Make a thread for a second chance, but you will never become a man!Previous Thread: >>11455350
>tfw no leak
>>11460164>trusting anyone but a unicorn to give a makeover
>>11460191>tfw demons in equestria girls#demons
>tfw no leak>tfw no japonies>tfw 6 more months
>>11460164How would this even work?Pinkie is just going to smear screams and stuff on my face with her big clumsy hooves
>>11460143funfact: in the early days we used to hate bullshit crossovers like that. since it was dangerously close to turning into the sonic fandom.
>>11460143PRAISE TO THE MARKER,BLESSED BY SHITPOSTERS,BLACK NIGHT, DARK SKY,THE OP'S CRY
TIME TOLEAVETHEM ALLBEHIIIIIINNDD
This is now a Sweetie Belle thread
>>11460191Is there a mod that gives him a sombrero, or just the moustache?Because I'd seriously buy the game if they had that
>>11460225Devil May Cry should be an exception, considering that we were doomed from the start AND that it's a fantastic series.Except 2. 2 was too easy.
>>11460225I wonder why no one stopped shit like Doctor Hooves from forming.
>>11460241Why is she a clown?
Hey, why do they even call her Pinkie Pie?Because like Pi, her fat annoyance is a constant!
>>11460213but then i can't have a>WHO ARE YOU>IM YOUR PROM DATE YOU UGLY SACK OF SHITjokewhere will my life lead if not to bad puns about a bad game
>>11460266Probably somewhere better than where it's leading now.
>>11460261I'm shitting blood
>>11460244http://dmcmods.com/598-moustache-tire-shirtIt gives him the moustache.
>>11460282but then i might not talk about childrens cartoonas showsthats likecard games on motoorcycles tier bad
>>11460298More complete version here:http://dmcmods.com/1994-el-dante-mexican-theme
would you a hungry horse?
Hey, Nohooves, could you post your tumblr again? I keep forgetting to follow it.
>>11460255the normal sane fans were against ponifying everything and stuffing ponies into every possible situation but there is no stopping the autists
>>11460235Wrong game nigga
Help.I've suddenly been really getting into SpikeLight art and fics.
>>11460257She's not a clown, dumbass. She's a toy-doll robot mime come to life and she wants to flirt with you[\spoiler]
>>11460201>>11460224You can trust this face. She won't disappoint you!
Guys, is Ponke Puh an Orz?
>>11460315> -Dante grows two mustaches when he’s using Devil Trigger.
>>11460327>and ficsCome across any good ones?
I'm actually sad it's looking like Flash Sentry *won't* be back for season 4. I think it'd be really fun and cute to see Twilight try and win over a boyfriend.
>>11460346>She won't disappoint you!This is trueon opposite day!
>>11460327check out twilight's treatment
>Another JJ pony crossover with the latest in vidya
>>11460333I would be very uncomfortable if THAT flirted with me.How do you even get a whiteface fetish?
>>11460369Geez, if you hate Pinkie so much how come you always post her when you tell your jokes?
>>11460379Link, nigger.Unless you mean the OP. It's not JJ in that case.
>>11460333Take it back; I want a younger version.
>>11459860what is his qt mark supposed to be?
>>11460411looks like a noose to me
>>11460363Yeah, a few short and simple ones. I'll need to find them.>>11460370Thanks anon.
A pony goes to her therapist and tell her she's depressed and doesn't now what to do.Her therapist says she should go see Pinkie Pie, because she can make any pony laugh."But doctor", the pony exclaims, "I AM Pinkie Pie!"
>>11460399I don't hate Pinkie. That would be like hating manure when its so full of raw materials for plants, just like Pinkie is full of raw materials for jokes.Who cares if They both stink!
>>11460363Here's one.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/34286/the-twilights-of-spikes-heartAnd this.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/45268/torn-between
>>11460355She cannot be Orz, because she is *many bubbles* unlike Orz, and does not have *parties* the way Orz do.
>>11460241Ross predicted equestria girls. Sweetie and Rarity are both hideous mimes in it.
>>11460460twilight's treatment is a fapficand can you link the ones you've found already?
>>11460235RULES OF NATURE
>>11460478What a pretty mane.
>>11460508Thanks. I'll give those a look later.
>>11460655>only 135Well shit I might just buy that
OK MLPG, pick a pony.Got one?The two of you have been both accused of a crime and have been separated for questioning. If you both remain silent, you will both go to prison for four years. If one of you accuses the other, they will get six years and you will go free. If you both accuse each other, you will each get one year.What do you do?
>>11460620well it was pretty decent from what i read (never finished it)it's humanized though
>>11460682Twilight. Use telepathy to get our story straight and blame Fluttershy
>>11460682>If you both accuse each other, you will each get one year.What the fuck sort of retarded legal system is this?
>>11460682>bluebloodWe'll both call each other out. But the difference is he's royalty and will probably get out anyways
>>11460682rat the bitch out
>>11460682I'd have to know if we ACTUALLY committed the crime.
>>11460710You can't use telepathy, you ding dong. Twilight would have to initiate for that to work and you've both been separated.You get the chair for trying to cheat
>>11460682They can't try Sweetie as an adult; she's still just a filly!
WHERE ARE THE GIRLS MLPG?
