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>cum
Pony has a crush on you
>>11656921>tfw ciircuit hats us
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>rape
>>11656944
>snape
Which human would make the worst driver?
>mfw a better artist starts following me
Anon was herePony is a looser
>>11656964I know that feel
>>11656966>pony is looserUUUUUNF
>>11656964>mfw I follow artists worse than I
>>11656944Which pony?
>>11656964You draw their OC, become instafrens and you can circlejerk in all eternity!
>>11656964>rose starts following you>dread overtakes you
>>11656964who
>>11656983Yours.
>>11656981pls don't rub it in...
>>11656985>want to be friends with contributors>start drawing/writing>it's shit>they won't like you
>>11656959>finally spend a night with celestia>wake up in her bed, she had to get up to raise the sun>go to the bathroom to use the facilities>while brushing your teeth, you notice that your hair is sparkly and flowing
>>11656961>snape>snape>severus snape
>>11656997b-but I don't have a pony
>>11656984>tfw want to draw a better artist's qt OCs but don't want to seem like creep
>>11656982aaaaaaaaah! why is it getting larger
>>11656985Rose actually follows so many blogs that she actually doesn't see everything on her dashboard. There's nothing to fear.
>>11656964>tfw a better artist starts following me>tfw they never like anything and one day just unfollowevery time ;_;
>>11656964>tfw a better artist reblogs one of your worst drawings
>>11657011hue that's what she said :]
>>11657024>they did it as a joke
>>11657000>tfw I tried that>failed spectacularly
>>11657016I'm at stage one of that, all they have to do is press the unfollow button.
>>11657000You know, I talk more to people to make sure they're doing ok and stuff more than I talk to them about art.>>11657014I don't judge, either way. I think you guys all have neat qualities in your art that are nice to look at
>>11657034>they don't reblog anything else
>>11657010>tfw no qt OC of your own
Which GTA is pony's favorite.
>>11657043y..you're just l..lying to make me feel better anon ;_;
>>11657011Mrs. Sparkle is cute.
>>11657060Well, it's the truth, but I do want you to feel good and confident about yourself, too.
>>11657056San Andreas.
>>11657043YOU'RE NOT ROSESTOP PLAYING WITH MY EMOTIONS
>>11657043I know. You have amazing people skills you! You always find something to praise in everyone and be genuine about it.
>>11656995Everyone.
>>11657066Y..you're not my real dad, you're just saying this to make markeria have more sex with you.
>>11657052>tfw want to make qt OC>tfw only get good ideas when not able to draw
>>11657070>tfw you will never play San Andreas with scootaloo>tfw you will never see her ragequitting at the flight school
>>11657081EGADS NO
>>11657070She's beaten them all, though.
>>11657010Do what I do. Have people ask you to do it and then it doesn't seem creepy and it's good practice. God knows I need it.
>tfw you have been here for ages>tfw Rose still doesn't follow youDoes she hat me perhaps?
>>11657090>GTA:SA Flight SchoolFFFFFFUCK THAT SHIT. Goddamn impossible with a mouse and keyboard.I could probably pass it now that I have a USB controller
>>11657101If you post your tumblr right now I guarantee she'll follow you.Unless you're Ross.
>>11657100draw apple cobbler
>>11657101Rose only follows the most kawaii of furries.
>>11657114After I shower and google which pony that is.
>>11657123>>11655916
>>11657112>drag your way through flight school>can't skip>it takes you hours of playtime>only needed for two piss easy missinos
>tfw other people like your stuff but you don't>feel bad for making more of it since you think you are giving them garbage>they keep asking for more
>>11657082>tfw want to make a qt OC and get a good idea>tfw don't draw him because not able to draw>tfw they use his colors as a background pony in the Pinkie comic and now it's too late
>>11657100Can you draw my OC?>Pic-related His name is Drake shadow the third
>>11657147When ever I see people post things I've drawn I feel extremely uncomfortable.>>11657157Sure thing.
>>11657144I think that many artists don't like their stuff as much as other people do.Just draw, so they can be happy and you can improve
>>11657157She's unironically pretty.
How many of you draw exclusively pone and call themselves artists
>>11657144You can't help what people like, sometimes. You gotta get past it.
>>11657167>not drawing my oc
>>11657167Why's that?
Your favorite pone likes to text you but uses a lot of emoticons and internet abbreviations. What do?
>>11657181I guess I'm not trying hard enough.
>>11657144>>11657199And guess what?You like things drawn by artists who dislike those same things.
>>11657193>mfw Dali exclusively drew surrealism and called himself an artistWhat a fucking hack. Should have drawn more landscapes.
>>11657219But my favorite pony doesn't do that. DYEWTS?
>>11657219Text back?Is this a trick question?
>>11657219roll with itmaybe use a couple myself if she thinks I sound too stiltedemoticons are not too high a price for pone
>tfw depressed
>>11657219It's okay when she does that in texts.
>>11657219I kill her and once absorbed I become pony.
>>11657193Never called myself an artist Practiced humans, but not publicly.Gave up on that, probably for ever.I like dabbling in pretentious crap.
What is with brony OCs and scarves?
>>11657265It's the new socks
>>11657265>wearing neck fedoras in summer
>>11657253>tfw no pon
>>11657265scarves are for losersI've got a sweet hat.
>>11657010I don't see why they'd be creeped out by that unless it was porn. They're more likely to flattered than anything else.
>>11657265>disliking scarvesyou came to the wrong neighborhood motherfuckerpun not intended
>>11657280I'm trying to spread my pain Dooks.
>>11657193how many of you attack artists, but have never even tried picking up a pen yourself?
>>11657203Twilight stop that.You haven't even had any kids yet you shouldn't look like a MILF.
>>11657293It was a questionFuck of with your defense reactions
>>11657284Even that doesn't creep most of them out unless you're, like, doing dozens of them and sending them directly to them unsolicited.
>>11657307It was a question.Fuck off with your defensive reaction.
>>11657319Touche
>>11657193I draw mostly ponies and call myself a drawfag.
Should a person only critique a person's art after they themselves are decent at making it?
>>1165733010/10 even with the shitty shippinhttp://e621.net/post/show/343815/2013-3-3-alligator-animated-anonymous-apple-apple_
I draw ponies because that's what everybody likes and wants.Sometimes I try drawing fanart for other things, but they tell me to get back in my cage and keep drawing ponies.
>>11657193I've never referred to myself as an artist. Being an artist is more of a statement and I think it's only earned when you find absolute passion in your creations.That being said, just because you only work with wood, only make jewelry, or only paint flowers, doesn't mean you're not an artist as long as you have that spark that sets the true artistic personality apart from the rest of us.Basically, if you really love what you're doing and want to do it until you die, and at the same time you feel like you're going to die from the torment of doing it, you could consider yourself an artist.
>>11657193I do, punk.
>>11657346No, but they should know what the fuck they're talking about if they're going to get involved with technical issues.>sameface>sidemouth>90 degree angles>subject I don't like>shading with blacketc.
>>11657330I bet you can't draw A HUNDRED PONIES
>>11657350Be sure not to make friends with anyone, or else Anon is gonna use the firehose on you in your cage.
>searching google images for some regular 3dpd gay porn using 5 common words>braeburned is on the first page of thumbnails
24 HOUR SPECIAL BUY ONE GET ONE GET ONE FREE ALL NATURAL FACIAL MASKFirst come first served. Redeem ONLY BEHIND THE THE SPA, DO NOT ASK UP FRONT.
>>11657350>draw sexy Princess Celestia: 300 likes, 20 new followers>draw sexy Princess Bubblegum: 2 likes, -3 followers
>>11657394Princess Bubblegum is not for sexual.
