Old thread: >>11508376Topic: Pick an episode from any of the three seasons that didn't get a song. You are given the opportunity to write a song for that episode. What would that song be about, and how would it sound (genre, feel)?
niggers first
Apple episode. About apples. Sounds like apples. Apple genre. Apple feel.
>>11510689
>>11510610>Deathcore>All the happiest episodes
>>11510610I vote that we get a self aware musical episode.The beat never stops.The songs never end.The curse of Broadway the Great lives on.
>>11510610Too many Pinkie PiesEvery single Pinkie Pie song up until that episode being sung at the same time
Slutty mare transformation
Not gonna lie, MLPG. EQG Twi is pretty cute. I really don't like her pony form wings though.
>open the marker locator>mfw 4 replies
>>11510713>in a capella
>last thread ended just barely after the bump limit
>>11510721the EQG designs are bad and nobody will convince me otherwise
>>11510713If you play them all on top of each other at 1/3 the speed you hear Pinkie saying "Applejack is dead" over and over.
>>11510604whoa someone colored something of minefeels good
>>11510733sometimes we're slowsometimes we're fast
>>11510738
>>11510610Sonic Rainboom.It would be like that it's cool to be bad song from the second Land Before Time.Or something. I dunno. The bullies would sing it.
>>11510733First I've seen in a long while, didn't even break 600.
Still animatin'/poniestuff
>>11510738Equestrian girl Rainbow Dash is pretty cute, I'd be her platonic friend
>>11510765you heard me
>>11510772You mean When You're Big?
>>11510747I didn't know you wanted me to color them
>>11510787You're entitled to your opinion, Anon! Just know she's rooting for you!
>>11510720
>>11510799Yeah that's the one
>>11510782I will admit they have grown on me a bit, and i do think EqD Dash is extremely cute. Honestly if they werent so lanky looking it wouldent be so bad
Guys I've thought a lot about it and decided that I love the Equestrian Girl film. I'm okay with this becoming a television series. Didn't want to admit it at first but Hasbro may have knocked it out of the park a second time.Are the dolls available for purchase yet?
>>11510809unf
>>11510859Hasbro internet defense force please go
>>11510859>Viral marketers in MLPG
WORDS THAT KILL
What time signature would you make the song?I'd do either 5/8 or 11/16 just so the children watching the episode think something is severely wrong with the song.11/16 is counted 1,2,3,4,5a,1,2,3,4,5
sweetie belle is a very squeaky and lovable filly
>>11510890>IWTCIRD>>>/mlp/iss
>>11510890Now put the pony face on the EQG.
>>11510898go away music nerd
>>11510878>>11510881Oh god it's DmC all over agian, hit the decks!
>>11510747You dared like 30 people to color it.I decided to bum you out by being the one to do it.
>>11510855The lack of the soccer ball necklace improves it, but her hair is still awful.Would not take to the prom.
>>11510904>four results>none of them are about a pony space station
>>11510905>>11510890YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT YOU'RE DOINGSTOP, BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE
>>11510898mission impossible theme pls go
>>11510898>just so the children watching the episode think something is severely wrong with the songWell that seems petty and mean
Unfortunately Equestria Online never got off the ground, which is a shame, I really wanted to spend all evening every evening pretending to be a pony with all of you and collecting apples to buy cute pony clothes and saddles.But maybe we can still get an EG MMO?
>>11510939>>11510930
>>11510930
>You will never party with pony
>>11510902has anyone noticed that as claire grows up sweetie's voice has become less squeaky and childishit makes me sadlisten to her season one appearances
>>11510942>stock pinkiePerfect
>>11510925Metal Gear
>>11510945>he hasn't already partied with pony
>>11510939So how difficult would it really be to make an mmo like that if you used pony sprites? There are already so many of those.
Pony is euphoric
>>11510945>You will never party with anyoneFTFY
>>11510942oh god it's horrifyinglike the sphinx
>>11510973Not with that attitude
>>11510951She won't squeak at all by Season 4 as her voice matures
>>11510942moar
>>11510942oh no
>>11510910B-but anon, I-I like music and stuff.O-okay ;_;
Spooning ponies
>>11510965sh-shut upi just haven't found the right pony yeti've been busythere are plenty of guys in their late twenties who haven't partied with pony yet
>>11510996Then she'll talk in a deep, husky voice?
>>11510965He hasn't partied with a pony? Not even a surprise party?
Hey night threadAre we hats tonight?
http://derpiboo.ru/352582>you will never go full-throtle face first into twilights ass
>>11510996D-don't remind me.
>>11511007Like Dr. Girlfriend yeah
>>11511018nono more hats
>>11511018i guess i could be down
>>11511019So is Twilight going to be wearing the crown for most of the series from now on?
So did EG leak yet?
>>11511019That thing is bouncyTwilight's been putting on the pounds since she got wings
>>11511023claire has been a teenager for some time nowshe has breasts and everything
>>11511019The day Spike became a man.
>>11510933Time signatures out of the norm make for good music.The kids would do well to learn a bit.
>>11511046I hope not, it's probably the silliest thing about her appearance right now. Doesn't pull it off like Celestia
>>11511050She's got to be a big pony now that she's a princess
>>11511055a dragon man?
>>11511052citation neededI checked Ponepedia and everything
>>11511039Okay cool I'll start it up as soon as it finishes updating.>>11511038But we can't play without you!
>>11511065>Time signatures out of the norm make for good music.Well that's an incredibly broad and inaccurate brush you're painting with.
>>11511052>Season 4>For no reason the CMC are now adults.>No explanation on how they got their cutie marks.
>>11510803Naw man, i was kidding, no one really had to color it>>11510920but it's cool that you did, and it looks great
>>11511071maybe he was just a dragon
>>11511080>the other young ponies however are all the same age still>this puzzles no one and is never acknowledged
>>11509036Celestia Quest is happening
>>11511050Well, she has no need to walk anymore, and she probably has to sit down even more now that she's a princessIf you add to that the fact that princesses are naturally bigger...well...
