Old Thread>>11700104Celestia now has a day off for an episode? Whats the worst that can happen?
WE WILL TALK ALL ABOUT MAGIC AND WHAT I'VE LEARNED AND SEENIT IS GOING TO BE SO SPECIAL AS SHE TAKES TIME JUST FOR MEEEEE
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>>11704150Forgets to raise the sun, background ponies panic across Equestria
>>11704165>implying I didn't do my chores>implying all my friends aren't here, and Applejack is too.
>>11704165But Luna did not handle it well in the comic nor during the Wedding. She kind of useless.
This thread needs some tactical pone kissu
OKAY SO YOU GO TO EQUESTRIABut everyone thinks you're dumb as a doorknob, so they make you go back to school with the CMCWhat do you tell Miss Cheerilee to get out of stupid gradeschool assignments?
>>11704177Celestia could get lucky!
>>11704185Ponies kissing poniesNot kissing you
>>11704198I write the equation for SWAG on the board.
Which pony enjoys the sun the most
>>11704182Everything's going to be just fine.Just fine.
>>11704209>tfw you know they dont really exist but want them to be together in some possible reality
>>11704198>stupid gradeschool assignments
>>11704198Are you kidding? I would love to go to school with the CMC and all those other cute babby ponies.
>>11704209>You will never kiss your crystal pone waifu>You will never cheer her up after another day of depression
>>11704218AJ, with the sun out she can kick trees all day and then she can kick em again tomorrow when the sun rises again.
>>11704223Didn't Luna screw up in EQG as well?
>>11704215You can only have swag if you share the equation with us.
Am I the only one who thiought that the nightmarity comics sucked? I'm talking just #8 and #9. They were unbareable.
>>11704209>mfw recalling the Flutterdash kissing scare post-Season 2 Finale
>>11704255I thought they were >fun
>>11704261>you will never be shrunk in front of the cmc with them giving you this look.
>>11704255But #8 was the last one.
>>11704244So I'm assuming Applejack wouldn't enjoy rainymood.com the ost
>>11704228Please don't cry, little apple.
>>11704287Those panties are just too cute on those ponies!
>>11704285I'm sure she'd love that too, cant have trees without the rain coming down to water them.
>>11704284...oh yeah, #7 and #8. The last two. The ones where they free nightmarity.
>>11704261>scare>implying I didn't go through that scene frame by frame a dozen times hoping it was true
>>11704287>>11704316>tfw mewball hats us
>>11704309Sometimes I worry about you
>>11704298I prefer boxers on pones
>>11704316I would love to see a solo of AJ and those lace panties.
>>11704288Isn't Khorme the blood god in Warhammer?
>There will never be an episode of when Pinkie arrived in Ponyville as a filly and met filly Applejack and Rarity, and she sings the Smile song for the first time when introduced to everyone>There will never be an episode showing Celestia and Luna's past>There will never be any more episodes of cute ponies doing cute things that doesn't have to do with Princess Twily trying to fit in as a princess>There will never be a Fluttershy and Applejack focused episode where they become more developed together>There will never be another good episode with Discord>There will be an episode where Sombra returns and/or is mentioned again>There is likely going to be an episode with Flash Sentry, just because McCarthy does nothing but lie>The CMC will never get their cutie marks>The series will never have a proper ending, and will just have one where everyone laughs as it fades to black
>>11704365>>The CMC will never get their cutie marksThey will, but the rest, that hurt my heart.
>>11704365>>There will never be an episode showing Celestia and Luna's pastBUT WE WILL GET MORE CADENCE
>>11704365>The series will never have a proper ending, and will just have one where everyone laughs as it fades to blackOuch, but I feel that's true. They're never going to try to end it because they want to leave it open to milk more money given the opportunity. It'll just fade into obscurity otherwise.
>>11704396No, just edge all day.
>>11704396Edge until you go to bed
>>11704396NoYour favorite fapartist is going to make an extremely erotic picture tomorrow, you should save your spunk for a more satisfying orgasm.
>>11704365BUT WE DONT NEED HASBRO, WE CAN MAKE OUR OWN EPISODES! LOOK AT DOUBLE RAINBOOM, THAT WAS DONE BY ONE GUY
>all these bad shipsMLPG get taste.
>>11704429One guy with over one hundred animators.
>>11704429Fuck, how the fucking hell did they think THAT was a good idea for a comic?
>>11704416>>11704415"I feel... edgy."
can someone post the sunbutt GR drew last night?
>>11704421>tfw favorite fapartist isn't going to draw any sexy pictures of ponies in lingerie tomorrow, or the next day, or the next day eitherliar
>>11704444What if I like this ship?
>>11704447It started out really nice and then it went to total shit. If someone put the script of it up on fimfiction it would've been laughed out of the park. Fuck what a waste. Doesn't help that the guy who organized that entire disaster got hired by the makers of the TV show Archer after it.
>>11704340I don't think it's out of the realm of possibility for two of the ponies to give each other a friendly peck in the future.
>>11704416>>11704415>mfw I can't edge because my balls ride up if they are out too long or if I am not turned on to an extreme level and if I get close to cumming but don't, I have a hard time getting a boner again, and even if I do the first part happensI ain't even got ED
>>11704471That is a great Celestia.
>>11704444StarswirlxChicken is the best ship
>>11704471thankstime to unf
>>11704479>mfw Spike gets Rarity kisses but not me;_;
>>11704485Freedom, God, Liberty, Socialism, Nazis, Negros, Obesity, Great Food, Great Universities, Great Natural Sights, Horrible Corruption, Injustice and Retardation
>>11704465Its a shame that episode and the BIRD episode is their only interaction. I would love more cute interaction of these two ponies.>>11704500Dude, Rarity kiss everyone.
>>11704485A miserable pile of guns.
>>11704499How do you manage to save pictures of pregnant ponies without feeling like a complete creep? I tried to do so once, but was disgusted with myself and deleted teh image.
>>11704510>NegrosI believe the proper term is "Darkies"
>>11704471I can't stop staring at that tail-dock
>>11704519Does she kiss them before or after they fill her marecunt to the brim with semen?
>>11704500If I ever make it to Equestria I don't think I could ever try to be with Rarity just for Spike's sake. The little guy would be devastated.It's not like she'd want me anyway though, me and him would probably start some kind of Rarity fan club
>>11704536I've really grown to like themIt's too bad they don't actually show them on the show
>>11704519It's a shame. After Twilestia, Fluttershy and Celestia is my favorite interactions for Celestia.
>>11704540She just kiss as a thank you, anon.
>>11704540Before, during, and after.She's the best kisser in all of Equestria.
>>11704542He probably won't end up with her anyways, better it's you then some jerk.
Would Stalin's favorite main six pony be able to beat Hitler's favorite main six pony in a fight?SUPPORT YOUR CLAIM.
>>11704526There's a lot of things I thought I would never do before MLPG. Now, I just let it all happen. I masturbate to ponies, I fucking hate you all.
>>11704526You don't belong here
>>11704561Yeah. I definitely love this interaction between sun pony and shy pony. Its so cute!
