Old dead smelly horse>>11407106Twilight is my wife and if you disagree you are the delusional one.
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>rape
>marrying the color purple
>>11412166>>11412179Done
>>11412734Anon, I'm asking you to please stop claiming to be married to my wife. People are getting the wrong idea about her.
Anonymous, this delusion of yours about my wife has gone too far. Making a thread to proclaim your lie? It's too much!We're going to settle this.
http://i.imgur.com/qQQVMbY.pngSuck the heads, nice and slow, take your time now
>tfw Reu hats us
>>11412734Sorry but I prefer the yellow one.
I'm really considering buying a wii-uAm I stupid for doing that?
>>11412764Woops, beefed the loop
>>11412734>Old dead smelly horse>Isn't dead, doesn't have a smell, isn't a horse.You sir, are the delusional one.
>>11412772>>11412769I'm sorry anons but the thread that Twilight made for me just proves she's my wife, then we had sex both orally and anally.
>>11412791yes
>>11412791Ask yourself>Does it have games I want to play?If the answer is yes then get it. Thats all there is to it.
>>11412800But ded things go smelly anon, it's science.
Regular pony at 3'8 probably weighs 150-200lbs.Celestia at 6'3 probably weighs 680,388.5 carats.Celestia confirmed for fucking fat.
>>11412772>>11412807I will fight you both.
>>11412833>80% of her weight is in those buns
>>11412834But the marker is just an image, it can't marry anyone.
>>11412791It's got Monster HunterPlease come play with me~pls ;_;
>>11412834I am that marker that boops her heart.
>>11412836You can't fight when you have already lost.
http://i.imgur.com/9cSgyJM.pngHOLY FUCKING UNF
>>11412779All mares love human cum, if you lived in Equestria you'd be getting so many blowjobs you wouldn't know what to do with yourself
>>11412869I've lost nothing, but the two of you need to stop telling people you've married my wife. It can't go on any longer.
http://i.imgur.com/OspHeCW.png
I'm going to go write smut about loud, wet, climaxing mares and never show anyone and there's nothing you can do about it!
>>11412898I would
>>11412869Twilight, PLEASE. That is a crappy costume.
First one to post "I love twilight" wins twilight as his/her wife.
>>11412877not unf..not unf at all
>>11412914It's a wonderful costume anon.
I love twilight
What if we put each pony in a box
>>11412917I love twilight
>>11412917But she's already my wife.
>>11412914we horns again?
>>11412833Thank you, calculanon.Now my boner can go on.
>>11412877so she has crotch tits and... tits
>>11412938Sorry anon you lost.>>11412937
>>11412943No, her chest is shaved and the "tits" are drawn on with marker.
>>11412943Chest tits are drawn on
>>11412898
>>11412906I'm gonna punch you in the face and post all your dirty stories about sopping wet mares squirting and dripping cream all over a generic self insert character's dick while their spasming vag muscles milk every last drop of cum out of him
>>11412948You can't just give away my wife anon.
What would a person charge another person for a story? Is it by the character? Word count?The purple horse known to many in Equestria as the one, Twilight Sparkle, did move in such a way that resembled a sort of casual trot that we neither too fast nor too slow, the custom of the small, farm bordered, sunny town of Ponyville...
>>11412948but>>11412928beat>>11412937and>>11412938
>>11412921How about now?http://i.imgur.com/Yq6cDLk.png
>>11412734There was a point where this should have stopped and we've clearly passed it
>tfw a human will never stroke your mane
Actually I was joking around.For real this time.The last person to post "I love Twilight" wins Twilight as his/her wife.
>>11412976I love twilight
>>11412833>150-200lbswoah what?then how did Twilight lift Rarity so effortlessly?
>>11412955>>11412957huh, well I still don't like it
>>11412976Twilight, that will just result in a whole thread of people saying I love Twilight.
>>11412963As twilight's closest friend, I can tell you she isn't into guys. I'm sorry but she likes the other gender, why don't you think you ever seen her with an actual boyfriend.Flash Sentry was to keep people from outcasting her in Highschool
>>11412974we want to get off, but we can't
>>11412971Nope I don't count your post.
>>11413004you don't count the rules?
Part of me wants to upload a bunch of horseporn and name it Equestria_Girls.mov
>>11412779>that tongueunfalso horsecocks are ugly as fuck, they look like gnarled tree branches or something
I love Twilight.
>>11412998>we want to get off, but we can'tORGASM DENIAL UNF UNF UNF
>>11412998I meant the Twilight wife nonsensebut your interpretation works as well
>>11412995Please stop making up lies. What do you even gain from this?
>>11412975>tfw I can't make that dream come true
>>11413015Do it anon, fucking do it and spread it everywhere.
>>11413029Only problem is I have no horseporn. I know one of you fuckers must. Do god's work with it.
http://i.imgur.com/fShqW3H.png
>>11413028>ah hate ponies
>>11413023If I keep calling her a lesbian no guys will want her, making it easier for me to fuck her.
>>11413044Pinkie Pie, I thought you were going for Rainbow Dash?
>>11413039>http://i.imgur.com/fShqW3H.pngmaaan pony porn is SO HOT*clop clop clop*
>>11412898Y-yes... I like that. I like that a lot.
>>11413044If you so much as lay a hand on my wife I will kill you anon.
I love Twilight
>>11413039AUGH
Late night Hats68.232.162.224:27015password: bonbon
>>11413060I love Twilight more.
>>11412989Gravity may be lighter in Equestria.Certainly the laws that apply on earth don't apply there.I was just assuming that considering their height(which is also assuming a foot is the same as earth) that's the wight they'd land at due to their mass. The only canon bit the pony's heights are based of of is an "8 foot candy cane" which was then used as a reference to pixel count the height of other ponies.
>>11413064NoI love Twilight
>>11413051But I'm a pony, you wouldn't hurt a pony now...would you?alsoI AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>11413049Mad?http://i.imgur.com/ubRXymh.png
>>11413080You're Twilight?
Oh no you don't you fucksI love twilight
maybe human pinkamena doodle thing. dunno if i pulled off the pose (should have used a ref...)i dunno. i need to finish something human one of these days.
God damn it Twily what have you done
I love Twilight most
>>11413081the faces are unreal bad
>>11413094Do something about that chin.
>>11413094Face looks flat. You neglected the indentation of the eye sockets and the contour of the nose.
>>11413080No you're not. The Rarity I know dont have wings.
>>11413094Well as long as you don't try to steal my wife, I thinks it's sweet. The only thing I'd say to work on seeing some of your pieces is the way the eyes look and are shaped.
>>11409775So, censored porn is fine?
>>11413100Anon, you could not possibly love Twilight more than I do.
>>11413121That image is neither censored nor pornographic.
