Stallions and maresliving togetherin equalityOld pony: >>11514344
>>11516933Pony should rock responsibly
>>11516933Well she better prepare for a wt dream!Becuase we're gunna be pirates!Butt Pirates!
Previous Thread>>11514344[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 7.7 5/22/13---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral Current General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/go New generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character names Please check locator before starting a new thread. Download links for episodes, comics, and books:All Seasons: http://derpy.me/Z18riAll Seasons: http://yayponies.eu FiMchan:http://fim.413chan.net MLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.com My Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlp FiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.com Pony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlp Who's who in MLPG (and other list of scripts, sites, and programs):http://derpy.me/WhosWho (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Lists of Scripts:http://pastebin.com/CMdmNvRR Events:http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://derpy.me/mlpgn (MLPG Nexus) Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php Drawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streams Drawings Requests doc:http://derpy.me/hYSfl Art reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html More links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneral Archiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.
>>11516914They look equally unhappy.
>>11516914But who wears the pants?
>>11516973You do
>>11516973Rarity.
>>11516955pony should have PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY when using WORDS THAT KILL.
>>11516972You would to if you were a useless earth pony
>>11516982>pony legs>duplicate file>>11514457That Anon has good taste.
Finally back.Here's that request, if he's still around.
I remember when MLPG was pony.
>>11516979>>11516982Am I Rarity?
>>11516973pony wears the saddle.
>>11516973Ponies don't wear pantsponies wear the saddle
>>11517005No, I don't think so, you're in love with Applejack.
>>11516987>words that killdaym sun, I'm going to need a table for all these Atreides
>>11516982>"a-haha. ha. don't tell me you thought you had a *choice* in this..."
>>11517006>>11517007
>>11517005did you check the mirror
>>11517011inb4 rarijack
>>11517005Just ask yourself, "who is my waifu?" if the answer is applejack, then you must be rarity.
So how many of you have fapped to Wolf Nanaki porn?
would you be best friends with a pony nonsexually?which one?
>>11517019
>>11517042How do you be friends with a pony nonsexually?
>>11516998>you will never finger-paint a Confederate flag on Caimon's chubby scaly belly>>11517012a thousand deaths are not enough for you.
>>11517037rarity's waifu is fancy pants though
>>11517058Sex is like saying hello for pon.
>>11517058the same way you be friends with a girl nonsexually...you DO know how to be friends with a girl nonsexually, right?
>>11517037I don't follow that line of reasoning. It doesn't make any sense.
>>11517081So only ponyjobs but not a committed relationship?
http://www.lafilmfest.com/photo-gallery/?album=5&gallery=52#.UcKaYPmUT-8"Official" photos of the MLP EGS premiere.
>>11517074>He's called Fancy Pants.>He has never worn pants.I knew Rarity loved a stallion who's life was a lie!
>>11517003truly, we live in decadent times
>>11517074anon, pls.
Squigglekicker a shit.
Pony is going to edge you for hours and there's nothing you can do about it
>>11517068Sorry if my humor is a bit dry!
>>11517003I was never a pony.
>>11517094Why is Alessandra Ambrosio there?
>>11517094Samantha Harris fucking scares me
>>11517115>shipping dash with anyone but pinkieeww
>>11517115Since when is Raridash a thing?
>>11517117I'll just cum through force of will alone
why is he so dreamy, /co/?
>>11517125then who was pone?
>>11517123SANDS to me like you need professional help.maybe it's sexual. maybe you need to SPICE things up.
>>11517156No one was ever pone.
>>11517156SWEETIE BELLE
>>11517102http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1371690975956.png
>>11517163what a confusing way to cap a post
>>11517146i no, rite?
>>11517158Those puns are apauling.Are you quite dune?
>>11517179i don't know how people can stand in line quotes.
Day 1236/19/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,090 (Running Total: 735,558)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 20,880 (Running Total: 3,214,526)I actually really liked that Pinkie Mini comic that came out. Turned out pretty entertaining and was funny.And hey, it made Pinkie into a decent character for once! Just kidding! Or Am I?
>>11517146>>11517181Man, Constantine got pretty good at music.
>>11517146>Images of namefags showing up.Don't do this. Don't give them the attention they want you fuck. I know it's just you, being the usual attention whore you are, just looking for your usual shit, but stop. You are not appreciated here, your trip is not the grace of god and you are not liked here. MLPG hates your kind, fuck off.
>>11517146you can spend one night with either Ingram or Kojima. who do you choose, /co/?alternatively, you may pick the Mystery Box, which will be revealed shortly.
>>11517117Ooh, can it be this pony?Teasingly massaging my dick as I wallow between her thighs, sensuously suckling at her thick, fragrant folds?>Now, now, Anonymous, one orgasm for the price of five... get licking!
>>11517181Ingram kind of looks like a lesbian.
>>11517198Rank the poniesI'll startTwilight>?>?>?>?>Pinkie
>>11517212I bet he loves fucking women.
>>11517201...isn't that Daniel Ingram?
>>11517208Mystery box!
>>11517210
>>11517210why couldn't you just post the original
>>11517201Fuck off
>>11517158I just read the second book and I'm sad no joke there, it ended depressingly
>>11516955
>>11517222that's the joke
DONT MAKE ME TURN THIS THREAD AROUND
>>11517222>Implying Daniel Ingram is Dl.
>>11517236It wasn't a very good joke.It was really just ironic shit posting
>>11517227>ara>welcom
>>11517117>Twilight calls your penis cute and lashes your glans furiously with her tongue while using magic to bring you to a slowly building peak, the feeling is like a warm glow getting stronger and stronger, coming in pulses as your cock heaves and leaks pre as your desperation becomes unbearable
>>11517210keyword accepted.
>>11517241:]
>>11517213It's shitPinkie>ponies>no>one>cares>about
>>11517228What original?
>>11517234Dash is a bad musical influence on young Scootaloo
>>11517201>I speak for the General!
>>11517241I'll turn the pony around first.
>>11517210>not keeping your rarity on a short leash.
I like cumming, I like beer, I like ponies, but I don't like Applejack
>>11517210>that little bit of her panties peeking outmy fetish
>>11517273how do I stop her
>>11517256Meh, I'd ignore the face, but anyone who says that isn't a beautiful body is a bad person.
>>11517280Are you this guy?
>>11517198So Pinkie wasn't a decent character? Or do you mean she's been a decent character more than once? Your post was kind of ambiguous.
>>11517293No he said he doesn't like Applejack.
Hey Omni, you still around?
>>11517117Berry Punch is a drunk horse and it's rude to tease me so much, but she's gonna get one hell of a mouthful when I finish
>>11517288It's not a beautiful body, it's all human and shit.
>>11517301>not wanting a thickity
>>11517301>comical balloon titsThat's even worse you asshole
>>11517293I wish I had a pony. Even if I couldn't fuck it, mini horses are cute.
>>11517256those tits are too high up on the torso. And her knees are shaped funny.Do you even pony?
>>11517301keyword cannot be revoked.
smell it
>>11517321I like that pony.
>>11517333grossno
>>11517226you get to kill Dan Slott.
>>11517335I like all of the ponies.
>>11517317>big tits are worse than rolls of bellyfullol no
>>11516914>filenamewhat the hell are you implying about my good friend Noteworthy?He'd never hang around with a slut like Carrot Top, he's too good for her!
>>11517349fat.bellyfat.
>>11517347I don't think spoilering that makes it okay to post.
>>11517315that wasn't thickthat was just fat
>>11517358Pony is always naked though.
>>11517349What the fuck is up with straight people and giant tits?After a certain size, why he fuck does it matter if they get gigantic?
>>11517270Fuck off, whiteknight.All you fuckers do is suck the dicks of non contributors all night! Oh sure, he fucking posted another photo of his toys, lets suck his cock again! If we don't he will go away!GOOD!The non contributors need to just fuck off and leave the general forever, go piss off with ponychan or some shit. Get banned by those assholes, I don't care.
