Old thread: >>11378002Topic: Let's discuss things that are soft, quiet, and pony.
Pony is
>>11381475Sounds like Fluttershy.
Give me your best insults, MLPG
NOM
>>11381531Fgt
If that estim guy is still here, is there a way you can buy the $20 estim box rather than make it yourself?
HEY GUYS EQUESTRIA GILRS IN 24 HOURS ALMOST
>>11381475
So anything interesting?
>>11381545go fuck your traps
>>11381543>>11381545stay classy MLPG
>>11381545
>>11381531meeee willy Meeee willy... TromboneThis ... is a story Story about youStory about fag
>>11381545But there are no midnight showings.
>>11381543in before everyone gets their dicks burned off
Why do people think the moon is made of cheese? Maaan, what kind of cheese is gray? BAD cheese.
>>11381534>Dash giving one of the guards a mindblowing slow blowjob while looking up at him with hungry eyes, trying as hard as she can to get him to groan and grunt
Will ponies be friends forever?
i live near one of the theaters playing EQG. i will park outside and get pictures of bronies.
>>11381558>tfw Willie and Bil are ded
>>11381531I got your pony waifu pregnant
I did a pony I think
>>11381551wat
>>11381483you saw that on mental floss today too huh?i already heard of it, since it very common during the hypnagogic period >>11381505Well, you all have weakened my resolve. AOTS was really good, so I tried Nijicho or whatever that dailydose, meem you all have here. Just one animufag probably forcing it. but regardless i finally tried it. and the first couple were cute enough, not to raise my blood pressure when i see those shovel faces. And as result I finally watched Little Witch Academia today. Which was really cute. Even made an account on Pivix because of it.
>>11381582I can't wait to hear if there are any stories of bronies getting in trouble from filming or taking pictures
>>11381588but they aren't
>>11381531Welcome back to /mlp/traitorPic related
>>1138154520 and 40 hours actuallyIt premieres at the Los Anageles Film Festival at 4 PM
>>11381531you're a faget.
>>11381575One like this?http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/641/animal/mare-blowjob.html
>>11381543Not that I know of, sorry. I know you can buy "muscle massagers" on amazon for "personal health" or a tens unit on amazon, but those are fairly unimpressive and you can't use your own audio files for them
>>11381591i like it, the eyes sell it. the forelimbs look short, but that could just be the perspective.
>>1138160660 hours?!
>>11381606Fuck I meant 20 hours and 40 minutes
>>11381604They were for a little bitAlso if you beef the ending like a dummy
This one is soft but quite loud.
>>11381580they will slowly drift apart as they start to get married and have foals>i just made myself sad
>>11381580Yes. Ponies will always be friends forever
>>11381531You are my best friend!
>>11381601i am pretty sure most people dont care
>>11381633Well, they'll still have to stay in contact since they're all princesses.
Why aren't you watching Adventure Time, ATG?
>>11381637Best friends forever?
>>11381615Oh I guess you can check out http://www.happystim-usa.com/catalog/c12_p1.htmlBut like I said, a lot of those units don't support custom audio files
>>11381630sweetie is a good pony
>>11381628oh yeah good pointthank hoborg
>>11381649Because it's such a boring cartoon with no emotion whatsoever.
>>11381606>actual film festival>pony moviewhat has this world come to
>>11381591Front limbs too shortPinkie has fluttershy's eyesStreak through pinkie's hair should be that boldOnly complaints i have, better than i'd do.
>>11381545can we go one thread without mentioning EQG
Whats the best way to keep yourself from masturbating?
>>11381676>hair should beshouldn't be**
Does anyone have that comic the piss made about scruffy deleting the generals?
>>11381682remove genitalsremove limbsremove pleasure center from brain
>>11381678it's the only thing that's happening right now, anon.
>>11381682You don't think about it. Simple as that.
>>11381615Damn, guess I'm gonna have to build my own. I'm really curious about estim now, I watched some hands free orgasm videos and I've never seen anybody spurt like that, like a fucking volcano. That must feel so good.
I actually had some time to work on horses today. I'll probably end up blending the colors later, but I think this looks pretty cool, so I'm going to share it.
Yes. The best of best friends forever
CapperHow does it feel that your hard work gets whored out to these profiteering shit websites? At least there's no shitty watermark on this one.
