Seven minutes. Seven minutes is all I can spare to make a new thread.Previous Thread: >>11636630
>>11640151That is literally the second-worst OP pic ever.>>11640167Your future hinges upon this thread!
Zebra DP edition.
>tfw GNU/HorseWhat if pony was gnu?
>>11640200They'd interject a lot
>>11640200then they would be bums
>>11640182Poor deluded Anon. How you so love your precious OCs.
>>11640182These aren't the zebras I'm looking for.But I'll take whatever I can fit inside.
I REALLY WANT DOUBLE PENETRATION OF MINITUFFS BY MTI AND MUANOT NECESSARILY THOSE TWO SHARING THE SAME HOLE
>>11640182>Mti, Mua, Hot Beef, and Ice Pack will never have a zebra foursome
I need pictures, pictures of Chrysalis.It's for drawing wizardy.
>>11640182is icepack ok?
be honest MLPG, you loved EG
>>11640233 will be released into the atmosphere, ensuring complete.
still watching I'm loving the designs They are cute and look really good animated
>>11640230but anon you can not, they are huge
>>11640244Honestly, I didn't hate it, but I don't love it, either.It's really, really mediocre.
>>11640250Good for you. No, really.
>>11640250Like I said, you only end up having a total hateboner for it if you force yourself to hate it.Otherwise it is mostly just another episode of the show really.
>>11640220>If they're businessmen, they'll know that not all clients can take 2 in 1. Yes, they TRY, but if it won't fit they don't quit.Mti and Mua are not businessmen.
>>11640250sir you have the animated taste of Terseyou are exactly what hasbro is hopign to aim at
One thing that EG was severely lacking though: Zebra DP
What if MT sees them as a challenge to overcome?What if she buys 2 dildos to prepare herself?
>>11640236Have you bowed to your queen today, /co/?
>>11640285Alright, you're getting annoying.
>>11640278>you are exactly what hasbro is hopign to aim atI thought they wanted the Monster High audience
>>11640298Today is a good day
>>11640260got any show screens of her?
>>11640285>put in zecora as a token black girl>DATS RACIST>habsro suedhmm
>>11640298I'd make a joke about drumsticks but it seems in poor taste
>>11640274GGDo they insist on 2 in 1, so to speak, or do they take separate paths on the same mare?
>>11640288There was a Jessy OP not long ago, remember?
>>11640274Are they just kind of aimless drifters supporting themselves on odd jobs, then?
If it don't fit they RIP AND TEARRIPANDTEAR!
>>11640274So they're not gigolos like Ice Pack? They're just super alpha males strutting around town looking for mares?
>>11640304he IS the Monster high audiencetwilightzonetheme.mp4
>>11640291>MT riding larger and larger dildos>buying increasingly more bottles of lube>all while the Rocky montage theme plays
Just curious, I know last night we were talking about how under appreciated Cheerilee is, and some of you seemed really excited at the spur of the moment prospect of a "quest" involving her.Are you really interested in that, as a sorta mini quest thing to help me warm back up into the style and pacing while deliberating other, more lengthy, quest ideas?
>>11640311Oh well fine. Most of them are gifs, though, so I probably won't post many.
>Your favorite Mane 6 horse has suffered the same fate as Jeff Goldbloom in The Fly, over the course of several weeks she's spent in you home>Originally she tried to hide it, but as her front legs crumble and rot she becomes inconsolable and hides in the basement>you find her a day later>Her rotten husk of a tail rips free from her spinal column, and her cries peal through the walls of your house as puss oozes from a widening wound on her neck>Her body smells like a post halloween pumpkin full of melted chocolate and acidic vinegar>As you step closer she... shuffles, turning to face you from the spreading damp spot on the floor>One of her eyes has gone yellow and flaky, skin peeling from it like an onion. Her teeth are gone, her lower jaw held possessively to her side as her maw opens to hiss;>"Please... Kill me."can you do it anon?
>>11640128As per request: https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39518350/Undeadman_for_MLPG.mp3Fair warnings: It's shitty brostep, as the title would suggest it was loosely inspired by Zomboy. There's still a lot of work to do on it. Worse, it's the only thing I've been remotely satisfied with since summer began.
>>11640336As long as that retard doesn't post in it, sure.
>>11640274Are they THAT DEAD SET on DP that they they don't care if their partner gets injured?
>>11640336Honestly, yes interest is high. But that could drop depending on the context of said quest.>let's have a teacher romance quest
>>11640339Yes. Mercy is a virtue, after all. I'd weep for days.
>>11640339>Implying she just isn't changing into a changeling
>>11640336Do we fuck her
>>11640332>She finally gets the chance to show them how TUFF she is>They want anal
>>11640182please do not make me draw this i have too much to do
still watching>Applebloom says epic fail
>>11640363Think nothing of it.
>>11640328>So they're not gigolos like Ice Pack?that is correctthey are not paid professionalsthey are just sexual predators
>>11640388Well, a kid would say that
>>11640360anon you have a unhealthy obscession for dpand this is comign from a weird-ass fetishfagyou might wnt to not feed her the eggs so insistantly
>>11640396so you're saying that your new OCs are rapists?
>>11640235I like nerd girls. It's a shame they're all crazy. Something nasty about banging plain girls who are supposed to be reserved and non sexual.
>>11640298>Nobody doesn't have a thread in the sub where we can reach him
>>11640387You know you want to.Ice Pack cornered by Hot Beef and the twins.
>>11640336Another shit for white paladins? >"but muh pone is not for sexual nuuuh!'fuck that
>>11640415Ohshould I make one?I don't even know where all of my art is
>>11640274GG, this isn't MLP. This is your own gay sex prostitute spin offs. Take this to the sub and your tumblr.
wouldn't it be funny to make a pony angry?
>>11640430Why not? Couldn't hurt... right?
>>11640412Only if their target is cute enough despite saying no.
>>11640347Fluttershy's house is near water? When did this happen?
>>11640420Better a White Paladin than a Cum-Stained Neckbeard!
>>11640437No. Why would you think making people angry is funny? That's horrible.
>>11640436But they're in the mlp universe.Or ONE OF THEM, what with FemSnips
>There is a Rarity here?!
