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>>11534591is the sun on the show real?
Teachpone thread
my thoughts on BCS
>>11534608
>>11534569COLOR THIS PLS.
>>11534612What do you think Cheerilee did before her teaching gig?
Confess your love to pony, MLPG.
On a scale of 1 to 10 rate your depression
>rape
>>11534612look at her go
>>11534622>hitting on BCSunf.
Hey BCS, I've got something for you
>>11534635k
>>11534645no
>>11534625He asked about the sun, not about you Celestia.What, are you going to levitate him off of Earth and through the vacuum of space until her burns to death in the burning gasses of the sun?
>>11534635seconding
Just wanted to contribute...
>>11534647I just don't care anymore/10.
>>11534645
>>11534645I LOVE YOU TWILIGHT SPARKLE
>>11534622or just don't hit people
>>11534591is your body ready
>>11534645But pony isn't real.
>>11534675Fake.
>>11534625What if Celestia really thinks she is the sunwouldn't that be adorable
>>11534675[citation needed]
>>115346470/10Today's been too good to get down about stuff.
>>11534675Fake those cutiemarks are taken from a wallpaper
>>11534675the guy who made those said that was a fake
>>11534650>>11534612>the first time she speaks is in the movie as a humanIt's hard being a teacher pone fan
>>11534663>you will never throw anon into the sun and watch as his bodily gloriously burns into nothing
>>11534686>Celestia constantly terrified everyone will be blinded by her
>>11534675This makes me deeply sad.
>>11534700>since S2What the fuck is wrong with me
>>11534700>First time she speaksu wot m8
>>11534700>>the first time she speaks is in the movie as a human[DYEWTSing intensifies]
Was there another EQG leak?
>>11534706shuts herself in at night so she doesn't accidentally wake everyone up with her glow.
>>11534717>>11534714
>>11534675fake but cute
>>11534701can't we just hugand talkand get to know each other
>>11534673Sometimes a woman needs a good backhand to get put back in line.Remember: Mrs. is a possessive term meaning "property of the mr". I will hit my property if I see it fit.
>>11534726>>11534730I cooked some massive #beef
>>11534608FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>115346478I have no job, no will to get a job, I'm still living shamefully off my parents two years after high school and I don't want to do the one thing I'm even remotely somewhat good at and planned my whole future around anymore
>>11534645You taught me the magic of pony on pony friendship, thank you!
>>11534735Her throat isn't even moving, I'm not convinced.
>>11534672You can't go around hitting on another man's wife, anon.
>>11534722What?Is that BCS?Is he serious?
>>11534732>you will never cuddle with Celestia and talk about nothing
Would pony like it if you scratched them under the chin?Would they be able to resist or even speak while you do it?
>>11534734and that's why you'll never have one
>>11534752Are you married to Twilight Sparkle, Tex?
>>11534752Well that's ok because my wife is Applejack.
>>11534752IS THAT A—you know what? Fuck it. I know it's not a cat.
>>11534752Don't you think there's enough Twilight to go around? If it came down to it she could always use that pool.
>>11534762No, anonymous, anonymous is.>>11534765Anonymous, please.
>>11534760I already do.She knows her place, so I don't hit her.Often.
>>11534754she's off her meds, anon. leave it.
>>11534647Kraut/10
>>11534645I LOVE YOU PINKIE PIEI swear I'll start the pank waifu collage tonight
>>11534734DeafDefiler pls
why is he so dreamy, /co/?
>>11534608>>11534767I get it!
>>11534781No, it was confirmed a night or two ago that she was on her meds.
>>11534791who is this person?
>>11534774You sure about that? Looks like something my cat would do
>>11534801BCS
>>11534795nevermind that then
>>11534794She looks like she could use a cuddle or two.
>>11534789Dude, SO abuse is extremely uncool.
>>11534776>wanting a stereotype of your waifu
>>11534801Its fucking Keanu Reeves you idiot, do you even watch the show?
>>11534810Pussy.
>>11534801Constantine
>>11534752Good thing I'm married to Fluttershy, then.
>>11534795I want those meds...
>>11534810Thanks for saying thatI mean, like just between you and me rape fantasy is fun but not when it crosses the line...
>>11534815lol a stereotype
>>11534830Cymbalta, Tramadol, Depakote and Resteril?
>>11534734Actually it's not, Mrs. is an abbrevation of Mistress or Missus.
>>11534836Absolutely, the only times it's okay to hit somebody are when they want it, or are attempting to commit violence upon you.
Some people use positive reinforcement to train pets.I just correct them when they do something wrong, like refusing to give me a blowjob.
>>11534855I punch my friends all the time.Are you some kind of pussy?
>>11534810What about SO rape?
Select your princess or queen
>>11534867I choose Queen Celestia
how strong is pony?would you be able to ride pony?
>>11534865Worse than stranger rape.
>>11534867Bug butt
>>11534855I want to give you a hug.
>>11534843Are you implying the real Pinkie didn't get banished into the pond that episode, and that's why her character was so terribly written that season? Because that's what happened, how else can you explain such a dramatic, and bad, character development?
>>11534858>like refusing to give me a blowjob.I... you actually let your pets blow you?
>>11534867Select a pistol, and then, select your princess.>>11534878Yes.
>>11534874
>>11534880play rape
>>11534880Ugh, who is abuse anon?
>>11534891penguin Dash is great
>>11534888Tex I can't remember if you've ever drawn Chrysalis.
>>11534892playing is okaymake sure it stays playful ok anon. remember no means no, yellow means "i'm not sure" and safeword means "back the fuck off"
>>11534885It's an analogy.Replace "pets" with "women"
>>11534885yes
>>11534912We Misogyny Little Pony General today?
>>11534909No means "Yes"Yellow means "More"Safeword means "Harder motherfucker"
Guys helpI'm waifuing EG Dash so hardShe's just too fucking cute
>>11534923Gotta make women useful somehow, or they turn out failures, YOU KNOW?
>>11534921>Having loira as your pet>Not treating her as an equal
>>11534867celestia is first pickCandyass second, just for a better shot at that prime hunk of stallion she has.
