Why are you even still up? Pony is sleeping.>>11510610
first
>>11514284Our Princess.
where are bidets
>make new thread with new gif>5 posts too slowdammit
>>11514376Fund it
I heard we were talking about autistic keyblades last thread
But I am sleeping with pony.
>mfw James GandolfiniSopranos is show of the year every year
>>11514342My groceries contained a pony?
>>11514382One time I won a request from FacelessJR for bidet ponies but he backed out.
>>11514394
>>11514371All of them
What's new you lot?
how is BCS not banned yet?
>>11514413>>11514394i just contracted autism from these poststhanks a lot
>>11514419AM I SEEING THINGS
>>11514419Not much pony boy
http://i.imgur.com/UdFK9wR.pngsmoke pone every day
I love lanky ponies
This is the only horse who would truly ever love you.
>>11514419METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
BCS is a crazy bitchBubbles is a dunk fuckWho else?
>>11514382Japan.
>>11514419Give some of your drugs to that guy that wants to kill himself
>>11514432I really hope that's Lyra and not some disgusting stallion.
>>11514419how's prison
>>11514433me too
>>11514433
>>11514435I can live with that
>>11514435I'm pretty sure she wouldn't love me either
>>11514440You're mom is a slut.
>>11514413>Be playing My Radio on Grooveshark>13th Struggle comes on>Refresh /mlp/ front page>Sees this
>>11514386Cute.
>>11514467>you are mom is a slut
>>11514405Don't you remember going to the pony store?
>>11514452
>>11514452no that's Lyra swallowing a load
>>11514435simple and happy love is best love
drugs? whos got drugsgimme
>>11514452That's 63 lyra with a grill
>>11514440>Bubbles is a dunk fuckSeakingof which!Doing a reading if anyone wants to join inhttp://new.livestream.com/accounts/4122811/events/2132999
>>11514478Good job anon, you're gonna go far.
>>11514439>>11514429>>11514442Hi!>>11514442Point me to him.>>11514454I'd let you know if I was there.
>>11514502I don't think faces are supposed to work like that Fluttershy
New thread, new [songs].http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/
>>11514344>Why are you even still up? Because it's already morning again and I don't really feel like going to sleep when I have lectures in 2 hours anywayAt least I could see the sunrise for once
Daily reminder
>>11514435
>>11514489what is it about scruchy face that I love so much?
Ssssh.... Pinkie is asleep.
>>11514518>kawaii poop band
I think they missed a golden opportunity on the show by not giving Fluttershy a chronic stammering problem.Then she could have been called Stuttershy by the bullies.
Could pony beat molly in a fight?
>>11514528>gmod Twily>no wingsYou beefed it pretty hard
>>11514545>WAKE UP
>>11514369
>>11514537I need to her fuck someone to get up the corporate ladder.
>>11514547that is not a very good idea at all
>>11514546>audience: girls 6-12 years
>>11514528hasbro would make sure she was a pretty princess if they did let her do a cross promo tie in with smash bros.
>>11514518>kawaii poop bandThat was way funnier than it should be
>>11514510that's surprisingly arousing
>Finally, the Build-a-Bear program was apparently the most successful line in the store's history, with the initial run selling out in two weeks, and Twilight will be added in the fall.God damn
>>11514432I want to go on the stack and make Lyra gag on my disgusting bitter load as she tries to swallow it all
>>11514629
>>11514612Why the fuck aren't they adding the other ponies?I would buy the fuck out of a Dash or Fluttershy one.For $25 those are a steal.
>>11514450>dooq
Have another terribad art
>>11514608Just because you took off your trip doesn't mean your cuntfulness is covered up.
>>11514503
>>11514628>that last panelThe worst imaginable pain
>>11514629Your cum is bitter?What kind of shitty diet do you have?
>>11514644But you just copied another art
>>11514644>copying things other people have madepls
>>11514639u-unf
I want it.So I can cum on it.
>>11514558You are now realizing that because of Avengers Arena The Runaways are probably never going to get another book or appear in another book ever again.
>>11514655NOPENOSORRY BUT NOTHIS IS WHERE I DRAW THE LINEI'M OUT MLPGI'M FUCKING OUT
>>11514514ded?
>>11514604>Aliasing on the textAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
>>11514639Lyra is a machine, 50 bits for a blowjob, she blows through 10-15 customers a day
DANCE FLUTTERFAG DANCE
>>11514675you like ponies swallowing?
>>11514643
>>11514677You wouldn't cum on Derpy.
>>11514650>not eating mcdonalds all day every day
>>11514697It'd be much more pleasant to cum in her.
>>11514628>second face
>>11514642$25?! Damn, my last Fluttershy plushie cost me $450, and that one was used
>>11514697Oh yeah?http://i.imgur.com/aGBr6ZR.jpg
>>11514655That's it...
so are we not allowed to post dirty shit now or what
http://i.imgur.com/D8MFmoD.jpgsomeone turn this into EQG trixie pls
Not for sexual
>>11514706What kind of reaction is that?
>>11514677Those pictures of people cumming on pony figs give me the most shameful boner ever, especially this gif of a guy cumming on a Twilight fig, he just keeps going and going, I wish I could shoot like that
>>11514715
>>11514719>long day>those legsHaah!
>>11514726Why don't you go out there and eat some shit you fucking asshole
>>11514688
>>11514725Why is she mad?
>>11514725Blue board, so obviously not. You can just drop an imgur link though, we have a script (also listed in the linkboard) that automatically loads the pic if no other pic is attached to the postIs that really you?
>>11514725Same as it always was but they crack down on it more oftenheh crack
>>11514725We never were "allowed"I don't see any genitals on that though so I think it's okay?
>>11514686I'd rob a pony at gunpoint to get my fix, gotta get my ball drained by a horse twice daily
THIS IS IT, MLPGTHE POINT WHERE I CROSS THE LINE BETWEEN IRONIC AUTISM, OR REAL GENUINE AUTISM. WHEN YOU CAN'T TELL IF THE PERSON WHO DREW THIS IMAGE IS SERIOUS.THIS IS THE FINAL LEVEL.
>>11514693it's so mesmerizing
>>11514763I like how Sanic is going 'nothing to see here people just... just move along'
>>11514756>genital-less poniesunf
>>11514763I'm gonna go with "he was serious"
>>11514763butbut whyWHY
>>11514763It's pretty bad but still better than me
>>11514686why would you say such things
C'mon, [songs] are easy!
>smaller than average.pnghttp://i.imgur.com/NHr1a2o.jpg
>>11514732http://i.imgur.com/8sqZuy7.gif
>>11514686nigga please, this pony can make you see stars with her tongue
>>11514679Nico is alive again, already
>>11514763>THIS IS THE FINAL LEVEL.HAHA MORTAL FOOLTHIS ISNT EVEN MY FINAL FORM
>>11514763That's it, I can't feel pain anymore.
