Athletic ponies doing athletic thingslazy horse: >>11542071
Goodnight, MLPG.I get to sleep to the sounds of thunder and rain.
Well that was fucking embarrassing.
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>athletic poniesNah. I'd rather some educated horses. Don't you want to ride them?Foxy foxy
>>11545440Why are they looking in my window? It's storming outside, they really shouldn't be out there.
>>11545440
>>11545425Nasse pls continue drawing.We miss you.
>>11545440Such lewd pones.
This kills the unf.
>>11545440Holy fucking shit my house is crystal.
>>11545453What are some games that feel great when it's storming?Red Dead Redemption is the only one I can think of now.
>>11545440what are they hoping to find?
>>11545440Hey Tex are you in a sketching mood?
>>11545473nice
did you check your privilege yet?
And that's two requests done with. Thoughts?
>>11545457I'm trying. I just need to work on my humans for the pin-up thing. Besides I've been updating my tumblr somewhat frequently.
>>11545488I'm always in the mood to listen to ideas, anon.
>>11545457>tfw Nasse hats us.
Weaver pls say you're actually hereI want my Dewbon double penetration by frotted zebra cocks
>>11545494>Gay>Mentally illI thought I was exempt
>>11545494I dont have to since I'm the only username on my PC
>lmsketch drawing poniesmuh dick.
>>11545507Draw crystal Applejack and crystal Texanon.Please.
>>11545496Her balls look really lumpy.
>>11545507Can you draw Oreo Pone please?
>>11545483the first time you see a storm in Oblivion feels pretty good.and there's that lightningstorm near the end of inFAMOUS 2.
>>11545517>Having root privilegesNIGGA THAT'S A RECIPE FOR DISASTER
>>11545522Doing anything in particular?>>11545528Maybe.
>>11545505>Nasse is doing the pin-up....
>>11545532washing windows >>11545491
>>11545524Ohhhh no. Let me just change that right now.
>>11545522>Crystal Texanon>ends up being normal Texanon with hair gel>glitter hair gel
>>11545531dont give a fuck
>>11545545Which pony put it there?Rarity probably finds glitter tasteless.
>>11545508Who doesn't hat us at this point?
>>11545496Ross you bastard, you better draw my coltmouto
>>11545532>doing anything in particularShit I don't know. Eating crystal corn or something? Or something suitably humorous that involves their crystal anatomy?
>>11545545>Pinkie licks her hoof.>Makes his hair hum when she rubs it.
>>11545520looks like Eleanore from the Chipettes.
>>11545572why does hub hate corm?
>>11545563Rarity uses glitter ironically.
There, that should clear up any potential confusion.
>>11545567...You mean beyond the ones the didn't burn to death?
>>11545595what's the tattoo on her balls say?
>>11545595So now she's drawing on her balls?
>>11545595That is one strange tatoo to get on your cancer ridden testicles
>>11545592It's still glitter even if it's ironic.
I really like this screwball/doctor thing.
>>11545604>>11545602Its her cutie mark.
>>11545507>I'm always in the mood to listen to ideas, anon.But what if 90% of my ideas are terrible?
>>11545595What an awful place to have a tumor.
So, as anyone else noticed that Eurobeat's audio has been sucking more and more lately?Not tha I should care, but he has been trying to win remix contests...
>>11545535It's gonna suck.
>>11545610>screwball
>>11545610Do they fuck
>>11545616It's a Big Bag 'O' Chips (salted chips) she's carrying with her hand underneath the tubs of ice cream tucked under her arm.
>>11545491That looks like shitty CG. Is that from the actual show?
>>11545614I'll still listen to them.
>>11545625of course they fuck
>>11545610i don't get it. this is just some experimental Andy Worhol bullshit here, random strings of images of dudes sleeping.
*ker-SHUNK**FLORBL*
>>11545630Probably?I have no idea
>>11545625
>>11545595I'm going to tattoo 'Big bag O chips' on my nuts one day
>>11545628How did she get salted chips into her scrotum
>>11545610>that anatomy in the fourth panel
>>11545494>did you check your privilege yet?Because tumblr-tards have been so stupid, people have just rejected the whole "privlege" thing. But at its core, it's something that's really important to consider. Your personal experiences are NOT universal. Your mindset, and values, are not universal. Consider that someone, who might be a different gender, or come from a different sociology-economic class might have a vastly different mindset than you.
My little pony is better than your little pony.
>>11545633Is she upset due to her illiteracy?
double trouble: rhyme edition
grundles are althetic as fuck...when they want to rape spike...
>>11545662>sociology-economicno
>>11545666Go away satan
>>11545646there's a lot more images than this, that one comic is a bit out of context alone.
>ross and BCS herei am in hell
>>11545652I guess they were always right about her...She always got her bone.
>>11545662No.
>>11545666Satan I will sock you right in the fuckin gob, m8
>>11545669Those must be some pencil dicked zebras
>>11545669their vaginas must be really small.
>>11545680BCS left a while ago, didn't she?
Danny DeVito wants that Spike grundle grundle is the space between your balls and your ass hole
>>11545633>I'll still listen to them.Draw Boy Anon in Ponyville.
>>11545679I've heard of black coffee but this is ridiculous
RAMBOW DOOSH IS SMASHING INTO YOUR WINDOWWILL YOU OPEN IT?
>>11545679>drinking motor oil for breakfastwhat the fuckthat's a lunchtime treat at best
>>11545680Ross is taking requests and not drawing 2fats and BCS isn't even herethere's no pleasing you is there
>>11545690>>11545693all right let's try again
>>11545669This is bullshit...Ice Pack doesn't know how to rhyme for shit.
>>11545704is she smashing WITH HER DICK?
>>11545669>no wiggle>no flopi gotta say:"drop".
>>11545707lmao 2fat
>>11545704Of course. I wouldn't want her to break my window.
>>11545595Your human designs are hideous. They're monsterous.
>paper pony frames on sale at the bronyconFuck someone buy me one, there's no way I can make it there.
no grundle love?
>>11545710Should have gone with>>11545512
>>11545711That's not Ice Pack at all.
>>11545676>>sociology-economic>noSpell check messed with that. Meant socio-economic.
>>11545726
>>11545715I want to smash her grundle...if you know what I mean...
Will pony ever love me?
>>11545728around these parts, when it comes to small cave-dwellers, we only like kobolds with massive ears.
>>11545754only if you can learn to love yourself first
>>11545649http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F9xWwqDHoW
>>11545754No. But that's not the point.