>>11534932guess whowaifu
>>11534888That's pretty violent, Tex. What would applepone think of that?
>>11534927Daily reminder that Celestia is tired of your bad fanfiction.
>>11534947breast inflation?
>>11534934I'm sure us men are all shining stars, sitting in our rooms on 4chan
>>11534934It's a good thing I'm not actually a woman then.
>>11534941>Though if she wanted to pretend I don't think I could turn her down...
>>11534970I can't wait until it all burns and this whole gender bullshit burns with it.
>>11534947she really is super cute>you will never get to see Equestria Girls
>>11534970You are a star, anon... you are a star...You can be the President of my fanclub.
>>11534969stuffing
>>11534871>>11534943>>11534882For sexual or just for cuddles?
>>11534970I just got home from work, I find 4chan a good way to wind down.
>>11534982LK plsdraw some later
>>11534441SA is one of those sites against foalcon eh?Fuck that.Fuck all the sites against that.
>>11534979Yeah, I'm sick of men's rights activists, tumblrpon Social Justice Brigade, feminists and whatever else bullshit people spout for their own gain.
>>11534980>>11534947Cutest EqG
>>11534984sexual cuddles.
>>11534998>muh child pornfuck off
>>11534998draw one naked filly and you're worse than Hitler now
>>11534979Not sure if stupid femnazi or just plain stupid
>>11535004
Why are these ponies so distinct in my mind even if they all have the same exact body?
>>11534998>m-muh CP
>>11535010
>>11535014Oh my god, is she okay?How did your face get scratched?
>>11535007I wish it wasn't so hot.
>>11535016Color scheme.
>>11534984celestia for chit-chat and fun stuffcandyass for unfing her husband
>>11535007anon, you don't want to be the little filly?I like grown mares using spells to make themselves look younger. I like the thought of older Sweetie Belle magicking herself young to seduce Spike and same with Twilight Sparkle and Nightmarity."I'm your size now! Now you don't have to struggle to kiss me, darling."
>>11535007>>11535017>equating children to ink on paper/pixels on a screenI think it's obvious who the one with the problem is.
you'd have to be perverted to NOT want to
>>115350012 weeks ago>Man, these Equestria Girls designs are pretty lame, they could have at least put some effort into it.After seing this screenshot the other day.>Holy shit, EqG Rainbow Dash is a fucking cutie pie.
Think of the fictional children, anon!Man, I molest my inner child all the time...
>>11533919
>>11535047
>>11535031she likes it rough.
>>11534969Would you help Dash bulk up and lace her stack with magic breast growth supplements?
>>11535045Yeah, it's you
Can we just talk about pone or something?Here, someone give me a draw request.
>>11535047What kind of logic is that.
>>11535060do you live tiny dicks
>>11535072A big bowl of ponies
>>11535050I have no idea what EQG Dash is the cutest, sup with that?
>>11535071But your the one putting the mind of a living child on the same level as ink/pixels
>>11535072>>11535080Or a bucket. Like a pail full of them and Anon is carrying them around.
>>11535072Applebloom rolling around on a giant D20
>>11535047U N F
>>11535081Oi
>>11535081Calm down I'm not even try-wait what
>>11535062>>11533919I'm so proud of these drawings, now I'm part of the MLPG maymay culture.
>>11535047I'm sorry but I have a grown mare waifu
>>11535072Loona
>>11535097That works too
>>11535097>>11535080Sure
>>11534850Sure, why not.Not that I need them because I am normal, but still.
AUSSIE AUSSIE AUSSIE
DRAWING AN UNDERAGE VAGINA IS JUST AS BAD AS RAPING A CHILD
>>11535047Cunny cunni.
>>11535112My nigga.
>>11535112Would you waifu fully-grown Sweetie Belle who has a lovely singing voice?
>>11535081>>11535108
>>11535128How is that pony related?
>>11535133holy crap
>>11535132no that would be cheating on my current waifu
>>11535072WELL WHY DIN'T YA SAY SO?WHATCHU WANNA TALK ABOUT?
>>11535012I'm talking about the gender divide, you retard.This man vs woman horseshit is getting really old.
>>11535110You're bumping elbows with the big guys now Anon
>>11535129>cunny
>>11535150Why not food pones?
>tfw you will never go camping with the main 6 in one of these tents
>>11535146this applies to underage ponies
>>11535180that's like a tent mansion
>>11535183But ponies don't have vaginas, Anon.
>>11535150>party hats with your cutie mark on themCustomizing everything you own must be popular with ponies.
>>11535180Holy shit now I'm sad.
>>11534883And I'd love to get a hug, but unfortunately we're treading into disgusting faggotry here and we live too far apart anyway ;_;.>>11534892Is fine, as long as you have a safeword prepared (or action, if you're using a gag) and respect it.
>>11535193Don't make me open my real folder
>>11535072redo your PANK made out of panks on your tablet please. Your paper version, while good, doesn't do it justice
>>11535180>having to fight a hoard of ponies trying to route you form your throne of the center tent
>>11535180Fancy as fuck....could I share a spot with Dash?
>>11535090Rainbow Dash cannot be un-cute apparently.
>>11535202I'M FUCKING READY
>>11535202I believe the homonyms 'horde' and 'rout' are better here, though a dragon's hoard worth of ponies trying to make a map for you would be insanely adorable.
>>11535193They use a pantsu of the same color as their coat, so when the show the is over they just get rid of them.
>>11535193Except for the ones they use to pee and birth babies.
>>11535202>it's like a CTF game, but with pillow throwing and junk>if the tent falls apart Twilight can set it up again in an instant>>11535207Sorry anon, I already asked her
>>11535007>>11535017>>11535071>>11535128I require my freedom to not be persecuted.
>>11535180Looks like it would take a really fucking long time to set up. Probably pretty useless unless you're spending a long time camping. What does /out/ think of it?
>>11535180>You all end up sharing the middle anyway
>>11535171Ochinchin.
Oh, boy, the pedos are here!
