Time to wake upSleepyhorse: >>11675151
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I am awake.
>>11679310A blast from the past, I'll say.
>>11679290WE'RE OFF TO A GOOD START
I hate zebras.
THIS IS A ZEBRA
>>11679307>Zecora's chubby futacock slapping your lips
What's your favorite fanon?I like Derpy and Carrot Top being roommates.
This is a pony.
>>11679344Maybe zebras aren't so bad after all
>>11679335>JJ does an anon comic
>>11679347Me too, they're the best lovers.
>>11679348That filename leads me to believe different.
>>11679348No, that's a window
>>11679347Applejack likes apples
>>11679347Discord and Celestia once had a thing
Which pone would actually WANT the human dick?
>>11679347Fluttershys parents being loud, boisterous slightly militant pegasi.
>>11679379The one living in Equestria.
>>11679370Get your headcanon out of here, anon.
>>11679379It's already canon that Twilight does.
>>11679379Realistically? Very few, unless they were into the exotic thing or had ulterior motives
>>11679369>wasting the opportunity
>>11679369>not one of those double popsicles
>>11679347Twilight Sparkle marrying Flash Sentry
Guys. A pony just ponied my ponies ponyShould I press charges?
>>11679367>she will never want you to love her>she doesn't even care about you>at best, you would be that awkward human friend who sweats a lot around her
>>11679379Obviously that one.
>>11679370SLANDER AND LIES>>11679373That's a pretty funny fanon, imagine Discord being an akward teenager
>>11679379Realistically? Most of them.
>>11679385let's not cherry pick the canon Tex.
>>11679406Why can't I be a pony and have cute mares as friends.
>>11679399She was all over him during that movie, I've never seen a pony want the D so bad.Maybe this could lead to a lot of Twilight/Flash NTR. She gets fucked while anon watches.
>>11679414Twist plsShouldnt you be bra shopping
>>11679424Because even if you were a pony, you still wouldn't have any friends.
>>11679379Pretty sure Rainbow Dash would want the human Dwe should ask Xieril if that's true
>>11679429She also needs a jockstrap
>>11679424it's almost criminally unjust anon. Don't worry. Some day they'll find the magic portal to Equestria. Then you can kill your pony doppelganger and take their place.
>>11679437I would be his friend
>>11679428Flash Sentry pls
>>11679429>she goes bra shopping>"I'm sorry, miss, but we don't sell a cup size that small."
>>11679447>we all do this>soon equestria is mostly ex-humans>we act the same there>Earth 2.0, Equestria ruinedWow way to go. You can't just release a portal like that to the public.
Why didn't any of the Sparkles exist in the human world?
You guys need to stop with this pls shit. It's just a convenient way to not disclose your actual feelings about someone/subject
>>11679447Wat if I want to be friend with my doppelganger?
>>11679468Anon plsbut seriously, what?
>>11679465Because the movie is poorly written and makes no sense and the writers and everyone involved said fuck it
>>11679468But it does disclose your feelings. It's a way of saying "you're shit".
>>11679468Serves its purpose like any slangor "buzzword" if you want to use that
>>11679465But they do, weren't you paying attention? Twilight Sparkle lives in the city.
>>11679483That is way too much candy.
>>11679471fine. but is there's any resulting twincest you need to send us pics.
>>11679487>tfw 'buzzword' is now a buzzword>tfw 'meme' is a meme
>>11679490That was Pinkie tough. We really can't trust Pinkie
>>11679464>implyingI guarantee most of us would fuck our pony counter parts because we'd both be horny and curious assholes. Then we'd justify it by saying it's not gay and it's not really sex because we're both the same person.
>>11679483Yes, but they don't sell her size in normal stores, so she has to wrap it around her thigh.
>>11679500>Can't trust the character that knows things
>>11679504hey now pinkie! you don't see feanon rubbing her face in your fuzzy crotchboobies!
>>11679504I had originally request the zebra twins to be with femanon.
>>11679445>>11679454You know you want it.Just imagine Twilight pleasuring every inch of his ponyhood while she binds anon with magic forcing him to look in horror. His screams would only make Flash harder.If you're lucky she'll even give you a kiss while her mouth if full of Flash's seed
>>11679517Never trust ponies.
>>11679493I am sure we would just cuddle and try to hook up with a background pony, and fail miserably.
>>11679513C-can I just hold it for her?
>>11679490>weren't you paying attentionNot really, was too busy staring at DT's ass.
>>11679524>and is not a rodentI'm sorry MLPG...I actually giggled at that.
>>11679521No, but I want to now.
>>11679524>>11679367>>11679355>>11679335Ironically shitposting ironically shitty art is still shitposting with shitty art
>>11679529This is a ridiculous headcanon.My Flash would never cheat on me like that.
>>11679494All conspiracy theories are conspiracies themselves.
>>11679540Only until your arm gets tired.
AJ's parents are dead
Would you still love pony if they were giraffe?
>>11679563that's not a giraffethat's just a long pony
>>11679563Then I wouldn't be loving pony would I?
>>11679559Oh, I wont be using my hands
>>11679529Yeah, no, not really. I may be beta sometimes, but that's some omega level.
>>11679554>Anon actually husbandoing Brad
>>11679563i feel like we've been over this question a thousand times already. Where did I keep those mlp style giraffe pics...
>>11679563that's not a giraffe, she doesn't have any ossicones
what if human ponied human
>>11679599Don't even fucking go there
>>11679529Why is Twilight Sparkle such an unfaithful mare?
