Pone hips editionWaisted horse: >>11610492
>>11614109>a branchwhat are they selling?
>>11614124leaves
>>11614127nobody would buy those
>>11614125
SQUEAKY BELLE
>>11614124Paper
>>11614135gah
evening, /co/
>>11614132It's a pretty risky business plan, I guess they're going out on a limb with this.
to the anon that was asking about RenneQuest, remember that if you keep a journal of your reactions LK will draw you something RenneQuest-ish
Why are zebras so much unfier then ponies?http://derpibooru.org/355544
>>11614125>>11614134they are all shit
Gotta say EqG wasn't as bad as I thought it was going to be
>>11614175bugger butts
DVD RIP WHEN?
>>11614125There's something about that Rarity....
Kind of want to draw a villain. Who should it be?No NMM or NR
>>11614134
>>11614134That looks like Dora the Explorer in the background.
>>11614225Nightmare Braeburn
>>11614225NMM practicing her speech in front of a mirror
>>11614231I like the face, but her cheek seems really flat in comparison to the EqG version.
>>11614202that comes after the 4K bluray rip
>>11614175They need those thick lips to tease out all that hot zebra cum.
>>11614225Draw this guy he was cool.
>>11614229Behind the bleachers.5 minutes.
>>11614211She's a real gem!
>>11614150Favorite episode. Or at least silly episode.Jack Frost or whatever that one is called where he confronts the killer of his parents was great too.
>using a ouija board>light a zippo lighter>ask the board to give us a sign if Equestria is real>light does out, lighter becomes freezing cold>ask it again>picture falls off the wall
>>11614258But my dog isn't here
>>11614231>Dash in tight shortsUNF
>>11614249I like the round pony faces.
i am going to be without internet for 3 days. what is the best way to prepare so i dont go through pone withdrawal.
>>11614268>ouija boardhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLWs2WMClx4
>>11614258>EQG futashyunf
>>11614277I would drench that plushie in cum
>>11614268>Asking to a ghost if a place of a girls show is realHoly shit, some people are beta even with the supernatural.
>>11614277have all the episodes downloaded. Have plentiful games/alcohol to distract you.
>>11614268>using a quija boardGood luck when your house becomes haunted and your possessed sister starts cramming crucifixes up her twat.
>>11614277make your left hand into a fistnow, draw two eyes on the right side of your index finger and a mouth on the back of your thumbfill in the details with your favorite pony
>>11614307>possessed sister starts cramming crucifixes up her twat.unf
>>11614290>Futashy
>>11614225>villainHey Nobody.Draw Sombra all battered up wearing rags and hiding out in an alley somewhere, plotting revenge.
>>11614265You mean the one with Joe Chill?And three generations of Batmen were the voices of the Phantom Stranger, Batman, and Thomas Wayne?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=heUnljdse5Q
What if EqG turns out to be good?
>>11614307These things actually work? I never figured it out myself.
>>11614330it isnt.
>>11614330It was good. Probably the best movie of our generation. Buy more toys!
>>11614336>>11614339I mean the show.
>>11614290>EQG futashyI swear to god if you make me see this abomination I'm going to post my Lyra Hearstrings alicorn fanfic with Flash Sentry shipping.
>>11614348its goin to be shit like the movie
>>11614277Watch the old MLP movie, then watch the G4 episodes in order and then the movie. Then the Bronycon Documentary. Then masturbate at the end of it all to ponies to reward yourself.You'll be giving yourself a refresher course.
>>11614339Fuck off Hasbro shill.
There is a tube of superglue on my desk and I have a semi.What do?
>>11614354nonononononoNONONONONONO.
>>11614333Of course it does, it's produced by the evilist corporation of all, Hasbro.
>>11614354pls write fluttershy x SAOTP
Why are you all not giving your reigning, defending Pony Hips Champion more respect?! She's been your Champion for 184 consecutive days!
>dating ponyAre you sure it's a good idea to date outside of your specie. There may be some people who might not...approve.In other words they might lynch you.
>>11614375how do I enter my pony in the competition?
Oh no, Rainbow Dash has been captured.
>>11614387Jokes on them I'll be in Equestria.
>>11614387No shit sherlock.That'd make it more interesting and exciting anyway.
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO read this post.
>>11614375I'm so sorry Pinkie, it'll never happen again.
>>11614397She spends all that time trying to catch herI bet she never even thought about what to do once she finally did
>>11614348A show would be incredibly redundant
>>11614373Fluttershy and SA? But... that goes way outside of FS' character.Cuckoldry isn't kind at all!
>>11614397the tables are turned
>>11614397Dash and AJ's tails make a heartsubtle
you're in a club and your favorite pony starts grinding you.what do you do?
Streaming some Felix the Cat.Get on in here.http://www.livestream.com/greengimmickslivestrem
>>11614387I'd date pony.
>>11614442Now the pone is dead.
>>11614438>Cuckoldry isn't kind at all!is not cuckholdry
>>11614452Cum in my pants, try to slink away, fail miserably, excuse self, cry in the bathroom.
>>11614101>inb4 banned
>>11614387I can take them
>>11614465Wait what is it when a girl fucks a married guy then?
>>11614477>4thbest and 5thbestnah i want different pones pls
>>11614129>I don't get it.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mdtYFb9Sz-8
>>11614452What kind of club is that anyway?
>>11614499>>11614477I'll take the apple pony.
>>11614496real love anoncandyass doesn't know
>>11614473>pony follows you into the bathroom and corners you in a stall>begins climbing on top of you with bedroom eyes>locks the door behind herNow what do?
>arf arf
>>11614388She must participate in a 30-Mare, over-the-top-rope battle royal! Last pony in the ring will become the No. 1 contender for Applejack's Pony Hips Championship!
I need a good concept in which to draw porn of pony flash sentry. Go
>>11614375I'd use those hips as handles
>Bloated zebra balls just waiting to be drained
>>11614501WOAH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>11614523loudly blurt out that I already came in my pants
>>11614514What would you do if apple pony took you?
>>11614529royal guard gang bang
>>11614409>>11614463>>11614487But what of pony. What if they get her instead of you?
>>11614526eating from her bowl
>>11614529royal guard barracks
>>11614522Well if there's any pony who can woo someone away from the living embodiment of love... it would be FS, wouldn't it?
>>11614550Oh my.
>>11614523Mumble and try to recover a little dignity, awkwardly return her advances, hoverhand contantly.
Rinse your mouth out.
Scrunchiest pony.
>>11614577Tex, why do you get so many dubs?
>>11614561ARE YOU SAYING SHE'S BEEN TAKEN?I'LL TAKE THEM
>>11614575yes
>>11614580Let us assist you.
>>11614561I would be sad for several months and then I'll just carry on with my life.
>>11614526Sweetie, we've been over this. You are not a dog. You're a cat. See?
>>11614561They should get their own pony.
So did Tex draw luna?