>>11704576Applejack vs Rarity?
>>11704565Thats... not how tails work.
>>11704526Its a natural feeling. She isn't your wife and it would wrong to have picture of her pregnant with another stallion.
>>11704620Yeah... Here, have this one.
>>11704589Nah bro, I have no problem saving most intentionally erotic pony stuff that I want to, but saving images of pregnant ponies, especially when the image is non-sexual and is just them in a normal pose, seems completely weird and disgusting.
gimme ur reqists
>>11704583It's okay, you're home now.
>>11704621>she isn't your wifeI know but the baby is mine
Would you go out to a public beach with Fluttershy wearing these?
>>11704606>Fluttershy>1 of the 2 best poniesDisagreement.
>>11704645Rarity and her mom comparing asses.
>>11704645Fluttershy and Dash wearing business glasses filling out pony tax forms.
>>11704653Is that a...Crotch floatie?
>>11704653Sure. Those tubing are cute on Fluttershy.
>>11704650You can't have babies with a horse
>>11704645CMC excavating dinosaur bones
>>11704471>"You want to put it where?"
>>11704653No, she is an embarrassing pony.
>>11704680please anon, she's like a million years oldshe's had it put there a bunch of times
>>11704288Wasn't me this time>>11704356Khorne, but that's what my name is pretty much.
>>11704672I think that's just a speedo
>>11704645Pinkie Pie pretending to be a very important and stuffy pone and failing hilariously
>>11704645Gloomy sleeping in
>>11704650What if[s]The baby is you?[/s]
>>11704693but she's also a princess
>>11704699That reminds me of the end of the new slice of life comic in which Pinkie has a serious hat for serious times.
>>11704656I understand but I really love those two ponies.
>>11704710So she saved the royal hole for only a selectAre you worthy?
>>11704646I don't know if you are being ironic right now, but that actually struck a chord. I've been here since mid-first season, and I don't know why I keep coming back. It's a nice escape, and the feeling that you aren't alone...
>>11704693she's just teasing youshe wants to hear you ask for it
>>11704726>implying Celestia would ever have sex with you or anyone here>ever
>>11704726I-I think soHow do I prove myself?
>>11704705That tag only works in the sub, have to type the full thing on 4chan. You can press Ctrl+S for a shortcut though.
>>11704739Let's just say your performance will be judged.Don't worry, it's graded on a curve with the other anons.
>>11704726I hope so.That's my favorite thing.
>>11704731I'm always here for you, Anon. Even if I wouldn't save a picture of a pregnant pony.
>>11704757...Is Luna involved as well?
Damn, I've been forced to swim in the piss for half an hour to find this thread just because it turned out it grabbed the attention of my filter and I didn't pay attention to another [+].
>>11704773You get the whole princess stack.[image pending]
>>11704774How do people still not know about the locators.We have two of the bloody things.
>>11704804>We'll have a new princess added to the list before we get an updated princess stack image.
>>11704804All four of them?!
>>11704746>Shy protesting about why you don't like her
>>11704828But I like her.
>>11704804>tfw no Twilight
>>11704804And if I'm deemed worthy?Do I get to...y'know...with them too?
>>11704834>tfw no colors.
Hey guys, remember that guy who was creepy and had autism?
>>11704859Yeah. I haven't seen Sentenal in forever
>>11704855oooois dis new
Any art of the pony ponies wearing their EqG outfits?
>>11704526You put them in a special folder.
>>11704874I saved it about six months ago.
I sure wish I had a fairy wish prince.
>>11704881is he ever gonna finish that?
>>11704887so no then
>>11704834>>11704855>>11704881I can't look at this picture anymore without thinking of That Guy Who Must Not Be Named™
>>11704898There's several of those in this place.
>>11704881How much is the Twilight Sapkle DLC?
>>11704885I have a belly folder right next to two other folders labeled "plot" and "milky".
>>11704898>tfw Voldemort is ded
GUYS I'M GOING TO GO READ PINKIE MICRO COMIC, AND THE TWILIGHT MICRO COMIC, SINCE I COMPLETELY FORGOT WHAT HAPPENED IN THAT ONE. WISH ME LUCK.
GREAT NEWS EVERYBODYYOU'RE IN EQUESTRIAAnd Marche is there with you
>>11704924READ TWILIGHT FIRST! THEN PINKIE! TRUST ME!
>>11704924The Twilight Mirco Comic is horrible. It's the only time I've felt that I could do a better job as both a writer and artist while reading a comic.I actually wanted to do the guy's job for him it was so bad.
>>11704916I dump everything in one bag.
>>11704931I'd let him go find Mewt by himself, while I go fuck some mares hella
>>11704905How about That /b/readfag Who Must Not Be Named Who Shit Up This Thread For Several Days With His Incessant Attentionwhoring, Passive-Aggressiveness, and Avatarfagging™®?
>>11704933He's going to destroy Equestria and send you back home.Because he's a dick. And if you disagree with him he'll beat the crap out of you.Fuck sake he broke his brother's legs and then convinced him it was for his own good
>>11704931But I'm Marche.
>>11704931THAT FUCKER'S GONNA DIE. HE AIN'T TAKING ME AWAY FROM EQUESTRIA. FUCK HIM
>>11704937Fuck, I'm feeling already just from this pic.
>>11704931I would have that fucker dead. Mark my words! No ONE will make me leave that land!
>>11704952my shame: my pony porn is more organized than my regular pony folders. I put effort into organizing fetishes but when it comes to even best pony it all goes into "whatever folder I happened to have open then".
>>11704916I can no longer feel.
>>11704958Best part is that you're playing him. He's the "hero"
>>11704958Is this some self-important brony you're talking about? I have no idea who the fuck this is.
>>11704881those butts look more like stacked testicles
>tfw the last episode of mlp ever end sometime in the near future
>>11704931We look at each other in confusion and leave the land of escapism together.
>>11704980I don't organize anything. It's all just in my downloads folder.
>>11704981That ain't even me.
>>11704987Perspective is a hell of a thing.
>>11704992Season Four finale followed by a dvd movie of Twilight Sparkle and Flash Sentry getting married.Mark your calenders, you're all gonna wanna buy it.
>>11704986Character from a videogame. Another kid gets a magic book and uses it to remake the world into the world of his dreams, so Marche comes along and destroys it because it's escapism and not healthy or some nonsense.Marche being the player character.
>>11704986No. He's the protagonist of Final Fantasy Tactics Advanced.He destroys a world, put his brother in a wheelchair, takes his friend away from his mother, and takes another friend from a place where she was respected to a place where everyone makes fun of her for having white hair.
>>11704980I just split things up by putting everything from one week or hiatus into a folder, and then make a new folder for the new episode, and then a folder for the week inbetween and so on.
>>11704967I give silly names to everything. My pinkie pie folder is called "partypartyparty", my Fluttershy one is called "ummmmm", my twilight folder is called "purple drank", celestia gets "celly"...so of course the folder for pony butts would be called plot. The only two ponies without some weirdness to their folder are Luna and Derpy.