I LOVE TWILIGHT
>>11413122But look anon, we love each other so much that we're due to have a foal together.And it's mineDNA testsAlso I love Twilight
>>11413133Look at the whole thread
>>11413071You know right now we could calculate the mass of a Pegasus.using that Candy Cane chart we could find out the surface of a pegasus wing. Then we take all scenes where pegasus are hovering, get an average number of flaps per minute and then calculate the lift force the flaps generate. That force would be equal to the weight of a pegasus. Of course this would be based on Earth's gravity.Anyway I doubt poies are that light. Pinkie only needed a few balloons to float and jumping on the cake left only a very small hoof print. Gravity would be almost nonexistent if that's their weight which is impossible since we can see them fall at great speeds.
>>11413121>censored pornIf she weren't wearing some kind of latex panties, would that even be porn? Because she is, is that porn? >Those ponies are wearing jackets! How lewd!
I love twilight.Anon what have you done?
>>11413141That image is fake, she's never even met you.
>>11413143I meant I doubt that gravity is so small. Fuck. Ponies must be very light
>>11413160fuck youI love twilight
I love Celestia
Everything is proceeding according to plan.
>>11413158>being this delusionalShe is my wife and she is pregnant with my foal
I'M MARRIED TO ALL OF THE PONIES IN EQUESTRIA
>>11412791>not buying x-boneholyshit you are a dumb faggot
>>11413180Not to Twilight you arent.Because I'm going to be the last one to say "I love Twilight"
>>11413180WELL I'M THE PRINCESS OF MARRAIGE AND I HEREBY DECLARE YOUR MARRAIGES ANNULED
>>11413171Good, you can have her.Twilight is the only one I love.
>>11413177I'm afraid you're the delusional one anon, she is married to me.
I love PinkieBut for some reason I jack off to Twilight the most.
>>11413019a tiny colorful pony dominating me and controlling when and if I cum is way hotter than it has any right to be
>>11413190WELL I"M THE PRINCESS OF PRINCESSES AND I INVALIDATE YOUR PRINCESHOOD AND ALL YOUR DECISIONS
Twilight loves me.
Are Dashfags cool yet now that Twaifufags are getting more awful?
>>11412791>Am I stupid Did you fucking see the Mega Man reveal? Jesus
>>11413213You will never be cool
>>11413209WELL I'M THE PRINCESS OF DECISIONS AND I DECLARE YOUR DECISIONS STUPID
so how was the movieI went to sleep roughly around it's premiere
I love twilight>>11413213>Pic-related
>>11413231>that art stylenah
>>11413229Check pre-previous thread we discussed camrip
>>11413218Well maybe not, but there are periods where certain waifufags are disliked.The rise of Dashfags is nigh
>>11413143Keep that idea in mind.It's definitely not something I feel like calculating tonight, but maybe during the day you can find an anon who could do it and post results.
>>11413231GODDAMIT NOT THAT SONG AGAINComic is very cute tough
>>11413213I blame equestria girls.All the twifags have finally cracked.
Will you be attending this year's taint fair?
>>11413225just because they're stupid decision doesn't make them wrong, just look at microsoft as an example.
>>11413171God that ass is something special, and she's got some spectacular oral skills. She's much more eager to please and not as much of a tease as her sister.
>>11413211No anon, she loves me.
>>11413245Either that, or all the other fags have taken the opportunity to pounce.
hello darkness my old friend
>>11413243I tried to do that but I don't know how to calculate the force generated by wings.
>>11413248Braeburn is shit
>>11413231>lets get in the bath togetherI'm not sure where this is going, but I like it.
>>11413248nigga that's gay
Uncharted 3, L.A. Noire, or Kingdom Hearts?
>>11413245Well maybe if you faggots tried to help them instead of making things worse we wouldn't be in this situation now.Poor dears are either suicidal, delusional or just dead inside now.
>>11413278Kingdom Farts
>>11413278those are all terrible
>>11413278Kingdom Hearts
>>11413248I was expecting more stuff to happen in this gif but then it didn't
this chiken tastes terrible I hate it
>>11413216>>11413231This is so cute.
Someone stram a movie pls
>>11413287I love Twilight more than you or anyone else here.
I don't really give a shit about Twilight Sparkle.
When death smiles at you, would you smile back?
>>11413301Twilight is very purple
>>11413278Noire
>>11413307not nearly as purple as cheerilee though
>>11413248Go to bed SB
>>11413105fixed i think>>11413110i dunno. I was thinking about that while i was sketching but i think with the style i chose its kinda hard to show those types of implied details with no rendering, although i messed with it a little bt.
>>11413304No, I never smile.
Your waifu is a slut, but a very nice lady.
>>11413314Cheerilee is a shity shade of purple. Twilight is the better purpleBest purple is Rarity's hair tough
>>11413317The chin looks better.
>>11412986i love twilight
>>11413322
>>11413322You should!Pinkie would do anything to get you and death to smile.
>>11413324SHE IS SO NOT A SLUTYOUR FACE IS A SLUT
I love TwilightPls anons stop.
>>11413334YOU CALLIN ME RARITY?
this is the most boring MLPG in a long while
>>11413213Why is she so perfect?
HEY TWIFAGSSTOP FOR A WHILEQUESTION FOR YOUWHAT WILL YOU DO IF FLASH IS S4 AS TWILIGHT'S BOYFRIEND
>>11413345i agreelet's talk about horsecocks
>>11413345I'm to tired to draw for you guys.
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>11413345>not the 8 hour horse last night
>>11413345It's the middle of the night and everyone blew their load last night about the movie
>>11413341NOIF I DID I WOULDN'T CALL YOU A SLUT
>>11413349>perfect
>>11413337Twilight is a very adorkable pone
>>11413350Nothing, because that isn't going to happen.
>>11413350Wait and see how much time DC needs to sue Hasbro
>>11413344Dewbon has a younger sister apparently
>>11413351Let's not.Instead we'll talk about why Cranky Doodle deserves another shot at an episode appearance beyond cameo.
>>11413355every fucking night!
>>11413363AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>11413360OH IM SORRY I MUST HAVE MISREAD. I THOUGHT YOU SAID I LOOKED LIKE A FUCKIN SKANK ASS HO
>>11413241Well, I had a look for it and I can't fucking find the damn thingcan I just hadve a link? at least soemthign to search for?
>>11413372Please Shining Armor and Iron Will deserve that more.
>>11413350I'll Toyota Camry.It's onry way
>>11413361She's perfect because she's not a perfect mary sue, but still great
>>11413380BITCH I WILL GODDAMN CUT YOU IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP
>>11413350Stop watching the show.
>>11413382Iron Will, yesSA can fuck off and not return.
>>11413359how was the movie anyway? I'd have thought there'd be a bigger buzz about it
>>11413391Why is her mane so ugly?
>>11413370What are you talking about, anon?
>>11413361Her flaws only endear her closer to my heart.
>>11413415> I'd have thought there'd be a bigger buzz about itFlash Sentry confirmed for Twilight's love interest.The board exploded in treats
>>11413426Her tail looks kinda weird.