>>11460768we are livingin an equestrian worldbut there's still no equestrian girls
>>11460682Remain silent. Worst off I get 4 years in pony prison. Best off I get 6. Oh gosh, locked in with all those sexually deviant mares. Unf.
>>11460712Also your lawyer will carry out your sentence along with you.>>11460746As far as you know you did not, but have no knowledge as to the other>>11460759She'll get filly jailWhich is, ironically, much harder and scarier then normal jail
>>11460682I'd try to know who committed the crime first, if there are no suspects then I'd declare myself guilty. I don't want mai waifu to suffer.
>>11460682prisoner's dilemma pls go
>>11460795You are a big scary animals and would go to big scary animal prison, full of other mythical beats. You will share a cell with a jelly cube serving a dime for indecent exposure
>>11460798No wonder we haven't seen any lawyer ponies. Being an Equestrian lawyer is risky business.
>>11460798>much harder and scarier then normal jailNOI refuse to let her suffer through that
>apple nuked his tumblr>AGAIN
>>11460798Alrighty thenRarity, and I couldn't bring myself to land her in jail. I confess on the spot.
>>11460510Counterpoints:She is as obsessed with parties as they areCan see other dimensions (confirmed by movie)Likes *sauce*Her *dancing* leads to a battle in Appleloosa.Maybe she's an Orz puppy, if not a true Orz.
>>11460873Why do ponies go to fancy restaurants and cafes when there is perfectly good grass just outside?
>>11460840My dick would never become flaccid.
>>11460860what are you talking about?its still thereif you hate him, why follow him?
>>11460655>>11460600I wish I could get one high quality Luna plushy.
Still no leak?
My very little pony, my very little pony...
>>11460800What's in it?
>>11460655The back legs are a little off, but that is pretty good.
>>11460855>>11460885The two sisters did indeed commit the crime and merely used your gullibility to get off free. And it worked.then now live the high life in a fancy castle while you are some grue's new prison wife
>>11460929those are some big chairs
>>11460929Tiny pones are cute
>>11460915Buying it friday IDGAF
>>11460929How big is Really Really Big Man's dining set?Really realy!
>>11460924Here you go Anon._______________________heh___________
>>11460515he probably inspired it. the idea is bad enough i wouldn't be surprised
>>11460935Tender kisses... Sweetie Belle's mutilated body
>>11460979That's not a leak, it's a leek.
Hey y'all~Guess whathttp://www.livestream.com/mtdoodledump?t=605764
>>11460924No anon, that's the power of pampers
>Pony gets a cutie mark of the pony who murders him
>>11460964I want a pony body-pillow thing
>>11460929My little pony.Kissed a Coyote
Since Pinkie gave you a makeover, she now asks if you'll paint her hoofsies.Got any nice colors, anon?Anything but pink
>>11461042Pinkie's face scares me
>>11461035>special talent is pushing up daisies
>>11461042Hobbes, you're supposed to pounce AT the door.
>>11461046I want a pony to use as a pillowOr vice versa
>>11461053I'll paint them white.
>>11461059>you will never go to the circus with the ponies
>>11461041That's not what I posted..
>>11461068>Or vice versaYou want a pillow to use as pony?
>>11461053>take hoof>put it in bucket of paint>she think it looks great
>>114610814chans messing with your computer, most likely
>>11461074I don't like the pink one.
>>11461086No, the other versa
Why isn't pony leaking?
>>11461118>Pinkie tried to tickle you>She just has big stubby horns that can't tickle>You play along anyway
>>11461074>Making the Griffon Kingdom laughI call bullshit on that
"You don't suck dick anon? Not even the glass dick?"
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/This is still happening
>>11461147Pinkie is cute...sometimes
>>11461149>Dipper fetishGravity falls general please go.
>>11461147inb4 orange pony is ponyacci
>>11461173big red loser
>>11461172Pinkie is the sweetest pone, look at her giving up her ticket to see her hero to someone just to cheer him up.
>>11461172>>11461184Well aren't you a bright one
>>11459878Xieril you still here?What is this pones qt mark
>>11461158>you will never get high then go suck dicks with Rainbow Dash
>>11461184This DOES sound a little bit too much like that watchman joke
>>11461206It looks like three doughnuts.
>>11461172Wow I wonder who the clown is....Pink comics are worst comics
>>11461199>>11461147Am I the only one who reads his laugh like Krusty the Klown?
>>11461199And this is all the preview shown
>>11461214>The Watchman jokeThat joke's like three hundred years old
>>11460143Is Twilight elite?
>>11461199>>11461236My money's on Pinkie being the one to make him laugh
>>11461236I like him.I'm going to draw this.Tomorrow.When things are better.
>>11461217They look like nuts or seeds to bePastry pony?
>>11461253I was not implying they made it, I meant where I heard it lately, and where it has been referenced to before.
>>11461253Silly anon, Watchmen isn't three hundred years old
No. A mare in waiting at best.
>>11461260Yes it's basically A Friend In Deed 2: Clown Boogallo
>>11461217>>11461272Isn't she the barista pone? They'd be coffee beans, then.
>>11461286I hope it's actually good. AFID was a bad episode.
>>11461287>>11461272Yeah I just asked him. They are three coffee beans arranged like Rarity's cutiemark.
