Long ago in a distant land edition.How do you think pone lived 1000 years ago?
This is now about pony and donkey relations.
>>11385122>sleepy western DOWNBEEFCAKES
>>11385107By breathing, eating, sleeping and shitting.With the occasional fuck to keep the population going.
>>11385107I, NIGHTMARE MOON, UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL
Let's ask Granny Smith.
>>11385144Okay, okay. More like a weekly event.
>>11385131a thread should be
>>11385140>Hayseed_and_a_mareBut he's gay
>>11385140Hey, Tex, could I have that AJ sketch again? I forgot to save it and I'd like to see if you've made changes since I last saw it.
>>11385133M-maybe it has something to do with a flock of geese?
>>11385126I just wanted to make him smile, but not like that!
>have to spend friday night on mlpg because my copy of lastofus decided to come in on monday instead of todaywoopy.
>>11385131>The /mlp/ archive records this exact image with this exact filename being posted over 48 times since March 27th>m-maybe if I post it again
>>11385159I must have missed the origins of that post because I don't understand this response.
How would you teach this horse to read?
>>11385162None of the ponies are gay, it is against Celestia
I liked the latest issue of the comic a lot. I just finished reading it a few minutes ago.I liked the scene with all the ponies fighting the nightmare monsters (or whatever they're called). I was always hoping for something like that to happen in the show, but I knew it probably never would. It was really cool.And while the new artist isn't as good as Price I still think they did an pretty damn good job this arc (even if the art looked a little wonky at times). They also didn't have the problem Price has where he constantly tries to fit too much onto one page, so I think that's a plus.How did you folks enjoy it?
>>11385189rarity your candy is burning
>>11385189Link the comic plox.
>>11385140Why are nearly all the males in this show half braindead or just downright ugly?
>>11385162>implying the pure liquid sex that is Hayseed Turniptruck can be confined to a single orientation>implying his total overwhelming masculinity won't stick his rigid staff into any hole that will bend over for him, which is every hole
>>11385172thanks for the update, personalbloganon
>>11385164>changesWell, the picture used to not be in the trash and now it is in the trash.
>>11385189big fan of he pandering, huh?
>>11385181would you now? That's awfully lewd.
>>11385209the matriarchy is oppressing them
Kanye's new album is pretty goodYou know what else is pretty good?Kicky little legs
Day 1186/14/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 4,339 (Running Total: 708,412)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 18,201 (Running Total: 3,088,238)2 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE GREATEST THING THAT'LL EVER HAPPEN TO PONIES AIRSLooks like an extra thread got tagged for todays date in the archive, so that messed with those daily numbers a bit.EqG soon. Brace yourself.
>>11385219Don''t seem to have 8 there. Or is 8 not out yet
>>11385209It's a jewish conspiracy to get make it so they never believe they can find a suitable pony to reproduce with, thus lowering the pony population while Zebras, buffalo, and other sub-species stay at the top of the food chain
Just finished the cheesecake pony sketch wip, should I change anything like bigger ass or a body part position?
We have no idea. Celestia edits history.The ponies of the pre-Classical era as seen in the Hearth Warming's Eve play had a sophisticated civilization. But in the storybook Celestia leaks to Twilight in the show premiere ponies are living in straw huts.Admittedly this is after the Reign of Discord, the Scouring of the Crystal Empire (a pony civilization from 1,000 years ago that wasn't living in no fucking straw huts), and the Ascension of the Royal Sisters.We really have no idea. The artifacts mentioned in those books that Lyra likes so much are probably from previous pone civilizations. Celestia kept Luna, Discord and the Crystal Empire out of the history books. Who's to say what else she hid?
>>11385223Show me the new version when you have it.
>>11385251>post numbers down againGUYS PLS IM SCARED
>>11385189Chrysalis Arc - 8.5/10Nightmare Rarity Arc 8/10Both were fucking great. I hope the next 4 comics will be good but I'm not interested at all in them. Don't really care about big Mac or teenage Cadence and Shining Armor
porn requests? legit requests plz
>>11385251You, me. TommorowBring oranges~
>>11385209Because it's a show for grills and boys are mean and have cooties and they're dumb. It's not necessarily a feminism thing.Some are cute though.
>>11385262I find your views intriguing and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
>>11385189i was excited for the nightmare rarity story but after hearing about the same old asspull ending where twilight blasts the enemy with friendship to solve everythingi have lost interest and havnt even read it
>>11385189 i too enjoyed the fight scene. and i like the espressiveness this artist put into his ponies.
>>11385293Yeah, like Rumble or Pip.
>>11385209>Hayseed>not one of the most successful pony in Equestria DO YOU EVEN COMIC?
>>11385245Are any ponies as kicky as this one?I doubt it
What have you done to promote the white race lately, MLPG?
>>11385318I punched a black guy in the jaw for referring to me as "DIS NIGGA"
>>11385265nah, maybe a bit thicker hooves? i dunno. i like it as is
>>11385252Figured they would have updated it by now.http://www.mediafire.com/?w8qbicnzd7owcjc
>>11385318Other than promote Nationalism? Not much, really.
>>11385318I encouraged a nordic man to continue his relationship with a cute Muslim woman.
>>11385318I rightly informed some rather primitive African American apes that their trousers were a tidbit too baggy and then proceeded to give them what-for on their apparently lacking social and grammar skills before the brutes mercilessly pummeled me until enforcers of the law forced the monkeys to unhand my superior Caucasian body and tossed them in the jailhouse for their bad behavior.
>>11385189I generally either go on Twitter with a hashtag or the IDW forums themselves to tell them. The fastest way to let them know is via their threads or email, really...
>>11385308Some stallions are also good looking. Only a very few male characters are depicted as stupid/ugly/douchebags. I can only name Snips, Snails, Heyseed Turniptruck, Prince Blueblood and nerd-pony.
>>11385318science has shown that racists have low IQI bunked the inferior whitey stereotype by not being a racist
>>11385382So who are the five artists that do anthro well?
TWILIGHT SPARKLE REPORTS IN
>>11385107They sipped champagne from the victory cup of the masters, defeating wave after wave of the Persian death eaters that dared to challenge the magick of unicorns, those elect that cradled the hand of God herself. Duh...
>>11385384>tfw im forced into multiculturism>tfw i just want to live only with white intelligent people without other races>tfw im a huge racist even though i wish no harm to the otherssigh
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rV_0n5gp1fE broken twilight
>>11385412>mfw I discovered that song through the PMV, listened to it a million times, and now the video does nothing for my feels
>>11385378I love it when they do horsey things.It is adorable.
Gronk HAET shipping
What pon related thing did you blast your biggest load to? I got a good 9-10 spurts off to 40 Oz. Bounce.
>>11385402PANKA PAH PARTIES ON
>>11385384White people have always been inferiorWe can't even go out in the sun
>>11385376Wir geben niemals auf.