>>11511123With meaty hips
>>11511131are sweetie and scootaloo supposed to look high as fuck
>>11511131I'd that sweetie
>>11511154I don't think that's how the song goes, anon
>>11511168tickle her?
>>11511167yes
>>11511131Appebloom paints apples?
No hats until someone updates the server, I'm afraid
>>11511185tickle herblow a raspberry into her tummytake her out on a datekiss heretc.grown-sweetie is my waif
>>11511167They were smoking capes.>>11511190Yes. It's her super special talent.
>>11511190apple painting is canon
>>11511211u.waifu.
>>11511168>Congrats on becoming of age>........>Now let's fuck!
>>11511190I'd paint her apples if you know what I mean.
>>11510939http://www.legendsofequestria.com/If you want it finished asap, learn some skill they need and contribute!
>>11511228hey, if we do it for rumble...
HEY KRABB UPDATE THE SERVER YOU SHITTER
>>11511231Oh, how kind of you.
>>11511131Hey where the fuck is that Fluttershy picture, is it done yetcome on
>>11511250but I'd rather paint HER apples
>>11511236I'm bored
>>11511236>Telling people what they get to say and what they get to feellol
so is there a leak of EQG yet? I just want to go back to not being in MLPG all the time but I feel compelled to watch this movie first
>>11511267me toonothing is interesting
>>11511264Not if I paint them first.
>>11511280nope
>>11511274>feeling stupid feelings and thinking stupid thoughtslol
>>11511211>grown-sweetie is my waifThis is the text message that I was typing before the car that changed my life forever hit me in a head on collisionDon't text while driving.
>>11511295no waythose apple hips are MINE
>>11511295GOD DAMN IT I TRUSTED YOU
>>11511295>painting your horsesI guess you could say she's a horse of a different color
>>11511308I see you still managed to type up the captcha and hit "Submit"that's some serious dedication right there
>>11511288I'd say something like "mah nigga" but that's overused and boring
>>11511236but the FAQ says they're not accepting applications and I don't have any useful skills
>>11511337No.You can't say that.Ever.
>>11510799>>11510835Odd. I was just watching a YTP of that song.
>>11511258I'm literally working on it right now. Please b patienter.
>>11511337That's a joke I make a point of not making. It's right up there with "I'm a little hoarse." and "Why the long face?"If any of those horses walked into a bar I'd walk out.
sweaty ponies
Remember that guy called Slashy?You were fucking right about him. He's a brony through and through, completely has his head up his ass and untrustworthy.
>>11511375I b patienter wen u spelt betr hury uip i ned ths ad ijbeflwbiuelabfuiwehfbiuaewfhbiserjoig
>>11511425I had that feeling about him and made sure to ignore him when possible.He was still funny in the threads, in a pone liker kinda way.
>>11511410WHO'S THAT PONE IN THE CORNER
>>11511144I don't want to go there because going into quests I haven't followed is embarrassing.especially if they're good
>>11511459Oh jeez I thought I cropped her out but she snuck back in
>>11511459
>>11511398>>11511356Hmph, you guys are butts.
>>11511452>If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.I want to punch every mother fucker that says this
>>11511375>>11511450What is this pic about?
>>11511425no shit, he's friends with rina
>>11511475You mislabeled your filename, that was supposed to be for Pinkie Pie's part
>>11511425Not really. Want to remind me?
>>11511485But so am I. She's a lil crazy but pretty chill in person. What does that have to do with anything
>>11511320>>11511326H-here I go.
>>11511475fluttershy is such a slut, she went practically naked to the gala
>>11511490No, that filename is correct
>>11511511ponies are usually naked
>>11511508why
>>11511509>FilenameIt's exactly what I'm feeling right nowplz don't do this to me tex
>>11511479Why, is it because you have something to hide?
>You'll never be bigmac's waifu>You'll never have him come home, all sweaty from working in the fields
Would you dance with pony?Would it be awkward?
>>11511490>>11511515Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie's dresses are equally terrible.Rainbow Dash has the best dress.Canon.
>>11511410I want to sniff Rarity__ sexually.I bet she'd blush madly and squeal a bit as I bury my face into her.
>>11511534>waifu>not husbando
>>11511508>UnfIronically that's the exact opposite of what I'm feeling
>>11511537Well yeah, how does person dance with horse?Or how does horse dance with horse for that matter?
>>11511288>that feelEven interesting things are boring. I think I broke my brain. Probably overdosed on pone
>>11511520the one event they were supposed to attend dressed up, flootershai went semi-naked
>>11511509you should draw more buttsthat's really great
>>11511560That's a pretty classic Dash Dance moveI hope you know how it goes
>>11511548That's gay.Wanting to be a mare and married to a strong stallion isn't gay
>>11511464b-but we need players
>>11511560Just dance with her you dork
>>11511509"Now paint me one 'a them vaginas!"
>>11511542unfi love sexy smells
>>11511509nodon'tdon't you even think about it
>>11511589Why would she want a vagina painted on her vagina?
>>11511508unfunf___UNFUNFUNFUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNFFFFFFF
>>11511508I think I like it better when that guy draws moderately-chubby rather than morbidly-obese
>>11511601It's painfully obvious in that picture that she doesn't have one yet.
>>11511509For a second I thought you branded herBrand her!
>>11511508
>>11511527I'd give Dash a towel after a long workout
>>11511611Tex isn't going to spread her vagina just to paint her flank.That'd be inappropriate anon.
Did Twilight Sparkle end up with the blue haired guy?
>>11511582b-but I'd be no goodI don't know anything about it except Smutanon
>>11511625>dragon OCWell that's a little new for me
>>11511560you just sort of dance next to them while they're dancingand if they like they can pretend you're dancing with them
no problem, I don't mind.
>>11511630Nope.
>>11511620
>>11511649Oh good, my Pony Joe and Twilight ship is safe
>>11511599>>11511528Don't do what?
>>11511668I hope whatever is connected to that butt is okay with you brushing up on her like that.
>>11511620>>11511655I will never get your fascination with that guy
weirdest bonerhttp://pastebin.com/FY4XxgKc
>>11511625>mfw my name is Ryan and they KEEP SAYING IT
>>11511668woah nelly
>>11511620That's not creepy at all.