>>11545710I will thank you though, you put a lot of work into that pic
>>11545763kobolds r gheygrundles have been raping ponies since 1986
>>11545710
>>11545777What do you mean that's not the point?
>>11545788now you're cooking with gas.
>>11545788there's no such thing as too much with you guys, is there?
>>11545710>Femsnips still manages to not get layed.
>>11545754Ask again later.
>>11545768NOSTOP!
Could Tony Stark build it in a cave?
>>11545807
what are you doing to become a true artists?
>>11545809We asked for dicksWe got 0dicks
>>11545830>pony like dicku-unf
>>11545810>femsnips
>>11545838calm downthat was only part 1
>>11545835masturbate in front of my dogs
is it wrong that I jerk my derk to my custom css every now and then?she doesn't have hooves...
>>11545833>beefIt just looks like charcoal.
>>11545792Pony isn't here to love you. Pony isn't here to be your perfect mate. Pony is here to make you a better person, to make you into the man that the woman you will eventually fall in love with will fall in love with. Preparing you for the world to come. She's not the answer. She's just the question.She's Lisa. She's Gwen Stacey. She's Knives Chau.
>>11545856i am telling your mother nanaki
>>11545859I don't know, you'd have to post it
>>11545829Derpy managed.In a mancave.
I like this only for how they rendered the fattening process. Gonna borrow the technique. But should I draw Sweetie Belle or my own Twilight? Sweetie Belle... or Twilight... who's it gonna be...
>>11545859>Jerking it to CSSOh man I've got some PHP to show you
>>11545851PleaseGive Dewbon some ZDD
>>11545830aww yeah
>>11545875all the fat anthro ponies eat goes straight to their thighs.
>>11545882no
>>11545830hehehehe
>>11545866I'm never going to fall in love with a woman, I love pony.
I DID ITI CAPTURED PONIESI FINALLY CAPTURED SOME OF THEMAND NOW I CAN USE THEM TO GO TO EQUESTRIAIT'S FINALLY HAPPENINGSMELL YOU NEVER MLPG
>>11545833SB pls
>>11545908>anon will never capture you
>>11545870RCH please fuck off, remove your cancer from this general.
>>11545897But no one else can take itExcept Celestia
>>11545830>Anonymous want Twilight back
>>11545901That's because you haven't heard the question yet. She's only making you ready for the human you're going to meet.
>>11545895>that sentence
>>11545870http://i.imgur.com/maKTxbv.jpg
>>11545921fuck
>>11545868I'm sorry anon-kun... please don't hate me...[code]#bottom:after{content:url(http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/041/8/2/Dance_Gif_by_Miicchan.gif);z-index:100;position:fixed;right:0;bottom:0;display:inline-block;}[/code]
>>11545910Thank god it wasn't Mewball!The thumb would have spoiled the entire image!
oh shitfuturama's back, you guysthe hiatus just got the slightest, tiniest bit happier
>>11545921>MLPG never live
>>11545941Nice job
>>11545934>Wood isn't right.>Focus is off.>Worse then usual.
>>11545951Futurama has been getting shit though
>>11545933that occurred to me.all the fat that anthro ponies eat goes straight to their thighs.
>>11545957>waifu use porn always yes
>>11545934
>>11545875>chubby sweetie belleplox.
>>11545921
>nmm chrysunf
>>11545970That's better. Would you yank on her tail with one hand and spank her growing behind with the other?
>>11545986deus vult
Guys this Nichijou stuff is ridiculousI didn't think silly schoolgirl anime could be this funny
>>11545941just replace the>http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs27/f/2008/041/8/2/Dance_Gif_by_Miicchan.gifjust replace the url for a pony gif... i guess if that's your thing...I'm so embarrassed, I think I'm going to cry...
why is he so dreamy, /co/?
>tfw no new hornjob pictures for over a week
>>11546008THANKS FOR REMINDING MEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foTRIH4qkf8
>>11546014Because you like How I Met Your Mother
>>11545994>Sombra Moonqt
>>11546003>look up meaning>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Equestrian_Order_of_the_Holy_Sepulchre_of_Jerusalemwot
one of these days SB is really gonna have to teach me to draw horsedickshttp://i.imgur.com/7UPxQgj.png
>>11546020And thanks to you for making me look at into this, but now I can't fucking the the opening as anything besides this.
>>11546028CAN YOU SEE THE ANSWERS YETCIRCLES WITHIN CIRCLES
>>11546034unfity unf unf!
>>11546034>implying that'll work>implying I didn't pop a boner
>>11545914Yeah, I was wondering how long it would take before googly eyes would be considered 'funny' here...Good run I guess...
>>11546034woahwoahwowza
>>11546034>leaky logshow do we not have a cum-pump stallion called Leaky Log yet?
Damn it MLPG, let me sleep.
>>11546014>>11546022
>>11546065no.
>>11546065lullaby, and good night, go to sleep little baby~
>>11546071beyond awful
>>11546062We do have this guyhttp://derpibooru.org/334225
>>11546008You're the worst kinda guy. Just wanted you to know. Everything cliche anime's used since its inception, taken way over the top, and it's somehow a virtuoso display of comedy to you.
>>11546034whoops, forgot the eyelasheshttp://i.imgur.com/Z3fiWfv.pngguess that's boysnails>>11546062>leaky logslook don't blame me okaythat's what horsedicks ARE
>>11546067It's time
>>11546079>gear and resistors cutie markugh
Does anyone still play the gameloft pone gameI just got now joined the party van
>>11546034This would work a lot better with a femanon, assuming pony world zebras are in scale to zecora
>>11546083>It was supposed to be femsnailsWe'll that's fucking disappointing
>>11546089They deleted my file so im less inclined to play.Unless I make everything cost 1 bit
>>11546080I don't really watch anime all that oftenI don't see what's wrong if I had a laugh at it.
>>11546077tell me whyp-please
>>11546087>>11546079>2 band resistor codeHow the fuck is that supposed to work?
>>11546093>This would work a lot better with a femanon, assuming pony world zebras are in scale to zecorabut what kind of scale is zecora in to femanon??also I totally misread the prompt and thought it said femsnails
Gibe requests
>>11545830>shit gamesha ha time for dota
GG, I love you.Can I have your buttbabies?
>>11546116Why are her cutie marks on her fucking knees?!
>>11546116Twilight tickling Rarity with her wings
>>11546116Ms. Harshwhinny doing a backflip
>>11546118>defense of the ancientsthe fuck am I living in the stone ages?
>>11545830
>>11545835Shitposting in MLPG and capping the results and later posting them here and telling you to look at that retarded faggot.