>>11679529kloudmutt fuck off
>>11679583You would have to if you want to rub the bottom half
>>11679554You now officially have the worst taste ever
somebody stop me before I finish this and piss off multiple fandoms
>>11679607>"He's a MAIN character!"
>>11679599What if pony human'd pony?
>>11679563i would still pone if pone was bat
>>11679607She's not. She realized pony Flash wasn't her real love and after losing him she can never love again.
>>11679599>>11679617What if pony ponied human?
>>11679607i feel bad for mccarthyshe's a complete slave to hasbro at this point
>>11679610not if I lay on my back, hopefully.
>>11679613I don't know what that is and it's too soon to guess.I really don't care. Come back when you've got more than a blob.
>>11679620Nice, so she has lied before.
>>11679620She is saying that she doesn't know about the /mlp/ meltdown.
>>11679620So she says that she has no idea what /mlp/ is in meltdown over. Has she ever actually come to /mlp/?
>>11679617What if Pinkie wore the [Mask]?
>>11679665why is cheerilee a cop
>>11679517>Trusting Pinkie>everOh yes because Ms Prefers Hotdogs With Ketchup But Has A Vegetarian Diet is so goddamn consistent and can always be trustedNow let's talk how Equestria was created when she got her Cutie Mark
>>11679665>implying she isn't already.
>>11679659>>11679644She was clearly asked about SS, not the /mlp/ meltdown. L2reading comprehension. If she really meant her answer for the /mlp/ part, then she doesn't have any reading comprehension either.
>>11679673>all ponies look alikeFucking racist
>>11679654I knew that one would pop up eventually
>>11679687She was pretending not to to skirt the issue and not give any real answers.
>>11679642come back when you aren't such a whiny bitch
>>11679554Yes he would. There's no way you can give him what Twilight gives him.He'll only lead you on so it hurts much more when you witness Twilight riding him.>>11679588It's going to happen regardless of if you like it or not.
>>11679687The guy asked his question in a way implying that she had knowledge of whatever the fuck /mlp/ was in a shitstorm about. She didn't, and commented on that.
So you want your pony waifus to be faithful to you, but I'm sure you fap all the time to some porn stuff, eh?Gee, talk about hypocrisy.
>>11679673She realized she'd rather be shot at by criminals then teach
>>11679694>anonymous boopDo those work?
>>11679716Flash, don't you have somewhere you should be patrolling right now? This is getting kind of pathetic, even for you.
>>11679723I actually fap only to my waifu.I've never fapped to anything else.Checkmate.
>>11679732Yes you chucklefuck there are anonymous marker moversthere always have been
>>11679732Marker gets booped by everyone, the slut
>>11679732>not knowing how Marker MAgic works
>>11679747If EG has taught me anything is that I would love Rarity no matter what species she is.
AW SHIT I'M GOING TO HAVE DINER WITH RARITYSEE YOU LOSERS LATER
>>11679755What a boopslut
>>11679755Gloomy, please. If you want to get boop, just let me know!
>>11679764>taking Rarity to a dinerhow the hell did you get her to agree with that?
So how soon into the Equestria Girls series before one of the other ponies comes through the portal and meets their counterpart?
GG's art doesn't give me boners. Is there something wrong with me?
>>11679764You're going to have the whole diner you fat fuck?
>>11679764>she's having dinner with you>not me
Are you prepared to handle this responsibility?
>>11679788You have standards, it's fine.
>>11679788Your spoiler doesn't give me boners. Is there something wrong with me?
>>11679788No, you just have different tastes is all.Different strokes for different folks and all that.
>>11679784pls no.It's already too much with Twilight knowing what youtube is.
>>11679782It's 50's themed, I think she has a thing for the Buddy Holly waiter
>>11679793Yes.>>11679791Anon, both of you can have dinner with Rarity!
>>11679793Tex I thought you said you were using protection
>>11679716The worst thing is I love her so much I wouldn't be even able to be angry at her.I still don't like it, though. She could treat me like a dog, but never shit like this.
did someone say bat ponies?
>>11679793Nah, I've knocked up ponies all over Equestria by now.
>>11679791You can't have dinner with yourself Rarity
>>11679788You have been cursed with a wicked thing known as standards
>>11679788As long as you still get boners from Darf's fapfics, you're OK
>>11679807You know it's going to happen. I just wonder if it'll be Pinkie Pie first.
>>11679822I never got boners to darf's fics. I have standards.
>>11679788No that's fine. To each his own.
>>11679717>>/mlp/ is in meltdown over Sunset Shimmer>something is angry over this character called Sunset Shimmer, specifically what they know about her>>anything you can say to calm them down?>so /mlp/ is some group of people, since it's "them" and they can be calmed down by me saying things about SS, a character I know a lot about since I wrote her>I'm supposed to say something about SS to calm down a group of people who are mad at itSo she had an idea about what /mlp/ was - a bunch of people, presumably some forum since this is the internet. Therefore the last sentence must be regarding SS, because she definitely had some idea about what /mlp/ might be, even if she'd never heard of it before in her entire life, and what they're mad about is very clearly defined as well.
>>11679741If it's true, you're a wonderful man.
>>11679784As soon as they finish making Equestria Girls 2: New Toys Boogaloo
>>11679800>>11679819>>11679836>standardsIs this some kind of new buzzword among hateanons?
>>11679844That turned out to be a lot longer than intended
>>11679834That pic is canon. Human Rarity followed Twilight through the portal.
>>11679858That's what she said
>>11679856>hateanonYou're using that word again...
>>11679613What is this from
>>11679858>said SB after every hyper snails drawing
>>11679793My dream come true.
>>11679856Disliking =/= HateYou fucking shitstick.