>>11461306The interview with the writer gave me a lot of hope.Really in the end the final Micro ranking in my opinion will be thisRarity>Pinkie>Twilight>Dash>Fluttershy>AJ
>>11461306There are no bad episodes. Only bad opinionsLike yours
I am still deeply depressed that Pinkie Pie is my favorite pony and her cover was made by Yamino
>>11461337Your face is a bad opinion
I love this horse.
>>11461337AFID was a bad episode with a godly song
>>11461284>It's too late in history to organize a force of men to make people swear fealty to you, eventually take over a kingdom and grant your descendants hereditary titles.
>>11461374It's a nice episode with a good song that also made me like Pinkie less
>>11461363I love this horse
>2 posts a minuteCUM ON STEP IT UP
>>11461332I doubt they can make a micro worse than Dash's and Fluttershy's
>>11461352You can like the cover and hate Yamino at the same time, you know.
>>11461392I love this horse more
>>11461363it must suck to be you
>>11461412NopePinkie is forever soiled. I can't love her anymore
>>11461396But anon, I'm busy trying to learn to draw.
>>11461396why is she so perfect
>>11461441you and me both anon. I'm drawing hands
>>11461450Stretchy little legs
>>11461408The editor of the comics who's also an AJfag said that AJ's micro in his opinion is weaker then the rest
>>11461450Ms.Peachbottom is the best pony.She's hip, she's cool and she hates tight spaces.
>>11461471wow, I'm learning to draw tooI'm drawing penises
>you idiots don't know about Pagliaccifucking philistines
>>11461471>>11461500You should combine your powers and draw penis hands
>>11461408I didn't see Fluttershy but the preview seemed promising What was wrong with it?
>>11461498Her name is Chickenbottom
>>11461525Her name is Cockass.
>>11461450Cute accentCute manestyleChicken on her assMilfyLikes to run, could help you lose weightProbably a monster in the sack
>>11461505>That wasn't referenced several times in the thread already
>>11461536God I just want to punch her
>>11461505Don't you mean Ponyacci and fillystines!
>>11461525NO, it's Peachbottom.>>11461530FUCKYOU
>>11461546>wanting to punch bestponeBut why
>>11461534>Probably a monster in the sackShe's my wife-oo. Stay away from her Anonymous pig.
>>11461530I prefer cockbutt
Snips and Snails are going to let you suck their cocks.But you can only pick one. Which one? Explain.
>>11461578Neither. I'm not gay.
>>11461578But I'm not gay, anon.
>>11461553Peachbottom was probably Harshwhinny's name and they changed it. That actually makes sense since in that Twitter about her name she says the FIRST name. Since Chickadee didn't even have a name she was talking about Harshwhinny.
>>11461578SnipsBecause Snails is too big to wrap my lips around.
>>11461578Pfffttt, I'll punch them both in their boy cunts.
>>11461550I can't tell if this is an intentional shoop or people habbeb this
>>11461631It's real nigga
>>11461638I wonder how big Rarity's anal dildo is.
>>11461638Twilight's checkin' out that booty.
>>11461638Damn Twilight, not even Spike is that obsessed with Rarity's ass. You have problems girl
>>11461656About tree fidy.
>>11461638Wait a secondPETS ARENT ALLOWED IN SCHOOL!
>>11461591Wow Dexter. I know you're mad that you're getting canceled, but dont take it out on me.
When are you going to get a girlfriend, little brother?
>>11461638i wouldso fucking hard
>>11461687Ponies are DRY CLEAN ONLY faggot.Now they're going to shrink...
>>11461687this is cute, but wont this hurt pretty ponies?
>>11461688She's confused as to how human butts work.She's new to the world after all.
>>11461702Oh look, it's Glimmering Glassware
Which contributors are going to Bronycon?
>>11461697He's mad because he will never give Deb the dick.
>>11461702Shining Armor, you don't have to dress in drag for me to think you're sexy.
>>11461728brae, lk, jessy. that's all i know
>>11461702I have one, sis, but I'm afraid I won't be able to satisfy her.If only there was some way for me to practice.
>>11461702when are gonna let me tap that ass big sister?
>>11461728>bronycon>not genconit's like you want to be brony popular or something.
JJ is going to GalaCon, anon
>>11461753Practice on your sister
>>11461638You know these pictures makes me comfortable with those designs. Makes me start liking them. But then I remember how they look animated and say fuck that
>>11461745which pony is the snuggliest?
>>11461737How the heck do ponies dress in drag?Stallions just put on some fake lashes?
Is Mrs.Cake slutty?I don't know if it's canon.
Images with certain filenames (specifically ones with % in them) were not being archived properly.This has been fixed.Hope you're all doing well.
>>11461792I wish I could get my pony to snuggle like Fluttershy
>>11461638I would a pony rarity and a EQG rarityso HARD
>>11461814Thanks! Have a pony
>>11461802The cakes are swingers.
>>11461814Doing swell. How about you?
>>11461802>If that makes any sense, right?Mmmmaybe...
I love every last one of you lot
>>11461821At the same time?
>>11461792The pony you love.
>>11461829That pony doesn't look very happy.
>>11461728The ones mentioned as well as Scherzo and SB.
>>11461829>Twilight sees your anus
>>11461814I'm sure that was only a small percentage of images!
>>11461821Pony Rarity? All day every day without a doubtEqG Rarity? Don't know
>>11461814Odd... But thanks!