>>11657376I'm pretty sure I have, by this point.
PRINCESS CADENCE NEEDS OUR HELP
>>11657371I don't have to be an artist to know when something looks wrong or incorrect.
>>11657371>technical issues>subject I don't likeYou should learn what a technical issue is before you post.
>>11657403I've seen evidence to the contrary.
>>11657404BUT HAVE YOU DRAWN A PONY BEING MADE OF 100 PONIES?
FUCK MY BUTT
>>11657056Everyone's favorite is San Andreas.Any other response is wrong.
>>11657407You'd be surprised. Even beginner, shitty artists know a lot more about art than some jackass who's never tried it before.
>>11657406Fuck Candyass. She can find someone else to help her.
>>11657412UNF
OH NOALL THE PONIES ARE SAD EVEN PINKIE IS SADTHE ONLY WAY TO SAVE THEM IS TO MAKE THEM LAUGHWHAT DO
>>11657421brae pls
>>11657406APPLEJACK NEEDS OUR HELP
>>11657394>draw something sexy: 0 likes 0 followers>draw something crazy: over 200 likes and 30 followersThis is why I don't draw porn.
>>11657394I don't find Princess Bubblegum attractive at all. It's the whole AT style that I don't like. The show is funny, charming, but their noodle arms scaring me. Really, you just described the same thing as>draw sexy Telletubby: 2 likes, -3 followers
>>11657393Mti and Mua are the most erotic characters GG's created in a while.
>>11657410I know what a technical issue is, and that subjects the "critic" doesn't like aren't among them.That's the point, retard.
>>11657430>Fuck Candyassunf
>>11657415MAYBE
http://youtu.be/Ade-VyDI2cw>Top right corner>When you see it
>>11657406>that new picture Jailbait drew
>>11657437And you're sort of unwittingly proving my point.
>>11657406Recruit some teenagers! With attitude!Also, you haven't drawn in a while haven't you? You recent picture looked kinda... underwhelming
>>11657436no
>>11657436SHE'S TRYING HARD DOING WHAT SHE CAN
https://derpibooru.org/356802
>>11657461
>>11657434Show them my dick.
Alright, someone wanted some Equestria Girls related vore, so I drew a crappy sketch for ya. Spoilered for demon Sunset Shimmer
>>116574521:07:24 to be exact
>>11657470>sparks
>>1165743Do I win?
>>11657193Define "artist".
>>11657478They're still sad.
>>11657452You just linked a video that's over an hour long and told us to look at the top right cornerWhat are you expecting
>>116574574 weeks of not drawing really does something to you. Which one though
>>11657470>using low poly models for something like this
>>11657421Featherweight pls
>>11657483Nice sketch.Scootaloo when?
>>11657394That's what happens when people are familiar with you being part of a fandom. Alex S tries making nonpony music, and since it's not pony-related, there's a noticeable decline in attention to his work.
>>11657493oh, oops>>11657484
>>11657484HA HA TEHY ARE GAY
>>11657483Why the fuck is twilight so HD
>>11657491Somebody who doesn't draw anything derivative and is excellent technically and inspirationally
>>11657483IT BEGINS
>>11657483Unf
>>11657503Soon, soon. Though I'm divided between pink pone butts and cute giant scootaloo.
>>11657483Every time someone makes EQG fan-art, a pony dies.
>>11657504It's not about familiarity with the fandom, it's the overwhelming popularity of the fandom.
>>11657501
>hate myself>improve on skills>other people like stuff I make>still hate myself>no matter how good I get it never endsI just want to accept myself, why can't I?
So, how was EqG?
>>11657484PffNice catch
>>11657474that's part of her charm!
>>11657492Darn, I was hoping they'd get a laugh out of that. Well, I'm out of ideas. Guess ponies will be sad forever.
>>11657532
>>11657404I'm going to need that Frankie.
>>11657542Well why do you hate yourself?
>>11657532Featherweight looks too fragile for pone sex. He looks like he'd snap in half.
>>11657440I think I like them more then any of his other characters, though I haven't looked into his quest stuff.
>>11657542Because you a bitch ass nigga.Man the fuck up.
>>11657547Mediocre.
>>11657554no you are not.
>>11657547>Downloading 37.2%Slow.
>>11657542You might have Krautism.Try to get an appointment with Anon for a diagnosis.
>>11657412I want to fuck her so hard that the hair becomes ruined.
>>11657547Ok
>>11657574Did the BD anon ever delivered?
People who give art criticism that is so laughably bad on DeviantArt make me LMFAO.I approve all of them just so people can see how retarded it is.My favorite is one person on DA giving me a 0 in Originality because "it's ponies"LFMAAAOOOOBronies have no idea they are the butt of all our jokes and most of them are the laughingstock of MLPG.
>>11657574oh, is the dvd quality rip out finally
>>11657547It was shit.
GuysI get aroused if I write long textsShould I start writing stories?
>>11657434>>11657478
>>11657547Better than I expected.
>>11657565>implying
Anyone here currently reading loooooooomis?
>>11657594show ME your weird pony vagina
>>11657586everyone laughs at everyone and is laughed at by everyone.
>>11657586>Pot calling the kettle black
>>11657603No, but I feel like replaying Loom.Anyone know a good Let's Play of it?
>>11657586no BCS you are the bronies
>>11657593Fun and upbeat ones?
>>11657593I get aroused when I go on killing sprees in sandbox games, or when I pet my cat.
>>11657513Oh, I see.You're the cancer killing my industry, so please sir, I suggest you to get out of this fabric right now.
>purple plotted protagonist ponies
what do you do here?
>>11657611If there was no laughter in this world, everything would just be too damn sad.
What does mlp hinkink of the german super power, frankly they should eat hotdaogs! booooooooooooooyahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
>>11657628Discuss the show.
>>11657584Nope. Best we have is a stable camrip with the whole screen and good audio.
>>11657623Of course>>11657625Post a picture of your cat
>>11657628you~
>>11657594WELL YOU KNOW WHAT FUCK YOU PINKIEYOU AIN'T SEEING IT EVER AGAIn
>>11657628I draw shitty ponies something on very rare occasion.
>>11657622People who blame me exclusively for all the problems in the fandum really need to get a grip, lay off the cheetos, maybe get out and take a walk.Hell, I'm doing commissions and laundry tonight. It's not exciting but that's a very ordinary life for you.
>>11657641ehehehehe, hahahahahaha, hahahahHAHAHh AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
>>11657638Don't you have friends to go talk to about sports or something?
>>11657557okay
>>11657561I honestly don't know.
>>11657641It has ponies in it.
>>11657664reminds me of:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2BGsqtY1o0
>>11657628Make posts about cartoon horses and cartoon horse accessories.
I wonder how long the hiatus from Season 5 to Season 6 will be.
>>11657670>the quest is ded>Frankie will never truly love Anon>no more character development
>>11657670I'm gonna draw that pony later.That is a cute pony.
>>11657677BCS you have some exprience with Flash right? You know stuff about Action script 3 as well? I could use some help...
>>11657685forever
>>11657663>cheetos>not doritos
>>11657656Oh please Anon? The laugh always cheers me up!
>>11657634I think the most important form of laughter, is the ability to laugh at yourself a little.
>>11657694Succubi pone.
>>11657647it's not even sexual either, I don't want to fuck my cats or anything, it's just whenever I pet them I start getting randy and I feel like I need to go rub one out.
>>11657714NONOT EVEN IF YOU DO THE THING WITH THE CONFETTI WHILE I'M FUCKING YOU AGAIN
>>11657721AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASLOW THE FUCK DOWN
>>11657393Wait, how are two girls going to give me a facial?