>>11679822>considers aids hot
>that feel when don't want to do anything but play online poker and browse MLPGGood feels.
>>11679861i thought rarity was eating a piece of fluttershy at first
>>11679856That's just my fetish>your fetish
>>11679878>not this needs to be longer and more disgusting
>>11679861>you will never go on rescue missions with Rarity mouse.
>>11679735I am not Flash. I'm not nearly handsome enough and I don't have a girl like Twilight ready to pleasure me in every way possible.>>11679813That's why she does it to you, anon, because she knows you'll take her back every time and forgive and forget.
>>11679762>>11679848Thank you guys, I've been blessed with a wonderful opportunity.I'll make sure to never break this combo.
>>11679898>that feel when everyone thinks you're great at art but all you can see is mistakes in them
>>11679861No matter what species.
>>11679921>tfw only seeing mistakes after you post it>horrible, horrible mistakes
>>11679911>I don't have a girl like Twilight ready to pleasure me in every way possible.neither does flash. She lead him along only to disappear into a magic portal.
>>11679932What if they were ponies?
>>11679945Yeah, he won't get to see her again till next february.
>>11679952Applejack tying fluttershy up in rope bondage
>>11679952Rarity and Anon at a romantic dinner. Anon should be overflowing with spaghetti under the table
>>11679952Celestia and Anon hanging out.
>>11679959That doesn't make any senseWe're not getting s5 next february nor is it 30 moons away
>>11679937I lie awake at night thinking about them. I'm tired as fuck but I can't keep my eyes closed. All I see is that one line that wasn't as smooth as it should be.
I wish I stayed faithful to my waifu. Now it's too late, the damage's been done.
>>11679952Filly Mayor mare running for class president
>>11679953Even ponies. Even vampire ponies.
>>11679989The pony is to ugly
http://www.wnd.com/2013/04/school-forces-all-girls-to-lesbian-kiss/>Outraged parents say a New York middle school instructed young female students to ask one another for a lesbian kiss – and boys learned how to spot young sluts – in an anti-bullying presentation on gender identity and sexual orientation, according to Fox News’ Todd Starnes.>According to Starnes’ report, the children attended a special April 11 health class taught by college students at Linden Avenue Middle School in Red Hook, N.Y. Parents say they were not notified of the presentation.>The students were introduced to terms such as “pansexual” and “genderqueer.”
>>11679989That's a small horse
>>11679989You make such a cute couple.
Why cant we have cute, non sexual zebra colts?
>>11679844None of the "revelations" are enumerated. Nothing is explained about the "meltdown."It may be an easy legal dodge, but the question leaves itself way too open to interpretation. She doesn't know, seperated from context, if they're objecting to her design, something that got written by another department, some piece of fanart, a leaked blurb, or what have you.
>>11679997Even little ponies? That were yours?
>>11679997Vampire bat ponies.
>>11679997You, my dear anon, are a gentleman and a scholar
>>11679974>that one sourceless light>the leg slightly longer than the other
>>11680024Especially small horses to which I am entitled.
>>11680006Last time I checked she was a normal sized pony, anon. What are you talking about?
>>11680012Because we have cute, nonsexual pony colts.
Are we discussing best pony?
PREVIOUSLY, ON MY LITTLE PONY...
>>11680052Those are my favorite kind.
>>11680054Well then that's just false advertisingI was promised little ones
I just took a big fat mexican shit
>>11680059How many Pinkie Pies have you murdered today?
>>11679898>Not playing online poker with MLPGEw.
>>11680072You don't own them either, which is also false advertising.
>>11680059>"WE'VE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE RARITY! THIS VOLCANO'S ABOUT TO BLOW">"BUT TWILIGHT, THESE GEMS! THINK OF HOW MANY SHEKELS THESE ARE WORTH!"
>>11680044Why did I make it green...
>>11680059God this ponies are dweebs
>>11680055Not nearly enough of either if you ask me.
>>11679996I [would] so hard...
Will anyone stram EG?
>>11680055and we only have a paltry few of those
>>11680057>best pony>''Oh please, Anon, don't stop
>>11680099Mrs.Cake has the ass of a goddess.I can just smell her frosting smelling anus from here.
>>11680086Release the gems you fiend!
>>11680088best cat butt.I hope we see more griffons in season 4.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>11680122Nah, I don't feel like it.
>>11680057Cutest pony too
>>11680122Are you Mrs.Cake?
>>11680097Well, you just have to request more from artists.>>11680104It's quality, not quantity>>11680105Oh you~
Why do my fingers smell like pony?
ZEBRA IS IN TROUBLEHE HASN'T CUM IN SEVEN DAYS
>>11680024That pony needs to get her eyes checked
>>11680122Butts are for pooping
>>11680018Unofficial content is out of question, but I'm left with no choice but to agree on the openness. ToyWiz sent EqG a picture of the SS toy that day. It's very obviously a dodge, but that's about it.
>>11680174NOT TODAY THEY AREN'T
We're just ponychans with more anons now aren't we
>>11680187>ponychan discussing zebra spunk
>>11679945Doesn't matter, she's totally going to fuck his pony self.
>>11680174Not your butt
>>11680186I like Twixie because it works with how I ship all the others.
>>11680120>tfw Gilda will never be in the show again
>>11680158That pony needs to get her apples checked.
>>11680211Why? Twilicorn has brad now.
>>11680005u-unf>lesbian kissing instruction with the CMC's class>Diamond Tiara and Applebloom being forced to kiss
COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN
>>11680232>twidashwhy do people like this exist?