>>11413423Huh Just my imaginationThat is a cute filly scoot though
>>11413420You best step the fuck back, it is undoubtedly the best mane.
>>11413415it was bad in the worst way. it was mediocre. there's nothing to talk about. twilight did some funny things, but it's the usual human in an animals body or animal in a humans body and then nothing interesting happened
>>11413443She's still a crusty cunt
>>11413426>twitching_wingboner.gif
>>11413443nigga it's ugly as shit, and don't even get me started on her eyes.
>>11413431It's not confirmed. No one knows what will happen. All we got is the mane six teasing Twilight for having a crush before Pinkie starts explaining everything that happened.I want to know how Faggot Sentry knew what happened in the human world when he was in Eqeustria. This is stupid as fuck
Browsing through a tumblr for porn is kind of weird. I think it's creating a weird kind of personal thing that I wouldn't get from going to any other part of this board. It's like looking through someone's collection. >You think this is hot?
>>11413443What a ugly mare. Almost as ugly as Derpy
>>11413442Yes.
RD is a canon child abuser
whoa pinkie slow down on the food
>>11413509Now with Rarity
>>11413486He doesn't actually say that he knows what happened, he just says "we have to stop bumping into each other," like Twilight had been doing a lot with the human Flash Sentry.
>>11413504Oh man that was a fun morning.
>>11413509what did we do to attract so many fat fetishists
>>11413479I don't even know where to start with you.I bet you like Rarity too
>>11413504
>>11413500I like the zebra Do you think she gets along with Zecora
>>11413333>Death comes for Pinkie>She has a party prepared for him
>>11413280To be fair, some of you were very nice yesterday and thanks to them, I don't feel that bad anymore
>>11413525Not really, we had a hard time discussing anything else about the episode.
>>11413531No, of course I don't like Rarity. But she is pretty. A lot prettier than Dash at least. How does a pony even get that ugly?
APPLEJACK NEEDS YOUR HELP
>>11413509Sometimes I think dotkwa, PNGLN and apple are the same artist at a different skill level.Kinda like an artistic pokemon evolution.
>>11413530Beats me
>>11413554But anon, I don't know anything about making dresses.
Twili pls.
>>11413552There was a touch of sarcasm in that post.
>>11413554applejack's life sucks in every song>my boots are nice>I have to till a field with my mouth to plant seeds to keep everyone alive
>>11413530Why do we attract so many fetishists?
>>11413566>implying LK doesn't cultivate them like plantschubby equestria girls when
Happy Father's Day, which pony's dad is the dadiest?
>>11413570unf
>>11413586>>11413530why do we attract so many thing that I don't like
>>11413591Shh, it's okay. Everything's going to be okay
>>11413580First time tonight I've laughed, thanks anon.I've got sinusitis so it hurts really bad, thanks anon
>>11413570I don't get it.
I don't love Twilight anymoreI've accepted Flashgate, he can have her now.Meanwhile I shall leave"But where, anon?"I have no idea, who knows what happens after death?
>>11413586the anonymity prevents any real judgement and it's nice to be able to get stuff like that off our chest. it actually probably starts like. one person says he thinks rarity is cute. that goes over so he or someone else takes it a little farther. and then it goes a little farther
>>11413570Twilight is not a prostitute.
>>11413603RAD DAD
>>11413612She asked 'what can I do ya for'.
>>11413612The joke is sex
>>11413611feel better, anon
>>11413621cute!
>>11413562Is it true that Jalm evolves into Jailbait when you trade him?
>>11413612"What can I do ya for" was jokingly perceived as "How much does it cost to have sex with you"
>>11413530but that's the only fat picture i've drawn
>>11413603Rarity's Dad
>>11413621Was it ever officially said that it was her dad? It could always have been her older brother that we've never heard about.That family would be cute as cannon though.
>>11413562>>11413635"BCS hurts herself in confusion"
>>11413611Hope you feel better anon
>>11413657Is Rarara a daddy's girl?
>>11413621
>>11413663I shouldn't have laughed this hard.
>>11413662Not exactly, but I'd say it's implied. Daughter standing on her father's shoulders as he takes her to her favorite event.
Rarity's father is a mule.
>>11413684Aren't mule's sterile though?
>>11413679"RCH learned string shot"
>>11413694Yes
>>11413672>I am going to fuck the most totally female of all the females and then he fucks a pink guy
>>11413694They are. Its quite a shame they have to deal with this issue in the show.
>>11413586I can't help it, I'm friends with Sanguinius, Pic related.
>>11413697tiarawhy learned pay day
>was sick as a kid a lot and in the hospital>pretty young nurses were always nice to me>huge thing for having a nurse toy with me while bedriddenThis is like a surgical strike right in the fetishes for me, oh godhttp://i.imgur.com/u2zPdbC.gif
It's not going to leak anytime soon, is it?
>>11413717AppleDan pls
>>11413680Yeah it seems very likely that it was her dad which I'm okay with, in fact having Firefly as her mother is some head-cannon I can really get behind too.
>>11413717
>>11413671When she was small she didn't spend that much time whit him. Why would she? He was dirty, he was interested in sports and so on. Nothing interesting for a fashionista. Never watched together the superb owl. Sweetie on the other hand loves him the most. She might not be a boy but she still plays Handegg with her father. She may not understand what's going in the game but her father loves to explain to her everything. Gets a little overzealous sometimes, and Sweetie just smile and listens.Anyway Rarity still isn't that close to her father. She loves him but they have nothing in common. And he just keeps embarrassing her reminding her of some things she did as filly.Really it's one of those stories in the making. He'll get sick, she'll realize how little time they spent together and try to make up. She invites him over on father's day to make him a costume. He doesn't make it. Illness got him first.
>>11413717Were they 'pretty young nurses', or 'pretty, young nurses'?
>>11413717That would suck horribly.You don't even get to taste it!At least give the man the luxury of unwrapping a bandage from his mouth before you rub your snatch on it.
>>11413743I don't know what this means>>11413751The second one, the hospital I was at always had really cute nurses, like a dentist's office
Play hates til the sun comes up the dawn is your enemy68.232.162.224:27015password is bonbon
applesHAPPY FATHER'S DAY
I'M STILL IN A DREAM
>>11413805but applepony's parents are deaaaaad
Why would you do such horrible things to batponies?
>>11413822>Granny Smith had to bury her own child.
>>11413841They're freaks, ponies should be full pony.
>>11413850>young forever
>>11413717I had a really pretty Filipino nurse in her early 20s jam a suppository up my asshole, she didn't give me any warning either, pretty sure she saw my boner
How did AJ's parents die?Disease, wagon crash?
>>11413850Maybe that's why she looks after AJ and family
>>11413612The joke is the first time she said it to twi this is how twi perceived it
What was your first fetish, mlpg?
>>11413909I don't have an fetishes.
>>11413883War, war never changes.