Pony said she loves me!
>>11705042PONY IS A FILTHY FUCKING LIAR
>>11705012>you'll never feel those luscious thighs squeezing your head
>>11704986This fucker right here from Final Fantasy Tactic Advance. Bascially, he and his friend went to a magical world and all his friends were having fun. This fucker want them to go back to reality and he destroy the fantasy land.If he does this with Equestia, I would have this fucker dead.
>>11704404STOP HATING CADENCE
>>11705046N-no she isn't.She really does love me.
>you'll never fuck a qt mlpg anon
>>11705059>>11705042pony only wants citizenship
>>11705048>you will never hear her moan and say lewd things in that lisp as you give her oral
>>11705035are you me? or am I you?
>>11705055>all that JRPG protaganistWHYWHY THE FUCKING PIZZA CUTTERHE IS THE SPECIALEST OF FUCKING SNOWFLAKES
>>11705064I am an unsavory creature. I am the exact opposite of a qt.
>>11705030That is a funny way of saying that Marche kill his friend's mother.>>11705058Give that pony more character rather then looking pretty.
>>11705055That girl has a nice ass... Oh. Shit.
>>11705055Is he the good or bad guy?
>>11705087He is who you play as.
>>11705081now google "luso ffta2"you will WTF extra hard
>>11705055>mfw I wanted that sword so badly as a kid and thought it was the coolest thing ever
>>11705087At the end his friends thank him for saving themThis is after beating the everliving crap out of themHe's the good guy
>>11705064>>11705082Nobody will want to sex me. Women don't like sheepish, self-hating guys.
>>11705074I don't know, but either way, now neither of us will be virgins!
>>11705087Marche is the main character, as in YOU playing him. You control him in destroying his friends' dream.Now then, I would love to play Final Fantasy if they made it pony. It would make the later series more bearable.
>>11705087Game tries to portray him as the good guy, but you spend the entire game ruining your "friends"'s new lives. You play as him.
>>11705103>you will WTF extra hard
>>11705110>Nobody will want to sex meHe will?
>>11705103How many fucking hours does it take these people to put on all their clothes?
>>11705110Who said anything about women~
>>11705123I wish I could hate you to death.
>>11705055>>11705081>>11705085>>11705117>>11705105 Marche was right
>>11705071>you'll never suckle on her massive breasts while pumping into her, feeling her fingers digging into your shoulder blades
>>11705110A-anon, you're going a little fast thereI hardly know you
>>11705110>Women don't like sheepish guysyes they do
>>11705131I wish someone did
>>11705134Then stop using the word nobody in MLPG.
I'd like to see equestria prevails do an offical mini comic art.
>>11705128dude you didn't even post the really insane one
FREE TRIPS TO EQUESTRIA**One-time payment of eternal custody of your soul required.
>>11705103>>11705128That's the wrong picture
>>11705128I cannot imagine if they try this on ponies. At least some of the clothing is just robes, cute enough for a pony to wear.>>11705135Go die in the fucking fire.
>>11705128They just jump around the Salvation Army's clothing dumpster.
>>11705147You're a fucking retard.
>>11705083except in the wedding where she wasn't so pretty after being in a cave for so long, or when she was about to pass out during sombra's attack trying to keep that shield up.
>>11705142You don't understand, I'm so sexually frustrated. Please, I'll do anything you want... just take me.
>>11705153Just take some shitty vectors on model and made your own story.Ta-dah!
>>11705095I only did it because it sounded like 'silly' which is silly. I like Luna more anyway.What's up your ass?
>>11705154>>11705160>Japan in charge of character design
>>11705135>tfw you will never live in a world where you can go on adventures, slay monsters, and fuck cute viera girls as much as you want
>>11705155>implying I won't go on an epic voyage into Tartarus with the mane 6 to get my soul back
>>11705083But you don't have to h-hate her. She is more characterized than most
>>11705191I want to do that, but with ponies. Why did they have to kill that pony mmo?
>>11705187all insane character design is retarded, i don't care what side of the ocean it comes from
>>11705182>implying he takes anyone elses vectors
>>11705087Anon let's put it like this.Let's say you have a few friends. One is a kid that has to live his entire life in a wheelchair. Another has a dead mother. The third one is a girl with white hair and everyone makes fun of her.Now let's say you all like MLP FiM. And tou discover a book that transforms the real world in Equestria. No one but you four know this. Now the kid in the wheel chair can walk again and now has adventures. The girl is respected by everyone. And the other kid? He's now with his mother again. And you are with your favorite ponies.Now let's say you beat them all, destroy Equestria, and then drag them against their will back to the real world to their shitty lives because you, and only you think it's wrong. That this isn't the real world. That everything is fake despite there being no reason to believe that.Are you the good guy or the bad guy?>>11705135FUCK YOU
>>11705141>you'll never make her curl her toes in orgasmic delight
>>11705205Drinking solves the problem to everything.
>>11705135Stories with vague lines between good and bad are the best
>>11705218It's super effective.
>>11705163>>11705191>>11705215I loke how everyone who hates marche and doesnt accept that he's right conveniently forget that his friends were slowly dying by being in the dream world
>>11705215I think you're Leonardo DiCaprio
>>11705154>he even has pizzas in his pack
>>11705199She cute as fuck and I would not hesitate to pounce and cuddle the alicorn, but she need to step aside from the spotlight and give it to Celestia. Celestia is in desperate need of an episode.
>>11705208>that>retardedBut it's cool as fuckwhy do you jate Fun?
In the age of chaos, the world is unformed. Shrouded by fog.
>>11705153Agreed wholeheartlyI like his approach to FiM, it's similar but distinct.
>>11705215>>11705231I've given up trying to remind people about that part of the equation.
>>11705241anon, pls, celestia isn't nearly pretty enough. Luna is better anyway. Celestia is just too old.
>>11705187Even by 40k standards that guy is considered retarded.Thankfully it's only fanart.
>>11705141>>11705217>you will never receive her as she let's all that sexual frustration go>she will never twitch and writhe as you touch her body, telling her how beautiful she is
>>11705245A land of white crags, worldtrees, and everlasting draconequus.
>>11705217>you'll never stroke her curly red hair while she gives you a titjob and teases your frenulum with her tongue
>>11705231Really? I genuinely don't remember that, though the plot completely failed to engage me the one time I played it, so I could easily have missed it.Where did that bit come up?
>>11705261>Celestia is just too oldToo bad, that's some people's fetish
Hey, Inky, are you here?
>>11705241I have to agree with on that one, I just don't like that so many people blindly hate Cadence
>>11705267Isn't that the god emperor of mankind? You'd kind of expect him to be overdesigned as like propaganda
>>11705277even the most over the top aspects have limits.
>>11705261She just wants to be loved for who she is...
>>11705247I would replay FF1 if its just ponies this time around.
>>11705241>that giraffe neck
>>11705293the Empurder is right here
>>11705271But then there was Fire. And with Fire came Disparity.Heat and cold, life and death
>>11705154I don't even know what's parody and what's legit any more.