>>11614463You have the rest, right..?Anon...?
>>11614564Go, Sweetie, go! Eat that invisible pony food.
>>11614526I wish I had a pet pony to cuddle and play with
>>11614602>...meow?
>>11614609No. Never.
>>11614609Did you check the last 5 times you asked?
>>11614609http://texdrawings.tumblr.com/Follow his tumblr you fuckin' tard.
>>11614561If they return her, that will be the end of it. They'll never hear from me again.If they don't, I will look for them.I will find them.And I will kill them.
>>11614598Oh my god.Do you think zebras could rinse your mouth thoroughly, the same way they rinse wombs?
>>11614634I don't have a tumblr
>>11614523"I ALREADY CAME. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME. H-HERE'S MY SKYPE USERNAME. I DON'T HAVE A PHONE BECAUSE MY MOM SAID I HAVE TO PAY THE BILL"
>>11614625Much better.Now, come over and lay on my lap...and let me pet you.
>>11614647Not if you don't get to work.
>>11614655
>>11614648Then bookmark it. This is not hard anonymous.
pone hips?
>Enjoying Adult Swim premiere of Bob's Burgers>Look it up>It's in its fourth season on FoxJesus fuck
>smack
>>11614623>who's a good widdle pony? You are! Yes you are! choochie woochie woo!
>>11614503gay
>>11614694anon I don't think you should do that, that pony looks ticked off
>>11614612No, that's all there is.
>>11614690This is not pony.But you should marathon the show, it's pretty damn good.
>>11614690It's pretty funny. I like Louise, the girl with the bunny ears.
>>11614687god I wish I could draw expressions like that
>>11614705Pony WAS ticked off. Headrubs are known to improve pony mood drastically.
Taking a request. Feeling pretty down tonight so no guarantees but I'll see what I can do.
>>11614705What if I didTHIS
>>11614727oh, look at that
>>11614735pony feeling pretty
>>11614735Pinkie cheering fluttershy up feel better anon
>>11614735Draw a doodle of Celestia being happy
>>11614727>>11614739This is misinformation.goat train is not a licensed doctor.This is what happens when you rub a pony's head.
>>11614735Draw Chickenbutt enjoying the great outdoors.
>>11614735Surprise bursting out of this box.
>>11614735Rainbow Dash bragging about her new Jordans
>>11614735Dash and Fluttershy wrapped in a blanket on the couch. maybe some popcorn too.
>>11614754why would a wonderbolt be in a box
>>11614760hnnng
http://i.imgur.com/vHumJJ2.jpgWell?What are you waiting for?
Perhaps tonight, maybe, pony can sleep in the bed?
>>11614690Season 4 actually hasn't started yet.
>>11614735Pinkie making her Poniacchi doll do a little dance
>>11614774Does she promise to be good?
>>11614771I'm waiting for him to show me his massive, cumswollen balls.
>>11614774NONOT AFTER LAST TIME
>>11614774did pony showeror at least clean its hooves?
>>11614774Yes, pony can sleep in the bed...With me.
>>11614771Well, I'm not gay anon, or a furry.
strip the flesh
>>11614690Good thing you said something, anon, I might have missed today's Venture Bros.
>>11614795http://i.imgur.com/BTQ3ypj.jpg
>long range forecast says 35 degrees for EverfreeRev up that con stink.
>>11614814Zecora when?
>>11614814is that belly or vulva?
>>11614748Excuse the hell out of you.I have a license to prove my doctorate.
>>11614818>35 degrees>stinkwhat
>>11614818jesus that's almost freezing
>>11614817>he will never stretch your throat and bulge your belly
>>11614830let me see that
>>11614771that ass is 2flat4mewaaaay too flat
>>11614594> She'd always been nervous. Rainbow Dash wasn't exaggerating when she accused her of being afraid of her own shadow; but this was the first time she couldn't identify exactly what she was afraid of.> She'd spent time Shining Armor dozens of times, but after seeing his bravery the last time she was in the Crystal Empire, it now felt like every time she saw him the butterflies of her cutie mark migrated from her flank to her belly.> She'd spoken to Rarity about this feeling before, though declined to divulge who incited it. "Fluttershy, darling", she said, "You have a CRUSH on somepony! OH TELL ME WHO!" was the response… but that couldn't be the case. He was MARRIED! To a PRINCESS no less! A plain old pegasus like her would never have had a chance with a stallion like Shining Armor even if he were single and in a much more mundane line of work…How am I doin so far, anon?
>>11614836Take it Anon, I've got plenty mo--I mean, I need that back.
>>11614830>all that unused space
http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/174/1/9/chtch_by_evil_dec0y-d6ad60q.gif
>>11614828Belly, silly.
>>11614849good. really good
We dirty ziggers now?http://i.imgur.com/a4Kw6uf.png
>>11614830THIS MAN WANTS TO STEAL YOUR PONY'S HAIRDON'T TRUST HIM
Is the nightmare finally over? It's been about a week now.
>>11614825Was Zecora in EQG?
>>11614886Nope,she's just asleep.
>>11614886I think so, just don't talk about it
>>11614737PINKIE NO!
>>11614886Yeah, Rarity is back to normal.
>>11614853I didn't make the card, Anon.nosir not me>>11614871Why would I want to steal pony hair? It's not like it's pretty or anything....
>>11614890Yeah she was one of the black and white cookies in the Cakes' shop.
>>11614890I didn't see the movie.
>>11614904What would you do with all the pony hair?I'd make a wig and wear it.
>>11614904That's pretty cute, the big forehead bothers me though
>>11614832>>11614833Sometimes I forget that I'm one of the few Canadians here.
Pony just confessed their love for you.
>>11614904Goat please draw pretty princess Celest
>>11614737Look at Pinkie Pie's hooves. I'd feel terrified being gripped by pony hooves.
>>11614937
>>11614937Pony is too young to know what love is
>>11614947>pedopamphlet.png
>>11614939where's the rest of her?
Want some pie?
>>11614818Oh boy, the texas con this weekend is gonna be fun. especially when i try on that vinyl fursuit
>>11614937I'm not sure AJ would approve of this, you should be with colts your own age Bloom.
>>11614947You are the same age as pony.
There's only one zebra stallion for me.
>>11614939What kind of pretty Celest? Doing what?
>>11614952What kind?
>>11614954why wait?do it nowand post pics
>>11614943Oh come on it's not that bad. You've seen what's on the underside of octopus arms before.
>>11614959R.I.P. ;-;7
>>11614943But don't you want to learn more about hoofgrip?
>>11614963blueberry
>>11614943tex applejack grabbing anon now
>>11614983Nahthanks though
>>11614943They're vacuums, you can hear the suction when you get close to them
>>11614959DOES THAT SAY "ICE PACK WORST OC"?