>>11511625>dragon OC has my nameFuck
>>11511660PinkieJoe is the superior ship though
>>11511682Most of the time he's samefagging.
>>11511636you won't know unless you tryand it's hard to keep a quest afloat with like 2-3 players. every bit of help...well, helps.
>>11511668noNOSTOPSTOP THAT
>>11511675farts are canonanuses are canon
>>11511688Did you like Bioshock?
>>11511648what's got you so giddy, Dash?
>>11511706This isn't new information
>>11511709I own Bioshock and Bioshock 3 and haven't played any of them.
>>11511706when did that happen?
>>11511706Was that pic from the new one?
>>11511709You best shut up boy
>>11511714Probably thought she saw the wonderbolts again.That pone needs her eyes checked, maybe even needs a pair of glasses.
>>11511724DYERTC?
>>11511706>implying those bubbles came out the back
Don't do that.
>>11511730I liked System Shock1 AND 2
>>11511722>owning a game and not playing itbut why
>>11511743>Implying Pinkie just stopped farting to make Rarity fart
>>11511754I'm sorry.
>>11511743read >>11511675it's pretty clear that rarity farted in the tub after pinkie told a joke
>>11511765that's not what I -never mind
>>11511785I got it anon, dont worry
>>11511738
>>11511794THE JOKE IS SEX.HILARIOUS!
>>11511794why is scootaloo cryingman the fuck uparen't you a tomboy or some shit
>>11511806JJ please go away
>>11511801
>>11511806>>11511820
>>11511742actually no, I haven't been able to get caught up on it
>>11511820you do not understand Anon.This is cutting edge humor!CUTTING EDGE!
>>11510806
>>11511810Kids these days
>>11511755I can't get them to run on my rig
>>11511794How can an artist not improve at all after all this time?
>>11511699A work of art.
>>11511837JJ I swear to fucking god
>>11511865what kind of cutie mark is thatwhat kind of reaction does she have
>>11511865
>>11511828
>>11511865is that dripping paint?or is your painting getting that pony all hot and bothered?
I know fanfiction is supposed to be about the fantasy, but WHAT THE FUCK?http://www.fimfiction.net/story/84742/8/poking-pinkie-pie-in-the-pooper/mama-knows-best-narrated-by-morgan-freeman>She was now being weighed down by almost seventy pounds of hot seed.THIS ISN'T A HYPER STORY OR ANYTHING
>>11511893fimfiction has no quality control
>>11511862At least she's better than Ross.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=37vXDErXGFYAside from the episodes are there any good mlp shorts on Youtube
http://i.imgur.com/hUfcbar.png
>>11511794Ugh.
Rarity is widely known for her frequent and powerful, yet elegant queefs. I strongly doubt she farted.
>>11511923I... I kinda would
>>11511923ehhhhhh
>>11511889Whatever you want it to be.
>>11511882I'd be HER wonderbolt
>>11511923M-maybe?It looks more like a rabbit
>>11511889>paintThat's clearly semen.
>>11511947she tooted anonshe tooted super hard
>>11510610Chicken butt episode. About chicken butts. Sound of chicken butts. Chicken butt genre. Feeling of freedom.
>>11511962
>>11511882
>>11511986how lovely
>>11511986that little leg shuffle is adorable
>>11511960if we could see her expression we'd know for sure
>>11511865WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
Would you jolly her roger?
Good morning, MULPUG
>>11512004I didn't even notice that at firstthat IS adorable
>>11511947i bet rarity could queef the my little pony theme song
>>11511990>Winking at mach-1unf
>>11510610I'd choose a song composed of nothing but Fluttershy's farts. It would be glorious.
>>11511947Oh, oh my gosh.That hair.
>>11512026I'd plunder her bootyby which I mean I'd steal all her treasure
>>11511923Is she supposed to look like a rabbit?
>>11512026I'd yo her ho ho.
>>11512059it's just a bunch of apples covered in edible glitter
>>11512026As you wish!
>>11512026I'd raid her captain's quarters if you know what I mean
>>11512049if she was winking at that frequency, you probably wouldn't even see it winking at all
>>11512055Avast Fluttershy's Ass
>>11512080
squish slap slap slap shlllllork *pop*
>>11512098That's actually a pretty nice song.An oldie.
>>11512026I would apple her pie
>>11512026I'd stick her in the scupper with my hosepipe in her.
>>11512026I would fuck her hard :)
>>11512095>spatters splash on your face at terminal velocity
>>11512026I'd roger her jolly
>>11512098now imagining that song played with fartsbest thing ever>pft frt frt frt BLART fart frt blrt BLURP
>>11512026It'd scrape her barnacles
would you tug Fluttershy's extensions...hard?
>>11512139ow
>>11512026I'd haul her keel while she blew me down.
>>11512154i'd do anything with ponyanythingi'm that desperate
>>11512154no, that would be incredibly rude
>you will never drink horse cum with frozen cum cubes in place of ice
>>11512103>faving "onomatopoeia" on f-listI love me a good "plap plap"
>>11512149FUND IT
>>11512178i read that as frozen cum tube
>>11512178>drinking it cold>not warm/fresh from the tapGET OUT
>>11512008Okay, then she's making this face.
>>11512201what kind of a reaction is that
>>11512201So you painted fruit on a vegetablegood jobtrue artist
>>11512201She has no idea whats going on
>>11512139Would you want mare juice to hit you at half the velocity of a bullet? Would your last seconds of life be worth it?
>>11512201it's 2qt
>>11512198It's made with leftovers from a take-home doggy bag of course.
>>11512201Is she thingken about apples?
>>11512201gosh I wish I was a retarded pone
>>11512217An apple one
>>11512139>>11512234>>11512157You know that rain falls at terminal velocity?
>>11512260Applejack isn't retarded
>>11512102I'm talking about anal sex, Applejack
>>11512280could of fooled me
>>11512248Mouse Bloom is cuter.
>>11512274So do feathers
>>11512260I wish I had a childish pone like DerpyOr a BMO
>>11512201"Oh god I'm going blind!"
