Previous>>11640151If your favorite pony had a favorite show, what would it be?
>musky >gravid >pendulous >turgid >bloated
first person to talk about EqG has to kill themselves and leave MLPG foreverready set go
>>11643280Scootaloo and the search for Parents
>>11643308Looks like you're it.
>>11643316Does your dad work for hasbro?
>>11643316>Season 4 will feature ponies
>>11643291>>11643296>>11643300>>11643301>>11643304>>11643307Well we're already off to a good start in this thread
i still dont have a favoritecan you guys help me finding my fav
>>11643329His dad is Hasbro.
Is it wrong that i'm liking Equestria Girls more than ponies?
>>11643280Rainbow would like to watch all the racing shows/events and brag about how much faster she is.
>>11643346yes because you're lying to us
>>11643336We can help you pickBut first you must suck our dick
>>11643304why is pinkie pie blushing so hard?her face seems a little strange too
>>11643348unf rainbow hips unf unf
>>11643355what about >tfw new drawfags cropping up?
>>11643336>not favoriting white horse
>>11643348cosmo is rumble time
>>11643346maybe but the thing is that nobody gives a shit, as long as you dont act like a faggot in public?
>>11643280My little pony: Friendship is Magic
>>11643379I wonder if Rumble got his name because his cock vibrates when he's excited.
>>11643356No, seriously.For moments i thought the equestria girls were as cute if not more than ponies
>>11643346Yes because this is lies and I don't like being lied to
>>11643368Unf Unf.>>11643379I've got like 3-4 pics wip right now, but I've got one that's finished I could post now.
>>11643389Don't you think pony would find it weird that their life is a TV show?
>>11643397IS THAT HER PUSSY?
>>11643397You are a terrible person.EqG was ok, but nowhere near that good.
>>11643355But I just drew this
>>11643397I'm watching it right now and I feel physically ill.
>>11643301Someone should post this on MLPChan
>>11643408I think she'd be ok with it.She'd like the idea of her life being used to teach te magic of friendship.
>>11643417So much SnK pones!
>The city of Boston
>>11643434Maybe you just need to take a shit.
This is now a party thread.
new threadIP: 22.214.171.124Password:bonbon
>>11643413I didn't say goodI said cute
>>11643378>rararameh i dont think so
>>11643417dem rainbow hips dfajfaajfalj
>>11643447>tfw don't care about sports
hi, so my tied up horse keeps drooling and tugging at her restraints, is there a way I can fix this? I put a towel in her mouth earlier, but that just made her start moaning and that was worse.is this a negative reenforcement thing? or does she need something? plz help
>>11643223>Someone on /co/ had a good Lex Luthor idea.Ummm What?
>>11643458>I don't think soThere's no saving this one it seems.
Daily reminder that the prettiest girl in school is also the loneliest.
>>11643447was he OK?
>>11643447I can't believe that happened in seventeen seconds.
>>11643484why is she masturbating in the hall
>>11643447This feels so fucking good as a Canucks fan.
>>11643507She gets off looking at snack crackers.
>>11643441Would she really enjoy watching it though? She's lived through it, why watch it?
>>11643484Only seat left in the cafeteria is next to Trixie.
Oh god, Cherilee's japanese voice is really cute
ugh I have so much fucking gas in my colon
>>11643447>the city of bawston
>>11643484what the hell kind of vending machine carries fruit?
>>11643529Twist was adorable.
>>11643536The best kind.
>>11643543I literally just heard her voice
>>11643457Same appliesDiamon Tiara and Silver Spoon were the only ones that were anything near cute.
>>11643536Mutant horse people schools, check your privilege neurotypical.
>>11643453surprise you are a wonderboltgo wonderbolt something
>>11643529Is that baby okay?
>>11643560Diamond Tiara was OK, but the rest of the new voices were meh
>>11643568>tfw they were probably the ones that left the comments on the CMC's video
>>11643536There's a Simpsons reference here somewhere. But I can't think of one.
>tfw you're not a rucky pony
>>11643578Did the CMC voices sound more grownup?
Why does sentenal spam his shitty server every night?
>>11643607Anyone who makes that face should be treated like that.
>>11643614>Japanese voices>Sound more grown up
Hello sa anon
>>11643615Why do Anons spam their shitty sentenal hate every night?
>>11643447It looks like Boston is in bruins!
>tfw when you wake up from a sexy pony dream with a rock hard cock and have a nice slow, sensual edging session until you feel your cum starting to flow from the base of your cock, arching your back and groaning as your climax crashes over you in pulsating waves>then you have to wake up and clean off all the cum you just shot all over yourself
>>11643607but that's not treating him nicely
>>11643607So they should be treated to a free typewriter?Maybe i should start writing, then.
>>11643614They sound more cuteExcept for Twist's, it's awful.
>>11643637Yeah, they really blew up in the end.
>>11643639I once shot cum almost to my neck.
>>11643649>they sound more cute epic fail
>>11643637Carlos is watching you.
>>11643649>not liking japanese TwistI THOUGHT YOU HAD GOOD TASTE
>>11643634Oh boy, now come the white knights sucking sentenal cock. Next you're going to tell me he's useful like the drone you are.
>>11643637I'm just glad we don't have to see #bostonstrong everywhere now
>>11643704http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ade-VyDI2cwBest one there is.
>>11643674I'm talking about moonhorse episode, buddy.>>11643681I don't like Twist.
Japanese Equestria Girls
>>11643615It's not sentenal, it's the circlejerking faggots that are desperate for attentioncheck the server status, and you'll see the first people who joined are the spam anons
>>11643725Neither do I, but her japanese voice is 2cute4me
>>11643660Did you pay an arm and a leg for that joke?
>>11643725That is a very tiny pone
>>11643725Ah right, moonhorse
>>11643725GOD DAMN IT MY CAT DOES THAT ALL THE TIME
>>11643722Wow. This is watchable. Thanks, Anon.>>11643723Y-you too.
HuhI just realized Twilight's horn got bigger than usual unicorns horns.
I actually think that Meghan did a better job with Equestria Girls than what she did with A Canterlot Wedding and The Crystal Empire.Those two were bigger clusterfucks with atrocious pacing.
>>11643750Nah, it was a no-pressure situation.
>>11643749>it's not a hockey stickwhaaaaaaaaat
>>11643775It's only bigger when she thinks about you.
What if the villains of S4 are twin zebras?
>>11643672I do that daily, it's a huge pain because if you miss it will end up in the carpet, it gets all crusty and dried and when you try to clean it up, it just spreads around even more. I've got that really thick elmer's glue consistency cum, if you're more watery it's easier to clean up. Do your kegels and you can blast over your head with ease, eventually your cum will spurt out so violently that you can knock over a pony fig with your cum.The more you cum, the better the orgasm is, edging has diminishing returns past an hour or so, I've gone 1.5 hours and that was the most cum I've ever seen in my life. I want to fill a pony's petite little mouth with my voluminous emissions.
THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE...
>>11643775She's taller than the other ponies too.
...needs some peanut butter crackers.
>>11643808>PREPARE FOR TROUBLE>THE PENETRATION IS DOUBLED
>>11643814I loved her scene
>>11643775All of her got bigger since the finale
>>11643811Do you hot glue?
>>11643723>>11643722I cant even bring myself to watch it
>>11643775She's a big pony.Her friends will be soon.
>>11643827>they still use bitsOh boy.
>>11643811what are kegels?
>>11643811>you can knock over a pony fig with your cum.RCH, please.Stop bragging.
>>11643849do it, it's actually kinda okay
>>11643849We both know you're going to watch it, Anon.
>>11643870what is google?
>>11643516my little pony is a dramatizationtheir actual lives are much less interesting
>>11643856>She's a big pony>My Little Pony
>>11643866>Why does our currency have an alicorn on it?>Eh, whatever...
>>11643870Groin muscle exercises.
>>11643870The muscles in your taint.Squeeze them and hold for 30 seconds, then release. Repeat all day.
If there was a pill that could simulate being a pony, would you take it?
HATS:IP: 126.96.36.199Password:bonbon10/24 tex and MSOB are there
It's FINALLY fucking done.I must be the worst writefag ever. I say I'm gonna make a Fluttershy/SA clopfic for someone who requested it and I blueball them for over 24 hours before I finally finish it.Sincerest apologies original requester, but here's hoping you finally get to read the whole thing.Without further ado...http://pastebin.com/zaQiMpDM
I hope Equestria Girls gets its own seriesIt really has potential
>>11643914Do I get to be with other ponies?
>>11643905Well they don't belong to anyone eitherIS it really a problem if 2/3s of the title is a lie?
>>11643866>trade between the human world and the pone world begins
>>11643927No it doesn't.
>>11643924>I must be the worst writefag ever.HA.
>>11643884Thing is I just mightn't unless someone stream the dvd when it comes out. No good will come of me just sitting here and watching by myself I know that for sure.
>>11643946What are you talking about? Pony belongs to me.
>>11643932No. You just are the pony
>>11643949Yes it doesJust calm down your hateboner and accept it
>>11643948>What do you mean the ponies don't accept semen as an alternative currency?!
>>11643915fuck you I'm posting this on the piss
>>11643927yeah, a live action series
>>11643950Is this a confirmation?
Where can I watch or download Horse Land Girls?
>>11643972>Implying they are not piss incarnate.
>>11643639Right after waking up is the best time to masturbate because your imagination is more vivid when you come out of REM sleep. If you close your eyes and concentrate on your fantasy, you can get totally immersed and have some body-shaking orgasms, I had a great one while imagining Lyra sucking and licking my cockhead while Bonbon was slurping all over my sack, I would've filled that minty unicorn's mouth so full of warm seed that she couldn't swallow it all.
>>11643969>an entire show revolving around high school>in world where twily has a love interestAnon pls.
>>11644000disagree, you're still groggy and unfocused, you don't enjoy orgasm as muchThe best is after swimming in cold water for awhile.
>>11643979Why is there no live action FiM porn yet?
>>11644025Twilight's crush on him seems forced as fuck.Why even bother with it if he isn't going to be in season 4? I don't understand.
>>11643870http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kegel_exerciseGreat way to improve orgasm intensity and size/hardness of erections. After doing them for a few months I get some throbbing erections that are all full of bulging veins like a bodybuilder's arms, they're solid as steel.
>>11644057because he will be and Meghan is a master of lies
>>11644043because then they wouldn't be marshmallow or pastel colored
>>11643950TBQH if anyone actually reads the thing and doesn't come back just to call me a faget I'll call it a win.I don't even like clop... but for some reason it's really fun to write.
>>11644057Because she's not really focused on him, it's just to show that she's interested in boys now.
Oh lordScoots/Sweetie's voices in moonspeak are so adorable
>>11644057because he is going to be in S4, but Meghan is just lying as usual
>>11644043there was actually an offbeatr thing that's going to do that.
>>11643950aww poor cadance
>>11644066I tried to do that onceMy sex drive went up way too much and I came for way too long.I literally masturbated for six hours nonstop. Never again.
>>11644043>SpongeKnob SquareNutsWe have enough horrible porn to last a lifetime.
>>11644098>liking scootaloo and sweetie's japanese voices over TwistLOVE IS OVER
>>11644057>seems forced as fuckBecause it IS forced as fuck. If you're going to introduce a male character, you need to ease him in, no pun intended. As it currently stands, he's plopped right into our fucking laps just like shiny and cant dance.
>>11644066>WORKING OUT YOUR GROIN>GET BEEFY HARD-ONS>SO THAT ONLY YOU CAN SEE ITMY SIDES
Well according to Diaries of a Madman, Rarity fapped to Boku no Pico.Yes. Really.
>>11644041>swimming in cold waterDoesn't that shrink your dick, cold makes mine shrivel up. I've heard of some people dipping their balls in ice water right before they cum to make it more intense, though.
>>11644066Hm, ugh. A searching shows all the instructions for women. How do you do it?
>>11644129Anon please </3 ;_;
>>11644128>Put cute grills in wigs>Have them do lesbo things>Have Apple wigged girl fuck a muscular guy who says ayup a lotWhat could possibly go wrong?
>>11644132at least is shitlight sparkle and not rarity
>>11644161Squeeze your taint muscles and hold it as long as you can.
>>11644165I find this image far too arousing.
>>11644136someday I'm gonna have a pony gf who loves my obscenely firm erections all full of bulging veins, just you wait
>>11644161you know those muscles for when you hold your pee?
Adults aren't attracted to kids.
BABIES AREN'T DISHWASHER SAFE!!
>>11644161http://www.mayoclinic.com/health/kegel-exercises-for-men/MY01402Practice stopping your piss in mid-stream. That's the muscle you want to flex.
>>11644145it makes your dick shrink up while flaccid and makes your balls pull up a bit. Yes.It's not like it affects your erection size. The reaction with your balls is the best. It takes them awhile to warm themselves up. It's like they edge themselves, and you don't have to put any work or concentration into it. All you do is enjoy jerking off for a long time and finish with an amazing orgasm.
>>11644204Objection, your honor.
>>11644172It really doesn't matter who it is, as long as they do it right and don't revolve entire episodes around the guy unless he's the butt of a joke. It's highly unlikely Rarara will ever find her prince in the show because seeing her flail around males is humorous.