>>11657721ahh, you scared me.
>>11657724
You walk into your bedroom and see this.What do?
>>11657747"Are you gonna finish that?"
>>11657729Puh-leeeeeeezzzze...
>>11657747I ask Luna to take me to Equestria.
>>11657747WE ARE THE HUNTERS THEY ARE THE PREY
>>11657724Tell me about your mother
>>11657760OTHER WAY AROUND CHUCKLEFUCK
>>11657739
>>11657767>Chucklefuck>instantly think of Chucklefish>Starbound still not out...dammitBCS PLEASE>>11657694>>11657697
>>11657724Oh and here's my grandmother's cat for laughs.
Why is Pinkie Pie a terribad pony?
>>11657747I ask Luna to give me a fucking lucid dream, 'cause I can't have one.
>>11657766She was a beautiful orange tabby.
>>11657800>flutterfags giving opinions on bad ponies
>>11657800that's wrong
>>11657777
>>11657800That's no way to talk about your friends, Fluttershy.
>>11657800But, Anon, all ponies are okay
>>11657753WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS ASKING
>>11657753NOONLY RARITY AND TWILIGHT GET TO SEE IT NOW
BCS, how much would it cost me to get you off of mlpg for good?
>>11657844Because you know, Rarity wouldn't laugh at it.
>>11657857Rarity's fucking a baby dragon, she's not really choosy.
>tfw your favorite Rarara will never call you darling
>>11657870>spikefagslel
Why is Celestia such a shitty princess?
>>11657857She fixes it.
>>11657870Do you realize how hung baby dragons are?Oh wait, maybe that's his tail.
It begins
>>11657840>>11657844B-but... why are [you] yelling at me?
>>11657800Why is Flutterbutter such a doormat?
>>11657889Anon has a flat butt.
>>11657870Look Spike we've been over this. She looking at you doesn't mean she fucked you
>>11657918Anon should squat more
>>11657911SORRY I'M STILL A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING AFTER THAT PARTY YOU THREW
>>11657883She isn't the princess of books.
>>11657870Well, he does have the double D.
>>11657907What, what's beginning? Should I panic?
>>11657800Because..um she's shit.
>>11657936No he doesn't
>>11657911God that game was a let down
>>11657932You guys think they'll be able to make Twilight being a princess work well in S4?
Post the last thing you've drawn!I don't care if it's shit, just do it!
>>11657966It'd better work through S7.
>>11657966If they keep it like the trying to go to sleep bit it might be fine. Just not over do it
>>11657966I think they are capable of it.I don't know if they will but I know they could do it.
>>11657966it worked out okay so far in EQG
>>11657975It's porn
>>11657975Buts it's not ready...
>>11657975
>>11657975Here you go
>>11657966They're able to.That doesn't mean that they will though, but we'll see.
>>11657940But you're wrong.
>>11657938
>>11657975i gave up shortly afterwards
MLPG as a new artist guy, when is it the right time to do those TMI things. I think I've got enough followers now, but I'm not sure whether it would even be worth it.
>>11658034
>>116579752uncanny
>>11657907I want those Cyborg 009 toys
I need to take a break from fappingBut I want to fap to ponyWhat should I do?
>>11657975You know when you're drawing a picture and it looks fine, then once you look back on it when it's finished you see all the flaws?
>>11658063THEY'RE NOT TOYS IT'S COLLECTABLES
>>11658055I don't do em because nobody ever asks me questions
>>11658034Oh. I don't care about that beginning.
>>11658067Tell pony to stop being so sexy
>>11658067save up for a week and then drown a pony toy
>>11658071Every time.
>>11657975I'm sorru...I really need to scan in some more stuff.
>>11658067fuck to pony
>>11658073I still want them
>>11657975you asked for it
>>11658071The feel of my life
They're like Drake and Josh 2.0
>>11657975It's not my best work...
>>11658055I only get like one ask every two or three weeks, but I still do it.Because that one answer's important to whoever asked it.
>>11658071usually after I've just posted and it takes a second or two to refresh the page
Goodnight MLPGI love you
>>11658096I'd still fuck it.
>>11658126But it's only noon
>>11658126R-really?
>>11658105young egoraptor is really cute
>>11658108I never got why they didn't just attach explosives to grappling hooks and take the titans down that way.
>>11658090>fuck to ponyunfwhich episode would be the best to fuck to
>>11658108Now how are ponies supposed to use the triggers with the hooves
What if pone would stram?Would you watch?
>>11658139A deep, clean cut is more precise and they almost definitely can't afford to be throwing such copious amounts of explosives at them.
RAINBOW DASH CAN'T STOP POOPINGWHAT DID YOU DO TO HER
>>11658141The cheerleader one.
>>11658105Holy shit Jon looks exactly the same.
>>11658129I, uhit's weird that that makes me feel happy. Thank you, I suppose>>11658139Lack of resources I suppose? I mean, they don't appear to have much explosive ordinance other than those cannons. It would probably take a lot of explosives to sure to hit the right spot.
>>11658181That depends on what she's stramming
>>11658181What would pone stram?
>>11658105http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wstikd3uxSw
>>11658138
>>11658139What would be the point of grappling hooks then if you're blowing up the rope? They'd need a precision projectile to deliver the explosives. Something like the demo stickies from tf2, or somehting with urchin-like spines. Maybe the spines could expand out with the throw like these balls.Or given it's japan, put explosives on knives and throw those. Of course with all of these they'd need some form of detonation.
>>11658223>>11658226pone
>>11658259Well fuck YEAH I wouldI mean not as good as watching it with them in person but it's the next best thing
>>11658259pone what exactly?Be more specific.
>>11658259I'd watch pone's stram if pone would stram pone
>>11658238have one soldier jump around and shoot the hook onto the titan's neck. The explosive gets reeled in by the hook and detonates in the killzone and the soldier never has to enter the "get eaten" range
>>11658236yep, still cute
>>11658274>>11658259Pone camwhoring?
>>11658268pone poneing
>talking with someone on Beastforum who has a mare and lives about half an hour away from meholy shit, it just might happen
>>11658305MORE SPECIFIC.
>>11658268>>11658301pone would stram herself doing pone things
>>11658324Do it, film it with a time stamp and then boop it on the nose when you're finished, post it here.
>>11658324what does this have to do with MLP?
>>11658335lewd
>>11658305pone ponying pony?
>>11658342What do twin Zebras have to do with mlp
>>11658325pone poneing pone poneing pone poneing pone poneing pone poneing pone poneing...repeat ad infinitum
>>11658295Why not do away with the rope? They'd need massive amounts of it, similar to their belts, and it would have to be disposable.
>>11658295How does it detonate? These guys have some rather primitive technology. It has to be stable, too, because each soldier would have to carry lots of ammunition. If they run out, they're boned, which is already a problem with the swords, but the swords don't break every time you use them. And they have to be light enough to tow around with the 3D maneuvering gear as well. The only real explosives they've got appear to be cannonballs, which are not well known for being very light.
>>11658335Oh, yes. Now that's specific.Yes, yes, I would watch in a heartbeat.Heck if the stream is 24/7 I would watch it all day and night.
>>11658356fanart
>>11658342http://pastebin.com/bCaG3PvxThis IS mlp.
>>11657975Remember: you asked for this.
>>11658377thats about horsesnot magical ponies
>>116583928/10finish it
>30 moonsWhat's the length of a moon anyway?
>>11657975It's not pone related can't post
>>11658360Well cannonballs are a different story, they're engineered to be heavy for more impact damage. They clearly have blackpowder, or something similar. But explosives on that scale would require a lot more, and I don't think they'd have the resources....Unless they could make their own. Erin's dad seemed to have insanely advanced science at his disposal, so who's to say they can't cook up some bomb?