>>11535234i wonder if /out/'s like other boredsIf they are they'd think it's casual because it's not a single-man super small light tent for backpacking
>>11535242>Pip-chan's ochinchinunf desu
Man, I love how pedophiles exist.That way no one cares about zoophiles and the pedos get all the shit.Thanks pedos.
>>11535254I think it's pretty stupid.If you're going innawoods, do it right. Tarp and stick makes a great tent.
>>11535234I don't know, they even got cars linked to it. Probably for music or whatever.It would still be cool as hell.
>>11535235>implying you wouldn't be in a sleeping bag outside the tent
>>11535062Damn that's cute.
>>11535269I know, right? People are all 'Oh gross, pedos', and everyone thinks zoophiles are just a joke or something, and don't even bring them up.
>>11535282jessy pls draw
>>11535272Why can't she be real?
You knowEG could've been worseLike, way, way worse
>>11535282jontron pls make another video
>>11535298Because
I want to be a filly
>>11535282Jessy why do you have such unbridled lust for Tyranitar
>>11535296>>11535282Jessy pls wear your swimsuit.
>>11535308That doesn't stop the movie from being shit.
>>11535282jaques pls sqwuak
>>11535282Two Best Friends > Game Grumps
>>11535309John is busy and cant reply right now, please leave a message at the sound of the GEH.
>>11535308How much better will the real MLP movie be? What do you hope will happen?
>>11534969>>11535070You know, that other guy who made the gifs really beefed itHere's a proper one with transition frames if you like
>>11535327Man, Drake and Josh was too good to be a nickelodeon live action series
>>11535296Oh um, sure! I can do some simple doodles.>>11535309He is, I swear, he made that video saying he was. He wouldn't lie to us...right?>>11535314But Tyranitar isn't for sexual, he's just my favorite pokemon.
>>11535341without magic its just reams and reams of tissues down her shirt
sloooowmoooooopen your gates
>>11535349draw a filly goat in the pony ville school
>>11535357Blue tissues?
>>11535349>He is, I swear, he made that video saying he was. He wouldn't lie to us...right?Well, he told us Game Grumps was a good show, so...
>>11535349Jessy please draw me qt goat
>>11535349Dash tickling fluttershy if you are willing.
where does applejack get the leather for her hat
>>11535349Mei is a qt
>>11535360>>11535368Yes this.Please.
>>11535376Her parents
>>11535376It's actually made of cardboard, Anon.
>>11535376...That's a great question
>>11535376Stole it from rchShe also owns cows.
hey MLPGNot sure why but had some technical difficulties last night trying to do a reading of Fallout Equestria. Hopefully things are fixed now. I could do a reading tonight in a little bit if you guys wants, though.....it's starting to make me kinda sick. But practice is always good, and if I can entertain MLPG to help get through this hiatus then so be it.And hey, how about a joke?Why was princess Luna in such a fowl mood?Because she's on her monthly cycle!
why are all you faggots jacking off to goats nowwhen did that become a thing
>>11535376Why do you think they cultivate cattle?
>>11535349>>11535385Why must every single japanese movie with cute characters got to be so goddamn sadIt's not even funny
>>11535411>Why was princess Luna in such a fowl mood?More like Because she's a Night Owl
>>11535393>Have some cardboard laying around....I want to make a cardboard applehat now.
>>11535411That's bad even for your standards.
>>11535412>not watching homogay goat animes
>>11535418The Cat Returns
>>11535436STOP
I wish braeburned would write fapfiction.
>>11535434You know, there's also the fact that your dick just isn't going to fit into a kid's vagoo without causing damage, you fuck
>>11535418At least they didn't die.
the time is upon usthe timeof sad
>>11535429Oh please, I'm like FluttershyI have no standards
>>11535393But it doesn't curl in the rain, xieril.YOU'RE FIBBING
>>11535430I think he got kicked one too many times.>>11535452What, that movie wasn't sad. At least, I don't remember it being sad.
Which pony is GOAT
>>11535411>fowl>Not foul>No bird joke>No joke at allThis is beyond badThis has transcended terrible
You get to Equestria, but you must live on the Shetland Islands and never leave for 5 years first. Can you do it?
>>11535479None of them; they are ponies.
>>11535474DYERTC?
>>11535473
>>11535429>>11535482The joke is moons and monthliness
>>11535479Ponies are not goats, goats are goats.
>>11535479Pony can't be goat, Tex.
>>11535479Every non-boring pony is GOAT
>>11535478>that .gifWhat I love most about that video is the other goats that get knocked over just don't give a shit. They don't try to get back at the little spaz. They just get up and keep being all cute and stupid.
>>11535479Jerry Rice Pony
>>11535486Who says I would ever leave at all?
>>11535492
>>11535471Cunnilingus. That's why I love facial expressions.
>>11535473I recently re-watched TMMDW and I found myself laughing at parts that I had previously forgotten about, ,it's really not a bad episode.
>>11535511
>>11535434
Welcome to no more ratrace.To order and calm instead.Welcome,to being ded
>>11535536
>>11535501Oh yeah, I used to raise goats.They can play rather rough, but you have to realize these are animals who show dominance by banging the front of their heads into each other really hard. Most of the time they are incapable of giving a fuck. Despite being a hoofed animal they will climb a tree if they can
>>11535430>>11535478I saw a goat mommy give birth to 4 babby goats yesterday. One of them almost ded, but we nursed it overnight and its doing okay today.It was born covered in blood and came after the placenta. Also that day I got to help groom the Burros.
>>11535555
>>11535544Post the RMS one.
>>11535495We got the joke. It's terrible and barely even a jokeIt's not even a witty observationIt could have been delivered better by a 2 year oldS
>>11535563>"Onni-chan, hurry! We're going to be late to farm school!"
>>11535544stop
Hail Satan.
>>11535581
Link to EqG pls
>>11535579Well, guess I will be drinking tonight after all ;_;nah its fine. Fanfic reading in like an half our or so
>>11535471Human vaginas are wonderfully adaptive organs at any age anon.I'm not saying "YEAH RAM HER RAM HER"I'm saying,Human vaginas are wonderfully adaptive organs at any age.Also,>implying you know my sex
>>11535519It's still a fun episode, but it's really the overall course of action the mane5 took that makes it questionable.
