My Little Pony General: Zebraic EditionOld city pony: >>11617258
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>11620739Thankyou
Pony told me she loves me!
>>11620755Come on Anon, the ponies are about to come on!You'll miss them again!
>Not Zigger general
>>11620726The secret ingredient in Zecora's brews is 250mL
boards.4chan.org/mlp/res/11617258#p11620688no, that's memy entire purpose was to be here long enough semi-consistently in order to be referred to as "that fag older than the dinosaurs"and push very very thinly veiled pseudo-avatarfagging
>>11620726I guess I could go for a Zecora episode. I guess most people want to see her history but I'd like one where she goes on a little adventure with Apple Bloom.
What do the sheep look like on the show?
>>11620782But I must sleep. My sleeping schedule is all fucked up thanks to you people.
>>11620811bags of wool
>>11620811like prisoners
>>11620825PRACTICE DRAWING
>>11620802
WHERE IS THE BOOP?
>>11620726Those zebras are nothin but trouble I tell ya whut
I guess no one liked this pic muchI was going to ink and color it but I'm asking myself "why"
>>11620838But I'm already doing backgrounds
>>11620802whynotboth.jpgthis is why flashbacks were invented
>>11620863I like that one better than the 2 colts one you posted last thread.
>>11620863I like that pic though.
>>11620863shading with blacksamebodyawful anime sidemouthlearn anatomyshit perspectivehand hiding
>>11620825>>11620826Did they talk?
>>11620895yeah. one even says "I was framed"
>>11620895baaarely
>>11620895Yes
>>11620887you know we say these things as a joke nowbut lmj still does every single one of these and is more popular than anyone currently in mlpg
>>116208870/10
>>11620782>You will never grab marker and carry her to bed.>As she protests against you.>"Anon please, I'm not tired and neither are you!" Her weak struggle suggests otherwise as you settle into bed, holding her. Her magic too weak from exhaustion to let her slip away.>She struggles a little as the covers come over you and her but your hand caressing her mane quickly distracts her, causing her to lean into it.>"B-but the night general...' she manages in a sigh before curling into your chest.>'They manage on their own...'
>>11620910popularoty =! quality
I want to volunteer at a stable so I can fuck a marehttp://i.imgur.com/M8nuxfv.gif
MLPG what was the episode that gave you the best "high" from the show.Sonic Rainboom had me hyped after the episode ended. To me it has one of the most satisfying climaxes ever with Dash Breaking the sound barrier and Fluttershy going crazy.
>>11620924>leaving the night general aloneANON YOU FOOLDON'T YOU REMEMBER LAST TIMETHERE'S STILL STAINS ON THE CEILING
I want to see Spike getting his cocks sucked while he sleeps.
>>11620939Keep Calm and Flutter OnIt grew on me
>>11620968Fuck you for changing your trip.Now I have to refilter you.
>>11620939Probably Bridle GossipI had finally given the show a chance and was marathoning what was out of the first season.I was still kind of in awe of why I was enjoying myself and then that episode hit me and I was done.
>>11620939First time watching?Sonic Rainboom.Rewatch?Luna Eclipsed.
>>11620887Yeah. Nobody gets criqitique here anymore, nobody comes up with decent requests to draw and if you draw what you want to draw outside of MLPG you'll have to deal with weeks of shitposting about you. That began during the second hiatus and nothing changed during season 3.No wonder no artist wants to stay here anymore.
>>11620939I should add climaxes in the show* before anyone says anything
OK SOhow bad was eqg?
>>11620978well fuck you too Anon
>>11620966 (You)BUT THAT'S RAPE
>>11621005Not terrible.
This is the worst hiatus
>>11620939I really don't know. Really whenever I watch an episode for the first time I'm excited as a little school girlEvery new episodes makes me giddy. The only episodes that didn't do that was Apple Family Reunion but even then I had a lot of fun watching it. I need to watch an episode a third time to really judge it.
>>11621008
>>11621005Consensus says It's average and mediocre. I still have yet to see it myself
>>11621008Learn to use backspace, Brae.
BCSI liked where you were going with those zebras
>>11620978>I better re-announce that I am going to filter someone!>This will show that I am a mature poster in the MLPG!
>>11621016It could very well be the last oneSuck it all in anon
MLPG sucks
>>11620931Just save up money and buy oneIf you move out to Kansas or somewhere in the middle of nowhere, rent will be dirt cheap and you'll save money to take care of your lovemare
>>11621041y-you too
>>11621008cute
>>11621008I knew you were a gay shitposter.
>>11621035Would your favorite pony approve of your posting habits? I think Dash might be a little weirded out but ultimately like the attention.
>>11621034meh
>>11621041And yet you hang around.Birds of a feather, eh?
>>11620450That's my art. Not my thumb. I don't let my fingernails get that long.Also night guys it's super late here.
>>11621060Twilight would be disappointed I waste so much time here that I could spend studying or reading books.
>>11621065why is Scootaloo a chicken?
>>11621045>spend life savings on a nice ranch outside in the middle of nowhere>finally get to fuck that mare>immediately regret everything after cumming inside it
>>11621060Pinkie would understand.Googly eyes make everything funny!And I just want to make you assholes smile.
>>11621085The circle of life.
>>11621085Select your pistol...
>>11621066I mixed it up, my bad
>>11621035>It's only been 13 days since Kraut left
>>11621089Do I look like I'm smiling?
>>11621066What happened with Sad Sack's cutie mark in your last picture, Seems different now.
>>11621060dash has every right to be weirded out by your posting habits, anon
>>11621132that's kind of creepy man
Don't forget to brush your teeth before you go to bed
>>11621132ahahaha
>>11621060I'm sure Twilight understands why I post Dash so much
>captcha refreshing as you are typing it
>>11621102S'no big deal.>>11621131I rushed and half-assed it. Did you notice I forgot his horn entirely?Okay really for reals going to bed now.
>>11621132this isn't going to become a thing now that morons figured out how to do this, is it?
>>11621172How do you do that?
>>11621060Depending on which of my two favorite ponies, they'd either be shocked by my lewdness but a little curious or trying to pretend to be disgusted but secretly terribly aroused.
>>11621172probably
>>11621132None of those are creepy or anything That green text is just her reaction to hugging
>>11621169I guess the cutie mark caught my eye first.Good night.
>>11621114
>>11621060I sure like her pies apparently.
>>11621186You ask Marker Pony to give you Archive Pony's number and he talks with his cousin who's in charge of /mlp/'s Archive to give you all the info you need
>>11621203alright you winI actually smiled at that anyways
>>11621203is that a peanut?
What if Trixie was that one girl who stood up to Sunset prior to Twilight, and that's the reason Trixie's a loner?
>>11621219Archive knows marker pony?
Gotta sleep soon.Any requests before then? Something with Marker?
>>11621227i thought it was rarity
>>11621132Top lel.
Did that anon deliver the blu-ray rip last night? I guess not, since all screencaps are still shit quality
>>11621203pfffft
>>11621217Does she know Im in her house?
>>11621227I really really doubt it.The reason she was alone is because Boast Busters never happened in that Universe because no Twilight so everyone thinks she's cunt and no one likes her ever.