>>11640386>She finally gets the chancehue
>>11640437Alright, gimme a minute.
>>11640466>But they're in the mlp universe.>Or ONE OF THEM, what with FemSnipsThat's so god damn tangential.
>>11640466FEMSNAILS GOD DAMN IT IM USED TO CALLING HER SPICE LEAVE ME ALONE
>>11640474Score. angry hoses are best
>>11640367That is why I ask. It's her career and would be a key part of the quest/getting close to her, but that wouldn't be the focus after a few sessions. Buildup and all that.I suppose I'm asking what you'd care to see in such a quest.>>11640382I'm surprised this is still a question.>>11640420I can't even tell what you're getting at here, but you're delightfully asspained about it. Please reformat your question into a nature the rest of us can understand, please.
>>11640437Aw hell no, ponies are some crazy fucks.If you make one of them angry you're pretty much ded.
>>11640500OhuhI actually meant to reply to >>11640447but I guess I could draw some later
>>11640507Just ignore that shit, everyone has the memo by now.
>>11640545ROSS PLSIf that IS you, which I hope it isn't.
>you will never live with Mti and Mua
>>11640507I heard there was Cheerilee.
>>11640545But what about all your pedophiliac pictures? And the child porn?
>>11640437It would not be hardThey have a pretty high chance of getting angry or panicking no matter what you do
>>11640567I so don't care
>>11640235>that feel when human twist would probably look like that
>>11640516Why the fuck do I see a rule 63 Chris from Dan Vs.
Dat Rarity ain't one 'a us!
>>11640567I don't think they would need me.They have eachother
>>11640579Don't even put that thought into your head
>>11640576Hey got any screencaps of Cheerilees schoolhouse from the outside? Playground, front door etc.
>>11640591Definite proof, call the fbi
>>116405932 l8 m8
>>11640536You don't have to. BUT IT'D MAKE MY HORSES ANGRY
>>11640348>https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/39518350/Undeadman_for_MLPG.mp3>brostep I hate that term
>>11640587But they'd rather have someone else to sate their morning wood when they wake up
>>11640605Except you knowshe has a dick
>>11640507He's trying to take the piss out of people who want sex.
>>11640618That's WHY I said best
>>11640580It's the shape of the head, probably.
>>11640598here, have a cheerilee for your cheerilee
>>11640632>you will never date a pretty futa mare
>>11640388she's reading the youtube commentsif that's not authentic than what is?
Attention, there is a public service announcement in Goggles!
>>11640436I know we're into the land of weird spinoff ocs at this point
>>11640649remember when johnny bravo dated a pretty female Stag with abandonment issues?
>>11640579look at this pretty twist instead
>>11640678that episode is responsible for me being into furry porn.
>>11640568I thought you were dead, Metals.Anywho, I can't tell if people were being serious or what exactly the expectation is yet. I'll mull it over and get back to you. Or just start it in a thread sometime when you aren't expecting it.
>>11640678Yes. That was my first cartoon crush
>>11640638That looks like an interesting tetherball set-up.
still watchingI'm half way through and i'm still enjoying itNot sure why MLPG has a hateboner for the movieSure the plot is dumb as fuck, but is cute and the characterization is just like on the show
>>11640693>what exactly the expectation is yeti'll make it simple for youwe start to romance cheerilee and see where it goes from there
>>11640728ugh, that's so atypical. But if it's what he's good at.
>>11640676I wouldn't call them weird, just too attractive for it to be rape.Also, it didn't look like they were really FORCING femsnails. I know she probably wanted it, but they weren't forceful about it.Are you trying to say that she isn't cute enough?
>>11640693They tried to kill me but I just wouldn't die. I'm still around, haven't seen an episode in an age though, and satellite internet is a new development for me.I swear to god if I miss Cheeriequest I'll be pissed.
>>11640716I don't hate it. I just think it's the theatrical equivalent of a wet fart in a crowded elevator. It's unpleasant, everybody wants to ignore it, and the creator shouldn't admit to having made it.
>>11640716it's a vocal minoritySame people that have a hateboner of McCarty and Larson
>>11640716There are some really dumb choices that could've had helped with character development but I agree with you
>>11640716Estocolmo! City with beautiful ladies, some of them are going crazy, tell me what i'm gonna do? Eh-eh!
I can't wait to shitgaypost all night.
>>11640375Is it truly right to end someone's else misery? I've been wondering about it for years.
>>11640765Joke's on you, I'm going to bed!
>>11640748>same people that have a hate boner for meghan I cant understand you with all that dick in your mouth.
I think ponies could stand to have some giraffe friends.
>>11640689thats a cute twist anon, thanks.>>11640691>>11640701she was really nice to Johnny unlike the rest of the bitches that would just punch him in the face
Say what you will about the movie, but this transformation was awesome.
>want to read some of the comics to catch up with MLPG>no linkboard
>>11640728I was referring more to the implication an anon set forth earlier that a teacher romance quest would be bad.I mean, it's romance, she's a teacher. It wouldn't revolve around the classroom, but that'd be part of it. >>11640735I want an adventure quest but honestly I'm not known for that. And it doesn't really seem fitting for Cheerilee.>>11640738Glad to see you're back then. Try to stay out of trouble, will you?You probably won't.
>>11640737>>11640412They're more bark than biteThey're really sexually aggressive and have a hard time taking no for an answerbut I think if push really came to shove they probably wouldn't actually become physically forceful
>>11640729What are you looking for specifically? That is the best overall shot but the various individual sections get closeups at various points
>>11640796Yeah, because you don't know you can download them from Yayponies, right? You fucking shithead.
Hey, hey guys, remember me?
>>11640770If someone is suffering needlessly, and you cannot rid them of the cause without ending their life, I see no reason not to accommodate their request.
>>11640752i love how pony she looks
>>11640788I think you need to meet someone.Or TWO someones, if you haven't already.
>>11640693I want to participate in this quest as well. You better not start without me.
>>11640818WHY DIDN'T MY RETARDED DOCUMENTARY SELL?
>>11640788How's your head, MT? Doing any better?