>>11385428I love it when humans do horsey things
>>11385412i like corrupted ponies...
>>11385231As long as it doesn't detract from the overall story I really don't care what the writer or artist tosses in. I feel the same way about any comic, really.>>11385289I'm interested in the Big Mac arc next issues, mainly because Price is back on art. They'll probably be entertaining.Wondering if they have another big villain arc in the future, though.>>11385303That's kind of a given since we're talking about a FiM comic. What ending would you have preferred?
>>11385427>>11385427This used to be the soundtrack to my animated demo reel in 2007http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yQDx2Mj3FJI
>>11385444>imfuckingplyingWhite are superiors. Sure there's competition from chinks but they have no imagination compared to whites.
which episode should i watch
>>11385453Like cum full cups worth of viscous seed?
anybody else have memory issues with Sai and windows 8?
Who's the scrunchiest pony?
>>11385371Don't thank me, thank Hydra.
>>11385438What if R63 Chickenbutts cutiemark was a cat insted of a chicken?
>>11385444Racist pls go
>>11385171>implying pinkie doesn't offer everyone a chance with her as a welcoming gift/way to cheer someone up
So, would you a cultist?
>>11385488AND THEN THEY FUCKED
>>11385503Her bra is in the wrong place
Actually it's in the future.
>>11385503>standing on 2 legseww gross
>>11385528My negroid compatriot>>11385523but then she wouldn't be cultist-chan
PIZZA PIZZA PIE
>>11385503Would I what? Purge them for the glory of the Emperor?
>>11385528I honestly lost interest about 20 chapters in.
>>11385458Different guy; in my opinion, they could have stretched out Nightmare Rarity's assault to two issues; she doesn't get much of an opportunity to really shine as a villain, and Luna's internal/external conflict, one of the big secondary threads of the story, kind of gets wrapped up quickly and messily for the build-up it had. She could have cornered Luna for a good cliffhanger, and really ramped up the moon assault. The overall resolution was okay in concept for the tone, imo, just the execution left some to be desired.
>>11385572>pinkie pie sees your dick right when she's about to offer you a blowjob.gif
>>11385503i dunnno, cultist-chan, she doesn't seem like the kind that would let you live afterwards. i think i would pass on a fluttershy clutist. maybe, if it was drawn better...lol
>>11385553>garlic butter sauce>dipping grease in grease
>dat ugly angry ponyew
>>11385528best fic I ever read. Goddamn it had no business being that good.
>>11385603Papa John's is pretty gud
>>11385630this is the dullest character
>>11385629What was so great about it?
>>11385564>fluttershy fears losing her animal friends and embraces the loving and gangrenous touch of nurgle.>She goes about her daily life with her flesh slowly rotting off her, and she does not seem to notice.>At one point, her stomach splits open and her intestines drag through town square>When someone points that out to her she squeaks in shame and horror and hurriedly tries to stuff the organs back into place.
>>11385591>PrettiestCAN'T LET YOU DO THAT, STAR FOX
http://www.google.com/loon/Have some hope before EqG hits
>>11385641You're a dull character.
>>11385629>reading non explicit fanfictionwhat's the point?
>>11385648mah super ultra gigga nigga
>>11385645shits nasty yo
>>11385611Oh god that's adorable
>>11385648Rarity isn't prettyUgly mane, ugly headspike, ugly tail, ugly off-white coat
>>11385648>>11385671grey pony is fairly prettybut she's not naturally pretty like dash is
>>11385645Would that make Photo Finish a Slaaneshi devote who tried to turn her away from Father Nurgle?
>>11385642The writer just pulled off the Voltaire so well. It was just a hilariously clever ride all the way through.
>>11385458Price and Katie are both great and yeah the Big mac one and the Cadence and Shining Armor one will probably be great. Everything they did till now is great.But it's just that I'm not interested in them. I want the mane cast, I want the CMC, I want Celestia and Luna you know.
>>11385648But this pony was a canon model.
>>11385285Thanks for reminding me I have to color that one too!
>>11385645>her stomach splits open to divulge a heaping portion of pasta
>>11385664>you will never know the joy of link relatedhttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/34702/why-am-i-pinkie-pie
>>11385671>>11385648Can you believe there are people in this world that don't know how pretty Rarity is?
>>11385692How much do you want Celestia?
>>11385682I hate to tell you thisBut you're wrong
>>11385685>"EVEN HER PUTRESENZE IZ GRASHFUL"
>>11385710I respect the opinions of other people even if they are wrong. It's enough for me to know that I'm right and that there are some people who also know the truth
>>11385648>tfw PNGLN hates us
>>11385718Of course you hate to tell him a falsehood like that.
>>11385715I want to have a silly, girly tea party with her and talk about nothing at all.
>>11385740What happened to him anyway?
>>11385664to read and have fun
>>11385696i thought you liked pizza pinkie...have i been misled?
>>11385715Would prefer Luna.
>>11385759he hates us for running Apple out of here
>>11385736I can't see how people think Rarity is pretty.She's down there between Pinkie and Twilght
>>11385718>false eyelashes>spends hours on hair>makeup, makeup, and more makeup.>not naturally pretty
>>11385654Sounds good.I can see this going wrong somehow, but it still sounds pretty good. I like google.
>>11385695Hmmn, fair enough. I'll roll with it considering these ponies are bes frends. Fluttershy can be prettiest.>>11385679>ugly wings>guady unruly mane>stupid colored eyesyou have been decieved
>>11385664Speculation of pony society, humorous situations with ponies, fun adventures
>>11385654Yes... everyone will on the internet... and I'll bet who'll will benefit from it. HappyMerchant.jpeg
>>11385695Because of how shy she was, not for her beauty.
>>11385792oh my god what the fuck
>>11385755I want to get a big bucket of ice cream and other sweets and do nothing all day but sit on the couch and watch bad romantic comedies with her.I would use her big, soft body as a pillow.
>>11385782>best friends>barely spends time with her anymore.Nah. She abandoned her for Twilight. No one wants to be best friends with Fluttershy
>>11385611why is that ugly pony so angry?
>>11385792someone please kill him
>>11385736>Rarity unsheathes while wearing her dress, losing herself in the moment
>>11385787/pol/ plsEveryone benefits from the internetThe end user benefits much more than anyone
>>11385792I don't have a reaction image that adequately expresses my reaction but this is close enough
>>11385770Apple doesn't need anyone to run him out, he has proved again and again in multiple fandoms he's more than capable of doing it all by himself.
>>11385792I never thought I would live long enough to see someone demand someone else put a picture of themselves wearing a diaper on the internet.
>>11385792is he a gangsta diapa brony?
>>11385787That happy merchant could be you, anon.Form a plan, before it's too late.
>>11385827She's angry because she's uglyAnd she's ugly because she's angry.
