Cute little horse show.Not tall ugly person movie.Cute little horse show.Previous: >>11412734
I love Twilight Sparkle.
>>11417135Twilight and Fluttershy need to hang out more often.
>>11417150Who doesn't like the cute bookworm?
its slut sunday
>>11417184why would you like cancer
>>11417188No please, I don't like Rarity threads.
Is it me or all of Ken Aschorp's songs sound the same
>>11417208You in the Rose stream too?
>>11417208>A popular artists is a one-trick ponySurely his must be a world first
>>11417226>the phrase "one-trick pony" STILL has never been used in the showi don't understand how this is even possible
>>11417211You think this is a motherfucking game
QUICKWHAT IS PONY'S FAVORITE bruce springsteen album
>>11417243I think One Trick would be a great name for a character in the show
>http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_links>/mlp/ isn't listed under imageboards
>>11417259Born to Gallop
Ah right, while I was at the EGS premiere, had a chat with a fellow who is a little more in the know since he was media related, and found out more about what happened at EQLA 2013 with Nicole Oliver.He confirmed her being a nazi as well with the other VAs and writers, especially over autographs and taking pictures on the side rather than doing it during signings and without vouchers. Whoever was sitting next to her during signings was especially fucked over, including Creber who the guy was getting something from during his own time. She was pretty much trying to watch every word and action she was saying while next to Oliver.She's pretty much Reverend Lovejoy's wife at this point with a dominatrix streak.
>>11417259I don't have one because I never listened to one
QUICKWHAT'S THE BEST WAY OF MAKING WEAVER HAPPY AND TELL HIM HOW MUCH I LOVE EVERYTHING HE DOES WITHOUT DRAWING STUFF FOR HIMOFFERING MY BUTT IS AN OPTION
>>11417290>She's pretty much Reverend Lovejoy's wife at this point with a dominatrix streak.Rawr
>>11417317gib him mone
>>11417290wait whati missed the first part of thiswhat exactly happened with her at the EQLA thing
>>11417323WHEREI'LL GIVE HIM 10 BUCKS
This is, like, really boring, man.
>>11417171They do in the movie...alot. Still can't believe she participates in the Cheer leading in the Cafeteria, but whatever.
>>11417317Offer your vagina and bring a box of tissues when he inevitablybreaks down post coitus.
>>11417285>This is the list of family-friendly web resources that My Little Pony Friendship is Magic fans might be interested in>family-friendly
>>11417349In the show, not the movie.
>>11417350THAT IS NOT POSSIBLEI DON'T OWN A VAGINA
>>11417334Let's discuss FiMThis movie looks terrible, I want it to flop, but everyone has said it's not as bad as we think, maybe even good, and this Twilight gif is cute as fuck
>>11417377did EQG already come out?
So is a movie rip up?
>>11417376>he still isn't a futa
>>11417376OFFER THE NEAREST FEMALE FAMILY MEMBER
>>11417376They're pretty cheap at the moment. you can rent one for thirty bucks.
>>11417392Yesterday an LA premiere, yes. Globally today.
>>11417410WOOAre we going to watch it in the stram?
>>11417259Born in the Usa.I was there in milan two weeks ago, shit was incredibly cash.
>>11417434>not born in equestriaDO YOU EVEN PONE
>>11417434Born to Run is better.What happened in Milan?
>>11417417No one has a rip.No I'm not joking. Literally no one has a rip. Apparently security was watching everyone like it was nazi germany.
>>11417443you can say whatever you want,but those little nubs look disgusting.
>>11417446shitty pony movie is serious buisness
>>11417417It's a movie.It comes out in movie theatres.Until someone sneaks in a camera or it leaks by some other fashion, we have nothing to stream.But yes, there will be streams once we've got a copy.
>>11417445Dude, the wrecking ball tour. He played all born in the usa, some wrecking ball songs and then some of born to run songs too.3 hours and a half and he never stopped. Ever.Fuck I love that guy, I was this close to touching his hand.
>>11417460but it isn't pony movieit's person movie
>>11417446...There must be someone,come on. They ripped the dark knight rises after the shooting, they can't just... not reip a kid's cartoon.
>>11417469That sounds awesome. I don't follow his touring schedule, sorry
>>11417474What kind of gun is that?
>>11417474that episode was shit
>>11417492neither do I but since I live in italy and I got the tickets 6 months ago...
>>11417499Ask the Fo:E thread.
>>11417326No fun allowed basically. Enforced extreme measures during the panels she was at and by far dominated the talking, even interrupting the other VAs and such way more then a little.I know she doesn't tolerate Autism at all, but its not like the rest of us need to be in her police state world.>>11417377Still trying to digest the movie, but saying its 3/5. Felt like a really long episode. But animation flowed really, really well. Idea/premise was still retarded though, and lampshaded several times when Spike questions whats going on.If its canon, it changes nothing other then Twily has a possible love interested from the get-go in Season 4.>>11417460LA filmfest. LOS ANGELES FILM FESTIVAL.Frigging Hasbro President and Film Festival President (>tfw he said "My PRETTY Pony") were there, presenting the movie and cast.
>>11417539first two panels look like a disney characteralso i would have sex with flutterbear
this thread is too dead. it needs more ponk.
>>11417558I think it was a Brave joke
>>11417564PONK IS A GOOD HORSEHERE SHE IS PRETENDING TO BE A SNAKE
>>11417558Would you spread honey on her cunny?
>>11417556>other then Twily has a possible love interested from the get-go in Season 4.And you call that nothing? That cheating whore!
>>11417556>"My PRETTY Pony"That says some things about them
>>11417556>tfw he said "My PRETTY Pony"As like a joke, or did he seriously think the ip was called my pretty pony? If the latter we are fucked
>>11417556Some anon claimed he worked for hasbro (hue) and that this relationship thing was just testing the waters with fans to see how well it was accepted, if at all. Then he went on to say that if it did well RD would get a love interest as well. Probably not true, but do you think it's likely?
>>11417556You do know what My Pretty Pony is, right?
>>11417592>an executive is clueless about realityWELL SHIVER ME TIMBERSTHIS HAS NEVER HAPPENED BEFORE EVER
>>11417584PONK IS A VERY SILLY PONE
>>11417607>those FUCKING BOOTSwhy does it piss me off so muchwhy do i let it get to me
>>11417607I fact checked his info hard. He had a lot of holes in what he was saying.
>>11417556>My PRETTY Pony>these are the people in charge of the show's direction
>>11417607He was probably full of shit, but we're still at the mercy of Hasbro either way.
>>11417612It was a failed ip before my little pony.
>>11417623it's alright anon, it's alright. Relax and breathe normally, avert your eyes from the image and think of hapopy pone and non-pone things.Like rubyquest.
something's wrong with ponycan you help?
>>11417663I would go up to her and ask her whats wrong.
>>11417623A lot of highschool girls wear those kind of boots during the colder season (at least in Michigan) They go up to just over halfway of their shins, usually with a wool cap like Twilight has that cloth piece.Those boots are real but colored wrong and maybe a little too high Anon
>>11417663what is wrong with her?
>>11417663GG how can I send you money?
>>11417663pony why are you so compressed
>>11417657It's mlp's original name.
>>11417663she watched equestria girls didn't she
>>11417663>FluttershyIt ain't Rarity. Or SweetieOr TwilightOr PinkieOr DashHow can I help?
>>11417607I can verify this, I am the president of Hasbro and if this goes over well then all the characters will become alicorns and get married.
>>11417700Who the fuck eats a bowl of fruit that big
>>11417663that poor pony was drawn by an attention whorepoor poor pony ;_;
>>/co/50757225>You will never be this casual about your waifu.
>>11417663What's wrong Is Angel giving you a hard time or something
>>11417672Equestrian Girls confirmed for taking place in Michigan.That means that must be where the portal to Equestria is...
>>11417556You people fail to realize that he loves the ponies so much, that he really thinks that they are pretty. his pretty poniesTHAT GODDAMN FAGGOT IS AFTER OUR WAIFUS
>>11417623at least it's those retarded megaman boots and not uggs
>>11417668>>11417675that's for you to figure out, anon>>11417678I'll probably put something up on tumblr soon
>>11417663Offer a delicious hamburger, fresh off the cow.
>>11417728>You people fail to realize that he loves the ponies so much, that he really thinks that they are pretty. his pretty poniesYou said that like people from here don't do that.