Ok now i'm on the part where Twilight starts flirting with FlashForget what i said earlier, now i can see why some have a hatebonier for the movieI think i'm going end up hating it after all
>>11640808Mostly the front. More the merrier. If you don't mind looking around.
>>11640792I really felt like I was watching Sailor Moon during the final scenes of the movie.
>>11640825anon, you're comin on a little strong.I think you should seek help, all that zebra dick is going to your head.
>>11640803"Probably" seems worrisome.
>>11640842Wait until you see his douchemobile at the end.
>>11640788God that's adorable
>>11640796http://www.mediafire.com/ComicBookButthurtor you could check yayponies
>>11640855I was more just wondering if MT knows of them
>>11640835and then he was never heard from again.
>You will never give crackers to a qt3.14 Trixie
>>11640798I am, as of late. Technically I'm outside of the Federal Analogue laws.
>>11640882That's one flexible nostril.
>>11640842Flash plays such an insignificant role in the movie I don't even know why they included him.
>>11640888i will lick them and give them to hershe will enjoy that
>>11640894Did you flee the country on your private yacht?
>>11640867If they're on your caseI'm sure you have plenty to worry about already
>>11640870>not the Bradmobile
I like when zebar is freshly awoken from post-coital slumber
>>11640842>it's only the vocal minority>high school setting>everyone transforms into furries during the final battle>love interest>he's only upset or the love interestYeah, fuck you and fuck meghan.
>>11640907Imagine what she could do with it.
>>11640908So Twilight could have a crush on him
>>11640888>"Psst. Hey.">"Hey, you.">"Trixie will give you a Great and Powerful blowjob for those crackers. Deal?"
>>11640939because Twilight need a BF in s4.
>>11640888>that scene where she's at the vending machine in her pretty dressHow can someone be so adorable?
>>11640917>affording a yaht>mfw>>11640924:^)
>>11640933IT'S PEANUT BUTTER.GET IT RIGHTGODDAMNIT FUCK SHIT ASS BUTTS
I heard the dvd was going to come soon.Is this true?
>>11640933>take trixie on a date>surprise location>it's the ritz factory>forever laid
>>11640926That's a fair point.
>>11640852beware the front of that building, it likes to change scale dramatically at times
>>11640974anon stop cursing
METALS WENT TO ECUADOR
>>11640976you know what else is going to come soon
God DAMN it, I wanted one.
I'm at the part of the caffeteria musicalNot sure how to react to thisMy mind feels numbed
>>11641011>implying I'm going to believe your lies
>>11640997FINEDARN DANG DRAT PHOOEY
>>11640976dvd in august
>>11641013That's actually a catchy song
>>11641029so she is saying that she doesnt know what mlp is talking about
>>11641013The caffeteria song was surprisingly decent though
>>11641013JUST STARE AT DIAMONDS TIARA'S ASS
>>11641001did Metals break into the NSA to get us s4?
>>11640976That Anon with the DVD was rusing us. Best we have is this:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ade-VyDI2cw
>>11641047If they were just going to make them look like ponies why did they bother with a human series in the first place?
>>11641055>break into NSA>find the location of secret pony detention camps across the globe
>>11641055No, but I broke into lauren faust's home to bottle her tears for chemical testing.
Why did they have to whitewash Luna?How come the social justice crowd isn't complaining about this?
>>11641084they're not really humans or ponies. they're more like monsters
>>11640808>>11640993they probably don't care too much about internal consistency but that front door shot looks like a divider so i guess there is more than one classroom insidemakes sense i guess since not all those ponies are in cheerilees class at once but i wish we could see the other teachers
>>11641116draw morepone wearing eqg clothes
>>11641116why can't i stop watching thiswhy do i suddenly like bike shorts so much
>>11641011>meghan>anon in charge of not eating her shit day after dayfull retarded brony mode
>>11641144I was thinking about drawing Derpy, but I need more pictures of ponies in skirts.
Whats with all the zebras?http://i.imgur.com/SnZHiwM.jpg
>>11640841How tall would little gee raff be Slightly taller than a normal human or what
>Twilight flirting with Flash once again
>>11641116I would do stuff with that human
>>11641131Looks like they're on a monster high!
>>11641195i can't wait for the cosplays
>>11641173Truly, the most terrible thing.
Eh, I was experimenting.
>>11641191They would be able to suckle Celestia's horn....Sexually
>>11641186Can you draw tex giving Trixie some peanut butter crackers? or Trixie trying to open them but she cant because she has hooves or something.
>>11641217Holy shit, I was just drawing from memory.
>>11641195You'd do things with a wood chipper if it had Rainbow Dash's personality.
>>11641207They're all wearing skirts, it's hard to want to draw any more ponies in their EQG clothing when it's all the same variants. At least Rainbow Dash had bike shorts.>>11641195But it's not the real Rainbow Dash.
>bought a complete homebrew kit and a cream stout kit yesterday>gonna build a kegerator sometime next week>having 5-10 gallons of fresh homebrew on tap at a timeholy shit I'm gonna pony so hard, I love beer, ponies, edging, and cumming so hard I involuntarily moan to sexy mares
>>11641222>Can you draw texHe's just anon there Trips. Tex is the artist.
>>11640989Poor Zecora, the real reason she lives in the forest is to avoid being stereotypes due to the herds of migrating Zebras that just wander around sticking their dicks in ponies.The real reason everyone stayed away from her was because they thought someone was gonna be raped. they just did not want to tell Twilight due to her being a sheltered shutin.
>>11641251Would this wood chipper look sexy in bike shorts? If yes, I would mangle my dick in it.
>>11641257>>11641218Hey Tex, you drawn Chrysalis or a changeling?
>>11641257Draw Littleapple, Marshmallowsong, and Speedycripple.
do zebras even have cutie marks canonically or is that just a tattoo on zecora's rump
>>11641271>Would this wood chipper look sexy in bike shorts?Very
>>11641280we don't know
>>11641259You sounds like a bro. lets rent a mini horse together
>>11641136Its one room actually. The front door opens into the side of the classroom to the left of cheerilees desk. You can match the windows and door up from the interior to the exterior and see its just a single room.It does have a basement that exits on the side opposite the playground though.
still watchingfuck, that part of Twilight revealing who she is, is awkward as fuck
>>11641280It'd be easier to say that they do, but I think it might be a tribal tattoo kind of thing, considering zecora's mark doesn't make too much sense.