>>11385782>wings and eyes>not prettyThe unruly mane just tops the adorable levelSuch falsehoods, I never.
ever find yourself halfway through a shota pic and wonder what the hell you're doing?
>>11385841doesn't change the fact that PNGLN hates us
>>11385770Really? But Apple has an art breakdown at least once a month. he quit ponies 4 or 5 times till now.I want PNGLN back. He was a cool guy
>>11385792There are people... and then there are them.
>>11385871>tfw anyone celestia or luna sleeps with is shota to them.
>>11385792how is that pony, or ugh...brony related?
>>11385880well too bad PNGLN hate us
>>11385654>Giving niggers internet access
>>11385885Discord's older than them.So was Sombra.
>>11385858Pinkie, Twilight and Rarity all have better eyes than DashTwily's wings are prettier. Dash has the same wings as Fluttershy and those are ugly.She never was, isn't and will never be pretty.
>>11385772>implying putting effort into your appearance is a bad thingDash only ever takes showers if she feels like it, if you hugged her you'd be able to smell nothing but her scent of her gross, musky sweaty pegasus body and her unpreened feathersif you ever wanted her to look and smell nice for a double date or something you'd have to convince her to let you help her preen and maybe take a shower together so she doesn't skimp on the shampoo. She hates using shampoo because it's hard to lather it, so she'd definitely fall to you to do it yourself.Is that what you want?
Thats kinda cute
>>11385792>slightly sagging hehe
>>11385836Way ahead of you there.>>11385850Twas a joke anon.
>>11385901so is starswirl/discord
>>11385654>googleYeah...I'm in Europe and already have cheap super fast internet so I don't care. Also the EU is probably gonna slap Google again soon.
>>11385875I would understand if some other people hatted us for running out their friends. Thankfully, the didn't, and if PNGLN isn't smart enough to realise the way Apple operates, well then he's just a fool, and we shouldn't suffer fools.
>>11385916Somehow, it's kinda cute when ponies do it.
>>11385792>that abdomenHe looks like a naked plastic star wars figure
>>11385916Why are their ipod headphones in their diapers?
>>11385871i went through a shota phase. it turns out the porn is pretty limited and too much of it was too hardcore for me.its one of the few times i actually lost a fetish
>>11385906Blue eyes are garbage, and don't come to me with no purple nonsense. She can keep her ugly spiky wings
>>11385945I don't even understand the way Apple operates.That boy just ain't right.
>>11385946It's because it's against their will, and because of their reactions.Not the fucking diaper.
>>11385956>all that jellyDash look you're okay.. You're not ugly. You just ain't pretty.
>>11385930I don't think the project is targeted at youSeeing as you're already on the internetRight now
>>11385897>niggers having computers in the first place
>>11385875BUT IT"S NOT FAIR.IF THERE WAS A DIFFERENT REASON OKAY BUT THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR,
>>11385916>tfw that guy hasnt update his chrysallis or scootaloo diaper askblogs in months
>>11385964Do they have the bass turned up really loud or something?Those must be good headphones, damn.
Odds: read another chapter of FOEEvens: artDoubles: quit pone.
>>11386016START PRACTICINGDO A BACKGROUND.
>>11386016Looks like the ride doesn't end
>>11386016draw a pony wakeboarding.
>>11386013This was a really pretty picture and I wanted to save it until I saw the diaper.
>>11386026How the fuck are there three pinkies
>>11386016MAKE MORE OF THESE PONES
>>11386026What a pretty Pink ponyAnd a 6/10 blue one
>>11385945true, he is a fool, but the fact that some people bring shit here that didn't need to be here makes it harder for others to tell if its the truth or not.maybe PNGLN isn't a fool, but he just fell for the idiocy >>11386006too badwe wanted him to get a tumblr, but maybe he got smart not getting one to avoid the drama that might come from it, or that others might make up
MLPG... I don't get you.
>you will never deepthroat Rarity's massive ebon horsecock
>>11386039>you will never get to fuck three Pinkies
>>11385930Well good for you. Seriously, good on ya, in anyway this pans out you stay same.However some of us that live in this here Confederate States of Jesusstan would like some developed internet that doesn't kill my bank account slowly.
>>11386046I wish I could quit you
>>11386051>ebony>not pure white
draw a fallout pony. Or just a pony with a gun. in its mouth.
>>11386037are you implying you wouldnt change rarity's diaper if she was your waifu?
>>11386026That's still not how mirrors work.
>>11386056I understand. I just hope the big ISPs there in Murrika won't bitch about google and fuck them up with the Murrikan law system instead of offering better services.From what I heard they started bitching about Google Fiber.
>>1138606410 seconds in mspaint 95
Odds: SleepEven: Draw
>>11386053>tfw you have two pinkie pies but you can only eat out one
>>11386094Draw a Fluttershy
>>11385995You can buy fast tablet computers for less than $50 in single unitsI'll just let that sink inYou can buy an entire computer for less than $50
>>11386094Draw Rarity's house
>>11386083it was foreshadowing to the mirror pond anon.
>>11386072She IS my waifu, but there are just things a loving, beta stay at home husband can't put up with.
>>11386095I want to eat horse just so if I ever get to Equestria I can freak them all out by saying I know what they taste like.
how can it be rape if the women walk around nude all day with vaginas out in the open
>>11386101>tabletsI hate Google and Apple for making tablets shitty phones with huge screens
>>11386094Draw scootaloo chasing rainbow dash who is trying to get away from scootaloo
>>11386127I ate horse once.It was bretty gud
>>11386091>not angst pony>just boring littlepip and co.Try again!
>>11386130I know right?he should stop making stuff for google and start drawing those big hips he loves so much
>>11386044>we wanted him to get a tumblr, but maybe he got smart not getting one to avoid the drama that might come from itThe only person with drama attatched to their name in the last few months was Kraut, and he somehow blamed it on tumblr. There are so many contributors who do just fine having a tumblr account that this is really unfair thing to say. It's OK to not want to be on tumblr,, but saying it's to avoid drama is a very poor excuse. People create drama, not tumblr accounts.
>>11386157Is PH worth reading after FOE?
>>11386118>betraying your waifu like that.I'll oblige her as long as watersports/scat don't get involved, as I inderstand that's a common attitude among diaper fetishists. At least some of them, anyway.
>>11386094Draw Sweetie belle juggling
>>11386101>niggers having money in the first place
>>11386094Draw a pony with a new character you've never drawn before.
>>11386094Please draw a curious pone nuzzling crotch
>>11386181You fool it's a trap. Do you not know your waifu well enough to find it strange for her to start doing that?You'll be Changeling food by the end of the day.
So how about those actual EQG dolls?
>>11386068>>11386061>implying it's not jet black and over two feet long
>>11386201>I don't see any videogames in here
>>11386179haha, no. seriously though, no. it's just.... ugh. It's like a downward spiral to read. If you really want to though I recommend reading up until she meets littlepip. Or just imagining she died right before that point. Because technically she did.Or you could read one of the better fics like Murky or Heroes or Pink Eyes. PH is not a ride you want to go on.
