New horse for general horses.I dunno, something something party horse.
should I be excited or what
IT'S OVEREVERYONE GO HOME
WOLF NANAKI A SHITSENTENAL A SHITTHE MOVIE A SHITTHE SHOW A SHIT
>dat 00:00 threadShould've had linked to the old horse though
>>11407125But I am home...
THIS THREAD A SHIT
Is there still hope?Can I still come back?
>>11407150how many bells does she have
>Twilight love interest confirmedwelp, guess it's time to become a jaded hermit who gave up on his waifu
>>11407128So whats nanaki doing now anyway?
>>11407152Hope is deadWe are the deadThere are no heroes left in pony
>>11407159Did you see the movie?
>>11407152There are no heroes left in man.
>>11407159>being this much of a defeatist betaThe only reason you don't deserve her is because you won't fight for her.
>>11407119SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGERATTACK ON PONYthe intro song is stuck in my head, for days
>>11407167Making threads, obviously
>>11407159Anon nothing is confirmed. By S4 he will be forgotten.
>>11407146the writers didnt even know what starswirls spell was supposed to do in the goddamn finale. its obvious they didnt plan out the detailed canon of how the mirror works
>>11407159I feel the same way, but not because of EQG. I have no waifu, just ponies I like and dislike now.
>>11407179You can't fight canon, Anon.Inserting yourself into an established relationship is too stupid. I just can't do it.
Goodnight MLPGHope you find EqG somewhat enjoyable
Do people still write stories about horse? I wish to know where I can get more butts, in text form.
>>11407179How can he fight for her when she's being controlled by hasbro?
Pony just gave you a fathers day card.What do you do?
>>11407152>>11407169She's in the Satyr general.
>>11407214Is that ciircuit? Looks a bit like ciircuit.
>>11407213Nothing is canon yet anon. S4 is still a long time away.
>>11407229Destroy Hasbro, release her from her torment.
>>11407233question cross-species reproduction
>>11407214Have a happy birthday!
>>11407233Ask why. I'm pretty sure I'm not their father.
I've got this feeling like my veins are filled with nothing but unf
>tfw Tess hats us>tfw MiLes is ded>tfw Peanus is ded>tfw Obsidian is ded>tfw Moe is ded>tfw Kraut is ded>tfw Dafty is ded>tfw Apple is ded>tfw mewball hats us>tfw Changelingbro is ded>tfw Japanon is ded>tfw NPA is ded>tfw Scherzo hats us>tfw Moophins is ded>tfw Rubro is ded>tfw Metals is in jail>tfw Cheshire hats us>tfw AB is dead>tfw Noel hats us>tfw NTSTS hats us>tfw Disco hats us>tfw Nithirian is ded>tfw ReiDuran is ded>tfw Jailbait hats us>tfw LK hats us>tfw BDF is ded>tfw Jalm hats us>tfw xieril hats us>tfw ciircuit is ded>tfw Reu hats us>tfw Smile hats us>tfw PS is ded>tfw BCS hats us
>>11407270and with a single wink?
>>11407275epin, truly epin :)
>>11407270That doesn't sound right. Unless you pronounce it u-n-f but then you're all sorts of fucking up
>leth is ded
>>11407275Metals is in jail again, or are you joking?
>>11407275>tfw Dafty is alive but won't draw>tfw Krabb is ded along with his waifu
>>11407238I wish I had your optimism
WHAT IF 5 MONTH STACK LOADS
>>11407275>Metals is in jailI'm actually right here.
>>11407233What I am not your dad
>>11407150Is that Isabelle?
>>11407297Plug him in and let him recharge
DDG you son of a bitch
>go to 2chan looking for loli>first thing I see is Corey dragon
>>11407297Just give him a hard reset.Someone must have not updated Flash again.
>>11407329Really? We need proof.
>sunset shimmers plan was to use an army of highschool teenagers to take over equestriathis is the best they could pull out of their ass? who is the writer of this shit. they are now on my list as worse than merriweather.
>>11407329bullshitnodon't do this to me anon, pleaseis it really you
Twilight SparkleA SIMPLE EGGHEAD ROBBED OF HER FUTURE
>>11407329obviously your jail has internet access.
>>11407329JerkI want to believe
did someone say Corey Dragon?
>>11407367fuck leth, he doesnt like marepenis
>>11407329BullshitMake a mafia game to see if it's really you
>>11407367>updating Flash on Lethpffffft
>>11407383WORDS THAT KILL
>>11407372>He doesn't understand the power of that much teenage angst.>The portal doesn't allow humans through.Yeah, the writing was retard level...IT'S A MOVIE FOR 8 YEAR OLD GIRLS TO SELL TOYS YOU FUCK!
>>11407106Everyone loves horses, but these are not your everyday horses. These horses can levitate, or fly through the air. Most people do not realize when they see someone or something flying through the air that this phenomenon is pure Satanism. Further, many of these horses are Unicorns. In fact, this TV cartoon so popularized Unicorns that we see them today in jewelry, clothing, paintings, and figurines. Many Christian families even own Unicorn representations in their homes. Do you realize the Unicorn has been occultic for thousands of years, and is represented in current New Age literature as being representative of the violent way in which the New World Order will be finally brought into existence? Occultic folklore has traditionally pictured the Unicorn as the destroyer of the old system, a necessary prerequisite for the New System to be established.Did you know God utilized a Unicorn-type animal in His prophecy in Daniel 8:4-5, in depicting the final days' Anti-Christ? Do not be deceived: the Unicorn is not the sweet, gentle, and loving animal which is portrayed. Your children are being manipulated into believing a lie, and setting them up to accept the Anti-Christ when he arises.Is it part of Satan's plan to destroy our children?
>>11407395WHYISTHERENOFUTACOREYYETI NEED THIS
>>11407233Probably cryYepI'd hug her and cry
>>11407420That one picture of her in the bed with her leg up always looks like a dick to me from the thumbnailis this close enough?
>>11407418i not going to read all of that poopmake a smaller post
>>11407420Do you really want it? This is an honest question.
>>11407275>not on the listYes! I live to see another day!
why can't she be real?
I heard its time for batpony's.
>>11407360Yeah, I dropped off a little around s3, had some moving to do, job to lose and then a new one to get.>>11407385Worse, rural area. satellite internet with 10 gb data cap>>11407404I can do that, give me a minute.
>>11407372>>11407414I imagine that with the EoH crown Sunset Shimmer might've been able to allow humans through. And anyways she would still be able to go through again in her demon form and still be a threat because she was originally a pony in the first place.
>>11407383FluttershyA BESTIALITY ENTHUSIAST DEPRIVED OF HER WORDS
>>11407414>The portal doesn't allow humans throughit doesn't?
>>11407451Horses can do shit that is awesome.Some of them do some really awesome shit.The rest are mud horses and are stupid.
>>11407367This wouldn't have happened if Leth ran on GNU/Linux
>>11407414>>The portal doesn't allow humans through.Actually this would have been hilariousSunset Shimmer was a pony so that's why she could use it.but imagine if she won. She'd lead her army, enter the Crystal Kingdom and face Celestia, Luna, Cadence, Shining.She'd laugh, send her army to attack, nothing happens, she looks back, nothing there.
>>11407397i even reverse image searched it just to be sure
>>11407372Question: had she TRIED to send a human through? If not, her plan sucked but she didn't know it. Imagine the main six's faces when SS wins but her zombies can't walk through the portal. That would have been a better ending than ELEMENTS YAY.Actually, no it wouldn't. It would have been a deus ex machina.
>>11407465>Worse, rural area. satellite internet with 10 gb data capI;m so sorry.
>>11407460Rose is getting lazy
>>11407457i want it so bad you have no idea.no matter how bad the pic is i will fap.
>>11407484>That monologue.>That evil laugh.>It tapers off and she realizes she is the only one standing on her side, facing a goddess and her army.>"Well this is awkward..."