>>11517352So who'd you think he'd hang around with. Other stallions? You?It's only natural for a stallion to hang around pretty mares.
>>11517352we all know you just want his blue ponydickdon't be so greedy
>>11517379Or you could suck it up and deal with it.
>>11517379I don't like this joke at all
>>11517367I was only spoilering it to be considerate to others. Not because I give a fuck for it being 'ok'.
>>11517371Oh goodness, anon.
>>11517379Stay butthurt
>>11517208Can I make Kojima take Hayter back?
I just want to touch a pony butt man
>>11517339It's the price you have to pay for a nice sensual footjob, just enough to make you squirm before she blows your mind with her soft feet. She's better with her feet than most girls are with their hands.
>>11517397Ms. Fluttershy, are you trying to seduce me?
tfw no one is unfing to pank
Why isn't pony leaking yet?
>>11517372I dunno, I just like hyper boobies. It's more symbolic for me than anything. Sort of a catch 22 too, since the bigger the tits, the more I wonder how it effects her life and the more I want to get to know her as a person, but such a thing turns me on and I don't want to treat them like an object.
I wish it was already time for Season 4only ponies can cure this pain
What unhealthy foods do people eat where you live?
>>11517403you and me both, anon
>>11517371so the opposite becomes erotic.
>>11517409Silly anon, that's because she isn't for sexual.
>>11517392>mewball>no lyra to be seenfake
>>11517400I don't know what the fuck you people's problem is.Yes, Keifer Sutherland doesn't sound like David Hayter.He sounds better. It's not a fucking gravelly caricature,and he treats the Snake voice with far more subtlety than Hayter's cranky cartoon snarl ever did.
>>11517409they're too busy unfing to Trixie
>>11517414that's the most sane reason I've heard for like that yet*sympathy*this colored pony gets it
>>11517403They must be so pillowy soft and warm, they're like shock absorbers to soften the slap of your abdomen against her as you slam her hard from behind, grabbing two big handfuls of soft pony butt
>>11517414the legs are still the hottest part of that picture
i just recently watched the Mentally Advanced Series and they kept making all these really dirty slut jokes about rarity and they were great and might have given me a boner. i love slutty rarity
>>11517403What's stopping you?
>>11517429I'd rather hnnng to trixie
>>11517447Pony isn't real Tex.
>>11517447the human-pony plasma membrane
>>11517405That's really gross and she's a weirdo for getting off on making me smell her feet, but that footjob is tempting
>>11517407Oh dear, no, of course not.
>>11517447the 4th wall
>>11517407"who's trying?"unfortunately, this little display of overt sexuality from Fluttershy means one of three things: poison joke, Discord, or Changelings.
>>11517389>>11517391>>11517398>Sucking up to the cancer that is in the who's who.Could you be any more /b/?
>>11517428Sutherland sounds like Sutherland, which is to say he sounds like Jack Bauer. It's really hard to tell when Snake speaks because everyone in the trailer sounds too similar.AlsoFuck
>>11517453fuck you they're not, i sleep with all my plushiesthey're my only real friends
>>11517425>that dressyou can't fool me
>>11517467>the cancer that is in the who's whobait shouldn't be this obvious
>>11517459sexually arousing oblivious Pinkie is a good thing
You get to go to Equestria, but you must live on Shetland Island for 5 years. No leaving at any point time, including out-of-island incursions.Can you do it?
>>11517453
I've been on the verge of crying all dayWhat's wrong with me, MLPG
>>11517466>Discord forcing Fluttershy to seduce ponies for his amusementdammit libido
>>11517440"You suck dicks.""More than you!""I wouldn't even wanna suck the kind of dicks you suck!" "Oh, well you just better move out of town then."
>>11517474if you became a slut, you'd have different friends to sleep with every night. it's worked for Pinkie Pie.
>>11517470It's better than Hayter's caricature.Also, he's been a brat on Twitter about it ever since it happened,which is only turning me off from him further.Posting Boromir image macros about yourself getting turned down for a job is in no way classy or professional.
>>11517403>pony butt manWhat a horrifying creature this is
>>11517416Fish and chips cooked by elderly Greek immigrants.Burgers with egg and beetroot on them.
>>11517467your indignation is amusing
>>11517457they're big flipper feet with petite toes, she uses one foot to brace your cock, and the other to grab you between her toes and slowly rub you up and down, squeezing your head and rubbing in circles with her little toe on the underside
>>11517382She's not pretty, don't be ridiculous! I mean, for all we know she's blackmailing him or something! I mean, I've never really TALKED to her, but I sure as hell wouldn't put it past her. And for your information, we hang out all the time, even if he hasn't agreed to sharing a room....I-I mean, it would save on rent. Lots of guys do it. I just have to get around to asking him. N-not like it's a b-big deal or anything.>>11517388Why do people keep saying this? You're j-just jealous you've never had a real platonic friendship with another guy on this level. I'm just looking out for a f-friend before he gets himself hurt. I don't trust her. Bros before hoes, right guys?
>>11517494WOWYES
>>11517497jack off and quit being a fag
>>11517497For starters you feel the need to blog about your life on mlpg
>>11517497crying is a perfectly normal human response to painso is laughter and disbelief
>>11517433Yea, I'm a sap when it comes to fetishes since the stuff I like the most is when the people having sex are being honest with each other and intimate. What do you mean "gets it"?>>11517438What I really like about this is how dynamic the pose is. It's like a snapshot was taken in the middle of something. I want to know the context of it, what lead up to this and how she continues to react. The legs are really nice, they are proportioned to be "full" and the angles are believable. Expression is a bit hard to pin down, as if she either doesn't know what to do or is in the middle of changing it. If I had to guess, she got caught with her pants down, literally. Poor girl doesn't have any way to not look adorable. The only problem I see are her breasts. It's not that they are too big, I personally like that, but their position seems a little off. Trying to mentally place where her right shoulder is so I can picture how they connect. The left tit seems fine, but the right one looks like it's jutting out too far, or it's squashed like a torpedo.
>>11517466>being seduced by Flutterbitchbe still my aching boner
>>11517529shut up and draw something
>>11517492Hey, what's this hard thing in your pants sticking up?
What does MLPG think of these pretty fillies?
>>11517527*rreblogs*
What are you watching right now, pic relatedThis show is getting praise as if its the second coming of jesus or something
>>11517532Momma's SO proud, just let out all that cum
>>11517513I think I liked it better when I was just giving her a massage
>>11517532>boners shouldn't ache>you should see a doctor>I'm a doctor
>>11517494If I die while I'm there do I still get to go to equestria?
>>11517499For some reason I always read John Joseco as Jose Canseco and I imagine the pony artist to be a crazy ex-baseball player.
>>11517550TRAITOR AND BITCHwhat else
http://i.imgur.com/HhcwioT.jpg
>>11517538you ain't the boss of mehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-fMIxj71agQ
whale noises
>>11517506>>11517506>Sutherland better than SnakeNo he's not.>few very passive tweetsI can understand why he's a little hurt he didn't get called back to voice the character he's been doing since the late 90's and you're over-reacting to what he's said on twitter.>BoromirBoo hoo?
>>11517554please don't make me remember that
>>11517511>>11517487You know I am right you faggots. the artists in that list are either brony whores or dead and the writers, if you can call them that are retarded.Half of them you cannot even call "writers" because it would insult any fanfiction writer. Any retard can go greentext!
>>11517515Bros before hoes and chicks with no clothes onPounding shotsMarry a man
>>11517565First time I saw his name that's what I thought had happened.
>>11517515You just sound like you want to take care of him. Are you sure you won't go far beyond friendship. Maybe that's why he doesn't want to share a room.
