Old Horse: >>11685692Pony onwards towards the new season
SHUT IT DOWN
second
>>11689073I want to marry, rut and impregnate that white one.
How did we...Fuck it up THAT badly?
>>11689073good lord that quality
Why does Trixie loves crackers so much?
>>11689073
what would you do with a drunken ponywhat would you do with a drunken ponywhat would you do with a drunken ponyearly in the morning
DON'T THINK ABOUT ZEBRAS DON'T THINK ABOUT ZEBRAS DON'T THINK ABOUT ZEBRAS DON'T THINK ABOUT ZEBRAS
>>11693198They're a tasty snack.I want to fuck the brains out of EG Rarity, but I want to be in a loving relationship with EG TrixieI wish I understood my life.
>>11693188>gif
>>11693218Shave her belleh with a rusty razor!Shave her belleh with a rusty razor!Shave her belleh with a rusty razor!early in the mor-ning!
>>11693218Stick her in the scupper with a hosepipe in her
>>11689043NO WAIT DON'T
>>11693238>eg RarityMAH NIGGA
I want to edge on cam with some other anons, like it won't be sexual or anything, just to see who lasts the longest, just as a joke
>>11693239boope pas pour moi poney marqueur
>>11693265Rarity a shit.
Hope anyone lisetening enjoyed a readingAlso how abot a joke. Wha t pony would be best t for sleeping on yopuur chext purring [spoier]a poiny that was a cat [/spoiler]Sp flutterhsy since shes such a huge pussy
>>11693239H-hi Gloomy...
>>11693265I want a fic of EqG Rarity and Pony Rarity doming the fuck out of Anon
>>11693255>tfw madmax hats us;_;
>>11693284how hard is it to find pony love as a little filly?
>>11693276Fluttershy's pony pussy is painfully tight
>>11693284>Tootsie Flute never got to express her love to the Jew.
>>11693276Scrubbles get helpmedicine and fooddoctors maybepls
>>11693282anon has to sit in the mirror for it to work, with half of him in personhorse land and half in magic horse land.
>>11693299>oh>thank you
>>11693284Considering how sparse colts are, I'd say pretty difficult. And the ones taken, ferociously guarded by their partner.
>>11693301Both Twist and Truffle shuffle are pony jews and Tootsie Flute is just a filthy gentile.
>>11693310He is killing himself with alcohol and the worst written thing in the world.He chose this fate.
>>11693239>Bonjour, anonMarka pls tech me French
>>11693310Oh I'll get medicineFrpm Twilight's slut medical box!
So what was the reason for Equestria Girls for not having horns again?Some people said that is because the horns may be a problem when changing the outfits of the dolls, but the dolls have freakin pony ears that are almost like horns.Also 3 of the dolls have wings, and those are more problematic for the outfits than a horn, not to mention that the wings are detachable, so they could have done the same for the horns if they were such a problem.So i really see no reason for not giving them horns other than Hasbro having daddy issues or something.
>>11693324you don't need a colt to get pony love as a filly
>>11693333O-okay. ;-;
>>11693335Hey, stud.
>>11693334JESUS FUCKING CHRIST!Don't scare me like that, Deaf...
>>11693332Better go see marker Pony's french sister, Ponie Marquer>bonjour!>ca va anon? voudrais booper?
>>11693336>Caring about the EqG toysReally, the movie was ok, but those toys are just the most fucking terrifying thing.
GIVE METHE APPLEHORSE
>>11693350>>11693358Are you trying to say something
I wonder if grass tastes better to ponies than it does to us
>>11693350That's not very sexual
>>11693359>Speaking surrender language.
>>11693350>>11693358he's not old enough yet leave him be
>>11693357But I must boo the thread, Anon. I must!
>>11693376french is hothttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GoiKQ7hBEtE
>believing her
>>11693359>M-marquer>Je veux bon si vous me booperiez
>>11693239Marker can suck a dick like no other pony in existence can, I guess all those months of being in the company of sexual deviants taught her some things
>>11693364But that also goes for the movie.There is no reason for not giving them horns to the dolls and specially for the movie.
>>11693370I dunno about the other guy but i just love Rumble
>>11693390I can't wait for Flash Sentry in S4
>>11693355Whoa wait what the hell.
>>11693432You'll be waiting a long time.
>>11693410well I love him too but not in a sexual way
>>11693390She forgot they changed it to an AJ episode
Would you love pony if they slept on top of your chest and brushed their scragly hair?
>>11693402Red ribbon is still a bigger slut though
How does it feel knowing that Twilight only likes guys that play the guitar and drive doucheomobiles?
Are zebras for sexual?
>>11693443Well i love him in a very sexual way
>>11693390>>11693445even if she apologized for it the tweet doesn't actually say that rarity has an episode in s3and really didn't you love rarity in sleepless in ponyville
>>11693458How does it feel that even if you had those things she still wouldn't go out with you?
>>11693458Flash, you're just trying too hard, now. It's getting kind of sad.
>>11693458It shows that Twilight is a shallow slut and staying indoors and doing nothing but reading textbooks have not helped in creating a personality.
>>11693448I wish a chubby pony would suck me dry
http://i.imgur.com/m8It6YL.jpg
>>11693498then she would keep sucking until it just ripped offbecause she is a fat god damned slut.
>>11693512unf
>>11693458Sounds about right.I'm not surprised in the least.
>>11693524>that's all you ever say anymore anon
Not having anyone to care for or about is the best thing one can do.
>>11693489
>>11693543finepinkie do you want to go on a date
http://i.imgur.com/KOBg62J.jpg
>drawn by a 6 year old
>>11693579Another atryl clone. Woohoo.
>>11693591unf unf appelhips unf
>>11693570
>>11693591UNF UNF APPLEHIPS, I'M GONNA NEED BOTH HANDS FOR THIS UNF
>>11693498Chubby pone wants to suck you dry.
Guys, how do i get rid of my boner for Equestria Girl Rarara?
>>11693579Those snouts are too small
>>11693591no talent
>>11693623Masturbate to Equestria Girl Rarara
>>11693591still better than me
>>11693616fine, i'll just finish this ice cream soda off myself thengoodbye
>>11693579Those angles are all wrong
>>11693615>>11693618Oh boy, it's that time again.
>>11693623Place a cold pack of ice on your groin.Alternatively, walk around and get blood flowing to other parts of your body.
>>11693591>tfw that is eons better than what you can draw
Hello I'l your favorite ponyUh oh ten thousand dicks I had bettg gobble them all!
>>11693653Don't act like you don't like it, Applejack.
>>11693616Pinkie this is very importantI want to party with youJust usTogether
>>11693623Chop off your penis.
>>11692974anon, plspls dont tell lies
>>11693661>tfw taking inordinate pride in the fact that at least you can draw better than a child
Next person to post after this gets to fuck The best pony, spike.
>>11693638But there is almost no porn of her, and i already fapped to the few stuff she has
>>11693683You lucky dog.
>>11693668Yo, what happened to your recordings?
>>11693683If your boner lasts for more than four hours, call a doctor.
>>11693653>you will never use an orange peel as a canvas
>>11693670Who's acting? It's more overdone than futa on /d/.
>>11693668Scrubbles, what is with your obsession with marshmallow pone?
>>11693591>Remembered the hat.HOLY.FUCKING.SHIT.
>>11693714Applejack, we can see the trail.