>>11680232>not shipping Fluttershy with Big Markantosh
>>11680211You like Twixie because even though it's a crackship, it's still more legitimate than shipping anyone else with Trixie
>>11680232Twilight - RarityFluttershy - DashAJ - Someone who she will meet in the future at a rodeoPinkie - No one
>>11680228>Thinking anything after S2E24 is canon
Brony and pride WW@ /)
>>11680244I like him with Cheerilee, fluttershy does get a striaght ship though. fluttercord anyone?
>>11680244Well I'm not some raging faggot like Deaf, so I don't do that.>>11680242I also like Twimac.
>>11680227Those ponies need to get their privilege checked
So, politics. DOMA is ded, California Proposition 8 is unconstitutional in California and gays can get married there again, and Texas Republicans tried to slip a wet fart of a bill past the public only to violently shart themselves when the bill was filibustered.My feels are all over the map right now. I could use some best pony, MLPG. (pictured: not best pony, but a good pony nonetheless.)
>>11680248>Twilight - RarityGo die.
>>11680246not it's just that after >Rarijack>Pinkiedash>Fluttershy with a straight ship.Then twilight is all alone.
>>11680272She's a nice pony, though I kind of wish she got more pink haired art.
>>11680264What if SB didn't draw disgusting anthros and macro cocksWhat if drawfags didn't get depressionWhat if we discussed interesting things about the show instead of talking about the same "Which pony is cutest" discussion or have shipping threadsHow about I don't "Fuck your butt"
>>11680255>tfw the first time Sable remembers your name
Pony should dig her way to freedom
>>11680211>>11680246>accordion sting when talking alone with Trixie at the end of Magic Duel
>>11680261Nah, Discords a 12ft tall serpent chaos god I don't think he knows what romantic is. He's just silly. Since hearts and hooves day I do like cheerimac.
>>11680272>conservative Texans>in charge of not being huge scumbags and rigging a fillibuster so a female senator wouldn't have a chance to run their bill to the ground, and even after she beat them they broke the law in front of 180k online viewers>now they're getting fucked in the assFeels good, man
>>11680272Move to Russia, Putins passing a bill through banning the right to tell kids about homosexuality.
>>11680304I wonder if Cheerilee will be involved in #9 and #10 at all.
>>11680289Agreed. Pink haired Mayor Mare is 2cute.
>>11680300Only Rarity has points invested in the Digging with Hooves skill so only she escapesScore 1/6Loser
>>11680272Please don't politics in the ponies.
>>11680272What about the Smoke weed everyday billIs weed legal yet
>>11680280>pinkiedashOh, you're one of THOSE people
>>11680325This is why it was spoilered. Also that is clearly not best pony.
>>11680322>Rarity>ever doing anything useful manuallypfft
>>11680321I wonder if grey dye is a hot ticket item or a specialty?
>>11680300Ponies must work together to find freedom.
I was recently thinking about how Pinkiemac might work.I'd imagine Pinkie having a crush on him but feeling like he deserves someone more 'normal' and not admitting how she feels. So she wears her usual smile when around him and he gets the impression that she's fake because she's only faking it around him.Then he catches on and asks her, but she denies it.>tears of the clown.
So, MLPGWould you?
>>11680301we on equestria m8
>>11680315But Russia makes America look like a good country, man
>>11680331The good thing about Russia and Eastern Europe is that there's no money to enforce any of the laws passed. When the US passes a bill that says that all the corporations and gov can spy on you all they want it means they've been doing it for 20 years and now they legalize it, when these places do it it means it's gonna be another 20 years before anyone starts doing it because there are simply no resources available.
>>11680338RoHShe digs Tom out of a solid block of rock
>>11680330they are really cute together and have a nice chemistry.
>>11680344Oh god I would so hard
>>11680344Would give a friendly hug and say I'm not into that but I hope you find someone
>>11680344Why do you make that pony so gay Klondike
Was is the show that made you gay or MLPG? This is important for a study I'm doing
>>11680373That's pretty gay, Anon
>>11680083Yes. YES. MLPG, we have to play.
>>11680344YesI would slay it and use it's scales to buff my armor/weapons
>>11680386That's not a pony.
>>11680344"Dude, do you want to fuck or not?"
>>11680357Joke's on youMy Eastern European country is in the EU so we get funds from the richer countries in the union to make that happen
>>11680340why don't I have any pics of her with her natural color?
>>11680341Would you help smuggle pony to freedom?
>>11680392No. I was gay before I found ponies. If anything it's made me less gay because waifu.
>>11680392No, I've been pretty bi before.
>>11680401It's a space station!
>>11680392I'm not gay
>>11680417I dunno, why don't you?
>>11680419Of course I would. All ponies, but I would help that one especially.
>>11680440And now I don't!Pink haired ponies are the best.
>>11680407So is mine, all of that money ends up in hands of politicians and their relatives and friends.
>>11680419Pony is easy to smuggle
>>11680419That pony is really cute
>>11680440I want to see a pic of her without the dye, glasses, or collar.
>>11680344God dammit, Fizzle, stop being cute.
>>11680458That is one giant bottle.
>>11680440I would be so amused if she showed up with her natural hair color at some point in S4.
>>11680289shut up sparkler
>>11680443But, Tex, what if that pony doesn't love you and only loves Apples?
>>11680392No.I think it made me zoophile a bit tho
>>11680454well now I have a boner
>>11680466>>11680344Fuck you guys.Now I want to draw more homogay skettimancer Fizzle
>>11680419>>11680341What if pony were a slave?
Which one would you recommend to her?