>>11517556too late, now you're getting a footjob from a pervert with green hair that feels a lot better than you'd care to admit
>>11517558As am I.I'm afraid the diagnoses is grim.Anon, you have a broken nutbladder and should seek immediate medical attention so that your quantities of manly essence do not spoil.
>>11517583Remember what?
>>11517565i'm trying to picture it and something strange is happening to my facei think it might be a smile
>>11517583Sexiest voice in the show other than evil Cadance
>>11517574if those were ponies that would be some quality unf material thank you for sharing
>>11517586Draw me something fag
>>11517608
I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle!
>>11517586you're fedorable
>>11517614How would you change the dialogue?
>>11517580>No he's notYes he is. Just because the old guy was the definitive voice forever doesn't mean he didn't have a shitty, grating accent.
>>11517614>>11517574Yeah, I like the scenario but >Spike and the other dragonsehhh
>>11517574You should really find a way to get those rapey pics out there
>>11517513I have a hard time imagining footjobs feeling good, they're so unwieldy looking.
You are technically Fluttershy
>>11517586I know you're taking this place too seriouslyand that's funny
>>11517625stop giving him gift art of Twilight Sparkle for his birthdayI'M married to Twilight Sparkleand my word will surely stop all these artists from drawing pictures for each other!!
>>11517606nothingnevermind
>>11517554"ahn! ahn! oh, Discord, i wish i'd been a bad girl a loooong, haaaard time ago."
>>11517634I like getting other opinions on it: what characters would make it more appealing to you?
>>11517612I can't contest that claimdiscorded Fluttershy engaging in lewd acts she'd never normally do is super-unf
>>11517629I'd make it an older version of this guy and some of his classmates or Diamond Tiara or something
>>11517646ponies is srs bsns
>>11517630I didn't hear it, Snake and BB both smoked for so many years that it was bound to have an effect sometime.What I heard was a unique character that wasn't found in other games.Marcus Fenix' voice is grating, Snake's was not.
Wut
Reminder that pony is not for sexual.
>>11517674Most underrated colt or most underrated colt?
>>11517662You know what's buried in my cunt? YOUR FACE!
>>11517667Oh like that guy said any of the ponies. I can see it being a newbie Dayguard or something.It's not bad, I'm just not into dragons.
>>11517674I've actually thought of similar scenarios with teen rumble and the Wonderbolt stallions. Locker room, obviously.
>>11517586Tell me Joker, who do you despise?Greentext writers seems a little specific. Which ones?And I swear if you say rch again I will be disappointed.
>>11517706damn. you actually clarified the gender this time.
>>11517693what
>>11517701Fluttershy, you don't have the muscle definition to keep me buried between your thighs.Stop pretending you're a domme, you are seriously outclassed
>>11517706UNF
>>11517671And she's supernaturally skilled, she's doing things to you that you never imagined that sweet little pegasus even knew about. It's taking every ounce of your self control not to moan as she teases you so cruelly and skillfully.
>>11517706Also acceptableI know mares aren't your thing, but /ss/ is pretty great
>>11517716vague.you're thinking of the word "vague."
>>11517701Unf
>>11517716I bet it's me!
>>11517590>You just sound like you want to take care of himWell, yeah! That's what f-friends are for. I mean, I take c-care of him and he takes care of me. Platonically. And I mean, it's b-because we're such good friends that sharing a room is a good idea! We can take care of each other all the time! ...Platonically, you know. And I mean, it saves money. Gas money. Uh, because you have to heat less space, I mean. Heating is expensive.And I mean, for all I know, he DOES want to share a room. I just haven't asked him yet. Been, uh, busy. Thinking about it, I mean, not like it's a big deal, but we'd have to rearrange furniture and stuff. Y-yeah. I mean, when you get right down to it, there's no downsides!
>>11517698list the top 3 colts you want to stick your dick in and/or put in cute lingerie and/or repeatedly edge until they're begging you to let them cum
>>11517737No....I think we only have like, three greentext writers.
>>11517725
>>11517730/ss/I never understand this.Boys' dicks are small, their tongues are small, and their fingers are small,and they don't know how to use any of them. Why would a woman want a shota?From the woman's perspective, /ss/ is a bit stupid.
>>11517729and let's not even get started on when you're fiercely rutting her up against a wall
>>11517608>MT finds the perfect cookie
>>11517553Yeah, it's overhyped, but the action scenes look really amazing
>>11517749dude just tell him you want to suck his dickHe'll totally let you
>>11517730Spitfire in that suit is so unf, especially imagining her making rumble gasp and groan as he's overwhelmed by pleasure and embarrassment.
>>11517751Well I've only really given consideration to the middle one so...1. Rumble2. Feather Weight3. Pipsqueak
>>11517725she has surprisingly strong legs. she just doesn't use them unless she's got Discord inside her.
>>11517773BNE Spitfire >>>>>>>>>Wonderbolts Academy Cuntfire
>>11517764>why would women want a shotawhat is cutei don't understand cute appeali don't understand why people want to fuck cuteanon what is this thing you call love beep boop
>>11517755C'mon BCS answer me pls.
>>11517764you just need to look at it from a different perspectivean older, experienced girl taking a boy under her wing to show him how to please a woman
>>11517751FeatherweightRumbleSnips
>>11517574notgaynotgaynotgayBONER NO
>>11517751Top 3 mares:Nurse RedheartTwilightFlitter
>>11517764IMO /ss/ is 100% what a lot of guys wish would have happened to them when they were younger.
>>11517764We want someone we can control, someone we can corrupt, someone eager to learn.
>>11517764>women will never like my sheepish nature when it comes to sexIt hurts.
>>11517786>not liking drill sergeant Spitfirewuthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LQgGUEnMZrg
>>11517749I wonder if you can find a room large enough for two beds. In any case, you should totally ask. Maybe get him a bit drunk so he'd be more likely to go along with your plans.
>>11517800>Nurse RedheartI always wanted a cute nurse to give me a blowjob in the hospital while recovering from surgery but it never happened
>>11517821Do you have any idea how expensive beds are Anon?
>>11517574Fan-fuckin'-tastic.I love Spike and the dragons. Even in the episode,it was super easy to imagine a sexy D/s turn if Spike had committed to pleasing the older boys...keep it up!
>>11517821well aren't you just the party animal anondo you talk to all the ponies like that?
>>11517833Nurse Red's a stuck up cunt. You need a real mare with some meat on her bones.
>>11517716Fuck off, RCH, your trip too proud to show off?
>>11517773that comes later. first, he hotdogs her ass while she's wearing her suit. all the other girls give him shit (in a good-natured way) but she's never anything but nice. she likes to call him "my little rainboom".
>>11517802But in the meantime, the sex sucks.Regular shota makes sense; it takes far less skill to shove a penis into someone's mouth or butt than train them to effectively lick or fuck pussy.I don't know, man.
>>11517857>still caring and not being a numb husk of a human beinglaughingmares.jpg
>>11517855>you will never comfort that nurse about her size, calling her beautiful in every way as she gets aroused at such a notion
>>11517764A lot of guys have small dicksA lot of guys will never go down on a girlA damn lot of guys have no idea how to use any of itAttraction is more than the act of sex
>>11517800I can't pick just 3 maresthere's so many, and they're ALL hot
>>11517854Why is Pinkie holding Rarity's sign?