Raise your hand if you want Equestria Girls to get its own series
>>11693714That's pretty fucking overdone. Seriously, why the blueberry fuck are 4 out of every 5 threads just some variant of "OMG HOT FUTAZZZ"?
>>11693729This style is really starting to annoy me.
>>11693691I did like two chatersdid I fuck up again?
MILF ponies are my new favorite, Andre Libman also drives my penis crazy. Nicole is hotter, but Andrea is perfect wife material, those legs oh jesus
>>11693747Your face is starting to annoy
>>11693740Is Cosmo here?
>>11693742Only if the french make it.
So I just read a fapfic involving Octavia and a fuel pump. Ask me anything.
>>11693747I like the simplistic style of it.
>>11693740That style is too shiny for comfort
>>11693653>Applejack has a group of buff stallion admirers that she runs into in town sometimes>they just yell lewd things at her like construction workers a passing babe>she doesn't get flustered at all, just irritated, just yells at them to fuck off irritatedly>she's beginning to get really pissed off because she suspects that they're hurting apple sales sometimes>she tells you she's not sure what she's supposed to do, she doesn't want to kick their asses because it'd make ponies think she was unfriendly when in reality these guys have been bugger her for weeksAre you a bad enough dude to go teach those knuckleheads a lesson, /co/?
>>11693772Did it give you the juice you needed to get going?
>>11693673>can Applejack come?
>>11693742I want Equestria Girls to be the T version to MLP's E.Also a proper FiM movie. I mean christ
>>11693796Yes, it got my engine going.
>>11693755Link them, my links are messed up
>>11693772Did it fuel your day?
So, get up.Get down.If you want to, come around.We can work together.Helping Twilight...win the crown...
>>11693785I'd sell them lewd photos of her in exchange for them leaving her alone
BUCKLEY DOES IT AGAIN
>>11693812Rev it for me baby, I wanna see that gas.
>>11693833>tfw there are probably little girls who are convinced that they are not the target demographic.
>>11693772What alternative sources of energy look viable, should the oil wells run dry? Are new electricity based systems viable, or should we invest into synthesized analogues of fossil fuels?
>>11693744What's worse is when something completely unrelated gets futajacked right in the middle. I mean, seriously, aren't there enough dicks already? Let me have my damn non-futa threads.>>11693785>been bugger herRapists too? Time to load up the trusty double-barrel and get Mac to take a day off. We've got some "medicine" to deliver.
>>11693742It's weird when I take a screenshot and it ends up on websites. It must feel ten times better when you actually draw something.
Seriously.
>>11693833hohohoYou need to lighten up, nothing over-Buckley about this one.
>>11693824
>>11693833>buying DVDs>shopping in brick-and-mortar stores>in the year 2023doubtful
>>11693825Anon...Mac will be pissed if he finds out you made copies. He paid a premium.
>>11693772Can you provide a link?
>>11693814I think this works http://new.livestream.com/accounts/4122811/events/2210441
>>11693769Who's askin'
>>11693850 I want my femdom and traps in peace, jesus.
knock knock
>>11693852I bet this story sparked off a good flame war!
>>11693740>those cheeksS-so for sexual.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/113112/1/the-nose-knows-what-the-nozzle-knows/hosing-off-and-testing-the-nozzle
>>11693872yes, but there is only one video. what happened to 1-7?
>>11693756
So what's Sunset Satan's power level?I mean, she can throw spirit bombs and everything
>>11693850typo; there are no guns in Equestria, and if you bring Big Mac along, there's a greater chance of Applejack finding out about your little sting operation. Better chance you'll survive it, though....>>11693825Where do you intend to get these lewd photos? Bear in mind, Applejack would probably just kick YOUR ass for that.
>>11693907I miss smile
>>11693809She can come next time.C'mon. It's like hugging, but for way way longer.
wonderbolt nudes
>>11693914>SB and his band-mate save Canterlot High.jpg
>>11693922>I DON'T LIKE THIS ANON
The voices for the mane 6 didn't work in EqG. Rarity was really the most noticeable, since she still sounds like a transatlantic woman. It's really jarring hearing that come from a supposed teenager.
>>11693922>But for way longer.>Implying Anon can party for over 20 seconds.
>>11693903I have a free account so everything only lasts temoporarily much liky Pinkie Pie's virginity!
wonderbolt photo manipulation nudes
>>11693907I'm fairly proud of myself, Andrea is the first human I've fapped to in months
>>11693915No guns? Fine. They've still got baseball bats and crowbars. All I need to do is break some kneecaps and remind them not to mess with the Apple Family's business.And if they make any untoward advances on Applejack, well, they've got three other knees I can come back and take care of.
>Sunset Satan>Suddenly furries>Suddenly Sunset Shimmer starts crying and wants frens
>>11693956>>11693934Dash get off the computermlpg is not a search engine
>>11693940Whoa what.Fine Pinkie, you can invite Rarity.She knows the best positions.
>>11693953WhatBull fucking shitDude, please, you have to find those recordings. It makes no sense, they wouldn't all just vanish together
what ifDiscord had a band
>>11693852I blame LK
http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/searcher.htmlContext in search results has been added.As before, this is still ridiculously experimental. If it breaks, I'd appreciate being told, but you shouldn't be surprised.
>>11693982wait how many hugging positions are there
>>11693975>Tried to take over the human world.>Forgiven by Twilight from the pony world.>Left in the human world.I bet she was executed.
wonderbolt tour schedule
>>11693998That's pretty cool, thanks man.
>>11693998I demand more results when I search my own name.
>>11693998>( ... with Thistle's pic.Conclusion: Dooks can't fire, or background ... )This is interesting.
>>11693998WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHow hard was this to make?
>>11694004>Tried to take over the human world.Pay attention, she wanted to take over the pony world.
>>11694035>ThistleToo soon ;_;
>>11694002Twilight showed me this big thick book with like, 200 different hugs. It was pretty crazy.Also you can mouth-hug, tongue-hug, and butt-hug.C'mon Pinkie. It'll be fun to figure them out.
canterlotwondercolts...
>>11694036I was totally wrong about it being difficult. Turns out Sphinx supports snippets out of the box! Just needed to save the "plaintext" version of threads as part of the indexing process.
>>11693992he'd call it DragonHorseand he'd be the only member
>>11694037How long was she there since twilight came in? It seemed like she didn't recognize twilight at all.
>>11694059Twilight didn't recognize her at first, either.
>>11694049
>>11693989I honestyl doubt anye one wants me to permanity save my drunken recorcdings of Equestria Fallout
>>11694056Will you improve it in time, or do you require all my money and man virginity?
What'd I miss
>tfw i got nothing done todayfuck
>>11694045REMEMBER
>>11694049I wish Twilight would tongue-hug the head of my erect penis
>>11694114OH GOD Thistle is that you?
>>11694101your feeling is that of being Fluttershy naked?
>>11694059>It seemed like she didn't recognize twilight at all.God dammit anon, you have a serious attention deficit.Sunset Shimmer said>I can't believe i didn't recognize youAnd apparently time passes the same in both worlds
>>11694125No.I'm not trying to get your hopes up.
>>11694081... yes, my soft lil Snugglebunny~whereupon I tongue-hug her clit like there's no tomorrow
>>11694097a lack of pony butts
>>11694056Think it could also include the dates of the listed threads?
>>11694143o-ohI just want to know what happened to the guy, he just dissapeared.