>>11461814Hey there! long time no see.Do you still hat ponies?
>>11461797And makeup. Female clothing if necessary.
>>11461834Look at that face of his.He obviously knows something.
>>11461802Does this look like a slut to you, Anon?
>>11461855Go to bed, bubbles.
>>11461814Images get archived?Where?
>>11461873With a butt like that..Dat pantsu.
>>11461702All of that old fanart made obsolete in one fell swoop
>>11461883In the archive?
>>11461883Our archive.Not yours.
>>11461873Like a black stripper on a /pol/e.
>>11461829Damn bathrobe always follows her around.
>>11461883In the archive of course.
>>11461883In the archive.
>>11461838But I want to fuck children.
>>11461873Best milf pone.Fuck Harshwhinny and Chicken butt
>>11461791but don't they look better animated than they do in stills?
>>11461906bathrobes are supposed to be warm and snuggly, not cold and depressing.If I could I'd wear Pinkie like a bathrobe all day
>>11461919we all do, anon
>>11461839HELL YEAH>>11461856but you can grope a EQG rarityyou cant do that with pony
>>11461896>>11461902>>11461907I only get thumbnails. I mean FULL images
>>11461883http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/>>11461868I never hatted them. Just got burned out and left for greener pastures.I think my 13 year old sister might end up dragging me back in, though. Funny how these things go.>>11461855Heh.
>>11461922>Fuck HarshwhinnyI dont need your permission anon
>>11461938How would you an EG Rarity?
>>11461933all the clips I've seen so far make me like them better than any still I've seen.
>>11461943Click the images, dork.
>>11461943Our archive only archives MLPG, not the other threads.
>>11461938But Pony Rarity has magic. I cou;dn't care less about EqG Rarity.
>>11461922>that belly and ass jigglingOh my God, I want to rub my hugs all over her body.
>>11461938>you cant do that with ponyJust watch me.
>>11461922>Best milf pone.My nigga.
>>11461944You should download the comics for her
MLPG, I demand that you stop horsing around this instant.
>>11461922I believe you're leaving out another pony.
Speaking of milf poneshttp://i.imgur.com/Km8xAdu.gif
>>11461997RARITY SAID I CAN HORSE AROUND AS MUCH AS I WANT
>>11461954I dont understand>>11461970yes pony rarity has magic and she can do things with itbut EQG rarity fuels my vanilla fetish>>11461976ponys dont have tits, anon>inb4 appledan posts milky way
>>11461998Oh yeah, Lyra.How could I forgit?
>>11461944Pics of little sister.
>>11461970pone rarara doesn't have tits
>>11462013Ponies have tits, just not very large ones.
>>11462013BUT ANON THEY D- shit
>>11461997What else are we going to do in a thread about horses?
>>1146200710/10 concept4/10 execution
>>11462022Ass=Hips>>TitsThe loss of tits doesn't affect me
>You will never have tea and biscuits with your favorite pony
>>11461998FUCK YOU, FREUD, I DON'T WANT TO FUCK MY OWN MOTHER
>>11462017She's not a mom, anon.
>>11462007Please tell me those are anal lickings.
Any good recent fapfics?
>>11462041Because I'll be having brewskies with Dash
>>11461997But horsing around is what we do best!
How would you feel if pony laid on their back, to make it easier for you?
>>11462051I'll fix that
>>11462041Sure I will, and you can't stop me.
>>11462055It IS tagged analingus
Someone really needs to color this
>>11462007She looks like a Slowpoke. Other than her face, it's one of the best .gifs I've seen.
>>11461919I do too, anon.
>>11462041As an American, I had no idea that British biscuits were more or less cookies and always though they actually had tea with oven baked quick bread butter biscuits and stuff
>>11462063That would be nice. It would be much easier to rub her belly that way.
>>11462007THEYRE EATING HERAND THEN THEYRE GOING TO EAT MEOH MY UNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>11462051If you crawled into Celestia's vagina and she gives birth to you again, is she your mother?Do you come out as a pony?
>>11462073I couldn't see the tags, sorry.And no one is really into anal lickings.
>>11462063for that pony, anything.
>>11462077We never see her with the same filly.
>>11462074why is she so perfect /co/?
Would you invite pony to have a threesome with you and your (hypothetical) significant other?
>>11462063But I could snuggle them in any position comfortably
I hate trying to draw back legs.
>>11462103No. My significant other IS a pony.She's mine and mine alone.
>>11462112Do. There is no try.
>>11462103>tfw no (hypothetical) significant other
>>11462101And we've never seen you with your girl friend, but that doesn't mean she doesnt exist. OH WAIT
>>11462119Okay, I hate drawing back legs.
>>11462102Because she is just another version of the perfect pony
>>11462096I enjoy some good rimminghttp://i.imgur.com/zE1OAqu.png
>>11462007>you will never be the part of a giant, milf-filled orgy
>homestuck just updated
>>11462102That's not luna
>>11462126You're mean, Bubbles.That hurts.
>>11462074How'd I do?
>>11462132"Don't be so shy, dearie.""Get IN there~"
>>114621651/10The 1 is because you made me laugh
>>11462117No, I mean like human x pony x human. As in two people who really love each other who also really love a pony.
>>11462165wait, wrong image.
You wake up one day with a pony tulpa /mlp/.She's on top of your belly sleeping.What's the first thing you do?