>>11641307It's a fake. How could you do that to your favorite pony?
>>11641280We don't know for sure, but I always assumed it WAS a cutie mark, the triangle being ingredients and the spiral being the potion brewing.Also, you need to stop being so amazing.
>>11640825I may have to continue this when I'm not sick...I can't feel my fingers
>>11641221Not everything is for sexual you know
>>11641280I'd love for them to cover it in-show some time, but so far there's not enough information. It seems to be part of Zecora's coat, so I'm inclined towards a cutie mark.
DECIDE NOW:1. MLP FIM ends after a 26-episode season 42. MLP FIM goes on for 8 more seasons
>>11641326That jacket is cute as fuck.
>>11641337and this is all igot
>>11641337MT you should be sleeping and recovering, not coming on here. Take your meds.
>>11641316hmm, so where do all the other students goin the basement?
how can i stop being a beta faggot without turning into a flash sentry type
>>11641337>two manyMT you are adorbs.>can't feel fingerswat
>>11641280>Some furry artist keeps posting not ponies
>>11641318every adventure/defeat the badguy episode(s) has a ton of awkward momentsremember celestia's big expositional at the start of RoH? that shit went on forever
>>11641329>the triangle being ingredients and the spiral being the potion brewingThat's pretty clever, Anon.
>>11641280So what'll it be, MLPG? Ebony or ivory?
>>116413448 moreit's already 2late might as well get maximumpone
>>11641364She's got an ear infection in both ears and some sort of other illness at the moment. She shouldn't even be awake.
>>11641326She looks so cute with that jacket
>>11641280I remember that conversation long ago. I think it was discussed Zebras get their stripes when they come of age of course, but they change constantly as they get older, with more intricate designs as they become elders of their village.
>>11641362What's wrong with Flash?
>>116413448 MORE SEASONSGO ALL DRAGONBALL Z ON THAT SHIT
>>11641366>Some furry artist keeps posting not poniesZebras may not be ponies per se but they're close enough.
>>11641372>>11641374>>11641377>my favorite meal is a big steaming runny plate of shit
>>11641385Well that sucks.
>>11641195Wow. That's fucked up. You're pregnant with pone Dash's child, and you're wanting to fool around with human Dash? Maybe I should hit up pone Dash and let her know you're cheating on her with...her.
>>11641344Ends after S4. I don't want to see anymore Meghan McCarthy's MLP:FiM.
>>11641299I want to host an MLPG meetup and rent a mini mare, we can all drink homebrews, smoke homegrown bud, and gangbang the shit out of the mare until she squirts
>>11641352Not all twins are good and evil pairs.Some are just all evil
>>11641364she's turning into horsehooves inbound
>>11641408>keep blaming Mccarthy for everything
>>11641389he is not me
>>11641404it's too late anon, you can't save it nowmight as well run it into the center of the earth
>>11641425>>keep blaming Mccarthy for everythingShe's at least 50% of the problems with the show. Everything she touches is shit. She is head writer after all. Hasbro is the other 50% wrong.
>>11641451Pretty much this.Hasbro tells her to write shit, and she proceeds to follow through with that shit.
>>11641326tex what if you met your favorite pony and her equestria girl counterpart at the same time
>>11641407>pregnant with pone Dash's childYeah, about that...
>>11641411yeah we should have a pony fig cumshot contest, we'd all spurt fat loads on a pony toy and see who spurted the most mancream, like it wouldn't be gay or anything, it's just a friendly competition, no homo
>>11641356Pone school scheduling may be different than ours or something. Or background pony kids get tied up in the basement while episodes are underway
>>11641480You had the baby already!?
>>11641474I'd go for the pony of course.
So much zebra lately,
>>11641484But what if instead of a pony fig we use you?
still watching>Flash has a douche-o-mobilejesus christ Meghan, it wasn't enough for you to make him a guitarrist?
>>11641500>You will never hug chubby Zecora
>>11641484I miss hot glue stuff.
>>11641497Pony just woke up, what do you do?
>>11641484You don't have to join into the party.
>>11641512I wonder why they made a character that everyone would hate?There are no redeeming qualities about him.
>>11641480You aborted it?!
>>11641497>>11641522Hey, Tex, you already did an Applejack waking Anon pic, what if you did an Anon waking Applejack pic?
Your favorite pony just ponied EVERYWHEREWhat do you do?
>>11641537only neckbeards hate him
>>11641537>I wonder why they made a character that everyone would hate?Meghan McCarthy OCs:>Shining Armor>Cadence>Flash SentryAll bland boring shitheads. I see a pattern there...
>>11641558clean myself up
>>11641558Rub her face in it.
>>11641522How can she wake up if she's asleep?
>>11641521hot glue gets me so hard and I'm ashamed of it, I justify it by thinking that it's hot because I imagine it's my penis spurting everywhere, the orgasm is always so intense when you cum that much
>>116415121. i don't have my own car2. i'm still a virgindo you think these two facts are a coincidence?why do you think every "normal" guy wants a car as soon as he turns 16, and loses his virginity not long after?it's fucking unfair if you don't have a car, but girls will drop their panties at the sight of a sports carif you don't have a cool car, losing your virginity will be very very difficult
>>11641561McCarthy didn't invent those characters, man.
>>11641512I can't help but feel this is a bad influence on girls, subtly teaching them that they should get crushes on the cool guy who drives the nice car.
>>11641586She had a bad dream
>>11641558Pony her back.
>>11641558Tell her its okay, and give her a big hug. Then distract her by pressing my face into her ass cheeks.
>>11641597>McCarthy didn't invent those characters, man.She wrote them for their intro episodes. Created all their lines of dialogue, and everything they did. She created them. She made them bland as hell.
what if boku no pony
>>11641561i'm not a faustfag by any stretch but give mccarthy a break alreadyshe has been forced to make total dog shit so far. 13 eps for s3? a rushed-as-fuck season finale? and then a cancerous spinoff? she's just polishing the turd dude.