>>11546124I love you too anon no homo
>>11546114Femanon is just barely able to got her throat around them.
>refresh tumblr>all of a sudden Apple art everywherethe fuck just happened?
>>11546127Because I can't draw and don't know what anatomy is
>>11546127A rare cutie mark disease
>>11546129>her>doing something fun
>>11546062Nope
>>11546135GET GET DAMN ITI think I'm developing some kind of disorder
>>11546127Alternatively, because it's my style.
>>11546116more Double Cutie Perspective
>>11546057You won't be missed~ Hope you take yourself out in a fire for ironys sake.
>>11546153>Double Cutie PerspectiveHah?
>>11546137you have 10 minutes until he deletes it.
>>11546143I'm pretty fun
>>11546158its been up for an hour apparently
>>11546163Exactly.
>>11546116>mfw i just tried to "like" that image and scrolled up and down looking for a heart iconI think I have a problem.
>>11546137He came back yesterday. Put on a name for no reason other than attention whoring and he quit forever again after making three posts.
>>11546163Well that explains why she's never with you
>>11546158They'll be in a briefcase on the northern wing's roof.Good luck.
>>11546137my dick is diamonds for thisand I don't even into tumblrwat do?
>>11546169>>11546176
>>11546137Link?
Red, draw a phat bottomed ponk princess.
>>11546178look at hoihois shit some more like you always do
>tfw you will never approach this house in real life.
>>11546186okay....
>>11546178http://sunibee.tumblr.com/
>>11546178Go to tumblr.Make a tumblr.Follow tumblrs.Instant tumblrs.
God broke everything
>>11546157you knowboth marks at the same time
GG, thank you for doing my request, even if you did HOTBEEF it a little.
>>11546186
>>11546195>>11546193b-but my elitist pen0r!
>>11546212?
Marker where?
>>11546212Which pony uses leetspeak unironically?
>>11546223Marker died.
>>11546225Twist.
>>11546207
>>11546193>http://24.media.tumblr.com/5ddc979b7996bb576a76ad08142fd1e3/tumblr_moqi2jjybb1s5mjlwo1_1280.pngWait, who's that cyclops girl?
Your favorite pony just said she/he loved you. What do you do?
>>11546225that one pony that no /co/fag has identifiedunf, my dick is shooting rainbows
>>11546241Dewbon ripoff
>>11546241his own thing
Is it happening?
>>11546242punch her in the face
>>11546242Things you would never have to tell someone who cares for you.
>>11546242Tell her that I love her too. Then hug and kiss her.
>>11546255is that based off of something?
>>11546242Embrace pone and whisper in their ear: u wan sum fuk bb.
>>11546242I think I'd either ponce on her and hug while starting to cry or start screaming I did it, and run nude in Ponyville
>>11546258>I love you
>>11546263
>>11546242Melt in happiness and implode
>>11546184Yyyessss...
>>11546242Wake up.
Me legs are shaking, GG
>>11546242''I know''
>>11546242I would tenderly love her in the missionary position for the sole purpose of hardcore sex in the BDSM position for inter-pony relations
>>11546242I've never been so happy in my life, so I wouldn't know what to do. Probably cry.
What if human pantsu?http://i.imgur.com/iZqNPjD.jpg
So is everyone ready for the enrichment center's next prompt?
I wonder how much time our synchronization is going to take.
>>11546284
>>11546193who's the guy on the left
>>11546299I'm allergic to drawing and learning how to draw so no
>>11546299lay it on us
>>11546296That's not a human, Anon
>>11546296>TW fanartblergahhh
>>11546299No. I'm scared of artists and drawing.
>>11546275Can anyone post that picture of a guy who modified his revolver and added a high-capacity magazine? I love manga that fails to understand how things work
>>11546299I am an unartistic fuck, so go guzzle 9000 cocks thank youbut please enjoy yourself
>Realize I could have chucked a bunch of googly eyes on the ooze to make a Smooze for a joke.Son of a bitch.
>>11546299Yeah sureI drew them happy clouds but they turned out like shit
>>11546309>>11546317you are kidding me right?>>11546312I was asking if you are ready
NOT MY IDEA, just doin a take on that other guy's work. First time I've drawn Twilight in at least five months.
I drew hippy pon critique?
>>11546336Oh, that was you, ross?
>>11546336
>>11546338Ears look a bit funny but would bang
>>11546332no grundles?this thread is disgusting!
>>11546328>Realize that the bitch I was talking to was begging for the dick but I was too drunk to realizeSon of a bitch
>>11546336HOW DOES SHE BEND HER ABDOMEN LIKE THAT?
>>11546336I would have had no idea that it was twilight if not for the text
I sometimes wonder if Apple is in fact reaver, going through another one of his drama-induced lockups
>>11546233holy shit I'm fucking dying
>>11546336>Twilight Badonkleaww yeah>>11546332And I said lay. it. on. us.
>>11546360So now Little Strongheart?
>>11546355So you've been plugging your own shit, Apple?
>>11546338I leek it.
>>11546338gundles would definitely grundle that grundle
>>11546233>this fucking feel...Actually, i've come to discover that drawing on a falt, paralell surface helps with this problem
>>11546364Im working on it
>>11546307this reminds me, what happened to MLPG's massive boner for One Punch Man?
>>11546360I'll tell everyone a little later, when everyone is awake
>>11546332NopeTried once to hold a Wacom pen and use it on a tablet and my hand fell off.Then I tried using a pencil to draw a pony on paper. My entire arm melted.
>>11546332No, I'm completely serious.
>>11546338looks a bit squashed
What if pony was macho man randy savage?
>>11546379I don't know of I would have went with a direct forward look, but I'll reserve judgment.
>>11546350>I better update my blog!How are you today, rchhateanon?
>>11546365I think you have me confused with someone else
>>11546387>looks a bit squashedreally? Of all things, I don't see that
>>11546394Pony would be dead
http://i.imgur.com/yRsMAw3.pngLike she even cares about the rhymes at this point
>>11546381what the fucktell us nowI'm going to sleep soon and I want to know
>>11546399what kind of a fucking filename is this
>>11546410I'm so glad Spice is finally getting someEven if she is probably paying for it.
>>11546410nice jawbreaking porn there gg
>>11546410the other zebra must be uncomfortable as hell
>>11546410I THINK I'M UNFING TOO HARDSHOULD MY PENIS BE VIBRATING?
http://i.imgur.com/2B9PMz4.pngAnd here's the boysnails version for whoever wanted it
Based Fucking Zerohedge http://www.zerohedge.com/news/2013-06-20/32-facts-show-how-men-are-being-systematically-emasculated-america-todayWake up.