>>11535608Can Mable and Rarity ever be friends?
>>11535605How do Titans reproduce?
Would you get a gummi bear that was stuck to a pony's behind?
>>11535621It's a mystery, though signs are pointing to the idea that they don't.
>>11535611what are you? The target audience?
>>11535608Would Mabel like EqG?Of course she would.
>>11535620Probably, they're both wonderful dressmakers.
>>11535621>>11535605It currently unknown, even in the Manga.
>>11535621asexually.
>>11535620I dunno man, she drove Rarity to the depths of nightmare.She fucking BEDAZZLED something!WHAT KIND OF MONSTER USES A BEDAZZLER?!
Hey fuckers let's play hats yeah?
>>11535655But Rarity already said her sweaters were badAnd Mable will just end up bedazzling Rarity's horn or something
>>11535678No, fuck you. Let's talk about horses.
>>11535643>>11535662>>11535669they become humans and have sex and give birth to baby titans
>>11535662What is it with Belgium and huge animals?They're like the Texas of Europe.
>>11535682Sorry, Twilight! Geez, lay off for a minute. It doesn't have to be clean 24/7.
I tried to figure out why I like this face so much.Screw it, time for vidya.
>>11535716It's the cheek man. It's always the cheek.
>>11535703they also like guns too
>>11535655>implying rarity wouldn't be more interested in labelle
>>11535682My room D is not dirty you fucking cunt, lay off,While you were inspecting room D I took the time to adjust all the screws in your light switches so they no longer lay vertically.They are now all sitting horizontally and dust is going to collect in the slot!
Who wants to play hats tonight?here's the server stuff if you're downIP: 68.232.162.224:27015PASSWORD: bonbon
Gotta go, I'll try and be home tonight to finish that request and maybe take some more.
>>11535692suck its dick
>>11535703Most draft horses descend from forest/drafts horses located in Belgium. The Belgian is the purest of them.As for other animal breeds, I have no idea.
>>11535727I guess you could say Dash can be really cheeky!
>>11535651>>11535620I kind of actually wanted that link you guys
>>11535736I'm real happy you have your tablet back
>>11535731Glad I'm not the only one who saw it that way
>>11535619That's a good way to put it. It isn't a strong episode, but it has a few moments that get it by. I guess in the end it was just fun to re-watch an old episode I haven't seen in a while. Kind of like how watching the Japanese dubs of old episodes in a stream is fun too.BTW, anyone know when the next episode will be out in Japan?
>>11535621Read the manga.Titans are artificial lifeform, each is liek a mech unit controlled by human, just made not from steel but flesh.Infuse a child with a formula and voila - new titan born.
>>11535682Things would be different around here if Rainbow Dash was my mom
>>11535716It's practically a pony face.
DORKS
>>11534645I love you Rarity. You are my dream gal. Aubrey Hepburn in pony form. Twilight however... I'm sorry. It's just not working out. You were great back in 2010. You were smart, you were sarcastic, you were cute as a button. something happened along the way though. It's like... your soul was removed and you were replaced with some kind of clone.
>>11535368>>11535360
>>11535737stop.That source doesn't even support that statement.
>>11535771It is really close.>>11535727I should fix that cheek.
>>11535771So you're saying that secretly it's the fact that it's pony is alluring? Are you suggesting that pony is attractive?
>>11535781Goodness, that's adorable.
>>11535781hnnnnnnnnng
>>11535781qt/3.14
>>11535731>While you were inspecting room D I took the time to adjust all the screws in your light switches so they no longer lay vertically.>They are now all sitting horizontally and dust is going to collect in the slot!What the fuck is wrong with you?!
>>11535801pony is very attractive
>>11535781Aw yeah, thank you!
>>11535801Maybe. I certainly wouldn't object.
>>11535781Why is that goat walking alone to school? What if he's goatnapped?
Is there a way with 4chanx to make every new post not read as [Dead] for its first few seconds?
>>11535781HNGHGGGHGHGG
>>11535838>>11535841Okay, that's understandable. Pony does work hard at it, after all. It's very flattering of you to notice!
>>11535849was that an anti-play on words?
>>11535850Install gentoo
>>11535850Inline script master race.
>>11535050Same here. Dash being cute is the rule apparently.
>>11535841Drawing anything tonight?
>>11535682>Twilight, the messiest pony>angry at someone for not cleaning upDon't even gimme dat shit.
>>11535838>>11535841pony is trying to attract you
>>11535047>epic failYeah, nah, fuck off bitch.
>>11535879conclusions
>>11535050Dash is the only cute one though.
>>11535132>no voice cracksNo deal
>>11535886pony is successful
>>11535871That doesn't look good though
>>11535881She is OCD pony.
>>11535857Are you saying pony works out?>>11535879Probably.>>11535886Neat.
>>11535223Were there any colts other than Snips and Snails in EG?
>>11535911Draw Anon as Dubs guy.
>>11535775
>>11535655Sable > MableSable was my first vidya waifu
>>11535781Are you the mod of the paint tail horse tumblr? Or, alternatively, thesassyjessy?
>>11535753Only the first 30 minutes.
>>11535947HUE
>>11535904It's less cute and more unf>super short skirt>arm gloves
>>11535763The episodes air every monday at 6:30PM EST, if I know my timezones right. Since it's 1:30AM (GMT+2) for me personally.
Jessy is my waifu
>>11535970>>super short skirtNo, her legs are fucking long.
>MLP will never do epic storylines well again>All villains will either be generic evil dudes, and will not be interesting in any way>There will never be a misguided fanatic villainAction adventure storylines weren't always the best, but they were at least good in S1-2. After Meghan took over they've been awful.
>>11535902you're not
>>11535947This fucking nigga
>>11535947Same one yeah.These are the assholes she hangs around with.
>>11535970they're called arm warmers
>>11535947I'm the mod for ask Palette Swap, yes.
>>11536002Twilight's catching a peek.