>>11614974Why is this picture so funny
>>11614868>But no matter how much she told herself he was out of her league and unavailable besides, she wasn't in control of it.>She found herself staying, just watching him drill recruits through the streets of the Empire every day.>She hoped he would notice her... but the more he didn't, the more she noticed him.>Twilight's summit with the other princesses was coming to a close. Tomorrow they would be heading back to Ponyville.>Who knew when they would be back next? If there's one thing Fluttershy had learned from Rainbow Dash, it was to never miss an opportunity... even if it meant getting hurt.>The butterflies in her stomach started fluttering wildly as she gathered the courage for what she was about to do....
>>11614961I dunno, nothing special, just being pretty and cute. May be some simple summer theme.
>>11614990But I'm trying to draw human dancing with Applejack. Or some other pony, but I'm leaning towards Applejack.
>>11614971It's not my suit, I'll be trying it out when I go down there.
>>11614327Yes, that one.
>>11615017oh okay that's fine too
>at party>drinking hard cider>try not to pretend i'm applejack
>>11615024Oh. Hope it doesn't smell too funky, then.
>>11614955>>11614937>Apple Bloom calls Sweetie Belle into the room who is wearing an ominous looks red amulet>Before you have the chance to ask her about it she points her horn at you and a large magic bolt shoots right at you>coming to, you find that you're a lot smaller. And also a pony. Uh oh.>"There, now we can be special someponies"
>>11615012Can do, Coach.>>11615017I'd lean towards Applejack.
>>116150171234
>>11615037But Applejack only drinks apple cider.
>>11615037Are you really at a party?
>"Hey anon, think you could scrub my back for me?"
>>11615038We'll be fine. The convention center is cooled and the owners are very caring.I will try and get some pics in it though.
>>11615037Let the apples take you Anon
>>11615064>scrub her back>massage her wings
>>11615024>Is that a piss stain, and...and what is THAT!?!
>>11615064do you think she would mind if I accidentally brushed up against her mare bits?I mean that has to happen from time to time.
>>11615066thankssuits always seem fun
>>11615037>tfw I drink Jack daniels I can't help but think of applejack, so I raise my glass to the sky.>Autism
>>11615064Get it yourself, cunt.
>>11615061Was. I would never pony in public.
>>11615004ANAL SEX
>reading a book>try not to pretend I'm Twilight in the library
>>11615082Sorry I just fingered you, totally didn't mean it
>>11615040This is going to wear off at the most embarrassing moment possible.
Which pony really has to piss like a horse?
>>11615103Cancellation
>going fast>try not to pretend I'm Rainbow Dash
>tfw scrubbing bubbles is dead
>drinking 250ml of milk>don't pretend at all
>>11615101>speeding on the highway>try not to pretend I'm Rainbow Dash
>>11615040this would be a neat twist for Cheerilee quest
>>11615098Who the fuck is writing this, me or you?> preparing for ANAL SEX
>>11615101>Walking down a street>try not to pretend to be background pony #57
>Doing magic>trying not to pretend I'm Twilight
Did that anon fill my flaming pony request?
>>11615103Everyone becomes an alicorn.Spike comes out as transgendered.
>>11615103Rarity getting an episode.
>>11615117>being a huge cunt>try not to pretend I'm Rainbow Dash
>>11615103Why is everything going to shit lately?
>>11615109Fluttershy
>>11615123>not letting a little dribble down your chin on purpose>not apologizing and pouring another glass so you can try again
>>11615138
>>11615101>At computer>trying not to pretend im a human
>>11615103Everyone doesn't become an alicorn.
>>11615037>Drinking ciderARE YOU A GIRL?YOU SOUND LIKE A GIRL
So what was MLPG' general consensus on EG movie?
>>11615103Equestria Girls gets canonized
>>11615160Thank you based anon.
>Read book>Trying to pretend i'm Twilight
>>11615178Shit and unfunny.
>act retarded>try not to pretend I'm Derpy
>>11615142>Spike comes out as transgendered.>implying that wouldn't result in wacky gender hijinks
>>11615146>>11615135>>11615132>>11615125>>11615101>>11615164>send in job application>try to pretend its not already in the trash
>getting double penetrated while sucking a dick>try not to pretend I'm Rararara
>>11615160I appear to have burst into flames
>>11615178Better than I expected.
>>11615178Forgetable. Not as bad as it could be. Nothing special. Kinda shitty.
>>11615178It's mediocre. Cafeteria song is the high point. Nothing changes as a result of the movie.
>>11615178I would say he consensus is not as bad as once thought but still mediocre
>>11615180>Equestria Girls gets canonizedToo late.
>playing video games
>writing down appointments on my calendar and signing my name in cursive>trying not to pretend i'm Ms. Harshwhinny
>>11615178About as good as Sweet and Elite, but not as good as Baby Cakes.
Direct download of EqG available yet?
>>11615233>pretending to be your own waifu
>>11615230dont mind if I do. see you nerds
>>11615178Substantially worse than expectedI hoped for mediocre and I got Disney telemovie tier
>>11615233w-would you casually ride my dick
>>11615245Wait... if you're pretending to be Rainbow Dash, and you love Applejack...
>>11615226EqG becomes the pope?But how?but seriously you guys, tiered canon is a thing that is very helpful with this sort of thing.
>>11615103Severe pandering with no character development as the main characters all become flanderized.
>>11615233that's real masturbatory
>>11614971>tfw pinkieanon is dead
>>11615230>videogames"Focus is a way to essentially gamify Garrett’s nature as a master thief; a shortcut to making players ‘feel’ like a master, rather than by having them master the systems and environment on their own. Why does Thief need this?The answer:“With the next-gen, with the smartphone, with the tablet, with the indie developer, it’s really, really cool because now we have a lot of different types of players. There is a type of people that like to have that kind of indicator, because… they don’t want to fight with all these mechanics. They enjoy the story, they want to progress, they want to feel that they are good, but at the same time they like to, you know, ‘let me help you a little bit’."
>>11615260Tex confirmed for actually being RD in secret
>>11614714If you're still there, post the restplease
>>11615237Nevermind, should have checked frontpage yethttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9cyOTTwjx0
>>11615158>next up, double time
What if pone got up, made a sound, stomped her hooves and turned around?
>>11615084they arethey're a looot of hassle though
>>11615178Best thing I've ever watched. Would watch a thousand times again. They should just drop MLP and stick with EqG. My life is now complete. It was ehh
>>11615260I'd like to be Fluttershy in a relationship with my favorite pony, Dash.
>>11615273it's a melancholy feel
>>11615281>yetfirst
>>11615258No, but I'll make you lick my hooves and berate you for getting aroused.
>>11615258>ms harshwhinny>doing anything "casually"
You guys are going to go fucking nuts if a Zebra stallion appears in the show.
>>11615236watI maenwat
>>11615316Your point
>>11615289>you will never be able to handle the gallon challenge
>>11615316I would probably need to take a break for a whileno man is capable of handling that much homogay besides Braeburned
>>11615324Fucking owls.