>>11407217yes they do
>>11407486>tfw Lamar is cirlejerking his way around the world>tfw Lemonpuffs will be the Nanaki Wolf of this fandom
>>11407517The original had spork
>>11407457awww shit your the guy who did the corey ass pic. you have already gotten 2 corey faps out of me.
>>11407236yes its ciircuit;_;7
>>11407535But Gentoo is just a distribution of GNU/Linux
>>11407480Well, we don't really know, only that Pinkie Pie tried to follow Twilight and Spike through and ran into solid mirror.
>>11407150TAN YOU NIGGER ADD YOUR FRIEND CODE TO THE THREAD
>>11407462das right nigga
>>11407566Why don't you ever just reply honestly to my posts instead of archive searching my file names all the time.
>>11407146SS could go back and forth during the time frame, how do you think she stole TS's crown in the first place?She was originally a pony/student of Celestia
>>11407545>studying animation>making gifs involving somewhat brony-famous charactersHe does know how to milk this fandom, though.
>>11407462Do you dare risk interrupting her deep sleep?
>>11407462>>11407588No it is time for zombies.
>>11407597he's talking about bringing the mind-controlled human army through
>>11407597WHO TURNED FLUTTERSHY INTO A CARDBOARD CUT OUT? *HANDLES COMBAT SHOTTY AND .50 CAL SNIPER RIFLE*
>>11407476How would she be a threath alone against Celestia, Luna, Cadence, The rest of the main six, Shining, The Crystal Empire army, and probably Twilight since you know she could return since the humans really can just sit there like idiots looking at the mirror.
>>11407494>an army of human teenagers to fight magical horses>how would they even??>i image the griffon army would slaughter them with no effortand still this isnt the worst villain plan in mlp
>>11407609Yes, yes, definitely sleep.
>>11407609NoBatpone needs rest just like everyone elseDealing with a cranky batpone is no fun
>My contributors are DEEEEAAAAD!
So to sum up a few things from the last thread:>The portal between Equestria and the alt!Equestria is a mirror. In Equestria, it's in the Crystal Empire's castle. In alt!E, it's in the base of a horse statue in front of the school.>The mirror is one-way; it is continuously open on Equestria's side, but only open for a limited time from alt!E's side.>Sunset Shimmer is a former student of Celestia who goes AWOL.>The Elements of Harmony do not exist in alt!E.>Trixie, Derpy, Granny Smith, and Big Mac make appearances. Flash Sentry makes very minor appearances as a pony in Equestria, as a pegasus guard in the Crystal Empire.>Sunset Shimmer does not go back to Equestria at the end of the movie.>Neither Twilight nor Sunset existed in alt!E prior to the ponies entering through the portal. This may have something to do with them both being Celestia's students, though Celestia and Luna both exist in alt!E.>When Twilight and her friends use magic in alt!E, they turn into anthros, similar to the concept art leaked months ago (pony ears, horn, wings, tails).
>>11407465metals plzplz metals
>>11407529>On the other side the zombie humans are bumping against the portal like, well, zombies.>One gets off and wonders.>They all start milling around the court yard.
>>11407633>the males all succumb to winking mare pussies
>>11407636t-that's consensual right?
>>11407604How am I supposed to judge a book then?
>>11407633Sombra is a better villain than Sunset. Sombra was more dangerous than Sunset AND ALL HE DID WAS TO EXISTDAMN
>>11407620Oh, no idea what to say about that.
>>11407484>>11407529>>11407646Someone should draw this comic
>>11407649>MLPG: The movie.
>>11407636uhI don't think I like this.
>>11407683>filenameI dont think so.
>>11407640I still need to finish my sad Marker + Gloomy pic.
>>11407649>winking mare pussies>not sopping dragon cunts
>>11407642>>11407336It seems like there is a Twilight, though.
>>11407372I'm sure she knew the portal would be open for only a limited time and her army would be turned into ponies.What she didn't know was A) how long the portal could be opened, thus B) how many minions she could get to cross over before it closed, but more importantly, C) if there would be any immediate repercussions to having two of the same pony in one universe, but also D) if her mind control would even maintain itself once they crossed over.
>>11407712OH FUCK I WANT THOSE BLIND BAGS IN THE BACK
>>11407631I don't know Anon. I don't know how powerful she is compared to other super powers in the show. She might be able to mind control the army for all we know. Since the EoH (Assuming that Sunset Shimmer has more or less equal power to the mane 6 when she goes super saiyan) have already been proven to be stronger than individual princesses I'd assume the only threat to her would be Shining and Cadence's love. Or Discord
would you help your assistant pony with floppy ears get up if she tripped?
>>11407636>you will never, right before the Dogs pop her cherry, libera a bat pony from hell
Remember when we hoped for a movie? A pony movie...
>>11407694>mfw i enjoy married consensual sex>more than the usual rape that mlpg lovesunfunfunfunfufnufnfunffunfunfufnufufnunf
>>11407712>Steven MagnetOH MY GOD!>CakesOH MY FUCKING GOD!>What may be Luna.I WANT IT ALL!
>>11407751All the elements were needed togheter to defeat NMMWriters confirmed that Celestia could have slaped NMM's hit and send her back to the moonI'm pretty sure that Sunset, using a single element, wouldn't have a chance.
>>11407755Is that a candy corn pony?
>>11407720Did this ever get colored?
>>11407712Quick question storytime anon.I'm assuming Twilight explains that she's from an entirely different universe and that there is in fact a universe filled with talking horses. Does she explain that they all have counter parts in her world? Or maybe are there any hints to the Human Twilight coming back from her trip in the city and wondering what the hell happened while she was away?
WE ARRRE THE UUUUNF
>>11407755TANADD YOUR FRIEND CODE
>>11407731what, didnt someone say that sunset shimmer was human flashsentery's ex bf and everyone know about it?or was that just rusing?
>>11407761The Chrysalis comic arc would have made a great MLP movie.
>>11407769too bad it isn't drawn better
>>11407798I don't have the game yet so it wouldn't matter.
>>11407804I'd have preferred the nightmareity arc
where the fuck is the leak i have to be a responsible person and sleep soon
>>11407533>tfw you will never get the fluttershy ass worship
>>11407746>mrs cake>nurse redheart>luna>THE BABY CAKESaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
>>11407761I'll admit that that was the one thing I was looking forward tooh well
>>11407811NIGGER I WANT TO SWAPNOTE
>>11407782Well then where does that rank Shining's and Cadence's love spell, then? If Shining's love alone, not combined, was enough to make Chrysalis stronger than Celestia does that mean that Shining and Cadence are the most powerful beings in Equestria? Or are the EoH just powerful enough to slap everything's shit but actually getting to use them together is the problem?
>>11407793>"I only read about fingers but I have never seen the fing!">"Woah there they go!"
>>11407782>Writers say a lot.Celestia couldn't even take on Chrysalis being fed by a single pony.
>>11407683>>11407720exactly, thats why batpones are not for slavery!
>>11407819>>11407804both were awful and i would not choose it for the movie, if i had a choice.
>>11407819>>11407804Either of them would have been great choices. In fact it would have been a great way to alleviate the rushed endings
>>11407520>no matter how bad the pic is i will fap.enjoy anon
Also have video of Ingram performing with SS's VA. Gonna take awhile to upload though.
>>11407833alright, fine, go check the sub.>tfw something you drew was used as a thread starter
>we can't go home
>>11407826is there one for rarity or pinkie?
>>11407789I don't believe it did, no.
>>11407883WHERE ARE THE LITTLE GIRLS
>>11407851Well for one that's a diferent thinChrysalis' power source was love so that's why she was so powerful.All that Shining and Cadence could do with their love was to push things away. That's all. Push them. Not defeat them or something. Just push them.They are probably the weakest compared to the other super weapons like the EoH and the Crystal Heart.
so what are the chances of rip in the next hour or so?