>>11461314Very nice pone. Wish I could do her justice.
>>11462103But the pony is the significant other.I'd never leave pony for a 3DPD.
stallion x femanon
why does everything in EQG's Personworld have horseshoes on it
>>11462220stallion x shotanon
>>11462198wonder when this was tulpa general
>>11462198Be upset because she isn't the real deal.
>>11462220colt x loli
you may have one ponyit must not be one of your top 5 choose wisely
>>11462130We really need a human version of that and this dress
>>11462220>>11462227shota anon x fillyloli femanon x colt
>>11462242Celestia.That was easy.
>>11462242So, basically any background pony? Because if you have any background in top 6 then you're doing it wrong
That "Cheer" comic is giving me a boner I haven't had for animated humans that I haven't felt in a while.
>>11462143Who does those images, I love his artstyle
>>11462242i will take luna i guess. she used to be my main waifu but quickly fell down the list as the seasons went on.
We need more canon chubby mareshttp://i.imgur.com/bv0rUfY.png
>>11462242Give me that watermelon one. I forget her name.I'll call her Yoga Bitch.
>>11462242What's the point if it isn't mai waifu.I don't care.
>>11462282>http://i.imgur.com/bv0rUfY.png>tits>handsI haven't seen those in MONTHS.
>>11462317Is that a complaint?
>>11462247>>11462130why is rarity such a lewd pony?
>>11462337She's a very sultry pony
>>11462242Celestia.I then have her transport me back to equetria with her.
>>11462242Thats easy.Flash SentryNo one would ever find the body.
>>11462361No one would even look.
>>11462361You clever bastard.
Is the imgur plugin borking for anybody else?
>>11462390What's in the box chubby nurse pony?
>>11462392Yeah, it isn't loading thumbnails, but embedding works.
>>11462403Thats not ponies
>>11462407reminder... that the padlocks on those lockers aren't doing a damn bit of good?
>>11462423I never implied as such
>>11462403you aren't kidding about the boner
>>11462407reminder... that fluttershy has a terrible design?
>>11462390unf nursehips unf
>>11462242TRIXIE!NOSWEETIE BELLENOCELESTIANO NO LUNANO CHEERILEENO RAINDROPSNO DERPYNO APPLEBLOOMNO APPLEJACKNO SCOOTALOOIT'S TOO HARD
>>11462407ehi still would
>>11462404her undying love and affection for you
>>11462407That Fluttershy is a total qt in this because she can telegraph her demeanor easily?
Talk about a splitting headache
>>11462407EqD Dash is cuter
>>11462484>>11462488le smug flutterhuman face mind
>>11462441Stop posting this, it's making me hungry.
>>11462533Why is she wringing her hands?Is she waiting for someone to ask her out or something?
>>11462488She's about a 3 right now
>>11462565I only played in vanilla and bc and wrath for like a month. I dont get the refernce?
>>11462505EqG dash is horrible and I think Dash is one of the cutest ponies
>>11462584>>11462584Kek is how the horde would hear the alliance say "lol", or maybe it was the other way around I don't quite remember anymore.
>>11462588I can feel the metalfags tears.
>>11462403That comic wasn't even good.
>>11462607It's the other way around
>you will never spend your youth nonsexually cuddling with your filly waifu
>>11462607"kek" is lol from horde to alliancethe other way around would be "bur"
>>11462612I want to find where they sell these.They look good.
>>11462607>>11462612Where does it say kek?
>>11462565>think that this is from wowtopkek>>>/s4s/247422look at all the replies to this topicprobobally from therewow forced memes probobally dont even exzist ourside of /v/
>>11462403holy shitholy SHITthis is hitting so many of my vanilla kinks it's insane
>>11462599EqG RD shouldn't be this cute
>>11462426>tfw no leak>tfw people keep asking>tfw I keep checking>tfw I wait and lurk waiting for itThat gif of Pinkie Pie continually checking her mailbox for a letter from Dash has never been more appropriate. Has anyone made a leak-related edit for that yet?
Um, like, butts or something.
what if S4 has is linked to EqG and Twilight's boyfriend becomes a main character?
>>11462659Oh, well, I would venture into that cesspit. And I go to /pol/ all the fucking time.
I THINK ITS TIME WE START TALKING ABOUT DICKS
ITS YOUR HUMAN WAIFU
>>11462599oh they are slutting up to get more boys on their side of the popuarity contest.I love it.
i wonder if these threads will every get tired of the boring shock humor of horsefucking and just discuss the showseriously, it's not even funny anymore.
>>11462751Well then why don't you leave
>>11462621would I be a colt or a boy?
>>11462751It's not humor you dingus
>>11462751>not wanting to fuck a horse
>>11462750>Implying Dash doesn't end up fucking one of themRarity is just a tease though
>>11462730That's not going to happen.
>>11462751No one is trying to shock anyone...People actually want to fuck horses.
>>11462751Okay anon, lets have some show discussionWhat one-shot character from each season would you most like to see return?
>>11462748I'd ask that human out
>>11462751>Shock humor>HumorThis is serious business
>>11462751Yeah its all a joke. Heh...oh god
>>11462750Shameful as fuck.
>>11462774remember when he were saying that EG would never happen?