>>11680500WE ARE THE HUNTERS THEY ARE THE PREY
>>11680489Please do that would be really nice
pony is dripping all over you
>>11680500Is this really a fetish?I mean, they aren't even edited in there very well.
>hasbro will never partner with disney>they will never create pony pixar movies>they will never make a cute spinoff series>there will never be a hasbro section added onto disney world>it will never include a big section for pony>you will never get a job working there drawing ponies for kids all day>you will also never make friends with the guy in the big pinkie pie suit
>>11680489>that feel when we won't have mytholgical wyrms or wyverns in mlp
>>11680511>>11680513I won't be able to draw till tonight though.I'll try and remember.
>>11680473Impossible.>>11680514Dripping with w-what?
>>11680514this is what I get for letting Twilight sleep on my chest, isn't it?
>>11680527Love juice baby.
>>11680493Free them from their prison and bring justice.Also, I need more pony adventurer to help me raid the slave camp. Who with me?
>>11680521I saw that mask in a store yesterday and half considered buying it.
>>11680493then I'd use robots to free the pony.
>>11680538Oh. Does it stain?
>>11680517>You will never go to Disney Downtown to see they have added a new pony section>Giant ponies built out of legos, pony themed restaurant, store that sells good quality pony plushies>even if it did exist, it would be filled with neckbeards and autistic teenaged boys>No children
>>11680553Not if she licks it up, baby.
>>11680553>>11680461>Tex likes Xieril's waifu, and Xieril likes Tex's waifuSwingers party when?
>>11680574Are they going to use the swings on the children's playground?
>>11680570On one rainy day the sailor went to the sea, he saw a sexy lady and got very horny. That lady took bj. Sailor did anal with her doggy style she liked it. After sex he gave her to he friends and they also fucked her in anal. They all feel good. After all they smoked up weed. They got high and went sleep. End of the story.
>>11680546Aww yiss it's that time again.
>>11680567>pony bar with pony themed drinks
Pony is alone in the snow.
>>11680609But it's June.
>>11680615She's in russia
>>11680623Then pony is probably well adapted to the snow by now.
>>11680623Cosmo get out of the snowhow did you even turn into a mare
>>11680631It's okay anyway, she's found some oddly warm barrels to curl up next to.
>>11680574I ship Tex and xieril
>>11680609Take pony into house and hug it to get it worm
>>11680634Such a cute little ponyBoth of her voices made her extra cute as well
>>11680658To get the pony's worms?Ew man
>>11680574I don't like Rainbow Dash like that. Can't I post a pony that's not Applejack once in a while?
>>11680657>not calling your ship TexierilStep it up senpai
>>11680673>not accepting pony's gift of sour gummy wormsGoddamnit Anon, you're gonna make her cry.
>>11680681How come you don't post Fluttershy?
>>11680671>Both of her voicesno, we aint niggas anymoregonna need you to give back that nigga chain we made
>>11680647many untested russian pharmaceuticals is nice
>>11680681hub logo plsyou're drunk
>>11680692Because she's fuckign awful
>>11680681How about you draw one instead of just posting them all day?
>>11680671It figures that the day they finally give silliest pony a line she has a cold.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=hC2EMUuQmTY
>>11680707It's okay anon, she knows you're just joking.
>>11680695...I'm recoking your Russian license.
>>11680679Indeed.>tfw read FOE>tfw expected crap>tfw i couldn't stop reading the story, it was always full of surprises and whatnot.
>>11680647>anons that post in MLPG start mysteriously disappearing>nobody notices because they're anon, duh>popular namefags and tripfags start dropping too>we think they just hat us>one comes back, posts pics to show they've become the slutty mare
>>11680694B-butI was just saying that her voices were really cuteWhy is that so wrong
>>11680692Because I don't care for Fluttershy, I'm sorry.
>>11680729that feel when mouth guns are adorable.
>>11680694>nigga chain>"BLACK ROVER BLACK ROVER TYRONE GET'CHO ASS OVA HERE"
>>11680754you should post more twilight. because reasons.
>>11680772That seems like an easy way to lose some teeth
>>11680754Applejack cares for Fluttershy.I thought that if you wanted to be with Applejack, you had to get with her friends.
>>11680244And to think I thought you were my favorite namefag....
>>11680772that feel when mouth guns are more ridiculous than hoof triggers with no fingers.
>>11680793Does that mean I also have to give?>>11680784
>>11680791anon, ponies can use hammers with their teeth. They've got some strong teeth and necks.
>>11680793False. The only thing Applejack cares about is apples
>>11680810>twilight butt...eh, it's a start.
>>11680797I just wanted to post this demon cat from one of my favorite AT episodes. Nobody seems to remember him though. I don't really care for fluttermac, especially since Cheerilee and him got hitched.I'm touched you considered me your favorite at one time :3
>>11680834Looks more like an end to me.
>>11680730I want to be pegasus. I will never stop flying.
>>11680772The barrel should've been centered to distribute the recoil more evenly. But, bronies and FOE.
>>11680724Wonder if they'd ever consider giving her lines again after all that controversy.
>>11680847Nobody wants to be Scrubbing Bubbles.
>>11680864I already showered today actually.
>>11680852enjoy needing one of these to type again, anon. unicorns don't have that problem.
>>11680839I love that cat who knows very many things approximately.and FlutterMac
>>11680839>Cheerilee and him got hitched.>baiting me this hard
>>11680852>wanting to be a filthy flying rat>not wanting to be part of the unicorn master race
>>11680859>controversyI still refuse to think it's controversy. One person with a bug up their ass having other people hop on their bandwagon is not a controversy.