Okay, so I think a wardrobe change is finally in order for Twilight Sparkle. Skintight plus twos, Mary Janes, and a different hue for her overshirt and longsleeves.
>>11546431>Wake up.i already didtoo bad i cant do anything about it
>>11546429GG, you da best, mang
Here is a pon.Now I must slep. shut up it's my adult twist desnign style okaay privilige check
>>11546380it's hard to keep up hype for weekly releases
>>11546410I DON'T THINK SHE CAN HANDLE ITAND EVEN IF SHE CAN, IT LOOKS LIKE THE HEADS ARE GOING TO GET LOCKED BEHIND HER TEETHSHE GOING TO SUFFOCATE ON DICKS AND CUMWhat a way to go~
>>11546394http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8C4lK41SX-QHE WOULD SPIN A TALE BROTHER, A TALE LIKE NONE YOU HAVE EVER WITNESSED! BROTHER YOU WOULD LISTEN O THE WISDOM OF THE MOUNTAINS FROM THE FIRST GRAIN OF DIRT THAT FORMED IT!AND FROM THAT YOU WOULD KNOW, BROTHER, YOU WOULD KNOW HOW THE MOUNTAIN BECAME THE ULTIMATE WRESTLECHALLENGE IN THE WORLD!BECAUSE IT IS THE ULTIMATE WRESTLEBROTHER TO EXIST!I HAVE CLIBED THOSE MOUNTAINES AND WRESTLED THE DRAGONS ON THE PEAKS AND BROTHER I CAN TELL YOU THAT TODAY~!ONLY ON PAY PER VIEW!THE MOST ULTIMATE LADDER MATCH IN THE WORLD.WILL GO DOWN TODAY!
>>11546449Draw her passing out from lack of air as her throat fills up with a fatal cumshot.
>>11546429>http://i.imgur.com/2B9PMz4.pngunf
>>11546449Anon, she's just licking the tipsThere's no way they're going insidenot until she's had more training anyway
I can see it now. "It feels as if our time is up." "No we'll each give you a cup". BZZZZZBZZZZZZZBZZZZZZ alarm clock
Enjoy your breakfast.
>>11546489I JUST WANT HER TO BE HAPPY!
>>11546489n-no, I have f-faith in GG...
>>11546493I had it 3 hours ago, but thank you
>>11546489I'm okay with it. I don't want her to do it for the first time for money.
>>11546493>bologna and cheese for breakfastGET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU DISGUSTING SWINE
>>11546493That is so adorable that it's killing me
>>11546425
I'm gonna marry this alcoholic horse
>>11546457>throatand lungs
>>11546525>dreams>making sense
>>11546517>delitization
This thread is relevant to my interests.
>>11546493 >tfw i fucking hate breakfast foods>it's all thats being served at 6:30 am>have to wait till 10am to get real foodeugh.
>>11546429So what's the best way for something like this to end up with a young colt, MLPG?Something the parents trust but aren't aware of, like a teacher or babysitter?Something they're aware of and let happen?Or something that happens completely outside of that, like a pedo stallion just happening upon him at the edge of the woods where there's no one to save him anyway?
>>11546545>colt
>>11546402I mean I can't perceive much depth (front to back) on the pony, like it has no torsoit makes it look a bit "froggy"
>>11546521Damn it pinkie, we've been over this.It's supposed to say NO unf allowed.
>>11546552That's boysnails slurping those zebra dicks, anon.
>>11546523Okay, well I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle.
Actually come to think of it, I don't usually see Snails in a subby situation.
>>11546571Alright, who's married to TwilightShow of hands people
>>11546571Too late someone did it before you.
>>11546539>tfw fucking love breakfast foods>but they're only served in the morning
>>11546577I'm married to Rarity
>>11546577Reporting in. She's the light of my life
how does pony work out?
>>11546577I was the original person to marry Twilight sparkle, i have a signed certificate of authenticity timestamped by Lauren Faust.
ded
>>11546577/)
>>11546593>implying chubby pone cant do flips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VRTMUVcU90UReally? This is the remixed version of the intro song they did for the EqG movie? Fucking REALLY?
dddddawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
>people developing stockholme syndrome and starting to believe that Equestria Girls is not awful
If FemSnips can take on 2, why aren't you taking 1, /co/?
>>11546593If all those months of my life were spent on trainings instead of browsing mlpg, I would probably be able to do something like that, too.Sometimes I question my decisions in life.
>>11546612This sounds like one of those generic brony-made remixes.
>>11546619No one wants to give it to me
>>11546618I know, right?
>>11546619I don't know any homosexual zebra who will let me practice
>>11546619Im alone
>>11546617BUT TWILIGHT DIDN'T KNOW THAT SHINING LIKE CADENCE
>>11546625At this point, I'd bet a decent chunk of money that they DID hire a fan to make it.
>>11546612>>11546625Isn't it one? I think I heard it before. Not sure though, all of them sound the same.
>>11546623but anon, you don't need to train everydayyou don't even need to train for hours at a timeyou can still do it
>>11546633Well no not exactly.She just didn't know Cadance's official title.
>>11546643There's about 2 that I know of that are similar but both are, while still sounding somewhat generic, miles better than this.
>>11546645That actually isn't that impressive.
>>11546619Because i'm not a queerosexual anon
Panka will never sing party party join us join us
>>11546654>I'm not gay, I just want to suckle cocks
>>11546651>imfuckingplying.
>fluttershy using the voice she does to talk to her animalsOh my.
>>11546612Oh god that sounds like complete shit
>>11546664Do you have a chubby futa pony anon? If you bring her here i will gladly suck her pony cock right in front of you.
>>11546673>HURR I STEAL JOEK
>>11546668It's a pull up into a handstand.Yeah, I can't do it, but most parkour kiddies can.
>>11546619>FemSnipsanon why do you always make this mistake
>>11546642But wwho though?i mean fuck, I'm sure they wouldn't do this bad of a job.
>>11546673>momma's so proud
>>11546678Bottom left corner
>>11546673But who was on phone? Twilight?
>>11546612That's gonna be the new S4 opening. Mark my words.
>>11546682Because I got 2 hours of sleep in the last 24 hours.I bet that fatty could swallow, though
>>11546687it's still stealing, even if you apologize
>>11546678So fucking what. Every god damn thing in the world is a remix or a copy of an idea. Theres nothing original really.