YEAH EE YEAH EE YEAHYEAH EE YEAH EE YEAH
>>11386094More animal crossing
>>11386237What's this from?
So is there still mad from the generals that got booted off /mlp/?
>>11386202I can't presume to know what fetishes she has. I can only speculate and when I meet her, acknowledge that it's what's inside that counts, and such trivial matters cannot come between our love.
>>11386209DAMN PEGASI. FUCKING SKY FUCKERS. FUCK THE LOT OF THEM.
>>11386181No matter how much I love my waifu I will never change her shitty diapers.That is my one rule. She knew what she signed up for when we agreed to be together. She knew the risk
>>11386084Yeah I hope so to. I don't even live in a rural area but but muthafuken at&t is the only provider in my area. I've seriously lost my connections because of wide blackouts.
>>11386099Sorry, I have other requests to do first, though one of them includes Fluttershy anyway.
>>11386237Sometimes I put a plastic bag over my head and see how long I can go before taking it offI wish I could leave it on
>>11386256>tfw you'll never fuck a lot of pegasi.
>>11386214I really like how they've got those retarded face-cutie-mark things.It makes then look like they've got oral thrush that's spread.
>>11386244Lyra is a very sweet pone.
>>11386237FIRST WE THOUGHT BABS WAS SO REALLY RELALY SWEET
>>11386165it not the account, its the people that make the dramaApple never did anything wrong and look what happened to him, he gets pissed off every time someone says he does it for attention when that's not trueFor Kraut, others were hating him for having fun with a few drawfags, this attracted people that thought it was real hate and started to hate Kraut even moreAnd SB, you know what he's to easy maybe PNGLN didn't want to risk the same thing, now no one knows what he's doingyou can't shit on some one for doing nothing
>>11386262>I will never change her shitty diapers.I did say scat was a no-go for me as well. Not all diaper fetishists are into that aspect. It's more about humiliation for them, I guess.
why are ponies so much better than humans?
>>11386304PONIES THAT KILL
>>11386307They don't say no
You ponies wanna buy some weed?
>>11386307because they were made with desirable characteristics and little else.
>>11386255Enjoy staying in a pod then
>>11386252>>11386304Every night I can feel my leg, and my arm. Even my fingers. The body I've lost. The comrades I've lost won't stop hurting. It's like they're all still there. You feel it too don't you? I'm going to make them give back our past.
>>11386306I WILL NOT change my waifu's diapers know matter what.Nothing will ever make me change my mind.
so, how was it?i know some of you saw it
i cant believe i am surrounded by so many casuals who wont even change the diapers of their waifu.she was never really your waifu in the first place.
>>11386275Why isn't she use her magic to escape?
>>11386373how can you say you love her if you won't eat her poop?
>>11386307You're actually a little girl, the target demographic
>>11386395>captain america understands that reference.jpg
>>11386371Man of Steel? I thought it was okay. Fight scene were a bit hard to follow and the pacing was a bit slow during the first hour but it was fine
>>11386376out of PP anon.
fart fart fart faaaaaart
are you ready?
>>11386371It doesn't existThe entire movie is just a still frame of Twilight smiling seductively to the tune of the korobeiniki for one and a half hours
can we please go 1 thread without talking about horse diapers, farting, and scat fetishespls
>>11386357Even if they're not dirty? Some commitment you've got.Just consider that, in the situation where we must compete for our waifu, I've got an edge, however so slight, that I'd indulge in clean diaper play, and you won't. Nothing to be scared about, really, but... it could happen.
>>11386464Oh good, Applejack would never lie.
Aw shit niggas, anyone going blind?http://www.kurzweilai.net/a-simple-non-invasive-gene-therapy-restores-sightWonder if this will ever be an alternative to lasik.
>>11386345Like for fucking?
>>11386440Which pokemon is this?
>>11386489is this pony related?if not, go away spitfire
>>11386457If they start releasing those BK pone toys in the contiguous USA at the same time as this they're gonna get so much fucking dosh
>>11386472It's 72 minutes long
>>11386234What makes it so bad after the pip meet up?
>>11386457Someday we'll have self-driving cars and we'll be able to order everything from local stores and i'll never leave the house again.
>tfw no fillyfoolin 4
>>11386510>cure for blindnessNah nigga, kill yourself.
>mane 6 vs each otherwould read/10
Reminder than Celestiaquest resumes in 10.5 hours.
>>11386553But then pone would die.
>>11386485but what about all the times she lied
>Reading trough the IDW forums the thread where the comic editor is answering questions>He thinks the AJ is the weakest Micro till nowWelp it's doomed.
>>11386540THERE'S A FILLYFOOLIN' 3?!
>>11386562OH JOY I'LL MISS ITBETTER GO TO SLEEP NOW SO I CAN READ UP ON IT LATER
>>11386563>Lord Bray will never brutally slaughter Applebloom and Applejack at Big Mac's wedding
>>11386562I'll be theremental note to ask the blacksmith to make us a codpiece
>>11386579Those were tall tales.
>>11386613She lied Tex. Some of them are complete lies and can't be interpreted differently.
>Can't stop watching Phantom Pain trailerRequest: Punished Snake riding a MLP in Afghanistan on his quest to rescue Macdonald Miller. Which pony would he ride?
>MLPG Enrichment CenterWhich artist would you like to be pared up with for this.
>>11386642All the ded one so they are alive again
>>11386628No, it can't be!
>>11386649Non but the king of Gondor can do that.
>>11386479I will do everything else for this pony, but I will not change a diaper.Unless it's the diaper of our pony/human mutant baby
>>11386613Damn, that's a cute .gif
>>11386642from what I've seen, only six have joinedI hoped for more to be honest
>>11386654SHE LIED TEX SHE LIEDAND IF SHE SAID SHE NEVER LIED BEFORE SHE LIED ABOUT THAT TOOYOU'RE LIVING A LIE RIGHT NOW BECAUSE OF AJ TEX. AJ IS THE LIEST OF PONIES
>>11386677You need to advertise more
>>11386579But she never lied. She even saved you some cake.
>>11386718Applejack, stop lying.
>Personally responsible for several artists turning off anon questionsShould I feel proud of myself?
>>11386718Party of oneAND THERE'S NO CAKE THEREAGAIN WITH THE LIES AJ
>>11386695Inky, Dooks, DFG, Goattrain, Speark, and myself>>11386713I DON'T KNOW HOW
>>11386713he should get mlpg on tumblr to get the word out on it more.
>>11386672Just saying, I've got the edge on you. If you ever make it to Equestria, and I'm not there, you'd best hope that I NEVER show upbecause I'll fight you for herand I'll win her heart from youYou've revealed you weakness, and you shall never find mine
Anonymous, please.Applejack is not a liar.