>>11621217>huge thunderstorm last night>no pone to cuddle in bed with while watching lightning
>>11621243Marker with her hooves caught in pickle jarsunable to boop
>>11621222Mission accomplished!>>11621226I saw no peanut, Anon...
UNF
>>11621243Hulk Marker Pony trying to boop anons but smashing their faces instead
>>11621276>boops you anyway>jar shatters
Fluttershy would be such a lovely pony to sleep with
>>11621250Don't think so. I've given up, I'm just gonna hit up the theatre tomorrow.
>>11621276>Let go of the pickle, Marker.>"But I want a pickle!"
>>116212621) Trixie is not a travelling magician in this universe.2) As far as we know, this universe does not consist of giant space bears.3) Boast Busters is completely irrelevant in this universe.
>>11621222>tfw seeing "(You)" in other people's screencaps makes you paranoid
>>11621295Now? I mean there's already a camrip out, you're gonna pay for it just because the camrip isn't the best imaginable quality?
>>11621300I had been using 4chanx2 until it finally broke a few days agothe whole (you) thing kind of creeps me out to be honest
>>11621290So let me guess, Twilight didn't have any snark at all in EQG either?
>>11621300
>>11621292>Hulk Marker Pony trying to boop anus
>>11621253yes you were invited>>11621265i wonder if weather ponies can be worked with to get that kind of situation specially set up
>>11621297>It's the massive jars in the old meat shops.>With the huge pickles in them.>The just somehow drags them along, her hooves submerged in the brine.
>>11621320she needed more...
>>11621284I wonder if Big Mac ever uses Smarty Pants for that.
>>11621326What's going on there?
>[ ] Mark Quotes of You: Add '(You)' to quotes linking to your posts.fgts
>>11621342A cocksock?
>>11621342
>>11621320As far as I remember not really.
>>11621320>Twilight>Snark.I don't understand.Are you a summerfag?
>>11621329There are shops for old meat?
>>11621342my brain is full of fuck
>>11621336>Twilight's right hind legGot some clubfoot going on.
>>11621353Twilight has a big butt
>>11621358
>you will never be elbow deep in a pony
>>11621299In the show she realized she is a bitch after Magic Duel which is a the last part of a series of events started by Boast Busters. The equivalent of that event can't happen in that in EqG since there's no Twilight. That not happening means she's still a stuck up boastful bitch. So no one likes her at all. That's why she's alone.
>>11621397?
>>11621397>you will never be nose deep in stallion sheath
>>11621315I'm bored as fuck and need to get out of the house before I go stir crazy.
>>11621353Twilight is sleeping. Shh.
>>11621420But she isn't sleeping. She's reading
rape is a human construct
>>11621397uh what was I talking about?
>>11621415what
>>11621402>If Trixie dies in the pony world her human side will be fucked over with memories of her own death, but as a pony.>Also she will flicker in and out of existence.
>>11621420Twilight stop eating shaving cream
>>11621442What
>>11621420WHAT? TWILIGHT IS SHEEPING?
>>11621415>you will never rub your distended neck to please him
>>11621459>AJ>being a bitch as usualFuck you AJ
I can't think of a suitable response so here's porn http://imgur.com/a/0QbqY#0
>>11621454that's coffee not shaving cream you nignog
>>11621455Bioshock.
I need some cute screencaps of Scootaloo and Applebloom's faces
>>11621474>http://imgur.com/a/0QbqY#0BUT THATS WHERE POO COMES FROM
unf, just spent about an hour edging to thoughts of fucking/being fucked by braeburned before cumming
>>11621500>that celestia>you will never praise the sun
Okay so Renee is really fucking cute. I don't see how this isn't a waifu quest where we're the waifu.
>>11621500MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS MODS
>>11621500
>>11621506That's not weird at all
>>11621506>ed>>>/tumblr/
>>11621431>>11621459Now look what you've done. She's going to be up all night writing stern letters to the Princess.
>>11621513Look harder, misguided one.
>>11621482
>>11621500>pony lineup>height starts at 3'0That ain't logical
>last 20 postsfuck this thread
>>11621528But she is the princess. Is she going to write to herself?
>>11621528AND RARITY IS GOING TO BE UP ALL NIGHT BEING FUCKED BY MEWHAT'S YOUR POINT?
>>11621500I've always wondered if having a gigantic dick makes you feel more stimulation. More skin being rubbed and touched at the same time.
>>11621514Oh god you started?Have fun.
>>11621523I know it's weird but I enjoyed it all the same.
>>11621506>I masturbated to contributors before it was cool
>>11621555She will write to all her princess friends.
>>11621506>you will never be spitroasted by brae and his bf
>>11621582Why does Applejack need spurs?
>>11621575>that feel when someone might have masturbated to you
>>11621555>Dear Princess TwilightI love booksSincerelyPrincess Twilight
>>11621582But AJ died two seasons ago after Grogar captured her. They used the Alicorn transformation spell to late for her. Since then Apple Bloom replaced her a the Element of Honesty.
>>11621604Someone on mlpg keeps saying they'd suck my dick. Thank you, anonymous ego booster.
>>11621620I love you GG.So so much.
>>11621620Are they Ice Pack's biggest competition?
>>11621500>You'll never an overendowed Fluttershy>You'll never fuck her like a mare so that you can't see her gear>You'll never slowly work up her confidence so that she lets you see and touch it
>>11621620i never really liked that song
>>11621644>biggestSeems about right.
>>11621604Sometime I daydream about sharing an apartment with my favorite contributor and stuff.Who are you?
>>11621620who the fuck are these two ponces
So, did you watch that dvd rip thing, or was it nothing but a ruse?
>>11621636I'd suck your dick.
>>11621666Zecora's mates Satan.
>>11621669We watched a camrip last night
>fapfiction written in second person perspective
>>11621620Will you continue that femsnails thing. I was thinking that since you dropped it, I might follow it up, but I'm slow as, well, very slow, so I don't know.
>>11621663I dream of sharing an apartment with brae and his bf and regularly being used as their fuck toy.
>>11621675uhwhat?
>>11621597>brae and his bf will never DP your tight pink virgin boy pussy;_;
>>11621663I wouldn't exactly call myself a contributor.
>>11621690Second and first person are such a turn-off, even in normal fiction.
>>11621692>Will you continue that femsnails thing.probably notbut there will be more of these two
>>11621706The guys that fuck Zecora every single night. Her mates. What's so hard to understand?
>>11621666I'm glad you asked, satan.The appear to be Equestria's first related Comfort Horse duo.
>>11621690It scratches a certain itch.
>>11621604It makes me happy every time I read it, even though I'm pretty sure it's not true. But it's such a nice thought that someone liked you enough to do it.
>>11621514Yeah, she's a qt. The major differences start a few logs in (<5), so stick with it.
>>11621715Well at least that means it won't end up just being a dreamSpice totally scored, you guys!
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>11621698I kind of daydream about having a ridiculously random job that lets me work odd hours and from home most of the time, so I can spend preparing comfort home-cooked meals for SB, since that's the only way I can make people feel better.