>>11417733Ask Angel what's wrong with her
>>11417604The Film Festival Pres fucked it up and got an appropiate reaction from the audience and Hasbro president. Hasbro President was rock solid on his info but was still surprised at the turn out and excitement of the audience. >>11417587>>11417607It was ambigious at the end but presented as a possibility. She ends up going to the formal with human Flash Sentry and tons of blushing. Ends up dancing with him, twice. Expresses interest, crush/blushing, and heavy teasing by the other ponies and Cadence, when she encounters Flash Sentry as a royal guard in the pony world at the end of the movie.and fuck captcha and uploading high resolution pictures.
>>11417733Quit procrastinating on internet and go find a job.
>>11417733Maybe I brush her mane and tell her that I am there for her?
>>11417717>Messing up the link>wanting to be casual about your waifuYou have to be some kind of sub-human mongoloid
>>11417733Scatch behind EAR and try to CONFORT pone.
>>11417733Start checking her room for marijuana paraphernalia. Only drug usage could have blinded her heart to the boundless joys of living on God's Green Earth
>>11417744But people from here don't have his powers.DON'T YOU SEE? FLASH SENTRY IS PROBABLY HIS DOING. THAT WAY ALL TWIFAGS ABANDON HER. THEN HE'LL GIVE A BOYFRIEND TO ALL THE OTHER PONIES SO WE ABANDON THEM TOO.IN THE END HE WILL BE THE ONLY ONE THAT LOVES THEM. AND THAT"S WHY THEY WILL LOVE ONLY HIMWAKE UP MLPG. YOU'RE LETTING HIM STEAL YOUR WAIFUS.
>>11417733>>11417700>>11417663Heh, Fluttershy ends up crying during the movie because she's handing out flyers for an animal shelter she volunteers at and everyone is ignoring her/just walking by.
>>11417733read the note to understand pone's condition.
>>11417773Which is stupid. Pony Flluttershy would just say okay and just work herself there.
>>11417773and all's right in the world.
>>11417745>Ask Angel what's wrong with herthat's a good idea let's uh oh
>>11417785She's a highschool student.Also its acknowledged she has an insane amount of rescues at her own home and carries a bunch of animals in her backpack when she points out Spike-dog shouldn't be walking around in the open at school.
>>11417798Try to bribe him with some carrots. Fucker's just lazy.
>>11417798Get in fetal position and start rocking back and forth.
>>11417812Point is that they created a new Fluttershy that's even worse than Pony Fluttershy.
>>11417747I heard the romance shit at the end was just played for laughs.
>>11417733>>11417798Were they neutered?
I just got here.Has the movie leaked yet?
>>11417770Thank dog mai waifu ain't Twailait Spakle.
>tfw video on my youtube channel with near 400.000 views got blocked worldwideSo long
>>11417833Yes, we watched it without you.
>>11417848was it pone?
>>11417839Really?I thought it would have been uploaded somewhere by now for sure.
>>11417798>>11417812angel is a motherfucking P.I.M.P.he stays the same badass bunny no matter what universe he's infillies be droppin vagina panties everywherethe natural waves in his fur are to die for, it's canon
>>11417830Like I said, its ambiguous. It can be pursued in Season 4 or shrugged off.
>>11417833We strammed it this morning, when we were sure you weren't on.
>>11417852>>11417871w-why would you do something like that?! y-you knew how much it meant for me to watch it with you guys!
>>11417868also, he's got a sexy ass
am I the only one happy about princess Twily's love interest?, I hate waifufags
>>11417836You don't understand. If this works with Twilight he'll do that with the rest of the ponies. Celestia will marry some horse from Saddle Arabia to strength their alliances or some bullshit like that. Fluttershy finds a colt that's interested in saving plants and togheter they save plants and animals. RD will find a male version Lightning Dust that isn't a cunt. YOU'LL SEE. ALL OF THEM. ONE BY ONE. JUST SO WE ABANDON THEM AND HE CAN KEEP THEM JUST FOR HIMSELF
>>11417882...come on, you can watch it with me.
>>11417870>It can be pursued in Season 4It's totally gonna happen. Twilight is a princess now, and we all know a princess needs a perfect prince!
Oh wait who touched this thing
>>11417900I don't think there's a need for it in the first place, waifuing aside.
>>11417900Oh, anon, you should never make fun of other waifufags, you will never know if the waifukarma fucks you in the ass. Your waifu could be the next.
WERE THERE ANY UPSKIRTS OR GLIMPSES OF PANTIES
>>11417926Well turn it back up!
>>11417926Probably Dash. See if it can go past Melty
>>11417926wait, what is gonna happen to fluttershy?
>>11417926dang itthat thing's supposed to be kept locked
what would be worse>twilight gets a boyfriend>unresolved sexual tension
>>11417926What does rarity have to do with anything
>>11417934Yes, there was one shot where Twilight fell over and exposed her winking horse vagina under her skirt
>>11417944first one. Second one can lead to sexy and hilarious consequences.
>>11417926Can we just, kick it all the way to the right please?I'd like Fluttershy to be EXTRA firm~
>>11417868That's the only scene Angel is in. >>11417934Gets close plenty of times but never hinted at. Animation decision afterall. There was a point where AJ wanted to wear an actual dress to the formal but Rarity changes it back to skirt affair.
>>11417944>twilight gets a boyfriendReally easy. Do you want a boring romantic plot with Twilight and Flash taking away screen time from the other 5?
Oh god I can smell the fanfics and self insert crossovers about EQG.God have mercy on us.
>>11417934see thiswhat do
>>11417931>implying that I have a waifu
>>11417975HOLY SHITYO GABBA GABBA PANTIES
>>11417965What an uncouth helmet.
>>11417964>AJ>Wanted to wear a dress>Rarity>preferring a skirt over a beautiful dressAnd people say that they are like the ponies in the show
>>11417962>Not liking your fluttershy melty
>>11417977Then the normal karma will fuck you in the ass with your IRL girlfriend.
>>11417975Take pictures and buy it and look like a gigantic pedophile while doing it.
>>11417992>implying that I have a girlfriend
>>11417938That oughta do it
>>11417926Turn dial back to firm Then give Fluttershy hug to cheer her up
So, can I expect a decent leak soon, or should I just get it on dvd?
>>11418003Okay, there's obviously no possible side-effects to come from this dial. Good job.
>>11417977What are you waiting for?
>>11418003so firmso youngso freshso delicious
>>11418017>buying itaaaa don't support it.
>>11418003Lets see if Fluttershy is back to normal!
>>11418033>Dooks raises a kid
>>11417999>>11418014Your future crush then, everyone has one at least once in their life.
>>11418033I remember seeing this in trap threads on /soc/ all the time when I still browsed those.
>>11418023I'd rather have an octavia.
>>11418024>Implying any money would go to the Jews at HasbroLet's just say I know a guy, and movie theaters are just over sized DVD players
>>11418025Looks like Fluttershy's back to her firm, springy self.
>>11417973If canon, there's a semi-permanent portal they can use to go back and forth to the human-reality world every 30 days (I think, they say 30 moons) for 2 days. Probably won't though.Anyone who is an actual pony (or Spike) seems to be able to go back and forth at will during this duration. No one on the human world can go through to the other side even during the window. Human PP tries right after TS and spike go through but I can't remember if its because the duration just ended or if humans really can't go through.The portal is at the base of a horse statue by the way.
>>11418058Except that she lost her wings...
>>11418058Oh boy! This is wonderful! I'm so happy!
>>11418062A moon is a full lunar cycle; a month.That means it's about 2 and a half years.
>>11418062Moons means months.Apple Family ReunionLast one happened 100 months ago
>>11418058FS! Where's your wings go! Did they melt!?
>>11418058That wonderful! I want to hug her!But where her wings?
>>11418058Give hug to test firmness
>>11418051>wanting an old mare>not a fresh young untouched filly
>>11418069>Except that she lost her wings...Well that happens sometimes when you mess with the meterHere, it's fine. We can just stick them back ongood as new
>>11418081>not wanting a mare with sexual experience and financial stability to be your sugar pony
>>11418087Uh...That's not how wings work...Can we attached a horn too?
>>11418087Beautiful. Now fly, Fluttershy! Fly and be free!
>>11418023There's a scene in the movie where TS is finding out more about the human world and school, and attempts to use a computer, keyboard (she initially bangs her fists against it), and the internet.Across from her the CMC are using a computer to blare music from the bad 80's music performance they did and look at the comments. They complain about how mean the comments are. Cheerilee (libarian) reprimands them shortly after for using school computers for non-educational use.
>>11418081>Octavia>An old mareFuk you, she is young.
>>11418017Of COURSE you should purchase My Little Pony: Equestria Girls on DVD, Anonymous! The adventures of Twilight Sparkle and all her friends are funner than ever, now in human form! It's sure to keep you giggling and stomping your hooves with FUN again and again! Buy a copy for your friends too!