>>11517840I was runnin with the idea that female dragons only come into heat very rarely and not for long. When those times aren't happening, there's nothing for the males to do but stay pent up and frustrated and waitinguntil a little manipulative purple dragon stumbled into camp
>>11517875This really turns me onI like thinking of Rarity as a trap
>>11517855>>11517855http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCw0-o-MCyoI don't know, I kind of like the way she yells, it's sexy
>>11517886by human standards all the ponies are sluts, anon
why can I hold all this SPAGHETTIi wake up, it's pastai go to sleep, it's pastapasta pasta pastahttp://bcs.kg13.com/Pasta.html
>>11517821Y-yeah, shouldn't be too hard. Just do like, small beds. Not asking him to, you know, um, sleep in the same, uh, bed. I mean we could do it in a pinch, but it'd be kinda weird. Not that weird, though, really, if you think about it. Just sometimes, maybe, when it's cold.... YEAH that's pretty weird, actually, scratch that.I... don't know about getting him drunk. I mean, it's not a bad idea, but... maybe if I just introduce the idea over a drink or too. A social event, you know, like casually. I mean, it's not like it's a big deal. He can help me look in the papers for spaces to rent together. It'll be awesome!
>>11517869>thinks vaginal sex is easier to learn than analsomeone's never had butt fun
>>11517875>>11517885Oh god why is personal closeness and trust my fetish.
>>11517880I'm not comparing straight shota to straight sex,I'm comparing straight shota to gay shota.Dudes can fuck whatever regardless of the partners' size or skill, ladies don't have that luxury.
>>11517134>Shipping dash with anyone put fluttershy
>>11517869dafuq did i just readtab a goes into slot bit's not rocket science, well, for some of you it might be
>This way!
>>11517885That is strangely adorable.
>>11517882I remember thinking I'd never agree with a statement like this, and that all people who jacked off to ponies are brony faggots. God they're all so sexy, they must be designed according to some secret algorithm designed to make them as attractive as possible to human men.
wwould you boop a pony non-sexually?
>>11517875I'm not sure if I like ponies undressingI'd have to see more of it
>>11517909I'm the guy from the last thread who talked about never masturbating with my dick. I know a whole lot about butt fun,but this is porn and fantasy where things like 'discomfort' and 'poop' don't exist unless you're a sick fucko
>>11517888I like itThat effeminate dragon is probably really gratefulAlthough he's probably even more aggressive, if anything, after all that
>>11517904yum
>>11517898i read that, glancing over, as "Rarity with a strap-on".we need lots more of that.
>>11517872>Actually defending rch.Considering, despite your attitude, you actually contribute, I find that surprising. He does less then nothing compared to you.
>>11517932Where are we going Dash?
>>11517855I like both. A nice, slow, leisurely double blowjob from the both of them would be perfect.
>>11517937Of course I would.I would also boop a pony in a completely sexual way.
>>11517951
>>11517937What if pony likes to boop herself while you watch?
>>11517878>implying she's embarrassed about her size>implying she doesnt let that big beautiful ass sway freely with every step
>>11517936they planned it all along, anonyou were trapped from the beginning
>>11517949you don't know me very well then>i don't know how to make friends>i'm afraid>i'll say hi>wow that wasn't so hard>hey this person likes me>i feel good about myself>repeat
>>11517965Twilight, she likes to touch herself at the window, hoping a passing stallion will see her
>>11517944I figure he'd probably be the one they'd always go after before spike came along, so he would probably give it to spike hardest. Though I'm sure that the dragons would all tell spike that all the dragons in their group were in his spot once. You know, to gain trust. He's gotta prove himself.
>>11517948I hate that people drove him off. I liked his skill, although his self loathing did get in the way of things. Only wish I could of helped him in some way.
>>11517949When did people start bitching about rch?I don't really care about the guy either way, I just don't remember any specific time when it started. it seems kind of random
>>11517965I don't wantAny pony elseWhen I think about you I touch myself
>>11517949>you actually contribute
>>11517944dragon semen has interesting side-effects on anything that isn't a female dragon.specifically, in male dragons, it promotes growth and aggression in the next season. this is to ensure that males are constantly cycled, with each season bringing about a new smallest-and-weakest to be used as a cumdump.
>>11517975I never imagined a cartoon character would give me some of the best edging sessions of my life.
>>11517949it's not really defending him so much as laughing at you, reallyI don't give two shits about him either way, but people who muck up the thread with their complaining are prime targets for ridicule
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YHbfzQRwVYevery day until you like it
>>11517961
>>11517993this guy has had a hateboner for rch for a long timeI thought rch starting the googly eyes tumblr would get him to calm down but it's only made it worse
>>11517961Alright, let's go!
>>11517995Fluttershy likes mutual masturbation because she's afraid of intimacy
>>11517961>>11518020Ready for what?
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/53127792113/Im going to give anyone else who still wants to do this 4 extra hoursGOGOGO
>>11518020
>>11517993At some point he got a hateanon.
>>11517993Seems to be either totally random or RCH didn't respond to him one time or something irrelevant like that.At least I haven't seen one single post from RCH which would justify being so analblasted about him.
>>11518025as long as you hook an arm with hers.
>>11518004what is a contributor?a miserable pile of LIES
>>11518027see >>11518028
>>11517975Unf
>>11517991you know, you can still talk to him
>>11517993shitposter bingo might still be a thing
>>11517995We [music] again?
>>11517905Don't worry, even if you think you're going to far, I'm sure he wouldn't mind. After all, we all know what happened at last winter wrap up.http://imgur.com/VtPKF07
>>11518023>Lets make him more popular.>That will work.Really?
>>11517990That's what I was going forYoung, kinda feminine dragon boy being peer pressured into pseudo-consensual sex by older, larger dragons is pretty unf
>>11518055I haven't made any new ones yet though
>>11518050oooo, let's make one! what would be in the first square? i vote for USING BUZZWORDS
>>11518005Eh, I prefer the Corruption of Champions Minotaurs' approach to natural gay sex.Namely, one in four males is a total sissy slut who takes it when they can't find a female and eventually becomes a cum-drunk addict of his brothers' seed.The reasons should be obvious.
>>11517991We didn't really drive him off, you know. He always came and went as he pleased.
>>11517975So...Lauren is a mathemagician?
why did Pinkie Pie jopijn her friendd twilight to a lecture?Because she thought there was going to be a POP qiz!
>>11518060>populari don't think that word means what you think it means
I may jack off to ponies, but at least I don't jack off to stallions and colts like some sick pedo faggot.
>>11518060do you just automatically hate someone once too many people start following their stuff?are you like a contributor hipster or something?
Read PP Micro this morning. Eh. Better than Twlight's, but only just. Rarity's is still untouchable.
>>11518099I don't know what any of that means
i have over 470 Skype contactsoh godwhy
>>11518070>Corey showing Spike the ropes of sexunf
>>11518122please BCS PLEASEstop
>>11518087i love minotaurs. but for both that reason, and the other.among the other things, i'm writing a bad-end for over-transformation into a minotaur.and when written, it will take ten years for Fen to bother coding.
>>11517965
>>11518050I thought that was just a joke
>>11518111I disagree. I found Rarity's to be the best and Twilight's to be the worst. But that's probably because i didn't care for the artist's style.
>>11518107Just disappointed the fire didn't reach is house.
>>11518114Well, it's a curious thing of DeviantArt statistics that tracks the amount of favorites.I like crunching numbers.Blame it on the bipolar.
>>11518114It's a screencap of the amounts of faves her pics on DA got.
>>11518122You should try talking to a few of them. You'll probably get less shit from them and they'll be more sympathetic to your plight than anons here.
>>11517918>shipping flutterdashAll aboard the plebeian express.
>>11518087So that's what happened to Crackle
>>11518140so edgy
>>11518154Who?
I don't really "get" poniesI don't get why it's a fad and why it won't just die already
>>11518137No joke is stupid enough that there isn't at least one person who will pick it up
>>11518151Just because it's popular doesn't make it badYou're like a shipping hipster
>>11518127>he just lays on Spike and humps him until Spike finally gives in and puts his tail up
>>11518099>Comparing your popularity on DA to rch on tumblr.That's funny!
>>11518151d'aww
>>11518142does this turn you on
>>11518132Haven't you been doing that for like 2 months?How long until fen switches to TiTs entirely?
>>11518080Hand me the image though imgur or something and the song and I'll combine it for you.