>bout to order a 200 dollar luna plushiekill me
>>11512281
>>11512274Rain actually defies gravity and goes up instead of falling down
>>11512274>anonThat's clearly Dash, anon.
>>11512274I wasn't actually suggesting it'd be damaging.
>>11512274SCIENCE!!!
>>11512297>mouseHOW STUPID CAN YOU BE?
>>11512201why did we paint Derpy to look like Applejack?speaking of which, have you ever drawn Tex with Derpy?
>>11512157>>11512234It's okay, it can't actually hurt you but the harder it hits you the more powerfully the pheromones bind with your receptors
>>11512306Pics fgt. I want to see it.
>can't make this 125kb for tf2;_;
>>11512201Didn't know Derpy was such a good cosplayer.
>>11512332I found this
>>11512348But it's 63kb
>>11512332I don't know that this is specifically "Tex" but he's drawn Derpy with a human
>>11512348It doesn't even matterthe server's not been updated because krabb and sentenal are both ded
>>11512332maybe it's because THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON!
>>11512334/mlp/ is bad at science everybody!
>>11512348but it's 63 KB
>>11512315Dash would never have that demeanorIt's clearly sissified Anon
Guys, guis, I'll make a song.I'm a little pony, short and stout, here is my handles here is my spout, something something shout it out.And the other one is for that episode where owlicious pisses off spike. (Spike gets a song)I'm the greatest assistant, that anyone could need.I can be a cunt, when corrupted by greed.I am a dr\gon and my name's spikeNot like shitty eragon he can take a hikejust remember my name's spike not mikebut sometime's, I think about what it would be like to be called mike, and it seems pretty bike.I don't know how to make shit rhymeBut I know how to bump 'n' grindMOVAFUKAWatch me on my way into hilarity.Something something cum inside rarity.It's a work in progress but it fits.
>>11512274Oh you said terminal velocity, I thought we were still on mares going super sonic.
>>11512306Stop it Nanaki
>>11512328W-what? What did I do?
>>11512342
>>11512297Buy some apples
>>11512332No.
>>11512360>>11512369I meant 30kbI should go to bed I am so tired
>>11512395Good luck, my highest bid is $300
>>11512367Who says this has anything to do with science? Have you even done your magic homework, Anon?
>>11512395That's not bad.I wish a NMM plush was made, a really well made one. Even though I probably wouldn't buy it anyways...
>>11512406>tfw it just jumped up
>>11512405so cut out half the frames
>>11512395Well it's Luna and not a main six or at least a CMC so that makes you autistic by default.I'm so sorry
>>11512306send them to me instead pls
>>11512426I suck at gif resizing
this little fellow has a weird color scheme
>>11512440
>>11512393>>11512398WE MICE
>>11512449oh hey he's an apple pony
>>11512378here ive got a rhyme you can append to it"I do crimes, all the times"That's something Spike would say right
>>11512310I thought you liked anal sex
>>11512458>he
>>11512449I love ponies like that.
>>11512348>>11512454Weird, weren't you here before, with the same request? And someone solved it for you?So why are you back, asking for the same thing? It was the same picture, even.
>>11512454Wow thanks, I suck at that shit
>>11512404would you entertain the idea?she has dem hips
>>11512449>FellowThat's a MISSUS to yew, sir!
>>11512454>31
Let's get this started. >Twifags>>11512444
>>11512398six bucks for an apple?!
>>11512488What?
>>11512504>>>/mlp/
>>11512480>filename
>>11512463I reckon Spike should have a song, where he raps really terribly and out of tune, then he references a terrible rapper.
>>11512348>>11512405
>tfw Tess hats us
>>11512504>defensive Rarifags
>>11512495Yes, but it'll have to wait until I can draw humans.
>Xbox One no longer requires 24/7 internet connection>Xbox One now allows the playing of used gamesI've never seen a harder backpedal
>>11512367"terminal velocity" is just the maximum falling speed of an object. To put this in perspective. imagine getting hit by rain. Rain reaches terminal velocity before it hits the ground, it doesn't punch holes in the roof or leave people battered and broken.even something like a bullet wouldn't do much more than leave a small bruise if it was only traveling at terminal velocity.
>>11512530oops, didn't see>>11512454sorry
>>11512530For an AI, you're pretty slow.>>11512454
>>11512393I'd give that mouse a cookie
>>11512498I got this
>>11512556Could you draw Derpy helping Applejack, then?Or maybe Fluttershy.
>>11512488Oh yeah, someone DID make a similar request a while back.
>>11512557Still not going to buy it, lel. Everything good you can play on the other systems.
>>11512556that gif warms my heart every time I see it
>>11512530>18kbAw yes.
>>11512513Exactly what I said.Within the last few days someone was in here asking for that exact pic of Luna to be trimmed down to size so it could be a TF2 spray. And it's not like he's trying again, because last time he got what he wanted.
>>11512580Derpy comparing hip-sizes with Applejack
>>11512557>Still needs that fucking Kinect>XBL is shit compared to PS+>Still costs $500>Still has all that shit that doesn't work outside the statesI'm disappointed that DirectX isn't going to die now
>>11512605uhhh okay
>>11512565that's a lowercase L actually
>>11512334You know, I've never seen fluid hit a person at the speed of a bullet. Rev up those experiments anon!
>>11512605so go track him down on the hats server and mock him relentlessly
>>11512634It always warms my cockles when someone posts a gif I made.
>>11512635>"Whew! That was...great, Anon...! So...same time...next week...?"
>>11512635Why is that pony so tired?>>11512614Interesting.
>>11512636I'll be your bodyguard if you'll be my long last pal
>>11512634Sorry, what the fuck is so confusing? You speak English, right?
>>11512665No Dash you're horrible in bed.
>>11512669Yes.Quite interesting.I think it'd be a tie.
>>11511947That hair is hot as fuck
>>11512639>FluidGases and Liquids are both fluidsSupersonic gases aren't exactly rare
Anyone want a gif made while I'm here?
>>11512669She cums in 1no fuck you
>>11512698
>realize brony con is ~25 miles from me>going to brony con>Going to get drunk as shit>No fucks givenWhat should I go as
>>11512408
>>11512693Not if I drew it.