WHY IS THIS PONY SO ANGRY
>>11615316YOU DAMN RIGHT I WOOD
>>11615178The purpose of the movie confuses me. It doesn't add or change anything with pony world canon, and in the human world, they've set all the major characters in a high school IN THEIR SENIOR YEARIf they decide to do a follow-up series, that means they can only have less than a year's worth of Principal Celestia before the main cast fucking graduates.
>>11615344some one touched her butt
>>11615314Oh mah dick
>>11615344Anon looked at her butt
>>11615348>It doesn't add or change anything with pony world canontwily has a boyfriend now
>>11615293IGN pls
>>11615260Love Applejack? I just really, really like her is all.
>>11615344Everyone assumes she and her best friends are fags?
>>11615348>>11615348>The purpose of the movie confuses meReally?
>>11615316>go nuts
>>11615333Only Celestia could handle that.That doesn't mean I wouldn't try
>playing video games>not applying gamification to your life and using it to propel you to make real accomplishments in the real world
>>11615103>YOU BECOME AN ALICORN! AND YOU BECOME AND ALICORN! AND YOU BECOME AND ALICORN! EVERYONE BECOMES AN ALICORN!
>>11615296me too man, she would treat me right
>>11615362Do you really really like like her?
>>11615359who is it? she's not dating flash sentry, was there another pony?
>>11615274You're making that up. Right?
>>11615344apple nuked his tumblr again
>>11615353>>11615357WHAT IS IT WITH YOU ANONS AND MY BUTT
>>11615098>As he dismissed the recruits, she put on the bravest face she could.>This was it. For the first time in her life she was going to throw caution to the wind and follow her heart... or some other part of herself.>As Shining Armor removed his helmet the first thing he saw was Twiley's friend marching toward him. He'd seen her a lot, though she very rarely spoke. Even more unusual, she was by herself.>"Hey! Fluttershy! How's it going? I thought you would've been in the castle with the others!">"Oh, um... hey... hi.. i mean... hello Shining Armor. I was just watching you training the recruits and.. um... it looked like a lot of work and I just wanted to say hi and...">He cut her off>"Oh heck yeah. It might look easy just walking around barking orders, but I've actually got to do everything they do and more!">She saw her chance>"Oh wow... that must be exhausting! You want to... um... maybe... get a bite to eat? That is... if you're not busy... or going to see Cadence...."
>>11615103One uninterrupted hour of ponies, one by one, telling bronies to go fuck themselves, starting with the CMC, who get their cutie marks in FUCK YOU. When they're done, they become alicorns, with the exception of the already existing alicorns. Bon Bon appears several times due to her many voices. Derpy is brutally murdered onscreen by a guy wearing a rooster mask. Ponies are seen fucking, showing full penetration, with the E/I logo slapped in the corner to justify airing pony sex. Twilight grows a second horn and pair of wings. All of the credits would be replaced with FUCK YOU, except for one:>"FUCK YOU," written by William "Donte the Demon Killer" Shakespeare and Tameem Antoniades
>>11615362But do you like like her?
>>11615393They're only going to alicornize the main 6, Anon. Calm your tits.
>>11615402We just think it's really pretty, is all.
>>11615292how would you know that anon?
>>11615398No.
>>11614998>DOES THAT SAY "ICE PACK WORST OC"?You bet your sweet bippy.
>>11615378
>>11615402bon bon where did you steal that horn
>>11615403go on
I touched your pony
>>11615414But if everyone's an alicorn...No one will be.
>>11615314>that harshwhinny
>>11615424Is that yours?I want it.
>>11615372Well, I mean, DUH to sell toys and shit, but I'm talking about the long-term as a series investment.
>>11615103The 4 alicorns are somehow stripped of their alicorn status and the magic finds its way into the 4 CMC and turns them into alicorns.
>>11615411>>11615396Maybe.
>>11615402>Fingers your anus
>>11615388>you will never down an elasticity potion>you will never be able to drain two zebras in a single sitting
>>116154429 ponies is hardly everyone.
>>11615419hheeheheh
>>11615441where?
>>11615456>they're still blank flanks
Tex is latino. Fact.
>>11614101>palette
>>11615479On her pony bits
>>11615456>applebloom, Princess of apples>sweetie belle, princess of retards>scootaloo, princess of FAST & best pony>babs>an alicornwhat is she? the princess of being a cunt?
>"Come now, darling. I promise it won't hurt at all, a lady never lies~">tfw Rarity will never peg you
>>11615481I figured they'd take the cutie marks of the alicorns too.and height.All hail your new sun princess!
pony pony pony?
>>11615486
>>11615501did she like it?
>>11615490Swing and a miss.
>>11615490Naturally.Everyone in America is Latino
>>11615501As long as you didn't take any I guess that's fine
>>11615486>that jet pouring into the glass
>>11615475I'm glad I don't know that feel.
is this real life
>>11615509Babs would be the new princess of love
>>11615535Except for the Jews, of course
>>11615516my queen
>>11615530Old native american tribal leader?
>>11615512This world is unjust
>>11615529She said it was okay and squirted
>>11614101O-oh my.
FRIENDSHIP IS SEX!SEX! SEX! SEX!
>>11615564Sure, why not?
>>11615546aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>11615546That's creepy
>>11615577well that's okay thengood job, anon
>>11615562>Sweetie sings the sunrise up every morning
>>11615578How many brony bucks did you get for being in the documentary?
>>11615580No it isn't.
>>11615490I thought he was Texican.
>>11615580Sex is magic?
>>11615586Apples is why not
Have you praised the sun today?
>>11615580Friendship is sex is magic is pony is human is happiness
>>11615595Thank you, I tried my hardest
>>11615597HUSH NOW QUIET NOW
>>11615597best pony of all ages
http://25.media.tumblr.com/4f14b76e654b32c180e7d70cf50c7e38/tumblr_movl6bdx0q1rkw5afo1_1280.pngwhat the actual fuck
Bunny thrust
>>11615438> "Pthpppppbt!... are you kidding me? I haven't seen Cadence in 3 days... and before that it's just nothing but royal duties 8 days a week!>Fluttershy averted her gaze, shamefully kicking at the dirt. Shining Armor had vented a little too much, a little too quickly...>"Oh wow... guess I kinda lost my head for a second there... FOOD! Hey yeah! Let's get something to eat. I know the best place to get a Crystal Berry Pie in the entire Empire! It's pretty far though... Come on, let's hoof it before they close!"> What Shining Armor had neglected to tell Fluttershy was that this place was at the very Southern entrance of the Crystal Empire... and he had been driling the recruits in front of the Castle at the North end....
>>11615625I am you as you are he
>>11615578Did they ever contact you about putting Palette Swap in the documentary?
>>11615624Oh, yeah, I told her I liked her hair today. She smiled at me and then our baby kicked and she smiled more warmly.