>>11694059Based on the time limit imposed on Twily, it seems as if both dimensions are synchronized at the very least.And since the princesses are the ones tasked with raising/lowering the sun/moon, they probably have some measure of control over the time flow in humanland.
>>11694057
>>11694101Fluttershy talking dirty would be unusually arousing
>>11694127wrong image
>>11694164That second part seems unlikely.
>>11694089I'll probably turn it from something ultra-90's looking and temporary to something presentable and permanent, but (other than a couple bugfixy things) I don't have any specific functionality enhancements in mind.>>11694154Hmm. Maybe. I mean, I already have that data at hand for hyper-index reasons...
>>11694179It's too lateYou're Fluttershy
>>11694179I want both of those MILF ponies to tease me about being a virgin and getting turned on by ponies
>>11694183I know
>>11694188JESUS CHRIST LOOK HOW FAST SHE'S READING
>>11694203pfft
>>11694196I can live with that.
Twilight was cute as fuck when tyring to fit as human.The best part was with the bending machine
>>11694160He's not here right now... he just stepped out..
How soft are pony tongues
>>11694166How amny diks coudld a Pinkie Pie suc ki if a Pick Pie cpuld suck would suck dicks?a lot
>>11694222They're warm and wet.
>>11694198Maybe smash your face with their plump cheeks and make you eat her out?
>>11694188me on the right~
>>11694213Can you live with being a weak and helpless doormat having Rainbow Dash yell at you sexually all day and then go home and clean up after all those animals?
>>11694221RIGHT HERESTOP YELLING>>11693334
>>11694087I wanted to.Bubbles, I've been with you since the very beginning. I was one of the first questers in Rusty quest, I stayed with it through thick and thin. It was your quest that started my eventual creation of the main quest page. I asked you for your email so I could have some communication with you because of the ending. I encouraged you to start Pretty Princess, and Breaking Wind. I listened and recorded your readings because I liked them. I asked you to upload your videos on Mediafire because my connection would break while streaming. But I'm at the end of my rope with you.Please, for the sake of all I've done for you, redo chapters 5-7, and upload all your recordings on Mediafire for me. I want your readings.
>>11694037I figured she wanted to take over both.And why would human teenagers even be a thread?!..Unless...OH FUCK.Humans ARE NULLS
>>11694246Jesus Christ anon you killed him.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xfAMYKaFEU
>>11694236I would do anything they asked, I don't have the willpower to say no to those pretty mares
A-a-anyone want to get a game of hats going?
>>11694255They're what?
>>11694244Sure
I'm confusedSo what's exactly what happens when you bring an Element of Harmony to another world?It gives you satanic powers?
Pretty pony prom apparel
>>11693998NOICEREALLY NOICE
>>11694255They can't be nulls, you dingus. They got their minds taken over by magic.
>>11694235I would let them gently coax my stubborn penis into a spurting orgasm
>>11694298>not the gif version
>>11694298excuse me what
>>11694291It's the Fall Formal!Get it right or pay the price!
>>11694283Nulls.Totally immune to magic.Fuck they would be invincible in Equestria.
>>11694291HNNNGGGNow pls draw Rarara and i'll snuggle you
>>11694244>Rainbow Dash yell at you sexually all daythat's exactly what I want
>>11694301Nah nigga, that shit was human ma- science!
ArchiveHey ArchiveHow good is your relationships with JS? Friends? Partners? Lovers?How about our own livestream page monitor with our own links and artists instead of that shit knighty abandoned ages ago.Also, cold you incorporate imgur4chan script into the archive: https://bitbucket.org/murkeli/userscripts/raw/master/4chanimgur.user.js ?
>>11694087>>11694253>Bubbles, I've been with you since the very beginning.HA, HA! TIME TO SHIP CONTRIBUTORS
>>11694255>>11694320They're not nulls; they got hypnotized and turned into demons. They're plenty susceptible to magic.I assume Sunset Shimmer wanted them to become ponies and control their magic and stuff in Equestria, if she didn't turn the rest of them into demons, too.
your favorite pony is for sexual
>>11694327>Fluttershy I told you I wanted hay fries, not another fucking salad>get your pony ass back in the kitchen and make me some
>>11694352>Hypnotism>Magic.Step the fuck up.
>>11694345BCS pls go
Would you play the Gay Test with Twilight Sparkle?
>>11694253Sentienal, I walways tried to keep you at arms lenght becuase of hte constantt infamy you seem to draw and because and my own incpopotance and you have always been rather supportaveBut taht being said nothing I hve ever done has ever been worth been worth recording for more then a week at most. I just want to cheeer up MLPG up as often as I can and af fleeeting as I can
>>11694375She used a beam to zap all their minds. She didn't just stare into all their eyes. It's magic.
>>11694374She already has angel though
>>11694378It would be awkward when I failed and she passed with flying colors
>>11694374you said sexually anonI would be a good girl for her
>>11694374
>>11694387Are you sure?http://i.imgur.com/mvgW1KX.png
>>11694375Magic Induced Hypnotism. Also snips and snails
>>11694378Jailbait pls
>>11694385>He doesn't know about the hypnosis beam...thingy.S-step up.
>>11694395what kind of gif is that?
>>11694381Bubbles. You're an alcoholic and you're using the drink to bury emotions and push problems away you. Stop fucking drinking.
>>11694402What the fuck did get Jailbait depressed anyway? It seems to have come out of nowhere.
>>11694381>Sentienal, I walways tried to keep you at arms lenght becuase of hte constantt infamy you seem to draw and because and my own incpopotance and you have always been rather supportave>[SHIPPING INTENSIFIES]I can't be the only one feelin the love tonight
>>11694399>50ml
>>11694392it is sexuallyshe would lightly smack your ass with her wing on your way back to the kitchen
>>11694291They look... kinda gay. Like awkward, and like they're wearing outlandish outfits at some gay pride event. Like "gay cowboy" thing. The EG designs are just tacky and ugly.
>>11694399Those are some lazy legs.
http://i.imgur.com/v11zFFQ.gif>the year is 2020>ponies have usurped humans as the most desirable sexual partner>an elite few mares control 95% of the prime sexual property in the world, charging millions for one half hour blowjob>virtual reality tech has advanced to the point where virtual sex is indistinguishable from physical sex, humans spend most of their times plugged in and fucking virtual wet pony pussies>these are the golden ages of humanity
>>11694421unf>Yes Dashie
>>11694425We are talking about Rainbow Dash and Applejack getting together, here.
>>11694420>30 horsey things to do before you're 25!>25fuck
>>11694399D-do I have to be tied up to play the Gay Test?
>>11694410I drink for anumber of reasonseNot the the least of which is why Pinkie Pie is so borisg vaginally
>>11694425That's what I was thinking. The dresses for them were over-designed, but they're my favorites so I drew it anyway.
>>11694409
>>11694425I like themDoes that mean i have no fashion sense?
>>11694410Welcome to the club, son
>>11694381My fault is that I care too much about people. But since you're so adamant to think so negatively about yourself, probably because of your drinking, I'm done.Drink yourself to an early grave, I don't care.
>>11694454You tell em sbrither!
>>11694441I wonder if kev is still working on that.
>>11693386Why is watching pone in other languages so fun?
>>11694471>>11694381
FOR THIRTY CENTS EACHTHINGS RARITY WOULD NEVER SAYANNNND GO
>tfw no human x stallion fics
>>11694413No idea. Did anyone talk to him yet?