>tfw mortal kombat, 5 ratchet and clank games, ac3: liberation, persona 4 golden and now the last of usTHERE ARE TOO MANY GAMES, MLPGTHERE ARE SO MANY OF THEM
>>11386746Tex you better join, or so help me I'll take away your daily applejack allowance.
>>11386759You are both fools. It is I who will win the heart of the fair maiden Rarity. You have no chance
>>11386735you should feel a lot of pride and a bit of shamePride because you did something that effected a lot of peopleShame because you cant do it again
>>11386766tex stop lying
>>11386735>tfw have ask questions on, even anon but nobody ever asks me questions
>>11386768Join what now?
>>11386642quick art question from a non-art man: why is the far side of his horn not shadowed? It looks nice, but logically I'm not sure I understand
>>11386740When did she lie in PO1?
>>11386795OH COME ON.http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/52975038415/the-purpose-of-this-collaboration-project-is-to
>>11386771Simple men have simple needs. I'll just rape Fluttershy every so often, there's no way she'll ever work up the guts to tell somebody about it.
>>11386805Light is coming from above from her horn,
>>11386807When Pinkie invited her to the partyShe said she can't because she has to pick apples.It's a lie.
>>11386814What are these assignments?
>>11386821But would you keep her in a dungeon or invade her home from time to time
>>11386842anything and everything
>>11386821Why haven't I filtered you already?
>>11386831She's the element of honesty, not necessarily truthShe honestly wanted Pinkie to be surprised by her birthday party.She was just trying to be a good friend, anon.
>>11386771Enter the fray, then, you foolhardy man!I'll court her and win her right from underneith both of your noses!and if she were amenable to more than one of us, I would oblige her. My Lady's concerns come before mine, or ours. I doubt either of you fools have the strength of character to share your waifu if she so desires.
>>11386869I want to have sex with that pear.
>>11386842I'm guessing it's like a set collab, assignments are random and it's up to the two artist to decide how they should approach it.
>>11386872SHE LIEDSHE IS A LIARSHE IS NOT HONEST
>>11386872>Pinkie Pie has never not laughed>Fluttershy has never not been kind>Rarity has never been selfish>Rainbow Dash has never abandoned a friend Gilda got gypped, dude. She deserved to comw bacl more than Trixie did.
>>11386876>I'll court her>not just being a brute in her eyes>not wowing her later with you culinary skills>not surprising her with you high society manners>not having hot, passionate hate sex with her for hours>not cooking her breakfest in the morningyou're small time
>>11386872That's not a lie, that's a diversion.
>>11386876>implyingHer desires are my wish.But I'm afraid I will be the one she loves anon. Not only can I be a gentlemen but I also started improving myself so I can be up to her standards
>>11386887Oh, that sounds nice but it's not my cup of tea.
does anyone know any good fics
>>11386928>Can you come to the party this afternoon?>no I can't because I have apples to pickShe lied. If she just said she had work to do then yes it's not a lie. But she said that the reason she can't come to the party is that she had to pick applesA LIE
>>11386928no, its telling the truth with omission
You lied to me.
>>11386959She was picking apples for the surprise party.
>>11386869Why do you haunt us, inferior colored inferior fruit?
>>11386926passionate hot sex...mmm...
>>11386949Its not a competitionthere is a time limit, but you don't have to finishits just for art improvement, nothing more then thatIf you still don't want to join, then I will respect your choice
>Tex is 14 years oldThis will never not blow my mind.
>>11386930>>11386926This discussion is redundant.Perhaps I will see you all on the field of battle, perhaps not. Just remember: all is fair in love and war. I certainly will not be pulling any punches. May the one who makes her happiest win.but if I were either of you, I'd be preparing for failure. It won't sting as hard when I beat you if you have someone to hold you after.
>>11386949W..well s..screw you, I d..didn't even want to draw with you anyway, baka.
>>11387005what are you talking about anonymous
I'm going to marry Bon Bon!
>>11387005He's supposedly one of the original group of ponyfags too...that means he started ponying here when he was 11...
>>11386876>>11386926>>11386930While you morons are busy fighting with each other, I'll be the one treating her like a normal pony and not some prize that can be won by a bunch of nerds.
I think Egoraptor bit Keanu
>>11387020>The entire content of anonymous' suicide note
>>11387020Only you, me, and one other anon like Bonbon, I'm sure I could take both of you.
>>11387034>implying she isn't the most beautiful gem in the landI don't merely wish to be her friend, I want to be more for her. I'll look forward to seeing you at our wedding party.
>>11386960Exactly, like that part in Dodge Town.
>>11387064>bonbon takes three lovers at onceu-unf
>>11386994Are they collaborations? Why is it in partners when you could possibly talk to the whole group?
>>11387034I never said she was a prizewhat, never been in a love-hate relationship?its like friendship with benefits, only you hate each other, yet you enjoy each others company>I'll be the one treating her like a normal pony and not some prize that can be won by a bunch of nerds.better hope you aim isn't to date her, because if it is, then you are being a hypocrite
>>11387081Talking to a whole group is probably harder to co-ordinate, I'm guessing
>>11387020>all dem voicesIt's like you could be a Mormon
>>11387099She's a VAher cutie mark is actually three lozenges to keep her breath fresh and her throat moist
>>11387081it will start as partners, then those little groups will merge with the other little groups then in the end, when its one group, we will see the progress everyone made since the beginning then work from there
>>11387081Why don't you just stop asking questions, program.
>>11387011Failure means nothing for me anon. ALl I want is to see her happy, to see her smile. It's her choice to make. Whatever happens, may the best man win, and may whatever gods he worship have mercy on his soul should he not treat her right
>>11387113Oh my god it makes sense.
>>11387080>has the same bored look while attempting to read a magazine despite having three cocks shoved into her
>>11387064>one other anonThat would be meI'll bludgeon you with my shoe if it means I get to waifu that horse
I have a serious question to ask you guys, concerning AAFS.I really do want to keep working on this, because I enjoy writing for and drawing the characters - but I think with the amount of time I actually currently have where I can work on these comics, it would take a very long time to actually complete one. I think I may have put myself in a corner, with the standards I inadvertently set for myself - and I'm concerned as to how it would look to suddenly start putting out anything less than that, but at the same time, taking so long to answer doesn't look too good either.So the question I'm posing to you guys is:Would you rather have me put out less-than-finished answers - no backgrounds, or godforbid, even sketches - to keep up a steady flow of responses to questions, or would you rather wait in order to have them on the same level as ones like this - backgrounds and all?
>>11387189how many cocks do you have to shove in bonbon before she starts to care?
>>11387215>Like anon, but blander. Meet Bland-Anon.
>>11387226Hello, Bland-Anon. I'm Art-Anon.