>>11615636Sears tower is a sexy building
>>11615636u...unf
>>11615645Will he be drilling Fluttershy in the south end?
>>11615645>Shining Armor hasn't gotten off in 11 days
But you say she's just a friendBut you say she's just a friend
>>11615636Merely a continuation of the giant futa ponies fucking landmark skyscraper series.Problem?
>>11615674It's a scorcher.
>>11615636building fucking is hot when you ignore what would really happen
http://derpibooru.org/355622
http://www.ponychan.net/chan/art/res/124282.htmlMAXIMUM LEL
>>11615662That doesn't actually work. Cartoons are inaccurate.
>>11615697Fucking horses is hot when you ignore what would really happen
>>11615636Fire ze missiles!
>>11615512>She'll never spend weeks trying to convince you>You'll never hold out for her sake even though you'd do it on the first date>She'll never have a massive power trip when you relent. Fucking a larger, stronger male in the ass must be some kind of high>She'll never slowly start to Dom you
>>11615636That's pretty nice.
>>11615633>>11615597>she accidentally raises other celestial bodies close to equestria, stars from far away galaxies and others, after 20 or 30 attempts she finally raises the sun in the opposite side of equestria
>>11615722well yes, that is true tooI don't know why you said that though
>>11615603None, my friend asked if he could include Palette. I didn't make any money from the documentary.
>>11615710>EVERY OTHER BOARD LOVES ME GUISE WHY DO U HAT ME
*reblogs your pone sexually*
>>11615727sounds like feminism
>>11615741I think you got ripped off tbh,
Seriously, what happened to BCS? She/he was such a cool guy before, drew things, even requests, could participate in discussion like any normal human being. I mean, yeah, she/he had her weirdness, but who don't?Now it seems she well full insane. What gives?
I forgot if it was you guys who told me to stream Little Nemo, but I'll be doing that in just a moment if you want to watch
>>11615741Just wondering, how do you feel about people drawing your OC for suggestive purposes?
>>11615759Oh? How so?
>>11615733>>11615733That'd be pretty cute actually.I trust Sweetie with the power to control the nearby galaxy
>>11615741jessy what is your fascination with tyranitar
Would you give him the supplements?
>>11615741Jessy, you need to remember to turn off your vibrators.
>>11615761Zone wouldn't fuck her.Thats all she's upset about.
>>11615710>>11615744Let's not tempt fate anons, and just enjoy what we don't have.>>11615761oh fuck you
>you will never reboot robo pone
>>11615764That's your idea being used by others. You should have at least gotten something.
>>11615762... sure. I've got nothing better to do.
>>11615277It's over.
>>11615766i thought it would be a funny gag.
>>11615762Shit, I'm tired and forgot the urllivestreem /dinglehopper
>>11615761It's just hateanons.Happens to all the contributors eventually.
>>11615741>she can vibrate her buttuhuhuhoh
>>11615776>dragon>needing supplementsJust tease him until he begs to cum, then say no.
Pony is on her way to steal your protein. What do you do?
>>11615766good idea
>>11615769Probably pairs him in a team with Sand Veil Gliscor holding a bright powder.
>>11615761A) someone hacked / stole / guessed / was given their tripcode (most likely option)B) they just started shitposting a lot because, hey, its fun (if you're a bored idiot), and why not?even the elite mods of this website go on shitpost binges all the time
>>11615683WAIT AND FIND OUT, FAGANON>>11615684Longer.
>>11615803>this is what white knights actually believe
>>11615818What's the problem? I did that
>>11615769Tyranitar was the shit yo
>>11615811Tell pone to fuck off.
>>11615824How about writing an actual fic instead greentexting?
>>11615823She was actually on her livestream account watching japone with us, and spamming up the chat their as well. It was really her
Where did all this bait come from?
venture brothers about to start
>>11615811Shut the door tightly.>>11615835YOU'RE CHEAP. Like the birdy.I had an Ambipom named FAKE OUT that knew both fake out and pursuit as my lead. Oh what fun we used to have
So did the guy with the bluray uploaded the movie?
>>11615811Steal pone's innocence
>>11615636>what the actual fuckIt's MS. Not done in seriousness. >Pew pew pew
>>11615823>mfw I have no face>mfw when BCS is asleeplet it go /mlp/shhhhhh
Tex supports Obama.
>>11615859Bait shop
>>11615868my favorite lead for gen 4 was either choice specs heatran or moltres
>>11615811Why can't she just ask nicely for the protein?
>fucking Jessy thread
>>11615853>My Little BCS general>derailing threads she's not even in anymoreshe was right...
bcs normally takes medication and is normalthe trouble is that because of financial trouble, she can't afford taking medicaiton all the time anymore, or just thinks she doesn't need it. Either way, she's off her medsand that's really all the explanation you need for her current behavior.
>>11615741jessy, draw firey butts
>>11615811I don't have protein powderI can't afford the carbs to utilise it so I just eat lean meatsShe can come and have some chicken for lunch if she likes
>>11615764>>11615763Pls respondI don't wanna feel bad for drawing your OC pulling off a suggestive pose
>>11615887Pony supports Tex
>>11615769When I was younger my older brother and I were obsessed with pokemon and when gold/silver came out we both got a copy and had a tradition. Every time we beat a gym we'd battle eachother with out link cable, my brother always won. Then later in the game I caught a Larvitar by chance, raised it to evolve into tyranitar and beat his entire team with him. That's why he's my favorite, and also because he looks like Godzilla.>>11615789I understand your reasoning but she's just an OC, she's not copywritten and I was consulted before she was added so I didn't expect anything back from it. I've gotten recognition from her being in it and I guess in a way that's my reward. I was just grateful to have something I made included in a project that big.
>>11615887That's slander, anon.
>>11615888
>>11615896>JESSY IS HEREGODDAMNIT MLPG, I THOUGHT YOU GUYS WEREN'T FAGGOTS.
>>11615811>Pony is on her way to steal your protein. What do you do?Semen?
is the weed on the show real?
Tex, you must choose wisely:Rainbow Dash and AppleJack are trapped under the rubble of a burning building and there is only time to save one! What do you do?
>>11615803No man, it is not hateanons, it is actually her. I can tell because she turned off all her "friends" from livestream and now almost nobody comes to watch her streaming, It's been almost 2 month since she is acting really weird. It seems like she is trying to say something but the way she express herself turns everyone away from her and thus it is an infinite cycle.
>>11615917So you don't like him for being a waddling chubby donosaur?
>>11615896>>11615938please stop talking to yourself
>>11615811Roughly push her over, and clean and jerk her for reps
>>11615906>the trouble is that because of financial trouble, she can't afford taking medicaiton all the time anymore, or just thinks she doesn't need it. Either way, she's off her medsThank you American Healthcare system.