>>11694471Can do!Try supporting someone more worthwhile Like [spoiler[anyone at all
>>11694494I've seen plenty.
>>11694489>I can't swallow all that cum
>>11694482It really is.I'm the one who linked it and ended up watching the whole thing anyways.
pretty human ponies
>>11694488Seconding this. Seriously, you guys, I could bounce a penny off the tension, here.On an entirely other note: do both of these fellows have OCs?
STRETCHY LITTLE LEGS
>>11694494Depends. MxM, FxM, or FxF?
>>11694551MxM
>>11694497Sentenal, the solution seems pretty obvious to me.He needs you. Sensually.
>>11694551Wait, you said stallion, MxStallion or FxStallion?
>>11694154>>11694192Dates now appear for threads which were known to the hyper-index.
Help MLPGI think I might be subconsciously copying someone else's art styleNot on Atryl-Siden or Doxy-Smitty levels, but I am afraid nonethelessWhat do I do
>>11694494I always wished there was a followup to Bubble Berry.
>>11694529Chickadee has caused some of my most intense orgasms, she's my favorite pony to think about while touching myself
>>11694529What a qtp2t~
>>11694570Find other references
>>11694529She barely got any art.I will never not be angry.
>>11694395whoa is that a gif a made
>>11694568aw yiss
>>11694570Don't give a shit
>AJ is the last one of the main six to get her micro comic>comic sales have been in decline>AJ's micro is going to be the lowest selling in the seriesPoor AJ, she just can't catch a break
>>11694528Someone drew a OC of Scrubbing Bubbles, who was my first quest character, but I have long since lost it'And I'm too driunk to care and its was never importnt to beging with Also how about a joke?How many CMC does it take to screw in a light bulb?ZeroBecause none of htem could do it all together ever
>>11694395
>>11694557I've seen plenty. There's an ERP going on in the sub too.
>>11694596the comics are really bad
>>11694367h-he is not!
>>11694574>favorite pony to think about while touching myselfThat's kind of redundant
>>11694570Which artist?
>>11694529I feel like when they were doing her animation there were some glitches going on with her limbs bugging out like that but since it looked really cute they kept it.
>>11694596>comic sales have been in declineWell that's depressing.
>>11694603your face is really bad
>>11694582>>11694577>>11694574Why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>11694596well can't really blame the comics when the IP itself is being poisoned by hasbro's shitfest
>>11694603only the ones made by Tony Fleec
>>11694622am I the only one who thinks she's not cute?
>>11694596To be fair, she's got the weakest character out of all the other ponies and is overwhelmingly dull in the majority of the show.
>>11694625What's wrong with Tony Fleecs?
>>11694639yesof course you're the only one
>>11694622It's that cute accent. And the fact that she's old enough to be your mother.
>>11694639Yes.
>>11694612She's very clearly stretching her legs, which is in her character.That's not to say that part of her character can't have become because the animators thought said bugs were cute.
>>11694617There's nothing to get depressed about sales drop for every series all the time.
>>11694601Is that REALLY where thats from?
>>11694602where
>>11694596what are the sales numbers
>>11694649How do you know that?
>>11694649She IS my motherI wish
>>11694667>>11694669Older ponies can do things with their mouths that you can't imagine, they've got lots of experience
>>11694644I really can't get over how bad Dash's micro was.Like, it's in my top 3 worst comics and that's pretty impressive.
>>11694644His art style is so below average that is upsetting that he is getting paid for that
>>11694651I don't think shes stretching, I think its just her clusterphobia causing small "ticks" which in this case are limb shakes.
>>11694639seems that way
>>11694682>Mayor Mare, Harshwinny, and Chickenbutt will never show you "the ropes"
>>11694690Remember kids, it's not about how good of an artist you are but how well you can market yourself!
>>11694568>>>11694341
>>11694690I think it would be better if the wings weren't so half-assed.Otherwise I think it's pretty good.Probably not up to par with a professional comic, though.
>>11694657/unf/ stallion thread. It's on break til saturday though.
>>11694699But it looks so much like stretching to me
>>11694639But ponies = cuteShe = a ponyTherefore she = cuteWhy are you such a dick lord made of homo?
>>11694699I like the way that her claustrophobia is a slow burn until it just overwhelms her. Not a fan of the episode overall, but that was a nice touch.
>>11694682Anon, please, all ponies are pure maidens.
>>11694729Counterpoint: This pony.
>>11694647you joke but it really does seem that way>>11694729not true with Twist and most of the named young colts
>>11694690There are much worst artist in the comic book industry that get paid much, much more.It's not about how good you are, it's about meeting deadlines.Just look at Greg Land, he traces porn 80% of the time and is the laziest artist but he still manages to get work.
>>11694715Dude, is not even on par with artists from the fandom
>>11694734Yep, they're purely made in bed.
>>11694734Even this one?
>>11694734except that oneshe's a huge slut
>>11694749haha
>>11694757god ponies in braceswhy do I love fucking braces so much
>>11694757Yep, all of them, even the ones with kids. All pure maidens.
>>11694751>You will never watch unicorns purely make more unicorns
>>11694749>rose will never be hired to do a pony comic
>>11694759huod tnls?
>>11694791And when you have sex with them, you're a pure maiden, too!
>>11694757Waifu material.
>>11694757>Fleur with braces blowjobI want to cum
i love you Tex
>>11694809pony sex is magical that way
>>11694739They're all cute, though. Pic related, cutest colt.
>>11694738>>11694739Are you saying you WOULDNT gie thes e ponies a super mega all night long no holes bared non sexuall snuggle>Oh I'm sorry I didn't know this wasnt ugly dumb stupid bad taste evil dumb Rarity ugly general, I thought this was America I'm ssorry
>>11694819>pic relatedIt doesn't count if you have to use fanart
Munch my shorts Anon!
>>11694341Okay so the thing is that I have been out of touch enough that I have no idea what most of these things are.Like, "JS" isn't ringing a bell, other than if you mean "javascript". And I don't know what a "livestream page monitor with [...] links and artists" would entail.No promises on the imgur integration.
>>11694456But they're shit.And they look awful.Tex what happened to you. You used to have good tastes and opinions.Did your applebuttlust blind you?
>>11694792Unicorns are like elves. They don't have many children.Good, traditional Earth Pony mares just pump 'em out one after the other, though.A pegasus produces pegasi, regardless of what it mates with.
Taking requests
>>11694782I ask myself the same question everyday.There's something about braces that pushes all my buttons
>>11694824It is more apple.Such is the way of the apple.
>>11694824Doubt, anguish, and artistic talent!
>>11694824
>>11694824more apple
KILL YOUR FAMILY
>>11694826I don't have to use fanart
>>11694838>>11694839>>11694840>>11694842ALL ACCEPTABLE!
>>11694836Harshwinny NTR
>>11694738>slamming my husbando because of an animation errorPREPARE FOR THE STORM, NIGGA
>>11694836Never post that picture again.
Snails is best colt.
>>11694833I just wanted to draw my favorite ponies, anon, I'm sorry.
>>11694849>hick buck teeth>brown, lighter brown, more brown>giant fucking ear, what?>noodle legs, not even lanky just weird>cow lick0/10 would not pony
>>11694819You posted the wrong picture, friend
>>116948564chan cap helper got an update to fix the problems it had with new 4chan X. In other words, it works again.Haven't actually tested without 4chan X, so I'll probably do that eventually, but meh, fuck people who don't use 4chan x
>>11694819I want to be a slender colt and have mares experiment on me because I'm nonthreatening and cute
>>11694861Objectively untrue.