>>11413924>earth pony>rifle
Goodnight MLPG.I love Twilight
>>11413931It shoots apples
>>11413915You do, a fetish can be anything, even something habitual like attending mass.Most of them aren't sexual either.
>>11413931it's clearly a funny spear
>>11413937Apfelwerferit werfs Apfel
>>11413909furryearly early early hentai site that I used to frequent had a section called furry and for whatever reason I thought everyone would be covered in carpets. I still don't understand it to this day. Why would they be wearing carpets? That doesn't make any sense
>>11413909Femdom and tomboys
Which of the main 6 would be the best father?
>>11413968but they're mares
>>11413909First?Tentacles. I was like five or six and tentacles. I didn't know how sex worked or anything,there would be these weird diaper-like cloth pants you put on that had tentacles in them that made you feel good.We were always like this.
>>11413909Tickling.
>>11413924>In pony wars they throw pies at each other and play dead>He's still playing dead
>>11413883AJ's father fell down the stairsAJ's mother died when AB was born
>>11413968Spuke
>>11413924Who did ponies war with? I'll bet it was no good stinkin camels.
>>11413968The one that lays eggs
>>11413994>AJ's father fell down the stairsearth ponies
>>11413909Facesitting. It's my only fetish, apart from cartoon ponies.
>>11413983That is correct. Now answer my question
>>11413958Same, but it was sparked by...her...
>>11414001Gryphons.They're still salty.
>>11413562hehe..eh, thanks i guess?
>>11414031But you are a horse
>>11414031But this is so sudden Imagine the scandal if anyone found out
>>11414031
>>11413956>werfs
>>11414049My cousin showed me.Her hands were really soft.
>>11414011Good taste, I remember playing truth or dare as a kid and trying to get girls to sit on my face
>>11414037So?
>>11413909Hypnosis.
>>11414058>being molestedthat's pretty hot
>>11414077Twilight doesn't love you
>>11414031What do cartoon pony snouts feel like?
>>11414015oh, uh okay. I guess Twilight would push her child the most academically, having them resent her growing up but later learn to respect her. AJ might be the most responsible and dependable father. I don't have high hopes for Rainbow Dash.Fluttershy would be the most accepting but also let her kid to be a lazy piece of shit.Pinkie would be a fun father until the kid got older and tired of her shenanigans. Rarity...uh..
>>11414049When I was washing my penis in the shower
>>11414049A kid in my class told everyone. He was sent home pretty quickly
>>11414088Bags of
>>11414051
>>11414065Why can't she be real MLPg? I'd sped time with her, take care of her, be there to comfort her when a big fashion guy insults her latest dresses...I just want to be with her and make her happy. Is it to much to ask for?
>>11414049Rubbing up against some pole thing. Then rubbing up against a neck-high windowsill on top of my bed.
>>11413909I can't remember if it was mind control or size difference
>>11414088I bet they are soft.
>>11414037She's a centuries old, sapient magical creature, Anon.She's as much of a horse as you are
>>11414104Yes
>>11414088They feel like boops
>>11414103I know.Wirft.
>>11413933May your dreams be purple and good.
>>11414091Would she be the father that tries to have as much fun with her child when she can, but is away a lot due to work?
>>11413909Inces
>>11414114>>she's as much of a horse as you are>I'm a horse nowFinally!
>>11414114If I were to make love to Celestia, I wouldn't want it to be as equals.That's the problem with most porn of her - she's just another sex partner like all the ponies.I'd want to ber slave or servant or toy - completely obedient and subservient, focused only on her wants and needs,appreciatively lapping up whatever stray pleasure she deigned to grant me, like a good little boy.Why am I like this ;__;
>>11414088Velvet covered marshmallows.
>>11414161Nigga, you's some different kind of not-my-nigga.
>>11414161It's okay to feel that way
>>11414159So what is your first order of business as a pony in Ponyville?
>>11414194Masturbate
Britfag here, I couldn't watch the movie butI love TwilightIs it safe to breathe?
>>11414183Does she love you?
>>11413937So it was a suicide?
>>11413657FOOTBAW
>>11414119Then why do I even live? Why do I even bother? I'll never find someone like her. I'll never be truly happy.It's not worth it. It's just not worth it.
>>11414185No deer, only catponies
Would your favorite pony rather watch Adventure Time or Regular Show?
>>11414214BEEFBAW
>>11414098what is this actually from
>>11414049By myself, I was rubbing my dick on my PJ's underneath the sheets. When I first came, I was afraid I had rubbed my head off.
>>11414161Yeah, you would love that, won't you?You little slut~
>>11414207NopeTwilight has a boyfriend now
>>11414218
>>11414161>boyNow, Celestia can't work with that. But since you're already here, she may as well make do with you.
>>11414225
>>11414215
>>11414194Try to find my cutie mark.I'd really like to finally know what I'm good at.
>>11414049Same, I was just rubbing it for fun. Then I came and I run to the toilet, because I thought I pissed myself.
>>11414208Yes, she is my wife.
>>11414240>blank flank
>>11414215Just find a design school and hang around it. A lot of dudes that go there are gay, and there's probably a lot of insecure grills.
jfc Scherzo mini-sentry mroe
>>11414230Damn.
>>11414268She doesn't really
>>11414258>knowing what your special talent is without having a tattoo on your asstell me how
>>11414257Oh, I didn't know that you were married to Twilight, lucky you.
>>11414268Oh don't be sad. Again nothing is sure. We're going to have to wait till S4 starts. or till Entertainment Weekly throws us a bone with a few screenshots or previews for it. Don't lose hope Anon. I'm sure everything will be just fine. Have a Twilight
>>11414236i cant find it in his gallerylink it
>>11414306Why would someone do that to Twilight?
>>11414312http://derpiboo.ru/333929
>>11414305He's lying TexHe can't be married to Twilight. I'm married to Rarity and I meet with Twilight every day. She's single.
>>11414315It's her fetish
>>11414315Why can't she use her magic to get down?
>>11414329He is lying, but so are you.I'm married to Twilight.
>>11414306Thanks, I like that Twilight.
>>11414337She forgot about that.MEANWHILE I AM PLACING ALL THE BOOKS OUT OF ORDERMUAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
I win Twilight!
>>11414351That's a Changeling
>>11414347You're pure evil anon.
What if..What if all of you are married to Twilightbut Twilights from different parallel realities
>>11414351Ha, that was just a decoy.The real Twilight is with me.
>>11414362OH BUT THAT"S NOT ALL ANONAFTER THAT I'M GOING TO TICKLE HER
>>11414306How could you untie her without ruining her coat ?
>second pony-related dream in two years, first with Twilight>it's about watching Equestria Girls on some website>they're small and living in a terrarium for some reason (turns out it's a fan-made ruse, not the real EqG, but that doesn't matter here)>see human Twilight and Brad kissing>wake up immediately>pic related - it's my face after I woke up and realized that the first dream with my Twilight was about her kissing other guyI don't think I can carry on.