>>11514763Why did it have to be FlutterDash
>>11514795Pone balls should be apple sized
>>11514802>you will never make a pony faint with the sheer volume of your load
>>11514732I know that feelhttp://i.imgur.com/Zt74G4s.jpg
http://www.mypillowpartner.com/WHAT PONY DO I GET PRINTED ON HERE
>>11514836
>>11514749Because some city slicker just clicked his heels at her and earlier smacked her tush.He's ded>>11514754yes
>>11514836>kid walks in with an Al Qaeda bodypillow>awkward stares
>tfw it sort of rained for a bit in SeattleSO CLOSEI WANT MY COLD RAINY NIGHTS BACKFUCK THIS HEAT AND SUNI WANT TO BE WET
>>11514854>Seattlethank you nathan?
>>11514795>you will never fondle a big pony
>>11514854unf yeah you do you little slut
>>11514828Second best ship is also the most autistic ship.It can't be helped.
Any good new unfs lately?
>>11514809Chase is probably going to die then.
http://crinkleloo.tumblr.com/ So, how's everyone feel about Pony tumblr's today?
>>11514874You would think at this point I wouldn't care when some one really terrible likes something that I do but it still hurts a little.
>>11514869You, yes you, good job.
Just when you think it couldn't get any better
>>11514888Probably But then at least he will be with Gert.
>>11514875http://e621.net/post/show/341118/2013-anus-baking-black_body-blue_eyes-blush-book-bthis is the latest unf that i jacked my wang to
>>11514893
>>11514874Is it weird that I thought of a whole moment of that picture as soon as I saw itLike events leading up to it and shit
>>11514868>you will never roll him around in your hands>you will never lean in and feel his warmth pressing against your cheek
>>11514892Thanks for ruining my night.
>>11514893Just let your body go numb, anon. It's what I do.
>>11514875http://e621.net/post/show/339088
>>11514912I think that's what a good picture strives to do.
>>11514915>you will never be his little spoon
>>11514836>I will never be some kid's hug pillow
>>11514850
>>11514905https://e621.net/post/show/340285/
>>11514930I was trying to figure out that red sonic's face wasn't part of applejack when I read the filename and laughed.
>>11514930>that pictureYou've gotta be echidna me
>>11514925why is μt such a qt
>>11514942Shut yo mouth pig.
>>11514875the unf-est
>>11514930Why Knuckles though?
>>11514954
>>11514943thats the one in the set i came to
Transformation
Change song filetype to .oggCheck the sounds box in the quick replySelect image and [audio]Post!Put something in brackets so people can tell there's something there.
>>11514966unf
>>11514966sizeplay?
>>11514931There was a whole second I had the sensations and smellsWhat the fuck is going on man
>>11514966Would you a disgusting filthy neckbear anon that got turned into a pretty mare?Hard Mode: he still sounds the same
>>11514804>>11514686http://i.imgur.com/suRU0Cj.jpgPonies just love to suck dicks, they think it's cute when you scrunch your face up, buck your hips, arch your back, and groan while they milk you dry. They like teasing you and seeing you recoil and gasp when they give you a nice slow lick across your ultra-sensitive head after you've just drained your balls down their throat. They're born to suck cocks, they've got muscular and dextrous velvety lips and tongues, warm little mouths, and big innocent eyes.
>>11514953He's the only man I'm homo for.No homo.
>>11514925moot is cute in an awkward nerd kind of way.Why can't all weebs be cute like him?
>>11514936>you will never feel his strong legs hold you close>you will never feel his immense package between your legs
Oh my fucking god. Guys. Derpibooru is a gold mine.
>>11514979>he still sounds the sameHAHAHAHAHAHHAHNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPE
>>11514966There is only one artist that has ever drawn TF that I like. No other artist can do that for me.
>>11514988Come on grandpa, get with the times
>>11514979I'd make him go through a vocal transformation too, forcing him to listen to clips of fillies for hours until he got the voice down.Then I'd mentally break him a bit, make him more child like
http://i.imgur.com/tmjen0V.jpgWe need better ballsucking.
>>11514978It's just really relateable I think. Beaches are a pretty cool place to hang out at night with friends.Actually the first time I got laid was on a beach
>>11514344Because I don't have a pony to sleep with
Oh no, the pony is asleep.
>>11514964Is that your favorite Wolf Nanaki picture?
well aprently my vdeo got borked but I only found out about it half an hour after the fact and I'm too inebriated to do anything about it so I'm just going to post pone the reading for anothe r time,. Probably SundayAlso how about a joke?knock knock
Which pony enjoys smoking weed everyday the ost?
Mistakes into miracles
>>11515034I cast Ultima
>>11515011Mine was in a moving car but that's not relevantI honestly thought it was some sort of fair, not at the beach
>>11514929I can't figure out how to max out the meterwhat's the trick?
>>11515047I think it's both. The floor is a little ambiguous but the palm trees in the background and the hot dog poster give it a boardwalk kind of feel.
>>11515010Fuck yes, that feels amazing. It's very under-appreciated, getting your balls sucked hard while cumming makes your toes curl involuntarily.
>>11515034Well wake her up. Pony isn't allowed to sleep.
>>11515056Each of the ponies are different, but get the clear bar close to the end, when it starts blinking, lower both settings to low.
>>11515042Bong pony does.bong pon idea rip in peace.
>>11515037Who's there?
>>11515036no not even close. that doesnt even make my top 10 nanaki pictures list
>>11514730okay, that's kinda cute and kinda funny
>>11515079You know what they say, "Never wake a sleeping pony."
>>11515056edginghow to do that will vary from pony to pony
>>11515092So what's your top favorite?
>>11515090cucumber
>>11515005>EA will never break you down into the perfect pet
>>11515010I want Celestia to lick me slowly from base to tip and suck on my head while Luna loudly slurps and slobbers all over my sack, sucking almost painfully hard
>>11515106If only I had the power to, anon.
>>11515096What happens if you do wake a sleeping pony?
>>11515103Cucumber who?
>>11515117Please write
>>11515100bonus points for effort
>>11515101>edgingI didn't know what this was until I started browsing MLPG, it's the only way I masturbate now. You guys know a lot about dicks.
>>11515117EA plsHonestly how attractive are you?
>>11515146lies and slander
>>11515119cucumbbers cut lengthwise!
>>11515118They'll be upset with you. You wouldn't want to upset a pony, right?
>>11515146Faggot.
>>11515161
PonyPoniesPonied
>>11515162i don get it
is there an oggchan embedder for GNU/Linux?
I can tell you're all a bunch of virgins.
http://i.imgur.com/ZlC5VJ8.pngWhy do all the female villains in this show have such sultry voices that make me want to lick their feet
>>11515129He can't write just like THAT.You need to egg him on. Give him hints and snippets of your perfect fetishistic scenario. More dicks, more cunts, fatter, juicier, louder, messier.You need to work WITH EA, Anon.