>>11381682Every time you feel like masturbating, just go down into your rape dungeon and rape one of your prisoners.
>>11381678Right, because the masturbation discussion is SO pony related
>>11381682draw porn
>>11381707l-lewd
>>11381682why would you want tomasturbation is healthy and naturali don't know why so many people feel guilty about it
>>11381723I remember when masturbation wasn't pony related...I miss 2010`
>>11381750I miss 2009
>>11381723it's the one hobby we all have in common, a craft that we're all trying to perfect
>>11381749I do it 4 times a day.
I like sweetie bot. Her primary function is failure. What would the cutie mark for that be?
>>11381682Start a stash folderAny time you have the urge to fap to a picture of a video, save it or the link to it and put it in your stashThen when you finally crack you can go back to all the stuff that got you going
>>113817472monsterhigh4me
>>11381706Do you still need the guide? Also, don't be down if you don't cum from the first time. You need to have a certain mindset during the session.
>>11381744~
>>11381759EFG
>>11381761>picture of aor a
>>11381755maybe have one or two big cums a day instead of four small ones?
>>11381755than you're 4 times healthier
>>11381759XBone
>>11381682Just do it less. Try once or twice a week, but go really slowly and sensually. try to tease yourself as long as possible, the orgasm will be worth it
>>11381759
>>11381707Shhiiiit goattrain this is really niceAlso we're playing TF2
>>11381754i'm trying to perfect suicide.i've got the method, i just need to get some logistical issues sorted out
>>11381606>72 minutes of those things
>>11381682by masturbating
>>11381781
>>11381791That explains the ded. Oh well!I'm about to go to the movies, otherwise I'd hat.
>>11381764No, I've got it saved. Any audio files you'd recommend for a beginner? What about electrodes? Also, tri-phase means that there's 3 different connections, like one under the head, one at the base, and one on the balls, right?
>>11381707YOU ACTUALLY WERE PRODUCTIVEGOOD WORK GOATGoddam goat what would I do to that Rarity. Goddamn why did you have to draw something like that
>>11381807oh shit that's rightMitt Romney tried to kill Arthur!
>>11381660She's evil.
>>11381707
>>11381815http://kyrospawn.deviantart.com/art/MLP-FIM-Soundboard-V8-4-244757196
>>11381820I apologize. It'll never happen again.
>mlpg meetup>everyone is standing around awkwardly, fidgeting and shifting their weight from side to side>somebody mentions masturbation>everyone lights up and gets excited, exchanging techniques and tipsit's an ice breaker for all of us
>>11381846Id bring my collection of rubber vaginas.
fuck the police comin straight from the undergroundyoung nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
>>11381842WAIT WHAT NOTHERE NEEDS TO BE DRAWINGS LOF RARITY LIKE THAT IN MORE DRESSES, LIKE THE ONE FROM THE COVER OF HER MICRO AND SO ON
>>11381846We should make Braeburned our host
>>11381846>5 minutes later everyone's completely naked and jerking eachother off
>>11381846I'd bring photos of vintage jizz towels
>>11381846>>11381866http://mlpg.co/unf/res/325.html
>>11381764Also, have you ever tried estim while high? I'm reading smartstim and people rave about it.
>>11381862Just don't leave your drink unattended with him around
>>11381892I'd leave my drink unattended around him.
>>11381860shining a light in my face and for what?maybe it's because I kick so much butt, I kick ass
UUUUUUNNNNNNNNFFFFFF
>>11381846>hanging out trying to focus on my drink and my phone>conversation shifts to masturbation>attempt to escape and evade detection
>>11381899And wake up with no kidneys?
>>11381815Don't really have an recommended audio file. Try them all. Triphase is when there's three connections. You have a stereo set up like this+ - Left+ - RightYou connect left - and right - to a common trode, like an prostate anal plug and the left + and right + to the other parts where you want to be stimultated, like the head and the balls
>>11381861you've brought this on yourselfgoodbye forever
>>11381862
>>11381862>everyone praises him as The Bringer of Dicks>turns out he's far less than everyone expected
>>11381846>someone says "X is best pony">Everyone starts fighting out of fucking nowhere>MLPG appears in the headlines of the newspapers: "GAYS STARTED AN INTENSE ORGY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET"
>>11381901um...no... ...
>>11381892>"hm...my scotch seems a lot thicker than it was a moment ago">braeburned came in it.