>>11518165I believe that's referred to as MLPG's Law
>>11518041>>11518025Would you sit Fluttershy on your lap?Hold her up above your crotch with one arm while you jerk it and she jills herself watchingWould you kiss the nape of her neck?Maybe kiss her on the lips when she turns around to look at you?
>>11518151where muh straight shipsi want muh straight ships
>>11518150hathis is my cesspit, i like 4chan because it has an equalizing effect of hate, no one fucking worships me, they all LOATHE mejust the way I like it
>>11518168>heuh
>>11518188So that's why Lauren came here first...
>>11518188I worship you. I have a shrine dedicated to you in my bedroom closet.
>>11518188but i like you BCS-sama
>>11518184I'd rather be the one jilling her off
>>11518183Someone should make an image of marker pony with that quotedI am too lazy to do it myself
>>11518181Oh no I can do it myself, I'm just lazy.[Love]
>>11518202wait so you dont know?
>>11518184Would she get adventurous and ask you to cum in her mouth?
>>11518177no, that was a (very expansive, as it turns out) wrestling thing. gave up.
>>11518211But is it made of chewed bubblegum?
>>11518056W-w-what? WHAT?I-... I don't know who that is in that picture but that's, um, that's NOT cool, um, no. Not funny, man. He'd be, he'd be so pissed if he found out about this.Um. Who's the, uh, who's the other... stallion in this pic? Other than Note- other than the one that looks like Noteworthy? I mean... um. I should talk to him about this. This isn't a cool thing to do. Especially if that's not actually Noteworthy. Because, I mean. He wouldn't. Do that. Probably.I mean not like I care. I don't care if he's l-like that.Where did you say you got this again?
>>11518236Maybe after a whileAt first she would only ask to touch it really quickly with her hoof
>>11518159>Defending a non contributing tripfag.fuck off whiteknight
>>11518188I don't loathe you personally, but I believe it can't be pleasant for you being sporadically attacked here. I would assume it's not good for anyone, especially if they're going through rough times, but do whatever you like, you're a grown person and I wish you all the best.
>>11518127>Corey Powell the dragonoh god whythis is like when I signed in and Zone was like "Gami never messages me but told me your appointment is at such and such time"and I just sat there with my head in my hands trying to figure out when this guy apparently became my babysitterwhen you randomly make OCs of show staff then ship them, it's kind of like that
>>11518188I don't loathe you, I just wish you'd stop trying to make everything about you
>>11518249>wanting someone to burn for inconveniencing you on the internetisn't it past your bedtime, kiddo?
>>11518249>being a cuntcome on man
>>11518262What the fuck am I watching
>>11518216but she doesn't feel comfortable being touched there by anyone. not even by you. give her time.
>>11518257nono no no NOKlondork's Corey! the one that...oh for crying out loud someone just post a picture already!
>>11518213so I'm not the only one who got a pony trip and never used it
>>11518275Dan vs celestia
>>11518257Why is this shithead talking with a tripcode?If you don't have anything to genuinely contribute, and are just fucking around talking,be anonymous like everyone else who fucks around talking.Meh. Another one for the filter.
>>11518202>mfw she's into netorare and ageplay and cuckolding for fantasy roleplay and makes no secret of itthose fucking PPG interviews with her and Craigforever mentally scarred for life
>>11518275looks like dan suplexing celestia
>BCS and RCH are shitting up the general.>The general are sucking their collective dicks.Great.
>>11518263unf dash-hips unf
>>11518247The way you spurt all over the place always turned her on, sometimes she'd ask you to wait so she could cum at the same time as you
>>11518257That's just concern for you
>>11518216You have to earn her trust and confidence firstWatching you masturbate to her goes a long way towards that>>11518236HAHAHAHA NOMaybe in a year
>>11518296RCH isn't here
>>11518290>he doesnt know BCSdamn son, how long have you been here?
>>11518290you sure showed me, anon
>>11518245Noteworthy likes a bit of fun from wherever he can get it. I think some reporter took it while documenting Winter wrap up. The photo did not make it to publication, but it's in the press archives.
>>11518296Filter them
>>11518291Wait, what?
>>11518283I got you
>>11518275Dan fucking up pretty pony princess.
>>11518296>w-why aren't they sucking mine!?>a-another on f-for the filter....
>>11518290bcs is a national treasure
>>11518275
>>11518280>>11518307okay, okay. give her time. got it.someday though. jilling a girl off while hugging her from behind is one of my personal favorite things to do
>>11518099>burlesque pank not in top 10fuck all the dA drones
>>11518275a nichijou trace
What a great night to be on mlpg
>>11518332I can already smell Cage from here
>>11518323WE DRAGONS NOWYOU CAN'T STOP ITIT'S ALREADY TOO LATE
>>11518323thank youdo you have the one by Braeburned?
>>11518303i guess but it feels more, you know, i can't do a single thing without being stalked onlineI'm sure someone gets off to that
Would you rather be sucked off by Aloe and Lotus or Flitter and Cloudchaser?
>>11518356GOD DAMN LOOK AT DAT BOOTY
>>11518348>laid eggs in herunf.Will those eggs corrupt her?
>>11518339sometimes I want to die when I realize that I'm 26 and have never even held hands with a girl
>>11518353SSSSSSSSSSSSWEET CHRISTMAS
>>11518348But you're my waifu.Could you lay eggs in me?I promise they'll fit...
>>11518311That you are aware of.
>>11518360Flitter and Cloudchaser, duh.
>>11518360
>>11518323oh so it's not Corey Powell?wow Vrex confused me one night then with that. I was like "I didn't know the MLPG staff could Internet that fast, that pic just went up on Derpibooru around 15 minutes ago... "
>>11518360None of them. I don't think my waifu would like it very much if I did.
>>11518360Flitter and cloudchaser>hnnnggg
>>11518368Yeah Corey got dat ass.
>>11518387anon take off your tinfoil hat
>>11518360Stupid sexy pegasi
>>11518359That's not stalking, that's concern, just calm down a bit
>>11518377warning, headcanon: probably not. changeling eggs just need somewhere warm to incubate, and as it happens, most mammals happen to have ideal internal body temperatures.
>>11518330>anon will never let you suck his dick
>>11518348How was she?
Anyone got that chart about Pinkie, pointing to different parts of her body and then saying 10/10 would befriend?
>>11518350>blinking neon light markeroh that's classicMLPG night threads: fapping and whining, combined
>>11518382I want to kill myself all the time for that reason among others
>>11518332>BCS is a national treasure.If you call that a treasure I would rather it stay buried!
>>11518360Aloe and Lotus, the choice is obvious, they're both trained masseuses. They know every sweet spot on your body and they know how to stroke you perfectly the way you like it, squeezing the head and tickling it with their tongues.
>>11518406Your head cannon is shit.I want cheeslegs to lay eggs in my waifu, that corrupts her and then she tries to corrupt me.
>>11518401I was like 99% sure that was this guy......... https://twitter.com/coreyannepowell
>>11518401is it weird that I want to do lewd things to that ass?
>>11518418fuck I want her to dom me so bad
>>11518441Corey is a girl...
we changeling lore now?
>>11518433but Flitter and Cloudchaser have enthusiasmand I bet they'd want to go even further afterwards. Aloe and Lotus would be too professional for that. you get what you paid for, nothing more.
>>11518444Easy there, anon.
>>11518436>wanting your waifu to be corrupted.You don't deserve her anon.
>>11518448oh, right...well...it's a name that can go both ways, i'm not here to judge
>>11518450I'd be okay with that.
>>11518356fucking a.
>>11518458I'm sorryit's just so...plump
>>11518402If RCH was never here the general would be a better place. One less brony cock sucking faggot in our way.
>>11518231Nice, I need to find more pics that go along with the [song] since now we can be music sharing faggots that make a jukebox in every thread.
so what is the history on green "dat ass" dragon?