>>11533894Too lazy to color this tonight. Will get to it tomorrow. Is it Rei's OC? I know he drew it but it looks familiar.
>>11536002I can't.Not while Twily's looking.
>>11535990>Decide to make all the new villains human.
>>11535981yeah whateverstill unf to me>>11536003thanks anon
>>11536010Well, let me take this time to say that you are great and vastly underrated.
>>11536010What a scrunchy little pone
I had an idea for a holiday special:>Rudolph gets blown off course while scouting this years sleigh route, and ends up in Ponyville. While asking around for directions, he comes across Rainbow Dash. RD's excited to see a flying reindeer and challenges him to a race. Rudolph ends up injuring himself while trying to beat RD, and can no longer lead Santa's sleigh. RD is devastated, and tries to make it up to Rudolph, but only manages to make the situation worse. Meanwhile, Pinkie Pie suddenly realizes that Xmas is approaching quickly, and she hasn't yet completed her list of good deeds to get on the 'Nice' list. Frantic, she goes on a 'good deed' rampage all over Ponyville. Also, Applejack finds out that Big McIntosh has gotten her what he claims to be 'The Best Present Ever', which causes her to claim that she can get him something EVEN BETTER. Applejack enlists Rarity's expertise in generosity to help her do this. As for Fluttershy, she's helping RD take care of Rudolph, while every single woodland creature seems to be dropping in with yet another present for her, and she's running out of room to store it all. Can Twilight Sparkle make sense of all this chaos and help all the ponies solve their Xmas problems? Can she do it without having to resort to a two-part episode? Stay tuned to find out!Thoughts?
>>11536019>Wiggly tentacle pon.I mustn't...
>>11536012What does she hope to see?
>>11536034fanboy pls go
>>11536043>Holiday specialNoThey're always always shit
>>11536043>Rudolphstopped reading there
>>11536043>Holiday speNODON'T YOU DARE
>>11536043Rudolph is copyrighted.
>>11536048Apples, anon, apples.
>>11536034Oh, well thank you!
>>11536048Those half-scrunches look weird
>there is already a good russian TS of Mand of Steel>all EG camrips are 1/4 of the movie, half of the screen and turned sidewaystop lel
>>11536049>dat jelly
>>11536043Excellent job, anon, hope Sentenal doesn't get mad this time.
>>11536049Yeah.We were sucking her feme-dick first, asshole!Some people...
>>11536045She's a pegasus though, Anon.You could reenact that scene from My Super Ex-Girlfriend where they have sex while they free fall.That would be awesome.
>>11536076I already called him and forwarded the message to him.
>>11536062Would she compliment the apples?
>>11536065Not as weird as the straight on scrunch that's only happened once on the show (and I don't even have the cap on me)
>>11536089Nooo...
Hows that art practice coming along anons?
>>11536019>filenameMe too. I want more ghost pone.
>>11536084>that scene from My Super Ex-Girlfriend where they have sex while they free falllink?
>>11536090Who wouldn't?
>>11536021But you must expand dong.
>Good/bad ratio for songs in the series is like 50/50>Danial Ingram gets tons of praise>William Anderson's great score is ignored
So none of you guys have gotten a cameo in the comic yet? Just me and Mr Bones? Sorry to hear that...
>>11536111>tripsYou say a lot, but end up not saying much.
>>11536109http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o_ETK8AH3c8
My Little Brony AnthemMy Little Brony, My Little BronyAaaaaah~My Little BronyI used to wonder what 4chan could be(My Little Brony)Until you all shared your macros with me!Silly faces,Rainbow manes!Gettin' shitfacedOn drinking games!Dykey ponies,Fun to ship!And an intro you should never skip!Yeah, My Little BroniesYou know we have the very best threads!
>>11536104You like scrunches, don't you?
>Pedo sweet changed the name of his series because of a cease and desisttop lel
>>11536111that fashion pony doesn't seem to like that apple pony very much
>>11536146this is bait.
>>11536131Didn't he get showered with love during a past con?
>>11536062If AJ were suddenly forced to harvest a different kind of crop, what do you think would happen? Would she not be able to handle it, or would she just keep on going on, after all they do raise cattle so apples aren't their only source of income. Her cutie-mark would never change right? What if apples became unprofitable for the Apple family?
>>11536146If I wasn't typing via iPhone in class, I would post a hoof fist just for you. We someone to form a band just to sing that song!
>>11536159Should ahve just called it K-On girls and be done with it.No matter, it hardly gets any updates and no one cares.
Anything new today?
>>11536139le epic chalres manson pony xdxd
>>11536151That's the one!And yes. It's the best pony emotion in the show.
>>11536186>it hardly gets any updates and no one cares.Until now when he can crank it into maximum overpedo and the fans will go nuts and suck his dick again.
>>11536146#define YOU Faggot
>>11536186>it hardly gets any updatesso like most of his tumblrs?
>>11536194Movie came out.MLPG loved it.
>>11536139That doesn't even look like Charles Manson.
>>11536177Let's see, milk from cows, fleece from sheep, whatever it is they do with pigs...Apples, carrots, corn and celery...I think Applejack can handle a variety of crops.
>EqG showed up on my iTunes download list.Hmm.
>>11536225>so like most of his tumblrs?How many does pedo sweet have? He seems to draw a lot and "be popular", but i have no idea where he posts most of this stuff.
>>11536177Applejack is a good Earth pony farmer, she could probably handle most crops. I doubt that apples would become unprofitable to ponies and it's not as if she'd stop liking apples.
YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO ______________KILL YOURSELF_______________
>>11536194not really.
>>11536194EG semi leakfirst 30 minuteskind of unwatchable since the guy didn't record it rightaverage as fuck so far
>>11536241how
>>11536241>Leak imminentOh yeah. Can't wait for the MLPG stream of it. If only we could add like, breaks here and there so we could discuss it.
>>11536246I'LL TAKE THAT CHALLENGE
>>11536235>whatever it is they do with pigs...Get rid of the bodies...Pigs will eat even the bones if you get them hungry enough.
>>11536243What a talented pony.