>tfw you will never be sexually harassed and taken advantage of by a bunch of drunken horny magic princess ponies fighting over who gets to swallow your baby batter
>>11418106>using school computers for educational usewho even does that?
>>11418106>Rarity is the same age as Cheerilee since they were in the same class>Here Rarity is in High School while Cheerilee is the librarian
>>11418115she doesn't look that diabolical to me
>>11418095>not wanting to taste her every nook and cranny
>>11418075Oh, that explains why SS was there for 4 semesters and won the formal each time.
>>11418117I can't see this never happening.
>>11418108>>11418051She's a very plain and prude looking pony but you can tell she's a wild lay
>>11418126How about now?
>>11418106>cheerlie is a libarian>not a teacheragasgahdgajgae
>>11418117it's higly unlikely, yes.
>>11418145hahahahaI didn't even think about thatwhat the fuck
>>11418095>not wanting a qt π ponimouto who unconditionally loves you to cuddle, play vidya with, pony with, dump your emotional baggage on, and maybe get high with sexually
>>11418144nope. still seductive.Helloooooo there pinkie.
>>11418125Photo Finish is a student as well.Mr and Mrs cake though are adults and running a store. TS asks for oats with her desert but hands waves it they give her the crazy look.
>>11418115>pinkie becomes a corporate shill>oh god they used my loneliness and natural inclination to fall in love with genki girls to empty my wallet>where have the last 3 years of my life gone
>>11418103>Beautiful. Now fly, Fluttershy! Fly and be free!Goodbye anon! See you again soon!Pony thanks you for all your help!
>>11418125>Rarity and Sweetie Belle attend the same high school>Cheerilee is the librarian
>>11418168Why are her wings on her tail?That's just silly.
>>11418168A happy ending.
>>11418168Beautiful Hope pony has a good day and doesn't run into anything while flying
>>11418136Yeah she acts all high and prestejuice, but when she's late at night and no one looking she listens to rock and goes partying. This allows her to get away from the prude and boring lifestyle.
>>11418173because Fuck logic.
>>11418184upbeat positive energetic girls
>>11418168pony should have a third eye on her forehead.
>>11418194they're the best.
>>11418146>>11418135Sometimes things can get a little crazy when there's a strange new visitor in town and they all realize that they're princesses. Power goes to your head like that, they could just tie this new hairless pink-skinned thing up and have their way with it for days on end and nobody could say a thing to stop them.
>>11418193Look we can all ignore the characters in that Universe. They are not the ones we love from the show. The movie happens and goes and we forget about it.
>punktaviaThat's actually really cute
>>11418216that actually makes more sense! There's only a little flaw,though.Pone is not real
>>11418168I don't know, can you turn the knob a bit more to the right?
>>11418221>forget about itUntil it crosses over again.
>>11418155>you will never play video games with your ponimouto with her on your lap, impaled on you to the hilt
>>11418226You aren't either
>>11418191Are any drawfags willing to draw more punktavia?
I storytimed the whole thing last night but looks like im still telling things over again. Another neat part was dealing with Trixie.Twily is hungry and trying to figure out a vending machine. After some struggle, she decides she's gonna try and buck the vending machine like a horse.Right before that happens, Trixie comes along, oblivious to Twily's actions. She goes up to the machine and says:"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIES WANTS a cracker and peanut butter snack."Then proceeds to put money in the machine, presses buttons, and gets the snack when it drops to the bottom/opening.Apparently human Trixie really likes vending machines, shows something similar in another scene.
>>11418227That oughta do it Be careful not to spill her
>>11418253Nobody is the only existing person.
>>11418243In what situation?
>>11418253he's right you know
>>11418230GET WITH THE TIMES OLD MAN.
>>11418115>Implying I'd wait 3 months, rather than get it in 3 days
>>11418257>Apparently human Trixie really likes vending machinesOh boy, brace yourselves for 20 comics playing out the exact same joke
>>11418194sort of like thishow i wish i had one of these girls in my life
>>11418273I don't know come up with whatever you want.Autist freedum
>>11418275No he isn't. You ain't real. You're a figment of my imagination.
>>11418295Whoops you went and posted an unrelated picture
>>11418292>20I think you're missing a couple 0's there,buddy.
>>11418280I want to have passionate stoned sex with that horse
>>11418292But can't you wait for her to have a vending machine up on square blocks dispensing pinecones?
>>11418094What, you think they still use film reels?
>>11418299THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU
>>11418313>pineconesNO I THOUGHT THAT WAS OVERWHY DID YOU HAVE TO BRING IT UP AGAIN,OH GOD
>>11418324This is what was used to show Equestria Girls at the theaters.
>>11418296Dang it anon if you doubt give me a goodidea im just goin to default to coke fueled blow job in a nightclub
>>11418324No, they use DVDs
>still no link boardI just want t say, I'm very disappointed in you all.>>11418310She's my wife and waifu anon, I can't allow you to do that.
>>11418295I don't get the joke.Could you please explain it to me.
Man, fuck whoever was posting pictures of Christopher Robin yesterday, now I can't stop playing your shitty flash game.
>>11418340>DVDsDVDs are 480p-ish. Blu-Rays.
>>11418339Fine then, punktavia throwing beer cans at upperclass ponies.Also the words "GIVE ME A FIX" carved onto her chest
>>11418337>theaters are nothing more than glorified blu-ray playerswhat has cinema come to
>>11418351There's a better reason to play that game.
>>11418257http://youtu.be/mV-7QRhVhKsGot one video of live winter wrap-up with Daniel Ingram up. Still working on 3 others, forgot to upload overnight.
>>11418344http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Manic_Pixie_Dream_Girlam i the only guy who has a thing for manic pixie dream girls
>>11418377Sexualize all the things is a thing weaver is great at.
>>11418371Makes distribution and leaks easier
>>11418363Beer cans. Nice.Also carved? Like painfully with a knife carved?
S-stop it, AnonPlease
>>11418389>all the thingsThis is the fucking stupidest meme to come out of leddit in forever.
>>11418371It's more of technology improving than cinemas getting worse. You still get the same, if not better picture quality. Average person doesn't have a good 1080p/2k/4k projector either. That being said they're not all that much more expensive than a big LED TV.
>>11418392No, you need to swallow it all.
>>11418392Sorry, I'm terrible at quoting posts>>11418377
>>11418394...You can use that as a normal phrase, you know.
>>11418351while I can stop posting these pictures, you can stop playing pooh ballthe power is in your hands
>>11418394... I didn't even think about that. I just meant he sexualizes everything.
>>11418404Yes, I know. But the post in question was not using it as a regular phrase. "Sexualize all the things" is an intentional meme.
>>11418412>I didn't even think about that.I know. The stupid memes have just become ingrained in your subconscious, such that you're unable to have a normal conversation without throwing them in without even thinking.
GG you still here?
>>11418392Stop it anon, stoooooop
>>11418380And before anyone asks, no I didn't record L.A. Filmfest Equestria Girls. 2muchsecurity plus have nowhere near the proper equipment to do it.
>>11418440>GG you still here?Always
>>11418391Yes it a parody of a famous punk musician, on stage he carved "GIMME A FIX" on his chest with a razor.
>>11418425it's just memes. Not even old memes. they're not important.
Stupid sexy rumble
>>11418380Looks like a really hot dayalso little kids with pone clothes is 2cute
>>11418450>filenameyou're posting your own kanga pics, as usual, GG?I love you so much please be my husbando
>>11418450Okay. I just wanted to ask did I mess up asking you on your Tumblr? I'm not very well versed with it.
>>11418463I don't want Octavia to OD, that wouldn't be sexy at all
>>11418463that's just stupid.
>>11418450You should draw punktavia.
>>11418478>you're posting your own kanga pics, as usual, GG?I am now, certainly>>11418481let me check
>>11418476Was mid 70's actually but sunny, the wind cooled people off big time.
>>11418448I wasn't expecting a camrip from the Filmfest, to be honest. Maybe one of the showings today, though.
>>11418483Yeah he died really young ODing.>>11418482Well send her to rehab or something.
>>11418478He's not the only one to post them.
>>11418503then she'd have to go cold turkey from my dick, she wouldn't be able to handle it
>>11418503>can't stop doing drugs without help>doing drugs at allWhat a silly pony.
>>11418505Oh man i wish i could have a Rumble pet in Black and White 1/2.
Jon Snow and Tyrion Lannister are both half TargaryenJon Snow is THE Song of Ice and Fire
>>11418510that image is wrong, scootaloo doesn't have wings that big.
Isn't today Xie's birthday?
>>11418527Careful what you wish for.