>>11414365I AM MARRIED TO THE REAL TWILIGHT
>>11414365What if Twilight orbits my parallel dick?
>>11414365But I'm married to the one true Twilight.
>>11414365I'm married to the best Twilight.
>>11414355Better then nothing.>>11414373Dreams don't count.
Man you Twifags finally lost it.
Pony has invaded your world, what will you do?Captcha: badwmen business
>>11414365Then who gets Twilight Sparkle from Equestria One?
>>11414403I pat ponies butt
>>11414401They lost it long ago
>>11414406Why, Flash Sentry of course
>>11414374That is so cruel!
>>11414403Offer Humanity politelyAsk them not to hurt me in exchange for oral sex
>>11414406Me.
No-one is married to the real Twilight. I have seen the inner workings of the universe and I understand the underlying mechanics of existence. The real Twilight is a virgin now and will die a virgin. Your Twilights are corruptions, perversions, and falsifications all.
>>11414374Worse than Hitler
>>11414440NOPE!
>>11414374>>>/b/You edgy fuck!
>>11414421who wins /co/Flash or Sentry
>>11414454No, my Twilight is real. You're a perversion.
>>11414473Sentry.
>>11414473FlashFaggot can outrun death. IT CAN OUTRUN THE GODDAMN UNIVERSE TILL HE REACHES A NEW UNIVERSEHE'S FASTER THAN INSTANT TELEPORTATION
I pone, therefor I am
unts unts unts unts unfs
>>11414477Denial is the first stage. The night will grow darker before the sun rises.
>>11414502
>>11414507But how do you know you're not the one in denial?
>>11414507Without her, there is no morning for me. No light
Sexy yes, but i like it.
>>11414507I cast magic missile at it then
>>11414516I guess you're stuck inTwilight
>>11414515Now the attacks. Anger is the second stage. To your question: I'm not the one claiming to be married to Twilight. Let alone claiming to be married to the real Twilight.
>>11414403Fight pony and send friendly message whether I win or lose
>>11414519
Would the real Twilight please stand up?
>>11414534You claim that our Twilights are fake, not the original ones. I ask proof of that.
Can we stop with this Twilight bullshit?We all know she's mine
that's enough pony todayhttp://sadpanda.us/images/1672161-3LN0NZE.png
>>11414548sitting is better
>>11414548y'all act like you never seen a pony before
>>11414559I dont see why people are fighting over such a slut anyway.
>>11414548That's meAnd I'm married to that Anon
>>11414559No, she's mine.And I blame OP for this, he chose this topic.
>>11414533Maybe that wasn't be that bad after all, heh.
>>11414562That's a lot of apples.
>>11414568Which pony isn't a slut nowadays?
>>11414533Damn it anon, this is no time to be making jokes.
I was married to Twilight Sparkle once and it was horrible.
reureureu
Does Twily do the cookin by the book?
>you will never feel her touch
>>11414592Jalm Jalm Jalm
>pony gives you an incredible blowjob that makes you double over and writhe in pleasure>the catch is that every time you make a sound, even the smallest groan, she adds another 10 minutes of keeping you on edge>you're only allowed to make noise when she lets you cumhttp://i.imgur.com/rHk8NRC.gif
>>11414569you're just mad, i like fluttershy more anyway.
>>11414592>>11414599ded ded ded
>>11414600This is a silly and stupid fetish.
>>11414562>enough ponyImpossible.
>>11414600>sibsy ocSOILED IT
>>11414595>pokes with stick
>>11414551The real Twilight is an idealogical construct. She is not married. This can be determined easily by asking this question: Is she married in the show? The answer is no. As this real Twilight, the ideal Twilight, is not married, any other Twilight (such as the one you are married to) must, by logic, be an idealogical imitation of the real Twilight; in other words, a corruption of the perfect Twilight. Unless you are too far gone to accept that the Twilight in the show is the real Twilight, in which case I cannot help you. Nor can anyone, I suspect.
>>11414615it's time for bed
>>11414616If I knew how to use photoshop, I'd turn her into replacement pone
>>11414593She does everything by the book anon.
>>11414595>ponies act like they're totally innocent but really they know exactly how to make you squirm and enjoy tormenting you by grinding their plump asses into your cock, deliberately winking at you, and nuzzling their soft muzzles against your crotch
>>11414614you're stupid
>>11414616Sibsy is pretty cute and I'd gladly let her test her oral abilities on me
If we'd go againAll the way from the startI would try to changeThe things that killed our loveYes, I've hurt your pride, and I knowWhat you've been throughYou should give me a chanceThis can't be the endI'M STILL LOVING YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>11414639Best part of the day.
Apples.
>>11414668I am completely indifferent.
>>11414621Question: How do you know that the show doesn't show us what happened in the past?How do you know it's not the same thing like when we sees stars? If a star is 20 light years away we don't see the star as it is now but as it was 20 years ago. How do you know that the show doesn't show us the past and right now the real Twilight isn't married to an anon?
>>11414648Your desperation and disgustingly low standards are showing. Holy shit. She looks like a washed up 45 year old woman who has had too much Jameson and five too many kids.
>>11414659>you should've seen the size of the tent he pitched when Rarity used her mouth to pull his pants down and fix the seams
>>11414637>Turkey>Poland>Portugal>Bulgaria>Albania12/10
>>11414688but you've never touched a woman
>>11414622>>11414615Fixed it for ya!http://imgur.com/ovZHe37
>>11414621
>>11414690Too be a workind stiff.She knows how to work hard.....on
>>11414710I refuse that definition of a waifu. Applying that definition to my waifu would no longer make her the character I love. It would be a cheap copy, a fake that just looks like her.
This always confused and terrified me.
>>11414740
we batman's parents
>>11414739Oh okay. So sometimes when ponies walk around they scrape the paint off their feet. Twilight's just getting her purple paint painted back on.
Do you have someone that loves you, MLPG?What does it feel like?
>>11414684That's not how it works. In the same way that a tree falling with no one around it produces noise but not sound (as noise is simply the potentiality of sound and must be observed), when not being aired, shows and movies are in stasis. Their universe only exists as long as they are perceived by us. Nothing happens off-screen; everything we believe happens off-screen simply happens in the first moments on-screen of the episodes. Anon could only marry Twilight while a new episode is airing. Though, technically, each new episode brings about a new (separate) ideal Twilight.
>>11414762pony loves me
>>11414762Romantic love or friends/family type love?
>>11414760>you will never use a buffer on sunbuns
>>11414739the alien creature applying the brush is the worst thing about that cropped picture. it looks like some horrible monster
>>11414773Any
>>11414762A girl had a crush on me in 5th grade, I used to play with her brother and she was a cutie, I had better social skills with girls when I was 10 than I do now
Is bitchfilly a cute pone?