>>11536242he had smarty bellehe stopped it, but at least he gave us one thing
>>11536226>it wasn't quite as terrible as I thought>MLPG LOVES IT, FUKING BRONY PISS WITH NO TASTE SUCKING HASBRO'S COCK
>>11536270Brick Top pls get killed by pikeys
>>11536235heh, remember when Fasut made Applejack int oa garden dork?
>>11536246CHALLENGE ACCE->Times up.FUCK
>>11536281We need Equestria Sweetie with that face.
>>11536301that we do
>>11536019awesome. Thanks, man.It's sort of his OC. It's a character from a corruption story I wrote, but he came up with the colors.
>>11536272Indeed.
>>11536301Do we reeaally?
>>11536111I like it when the ponies wink
RAINBOW ROCKS
>>11536330I had some bad thoughts. Of doing all three CMC at once.
>>11536331unf
>>11536272Applejack is the loyalest of friends and the most dependable of ponies.
Ok, guys.On a serious note here, I've never watched stuff like this, or when I've sat down and it's been on, I never like it.Why is it that I'm watching this secretly whenever I get the chance, and browsing all of these threads.What is it about this show that makes me like it?I really have no idea and I'd just like someone to elaborate for me as to why.Also in b4 ONE OF US or some crackpot answer
>>11536355You forgot also: boring.
>>11536111holy shit they are so canon-gay for each other it's almost unbearable
>>11536349Elaborate
you watching your chinese cartoons again?
>>11536379This is like the 3rd time today, just stop anon.
>>11536355She's so very loyal, it complements her friend Rainbow Dash's honesty very well.
>canon racist>only pony established in canon to fartWhy is she not your favorite? What's not to like?
>>11536362You just don't mind a show that's simple minded feel-good show.
>>11536349
>>11536379milf
>>11536362>What is it about this show that makes me like it?Subliminal messages in the show are fucking with your brain.Buy the toys.Submit
>>11536362Because it's a cartoon that's not afraid to be a cartoon, plain and simple. It's not some overly saccharine girly cliche, and its not some obnoxious melodrama that pretends to have more depth than it actually possesses. It's just good old fashioned fun, with a bunch of goofy characters doing silly things.
>>11536392waittt a minute
>>11536362guilty pleasureit makes you feel good, yet ashamed
>>11536378I know, it's disgusting how close new and hub are.Even the heterosexual friends Applejack and Rarity can't help but look away.
>>11536410look at those sexual sexual butts
>>11535813>>11536250Holy shit...
>>11536410Look at those great ponies.
>>11536418ok someone needs to draw Newpone and Hubpone
>>11536378>Swayback Mountain
>>11536349But why are you telling me this?
I just spent the past 3 hours playing CoC and edgingdid I miss anything interestingdid nanaki kill himself yet
>>11536433sounds fake and gay
>>11536444best rarijack fic
>>11536362Because it's a cartoon.Like Tom and Jerry, plus horses.Problem solved.
>>11536434your applejack is a little washed out
>>11536454Just like your boyfriend.
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon Come play TF2 with us!
Can someone draw a pony version of this with Dash as Batman and Robin and Scoots?
>>11536212What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed ponies. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Pony, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, Pony. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of ponies across the USA and your Pony is being traced right now so you better prepare for the Pony, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little pony you call your pony. You’re fucking dead, pony. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare ponies. Not only am I extensively trained in pony pony, but I have access to the entire pony of the United Ponies Marine Pony and I will pony it to its full pony to pony your pony ass off the face of the pony, you little pony. If only pony could have ponied what unholy pony your little “pony” comment was about to pony down upon you, maybe you would have ponied your fucking pony. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the pony, you ponied pony. I will pony fury all pony you and pony pony pony pony pony. Pony pony pony, horse.
>>11536392I remember back in S1 when we realized that was so ass-backwards we actually thought they might back-peddle and switch them around. Then in The Return of Harmony RD said she would always be loyal to the princess and all was corrected in cannon.
>>11536473>like Tom and JerryBut we're talking about why it's a likeable cartoon.
>>11536476
>>11536480And then Applejack lied in The Last Roundup.
>>11536454Who cares, it's funny as fuck!
>>11536488what's wrong with Tom and Jerry?
>>11536478Whoops
>>11536499She lied way back in Boast Busters with Rarity's hair.
>>11536506It's too violent!
>>11536499Applejack has lied in every episode ever.It doesn't count if it's to save someones feelings.
>>11536493But pone isn't for sad...
>>11536475I think I fixed her.
>>11535157The man vs women horseshit is what gives a lot of women confidence to compete with men, you know being the first women to do X. Rarity is best pony
>>11536527She didn't lie, she was just...implying.
>>11536538sad pony is cuter than happy ponyprove me wrong
>>11536111>>11536378
>>11536527>It doesn't countYes it does.
>>11536545>Women lack confidence to do anything unless they're being prosecuted by men
>>11536527Hey man, any liar will tell you that a white lie and a black lie aren't the same thing. Just ask Applejack she'd tell you the truth.
>>11536455My African American brother.
>>11536553
>>11536450We talked about little girls/fillies.
Ponies are basically bald with bad comb overs.
best ship
would you call
>>11536621multiple times
>>11536621heh
What are the point of MLP threads? I mean everyone always posts the same exact pictures that everyone already has, and it seems entirely pointless.
>>11536621rocko's modern life pls
>>11536553This is easy.
>>11536573About lying? How can you trust her not to lie to you like she often does?
>>11536635I've been making new gifs lately and people draw new ponies all the time.Besides, you're basically asking "what's the point of having fun?"
>>11536635That's the point
>>11536635They wouldn't stay in one thread, horsefuckers.
>>11536645for me
>>11536621>Callhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0Ou4L3y-H8
>>11536671SHOW ME YOUR WAR FACE!
sad crystal pony > happy crystal pony
>>11536692Who is Fluttershy?
>>11536671>wanting pone to be sad rather than happyultra pleb
>>11536692Twist
>>11536692hasbrois there a hasbro pony yet
>>11536692Who is Twist?
http://arch.413chan.net/co21623781.html#21623855poor nigga didnt know
>>11536692
>>11536570>>Women lack confidence to do anything unless they're being prosecuted by menAfter learning that Tex is an MRA, I'm going to blame every misogynist anon post on him.