>>11644112Too little, too late.Too bad, so sad.
>dick talk>they're not gonna use it for sexMLPG is dead
>>11644224How long do you have to sit in cold water? Could I sit in a cold bath for 15 minutes?
>>11644249self-pleasure is healthy and fun
>>11644249I used my dick for sex two days ago.Into vagina and everything
>>11644281Is it a Wonderbolt?
>>11644278Marker pony, that's lewd!
>>11644281>brony: the comic
>>11644278No way? How does it taste?
>>11644253That should be enough, technically. It's better to go swimming. Because you get a lot of exercise, and lounging in bed afterwords while your whole body warms up is part of the attraction. Having you got any rivers or lakes or streams around?
>>11643842No, but I've been thinking about it. I don't want anyone seeing me buy a pony toy so I'll probably go through self checkout. And I'll have to figure out the proper angel to use because I don't want anyone seeing my skeletal ghost-white body
>>11644293It's funny because it's made for bronies like you
>>11644282Why does Panko have so many different names? >>11644298I don't have the flexibility to taste my own dick, anon.
>>11644234Leave that pone be. He is just flapping.>>11644281Dude you cropped out some of her butt.
>>11644170The great thing is this that cosplayers are sluts and this goes on all the time, just that no one's there to film it.
>>11644315epin may may bro
>>11644317hops...pls.why no spit roasting
>>11644245what am I reading?
>>11644300Yeah, but they're all polluted, I'm gonna try the dipping you balls in ice water thing, it's the same principle so I think it should work. My frenulum got all sore from edging too much, so I'm looking for new ways to give myself intense orgasms
>>11644327But most cosplayers are nasty and fat and nasty
would you play this game with pinkie?
>>11644367At this point I'd fuck any girl who can give a halfway decent blowjob and has a nice wet vag
>>11644378i lose>>11644357cuz im more of a fan of 2 dicks in the same holewhich i plan to do next after i get some work done
>>11644378I guess. how does the game even work?
>>1164431710/10I bet they're fucking his face at the same time.
>>11644388Then hire a whore.Or stop being pathetic and accept that you don't have sex.At least you have pone
>>116444352 dicks in the asshole or mouth?
>>11644443Can I have sex with pone?
http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/641/animal/mare-blowjob.htmlI'm glad I found this video on MLPG, whoever posted this, you're a bro of the highest caliber. Hottest video ever, and it never gets old, I've fapped at least 60 times to this.
>>11644435>which i plan to do nextYesssssssssss this is my fetish
>>11644435>two dicks same holehey, I'm not picky, bring it on bro
>>11644443I can't think of a good excuse to tell my parents and I need to get so drunk I can barely stand before I can talk to a girl, the idea of hiring a hooker makes me to nervous
Hey guysWanna ride on the doucheomobile?
>>11644469thank you for telling usnow please talk about my little pony friendship is magic
>>11644457in the butt obviously
>>11644440Pinkie hooks your balls up to electrodes, and you do kegels to determine your gay power.
>>11644489Is that a Camaro?
>>11644435That marker pony picture was pretty great.
>>11644460Can you have sex with a computer animation program?>>11644487 Just jump inThe worst you can do is treat her to an Italian feast.
>>11644460I plan to do this since I can't interact with women. Beastforum says mare pussy is so much better than human pussy that you can't even compare the two. There are married guys there who barely ever have sex with their wives because their mares give them the best orgasms of their lives.
>>11644489Only plebs drive that "douche"mobile.
>>11644499 w-will there be a messy and a clean version?
>>11644510That sounds unpleasant. Can we play a different game instead?
>>11644499Can they be tied together?http://i.imgur.com/5Hp5kPM.png
>>11644487Dang dude. They don't bite.
>>11644516It's a transformer
>>11644549Estim isn't unpleasant at all.
>>11644554Well, unless you pay them to
>>11644554Yes they do.
>>11644554I'd need to rent a motel and stay there overnight since I'd be too drunk to go anywhere until the next day, I'm looking on backpage for escorts who come to you. Also looking at massage parlors because it's easier to go an get a massage and then a handjob than set up an appointment with an escort.
>>11643924actually not that badyou made an insane pair work
>>11644575Are e-stim orgasms really good? I'm planning on building one of those $20 boxes.
>>11644551>dicks tied with bowsI DON'T NEED THIS KIND OF FETISHSTOP PLS
My little pony.
>>11644637FUCK YOU ITS MINE
>you will never drink a smoothie made from oats, berries, and stallion jizz
>>11644204Where do you think you are?
HOLY SHIT, WE'RE GETTING MORE NURSE PONIESNURSE SWEETHEART WHEN?
>>11644653Anon, you already have a pony. This one is mine.
>>11644626Get a car battery and some jumper cables and you'll have the best night of your life.
>>11644653YOU CAN HAVE THIS ONEI GET THE OTHER ONE THOUGH
>>11644448Horses can't vomit.
>>11644686>tfw twilight used to be a good character
>>11644629cock rings are nice, I like putting one right under my head so it gets all swollen, fat, and sensitive
>>11644698the dyewtsthe dyewtsthe dyewts is on fire
>>11644580Does Coke Pony produce her own cola, or do you have to refill her?
>>11644709What's changed that's made her fall from your favor Anon?
>>11644698horses can't talk
>>11644707I've read that there are a lot of different sensations they can produce, they use custom audio files, right? Is there one that feels like a blowjob or one that's good for edging? How hard is it to cum from e-stim alone?
>>11644698They can if they get...overLOADed
>>11644698They're not actually horses though, Anon.They're creatures from another world who look like small anthropomorphic horses.
>>11641343You guys see this scene?I-I'm tempted to write a short fanfic on it.
>>11644722I am SO glad that is cropped.
>>11644703>>11644739>>11644712I will never understand the appeal of this
>>11644722>moon over june freckles
>>11644703I just want to cuddle with herthe most I would do is feel her up maybeunless she want to take it further
>>11644766It's a really fat, anthro, ugly, buck toothed girl with bushy eyebrows. How are you not sexually excited by that prospect?
>>11644746It's fairly difficult to actually cum. But once you hit that right placement of electrodes and frequency, oh man... You need to have the right mindset though. But really they're great for long edging sessions though since they're hands-free. No need to do anything, just enjoy the sensations.
>>11644817Post her friend. I like her better. Awkward, lanky girls are the best.
>>11644775So is it FlashArmor or ShinningSentry? I'm particular to ShinningSentry as it's got the alliteration thing going on.
>>11644874Those sound like superhero names
>>11644817>fatUNF>anthro>UNF>uglyBut your opinion is wrong>buck toothedUNF>bushy eyebrowsI don't mind.You forgot to mention her tits, her ass, and her willingness to please.