>>11621737Nah, she just saw their ad in the copy of PlayFilly she found and fantasized about them before falling asleep.
>>11621724Not when it's post-by-post between two people and the other is writing in first person.I'm trying to fap but I can't because this is hurting my brain.
>>11621690I'm sorry.
>>11621598She just likes the sound they make.>>11621620What's Mua mean? I assume it's related to what Mti means from context.
>>11621644I like to think they work in a completely opposite manner than Ice Pack. Whereas Ice Pack works to "heal" the lonely mares of Ponyville, the twins work for the greed. They see it as getting free money and pussy.
>>11621767I want to see AJ's huge closet of hats
>>11621005Hee hee
>Venture bros is boring nowWhat ever will I do with my life?
>>11621709>Braeburn and Caramel will never stretch your tight human ass with their pony cocks while being thankful that they finally found someone subier than they are
>>11621757Doesn't matter, had sex.
>>11620895>Did they talk?Do you even watch the show?
>>11621715>more of themyiss
>>11621775>huge closet>Not secret underground vault complete with a hat pool in which she dives like Scrooge McDuck
>>11621720i cglitter glue, what have you to say to these allegations of sexualing a completely not for sexual entity
>>11621795Sometimes, but not recently.
>>11621800>sexualing a completely not for sexual entityI don't see any rocks in the picture.
>>11621756What kind of food would you make for SB?I don't cook much myself but one of my favorite things to make when I do is a corned beef hash omelet with cheese and a side of toast. If I'm feeling lazier I'll usually just make a burger or something.
I...I inspired 2 new GG characters?Wasn't expecting that.
I have very little context but Roogna asked me to draw this for him. He may or may not have promised to suck my dick for it.
>gay shitposting>againThis is getting so tiring...
>>11620895>>11621813Love that movie, just watched it a few months ago too.
>>11621847Then post straight stuff, anon.>>11621849It's a good one.
>>11621756I wish I had the drive to work from home.Programming is the perfect trade for that too, but I can never seem to focus. That and it'd be lonely as shit without housemates or lots of friends with plenty of free time.
>>11621847Would you rather it be HER again?
>>11621847So if it's straight it's not shitposting?
>>11621841It's canon.>>11617059
>>11621847I keep telling you manYou have to be bi to enjoy MLPG
>>11621862i don't mind HER
>>11621871No it's not, because it rarely ever happens to begin with.And it doesn't last for three or more hours.
>>11621859>>11621871No it'd just be straight shitposting then.
>>11621862I prefer her to this.
>>11621881Or not an easily upset busybody.
>>11621841
>>11621871No, they're certainly both shitposting. You're not being oppressed
>>11621841tell roogna to go eat a fat dick
I wish people wouldn't use their name when they aren't contributing
>>11621891You asked for this
>Dufelbag draws it so Tex doesn't have toWhat a nice guy.
>>11621828I don't know. Anything he'd like. I learn quite fast and love trying out new things.I've really gotten into making risotto lately. It's extremely satisfying to cook and to eat and even if it does take a bit of time, it's really easy to make.I love baking as well. Strudels (with apples, but also black cherry strudels are awesome), anything with chocolate or cheesecakes.
Hey MLPG what's soaking wet and clueless?http://heartnotes3.tumblr.com/post/53619027292/this-is-me
>>11621883>three or more hoursmore like five minutes, and it's just a few people.everyone else is continuing on their own discussions and not trying to derail the thread with pointless accusations of shitposting.
>you will never cum 250mL
>>11621898OMG CHEK UR PRIVILGE CIS SKUM HELP IM BEING RAPED
>>11621841Yes, yes.Good, GOOD.1 down, 29 to goI hope end up needing my stomach pumped like elton john
>>11621841Are you practicing your humans, still?
>>11621890I'm sure that that's not a thing that exists, Anon>>11621896It's the only religious children's film I can stand watching
>>11621905You aren't contributing. Take off your name Anonymous.
>>11621916If it's just a few damn people then why don't they take it to a fucking chatroom or something?
>>11621923OK!
>>11621930>implying 4chan is not the largest imageboard on the netwow
>>11621935>>11621923FuckLets try again
>>11621883Like there's any other better discussion is going on. We could discuss why _______ is so pony for the 900th time already
>>11621896/pol/ please go.
>>11621946TRY HARDER ANON
>>11621920Nah, just drop me I'm not good enough at humans to contribute this time.
>>11621905i wish reporting awful shitposters actually did something.
getting high and cumming to pony is the best
>>11621950Is it actually a good movie? I have an aversion to Disney films.
>>11621949Yeah, we could. Or we could art. Or talk about how terrible EQG was.
BCS PLEASE stay and make some gay zebras
>>11621735>changes>just finished log 1I don't want this.
New Tex™ and the influx of namefags posting with their names on is the worse thing to happen to MLPGEven worse than new BCS
>>11621969Which pony?
>>11621958I wish ignoring awful shitposters actually did somethingoh wait.
>>11621972It's not Disney
>>11621972It's Dreamworks and yes.
>>11621972>I have an aversion to Disney films.FirstYou're a dirty niggerSecondIt's not a Disney filmThirdIt's OK as a film, It's pretty good as a religious one
>>11621977but I'm drawing raraspike EQG...
Would pony be your friend?
>>11622008Oh.Thats okay too.
>>11622009Probably not
>>11622009No. She's too good for me.
>>11622009I hope so.
>>11621907
>>11621979Come with me.
>>11621979>New TexI noticed that latelyTex, and now Xieril lately have been just posting a lot of how much they love their waifu and only that
>>11622009Doubt it. But that's okay.
>>11622009no
>>11621969ya thats the best feel but still i dont understand why obama wants to stop me from doing it.
>>11622009yeah
>>11622009Not even Pinkie would be anon's friend.
>>11622028He needs to assert his dominance now that he's been outed as having a tiny dick
>>11621930it's not like all the gayfags of MLPG know each other and skype regularly or something.also off-topic really is unavoidable, especially on hiatus. there's no way we can talk purely about the show 24/7.you only consider it shitposting because it's a subject you don't like.
>>11622049>jilling
>implying anon does not want to fuck cutepls
>>11622028Besides the fact that they contribute, they're no better than any other avatarfag. I mean seriously.
>>11622058>outed as having a tiny dickLOL really?
>>11622028The ponies finally got to their heads. They went insane. All they can do now is think about their ponies. Soon they'll just fanish and after a month we'll hear on the news that they were found hanged in their rooms with drawings of AJ and Dash respectively drown in blood all over the walls.
>>11621930Because the gayfags aren't really gay fagsThey just want to post lewd things anonymously
>>11622065Not only are they annoying, but they're fucking creepy too.Constantly greentexting about how they want to fuck contributors. Weird motherfuckers.
>>11622081>avatarfagoh how I hate that word>post pony>get labelled avatartag or "she's your waifu">liking things at all in MLPG
>>11622094I'm a bifag irl
>>11621979I hardly ever post with my name on for you fuckers and yet you still complain.
>>11621979This is likely an unpopular opinion, but honestly I don't mind if they're stand-up people that like posting ponies.Most anons in the general nowadays I stereotype into shitposters first and designate whether they have a valid opinion after.