>>11536621With that scene, I guess you could say Fluttershy is a bit of a phony pony!
>>11536706Hey this has nothing to do with what I wantThey just look cuter when sadProbably because they are cartoons and so their emotions are exaggerated in facial expressions and so they look really really sad at even the smallest things.
>>11536708
>>11536708>>11536717mafia when?
>>11536721>Fluttershy finds out the hard way that Pinkie is into some fucked up role play.
>>11536692All her friends pretend to like her
>>11536734>Tex is an MRAhahahaha that's 2funny
>>11536759ALL of them?
>>11536524Then it's perfect!
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015 Pass: bonbon HAT HAT HAT
>>11536718There were suggestions for a pony board since october.
>>11536755>Pinkie enjoys play rape
>>11535703Not all their animals are huge. Have you seen the Belgian D'Uccle chickens? They're hilariously small and fluffy.pic related
>>11536759>Reinforcing her anxietyDon't do that
>>11536769Probably. They just use her for their own gain
>>11536721Where did Pinkie get a life like exact replica suit of Fluttershy?
>>11536794From her shed
>>11536765He had a twitter for a bit, and 1/3 of the posts were him posting MRA youtube vids.
>>11536801Who is Anonymous
>>11536793Well now I now you're full of it
>>115367762tryhard4me
>>11536801Your mom
>>11536821OOOHHHHHHHHHH
>>11536801Anonymous.
>>11536801EasyOurselves
>>11536801Is the answer Ross?
>>11536801Ross.
>>11536801Who is Rick
>>11536801
>>11536817Fluttershy is easily the most useless pony in the comics.Like, the recent arc I thought she would get them out of the cells but nope.
>>11536833
>tfw copy pasting old posts from the archive and people responding to them as if they were newGod I love this feel. And Derpy was hella loved back then. Pretty cute.
GLATTER GULEGLATTER GULEGLATTER GULE
>>11536842I kinda wanna shoop Mime Sweetie's face in there instead of that face
>>11536801Who is that guy who jizzes on the pony dolls?
>>11536814It's people like you who can't just ignore Anon who are the real problem.
>>11536853I still love her.
>>11536881I filter Anonymous.
>>11536853Are you saying she's not loved?NIGGER ARE YOU SAYING THATSHEISADORABLE
>>11536878do it
>>11536880But the general seems to like RCH.
>>11536881Anon did nothing wrong
>>11536878do it!
>>11536878Do it!
>>11536853Remember when she was always being colored purple?
>>11536915Red pls reinforce my self worth
>>1153691510/10 picture rediv let's hang it on the fridge
>>11536901>Always watching.
>>11536921Yeah, it was cute actually.It's a damn shame I never experience 2010 MLPG
>>11536921what kind of request is that?
sorry mlpg something came up I cant do a reading tonight. try again a different timebut how about a jokeWhy can Princess Celestia hardly do anything useful ever?Because she lives in CAN'Terlot
>This is the first thing I see on /q/>>>/q/658579
PLEASE ENTER A NAME
>>11535062Finally a leek pony.I still want a drawing of her playing hide and seek. Some anon pony and Marker looking for her distressed, getting worried something might have happened to her.
>>11536959Who does Celestia have in her will?Her one and only Sun!
>>11536971No one cares
>>11536959Many ponies live in CanterlotAlso I don't even know where you're doing these anyway
>>11536942I just wanted her with some smooze.
>>11536721:)
>>11536972Penko Pe
>>11536972choose for mehttp://pastebin.com/ZtRda4Gj
>>11536972But someone already did enter a name, then it was crudely edited out.
>>11536990Because everyone needs a laugh
>>11536972PONKPONE
>>11536971When is that nigga going to give up?
>>11536994Dash letting herself go a bit
>>11536721>>11536994wait a secondwhat if pinkie pie is dressing up like fluttershy for rainbow dash
>>11536994I've always been curiousWhere do you live, exactly?
>>11537014When the mods ban him for idiocy.
obscure mlpg trivia time
>>11537006No, I meant where you were doing these readings. I keep seeing you posting about them but I never find it
>>11537030i don't know which one you meani thought the diaper twilight was later
>>11537030twilight wearing a diaper, by muffins
>>11537035I'm still have trouble when it comes to linking from livestream correctly
>>11537030Diaper Twilight.
>>11535039I want Rainbow Dash to get painted up and look just like Scootaloo. And pretend she's a filly.A filly that wants the D.
>>11537048>>11537049I think I successfully forgot about that.Holy fuck it's been over two fucking years
>>11537030Who is Issac Clarke with a caption, "Fuck you and fuck your marker!"?
>>11537063>>11537049>>11537048CorrectI think it might of been 2011-2012
>>11537050Someone needs to make this for Pinkie involving Twilight.
>>11537030>Why would you do this, /co/?That shit is burned into my mind.
>>11536926you're kawaii
IP: 68.232.162.224:27015Pass: bonbon
>>11537095hit by a bus
>>11537095heart disease
>>11537095what is cancer
>>11537026United States, NC
>>11537095What are hateanons?
>>11537110right
>>11537095Autismor lack of funding
Does pony use scroll lock?
>>11537097>"At no time are you to refer to Twilight Sparkle as 'Best Pony' and are to remove all pictures you have of her at the company pie eating contest from the bathroom stalls."
>>11536794She made it herself.
>>11537095What is depression.
>>11537123left(?)
>>11537102I'm scaredI've never hatted before
>>11536994God, that's adorable. ;w;
>>11537060>>11537035I think this might be it. If not too bad I have to go. Sorryhttp://new.livestream.com/accounts/4122811/events/2132999
>>11537164hue
>>11537155Hold my hand dearie~
>>11537155Play soldier.Remember you have a secondary weapon.Hope you have good medics.