>>11418533Your face is wrong
>>11418450Oh mu god, please stop. Muh penis is ashamed.
>>11418515That's my wife anon, and if you think twifags claiming twilight is there wife is bad, I'm fucking armageddon.Don't talk about my wife like that.
>>11418519You just don't understand the youth today.
>>11418569I know. Fuck this new generation.
>>11418519but you're addicted to ponies
>>11418545Au contraire my good anon, I have no face.
>>11418592Oh god, it's true
>>11418559>BP drinking malt liquorshe's not a zebra
>>11418592not really,I stopped mlpging for a long while now. I'm a social ponier.
>>11418551>feeling shame for you fetishes
>>11418592Ponies don't kill you though. Unless you start drawing them, then you're done for.
>>11418559>>11418609Berry Punch?You mean Pinot Noir?
I heard that metals isn't dedis it true?
>>11418590I want to be a cute colt and surprise my filly gf with my enormous, girthy ponycock
>>11418493Okay, I sent it a few days ago, you had said it was probably the best way to get in touch with you.
>>11418634Metal will never die!
>>11418634Why would you think he was dead and not just in prison?
>>11418626No, that's the name of a wine.
>>11418623>vorehow does it feel to be one of the few fetishes not even EA likes?
>>11418634>>11418658Well according to him he was innocent
>>11418587YOU JUST DON'T UNDERSTAND OLD MAN, GET WITH THE TIMES BRAI AM YOUR PONY PUNKFU
>>11418659>tfw I am now stuck with this fucking kangaroo>tfw 11/12
>>11418668yeah, and ted boundy was innocent too.
>>11418623My taste for feet and pony blowjobs seems vanilla in comparison
>>11418671my pony waifu is pinker.
>>11418677you can't win
>>11418666pretty fucking good actually, considering i like it.
>>11418685but he confessed
>>11418692can you draw kanga hugging anon?or better anon inside kanga's pouch
>>11418642I want to be a cute filly and be surprised by my colt bf's enormous, girthy ponyock
>>11418701The fact that I pleasure myself to cartoon ponies would still render me a social outcast, destroy my career, and adversely affect social relationships, though.
Toy pics again. Ignore the Free Blind Bag bin.
>>11418698>freaks giving up on shame
>>11418726When you let go of your shame, you're free. Now that I've embraced my love for horse pussy, I'm truly alive.
Do we have a download yet?
>>11418721which is why you don't TELL anyone.no-one cares what you masturbate to at home. just keep it to yourself.
>>11418744Yeah, pretty much we are all fucked royally here.Except for a few normalfags.
>>11418692One of those OTPs of my childhood TigerXKanga. Tiger being Roo's step dad, or his "uncle".
>>11418759I'm a normalfag but I also masturbate a lot to ponies. I don't fail to get a boner to the tamest of porn though.
>>11418770Does she have a tongue stud?
>>11418768I don't think I ever even saw the two of them interact
>>11418777I like a little bit of everything. Ponies, real mares, feet, etc.
>>11418770what a shitty drawing from a shitty artist
>>11418715lifestealer plsstop forcing your ult on everything
>>11418770I want to rock out with her so much, thanks man.>>11418789Well I think it's good.
>>11418660This pony is Pinot NoirDoes it look familiar?
>>11418746Feel the glory of necrosis and rejoice!ojojojojojojojojoj
>>11418789i try ;_;
I really wanted to watch the movie today.
>>11418720i want to be a slutty little filly, giving myself to any mare or stallion that walks bylike sweetie belle
>>11418777>normalfags>masturbating to ponies
>>11418808DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
>>11418801clearly you mean oppp
>>11418801That looks like Berry Punch, I think about her a lot while pleasuring myself so I think I'd know what her name is
>>11418817I want to give my filly self to any colt or stallion>tfw it'll never be
>>11418768>One of those OTPs of my childhood TigerXKanga. Tiger being Roo's step dad, or his "uncle".No manTigger is Roo's deadbeat dadHe and Kanga had a thing briefly but when she got pregnant he ran like the Tigger he is, leaving Kanga to raise Roo as a single momBut one Blustery Night he gets the pangs of guilt and finally decides to come backKanga doesn't like him for what he did but she doesn't want Roo going without a father figure either (which Tigger sort of is to him in the books) and he really does have a way with the kidHe's making up for lost time, that's what he's doingWhy do you think Roo always wears that sweater? It's because there's a bastard tiger stripe underneath
>>11418819a pox upon thee
>>11418825>OPPPYou mean Berry Punch, common mistake.
>>11418844A POXA POX ON BOTH YOUR BRAINCELLS
>>11418846>Berry PunchYou mean Pinot Noir, common mistake.
Hey cosmo you gonna update the who's who yet?Here a post from the archive to help you, check the replies as well.http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S11254126#p11257867
Also: at some point Sunset Shimmer insults AJ along the lines of calling her an inbred hick/country person or something.
>>11418846>>11418857Hey guys can we post some Romana too
>>11418872I don't think so, tim.
>>11418862Also Ciircuit shoud be put into inactive artists. Maybe Kraut too. Not sure about that one.
>>11418891kraut's still kinda active.
>>11418872Sorry but its Colgate now. Romana dies years ago.
Alright, MLPG, did any of you saw the movie?
>>11418895Is he. He's not active here and his sub thread looks like he is about to not come back.
>>11418857Yeah, Berry Punch, some people mistakenly call her Pinot Noir.http://i.imgur.com/hH2s6w6.png
>>11418913that was the joke anon
I heard jessy was a slut for tyranitar
>>11418928Why would you?
We have deceased, departed or otherwise stopped posting.
>Come in to see GG drawing Kanga againGod damn it GG. Don't you know that its my greatest wish to hug the shit out of Kanga and Eeyore?
>>11418996Wouldn't that mean you'd get sand in your 'private places'?
>>11418862Should fallenPineapple be added to the maintenance section? He's the sub admin and a marker mover.
>>11419036Wait a second.Is he reading from a bible?
>>11418996Jessy looks like she could play a mean skin flute
>>11419040Yeah he should, alright lets hope cosmos returns.Or have we literally just missed him for the third time in a row.
>>11419046He's reading from a book
>>11419046the pone bible anon. I am sure it is boring stuff about carrots and the divine nature of alicornsthere was an extreme background building in S1 that also looked a great deal like an old timey church, complete with steeple
>>11419111>Lubby ChudderI dont get it
>>11419111>sins with my TyranitarUnf
>>11419036>pipe cutie mark
>>11419086>divine nature of alicornsBut they're just regular ponies, FlyingSaucer.Don't push your fanon on this.
>>11419047Chubby girls almost always give great head, it's a rule
You are all invited to the pony party
>>11419130He keeps saying Love each other and it sounds like he's saying lubby chudder
>>11419133You will never commit incest with pokemon
>>11419140>ceci n'est pas une pone
>>11419147>implyingthe pony bible is just fanfiction >greentext of Celestia anyway (with some occasionally true stuff thrown in)
>>11419158>You will never be this crazy
>>11419174It's just the truth.
>>11419184you will never have sex with crazy tabitha while putting on a rarity voice.;_;
>>11419205I'm not sure what you mean by that picture?
>>11419219>replying to the shitposterjackblackstopsign.png
>>11419205I'm not going to watch it.
>you will never make a cute girl laugh so hard she toots
>>11419234didn't mean to click>>11419184
>>11419207Nicole is the hottest out of all the VAs, but I'd definitely go with Tabitha for the insane lay
>>11418895Active how? Active where?
>>11419234>>11419258Do you dislike canon?
I love reading the comics and looking into the expressions of the ponies so much, I learn so much as well as gain a lot more expressions to use in my own art.Anyone else look to comics to help them with their art?
>>11419268...that kid is holding that sign backwards
>>11419278So somehow, celestia beign a chiild somehow equates to 1000 year long life not leavign legends and myths about your character about your seeming immortality
haven't seen that one before, thanks.
>>11419272>inb4 he rants about us somewhere private
>>11419296divinities have never needed to be all powerfulor even start as divinitiesor even be immortal
>>11419272Secret Skype groupsSHHH DON'T TELL ANYONE
>>11419320so they don't even need to be deities to be deities
>>11419320That's nice, but how does that pertain to Celestia and Luna, the princesses of Equestria who are not gods?
>>11419330He actually left the skype group before he went full ded.
>>11419330I can't tell if you're being serious or not. I'm proposing a hypothesis he's actually collaborating on the MLPG pin-up book if he's still alive.