>>11387215I say no backgroundsbut if an answer needs a background, then make one
>>11387240>Defensive Anon thinks this is a come back
>>11387139Did I mention she's a method actress, who likes to temporarily take on the personalities of the parts she's soon to be playing?Being a VA means lots of parts at once, so she has to be flexible. She can be somewhat unpredictable.She and Lyra are such good friends because they're both somewhat eccentric. While since they're both pretty sociable ponies they've both had lots of friends, they've been close ever since they were fillies. Hence, Bon Bon has a higher-than-most's tolerance for Lyra's weirdness.
>>11387221Let's find out.
>>11387128As long as I seek knowledge, I must question. When I am sated, I shall pony.
>>11387264Well, if you're not going to put any effort into any of your attempts to rile me up, I don't see why I should put any into my comebacks.
>>11387264but thats art anonnot defensive anon
>>11387215hmm, I'm a little torn, too. For now though I wouldn't mind just seeing more of them in action, despite a decline in quality.
>>11387226>>11387264ross, go to bed.
>>11387215I for one can wait but that's just me
>>11387215I love filly scouts and sketches.
...are we dead?
>>11387409No. We Endure.
How are you tonight, mlpg?
>>11387434RIGHT BEHIND YOU
>>11387409We are never dead
>>11387440How much damage does booping do? Because she's pretty hurt there but I can't stop booping her and she'll probably die
>>11387448We're just SUPER! How about you?
>>11387455Apple is booty?
>>11387473did you know what you just typed?OF COURSE APPLE IS BOOTY, HE DRAWS IT EVERY DAY
we deers now
okay halp mlpI finally sat down and watched magical mystery cure.I've been avoiding it for obvious reasons but ...hold me
>>11387493Silly Anon, you are what you EAT, not what you draw.Silly Anon.
>>11387506How was it
>>11387504does deer want doughnut
>>11387473you could say that...
>>11387264>>11387226What is your problem, anyway?
>>11387551I'd play but we'd probably won't get enough
>>11387551sure, I'll play
>>11387516I ... I ... I think I liked it?Like, I'm still not sold on twilycorn, butI think I enjoyed myself, past the tearsI kinda just want some closure on what the hell is going on, like, is twily living with best princess and sunbutt now? Does she rule over some small domain now or something?I think I'm excited for s4.I don't know what's going on anymore.
>>11387573According to all previews, she's still living in the library in Ponyville for now, but she's been given some special quarters in Canterlot and the Crystal Empire as well for when she visits.She rules nothing at the moment.
>>11387551We should play TTT instead of hats. It's got the fps and the best of mafia.
>>11387566>>11387579They just look so...tasty.
When's the last time you watched an episode, MLPG?
>>113876012 hours ago
>>11387592>owning Gmod 10Terrible
>>11387573>excited for S4Not ever, S3 was nearly every bit the slog people here had predicted it to be.S1 and 2 had very few episodes I wouldn't rewatch, S3 had very few I would.It's all downhill.
>>11387601About a week after MMC.
>>11387573My reaction as well, pretty much.Hopefully Meghan's supposed ~3 parter is good. Am I getting that right? She said it was supposed to be addressed the first couple episodes of season 4, anyway. I hope it's good.
>>11387612Was gifted to me
>>11387601some months ago I can't remember
>>11387601I havent watched past the 6th episode of season 2. I'm here for the porn and discussion.
>>11387601nipponeI keep telling you
>just saw that enrichment-center tumblr>"It isn’t a competition">implying art is ever not a competitionAre there any participants yet?
>>11387592I just want to play Killing Floor.
Now it's time to put your pony to bed.
>>11387618I can confirm,All of the main 6 will become princess alicorns in it because all little girls want to be a princess.
>>11387632>June 2013>not here for the discussion and porn
Remember when you used to watch episodes all of the time? What happened?
>>11387632>I havent watched past the 6th episode of season 2That's fucking terrible, what the fuck anon>nothing past Cutie PoxYou're missing out on a lot, you haven't even fucking seen Read it and Weep for fuck's sakes! What are you doing, man?
>>11387665I'm sure pony can manage by itself.
check out my new OC dragonshe's part of the rival group to Garble
>>11387661I asked if anyone wanted to play KF like an hour or two ago and nobody responded.
>>11387601I usually watch the first couple minutes of nippone, then drop it and watch the ep in english instead.
>>11387683Take off the mask, Caimon
>>11387591I guess that's something. I can really understand the tumult that must have come about just as s3 ended. I'm kinda sad I missed it, having been introduced to pone by a friend far too late to have caught up by the time it aired.>>11387614I kinda agree tbh. I feel like s3 was just written with a different 'goal' in mind, not that I have any thoughts more distinct or meaningful than that. Like all of the sudden, the design philosophy changed. PERHAPS THERE IS SOME REASON BEHIND THIS.>>11387618Oh, that does sound kinda promising. Do we have any idea when s4 is supposed to start anyway?
>>11387666You really are the devil.
>tfw friday night
>>11387684Well, why didn't you play with him then?
>>11387697WinterSo that means earliest is December
>>11387673I've seen them all too much.I watched Apple Family Reunion about 1,000 times
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1967973?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeeFuckin full retard up in here
>>11387665But if you put pony to bed, how can you admire her nice bum?>>11387697>Do we have any idea when s4 is supposed to start anyway?We have no clue, sadly. In the meantime, we've got the comics, though.also spoilered for not pony but I can't get the fucking theme song for Attack on Titan out of my head since you fuckers keep bringing it up. Where's a good site for watching animu?
>>11387706No this is burr
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>11385314>Implying the comics are canon>Implying the comics are good
>>11387719>tfw saturday afternoon
>>11387719I enjoy spending my Friday's here.
>>11387725>tfw you probably won't be around in December to see 'em
>>11387684Does everyone hate this game or what?
>>11387673I still watch a few episodes every week.I can't spend every second of my life watching pony.
>>11387748this is great
>>11387748I would a dragon Corey.
>>11387687no this is a dragoncaimon is a different character, she's an alligator
>>11387745The comics were better than S3 and we heard so much 'well it might be canon' from the staff that it's really a grey area.
>>11387738You can admire it in the morning.
>>11387753I think it's the fact that it's not f2p and we don't have a dedicated server for it, or that's what I think.
>>11387601It's been a few days, but I think I'll watch one now before bed.
>>11387738Watching? I can't say really, since I don't stream. But nyaa.eu should have torrents for all the releases, if not the blog of your favorite sub group
>>11387743>>11387774Jesus, those things are huge!
>>11387673I just watched Luna Eclipsed yesterday, AnonI can't be watching pone 24/7
>>11387761We all would.
>>11387782I'm sorry, please forgive me.
>>11387601When MMC aired
>>11387677That expression always makes me laugh>oh shit he actually pulled the trigger
>>11387784Would be a fucking blast hunting them things from a chopper.