>>11537155Don't go, you'll get slaughtered within seconds of leaving spawn and not have fun
>>11537103Correct!>>11537145>>11537124also acceptableok im out of ideas
>>11537189Who is Twilight Sparkle
>>11537130>At no time are you to glue objects to Twilight Sparkles desk.>The googly eyes that are super glued the ceiling tiles above her desk and the letters "Big Princess is watching you" are to be removed.
>>11537189your favorite
>>11537155it's the smash bros of shootersits kind of hard to fuck up
>>11537155Play soldier.Stay away from RCH.Especially if he is on your team.
>>11537189Who is Rarity
>>11537189Honestly objectively, Twilight's won the largest and most popular polls.In the comics, Rarity is best pony.In the show, it's Celestia
Admit it, you would fuck EQG dash
>>11537153light
>>11537231no
>>11537231That's not saying much.
>>11537231I'd rather a big ass EG Rarity
>>11537189who is Celestia
>>11537251An ugly princess.
>>11537231>>11537231She needs to be chubbier.
>>11537189What is your least favorite pony?
>>11537231Only if I was a pony
>>11537231I would never an EqG anything. Ever.
>>11537257
>>11537232apples
>>11537264AnonymousBUT WHO WON LAST ROUND
>>11537264Who is ___all_of_them
>>11537128>I frequently use the SysReq key>Still have no idea how to use scroll lock
>>11537269What about human Pinkie in a pony Pinkie fursuit?
>>11537257Fuck you.
>>11537264What sort of tripfag matches the regular expression "!.*"?
>>11537264but we're all faggots here
>>11537251unf incarnated
>>11537299i wish this was a good picture
>>11537303Fuck
>>11537299there aren't enough good humanizations
>>11537303Anal 2Not quite as good as the original.
>>11537303What is the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Maria
>>11537303ha
>>11537299>>11537316
>>11537251>>11537299>>11537316
>>11537303WHAT IS JOHNNY APPLESEED
>>11537303APPLES!
>>11537354Anal apple sex
>>11537316There are some good ones if you know where to look
>>11537303I don't get it
The fuck does this mean?
>>11537372Really? Do you have some to show?
>>11537385IT MEANS THIS PONE IS AWESOME
>>11537375>being this pleb
>>11537385Just Hasbro stating that Raindow Dash rocks.
why
>>11537394
>>11537385Rainbow Dash is getting a spinoff.
>>11537385New line of My Little Pony geode blind bags?
>>11537385A show about multi colored rocks in on the horizon!
>>11537421If I ever make a band, I'm using that as my album name and cover
You're worthless, AnonNo-one loves you
>>11537385A Breaking Bad x MLP crossover is in the works!
>>11537465Thanks!
>>11537465You used no-one so no one would make a nobody joke didn't you
>>11537465
>>11537425She sure does!
>>11537465But I love anon
>>11537465thank you, princess no-one
>>11537483I've stopped using the word nobody for that very reason.
>>11537465I love him.He's a pretty cool guy.
A is for Apples, which are real fun to eatB is for BonBon, who is a good pony
>>11537385Hasbro is selling designer drugs to children
>>11537525>Bon BonWho?
>>11537499Poor RD, always gets her wings messed up one way or another.
>>11537509>and it still didn't stop people
>>11537525reminds me of the FUN songAnyone remember how that goes?
>>11537525C is for Cocks, which pony loves
>>11537539She got better
>>11537559That pony sure can take a pounding
>>11537543F IS FOR FIRE THAT BURNS DOWN THE WHOLE TOWN
>>11537543F is for Friends who do stuff togetherU is for unf
>>11537583U IF FOR URANIUM.... BOMBS
>>11537539She's still toughening up. She'll have the most powerful alicorn wings of any of the ponies someday.
>>11537596N IS FOR NO SURVIVORS
>>11537586FUNF
>>11537586>>11537583>>11537553you guys are terrible at meter
>>11537372these look suspiciously like burkas....
>>11537601>tfw equestria girls foreshadows more princessesjust kill me now
P is for ponutlike what i wanna snack on for desert tonight
>>11537645EVERYONE'S A PRINCESSYAY~
>>11537583>>11537596>>11537607Nyehehehessss
>>11537619That is most likely the point since they're "Layton"fied
>>11537601Her wings are gonna be so much prettier, man.
So I had this pony dreamSo besides the normal show and the comics Hasbro hired Andy to also make an animated series.And in the dream I was watching the fifth episode or something. So NMM returned and teleported the mane six somewhere in a strange forest and separated them.Also she tricked some of them that Rarity was again Nightmare Rarity. So Twilight finds Rarity and they take a bath together near a groto where there was this small river under the moon .Meanwhile AJ finds another Rarity. Don't know about the rest of the ponies. So NMM confronts AJ and Rarity. Then that Rarity transforms into Nightmare Rarity. So the Nightmare Rarity tries to give AJ a winghug, AJ loves her, romantic music starts and then in the last moment Twilight and the real Rarity blast that illusions saving AJ who snaps out of it.Both Twilight and Rarity joke about this and Rarity tells her that she isn't that kind of mare.Then we see Fluttershy talking with some fairies or something. Then the dream ends
>>11537651What does a pony doughnut taste like?
>>11537649
>>11537708hoarse
>>11537617dem bike shorts
>>11537708Miracles
>>11537708Like sugar over sweet bread.Duh.
>>11537649>>11537715I would that sparkly horse
>>11537715A NECESSARY ONE
>>11537715
How ded can one pone be?
What are you doing tomorrow night, Anon?Dont tell me that you don't have plansSurely your friends have invited you somewhere
>>11537617I'm gonna wreck it
>>11537683I can just imagine how much trouble she'll have adjusting to magic, though.
>>11537742As dead as I am inside
>>11537696It's at least more coherent than some of my pony dreams
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxU3XcbygOgHahahahaha
when did you decide to stop being a good personor was it an unconcious decision
How does this look?
>>11537749
>>11537785When I lost my job
>>11537789Like you're still trying to convince yourself that you aren't a failure.
>>11537785Pony told me
>>11537789looks like not pony
>>11537749>Implying tomorrowTonight i'll be relaxing after yet another long day at work.