>>11644851But she's ugly too, and stupid.
Femsnips seems like the kind of girl who's always DTF and doesn't care about making a relationship out of it.
Goat train drew some awesome fanart for Celestia Quest.
>>11644616That actually made me feel pretty good. Thanks.And yeah it was a real gear turner to make it work... but the dude requested it and I agreed.This anon prides himself on delivering, even if it takes forever and a day.
Your apple quota is low, MLPG, don't make me come over there.
>>11644760>anthro Rainbow Dash will never wiggle her grotesquely large neon blue head in your face
>>11644907That black one wants to slip the other one the D
>>11644899>my opinion is wrong.What opinion? I was describing her characteristics.
>>11644849Did you build the one from Smartstim? I'm still fairly confused about that one is there specific model of dock that works best? Also, what electrodes do you use, and what placement?
>>11644903She's got that plain jane appeal. And she's a young girl, they're all stupid.
>>11644896So does Shining Armor and Flash Sentry
I finished a thing. You guys can have it!
>>11644909Who needs apples when we have zebra nuts?
>>11644936There's a difference between plain jane and ugly.
>>11644953That only works because she's a unicorn.If you put pants on an earth pony they'd probably have to go to the bathroom then end up shitting in them as they struggled to get them off.
>>11644909How about THESE apples?>>11644953oh geez that's adorableshould there be a stripe on her mane to the left of her neck?
>>11644953Now draw pony struggling to undo button fly jeans when they have to pee.
>>11644907When are we getting another installment of that?
>>11644974See you in 2 minutes
>>11644953So...can you draw that Sweetie asking for a hug?
>>11644909Fuck you I have tons of apples.
>>11644974And they just keep getting bigger by the second.
>>11645011I like those apples.
>>11644909I DON'T EAT APPLES
>>11644849What exactly does it feel like? Is it just like a tickling feeling that gradually becomes more pleasurable until you can't stand it?
>>11645033too bad, those apples don't like you.
what are they even doing?
>>11644935The Davey Box. It doesn't really have to be that model, as long its a stereo pair of speakers with an built in amplifier. I'm not sure of the wattage requirements though I think more the better. It should use batteries or have an ac connector with a class 2 safety rating. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Appliance_classesI first used solder (non lead) and just wrapped it around but I eventually bought conductive rubber tubing, some electrode pads.They're so much better than using solder. I'd be more than happy to help you over Skype or preferably some other chat alternative
>>11644984N-no....>>11644988pffff okay>>11645004But first this. Dude's been waiting since last night.
>>11645074Well, that's hard for them to like me when they probably don't exist.
>>11645076>Handled the toy with filthy hands.Fucking barbarian...
>>11645097Thank you man. I love you
>>11645107But they do exist, Tex.
>>11645108Yeah, what kind of person would ruin a toy?
>>11645123No, they don't, and neither does the portal to Equestria.
>>11644938Shining Armor sounds like super robot or something
>>11645154Flash armor sounds like something Adobe would make
>>11645145>That>Ruined.I could have just not clipped the nails...Spent a half hour picking off glue tho.
I find Sugar fun to draw but reactions seem to be pretty polarized.
>TFW you get to meet a horse>TFW it slobbers all over your hand when you feed it an apple>TFW you ride it and it won't follow your commands>TFW as soon as you get off it it takes a shit on your shoesHorses are awful, why would they make a childrens show about them?
>>11645154So Shining Armor and Flash Sentry are mechas than can combine into Shining Flash or Armor Sentry?
>>11645107>Tells me one day to believe in them, they exist>Post thisMake up your damn mind
Hey, anybody followed the Atryl/Kazerad drama thing? Regarding the WeLoveFine contest?What's the password for the secret comic?
>>11645173>Cheap blind bag toy>Spent the time to clip the nails and glue themNigga you what
>>11645209I have a problem...
>>11645178It's better to please half of the people and yourself then it is to please all of the people and not yourself.
>>11645145Toys are not ruined if they're in a state that you still play with them afterwards.You consistently post googly-eyed abominations here. It's kind of like playing pretend with them, but instead of a story you set up scenes and share them.
>>11645051It's really indescribable. I guess it's sort of like a vibrating feeling, but from the inside. And the sensations really do range quite a bit from sound file to sound file. You won't know until you try it.
>>11645207There's a drama thing? I only liked Kazerad's shit for his lizard gal.
>>11645178It is all you seem to draw lately. And for the most part it's all really boring. I think you've done 3 pictures where she's just standing there hiding her arms behind her back.
>>11645197That is a horse, Anon. This show is about personal small horses.
>>11645033Braeburn is the prettiest horse in that picture
>>11645197THE SWEET PONY ASS
>>11645221Maybe you should go on the stack?
>>11645199I can dig it
>>11645247That's not strictly true.
>>11645250>mfw "personal small horses"
I participated in a thing, guys. Sorry I was gone all weekend. I finished though!http://foundation.thegamingcolts.com/blog/2013/06/24/crystal-games-collection/
>>11645250personal small horses are certified kawaii and are gaurenteed by the manufacturer to never do any of those aforementioned awful things
>>11645204They might be real, but they're my little ponies in the first place.
>>11645275Nah.Scared of heights...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CclzM_Be0QgFinished this animation based on anon's vocaroo from here like a forever ago. Not too special, but I guess it's something.
>>11645313Oh gawd, do little ponies like swimming?Do they like to horse around in pools?
>>11645151But you've been there.Why would you lie to me?
>>11645336that gif is cute
Holy fuck Kevin what in the hell?UNF^3
>>11645226Fuck, that sounds really interesting. I'm terrible at DIY stuff but I guess I'll give it a go, there doesn't seem to be anyone selling the assembled boxes on smartstim. I registered as Nnog there, if you've got more information for me that'd be useful.
>>11645337they like to poop in the pool
>>11645302Well probably not. Not sure which parts you think aren't strictly true either. Just saying what I'm seeing and trying to be clear about it.
>>11645336Sure to be featured on EQD and shared across every brony website known to autism.
>>11645336I laughed a whole lot
>>11645351FUCK OFF SENTENAL
>>11645349The portal to Equestria doesn't exist. Don't worry about it, anon.
I wonder how the zebra twins got banned from the spa.
>>11645354thank you anon
>>11645407Tex, are you trying to keep the ponies for yourself?
>>11644191I think it's the way her legs are positioned
You guys have the best masturbation tips, you're doing God's work. That frenulum technique is something else, I've never had an orgasm like that in my entire life, fuck.
>>11645336This is top 3 thing I have ever seen in MLPG. Enjoy your coming internet fame.