Would Dethklok play a show for ponies if they were asked really nicely?
>>11515171What if pony woke you?
>>11515146pone is for scrubbing.
>>11515176No shit Sherlock
>>11515188What distro does MLPG use?
Well fine then, last [song] since nobody cares. Maybe Friday MLPG will be more fun.
>>11515186>deletedOh Scruffy.You so wacky.
>>11515199Scrubbing?
>>11515102im not sure what the absolute best is but i am pretty sure i have fapped to the oreo dress pic the most
>>11515188Just use bash>>11515208#! _64
>>11515193I've "worked" with EA before but I'd like him to write a story.Wouldn't mind just a nice TF story.
>>11515195I'd be ecstatic.
>>11515186I was an adventurous masturbator as a teen, luckily I didn't get something stuck up my ass and have to go to the hospital. I'm more into self-control games.
>>11515218if it was the one about how my friends think of me as their private expert on animal bits and general sodomy I deleted it myselfI don't want to be seen as blogging, sorry
>>11515186>friends are watching some video about horse breeding between lectures>laughing their asses off at all the facts>mfw I knew all of those facts already
>>11515199>tfw you'll never give tiny Epona a bath.
Tirek for season 4 end Villain
>>11515189your mom's a virgin
>>11515146i would have sex with a colt but i am not a pedophile.try to explain that.
>>11515189Where do you think we are?
>>11515232I can't see this picture in any way cute at all after knowing what Tex drew
>>11515251Age is just a number.
>>11515144I like to think I'm not entirely unattractive, but I should probably hit the gym regularly.
>>11515232>>11515232http://i.imgur.com/lRg54sc.jpgwhat if you woke up with a pony suckling on you enthusiastically like a foal eager for a meal
>>11515232What if pone thinks you're being too soft with her, and doesn't want to be treated like one of those frissy froo froo pony's?
>>11515242It's fine anon. Stop being so self-conscious.
>>11515189>Starting to feel alright about myself these last few days>Someone says shit like thisEvery time
>>11515250So I'm Jesus?
>>11515189>I can tell you're all a bunch of virgins.Yeah, a bunch of twenty something virgins, obsessed with a preschool show, circle jerking it with each other. I can smell the virginity.You guys have never seen a single vagina.
>>11515220 ▲▲▲Scrubforce.
>>11515279You're a wonderful person, I'm sure you'll find someone nice.
>>11515227But anon, my motivation doesn't work that way.Writing is actually only something I enjoy in a collaborative setting.
>>11515261What atrocity did he draw anon?
>>11515281NoShe was artificially inseminated
>>11515245>me and friends go camping>there's a ranch or something nearby>walk by and chat with the guy with the horses>the horses mount>without a second thought, I say: "Is it estrus already?">friends look at me confused, and the ranch guy gives me a dirty lookYou did this to me, MLPG
>>11515261>I can't see this picture in any way cute at all after knowing what Tex drewThis. You ruined it Tex. I hope you're happy. There can be no more cute in your drawings. No more innosense.
>>11515251A stallion would either impale you to death or rip you in half.
>>11515285what are you trying to accomplish here
>>11515285>you haven't fucked a vagina>that means you've never had sex!Someone's not very open minded.
>>11515267I want a story about vanilla Anon who goes to Equestria under that hyper futa princess who shows him how to explore his sexual side.
>>11515242You're anon, and it wasn't a completely drab status-update blog-post, so it's fine.
>>11515286
>Ctrl+F "leak">No results>Ctrl+F "movie">No resultsFuck, did I miss it?
>>11515279You're a fucking pussy if you let stuff like this get to you. Grow some skin faggot.
>>11515227>one day anon was a human>and then he wasn't>but he wasn't very good at being a pony>so someone bapped him on the nose with a newspaper
>>11515301>not sneaking off at night to fuck a mareYOU HAD A CHANCE
>>11515225that doesn't work anymore, there is this https://github.com/dnsev/4csi can't get it to work, though.oggchan is also deprecated
>>11515274The ponies are too cute for that. How would you have to treat pony?
>>11515245>that awkward feel when you have to pretend to laugh at somethingI wonder if Twilight would know that feel
>>11515301But... isn't that just basic knowledge?
>>11515291>Then someone lies to me try to make me feel better
Hey, so anyway guys, I'm thinking about writing a story sometime and I wanted to hear your suggestions.:^)
>>11515306>what are you trying to accomplish hereJust a little wake up call to you dweebs. Hopefully some of you will regain your manhood and stop being pathetic failures at life.
>>11515251It's magic
>>11515338A sad one with a happy resolution
>>11515251>>11515305Would you let a horse suck you off if it was guaranteed not to bite? Look at that lip action, come on.http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/641/animal/mare-blowjob.html
>>11515298Tex anon eating out Lightning Lesbian and giving Applejack the D in a similar position that that photo
>>11515338more stoned pony shenanigans
>>11515341Uh, sorry dude, we don't do roleplaying here. Your Gilda is pretty spot-on, though.
>>11515338>fanfiction>writinglel>>>/mlp/
>>11515341ok, thank you.
>>11515322TRUST ME I WAS TEMPTEDI COULDN'T SLEEP IN THE TENT AND AT ONE POINT I WALKED TO THE RANCH BUT PUSSIED OUTFUCKFUCKTHOSE FAT MARE LIPS
>>11515341does it hurt to call someone a virgin while being one yourself
>>11515320>The idea of drinking out of a bowl grew on him>He even gave second glances at the collar his owner gave him
>>11515338Prepubescent girls.
>>11515353>tfw no eurobeat horse mare blowjob remix
>>11515353no thats stupid
>>11515310Well, will you help me write it?
>>11515341
>>11515353He said colt, not mare.
>>11515338write about girl ponies kissing.
>>11515320>>11515370>"Bad pony," they said.>But Anon didn't know what he did wrong.>Anon sat down in shame anyways.>Maybe she should pay attention to his lessons
>>11515361
>>11515357Link?Sounds like when our resident computer had a malfunction and wrote a Twilight fapfic.It happens.
>>11515365I'd be scared shitless of being caught and getting myself in the paper. The thought of a big, soft, warm marevag clenching my cock in a deathgrip is a huge temptation, I need to know what that feels like before I die.
>>11515338I hate pics of pony smoking pot
>>11515385A colt could do that too
>>11515381Maybe. Been meaning to practice my writing, but I feel shame every time I get aroused. Why do you like collab ERP?
>>11515370>he was hesitant at first, so master poured some rum & coke in to a little bowl>he sniffed at it but backed away>master pours in a bit of grenadine and mixes it up>pony laps it up>it's delicious
>>11515409Cumming while high feels really nice, you should try it sometime
>>11515409Well fuck you.
>>11515431is the candy on the show real?