>>11546690I hope not. Goddamn that's complete shit. I mean fuck I never skipped the intro because it still makes me smile but that thing is horrible
>>11546692Well maybe Snails could tooThat doesn't mean she's gotta take them inside though
>>11546696Go cry about it to the Simpsons writers
>>11546685u-unf
mareteats
>>11546696>stealing
>tfw you still can't draw
>>11546702It's happening.No point in fighting it.
>>11546705No, It's 2 cups of cum.How fast can you drink 16oz of water, not to mention anything thicker?
>>11546716What a ugly horrible dog
>>11546715>tfw raging semi started drawing so shitty>i was better than him>months of procastination>hes now better than mewell fuck
>>11546713zebra cocks
>>11546717NOSHUT UPFUCK YOUSHUT UP
>>11546718This isn't about me, this is about Snailsstill you have a point
>>11546715I'm just getting emotionally stable to restart learning it.Joke's on you.
>>11546723I think Milky Way is adorable
>>11546723>1300$ plushie
>>11546725But MAYBE if she just suckled the bottom one while the top one drenched her.
>>11546714>not stealing
>>11546723>posting a banned OC.
>>11546724I'd love it if they replaced the shitty old intro with this new one.Much more hip and upbeat compared to that old dull intro.
Anyway I think that's it for Femsnails or just regular Snails for tonightHope you had fun MLPG
>>11546720>>11546726
>>11546739The milky way general threads were banned you dolt
>>11546741If I might ask, why the gay stuff? Usually you avoid homo like the plague. Not that I disapprove or anything.
>>11546741WHAT?YOU COCKBLOCKING BASTARDAt least pump out one more unf.
>>11546748Not today.
>>11546751Some people LIKE gay stuff, crazy right?Also, it's as easy as drawing the eyelashes last in this case.
>>11546718>He cant do a double beer bong in under four seconds
>>11546750>implying im going to listen to retarded rules
>>11546732It went for that much, eh? Somehow, I'm not surprised.
Why do I even bother with /pol/? It's a bunch of angry misanthropes who are utter failures at life lashing out and wanting to feel superior.
>>11546751>why the gay stuff? Usually you avoid homo like the plagueI draw gay stuff on occasionSometimes when I'm tired and have stayed up too late I'll get in a mood to draw gay stuffI just don't post it usually>>11546755all right anon maybe one morewhat did you want
>>11546762>not listening to the rules>calls out someone for posting somethingAlright tough guy, dont cut me with those edges
I would like to remind you all that drawing requires talent.You can't learn unless you have it with the combination of starting young.Not to mention drawing is only possible with digital tools, traditional is outdated and pathetic.
>>11546768Busty Femanon Zebra TitjobAnd I'm headcanoning that those zebras are brothers
>>11546718>1 pint10 seconds lazyily
I guess Tex left.
>>11546772>RD identifying bait
>>11546772Then watch me.I'm the pencil that will pierce the heavens
>>11546777Someone accused him of liking dick.
>>11546774>And I'm headcanoning that those zebras are brothersThey arethe lighter one has the darker dick and vice versa
>>11546776Zebras take 4 to ejaculate, so.
>>11546761If this is a usual skill in frats, the frat bros could probably give some awesome head.
>>11546770>implying he's the same person as me
>>11546783No. I think not.
>>11546772There are a lot of things wrong with this post
>>11546772
>>11546786>Implying they're going to cum at the same instant
You feel the ...[ballgag]BANGARANG!
>>11546785Congrats, you drew gay incest.I'm not even sure thats something new for you though.
>>11546791Scientific truth.
>>11546788>implying implications
>>11546772Bugsanon pls
>>11546796Did someone say Princest ERP is Wincest ERP?
>>11546796Whoa whoa whoaThat's not incestthey're just getting sucked by the same colt/filly
>>11546787woah bro.no homo bro.
>>11546794>implying they haven't trained for just such occasions.
>>11546801>it's not gay if the balls aren't touching
>>11546802It's only gay if the hooves are touching...
Previous Thread>>11542071 [ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 7.6 3/28/13 FIXED---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralCurrent General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.Download links for episodes:All Seasons: http://tinyurl.com/mlps2guideAll Seasons: http://yayponies.euFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.netMLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlpFiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who in MLPG:http://tinyurl.com/3tk3lax (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Events:http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://mlpgn.blogspot.com/Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.phpDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streamsDrawings Requests doc:http://tinyurl.com/7j8yge3Art reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.htmlMore links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneralIMGUR->Picture script (for non-removable r34/other content):https://bitbucket.org/murkeli/userscripts/raw/master/4chanimgur.user.js Archiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.
>>11546800DRAW PRINCEST PLS
>>11546801But their dicks are touching.
>>115468012 erect penises belonging to brothers are rubbing against each other.
>you will never fuck BCS doggy style while she shitposts on her phone
>>11546799I'm here to educate.
FULL LEAK POSTED ON REDDIT
>>11546798>not implying implications.
>>11546801What's the big deal?You tease incest all the time.
>>11546809>>11546810Wow if that's what qualifies as incest to you I guess r63 applejack and applebloom are gay tootalk about a hair trigger
>>11546772Tess pls go.
>>11546813Link it then
>>11546807There's more than one Princess.Cadance is related to Celestia, Celestia has adopted Twilight Sparkle. Loona is her little sister, Eris rules all chaotic and disharmony... which goddesses do you want?
>>11546813Post it here if you're so great
>>11546825celestia/twily/luna
>>11546824http://redd.it/1gsb9k
>>11546825But Cadence isn't related to Celestia.
>>11546819you forgot your trigger warning
>>11546825No no. Princest. Prince incest.Princess incest is Princesst.
>>11546829durr
>>11546830You sure?I didn't think Rule63 Blueblood was related to Celly but I was wrong...
>>11546829Do you think this is some kind of game?
>>11546832Oh! I see. Now it makes sense.
>>11546772>>11546789>>11546797>>11546812
>>11546835There was a Cadence story book that explained it.She was actually a Pegasus before becoming an Alicorn
>>11546831*rrreblogs*
>>11546835The shitty noncanon book says that Cadence was adopted by Celestia, more or less.
>>11546819Are you gonna draw that now?
>>11546843A pegasus, you say?Not a unicorn?Wow.
>>11546774>Busty Femanon Zebra Titjobokay so this was the only suggestion and all apologies anon but I'm not really feelin itso I'm turnin' in I thinkuntil next time
I hope GG isn't upset that I made him draw gay incest. The series is the unfiest thing in a LONG time
>>11546845So... exactly like a Twilycorn.I guess Twilight isn't really that special.