>>11462746>Let's post dicks!>Post my actual dick>DUDE WE WERE JUST JOKING WE'RE NOT FAGS
>>11462748Oh god it's happening again
>>11462814I want to see it
>>11462751Oh my god.Do you seriously think we're joking.Oh my god.
>>11462816they're just begging to be fondled
I saw Equestria Girls hereWhat the flying fuck I've wasted 10 fucking dollars on this movie.Plus someone was really carrying spaghetti on his pocket.What the fuck..As rating,0/10Fuck this gay earth.
>>11462814You just need to post a magnificent dickEveryone is gay for a great dick
>>11462407>that wallflower demeanor>that ridiculous clothing design>that thigh gap10/10, would awkwardly get caught staring at in class and never make a move
>>11462786mixed feelings. I'm afraid I would be bullied more than fluttershy by everyone because of me being a human. But then again that might be something me and fluttershy can have in common and bond together.
Well it looks like I'm back to wanting bone animated human females again. Guess this is just making some of us come full circle.
>>11462816what am i doing with my life
>>11462831Hey. You mad?
>>11462866Just wait for S4Your natural horsefucking urges will return
>>11462872HELPI SHOULDN'T BE FINDING THIS CUTE
>>11462836what makes a dick great?
>>1146284610/10 would become best friends with and never work up the courage to try a romantic relationship with
>>11462872She really isn't that cute.You guys have problems
>>11462900It just has to be healthy, size isn't that big of a deal.Also, shave.
I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle!
>>11462825>>>/soc/16426040Very last post in the black tshirt, I'm not linking directly to irritate scruffy. I already gave /co/ a timestamp last time, i'm not doing it again.
>>11462937Where can you make these?
>>11462937>Snack the crunch offholy shitmy sides
>>11462866Just wait until the live action Equestria Girls movie.They're doing this for you, Anon. They care about your sexuality because they can't have you fapping to their girl toys.
>>11462751No, you're going to watch Darf talk about how bugchasing is hot and you're going to enjoy it.
>>11462912I always imagine fluttershy befriending someone who is equally awkward and beta, and both of them are too scared to try to make a romantic relationship despite both of them wanting it.
>>11462947SHUT THE FUCK UP PINKE
>>11462919>can't stop noticing that she has no hair on one side of her headaaaaaaaa
>>11462872it's not a question of will let mebut who will stop me
>>11462967God I hate that pictureand I feel incredibly autistic for it
>>11462983she isn't wearing shorts thoughshe's wearing jeans with the pant legs rolled upyou dumb fuck
>>11462963as if brad would say something like that
Wonder if Babs would take up something like this if she didn't visit Ponyville
>>11462945why do I remember that dick
Guys. Listen. I know it's hard for you to understand, but there is already in progress a wedding ceremony in Season 4 for Twilight Sparkle, and her boyfriend.I'm sorry to break it to you guys.
>>11462900I has to be moderately big at leastYou have to have low body fatYou can't be too thick or too thinYou need some veins but not too manyForeskin is largely irrelevant but the tight look that cut guys have is really niceAnd you should at least trim, shave if you've got something really big
>>11463042You are lying. Stop that.
>>11462999[sweating intensifies]Stop posting my fetish anon
>>11462965>>11462912What if Fluttershy has two guys awkwardly pining for her? Both who are too beta to make a move or to confront the other and tell them to bback the fuck off?And poor Fluttershy finds the entire thing horribly awkward and scary, not wanting to hurt the feelings of either. Especially since she know she can't make them both happy.
>>11462967>you'll never take care of Dash after she crashes while showing off and hurts herself>she'll never try to act like she's completely fine, doing her best not to cry
>>11463051what is moderately big? stop being so cryptic and just make exact perameters.
>>11462947SAYS was a very good half of an episode.
>>11463051I burn about 500 calories a day biking, but then I drink. It's a vicious cycle. I have 18% fat.
>>11462912>>11462965>tfw did this exactly>tfw she bloomed socially and left me behind romantically>tfw still besties;_;
>>11463051>but the tight look that cut guys have is really niceuncut looks better
>>11462999msob is that you?don't you dare stop
>>11463075>someone finally manages to try to make a fight>its both horribly awkward to watch, with both of them screaming like little girls and not even hurting each other
>>11462488>>11462484>Fluttershy not wearing a sweater
>>11463079about this big
>>11463088>500 calories a dayhow many miles do you ride?
>>11463025>Zajiceeven when he's not trying to make his ponies sexy, they end up that way
>>11463112THEN HOW BIG IS THE PONY?
>>11463084now we're talking
>>11463119I'm not a fag, I just like cartoon ponies.
>>11463116I was thinking more along the lines of the Derpy one
>>11463084that shirt is going to burst soon
>>11463138That got a bit silly huh
>>1146311812 I think? I usually stop at 45 minutes.
>>114630796"+Contrary to popular belief 6" isn't average>>11463092Uncut has a whole spectrumCut always looks nice unless they were botched
HUMAN SHOULD HUMAN HUMAN
>>11463162No, pony should pony human.
Hey guys let me try
>>11463162Oh she'll human you alright.
What happened with BCS earlier today?
>>11463169you did it!
>>11463153stationary or on a real bike?good job by the way, i do an hour a day
>>11463179She committed sanjoku
>>11463169>those facesOh goodness.
>>11463186Stationary. I have a real nice airdyne.