>>11515429>>11515431Maybe I should tell you to go fuck yourself you dirty pothead hippy
>>11515431>Bonmon
>>11515409do you even 420 blaze it?
>>11515406What kind of charges do you get for that? I guess bestiality itself is illegal. Then trespassing, then probably something about animal abuse or property damage or something?
>>11515388
>>11515431That is a very nice and saved picture of ben ben
>>11515418It keeps me on my toes, there's constant feedback as to whether or not I'm doing a good job, there's a time pressure to keep me focused instead of drifting off to something else, yet there's moments of rest so I don't have to sustain focus for extended periods.
>>11515319My self worth is directly related to how long it's been since I've remembered my failingsIt's not him that crushes me. He just reminds me
>>11515388>>11515372>>11515358I like all three of these combined. I hope I remember to do this, and better yet actually do it.>>11515409I'm sorry, here's a pony butt as my apology
>>11515441>"You bet your cutie mark it is.">"Even the rock candy."
>>11515416I'd rather fuck a colt in the ass or let him fuck me in the ass~
>>11515447>i dont like something>that means no one else is allowed to like it
>>11515460Marisa shitFlandre love
IS THE PONIES ON THE SHOW REAL?
>>11515460That's not the picture I posted
>>11515477>This person doesn't like what I like>That means he's automatically trying to get me to hate itWeedfags are so obnoxiousback to pone
>>11515486
>>11515477I DON'T LIKE THING
>>11515447Who is this dweeb.
>>11515458>property damage>for wrecking that pussy
>>11515458>Bestiality is illegalstate by state, country by country,but yeah, I imagine that counts as animal abuse, vandalism, and trespassing.
b-bark
>>11515353This is the one that got me. I was drunk, hadn't cum in a few days, and I watch it, thinking I'll just have a laugh. The orgasm felt like a lightning bolt exploding out of my penis, fuck that was so intense, felt awful afterwards, though.
I feel like strammin' metroid prime sometime. who'd want to watch? If not, drawing horses would work as well.
>>11515460>>11515496
>>11515510Fuck you I laughed hard.
>>11515475Somehow I doubt you've taken a dick in you, boy.And I'm saying that as someone who's forsaken touching their own dick during masturbation entirely.
>>11515305NOT ACCORDING TO MATHEMATICSColts would be pretty unsatisfactory really
>>11515514>vandalismI think that'd only apply if you destroy some sort of property in getting to the horse.
>>11515500Why does someone having fun bother you so much? Tell me how you really feel.
boopboopboop
>>11515510
>>11515514
>Gilda just called you Rainbow Dash while your were giving her a sensual paw and claw massageWhat do?
>>11515466Aw yeah.
>>11515458>>11515514In states where there's no law regarding bestiality, you can be charged with animal cruelty.
>>11515466Best butt
>>11515496good because I had no idea what you were trying to tell me.
>>11515538See>>11515510
>>11515548
>>11515550Enjoy my new life as a pretty rainbow pegasus
>>11515533>And I'm saying that as someone who's forsaken touching their own dick during masturbation entirely.H-holy shit.Teach me your ways, senpai
>>11515550go faster
>>11515486As real as anything else that your senses interpret.
nanaki
>>11515353>that cock>that moanWhat the fuck MLPG
>>11515533Nicole?
LEEK YET?
>>11515570Proabably prostate stimulation man.
>>11515533>And I'm saying that as someone who's forsaken touching their own dick during masturbation entirely.I am not worthy to be in the same thread as you
>>11515533>And I'm saying that as someone who's forsaken touching their own dick during masturbation entirely.What?
>>11515533>Prostate only orgasmYou lucky cunt>tfw you'll never find a sub you can make cum from anal
>>11515548>live in Washington>thanks to the Mr. Hands debacle, anything involving a horse is a felony
>>11515548>Bestiality is a misdemeanorSo... as someone who doesn't get in trouble with the law that means... a fine?
another fine broken heartadvice?I'm really fucking tired of picking up the pieces of myself over and over. I'm just staring at the drawing, hating it, hating myself, hating what this little pony picture means to me now for tonight... if I finish it, it will be like another roadsign in a long highway of fail.
>>11515464I'm just self conscious about the whole thing. But if you really want to, then sure. Also, I was the guy who made that little backstory for her since you didn't want to.
>>11515570not that guy, but it's possible to have hands free orgasms using just your mind, I've seen videos of it
>>11515539>Why does someone having fun bother you so much?
>>11515550Gilda is a queer bird.
goodnight
PURPLE
>>11515550IS SHE GOING TO RIM ME?
You still have to go to court for a misdemeanor.
>>11515554I mentioned that.
>>11515423>He starts wearing the collar around the house>He even gets up on the master's lap, belly up and let him rub his belly>Anon even eats out of his master's hands.
>>11515608I had fun with my parents once and it was awfulI refuse to let fun happen to anyone else.
>>11515599at most, jail. not scary prison. it's a slap on the wrist. the first time.
>>11515608That's the root of it though, isn't it? It really burns you up to see somebody having fun with their friends, and you feel like you deserve to be happy more than they do. Does it hurt?
>>11515570Get a sex toy. It doesn't have to be large -stuffing yourself full to bursting is satisfying, but in many ways four or five inches is better for the purposes of getting off.>>11515589Exactly.Uncrew the head of your shower hose,press it up to your butt, turn it on for a few seconds and flush it out 'till you're squeaky clean.Then, stick your sex toy into your butt at an upwards angle -you aren't trying to fill your entire colon, but rather press against a magic button that rests up against your dick.It is the best feeling in the world. No substitute, at all.
>>11515338oh my godi thought you got prisonshanked
>>11515614Goodnight, gay miniaturized horses.
>>11515614Saved.Night.
>>11515615Fun fact.Traced from lolicon.You're a pedophile if you like taht image.
>>11515601take it back to tumblr BCS
>>11515337Fine then, you're a virgin and you're going to be alone forever.That's what I get for trying to cheer someone up
>>11515664Your face was traced from lolicon
>>11515648They're not gay.They're bros.
>>11515602There's no need to be self-conscious, though I will admit that's the benefit of greentexting. It lets you get comfortable with collaborative writing without committing anything serious. You can always just close the tab and do something else, you know?And thanks for the backstory! Like I said, the general made her for me so I figured it would be more fitting for her to stay defined by MLPG.
Which pone would you accept as your qt 3.14 marshmallow gf?
>>11515664You keep saying that but you never show us what lolicon.
>>11515664fun fact.you are an idiot.
>>11515664I have yet to see any evidence to support this claim.How do you trace lolicon and end up with a horse anyway?
>>11515641I've done the shower head thing using the pulse setting and holding it on the underside of my glans. You can feel the orgasm building slowly, it's a really unique feeling, I love it. Make sure you brace yourself against the wall because your knees will buckle.