>>11387782Why does spike have gyno?
>>11387761What if we sexualized Corey
>>11387772>3:37 AMHAHA, it IS morning!Checkmate!
THIS FUCKING WATER CHUTE I SWEAR
>>11387802because he is a pussy.
>>11387632At least watch the good episodes.209 Sweet and Elite211 Hearth's Warming Eve215 The Super Speedy Cider Squeezy 6000216 Read It and Weep220 It's About Time223 Ponyville Confidential305 Magic Duel306 Sleepless in Ponyville
>>11387761get in line, anon
>>11387806what if you're late to the party
>>11386677Is the time for entering up? I would have sent the email but I had to go.
>>11387744Isn't it obvious. She's purple.
>>11387806judging by that butt, I'd say we already have
>>11387819LOOK AT HER GIANT DRAGON BONER
>>11387764Well then what's her name?
>>11387784http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forced_perspectiveYes, they're huge, but they're not as big as those pictures make them look.
>>11387821you can can join at anytime
>>11387827this was my first thought tooI think I might be irredeemable
>>11387819probably one of the hottest things braeburned has ever drawn
>>11387808Sup fellow east coastfag
I see youuuuu
HeyGGMonter Girl x Pony Mares
>>11387833She has a real qt character.
>>11387824That's a pretty good reason.
>>11387666I can actually believe this, though.
>>11387847Agreed. It's hilarious that the hottest thing he's ever drawn is female yet he's gay.The fuck you doing brae.
>>11387851Dogs can't look up
>>11387851NO SARON PLEASE!
>>11387834Well standard dead animal picture is you sitting right behind it. Anyone who tried to flex their peen by using forced perspective is generally a fag.
>>11387851>tfw your dog never does such cute things
http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/422/animal/outdoor-fun-ii.html>those gruntsThis dude is an animal, he made a full size mare cum
>>11387871Can you smell it MLPG?
>>11387850not much brochachojust taking a break from posting Rarity as much as I do to focus on the more apple things in life
>>11387878But what does this have to do with mlp?
>>11387877dogs are never cutea cute dog is a catit's the law.
>>11387871I think we need more dragons of all types.
>>11385245Did you see that look she gave shining when she was flirting with him? She wanted his cock bad, I wish I was him so I could get some qt mature southern belle pussy
>>11387901>a tiny pony will never do that to you
>>11387775I'm hoping some people buy it during the summer sale so we can finally get a game going.Wishful thinking.
>>11387902woah there sailorI saw her first
>>11387902Yes, horse are very sexual and lack human inhibitions
>>11387901I want a crocodile.
>>11387886A full size horse is about the same size as Celestia, how baller would it be to make a fucking magic unicorn princess shudder in ecstasy and cream all over herself?
>>11387917Don't worry, it'll be out soo-... Eventually!
>>11385279It's a friday night, I'm sure everyone is just out with friends having a good time. Post numbers will be back up soon enough.
>>11387851Saffron pls, what are you doing
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1967973?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eeejust one morepls
>>11387919Just look at dem badass teeth. Who needs an attack dog when you have a fucking attack croc?
>>11387902>matureHow old is she supposed to be anyways, like 40? I don't know what type of southern accent she has, I think it has a name, but it's adorable.
>>11387898>tfw browsing dragonmode MLPG and /tg/ dragon thread at the same timeaaaw yiss>>11387913Is it fun?
>>11387924she's being sillyand no-one can stop her
>>11387774That's the one that was a pet and killed because the neighbors were retarded, right?
>>11387943I think 40ish is a good approximation.They only get better with age
>>11387834>>11387875Aw.I was hoping they were really that big. Imagine taming one and using it as a mount.You'd get to feel like an Orc/Moblin when you rode into town on a GIANT FUCKING BOAR.
Have you masturbated your pony today?
>>11387906>suddenly these feels
>>11387851Dogs are fucking filthy shit-smelling animals that have no ability to think for themselves and will keep coming back to you even if you beat its ass every day, dogs are stupid
>>11387969the perfect pet for you
>>11387945aw shit /tg/ is having a dragon thread?
>>11387959Yeah, I'd imagine she's picked up some tricks over the years that could make you groan like a wounded animals
>>11387966I do that before and after every meal.And when I get bored.And when they get bored.
>>11387954>tfw no silly qt dd gf
>>11387972>tank is tired of your shit
>>11387972no why ;_;
>>11387960>taming onelelBut a 700 pound boar is still probably big enough to ride assuming you could.
>>11387966I don't masturbate to pony
>>11387986what do you think it's like to get a blowjob from that dragon?
>>11387972I'd never thought I'd be afraid of zombie turtles.Fuck.
>>11387966I don't own a pony, but assuming it was female, I would have sex with it as often as I could, feed it lots of treats, brush and shampoo her often, and play with her in the yard
>>11387987would she be able to compete with Harshwhinny?
>>11387945Yeah, it's pretty fun especially when you have friends to play it with. It's usually pretty cheap during the summer sales as well.
>>11387914>Sweetie Belle would never climb on your body to the top>She would never be amazed by the height once she get there>"Anon, let go over there! Giddyup!
>>11387878>horses actually make an UNF sound when they're cummingholy shit
>>11388013So how's the new Animal Crossing game?
>>11388003what even is that thing
Ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies
>>11387987>lost virginity to older womanIt's true what they say. The pussy is looser, but better.
>>11388008What if it was male?
>>11387993Uh, I don't think they're the same dragon.
>>11388013Well, statistically, the odds are in your favor that both you and the Earth will still be around when it comes out.
>>11388025I can't contest that claim
>>11388017One day I will break and click one of those links.And I already know that I will deeply regret it.
>>11387972Nature is so fascinating...>>11387986>>>/tg/25437143mostly dead at this point, but it was nice while it lasted I guess. Also some nice pastebins. Not a lot of smut, if that's what you're looking for.
>>11388018>nature>not an ancient alien horror that has returned to harvest the earth
>>11388027It's a sea dragon spawn.
im trignore that thingy on the corner of her head im too lazy to change it an resave>>11387684downloading now. someone bought it for me for christmas a year or so ago but i could never play it
>>11388027Just another terror of the deep.I wouldn't worry about it, anon.
>>11388040Yes, this is perfect.Never interested in smut. Comedy, maybe a little romance and suggestiveness thrown in.But never smut.
>>11388048I'm not normally one to nope at things like this but.NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE
>>11388009They each have their own charms. Harshwhinny is a cruel mistress who loves to make you squirm and knows exactly where all the spots that make you moan are. Chickadee is a sweetheart who knows what you like, and gives you the slowest, most sensual loving she can, and loves to give you mindblowing orgasms, then cuddle afterwards.
>>11388041you just described nature, anon
>>11388048Can I get one of those as a pet?