>>11407819The Nightmareity arc seems like it could really be fleshed out a bit and extended; the main arc, obviously, is Rarity being kidnapped and turned and her friends trying to change her back, but it's also got a strong B-story of Luna's internal/external struggles with her fears and secrets about Nightmare Moon. Nightmare Rarity barely got any screentime in action before she was being freed.I just feel like it could have been longer.
>>11407858>>11407871I'm getting mixed signals here, Anon.
>>11407883>Spot the little girls.>You can't
>>11407871Nightmareity arc would have been better since it was their friendship with Rarity that made her revert back.The Chrysalis arc was jsut Twilight being overpowered again and her friends just watching
>>11407712HOLY SHITNURSE REDHEART
>>11407911What if acid was a canon character in the pony universe and the human universe
>>11407907If it hasn't happened by now then that means no one has probably ripped it at all and we'll only see it when it airs globally.
>>11407902>>11407934nigga you blindi count two
>add 3DS friend code to sub>all these swapnotes
>>11407947Looks like a nightmarity one too?
>>11407961There is one for Rarity
>>11407962Leave it to the Pedo to hunt down the little girls.
>>11407934>>11407902Do you need glasses?
>>11407903That post didn't even make sense.
Closed until I get better at art
>>11407940More like 10^(-100).
>>11407955Acid would have lots of people and ponies sucking her cock.
>>11407902>>11407934>>11407947Honestly the children were there earlier both during the readings and the peformances, but they lost interest quickly.
deleting my tumblr
>>11407712>actual quality toysThe ride just had it's ending removed. We're doomed
Spoilered images make me paranoid.It sucks because i know there is porn under them.It scares me MLPG
>>11407963>add 3DS friend code to sub>nothingokay.jpg
nope eqg won't leak until i go to bedso you all have another hour or so
>>11408022Nigga you see those Mini figures?!Those things are amazing.
>>11407615>that filenameYou got to invade first
>>11408021klondike you have a problem
>>11408023It's not always porn.In fact most of the time its just really cute ponies.You should click them
Even here, it is not safeEven this pone has been debooped
>>11408021I want it
>>11408002At the same time?
>sponsored tumblr blog postswhen did this start?
>>11408021>4000Damn yo, I only have 650
Have you practiced your magic today, MLPG? I hope none of you are frost spec
>>11408063yahoo just bought tumblr, expect many changes sooni read it in bloomberg newsweek
>>11408027It aint easy being not popular
>>11408089>That face.All wrong...
So has the movie leaked yet?
>>11408089I don't have magic, I'm not a wizard yet.
>>11408037And only those. And only the mane cast were good. The rest were recolors. Shitty recolors. FLUTTERSHY DIDN'T EVEN HAD HER OWN MOLD.Now look. More toys, more molds, better quality, more ponies.You don't get it do you? Till now with 90% shity toys and 10% decent ones they made loads of money. Triple digit increase in sales with those shity toys. And now? We have those, we have those quality plushes for 25$. We're getting good toys. Pony sales will increase a lot again. The show will never end
>>11408054Well yeah, she's rather big, she'd need lots of people servicing her.
I'm still trying to sort out how I really feel about the movie, so are a bunch of other people apparently.
>>11408089Magic a shit
>Sunset Shimmer's muzzle is stuck in her books again. Please show her that there are other activities besides studying!
>>11408089I'm Arcane spec.
>>11408109We know essentially everything text can convey.You must really want to watch it.
>>11408130You will never drive a car with Twilight and Rarity
>>11408123Just more shit for me to jizz on.
why do people care about this shitty movie can't we get pumped for horse sex
>>11408156I don't care for either of these things.
>>11408089you can't even ride a broom
>>11408089I'm a level 16 tulpamancer. does mind wizardry count?
>>11408156No.But we can get pumps for horse sex
>>11408027Did you add other people's friend codes? You both need to have eachother's for it to work. I've added everyone in that thread so far.
>>11408123Too bad the show itself will be shit.
>>11408179but milky was banned anon.
>>11408186Aren't you excited for the ponies to get boyfriends though?
>>11408136Mah temporal nigger>>11408177>being a witch>any year
>>11408199How does that ban work anyway?Is the character itself banned or just a thread devoted to it?
>>11408203Shut up. Flash won't be in S4. S4 won't acknowledge the movieSHUT UP
>>11408203>>11408214>S4's main arc is all the ponies getting boyfriends in time for Twilight's first Gala she hosts
>>11408216The general is bannedI guess you can still post her if you want occasionally.
>>11408142And the Tour de Force.
>>11408180I've added quite a few, but all but MSOB's show up as "provisional."
>>11408216it's really just threads about her
>>11408222>Fluttershy sits in in the corner.
>>11408216just the thread has been banned and explicit porn is banned, which would include boobs. the important thing right now is no milking pumps.
>ask-mlp-general has updatedBASED LETH
>>11408156So, is Scruffy gone?
I wish I were a pegasus
Day 1196/15/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,543 (Running Total: 713,955)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 25,231 (Running Total: 3,113,469)TOMORROW WILL BE THE GREATEST THING THAT'LL EVER HAPPEN TO PONIES (at least the normal person premiere)Who knows what dark age has begun.
>>11408229>>11408235Neat I guessI never really cared about the character or the threads, but the fetish is nice
>>11408231what the fuck is that floating dead pinkie
>>11408021That's sweet of you, Anon.
>>11408212>posting #3 ever
>>11408243>making out with a unicorn guard
>Boy: Hasbro>Banana: Humanized ponies>Girl: MLPG
>>11408254>not bat pony
>>11408251>tfw Obsidian is ded
>>11408262I want to sing merry pub songs with a beardy human
>>11408231This toy is creepy in action.
>>11408231Man, shitty lighting makes for shitty pictures.Also>when the Filmfest President fucks up and says "My PRETTY Pony"
>>11408267She's wearing a horse mask and since you can't tell the skin color she could be normal tonedScruffy ain't got shit
>>11408278Batpone is mine.
>>11408021>you saved the green dickbutt corey picWHY
>>11408279I'd like to believe that, but that faggot is still likely around
>>11408287The moving eyes are a bit much
>>11408262>picThat dub is so horrible.
>>11407793She does when she's desperate to have the ponies rebuild/redecorate the event area after SS wrecks it and delays the event. PP ends up taking it and stride and talking Spike-dog ends up helping.Human Twilight will probably never be explained. Also i'm too spaghetti to post my picture with Daniel Ingram, should I?
I want to be EA's pet mare
>>11408324Nigger I'll fight you.
>>11408371No we'll just make fun of you no matter how good you look but thanks for telling us about how it was
>>11408350gross, why not regular sized ones? are you a furry or something?
>>11408371Edit yourself out.
>>11408257Sometimes I feel like this fandom is like the ancient myth of ovid's ages of mankind.I have gone with you through the golden, the silver, the bronze ages and i think like the age of iron is about to begin.
>>11408350is that supposed to be appledan?
>>11408374I think he has one already.
>>11408371Just crop your face out hedless
>>11408324bitch, i will stab you in the eye. when we find that portal I get first dibs on being a bat pony mare.
>>11408397It was a lot simpler once. These small equines.
sex with lyra
how jelly are you that i am sitting on a bench with rose's videogame character RIGHT NOW.
>>11408413You do it.
Ladies please there is no need to fight over such a shitty horse
>>11408435Have fun anon.
>>11408438Pff, please, I blastet Red in the face with flaming hot love last night.
Alrighty, anymore questions about the movie before I settle in for the night?
>>11408404that's killryde, the guy who drew it, and does a lot of milky stuff along with a lot of dangerously adorable stuff.
>>11408438nice b8 m8
>>11408348>>11408379>>11408420NIGGAS MY NICKNAMES THE REAPER I WILL FIND YOU AND EAT YOUR SOULS
>>11408409So I must out-slut and out-fetish her?So be it.
>>11408438GIVE HER THE D
>>11408371>implying anyone cares about the shitty highschool dance after what the fuck please tell me they didnt go back to dancing after fighting the demon
>>11408438Rose doesn't have a 3DS.At least, that's... what she told me.