>>11658377>The mare also has several wondrous improvements over her human counterpart. Thefirst of these is the wink, described earlier. Not only is this used to attracta mate, it also occurs during mating which can be extremely exciting to a humanpartner. In some larger mares the clitoris will actually lift under a man’stesticles. The mare also has the ultimate trick of contracting her whole vaginaalmost to the labial lips in a tight, convulsive grip of her mate’s penis. Thiswill normally be accompanied by a grunt each time the contraction occurs. Thisis the famous and illusive "maregasm". These enhancements to the standard humanrepertoire make mares incredible sexual partners and lovers.fuck
>>1165840729.5 days
>>11658362You would watch pony sleeping? That's a little weird
>>116584072 half moons
>>11658407Roughly a month.That's where a "moon"th comes from.
>>11658407One moon.
>>11658358the rope idea was mostly to keep them out of "get eaten range"If less get eaten, they don't need to worry so much about replacing rope>>11658360valid point
Just wondering, how many of you are married and/or have children?
>>11658407thats like 2 and a half year, are you living under a stone and never was n chool or what
>>11658419But they're so adorable when they're sleeping.
>>11658450Anon is that a pony?
>>11658443>MLPG>reproducing
>>11658461It's a peny
>>11658443I've never even had a gf
>>11658443>being married>having childrenEnjoy your ruined life.
>>11658430I don't think we're on the same page.When the rope delivers the explosive and detonates it, would the rope not also get destroyed? And Titans are known to move fast, so it's not just range that's a factor. The main thing that lets them fight the titans is their speed and maneuverability. And by do away with the rope, I don't mean for them to jump on it's neck and plant bomb, I mean for them to shoot the bombhookthing the same as they were doing, but without the rope.
I hope everyone is having a lovely day. It's raining, perfect weather to be creative indoors.
>>116584432 girls had a crush on me when I was in elementary school. One was my tombyoy neighbor, and the other was my brother's friend's sister. That's the most experience with women I ever had.
>>11658476I can beat that. I've never had friends.
>>11658443I have a girlfriend..sorta, it's more like friends with benefits and drawing together than a proper relationship.We can see see other people and shit but when were alone, and all seems dull we have each other.
>>11658495Jessy can you draw d&d mane6?
>>11658491Okay, that's proably a better idea.
aw shit nigga jontron is totally not a grump anymore
>>11658495>Stuck inside[masturbation intensifies]
>>11658506Does getting a blowjob from a girl feel good
>>11658511>>11658511I'm working on prints and commissions today, I'm sorry! Maybe when I've finished my work I can give it a shot.
>>11658495GoddamnitI just lost all my rain from this morning.It was great, too. A perfect drizzle.
>>11658495Actually I was at my little brother sports day, and I was drawing naked women in front of primary school kids. Oh and it was sunny.
>tfw no Libman footjobs or rough sex where she wraps those muscular legs around you so you can't pull out and forces you to cum inside her
>>11658530da fuq is jontron?
>>11658530yesjontron is gonetron
>>11658561>muscular>not soft and silkybitch please
>>11658537Never had a blowjob, handjob yes though.It feel good, but not as good as a pony.
>>11658495>RainMy state hasn't had rain in so long if you walk the ground catches fire.
>>11658587>not living in GLORIOUS PACIFIC NORTHWEST
>>11658530He was always second fiddle to Egoraptor.
>>11658412True facts. They definitely have black powder, and it takes a lot of that to make a, shall we say, titanic explosion.Erin's dad seemed to have been a little off-the-rails and secretive with his science, which also was a bit more of a biological nature than anything else. While he was undoubtedly a scientist, it seems to me he was at least a little bit of the 'mad' variety.>>11658491The Titans don't move terribly fast unless they're close to a person, or if it's an irregular like the jumpy yellow-haired one.
>>11658603I always thought Jon was better than Ego in Gram Grams, but Ego is better outside of Grams Grams.
>>11658604Oh, I guess that's what I was thinking of. Abnormals, I think.
>>11658495>92 degrees Fahrenheit here with 70% humidity and sun
>>11658495It literally just started raining where I am, tooThank you based weather ponies
>>11658583are you attractiveI did a 6 week outpatient rehab program and met a cute girl there who looked like Velma and was an alkie who had casual sex nonstop whenever she drank. If I was more attractive and less autistic, I probably could've set up a friends w/ benefits thing with her, I could never tell whether or not she thought I was cute, but most likely the latter
Sodid that idea about the MLPG Art Book ever go anywhere? I still think it'd be kind of neat.
>>11658671stop sending me chain emails, Grandma
>>11658671BCS pls, put your trip back on.
>>11658671...Why did I never think of that?
>>11658640>30 degrees Celcius here with 92% humidity
>>11658651I'd say yes, no acne, clean shaven, washes regularly and I ain't fat.I'd have to probably post a pic of myself to get a real verdict, but MLPG isn't /soc/ nor tumblr.
>>11658671*reblogs yo->Reblog this so this message can get accross to everyone.Aw, it's not funny if you want me to do it.
>>11658710but mlpg is both those things
>>11658706>5,778 K Celcius here with 99% humidityfeels glorious
>>11658651You could've given her the D, you should commit sudoku.
>>11658671>people believing that gangs use a crying little boy to fool women into getting gang rapedDo people really believe this stuff? It reminds me of all those nutty satanic ritual abuse chain letters and news stories in the 90s, Satanists were big then, that was the moral panic of the decade. Now it's pedophiles and racists.
>Jailbait is depressedFirst SB, then Kraut, then Chesh and now this.I'm starting to think it's my fault my favorite artists are getting depressed.
>>11658729SHHHH quiet anon don't say that. Were good at having plausible deniability that were like that, even if we are.
>>11658743anon be careful that you don't ever ingest dihydrogen monoxideeveryone who does dies
>>11658736If I killed myself for every time I missed an opportunity to get laid I'd be dead.
>>11658543Are you going to EverfreeNW? Can you give us a teaser for something that will be available?
>>11658736>>11658710I've got a baby face, extremely small frame(my arms are skinnier than most girls' arms), ghost white skin, lots of moles, and blonde hair. Got a full beard to make my face look fuller, I have a receding chin when clean shaven that looks awful. I'm still terrified of talking to women, that's more of a problem than my looks.
>>11658733>Kelvins Celsius>humidity>on the sunI thought MLPGers were supposed to be somewhat smart
>>11658733>5,778 K Celcius>5,778 degrees Kelvin Celsius
>>11658747>getting depressedI guarantee you most, if not all of them, were already dealing with depression.Some of us just hide it better at times. But it slips.
>>1165849588 and sunny, with Friday forecasting a high of 108.
This art-style... DAMNhttp://imgur.com/NXpi9VV
>>11658776WOAH WOAH WOAH I never said anything about killing yourself, just fill in some math puzzles to take your mind off it.God anon, stop being so cynically depressed.
>>11658782>>11658784I think he meant K as in a thousand. 5778000°C
>>11658780Waitwhen is Everfree anyways?
>>11658782Well fuck you too, this isn't a hivemind you mongoloid.
>>11658781I'd still fuck you.
>>11658811I can't see shit what's going on
I'm a fat piece of shit.Please stop talking about how damn attractive you all are, it's making me sad
>>11658816The weekend after next.
>>11658811It's so terrible
>>11658747At least they can be depressed together.
>>11658784KelsiusrankinheightThat's all four in one
>>11658827Looks like cosmicautogenesis, who is also known by a few other unspellable and unpronouncable names and he has a serious case of SMALLER in most of his stuff.