>>11705217Why does this happen anyways
>>11705290The only reason to dislike Cadence are her real-world origins, the biggest problem with her is that there's no reason to like her. She's horribly bland, not Brad levels but it's still bad.
>>11705313The halo looked similar so I just assumed
>>11705081Pizza are the Deadliest Catch.
>>11705301And she's loved for people's perspection of her.
>>11705305>tfw there will never be a total conversion fallout equestria mod for fallout:nv
>>11705317I don't know, but I love it
So, do you come here often?
>>11705279>you will never cuddle with her, resting on top of her bosom and listening to her heart beat and enjoying the motions of her breathing
>>11705314Oh shitI like where this is going
>>11705283Not him but it doesn't. There is a path where Marche did stay in the fantasy world and he would be the Judge Master in the end.>>11705315Its real. Its Final Fantasy Tactic Advance 2.
best snack cake company?
>>11705293No, that guy was a grey knight. One who's head is 3 sizes too small it seems.
>>11705314and of course…Light and Dark.
>>11705337A 3d world interaction of ponies adventuring seem like dream now with Hasbro killing off anybody that want to make games of ponies.
>>11705357So bottom line is that Marche is a dick
http://mlpgcollagehq.tumblr.com/when does this thing start?
>>11705215>Are you the good guy or the bad guy?how about this, anon?When they come back to the real, Doned has come to terms with his disability and Marche has accepted his younger brotherRitz comes to terms with her white hair begins to show pride in it. And the other other kids learns to accept his mother's loss and becomes stronger for it.Marche did them all a favor and had face reality instead of running away from their problems and they're better off for it
>>11705205>WarriorAppleJack>ThiefPonka Pie>White MageFluttershy>Black MageTwilight>Red Mage Rarity>FighterRainbow Dash>Garland/ChaosLuna and Nightmare Moon>The KingCelestia>LichChrysalis>Marlith???>KrakenDiscord>TiamatHydraWhy did I make this?I can make one for ff2 also
>>11705335Sad thing is that I really have a fetish for loving and caring women.
>>11705416I think you can just start right away.
>>11705268>you'll never explore every last inch of her voluptuous body>you'll never feel her shudder as you knead her sensitive chest>she'll never rock her hips and press her ass back against your face as you tease her labia with your tongue>you'll never hear her squeal as you slip your tongue just a little further up
>>11705395>ponies besides the mane 6>fighting NMMbronies plsPLS
>>11705395They couldnt do anything to FOE if they just changed the mane 6 names to something else as all the other characters are OCs. The problem with the two games shut down are that they used offical names/looks.
>>11705387Then, from the Dark, They came. And found the Souls of Lords within the flame.
>>11705434The more important thing is, was your mother uncaring/abusive/not good enough for you?
>>11705420You're completely right. Accepting the fact that you are a cripple is waaaaaay better than not being a cripple at all.
>>11705346>you'll never make her feel beautiful
>>11705465I'm not sure where this is going yet but it's interesting
>Pinkie Comic>Trollo LolloARE DEES NIGGAS SERIOUS?Still not as bad as everything in the Rainbow Dash Micro, but come fucking on.
>>11705420Yes so instead of letting his brother walk, have glorious adventures and Marche accepting him as his younger brother in the glorious Fantasy land he makes him a fucking cripple again.Instead of letting that girl live with a race that respects her, in a world where she is a strong warrior she's back in the real world where everyone makes fun of her.And instead of letting Mewt live with his mother and not being poor as fuck, yeah fuck that you're mother is dead and you aren't in a royal family. Nope you're poor as fuck. Also enjoy being a fucking school librarian.
>>11705488dork souls introbut wiht ponies
>>11705472No, in fact she was a good single mom taking care of a kid all by herself. I just wasn't appreciative.
>>11705473 Doned is a faggot
>>11705490>popular culture in a comic aimed to broniesGee...
>>11705453>>11705481>you will never melt away the notion that you only say you love her to use her>you will never take all her worries and help her through them>you will never help her accept her body as she hates it deep down
>>11705491>where everyone makes fun of her.but that's wrong, you fucking retard>Also enjoy being a fucking school librarian.yes, because having a job is such a bad thing right?>>11705491>he makes him a fucking cripple again.too bad Dones was ALWAYS a fucking cripplePeople who disagree with marche don't accept the real world is a hard place would rather take the easy route in life of ignoring their problems
im in love with marker
>>11705545A lot of people do. She's a slat.
>>11705545That's kinda cute, actually.
>>11705542>if I get the choice of living a better life and a worse one, I should always pick the worse one because it's better for me
>>11705414Basically. Its refreshing playing a villain as a main character in an RPG, but seriouly, fuck him if I ever see him trying to kill my fantasy world.>>11705542Not him but if he is planning on splitting me from my pony waifu, I would personally make sure he will fail.
>>11705465Smooze, the first Demon.
>>11705395Closest I will ever get.
>>11705560THAT'S BECAUSE THE BETTER ONE ISN'T FUCKING REAL
h-hey MLPGremember the last time we d-did this?w-wasn't it fun?http://www.epicmafia.com/game/2015782?password=c5ccfd9e2d4fc954a347cb1e13a8dbc37a70b188w-we could do it a-again...
>>11705542>You can live in a world where you can be a powerful mage, a brave warrior, go on grand adventures and face new challenges and problems there>Or you can live a shitty life, where I can't even walk and everything is shit>if I could choose between both of this I should choose the second oneNah fuck you. You're a fucking retard if you really think like that.
>>11705578SHIT JUST GOT REAL
Did you buy some apples today?
>>11705555Cut that out or she will gnaw on your hand off! Look how vicious she is!
>>11705600I prefer oranges
>>11705600Did you know that there are literally thousands of different kinds of apples!
>>11705603Is there a "cannon" Marker personality?
>>11705583I think you missed the point. Entirely.
>>11705607Whats that, anon? I see no orange stand anywhere.
>>11705600No... I'm allergic.
>>11705395Why aren't you ponying in second life?
>>11705585>tfw Jalm hats us
>>11705583Is your body rotting away somewhere on Earth and slowly dying of dehydration? No? Then that's 100% real as far as you're concerned, and you don't have to give a shit about anyone or anything else. If their bodies were dying in the "real" world in the meantime then I agree with you.
>>11705632b-but aren't the apples related to the oranges?
>>11705638Is that a penis?
>>11705632>tfw miles is ded
>>11705632I would buy oranges from that pony. Even if her cart was destroyed.
How many ponies have you killed today?
>>11705630I think you missed his point as well.It's not about what's better or worse, it's about what's real or not.Damnit, are we being raided by tulpa general?
>>11705629She like booping and pony show.Eventually, she will disappear when the show finally ends.All is left is Gloomy, forever waiting in the forever hiatus.
>>11705583No. It's not real from the perspective of four people. For the entire world of Ivalance it was real.Montblanc was real. He had memories. He had a life.But no because a single faggot he wasn't "real". And his world was destroyed.
>>11705654Actually he's not ded, he stopped by recently to tell us he wasn't going to draw anymore which is infinitely worse!
BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW
>>11705629You mean like a Marker Pony with a cannon on her back?
>>11705578The Witch Hydia and her two daughters, Reeka and Draggle.
>>11705593>what is sacrifice>what is duty
>>11705629She is generally chipper and upbeat in her demenor
>>11705697During the day, and depressed and overtly sexual during the night.
>>11705695DUTY? SACRIFICE? FOR WHAT. HE WAS A DICK. BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE THIS REALITY HE WANTED TO DRAG EVERYONE BACK HOME. JUST BECAUSE HE DIDN'T LIKE IT.
>>11705583The whole argument here is that the world that Mewt created with the power of the book IS real. Nothing in the story even hints that it might just be an illusion.And for your "Harsh world" line, it's a harsh world too, as evidenced by the bullies that got zombified, the entire society built aroudn strife and gang wars, the groups that take up residence in the places free of the immortality magics to kill people.
>>11705668>Eventually, she will disappear when the show finally ends.>Marker commits suicide when the show ends
>>11705692Lets ask Pinkie.
>>11705737I'm sure she'll be in her olden years by then.
>>11705695>what is being a fucking wizard
>>11705732ABLOO BLOO, HE DIDN'T LET ME STICK WITH FANTASIESNOW I HAVE TO GET OUT OF MY ROOM AND GE A JOB
>>11705697Usually. >>11705737She staying with the marker movers when this all ends.
>>11705747It wasn't gay, it was cute. Well, except the bondage part.
>>11705769and it will end
>>11705766Because having all of your dreams fulfilled is a horrible prospect right
>all this discussion
EVERYBODY CHILL THE FUCK OUTESCAPISM IS OKAY AS LONG IT ISN'T A LIFESTYLETHERE PROBLEM SOLVED
>>11705809Shut up Twilight. Your opinion doesn't matter when you grew wings!
>>11705766There was this girl. During her life she became deaf. She couldn't hear anything. But thanks to a few brilliant people she was equipped with a device that could let her hear again. After years of not hearing a single thing, she could hear her mother again. She stated crying.It's quite a touching story.BUT FUCK THAT STUPID SLUT FOR TAKING THE EASY WAY OUT AND NOT FACING HER PROBLEMS LIKE A DEAF PERSON WOULD.
>>11705733If it's so real then how did Marche just went by and destroyed it?
I want to go around and put child-proof collars on all the ponies that couldn't easily get them off.
>>11705809THE REAL QUESTION IS IF IT WAS ESCAPISMHOW DO YOU DEFINE REALITY?
>>11705798are those your actual dreamsto satisfy your childish power fantasies
>>11705809How can escapism _not_ be a lifestyle?
>>11705665No, it isn't. Follow the reply chain.
>>11705821How about you grow a pair of your own?
>>11705855going to the movies is a form of escapism
>>11705809helphelp i think i like ponies too muchits almost all i do
>>11705824Being wheelchair bound is not as badas being deafcool story, bro
>>11705868ur mum is escapismJust because you start telling that everyone actually does this disgusting thing you love doesn't automatically make it true or okay.
>>11705585Lucid broke everything foreverIt's all beb.
>had a serious deadline to finish today>to be productive i said no masturbating or ponying in mlpg at all>deadline is pushed back a weekand here i am
>Not making the password "Boop"
>>11705895you forgot to tell us your current mood and what you're listening to
>>11705694God this is too much drawingTirek, the Lord of Tartarus
>>11705920He looks cozy.
>>11705895I'm probably going to be here the rest of this week and all of next since I got grounded.
>>11705933>tfw no cozy tartarus
>>11705837THERE'S A SHITLOAD OF PHILOSOPHICAL DEBATES ABOUT THAT VERY QUESTIONI LIKE TO THINK REALITY IS SOMETHING THAT EXIST OUTSIDE OF YOURSELF AND WE ARE JUST TAKING IN DIFFERENT PERSPECTIVES OF IT>>11705855BECAUSE IT'S LIKE THROWING A TANTRUM BECAUSE EXISTENCE ISN'T WHAT YOU WANT IT TO BE SO YOU GO ALL PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE ABOUT IT AND RUN AWAYIT'S UNHEALTHY
>>11705920and his faithful minions.
>>11705937>grown man>getting groundedwot
>>11705895>working all weekend>resolve to do nothing whatsoever today
>>11705694>>11705920>G1 ponies and their allies are some of the most moronic, incapable and stupid creatures that lived>yet they defeated all the villains that tried to kill themSo why do you people care about retards?
>>11705954the pilot picture didn't tip you off?grounded has another meaning mate
>>11705937Sometimes I forget I'm talking to kidsCan't you at least pretend you're older, it's the internet
>>11705954As in literally stuck on the ground. Nothing else to do.
> Day 57> Helping Applejack move some trash to be picked up> Suddenly the group comes up behind me.> "Uh oh, I think I hear some thunder!"> "Not now, Twilight."> "What's that? I can't hear you! Sounds like a storm is coming!"> "JUST DO IT YOU FAG" Rainbow Dash yells.> I sigh, putting down my boxes.> Start to gyrate hips> Soon I'm grooving> Begin clapping that ass> Ponies all cheer> "MAKE THAT ASS CLAP, BOY!! YEAH!"> Rarity swoons> "TAKE IT OFF!!"> Then Pinkie throws four bits in my face> The shit I put up with
>>11705969I was assuming "pilot" didn't mean "electricity current".So yeah.
>>11706002what the fuck
>>11705957I'd cuddle with a pony in a swimsuit
>>11706002There really isn't a more suitable reaction than this.
>>11705957I wish Rarity would feed me small sandwiches like that...
>>11706010I'm speaking a little out of my ass but grounded was used for pilots that weren't allowed to fly for whatever reason. Hence, stuck on the ground. Parents changed the usage of the word later
>>11706025>darling, by the looks of it you don't need me to help you eat anything
>>11706036This is the next generation.
>>11706052Wow, that was pretty good.
>>11705951>>11705920And the furtive pony.
>>11706047oh okayHave a ponk
>>11705690Wacka Flocka pls
>>11706052LOW BLOW RARITYLOW FUCKING BLOW
>>11705585I MADE A NEW GAME SINCE NO-ONE ELSE WASI'VE UNDOUBTEDLY FUCKED IT UP SOMEHOWhttp://www.epicmafia.com/game/2015931?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
>>11706052I'm 120 pounds, Rarity.
kissu kissu pony uguuu
>>11706053I don't get people who talk like this.Just because there are a lot of dumb people, there are still a lot of smart people.
>>11706081So easily forgotten...Got to take a break, too much drawing
>>11706081I wish I was pyromancer.Then everything would burn. So pretty.
>>11706108Jeeze, how old are you? You sound emaciated
>>11706119You literally posted that pic one fucking second before me.
>>11706119Oh you're just drawing these all as you go? They're cool but I don't know what's going on yet.
>>11706119You're doing great so far
I booped your favorite pony while you where away.
>>11706139I'm 130 and 20 years old. Not that bad.