>>11641586Tex, why do you have such a giant boner for Applejack?
Would you have a pony familiar?
>>11641634The better writers would have done a better job with this. They would have made things better.
>>11641598But how else will we condition the next generation to seek wealthy alphas that can materially provide for offspring.You can't feed a family on ideas.
>>11641593I don't own a car and I'm not a virgin.It's not that hard, anon.
>>11641639She's my favorite pony is all.>>11641599You would obviously have to comfort the pony.
>>11641639best orangest horst
>>11641586YOU JUST WAKE PONE UP
>>11641639It's not that big, anon.
>>11641591I'm working on my kegels. I can shoot over my head easily now, I have to use paper towel instead of thin cheap toilet paper because my cum shoots out so hard that it'll rip the TP
>>11641586>>11641639pls do some more facesitting stuff Tex, or maybe some Dash hoof licking/sniffing
>>11641654Only if it were Rainbow DashSummoning other ponies would be worthless as fuckPones can't even scout or pickpocket
>>11641500Did Cream Puff get a haircut?
>>11641631what does that even mean?
>>11641682Applejack likes it.
So would rule 63 Ice Pack be named Ice Box?
>>11641658Also, that if a guy does something nice for you, you owe him at least a date.
>>11641704I hate human poses since they look like human amputees. Ponies should pony only.
still watching>Sunset Satan throws energy balls with the intent to killWAT
>>11641725But wait, nice guys do nice things for girls all the time and don't get dates.
Which pone takes longest to get dressed up?Which pone likes best to get undressed?
>>11641704Delicious, child-bearing applehips?
>>11641735They look like bug eyed freak creatures. Who designed EG? Not a rhetorical question, I want to know.
>>11641752>spike dick-bearing hipsunf
>>11641735>THAT THICK THIGHU N F
>>11641742that ending was just weird
>>11641742>Sunset SatanGood show.
>>11641747You gotta act flippantThat's how you get the ladies
>>11641755I think they tried to keep some pony-ness to their faces.
Now they are transforming into furriesWHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON
>>11641777Filters are a godsent Mr. Trips.
>>11641804you're watching EQGthat's what's going onyou did this to yourself you fucking twifag and you deserve every second of it
>>11641773>lol u'll nevar win cuz luv n' tallrents lmfao we raynbo blast u now out of know were k? :]
>>11641719>Ice Chest for humanized r63I like it
>>11641794Tex, RD and AJ are trapped under the ruble of a burning building and there is only time to save one!What do you do?
>>11641299http://i.imgur.com/bbMepng.gifI broke down after I saw this gif, that pussy looks so fucking good that I wouldn't be able to stop myself. Look how tight and wet she is, imagine that warm vag clamping over you and milking you for dear life, until she finally squirted all that creamy mare juice all over you. Why did nature have to make mares so fuckable?
>>11641831I save both anyway.
>>11641804yeah...the ending doesn't really make all that much sense
>>11641804thankfully it all gets cleaned up
>>11641804>Now they are transforming into furriesThis I don't get. Why even bother with this? Why not just have them as furries already? Why not just have them as furries from the start?
>>11641850I'll have yours m8
>>11641850ughI hate that phraseIt's not like calling it a pussy is going to make it any straighter
>>11641844Please keep those gifs exclusive to 7chan, we don't need them here.
They went full Sailor MoonI knew it was coming because i saw the spoilers and yet i'm still like what the fuck
>>11641877I prefer the term "boy cunt", myself.
>>11641776They're really like all over each other, huh
>>11641877that's never my intent when I use that phrase, mostly just to refer to tight young twink hole.
>>11641900>BECAUSE TOYSBut the toys are furries. Okay. Why not just have everyone turn into furries when they go through the mirror? Why have them as humans and THEN turn into furries? This is why I don't like Meghan.
>been wearing the same socks for a week while doing lots of physical activity>sniff my socks and pretend that they're Dash's socks/feet while I masturbate and fantasize about her forcing me to smell her feet and teasing me mercilesslythat fucking sweaty, vinegary, cheesy smell, oh my god, I would kill to sniff her feetthis is the first time in my life I've ever been truly ashamed of myself
>>11641915just call it an asshole
>>11641932that's not as sexy though.
>>11641907I like the term "Ass" and its derivatives>>11641919Because they can make human toys laterAnd little girls and their parents might not want to go see a movie about furries
>>11641919full furry all the time would be even weirderAccesories for toys that let them be not furry are far more marketable anyways
>>11641930I think I puked inside my mouth a bit.
>>11641907how about boy cunny
>>11641844look how much cream she squirts all over, I'd feel like a PIMP if I made my mare cum that hard, I beet you couldn't do that to your waifu
>>11641930what the fuck man
>>11641930I don't even feel shame anymore.
>>11641930It's okay anon, I get the feeling this is the first of many shames coming.
>>11641870>that snoutOh God what. I love that artist's coloring though.
Now Sunset Shimmer wants to have friends and shitI...i give up, this is weird as fuck
>>11641930I've seen some fucked up shit here, but you get a special spot in my heart
>>11641948I'm even thinking about commissioning a fic like that, my shame knows no bounds
>>11641964She turns on the waterworks, and now we're supposed to feel bad for her, I guess.
You're not perfect
>>11641985but i'm on topic you shitface
>>11641984Now I have a thing for feet too (especially those right there oh my god yes those cute little toes) but that's just too much man.
If you're a "Straight Acting" top please don't use words like "Boy Pussy" and "Boy Cunt"It's just disgusting and a little creepy
>>11641983I like Andrea's feet a lot, too. I want to see the rest of the female VAs' feet, at least one of them is bound to have some cute toes and soles.
>>11642001personmovie is not my little pony
>>11641844I already had that gif saved.You're a man after my own fucked up heart.
>>11641984She's just begging to have her legs held down over her head and get pounded into the ground.
>>11641910>They're really like all over each other, huhthey're just climbing over each other to get a better viewcomedically shoving each other aside
>>11642014no now show me your boy cunny
>>11642014What if your sub likes it when you call it that?