>>11658811Woah, it's pretty good, but I want to see finalized lines instead of sketchy lines.
>>11658835Why aren't you lifting, son?
>>11658822I wish I wasn't so appealing to gay men, it's kind of disturbingI'd let a pony sit on my face and dominate me, Chickenbutt is my favorite MILF pony with Harshwhinny in second. I love southern accents, otherwise Ms. Harsh would be my #1.
>>11658816July 5-8
>>11658811I can understand the right side of that picture and it's pretty hot I guessleft side I'm not sure about
>>11658835Scootanon pls
>>11658495>>11658646>100 degree F UV blast furnace outsideLet us post more raindrops
>>11658835At least you don't get mistaken for a girl a lot.I really should cut my hair.
>>11658789I cannot really see Jailbait depressed though. He seems happy if not most of the time.
>>11658857But I'm not gay anon and why would you even suspect me of being dude.
>>11658852pls no
>>11658870Cut it then, it's not that hard.
>tfw too autistic for normal people, but not autistic enough for autistic people.
>>11658858>>11658843Oh. Shit.Well, maybe next year.
>>11658851none of them are online or active that much, except for Kraut.He has disappeared completely, but it's not like this is the first time he did this.
>>11658873>heJailbait's a girl.
>>11658879because mlpg
>>11658863Pegasuses in general are pretty qtHorns are nice but they lend themselves to glamor or beauty than cutenessEarth ponies' smooth backs are also very cute but their simplicity can also be very elegant
>>1165888537 days until BronyCon. To be honest, I'd be scared to go there. It's simply too big of a deal; it's basically mecca for some people.Nightmare Nights in Dallas is might be interesting.
>>11658882Well yeah, I usually dye it a the end of summer then buzz it.But I like it kinda long, I just don't know how to style it. I just run a brush through it now.
>>11658903No, he's just in the opening stages of pulling a Hoppip. Some Anons say he's female and he's neither deying nor confirming it. As soon as it's a little more established he will spring the trap.
>>11658857Appledan please
>>11658916Someone draw one of those height things from a carnival that that says "you must be this gay to post" with Marker as a carney.
>>11658900I've heard someone called him out in an Animal Crossing thread some time ago. Anyway, I wonder if he'll come back with a vengeance. I secretly hope not
>>11658743>now it's racistsWhat? You're saying racists are a myth?
>>11658943Yes please I want this.
>>11658944>I secretly hope notWhy?
>>11658939>not knowing jailbait's a grilland with a qt mii, too
>>11658743Satanists are a real plague, though, anonJust look at /tg/. How many of them want to summon monstergirls?
>>11658931I think earth pones are the cutest but each type has its charm as you said
>>11658980It's okay gang, I told Jailbait not to be depressed anymore. It's gonna be all good now.
>>11658941Not him, but he has excellent taste in fetishes and ponies. Look at her play with that whistle, she wants to suckle on Shiny's cockhead and milk him dry.
>>11658939Jailbait's a trap then?
>>11658931>>11658992Earth ponies give the best head because of their muscular lips and tongues.Pegasi have wings and they're super cute.Unicorns have magic, so they're completely overpowered sexually.
>>11658993Phew, that was a close call.Thanks, Anon.
>>11659024No thank you anon.
>>11659015Pegasi also give the best cuddles.
I love this horse.
>>11657975okay
>>11659015>he doesn't know how pegasus stallions can use their wings to "enhance" their thrusting powerthis should be common knowledge by this point, I hope I'm not going to have to write a full-out pastebin about itTrust me, no unicorn can pull THAT off
>>11659015Always with the sexual anon
>>11659049>700x700r u evn trying
>>11659045Plus Flitter and Cloudchaser are sexy as hell. when they work together, they give some of the best blowjobs in the whole of Equestria. They use their wings to tickle all your sweet spots, and can work magic with their tongues
>>11659049Twilight, what the hell are you doing?Oh wait, FO:E, isn't it?
>>11659049That's a nice TwilightText reminds me of that russian flash from two years ago
>>11658941>Chickenbutt is my favorite MILF>"Appledan pls"no Anon, you pls.
>>11659047She is a silly horse.
Oy guysdoes anybody have that qt fanart of Isabelle surrounded by cans and panicking that an MLPG contributor made a little bit ago? I need it for reasons
>>11659066I love me some ponies, what can I say? Ponies make me feel like I'm a horny 11 year old again who just discovered masturbation.
>>11659065Oh, and you didn't even mention pegasus mares on top.It's a specialty of theirs, flapping their wings to get that much more lift for every thrust. Head to base, head to base. Drives 'em wild.
>>11659068Why would I draw anything bigger than 700x700 for an askblog update.
2013 GOTY
>>116591065000x5000 or bust fegut
>>11659073It's not FO:E, just my stupid grimderp Ronbo Dersh tumblr.
rose stram is happening
>Playing Zafehouse>Decide to run some pony characters>Make different jobs>Decide what the hell, make an alicorn job>Make Twilight survivor>stop at making which job she has>Make her unicornI just can't get over her being an alicorn guys.
>>11659084WOAH THERE PARTNER
>>11659114>Not drawing at 17"x22"
>>11659134An alicorn isn't a job.She should be a librarian
>>11659137What's wrong?
>>11659151But she's a princess now
Well?
>>11659151Yeah I know but I figured it would work as races since the thing says "You have a dragon, a diamond dog, a unicorn , etc..," at the beginning. I don't know even though its not technically right I like it better that way
>>11659102I should have also mentioned how the more athletic and nimble stallions can reportedly pull off the ever-coveted "Mile High Maneuver"It's rumored to exist, anyway, and countless stallions have been rumored to be able to manage it, but it still exists almost entirely in the realm of gossip
>>11659170Applebloom
>>11659170Who is Rumble?
>>11659134I know that feel, anon. I can't listen to MMC songs without feeling awful, even though I liked them.
>>11659170What is none of them?
>JonTron is going back to doing original shit instead of Gay GrampsFucking finally
>>11659170BUT THEY ALL LOOK SO FUCKABLE
>>11659170Who is all of them?
>>11659170Who is every foal?
>>11659170Who is Applejack
>>11659164It's a very lewd..ish picture.You can almost make out the genitalia an everything.
>>11659085>>11659085>>11659085please MLPGyou're my only hope
Is it wrong that i kinda hope theirs an episode where the EQGs come through the portal and spend time in ponyville having fun with their counterparts doing awkward human things?
>>11659180I wish those two would have interacted moreHeck wish Blossomforth would have shown up more than once
>>11659225what is Applejack?
>>11659216b-but muh hips
>>11659225Who is all of them?
>>11659102>pegasus mares fucking you hardI prefer slow, sensual pony sex. It feels so much better and it's sexy to see someone who loves you sucking your head just the way you love it. If I could have a slow blowjob with the mare making eye contact the whole time looking all innocent and a horny pegasus mare fucking me full force, I'd take the blowjob.Of course if they just use it to finish me off, that'd be fine. Maybe they go painfully slow until you're about to cum, then switch to fucking you full force to drain your balls dry.
>>11659225Who is Princess Celestia?
>>11659221>Help me My Little Pony general HMMHMM >You're my ONLY hope>Help me My Little Pony general HMMHMM HMM >You're my only hope>Help me My Little Pony general >You're my only hope
>>11659221TAN PLS
>>11659065Unicorns can magically enhance your sensitivity though.And magically prolong your orgasm.
>>11659239Hips be damned! A southern accent is really appealing.
>>11659221I tried finding it. All I found was porn and this
>>11659274>pear-shape isabelleI need more of this.