>>11615917hehI developed a great fondness for togekiss after I started using one as well>thunder wave and air slash with double chance of causing a flinch
>>11615943No, but scrunching is
MLPG when will you stop suckingyou let Grills in this boardthis board is for boys only
>>11615943
James. I know you're in hereAre you coming to work tomorrow? Brandy was a cunt today.As always.
>>11615950Oh, I don't disagree she's got some serious psychological issues going on.But the guy shitting up the threads constantly is BCShateanon.
>>11615930But Obama is largely Bush 2.0 but without the desire for adventurism and foreign wars.
>>11615981Wanna make a dartboard to find out who it is?
>>11615957...Obviously it's me.I was following up to what I said after looking at the thread more closely.Jessy, I know you're not very good at understanding basic social things, but come on.
>>11615943I could never love fluttershy if she does drugs
>>11615959>Corporations can pay no taxes, and profit billions>Corporations receive hundreds of millions of taxpayer subsities>People who need medication and can't afford it are screwedLand of the free.
>>11615988What if adventurous pony wars?
>>11615988>foreign wars.
>>11615969Girls are allowed.Total twats, now...
>>11615988No politics, only pony.
>>11616003Well guess whatIf she's not a little bit high she can't get over her social anxietySo she'd never love you either
>>11616003Prude
REMINDER: BCS IS DOING THIS BECAUSE ZONE WON'T HAVE SEX WITH HER
>>11615917>>11615914pls respond
wow it's true...I'm glad I filtered "derail" the new tripcode "BC" "BSC" and "BCS" ...
>>11615914Goddamit anon stop being pussyJust draw yourself or your OC putting dick into her quite a butt
>>11616021>What if adventurous pony wars?Should the comics feature war between ponies and another country?
>>11616032Pony was the best president, prove me wrong
>>11615988Without the mental retardation, without the gross incompetence, without the grave indifference for human life and decency, without the ridiculous conservative views...so he's basically not like Bush at all.
>>11616041Hot lesbian sex filled with moans that they use later in the animation?
>>11616032But how does pony get elected?
>>11616047>boy I sure hate when people talk about that thing I'm talking about right nowThanks for proving my point.
>>11616036I could help her overcome her social anxiety and she could stop being a degenerate
>>11616051YESPONIES VS AN ALLIANCE OF GRYPHONS, DRAGONS AND DIAMOND DOGS
>>11616016MURRIKAalso I don't give 2 shits about ZoneI don't even know who that is
>>11616056Good goy
>>11616074>zone>female
>>11616055Voting for pony is a vote against america
>>11616056ANONTHIS IS NOT THE PLACE
>Quick anon look over there!
>>11616093America is just a giant pony
>>11615959>>11616016>Gubment spends more money than anyone in the world on healthcare>You nothing for it>Rest of the west has free healthcare
>>11616032>No politics, only pony.Pony politics then.They vote for a mayor, but how high does it go? Is there a Prime Minister, and a cabinet? Or is Executive Power held by Celestia? What is her claim for authoritarian executive power? Does she claim the divine right of kings?
>>11616078>i hate thingI may have been proving your point ironically.>inb4 "it's still shitposting even if you're doing it ironically"
>>11616093But that's bad.I'm going to vote for Europe
>>11616107It's a water bottle, calm down.
So which one has the superior rear?
>tfw white and middle class>tfw America is fucking greatMe and Fluttershy are patriots, why can't you be?
>>11616107why is she pointingalso London is a shithole
>>11616107It's a church pew
>>11615955Well I do love dinosaurs and chubby things, but he's my favorite for more reasons than that. I just think he's an awesome pokemon and I'm glad he's been showing up more in the newer games.>>11615907Well I did this a few days ago, is it fiery enough?
Zebra needs you to milk himWhat do?
>>11616121>it looks exciting>what does it do?
>>11616138NeitherThey both suck
>>11616056>without the grave indifference for human life and decency,
>>11615683>Shining Armor's endurance was unreal. Fluttershy felt like she was going to keel over and pass out, and he hadn't lost an ounce of speed.>"Shining Armor", she panted, "Isn't there anywhere closer? I don't train like you do and I can't run across an entire city in an hour...">Shining Armor frowned.>"I kinda had my heart set on a berry pie. If your legs are tired, can't you fly?">"Well, I.... you see... I'm a very weak flyer...">A bold-faced lie. While true she was no Rainbow Dash, she was more than capable of flying across the city and keeping up with Shining Armor. The truth was her nervousness around him had practically paralyzed her wings... she wasn't about to tell HIM that, though...>Shining Armor sat in contemplation for a moment...>"Well that leaves just one solution...">With that statement he grabbed the pale-golden pony around her waist and slung her over his back in one smooth motion.>She was completely paralyzed. She didn't know if she was going to burst with excitement, run away in terror or... she wasn't sure what else... >The butterflies were gone from her belly as Shining Armor trotted through the city streets as if she weighed no more than her pet, Angel. In their place was a sensation not unlike burning... a fire. And it was growing.
>>11616138I'd need to test them both out.
>>11616138who one is the one with the bow?
>>11616138The non pony
>>11616138That tree
>>11616141>tfw anyone>Australia is fucking great
>>11616056How about them drones? I'm sure the children love them.
>>11616150It contains water because I'm a clumsy retard.
>>11616138Cloudchaser or whatever her "official" new name is
>>11616147Jessy. Draw mecha-tyranitar being driven by Palette who is dressed as the Green Ranger. Daggerflute and everything.
>>11616141>tfw not white middle class>tfw free moneySuck it 2.3
>>11616147>to moira>jessy will never draw horse for you
>>11616115We'd need to know Celestia's origin for that....something you'd think the show would have covered by now right?
>>11616158go on...you've got my attention...
>>11616172Shut up Australian WildlifeWe know that's you and you're tricking more people to come there because you killed everyone else.
>>11616150It holds water for me to drink.I'll let you have some if you ask nicely.
>>11616158So, is he drilling her NORTH end?
>>11616141Too bad you're the one getting shafted the most
>>11616184Ah.That's the one I like then.
>>11616138Flitter, you just know she eats granola does all kinds of yoga to keep it in shape.>>11616166Fluttershy pls
>>11616211Couldn't care less, my life is great
>>11616172Beside the fact the everything is expensive as fuck, yea it's pretty great.
>>11616178wut about them?Because they're remote control they're some sort of horrible evil? Like the black helicopters outside your window that hover in whisper mode?
>>11616149Get a five gallon bucket.
Is it time?
Florida is the penis of the USAoh god, it's all truuuuuue!
>>11616191>tfw jessy dicksuckers won't realize that, or genuinely lust for her which is beyond pathetic>mfw
>>11616229>not a 55 gallon drum
sex with twilight sparkle
>>11616227Killing children in foreign countries sounds pretty evil to me.
>>11616219>that picEvery time.