>he thinks the slow pacing, pedantic nature, deflated jokes, and one-note "adventure" of season 1 is better than what season 2 brought to the table
>>11706158don't spread lies anon, my pony is loyal to me
>>11706158>WhereMeant were GOD DAMN IT
>>1170613921...I'm only 5'7" though, so...it evens out?
>>11706113But the dumb people don't get punished and sent the right way anymore. All you could do before was stick a fork in the outlet or call your neighbour a fag and get punished for it, but now every underage yahoo can do whatever he wants on the intertubes without his parents looking over his shoulder.Thus, I don't think there will be that much more smart kids out there.
>>11706053The only reason we see a lot more dumb people now more frequently is because the internet allows us to see them doing these more than so without it
>>11706126Sometimes you don't need hooves.
>>11706183Oh fuck my sides
>>11706194that's a butt
>>11706214ohhI should give that game another go sometime
>>11706194It needs the part where she says "thanks" to be accurate.
>>11706164Hearts and HoovesCutie PoxMMMysteryMMDWMTBPWFADSOMEThe weddingSeason 2 was shit.
>>11706229Did you draw Rarity and Twilight fighting over anon?
>>11706228I don't have it, do you?
>>11706239Hold up nigger I liked H&HD
>>11706249now shade it
>>11706002>>11706100>>11706194>>11706212>>11706249Where did all of this booty come from?
>>11706224I liked to story most of all, PvP not at all.
>>11706284I would do so many lewd things to that bubble-butt
>>11706249Nice coloring and angle, the eyes seem a bit off though.
>>11706239For one, Hearts and hooves and Secret of my Excess was pretty good.Two, Applebuck SeasonLook Before you SleepBridle GossipFall Weather FriendsShow StoppersOver a BarrelFUCKING GODDAMN OWL'S WELL THAT ENDS WELL (though, I guess MMDW is comparable)
>>11706249The coloring is quite nice but those legs just look like drumsticks and her eyes are still creeping me out.
>>11706284I would save that if the face proportions weren't off. Also I think the upper body is too small, looks distorted.
>>11706314but I liked FWFand not because of any favorite pony stuff I swear
>>11706320>tfw jealous of Twilight in that picture
>>11706314>Applebuck Season>Look Before you Sleep>Bridle Gossip>Fall Weather Friends>Over a Barrel>implying any of these are badTOP FYCKING LEL
>>11706314Nigga what, except OWTEW every other one of those episodes was better than all the ones I listed.
>>11706353>LBYS>good >not mediocre>Over a Barrel>not bad>not having the second worst song in the series too
>>11706239>Hearts and Hooves>Cutie Pox>badLadies and gentlemen, the first WRONG opinion
You have been sent to the electric chair for thinking about pony butts.What are your last words?
>>11706252A quick google search bares this crappy version.
>>11706380red ribbon anal sex when?
>>11706376>CMC episodes>goodTOP LEL
>>11706275okay>>11706308>>11706320yeah eyes aren't definitely a trouble area for me along with back legs, especially from that sort of angle. thanks for the input!
>>11706389PfffI love you.
>>11706391The ass was fat
>>11706383post the other five
>>11706380>pffteww, don't toot on the general. I don't care how plush your booty is.
>>11706389>batpony newscaster2cuteplease draw more of her
>>11706284i hate when people make me fap to derpy
>>11706374brony plstake your terribel opinions to reddit
Pony should dance.
>>11706380you feeling better red?
>>11706282>RD will never recite a spooky tale for you around a campfire
>>11706424>1There more?!?1But yeah. Its cute.
>>11706424oh fuck this is exactly what I wanted
>>11706411Why not make a sheet of just drawing faces? Don't worry about the bodies.
which pony is most likely to friendzone you and deny you the sex that you so rightfully deserve for treating them nicely
>>11706424What kind of [dance]?
>>11706391BUTTS ARE PEACEBUTTS ARE FREEDOMBUTTS ARE STRENGTH
>>11706424d'awwnow I want to dance with Applejack
>>11706462>anon please stop calling me "m'lady"
>>11706443I think I'll do that soon.it'd be fun to try a bunch of different expressions and I could use the practice.
Do you think grass tastes better to ponies than it does to us?
>>11706424I think I see a smile there~
>>11706483Without a doubt
Is it that time again?
>>11706486>>11706472Who asked whom to dance though?
>>11706424That is so cute.>>11706418We shall see
>>11706462>anthro pinkie will never deny you sexual pleasure by force-feeding you viagra, tying you down, strapping a glass tube over your raging erection, and riding that thing cowgirl style like there's no tomorrow
>>11706462doesn't matter cause i will be all up inside that ponut while they sleep anyway
>>11706435Just one more.
>>11706528What a suave Anon.What a happy Lyra.
>>11706528>no dancing with Rarityaw man...
>>11706528>that slicked back hair>that giant smile holding a roseI'm dead
>>11706504>Red Ribbon rediv also will never let you play with her body and thank you for doing so
>>11706389I love you.
>>11706528Tangoing with pony seems a tad difficult
>>11706424I really should start drawing. Being able to draw your pony waifu with you must be an awesome feeling.
>>11706545>she'll never let you do as you please to that plump butt she knows you love
>>11706391After 2,000 years I will be forgotten, and the Time Loop will close. I will live forever, and you shall meet doom!
>>11706503Did you know that it's possible to friendzone girls?It's true!
>>11706528Oh god, my heart!
>>11706543>Slicked back hairIt doesn't really look slicked back to me.
>>11706528deadi'm deadi can't...
>>11706558I think it wouldn't be too difficult. They don't have a problem standing on two hooves and they could use you for support. It would just be like dancing with a kid.
>>11706171>>11706163I'm just saying, eat a little more...
>>11706559>want to start drawing>by the time you get good enough MLPG will be dead
>>11706521>she's riding your dick and getting off over and over again>you can't feel a single thingwhy is this so good
>>11706580It really does to me.Could just be the angle since we can't see any of his spiky hair bits.
>>11706572>she will never love the attention you give to her
Is Tex-anon a self insert?
>>11706559>>11706592JUST DO IT MOTHER FUCKER
>>11706537I can't really think of any more dance poses unless it's a dip or something. Plus her hair gets in the way of other characters.>>11706599I was drawing it to the side.
>>11706589I've had a problem with eating ever since I was born so I can't, really.Can get nauseous really easily when eating, strong gag reflex. Funnily enough eating too much food is the only thing that makes me sick.
>>11706620I hope not. That's the thing about making an Anon that definitive personality, they'll eventually become a character.
>>11706581Tumblr please go
>>11706622BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO
>>11706589believe me, if I had the money for it I'd be pigging out
>>11706645THATS WHY YOU LEARN
>>11706528>that scar on his eyeI didnt notice that before.All in all. is so cute.
>>11706629I'm guessing you have a fairly high metabolism, then?
>>11706608>you'll never get up in the morning to find her resting that sizable derriere back against your face as a wakeup-call
>>11706653I look forward to more dancing art.Maybe dancing with a pegasus can include aerial moves in the dance?