>>11694862I liked them. Am I still allowed to have liked them?
>>11694884shit, forgot a link.http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520
>>11694880I'm the guy he's arguing with, I actually think Pip is the only little colt with a speaking roll that's cute so far.Oh and Rumble of course.
how long was it until the derps was colored correctly in fanart?
>>11694856>googlyTruly, the apples smile on this poster.
>>11694739>>and most of the named young colts>snails, featherweight>not cuteI will end you
>>11694856>not giving the apple googly eyes
>>11694836Twilight carrying many books with magic
>>>11694856>RCH shipping Appledash.FUCK
>>11694861>>11694891But what if OTP?
>>11694876The thing is, when you add it all together you get so much more cuteness than the simple sum of the parts.
>>11694298What. Is this a real stripper dressing like Pinkie Pie? I want details!
>>11694911See why do you name them of all ponies?I'd accept Rumble or Pip but Snails is fucking retarded and gangly and I think people only think he's cute because of all the fanart. Snips and Featherweight are just downright hard to look at.
>>11694927that's terrible and you should feel badAt least ship Rumble with a colt that is cute.
>>11694903It took a while. I remember some threads where it was pointed out and a bunch of the old pictures were recolored.
>>11694891>Rumble desperately wants to get sucked off by his two smoking hot twin babysitters>they won't ever believe him when he says he's grown up and wants to go on dates with girls and just pinch his cheek like they did when he was young
>>11694942But I did.A cuter one, in fact.
>>11694927My OTP is Pip and Rumble because they can model pretty dresses and experiment with each other.
>>11694836bon bon crying
>>11694923AppleDash is a good backup ship
>>11694927Maybe if the art was actually good
>>11694895why not both?
>>11694876>brown, lighter brown, more brownthat's not even a fair critisism
>>11694830http://twilightlicio.us/streamsAnd yes, by JS I meant Javascript.Imgur4chan would be really neat tho.
>>11694951YouYou my nigga now
>>11694888u-unfa colt is fine too
>>11694951My nigga.
This thread could use more sunbutt
>>11694942Snips is your cute little pudgy boy.HE's not very for sexual, but he's still cute.Snails and featherweight are cute and sexy.
>>11694975>"What the fuck is this?"
>>11694922>>11694952Sounds great, see you in a bit.
>>11694983It's a little pony
>>11694975Why is she so angry?
>was making a stallion x woman thread on /unf/>just remembered no bestiality ruleWelp
Seriously though, OTP
>>11694976>HE's not very for sexual, but he's still cute.Agreed, sorta.>Snails and featherweight are cute and sexy.Nope. Featherweight's cute, but neither is sexy.
>>11694975But it's night, shouldn't there be some moonbutt?
>>11694945I remember the thread, but I don't remember when it was
>>11694993I think that rule means no REAL bestialityDrawings are fine
>>11694976I ship Snips with Sweetie Belle
>>11694975demon pony when
>>11695003okayyou got me
>>11694993I saw your thread, but..>No REAL bestiality
>>11694994>not rumble x lickety
>>11694998You guys ever notce how Celestia eclipses Luna!
>>11695006>>11695013I-I'll remake it later thengosh...
>>11694998Those are some giant eyes on those cute ponies.
>>11694992Twily won't stop tooting in her sleep
>shipping little coltsThis is illegal
>>11695034Why is that pony vibrating?
>>11695034Is she okay?
>>11694994Great, now I want a fic based off this image.
>>11695031If you're really worried, just send Pineapple and email and ask him.
>>11695038No it isn't.
>>11695044Sometimes ponies get a little too happy.
>>11694966>>11694971It's a shame there's no art of it.I'd love to see them both comparing sizes then slowly moving on to more lewd stuff.
>>11694964>http://twilightlicio.us/streamsOkay. This is an... interesting application. I'll have to think about how I'd do it.>And yes, by JS I meant Javascript.I can speak it in a pinch, but I'm a long, long way from fluent.
>>11695044>gotta fart super bad.gif
>>11695044Found the nozzle
>>11695003>>11694994This can work too.
>>11695010soon... next chapter is not too far from finishedthere's no sex
>>11695038This is coming from a pony that kidnap fillies in the Crystal Empire.>>11695044Cider Cider Cider
>>11695051But then he'll know who I am
>>11695058Would you prefer if one of them clearly outclassed the other, his medial ring well past the other's flare?
>>11694998There's never a bad time for sunbutt. Nothing wrong with posting both, though.
>>11695066Please do not look away from, The Nozzle.
>>11695058kissingfrotting
>>11695084Make a burner email, then. Jeez it's not that hard.
>>11695096fuck what's that from
>>11694994>>11695076But thats femSnips
>>11694913
>>11695058SB's into size comparison, but he wouldn't draw age-appropriate sizes, I thinkk.
>>11695058>I'd love to see them both comparing sizes then slowly moving on to more lewd stuff.Kind of like a young Mac and Braeburn?
>>11695105you're out of control
>>11695100Venture brothers. The one where they're in college or whatever.
>>11695095Is Celestia a silly pony
>>11695101It's actually trap Snails
>>11695110Look at that kicky little leg goI bet she kicks like a dog when she's being ponied hard
>>11695101It's actually trapSnails
>>11695058>>11695109mmmmmaybe I'll write something about this
>>11695091yes, one with a head start on puberty would be pretty unfAll of it wouldn't fit in the others mouth
>>11695115Why would she own a mirror that only shows her butt?
>>11695095Celestia's gotta be more relaxed than she's been in ages.
>>11695115>that imagepfffftShe is a very silly pony. Someone should tell her to stop being so silly.
Hello knock knockOh now there's so amany dicks in my ass I dont know wjat to doOh waitI'm used to this please put more in htere thats what your favorit pony would say
>>11695100>>11695114http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8yQhXDquII
>>11695110damn, son
>>11695100http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8yQhXDquII
>>11695130Because the joke is sex
>>11695091Sure. Which one though
>>11695122right now?
>>11695107>getting SB to draw something that isn't snips or snailshah
>>11695114>>11695135thanks>>11695141I GET IT JESUS ANON
>>11695091But that would only work with Snails' canonically gigantic cock.
>>11695130I think the artist trying to do that Mirror Mirror on the Wall crap from Snow White.
>>11695156So would that imply that Celestia's most beautiful quality is her butt?
>>11695135>>11695141What was that thing?
WHICH PONY HAS THE FATTEST ASS
>>11695113Have I ever been in control?I mean seriously...Fucking googly eyes.>Probably going to make boring generic crap with it.
>>11695135>>11695141Imagine if we had a guy with that kind of voice reading some of the shit we come up with in here.
>>11695152please stop bringing the retard into this
>>11695152>canonicallgg drone pls
>>11695133He cannot be stoppedthe Sunbutt has gone mad with humor
>>11695091Oh yeah It could lead into the other one commenting on how big it is and asking if he could touch it
>>11695174The one anon who reads stuff over vocaroo has a really diverse voice.I could see him doing that really well.
>>11695133>>11695184celestia was the former bearer of the element of laughtercanon
I love how we go from complaining about gay incest to wanting underage day colt experimentation fics in 12 hours.