>>11381939GULP
>>11381846>>11381862>>11381918But I just want to go to draw and chill with people.
>>11381948Well too bad.That's what would actually happen anyway.
>>11381900cause I'm the type of nigga that's built to last, if you fuck wit me, I put my foot in your ass
>>11381910What have I done. Oh god what have I done. I can't lose him. I can't live if you die. My husbando is already ded. Please giant don't do this to me. Don't leave me alone. I'm sorry I think you have horrible opinions. Okay no I'm not but I kinda respect your right to have opinions.DON'T LEAVE ME NIGGA PLEASE
>>11381947>>11381939When did mlpg turn into a gay /b/read circle jerk?
>>11381707putting paladin's value stuff to work eh?
>>11381962Since always
>>11381910fine go, its not like i save and use your stuff b-baka
Reminder that Celestiaquest resumes in 14 hours and 20 minutes.
>>11381939I've already thrown up once today, and would rather not do so again.
>>11381962There's only a few fags but they're an obnoxious vocal minority. Trap loving homos are the worst, though.
>>11381962February 2012
>>11381956That's some Crazytown level rhyming, bro
68.232.162.224:27015bonbonYou know what it is~
>>11381846>>11381862>countless people are fagging it up all over Braeburned>there's a small group off to the side around one table>GG and LK running a Call of Cthulhu tabletop campaign
So, Brae is around?Hows that cum animation cumming?
Would you pay hundreds of dollar to awkwardly hug one of the CMC VAs?
>never smoked pot>people keep saying how good edging stoned isWhat does it feel like? I have friends that smoke it but I never wanted to try it until recently.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/hey guysthis is still happeningI strongly encourage any one how want to learn art to join
Friday night hats.68.232.162.224:27015Pass: bonbonIts totally not a complete sausage fest tonight.
>>11381882when was this site created?
>>11381885I haven't, but I should one day. Though doing it with a blindfold on and having someone control your computer remotely is a hell of a thing
>>11381987crazytownhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHaOul8gVVc
>>11381860My name is Malcom X, and I came to have sexso hit me on my cell with a nasty text
>>11382014more then two year ago
>Love is in the air as Katie Cook and Andy Price reveal the secret history of Shining Armor and Princess Cadence’s love! Before they were royalty, they were two teenagers who had no idea how to talk to each other! Find out how the romance started right here!
>>11382012>>11381996that map change double bump
>>11381996>>11382012>posting it twiceYou guys really are desperate aren't you?
>>11382021
>>11382018I heard about that, there's some program where you can have someone stim you over the internet, right? Stoned orgasms are fucking great, I can't imagine how intense an estim one would be.
>>11381719I guess I'm more surprised than anything.I mean I'm aware that many of the episode screencaps get passed around between websites and it always gives me a chuckle when I see one that we made show up elsewhere, but that's to be expected.I just didnt expect that board caps would have any value or interest to people who dont browse the site or are affected by them explicitly.how much of this do you think ends up on Reddit by people in search of points or karma or whatever they call it?
>>11382005it variesit makes me feel sleepy and it just amplifies my senses
>>11382038You should come play with us Shiny.
>>11382047crazytown was ghetto
>>11382014Uhh, Within days of /mlp/ being created. Someone bought the domain while we where still on /co/ just in case.
>>11382007>You need to have a Skype accountThis is some bullshit.And how would you know if someone is from MLPG or not? Most of the people here are anons.
>>11382048Technically you could just use teamviewer. We should probably talk about this somewhere else
>>11382044Just report it as spam.Or post it over MLPChan
Anyone got a good site for resizing gif's?I need this under 30kb
>>11382021http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irn9FYJP2fYI love NWA
>All of Rift is now Free to Play>wow killer
>>11382012ill be back in later maybe
>>11382071photoshop.com
>>11382051i would if i could, but, my computer is dicks
>>11382056You show your Official MLPG Insignia of course. You do have one right?
>>11382004No because I am not a pedophile. Even if I was, I have negative money.
>>11382079Ahh okay. I'll try to be less annoying. Enjoy your icecream.
>>11382056you don't need to have a skype, you just need a way to talk to your partner
>>11382071I'll give it a shot.
>>11382071For what? A Twitter avatar?
>>11382071
>>11382110I love you
>>11382071is that for a avatar for steam or are you making a custom gif spray?