>>11546851WAITPLEASEWHAT ARE YOU FEELING?DRAW WHATS IN YOUR HEART
>>11546856...BLOOD?
My brain had a thing about Cadence
>>11546852I normally don't get when people call GG's stuff fappable but this really takes the cake.How the hell is any of that UNFy at all? Let alone the UNFiest? It's just two gray rectangles.
>>11546854She's special to me, so that's enough
>I drew what's in my heart"Fanartist, this is very dark."http://artwithoutprediction.deviantart.com/art/Glad-You-Came-animatic-378138910
>>11546854Not really, Twilight wasn't adopted, she was Celest's personal student. Cadence, according to the book, defeated some evil witch and got her medal thingy and that made her alicorn iirc, and then Celest adopted her. Twilight's reason for becoming a princess was even worse.
>>11546851waitdouble ballsucking
>>11546859explain
>>11546861Imaginationunf does not imply fap
>>11546861It's the subject matter, anon.And I DO like his style
>>11546861That's a very good question! I was wondering that myself, why those several lines can make me feel so much, or give me so many boners.GG, man. He's a wizard of lines. That's the only explanation.
>>11546861i never thought i'd see anyone discover that GG's stuff 3deep4themyou'd have to be pretty damn thick
>>11546870If it's the unfiest thing in a LONG time and you haven't fapped to it, then you must be having an even longer dry spell.
>>11546866I think I can safely say that the story concept is horrible.
>>11546877Who said I haven't fapped to it?Twice.
>>11546845>The shitty noncanon bookanonit's canonAKR and Meghan confirmed it
>>11546869This idea is probably really fucking late and not accurate at all, but you know how Twily was best at being friendly and she went full pone mode at that point?Well what if cadance was best at forcing love or whatever her talent is and that's why she's full pone mode
>>11546877Not him
>>11546883no, it's not
>>11546877I fap only to my waifu, bro.
>>11546883I know they confirmed it for canon, but since at least Meghan stopped giving a shit about the show I've also stopped giving a shit about what she says.
>>11546884But Applejack is the best at apples, so your theory falls flat.
>>11546898Man I want one of her apples.
>>11546898AJ probably isn't the best at apples yetGranny hasn't finished passing on the last of her knowledgeIts why she's still around
>>11546895>ignoring canonbrony pls
>>11546898I see your pointMaybe hasbro would make others full pone mode other than rararaThe last part being opinion
>>11546904>eating shit
>>11546895>Meghan stopped giving a shit about the show>because the story didn't went as you wanted it toStay brony, brony.
>>11546904>>11546912>look at me not samefagging
I will not accept "Sweetie Drops"fuck that
>tfw you spend too much time huffing your horsebando and can't think straight
>>11546904>>11546912>eathing whatever bullshit hasbro shill feed youYeahgo watch EQGThe book itself ignores show cannon, even contradicting it completelyit's not canon
>>11546915That's your issue man
>>11546915She will always be Bon Bon in our hearts
>>11546914top kek
>>11546915Are you still in an edit war with that mlp fim wiki?
>>11546925and then they go and have spike actually say Bonbon in the game, fully voice acted. fuckin mad
>>11546924word of god nigger
>>11546939You can always call her bon bon and everyone will know manItll be alright, bon bon loves you
>>11546938Nope, not my kinda thing.Though back when someone replaced a Panka song with galo sengen that was funny as hell.It stayed there for weeks.
>>11546947Nah she hates the hell out of me
Without further ado, here it is - my redesign of Twilight Sparkle for Season 4.
I just want to lie down, roll over and cry. Pony will never be real. She'll never know how much I love her and we won't be happy together.All I want is pony to be real and it will never be.
>>11546948God damnit, I must've missed this.
>>11546944Lauren Faust didn't say iteat shit
>>11546952it's crap
>>11546952Someone carved a baseball bat to look like a crusty turd.
>>11546952Ross why are you keep doing this?for what purpose?
>>11546951She loves you for caring enough to say something
>>11546954It was great. had a youtube embed, lyrics, everything.
>>11546957>Lauren>Still the word of godHA
>>11546952>is blackTumblr get the fuck outa here
>>11546957faust ain't god anymore bitchshe's dead
>>11546967
>>11546952the pants dont do it for me
>futa R63http://i.imgur.com/jd6ZVQX.pngWHY
>>11546935
>>11546971You're adorable but Lauren is dead and her word means nothing as far as the show is concerned
If you were given the chance to replace your existing genitals with a set matching the pony of your choice, would you? And which pony?hard mode: no gender switching
>>11546982fucking futafags
>>11546989Day thread starts early
There are only two kinds of people in this world.Faustfags and McCarthyfags.Which are you.
>>11546982y'know at this point straight up non-fetish porn is my fetish
>>11546994I'm a showfag
>>11546990I would take Snail's gigantic schlong
>>11546989no, it's as far as YOUR concerned and you're a brony faggot who'll eat any shit hasbro craps into his mouth
>>11546994i'm a canon fag
>>11546982futa is cancer but this getting ridiculous
>>11546994I'm a whoever is relevant to the show fag
>>11546990>hard mode>implying I haven't always wanted a 12 inch monster pony dongBig Mac
>>11547000we all know you're a fag anon.
>>11546994I'm not a faggot
>>11546994>McCarthyfagsI haven't really encountered many of these, especially recently
>>11546961Because I get bored with my designs after a while, I have to keep things fresh, which is why the main six get slight makeovers with each successive season. It's a mixture of giving a nod to the upcoming season as well as the time that's passed to finally make me change my mind and want something else out of the character.>>11546972What do you suggest? I'm all ears.
>>11546990Something dumb and impractical like this http://mlpg.co/unf/src/1367264577600.jpg
>>11547004Whats the point if you're too beta to use it properly?
>>11546999the same could be said about youyou'll still watch the showyou'll still read the comicsdoesn't really matter what you sayhasbro still wins at the end of it all.
>>11547011>you're too beta to use it properly[citation needed]
I'm going to marry a background pony
>>11547009>What do you suggest?I dont know shit about art but try the same purple as that small strand of hair next to the pink strand.
>>11546990Which ever pone has a 14 x 8 inch dick
>>11547018AND NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW
>>11547018Only if you post which one first
>>11547017I'll star quoting Harshwhinny if you really want me to.
>>11547023Lyra
New daily Smash picYou may resume your ponying.
>>115470218 inches around, or across?
>>11547026Do you really think i'll hesitate to tear her maregina in two with my new cunt destroyer?
>>11547032How fucking dare they share information.