>>11512729A large penis
>>11512735You can't just draw a conclusion like that
>>11512735You underestimate the size of Derpy's hips
>>11512729Where is bronycon, anyway?
>>11512678Sounds reasonable.
>>11512729I'm going as scout because fuck con themes
>>11512726c-can you do that?63 a ponyand then63 it again
>>11512753Baltimore, MD
>>11512753Baltimore, Maryland
I know that feel.
>>11512735Applejack would have the hips down easy, but Derpy would have a larger bottom. For smashing you see.
>>11512763Can we 63 it againCAN SCIENCE DO IT
>>11512776>>11512765WhyAnd why are they still having it more than annually?
>>11512753Baltiland, Marymore
>>11512729BEER BOX OPTIMUS PRIME!
>>11512760What's the point in dressing upIf you're not going to dress up in the theme?That seems awfully dumb
>>11512793>Marymoreunf
>>11512729Go nuts. Find a land whale and ride the lightning.
>>11512781This is so adorable that it's breaking my heart
>>11512789Because bronies don't know how to stop making fucking cons.
>>11512753barry drewmore, mary queen of scots
>>11512789They aren't. There's only one Bronycon a year. There's a hell of a lot more brony conventions, though.
>>11512802
>>11512802Because I can't think of a good male cosplay that would be easy for an idiot to throw togetherPlus Ive seen homostucks at a pone con before
Rule 63'd Bubble Berry
>>11512735I wouldn't be so sure of that if I were you
>>11512842actually that thing's already male
>Go to BronyCon>Get drunk>Do fuck all
>>11512781My parents never made me lunchI had to make my own or go withoutWhich was pretty shit when I was running late
>>11512709I mean if a fluid where to stay in a small volume without dissipating at that speed, would it cause damage Theoretically of course, just a random thought
>>11512784You are playing with a dangerous force, Anon...Genderbending genderbent things can lead to major problems...MAN SHOULD NEVER PLAY GOD!
>>11512782she's got the whole package
>>11512836So just go without a costumeLike a normal person
>>11512856MY FUCKING SIDES
>>11512729Can I stay at your place for bronycon, anon? I'm from New York
>>11512776See ya there Brae
>>11512552You'd be defensive too if you were surround by so many plebeians.
>>11512865Fuck you, IM GONNA DO IT
>>11512856I don't think the ponies on the show have actual toilets. Their technology seems more in line with chamber pots at best.But I think if they came to earth they would love the idea of toilets and use them all the time not necessarily for their intended use.
>>11512889Are you a name fag?
>>11512850Anon, please, the apple hips will block out the sun.
>>11512881>Like a normal personIf I was normal I wouldnt be goingSee where you're logic fails you
>>11512865
>>11512408When I first watched MLP I thought Twilight was an odd character since she believed and liked both science and magic.You don't see that often.
>>11512907They've got, at the very least, outhouses.
>>11512856>Sometimes parents could not afford lunch program in grade school.>Had to eat the free food.>Meant I had peanut butter and saltines for lunch.Being poor sucked.
>>11512802You should tell that to all the Homestuck fans. They're everywhere.
>>11512916THEN I SHALL PONY IN THE SHADE
>>11512729Only one answer, Spider-Man.
>>11512933Are you still poor or did you rise above
>>11512899>>11512923YOU FOOLS!
>>11512931Which are on the same level really, just a hole.
>>11512910No. Well, kinda. I don't usually wear my name unless I'm referring to my writing. 99% of the time I'm anon
>>11512897You know not the proper form of a true patrician.You think that being attracted to a classy mare suddenly turns you into a man's man.But a man's man is more.So much more.
>>11512933I know that feel bro.
>>11512930That's my second favorite thing about Owl's Well That Ends Well, after the stargazing scene, when she starts writing her report on comets and goes straight into the technical aspects of it.
>>11512955Middle class now.Woop woop!
>apple hips>not pink hipsderogatory insult
>>11512916they weren't really that big the last time you drew them
>>11512916that is a very flustered pony
>>11512884Are you laughing at the picture or my childhood, Anon?
>>11512933My school lunches were always free and we had PIZZA AND CHOCOLATE MILK
>>11512984Pink hips are terribleThey're all squishy and sticky and pink...PINK
>>11512958True. But they've also got indoor plumbing.Whether or not they have actual working toilets, I don't think it's beyond their technological capabilities.
>>11512987I try to stay around show style unless I need to emphasize something like that.
>>11512969Don't you dare throw your implications at me, anon.You don't KNOW me. You don't know where I've been or what I've done. You don't know me.
>>11512987You're just egging him on, c'mon now.
What does MLPG do for a job. NEETs need not reply.
>>11512362>junk mail
>>11512892Will do!I'll do the same thing that I did at Unicon, aka Come up to my booth and say youre from MLPG, and I'll give you a free print as long as you can prove yourself
>>11512776I got a crisp 100 dolla bill for you braeWhat table you at?
>>11513015Physical Therapy
>>11513011I know how you conduct yourself in front of your peers.And such behavior is most unbecoming of a man's man.
>>11513015i fix helicopters
You know what I never see?Twilight hips
>>11513004It's not a good head canon. The idea just amused me I guess.
>>11513003>implying that's not what makes them great
>>11512996Picture and filename.
>>11512362>"I don't know whether to be disgusted, aroused, or glad to get mail"
>>11513012I know
>>11513015medical residency
>>11513015Pizza bitch for domino's
>>11513028Uh okay424!
>>11513049>And filenameSo my childhood and current life
>>11513025How do we prove it? Should be boop you on the nose?
http://gifsound.com/?gif=http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1371696477016.gif&sound=http://www.youtube.com/watch%3Fv=21ZTOP09xPk
>>11513076Yes.
>want to play F;PB>get hit with massive drama fest from Skype contactsI wish I could do everything I depend on people to do, I hate depending on people
>>11512981It's the little things that make me love this show.