I'm bisexual, not gay.>trusting anon to get THAT right
>>11622028>Tex, and now Xieril lately have been just posting a lot of how much they love their waifu and only thatIt's really fucking inane shit, and I can't see how they can just do hours of it at a time. I guess they lead dull stressful lives or something. Or maybe it's some parody to show how hallow MLPG is and they're trying to save us?
>>11622121>I'm bisexualwho here isn't?
>>11622110I want you all to leave so that MLPG can finally die.
>>11622085>LOL really?We're joking. He drew Anon with a small dick, so we mock.
>>11622123>hallowWhat, like hallowed ground?
>>11622099We do have plenty of people wanting to Breaburned, but we have an equal numner of people who have the hots for Jessy, Rose or rediv.It's not only the gayfags that get lewd.
>>11622126Everyone is bisexual until convinced otherwise.That's my hypothesis.
>>11622130>mlpg>dieNot until the show dies
>>11622085tex and GG have both admitted to having smaller than average dicks.why do i know this. why did this conversation come up on mlpg. why did they admit to this. i have no fuckken clue.
>>11622126Straight pride represent
>>11622110It wasn't really something people complained about until the move to /mlp/
>>11622130Why do you want the general to die anon? Did they kill your father?
>>11622138I've been making a ton of phonetic typos like that lately.
>>11622126I just like girls, dude.
>>11622141I haven't seen a steady stream of sexual greentext for them.Only brae.
>>11622126I'm not.
>>11622126i would never have sex with a dude
I'm sick of you losers...
>>11622009>Would pony be your friend?I get along with little girls, and ponies are basicallly that, so yeah. >Rainbow DashWait, no. She'd mock me.
I wish people would stop caring about dick size.You have at least 2 other things to pleasure someone with.
>>11622161>Palette Swap rape fic
>>11622161Well, no, that'd just be creepy
Hey! Guys! Why did Bad Dragon send out coupon codes to all their previous customers? Because they think that everyone deserves a second Chance!
>>11622126Human males are disgusting
>>11622173Why are you still here then?
>>11622101Oh come on, you can't deny Tex is a huge avatarfag.http://derpy.me/ARc8i
>>11622112I feel the same way. It's not really a problem seeing them around.
With friends like you, WHO NEEDS ENEMIES!?
>>11622184You're disgusting
>>11621978Oh whoops, I forgot that that dream happened in the very first session, thought it was the second one at least.>I don't want thisStill reading, right?
>>11622178But I'd rather use my dick.
>>11622179How long ago was that? Holy shit that's probably nearing around a year and a half old now.
>>11622186but none of those are avatars
>>11622185because pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony pony
>>11622153what movie is that
>>11622126bi. it's not a big deal.
>>11622199You still can, and to great effect, despite the size.
>>11622178>Wanting anyone to experience pleasure but yourself
>>11622153Tex have you ever drawn Discord?
>>11622178Shut the fuck up Charnobyl, not all of us have 3 dicks
>>11622192Stop stealing Twilight's quotes.
>>11622214Looks like The Road to El Dorado
>>11622214>not knowing Road to El DoradoGO WATCH IT RIGHT NOW YOU DIRRTY NIGGER
>>11622146please, just a majority of anons will leave, a handful of anons, a bunch of new drawfags, and half the old drawfags will remain.
>>11622214The Road to El Dorado, anon.>>11622222A long time ago.
Guess it's gonna be one of those nights
why doesnt society accept my love with deer wife
>>11622214Boku no El Dorado
>you will never make a pony as big as they've always wanted to be
>>11622229I don't watch shitty disney movies. those are for kids and they're obnoxious.
>>11620739thankyou
>>11622239Why is this pony so pretty when she's sad?
>>11622141>ea
>tfw finally filtering BCSFeels good, man.
>>11622240
>>11622123>inane shitThat's what baffles meEvery fucking day, all day, he just posts "what if pony was sleepy?" and several other things from a very small batch
>>11622204And Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.Your point?
>>11622234>A long time ago.I don't remember it.
KEEP AWAY!hmmgarbage
>>11622244Why does pony want to be big?
>>11622240Art-Anon pls
Say Luna's feeling kinder than usual one night and appears in your dream.She tells you that she can make one wish come true in your dreams and dreams in the future should you choose something recurring.What would your wish be?
>>11622239It seems like it's been like this this past week.
>>11622247>The Road to El Dorado>Disney MovieI'LL CUT YOU
>>11622258Forever ago.
>>11622265
Girls have it so easy.Not having to worry about dick size.AND DON'T EVEN BRING UP BOOB SIZE, THOSE AREN'T NECCESARY
>>11622255And you think MLPG is really any better? They're using MLPG for its intended purpose.
>>11622254>you will never rub your ear against a girl's vagina
>>11622285gee anon, thanks for bringing up irrelevant bullshit in a pony general.
>>11622269At least 4 days now. It was slightly better during the day when we ripped on the movie.
>>11622247
>>11622285Hey, at least our dicks don't bleed once a month.Plus, we get way better anal.
>>11622161You're right, I should start posting fetish fueled greentext stories about fucking Tex.
>>11622255And pictures of ApplejackDon't forget the pictures of Applejack
>>11622255Really it's this that gets me. I can see why people wouldn't want fetish discussion or something unsavory. But I really can't stay on MLPG is every topic is like that. I need some actual show discussion.
>>11622291>bitching about ponies in a topic called "My Little Pony" generalnever change 4chan
>>11622292
>>11622301Wait, my dick isn't supposed to bleed?
>>11622302Excellent idea, give everyone more of a reason to hate you.
>>11622262>Tiny Vegeta
>>11622295Speaking of which, I was dead tired last night despite rumors of an upcoming decent-quality rip, and decided to sleep rather than pony.Did that happen?
>>11622314What a filthy horse.
>>11622342No
>>11622343She's a diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirty girl.
Have you hatched your dragon yet? I didn't want to take any chances, so I bronze one instead of a chromatic type.
>>11622343Woah anon, are you coming on to her?
>implying that's a bad thing
>>11622342Last night? No. It was streamed in the morning.Apparently there's some asshat with the actual DVD too, but he has yet to deliver.
>>11622361Holy shit I want one. Thing looks neat.
>>11622337
>>11622363Later maybe
>>11622178>Tongue>Fingers>When you're a topNah manFuck them with a big dick and then blow them if you're generous and they're into itBig dicks are just way more attractive and fun
>>11622323That was sarcasm.My point is the only reason brae shows up more in those kinds of posts is because he's one of the few openly gay contributors we know much about, so it's natural for people to pick him to write greentext stories around.
>>11622361>Can I have an armadillo girdled lizard as a pet?>Yes you can.FUCK THERE GOES MY PAYCHECK
>>11622362but its winter
>>11622370>>11622350Thanks
>>11622295I just haven't been liking the fact that it's been in the night. Seems like a week ago things were slower.
>>11622382w-what about my average sized dick?
>>11622383>it's natural to write creepy fetish texts about contributors
>>11622382Go back to the gay bath house, Brae
>>11622360>>11622363If you're going to be like that Dash I'm going to use the garden hose.