>>11518441It isI'm not sure what that guy was talking aboutIf you go down a bit you can even see Corey talking about the OC thingIts all Klondikes fault anyway
>>11518476I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHO THAT IS
>>11518463By letting her corrupt me I am showing maximum love for her regardless of being a cute pony or a love sucking creature of the night.but I'd kind of like if she was that creature of the night
>>11518476we get ityou don't like the guyyou can stop telling us about how much you don't like him
>>11518436>wanting your waifu to be turned into something else>not wanting your waifu to be compassionate and loving enough to surrogate for someone who very nearly took over equestria when they ask for help rebuilding their specieswat.
>>11518477What does it mean when little fillies dance like that?
>>11518360All four of them at once because I'm alpha as fuck.
>>11518315...oh. S-so it's, uh... real, then? He, uh, l-likes that sort of thing? I-I mean I've wondered sometimes, but you know, never really... asked him. About it. I didn't know that... uh. It never came up.So, uh, that picture at the beginning of the thread, you know? Is that, um. Is that him "having fun" again? Like, is he actually involved with that mare? Do you know? I mean, uh. I'd ask him myself, but that'd be pretty weird probably. I mean, awkward and all that. N-not that we're not friends, but b-b-because....um.ʸᵒᵘ ᵏᶰᵒʷ⋅
>>11518457They'd egg each other on, CC's brash nature would make Flitter more adventurous, and they'd just feed off each other until they were in a frenzy of sucking, licking, rubbing, and stroking you gently with their wings. Flitter would start slow, suckling you skillfully, focusing all her efforts on your head whiel Cloudchaser slobbers all over your balls, playing with them and sucking on them so hard it almost hurts.
fear not this night
How many dicks could your pony take?oh I'm sorry they havebnt inventired a a number bige enough yet!
>>11518485I find it hilarious that one of braeburned's best pics is of a female.
>>11518489If you really loved her you wouldn't let her be corrupted, you would save her.
>>11518481OHHHH that's okayI've done worsenothing better than rule34ing a friend's OC you forgot to tell them you had a crush on them. well they figure it out pretty quickyou don't make cartoons without making buckets and buckets and buckets of characters
>>11518515But scrubbles, I don't even have a pony.They aren't real.
>>11518476get off the soapbox
>>11518501>one sitting on your face>one licking your nipples and tickling you all over with her wings, making you squirm and be her to stop>one sucking your shaft and head>one sucking your balls and rubbing your inner thighs
>>11518515That's not how numbers workPlease go back to prep
>>11518188When you're empty use the stress to better yourself and don't try to fill it with someone else. I just wanted to see people attack me creatively so they could rebuild. I'm sorry, I know how it feels to be so empty.
>>11518516God appreciates irony above all other things.
>>11518506they might even start arguing over who gets to ride you first
>>11518517But I want to explore my fetish with her
Can I tell you guys about how much I don't know about animation history and how much I loathe Don Bluth and Lauren Faust and Pendleton Ward and Milt Kahl then?I mean, Faust is a pervert 4channer so that's the nail in the goddamn coffin right there and P.Ward made Adventure Time so there's really no goddamn contest in the perversion department, that show RUNS on unresolved sexual tension.
>>11518516thanks i think
>>11518496Maybe they want to be [petted]?
>>11518504I wouldn't know. Even if he is, it's probably nothing serious. You should probably talk it over with him.Don't waste your chance. It's better to have tried than spend the rest of your life wandering about "what if"
>>11518561So roleplay with her.
>>11518516that dragon has no business being so sexy
go to sleep
>>11518557>they're all arguing about what to do to make you cum hardest
>>11518516>>11518565Every once in a while I still mistake that leg for a massive dickYou should do an alternate version
>>11518581THE SECRET DOOR AT THE BOTTOM RIGHT
>>11518583I will.with you.
>>11518581Fucking.2.
>>11518529Don't have a pony?Thne I gues you're a really sad and pathetic individual!Ahahahahahahahawhahahahahahjahahahaha;_;wahahahaha
>>11518583but it's only 3:11 am
>>115185811
>>115185813
Did you guys even see the official staff shipping guide by a bunch of bored redditors from r/clopclop dissecting the credits to every episode and contribution for which couples get shipped episode to episode?
>>11518488>Doesn't know who RCH is.He used to write stories for the general, back in the day. Wrote ponies like Tabasco into existence. Some Anons pushed him into making a tumblr, started posting googly eyes on stuff. http://thegooglieponies.tumblr.com/Fast forward to now, he has some idiotic fuckwad Anon who has an agenda against him for it.
>>11518583please let me dream all night about sexy ponies teasing me and making me lick their hooves
>>11518565Would you ever consider finishing it? If you have time, of course. I know there'd be virtually nothing in it for you.
>>11518583BIG FAT PRINCESS BOOTIES
>>11518591Maybe you should get lost, sonny.
>>11518587>"Anal!">"Winking!">"Anal!">"Winking!">"ANAL!">"WINKING!"
>>11518606No, nor do I want to. In fact I feel worse now that I know about it.
>>11518573>It's better to have tried than spend the rest of your life wandering about "what if"ain't that the truth
>>11518615>hoovesIsn't there someplace else you should be licking?
>>11518600That hurt. Why are you so mean?
>>11518578How am I suppose to roleplay her getting eggs laid in her, slowly corrupting into a love sucking beast, creating a hive in her basement and then mind-raping me until I'm not thing but a mindless shell of person and then she turns me into a chrysalis by putting me into a pod?
>>115185812.I can wait for 1.
>>11518587>they settle on all licking your cock at the same time>Cloudchaser is in a frenzy, sticking the tip of her soft tongue in your dickhole, making your hips buck and back arch
>>11518611oh! googly eyes guy!he's so funny
>>11518581The window.
>>11518626Yea, there is something on your face... a beautiful smile.
>>11518645Unicorn magic. Duh.
>>11518581What if I go through the window
>>11518654>sticking the tip of her soft tongue in your dickholeIMMERSION RUINEDPREORDER CANCELLEDDICK FLACCID
>>11518666>>11518657Why are you guys so obsessed with that window
>>11518643why does tiarawhy have to be so meanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ob_9VHnrkZ4I'll never forget the next he actually got mad at me and scolded me over my reputation. But since when has a rule34 artist ever had dignity, pride, or anything but scorn ahead of them?
>tfw BCS is the new Ross now
>>11518676THANKS XBONE!
>>11518665She's not a unicorn though and I doubt unicorn's magic could satisfy me.
>>11518658I groaned audibly
>>11518678There was a version of that picture where there was some barely visible text above it saying that you get to go to Equestria or something.
>>11518678>Windowsugh
>>11518676>Anon does not have a dickhole
>>115185811These threads were already shit before /mlp/. And even though season 4 is going to be shit I need my pony show.
>>11518690you know, I can't remember the last time I saw either of them draw a ponyquick, BCS! Draw us a pony to prove you're not horrible!
>>11518392It IS her
the Ribbajack is coming for you.
>>11518689You still get the choice of being a piece of shit, like 0r0, or not being a piece of shit, like most of our artists.
>>11518516>"Mm...morning, Anon. Up for a quickie before work?"
>>11518678There are ponies in the window.
>>11518711She drew a changeling last night.
>>11518690no, I'd be Ross if I posted as anon so you couldn't filter meyou sure are smart anon
>>11518694>I groaned audiblyIn orgasmic pleasure\?
>>11518703are those floating donuts
>>11518703I would be freaking out over the possibility of the table sliding off the exercise balls.
>>11518723the what?
>>11518728You're crazy
>>11518729I guess that countscan someone post it?
>>11518656>Finds that shit humorous.Wow, really?Do fart jokes and other childish shit get your giggle on too?