>>11419320That's the pointhe's claiming she's mortal, and then ignoring that celestia has been alive for 1000 years - regardless how old ponies actually live, the only person canonically older than her so far is Discord, and nobody apart from Luna even comes close to her age.She obviously isn't 100% mortal, that much you can gather
>tfw never be initiated into any cool secret skype / irc chat things for any fandom, ever
>>11419296sombra lived over 1000 years even before he was imprisoned, is he a god?
Guys I broke the ponies.
>>11419372calm down anon, which ones?
>>11419365>She obviously isn't 100% mortal, that much you can gatherOnly if you live in denial.
wow hot a what habitbtabtat
>All these people going to see Equestria Girls on Father's DayI think Hasbro could have chosen a better release date.
What if sex was Princess Celestia's weakness
>>11419342No, they simply do not need to conform to the modern, western conception of divinity to have been considered divine by other cultures>>11419365Yeah, thats my point. She meets and even surpasses many classical definitions of divinity. Whether she wants to or not.Plenty of ancient gods began as mortals, or got their shit wrecked in some way or another>>11419367Did he control any of the base forces of nature?
>>11419367Sombra, the pony, lived abotu 1000 years ago. you could make a case he died and lived on as the Shadow thing. Nowhere does it state Sombra was 1000 years old, 1000 years ago. Also, He was imprissoned and lived on as more of a malcious curse than how clelestia is currently living.
>>11419365She's a perfectly mortal pony, Anonymous. So is her sister. There's nothing deeper to it.
>>11419398>neckbeards going to see ponies in theater when they could be chilling out with their dad
>>11419367>sombra>older than celestia>king sombra>princess celestiahas anyone thought about this before?
>>11419366all you need to do is ask
>>11419409>ruled thousandsHe was ancient before he was banished.
>>11419407so they don't even need to be deities to be deitiesyou just said it again
>>11419435Not "for thousands of years", "thousants of years ago".
>>11419412Yes, A perfectly mortal pony that just so happened to gain extrordinary power and the ability to live longer than anyone else. Truly, that's a everyday occurance that has happened all the time.oh wait.
>>11419407All unicorns can do that, so it stands to reason Sombra could, too.
>>11419429That actually makes a lot of sense, although Celestia did seem awfully chill about the prospect of her father returning to reclaim the throne.
>>11419458Sombra was banished 1000 years ago.He couldn't rule "thousands" of years ago unless he was alive for quite a long time.
>>11419433>"Waaaaaah! Why won't you let me in your art group?">"Just tell us who you are and we let you in.">"No.">"Okay, here's MY username, add me on skype and I'll get you into the group.">"No.">"Okay. Send me a message on tumblr, devinatart, steam or whatever and I will add you and take care of everything else.">"No.">"Okay, you know where to find me if you change your mind.">"BWAAAAAH! LOOK AT TEHSE ELITISTS, THEY DIDN'T LET ME IN!"
>>11419414Fuck that, I'm taking mine to see Man of Steel. Even if he's always been a Marvel fan than a DC fan (he read Spiderman issues to me when I was little to get me to go to sleep), a comic book movie is a comic book movie and must be seen in theaters.
>>11419446Dude, western deities are not the only kind of deities. Many gods of the ancient world were depicted as being immortal but not invulnerable: they could still be hurt or killed, just not through age.Gods don't have to be omnipotent to be gods just because that is the modern conception of God.
>>11419473The point is that many people assume that the people that are there were somehow invited by others because they saw something in them. Asking to join therefore looks slightly pathetic to the rest of us.
>>11419472He was banished thousands of years ago. That's what that text is saying.And I'm pretty sure the Alicorns that went to banish him the first time weren't Celestia and Luna.
>>11419472Except he could - The DATE of which he was banished was "a thousand years ago" - however, that's the DATE of the battle between him and the alicorn sisters, so it's quite possilbe he could have ruled in, say, 1100 BC of pony years or something and he'd TECHNICALLY be over 1000 years old.
>>11419514No, the text is saying that he RULED thousands of years ago. We know as fact from Celestia that he was banished 1000 years before the Crystal Empire returns.
>>11419514Actually they were Celestia and Luna, iirc that was shown in the episode.
>>11419517But then he wouldn't have ruled "thousandS" of years ago.
>>11419435THIS IS WHAT I FUCKING KEPT SAYINGJust because he didn't get a chance to do anything on screen does not mean that he's weak.The EOH did the exact same thing as closing a door on a lion. Just because he doesn't get a chance to kill you doesnt mean he's not a threat.
>>11419493Or look at China, plenty of people are deities and they were just human without any special abilities. There's no special definition of a god, other than they need to be worshipped.Which, actually, Celestia and Luna aren't, so maybe they're not gods after all.
>>11419517He ruled thousands of years the Crystal Empire till the Sister banished him 1000 years ago
>>11419514>And I'm pretty sure the Alicorns that went to banish him the first time weren't Celestia and Luna.Mane style fits, wingsytel fits, size difference fits, magic color fits, moon behind the right shadow, sun behind the left onePretty damn sure its Celestia and Luna
>>11419544The EOH did nothing.Celestia and Luna defeated him without the Elements
>>11419544Shining Armor is the captain of the guard, husband of the Crystal Princess wannabe and the main support of Cadence who was keeping him away. He barely did anything to him. He got a big chance to do something, he didn't. He's incompetent as fuck.
>>11419514Do you even watch the shjhow, it's pretty much implied, in fact pretty much stated, to be themalso it's the same year nightmare moon happened apparently so
>>11419531We saw the silhouettes of two alicorns who may or may not have been Celestia and Luna.Given that Celestia herself said she had very little knowledge about the Crystal Empire, I think it is safe to assume that she was not one of the two. Luna may have been, but we can't say for certain.>>11419530But Luna was banished 1002 or so years ago, so either she wasn't one of the two alicorns or he was banished long before that.
are bronies seriously trying to argue that celestia and luna are gods again even though nothing in the show supports it
>>11419508really?because Apple scared the living shit out of me when he dropped me in one of those chatsI still don't know why he did that, I don't even want to ask him, seems weird to ask after a couple of months have passes since then
>>11419568>tfw shout is ded
>>11419565>>11419577See >>11419580Who says Luna and Celestia were always the ones to guard the sun?
>>11419577They say a thousand years ago as an approximation not as an exact date.You didn't expect her to say 1006 years, 5 months, 3 days, 15 hours 34 minutes and 35 no wait 36 seconds ago
>>11419580I think the more likely proposition is that Sombra was banished before Luna became Nightmare Moon and 1000 was a simple rounding.
>>11419568W-why do you wanna see my oshiri, Pinkie-chan?!We are both girls!!Pinkie-chan wa ecchi desu no~
>>11419608control the sun and moon* I mean
>>11419583>BRONIESstop that, it's not an argument. Neither is saying they're not omnipotent.God I'm sick of this argument, but it's a little relief from thinking about EQG
WHO'S THAT PONYMON?
>>11419587he did that to you too?sometimes I think he is too friendly
>>11419530The text is irrelevant, it is directly contradicted in the show itself.Celestia: "1000 years ago, King Sombra, a unicorn whose heart was black as night, took over the Crystal Empire"Celestia herself puts his little take over at 1000 years prior to the episode. He did not rule for long.Also that book gives Cloud Chasers name as Storm Walker. Its not exactly trustworthy
>>11419608Well seeing how the Discord thing happened long before the Sombra and NMM incident and that Celestia and Luna were the ones that were in charge ever since Discord was defeated it's kinda hard for them not to be.
>MLPG talking about the showOh fuck yes
>>11419580>>11419608>We saw the silhouettes of two alicorns who may or may not have been Celestia and Luna.>may or may not have been Celestia and Luna>>11419577>may or may not have been Celestia and Lunaare you for realI'm more or less on your side of the discussion but holy shit it was directly shown with next to no chance of misinterpretation. What's next, "oh yeah it was a big white alicon with aethernal rainbowy mane who was defeated by Chrysalis, but maybe that wasn't Celestia, just some alicorn that looked like her!"?
>>11419608Because the implication from Hearths and Hooves day is that before Celestia and Luna were born, it was basically royal unicorn duty to controll that shitso basically it was controlled by a comitee untill ponies with that talent took over and were conveinetly immortal enough to releive them of that duty
>>11419647We were never given a frame of reference for when Discord did his deal.
>>11419638>Cloud Chasers name as StormExcept show staff explained that Stormwalker is her real name and the Cloudchaser thing is a error. Both are canon
>>11419618I'd understand that argument, but the silhouettes of the two alicorns have Celestia and Luna's cutie marks behind them, not just generic sun/moon signs.It's them alright.