>>11695184She will bring Equestria to its knees with her silliness.She must be stopped.
>>11695091This is definitely going to be something I'm going to want to draw in the near future.
>>11695210mlpg is like hundreds of different peoplebesides, I wasn't here earlier
Dear /co/,Can any of you artfags write up something about how awful the left two are in this?
Colts and Fillies aren't for sexual
>>11695190But who'd be the bigger one.
>>11695218Hi SB, how are you tonight?
>>11695146No, I don't work quickly.>>11695128Maybe it's like, years later, Pip's back in Ponyville on a visit. Rumble's grown into a big, strong stallion. Pip's still a bit small... they decide to have one last game of 'dress up'...
>>11695210It's amazing ain't it?
>>11695213It actually took me a second to figure out who Twilight was impersonatingFuck he was not memorable
>>11693756tell me when you become a celestiafag
>>11695133Come on, you should know this by now... Celestia is a bit of a prankster.Which is why I loved the latest quest. Just us and the princess, no guards, no regalia, just us, with an ancient prankster who realized she could act like a filly again with someone.
Oh look, a great review of the dolls for anyone who cares about this shit, what? no one? oh ok.Anyway, it looks like they are a success, specially since they are already sold out and they are not even out yet
>>11695238We have reliable sources they are
>>11695241Not SB.
>>11695190I wish there was a tic where gay colts have a sleepover, and one of them has discovered masturbation(and also happens to have a huge cock and excessively voluminous ejaculations) but the rest are naive, so he demonstrates and they all experiment with different methods on each other
>>11695213How do you stop a silly princess?
If pony danced with a human, would you want the pony to wear a dress?
>>11695115No but this pony is(Pic related)
>>11695210>complaining about gay incestwho would do such a thing?!!
>>11695218Please do SB
>>11695240Rumble obviously.
>>11695270One of them has to be the buttslut by the end of the night thoughotherwise how else will you fit a DP into the story?
>>11695273Why are you so boring, Tex?
>>11695241>>11695285SB has been pretty ded recently.
>>11695240Rumble
>>11695273No, I'd prefer nothing at all.Or if they wanted a little skirt.
>>11695250You know what's funny? I wish I could write her like that all the time. But I have to keep the integrity of her character, so she has to be reserved around most other ponies.Silly Celestia is best Celestia.>>11695272By using her own tricks against her. We must out-prank her. Wear her out.
>>11695245unfI hope somebody is getting to writing.
>>11695307I'm content as I am. Just trying to get drawing ideas.
>>11695345Trixie looks happy as fuck
>>11695311Not dead enough to draw endless fat anthro.
>best selling line in Build-a-Bear's historyWhy aren't you buying your own?
>>11695370Draw a unnecessarily happy derpy
>>11695382Because I already have a twily in the mail
>>11695370What about my request?
>>11695370Why don't you draw Tex getting dressed up by Sweetie Belle, who has no fashion sense at all
Would you give Pinkie Pie a huggy?even if she was a huggy wuggly littlw wittle oogy boogy snuggly muggly doopy poopy fuzzy wuzzy in a blanky and jammies durring a heavy rain
Day 1306/26/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,642 (Running Total: 780,224)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 26,798 (Running Total: 3,401,821)We've actually had visits from Archive recently. It's been nice seeing him around.Guess it's for sure the hyperindex will stay around for at least a while longer. Yay!
>>11695273The alternative would be to wear the dress yourself, I suppose. Would you dance with a dapper pony?
>>11695397This. All of Tex's fillies are totally adorabledem petite snouts
>>11695408Have you downloaded the archive yet?
>>11695375I don't really like fat or anthro, but his femsnips just does things to my dick idk
>>11695424I had it before it existed.
>>11695407yes_____________________ALSO YES
>at a gay colt sleepover>everyone getting really horny, their colt boners bulging out of their frilly coltpanties>decide to hold an impromptu wrestling tournament - last place has to be the buttslut tonight>tfw come in last
>You will never Sweetie Belly
>>11695436But ponies don't wear clothes
>>11695436sometimes I forget I'm like the only person not gay here
>>11695446give her a bath?
>>11695446I don't want this feel.It's a bad feel.
>>11695436Gay stuff with colts is only good when it's subtle, you gotta ease your way into it.
>>11695455>Forgetting you're not gayI have bad news.
>>11695397Maybe. My humans do need a lot of work.>>11695395You requested hundreds of Applejacks, right?
>>11695455You're not the only who isn't gay here
>>11695473what is it anon?I love surprises
>>11695455Dude, there many of those here. We are just not loud or forceful about it, like this retard. >>11695473>>11695469Sure, and afterward, you tuck her in her bed!
>>11695397>Sweetie Bell thinks that Texanon has a crush on Rarity>Tells him that if he ever wants to be with Rarity, he has to know how to dress>He ends up in a shirtless vest, bell bottoms, and clown shoes
>>11695484I got a surprise for you.
>>11695491how do i get her to stop singing and go to sleepdo ponies have nyquil
>>11695478Have you actually drawn a picture of hundreds of Applejacks yet?Or at least dozens?...Several?
>>11695491I thought that said "fuck her in bed" and I thought "why limit it to bed?"
>>11695496>he proceeds to make the outfit not shit somehow>Rarity sniggers, but takes Texanon out on a cursory date
>>11695436>tfw come in lastbullshit
>>11695507You sing along with her until you tired her out, or tell Sweetie you would not read her a bed time story if she keep singing.
Is EVERYBODY GAY for futa horsedicks?
>>11695533I'd read Sweetie a bedtime story.And I'd tell her the Good Parts of it.
>>11695523I want to see Texanon dressed up as Professor Badass
>>11695553No.I'm gay for multiple zebra dicks.
>>11695553We are all gay ______________
>>11695562I need a face before I decide on dicking it
>>11695478No. I gave it to you two months ago."It's based on a fanfic. Twilight has a condiition called horn rot, and Dash, Applejack and Rarity need to go and find a flower to heal her. The request is Twilight in a mild stage of the injury, with Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and Spike with her. She is in some pain, but they are trying to take her mind off of it by playing chess with her.""https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nG-0kUyXWv0YXYsNT8yhzKnavdC-FtgMz1fQnEkbovA/edit?hl=en_US&authkey=COj3goAF#"""The top half of her horn was completely black, with a long, thin streak of darkness running all the way to the base." She is also tired from lack of sleep because of it"
>>11695562>that bulge[x] doubt
>>11695562I prefer this girl
>>11695556Well, don't spoil the story too fast.Remember that Sweetie Belle would like a glass of water when she is about to sleep.
>>11695593I was joking, friend, I saved your request in notepad.
>>11695598Thats not a girlPinkie Pie is a lady!A lady of the evening!
>>11695598>Pinkie x Dash
what does it feel like to get hoofgripped on your hand when you go to shake applejack
>>11695593But wouldn't Celestia just send a fuckton of guards to find the flower?
>>11695616What if Pinkie loved everything besides consensual lesbian relationships?
>>11695621You that feeling when you're eating an apple and the skin slides right between two teeth and rubs your gums?Like thousands of that.
>>11695598>dash/ponkfagWhat a shame, she looks like she might be a qt
>>11695621Bags of tiny ponies
>>11695640Dash could make it nonconsentual.She could do it.Her heart wouldn't.