After more than two and a half years of visiting this place I left due to boredom. But I got bored and came back to be bored here instead. It was a semi-productive couple of weeks, though.
I love all of you.
>>11622393
>>11622404It is here, yeah.
>>11622361>It grows up to reject you because it's a noble creature and you're selfish and evil
>>11621162aggravating, isn't it?
>>11622414
>>11622404WE ALL KNOW EACH OTHER ALREADY
>>11622404>not wanting someone to write fetish greentext about you
>>11622414Sexually?
pinkie toy on the floor at 1:35http://www.xvideos.com/video4703015/juliana_souza_and_bruna_butterfly_apr_17_2013
>>11622414I fuckin swear, you make it so difficult sometimes anon.
GodI can't decide if I want to draw pone or more Isabelle
>>11622416Oh dear. She's just so horny
>>11622439>Shitty tats he'll regret in a few years
>>11622447Why not both?
>>11622401One of the day thread shitposters seems to be here now along with BCS.
>>11622447Draw Zecora eating hay.
>>11622447Draw them both interacting.
>>11622447What about a pone with Isabelle
>>11622439>pinkie with plugs down her spinegod fucking damn it why did they have to combine worst horse with my favorite thing?
>>11622447Why can't we have both.png
>>11622447Nobody draws both.
Do we really want to get into this tonight again? Liking MLP makes you an acceptable target for stalking and hate crimes now, including your friends, partners, PREVIOUS partners, and family.Let's not go into details, K?
>>11622456pony crossovers with everything is dumb
>>11622456>>11622461>>11622464>>11622469>>11622470
>>11622439send it to EqD
>>11622486you're dumb
>>11622456Tex you should stram PoE someday.
>>11622477You let your sister get raped.
>>11622477Let's do it, maybe we'll find out why you're so fucked up.
>>11622490>whycan'twehaveboth.jpg
>>11622477since you want to use mlpg as your personal blog why dont you tell us what problems you are dealing with right now so we can understand.
>>11622486Don't they have horses in Animal Crossing? It can't be too much of a stretch.
>>11622516Truth hurts?
>>116225129 was such a dull film. Way overhyped.
>>11622511>notyourpersonalbloganonHi there
>>11622516Why'd you let it happen?
>>11622516You didn't stop it.
>>11622465You shut your whore mouth.
>>11622527which is too bad because the short was amazing
What does mlpg think of guard pone?
>>11622524>rape apologists
>>11622538I was in a different city.
>>11622548hops pls
>>11622544We're not apologizing, we just want to know why you let it happen.Do you not love your sister?
>>11622548Rose please.That budgie has outrageous tits.
>>11622411>Brae>being a toptop lel
with friends like you who needs enemies?
>>11622543I would gladly give him a massage after a long day's patrol. That armor has to get heavy after a while, even if you've been wearing it every day for years.
So now that purple pone has been irrevocably soiled my choice of waifu comes down to these two ponies.Who is the superior choice mlpg?
>>11622553Oh, so you don't know if it had anything to do with bronies?Maybe your sister is making the whole thing up?
>>11622537>Don't masturbate for days>Suddenly way up in the middle of the night, incredibly hornyYou ever get the impression that your unconscious mind is trying to talk to your conscious mind?
>>11622570Pinkie Pieit's gonna be a loooooong night
>>11622458Guess another problem for time to heal.
>>11622576You gotta let that out, anon.What's your poison?
>>11622575just shut your face
Is there a torrent with all the comics? I hate individually downloading things.
>>11622570I'd go with Rarity, although there's more of a chance of her getting a boyfriend in the not too distant future than Pinkie.
>>11622570Rarity
>>11622576Do you know what hot glue is?
>>11622570>implying a dirty mud pone is superior to anythingGo with Rarity. Even if she's a slut, she's better than the alternative.
>>11622591Time heals all wounds.
>>11622596No, you obviously WANT to talk about it, so let's talk.Let's talk about your sister.
>go to sleep hours ago>wake up to find BCS still posting
>>11622576
>>11622558>brae will never mount n' dew you
>>11622617Let's talk about this pony instead
>>11622570Go with the grey one so you can fight with everyone else who waifufags her while I keep being superior with the pink one.
>>11622570pinkie
>>11622637No, really, let's work through your problem.Lets start with your relationship, how well do you two get along.
>>11622570Ponk fans are underrepresented lately if you want to be hipster about it
>>11622654no
>>11622576>Twilight Sparkle will never conduct an experiment where Rainbow Dash whispers sexual things in your ear while you're sleeping, and monitor how your brain waves and vitals change
>>11622669I'll take that as a "not very well".Do you consider her trustworthy?Would you tell her secrets that you don't want to get out?
>>11622681>Rainbow Dash>Not Rarity
>>11622684
>>11622609You're still here?I guess I'm never coming back here again. And you guys were even starting to get to know me. Oh well. I'll still post my drawings on my blog so whatever.
>>11622716She won't fucking leave.
>>>/co/51056949>This fucking video, /co/.>We are, in a way, responsible for this. We birthed the fandom with our poison womb.Has it gone too far? S-should we help /mlp/ get better?>Rage/Wut thread?
>>11622705I'll take that as "she's a lying bitch"Next up, what does she think of bronies?Do you think she's okay with them, or would she make up a story about getting molested by one?
>>11622718100 replies
>>11622718I stopped interacting with you for like 6 months since I got a job. Now I'm out of one again, so I'm going to bed at 6am more. Now I'm seeing GG a lot again
So yeah, just watched that Equestria Girls "movie". I had to drink four beers to get through it. Coincidentally the movie has FOUR songs, whoa-ho.I love that Hasbro is willing to make a TV channel for themselves, work for three years rebuilding their MLP brand and franchise, and yet make a movie that could be mistaken for another show entirely. I don't care about Twilight falling in love with a dude or anything like that, that wasn't a surprise from an executive perspective. I just don't get how you work to rebuild a franchise that's one of the biggest assets for your channel and then do jackshit to support that. They'll have to do better than Flash 8 (I recommend Toon Boom Animate), get their feet wet.
>>11622718Thank you
>>11622718OhOh my GODThat's gold.
>>11622718oh my.
>>11622718Why did you stop drawing that cute changeling?Did she kill icepack or something.
>>11622718GG plsYou need to stopyou have a problemHow many new characters have you made? How many ongoing or unfinished quests? How many "I'll do it laters"? What about Dangaya and Icepack?
>>11622749Hi Ross.
>>11622765ICEPACK IS DEAAAAAAAD
WHATEVER COULD GO WRONG?
>>11622718Those are some weapons grade rhyming skils
>>11622783>sweetie belle>wealthy background
>>11622783>21
>>11622718
>>11622795Her sister is rich as fuck...
>>11622770I can make all the characters I want anon
>>11622780But if Icepack is dead, who will love Danganya
>>11622800You can't set the age lower than 21
>>11622805Of course you canBut where will they go?What happens to them?For someone called Weaver, you sure leave a lot of loose ends.
>>11622810 the new blood I guess?