>>11616225>Minimum wage is twice as much>If you're poor the gubment gives you everythingNot seeing a downsideWhen you calculate prices as a function of average wage and minimum wage we're actually pretty cheap
>>11616141i was just in a game and someone used the insult "you must be white"
>>11616255Would it be awkward or passionate?
>>11616241>TFno we hypno
Drawfags, save us. Someone stream art.
>>11616147yes, that was the exact pony I was looking for
>>11616264The only downside is, you know, living in Australia.
>>11616273Awkward at first, but she would grow to be the most passionate partner ever.
>>11616245Why does Pinkie remind me of this?
>>11616245land mass cant have a penis and mares cant have a penis
>>11616283I'm watching the new Venture Broshttp://tvfeeds.net/live/cartoon-network
>>11616187Oh god, that sounds awesome. I'm hiding in the basement because my room is a sauna right now, but maybe when it cools down up there I can do a doodle.>>11616191But I like drawing horses for you guys, this was just a request from one of the writers.
>>11616248>tfw anon is jelly
How would you prove your love for your waifu
I started shipping BCSxRoss.I have no good reason for this except wanting to see the fireworks from MLPG and their tumblrs.Am I evil?
>>11616306can you draw me a birthday Sweetie belle?
>>11616295Why won't Leth check his privilege?
>>11616312Enter her in a horse race
>>11616273>line beardThe facial hair of douchebags.
>>11616312Defeat all of her other suitors in armed combat
>>11616295>mares cant have a penischeck your privilege
>>11616253Oh my. So he's been edging and taking his supplements then?
>>11616312I'd eat Sweetie Belle's cooking for her.
>>11616324Why does no one ever post the Rainbow Dash one?
>>11616307>mfw he doesn't realize I am not jealous at allI'd rather be an untalented hack who understands social situations than a talented artist who is a complete cunt.
>>11616300>I'm watching the new Venture BrosTotally forgot about it. And I missed it. That sucks. Will have to wait an hour or two until it shows up on the pirate bay.
SPANAKOPITA!
>>11616293hahaha what
>>11616248>mlpg thinks treating someone like a decent human being is considered dicksuckingbut anon i am nice to everyone
>>11616306Well, when things cool down, here's something thematic to draw to. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iCdIW4iLpGM
>>11616316You should have shipped her with sentenal instead. Autism and autism hand in hand.
>>11616312I would do things.
>>11616349you're a complete cunt and jelly
>>11616357no thanks i don't like spinach
>>11616138Flitterbut Cloudchaser can do things with her ass that you wouldn't believe
>>11616373Would you eat her delicious apple pie?
>>11616349>doesn't understand social situationsThe hell you on about, anon
>>11616187man, green ranger was op as fuckwhite ranger was such a pussy as bitch
>>11616361muh childhood!
>>11616362Isn't that TwilightxLuna?That makes far too much sense.
>>11616349
>>11616349>friendzone-anon at it again
I want to kiss pony
>>11616360Not to me, you didn't even come to my birthday party
>>11616401With gusto.
>>11616360>nice to everyoneButter quiet would be proud
What if your favorite pony insisted on wearing a fedora everywhere and called you m'sir?
>>11616435where? which?
>>11616292If she wants to learn more, you should, too.Suprise her with some "experiments" of your own.
Pony just had a nightmare and wants to sleep with you for the night.
>>11616435Pony wants to kiss you, but pony is too nervous to make the first move.
>>11616320I can try later, sure! Also happy birthday, if it actually is your birthday. If not then a very merry unbirthday.>>11616361HNNNNNNNNNG
>>11616456Will she snuggle with me?
>>11616456alright but I get to fall alseep while inside of her
http://imgur.com/eJrK9EEAll this zebra talk has got me flustered something fierce...
>>11616387What kind of things can she do with that firm, lilac booty she's got?
>>11616443I think he likes gummyberry more than apple.
>>11616468thank you
Why is America so bad at everything?
>>11616435But pony carries diseases
>>11616430The Friendzone anon makes me laaaaaaughtalk about assdestroyed
>>11616199>Before she knew it they were halfway across the city. She was lost in thought. What was she doing? What was she THINKING? This was a married stallion... and Cadence was a good...>"Whoa! Hey!", Shining Armor exclaimed.>Looking down she realized she had been so lost in thought she didn't even notice herself wrap her forelegs around his neck... but that wasn't as strange as the fact that she'd apparently been nuzzling his mane as well.>"Fluttershy what the....">"Ohmigosh I'm so sorry! I have no idea what came over me! I... just.. oh... you see... WAAAAAHHHH!!!">With that last bit of eloquence, she turned tail and ran as fast and as far as she could...
>>11616440but I was there, anonI even wore the Pinkie fursuit
>>11616456Hell no, I'm not sleeping with no epileptics
>>11616360>implying she is a decent human being>>11616375Again, I'm fine with being unaesthetic. And I can stop being a douche any time I want.>>11616406http://crisiscitydjs.tumblr.com/post/51160952504/thesassyjessy-samrosemodblog>>11616430I'm remembered? O-oh gosh <3
>>11616483Shit I'd say we're pretty good at itStep it up rest of the world
What if you were a shitposting idiot with no life?
>>11616476unf, nothing better than drinking it straight from the source.
>merry christmas mlpg I dew you a present
>>11616447I like Butterquiet
>>11616512IT'S SHIT
>>11616427Huh?>>11616486>implying I'm not beyond anger at this point>>11616507Who are you?
>>11616470Of course. You should keep her in your arms so she feels safe in case she has another one.
>>11616476>that little bulge in his throatUNF
>>11616451On here cheek. My waifu>>11616485I don't care
>>11616435Pony wants to kiss you but she's worlds away.How does that make you feel?
>>11616415Can't beat the classics.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3TvGjHUPOxg>>11616468And of course, you've got to be able to call the Dragonzord.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dz2XmFrdXWw
>>11616256Children died when we overthrew Hitler. Drones sure are a lot more accurate than B-29s.Are you saying the allied forces of WWII were evil?
>>11616483America doesn't post on message boards for a little girl show
>>11616507I never had a life to begin with.
>>11616512Go back to Tumblr with the rest of the bronies, Fluttershy.
>45:00 inThis movie isn't bad so far
>>11616543So we can shittalk America and he'd never know about it?Sweet
>>11616490>It turned out that wasn't actually very far at all. Shining Armor had managed to grab the tip of her tail between his teeth and decided he'd get a bit of a laugh out of seeing how long she'd run in place before she noticed.>"Huh?" she exclaimed after running herself out of breath going absolutely nowhere. "Why are you stopping me?">"Because I still want a cherry pie, and you asked me if I wanted to get something to eat."OH YOU GUYS SEE WHAT IM DOIN HERE?! I'm a regular fuckin wordsmith up in this bitch!