>>11408438she's kinda fucked in the headSo I couldn't care less
how do Twaifags feel about Twi's boyfriend?
>>11408427Oh god did she eat bacon?That is funny as hell, she is going to be so conflicted now around Applejacks pigs.>"Why must you be so delicious?!"
>>11408471Cheer up esse, you're just creepy.
>>11408459#pwned#discord wins#u lose
>>11408459FUCKING HELL 4CHANYOU BEEFED MY THREATMOOT YOU TRAITOROUS SHITBAG
Flash Sentry will be rutting Twilight every night.What will you do with that knowledge?
>>11408484I was tied between waifuing Rarity and Twi for the longest time. Then S3 rolled around, Rarity had nothing going for her, Twi got wings, so I waifu a BG pony instead now. Such is life
>>11408420you can be one.I just want to take Midnight Blossom out on a date.
>>11408397>Finally, in the Iron Age, men demarcate nations with boundaries; they learn the arts of navigation and mining; they are warlike, greedy and impious. Truth, modesty and loyalty are nowhere to be found.I just want our little niche on /co/ back ;_;
>>11408427didnt tiarawhy draw this? i wish he made a hotdogs version.
>>11408496I think it made it better
>>11408496>you can't summon discord#fake
>>11408424The feature may be uncertain, the road may be dark but why not go forward?I liked S3. S2 was the greatest. S1 was just slightly above S3 for me. The movie will happen. Nothing is perfect. Shit happens. Really we know nothing about S4. I don't know about you guys, but I'm going to continue walking. For better for worse I'm going to still walk.
>>11408457Is that a vitiligo pone
>>11408471this is the saddest thing i have read all day
>>11408490It's not canon, just a joke flash Tiarawhy is making.
>>11408484like it's time for me to stop having a waifu
>>11408497Masturbating.Because cuckolding is my fetish.
>>11408503I waifu Pinkie and see gets flanderized more and more. This little pony has changed so much since I first met her ;_;I don't know how much longer I can take this. I might have to divorce my waifu.
>>11408508that sounds nice. you should take her to the beach at night.
>>11408490Ponies already eat meat in the show anon. They even have canines.Also real horses love meat.
>>11408497I feel as though they should have made a not shitty character her bf.
>>11408484He's not really her boyfriend, though.I'm not saying this as a delusional waifufag, I'm just saying that he's only a crush at this point.I'm well aware that that usually translates to destined love in cartoon, but for now I'd rather see how things end up playing out in season 4.
>>11408534but anon, she doesn't
>>11408420Better hope I'm not there.I'll kill everyone at the portal. Then no one will stand in my way.
>>11408573>tfw want bbq but 1 am
>>11408497>a fictional character is in love with another fictional character>welp, no point in living anymore because some ugly man has his hooves on my precious perfect virgin waifuYou're all mad because you're not him. You're acting like otaku.Deal w/ it.
>>11408559No she wasn't
>>11408564that could work.she seems like the type who'd enjoy the night-life too. nightclubs, bars, that sort of thing.
my girlfriend had boyfriends and crushes before mewhy would you love someone less for that
>>11408603That's exactly what a waifufag IS, Anon.You should know this by now.
>>11408588but then you'll have no friends to make anon.
>>11408603THAT'S 3A 3DELETE IT
>>11408455Favorite part of the movie?Does Trixie always wear a hoodie in every scene she's in?Which pony looks the best as human?
>>11408635keyword: before.if the girl you like is in a relationship with someone else, it's best to start looking elsewhere.
>>11408603>imageDid they ever continue that series
>>11408574How do you know he's a shitty character if you haven't seen him yet
>>11408455>>11408616Yeah, actuallyHow many songs were there? Are they any good?
>>11408654she was in a relationship when I met her though
>>11408603>You're acting like otaku.
>>11408603Truth,Forev.And I'm a Twifag.
>>11408641WHAT A SHAME
>>11408455Some guy that apparently saw the movies said there was a trailer for season 4 at the end. Ruse right?
>>11408455>>11408616how many human days was twily inside the mirror?
Pathetic. A challenger appears and none of you put up the slightest resistance.
>>11408656Anon please, I know these things.
>>11408650The cheerleading/song in the Cafeteria was favorite scene, even if the idea was retarded. The animation was top notch.Trixie is just human Trixie, can't remember if she was wearing and sort of hat at all plus articles of clothing. She loves vending machines apparently though.Hard to say, but Celestia and Luna looked retarded as humans, sexy though if you're into milfs.
>>11408690she's not real anon
>>11408494I just realized that Dash is violently humping Fluttershy in that picture.
>>11408690Not much I can do about it anon.
>>11408701And neither is your commitment.
>>11408661Remix of original intro was great, other songs were Tween afairs/meh. The scenes made the songs though.
>>11408577that's the spirit!
ok enjoy the leak of eqgim that one anon that goes to bed and it gets leaked after
>>11408690Does denial count as resistance?
>>11408701Stand outside of Studio B and protest anon.
>>11408714Good, all the ponies should hump fluttershy
>>11408723who fucking cares? Seriously?
>>11408699>She loves vending machines apparently though.what does that even mean
>>11408687Didn't see anything during the credits and the lights went on and all that.There was a Club Nokia thing going on for MLP though but have no idea if anything happened there.
>>11408690it's a fight we can't win
>>11408690It's not my waifu. My wiafu is safe. She doesn't suffer from this atrocity.But Twilight...she holds a special place in my heart. I'll help whatever Twifufag wants to fight for her.
>>11408723I'm that faggot that barely keeps up with the info but is around just at the right time anyway.
>>11408699>She loves vending machines apparently though.somewhere, a man is clutching his fly in fevered anticipation for the porn.
>>11408455How come Sunset Shimmer was in the school long enough to win the all formal two times in a row? Was it because she had a counter part in the human world too? What happened to her?How come in the trailer she said "You must be new here" and sent Snips and Snails to spy on her if the other Twilight had already existed in the human world previously?
>>11408755It's good to know that you're not a Rarifag.
>>11408742>>11408764Mark my words, you'll find out why when you watch the movie.
>>11408781But I am a Rarifag. A huge Rarifag
>>11408781Elaborate with haste s'il vous plait
>>11408715>>11408727>>11408751Absolutely pathetic.She was out of your league before she was even a princess. You put her there.
>>11408781There's nothing wrong with Rarifags.
>>11408769oh shitWhat if Sunset killed her human counterpart and took her place
>>11408800Of course not, it's just that Rarity already has a canon male love interest.
>>11408789Or you could just tell us.
>>11408804Then whoever is writing for this story is too good for Hasbro
>>11408804what if she kidnapped her human counterpart and took her sexually
>>11408813You mean Fancypants?
>>11408603>Applejack>As Stocking>Twilight as Panty
>>11408769Twilight exists in the human world but she wasn't going to Canterlot High.
>>11408798I can't fight for her until I get to Equestria, and I haven't found a way there yet.
>>11408781I'm a Rarifag and I feel just like him, what happened to Twilight is just terrible
>>11408827>Canterlot>greatest city n the pony world thus far>it's a fucking high school in human worldwhy
>>11408813Fancypants? I'd love for that to happen. My waifu deserves only the best and Fancy is the best.
>>11408827Well then how come last thread you said the human mane 5 new a Twilight and Spike?
>>11408769I think human Twilight was somewhere else in the world, not necessarily the school.SS was apparently Celestia's Pupile before Twily before she dissappeared. SS has been there for awhile apparently. There's alot unexplained here though and might also be me not paying attention/remember all the details.The only reason why SS cared about the formal this time around is because she lost access to the crown during the scuffle in pony world.
Is there anyone here that goes by R3DH34RT?This is important
Late night hats anyone?I'm feeling some hats
>>11408847I just stopped fucking playing.
>>11408800A good percentage of Rarifags are douchebags.
>>11408837I'm surprised no one has written fallout equestria huamn fics yet.