>>11518730THAT'S NOT THE IMAGE I POSTED
>>11518730You still do post as anon sometimes, or switch name/trip.
>>11518706that's a bummer, I love having a piss-slit
>>11518703>>11518703>fun
>>11518726?The joke is that it assumes anon has sex or a job
>>11518693This is why you get a unicorn to help you.
>>11518733they're called inner tubes
>>11518748You're just randomly posting images anyways
>>11518736They're inners you nuff nuff
>>11518740You're right, I am. I'm sorry I ever brought it up.
>>11518746>>11518450
>>11518703if only this was Tabby.then, if it was Tabby, the lesson of the day would be: "SMOKE POT".
>>11518747Natsume calls me gigglepants
>>11518573I, um, heh. U-um. I'll uh, I'll... I'll talk to him about it, yeah.I'll tell him how I f-feel. Y-yeah. Th-thanks.I'm going to do it. I'm going to do it tomorrow: it's too late to do it today, he's probably sleeping. Or sleeping wi-No. I'll talk to him tomorrow. I'm going to do it. Thanks, anon.
>>11518678Never heard of taking a third option
>>11518754it's Corey that has a job. she guards another dragon's treasure horde part-time.
>>11518779stop with the stutter type pleaseit's retarded
>BCS fucking with the hateanon.I'm not mad, I am a little impressed, really.
>>11518768>SMOKE POT>not EAT MUSHROOMS
>>11518764oh crap I've seen that image at least half a dozen times before but never noticed it was in a pool.
>>11518654>they all open their mouths in unison and stick their tongues out as you announce you're about to cum, pushing each other out of the way trying to get all your cum
>Wanna see if I can fit it all in?
>>11518711QUALITY
>>11518803>TAKE DRUGS
>>11518817That's amazing
>>11518754>tfw no jobI'm a washed-up artistno wonder I'm on 4chan
>>11518812You fucking better be able toWhat carrot is like 5 inches long
>>11518812I want to move out to the country and build a little house, with a big garden and an orchard of fruit trees, then have primal, lust-driven sex, both of you slamming into each other with all your strength
>>11518841ponies are pretty tiny
>>11518812>she walks around her fields with the leafy bit sticking out of her pussy
WACKITY SCHMACKITY DOO
>>11518841rude, it's 5 and a half thank you very much
>>11518790it's hoard, unless you mean she guards a large group of barbaric warriors
>>11518817Do we owe you money for this?
>>11518847their mouths must be so tight and warm, then
EQG dash is pretty hot
IT'S TRUE! IT'S ALL TRUE!; n ;
>>11518803DAHLING
>>11518878Oh geez, you'd better cool her down then.
>>11518694Oh come on baby, don't be like that, you know I love you.
>>11518865fuck. oh, well, that's the first mistake like that i've made so far this year.
>>11518853>Derpy rips it out.
This drunk horse wants every last drop of your cum sprayed all over her plush ass
>>11518868who the hell pays money for artsomewhere I have a stupid screencap of Zone saying "I don't know how to emote through Skype :)".... better than the other one tonight
what happens to a pegasus mare after a proposal? a bridle shower?
>>11518895That's a very horse-like pony. Would still fuck into a furiously winking orgasm.
>>11518882>dahling
>>11518905Too bad I can't get it up when I've been drinking.
>>11518887Yeah?
>>11518854
http://i.imgur.com/ITIs1CW.jpg
>>11518800>Giving him attention.I don't know if I am more annoyed that she is defending a washed up 'writer' or just defending someone she doesn't even know at this point.
>>11518909leave
>>11518903>the end is cut off and she can't get the carrot out due to suction>have to go to the hospital
>>11518928>random i'm so alonelolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E20jsywkLaY
>>11518949Are you drunk, or something?
>>11518943>nurse redheart has to fish it out with her teeth, since all the unicorn doctors are out playing golf
>>11518935/co/ reporting in to tell u ur a faggot
>>11518879You are only a brony if you label yourself as such, same as with any self defined group.
>>11518931
>>11518905>all over>not insideaw man...
>>11518957are YOU?
>>11518871>pony will never take the entire length of your member into her throat>she will never bring you to a blissful twitching orgasm on a cold winter morning
>>11518927LOOK AT THOSE TITS
>>11518970What's happening to Dash?
wow you're all extra hateful tonight how lovelylets all embrace the hate togetherwhat am i drawing mlpg
to whoever uploaded the spike pics to derpiboorureplace them with these higher quality oneshttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/34098139/UM/NEW..UM/spikedragons1.pnghttps://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/34098139/UM/NEW..UM/spikedragons2.png
>>11518970who the hell is Rainbow fucking in the gif?
>>11518957No, she's just crazy.
>>11518939FineI'll make life fluttershy and be awful
>>11518981She's having a nightmare
>>11518962>Carrot Top can't stop herself from moaning as Redheart slowly slides the carrot out of her
>>11518980meesaga squeeze them
>>11518983I don't hate.I love.Also I'd love for you to draw Pinkie as a student at the clown school.
>>11518980I will draw for boobs
What precautions would you take to pony-proof your cellar?
>>11518981>>11518988The weather team fired her, she's doing a dog and pony show for some cash and asked her friends to stop by.
>>11518983rch dying in a fire.
>>11518983something stupid probably
>>11518985hey brae how u doin
>>11518983Draw Rarity selling saddles to a pony.
Why didn't you take your meds today?
>>11518983Can you draw Fluttershy sneaking up on Dash?
>>11519000>in b4 people posting Tara Strong and her tits
>>11518983ponies with panties with vagina bulges
>>11518988xieril
>>11519011figured that was youon a spike kick, should be sleeping hbu
>>11518979>your pony wife will never wake you up each morning before work with a sloppy blowjob, making you writhe as she suckles your glans while flicking and rolling her tongue over your length
>>11519022>>11519027wow i'm psychic
>>11519030Seems awful selfish
>>11519000>>11519022>have no tits to offer>my penis is nothing spectacular to offerWhale sheet.
>>11518985brae did you want to join this?http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/
Which VA gives the best blowjobs
>>11519049John De Lancie
>>11519041Whale shit is not a comparable exchange, Anon...
>>11519028i sawi might have to have some spike time too are u on skype right now cuz i have news for broncon
>>11519041she wants you to paint her tits with everything you've got
I bet she has a lot of voice-acting experience in bed...I guess it was pretty cool in there
>>11519049Nicole or Tabitha
>>11518985Was this part of the stash you mentioned before?
>>11519065yupp
>>11519049I guess Tara. She has plenty of practice I'm sure.
>>11519040Maybe you can return the favor? Just hoist her up onto your chest and dive in. I know you want to here those cute little moans that escape her whenever you tongue her juuuust right
>>11519049Libmanshe gives the best everything
>>11519049Can't... anyone voice act? I mean, it's just about, you know, putting on a show. Voice actors get REAL good at turning the charm on and off.I never know if I'm talking to the "real" artist or not until like 4 years pass or something. Everyone has masks they were.
Caimon wants to take you out for a night on the swamp. but she doesn't want to take a boat, she just wants to drift through the water with you laying on her stomach. her brothers have promised that nobody will attempt to eat you. what do you say?
>>11519092 Nah, just doodled those up tonightits in a similar vein though
>>11519049Libman, girls who are really sweet and a little chubby like her always give the best head, she bikes marathons too, so she can keep going and going. She likes to please her man, and she gives it everything she's got.
I always pictured Twilight having a more nerdy/nasal voiceAlso John de Lancie is a hack who ruins every fandom he touches
>>11519094Seconded, that's a pro of being a huge slut with fake tits
>>11519137I'm not sure if they're fake, I mean, did anyone ever get proof? woman's weight goes up and down normally cause HORMONES
>>11519157BCS confirmed to be not a girl
>>11519106>Can't... anyone voice act?That's like saying anyone can write. Don't let mlpg try to argue it, they think anyone here can.