>>11547027>LyraYou best oil the fuck up m8She's my mare
>>11547036I think you would.I don't think you have it in you.
>>11547037Check your non-fat privilege.
>>11547032>Your rights end where my feelings begin
>>11547032oh jeez
>>11547041>two giant neckbears oiled up and wrestlingunf
>>11547041Can we share Implyra?
>>11547043And why would I anon?
>>11547032The could have avoided anyone caring but fatass america would get offended anyway with having information
>>11547047But I am fat
>>11547032>BREAKFAST SHAMINGWhat is this shit, anything that has the slightest potential to make you feel even slightly bad is shaming and as such horribly offensive?The original idea was that people shouldn't be shamed for things they were born with, what you eat for breakfast is your own goddamn choice.
>>11547032>Surgeon General says you should have some protien in your diet>GUBMENT SHOULDN'T BE SHAMING MY ALL FAT AND CARB DIETGiving everyone the capacity to voice their offense is going to destroy civilizationI hope we get over PC
>>11547004>Big MacYou and me both, pal. Now I'm wondering how on earth I'd fit something that size in my boyfriend's ass.
>>11547048"how dare you 2 talk to each other without me"welcome to the entitlement generation
>>11547050>two giant neckbearsWell I can say Im not giant in any means but I really need to shave
ROW ROWBRONY POWAH!
>>11547060>implying consoles are better
let's try again
>>11547058You may be fat on the outside, but on the inside you are a privileged CIS scum non-fat rapist manpig.
>>11547053You would really hurt your waifu?
>>11547069[Meanwhile... ]>MLPG, the comic
>>11547070fuck you you dont kno->rapistalright well I probably would fuck anything with a heartbeat so thats close.
>>11547058>>11547047>tfw used to be fat>now not because I read the labels on shitINFORMATION IS NEATOBut lets never tell anyone anything that might ever be offensive
>>11547032I miss my freedom>>11547071Hurt? Hurt!? SHE WANTED THIS ANON. SHE SHOULDN'T HAVE WOKEN THE BEAR.
>>11547081UR A FAGET
>>11547081and don't tell anyone you diet or exercise eitherYou might FOFFEND them
>>11547078>Android phoneWHAT IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEANAM I SUPPOSED TO BE IMPRESSED THAT HE/SHE ISN'T USING AN IPHONE?
>>11547085today anon was faggotRIP MLPG
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/43266019/ponies/Vocaroo_s0V8v3bqSaS4.mp3I'm not sure if anyone remembers this, but I've been working on an animation based on the above vocaroo recording some anon posted here like last fall. Finally got around getting off my lazy ass, and so I did 90% of the work over the last few days.I'm having trouble coming up with things for the remaining clips (except the very last one), so I was wondering if you guys have any suggestions? I included timestamps to give a general idea of how long each one is.
BCS, I never saw if you finished that image of Bubbles holding a cat
>>11547091I don't own an iPhone but I won't break yours, if that is what you are asking.I just don't support walled gardens.
>>11547085Yes, AnonI am gayI figured I'm never going to get a qt boyfriend if I'm tubby
>>11547095It needs to be colored
>>11547098but some gay guys are in to that
>>11547081>tfw I used to be obese>lose half my weight in a year>I can't have a thin privilege because I wasn't born with itLife is so cruel
and donenow i'm in the mood for some good humanized dash fapficstoo bad i don't know any good ones
>>11547041as long as you stay in your alternate universe where she loves you and I stay in mine where she loves me there won't be any problems
>>11547098mlpg.co/unf/my mother always told me looks aren't everything
>>11547100Young ones don'tAt least not the ones I know
>>11547099Thank you for making it so cute.
hyuk
>>11547109*:.。. o(≧▽≦)o .。.:*
>>11547021Now do one for Twilight Sparkle
>>11547112wat
>>11547105Seems like a fair standoffYou best stay the fuck in your universe or I swear
>>11547110LOL!!
So I managed to draw something that wasn't a bug or a fat robot.
>>11547032If we can ridicule smokers for smoking why can't we ridicule fatties for being fat?
>>11547121Her head is fucking huge
>>11547121>wasn't a bug or a fat robot.FUCK YOU
>>11546952>Not a princess
>>11547122Because fatties>smokersToo many sensitive fatty fat fatties
Fuck, still no Call of the Cutie subs?
>>11547035AroundI don't want a log of a cock>>11547114What?
>>11547123He draws huge heads all the time.
Hey BCS, do you watch japonies?
>>11547132Thought DHN linked to some.
>>11547122Because you have to be an idiot to smoke in 2013People can easily get fat
>>11547138>realizing a misquoteOh god Im embarresed>>11547123>>11547120
>>11547142The linked channel hasn't uploaded it.
>>11547155Where are her tits?
>>11547160sold em for meds
Dead?
>>11547160tits are over rated
where is marker
>>11547173Right here.
1 hour until the sun comes up, Anon.
>>11547179The suns been up for 3 hours you silly sunbutt
>>11547179The sun is already upStupid sexy senile sunbutt
>>11547179
>>11547179Don't care, waiting for twilight.
>GG leaving me hanging>again
>>11547179the summer solstice is today.prepared to praise the sun?
>>11547187>hanging>not protrudingI don't think you're bonering right.
>>11547204BUT I CAN'T SEE THEY DICKS
>>11547204So shiny
>>11547211I can't tell if they're stallions or mares
Who is the lewdest contributor?
>>11546257
>>11547219Rediv, no contest
>>11547219Rediv or GG
>>11547204>wanting to fuck a real life horse
Be less ded.
>>11546990This one
>>11547304>kicky little legs
>>11547304But I'm watching /v/ being retarded about consumers not having rights
Alright it's finished, who wanted her again?
>>11547190>not praising it all 24 hours of summer solstice
>Go to the shops down the road to buy some soda>On special>Costs 2 bucks>Pay with card>Notice $2 coin in self serve checkoutEqG is going to come out soonGood things happen at once
>>11547376
>>11547376>drinking soda
>>11547376I want to hug that pony so much.She'd be the best pony to hug
>4 minutes between postsded
Hey someone needs to put marker pone in this.
>>11547410It's sugar free soda
Man, making a smash based moveset for pony is damn hard.
>>11547498I like pure can sugar sodas.
>>11547520>Americans think cane sugar is a luxury.
>>11547529
Good morning MLPG.