>>11680882>said nobody ever
>>11680858Well some artists tried that but you reach a point where they look so unlike guns that people ask what they're holding in their mouth. So it's easier to just find some middle ground that makes no sense.Sort of like how some things ponies in the show use would look completely different if made to be used by ponies, but they're made just like they are in the human world because otherwise no one would catch on to what they are.
"I find the most erotic part of the pony is the ______"
>>11680906They were together in town in Just for SidekicksThere's also the 2nd Season posterFace it Deaf. Your shity ship is canon dead
>>11680908>not wanting to be an earth pony>not wanting to pound mares into massive squirting maregasms and kick the shit out of trees
>>11680908if reality conspires to make this fantasy a reality, you wanna touch horns?
>>11680912>not going full cyborgishiggy diggy
>>11680910>>11680859It was said that they got around 10 complaints
>>11680935>be unicorn>Can do those tings better, faster and with less effort
>>11680926You don't hang out with friends?And the 2nd season poster was a reference to the love poison.
Why didn't Principal Luna look like Luna?
>>11680937>sleeping with cass
>>11680935>not wanting to be able to do that with nothing but your mind to as many mares as you can mentally keep track ofanon, pls. unicorns are superior.
>>11680937I'm not a fan of cars anon.
>>11680906I'll ship FlutterMac with you Deaf.
>>11680887like cuddling or sexually?>>11680906But they got married.
>>11680908Thanks.But no thanks.I'll take my wings now and soar above the clouds.
>>11680969Damn, these look even worse than the ones from the movie.
>>11680926Don't try to talk to a shipper, anon, he's too far gone.
I heard Fluttermac. It's 2cute.
>>11680730>the OCs of the ded artists suddenly start appearing in the backgrounds of future episodes
>>11680980she looks so cute there I'd marry her on the spot.
>>11680981Post a better pegasus .
>>11680913the tail dock
>>11680936B-But that's lewd
>>11680937>shit dialogue>rampage mane where>not having qt husbando Arcade Gannon using only a tesla cannonMeh
>>11680969that's VICE-principal Luna
>>11680977How could you say no to her?
>>11680997I would shit bricks
>>11680937I am disappointed as hell that the most well known cyborg OC pony is Blackjack.
>>11681006You're dead to me forever
>>11680966>learning magic>"less effort">>11680976>rutting mares with your mindanon pls, I actually want to feel it
>>11680937Go away CL.
>>11681016So.. what you are insinuating is that you as in right now have never asked for this?
>>11681025HahahahaHe wants to feel it. Hahahaha.Oh mud ponies. Always being stupid.
>>11681026your actions belie your words
>>11681018Oh geez I'm sorry. What do you think is better?
>>11680963you heard me
>>11680997>Jerry is seen in the background, eyeing your waifu>They marry at the end of season 6
>>11681034Yessssss! Luna in pants is the best.
>>11681044u wot m8
>>11680997The ded didn't die, they just ascended to equestria.
Huh...I could swear I saw Cosmo respond to me. But that's impossible. He's dead. DEAD
>>11681025Spoken like a true mud ponyDon't worry, I'll pleasure twice as many mares with my magic just for you.
>>11681063this is a tissle, aight?
>>11681015>>11680997>marker pone is in the background of S4's finale>along with Sad Sack, Ice Pack, and Inky
>>11681040I would love to see an episode where that youngster learn to fly.When I think about it, I feel sorry for any pegasus or unicorn. It must suck to be a pegasus or a unicorn to be raise by a earth pony and not learn their ability correctly.
>>11681013if your pony car broke down, how would you fix her?
>>11680997>panning shot of the ponyville market>a pony and a diamond dog are trying on scarves at a shop
>>11681078who the fuck is inly
>Shipping anything but Fleetfoot Mac>mfw
>>11681058>not your husbando
>>11681039Something like that, yes.
>>11681043>>11681070Darn unitards always wantin to do things ther minds, i dont need no fancy mind tricks to please my mares
>>11681086WHENWHEEEEENI WANT TO READ IT
>>11681058I kinda like Jerry, his design is pretty modest and the colors aren't grating. He looks pretty forgettable though.
>>11681086>>11681104>dash in charge of not being a dyke
>>11681078But SB, GG and Rose are stil among us. And the General won't die that soon.
>>11681079or to grow up knowing fluttershy.
Fast skittles in 30 min.
>>11681081Take her to a merchanic?
Why can't you guys be faithful to one pony?
>>11681096Silly mud pony. Telekinesis isn't a mind trick.
>>11681096>please my maresOh yeah that's why Harshwhinny always goes to that Unicorn Brothel. Because you please her. AHahahahaah
>>11681116>growing to be like dash OR fluttershyI feel sorry for him
>>11681104>Dash the only one not cryingI swear to god I love Price.
>>11681053Chest tufts looks so cute on pony
>>11681096>>11681070>>11681043>>11681025>>11680976>>11680935>>11680966>>11680908>not wanting the true master race
>>11681121But I do.I am so faithful I need therapy.
>>11681113are you sure?
>>11681067I'm fully alive as of yesterday nigs.>>11681079Yeah, those poor flightless things...
>>11681136I'm not seeing any unicorns there.
>>11681121fuck off autist
>>11681144>ima just roll right onto your dick>*boop*
>>11681108they're on a rural vacation together on the off-time between digs
>>11681131>lying on the internetthat's low anon
>>11681121I've been faithful to Rarity since S1, Bonbon just makes it so hard sometimes.
>>11681136>wings>better than magicYou can keep believing that if it helps you sleep at night.