>>11515619What if you just say you're guilty? Surely it'd save everybody money and you might get fined less for owing up to it?Chances are if you get caught fucking a horse, there's not much else you can say you were doing.
>>11515601You are an artist because you have good taste, not because you have skill. Yet the best artists feel the same way, because your taste will always outpace your skill. Your skill might, however, outpace our aesthetic taste, so post it please.
>>11515664Protip:Every nude model and pornstar has been a kid once.If you masturbate to people, you're a pedophile.
>>11515688Spike
>>11515688Twilight Sparkle!
>>11515640I've played this game a million times before and it's best not to answer because it's always a trap riddled with false accusations,dumb assumptions and boring youtube-tier armchair psychology.
>>11515688RarityDYE marshmallows?
>>11515705trap spike?
>>11515699>If you masturbate to peoplelooks like im safe thennnnnnnnnnnnnn
>>11515697Lawyers can get you out of damn near anything if you have a good one. I'd imagine you can settle out of court.
>>11515705But Spike's a boy pony.
>>11515691>>11515692>>11515695you guys, seriouslyThis is like someone saying "i'm 12 and what is this" and everyone going "Nu-uh, you're not twelve! you've never proved it!"
>>11515630>"I wear the collar all the time now, I just feel more comfortable with it on">"who would say no to a bellyrub? That's just silly.">"I keep telling him I can catch a treat in my mouth, but he won't toss them to me. I don't know what his deal is"
>>11515688All of the ponies.Although I'd like to snuggle Fluttershy the most. She'd squeak a lot, I imagine~
>>11515695Some guy yesterday was actually complaining that some lolicon was traced from CP. Only the anatomy was fucked up, and the heads from anthro.I guess this guy is making fun of that guy, but I don't really know any more.
>>11515721yes
>>11515691FUN FACTTHIS IS 50% OF ALL BRONIES
>>11515713Do you get angry when you see children running around and playing games with their friends, giggling and smiling?
>>11515688I want to have Fluttershy as my personhorse garufriendo.I want to tell her I want to do it "pony style" and pull her hair as I ride her hard.
>>11515738I thought that was Adam from Myth busters.If it's supposed to be the Amazing Neckbeard, he needs to be fatter, and have a microdick.
>>11515698alright give me a minuteit's not even finished, it's crap
>>11515755He has a microdick.
>>11515743Yes, I get so mad that I spend a week inside a dark abandon workshop trying to make a machine that can suck all love out of Children.
>>11515688Twilight, and I'd make love to her tenderly and slowly until she squirted across the room
>>11515594Boys don't need to use their dicks to have amazing orgasms and be sexually satisfied.In many ways, if you know how to do it (and training is time-consuming and difficult, I must admit)taking dicks feels far better than using your own.
"This is traced from lolicon, you're all pedos" is a pretty dry meme at this point, similar to "fake, this is photoshopped, you can tell by the pixels".
Ok, i am looking for the screen cap of the thread someone made a long time ago. It was an "I dont get the appeal thread, a woman in a bikini was posted and a bunch of horsefuckers photoshopped her with hooves crotchtits etc. If ANYONE has the pic saved i would love for somone to post it. If not,SUMMON CAPPER GENERAL
>>11515767What about prostate stimulation and stroking yourself at the same time?
When's the last time one of your friends asked you to go out?
>>11515644No, I've just been busy.
>>11515738>how dare that neckbeard weenie criticize Anita!
>>11515688
>>11515787Yesterday. We were supposed to go tonight. I waited an hour and a half. He stood me up.I'm getting drunk home alone now.
>>11515526I;d watch it!
>>11515685F-fine... want to meet up in your /unf/ thread?
>>11515773This is traced from Lolicon
>>11515787Yesterday night.He said to be at his house by noon.I overslept. Fuck you, MLPG
>>11515773is it really?I only heard it once before and the faggot was serious
Tell me about your best pone fap of all time, the one that made you squirm and moan
>>11515787Yesterday at a pool party How is that pony, thought?
>>11515806Sure! <3
>>11515785that's happened several timesif you're looking for capper general you're in the wrong thread
>>11515807You should draw the rest of this horse.
Don't mind me, just posting the best slut.
>>11515815NoHe probably wasn't.
>>11515797>bait
>that rainbow dashxgilda doujin on derpibooru
>>11515815Someone posts it every time that picture of Twilight is posted.>>11515615But that's the only time I ever see anyone say it.
PINKIE PIE IS GOING TO READ YOUR COMICS
>>11515787Sunday when we played some tabletop RPG.
eye have you
>>11515787We were playing games together on teamspeak. It's summer and we're all in different states even for jobs and internships until the fall semester.
>>11515786That's an interesting question that has a disappointing answer.I've found prostate stimulation actually dulls the sensation of stroking my dick -less a wonderful gestalt than pursuing two avenues half-assedly at the same time.However, if you simply wear a plug or a dildo and don't focus on your prostate,it does enhance the feeling. Filling yourself up is pleasant even if you completely ignore your prostate,though only enough to enhance standard masturbation and not cause full-blown orgasms.
>>11515839...will you be my friend?
>>11515830What kind of slut is that?
>>1151578718 months agoIf I didn't pester them I wouldn't have any friendsI'm not sure that I can say that I do have friends
>>11515840Ok. She can read them. My comics are for reading.
>>11515844WORDS THAT KILL
>>11515803My friend hasn't called me since I was in 8th grade, I can call him and go hang out, but he never calls me. I assume it's because I'm depressing and scare all the girls away, so I only see him once every few months because I don't want to ruin everyone's fun.
I bet Sunset Shimmer tastes like these
>>11515808That is a very sexy purple pony.
>>11515816>the one that made you squirm and moanNever happened. Not even with non pony stuff.
>>11515840PINKIE NOIF YOU READ SUPERIOR SPIDER-MAN YOU MIGHT DIE OF RAGEEVEN YOU CAN'T OVERCOME SLOTT
>>11515862Why would you eat a pony?
shhh
>>11515854An appropriate one!
MLPG, should I go get beer?
>>11515875That pony sleeps in the nude?? Gross.
>>11515850>My Little Pony General
>>11515871Have you ever tried pony?Particularly neon ponies?
>>11515854Its the original character kind.
>>11515875>>11515876fluttershy are you trying to seduce me
>>11515871He's not talking about flesh anon. At least I hope not.I always assume "X mare must taste like Y flavor" to refer to vaginal secretions.
>>11515823Oh, well it was sort of a tropical pic, no skin recolor. It was one of those more epic threads where everyone joined in. Well how DO we summon capper anyway?
>>11515860This world... has no more room for snakes.
>>11515895that pony looks boredwhy don't you entertain pony
>>11515871I was talking about her vaginal secretions.