>>11659196fuck off
>>11659221
>>11659286http://nsfwlk.tumblr.com/
>>11659259>Twilight making you beg her to let you cum and making you say humiliating things while she uses her magic to keep you right on the brink of orgasm>when she's satisfied with your begging or she feels you've suffered enough, she finally uses her magic to make you ultra=sensitive and then cum
Would someone please upload something to tumblr, I'm bored of seeing the same damn thing on screen for an hour.It's an addiction.
>>11659242What if a pegasus mare used her legs to prop herself up, but kept them still while she used only her wings to gently move her whole body in a small gentle vibration?>>11659259>implyingNow look, I'm all for fun speculation, but there's just no basis to that stuff. Unicorns already have telekinesis, that already makes them a force to be reckoned with in the bedroom. There's no need to invent new powers for them to help them compete.>>11659305merci beaucoup
>>11659317There's a whole internet out there, go explore!
>>11659308Out of all the pictures I pull out, it's the one by LKwhat are the chances
>>11659274WHY CANT I GO ANYWHERE TODAY WITHOUT SEEING AC SHITSOMEONE BUY ME A 3DS OR MAKE A WORKING EMULATOR ALREADY
>>11659317Follow one of these artists who reblog stupid shit every 2 minutes.
Cadence canonically gives the best blowjobs because she's the princess of love, she pleases Shiny many times a day because she likes to make him writhe and moan in pleasure as she brings him to earthshattering orgasms.
>>11659326No, that's even more boring.Unless you know where I can find horses.
>>11659337But who's better and blowjobs? Cadence or Chryssy? She does after all feed off love
>>11659318>What if a pegasus mare used her legs to prop herself up, but kept them still while she used only her wings to gently move her whole body in a small gentle vibration?That's hot as hell and that'd probably make me moan like a little boy
Is it me or did night and day threads switch. It feels like there's more porn/fetish stuff during the day than at night
>>11659353I'll keep that in mind.
>>11659337Cadance is only good at platonic sexings though. Romantic shit, slow and sensual.If you want raunchy, unrestrained, hard feral fucking of the Nth Degree, you go with Chrysalis.
>>11659362They've merged.
>>11659362School's out.
>>11659352Chrysalis isn't very good at it, but her magic tricks your brain into thinking it's good. Cadence and Celestia are about equally matched, Celestia likes straight, hard sex while Cadence loves to edge and tease most of all.
>>11659352Perhaps there should be a contest.
>>11659352Flitter
>>11659387unf
>>11659353Yup. And I bet if she flapped her wings more slowly she'd be able to reduce the vibration to a slow, powerful pulse, slowly increasing speed in time with your increasing heartbeat until it leads into full-on flapping as her legs begin to tremble on top of you.
>>11659362captcha: janitorial assassina
>>11659334so DFG and Xieril?
Where are you Dotkwa? I find your lack of butts disturbing.
>>11659380>Cadence loves to edge and tease most of allDamn, what's with ponies being so kinky and sadistic? They all seem to relish in making you squirm and giggling at your O face and the noises you make when you're cumming
>>11659414I wanna fuck marker pone
>>11659084Twilight Sparkle has a HUGE DOCK.
>>11659419im over there, designing characters for other projects
>>11659426It's from the sexual frustration of being in a kids show.
>>11659437For some reason, calling it a dock makes it more appealing.
>>11659412I would die, I have a tiny vibe with a pulse setting that I hold in place right on my frenulum with a hair elastic, it's torture. Each pulse gets stronger and stronger, and each time you get the tiniest bit closer to cumming. By the end you'll be bucking your hips and gasping as you finally topple over the edge.
>>11659362>>11659372This. The hiatus has taken us all into its madness, and we are cycling faster and faster from day to night and back again. We can't sustain this. If we don't get new ponies soon, we'll tear ourselves apart, and the MLPG shall finally consume us entirely.God help us all.
>>11659441>other projectsthen fuck off
cute ponoes have stolen my heart
>>11659462>and the MLPG shall finally consume us entirelyIf only
>>11659387>Cadence and Chrysalis are fighting over who should get to suck your dick and who's better>Flitter cums out of nowhere and gives you the best blowjob of your life
>>11659462FUCK YOU ARGHHHH.it'll be okit'll be okit'll be okit'll be okit'll be ok
>>11659490Would you steal pony's heart?What would you do with it?
Anyone else still haven't seen EQG?
>>11659508Flitter is so innocent looking, imagine those big eyes gazing up at you while she's bobbing on your cock and licking the underside of your head, with a look of pure determination on her face
>>11659541YOU ARE NEVER THE ONLY ONE
>>11659518I will feel bad about it, give the heart back, and beg for forgiveness.
>>11659461At that point, she'd be close too. She'd really want you to cum, and when she did, she'd moan and start emphasizing the upstrokes of her wings to force you inside her as deep as possible as you erupt. Towards the end of your nearly minute-long mutual orgasm she loses control entirely and starts flapping her wings out of sync because she can hardly control herself anymore, it's all she can do to grab you with her powerful hooves and hold you inside her until the endIt feels nice to give people boners, I can see why EA does it. I should do this more often, peace
>>11659481alright, see yall later
>>11659549What if pony told you to keep her heart?
>>11659541Still haven't seen it.
>>11659518Eat it and then taunt her to take it back
>>11659555Bye DK! Bring back some butts.
>>11659555oh no dotkwa-sempai
>>11659561They'd be confused. Pony doesn't want me to have it, they'll find someone else they'd rather give it to later.
That feel when you're working on something, and you think it's really good and can't wait to post it to show MLPG.I feel like a child showing mum the picture I did.
>Jerk-off cam thread on /unf/ Really guys?
>>11659555no wait come back
>>11659561I would ask if she is sure about it.If she is, I would close it close to my heart and treasure it.
>>11659600>and then no one comments it
>>11659601ONLY ON MLPG.co
>>11659541I haven't, and I refuse to because I know all I'm going to do is whine, bitch, and complain about every little thing and not even attempt to enjoy it.
>>11659601>browsing /unf/And what exactly were you doing in that kind of place, anon?
>>11659601that guy has been hounding mlpg with his shit for monthsat least we got him out the 4chan threads
>>11659601What about it?
>>11659601Man. I know MLPG has its shitters but I can't see people purely from MLPG doing this. I want to say we have some invaders. We would talk about shit like this sure, but no one was ever serious about actually having an orgy at bronycon.Hell back then we didn't even WANT to go to bronycon
>>11659600Hold onto that feeling, Anon, it's great.
>>11659614Don't say that anon, you'll make me feel upset.That happened yesterday to me, pls don't do it again ;_;
>>11659622ONLY ON THE SUB
>>11659640
>>11659541No I have yet to see it
>>11659605>closeI meant place it.
>>11659622>>11659601>Krabb and PQ are mods there>They will know whose dick is being posted
>>11659636Wait, what? There's a guy who keeps jerking off on cam in these threads?
>>11659541I haven't seen it, have no intention of see it, and have no respect for those who liked it.
Talking about the sub, why the hell dosn't unspoiler work anymore?
>>11659640I am sure you are correct on the former. The latter, going to Bronycon, well, I would go there just to see what the hell is going on and get an autograph from the VA or a quick art from any of the artist.
>>11659581OK
>>11659663he kept spammng pony toys being cummed on for months, so technically yes, we had a guy who jerked off someone near the camera onto pony toys in these threads (keyword is had, janitor stomped his shit flat eventually)
"i want to fuck a unicorn," anon said hornily
>>11658967Because I'm afraid he'd rub his return in our collective faces.