>>11681148Oh no, anonymous, you words hurt me so. Don't insult me again, I just couldn't take it.
>>11681135I agreementThough I don't have much in terms of it unfortunately
>>11681121>implying I've ever been unfaithful
>>11681144>ponies with visible belly buttons
>>11681147They're stuck on the ground like the filth they are>>11681165Cloudbeds are all I'd need to sleep at night.Unicorns can stay in their hovels and sleep on hay or whatever.
>>11681181Your evening with pony
>>11681169I said fuck off
>>11681195>Implying unicorns can't sleep on cloud bedsPoor poor uneducated lesser race
>>11681210Listen to the guy faggot
>>11681202Shh, it's okay.Time for your nap.
>>11681195Damn it now I want to see angry sex between unicorn, earth pony, and pegasus OCs.
>>11681223This is painful samefagging
>>11681210That is not how a telephone work, Twilight.
>>11681185pony should wear pretty dresses to hide the obscene belly buttons.
>>11681196Why does Twilight keep giant googly eyes on her shelves?
>>11681232I like the cut of your jib, Anonymous.
>>11681237>that tieshes so cute
>>11681237Why are you such a retarded fuck
Tex, be honest. Would you let Rule 63 Applejack blow his load inside you? What about FutaJack?
>>11681246Ponies shouldn't have belly buttons period.
>>11681237>tfw Derpy can do a tie better than me
>>11681270Its a clip on tie.
>>11681259Why would you talk to Derpy like that?>>11681260No.
my favorite pony is ear tufts
>>11681261But aren't ponies mammals?
>>11681270I guess there was bound to be some things she could do competently
>>11681283Why are you even here Useless pile of shit
>>11681221Oh, in their caves or wherever they sleep. But it's not the same. It's like seeing a restaurant serving world-class tiramisu, then stopping by 7-11 on the way home to pick up a fruit pie, then telling yourself they're the same thing. Yeah it's a dessert, but the tiramisu's in a whole 'nother league.
>>11681270>>11681287Become a unicorn and you can just use magic to fix that tie!
>>11681294>wanting your ponies to look like they have the body of a naked little girl
>>11681249Earth ponies have the most talented lips and endurance. Pegasi have flexibility and sensitive wings. Unicorns have telekinesis to offset any positioning issues, as well as sensitive horns.Just don't invite Twilight to the orgy. She might accidentally someone with magic if you lick her horn at the wrong time.
>>11681300And what exactly do YOU do, besides shitpost?
>>11681270>wearing a tieFUCK TIESFUCK SUITSFUCK EVERYTHING
>>11681300I'm here for the ponies, friend.
>>11681261>>11681280Ponies are mammals, therefore they have belly buttons.Weal Dith It.
>>11681261All mammals born of the womb have bellybuttons.It's just that they're FAR lower on a horse than where everyone draws them.
>>11681319what about alicorns?
>>11681300Is this like, your first day at the shitposting union? I mean christ you don't even have any argumentsUnless this is some reverse psychology to like Tex more
>>11681294They're not that noticable
>>11681319sensitivw wings are stupid, have you ever feel the wind when you fly?
>>11681330>Terminator 2 theme music
>>11681329ear-tufts, not hoof-tufts
>>11681317Anon, I never said I wanted it. I just don't care if they do. I'm not gonna judge a pony for being a mammal. It's not their fault.
>>11681340oh shit, they're unionized now?!
>>11681317>only little girls have belly buttonsFull retard.
>>11681317Shut up, Spike
>>11681338Next time ill do better
>>11681319>>11681232Anon pleaseI already had plans on what to draw laterDon't to this to me
>>11681338All of the above in one body.>>11681350>not wanting flight to be the pegasus equivalent of masturbation
>>11681323So you are going to walk around ponyville all naked? How lewd. Then again, being a earth pony don't require you to wear anything at all.
>>11681379>implying you can only draw one thing per daypls tell us you're not that shit.
>>11681330>playing on the swings, boosting your height with Pegasus wingslucky little winged ponos
>earth ponies can learn magic via books>then use that magic to flyso why do people call earth ponies shit again?
>>11681341it's just like when someone draws porn, and even though they're drawing a cartoon they draw the character with an overly detailed vagina. Some people don't know how to do things right. A pony belly button would only be slightly visible under the right circumstances. Some people just can't art as well as they think they can.
>>11681350It's not the primaries that are sensitive. Probably more of the pit of the wing. Think of all the muscles and nerves they'd need there.Think of how you run, and how sensitive your groin is.
>>11681397...I would.Main six drafted into the night guard fanfic when?
>>11681381>you'll never witness the princess' sexual prowess first-hand
>>11681395>one thingI had plans for at least 4
>>11681385Tshirt and jeans baby.
>>11681330>Those ponies on the right trying to smack their tetherballs into each others facesBrutal
>>11681405Because they can't read.
why did all the sleepy pone dry up
>>11681438But it's not casual friday
>>11681397regular batpone > converted batpone
>>11681448Just pour some water on her and get her wet, she'll be fine.5
What to draw?>>11681459I agree.
>>11681421I just want this batpony.
>>11681448Rose started getting a healthy amount of sleep so she stopped identifying with her
>>11681405The unicorns suppress knowledge like this in a desperate bid to stay special snowflakes>>11681445here's one now
>>11681448because Rose hats us
>>11681457It's always casual friday.
>>11681468>ask what to draw>in the same breath, say you like batponeGEE. I WONDER.
>>11681391Ladies pleaseThere's enough me for both of you
>>11681470Back off, I waifu'd her first.