>>11512842>>11512726>>11512923this is a cool idea, i might make my ownbut first bed time good night
>>11513004>>11513047what poor pony would end up with a sewage treatment cutie mark
>>11513015I solve problems
>tfw no qt 3.15 pure maiden pony princess to wake up to in the morningWhy is reality so cruel
>>11513088>get hit with massive drama fest from Skype contactsYou could just sign out and blame the internet
>>11513044are you in the military? my brother is in the army and works on balck hawks.
>>11513071Cool, can't promise I won't be drunk but I still can't fathom how people don't go high/drunk to con's
>>11513092Get your fucking priorities in order
>>11513002Yeah...well..Your school sucked!
>>11513096What kind of problems?
>>11513096
>>11513015I'm still in College working on getting a petroleum engineering degree, but right now I work as a paid intern for an oil company.
>>11513096>I solve problemsI imagine you holding a gun while saying that.
>>11513096Practical problems?
>>11513078At Unicon I just had people name their favorite contributors. I couldn't think of another MLPG specific question to ask them.
>>11513028HunnedDollaHunned dolla bill
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/53127792113/This is still happeningTWO HOURS LEFT GOGOGO
>>11513015Work in IT make bunch of dosh
>>11513015Neet lyfe baby.
>>11513002We had pizza every Friday at my schoolhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fK5CLplRIno
>>11513103Yeah, and I'm in a blackhawk unit, but my MOS lets me do work on any helicopter the army has
who is your favorite fetish ponyhow badly does she need it
>>11513015I'm a studentI get a disability pension and youth allowance though
>>11512981>>11513089I was rewatching some season one episodes that I'd been abstaining from for a long while and I really really still enjoyed them. They just feel so much better than S2 and 3 and I don't know what it is. COuld be little things.
>>11513125technical problems>>11513129I wish
>>11510845WHat bothers me the most is the damn skirt.Fuck, I think Scoots is the only girl who wears pants.
>>11513141It's the least I can do for being a complete asshole to brae at unicon.
>>11513138Ask them about Marker?
>>11513138how much do you usually charge for prints for non-MLPG posters?
>>11513015Dish bitch
>>11513101But then nothing will get done.Like literally, I am the only one who seems to care or want things done in the projects I'm a part of, or at least the one with the most desire to see them through.
>>11513163I was rewatching some season two episodes I haven't watched since they came out and they feel a lot better than when I first watched them, I like them as much as season one I think
>>11513015People pay me to make problem people disappear.
>>11513159>Tex
>>11513173Same as most convention vendors: $5-15/20 depending on size, usually.
>>11513015I get paid to be a problem
>>11513187Some definitely. 26 is a lot of episodes to generalize about whole seasons.
>>11513206Obama pls
>no [songs] in this threadYou all disappoint me.http://dnsev.github.io/4cs/
>>11513142you're not gonna post the submissions, are you?mine is terrible and I hate it
>>11513163>>11513187>>11513213S1 = S2 > S3
>>11513198Other people can post my pictures, anon.
>>11513216Should i install this?
>>11513173I think he was charging 20 for this, I thought I offered to pay for it but I kinda drunk
>>11513237Well what do you do for a living?
>>11513015College, Engineering DegreeIntern at a lab right now
>>11512983MCL <3
>>11513242Shit forgot pic
>>11513201Well Ill definatly be saying some sort of mlpg code lingoOr maybe I can just boop youOr something
>>11513235I prefer S1>S2>>S3
>>11511425Yeah, I was wonder about that fucker some days ago.
>>11513234I amSo everyone can see what you madeif you don't want me to post yours, you gotta tell me witch one you made
>>11513015Coding
>>11511425no shit.How'd you just figure it out?
>>11513265Whatever works!
>>11513015Does robbing people count as a job?If not then I'm just a NEET
>>11513015i'm a student i'm gonna be a famous journalist one day like al roker
>>11513015Paper route three days a week and good pay
>>11513288He's in that Deer project /mlp/ startedGood riddance
>>11513302Actually he figured it out like an hour and a half ago. How'd you just figure out he figured it out?
>>11513314Go back to bed, GG.
>>11513302He said "I am a brony" and then he typed a capitalized D preceded by a capital X.
>>11513138>"Who's your favorite contributor?">'Oh, I really like Jess-'>Brae cuts them off.>"That didn't sound like me...">Stabs them in the hand with a pen.>"GET OUT!">Jessy watches from the next booth over, cowering.>He occasionally glares at her.
>>11513237>boop
>>11513313Can I throw my Twily plush at youNah Im too much of a puss to do that
>>11513326You givin me sass boywatch your tongue
>>11513142Oh shitI wanna draw these
>>11513338>implying LK wouldn't shoot lighting at Brae if he tried anything
Bonbon dancing while this [song] plays.What do you do?
>>11513138What answers did you get?
>>11513335I'm not GG.I just steal stuff when people aren't paying attention or at least can't fight back
>>11513343WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER LEG?!
>>11513358report her for embedding files and having invalid filenames
>>11513356>Shoot lighting>LK turns on a bright strobe flashlight in brae's general direction>stop ow my eyes that's annoying
>>11513352WELL HOP TO IT MOTHERFUCKER
>>11512587Mine too. She's just so damn innocent and cute.Plus I never realized how much I missed her in season 3.
>>11513142Can I turn mine in a little late?
>>11513365NOW SHE CAN'T ESCAPE!
>>11513338Huh, I wonder if my booth is even near Jessy's. She's sharing with LK, right?
>>11513365>WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER LEG?!Didn't even notice that. What is going on with tha thing?
OK MLPGThey made Twilight less snarky, shoehorned in some annoying family, turned her into an alicorn princess and then made her humanWhat more can we do to ruin her?
>>11513365she's breakdancing!
>>11513358http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5pHEfTgStfU
PONY HAS FALLEN AND CAN'T GET UP
>>11513302He was a storyboard animator on a project. Last time I spoke to him was a month ago. I talked to him tonight. Guess what, he didn't do anything that whole month because he wasn't interested and was distracted by other projects, one of which is that Deer one. Now because I trusted him with the bulk of work, not only am I down a months amount of work, but I have let other slip and even lost a high value member.Pro-tip: If you find yourself in future groups and you can't be bothered to do things for said group, don't waste peoples time and not say anything.