>>11419608I already listed how every single aspect of the silhouettes fits for Celestia and LunaThey also seem to have a pretty good knowledge about what happened back thenSaying that it wasn't them is pretty farfetched
>>11419587See, people get invited in by the powers that be rather than asking. I would have felt pathetic if I had to ask to be included. If people there do not seem to be interested in what I do, I'm not going to try and force my way in. If at any point there was an open call people might stop whining.
Actually, I just got the time descrepency in the story:Didn't Discord say he fucked up the timezone for Equestria by making it a year for each hour once?
>>11419651but i liked it when we were shitposting about contriubutors who left weeks ago
>>11419660No but in the pilot it said " But as time went on, the younger sister became resentful"She became Nightmare moon after some time, not instantly after defeating Discord. It's probably been a few years at least.
>>11419686No? He just made day and night really short
>>11419583The only reason this argument pisses me off is because no one ever defines what a god is for him.There are dozens of definitions what a god is and depending on which one you choose, they are pretty much gods.But no one ever even mentions that, its just "hurr they are gods" "no, they are not you brony"
>>114196951000 years ago must've been a busy year either way
>>11419686I doubt everyone just took a day out of the calendar for each "Discord Day"
>>11419638>directly contradictedUnless he had ruled for thousands of years and only "took over" with the dark powers at the end, which could very well have happened, too.There's obviously something different about him.
>>11419564nigga thats a cute fish
I'LL FUCK YOU TIL YOU LOVE ME FAGGOT
>>11419508>The point is that many people assume that the people that are there were somehow invited by others because they saw something in them.Which is wrong for a bunch of them. They simply asked (like I did)
>>11419704when people say gods I think about the Greek or Egyptian ones. Extremely powerful, don't really age, but still mortals.
>>11419697Exactly. I think during his season 3 he mentions he fucked with the timezone once.
>>11419704The especially infuriating thing is that the given how arbitrary the definitions of being a god can be, all of the ponies can be argued to be gods, so the label is pretty much worthless in the first place.Celestia and Luna and Granny Smith and Pinkie Pie and Lickety Split and Spike and Gustav and Little Strongheart and Sapphire Shores are all gods.
>>11419654Okay, supposing it WAS Celestia and Luna then why was their knowledge of the Crystal Empire so limited?Wouldn't it be the duty of a ruler to know well their neighboring kingdoms? Wouldn't Celestia be able to tell Twilight more than just about Sombra? ESPECIALLY since the state of the Crystal Empire has such an effect on Equestria?>>11419658There is nothing saying that Celestia and Luna were the first Alicorns to take on that duty.I'm going to posit a theory:>Hearths and Hooves day Pageant events happen>First Alicorn Rule instituted, not Celestia and Luna>Sombra banished>Discord shows up, shit happens>Celestia and Luna appear, defeat Discord and become new rulers of Equestria>Luna gets Jelly, becomes Nightmare Moon and is banished>Fast forward 1000 years>Show
>>11419704We were working on it upthread>>11419551>>11419493>>11419320he didn't seem inclined to think of anything that wasn't omnipotent as a god.
>>11419681is that why there are only a few people are joining the improvement thing I made?I was hoping more people would join, after seeing how many people saw it as a good ideaam I doing something wrong?
>>11419711The problem is that Discord is a reality warper, so when reality itself checks the hours of the day off at his command like he's weilding Stairway To Heaven, well, it's kind of hard to argue against that.
>>11419721But... but I already love you, Twilight. More than anything.
>>11419745But there are plenty of gods that are considered gods and aren't omnipotent. In fact the vast majority of them are.
>>11419745I'm following the links back but I don't see him claiming that they weren't god because they weren't omnipotent.
>>11419755>reality itself checks the hours of the day off at his command like he's weilding Stairway To Heaven, well, it's kind of hard to argue against that.wat
>>11419745But lots of things that aren't omnipotent or immortal even special are gods.
>>11419754I think yours is a good initiative, but we're discussing the "secret" skype chats.
>>11419738>Hearths and Hooves day Pageant events happenUndetermined amount of time>First Alicorn Rule instituted, not Celestia and LunaUndetermined amount of time>Sombra banished100 years latter>Discord shows up, shit happens>Celestia and Luna appear, defeat Discord and become new rulers of Equestria400 years latter>Luna gets Jelly, becomes Nightmare Moon and is banished>Fast forward 1000 years>ShowAdded time passage for the sake of convenience. 1500 years is close enough to 1000 years in my book.
>>11419738It wasn't that limited tough. Celestia knew about the empire, knew about the effects of the Empire over Equestria> If the empire is filled with hope and love, those things are reflected across all of Equestria. If hatred and fear take hold... Also she knew how it looked. It may be limited because she didn't know that many details but she had some knowledge about it.
>>11419755He didn't accelerate the flow of time. he just made the day a hour long. Someone, anyone with a clock could keep track of the time.
>>11419681>I would have felt pathetic if I had to ask to be included.Sounds like you are playing life on hardcore.You can't expect everything to be handed to you without EVER asking for something Unless you are that one in a million guy who's so indredibly talented that everyone is over his dick then you might get away with never asking
>>11419738There is also absolutly nothing stating your mythical First Alicorn exsisted.It's honestly more likly that celestia and luna were the first alicorns (at least in equestria, not the world) simply because of the impact they had on the pony society over 1000 years. Also the whole no other alicorns thing untill season 2, and even then Cadence is TECHNICALLY the rightfull heir of another kingdom entirly so
>>11419764That's what I said: >>11419493>>11419768He did say this: >>11419446which I'd say amounts to it, in response to>>11419407>No, they simply do not need to conform to the modern, western conception of divinity to have been considered divine by other cultures
>>11419788"Even my knowledge of the empire is limited" -Celestiahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=52gLwLnkorg3:16
>>11419754They are probably just waiting to see what it actually is.I wouldnt be surprised if more signed up after the first round is done
>>11419721praise be to ALLAH
>>11419813>3:16are you trying to quote the bible
>>11419813"For God so loved the world that he gave his one and only Son, that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life." - G0DJohn 3:16
>>11419810There's nothing saying it doesn't either.There is an alicorn shaped hole in the continuity, I am filling it.
>>11419811There's more in that quote, though.>Plenty of ancient gods began as mortals, or got their shit wrecked in some way or anotherWhich would mean he's focusing on the mortal part to say that they don't need to be deities to be deities.
>>11419738It was clearly Celestia and Luna zapping SombraPlus they were pretty much discussing the event before Twilight showed up. They had first hand knowledge, just not in depth. The kind you would have when going to a neighboring country to depose a tyrant, only to have the entire country vanish on you.
>>11419777pls JoJo harder
>>11419828>>11419829It's when she says it in that episode, fuck.
>>11419737Which one is the Tom Bombadil of Equestria?
>>11419835>There is an alicorn shaped hole in the continuityNo, you create one and then fill it. Nothing suggests that it couldn't possibly have been Celestia and Luna.
>>11419828>not quoting the show as FiM 3-01, 3:16
>>11419837But it was still a neighboring country which they would HAVE to have more intel on just be nature of being rulers.
>>11419840relax, I'm fucking with you
>>11419806I know I'm extremely pathetic, but I've always had the feeling that besides Apple we've never had any "one in a million" guy. I do admire the people in here, but they're not exactly all that (yet). Not that I'm implying I'm any good, or anything.
Why is this a thing?
>>11419850There are things that suggest it, you just aren't any fun.
I kinda want t run a quest in the Crystal Empire during King Sombra's reign, seems like it would be an interesting setting
>>11419811>>11419836Can't we conclude that Celestia and Luna are both gods in the same sense greek gods are gods? Not invincible, not omnipotent, but exceptionally powerful and long-lived.
All that's important to remember is that Twilight Sparkle will not outlive her friends.
>>11419845Pinkie Piedyootsbut seriously, I think people overestimate her reality-warpingness a little too often
>>11419853Stephen Fry plsplsdo a guest voice on the show
>>11419879BUT THEY HAVE NO BEARDS
>>11419813And a few seconds later she says the thing I posted.Again we don't really know what limited means. She still had some knowledge. And being able to recreate it perfectly means she knew some things about it. It's limited because she didn't know everything about it.My knowledge of the USA is limited but I know how many states there are, some important events in the history of the country and things like that. It's limited but I can say a few things about it.Actually it would make sense.Think about it. It was basically North Korea. Sombra ruled it for thousands of years but no one knew anything about it since he kept it isolated. Then Celestia and Luna said fuck this we're bringing freedom there.
>>11419879Yes, like Captain America is a god.
>>11419885that would be pretty fucking awesome
>>11419817you know what?I should do a test run with this
>>11419895She had a piece of the crystal empire. I assumed that what we saw had been recorded in that crystal like some kind of magical library or recording device.For all we know what's in that crystal is the extent of her knowledge.