>>11645237Basically:>Contest for tee shirt design.>Atryl post his design on his tumblr and ask for vote.http://atryl.tumblr.com/post/52682646740/t-shirt-design-contest-upvote>Kazerad decide to do his own thing and ask for vote too in a "villainic" way (I find his design cool too, despite his lack of true artistic talent)http://www.prequeladventure.com/2759-2/>As he start to win, he sends a mail to atryl to make a good vs evil thing.>Atryl then publish it http://atryl.tumblr.com/post/53618622457/wlf-drama
>>11645430You've been studying Reva haven't you?
>>11645336That was great. Thanks for sharing it.
>>11645454What are the other two?
>>11644703I'll never understand how you make her cute
>>11645435N-no, of course not.
>>11645151Why is she wearing shorts?So lewd.
>>11645454He's already relatively internet famous.
>>11645517I am now imagining Tex keeping AJ and RD locked up in a basement painted to look like their homes.Every day he boops them for hours on end.
>>11645520I misread you asking why she was wearing shotas
>>11645466>I honestly might stop reading Prequel over this, because this is wrong.I fucking hate everyone
>>11645487I dunno. Just been a long long time since I've laughed that much at something.
>>11645481reva is bestia
>>11645547That would be mean. Cartoon ponies should roam free.
>>11645549>tfw no shota x mare
>>11645466>I think it's unfair that the person with the biggest fanbase wins even though usually that's meIf Atryl believed that then he wouldn't ask his tumblr followers to go vote for him. What a fucking hypocrite.
Sweetie Belle seems like the kind of girl who'd find newer, cuter ways to ask for hugs.>>11645114<3
Hooray! Dr. Crazy discovered a portal to equestria. Unfortunately, it is a one way pony, and everyone who enters turns into a magicless earth pony geldling. Do you still choose to travel to Equestria through the Portal?
>>11645573No, ponies need to be kept safe.
>>11645600>it is a one way ponyno chance at all I can convince pony to try it with both sexes?
>>11645586But it's not fair that someone has a larger fanbase then he does!I fucking guess?!I have no idea.
>>11645366>Ponies don't normally use outhouses>If they're outside they usually just shit as they walk>The only use for outhouses or indoor plumbing is when an area is designated a "no drop" zone, such as high traffic areas.
>>11645207Kaz said on /co/ that the whole thing is staged and he told Atryl to act like this or some shit I don't really care that much
>>1164533610/10 it's ok
>>11645605NO, I WILL FREE THE PONESBY BLOWING THEM UP
>>11645586>>11645570>>11645466Do you think its worthy of a thread?
>>11645600>giving up magic for poniesI DON'T KNOOOOOW
Chubby nurse soon
>>11645309Can you show me your submission?I don't really want to download that 145mb file
>>11645600Sure, Dr. Crazy seems like a pretty trustworthy guy. What's the worst that could happen.
>>11645617Nah, he said he THINK Atryl is acting and doing this on purpose, as in "playing the good guy role".I think he's just deluding himself to think that, Atryl just dun goofed over it and realized it too late.
>>11645617>it's stagedThen fuck the both of them and I hope they get banned from the fucking site although that will never happen.
>>11645617>Act like you normally would.>Because it'll be funny!>I want more readers!>No follow me here...>Thousands of bronies flood to my comic.>And I NEVER UPDATE AGAIN!>HUSSIE WILL SHIT HIS PANTS!
>>11645577>tfw no shota x colt
>>11645451http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=EgK4i-C860-I love it, it's the best edging technique I've ever tried. You can feel the cum building at your base gradually, it grows agonizingly slow and the pleasure keeps getting more intense until you feel like you're going to explode. I never make any noise at all when I cum, but with that technique I've moaned out loud involuntarily, those orgasms were otherworldly..
>>11645622Tex plsYou wouldn't risk blowing up apple horse.
>>11645622Grundy not sure that a good idea...
>>11645600If it's a one way portal how do we know Equesrtian is really on the other side?
>>11645652>>11645603>deletedAw man, what did I miss?
>>11645637I swear he is making them dirty on purpo-THY ARE NOT GOING TO MELT IF YOU PUT SOME WATER ON THEM!
>>11643362Because he gon love you hard
>>11645681We can just replace them with sea ponies!
>>11645693Oh, it's Equestria...Fallout Equestria.Bring yer guns.
I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle!
>>11643397Honestly the characters and animation were at times SO FUCKING CUTE, GOD DAMN. Like maybe even cuter than ponies, although it makes me feel dirty saying that... The movie itself though was highly lackluster.
>>11645697a butt in biker shorts
>>11645663she's so cute
>MLPG>masturbation tips general
>>11645749Can I be your best man?
>>11645645Mine actually fits on a floppy disk: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/32092615/Jousting.zipIt's because a few people used Unity3D to make their 2D pony games.
I want to get dank with the pank
>>11645750Yes, I will rewatch it on DVD if only for the cute animation. I'll just rip the best scenes and loop them forever.
>>11645766Sometimes I yank so much I shred the flesh.
>>11645777Why is Pinkie Pie so sweaty?
>>11645755>a butt in biker shortsGod damnit.
>>11645751Reported. Don't post pictures of lesbians grinding their crotches into each other.
>>11644990Wednesday evening 7pm central US time
>>11645797It was fucking glorious, best butt I've ever seen. Would cum again. And you missed it
>"a hint of love interest at the end of a movie">"a hint"Are you truly retarded and don't realize that? Or may be you have no idea what "hint" means?It wasn't a hint, autists, it was shown directly. There is no misinterpretation, Twifags are fucked up in s04.Oh, what, what si this screenshot if a tweet you are showing to me. Who is this? Oh look, it is Meghan, the one who was bullshitting us and directly lying to us since q1 of 2012. Nice try.
>>11645822Thank you kind sir.Try not to get banned again.
>>11645844What has meghan lied about exactly?
>>11645790why aren't YOU so sweaty?
>>11645844>lyingWe've yet to find an instance of lying. It's mostly just people hurt over misconstruing her roundabout answers.
>>11645669http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=kJrlZ-C466-http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=RpuOd-J428-best feeling ever, I want an anon to watch me on cam, no homo
>>11645845Why was that deleted?
>>11645844Are you frustrated for some reason?
>>11645875>inb4 people complain about the piercings
>>11645895Janitor acting up, as usual.
>>11645804Just fucking clean the fucking things!Then take the shot!It's like he was eating Cheetos or something!
>>11645895xieril deleted it
>>11645853Heh, I looked through the offending post for quite a while but never found anything. It's a mystery why I was banned.
>>11645899...And i had a good bitch ready...