>>11659721http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MKYmCOl-DM
>>11657975wow this thread is still here? Its been almost over 3 hours
>>11659689I'm not sure. If you have something that lets you use custom CSS like stylish or something you can use .spoiler { Background: none !important }to fix it
>>11659772That stallion looks pretty uncomfortable.
>>11659689I had to clear my cache but it is now working for me.
>>11659758I'm suspecting that this whole leaving forever thing was just another attention ploy.
>>11659332So wait, you're over-inundated with shit from a mediocre game, and that makes you want to own the game?
>>11659772>shading with black
>>11659772
>>11659772But it's already posted in the thread.
>>11659864I'm keeping all the possibilities open with regards to the current situation. I have no idea, and only time will tell.
Does anyone know what happened to Scrubbling Bubbles videos of reading Fallout Equestria?
>>11659840Yeah, that worked. Thanks.Now I can finally read EA's thread without too much hassle.
>>11659906Oh. Don't mind me.>>>11657975
>>11659891>The latest episode was just more talkingI'm starting to see why I stopped watching Anime
>>11659884>mediocre game
>>11660003...sorta shitty game?
>>11660003It's pure garbage.
>>11660003He's right though.
Look, it's a pony.
>>11657975Got some stuff on my sketchbook that I should scan before I completely forget about them
>>11660026We need more ponies with afros.
>>11660026A pony~
>>11660040We just need more twilight with an afro
>>11660031>forgot linkhttp://i.imgur.com/PWk5csK.png#beef
>>11660031Well, get to it.
>>11660012>>11660016>>11660021Your opinions are all wrong.
>>11660040Look at this cutie.She'll never stop being cute. None of the little ponies will.
>>11658903u-unf
>>11660054You can't limit the beauty of an afro to just one pony.
>>11660055
>>11660083Really?
>>11660003It's basically the worst thing people have wasted time on since Cheetahmen.
>>11660083>1 hour late
>>11657975who am i
>>11660091You're right.We need Sapphire Shores to have one, as well.
>>11660112Never too late to unf
Thinking about the spa ponies both giving me a slow massage with some not-so-subtle groping and rubbing below the waist gives me a throbbing hard-on. They'd tell me to flip over when they finish my back, the sensual touches of their warm hooves making me stand firmly at attention, tenting obscenely in the towel around my waist. They exchange a few naughty looks and some giggles, then pull your towel off suddenly, watching you go beet-red. A bead of pre from their teasing has collected at your tip, and Aloe leans in and gives you a sloooooow lick from base to tip, swirling her tongue round your sensitive head, a sharp gasp slips by your lips as her velvety soft tongue glides along your sweet spot dipping down into your urethra as her tongue comes round again.
Which pony is best at skipping stones?
>>11660125Never to late to ctrl+f yourselfGet well soon.
>>11660136You like twins, huh?
>>11660119That guy who was drawing 3 dimensional objects for like a month straight on printer paper
>>11660144BAM
>>11660125I'm going to reply to this post 1 week from now
>>11659977AoT is such bullshit, but I can't stop watching it.Episode 12 was just "holy shit eren you fucked it up"
>>11660144>implying I'm jailbaitWhat's wrong with him though?
>>11660175spoilers everyone is a titanincluding the potatoes
>>11660143Pinkie.
>>11660182He caught the "depression."
>>11660151wh-what? i don't know anyone who fits that description
>>11660205But he's pretty good at art.
>>11660175It's always 1 step forewords and 8 miles back with those poor saps
>>11660205Oh... he always seemed like he was happy and not one of the depressed guys
>>11660205He caught America mid 1920's?Is he a time traveler?!
>>11660210That's not a "but", that's "because"
>>11660191Show me.
>>11660148Who doesn't? Especially trained masseuse twins who happen to both be very pretty. Their happy ending massages take up to two hours for the full session including full body massage and sauna, but it's worth every penny. From time to time, you can faintly hear a low groan from another satisfied customer coming from inside the building. That's the sound of money, and a very relaxed and happy stallion.
>>11660232Do you know which twins I'm referring to?
>>11660223that's not something that happens to everyone is it!?
Remember when I said that I was going to watch EqG a few hours ago? Well, that was a false alarm.Now I'm going to actually watch it.Wish me luck.
>>11660245Spa ponies. It's definately not the pegasi twins.
>>11660231Show you what?
>>11660205How do you know that?
>>11660267
>>11660262Good luck.
>>11660221>depression>mid-20sAmerican education, ladies and gentlement.
>>11660268How good Pinkie is at skipping stones.
>>11660267Pegasi twins are best twins anyways.
>>11660251Yes, every artist and contributor is going to catch the depressions at some point.Or they are not a real contributor.Or they are just alcoholics, in that case they are using a depressant.
>>11660280Hey, Texas has a great educational system...God invented it!
>>11660276>So, you're actually a pony?>Y'ever gone into heat?
>>11660292its a good thing im an alcholicIm even learning how to draw drunk
>>11660212I know...It's honestly just like "Oh man I think I'm enjoying this character becau-BAM IT'S NOW DEAD"Also those titans have some ugly ass faces
>>11660232>2 hoursGod damn, how much does that run you? And a full massage and spa treatment before they even get to the good stuff? What a bunch of teases.
>>11660291I want to love them both equally but I like Flitter____over her sister.
>>11660276i'll never get over the fact that they're look like they have mumps
>>11660287Oh she's really good. She can even skip herself across the water.
EQUESTRIA GIRLS JUST GOT RIPPEDHIGH QUALITY, NO ERRORShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJpsaNI8Q7U
>>11660276I still laugh at the Twaifufags who gave up on her because of this. It's barely a speed-bump.
>>11660280Calm down [country], he's only a few years off.
>>11660321mah negro
>>11660326I'd like to see that.
>>11660321Those pegasi twins are the best blowjob duo in Equestria
>>11660273>http://loljailbait.tumblr.com/post/53864396700/depressions-a-bitchI hope he's ok...
>>11660321do you think CC ever gets jealous of her sister getting all the attention from the opposite sex?
>>11660216a lot of depressed people act like they're fine
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=SJpsaNI8Q7U#t=249syum
>>11660292I rarely get depressed, but when I do it's a "I don't wanna do anything, I don't even wanna be alive" kind of depression, but since I look so happy 98% of the time no one ever believes me when I tell them I feel like the worst piece of garbage out there. It's a really bad feel, and it makes me feel even more scared of being depressed.
>>11660331>Twilight is the sort of person who would be a Twihard>everything's fineAlthough I didn't give up on her because of this
>>11660339It's like saying September 11, 2001 happened in the 90s. Over the course of a week in march.
>>11660329>yu-lolnope.
>>11660349Anon, please stop being a creepy weirdo.
>>11660267>>11660232Aloe and Lotus are hot as hell, they've got nice thick robust Nordic builds. Nice plump butts on the both of them,
>>11660368I know, I do too. But normally it's pretty easy to spot the ones who are faking it when you know what to look for.
>>11660353I hope he doesn't become another Kraut.
>>11660349What if spa twins and pegasi twins at the same time?
>>11660379you soundlike you're talking from experiencesorry you met a retard
>>11660384Just saying, everyone knows it's true
>>11660362Cloudchaser is a ravishing beauty herself. I doubt she has any trouble keeping stallions' attention. Because of her wild mane and attitude she also tends to attract members of the same sex as well.
>>11660349but they're not Snips and Snails
>>11660379get some sleep Anon
>>11660387its pretty easy to sopt those who only act depressed, that's for damn surejust look at any "emo"
>>11660399well I'm on mlpg, so it's bound to happen
>>11660397And the zebra twins sneak in while you're distracted.
>>11660317The kawaii face-d ones kill all drama instantly
>>11660379You mean it didn't?!Aw dangit.