>>11419879No.Fuck you, brony. Watch the show for once, retarded lunafag-brony shitposter from the piss.DYEWTS RETARD?
>>11419904Captain America isn't 1000+ years old and isn't all that powerful. Some other superheroes could be called gods but people must call them superheroes so the christians and muslims don't get offended.
I'm gonna call it a dayGood night, MLPG
>>11419895CRYSTAL EMPIRE IS BEST EMPIREGLORIOUS LEADER SOMBRA WILL ALWAYS LEAD US TO GLORY
There's seriously like 3 or 4 pictures on the entirety of all the booru sites with well drawn feet, no one can art feet properly in this fandom, and it's a shame because humanized Dash would have some really cute petite toes and soles. Celestia would have big size 9 feel that are smelly and flat as a pancake.
>this thread>this argument
>>11419908>>11419885If onlywhat if both of them
>>11419895Now I want someone to draw Kim Jong-sombra
>>11419935No, but he's effectively immortal and ever-youthful, so really, he's at least on the level of Ganymede, a Greek god.
>>11419745>We were working on it upthreadOh, sorry. I joined in the middle of the conversation and only read up half of what had been said so far, missed those.
>>11419954>being such a faggotAnon plsThis is what we do.
>>11419954>No fun allowed
>>11419908What kind of character would Stephen Fry voice if he were on the show?
>>11419951That humanized Vinyl's body is fucking perfect, unf. That lip bite, those feet, those thighs, those everything oh fuck
I think Sombra ruled the Crystal Empire for thousands of years, but didn't make his evil enslavement move until just before he was defeated. Before that, he was busy studying in private, setting up the dark magic world, learning secrets the likes of which Equestria had never seen before.
>>11419954First time here?
>>11419873Tis' a silly fandom
>>11419978Some guy when they go visit Trottingham
>>11419978Twilight's favorite professor from magic academy
>>11419978Discord Episode about Equestria when he ruled. it's in the style of a story bookHe's the NarratorHalf of the episode it's him arguing with Discorrd about what really happened.
>>11419951>>11419994There's no good pony porn and none could ever exist.
>>11419967If they would go on with his stories for a few thousand years, he probably would start being considered a god at some time
>>11420000LONG AGO IN A DISANT LAND...I, SOMBRA THE SORCEROUS MASTER OF CRYSTALS, UNLEASHED AN UNSHPEAKABLE EVIL
>>11419982Stephen Fry as Anon would be a better idea than having some fedora wearing brony character, that's for sure.Except he'd go around the place hitting on stallions.
>>11420000In which case he would not yet have been ruling it. Celestia said his take over was 1000 years before the episode. Maybe he was controlling things from behind the scenes, Sauruman vs Rohan style, but he did not sieze overt control until 1000 years before the events of the episode, if Celestia is to be believed.
>>11419853Fuck, I want to do thatSomeone please burn the bronytis out of my body
>implying the world wasn't ruled by the spirit of Order and Harmony for a timewhy else do you think the Elements of Harmony exsist? Why do you think that everytime they get used, the persoonalities of the Mane 6 get twisted a little more towards that toxicly sweet "happy ever after" ending that if you actually think about it, is actually more of a curse? Why else do you think the Elements of Harmony changing what your destiny cna happen in the first place?The timeline is fucked thanks to the actions of G3.5, almost guarentteed. I mean, too many cooks spoil the soup and pratically EVERYONE became a princess by the end of that show. Do you honestly think that'd go well?
>>11420005>tfw i've fapped to a guy fucking a real mare and yet I still think diaperfags are disgusting
>>11420022But they're hot. Sometimes...
>>11420015That sounds pretty sweat
I would just like to say who ever this is FUCK YOU YOU FUCKhttp://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/11412734#p11418349
>>11419993>>11419993Good, she's stupid and annoying and all her friends hate her. The only purpose she serves is the dancing monkey to briefly entertain people for a fleeting few seconds, before they get bored of her grating childish humor and impulsive behavior. She's like a little kid, all the other ponies have to keep an eye on her so she doesn't so something fucking retarded. All her friends are gonna grow up, get boyfriends, and move away and have successful lives, and they'll forget about her and leave her all alone.
>>11420048That only proves that diapers are better and less fucked up. Evil is repulsed by good.
>>11419971It's no big deal, really, I hate trying to read the rest of the new thread, especially when sometimes it's just talking about the old one>>11420011I can see this working out, if it's all about some kind of Magic Academy reuinion we could even give another professor part to Hugh Laurie>>11420038>implying he'd do anything as crass as hit on stallionsHe'd COURT them, anon, there's a difference.
>>11419882Pinkie cant be Tom, she actively fought for the good side - Tom just doesnt give a fuck
>>11420015This could workI wonder how he'd deal with the fandom
>>11420074Actually in that case...Granny Smith. It'd explain why she's so fucking old, anyway.
>>11420048my niggaThat mare blowjob video has broken the record for my all time favorite thing to cum to
>>11420073Is the secret stephen fry skype group happening?
>>11420073every post with his picture, I always read it in his voice
>>11419895>sombra is the kim jong il of Equestria
>>11420073Who the fuck is that guy and why people are posting him a lot nowadays?
>>11420093Apple Family ReunionThere were some relatives as old as her.
>>11420073Stephen Fry courting Big MacSomeone make this happen!
>>11420023He has had thousands of years worth of stories in some continuities.Really, though, we've looped back to the whole needing to be considered a god to be a god.What a profoundly useless label.
>>11419954>oh no, they are talking about the show again, quick, call them autistic
>>11420043The elements of Harmony are six virtues that were once embodied by a single pony named Harmony.Harmony was Celestia's daughter and first student. When she died, Celestia went mad with grief and created the elements in an effort to immortalize her daughter. Ever since then she's taken on student after student in order to instill all the virtues and elements within a single pony again, effectively molding them into versions of her daughter and trying to relive those days. Twilight is the only one for thousands of years that has reached that level and become an Alicorn. The whole Nightmare Moon thing was just a ruse Celestia talked Luna into running so that the elements could manifest themselves.
>>11420107it's some faggot leddit epin maymay
>>11420128but twilight is only one of the elements
>>11420107Go on youtube and look up Stephen Fry. Welcome to countless hours of intelligent entertainment, debate and learning.
>>11420128But Celestia and Luna actively wielded the Elements of Harmony.
>>11420048>tfw i've fapped to a guy fucking a real mareThere is nothing wrong with it.But diapers and scatfasg are horrible and unnatural, disgusting.
>>11420145Nah. The only thing that's wrong is pedophilia.
>>11420140Stephen Fry in America is good and it's streaman on Netflix
Gais, kanu pls stram muvii?
THESE PONIES SEE YOUR DICK AND ADVANCEWHAT DO YOU DO
>>11420153>implying horses are any less worse than pedophilia>implying that horses can consent. Same thing yet one is legal in some areas since animals are lesser beings, it's still rape.
>>11420096>Is the secret stephen fry skype group happening?I wouldn't know, I don't have Skype>>11420103I endeavor to read EVERYTHING with his voice, personally.>>11420107Mr. Stephen Fry, television personality, comedian, and very charismatic man. He's appeared in/known for Jeeves and Wooster, Bits of Fry and Laurie, V for Vendetta, and QI, off the top of my head.>>11420116>not FancypantsCan you imagine the sophistication? Can you handle the class?
>>11420169why do anything?
>>11420156It was quite entertaining. Plus there's tons of Qi episodes on youtube as well.
>>11420136She started out like that. The reason Celestia wanted her to go out and make friends is so that the five she carefully and subtly brought together in Ponyville as a part of the Summer Sun Celebration would rub off on her. Now she has elements of all six virtues.>>11420144Indeed. Out of necessity, they wielded them themselves but neither of them could wield all of them.They're like Lantern Rings. They can be wielded by anyone who embodies their given attribute but prefer to choose their hosts.
How shy is best pony?
>>11420181loli =\= pedophilia
>>11420187but she only has one of those elements in magical mystery cure when she becomes an alicorn
>>11420181Pedophiles are sick people.
>>11420200That's my point, dumb retard.
>>11420191not at allworst pony however is known for being incredibly shy
>>11420187>They're like Lantern Rings. They can be wielded by anyone who embodies their given attribute but prefer to choose their hosts.So does anybody have that picture of blue lantern Pinkie? And the others as well, maybe? I seem to have lost mine.
>>11420204She doesn't have to physically possess them all, just share those traits.Which, by the time of MMC, she does.