>>11408842applejack has seen her before in the city but none of them knew her from the school
>>11408769how long is twily in the human world? where does she sleep? does she wear the same dirty panties for days at a time?why doesnt she go back through the portal for help once realizing its safe?
>>11408813>>11408821>He's just talking about FancypantsPffft. There's still plausible deniability. False alarm.Honestly, you had me worried for a sec there. We've known about that little potential obstacle for a while now.Besides, if how we were all butting heads in last night's thread is any indication, Fancypants is going to have a healthy competition.
1-3:tale4-6:mp37-9:think about price sheet0/dubs:mlpg decides
>>11408858>FO:EThat's still relevant?It hasn't gone the way of Nyx yet?
>>11408858>fallout equestria huamn fics yetwouldnt that just be a fallout fic?
>>11408872>plausible deniabilityOh, man, now you're going full Twaifufag.
>>11408872>Rarity being courted by a dozen Anons and stallions all at once>basking in the pampering and attention
>>11408872>implying any of us is competition for Fancypants.
>>11408894>so many anons she doesn't know what to do with them>she organizes them into makeshift furniture.
>>11408884it would be a fallout fic that takes place in equestriaits still an MLP/Fallout crossover fanfic
>>11408858They have.In fact, the general on /mlp/ has it in the "hall of shame"Basically, the main character is a human who was a total badass in the human world before being sent to equestria (we're talking fighter jet pilot and still somehow a gunslinger that never misses. Also he's dressed like a badass cowboy) and put in cryostasis as "project human"I never read into it but basically he's stored in a vault and goes on dark and edgy adventures with ponies after he escapes or something. Grammar and spelling is 3rd grade level.
>>11408872I also should have mentioned >>11408841, he's a guy I'm sure Rarity'd be happy with, And that's important.
>>11408880draw that futa sorbet pony NOW ON STREAM
>>11408814The main scenes with Trixie is when she's buying stuff from a vending machine.The first one is when Twily is hungry and is trying to figure out how to operate a vending machine and is about the try and buck it, but Trixie comes along and says something along the lines of "THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE WANTS a cracker and peanut butter snack." Puts money in, gets the snack, and was oblivious to what Twilight was trying to do.
>>11408912I can't be the only one who feels it's slightly offensive that this has been put in pony form
>>11408872ohits you again?
>>11408872You'd have to agree that Fancypants is worthy for Rarity. We have no chance against him. He's wealthy, he's classy, he's a gentleman.I love Rarity a lot but if she was more happy with Fancy than I'd gladly let Fancy take her. all that matters for me is for her to be happy. And I can't force her to love me or to be happy with me. It's her choice.
>>11408925>"THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE WANTS a cracker and peanut butter snack."Holy shit I laughed
>>11408912That's heartbreaking and all kinds of insulting.
>>11408940He's also the same species and a good friend.
>>11408925holy shitthat's kind of hilarious
>>11408847I feel like shit but I'll give it a go, my throat hurts too much to sleep anywaybut if there only ends up being like 4 people I'm leaving
>>11408912So that was actually realHuh.
>>11408940I rather let Rarity be with Fancy than with Big mac.Big Mac x Cherilee OTP
>>11408936I never left.So, how do you feel about your personal chances against Fancypants then? It's a worrying prospect for myself, I gotta say. He could likely give all of us a run for our money.
>>11408912this reallly didn't need a pone comic
>>11408963i am mlpg and i have decided, you must
>>11408925>a second cracker and peanut butter snack falls out>"THE MACHINE PAYS TRIBUTE TO THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE!"
>>11408912I am 12 and what is this
>>11408987you are one person
>>11408912wow why is this making me angry
btw,>>11408979>>11408921and >>11408872are all the same person you guys
>>11408925the first good thing i have heard from the movie
22.214.171.124:27015pw: bonbonsaturday night TF2plz respond
>>11409029Oh thank you
>>11408999tara ran a brony charity to raise money for a little girl with cancer who tara used to babysitthe little girl recently died
>>11409012ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING MEIF I MET THE PEOPLE WHO DREW THIS IN REAL LIFE I WOULD PHYSICALLY ASSAULT THEMI DON'T EVEN HAVE A REACTION IMAGE TO DESCRIBE MY RAGE
>>11409020I swear I won't spaghetti so hard tonight.
>>11409016No shit sherlock
>>11408977I suppose CheriMac comes down to your interpretation of the final scene in H&HD.It's either canon or it was a harmless joke on the kids.Either way it's headcanon at that point.
>>11408979I want no part of thisif a couple of guys are fighting for rarity's love, then its not worth itI want it to be spontaneous and true, not a gauntlet to win her loveYou guys are dicks, I'd rather be alone then having her love over othersit isn't right
>>11409045They were together in town in Just for sidekicks
>>11409045>implying Brah they were seen walking about town with eachother during JFS
>>11409038>>11408912>people angry at thisseems to me it's, at worst, a rather ham-fisted attempt to, I don't know, pay tribute or something. At worst, man. I mean, it's not even advertising the artist, so you can't really say he's exploiting it, can you?...guys?
>>11409038Why are you so angry?
>>11409020After this shower
Well if you guys want more little things from the movie.During the time Twily is trying to find about more about the human world and school in the library, Twily is trying to figure out a computer, keyboard (she proceeds to bang her fists against it the first time), and the internet.Across from her, the CMC blast music/sound from a Music Video they put up on a youtube clone and get reprimanded by Cheerilee for using library computers for non-educational use.
>>11409045The way it read to me was that the ordeal the kids put them through actually succeeded in bringing them closer, but that even if it's romantic interest, they'll be taking it a lot more evenly paced.They were together in Just For Sidekicks.
>>11409049Life isn't fair anon. I'd agree with you. I'd rather be alone and not have to fight others since in the end they will lose and be heartbroken.
>>11408998>machine is out of order>"Trixie assures you will regret this day, vile machine..."
>>11409081>CMC reading youtube commentsheh
>try for pone dreams>end up as griffonis this a message
>>11409081Cheerilee is the librarianAlso what's with the CMC are they also in High School?
>>11409081>twilight sparkle comes across MLPG
>>11409093>Rarity thinking about mares
>>11409049>you guys are dicksI'm sure Rarity can stomach us.
>>11409117It's Canterlot High School. The CMC go there.Yes, they are in High School.
>>11409081>>11409104Actually they comment on that as well, like how the comments are blasting their video and calling it "fail". Its a video of their performance/shitty 80's music.
>>11409068It's not about exploiting it for popularity.It's that this little girl died and bronies, instead of drawing her for what she really was, a small innocent child who died before her time, drew her as a cartoon pony...We're on 4chan for fuck sakes and even I find this offensive.
>>11409049I...well shit. I'm not sure what to say to that.It's kind of just messing around, you know, saying "I'm gonna get your waifu because she's my waifu, dammit," but now I'm not really sure I'd have the heart to do that to you guys.I don't know what to say.
>>11409138That's so goddamn retardedOh well alternate universe so different characters
>>11409143>a little girl diedAnd?Why should I care? Little girls die all the time.
I would fuck Nanaki.Is something wrong with me?
>>11409143>being this reddit
>>11409094>snack doesn't fall into the dispenser tray, just barely hanging onto the coils>"INSOLENCE! GIVE TRIXIE HER SAVORY TREAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT!"
>>11409163Yes. Seek help.
>>11409143I'd rather we didnt give a fuck but I guess its better than hating ourselves.
WHERE IS THE CAMRIP MLPG
>>11409108You know what you must do
>>11409143She was a little girl who's into ponies and had an OC. She would've loved the fanart. You are splerging way too hard over it.
>>11409117>>11409138Ya, the youngins are implied Freshmen.Mr and Mrs cake run their own shop as well. Photo Finish for some reason is a student, and guess what she does.