>>11515785ha, i know what you are talking about, i saved them all.but theres no way i could find it in my mess of a folder
>>11515867You'll get one eventually. I don't make any noise at all when I cum, the few times I've moaned it's been involuntarily, it happens with really intense orgasms.
>>11515816Celestia teaching Twilight about being okay that being an alicorn turns you futa. Celestia was being dominated as Twi rammed her huge cock into her.
>>11515852I thought you'd never ask!
>>11515912That might be tonight's fap for me.
First horse name to get doubles is the best waifuApplejack
>>11515895xie!How's the pregnancy going?
>>11515912>>11515816>That darf ficHoly shit. Me too, I was just about to reply with thatI fapped to it about 6 timesIt was just after I realized that my dick was pretty big
>>11515871Because I was so sa hungery O could eat a horse!
>>11515787...friends?
>>11515904I'd play hacky sack with pony
>>11515787>MLPG>friends
>>11515935link?
>>11515937
>>11515912wheres the linkthat sounds like something I might enjoy reading for scientific purposes.
>>11515911I highly doubt that. My sex drive is more or less dead by now
>>11515816I used that frenulum edging technique while reading a few fics, I can't remember the name of it, but it's one where Twilight uses her magic to hold Shining down and suck him right to the edge, then she makes him say that he loves her before she lets him cum.
>>11515934AHEM.Sorry, dearie, but visiting hours are over. D'you even know what time it, dear? You should be asleep!And that goes for you too, Mr. Expecting. Go on, hush. Time to go to sleep. No buts.
>>11515950http://www.fimfiction.net/story/88772/1/royal-instruction/royal-instruction
I'd sure like to go to FILLY delphia AHARRHARRHARRHARRHARR *is shot*
>>11515966Geez, were you this grumpy when your husband had kids?
>>11515956Being happy and appreciative that the other person orgasmed is such a turn on for me.
>>11515935It was pretty meh till the part where Celestia came.
>>11515816celestia summoning a loli to canterlotshe pleasures the lolithen she summons a bunch of fillies to lick her all overand then she summons a colt to "service" herand celestia is watching
>>11515956Does she make me eat her out now to clean up my mess?I sure hope so
>>11515816Darf butt battle fic.
>>11515961Try horny goat weed, catuaba, and muira puama, they sell the pills on Amazon, but it's cheaper to get it in powdered herb form. Catuaba and muira puama also increase your cognitive ability, there's been studies done on them.
>>11515816probably some furry shit that made me feel terrible 5 minutes later
>>11515980it's a turn on for me for the top to be kind enough to use me and fill me up, so of course i'll be thankful
>>11515961you say that now. but the Devil is a stranger to no man. we just haven't found the connections. we will. it's our raison d'etre. why do you think we're still here? we pull you down into sin and hell with us.
>>11515935I actually made a story in my head about a week later when Twi wasn't so ashamed of it. I've came so many times to it that I'm thinking about writing it out for you niggers...
>>11515946would pony be better at hacky sack than you
>>11515973BCS will you marry me
>>11516006You fucking better you little shit
>>11515988>eating your own creampiesI wish more artists did this. Then again, most aren't bisexual.
>>11516006DO IT MANDO ITPLS DO
>>11515979Ohoho, please. I'm very flattered, dear, but I'm not actually married right now.Now get going, it's too late for strapping lads like you to be about...~
>>11515994The one with Derpy and Applejack? The one where Applejack doms you and gives you a footjob got me rock hard, the dirty talk finished me off. 40 oz bounce is another good one, I've had plenty of good faps from Darf's stuff.
>>11515997>horny goatunf
>>11515787Whenever i'm in town they usually do every day.
>>11516006pls
>>11516017>>11516026B-but I'm scared about sharing it and ashamed that I like it so much!
>>11516028Nurse my penis is all inflamed and swollen, and it's leaking, what do I do?
>>11515997I actually already tried that horny goat weed thing, didnt work at all though
Will I like this fic or will it emotionally tear me to shreds?https://www.fimfiction.net/story/95892/the-chaotic-touch-of-harmony
>>11516006>not so ashamedThe shame is the thing. The key. Bring the shame.
>>11516041Do itJust fucking do it
>>11516028appledan pls
>>11515787Out?What is.....out?
>>11516028Sure, sure, I'm going.When do you get off work, anyway? It seems like you're always here sometimes.
>>11516041you're anonymousalso futa twislut is a great idea
>>11516046>System whipped cream, X on systemI want to play but I don't know what this means.
>>11515787Mexican food after an E3 party
>>11516046>spread whipped cream on Luna Dushdastwho the hell is that
>>11515987>then she summons a bunch of fillies to lick her all over>and then she summons a colt to "service" her>and celestia is watchingWrong.Celestia turns out to have a dick.
>Tfw impossible to get off to normal porn because I cannot imagine myself as the slutty mare and the idea of being a human female is bothersome.
This one's my favorite.I wish I knew...
>>11516049Where'd you get it? I got mine from mountainroseherbs, they list the dosage for the powder on the site. Shit tastes awful.
BONBON YOUR SUGAR IS BURNING
>>11516050>>11516050I honestly think a peanut butter cup could emotionally tear you to shreds
>>11516068
MLPG please helpI was...I was just sitting here on the internet, mining my own business when Rainbow Dash broke through my window. I thought it was cool, but she just held me down and started hitting me really hard, calling me bait the whole time. It was hours ago and I'm covered in bruises and I'm really upset
>>11515897Ask /mlp/this is mlpgwe like to think we're different
>>11516064>futaGoddamn indecisive bicurious little shits and their repressed cocklust ruining perfectly good females.Nothing wrong with liking colts or fillies. Both are wonderful.Don't mash 'em together into some nonsensical clusterfuck.
>>11515787Just went on a hot dateits like a date with a friend but you have to pay for everythinggot to snuggle so im happy
>>11516068"please get these off of me"
>>11516069It's a joke.Look at the background and the last few options.
>>11515964http://www.fimfiction.net/story/107126/right-now-big-brotherThis is the one, it's hot as fuck.
>>11516093>mining
>>11516068Horses really just do not give a fuckIf Pinkie Pie was real, you'd be more energetic then her
>>11516093Is she still there?
>>11516069If your birthday is the 5th of november you System whipped cream, Lightning Dust on system.
>>11516091Like, Reeses Pieces?you are now remembering that horrible "you got your chocolate in my peanut butter" commercial
>>11516004oh my god this
>>11516091BCS = idMT = egored = superego
>>11516113No, she broke a second window leavingI'm afraid she'll come back
>>11516111But anonI'm deadHow can i be more energetic than pinkie?
>>11516111Lies. I'd nap on pone all day.