>>11463104>They're sent to the principal's office>Because they were technically fighting, right?>Both mumble something about Fluttershy>They get detention and she brings her in>She says it must be her fault and apologizes awkwardly through her hair>They all wind up in detention together for a week>No one talks, no one makes eye contact>A week later this cycle repeats
>>11463051>>11463155I think i might qualify, but I don't want to trim, or actually post a picture of my dick on the internet.
>>11463169We need Equestria Girl plane pone
>>11463084equestria girls is going to spawn so much fucking anthro fanart. This is going to be awesome.
>>11463216anthro is shit.It's also against the rules.
>>11463169>you'll never have two sexy plane ponies ogling you
>>11463216more of this please
>>11463051I think my balls are kind of small, but no one seems to care about that. I'm otherwise satisfied. Moreso if I burned myself down to about 12% fat.>>11462945
>tfw 5 inch cut chode
>>11463216Are those her abs or does she have a dick? Legitimate question.
>>11463178I'd that human
>>11463216IS ZAT A PENIS?!?!
>>11463216there seems to be some kind of cylindrical apple stored in the lower portion of her swimsuitmost peculiar
>>11463259>not having pride in being part of cut master race
>>11463169>those facesOh god
>>11463259>anon, ah'm just tum pluckered scrunched out!
>>11463261it's just the shading
>>11463261She's got abson her dick
>>11463259>tfw 6.5 inch uncut python
This is Twilight Sparkle, and she is my favorite pony.
>>11463311>tfw 7.6 articulated python
>>11463312Fuck you Fuck your favorite Pony
>>11463255If you spend 30-60 minutes in a vacuum pump with warm water before you take a photo your balls will look amazing
>>11463312She is my second favorite ponyThis is my favorite po y
>>11463169Why did I read that in Ice Pack's voice?
>>11463312Too bad she's getting married.
>>11463293I'm assuming the face was hidden for my own safety?
>>11463345because you're a brony
>>11463311>tfw blunthead tree snake
>>11463327oh boy here we go!
>>11463348She's already gotten married, though.
>>11463339But anon, I should at least take her to dinner first before fucking her.
>>11463327I wonder if she'll have blue nipples
>>11463345he has a voice?
>>11463335>tfw 8.1"x6" and cut>tfw basically perfect cock>tfw low self esteem
>>11463311>6.5>"python"I think I'm going to go for surgery to get an extension.
>>11463169>Garna~what does that mean?
>>11463381You could use that cock on me to raise your self esteem
Would you fags please fuck off to /soc/ if you want to talk about your dicks.
>>11463312That doesn't look like Twilight SparkleShe has one of those headspikes
>>11463400Anon, please don't start this again.Twilight Sparkle is married to me.
>You will live to see the day of custom artificial organs and get a 12 inch cannon
>>11463384Don'tIt's seriously not worth itTraction devices, hanging and clamping work if you're that desperate
>>1146342612 inches would be too much for most women. 8 inches, uncut, and very thick is better.
>>11463426>enhancing your penis>not getting a perfect, customizable, reversible sex changenigga u gay
>>11463426I can't wait to be the biggest hipster in an era of biotic organs
Yo niggas who wants to play TF2?
>>11463466whatever happend to the MLPG server? I had it favorited but then it just dissapeared
>>11463425You two better get the fuck away from her. She's mine. And mine alone.
>>11463353I cannot deny it.>>11463377Well, the voice I imagine Ice Pack to have.
>>11463426>12 inchesNigga, vaginas are only 3-6 inches deep.You could only have sex in the butt, and even then you couldn't get all 12 inches in unless you were willing to twist a large intestine apart.
>>11463449>For women>Not just to admire in the mirror
>>11463483Who the fuck are you?
>>11463486Where's that SMBC comic where they just expand their penises and vaginas till humanity almost dies
>>11463481It's still there
>>11463169which one?how hard?
Sure is summer here
>>11463516It's gonna blow captain!
>>11463486This is like those fat expansion fetishists but with dicks
>>11463516That's a damn strong sweater
>>11463516Careful now. You go too crazy with that and don't imgur it, you'll probably get reported.
>>11463483>>11463499I already knew a ton of people in this thread samefag but I've never seen undeniable proof.
>>11463539Actually summer isn't for a few more days.
Um. Can you guys do me a favor?
>>11463506Really? Well once my internet stops hemoraging I might get on if there are people playing.
>>11463499>>11463483Pffffft.Way to go.
>>11463516IT'S REACHING CRITICAL MASS
>>11463559SO HERE I AM
>>11463567What is it?
>>11463466Nigga I was thinking the exact same thingI'll be right on once I get a shower
>>11463567Yeah sure I guess
>>11463567No, you're worst pone.
>>11463567This better not involve sex or pretended infatuation
>>11463582DOING EVERYTHING I CAN
>>11463579yes that is what we are talking about
>>11463567You're not the real Twilight Sparkle.
>>11463567Can I have sex with you?
>>11463567what is it Twilight?
>>11463589OkID 184.108.40.206:27015Pass bonbon
>>11463604You just missed the penis discussion.
>>11463604HOLDING ON TO WHAT I AM
What if Pony came into our world?
>>11463624It's what attracted him. We accidentally performed the ritual to summon him.
>>11463624I was watching in the shadows.