>>11409068I don't know...while I'm not angry at this... I'm not sure if I find it appropriate or comfortable?Kiki has passed away. Thanks to bronybux she, in Tara's words, got a few more years.In paying tribute... we're going to draw pictures of her in pony form either dead or passing?I'm pretty sure this would be in bad taste if it was a person and you were drawing pictures of the person dead or dying and sending them to their loved ones.The pony form adds more confusion to this. It seems childish. This could have worked, but maybe they should have not used any of the sad art work?A happy Kiki pony would have been okay. Her being happy and healthy. You know?
>>11409170I am seeking help.How does one not desire to fuck Nanaki, MLPG?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F8QQQo_CEICamrip courtesy of Ponychan.
>>11409198Dooks pls stram.
>>11409143Well, that's stupid then, but it's not exactly like they were being malicious or something.Isn't it the thought that counts? Again, stupid, but harmless, and the sentiment was apparently there.
>>11409138time to fap
>>11409136fuck you>>11409145THANK YOUThe way I see it is like thisif, and that is a really big if, she was real, she wouldnt want anything too do with hereits better to look upon her beauty then her putting a restraining order on you>inb4 autism
>>11409192The two important questions are why would you fuck Nanaki, and which Nanaki would you fuck.
>>11409192Here just watch this:http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/422/animal/outdoor-fun-ii.html#
>>11409145But what if we were forced to do it? Anon don't get me wrong I love you guys, but I would fight for her. And by fight I mean court her, be a gentlemen and impress her with my skills, personality and so on to be worthy for her and make her choose me.One has to win. For me it's also the worst case scenario. All of us should have hapinies with their waifu. All of us should get their own Equestria. But again what if it doesn't happen?
>>11409237Maybe Rarity will take a harem like Twilight Sparkle.
>>11409174no? Do I want to know?
>>11409226I would fuck horse nanaki, because horse nanaki is horse.
Alrigty, let's see.Things human Twily tried to do.She tried to sign up for the formal nominee using a pen in her mouth, then a pen in her hand. The writing was all over the place.She tried to open a push door with mind/horn/magic, then with her face.Walking on all 4 limbs (at a decent pace) before Spike points out a human walking normally and with a dog.Twily/Spike talking about her snout.Twily hearing a yell and confused about the placement of her ears...
>Please give us pictures to give to Kiki's parents>Here ya go!
>>11409237>>11409223I'm very conflicted about the whole thing now. Maybe I'll sleep on i->>11409198oh dear
>>11409265But why couldn't you fuck just any other horse?Why Nanaki horse?
>>11409280at least it isnt her gettin the DI can see someone doing that
>>11409297BIG AMERICAN T T S
Which pony wouldn't mind if you just called her "pony?"
>>11409280porn of Kiki when?
>>11409209What if we watch youtube videos on the Synchtube?
>>11409261Become the little griffon
>>11409162>>11409166>>11409172Well obviously. Not caring at all is not a big deal. I don't give a shit if someone I've never met dies. It's like when your best friend comes up to you and tells you that his uncle just passed away. You don't give a shit but you tell him you're sorry for his loss anyways.>>11409185Yes, of course she would've loved it. I guess I just find it a little bit unsettling that bronies mourn by drawing fanart of the little girl's OC dying. Maybe if they drew her alive, happy, and well instead.
>>11409289>>11409198...well I feel stupid for opening that but I guess I deserved it
>>11409306>>11409325Well, this is a little closer.
>>11409198Well fuck you to.
>>11409330>Maybe if they drew her alive, happy, and well instead.Seems to be a common sentiment ITTany MLPG artists thinking about contributing to the project? Not to pressure any of y'all, just wondering
>>11409330>It's like when your best friend comes up to you and tells you that his uncle just passed away. You don't give a shit but you tell him you're sorry for his loss anyways.Except in this case you dont know the person telling you who died either. If its a friend you are saying sorry for their sake.
HELPEnter town name _______
I want to suck a trap's little freckled penis so bad.
>>11409374Cloudsdaledon't you want to be a pegasus?
>>11409373From the brony perspective Tara might as well be the closest thing any of them have to friends.
>>11409381That's nice.No but seriously anyone down for a Synchtube?
>>11409306Well, it's not the D but...This confuses me.Is that Derpy and Tara's OC?
>>11409399I don't want to go to buttsvill and cloudsda and detroit is okay
>>11409407I was under the impression a lot of bronies are otherwise normalfags who do things like make facebook groups and what have you
>>11409427>butt of gold with slut of goldunf
>>11409427I-is that filename from EQD or did you change it?
>>11409413of horse episodes I assume?what's the site called again, cytube I think? I'd probably be down
>>11409413Sure why the hell not.
>>11409275Human Twily asking for oats in her dessert at Cake's place.Twily going in the boys bathroom to look at herself in the mirror.And bunch of other things I can't remember.There was Cliques in the school, including eco-kids.Twily never goes to class nor is it ever shown with anyone else.Rarity was the person who got fucked over in the Spring/last formal.Fluttershy works/volunteers at a shelter and cries when people ignore her when passing out flyers (shortly after finds the crown).Rainbow Dash is captain of all the sports teams.
>>11409453Mine. There's is "FlyHighKiki.png"
>>11409439>I don't want to go to buttsvillWhat are you some sort of faget?
>>11409469hahaha Fluttershy sucks
>>11409325If you do this you will go to hell. Just sayin
>>11409469>RD captain of all sports teamsSo... soccer and volleyball?Canterlot must be a shitty school.Or maybe it was implied she just meant the sports females played?
>>11409469>Rainbow Dash is captain of all the sports teams.Is... is that how HS sports worked? I never paid attention to that stuff. Good to know she's not just a cheerleader like many speculated, though. That would have pissed me off, and I'm not that big of a Dash fan.
>>11409469>>11409490Oh Sunset Shimmer makes fun of her insane amounts of rehomed animals, including the amount of animals Fluttershy has in her backpack.
>>11409507No, that's not how it works.
>>11409505Don't think there's any relationship mention of Canterlot's with other schools, other then when they ask if Twily is a new student.
>>11409507>Is... is that how HS sports worked?Nope.Schedules would conflict and they'd find someone else to captain a team. This shitty writing is going to cause girls to have a high expectation for highschool.
>>11409463Yeah, it's CyTube!Also sure, horse episodes, but I need links that are not banned on US.
>>11409507They cheerleaded/wore the outfits in one of the songs.
>>11409469>Fluttershy works/volunteers at a shelter and cries when people ignore her when passing out flyersWhen was the last time Fluttershy actually cried>>11409516>animals in her backpackWait what the fuck?
>>11409535High School how it's presented in shows is 99% shit
>>11409516>Every single one of Fluttershy's textbooks smells like animal shit>There are random noises and questionable smells emanating from this quiet girl sitting in the back of the class>When she opens her bag in class to get something out she has to push the bunny and weasel back into the bag before they desperately try to claw their way out for air.
>>11409576Anon they are different character. on the surface they are similar but the further you go the more different they become.She isn't Fluttershy. She is similara to Fluttershy but in the end she'd a different character.
>>11409323I don't know, but you could probably get away with it on anypony if you say it is because they are the only pony to you
7 people, come join the TF2 fun126.96.36.199:27015PW: bonbon
>>11409618Odds: i come playEvens: artDoubles: quit pone
>>11409374I'M STILL STUCK
>>11409545Dooks, assuming I have this URL figured out, what do I put after the "/r/" in the cytube URL to get to your channel?
>>11409469Oh right, during the time Twily is pouring her heart out about whats really going on, one of the human mane 5 questions her about actual talking ponies in the other world.That and the horse statue where the portal is located confirms horses in the real world.
>>11409545Why haven't you got this bookmarked dooks?http://www.youtube.com/user/DanielCsukas/videos
>>11409647you have to put /mlpgI'm still looking for videos, so if you guys want to help me decide, come on and join! http://derpy.me/horses
>>11409554Yeah, which is why people were (understandably) worried she was being demoted from being "athletic" to, say, "sporty". That appears not to be the case, thankfully.
>>11409641just pick an exotic-sounding town name like Reykjavik.