>>11516099But I like boys and girls and traps and trannies and futas I just like sex
>>11516099thank you tiny appleyou are truly the voice of reason
>>11516111I really doubt that
>>11516140and pony wouldnt even know you were there they are so damn lazy
>>11516115>"you got your chocolate in my peanut butter"but those were the peanut butter cups
>>11515816Beastranch pink pussy vid, there's copies up on /rs/. A guy fucks a white mare in heat with a beautiful pink pussy, she winks and drips marecum while he fucks her. She grunts a few times toward the end before he cums.
>>11516120it's so fun to just fall on top of your partner, leaking everywhere, feverently mumbeling "thankyouthankyouthankyou" over and over
Oh, this is a good fic.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/95892/1/the-chaotic-touch-of-harmony/prologue
>>11516155That sounds nice.
>>11516114I still don't know what that means. What is "system whipped"?
Goodnight all, enjoy the horse
Why can't pony just wait until they are married to pony another pony?
>>11516004>>11516120What is it babe, you gonna cum? It's okay, just let it happen... Mmmm... Oh my, it's so warm in me. Thank you...
>>11515803>>11515814>>11515820>>11515841>>11516036>>11516071>>11516101Well that's depressing
>>11516142The difference is that the first four exist.If you want tits and a cock, find a pre-op transgendered female to fuck. Futas don't exist.
Sex ratingEarth ponies > Unicorn ponies > Pegasus poniesEarth stallions don't need gay magic or flying and definitely know how to rut a mare.
>>11516108he's one of those bitcoiners
>>11516115reeses pieces are just the peanut butter in a candy shell so no, not like reeses pieces
>>11516142>I just like sexThis nigga right here!
>>11516180>pony ponying pony
>>11516099>ruining perfectly good females>femalesstop that
>>11516088Not sure anymore from which producer it was since its been a while, got it from amazon though
>>11516180Nigga got to bust a nut, knowwhatimsaying?
>>11516184But i'm almost never in town
>>11516185Already have
>>11516194I know right?
>>11516180Premarital ponying is already illegal
We talking about the stack again?
What if pony reticulated splines?
>>11516189lelBut unicorns have horns! Horns are so useful!and they go into fun places
>>11516216Pony would need to be always online.
>>11516129So BCS is irrelevant now?
>>11516189Alright, that may be but we need to be acknowledge another scale:Cuddle ratingPegasus ponies > Earth ponies > Unicorn ponies
>>11516099I like chicks with dicks because I associate dicks with power and dominance.Sure I could be dominated by another guy, but there's just something 10x more sexy about being dominated by a girls or mare with a huge dick.
>>11516189>you will never be an extra-sensitive pegasus being rutted into the ground by an earth stallion with seemingly endless endurance
>>11516099It's not gay if it's a woman's dick.
>>11516201n-not really
>>11516197Exercise helps a lot too, being sedentary reduces testosterone levels. This is the best stuff I've found for libido and energy, I take it every day except for weekends with muira puama, catuaba, and ashwaganda. You honestly don't need the other stuff, that longjack extract is great.
How are our horsefucking levels tonight?
>>11516229cuddliest
>>11516229I agree completely
fart fart fart faaaaaart
>>11516142>>11516194my nigga, I just love busting a fat nut, guy, girl, animal, as long as it's got a warm hole and mouth
>>11516229>wing hugs
>>11516223I must agree
>>11516253very highit's wonderful
>>11516245>You'll never have his cum drip out of your cunt leaving a trail of juices and spunk
>>11516253Pretty high.
>>11516254I've had this discussion twice before. We've come to the conclusion both times that Fluttershy is the best cuddle.
>>11516251http://www.amazon.com/Longjack-200-Bulk-Powder-Grams/dp/B007PB529G/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1371705754&sr=8-1&keywords=longjackoops
>>11516247Gay men tend to be the less attracted to shemale/herm stuff than everyone else.
Pone should sleep
>>11516267>tfw you will never get a wing hug
>>11516245>>11516272http://i.imgur.com/WOPlGkG.png
>>11516267not wing massages?feathers are soft
>>11516292What's sleeping pony mumbling?
>>11516271>someone greentexted to my picture>someone else saved itDang
>>11516233>dicks with power and dominanceThere's your problem.What's wrong with being suffocated on a mouthful of cunt?True females are perfectly capable of asserting themselves over you,and in some respects *not* having a dick would be more impressive.
>>11516214But the most stacked pony was banned anon.
>>11516302About how much she loves you.
>>11516250>shields ain't actually for pussiesEvery time
>>11516297derpy?
>>11515816I got a small vibrator and strapped it to my cock with two hair elastics, then read a Rarity femdom fic while trying to hold out for as long as I could, cumming hands free is so nice
>>11516314>True femalesthey are not creatures
>>11516292Can I gently cuddle with them?
>>11516314shut the fuck up faggotwe don't give a fuck about your hateboner
>>11516251I already go swimming three times per week. I don't think doing even more sport will help me much, I'm pretty sure my brain is just fucked up. I dont feel joy about anything anymore either. Got the results for my bachelor thesis three days ago and the only thing I did was thinking "okay" and then going back to browsing /v/
>>11516314the fun things about ponies is there is a spell for literally every occasion
>>11516325Dark Souls has taught me well.
>>11516297Silly but I'd love to be in that's mare place
>>11516319
>>11516304it's nice knowing people orgasm to things you do, isn't it?
>>11516304oh i should've read it
>>11516297>his cutie mark is in production
If you found RArity on a street corner and gaver her money, what would you get in returrb?A hug and a plesent conversation
>>11516334Of course you can.
>>11516297>>11516353>>11516326Just an anonymous mareAnd the picture came out of the discussion of a pony who's special talent was projectile jizzing. i thought it'd be funny
>>11516298>tfw no wingjob ficsOh fuck those soft feathers tickling your shaft, that must be the ultimate cocktease, she can just keep going and going until the smallest touch of a single feather will make you explode
>>11516353It's a bullseye with a fat, white splat.
>>11516345
>>11516363
>>11516314Vaginas look gross to me.
>>11516372Would you that pony?What if he filled you to the brim?
>>11516363Hey handsome, want to take the ride of your life? I'll give you the best blowjob you've ever had for 40 bucks, I'm gonna take good care of you.
>>11516414I'd rather not but I probably would anyway
TransformationHypnosisDonutspremuskychubbycunny
>>11516400You are a fucking monster and I hope no human being ever loves you.They are beautiful and delicious, not to mention pleasurable if you're into that whole straight-intercourse nonsense.You deserve to be quashed under Mistress Rarity's thighs until you can learn to appreciate your food.
what's the deal with bowing ponies
>>11516372I cum really far, it's actually a huge pain in the ass. The first few spurts fly over my head easily.
What have you guys accomplished today?
>>11516446If that's disgust at those things then I agree completely
>>11516447I want to make her orgasm constantly for hours every day
>>1151642840 bucks?but I'm no good a hunting!