>>11513381SUREHow late are you going to be?
>>11513379B-but I literally just figured out what this was aboutI dont have partner or whatever
>>11513358oh i thought this was 'what song is she dancing to'
>>11513394I like her family and I think it's great that she's a princessthe human this is unfortunate, but that happened to everyoneshe's hardly ruined
>>11513398Pony needs boop-alert
>>11513394She has to be an alicorn princess so she can help her friends be alicorn princess too
>>11513374Somebody hates fun.
>>11513341why would you thatdoes that mean i can have it>>11513360I know someone said GG. Can't remember the others.
>>115134075 months
>>11513375I love piuctures of ponies listening to music
>>11513356>Brae and LK have a wizard battle in the middle of the con.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Gx8hYi0hQ
>>11513411lets team up and form a secret alliancewe'll win for sure!
>>11513407Hopefully just an hour or two, I've gotta run right now, but will start as soon as I'm back.
>>11513380she's back
>>11513414>>11513416I'm not debating weather or not she is ruined, I'm asking what more can be done to her?
>>11511923more raritits is always good, even if it's anthro
>>11513425What about sleepy pones
>>11513423I would do it just to let you know its me and no you cant have itIt has sentimental valuekinda
>>11513378>LK was the one that started the bronycon lightfire
>>11513415All little ponies should have boop-alert
knock knock
>>11513411ITS JUST A WARM UP, NOT A REAL ASSIGNMENTGO DRAW DRAW SOME HAPPY LITTLE CLOUDS
>>11513432>my wand is a medium chance
When are you set to graduate high school, MLPG?Have you thought about college yet, or is it too far off?
>>11513425music ponies are sexy
>>11513464Neigh?
>>11513399>No chris to go to brony con with
>>11513142shit, i totally forgot about this. i guess i'll jump in on the next assignment
Human beings will always betray you.
Posting terribad art
>>11513448>tfw you just want to go back to slice of live adventures of the local librarian learning the magic of friendship and occasionally saving the world with the help of her friends.
>>11512842>short hair>messy hair>freckles That is a DANGEROUS combination, specially with pinkie,
>>11513464Yes, Scrubbles?pls be sober
>>11513394Put her above her friends and have them constantly point out how awesome she is, have her get a boyfriend in the show, befriend a town instantly with no effort, have her beat a major villain by herself without the aid of the elements or harnessing them all by herself.
>>11513466OH GOD ALRIGHTILL MAKE THEM EXTRA HAPPY SIR
>>11513489>>11513464No, fuck it.Bubbles, you better be sober or I'm filtering you.
>>11513455You can't listen to music when you're sleepy, it will keep pone awake.
http://www.bleedingcool.com/2013/06/19/scoop-star-wars-episode-seven-character-details/ >Late-teen female, independent, good sense of humour, fit. Looks like Star Wars is becoming feminized
>>11513478ARE YOU GIVING YOURSELF AN EXCUSE TO NOT DRAW?That's fine, as long as you have fun
>>11513240yes
The [song] of Rarity.
>>11513528
>>11513468Bad Dragon should make a chance sword like the dildo swords in saints row.
>>11513216I want to groove with lyra
>>11513375I thought that was a vibrator
>>11513506BEST BE HAVING FUN THERE BOY
>>11513534I should not pay attention to MLPG while I do this
>>11513486It's actually not that bad. You've got a nice handle on those dark pencil lines, just watch that lack of neck and how think those back legs are.
I had a dream about my suicide last nightHow do I dream of pone?
Thanks for streaming Brae!
>>11513544What they really need is a butt of some sorta guy butt of any sort come on
>>11513506>BONK! BONK! BONK! BONK
>>11513568thanks for watchin!
>>11513563man the fuck up
Wait, so are there any striaght fags going to Bronycon or is it going to be some gay orgy/circle jerk about how we are superior to lesser bronies
>>11513534heh, indeed. just not feeling drawing at the moment so i wouldn't make this deadline, sorry batman.however, i will get my lazy ass registered here in a few
>>11513571>Being a switchThe fuck, Brae
>>11513475>>11513489>>11513509You're supposed to say who's there, MLPG!Fuck this, I'm getting hammered and doing another reading of Fallout Equestria if anyone is interested.Also if no one else joins in on the dwarf fort game I'll just pick it back up tomorrow
>>11513563I dreamt I accidentally killed hundreds of children last night. Which one of us had the worse dream?
any good recent futa fics
>>11513603have you gotten to the lesbian horse sex scene yet?
>>11513473I like music ponies. That's also the only pic Doxy's ever drawn that I liked.
>>11513602KEEP UP MAN
>>11513592>Some gay orgyYep
>>11513571or maybe even a stallion butt if they get the chance?
>>11513394She gets a special Royal Guard bodyguard and they fall in love with each other and the series finale is their wedding.
>>11513614No but given my limited understanding of the plot I anticipate one coming up soon
>>11513610I think you're less likely to act out your dreamSo I think I win
>>11513440I knowAnd I'm never letting her go.
>>11513571http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00CMKA204/ref=as_li_ss_tl?ie=UTF8&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B00CMKA204&linkCode=as2&tag=ohjoseto-20
>>11513563I had a dream I brutally murdered several dozen people.It was...slightly unsettling.
>>11513466unf
>>11513616maybe you could use my butt?
>>11513553[Oh yeah]?
>>11513399Huh. I knew that whole payed project was going to be a bust.
pinche caballos putos
>>11513651THATS A HUMAN
>>11513663Cobrax porfis
>>11513656WHY DOES THIS EXIST, WHY.WHY
>>11513662whatwhatthe deer project has money involved?
>>11513674but it's a butt
>>11513652pls
>>11513661with my penis
maybe i could be you're butt tonight
>See a bunch of people improve>Can barely draw 3-dimensional objects
>>11513674So just buy a doughnut and put it on top.
>>11513683
>>11513686I said it should be from BD for a reason>>11513701what a cruel world we live in
>>11513687pls anonI had to tell youpls
>>11513700That's alright, hopefully my poop can become gold encrusted poop someday
>>11513627alrighthow many drinks in are you?