>>11616490sthap fluttersh
>>11616538I was crazy about power rangers when I was little. Thank you for bringing back awesome memories
Goodnight MLPGTime to go dream about Rainbow pony
>>11616536THE CALL OF ADVENTUREAN EPIC QUEST FOR TRUE LOVETHERE IS NOTHING MORE NOBLE!
boop
>>11616483LGTSS>white people
>>11616155[Citation needed]
>>11616559>gb2Tumblrokay..........
>>11616559what if i made it up to you?
>>11616586God why can't that Sweetie be real. I just want to hug her
>>11616574If it makes you feel better about your country
>you will never be a zebra
>>11616490go on...
>>11616578CONTINUE THEN
>>11616617mare
>>11616538Dagger flute theme is my message tone on my phone
>>11614746Here ya go man
>>11616611Fuck you, I'm hugging her first.
>>11616349it was revealed that BCS is the anon who keeps posting "you are just jelly" to everythingits her way of rusing and i wish people would stop falling for it
>>11616632with a dick
>>11616586Everybody worth their salt was crazy about Power Rangers back in the day.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-PYKVaNrfLg
>>11616650Oh.Whoops.
Did it hurt when pony fell from heaven?
>>11616603How could you possibly make up for assaulting my eyes with that horrid drawing
>>11616611>>11616645What about when she got older and wanted to try something new?
>>11616486you cant stop me
>>11616652Futa zebra is the best of both worlds. You get your womb rinsed with spunk and you can bloat other zebras fat with seed.
>>11616652with a nice belly?
>>11616498Holy shit Not Ben Stiller, would you please cut it with the bullshit?
>>11616674why does pony like your scent so much
>>11616674Why wait?
>>11616653i just wanted to do crazy jumps and moves with swords and shit defeating badies.
>>11616574Colorado still healthier than the rest of the country, fuck yea.
>>11616674I'd probably be married to her sister by then.
>>11616498>implying she is a decent human beinga young kid makes a mistake and you are not a fan of their art is not enough reason to hate someone.
>>11616650But anon. I tell people they're jelly all the time.It's not my fault, or BCS's fault, they're jealous of talented and popular people.
>>11616701I guess it would be up to her
>>11616705Scoots, why are you such a whore for dicks?
>>11616675someone post that picture with the caption fedorable
>>11616684Aw, shame. I was found out.So who is this anyway?>>11616714Actually, if she's not willing to learn from it, it is.
>>11616716Go away BCS
I'm going to pony this pony and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
>>11616725Same reason you are
>>11616650brony jelly?people are dumb for falling for that then
>>11616477words cannot do it justicesuffice to say, she would leave you fully satisfied
>>11616758NOT IF I PONY HER FIRST
>>11616761Oh okay, just checkin'
>>11616758She is now a cat.Do you still want to pony her?
>>11616742I'm from the steam chat, you are annoying as shit and do nothing but shitposting
>>11616785ACATISFINETOO
>>11616758I'm sorry non but she's being ponied by Flash right now.Maybe if you had a car with your face on the hood Twilight would like you
>>11616793I want a name.Also, >implying I don't just reveal the trufax
>>11616785Can I pony a cat? Is such a thing even possible?
>>11616770I'll sigh and wish it weren't so...
>>11616785I'd take her as a dog too
HATS?!
>>11616815You're completely off your rocker.
>>11616810How awkward do you think their first time was/will be?
>>11616810>Maybe if you had a car with your face on the hoodwhat? Is that actually in the movie?
I love you human, hold me and never let go
how awful would it be to find out if you ever went mentally insane the way you spend your day is shitposting and meme spamming on a mylittleppony forum.
>>11616758You can pony that ponyI'm going to pony this pony
>>11616839Not awkward at all because twilight is never going to see him again.
>>11616742I love how you're whining about her while she's posting and she hasn't fallen for your PLS RESPOND technique. Obviously you hate her, she posts here a lot and we enjoy her presence. Not sure why you're even here.
>>11616785Probably notcat is not for sexual
>>11616725i've only touched 1 dick in my life mine
>>11616839Not awkward in the least, since they will never have a first time.
>>11616864We can change that, if you want.
>>11616846Well it's his logoHUGE ASS LOGO on the hood
>>11616859>implying I want attention>implying I'm not just revealing the truth and shooting dicksuckers' claims down
>I'M NOT A HORSE ANON, CUT IT WITH THE BULLSHIT>Can I have one more sugar cube?
>>11616864i have touched like 5 animal dicks in my life.
>>11616885
>>11616810But she's right here, anon. Flash isn't anywhere around.
>>11616864>He hasn't sucked a dickWhat are you doing hereGet out you disgusting pervertCome back when you've blown a guy
>>11616885Oh, well that's not quite as bad.
how easy to break are pony necks
>>11616885Flash seems like the guy of guy that gets tribal band tattoos
>>11616890all you're doing is auto-fellating while everyone else either laughs at you or ignores you
>>11616854>implying I'm using memes
>>11616902Dooks leave that poor pony alone.We can see you moving your lips.
>>11616902Pony wouldn't curse, you potato.
>>11616907Why is she hiding her face with her wing?
>>11616885You know I've seen it so many time but still it's wow. I mean seriously. Wow.
>>11616859>responding to him anywayHe's not going to stop, just let him have his tantrum by the corner and leave him be.
>>11616903
>>11616920>implying they aren't sinking away from the sheer amount of told I deiver
>>11616931She doesn't want you to see that she got into the cookies
>>11616854I don't know but I'm saving this image
>>11616910Why does MLPG want everyone to be gay?
>>11616907That means you're Flash
>>11616938Deliver*Maybe I should've skipped the brandy tonight.
>>11616859Dicks22 has been fucking up these threads for long years now.That boy ain't right.
>>11616925Anon the blue marshmellow pony talks! I swear.>>11616929Who are you calling a potato, potato?
>>11616947You want to suck on pony dicks though, you have no right to complain
>>11616902>"Anon" she pleads>You ignore her>"Anon...">Nope, not paying attention>"ANON, I NEED TO GET MY FIX">Well, missy, now you are talking my language.
>>11616885>>11616932If somebody had leaked this, like the entire fucking movie, or the entire goddamn screenplay/script, or all the storyboards not too long ago, nobody would have fucking believed it.It's like a cruel joke
>>11616938Your only argument seems to be "I'm right, I won". I'm no expert, but I don't think that's how you win an argument.
>>11616947Why does MLPG want everyone to be ponysexual?
http://i.imgur.com/ggTBx46.jpg
>>11616957who?
>>11616971
>>11616947You're watching a show for little girlsBeing bi is a minimum requirement of posting here
>>11616951But that's not true either, Flash just called us on facetime to tell us that he's crashing at Shining Armor's and Cadance's for his break.
>>11616957I'm Not Ben Stiller, not Dicks22.>>11616983Well where's your counterargument shooting down all of my points?It's nowhere.Also, I don't understand why you posted that pic but it's amusing.
>>11616987that's not unf, that's just creepy
>>11616987That's not a pony at all.