>>11622803That's not stated in the show.I'm sure if Rarity were rich she wouldn't work so hard and would live in Canterlot.
>>11622783Sweetie grew up overhearing her mother talk about how it was bad enough they gave rights to the dirt ponies, but even let the non-white ones vote.
>>11622822There is no loose end, Ice Pack is dead and any time you see him from now on, it's Danganya
>>11622822>But where will they go?Characters don't go anywhere, anonThere's not some finite character storage space where other characters have to be pushed outYou don't have to "end" a character or an idea to make a new oneThe idea of characters being "loose ends" is really off the mark, especiallyLike what, at some point do I just end femsnailsor draw like some final "goodbye" comic for Gillouit's nothing like that
>>11622836DangayaMuschioNanAnd countless others
>>11622826>one tiny gem could buy an industrial drier>she can find how many gems she wants>She has chests full of those things at home>Sapphire bought 10 suits that were 50% gems >Hoity made her more famous>She received a shitload of orders in Sweet and Elite
>>11622777You caught me, ya detective you. I should add that I watched the LEAKED movie on Youtube, NOT in theaters.
>>11622835But she's friends with Applebloom who's also a dirt pony
>>11622851She's still a virgin though
>>11622848>"goodbye" comic for GillouNODON'T LET SUCH A THING ENTER YOUR MIND
>>11622855Having a better night?
>>11622855Do you consider us your friends?
>>11622875How's your sister doing?
>tfw BCS is here posting porn againhttp://i.imgur.com/KSkDUVN.jpggo away BCS
>>11622783>ethnic DT and SSYeeeess
>>11622402They're fineAverage dicks are plenty for most guys8+ dicks are getting a bit on the big side for everyday fucks
>>11622885wrong timespace to be Rossnice try
>>11622890MUCH better
>mlpg has turned into a chat room for BCS and rossi am marking this as the lowest point mlpg has ever seen.
>>11622890okay?
>>11622851Gems are dragon food an don't hold the same value as they would here.They're evidently not rare and Rarity needs the business from Sweet and Elite, it was the whole reason she didn't make it to Twilight's party.
im bored again
>>11622919fuck off then
>>11622718THE DYNAMIC DOUBLE DICKING DUOI like it.A lot.
>>11622928Draw a wiggly pony butt
>>11622890hey asshole if you post an imgur link dont post a picture so the imgur script works
>>11622882Haha, fuck no! I'm the bad guy around here, posting stuff nobody likes!I oughta draw some more Sweetie Belle, /mlpg/ hates it
I hate when contributors leave and go to sleep without saying goodbye.
>>11622941how about fuck you
>you will never feel a pony flare before they unload
>>11622942Actually I wished you drew ponies more.
>>11622942MLPG doesn't like anyone, Ross...but they love Nobody
>>11622942I like most of your stuff, RossI can even see the charm in your style
>>11622942Oh, and I forgot my image.
>>11622942Ross I hate you so goddamn muchYou better draw this pone
>>11622959You're one of the few with common sense then.
>>11622940super wiggle pony butt
>>11622925Nigga a tiny as fuck gem was enough to buy an industrial drier that was as big as the damn Tree House. That's pretty goddamn valuable. And she wanted to get in the Canterlot High Society. It was her big chance to make her dreams real. It wasn't for business.
>>11622973UNF
>>11622961wow it's a fucking miracleit was color
>>11622942>Haha, fuck no! I'm the bad guy around here, posting stuff nobody likes!But that's true though. You're like a pork salesman walking into a Jewish synogog and wondering why you get no sales and insults.
>>11622966what a qt
>>11622984don't even start MLPG
>>11622974I'm going with the star trek latinum idea that there are some gems which can be made by magic so they're pretty worthless, and other gems which are only found naturally and so are pretty valuable.
>>11622848Well said good sir, well said.
>>11622989Disgusting.
>>11622972Is that where you want it, anon?
>>11622989This is a bad time. Tex left, and BCS and Ross are here.
this is hell
>>11622989Now touch your toes!
>>11622989And I STILL can't pick between Sugar and SpiceI'm leaning towards Sugar though
>>11623009>implying Corwin isn't in the S3 chatIshiggydiggy woop
>>11623010Day threads are still worse
Has anyone tried to contact a mod to perhaps get BCS banned?That'd be swell, obviously like most shitposters she'd evade and come back, but it would certainly make most of us feel better.
>>11623032oh you ponies are just the most fun I've had in EONS
>>11623032Not me, but the thing is she'd ban evade in no time and I doubt any mod cares enough to range ban her.
Goodnight MLPG
>>11623032I would do it, but I already did it for Spitfire and it worked, and I don't want to bother the mods just myself.
>>11623002Th-thats where I like it m-most, but you can breed me instead, if you want.
>>11623032i have reported over 50 times. i gave up though.i have just been coming to mlpg less and less these days so i dont really care anymore.
>>11623054But you just woke up.
>>11623062Sounds like you would be interested in a certain pair of zebras.
>SS not being a a drug addicted>DT is probably one tooReally they're rich girls. There really isn't any other future for themWhat should I do tough?
>>11622989>>11623023>>11623025I don't understand how you guys can like this
>>11623067The only way you'll get any rise out of a moderator is by contacting them.
>>11623082Some people have no standards anon
>>11623072Does this game only have one event or what? This is the first thing that came up last time someone LP'd it on here, too.
>>11623082>I don't understand how you guys can like thisThat's probably for the best>>11623072take the pills, youre only delaying the inevitable if you don't.
>>11623069A P-P-PAIR? But I've only ever been with one stallion at a t-time. I don't know if I could take two at once.
>>11622966Fine, fine, for fuck sake I'll draw him. But I'm adding in Triple Stuf, too.
>>11623102Good, i want to see them both
>>11623083i have given up hope. i wish i cared more, maybe some day a hero will rise up and save us.
>>11623101Well these zebras probably want to share the same hole.But if you could convince them to split up I'm sure you could get nice and full nice and quick~
>>11623102Can you just draw him alone, in a non incestuous fat fetish setting?Please?
>>11623096There are a lot of them. Someone asking to help them hunt a super zombie, someone offering to draw the horde of zombies away if you give them a live bait, a small girl asking to let her inside and many more.But each event has different requirements and this one probably has none other than having two survivors together.
>>11623082Sexual attraction is probably the most subjective thing ever, so that kind of thing is to be expected.
>>11623096It's one of the earlier-on/more prolific ones I think.
>>11623082there are people on this planet who enjoy torturing and raping children to death. there is no point in trying to understand why.
>>11622989>404'dwhat
Fun fact- Sweetie Belle's thighs are so strong she can squeeze a 3L bottle of soda hard enough for the screwed-on cap to pop off like a champagne bottle cork.
>>11623136>Corwin gets banned for anthro>Shitposters remain
>tried the frenulum edging thinggood lord that was a fucking incredible orgasm
>>11623116
http://derpiboo.ru/302127Delivery!
>>11623099>take the pills>We took the pills from her and she lashed out and struck Sweetie, giving her a broken arm.Shit man. She's crazy
Hi, guys.
>>11623083How do I contact them?