>>11695640>I'm just saying, they shouldn't be allowed to marry
>>11695654It's not her fault, those are the only two plushies they made at the time
>>11695612Applejack should wear Apple Bloom's bow sometime.
>>11695660I can kind of see Pinkie being terribly stubborn on issues like that.Like she got brainwashed by her ultra conservative Amish parents when she was younger and some of it is still there.
>>11695640>>11695660>pinkie retains the conservative side of her parents on her stance on marriage
>>11695665that big bow does look pretty cute on older ponieslike Flitter
>>11695612Please see to it it gets done soon, I would like this to be off my mind soon. I have other things to worry about.>>11695636Same of Lord of the Rings, it's about the journey, not the destination.
TEXDRAW MORE TRIXIE
>>11695247oh christwhy is my dick exploding with arousal
>>11695674>>11695616>>11695640>>11695660Why does she keep having sex with Rainbow Dash, then?
>>11695692motion deniedmove to strike
>>11695616>_________potato
TEXYOU'RE A COOL DUDEKEEP BEING A COOL DUDE
>>11695676Sorry, but I cannot let you do that, Twilight.
>>11695700Because Rainbow Dash is a guy silly willy
>>11695686Well Flitter is already pretty cute.
>>11695636The flower was a couple countries away, I don't think Celestia would want to invade other nations like that
>>11695700Because she hasn't realized that her parents' beliefs are what she's mimicking at she hasn't really thought about.She's actually fooling around with other mares but believes they shouldn't marry.
>>11695688They didn't just go to the end in Lord of the Rings because they COULDN'T, not because they needed to have an adventure.
>>11695688>it's about the journey, not the destination.>the point is not to heal Twilight but rather mane5 having funyepthat's sentenal
>>11695725Yeah but take away her bow and she's just boring old Cloud Chaser
>>11695676Let be honest, if you were pony could your possibly NOT touch yourself even nonsexually?You could if you were Fluttershy!
>>11695728>that awkward moment where Dash proposes Pinkie PieFluttershy's going to have a long night consoling Dash
You must adopt one of these colts nonsexually, and raise them nonsexually..Which one do you choose?
>>11695598I seriously think I'm falling in love with this girl, MLPG.I love how pale she isI love her breastI love her cute little belly buttonI love everything about this faceless girlWhat is happening to my body? I do not understand.
>>11695739Am I the only one who headcanons that Flitter and Cloudchaser are fraternal twins?
>>11695761Is that even a question?
>>11695738Actually, only Dash, Rarity, and Applejack go on the adventure.Sentenal, I love ya bro, but that was not a very good explanation
>>11695761Pip
>>11695765Wouldn't that imply that one of them is a dude?
>>11695763it's not love
>>11695688>>11695736Jesus Christ, this "generation 2000"... They know about Lotr only from the movie.The hobbits weren't chosen for your entertainment or story purpose. Gandalf knew that in order to resist Ring's (and thus Sauron's) affection and power they someone with strong, grounded will. And funny thing with power of will is that it usually has nothing to do with physical power. Sometimes simple people or people who suffered a lot has more willpower than the mast famed warrior.I'd suggest you to re-read the part where Gandalf being asked "why them [hobbits]"
>>11695761Featherweight
>>11695739Wow you did not just insult my waifu this way
>>11695761Spike isnt a coltI think hte term is drake
>>11695778Not at all.All that means is that two eggs were fertilized by separate sperm.Identical twins are two fetuses developing from one egg.
>>11695778Fraternal twins simply means that they aren't identical twins
>>11695761Do I have to seperate him from his friends? Because I wouldn't choose any if that's the case.
>>11695778No.Fraternal twins are just nonidentical twins. Think Mabel and Dipper from Gravity Falls.Speaking from experience here
>>11695780Then what is it?I've only ever felt this way about my waifu.
>>11695796I said colts specifically to disqualify spike.
>>11695761I pick rumbleor featherweight
>>11695736They could have flown the Eagles to Mordor, at risk to the Eagles of course, but it would have been faster. They could have done many things differently to have sped up the journey.>>11695738I'm not going to quote what's in the story, but it is explained. What I said is the message of the story, both of them.>>11695788I didn't say anything contrary to that.
>>11695788dude you just dodged the entire point to talk about hobbits
>>11695803That cheating, Pinkie.
>>11695811>>11695807>>11695802Sometimes I think "maybe I should have just googled that instead of looking stupid"and I'm usually right
>>11695796Wyrmling?
>>11695823>Why not the Eagles?sentenal noooooooooooo
>>11695803There are no buttons on those joysticks
I like Twilight x Pinkie better than Dash x Pinkie.
>>11695761How do you raise something nonsexually
>>11695823>They could have flown the EaglesRead the goddamn books.
>>11695823>They could have flown the Eagles to Mordor, at risk to the Eagles of courseI think the reason they couldn't do that was because the Eagles weren't allowed to become directly involved in the conflict. Orders from Above.
>>11695826What was the point?>>11695823>I didn't say anything contrary to that.That does not mean the fanfic isn't shit and written by someone who never read serious literature at all, be it historical, documentary or belletristic.
>>11695815Then why did you include him in a cpictureWhy anon why are you alwasy crossing meanings
>>11695761Spike.Otherwise probably Rumble.
>>11695849By not having sex with it.
>>11695864Spike wasn't an option
http://i.imgur.com/Kfkvv3s.png>mares pegging stallionsOH GOD I NEED MORE OF THIS
>>11695865
>>11695814It's lust, often confused as love
>>11695845They're the kind that you click in for an extra button.
>>11695881>r63 braeburn>r63 mane 6unf
>>11695848I like the ships with plenty of character chemistry in them. So Flutterdash and Rarijack are probably my favorites, followed by Pinkie/Dash and maybe Pinkie/Twilight.Some of the main six simply don't interact all that often, like Pinkie and Fluttershy, so there's just less things going on.
>>11695881>maresuhh...
>>11695889thislove isn't about cuddles or sex or intimacy
>>11695803>>11695827>playing some video games with your good buddy Dash on a lazy afternoon that you both have off>she's lost 4 times in a row now and this one is coming down to the wire>it looks like you're about to come on top yet again>she cannot lose again>panicking and unsure what to do, Dash leans over gives you a quick peck on the cheek
>>11695775>"I'M NOT CUTE, FLITTER!">"I AM TOUGH!"
>>11695838>>11695850Why didn't Gandalf shoot it into space? That was an actual question from /v/.>>11695852OK, that's lore and a valid explanation. Now think about this; An average horse fucker isn't going to measure up to the father of modern fantasy telling with his story.>>11695856Well that came out of nowhere.
>>11695894They're 63; Braeburn is pegging Lyra.
MORE TEX HORSE SEX
>>11695856>>I didn't say anything contrary to that.>That does not mean the fanfic isn't shit and written by someone who never read serious literature at all, be it historical, documentary or belletristic.Whoa, now, dude, back the Fuck up. The author is a nice dude and a /co/merade. That fic was practically a homage to LOTR, guy said so himself. He's actually on his way to publishing, IIRC, so you can fuck right off with allegations as to his character. Just because ole' sent isn't explaining the story very well doesn't make it a bad story.
>all this Pinkiedash
>>11695943>>11695908Too late, sentenal already admitted it's a bad story
>>11695889Oh thank god, I was starting to worry about myself there.
>>11695954I know right?
>>11695912that's the only straight pair in the picture, though.
>>11695954I know, it's almost as bad as Rarijack!