>>11388033well I'm not a sick faggot fuck so I wouldn't do any of that
>>11388056You don't even see the whole thing though, anon.It slower drags the fish underground, while it struggles the whole way.
>>11387993"T-totally not gay, I swear!" type things are so fucking cute. I wish there were more of them, even though I'm straight.
>>11388066>It slower drags*slowlyI really need to start proofreading my posts.
>>11388018>Mantis shrimp>Have the most advanced eyes in the animal kingdom>Eye adaptation gives them perfect accuracy - their attacks never miss>They have a piercing attack which can imbed their spear-like arms completely into animal flesh>They have a crushing attack so powerful that a two inch long mantis shrimp can shatter aquarium glass>They make a horrifying clicking sound whenever they move>They live camouflaged in silt, making them very easy to step on >They can grow up to a foot long
>>11388048hmm...this is giving me ideaswhat else you got?
>>11388039I'll just do it once, just to know what it's like. OK, maybe I'll only do it on weekends, I can handle it. Well maybe I can do it a few days during the week too, oh jesus I can't stop what have I done
>you will never help pony into their milking rig
>>11388061Don't test me, anon.
>>11388048There's a reason mankind is planning to colonize the stars and not the deeps. We already know too much, and the government is trying to protect our fragile minds from dark secrets that are best forgotten.
>>11388072Why is it I want to cuddle stallions? They look so cute and huggable.
>>11388065I don't get why people are OK with beast but not gay beastIt's not like you can reproduce with a horse
>>11388057dominating, sure. but cruel?
>>11388026>So how's the new Animal Crossing game?I don't have a 3DS
>>11388075I'm more interested in Chimera fish.
>>11388090That will be fixed soon hopefully, if that anon was telling the truth
>>11388090do you want one
>>11388075tell me where they live so I can avoid those areas
>>11388088Not outside of Equestria, anyway.
>>11388090Hey GG I dont have a 3ds eitherDo you want to have a not 3ds party
>>11388090I find this image funnier when I make myself see the mouth as an eye and the right eye as the mouth.
>>11388088It's just that horse pussy is superior in every way to stallion asshole. I have no attraction to male animals whatsoever. Mares can milk you dry with their vag muscles, they're nice and warm, wet, and velvety soft.
>>11388075The most important question is how does it taste
>>11388091that thing doesn't look so scaryit's just a fish
>>11388091Well those are more commonly called ratfish - chimaera is one of the taxonomic orders, I forget which.Anyway they're kind of little bitches. They dont do much. They're the wimpy cousin of sharks.
>>11388080>You'll never sit with her and keep her company while it milks her>You'll never ask her how work was>You'll never bottle up the milk for your foals>You'll never be a stay at home dad with a working pone wife
>>11388101>kill it>cook it>dip it in cocktail sauce>eat it
Does the Acekard work the the 3DS? I don't want to spend money.
why arent you making a new horse
>>11388088Some people don't like their penis being covered in shit.
>>11388083More like 1 atm is easier to work with than 1000
>>11388075You failed to mention that when they do their attack, it illuminates the area. They make light, and the mechanism isn't understood.
>>11388111Stallion dick > mare pussy
>>11388080>you will never be pon getting mliked
>>11388116Fine asshole be that way.
>>11388096oh yeahshit how did I forgetI'm still waiting to see how he wants to do this thing
>>11388123I want to get hammered with that horse and let her do filthy, depraved things to me
>>11388141>>11388111What about a compromise? Futa mares for everyone.
>>11388141>not mare dick
>>11388143Oh boy what flavor
>>11388141You are so wrong it's not even funny anymore.
>this underwater horror showNow I know why Lovecraft, GG, and LK all had their eldritch abominations come from underwater
>>11388151>not doing filthy, depraved things to her
>>11388124i dunno about acekard but fuck you might as well go for the DSTWO if you're getting a flashcart. It works for DS, GBA, GBC, NES and a few more emulators, but as far as I know there aren't any flashcarts that can do 3DS yet (though im not too well versed in it anyway.)
>>11388165only a couple of Lovecraft's monsters came out of the ocean
>>11388152How about just juicy mares that wink and squeeze so hard that they can make you cum without you even having to thrust?
>>11388188I need to pull my old mare collection off my laptop and upload some good winking vids for you guys, I've got some hot shit
>>11388181But then you can't also jerk their fat horsecock as it throbs and flares, gushing viscous spunk all over their face.
>>11388111>Anal winkingcaptcha: stallnd heaven
>>11388206actually I was thinking about Applejack
>Eldritch horros killed all the Sea PoniesOr they were corrupted to a fate much, much worse than death
>>11388101Mainly shallow habitats. Usually less than 100ft. They like the reef environment or a silty environment.
>>11388209But that's gay and it doesn't make me cum
>>11388165Some interesting creatures live under da sea, anon.Some creatures we should hopefully never see.
>>11388217there's a reason ponies are just fine with murdering fish
>>11388180They all came from space, but some went to live in the water.
>>11388221But it makes pone cumYou can't be that selfish that you'd deprive her of half her pleasure
>>11388222something that big could never live under such massive amounts of pressure
>>11388165I actually have a pretty extensive backstory involving the undersea horror from RubyQuestbut that's a story for another time
>>11388235Sure I can, because I'm not gay.
>>11387778Hadn't seen HWE in a long while. That was fun to see again.Good night mlpg.
>>11388236Giant squids do.
>>11388235but I can make a mare cum at the same time as me
>>11388165They came from deep beneath the ocean
>>11388236Or so you think. We may never know.
>>11388238Or, to put it another way, you've already told that story, but not yet.
>>11388236>What is a blue whale
>>11388221Is it gay though? You're getting your dick milked by the velvet-covered iron grip of her winking marecunt.
>>11388227and some in the Arcticand Egyptand New Englandformless horrors from beyond the stars really love New England
the ocean is less terrifying than the surface
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=INJ5Tk7Nbi4These things are six feet long.
>>11388222What if, under the sea, there lives an immortal creature? One based around sheer survival instead of reproduction, like the largest organism that has ever lived and still lives, the Pando?perhaps someday we will know
>>11388260Pony is less terrifying than both.
>>11388258New England = best EnglandCT niggas represent
>>11388222Man, imagine you are sitting in your tiny research submarine, driving through the complete darkness of the deep ocean and then suddenly that fucker shows up in front of the window.I'd crap my pants and probably die from a heart attack
>>11388267I had a dream once that I was exploring the cave and found the original life form. It was a huge blob and ate everything that fell or drained into its chamber
>>11388267or maybe, there's kaijus
>>11388267Well, Lobsters are effectively immortal, so why shouldn't there be something thousands (or tens of thousands) of years old down there?
pones are pretty cute.
>>11388410They're incredibly cute.Too cute in fact.also there's a new thread>>11388271
>>11385265ASS MAKE IT A LITTLE BIT BIGGER