>>11645875>Chest piercingsThat's new
Is it just me or did Celestia sound...different, in EQG?
>>11645894Sure, I'd watch too
>>11645936HE KNOWS TOO MUCH!SEND IN EA!
>>11645868Nothing. Here's the two main things she's accused of lying about and what actually happened.1) S3 would have a Rarity episode when it didn't. When she tweeted that Spike at Your Service involved Rarity not Applejack. However they found that Rarity acted too much like a bitch in that episode so they changed it to Applejack sometime after she tweeted that.2) Twicorn wouldn't happen. This actually came from one of the time when Tara was answering questions about the show on the HUB's Twitter. Tara said that it wouldn't happen and probably did so due to a NDA of some sort. I am unaware of Meghan herself ever making this claim.
>>11645936The audio wasn't that great, so it's hard to tell.
>>11645761>"Well, ain't you just the sweetest little charmer I ever did see? Bless your heart!"
>>11645915Those are probably shit stains
>>11645962>She does to Corwins house.>Never heard from again.
>>11645956She didn't even actually tweet that Rarity HAD an episode.
>>11645968Okay, have fun anon.
>>11645916Why would he do that? Is he going to pull a Kraut on us?
>>11645959She just sounded so different. Kind of like a different voice actor all together.
>>11645983She did,And she later apologized for lying. But fuck that.She also directly lied about Sunset Shimmer being in pony media (ie not just a toy).
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/2005922?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee#EPIC HORSE MURDER! Come blam pones. Dont give derpy a gun pls.
>>11645936I love that picture.
>>11645962>she visits the home of the twin zebra brothers
>>11645936Nicole Oliver was stupid busy with other stuff and recorded everything in a quick pick-up session. Also she found out she was recording a human principal and not a princess, so she switched up the voice to be more normal, it would seem. Seeing as she does Cheerilee as well, and Cheerilee sounded the same, if upset, I'm pretty sure the voice change was intentional. You want them deep cuts: Nicole's father in law passed away shortly before she recorded the songs for Magical Mystery Cure, so if there's something off in THAT performance you might hear it. Actors have lives, too.
>>116459561.She forgot they changed the episode to a AJ episode. Sometimes people on staff forget what goes on in certain episodes being under the gun of a production schedule2. People give Tara heat for that as well but. sometimes saying as much as I can't say anything about it is a violation of NDA
>>11645983I'm paraphrasing here but I believe the text was something like: "If you like Rarity, boy do I have an episode for you!" She did this for all the mane 6.
>>11646012the body's really small
are you...frustrated?Shh, no fears, only equestria girls now.
>>11646012Yay that'.s a cute pony
>>11645999The credits list Nicole Oliver.
>>11646012What a cute little pony
>>11646012Where's your Gilda?
>>11646012Twilights wings are so big she could wing shrug.
I've been hypnotized by mlpeg.co for the past hourHELP
>>11646025>>11646037Exactly my point. The phrasing doesn't actually say "Rarity has an episode in S3." Sure, it implies it, and she did apologize for getting hopes up.>>11646025And that Sunset Shimmer tweet, she said she didn't know anything about what /mlp/ was getting upset about.
>>11646065Working. I just got back on my anti-depressants after almost a week without them so it's been hard to draw.
Has this ever been made with Daring Doo yet?
>>11646089DRAW PONIES INSTEAD
>>11646107PONIES DOING WHAT
>>11646107but I can't draw
>>11646107tex have you even drawed the flower trio before?
flash sentry is not a character in s4he will just be a background pony that twilight sparkle will see in a few episodes and blush every time
>>11645980Her cheeks aren't pinchable enough.
>>11646112PONIES AT THE BEACH
Do you think that Fluttershy's butt naturally vibrates?
>>11646106Don't think so.One should be made though.
>>11645918>>11645941Sometime next week I'll post a stream, I'm saving up and taking the stack, I'm so horny but I'm resisting temptation until I can unload all at once and have the best orgasm of my life
>>11646106>that gifShit, that's old as hell
>>11646090No, the question was direct, with no misinterpretations. She said SS won't be part of MLP:FIM.Before that she again lied about movie and it's existence. Yes, DNA and shit but she could completely ignore the tweet. But she didn't. At the moment when she was writing the script - she directly lied she knows NOTHING about the movie.
>>11646141I shall write sever fapfics with them.And I shall throw in Chrysalis for no reason!TO SHOW HOW MUCH THEY LOVE ONE ANOTHERHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
>>11646156Make a thread in /unf/
>>11646174Equestria girls isn't MLP:FiM
Seeing as how Twilight hates her wings so much, maybe she'll get rid of them in season 4... I hope
>>11646112A pony polishing a business ponies hooves like a shoe shiner.
>>11646155>One should be made though.I know, we need someone to animate it...>>11646157Yeah, the idea popped into my head and I went 'Fuck, people probably forgot this shit exists.'
>>11646194She would still be a princess though.
>>11646174>she directly lied she knows NOTHING about the movie.Except she said nothing of what you're trying to implicate
>>11646202What about a pony polishing a zebra cock?
>>11646156This>>11646181 Can't wait
>>11646185But Equestria Girls, they're kind of magicalAnd friendship is magic
>>11646209Maybe she'll learn that being a princess isn't everything? And it would be a good moral?
>>11646194>Season 4 Episode 1>"Princess Twilight, what happened to your wings?">"I turned them off. Also just call me Twilight.">"But what about you becoming a princess?">"Yeah, that may or may not have happened; we're still banking on airing these out of order. We don't want girls to get confused seeing me with wings half the time."
>>11646194>Several grimderp tumblrs just spawned from this post.YOU FOOL!
>>11646185Thank goodness.Although I do hope they keep Twilight being awkward and new to her wings in Season 4.That was cute.
>>11646032>so if there's something off in THAT performance you might hear it. Actors have lives, too.I heard. Lots of feelings. That was exceptional, actually, for someone who doesn't sing.For some reason this reminded me about Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within and FF7. The death of Sakaguchi's mother affected a lot these two media, but in a very good way.
>>11646231Being a queen is everything!
>>11646194>Seeing as how Twilight hates her wings so much, maybe she'll get rid of them in season 4... I hopeMan you're still this perturbed over Twilight getting wings? They're here to stay,honestly and she'll likely get flying lessons from Rainbow Dash and maybe Fluttershy too.
>>11646237we'll probably get an episode where rainbow dash and fluttershy try to teach her how to fly
>>11646237>We get awkward Twilight back.>Just with wings.
>>11646259>>11646250Scootaloo better be there.
>>11646259Key word try.>Rarity muses on how easy it was for her to fly.