>>11681468Draw Twilight and Rarity fighting over Anon
>>11681391she can get any stallion she wants with minimal effortwhy me?
>>11681478Only for casuals
>>11681485>I WONDERthat feel when anon turned into bread
>>11681485>drawing what you like
>>11681498das cutebut no.
all dese niggas
>>11681506I am okay with this.
>>11681510Because you're special.
>>11681459They're both just as good.
>>11681523but yes.from the start I was naysaying the anons who wanted to ship her with dayguard because I wanted her for myself.
>>11681430so make it 5.
>>11681515>wonderbreadI don't even think that can be called bread at that point.It's just sugar in loaf-form.
>>11681510She's already had all the dick in Equestria, and she wants to sample something new.
>>11681545That's a cute ship.Dayguard x Nightguard
>>11681520But you draw applejack all the time.
>That feel when I fell in love with Rarity and she is now my favorite pony>mfw I she used to be my least favorite>mfw the Rarifags won
she can't be your waifu if you don't have a plush of her
>>11681523>definitely not masturbating.jpg
>>11681569Dayguard always looks like Blueblood to me
>>11681576But Hoppip already sold that one!D-Do toys count?
>>11681575How does it feel to finally have good taste?
>>11681575ShhhhIt's okay. It's okay.You're with friends now
>>11681569they're just friends, dammit!that's MY ear-tufted wing-a-ling waifu!
>>11681485Draw a bat pony?>>11681506This could work
>>11681572I like Applejack? What gave you that impression?
>>11681576But I have her comic
>>11681587gonna have to edit out the dicks
>>11681612he said Twilight and Rarity fighting over anon not dogs raping Twilight and Rarity
>>11681592My taste has always been great. Now I am post-patrician enough to admit I like Rarity.
>>11681576I have a Sweetie plush but she isn't my waifu...not 'till she's all grown up at least
Did I do right?
>>11681520Tex draw something you dislike
>>11681610I'm sorry, did you say something? I can't hear you over how adorable these two are together.
>>11681576I think she's happy that I buy books instead of plushies.You see, I don't need her on my shelf, when I have her in my heart.
>>11681614Easy.I know you have good taste, and Applejack is the best pony.
>>11681627Thank you very much for clarifying that anon.
>>11681612yesdraw a batpony
>>11681653if you don't have a stuffed toy of her how do you expect her to materialise in this world? fucking plebieans
>>11681644Things I dislike aren't pony related, so I apologize, I won't be drawing that.
>>11681640HOLY FCUK THE BEST DRAWING I EVR SAW*clop*s
>>11681653>He doesn't know pony toys are alive like in Toy Story
Rate my OC
>>11681692FUCVKING 10%10 AMAZING CONCEPT*cloppcop*
>>11681676What about ponies you dislike?
>>11681617How dare youthose are not 'dicks'.They are artistic representations of the strength of the lower class citizen. The phallus, a symbol of strength, and the equine form, demonstrating the hard work that much of the blue collar workers exhibit daily just to survive in contemporary America.But do I really have to? I thought dildos were okay.
>>11681688This thought always frightened me because that means they've seen my masturbate and do a ton of other sexual things to myself and they've never told me.
>>11681692I actually really like that cutie mark
>>11681576I love no one.
>>11681704An sfw and nsfw version. Why not.
>>11681704>that artistic BSilu
>>11681703Snips and Snails get enough fanart.
HEY, HEY, EVERYBODY
I wish someone would draw more gloomy, slice of life stuff.
>>11681796I didn't watch that movie
>>11681801They shall danceThey shall celebrate
>>11681805Then how do you know what he's referencing?Also, what is he referencing?
>>11681805How dare you
>>11681798Oooh!Pick me!I'm good at this!
>>11681819Maybe he listened to the song.
>>11681819Maybe I'm mistaken but it sounds like one of the equestria girls songs people have been posting here
>>11681742Tex, I know this is unrelated to the conversation going on, but your art is awesome and makes me at least snicker every time I look at it.
If you could go away on a summer vacation with any of the ponies, who would you choose?
>>11681850Sweetie and Rarara
>>11681842That pony's not cute at all.I'm gonna have to mark her down for that.
>>11681850All of them!
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL
>>11681850FluttershyI am a very boring person
>>11681850My purple waifu, who else?
>>11681850Featherweight.I'm crap at taking pictures, and I'm sure he'll do very well.Plus, travelling with your coltouto is always fun.
>>11681850Twilight and Rarity. Because I often fantasize about having horns in my mouth.
>>11681850Depends where we're goingIf we're going to museums or historical sites, Twilight. If the beach or an amusement park Pinkie. If a cider factory Rainbow Dash
>>11681834>>11681842Oh, whoops, probably should have guessed.I watched the song videos once through when they first came up, but obviously not enough to actually recognize the lyrics, and then I suddenly lost all motivation to watch the movie proper.I'll probably do it when we get a proper clean video of it.
>>11681846Thanks anon.You can do it too.
>>11681850None of them. I'm a solo man yo.
>>11681899I liked that episode.
>>11681899I just figured most artists need an ego-stroking every now and again, and I've not given you one before. So, yeah. You're awesome, your art is both well done and amusing, and I can't wait to see more.
>>11681832Alright knock yourself out little buddy.If it's really good I'll stick it on the fridge!But if it's shit I'll still give you a "YOU TRIED" sticker.
>>11681899You should redo this picture with AJ sitting at the end.
>>11681951noI'm staying here.
>>11682027You'll move and you'll like it.
>>11682164Don't get fresh with me
>>11682229You can't tell me what to do, you're not my real mom!
I love Twilight