>>11409666I got it bookmarked, but last time I got videos from there, they were banned.
>>11409680>>11409641I once saw a thing on /tg/ where somebody made fantasy names by replacing specific letters in the names of regular proper nouns to make fantasy ones. Like, Brian would become Brion. So maybe do something similar?although I don't see what was wrong with Cloudsdale, pegasi are so pretty
>>114097238 letter limit
>>11409713They're all up for me and I live in the States
http://derpy.me/horsesAllright, horse stream is up!Luna Eclipsed playing now.
>>11409735Ah, unfortunate>>11409667>>11409757also, get in here you guys!I'm pretty sure I'm the only guy in here who doesn't art and I'm scared they'll make me one of them. Don't tell!
>>11409762You and I, we are giga niggasCMOT Dibbler is an AC character, and his repeated catchphrase is "and that's me cuttin' my own throat"
>>11409796I have Snuff right here but I haven't read it yet. I really should.
>>11409795Well we're ponying too!
>>11409821I'm telling the plot of the movie.
>>11409821>>11409795I'll just sit here then...alone...
>>11409819I couldn't get through it. It is a shame of mine: it just didn't feel like Pratchett, like it was dragging along. It must have been hard for him to write it, and that makes me feel even more guilty somehow. I'll finish it someday, but it makes me confused and upset to read it.>>11409852Why don't you come and synctube with us? It's just like the old synchtube, you don't even need an account I don't think. Or even an email, if you want a name.
What if pony liked to tease you and edge you, and thought the way you moaned, arched your back, and bucked your hips in desperation to cum was cute
>>11409840But anon already told it last thread!>>11409852You're always welcome to watch horses, or other silly videos.
How does one talk on the synchtube?It isn't showing a chat box anywhere, though I can see everyone else talking.
>>11409885good luck trying to edge me rarity since i would blow my load at the first sight of horse vag
>>11409885How in control is pony?
>>11409907Log in as a Guest, supply a name in the box to the left of it.
>>11409907Top right of the page, enter a name, and click "Guest Login"
Do you remember your first stoned pony fap? Mine was to a Berry Punch fic while I was a little drunk and really stoned, I remember spurting so many times and making a huge mess, it was incredibly satisfying and I only had a little twinge of shame as I started coming down from the climax.
>>11409983First... stoned?pony fap?Nothing about this makes any sense.
You can be with your waifu but first you have to pass a challengeDo you accept?
It's cheating time.
>>11410052Will it kill me if I fail?Because that's the only way I can accept not getting to be with my waifu.
>>11410069Ponies don't consider it cheating to pony with lesser beings
>>11409910>>11409909She's embarrassed about it because inter-species intercourse is taboo, but she thinks it's just irresistible when you're so worked up and desperate, and loves to make you writhe by licking the overwhelmingly sensitive underside of your glans while rolling her tongue round your shaft. After you cum and you're so sensitive that it's almost painful, she relishes in making your gasp and groan by giving your head a vicious tongue lashing
>>11410007As in being under the influence of cannabis and then manually stimulating your erect penis to ponies until your reach orgasm and ejaculate
Did anyone notice they made twilights base color more human like than first trailers?
>>11410063>>11410068>>11410076You have to play all Mario Party games and all the Mario multiplayer games together with the CMC without getting angry
>>11409983I've never smoked pot but now I kind of want to after hearing people say how good jacking off while high feels. I've had some incredibly shameful drunk edging sessions.
>>11409983Pony tongues must feel heavenly, they look so soft
>>11410109that doesn't sound so hard
I never want to play hats with you people ever againeveryone who frequents there should be off winning first place in competitions instead
>>11410109I'll try my best.
>>11410170you must be the worst player to ever exist
188.8.131.52:27015pw: bonboncome play TF2 with us, we have about 12 players so far
>>11410206I'm too shit at the game
>>11410206I would but I'm actually watching ponies
>>11410170You should come back when all the tryhard players join. Then you'll just want to kill yourself or something.
>shopping online under the influenceI have a problem, but now that it's done I might a well enjoy it, does anyone know if there's a flashcart for the 3DS yet?
>>1141021780% of us are shit at tithere are afew who are actuallly really goodbut it's fun all around
>New Venture Brothers>It's completely awful and the 2nd worst episode in the show's historyUh... thanks?>
Do any of you horsefuckers want to play CS:GO? No bullying btw or talking shit about twilight allowed
>>11410252no, there is not yet a flash cart. You have made a good choice anon.>>11410206I would but I'm moddin' this synchtube we're in and still downloading
>>11410277What if I bully twilight?
>>11410277>MLPG will never play ArmA againAnd DayZ doesn't count you filthy casuals
>>11410252There's no flashcart for the 3DS that's on sale yet, however, there's one still being developedhttp://www.gateway-3ds.com/
>>11410283TAAAAAAAAAAN FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>11410109That sounds pretty easy.
>>11410244There were plenty of tryhard players there already and I already felt like killing myself
>>11410084how is it taboodragon pony sex is just fine
>>11410283This is the first time I've spent money on a console or console game in a long time, feels kinda nostalgic. I loved the first Animal Crossing, I used to play it and as long as I was playing, it was like having real friends. I used to write letters to townspeople like they were real people.
>>11410283welp, time to rev up P3P
>>11410297Good, it hurts me to spend money on games that could have been spent on beer.
>>11410330fuck you for not hatsing with you on a drunken friday night is all
>You will never grab a pony by the tail and pull
>>11410140The first few highs are amazing, make sure you jerk off every time for that first month or so, after that you never get highs like that again. My first time smoking hash oil gave me the most intense orgasm I've ever had after a lengthy edging session. That first time you shoot a fat load while high is magical.
>>11410359I would emulate it, but this happens everytime.>>11410392but I was there last night, and someone was already hammered
>>11410399>pull AJ's tail>"I love apples!">"What in the?"
>>11410399Why would I do that? That sounds like it would hurt the pony.
What is it about ponies that makes them so irresistibly sexy? Is it the shapely behinds or the demure little mouths, maybe the plump hips?
>>11410433I learn so much from you, MLPG
>>11410473What if you pulled pones tail so hard it detached?
>>11410456but that was lilly not me so i don't give a shit
>>11410474Not a hard yank, just gently grasping the tail and tugging it. Letting the pony know who is leading who around by the tail.
>>11410456HOLD ON a sec, there's a working PSP emulator? How many games can it cover that works properly?
>>11410494all of the above
>>11410513Works well, I played through kingdom hearts birth by sleep without any problems.
>>11410474It's the equivalent of grabbing a girl by the upper arm.
>>11410494>coloredwhen did that happen?
>>11410456>tfw you sperg all over sempaiI am the master of first impressions.
>>11410505fine, I'll give mod to someone else and hop on.>>11410513it's up and coming, it's called ppsspp. The guy who's making it is a genius. It doesn't work with a whole lot, but there's a list on the site.It can play monster hunter at 80 frames though! But no audio or cutscenes... Give it time. It's gonna' be the best.
>>11410507Why would I lead pony around by the tail though?
>>11410555There's audio if you use the sonic decoder.
>>11410494Those big innocent eyes and the petite, velvety soft muzzles. The feeling of the soft fur of a pony's muzzle pressed against your stomach while her velvety soft lips and tongue caress your shaft buried in her burning hot, wet mouth.
>>11410513>>11410547Neat, I'll have to give it a go later.
>>11410555>>11410547>tfw Patapon isn't in the compatibility list
>>11410580>those innocent eyes gazing straight up at you while she hums gently and slowly tongues your head, the vibrations around your member forcing a pained-sounding groan past your lips
>>11410608why is that pony so emotional?
>>11410636Because pony is a fool. They cry from everythingHEY TWILIGHT. YOU'RE UGLY AND FAT
>>11410636Would you rather have her be static?
>>11410651WE HAVE BEEN OVER THIS BEFORE.It's time to hat.
>>11410675Fuck you anon, don't say that about my waifu.