>>11414769Who died and made you Mr My Definitions And Logic is The Only Correct Ones?That's stupid. You have no proof of what you are saying. So bugger off.I AM MARRIED TO THE REAL TWILIGHT
>>11414735That's all it is. Or all you'll ever have. You can put your waifu on a pedestal, but the closest you'll ever come to having her is a pale imitation. Even if you get the ideal form of your waifu, she will immediately become no longer the ideal form of your waifu, simply by virtue of having met you. Observation changes the result of an event. Active participation changes it vastly more.
>>11414762My parents do. But it feels bad, because I'm nothing but a dissapointment to them and they would be better without me.
>>11414779That moster loves you.
Hats was fun guysWe should do it more often.
>implying you're gonna boop me
>>11414739That thing is based on these toe separtor things you use when you apply nail polish.
>>11414726>This week I'm gonna bring him to the spa with Rarity, we let Aloe and Lotus in on the plan. They're gonna give him a massage and work their magic with those sultry voices and see if they can get him to cum in his pants, it's gonna be great!
>>11414814I already went to bed.
>>11414795Yes
>>11414814I should finally learn how to play and play with you.
>>11414799The same one who died and gave you the same title, it seems. All you have to say is "I AM MARRIED TO THE REAL TWILIGHT". I've given you reasons why you're not. You're avoiding the fact that your argument is neutered.
>>11414823
12 HOURS SINCE PREMIEREWHERE IS THE FUCKING LEAKWHAT TAKES THESE FAGGOTS SO LONG
>>11414828Have to mind the magic, it can get away from you.
>>11414800The ideal form of my waifu is the one I create in my mind, not the one in the show. The show Twilight is the base, on which I build my waifu.
>>11414828Why would pony be so cruel?
>>11414855It was a small event with tons of security. No leak.
>>11414842What arguments? You mean your own interpretation of things we've seen? They have no value. At all.It's like saying God doesn't exist because Zeus exists.
>>11414835Here you gohttp://www.youtube.com/user/EvilDaedalusHis videos are five years old so obviously things are a little bit different now, but these are still some of the best beginner videos out there
I'm going to kill myself
>>11414859Equivocation of the world "ideal". Your ideal meaning the one you want. Not the ideal referring to Forms. The ideal Twilight is the one that came first, and the one that came first came from the show. I concede that you may indeed be married to your ideal Twilight, but you're not married to the real Twilight.
>>11414868Thank you!
PONY HARDER, FAGLORD
>>11414878Good riddance to bad rubbish.
>>11414892That I can agree with.
EG where?
>>11414828If they're gonna make a mess, they better clean up after themselves.
>>11414908The only problem is, the real Twilight is the one you should aspire to. Anything less is just, well, less.
>>11414923That is a no no. bed time, and Flutter on.
Daily reminder.
>>11414940You're so delusional it's cute
>>11414940Scootaloo is best filly.
UNF
The Last of Us > Equestria Girls
>>11414954what's going on with that bit of fur by her tail
>>11414961ANOTHER GREAT MOVIE ONLY ON PS3
>>11414961what about The Last of Us Equetria Girls
>>11414946You're so cute it's delusional
>>11414971I love Twilight more.
Equestria Girls torrent where?
>>11414968help i am drowning in 10/10 reviewsxboner pls
>>11414929No. Why should I? The one I created is the perfect one for me - she isn't 'less' in any way. In fact, she's even more - much more complex than a cartoon pony in this show can ever be.
>>11414965Skipsy trying to draw a dock.
>>11414985I don't own any consoles
>>11414994a... dock?
Any good horseboners lately?
>>11415000like a dick but different
>>11415000The hairless base of a tail
>>11415000It's the base of the tale
>>11414954I don't like drumsticks on ponies.
>>11415014>ponies are made of dough
>>11415014>taletail
>>11415000The fleshy tail bit on which the hair grows.
>>11415014>>11415016>ponies are made of stories
>>11414995Ah, so that's why you're attacking Sony.You hate video games.
>stayed up all night>still no leak
>>11415016Also try holding your right hand the way its drawn.
>>11415003>>11415007>>11415014>>11415023what a weird thing to want to include in a drawing
>>11415033Console peasant pls go
>>11415039why?I think it's cuteIt's like a little taint extension
>>11415039mlpg has a fetish for fleshy tail bits
>>11415047>taint?
>>11415034It's going to get leaked and streamed here the minute you go to sleep.
>>11415039Some people like it.
>Docks
>>11415063Docks?
>>11415056Braeburned as a taint fetish the more you knowIt's the pillowy bit between the anus and balls.
>>11415034>stayed up all night>didn't get lucky
>>11415056http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R1epQU2AvNQ
Leak when
http://i.imgur.com/qkwZIY8.jpgSWEET JESUS
>>11415079>Daft punk
>>11415089
Plop
>>11415089I LIKE TWIRITY BUT THAT HORRIFIES ME
>>11415089>your milk is as sweet as you are>lame pick up lines
>>114150892HotDiggityDemon4me
>>11415111Why is this so adorable?
>>11415111*baa*
>>11415111QT3.14 gifs?
>>11415147It's weird how good this is considering everyone else in this fandom
>>11415157>German engineering
>>11415122Because pone is so tiny and happy
>>114151472qt3.14me
>>11415190Why is pone so cute?
>>11415222It's their freakishly large eyes.
Cute ponies?!
>>11415224
>>11415227
Purplest pone
>>11415222For females, the most attractive/preferred face is symmetrical, with large eyes, high forehead, a small mouth and nose
>>11415237I love purplest pone
>>11415233
>>11415089Pony boobies shouldn't be like this.They should be small and petite and cute.
>>11415250Purplest pone is now a catWhat do?
>>11415260What a punk
>>11415262Can she still talk?
>>11415271Yes, and her voice is the same.
So I just woke upDid EG leak yet or something?
No-one actually loves you, AnonThey were just being nice
>>11415262Give her the pomme
>>11415292Old news, anon.
>>11415292>tfw my brother has called me an asshole>tfw my father calls me a cunt>tfw my mother just tells me she doesn't like me>tfw no friends>tfw you realize you're a terrible, unlikeable person
>>11415331
>>11415342You can't be that bad if you like ponies
>>11415342You have us anon.
>>11415342Go on a self-improvement questDo it for your waifu.
>>11415351I presume he likes RaritySo yes, yes he can.
>>11415366You're a faggot
>>11415342Play hats with us
I bet things would be a lot better around here if Nightmare Moon had won.
>>11415382However did you guess?
>>11415384I want to play hats with MULPUG but where i live the internet is behind some sort of DMZ crap so online games is a no go.
>>11415400>Dash can fit her whole hoof into her mouthu-unf
>>11412877>>11413039>>11413081>>11412972What is that thing under their vags? They look like balls.
>>11415414Devil May Zulu?
>>11415429http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DMZ_%28computing%29
>>11415362>Lost 20kg>No-one cared or even noticedDon't see the point, probably going to die soon>>11415384I do
>>11415426They appear to be swollen marelips.