>>11695969I bug they must huggy liek rabbits!
>>11695971And he's saying that there should be more mares pegging stallions. How does there only being one example negate that?
I have never read a single book from start to finish.
>>11695881>R63 BraeburnWHOA THERE BONER
>>11695907>"You can be tough if you want, honey - but you'll always be cute to me!"
>>11695954
>>11695988>>11695969I have this image in my head that I would draw if I were an artist of Dash just sitting on the couch just channel surfing and bored but she's wearing pink bunny ears and on the table next to her is a birthday card from Fluttershy.
>>11695996Not even a comic book?
POST SPLOTCHASS
>>11695943I don't know the guy well. I don't think anyone does really.I haven't read many books, but I read the fic, and I thought it was good.>Just because ole' sent isn't explaining the story very wellThat is correct, I don't explain things well sometimes.>>11695962I did not.
>>11695991Just saying.He's right on that, to be honest. I've seen maybe three, four, good pegging pics
>>11695903>lose>she's whooping up a storm>kiss her cheek
>>11696022NOI MEAN OKAY
>>11696022heyyouenough of the "POST [insert pony] spam
>>11696018Tehn I guess you could say she'd be a regular couch potato!
>>11695969>Flutterdash
How's everyone tonight?
>>11696052Bland.
>>11696052Full of zebra meat.
>>11696001>rumble play fighting in his room>they walk in on himhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWZ_UqLWjUQ
>>11696052Suicidal
>>11696022Best princess
>>11696052Confused
>>11696052SCARED.jpg
>>11696027The admitting I was referring to happened a few days ago on /co/, in a "fandom regret"(I was just lurking) thread. He posted about how he'd drifted away after writing a massively popular fic, myself and others asked which one, brief off-the-rails discussion ensued. He says MLP is what really got him started writing, and that though he's pretty much moved on he's thought about doing a sequel or new fic entirely. Also something about a novel either having been published, or one in talks to be.Also, devil's advocate for that other guy, you did say:>An average horse fucker isn't going to measure up to the father of modern fantasy telling with his story.
>>11696092I can't agree with that... but she is still a very nice princess.
>>11696052Can you art tonight?
>>11696129get this shit off /co/
>>11696022Looks like something that would be on a Pokemon card.AlsoThat's best horse
>>11696050>not supporting the two close childhood friends who become more then thatstay pleb
>>11696129Are those ponies?
>>11696124Do you like a stricter, more disciplined Luna or a relaxed, playful Luna?
>>11696127Due to events you may or may not be aware of, I'm not sure if I'll be sleeping well tonight, so I probably will be.I have a sketch sitting in SAI right now, and some doodles and notes on an idea for a Flash game that's been in my head for a while.
>>11695943the fuck is thissentenism?
Daily reminder.
>>11696147
>>11696111I wish that thread was saved.>Also, devil's advocate for that other guy, you did sayI am sorry I offended him with that term. I meant no offense. I was under the impression the term horse fucker meant a generic description for people who browse MLPG.
>>11696162>sisters winking at each other
>>11696168who the fuck gets a poster of themselves
>>11696164Oh, alright, I won't put anything else on your plate then.
>>11696162I like the strict, disciplined one that can't hold her composure and gets flustered easily.
>>11696194It's all right. Go ahead and tell me.
>>11696188It's a reference to some guy from Command and Conquer
The same kind of filly that sleeps with a plushie of herself.
>>11696111>An average horse fucker isn't going to measure up to the father of modern fantasy telling with his story.Is this guy serious.I mean, really?World-wide there is only two, two really decent writers that can be called "father of modern fantasy" and they earned it with time, a span of 20+ years + amazing writing.And this dude already calls himself one?That's so... brony.
>>11696168Her friend is cuter.
>>11696176A-are they?
>>11696215Pls stram
>>11696165Sentenal's never personally done anything I don't like, runs the TF2 server which I do, and helped me out with missing Rennequest picture files within literally minutes of my post asking for help.Until anybody goves me adequate reason to dislike the guy, I'm going to continue to think of him as a pretty alright guy and maybe contributor.Also Scrubbles/sentenal OTP
>>11696210Like so?
>>11696231But thats wrong she and scootaloo arent friends
>>11696210Would Luna know how to react if you asked her out on a date?
>>11696246He's the Derpy of mlpg
>>11696230Rainbow_dash_meta_shitpost_this_is_bait.png
>>11696239
>>11696146>tfw one of the show writers supports Flutterdash>and refuses to write anything with Dash that doesn't have Fluttershy hanging off her leg or some shit
>>11696258>I do not know what you speak of. How can one be on a small fruit without crushing it?
>>11696263Without the endearing qualities.
>>11696275Is that true?That would be great. If there's one relationship on the show that just makes sense, it's FlutterDash.
>>11696230NoNo noI didn't say that. He never said that.
>>11696178I was thinking more that he took the whole "doesn't measure up" and exaggerated it to have you saying it was bad. Horsefucker ain't offensive.>>11696230I think you are seriously misreading the situation, there. Jetfore said nothing of the sort, sentenal was making the comparison. Don't jump to conclusions.
>>11696052Like always.
>>11696274Celestias wings are the prettiest.But jesus, that crown and dress... what the fuck did she think?
>>11696289So you admit Tolkien was a shit writer?
Damn it, the new Predot came out and it's kinda disappointing.
>>11696247that's awfully forward of her>>11696258she probably wouldn't realize it was a date until it was halfway over."Would you like eat dinner with me tomorrow?">"Yes, though I do not see the purpose of scheduling such an event. It is merely a meal.""W-well, I was kind of hoping...">"Oh, you wished to have something special prepared? That sounds like a fine plan. I shall inform the chefs immediately.""That's not exactly—">"We should invite my sister as well, if it's a special meal.""...Forget it."
>>11696301MY WINGS ARE SO PRETTY
>>11696304Wait, are people actually arguing that?I mean, Tolkien could come up with great stuff, but his writing style is fucking atrocious
>>11696289Sent - you gotta learn when you're being goaded. Just stop responding to him.
>>11696312Yes they are, my beauty.Let me touch them.
>>11696318I LIKE IT WHEN YOU BRUSH MY MANE
>>11696315they were notalthough I could never get theough the books myself, to be honest
>>11696215Something involving an irate little zebra filly. Maybe kicking a rude pony in the shin.Or just an angry expression on her face.
Which pony enjoys a good pat on the hat?Which pony likes it when you pull her tail a little too?
>>11696315Considering he was a philologist who made up an entire world so the languages he created would have context, I think I can say "to each their own" here.Also the Lord of the Rings was written with the conceit of being Tolkien's translation of a historical record, which means there's going to be parts where it doesn't feel like a story.
>>11696310In private, she begins to question herself why you looked so sad when you walked away. Was there something wrong with the chefs? Did he want to eat when Celestia was unavailable? Or... was it something else she said?
>>11696315He's not really a great writer, more of just a world-builder.
>>11696310Ah, I'd thought you had emphasis on the "flustered" instead of "disciplined".
>>11696310Say an orchestra was in town, how would she react to your request to attend it with her?What's her favourite era of music, I've always imagined it's baroque since she seems to like things that are formally structured.
>>11696340Applejack?
>>11695150But the last pone I drew was Twilight.
>>11696357One day you're going to come home and Applejack isn't going to be there.
>>11696364hngHow's things.Sorry for posting that pic earlier