>>11623136Anthro is against the rules. He should have posted an imgur link
>>11622041jews did it
>>11623137>she can squeeze a 3L bottleBut what can she do with a 250ml load?
>>11623032Some time away from pony might do her good. Bitch got too much pony going on.
>>11623148Bitches be cray cray in this game.In mine, Fluttershy gave Rarity a concussion by throwing a TV at her head.
>>11623148>Silver Spoon is secretly a mantis shrimp
>>11623148God damn, is Sweets gonna be alright?
>>11623151Use the IRC!irc://irc.rizon.net/4chanhttp://www.rizon.net/chat#4chanormods@4chan.org
>>11623159How about a 500 mL double-dose?
>>11623147what an awful way to deliver pizzas
>>11623165The first thing that happened in the game for me was Silver throwing a fucking bed at Scootaloo
>>11623177The pizza is complimentary, anon.
>>11623174Thanks
If I didn't know any better, I'd think that MLPG had some kind of a thing for zebras.
>>11623180...then... what is she delivering...?
>>11623172Unfortunately no since I don't have the right medicine for broken limbs right now and the hospital has like 30 zombies in it.
Man, I'm falling asleep here.Hopefully I can get this done.
>>11623178>Silver throwing a fucking bed at ScootalooOH GOD SOMEONE DRAW THISI'M LAUGHING MY ASS OFF
>>11623181A few pointers:*Link the mod one of the posts so he can ban her, they don't really like going through the entire thread*Don't spaghetti
>>11623181The irc is definitely the way to go between the two.It's much more prompt and more likely to be noticed.
>>11623178>not Silver throwing Scootaloo onto a bed and fucking
>>11623186Why, your order of course.An extra large deep dish with two liter beverage. Though it may be a meat lovers to if that's your thing.
>>11623187>let SS keep pills, withdrawal lateror>take pills, withdrawal nowI knew something stupid was going to happen, we should have let her keep them for now and take them later when the hospital was cleared.
>>11623186Super sex.I'll take the soup.
>>11623178>Silver and Scootaloo arguing has escalated into a fight. Silver ended up with small cuts and tears. THIS ISN'T GOING TO END WELL AT ALL
http://i.imgur.com/wEqjQwa.jpgUNF
>>11623219Christ man, separate them.
>>11623162She had a hell of a long time away, then showed up just recently with the sole purpose of shitposting.I still don't understand why.
>>11623211>Though it may be a meat lovers to if that's your thingI know how this goes down
>>11623072Opiates are great, I'd take the pills without a second though
>>11623231F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN
Did Corwin get banned? His post vanished and he stopped posting.
>>11623244U IS FOR URANIUM BOMBS
>>11623231I-is that MarshmallowBeam?Is he back?
>>11623254I REALLY hope not.That would be another kind of injustice.
>>11623219>Diamond, Sweetie and Silver got drunk together. WELL AT LEAST SOME PEOPLE ARE GETTING ALONG WELL
>>11623241It's your order, man.If you want just the regular extra larde deep dish you can have it.
>>11623269He didnt, he said the file just got deleted.
>>11622718OH GOD HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS BEFORE?It keeps getting better.
>>11623256C IS FOR ...
>>11623159That's a smaller number than 3L dingus, of course she could do it.
>>11623298No, no this is okay
>>11623308So, she likes to give zebras thighjobs?
>>11623312Extra sausage it is then!Or are you more of a three-meat man?
>>11622718>>11622718>or zero, if you're extra cute
>>11623321Samoa is extra cute.
>>11623318Where is this going?
>>11623326Giving zebras thighjobs, duh.
>>11623137oh godgood night everyone
>>11623320>three-meatH-how much extra?
>>11623321Oh please, they're doing the same thing that the filly scouts do with cookies.But if you get it from them, you get two cup of milk to wash it down.
>>11623333The fuck is a thighjob?
>>11623342http://i.imgur.com/katjiT1.jpg
>>11623338It's in the name. Generous portions of three separate great tasting meats all on one delicious deep dish.
>>11623342It's like vaginal sex without penetrationIt's where you squeeze your dick into the delta between one thigh, another thigh and a vagina.
>dat strengthsuit
>>11623349>>11623354Huh. Kinda dumb.
Yep. We have crossed the line of the breakdown.This hiatus is turning into a nightmare again.It happened quicker than in the last one and it will last longer too.
>>11623349>ishikeiGood taste.
>>11623371It's been like this for at least two weeks, although EG being as bad as it is surely didn't help.
>>11623201The things I do for you people
>>11623366What's dumb about it?You can avoid pregnancyBoth partners can get pleasureThe girl can easily make it tighterIt's a good idea.
>>11623382Thanks, now I need a new drink.
>>11623384It's too racy for my tastes. I'd rather draw Scootaloo finally getting some guts and kissing Sweetie Belle than something like that.
>>11623371We knew EqG was going to happen and the comics would be far in between.It's the unknowns we weren't prepared for.We've usually been nice and slow during the 2-7am (ET) which allows for proper topics to be focused on rather than a speedy jumbled mess.
>>11623321Hmm, AA, you make a good point.Samoa IS extra cute...
>Corwin shows up and is instantly banned>First time he showed up in monthsHi-lariousGG or anyone else ever get banned for anthro?
>>11623413She IS a zebra, I'm sure her body is more suited then femSnails
>>11623341I think it's closer to two quarts of milk.
>>11623413>other scouts try to hold her back>the twins are writhing in pain on the floor, hooves covering their groins
Why is MLPG so shit?
THESE ANIMALS DONT LISTEN
>>11623428It's because you're here.
>>11623423Nah, 250ml each.Though I guess they could go more then once
>>11623432Why is that bunny sniffing Rainbow's butt?
>>11623428That tranny was shit posting. Others were complaining about Tex. There was just shitposting and negativity everywhere. But they left, so it's more chill now. This is an improvement.
>>11623438That bunny is at least 2, probably 3 meters away from her butt.
>>11623428You're posts.Meta posts don't help, see something you don't like?Give an alternative that's, preferably, show related.
>>11623438Pony butts smell nice
>>11623438She's in heat.The animals know what kind of treats they get when Fluttershy is in heat.
>>11623432Are you that chick artist?
>>11623432NO, NOT ONE LITTLE BIT
>>11623438You wouldn't?
>>11623432APPLEJACK NEEDS OUR HELP
http://haruhichan.com/forum/showthread.php?7545-KCP-Kawaii-Codec-PackReminder that MPC + KCP is the best way to view ponies.
Well at least Diamond Tiara is useful...So...what should I do?
>>11623464>no option to search her body for bites:/
>>11623464pones before hoes
>>11623451Hold upIs Jailbait actually a girl?
>>11623474Yeah, she is.
>>11623469Because that would involve letting her in first?
>>11623469You know thats the same thing I thought>>11623464Kill her, nothing good can come from this
>>11623464Man am I sick of zombies. I'm amazed no one's been fed up with the oversaturation of the theme in the last decade.
>>11623478Theres an option to restrain her, though.