>>11415426Dildo
>>11415446Ah, that makes senseWell...in context at least.
>>11415502#teamedward
ded
I have way too many pony image that I never going to useI don't know why I keep saving them
They took them. They took them and run. All the ponies. None left. All alone here. No more ponies ever.
this is the end
>>11415551my only friend, the end
>tfw no /ss/Which one of the main 6 would be more into little colts?
>>11415543You just like cute ponies.
HEY AAAAAANON
>>11415543I save tons of images despite barely posting. Hell, even if I post something once in a while, it is without an image most of the time. Feels pointless.
IT'S BEEN OVER NINE MONTHWHERE IS THE FUCKING LEAK
>>11415568fucking pinkie pie is at it again
>>11415568HEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHNUUHN!
>>11415543>tfw I just realized the only pony images I've saved in last half of a year are porn
>>11415568Shut up, faggot.
>>11415543Because one day, the fate of the world may rest on a giant collection of pony images
Would you trust your filly with Rainbow Dash?
>>11415568Yes What is it Pinkie
What am I going to do with my pony folder when all of this ends?
>>11415543My pony folder is now like 80 GB in size, obviously I don't even look at most of the stuff there, but I'm never going to delete it. I'm gonna keep downloading more and more.
>>11415618Watch it in twenty years and cry
>>11415543>>11415575Maybe because they're nice pictures that you enjoy looking at whenever you do have cause to open your image folder?
>>11415609i would have faith in her ability to molest her
>>11415618Sacrifice it to the dark gods by burning your hard drive.
>>11415609No. She would have sex with it.
>>11415625But I don't. I cringe every time I see that collection and they make opening that certain folder incredibly lengthy.
>>11415609So what happens when Diamond Dogs hear about an isolated kingdom of ponies made of GEMS
>>11415609YesI'd trust every one of the 6main with my children
Ulp...ulp...ulp...
>>11415605would you consider uploading your background pony folder
>>11415648
>>11415640They are crystal, not gems.
>>11415650I would have to organize it firstI do not look forward to that
>>11415625Yeah, I guess that's right.
>>11415564Rarity
>>11415674why is ponk horse vacuuming in the desert during a sandstorm?she has her work cut out for her.
>>11415662Well considering the few crystal ponies we know the names of are named after gems that match their coat or mane colors, ( Like Emerald Ray) I do not think the diamond dogs would make the distinctionIf it looks like a gem, sparkles like a gem and is named like a gem...
>>11415564Rarity or FluttershyRarity because she's a bored cougar and Fluttershy because she's scared of real men
>>11415692>going for ponies that are under Celestia's ruleYeah...Not going to happen. The thing that controls the sun and has a huge army will probably rape them
>>11415708But they already did just that, it was the whole point of A Dog and Pony show. If spike hadn't been ignored no one would ever have known what happened to RarityBesides, Cadance rules the Crystal Ponies, not Celestia
>>11415718>Cadence>not under Celestia's ruleNigga Celestia rules all the ponies. She says something they do. If they don't enjoy having no sun2 For them Rarity was a random pony from a small village. The Crystal empire is a small town. A few ponies going missing would be instantly discovered.
>>11415671Share it unorganized
And buried.
>>11415732But shes not. She is the Crystal princess, the only one able to control the Crystal heart and through it the Crystal ponies and their Empire. We are told this specifically. Celestia even states she has no idea how it works when talking to Twilight at the beginning of the Episode. The Crystal ponies answer to whoever has control of the heart, not Celestia.
Draw Requests?Happy Father's Day!
>>11415771Rarity and Twilight booping each other
If it's wrong to be in love with pony, then why does it feel so right?
>>11415771Sweetie Belle giving her dad a present she made by herself
>>11415771Twilestia please
>>11415771Panka hugging his dad.
\we leak yet?
>>11415789>his
>>11415781Who says it's wrong?
>>11415799The Man
>>11415793old horse3rd post
>>11415781Because your conscience is already corrupted.Stop guiding yourself with "feel" and start with your thinking.
>>11415793How did MLPG take the movie?Any mass suicides?
>>11415765And Cadence answer to Celestia. And no there is no reason for the Crystal ponies not to answer to Celestia and Luna. Also Shining Armor was the Capitan of the Royal Guard. He'd also do whatever Celestia and Luna would say.Also seeing how they almost freed the Crystal Ponies a 1000 years ago yeah they'd probably do Celestia's bidding. Celestia has complete control over the Crystal ponies since she has complete control over Cadence and Shining Armor.
>you will never teach pony how to swim
>>11415815It's too late for me Anon. Pony has already taken over my heart.
>>11415815My thinking says that loving pony is a good thing
>>11415835Then stop asking us questions you don't want to hear answers for.
So, when Friendship is Magic first started getting popular, we on /co/ decided to call ourselves, the adult fans, "bronies" (as in, bros who like ponies).Now that Equestrian Girls is the big thing, and I assume we will all be converting over to the Equestrian Girl fandom, do we call ourselves...What? Broquestrian Girls?
>>11415842Cumfaggots.
>>11415822The Crystal empire is its own entity with its own rulers, culture, flag and now guards. It answers to its own ruler alone. That ruler happens to be very close to Celestia. That does not make the Crystal Empire a vassal state. It means it has close ties to Equestria.If it worked like you propose every nation in Europe would be consolidated into a single geopolitical mass right now, with as much royal intermarriage and military intervention as has happened throughout its history.
>>11415828>watching let's play>not playing itpleb
>>11415842"We" on /co/Because I was therewith themin that timeI was important in this fandom please gib attention
>>11415848Cadence was all her life under Celestia's rule. Just because she's the boss of the Crystal empire, which again is just a small city, doesn't mean it's an independent state that doesn't have to answer to Celestia.
>>11415848I could still see the Crystal empire working as basically belonging to Equestria, with Cadance being a kind of viceroy, her title being "Crystal Princess".
>>11415848Cadence is the mayor while Celestia's the president
>>11415842>Now that Equestrian Girls is the big thinglol>I assume we will all be converting over to the Equestrian Girl fandomlel>do we call ourselveslyl
galaxy full of cum with bananas and video games in id
>>11415866Any princess in real life was under the rule of her native monarch before being married off, whats your point? The nation to which she was married did not suddenly become the property of her birth country, quite the opposite.Cadance was under Celestias rule because she lived in Equestria and there was no Crystal empire to rule at the time
fuck you here's lyra
>>11415892
>>11415888But Cadence was effectively sent by Celestia to protect the city, she did not marry any local prince.
So why is Cadence the princess of the Crystal Empire? I don't think this was explained.
>>11415888>princess in real lifeWho said anything about real life? Nothing in the show regarding that works like in real life.Also why suddenly wouldn't Cadence be under Celestia's rule anymore since Celestia is the one that sent her there to protect the city. She could jsut order Cadence to leave and bam the Empire doesn't have a leader anymore.