>>11410636She needs your help, anon.
>>11410700but i don't even know her
Why didn't Shimmer see Tron Legacy
>>11410682But I dont want to my headset charger is borked right now and its too late to go get a new one tonight
>>11410456Where to get PSP roms?
>>11410723what happened to fluttershy? looks like she got cut in half
>Rainbow Dash gets Scootaloo a cloud for her birthday
>>11410694>people still have Twilight as their waifu
>>11410682Which pony is the best at hats?I'd say this one.
Did I miss some EqG related drama or some shit today?
>>11410591>>11410608Aww. Ah well, there are a few there that look interesting, and perhaps he'll get it compatible with time.
>>11410767She only owns like one hatRarity is the best at hats
>>11410752It's not like I can just change waifus even if I wanted to anon.
>>11410745>Rainbow forgot about it>By coincidence she goes by Scootaloo that day>Literally plucks it from the sky>Gets distracted by her usual crap>Scootaloo has been flying for six hours now>She doesn't know how to descend>It's getting dark out.
>>11410775The movie premiered today.
>>11410812>>11410775And here is the camriphttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9F8QQQo_CEI
>>11410784I'm gonna download it anyway and find out myself, wish me luck
>>11410834Honestly who doesn't have YT Link Title or something similar installed nowadays.
>>11410838Luck wished. Let me know how it goes.
>>11410792>all that furit's like some alternative universe in which they suck at grooming, I guess
>>11410853Someone who deserves to get their hopes up?
>>11410845>implying I havent been faithful to my new dominatrix waifu for over a month alreadystep it up
>>11410845He doesn't have a real waifu.
>>11410865I like the idea that they have to groom or they start to get fuzzySeeing a fuzzy pony would be like the human equivalent of a guy with a beard
>>11410752>>11410694>>11410675You guys are aware the Twily has expressed curiosity/a crush on pony Flash Sentry at the end of the movie, right?And she dances with human version, twice. And he's the ex-boyfriend of Sunset Shimmer.
>>11410897Can you really look at Ms. Harsh and honestly say she wouldn't always be in top.
>>11410888>Fuzzy Stallion With Unshorn Fetlocks
>>11410869No you're notYOu don't have a waifu Dan. You don't even know how waifus work
>>11410900Shut up anon. S4 will not mention him at all.
>>11410941get shrek'd, you dont know howwaifus work. my love is real
>>11410900Oh hey, it's the guy shitposting this stuff all around /mlp/, what brings you here?
>>11410694fuck u just say about my girl nigga
>>11410900I don't believe it. Also the movie isn't cannon.
>>11410975man, the Tin Tin movie was really good. I need to see that again
>>11410834Those big soft lips must feel nice on your cock
>>11410991Did they say the movie isn't canon or it doesn't effect season 4? Because even if it is canon, its left on the note that nothing changes.
>>11410989>>11410972>This guy gets more pony vagina than you
>>11410900TWILIGHT'S GETTING A BOYFRIEND!SHE'LL SPEND MOST OF S4 WEARING MAKEUP AND PRETTY DRESSES.
>>11411008>the noteemphasis: the note?
>>11410869MLP indulges my femdom fetish so much it's not even funny, I wake up so hard in the morning that I feel like my dick is about to explode, then drain my balls thinking about Harshwhinny bringing me to the brink of climax over and over, mocking me and forcing me to lick her hoovesAll these fucking sexy female villains too with evil, sultry voices, evil Cadance's voice makes my heart pound like it used to when I first discovered masturbation
>>11411031The ending, when all is said and done, what has happened is laughed/shrugged off.The only possible thing that would happen if the movie is canon is the POSSIBLE love interest for Twily in season 4 because of her realizing who pony Flash Sentry is and the ponies teasing her about it, especially Cadence.
184.108.40.206:27015PASSWORD IS bonbonit's time for HATS
>>11411074HEY MOTHERFUCKERyou quit that, you can have the other one.
Why hasn't it leaked yet?
>>11411083I'm less concerned with Twilight liking boys, and more concerned with the show becoming about liking boys. It's really too bad that we put MLP, or rather that this fandom put MLP under Hasbro's microscope. I think if the writers were just told to hit certain notes, and then left to do their own thing, we'd get a pretty sweet take on those tropes. Twilight annoying everyone with how stupid a prom is. Rarity hanging exactly one decoration.
>>11411074I'd be willing to venture that femdom is the most prevalent kink in MLPG.
>>11411142nobody cares enough
>>11411172Oh, so he's going to upload it?
>>11411142A few elite horsefuckers gave their life so that you might live, Anon.They took it all with them to hell, laughing manically on top of the horse that could not be tamed.
>>11411158It was pointed out several times by Spike how retarded the whole thing was, including Twily not straight out asking for the Crown back.
>>11411172That's really nice of him. I hope he leaks it soon.
>>11411085+1 for hatsCome hats and make it a party
>>11411160That's... not the image I meant to post, but I'll roll with it.
>>11411085>>11411198I'm thinking about it, but it's already 3 and I need to wake up at 12
>>11411142>>11411172Was only shown at LA Filmfest so far and it had heavy security. Hell there was 4 checkpoints for tickets.
>>11411160Yeah, there's an unusually large amount of strong female characters and comparably weak male ones. It's like the writers discovered some kind of secret code that makes the show sexually irresistible to a portion of the population that's susceptible to subtle forms of psychological manipulation. I went from never dreaming of thinking about ponies in a sexual manner to fantasizing daily about doing all kinds of perverse sexual things to cartoon horses in a matter of weeks.
>>11411223So we need to wait until tomorrow night then.
>>11411238>psychological manipulationI'm sure this is exactly what Faust wanted
>>11411245I also storytimed the movie last thread and in this one.
>>11411221I'm terrible at hats and I don't want my steam account or anything that can be traced back to me linked to mlp or mlpg in any way.
>>11411160>"I want you, Rumble. And I ALWAYS get what I want."
220.127.116.11:27015password is: bonboncome TF2
>>11411271we humans now
>>11411117Chickadee is smoking hot too, but Harshwhinny is just something else, that air of cold, steely dominance and sadistic tendency, oh my fucking lord jesus h christ son of god, savior of mankind, UNF
>>11411271Ponies are dead darf. They're all dead.
>>11411288ohshould i come back later then?
>>11411266I know I was there. Even if I'm fully spoiled now doesn't mean I don't want to see it before I finish developing my slanted opinion.
>>11411267Joining the server would not suddenly force you to join the group
>>11411284We saw this the first three times you posted it.
>>11411277I want to be a naive little colt and be teased by pwerful female authority figures who do things to me that make me feel tingly and they feel so good that I can't stand it, but they're also confusing and dirty feeling and I don't know what's happening and I ask her to stop, but it feels so good that I just give in
>>11411288>>11411295>>11411301There's pony and horses in their human world, rainbow dash event questions talking ponies.>>11411303Fuck I'm still trying to sort it out as well.
>>11411337What was flash sentry like as a character?
>>11411301You can stay.We're just anthromorph pones due to movie.
>>11411361Just there to be a possible and supportive/charming boyfriend and that's it.
>>11411336>tfw you will never be molested by a magical pony princess who thinks it's irresistible how cute you are when you're desperate and overwhelmed by the things she does to you that feel so good that it makes you groan, writhe, and arch your back, and it feels like a sneeze coming and it's getting so strong that you can't stand it and just want the sneeze to come out, but she won't let you
>>11411363The human mane 6 turned into anthro ponies near the end ala Sailormoon/Digimon.Basically ears, wings where applicable, and hair turned into "tails".
>>11411375Do you know who wrote the movie?
>>11411388what if she tied you upand sat on your chestand ran her hooves all over your naked bodyand pooped on you~poop~
It looks like this is the end of mlpg.We'll never get to 250 on time
>>11411388>its like i'm standing at attention again.
>>11411403Meghan, she was there around the whole events participating in things.
>>11411408We're on a schedule?