>>11463641I'd be there to lick it up.
Why are Rarifags so defensive?
>>11463641dead in a week
I'M NOT REAL
MLPGI need to know your ages
>>11463641then I would give pony a tour and escort pony to the U.N. building
>>11463641>What if Pony came into our world?>What if Pony came>into our world?unf.
>>11463634PRETENDING I'M A SUPERMAN
>>11463641They would probably be taken into custody and studied.
>>11463659PS painting the finishing coat on a plane pony
>>11463655good. you'd be a nuisance anyways
We Twilight now?
I've got you all beat.http://i.imgur.com/dDzBlYc.png
>>11463659You are a wonderful person, and now we need the entire hanger getting smashed at The Landing Pad, Refueler's bar and pub.
>>11463676No... not you xie
STOP IMPERSONATING ME
>>11463676Those tits aren't inflating properly.
>>11463711Prove you're the real Twilight then.Pics, with timestamp.
>>11463516HERE WE GO
>>11463705People posting gifs I've made is my fetish.
FLASH SENTRY IS HOMOSEXUAL
>>11463659Blitz will always be the cutest and prettiest plane pony
>>11463734And then Rainbow Dash became the new DJ Acid.
>>11463676>even your humans are cuteI HATE YOU
I choose you, Mewfour!
>>11463662>pony cums into earth>nine months later the ponularity occurs as earth hatches into the universal pony
>>11463756I choose you, Mewball!Now draw some loira.
>>11463734RIP her spine
>>11463676damn that's cute
BIG FLOPPY PONY PRICK
Your waifu is a very nice pony, and she loves you very much.
>>11463698What kind of OC is that?
I need to know this MLPG, did any of you saw the EqG movie? And if any of you guys did, how was it?
>>11463812All of them on girl, showing them off so proudly
>>11463796That's really going to hurt you know They won't pop or anything
>>11463827I saw the last 13 minutes of it. it was awful.
>>11463827among the few that did, the reaction was generally along the lines of "better than I feared, worse than I hoped"
>>11463820A BIG ONEhttp://i.imgur.com/tUa70lP.png
>>11463824this is getting too hyper for me nowand by now I meant five frames ago
>>11463860how does she stay conscious with all the blood that has to be pumped down there?
5 players in hats
when does the hiatus end anyway?
IS THERE A LINK TO THE JAP DUB THAT WE MISSED?
>>11463860is the imgure extension broken?
>>11463881She's a unicorn.
>>11463812>>11463829You've got me imagining supermodels walking down the runway wearing big floppy pony pricks like boas. The stallions are attached to their back with harnesses.
>>11463824Okay this is just silly
New plane pones are always a good thing.
>>11463881>bloodI don't think there's anything but semen in that pony
>>11463860I had a nightmare like that once.
>>11463908I'm enjoying it.
>>11463388It's swedish for "With pleasure, gladly or willingly". Runyway's Scandinavian. Hope I spelled the word right .>>11463687Sure, gimme a sec.
>>11463887neverdino you been playing the new animal crossing?
>>11463908Alright, we're done.
>>11462403Just read this entire thingawesome10/10 link anon
>>11463978Damn you. To hell
>>11463958i have noti have been making a game in unity3d with AGDG general.turns out most of the shit which would make an animal crossing clone annoying to make...has free utilities and plugins in unity3d. like simple pathfindingis the new animal crossing on the wii? is there an .iso floating around that works with dolphin? i haven't played an animal crossing game in like 5 years
so how's the movie
>>114639922bigBut that was fun while it lasted
>>11463978Celestia got used to dozens of dead suitors, you will too.
>>11463978>Only true loveTwilight pls.
>>11463215What the hell would that even look likeA human pony strike witch? If so then i'm perfectly okay with that
So did Twilight give it up to the prom king or what?
>>11464046I would never let my kids watch the electric jew.
>>114640243DS only i thinkhah just watch ponycrossing be the only good game ever truly completed in the fandom
>>11464093and so am I
>>11464114completed is a strong wordand since i'm actually looking for a job now, i'll probably make a generic animal crossing clone then seperately release some kind of pony plugin under an aliasas a bonus, it'd allow for a moddable "anything crossing".
>>11464152Yes 7 people in the server
What were the skies like when you were young?
>>11464246random metro 2033 NPC kid pls
imgur script fix when?
What's the last thing Tex drew?
Night crew repost.Scootaloo is best item in the game.
>>11464283They were the most beautiful skies, as a matter of fact
>>11463978but he isn't gone
>>11464303Just install 4chanX v3 got that shit built in now.
>tfw you will never be on the banner
IP 220.127.116.11:27015Pass BonBon
>>11464317you could make an mlpg.co banner
>>11464339>tfw you will never be on the 4chan banner
>>11464327I was playing earlier before I finally gave up on my internet. I'll try to get on the second my intenert isn't retarded.
>>11464266I wouldn't mind being mind-raped by screwball and screwloose until I'm nothing more than a blubbering sex slave wearing strange hats and laughing maniacally before,during and after sex.
>>11464310It's referring to the fact that he's not a character in S4.
>>11464369Read that thread and don't see what there is to freak out about
>>11464369We predicted this, remember?People trying to emulate FIM's success.
It's kind of ded in here.Is everyone jerking off to that big titted EqG Rainbow Dash or something?