>>11519157She used to have a LOT smaller tits, B or C cups at most.
>>11519118but does she swallow
>>11519157I thought they were realwhich was why she went in to the breast pump business
>>11519049Well if her voice acting is any indiacaion, Tara must really suck
>>11519116damn, I wish I could doodle that well and fast.I like it, especially spike's expressions. you're good at coming up with the right dialogue too.
>>11519188I wouldn't want a girl to swallow.I'd want to kiss her and share in the reward, silly.
But yo seriously is the guy who uploaded the spike pic to derpibooru here because the imgur jpeg effects on that upload are killlin' me
>>11519205ew.suit yourself.
>>11519188She sticks her tongue out first to show you, then swallows
>>11519184So, you have to work at it?What do you think you have to do to get good at voice acting?
>>11519196>I did it again!
>>11519067>tfw no stack
Would you have a common-law marriage with your favorite pony?
>>11519208so learn to internetupload the better version yourself and flag the old one as a duplicate
>>11519057>that magnificent beard resting on your balls as he deepthroats
>>11519254Ehh, i just wanted to save the trouble of doing thatoh well
>>11519223does she top?
>>11519001I love it when they make that face.It reminds me of charlie brown.
>>11519260Oh god, you people are actually going to run with this aren't yougood night MLPG
>>11519269>"I'm lazy so I'm going to cry about my problems until someone else fixes them"no, fuck that
>>11519287
>>11519226At least the shallow fucks that voice act here don't cry for attention.
has anyone even seen a girl in real life yetI'm not convinced
/what di you call it when Applejack lays down in bed>? a hoedown!
>>11519315I'd fuck that pony
>>11519315yes, seriously
>>11519325Im pretty sure Ive done the thing with a few of them
>>11519341But Applejack is a pure maiden
>>11519347if you must know, I wouldn't want to have to go with uploading it to derpibooru and reporting it because that causes extra trouble for the mods/users there, and if the guy who uploaded it was here in the thread, then it'd be much easier to just contact him and have him switch the files real quick
>>11519341
>>11519358>He says on MLPG.>Inironiclaly.
>>11519346What about this human?
>>11519358Indeed.
>>11519374Did she used to be a pony?
>>11519380But she's been defiled by your tiny dick
>>11519358Pure maidens?More like a great big snuggly wuggle buggy boo wittle little pony wony who is super huggy wuggy
>>11519388NoHer sister is a ponyTry to keep up
>>11519413Is that even possible?
>>11519372http://youtu.be/SnQ8hNSYhL8
>>11519421it could happen
>>11519402I have no idea what you're talking about. Unless you're insinuating that I am a cartoon and can somehow interact with cartoon ponies.
>>11519421Yes, it is
>>11519421ClearlyShe wouldn't have a pony sister if it wasn'tYou're not the sharpest are you?
>>11519457i try
>>11519434Y-you mean you're not?
>>11519374yes, I'd fuck her too.in the butt if she'd let me.
So what's going on guys
>>11519430Only on the hub?
>>11519508I don't knowwe're not talking about horsedicks so I'm not really paying attention
>>11519251can't I just have a normal marriage with her?
>>11519508Dumb sex talkNot of the cunnilingus variety so it really doesn't matter
>>11519508Nothing, what's a motto with you?
>>11519518>>11519527there's 2 kinds of people
>>11519508Nothing.no pony related newsNo interesting thing not pony related news besides Microsoft making the Xbone capable of competing with PS4.
>>11519540to be fair I'm the horsedick guy and I'd be interested in cunnilingus discussion if it were happening
>>11519540No, there's at least 5 kinds of people.
>>11519540Actually, I like both cunnilingus AND horsecocks.Straight oral sex and gay intercourse. It's objectively the best.
>that shameful feel after indulging in your fetishes or have a fake horsecock stuffed in you
I think I need to take a break from the internetA brownie just got me really upset and that's never happened before
>>11519579Why would a brownie upset you anon?That's ridiculous.
>>11519579Do tell
>>11519579Do you think Scootaloo styles her hair after Dash or is it just naturally that way?
21st birthday was last week. Went out and bought some rum. In a real pirate mood. I'm kind of wanting to start on a first big painting of ponies with a pirate-like setting. Can you guys give me some suggestions as to what to do with it?
>>11519574I don't know that feel anon.
>>11519001I love that alcoholic pony, she's so cute and i want to do so many lewd things to her I can't even think of them all right now
>>11519591It's embarrassing and I dont want to talk about it
>>11519579>being upset by best pastrymaybe it isnt the brownie anon, maybe its YOU
>>11519540what if you're both?
>>11519434That's what drawing is for.
>>11519574>tfw there are people that want the dick>tfw you want to give it
>>11519579A brownie? Thats more stupid then getting miffed by a kobold!
>>11519579A brownie or a brony?I would understand a brony making you upset, their very existence is upsetting, but brownies are delicious
>>11519603Was it a chocolate brownie?
>>11519599Captain Luna and First Mate Pipsqueak on the best ship in the Equestrian seas.
>>11519560There are only 10 kinds of people, those who understand binary and those who don't.
>>11519610>>11519552>>11519560JEEZ okay there's like9
>>11519626I GET ITHAHAHAHA
>>11519614>tfw you want it>tfw too much anxiety to meet up with anyone
>>11519614come find me plsI might resist a bit but I really want it, I swear
>>11519596>>11519617>>11519619Okay, short versionMap exploit, retard logic, lube and tolberone cardThats before my autism came out
>>11519315>You want to lick my hooves?
>>11519627Thats just stuoid logicJews aint "people"
>>11519599All ponies are piratesUnicorns on a ship, earth ponies on another, Pegasuses on anotherSea battle
>>11519644>tfw straight
Have you told pony you love her recently?
>>11519662This is the worst feel
>>11519626>Knowing binaryIts fucking uselessI want to make a hex joke but I can't think of F kinds of people
>>11519668>implying you can't experiment
>>11519614I know that feel, brother.
>>11519644>>11519650Anon plsStop making everyone sad>tfw Australian
>>11519614Would you bite me and hit me and choke me and call me a filthy faggotIf so call me
I miss the femanons
>>11519625>LunaPipShe's molesting that colt, that's rape.Even if he likes it and thinks about Luna in his room at night and gets that funny tickly feeling that makes his private parts get all hard, and it feels dirty but so good that he rubs it anyways until that big happy explosion feeling comes
>>11519693>BiteNope>Hit and Chokewuts ur number bb?
>>11519659>implying Twilight, Rarity and the other unicorns would be pirates and not under the service of the crown hunting pirates
>>11519696I miss the ponies.
>>11519696How can you miss something you never had
Would you?
>>11519702It's Florida
>>11519711probablysigh
>>11519654They're all sweaty you gross pervert, you like ponies and you're a human! You probably even think about licking my hooves and rubbing your thing, perv.
>>11519693I read that in an electronic voice ala Satisfaction.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r838pJCS2o0
>>11519705So Celestia is the Queen of Britain?
>>11519727Lyra pls go
>>11519693I'd punch you in the face and slap you til your face swelled up, fucking you hard in the ass the entire time with my hand clamped over your mouth and nose, holding you down while you writhed in desperation for air.
>>11519745something on your mind pinkie?
>>11519659>>11519625I guess I should elaborate a bit on what I have planned. Was thinking of doing them in a pirate bar/grotto thing like that EqPrevails bar picture but with a variety of creatures like dogs, batponies, whatever else. Luna in Barbossa's clothes, AJ in Sparrow's, Pip is there. That's all I kind of got.
>>11519749
>>11519745So...do you think Rarity would want to fuck me?
>>11519745the hulk wants 2 fuck that pone
>>11519757Is Pinkie asking that or is anon?
which pony would develop a crush on MONSIEUR MILLEERRRRGH?