>>11646032>Nicole's father in law passed away shortly before she recorded the songs for Magical Mystery Cure...As much as I hated that episode, I really just feel bad for Nicole - she seems to have gotten the worst of this fandom; and now this...
>>11646185>Equestria girls isn't MLP:FiMkeep telling yourself that.It is not like movie was success amongst target audience, be it little girls or bronies.It is not like Meghan McCunty in charge of the show and EG now.It is not like Hasbro launched new massive toyline that needs to be supported. And the movie won't last long.You don't see further your own nose, anon.
>>11646156You could always make it pony related...
>>11646263How are they going to explain a princess living in a library?
>>11646259That would be cute even though she so gracefully flew at the camera for the s3 finale already
>>11646273>"Shesh, Twilight, even Scootaloo can fly."
>>11646273What if they stick her in flight camp with all the little pegasuses.
>they keep dropping hints that the other elements will become princesses
>>11646213http://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=meghan+mccarthy&commit=GoI could find it but I'm not going to other right now. When more serious convo will happen - I will. I uploaded myself that screenshot so it is there
>>11646283>Megan McCarthyThey won't. Or if they do - they'll do it in a hamfisted and awkward way that raises more questions than it answers.
>>11646283Because she likes books.
>>11646310Rarara is next.
Day 1286/24/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 7,190 (Running Total: 768,291)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 29,179 (Running Total: 3,353,017)It's been determined that pony causes cutecer. It's like cancer except you just die of cute.If smiles persist for more than 4 hours, please discontinue pony immediately and seek a terrible show immediately to make you frown.
>>11646283>Mayor Mare sticks a sign on top of the Library.>'Royal Library!'>'So bizarre!'>'So unusual!'
>>11646283Princess of books?
>>11646286More like Glide
>>11646317Twilight, Princess of Dork.
>>11646286I've just accepted that that's gonna be retconned. Little hamfisted but what evs.
>>11646324Is there a cute once you've been diagnosed?
>>11646317I like poniesCan I live inside one?
My Little Apples
>>11646328Twilight eventually becomes Hermaeus Mora
>>11646337It was falling with style
>>11646355Shhh...You are going to spoil my next tumblr update....
>>11646286Continuity was never their strong suit.
>>11646347Just frown a lot.
>>11646338She'll always be my little dork.>>11646349If you like ponies, you can live in a stable.
>>11646379You mean the one you borrowed from GG?
>>11646379Does it involve actual apples?!
>>11646396Nah.Different idea.Probably a little bit as fucked up.I just have to build a tree...
>>11646416>Actual apples....Well they do look a whole lot like apples!
>>11646430The deadliest weapon known to man.
Pony hates you and ran away
>>11646416Now that'd just be too lewd.Even for RCH.
>>11646309Then Scootaloo gets kicked out because SHE'S AN INDIVIDUAL AND YOU CAN'T CONTROL THIS PEGASISTA!
>>11646463>too lewd for RCH, the closet hot gluer
>>11646461When did pone become Entei.
>>11646382I dunno, they were never bad about anything. If they just forgot about how Twilight flew already it would be one of the bigger continuity breaks that I've seen. Not that I would mind it honestly.
>>11646430Seek help immediately
Pony hates you and is coming right for you
Pony has no strong feelings one way or the other and stays put
>>11646492When pony caught them all
>>11646286>>11646493I'm waiting for her to hit a tree at the start of S4
>>11646518Pony loves you and runs into you
>>11643927God, their torsos are so small. It's weird.
Twilight's comment in EG about disliking her wings was actually a shoutout to all the /mlp/ bronies who despised Alicorn Twilight.See Meghan is on your sidePlease don't stop buying My Little Pony merchandise
>>11646549Their lungs are in their heads
>>11646518But pony wants to move!
>>11646542Pony has brain damage, and keeps running into you.
>>11646518What was that Lex Luthor thing you mentioned?
I just realized that EG makes it canon that all the ponies are teenagers. I pictured Rarity as late 20's.
>>11646529>>11646493I'd like to see her getting lessons or training from her friends.
>>11646515>Pony hates me and is cumming all over meFTFY
>>11646566Lex Luthor was going to pants Superman in front of everybody. But really, I don't remember.
>>11646567No it doesn't
>>11646281I'm gonna pick up some figs this week, I want a few targets to cover with my cream. If anyone can edge at the same time as me on cam I'd love that, in the meantime here's some more hot frenulum vids:http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=r7fbF-C174-http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=be0mL-J833-http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=OtleS-C127-
>>11646589>All the ponies go to high school>Not teenagers
>>11646567>we're teenagers now! It's canon!
>>11646567It makes it canon that the Equestria Girls are teenagers.
excuse me, where are the peanut butter crackers?
>>11646596So I guess the CMC are freshman?>>11646605
>>11646608ON MY DICK
>>11646623Don't you make that face at me. Or I'll boop you.
>>11646608Oh, I just bought the last one, do you want them?
Where's the twillight version?
>>11646623What're you gonna do, boop me?
>>11643280>>11646592>I'm gonna pick up some figs this week, I want a few targets to cover with my cream.>tfw looking for fresh figs everywhere but can't find them>tfw reading thisI don't know who you are, Anon, but if you're thinking what I think you are, I hate you with the fire of a thousand burning kingdoms.
>>11646529I was hoping that the inevitable "twilight learns to fly" episode opens with a flashback to the end of MMC, and twilight crashing into something mere moments after proclaiming that "EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE JUST FINE"
>>11646659>Not knowing when rch is talking about cumming on toys.
>Rarity and Cheerilee are in the same class as ponies>Rarity and Sweetie Belle are both in high school but Cheerilee is already a hired librarian as humans
>>11646666Make it so Mega Satan.
>>11646666whoa there turbosatan, it's not OK to wish harm upon pony
>>11646608Right here bby
>>11646642>Eyebrows.THAT IS NO MARE!
Pony has impure thoughts
I can't do it. I can't watch EQG.I can normally JUST handle regular twenty minute episodes. It's cute and all and I like it, don't get me wrong, but fuck man, any more than 20 minutes and I start to feel like I need to hit something.
why is he so talented, /co/?
>>11646732Because he's the One.
>>11646684>Equestria Girls doesn't care about the details or established canonRemember that. This is just some shitty ad for some shitty dolls that hasbro concocted because they saw Monster High getting popular. This is not some event that was thought up because the writers would think it's interesting.
>>11646734Pony has impure thoughts about apples and you and apples
What are you drawing, mlpg?
>>11646681TEN thousand, then.
>>11646720You're not a real MLP fan.
>>11646720I like to take recess when pony is too long
>>11646771MT would cream herself
>>11646732>why is he so talented, /co/?William Anderson runs circles around that guy and has like 10x the workload.