>>11420173>animals are lesser beingsExactly. There's no concern that it's rape. They deserve it.
>>11420174>FancypantsCould be, but I've had the impression that he also likes a more rustic, down to earth approach. Also Big Mac >fancy mathematics
>>11420191She's very outgoing and public with her affairs.
>>11420217says who? you?
>>11420191Not at allWorst pony is very shy tough. And yellow
>>11420218By that logic if aliens with higher intellect came to this world you'd bend over your asshole and take it.
>>11420217but she's only one elementand her element still doesn't work without the others
>>11420217Going by your fanon, I'd say that Twilight has probably come the closest to being a true surrogate for Harmony but still isn't there yet.
>>11420128>we will never get a storyline like that
>>11420208>Tenth of October 2010.gif
>>11420214I only have this for Pinkie
>>11420232No, I'd murder them with nuclear flame.>aliens>better than Humans
>>11420234She doesn't have to be all the elements. It's not like having all the elements would turn her into Harmony. That would be retarded.But she does possess traits of all the elements.
>>11420043>Do you honestly think that'd go well?Just wait for the other mane 6 to become alicorn princesses.
>>11420228That's my point, dumb retard.
>>11420250No she doesn't. At all
>>11420229Wasn't that the entire point of MMC? To show how much she's grown?
>>11420174Neat, but how is he relevant to MLPG?
>>11420247They're the ones who traveled the universe to get here.You're just sitting on your ass posting on 4chan.
>>11420128That's rubbishAlso Celestia says that she and Luna found them
>>11420265Which element does she not have traits of?
>>11420269no it was to show off hasbro's new toy line and to set up equestria girls
>>11420283A clever ruse. That's why Luna had to be the one to use the Element of Honesty
>>11420128Nigga pls your headcannon is shitMy headcannon is Harmony was the creature that brought Order to post G3.5 simply by beign the antrhomorphic incarnation of the rules. It's hard to assert your authority over someone who IS the authority you are asserting. So with Harmony - Princessess - everything else as his caste system, he pratically watered them down from pratically everyone is a princess to a handfull of royals through some interesting interpretations of what Order is (remember: Light is not neccesarily always good for you). He's also the reason Discord is so powerfull - mostly as a accidental side effect due to them being opposite entities, and not for a lack of trying on Harmony's part. Eventually It got so irritated at Discord it just sealed it's power into the Elements of Harmony JUST so it could deal a meaningful blow to Discord - i.e the eternal boredom Discord complains of due to the fact he no longer has a equal to mess with for fun, which made him somewhat sociopathic because it used to be that Harmony could fix everything that Discord messed with.
>>11420284all of them except magic
>>11420219>tfw no drawfags who can draw people want to draw Stephen brushing Rarity's mane or even just having a tea party
Odds: go to bedEvens: go to bed and read FOE'Doubles: nightmare mode, stay up for another 24 hours and artTripples: quit pone.
>>11420284Generosity? Laughter? Honesty? Kindness? Loyalty is there but all of them show that they have it.
>>11420314So that makes them better than you.
>>11420242>in blackest day>in brightest nightOh Pinkie...
>>11420275>they traveledthrough space to invade our planet for its resources>before they invade they hide behind the moon and start gathering intel>they stumble across 4chan>devolve into nothing more than monkeys throwing shit at each other
>>11420270I don't know. Loads of stuff isn't relevant to MLPG, like when we're /fit/ or /ck/ or /mu/. Just let us gush over Stephen Fry for a while and how we'd like to have him on the show or maybe be a cool person to be transported to Equestria.
>>11420322Lol, no it doesn't.Let them try to claim that when they're in their graves.
>>11420311Draw me a dick.
>>11420311>Doubles: nightmare mode, stay up for another 24 hours and artDEUS VULT
>>11420302DYEWTS?>>11420296I like this. It has elements of The Saga of Recluse or Brandon Sanderson's shard worlds.I like to think that the Everfree Forest exists as a place of chaos in order to balance out the huge amounts of order that Canterlot and Equestria produce.
>>11420342>retardiveJust stop, you're just making a fool out of yourself and stop fapping to children before you go to prison and get fucked without lube.
Is Man of Steel good
I'm fairly certain that If everyone ignores Equestria Girls, it will all go away
>>11420311AWWW SHIEEEET. I wasn't expecting that...
>>11420309>talk discussion tome
>>11420359nope is s4 canon.
>>11420270Well, I guess when you say it like that he's not. But in any case, even the best of us only have a limited number of reaction pics of him, so it usually dies down after we've got it through our system.
>>11420358Ask /co/They will argue for 200 postsYou still won't get a answer.
>>11420366Would you have really quit pone tho?
>>11420357>that entire post
>>11420283Current discussion aside that is a curious statement to make. If she found them, who made them? Where the heck did they come from?I would love to see the location they were originally found in
>>11420363I want to touch those boobs
>>11420379>>11420270I don't mind off-topic, just wanted to understand.
>>11420386Random chance made me get into ponies. Random chance wills my exit.
>>11420357This pedophile hysteria only exists in America, in the rest of the world it's legal and acceptable to have sex with a 13 year old girl. Kids are MORE than capable of deciding whether or not they want to have sex by then. Also bestiality isn't morally wrong and animals can consent, so sayeth the Danish government.
>>11420369>talk headcanon to me
>>11420350This picture refers to all your postsAnd again contradicted by the show
>>11420392They should get a author to write a proper story for this. Since it will never be addressed in the show
>>11420191It's in her name, and basically the only thing about her.
>>11420392I'll take questions we'll never get the answers too in the show because hasbro doesn't care for 500
>>11420392> Luna and I saw how miserable life was for Earth ponies, Pegasi, and unicorns alike, so after discovering the Elements of Harmony, we combined our powers and rose up against him, turning him to stone.This is how a MLP movie should have been. The quest of Celestia and Luna to defeat Discord
>>11417975i bought these for my rarity plushie, they fit so perfectly.but i feel like when america finally decides to arrest people who horrifying DRAWN porn. they will use the panties as evidence against me.
>>11420398I'm pretty sure 13 isn't legal here - at least not for adults.
>>11420442It is in SPAIN
>>11420438not enough teenagers
>>11420442I remember being 13. I wanted to have sex with EVERYONE.
>>11420438>full length movie with celestia and luna
>>11420395no problemI will say I'm a little dissapointed that nobody else seems to have seen A Bit of Fry and Laurie, it's one of my favorite sketch comedy shows ever and I wish they'd get back together already now that Hugh's finished with House
>>11420438Okay MLPG how would you make a MLP movie
>>11420455I've heard it's 14 in Germany, I think
hee hee don't hit on me you silly goyims
>>11420438>They finally get to the place where the elements are stored>hurrah the insturment of our salvation->discord just drops in and teleports the elements of harmony back into their home castle (the one in the everfree) where the started>Just gives them a tumbs up and a smile, then dissapears>absolute silence for a moment while it sinks in that they'll have to WALK ALL THE WAY BACK without the elements and hope they are still there
>>11420477>watching britshit tv
>>11420478Tirek comes back and everyone has to use their megazords to fight him while going over 55 mph lest their zords explode and kill them all.
>>11420438>you'll never see starwirl the bearded fail the friend spell and turn into discord.
>>11420441>when america finally decides to arrest people who horrifying DRAWN pornI await that day.
>>11420505>watching americlap tv
>>11420473I'm still like that, it never went away, now I'm sitting here busting nuts to cartoon ponies and winking mares, what a world
>be the king of equestria>find a magic mirror portal that leads to another dimension >find out your alternate self is working at a shitty highschool jobI would destroy the portal
>>11420528I only watch al jahzeera
>>11420478Adventure, like everybody else is saying, but with the main 6 together. Party-based combat scenes yes.The first comic arc would have worked well, although ideally with more in between bits and a better ending
>>1142047890 minutes of pony asses
>>11420539bow chika bow wow
>>11420484Yeah, till 14 it's completely illegal, after that it's legal under certain circumstances.At 18 it's FFA
>>11420528>at superman movie>people clapped and woooed at the endWHY. sure it was good but there is no reason for clap.
>>11420542>Sombra in Equestria Girls universe is the CEO of a mining company for crystals and gems>adverrtising slogans is "CRYSTALLLLLS" with him wearign a shiitload of bling>works everytime
>>11420477Did you know that in Britain you're required to buy a license for your TV, and the government drives around in vans with detectors to find people who don't pay? It's also got the densest concentration of CCTV in the world, the UK is a living breathing police state.
>>11420551>not 3 hours of pure pony pleasure
>>11420547my nigga, I love Al Jazeera, I check Liveleak for Syria combat footage too