>>11660397holy fuck, I'd dehydrate and die from cumming so muchWhere would they even go? You could have one sucking your sack and the other sucking/licking your cock, but where do the other two go?
>>11660420Yeah if they just started acting happier, they'd get over it.It's a bunch of bulllshit is what it is. Just get over it.
>>11660397I CAN'T CONTAIN MY BONER
>>11660429Rimming and kissing
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bl71GGmuEG
>>11660424anon pls...
>>11660425>ocs sneaking in on canon characters
>>11660441people who say they're depresses arent really depressed. They just want attention, which is sad by itself, but it's not depression
>>11660441Seriously Depressed people.Just start being fucking happy you fucks.
>>11660444YOU FORGOT P🌀NK
>>11660444>for tunalost it
>>11660444>Pat Beaucannon.Oh god.
>>11660472>you can't admit your problems because if you can admit those problems then you don't have them.wow you're an idiot.
>>11660470>complaining about OCs when you're self inserting
>>11660420>>11660441>>11660473>>11660472I seriously hope you faggots are being sarcastic,
>>11660444BJORK?
>>11660371think of it this way: it confirms that ponies (and definitely twilight in particular) find human men attractive and don't actually care about interspecies
>>11660441Pretty sure comments like that are why a lot of them don't even try to get help
>>11660497just saying most "depressed: people are fakes
>>11660443What about facesitting and nipple licking?
>>11660326>>11660343I had JUST started on a quickie doodle of such, too
>>11660444HOW CAN I MAKE THIS LOOP FOREVER?
Why aren't you letting your Celestia in the fridge?
I went through depression myself, to the point of attempted suicide, yes I'm a drawfag But you can tell when someones really depressed and when someones doing it for attention.
>>11660521When they're humans themselves. There's a biological part to all this. Not that I think that ponies would be horribly opposed to interspecies considering that lots of intelligent species live around them and they had no christianity phase by the looks of things.
>>11660444Did you sneak in a DENTAL PLAN?
>>11660406CC is the kind of girl you'd have a one-night stand withbut Flitter is the kind of girl you'd want a relationship withwhat if CC wants a relationship too?
>>11660546Man, that's too cute. Gonna complete it?
>>11660521It's kinda creepy how quickly she became attracted to him. It's not like she was attracted to his personality or anything.
>>11660548>Putting your Celestia in the fridge.
is the sun on the show real?
>>11660548>"Celestia, what are you doing in there?">"...Chillin'."
>>11660526Oh they come up with a lot of bullshit about how they "just can't stop being depressed" because they have some kind of "disease" and it's not their fault. Bullshit. They're making excuses and being lazy.It's like when obese people say "Hurr I've got a metabolic disorder. It's not my fault. I keep shoving donuts into my mouth every waking hour but that's got nothing to do with it."
>>11660569I can try. Though I'm nothing special. It'll take a while, if nothing else
>>11660550Well is JB doing it for attention or is he/she really depressed?
>>11660550Who did it for attention?
>>11660583No.
>>11660546This is GREAT.
>>11660583no it's just an animated drawing
>you will never make OCs that get 4 pieces of fanart within hours of being createdMy kingdom for the ability to draw like weaver.
>>11660444>BJÖRKoh fuck
Someone explain Tex's art mentality to me. He tries really hard and studies drawing semi-realistic humans. Yet he fully admits to never have any aspirations of being a serious artist, and he's just a MLP fan artist (which is a show that does not have humans).Dude is weird.
>>11660531no, they aren't.And here's the thing, telling people who say they're depressed they aren't depressed isn't a fucking solution.people however who do say they're depressed are more likely to talk, and talking generally can help people feel better even if nothing is done, just the act of getting grievances out there in the open is therapeutic. and so these "depressed" people can overcome their depression.by saying stupid fucking shit like "people who say they're depresses arent really depressed. They just want attention, which is sad by itself, but it's not depression" just encourages the people who need the most help to stay silent and stay brooding in their depression.You obviously don't understand depression. fucking moronic cunt. being open and helping some one talk about their problems does a thousand times more good than just saying ``you`re not depressed faggot, because you`re seeking help` Go fuck yourself i hope nobody ever comes to you for help because you`re obviously living cancer.
>>11660548Why does Celestia have crystals in her fridge?Because they are Ice crystals!
>>11660584Dammit Celestia.Even an immortal makes terrible jokes.
>>11660613Needs to be 5000 wide
>>11660616make that FIVE pieces of fanart
>>11660595Artists. They want attention. They've become addicted to the work/rewards system of tumblr and other such places where they get likes and followers for spending many hours drawing meaningless, soulless, mediocre pony fanart. And when they don't get enough attention boo hoo here comes the fireworks.
>>11660623is this pastait smells like pasta
>>11660632And so does Celestia.
>>11660622That makes him just like methe only difference is that i haven't his skill level yet
>>11660520unf
>>11660623Thank you, anon.You took the words right out of my mouth.
>>11660616>My kingdom for the ability to draw like weaver.That's one thing. The other is that he built up an audience over years.
>>11660616Try being a constant presence and drawing thousands of drawings of ponies as well as having a long history on 4chan in generalThen you'll get your fan art in no time
>>11660644No i just typed it up. you can tell because i actually quote his post word for word. dumb shit.
>>11660623tl:dr nice pastai know more about depression than you do, fucking faggot
>>11660650>Mpotuttowhat
>>11660583Of course it is anon how could you question such a thingPay no attention to the pone behind the curtain
>>11660656I know, I was there for boxdog and CCC
>>11660622>what is fun?
>>11660675and of course EFG
>>11660646
>>11660585You have obviously never met someone with actual depression. I agree that a lot of people seem to use it as an excuse though.
>>11660622Ponies aren't going to last forever, anon.They're already in steep decline.At least Tex will come out of this fandom with skills in an interesting hobby that can entertain many. How are you spending your time in the fandom?
>>11660594I won't name anyone, but the ones who do it for attention won't stop going on about it. One tumblr update usually means they aren't totally depressed, but depressed enough to want someone to reach them so they can tell their problems too.Suicidally depressed like I was means you won't talk to anyone, you become more and more paranoid thinking that the next thing that happens is going to fuck you over even more to the point of killing yourself.
>>11660673MedullaDo you even Bjork?
>>11660674Or the unicorns, for that matter.
I washed my dog with spot remover and now he can't be found!
>>11660701i know she has albums called Debut and Vespertineand she had a song called Human Behavior and she did a thing at the Oscars once where she wore a swanAnd she's IcelandicThat's the extent of my Bjork knowledge
>>11660675boksdug is still probably my favorite thing he's done/doing
>>11660638What about those who never really got any kind of attention for their stuff in the first place?
>>11660715Fuck you, I laughed.What do you call a rogue psychic midget?A small medium at large
>>11660584>she lifts one wing, revealing a carton of eggs>"With my peeps."
>>11660671its not pasta and you're and idiot.Though i do have to say, I can't really support people who go to drugs to solve their depression, chemical imbalances aside. i just don't see how having to take medication would make anyone feel better, and it only reinforces their feelings of inadequacy... but some people really need it.
>>11660684Those fucking eyebrows, man.
>>11660736>and idiotGod damn it, i hate typing when pissed it makes me look like and idiot.
>>11660616These two aren't really interesting in any way though, I don't get why's everyone all over them. They're basically the zebra whore versions of the flim flam brothers, with Smalldick McGG as the honest worker Applejack.
>>11660689>Ponies aren't going to last forever, anon.>How are you spending your time in the fandom?Poorly drawing ponies and not being able to draw much else.
An erotic comic drawn by GG and developed by Darf.What happens?