>>11642036Well that's fineBut most subs I know hate it
>>11642021tara has cute feet tooand she knows it
>>11642013maybe not rancid smelling, but enough smell to make you wince, tomboys teasing me gives me the hardest boners ever
Can any picture be made dirty with a filename?
>>11642065i need to see the rest of those outfits
>>11642065you mother fuckernow the image is stuck in my head
>>11642027So that's 3 for 3; Zecora's quite an attractive zebra.
>>11642027Yeah, I'm sure they climb on top of each other all the time.
>>11642059/tv/ pls go
>>11639951I had to google what DP meant but here's your digital picture.
>>11642027What would those two think of Dangnaya?
>>11642023I've already started saving so I can afford a mini mare and some land one day. I'll build myself a cabin with a big garden in a quiet woodsy area with no neighbors around for miles, and live in peace with my mare gf while fucking her in my front yard with a joint in mouth and beer in my hand
>>11642092It's means DoublePony
>>11642027That's a pretty thick zebra.Do they have any preference for body size?I'm sure FemSnips would be "excited" to find out.
>>11642092>>11642092>I had to google what DP meant
>>11642059They're OK. Would still like and suck if she did the Twily voice. I'd also settle for fucking her tits while she tongues and sucks on my head as it comes up toward her mouth
>>11642092Is something lewd about to transpire or are they being really friendly?
>>11642110Is there a version with a bulge outline?
>>11642065That's a pretty outfit on Rarity
god I hate foot fags so much
>>11642101that's goddamn america
>>11642101Could I move in if I did all your work and maintained the property in exchange for a place to stay and food
I don't wear graphic teesBut designing them is fun
>>11642092>I had to google what DP meant
>>11642144Who is Pound Cake?
>>11642092Whoops I think I confused the tattoos.
If there's one fetish I can't stand it's foot fetishes.
>>11642144Who is Rumble?
Jeez even with all the lights on in my room photos come out so dark and terrible looking.
>>11642144Trick question all the ponys are for sexual
>>11642144Trick Question.None of the ponies are for sexual.
>>11642153A man has truly achieved happiness when he can have sex with an animal in his front yard while sipping beers and getting stoned in complete privacy.
>>11642147Is there any outfit where Rarara does not look pretty?
>>11642110what's the original
>>11642178even the foals?
>>11642155You could use her bra as a parachute
>>11642194Yes even the foals.
>>11642144Trick question all the sexual is for ponies
>>11642178>>11642183But that's an answer.
>>11642168>>11642170That grey pegasus is for sexual.
>>11642155Would you draw top-heavy Femsnips?
>>11642190If there is, I haven't seen it.
>>11641930http://i.imgur.com/jALkOGV.jpgDash is so hot, look at that cute little mouth
which pony would make the best wife
>mlpg drug enhanced gay orgy at bronycon will never happen.
>>11642217I don't know what you're talking about, anon, she looks adorable in her little diamond dog outfit.
>>11642188he's so adamant about it
Welp, i just finished watching the movie. I liked it The good>It was cute>The caffeteria song was catchy>The characterization was good>The pacing >It had funny momentsThe bad>The plot is weird, stupid and nonsensical as fuck>The setting>The other songs were painfully generic>The references to the show were like in your face>Twilight's crushOverall i think is pretty good for what it is.Not as bad as MLPG makes it sound and i think it doesn't deserve the shit is getting.Now if you excuse me, i need to clear mind after all that Sunset Satan throwing kamehamehas at Sailor Moon furries
>>11642241AJ has best maternal nature
>>11642217>Rerty being sad, everit's truly the worst possible thing
>>11642243It would be terrible if it did.Most likely people would either pussy out or show up, look at all you fat neckbearded slobs, and NOPE the fuck out of there to a Denny's or something.
>>11642243>implying it won't be happening in less than a month
>>11642230Sonic Rainboom her Display outfit was atrocious
>>11642114Does that mean you're not going to masturbate to it?
>>11641930Twilight would have smellier feet and always refuse to take her shoes off whenever she went over friends' houses, then they'd stop inviting her for tracking mud in on the carpet. I'd take her in as my qt asspie pony gf with severe foot odor problems and anxiety, then lick the fuck out of her feet and make her go beet red
>>11642217Poor Rarity.All she has to sit on is those chairs.
>>11642263>tfw discommunicator will never draw for us
>>11642282no, it doesn't
>>11642304Why is AJ so washed out?
>>11642286Pfft this guy makes some good comics
>>11642081>Yeah, I'm sure they climb on top of each other all the time.well of course, those two are thick as thieves>>11642108>Do they have any preference for body size?they take all kinds, but sometimes certain individuals catch their eyes
>>11642288I want to tickle Celestia's big Amazon flipper feet and suck her big toes while she makes Luna, Cadance, and Twilight watch while laughing at me and sticking their smelly feet in my face
>>11642260>>11642304So would you and AJ make the best parents?Would your kids know you?
>>11642304Look at the pony eat!
>>11642280She looked gorgeous in that outfit, though.
>>11642293THAT FUCKING CHAIR love you K.
>>11642360I myself would be a terrible father, i have no capacity for stress. even if I'm decent with kids.
>>11642365Is the question about the ost or the mare?
>>11642365What is Applejack and AJ x Big Mac?
>>11642370she looked like a Brazilian whore
>>11642365Space Jam Original Soundtrack
>>11642353> those two are thick as thievesI'm sure Snails could vouch for that.
>>11642370If you think gaudy make-up and a dinky tutu looks gorgeous.
>>11642365>This mare>This OSTYou can't have the question be both, anon.
You should be drawing.
>>11642430you're not the boss of me
>>11641930Something about her nanchalant manner gets me going like a horny 11 year old. She knows that her feet stink and that you love it so much you'd beg for it, but she's doing it so casually she could be reading a book and not skip a beat while grinding her foot into your throbbing erection.
i'm just going to leave this herehttp://www.happierabroad.com/introduction.phpbased on some discussion tonight, some of you may find it relevantgood luck
>>11642362i don't get it
>>11642430Category was Breakfast cereal ponies
Say what you want about the movie but at least you have to admit that the designs are pretty cute Rarara is hot as fuck
>>11642483i'll forgive you if you
>>11642498they look much better in motion than in the promo art
>>11642498>Rarara is hot as fuck>that assI agreement
>>11642365Who is Applejack and what is the Harvest Moon OST?