>>11547529>>11547520>That's what he meantHOLY SHITSERIOUSLY?>Living in a country where sucrose is a luxuryI still don't understand why your government props up the maize industry so muchThe entire thing would collapse if it wasn't for the subsidiesHalf of your agrifood sector would collapse without artificially cheap corn
>>11547529No, they just think it's exotic.They don't actually like it because it doesn't taste enough like diabetes and cancer for their palate.
Sweetie's not doing what Rumble thinks she's doing. She's just bored as shit.
>>11547564I don't like the high fructose corn syrup taste. It's in everything though.
>>11547559>cheapthata's why anoncapitalism ho
>>11547572I want to cut off your hands so you can't do this anymore.
>>11547572>RumbleAWW SHIT
>>11547581Anon just filter his drawings and don't respond. It's not that hard
>>11547578But as soon as you have a drought you have prices returning to what they should be and higherYou've got an enourmous dependence on maizeThe rest of the world's governments pay to keep production down so that they can stabilize food prices in a crisis
http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/172/0/7/what_is_this_thing_and_why_did_i_draw_it__by_arrkhal-d69zfxf.png
Happy Summer Solstice. Have you praised the sun yet today?
>>11547600No
WHERE
>>11547600It's the winter solstaceThe sun has forsaken us
>>11547609In my butt
>>11547581
>>11547609In the dead horse.
>>11547600But it's winter solstice and the sun went away like 6 hours ago
>>11547592hey, why think ahead when you get rich nowthat's the boomer way!
>>11547600>celebrate the fact that sun is slowly being killed by the moonWHAT KIND OF SUN HATING FAGGOT ARE YOU?
>>11547610>>11547614Well praise the moon then.
>>11547627It's about time
So who's the richest pony?
>>11547632Is luna your new waifu?
Friends don't let friends boop ponies
>>11547600I'm praisin' the sun, alright.
>>11547634Celestia.
>>11547634Twilight because she has the most friends
>>11547634Rarity>Twilight>Pinkie>Dash>AJ>Fluttershy
>>11547636what? no, you dont waifu a princess, only praise.
>>11547638>not booping your friends' ponies
>>11547636the night is as dark as his skin, of course she is
>>11547638Fuck you they don't.Friends help friends boop ponies.
>>11547655I'm sorry anon but Marker Pony patented booping so only she can boop other ponies.
>>11547650I'm going to waifu a princess and you can't stop me.
>>11547634
would you
>>11547650>you dont waifu a princessAwww. Well what if she didn't start that way?
>>11547662I'll find you nigga, you dont disrupt natural order.
>>11547661What's she gonna do if I boop a pony?
>>11547671It's not my fault. I didn't ask for her to become a princess.
>>11547673Sue you for 1.1 billion dolars
>>11547667I want to see that horse raping that girl.Just ripping into her like she's a ragdoll
>>115476872fast4me
>>11547678I'm sorry for your loss. What about this pony? She's pretty cute and she told me she likes you.
>>11547667>False perspective
>>11547687
>>11547694No dan, I can't just abandon my waifu. That's not how these things work, not that I'd expect you to understand.
Daily dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
>>11547694Dan shut up. You don't know shit about waifus. Anon can waifu a princess as much as he wants
>>11547687JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SLOW THE FUCK DOWNYOU WERE GOING SO FAST THAT EVEN RAINBOW DASH SAID SLOW DOWNFUCKING RAINBOW DASH NEVER SAYS SLOW DOWNTHAT'S HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING
>>11547645>tfw Kraut is ded
>>11547664I feel like we don't really do much with him.
>>11547708But doc, you gave me my dose last night.
>>11547707I understand completely, I never abandoned my waifu's anon. I can't even call them waifus, we just fell out.
>>11547705Why is she blushing?
>>11547650But what if a princess husbandod you?
>>11547726Last night? Oh well, you have to be careful then, fake doctors supply fake doses.
>>11547751perfect celestia would never (and should never) settle for a worthless peasant like me
>>11547737Marker just called her pretty
>>11547756You're right. That's why she picked me
>>11547751Well I guess that would be alright, it's not like you can resist the advances of a princess
>>11547758It's like one or two people who spend their time constantly shitting on artists.
>>11547737Anon started rutting a mare over the buffet table
>>11547751>Wake up>Entire house is filled with roses>Top to bottom>Acts like she didn't do it when she sees you next
>>11547763you better be rich and smartotherwise you don't deserve her either
>>11547778I'm not.And she decided that I deserve her.
>>11547785>>>11547032Because people are terrible
>>11547785Welcome to 4chan.
>>11547792mane pls, we're ded.
>>11547785Because they can clearly get what they don't like to die with zero repercussion for them
>>11547802best filename
>>11547777that mental image is hnnnnng
>>11547785Because they feel as though the thing they dont like should be bathed in the flames of their hatred.
>>11547835so deadly srswords of lethalfuck u up boilook owt
>>11547840Why do I even fucking bother being nice to you if you have your head so far up your ass you can't understand the simple concept of "We already have a even worse spammer than you, jackblackstopsign.png"
vaj Rarity nIvbogh pony, bIlughbe' ghewmey DaHar'a'
>>11547824>Go back home>She's replaced your bed with a King size memory foam one>You're starting to get a little creeped out but hey, you got a wicked bed>Go to Celestia's the next day>She's got just a double instead of the massive bed she had before>You can't prove it but you're certain its your bedThis Celestia chick just thinks she can get away with anything
>>11547847Our species is getting pussified.Well, at least the western world is.
>>11547857Speak the queen's english
>>11547857I don't understand what you're trying to say.I don't even know what language that is.
>>11547874> wej tlhIngan jatlhYou're a faggot
>>11547873I've never seen this one beforeI'm disappointed it died before I could open it
>>11547883He's speaking Klingon.He's saying that Rarity is best pony. At least he's trying to.
>>11547860She can.Who is going to stop her?
>>11547906Oh, carry on then.
>>11547860>She starts moving your belongings around>Doesn't hide them, just relocates them>Eventually find one in her room>She denies any knowledge of it>When you get back home you find she'd booby-trapped the door with a water bucket>Being the target of her crush is more taxing than you thought it'd be
>>11547894Braeburn looks much better without that vest
>>11547920>effectively >now>implying this hasn't been going on forever
Which pony has the best drivatar?
>>11547904>klingons>having shit tasteWhy doesn't it surprise me
>>11547942>Complaining about 4chan (its policies, moderation, etc.) on the imageboards can result in post deletion and banishment.
Your ponimouto just confessed her love for you.
>>11547959Who?
>>11547957I wasn't complaining, I just wanted to know what's happening.
>>11547959ew gross i'm not gonna fuck a pony