>>11415908because Celestia wanted them annexed
>>11415860Weird.Why do you think I didn't just finish it 2 hours ago?
>>11415896That is cute. Is she doing a backflip?
>>11415905She didn't need to, as was explained by in the episode itself, she was (somehow, magically) the crystal princess by birth, had the cutie mark to prove it, and took control of the Crystal Heart instinctively, which proved her right to rule as far as the Crystal Ponies were concerned.It was contrived as hell but thats what we got
>>11415908Because Hasbro needed to sell sparlky toys
>>11415920This is why I hate 'adventure" episodes. The canon around them is always so fucking retarded.
>>11415920And that doesn't mean that it's an independent state separate from Equestria.
daily dosewww.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
>>11415920>crystal princess by birthWasn't she just a regular pony that got alicorne'd according to the book. It's a bit of a stretch to think that she might have some ancient royal lineage, although someone like Jesus comes to mind.In any case, that does not necessarily mean Crystal Empire is an independent state.
>>11415944I liked Return of Harmony
>>11415958Yes she was a pegasus that Celestia made an alicorn.
>>11415919it's dying anon
so, do we actually have a rip of the movie yet for us non-american fags or are we just goign to have to wing it
>>11415960Well yeah that one was fine.That one also wasn't trying to shove merch down everyone's throat, nor did it have some faggy new location that makes no sense, nor did it drop "p.s. twily has a brother lol" and "p.s. luna and celestia aren't the only alicorns lol" on everyone.Less is more.
>>11415982No we do not.
>>11415994oh well. I suppose we'll just have to wait and see.
>>11415958>>11415951It is called an empire, its ruler is co-ranked with Celestia, it has its own flag and guards. Everything about it presents itself as an independent, sovereign state.Techncially, the assertion that it *isn't* is what should be proven here, and there is nothing in the show that does that. All we have right now is battle of headcanons because the show itself no longer cares to create a solid settingI am sure we will get another princess come time for the next major playset>>11415964I heard about that book but isn't it kind of non canon? Isn't that the one that also had gilda and stuff in it?
>>11415974She's just Australian, she'll be fine.
Season 5 when?
>>11416010After you commit suicide
>>11416010Never.Season 5 is the final season.
>>11416014it wasn't always that way anon
>>11416026noit wasn'tbut then you came along
>>11416001>it's called an empireDoesn't mean nothing> its ruler is co-ranked with CelestiaNo they just have the same title which again means nothing since she is under Celestia's rule> it has its own flag and guards.My city has it's own flag and police. Again means nothing. Hell in the Equestria Girls trailer they are using Celestia's banner.Also the book, or at least Cadence's backstory is considered canon.
>>11416001Perhaps Celestia is a kind of Napolean-esque figure. She does not rule the Empire per se, but just sends those who are loyal to her to rule on her behalf. Celestia seems to do an awful lot of meddling.
>>11416014Not anymore
>>11416037>Doesn't mean nothingActually, it does - because Hasbro is using the "Queens are Evil, Princess are good" disney cliche, that means that "Kingdoms are good, Empires are Evil" is in effect
I JUST WOKE UP.SO DID YOU ALL SEE IT?!IS THERE A STREAM, A LEAK, ANYTHING?!PLEASE TELL ME I DIDN'T MISS IT.
>>11416048So how is the Cristal Empire evil?
>>11416051Because Sombra was the King.
>>11416050You missed nothing, we're still waiting for a leak
>>11416055But it's still an empire now.
Why is Cadencess a princess and not an empress or duchess?
>>11416051Because it was ruled by pony darth vader?And before him, a Crystal Queen, and as we are told, all Queens are evil?
>>11416061Sombra might have been an usurper, not the rightful ruler
>>11416061Which means it's secretly Evil. Obviously, It'll be truely evil when Cadance goes through a Nightmare Moon moment of her own.
>>11416068because EVERYONE GETS TO BE A PRINCESS except the mayor
>>11416069>Crystal Queen>The one who created the Crystal heart and started the Crystal Fair>EvilYou are an idiot.
>>11416069>Because it was ruled by pony darth vader?At least Darth Vader had a personality.
>>11416086Suprise: the crystal heart pratically dictates your emotions into a magic aurafor entirly vanity related reasons
>>11416074>In season 7, Ponyville declares independence after a tea-party gone wrong and the Mayor is made a princess
>>11416059Oh, that's a good thing. For a second thanks to these posts I thought everyone saw it.>>11413359>>11413415>>11413445
>>11416086>I cannot sarcasm on the internetSorry anon I did not know you took pony darth vader so seriously
>>11416096But they say that she made the fair to make the ponies happy so they can power up the heart and protect the city
>>11416102There was discussion based on the reports from people who had seen in theatres. No online version yet.
>>11416125dudejustit's a merch-pushing episode, just try not to think about it
>>11416136The entire show is that
>>11416136Every episode is a merch-pushing episode.
>>11416140>>11416146>brony-shiteating-meghan-worshipperslol
>>11416014
>>11416146You are correctHowever for most of the show it was far more subtle, and was often reversed- hasbro started pushing toys of characters that got big on the show, rather than the other way aroundFrom the moment cadance appeared, things shifted hard in the other direction. The show bent over backwards to insert things to sell, rather than seizing on good stuff that came out of the shows naturally
>>11416153rotfl
>>11416153>denying the truth
Morning, /co/.Did we get our leak overnight?
>>11416153>>11416162>still thinking it's all Meghan's faulti've never understood thisFaust wasn't the only one who left, Renzetti did too and so did a few others
>>11416201Well I see one in another thread but I'm waiting for a higher quality so we can watch it.. TOGETHER
>>11416206We know that it was Renzetti/Faust combo, stop being so naive.
>>11416201No, apparently all theater showings yesterday were too heavily guarded for anyone to get a leak
>Faust was faultless and all her ideas were goodYeah, because the first two episodes were so fucking amazing, right?Go back and rewatch them without the nostalgia goggles on
>>11416251I do so every day. They're still godlike.
>>11416179I disagree. Hasbro just tells them put this toy in the show.It's up to the writers to see how they do it. It's up to them if it's good or bad. Hasbro didn't come in and said yes make an episode where Cadence rules the Crystal Empire, a city that vanished 1000 years ago because the evil king that enslaved it cursed it after being defeated by Celestia and Luna.They just told them make some transparent ponies. It's the writer's job to make it good.
>>11416256>Faustdrones
>>11416251I liked them the first time, that was before I gave a shit about the show
>>11416251Many posters here watch the pilots fairly often anonThey are still very goodI miss snarky antisocial Twilight
>>11416251But I thought it was good, it promised me a world with lots of world building, adventure and happiness.
>>11416274The pilots were always considered mediocre or bad. Fuck sake most people didn't even recommended them when someone who wanted to give the show a chance and asked where to start.