>>11642498I still don't really like the designs, but they're decent in motion.
>>11642498However cute you think the designs are, ponies are infinitely more cute.
Now after watching the movie, is pretty clear to me that anyone hating on it hasn't watched it.
I want to make a conspiracy theorist stallion OC named Second Guess who wears a tinfoil hat everywhere he goes and lives in a secret underground home.
>>11642498They're not terrible, but I still don't really like them.
>>11642498I didn't like the story, but i liked all the little things in the movie.
>>11642498I don't like these designs at all, too much like Bratz or Monster High or some shit.
>>11642527Now after watching the movie, is pretty clear to me that anyone liking it is a brony
>>11642533have him rant about the mole-mares a lot
>>11642526>Ponies>CuteNo anon, they are cool.Not cute.
>>11642365Who is Big Mac?What is Vaginal Penetration: The OST?
>>11642477>it's not like I want to make you cum so hard you moan like a little boy or anythingI had a ball-draining morning fap while imagining that last week, stroking a fresh warm load out of your morning wood is so satisfying, never gets old
>>11642547I see why some of you don't like it, but certainly is not as bad as you guys told me
>>11642498not really, seeing those clothes make me feel angry
>>11642527>>11642559Now after watching the movie, is pretty clear to me that anyone whose opinion is anything other than "meh" is trying too hard
>>11642566No, they're cute. Especially that one.
>>11642546I like that tumbrit is a nice tumblr
>>11642589>as badMost of us just said it was average.
>>11642565What would his cutie mark be?
>>11642592Kind of makes you want to push one of them down onto a bed and tear them off of her
>>11642498>you have to admit that the designs are pretty cutemlpg just a few months ago posting that picture led to tidal waves of rage and you couldn't shut up about how awful those designs were
>>11642615A cow being abducted
>>11642624Once in motion and actually animated, they look much better
>>11642624How do you like their walking animation?
>>11642624I remember someone calling it happening like this when those were posted back then.
>>11642605there was a very vocal minotrity that continues to cry FUCKING KILL YOU'RESELF MCCARTHY YOU ARE THE BANE OF ALL THAT IS RIGHTOUS
>>11642527Some parts were entertaining and the animation was decent. The ending was terrible and the story had no impact on the characters at the end. The film ended esactly where it started, which was a huge disappointment.But to each their own, anon.
>>11642597Unless it's "Should have just stayed as ponies." because that is a reasonable opinion
>>11642484Well yeah, you probably haven't been keeping up with that Web comic so you wouldn't know that strip is the end of an arc
>>11642624Everything from the neck down is still pretty ugly. The faces are alright.
>>11642646I liked them since the beginning and watching them animated made me like them even more
>>11642452Drawing some Sugar as a cheerleader.
>>11642426It was gorgeous because of how flashy and over the top it was. This is just one guy's onion though.
>>11642603The guy who runs it just did an interview.It was on that brony radio thing, though.
>>11642683They take warming up to.the initial promo art made me puke a little
>>11642673Betty? As in Betty Spaghetti? As in that guy_ who wrote those greentexts?
>>11642687What oh god no why SB.
>>11642624They looked slightly better in motion and they aren't nearly as awful as the other designs they showed
>>11642706neat, i'll have to check it out some time
>>11642452I'm drawing but are you drawing?
>>11642516Right?That ass was ridiculous.
>>11642646>>11642658>>11642718>The designs are->YES BUT THE ANIMATIONthose are two different things, anon
>>11642714the one with otaku weeabo twilight?
>>11642603http://moon-fall.tumblr.com/It's a nice origin story so far
>>11642683Rarara and Dash are the two best characters in EG, this is indisputable
>>11642715What's your probalo, sir?
>>11642687Lewd sugar when
>>11642715>tfw no crystal pepsi
>>11642452I just finished though. I'm really worn out. I kind of want to play hats but I don't want to sit in the server with only 3-4 people for like an hour.
>>11642750My problem is she doesn't have huge heavy tits to match.
>>11642728Not to rain on your parade but I'm pretty sure they just have poofy skirts.They're freakishly thin so i doubt there's any actual meat on those asses
>>11642739I wasn't talking about their designs. I was asking how you liked their walking animation?
>>11642740Yes. Thought those stories were really cute but the ending was shit because I think the guy had internal drama from the rest of the thread and got sick of the story...
Happy monday MLPG,I've been having internet problems, but I think they're all sorted out now and can do a recording tonight if anyone is interested. Re doing chapter 8Also how about a joke?So happy that movie, huh? I'll admit, when I first heard about it and saw the previews I had my doubts, just like everyone else. The premise made no sense, characters seemed off, everyone was bonering over the new character for no reason other then they were new and the entire school setting has been beaten to death. But after watching it and giving it chance, it was actually ok.In fact, I'd have to say Monster University was a good movie!
>tfw not an english fag>tfw can't watch any cam because literally can't hear a thingEven Superman cams were better.
>>11642762I would play hats but I only have one screen and am stupidly afraid of "missing something."
So apparently is now canon that Twilight wants to fuck humansAlso is canon that ponies can find humans attractive and have no problems with interspecies relationshipsAnon, you have a chance, now you just need to find the portal to Equestria
>>11642771I've actually taken a liking to the more top-heavy version.
>>11642780but that's irrelevant to my point; I'm just talking about the designs
>>11642777Even so, Rarity did the most with her ass in this movie.
>>11642771>trying to cheerlead with H-cup crotch teats but jumping too much hurts due to how massive they areunf
>>11642839they are lesbians in the movie?
>Sunset Shimmer's evil plan is to use untrained normal teenagers take over a world where the average citizen can fly, has super strength, or has telekinesis, dangerous mythological creatures run amok, deities have control over the environment, and a chaos god can turn everything into antimatter if he so wished>her face when
>>11642739the designs look better in motionsame deal really with the initial shit vectors used in promo art for ponies
>>11642842WORDS THAT KILL
>>11642823Well fine. What do you think about the designs, then?