>>11513643SAFEST HOOVESSAFEST HOOVES
>>11513710Kingdom Hearts?More like Condom Farts!
>>11513710Sanic and MLP confirmed for KH3
>>11513700Draw a bunch of two dimensional objects. Like, a bunch a bunch.Good luck.
>>11513700>mfw better artists follow me on tumblr
If you hadone shot
>>11513722Braeburned draw Shining Armour drowning in dragon dildos while Cadance tries to haul him out.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ApDAJJONn9Ican we be a Luna thread until the dawn?
>>11513700draw 3 different 2-d views of one 3d object
>>11513759Note to self, watch cowboy bebop.
>>11513749>that feelI use this feel to fuel my will to art
>>11513759No
>>11513755But what if cadence was the one who tried drowning him in them
>>11513728Currently zero, but for entertainment purposes for MLPG that will be changed drastically in an equally drastic amount of time
>>11513643Me neither.She's our little pony.
>>11513710I'm probably one of the few here how's not opposed to a good, well made KH/MLP crossover. I think Sora DONALD, GOOFY in Equestria would be pretty funny.And god damn i am hyped as fuck for KH3.
I actually got mad when Twilight got wings
wow a blue pony with moons on her and stars in her hair
>>11513685No, it was another thing he had planned for MLPG artists.
>>11513752I'd shoot myself
>depressed>watch a sad movieI did not think this through very well at all.
>>11513790I'm not supposed to drink Bubbles but i'll go grab some beers too
>>11513772GREAT PICTURE MAN
>>11513812>throwing a chairoh I'm PISSED NOW
>>11513759THAT'S THE ONEThat's the flash he did that was ripped from something else, just a ponified version.
>>11513814wow look, a pink pony with another pink pony
>>11513827y-you too
>>11513814her tiny butt excites me so
>>11513694How else would you [touch] her?
>>11513824What movie?
OKAY IM DONE WITH MY NOT KINDERGARTEN QUALITY PICTUREWHERE DO I POST IT
>>11513847like that
>>11513814>liking brony princesslol, what the fuck are you, sentenal?
>>11513857PRINT IT OUT AND PLACE IT IN THE TRASH WHERE IT BELONGS
>>11513857dependswhat picture are you talking about
>this picturei love that cold rise of rage...
>>11513857derpibooru and we will guess which one it is after it's uploaded
>>11513847>involuntary leg kicksC'mon now. Lyra isn't a dogShe just looks like one!
>>11513790alrightyou have to read chapter 20.5 when you come to it though
>>11513874Soon we will be able to see into Equestria.
>>11513824DIIIIIIOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5e9g6ZzSnZ0
>>11513889Why are you?
>>11513870
>>11513852The Green Mile
Best ship. Fuck the police.
>>11513872The one for the mlpg enrichment centerIm not properly informed at this moment
>>11513789Then draw that then, jeez.
So I have a question.Back in the old OSI days, they were Mile High and Shore Leavethen when they quit the OSI, they were Sky Pilot and Holy Diverthen under Sphinx, they were Sky Pilot and Shore Leave.was this ever explained? or is it just a continuity error?
>>11513895No we won'tXbox doesn't exist there and Luna doesn't play games
the ride never ends
>>11513919http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/
>>11513911good choice
>>11513919there is a submit button
>>11513913Spork borks them all
Well, there goes BCS, off her meds again.
>>11513933Well videogames do exists and Luna has been shown to like games, even if they aren't videogames.
WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYY
>>11513894Oh god whatThere's mini chapters?This shit never ends
>>11513935Why would people want to be indignified with the title of being a pet?
>>11513925the OSI wasn't cool with him being gay so they gave him the name Holy Diver
What if you got to Equestria and ponies wanted nothing to do with you sexually, and shunned you when you made advances?
>>11513824he kill em with they love
>>11513967I would force myself on pony
>that feel
u-unfsweetie is best filly
>>11513967Don't care. Have completely platonic friendships and go on adventures.
>>11513913cutest and most probable ship yesbest ship is pic related.
sa.jpg
Luna time? Would you stay up [after hours] with her?Last one since nobody else is making songs for MLPG.
>>11513992>>11513998Get it through your thick skulls. Pony doesn't like you. Get lost.
>>11513958just one: http://derpy.me/AMareWorthFightingForewhat chapter are you on now?
>>11513967I could dealI'd just have to get creative on my edging
>>11513967Works for me, I would probably just want to spend all day reading books anyways. So many new things to learn and inquire about, who has time for candy colored horse vagina?
>>11514015PONY BETTER PONY UP
>>11514015Fine, I'll just go die in the forest
>>11513962i have no ideahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dPjjPMSmJA
>>11514015Now now. The original post said pony doesn't sexually like you. Pony can still like you lots.
>BCSsee you guys later
>>11514015Okay. I leave Equestria and venture to zebra kingdoms
I doubt anyone will, but I might as well ask here.Can someone draw Luna in this armor and Nightmarerity in her golden armor fighting?
>>11514017you were always a pretty horse
>MLP is terrible now>Venture bros is terrible nowWhy do I even keep on going?
>>11514012I'd have nice lazy conversations with her.
What for pony dinner?
stub:no;/^!zYWrhqMVos$/
Luna likes the sound of adventures
>>11514039You disgust pony completely. Sexually, platonically, visually, audibly, olfactorily.Pony doesn't want you at all.
>>11514062NothingPony is poor
>>11513997I enjoy dimwitdog's arts, but her fluids put me off.
>>11514017You're already pretty, Derpy
>>11514012http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpmSukzBwTc>after hours>made for mlp
>>11514065I'm not a Diamond Butt fan but god damn
>>11514065>appleblademade me laugh
>>11513953Luna doesn't the vidyashe enjoys literature and music also masturbationbut who doesn't?
>>11514017>>11514081
>>11514082That's the song I embedded. You could of played it if you installed the 4chan media player.
>>11514077What about non-pony
>>11514081I just threw up into my protein shake