>>11706673>you will feel awkward about writing these things considering she could be in the thread right now
>>11706659Yes, actually. How did you know that?
>>11706645You do now. There's also a helpful thread on the sub.
>>11706651I GET FRUSTRATED BECAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING WRONG
>>11706692No I won't. I'm anonymous.It is impossible for me to feel regret for my actions when no one will ever know who I am, nor remember it come the hour.
http://www.furaffinity.net/full/10944785/how does this exist?
>>11706653Did he have that scar in the past, or is Tex making him more and more alpha/hardcore every day?
>>11706692considering how much she draws lewd stuff of RR I highly doubt she cares if we have lewd thoughts about said RR
>>11706657The proliferation of phrases such as "I can't" or "I'm dead" are typical to tumblr.
>>11706596I don't know but erotic sexual denial is pretty unf.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Erotic_sexual_denial
>>11706719>>11706730Possibly, but I don't want to make people uncomfortable.
>>11706694I'm a....I'm a health fanatic, and I simply read the signs
>>11706657>i'm literally screaming and just woke up my mum
>>11706732Well shit, I didn't know that.I still don't really care.
>>11706728It's Texas, if you aren't firing a shotgun while fingering your Bible you're a terrorist
>>11706713THATS WHY YOU LEARNTRIAL-AND-ERROR MOTHERFUCKERYOU WONT BE GREAT WHEN YOU STARTSO CLIMB THAT FUCKING MOUNTAIN AND MAKE IT YOUR BITCH
>>11706728Did you know women love horse cock?
>>11706692>>11706739I've been on this site for 3 years and I'm still surprised that there are people who are this beta.
>>11706739I'm sorry anon.but I just can't help wanting to do things to Red Ribbon's bottom.
>>11706761I wouldn't have it any other way
>>11706775I too enjoy butts.
>>11706768Would you a little pony if you were a little girl?
>>11706757It's okay, I just hate most of tumble with a passion
>>11706762do you know the definition of insanityits trying the same thingover and over and over againand expecting different results every time
>>11706777why is texas so perfect>tfw Minnesotan
>>11706772Sorry, I just like to consider someone's emotions when I do things.
>>11706799Only if you have no determination to see it through
>>11706799so?when you start repeating something, you find ways to either make it a little different with the same result, OR finding a way to do it differently
>>11706807Yes goyim. Continue to be the nice guy. Never find a white wife. Let the bad boys have the girls. Good goyim.
>>117067131) Begin drawing.2) Redo a single line 632 times until it looks "right".3) Repeat until you have a completed drawing. This may take several hours, days, or weeks.4) Be proud of that drawing for all of five seconds.5) Declare the drawing to be crap.6) Angst about how everyone is a better artist than you.7) Continue to do so, even if people try to encourage you.8) Look up art made by people you can never hope to match.9) Accept that you are worthless.10) Repeat from step one.11) Forever.
Whenever I replay video games with horses in them now I find myself looking at the horses butt where before I never really noticed it.
Hello MLPG.What's Terse's handle on fimfiction? I can't remember it.
>>11706820/pol/ pls go
>>11706812If he had twenty-one other people, he could of had it done in one year. Imagine how many more lives would of been saved. He didn't even seek help, the selfish bastard.
>>11706825Too many Dooks?
>>11706807I seriously doubt rediv cares.She's a big girl. She can handle a few people talking dirty about her OC, who happens to be the queen of butts.
I love Texas. I would take my favorite pony to Texas.
>>11706645Just start now, you'll get help if you ask for it.
>>11706840If he had dynamite he could have done it in a day
>>11706838LittleFaggotthis is the profile picture
>>11706812he could've learned a trade, made a couple thousand dollars, rented a bulldozer / bought some dynamite, and cleared a path through the mountain in 1/3 of the time
>>11706761>Texas executes 500th inmate since 1976USA! USA! USA!
>>11706845>she's a big girl
>>11706833>playing RDR>that scene where what's his face grabs a handful of stallion balls after you cross the river to mexico
>>11706847They don't take kindly to cross species relationships there
>>11706858>only 500step up senpai
>>11706858Good, less taxpayer money being wasted on a scumbag.
>>11706849>taking advice from jessy
>>11706847I wish I could pony with you and pone in Texas
>>11706849That's bullshit. Everyone started helping in that thread because everyone was doing it.
>>11706846Oh man. I thought it wouldn't have been that simple. Shows what I knowI'm only after that one Princess Celestia fic he did - can't remember the title of that, either, so gotta start somethere.>>11706856>he could've learned a tradeBUT IT'S LIKE THAT
>>117068274.5) Discover something "wrong" with your drawing you hadn't noticed until then.
>>11706869I always wondered about that. Equestria would probably be pretty tolerant, but here? Would they just string both of you up and use you for pinatas?
>>11706847That Applejack's a fine pony I tell you hwat.
>>11706858>Free meals and protection for murderers EVERYWHERE ELSE! EVERYWHERE ELSE! EVERYWHERE ELSE!
>>11706840>Hey Sahid, what are you doing this weekend? Cool cool, wouldn't you rather help me chop down a mountain? Bring your own pickaxe btw
>>11706869Where do they?
>>11706847>Implying she isn't from the Ozarks
>>11706889>implying i cant>i cantWITCHERY
>>11706891I want to say they wouldn't but who knows.I'm sure the more laid back places in those kind of matters like Canada wouldn't have a problems legalizing it.
>>11706852Capitalism to the MAX!I mean that unironically
>>11706897No place like Texas!
The Texas government wants to tell you that you can't love your pony.Oh they say they love "freedom".But not for you and your pony.
>>11706891That's why you vote Libertarian. They wouldn't care if your girlfriend was a pony.
>>11706872>>11706897It's funny because putting a person through death row is MORE expensive than having them rot in jail forever
r8 these humanizations melpug
>>11706929>>11706916>>11706911>>11706893>>11706889>>11706875>>11706872>>11706825>>11706820>>11706839>>11706805I love being a member of Shit Tumblr Says.
>>11706872Actually executions cost over triple the amount it takes to keep a prisoner jailed for life.
>>11706882>that one Princess Celestia fic he did...and it doesn't seem to be up there, either. Rats.Any ideas?All I've got to go on is some ex-MLPG superstar extraordinaire and some cloppy Princess Celestia fic.
>>11706947Please, bullets are less than a dollar.
>>11706947Yeah...nah. I think executing someone would be slightly cheaper than feeding and housing them for 50 some years.
Does Equestria have capital punishment?
>>11706941Or you make the right choice and vote Ron/Rand Paul
>>11706941Pinkie would be staunchly against it having grown up very conservative.
>>11706950no/10have good humies
>>11706950Awful actually.Only good one looks like Babs and I guess octavia.
>>11706947Then fix the inefficient systemIt's like we start arguing morality then move to financial, back and forth
>>11706953I love it when people are passive aggressive and sarcastic. That way they can say they don't like something but do it with an air of elitism.