>>11516454Bowing is a common occurrence in Royalty/Fantasy themes
>The ponies all went to the beach.>Rainbow got there first a claimed a spot in the shade. >The others all showed up wearing pic related. >No one told Dash because they didn't think she'd care >Or even 'fit' one. How bad does Dash feel?
>>11516446switch donuts and musky and you have those in the correct order from most to least unf
>>11516466Well then stop jackin' off and find a hole to pump that shit into.
>>11516447>mind breakunf
>>11516363Scrubbles I leave for a few months and the first thing I see by you isn't a pun. I'm scared.
>>11516471Woke up, had a wank, watered my cherry tree, usual shit
>>11516369>>11516369That is nice to know.Fluttershy is the best cuddler.
>>11516471I lost my dice
>>11516471I've resolved to kill myself
>>11516447I am straightbut most still look straight nasty
>>11516483>Or even 'fit' one.I'm confused.Is this a flat-chest joke or are we in a weird alternate reality where Dash has beeg equestreean teetees?
>>11516489I'm an autist and I'm too nervous to call an escort
>>11516471Drew dumb things and nothing else.
>>11516400even horse ones?
>>11516483>Ponies wear nothing all the time>Put on unnecessary clothing to go to the beach
>>11516447>You deserve to be quashed under Mistress Rarity's thighsJokes on you, that's my fetish even if vajayjays are gross
>>11516496>>>11516478And all is right.
>>11516520But the dumb things are often the best things we draw.
>>11516471Woke up at 1AM. Cooked some food. Animated stuff.
>>11516474Best to worstI particularly like everything, don't even know why I made the list
>>11516513flat joke obviously.
>>11516483Dash would still not care at all.
>>11516475>>11516491You're both in luck. The first fapfic I wrote almost a year ago now explores exactly this subject -mind break, femdom, fetishistic cunnilingus.Enjoy.http://pastebin.com/vr8hxKnm
>>11516483She's just happy she's not getting fat.She should get really really fat.
>>11516545oh you are the dick hater?
>>11516471ruining my life, one pony at a time
>gifs now popping up from EqG but still no leakUNF https://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1371699373592.gifUh... https://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1371703966940.gif
>>11516522Marecunt is kinda pretty. I like the black ones with the bright pink insides., it looks really warm.
>>11516550this is an awfully unnecessary edit
>>11516504>You will never make sweet, gentle love to Fluttershy>You will never cuddle with her for twice as long afterwards, her being confident and affectionate about the results of your intimate moment.
>>11516483>It's the pet party all over again.>Dash decides she wants one.>Rarity gets excited and sings "Find a bra".
>>11516545oh hey, it's youI jerked it to "A Taste Like Apples" like a dozen times
>>11516545Oh hey, I didn't know you still came here.
What is something you do that you would never tell your favorite pony you did?Hard mode: nothing sexual
>>11516527You don't want weird sea creatures to swim up inside you and lay eggs.
>>11516583I went slow once.
>>11514986>you will never wake up with his taste on your lips
>>11516545>http://pastebin.com/vr8hxKnmaw yissAlthough I prefer a more slutty partner, this will do nicely~
>>11516567>now
>>11516496give me a minuteokWhy was Pinkie Pie sick?Because she had an infection. a yeast infection you know because she's a baker get it haha
>>11516583hard mode seems easy, i would always tell her about those
>>11516583I ate a fruit that wasn't an apple.
>>11516527Oh but it's the latest fashion darling!
Andrea has really pretty feet and cute toes, I like girls with big smelly feet
>>11516562No, I...well, I love cocks. Gay sex is great. But when it comes to oral, pussy all the way, man.>>11516576Pfffthst that thing sucks>>11516577Where the fuck would I go?
>>11516613i don't think she'd stick around for very long
>>11516614Doesn't Applejack grow fruits and vegetables that aren't apples?
>>11516588now that you mention it, no. no i don't want that.
>>11516583I chase heroin off foil from time to time, smells a lot like bbq sauce
>>11516610Well fuck me silly for having an actual life outside of 4chan.
>>11516250>perpetuating the stereotypeaaaaa
>>11516583I'd never tell her that I don't want to do work. At all. She'd hate that.
>>11516637she grows melons.
>>11516640>bbq sauceoh, god. you're going to start talking about tripmines and Four-Corner Days, aren't you?
>>11516583Sometimes I go fast instead of reading books.
is it time to waifu Faust already
Good night, MLPG
>>11516619And her legs are amazing. She is quite the biker.Would you feel better if you smelled her bike shorts after her marathon?
>>11516671go fuck yourself
>>11516650>having fun
>>11516611You done good.
>>11516661what
>>11516678sounds like a plan
>>11516671
>>11516659I need to download one of the comics one of these days and do some studies of the art in it.I really like the artstyle and they're very expressive pones. I wish to learn.
>>11516644Your place or mine?
http://zevponyart.tumblr.com/post/53336648578/Unf.
>>11516673She really would make a great wife, I like Canadian girls, I'd move there if it wasn't so hard to get a visa.
>>11516673
>>11516620>that thing sucksI don't even carethat's how hard I horsebando Big Macintosh
>>11516644
>>11516692oh fuck there goes my dick again
>>11516695SHE'S CHARGING UP FLUTTERSHY GET OUT OF THE WAY
>>11516636she shouldn't have told me all her stories first then
>>11516687thank you applejack i promise to make fun of you least of allhey what happens when a train with a cargo of boring shit hits a building full of snore pill? APLLEJACK
>>11516611I got one for you.Why did the pony cross the road?To get to the faggot's house.Knock knock!>Who's there?The pony.
>>11516673I would cum so hard while sniffing her bike shorts, you don't even know, that's one of the hottest things I can imagine
>>11516703Just like that? You have no idea who I am or what I look like.
>>11516711Is this from something?
>>11516747Yes
sex with gloomy
>>11516665>not waifuing faust all the time
>>11516673Keyword accepted. Let's talk legs.
>>11516751And what would that thing be?
>>11516673>>11516739I'd prefer if it was pony, but... niggas anyway.
>>11516741You got a dick?
>>11516747No.
>>11516747Animation of a con panel where someone got Andrea Libman to say "Stay out of my shed" as Fluttershy.
>>11516754>mechanical>routine>enjoyable
>>11516747
>>11516757WHOAFUCKTHOSE THIGHSWHOA
>>11516766Yeah, but that's one thing I'm not posting here.
>>11516747innocense.mov from youtubeI always felt the animation was a little pointless, despite looking nice
>>11516747yes
>>115167665.7 inches of solid steel
>>11516771https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=Hk2TSYd8_M8
>>11516757those are not pony legs.
>>11516806>>11516771Oh
>>11516757I'd prefer pony legs. Do you have any lanky ponies?>Image limitNext horse
>>11516839>>11516821we deal in humans, friend.
>>11516806I liked seeing the animation over her normal voice. It was kind of cute.
>>11516806>She had no idea what she did.
>>11516849disgusting