>>11646699she crashes into a pillow and marshmellow factory
>>11646608Hoodie Trixie was the best thing to come out of the damn movie.
>>11646787>Hoodie Trixie was the only good thing to come out of the damn movie.
>>11646771OREO KIDDING ME?
>>11646716Then pony must be punished
>>11646768Oh please. I need a fucking break or to rest or something from the constant "friendship is magic" "our friendship will defeat her/him/it."It kills a piece of my soul every time they say something like that.
>>11646751I just finished lines for this. But now it's bedtime. Good night gentlemen, it's been a pleasure.
>>11646751A barnrumble wearing a navy blue hoodiethe ceramic skull sitting on my deskrandom angry faces on an empty canvas
>>11646794>twilight being adorable/akward>not goodDo you even purple?
>>11646821Diamond Dogs in higher detail look like Rape Machines.
>>11646805That is a sentiment I can agree with.\I'd rather the ponies actually work as a team to take the bad guys down, rather than just pew pew magic beams
>>11646838They can claw through fucking rocks.They ARE rape machines.
Two zebras wander into a den of Diamond Dog bitches.
>>11646812>a thread should be that's often
>>11646838Well what a good match for a pony
>>11645894>>11646225http://mlpg.co/unf/res/744.htmlSee you later in the week, probably Friday or Saturday. Would love to edge with you, practice teasing your frenulum if you can, the sensation is mindblowing.>>11646659Sorry, I'm a horny little fuck with way too much cum to spare
JUMP UP MAKE A SOUND
odds:bedevens:gam0/dubs mlpg chooses
human should human human
>>11646910masturbate furiously into a cup and drink it
>>11646910draw cute pononos
>>11646821>posting bdfToo soon...
>>11646889We are just going full gay aren't we.
>>11646847>>11646805I actually would like to see that too. Something along the lines of beating a villian and then capturing them. Though we technically kinda had that with the Chrysalis arc in the comic
>>11646918I see 2 AJ and a hat in that image.
>>11646720You are a true american patriot.
>>11646910Octavia cum inflation
>>11646915pony riding in a wheel down a hill
Odds: Draw.Evens: Read.Dubs: Bed.
>>11646935Still bi here.
>>11646918Is she going to take a bath in that apple tube?
>>11646935/unf/ is a containment board for full homo, I'm not gay but I just like when people watch me cum, I've got lots saved up
>>11646720Stop being a little bitch.
>>11646915>>11646927I already did, no one gave a damn
Is Charles Pranson canon? I think so.>looks like Charlie>in a RARITY issue
>>11646950I just want them to use not magic means to win, sieze the day by wits or fortitude of will
>>11646964What do I win?
>>11646962What are you reading anon?
>>11646962read pony fanfiction
>>11646977Are you on the stack or something?
>>11646976Nah...Going to have some apples in a tree.And they fall out or some shit...And some stuff happens.And that is how Apple family was born!
>>11646983ur a little bitch
>>11646998He already said yes.
>>11647016don't worry about it
>>11647015That a crap prize, I want pony!
>>11646985I'll give a damn anon. Pwetty pweez?
>>11647012woah nellythat's a whole lot of purple
>>11646812I like it.
>>11646998I'm on longjack, l-arginine, lecithin, pygeum, catuaba, muira puama, and horny goat weed plus 1.5-2 liters of water daily and regular exercise. I also do kegels daily to make me shoot more violently.
>>11647047OH NOTHAT FILLY CAN SEE HIS JUNK
>>11647010that was a good storytime
>>11647047That's a shitty pony.
>>11647021I will give you a pony, anon.
>>11646987Such as using the environment to their advantage?
>>11647085>Offering worst ponyWhy don't you just chop his hands off.
>>11647085Give me Applejack or go to hell!
>>11647085That pony looks dead.
>>11647085Since anon is so ungrateful, I will take ranbah dah.
>>11647062Do you have a decent camera for stills?I want to see those cum covered figures in HD
>>11646986Can anybody do better than this?
>>11647107No.>>11647104None of the ponies are the worst, why are you so mean to them?
>>11647062when are you doing this, I really want to watch you cum but I'm too embarrassed to show my dick
>>11647137>my local boozehole doesn't carry ApplejackI'm cry
>>11647124Oh my god fuck off
>>11647122I've got a Powershot S3 right now, but I'm getting a nice smartphone sometime this week. I've got photography experience, so rest assured you'll see every drop of pearly white cum on the figs in HD. I don't make much noise besides some heavy panting if it's a particularly strong orgasm.
>>11647158Do they carry cider?
>>11647158Go into that place with your Applejack figure and drop her on the counter.>"I want this...">"Inside me."
>>11647168Every liquor store should carry it, my local one carries Strongbow and about 10 other varieties.
>>11647126It's on now.
Celestia has given you 30 days to find a pony mate.
>>11647167>Awesome shots.>On a SMARTPHONE.For fucks sake I managed to get a 14 megapixel camera that half the time focuses on pony faces.
>>11647062II don't get how the frenulum edging works, would you be able to explain it while you do it
>>11647199>Choose her.Failing that...>Her sister.Luna quest don't fail me now!
>>11647199Humans can't mate with ponies, why would she do this?
>>11646986Actually I have that same picture saved as "Johnny Depp regards your post with unease", anybody else seeing it?
>>11647162>she pins you down to the dressing room couch>"I got an hour before my next set. I could use a drink."
>>11647199Define "mate"Because I'm sure I can find 2 that will stand in if I promise them a favor afterwards.
>>11647199She killed my pony mate long ago.
>>11647199Why? What happens in 30 days?
>>11647189>Every liquor store should carry itIt's surprising how many of them don't. The only one that does is thankfully closest to my house, and they only started with Woodchuck in 2 flavors before I started buying it.
>>11647232>"Jokes on you I only need five seconds!"
>>11647232>implying all DJs don't just look busy while they play MP3s of mixes they made last week
>>11647199I have no chance with any of the 6mane. I will play it safe and get a cute bg pony.
>>11647201>>11647201Worst case scenario I can put my S3 on a tripod and film it, Androids have decent cams and I always put white paper backing and desk lamp over the subject for object photography. Stills are going to be much better quality than video. I'll also be stoned and drunk at the time so I might forget something.
>>11647259>all of the bg ponies are taken
>>11647238You questioning me, you basement dwelling little shit?28 days.
>>11647262>White paper backing....WHY DID I THINk THE BLACK PANELS WERE SMART?!
>>11647273Good night you beautiful person.
>>11647273Why are they made of rocks?
>>11647267I am sure there is an unlimited supplies of background ponies for you to choose.
>>11647298Because you take them for granite.
>>11647287Because your cum shows better against black.