>>11642797Well I wouldn't be interested in playing unless more people were into it anyways.
>>11642856yes. did you miss the ass-to-ass scene
Guys pls, we need porn of Spike dog and Equestria Girls Rararara
>>11642859I'm assuming they would turn into ponies when they go through the portal.Though they can't even go through the portal, so that's a problem.
>>11642841reminds me of the most akward night of my life
>>11642859Teenagers are dumb
>>11642842DROP IT TO THE FLOORMAKE THAT ASS SHAKEMAKE THE GROUND MOVETHAT'S AN ASSQUAKE
>>11642888BCS drew some.
>>11642841Is fluttershy getting laid tonight?
So BCS is gone?
>>11642812Man goes to the doctor. Says he's depressed, that he feel alone and scared in a threatening, uncaring world. Say he has no hope.Doctor says treatment is simple. Scrubbing Bubbles is in town. Go see him, should cheer you right up.The doctor was later sued for malpractice and lost their medical license
>>11642904ur le maymay, it's le epin to da max0r LMFAO! xDDDDD
>>11642892>Though they can't even go through the portalWhen did they say that?
>>11642873I too, am game for hats
>>11642900BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT BOOTY BUTT CHEEKS
>>11642910We can only hope.
>>11642910really? what happened?
>>11642800I enjoy the nutshell episodes a million times more than the actual episodes.
>>11642939she went insane in the membrane
>>11642921Alright that got a chuckle out of me
>>11642939She has spammed the thread for the past week. That's all you really need to know.
>>11642939nothing that wasn't coming
>>11642928I don't understand
>you will never lick her fuzzy peach
>>11642963He's shitposting, just ignore him.
>>11642800Where is that music form. It's so familiar it's killing me.
>>11642920that was so left field I don't know how to respond
>>11642981Whatever was on her hard drive.
>>11642963epic, simply epic :]u r a le gentleman and a scholar dear sir, 10 internets 2 u! xDDD
>>11642981With anything she had on her mind at the time. At least 3 posts every 2 mins when she was in top form.
>>11642931I'll play if you go in there first.Also you can post the IP because I get yelled at when I do it.
Guys i wasn't here for all that BCS shitNow i'm really curious about what she did
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IX2yFKElXoAHelp, this song is like crack to me. I don't even particularly care for ponka.
>>1164300410 internets?I thought there was only one
did bcs died?
>>11643023Shitposted for 5 days straight.
just check any thread from the last couple days in the archive and skim through it.
What if your waifu wanted to sexually you as a child?
>>11643023She went crazy and spammed the thread for about a week. If you want to see more just check the archives. She posted with the names "BCS" and "derail", I really don't want to talk about it anymore.
It's a weird place they ended Equestria Girls at in the Equestria Girls world.It's already going into winter of the main cast's senior year; they're going to graduate soon.Sunset Shimmer has been a demon and is known by at least some to be a pony, but she's going to be making some friends, maybe. Twilight Sparkle lives in the city and doesn't go to Canterlot High; it's still possible she can transfer in, but it'd be for less than a year of school.Flash Sentry's most recent flame just left forever (two and a half years) through a mirror; in the meantime, I guess he can either get back together with Sunset Shimmer or go after a Twilight Sparkle that has never met him before.Once they graduate, do they leave and go to college? Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna wouldn't matter anymore.
What does the future of pone look like?
>>11643023She posted ponies with her trip on, and some autist went apeshit for like two weeks.Probably Ross.
>>11643049I wasn't sexually attracted to cartoon ponies when I was a child, so I'd probably be kinda freaked out.
>>11643058>them hipsstupid sexy filly
>you will never gently roll a big pair of musky stallion balls around in your bare hands
>>11643000>This is what happens when you leave 2 niggas alone at home with a piano.
>>11643058I never realized how big babs ass was in that pic
>>11643056>>11643036but why would she do that?Last time i saw her was during the E3 and she seemed fine
should I do a readingor hats?
>>11643096Who knows? Please stop talking about it. We have already talked about it enough.
>>11643099Bubbles you should make your own decisions.Also if you read while hats is going on I just turn of the game sound and let you read in the background anyways.
>>11643099You should go to bed.
>>11643071Even if she winked at you?
>>11643096She lost her job, had no money for her medication, and her sister was supposedly molested by a brony.
evens: play FEARodds: draw
>>11642944I know right it's such a shame he stopped after 5 but there was not that much material after Ninjanomyx got booted
Evens: VideogamesOdds: Draw
GuysI've never hatted beforeI'm scared
>>11643131What was her job?
Which young mare is the most eager to please?
>>11643155Don't worry and have fun.
>>11643095Yeah, she's going to have one heck of a booty once she's grown up.
>>11643155Hold my hand and try not to fuck it up.
>>11643145Well they got rid of all the relatively funny people as soon as possible, because that keeps the viewers, right?
>>11643161I've never had fun before.
>>11643172jessy plsplease pony, not /v/
>>11643162I wonder how big rumble's cock will be when _he grows up.
Well.Man of Steel was pgood
>>11643136>>11643114video games it is thenI wish I could read while playing. Might liven things up, unless it was too annoying.>>11643122ok just for that, another jokeWhy is Rainbow Dash a bad date?Becuase at dinner she always dines and dash!
>launch TF2>only like 5 people in the serverYou guys do this shit every time.
>>11643200Joke's on you, I like your jokes.
>>11643175Hats.>>11643194I enjoyed it. Someone on /co/ had a good Lex Luthor idea.
Good morning, you lovely people.
>>11643188Well that's up to whatever headcannon you'd want to think up then.
>this celestia cosplay was way before Equestria Girls
>>11643194I thought it was alright.I thought the flashbacks were the best part of the movie.
>>11643223that pone is such a happy pone
>>11643223Hats are for queers.
>>11643246she's a pyromancer
>>11643242>sometimes I go to the lake and sing songs to the lake about the lake
>>11643246You're such a happy pone
NEW MINIATURE EQUINE?
>>11643264doesn't that hurt pone's hoof
>>11643281pone hoof is stronk
>>11643223>Someone on /co/ had a good Lex Luthor idea.What?
I love Twilight