>>11623482At least this isn't>Take this gun and kill all of them like the super human you areIn this game 3 zombies could easily kill one or two of your survivors.And some buildings have 30-40 zombies in them.
I wonder how this would look if the twins had just got done with her.http://i.imgur.com/H90hGU1.png
>>11623482Zombies are usually weak and slow enemies able to be mowed down by the score.It makes players feel really cool and powerful without actually challenging them. Which is pretty much what all devs are trying to do these days.Just look at thief 4.
>>11623489It really is diceroll when it comes down to it though.I've had a party of 3 rip and tear 50+ zombies in a police station with melee weapons, without getting a scratch. Blew my mind
>>11623489I don't care, it's still fucking zombies.
>>11623493>HEADSHOT>+40 XP>YOU CAN TAKE OUT ROOMS OF GUARDS IF YOU WANT TOYep...totally a thief game...
>>11623425>Hello young filly, I must say-->You're looking very... nice, today.>Still so young, but with such allure-->You'll be quite lovely in a few years, I'm sure...>Tell us, let us know, just this:>Have you yet had your first kiss?>We could be yours - we won't even charge you a buck.>And when we're done with that, next we can-->*CRUNCH!*>AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>11623490
>>11623482>I'm amazed no one's been fed up with the oversaturation of the theme in the last decade.It's happening, don't worry.
>>11623437I'm pretty sure zebras cum more than one standard American cup.
>>11623508Close your eyes, child
>>11623495Last time I tried that I let Applejack go fight 30 zombies when she had an adrenaline rush. She had the best weapon.She killed 3 before dying and the rest killed the rest without a scratch...
>>11623504Don't forget how he literally blocks a sword with his blackjack.
>>11623513On average it's 250ml. It could be a little more or a little less, but that's the average.
>>11623514No, let him see.I think I can smell her, mm.. she is getting slightly wet.
>>11623490>jailbait drew it>won't admit it>even changed tag on derpiboorutop lel
He isn't the only one...
Do you think Pinkie could care for all of Fluttershy's animal friends while she's on a trip?Pinkie had difficulty caring for just two baby ponies.Would Angel Bunny resent her like he does Spike?
So...Zombie hunting?
>>11623432but dash, you are the animals
>>11623464is this a game?
>>11623548GO FOR IT
>>11623548enjoy half your party dying for some garbage like a motion sensor
>>11623553Zafehouse DiariesIt's like $2.50
>>11623544Pinkie would bribe Angel with candy, or whatever he likes. I think she'd be marginally better at it than Spike.
>>11623553Zafehouse DiariesYou could buy it from GoG.com or download it from TPB. If you download it get the patch. Doesn't need a crack>>11623564Sale ended. Isn't that cheap anymore
>>11623524Either that video that made the rounds here two years ago was wrong, or your are.
>>11623530But anonit's on my nsfw blog
How's it look so far?
Odds: BedTails: Tales0/dubs: MLPG decides
>>11623579Oh
>>11623548>But we were prepared - we took it down before it was able to do the same to any of us. While it was focusing its attention on Sweetie the zombie left itself open to attack. The real hero was Diamond. Wielding a recoilless bolt action rifle and circular saw, she caused major damage to the zombie's left foot and head. HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WIELD A BOLT ACTION RIFLE AND A CIRCULAR SAW AT THE SAME TIME?
>>11623582I wish my standards were so low I could play nintendo games.
>>11623582like she's 100 years old and not a pony
So... time to anonymously write RossxBCS fetish greentext with them as Twilight Sparkle x Sweetie Belle?
>>11623585enjoy your 0pone
>>11623582Solid, but not much like any pone I would recognize.
>>11623579It was before you even had that blog
>>11623595It's only half the picture, Anon.>>11623197
>>11623596uhm, no...
>>11623593so your a real gamer huh?
>>11623572There are many different breeds with different rates of production. Some get up to 350ml ON AVERAGE, some get as low as 75ml.Weaver said that Ice Pack produces 250ml. THAT'S WHAT WE'RE GOING WITH
>>11623593I wish you would too.Maybe you'd have fun.
>>11623590>not shooting circular saws from your rifle
>>11623590Do you even have to ask? Really?
>>11623505THAT'S MY PURSEI DON'T KNOW YOU
>>11623579link?
>>11623590>The real hero was Diamond.I KNEW SHE WAS BEST FILLY
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=IngqkUksrCohow EQG would happen in a real highschool
>>11623640HEY TEACH
>>11623605that doesn't change the fact that she isn't a pony, Nobody
Daily reminder.
>>11623616>Weaver said that Ice Pack produces 250mlwhen did I say that
>>11623652Anon you put AB's filename on the wrong picture.
>>11623653Are you saying he's got more sauce than that?
>>11623616Actually the 250ml thing comes from a University study on the amount of cum the average zebra has some anon linked
>>11623653I was pretty sure you did, but I guess I was wrong
>>11623585shut up and go to bed tex
>>11623663He doesn't have any sauce. He's dead Jim.
>>11623657I think you meant to say Sweetie Belle.Doesn't matter, though, common mistake
>>11623653More or less?
>Sweetie treated her lacerations, lacerations, contusions and lacerations with a bandage, bandage, packet of painkillers and bandage. It will offer temporary relief only, but at least she will be able to function better. GODDAMN SWEETIE
>>11623638bloominjaybee.tumblr.com
>>11623678>lacerations, lacerations, contusions and lacerationsWHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD?
>tfw we are not the target demographic anymore
>>11623681why is "bloomin" a thing for NSFW blogs anyway?
>>11623678Sounds dorfy
>>11623689Penis grows - allegory to the flower blooming
>>11623689bloominonion
>>11623689Because artist's can't BLOOM unless they draw ponies getting fucked.
>>11623697>>11623700oh, it thought everyone was just copying rose or something
>you will never roll pony's swollen nuts around in your hands
>>11623714I will never want to roll a pony's nuts around in my hands.
>>11623714>ponyREAD THE OP ASSHOLEWE ZEBRAS NOW
>>11623722>>11623717So what about a zebra's massive testes?
>>11623700>>11623700>that last post
>>11623730UNFYou would need both hands.
>>11623689Oh, that was an actual thing?I was just copying rose
>>11623736Both hands for just one of their fat orbs?
>>11623730No thank you.
>>11623700>Closest to earth in many years tomorrow nightBUT A SUPERMOON HAPPENS EVERY 14 MONTHS
>you will never be set up by your friends with a zebra who, for some reason, calls himself The Z Train
Good morning MLPG.
pony just left this dangerous looking mystery box at your door.how do you handle the situation.
>>11623746>considerate funWhy would you restrain yourself if some of your friends are a bunch of crybabies?
>>11623781Where did the pony go?
>>11623781Hit it with a net.
SWEETIE! NO!OH GOD WHAT SHOULD I DOFUCK FUCK FUCK
>>11623795Sacrifice.
>fluffy pony drowns
Will we ever get a season long arc again?It would be nice if the finales gave some conclusion so it doesn't just feel like shit happened and then it was for nothing.I couldn't think of any better way to end S1 than Best Night Ever
>>11623795Save her you foolNow, what do I do about Fluttershy's suicidal tendencies?