>>11706891>>11706920I think Equestria would be pretty tolerant considering they have multiple sentient species, unlike us. It's all about consent. The real question is, if aliens came to earth, and they were hot, DTF, and really good at it, would you fuck one? Or marry one?
>>11706961>>11706968>americans in charge of knowing things
>>11706971No they have Celestial punishment.There used to be a lot more rowdy males running around.
>>11706971No. They hardly have any crime that warrants more than a slap on the wrist.
>>11706971They use the magic chair.
>>11706953Post ponies then, faggot.
>>11706987I've been a life long star trek fan so I have no qualms with that sort of thing and I would.
>>11706989>Non Americans know more about America than Americans
>>11706953My nigger[Spoiler]So many liberals it hurts[/spoiler]
>>11706971Only if you don't do what the Princess says.
>>11706968You'd think that, but court proceedings are absurdly expensive, and death sentences involve loads and loads of court sessionshttp://www.deathpenalty.org/article.php?id=42
>>11706992>You are hooked up on the magic chair>Celestia bring out a box full of feathers>She use her magic to tickle you to a never ending laughter with those feathersCelestia is so cruel.
>>11706955wait, what was that fic about?
>>11706961>>11706968the legal fees and trials really add up because nobody wants be known as the guy that wrongfully carried out capital punishment.http://www.deathpenalty.org/article.php?id=42
>>11707016I guarantee there are people in these threads who would cum if that happened to them.
>>11706920Thinking about it I don't think it would be illegal to begin with. Bestiality should be clearly defined as sex with beings that can't give consent, and rape is when a being that can give consent but doesn't, and consensual sex with any intelligent being shouldn't be an issue.
>>11707014>>11707030Oh, so BIG SURPRISE! It costs so much because of all the bureaucratic bullshit they pull.
>>11706955Might it have been for a Friendoff or that MLPG vs Ponychan fanfic thing? Doesn't look like he entered the second Friendoff, but I'm having trouble finding the pages for the first one and the vs Ponychan thing.
>>11706973>The rock farm was very isolated and the Pies only ever had daughters> The conservative parents taught the fillies that mares should never have relationships between each other>forgot to mention anything about stallions, because there was no need> Pinkie is now intolerant of lesbians, but heads to a gay bar with a bunch of colt-cuddling friends every Friday night
>>11706991Well how would you punish ponies for theft?
>>11706983The problem is, streamlining it increases the risk of wrongful punishment. The system is based on a preference of allowing a guilty man to walk over punishing the innocent.
>>11707039I guess I was thinking more in terms of marriage.I don't think bestiality would come into play since they really aren't horses, more like an alien species.
>>11706971No they just hit bad ponies with a rolled up newspaper.
>>11707008Oftentimes they do.
>>11707056>put your dick in him!
>>11706950Babs is cute. Could stand to be tubbier but whatever,
>>11707029Pretty generic, to be honest. Just a Princess Celestia and a totally not wish-fulfilment Anonymous human character making the beast with two backs>>11707053I'm sure it was up on Fimfiction, is all. Maybe he's had a prune of the older/more embarrasing stuff.Hang on, maybe Pastebin has a copy somewhere
>>11707053Gustav what are you doing there.You're not Princess Celestia.
>>11706991If celestia needs a massive personal guard force, something might be up.For all we know ponyville and canterlot are the only nice places and manehatten might have crime worse than 20th century new york.
>>11707058See: >>11707066You also have to call them a "bad pony".
>>11707043Don't insult bureaucracy retard
>>11707058That's a big one.Pony deserve spanking by royal flogger.
>>11707097My god, AJ need your help! Why are you guys just standing there?!?!?
>>11707097Jesus I hope they get psychological counseling after that.
>>11707086>sex with CelestiaI'm listening
>law enforcement in equestriahttp://derpiboo.ru/7078
>>11707103How Twitter werk?
>>11707085>The Texas government wants to ban donuts because it claims they inspire impure thoughts and their existence insults God.OK, which horsefucker showed MLPG to Texas government?
What is the process to get a pony declared mentally insane?
>>11707103at least jabba the hut is gone for today
>>11707136How was this fine and yet derpy was offensive
>>11707118I prefer police pony
>>11707129Just get me 2 dorito tacos and a small Baja blast.
>>11707135Ron Paul probably likes Applejack.
>>11707118Is she okay?
>>11707157He likes this pony
>>11707157Ron Paul would tell AJ to sell her apples to buy gold, then bury it.
>>11707136Funny how something like this scene wouldn't have been given a second thought 10 years ago by anyone watching, but now you'll get thousands of tumblr, twitter, facebook, and 4chan posts about it and how it's "insensitive" or some crap.
>>11707155>there will never be more cute cuddly police-pone greentext
>>11707118what kind of punishment is that
>>11707155She's a real qt. She could arrest me any day of the week
Help, my pony is leaking and she's making a mess everywhere.
>>11707174This pony suck. Can someone post a better pony?
>>11707189>and 4chanHere it's shitposting
>>11707190>you will never have the ability to write well
>>11707192a punishment that you start liking in the end
>>11707158I want to hug that pony.
>>11707117It's honestly nothing special, usually you can find what you're after with a few keywords. Unfortunately *everything* that springs to mind is fucking generic
>>11707192A very cruel and unusual one. I would step in for her.O-out of mercy of course.
>>11707136Didn't that pony get better in Sidekick?
>>11707157Ya think? I see him not liking her ultra conservative idealsPic unrelated
>>11707199I'll fucking wreck you if you talk shit about my waifu, Anon!
>>11707182Ron Paul would want her to keep her farm and he would praise her entrepreneurship.
>>11707155I want to print this out and hang it on a bulletin board in a police station or something, then sit across the hall on my laptop and watch and record reactions from cops.
>>11707210Thats the same pony. Even Twilight is better than Rarity.
>>11707207I love that pony.
>>11707199Aww look now you made her mad.
>>11707226OOOOHHLOOK AT THAT LITTLE HORSE SHOE
>>11707223I love how the nurse immediately looked at her when winnona first barked.
>>11707235>it becomes the mascot of the police station
>>11707237That's because Twilight is best pony.
>>11707207So does Ron Paul
>>11707247What is Rarity going to do to me? Dress me up? Ohh I am so scare!
>>11707226>>11707234Ponies are like, the opposite of libertarians. They love their big sister princess and wouldn't trade her for the world
>>11707280I'm glad you agree.
>>11707149Dorner would've hated the wannabe cop-thug Zimmerman
I fucked you're waifu
>>11707254>the deputy and other officers make a decal and put it on the sheriff's cruiser>"b-bakas! it's not like I enjoy having ponies on my car or anything..."
>>11707251My thoughts exactly
>>11707306That must have been a big load.
>>11707279How much does Celestia's government interfere with the ponies' lives though?
>>11707307Jokes on you! I'm my own waifu.
>>11707307I AM WAIFU
>>11707307Shut up Big Bill Hell's.
>>11707324More than Ron Paul is comfortable with
>>11707324They have no free will
>>11707325>waifuing yourselfhow does that even work
>>11707321>even Rarity was caught off guard