>>11382110>just tried to post my version>duplicate file detected
Damn those toys are ugly
>>11382128You can't be serious.
>>11382131e-eyebrows...
>>11382122I love you too~>>11382128Did you reduce the colors to 32 as well?
>>11382128it was you from the very near future
So how long until there's a torrent for Equestria Girls?
>>11382088Just get a job.
>>11382131>hasbro.txt
>>11382005There's two different varieties of weed, indica and sativa. Indica is more fuzzy and sedating, sativa is really clear and energizing. But most strains are hybrids anyways, unless you live in a medical state or grew it yourself, you really don't know what strain you're smoking. Indicas are better for jerking off because they give you a really nice body high, I remember one of my first times it felt like waves of pleasure going through my body and sensations of touch were amplified. I decided to masturbate and I could feel the orgasm coming, getting stronger and stronger, and it got so intense that I moaned out loud and I just exploded. It was like one of those first few dry orgasms where it made your whole body shake.
>>11382154the camrip should be made tomorrow
>>11382131i still think twilights neck is missing
>>11382146>>11382148Yes
>>11382004No, but in 5 years I would pay hundreds of dollar to fucking plow Michelle Creber
have a Blueblood. I'd try a Renne if it wasn't so goddamn late already.
>>11382131Why would you steal Twilight's neck, anon?
>>11381682get off of the internet
*Squelch*
>>11382155U mean a blowjob? Cause I blow my job and it wasn't pretty. It was white.
>>11382190splorge
>>11382172>only 1920x1080
>>11382183Wait on the thumbnail it didn't had that text.Spike stop tricking me.
>>11382172Ah, I was going to try reducing the frames manually by deleting the extras and adjusting the delay for each one to account for them, but it would have taken too long.
>>11382176that wouldn't even buy a voice mail message
>>11382190*fetish*
How many times will pone ask pone's self "why?"How many times will pone cry?
>>11382172Why do you have an episode, that's survived two crashes, open in photoshop?
ONLY 2 MORE DAYShttp://mlpeg.co
QUICK I NEED MORE PINK PONYPICTURE RELATED, IT'S PINKEST PONY
I only use my other 2 for gaming
>>11382181Thanks kevin! I actually laughed a little
>>11382168>>11382183But she has a neck
>>11381682legit, eat a can of double noodle soup once every 36 hours
Right'o taking a request, still working on the cheesecake pony looking into pencil techniques for textures like whip-cream. I'll be doing it while watching lord of the rings return of the king extended edition, so I won't be back for a while.
>>11382224Oh... okay...
>>11382237Rarity riding a flying Twilycorn
>>11382110>>11382128>gimp crashed as I was trying to do the same thingGG no re.
>>11382209Because gif making
>>11382224Nigga u blind
no she dont
>>11382176She will not be cute then.
>>11382131>this is the reason EG was madeI hope you're happy Hasbro
>>11382244What a ugly not pink pony
>>11382172>>11382254Jailbait pls
>tfw you realize that there are only a few ponies with eyebrows.
>>11382221
>>11382190
>>11382224
>>11382224Colorblindness is a terrible thing.
FAMILIAR FACES THAT I'VE NEVER SEEN
>>11382280I am in fact not Jailbait.
>>11382224>filename
Damn just rewatched S2.This shit is great
>>11382275I'll take them all, to go.including the bald one
>>11382278Both look better than AJ
>>11382244>>11382287>>11382295why are you all posting blue ponyanonymous asked for pink
>>11382280I can confirm for fact that JB is indeed ded
Every time I see a straight pony pic I can't help to imagine being the mare, just getting railed by some strong stallion.How do I fix this?
>>11382281>dat tongue>dem eyes>dat everythingunf
>>11382190>>11382286Red Ribbon eating Jell-O while motioning suggestively with her eyes?
>>11382315that comb is horrifying
>>11382297Haha, that coffee holder is adorable and functionalI love it
>>11382315>a comb made to look like fluttershyNOPE.
>>11382320
>>11382315>that hatWhat the fuck is this shit?
Who here is going to take their laptop to the theater and livestram Equestrian Girls for us?
>>11382297I can't tell if they're just waking up or they're just old
>>11382327Hold left on the C-Stick and press Z, R, L, R, A, B in that order. You'll get a de-gay conformation message if you did it right.
>>11382349
>>11381475>soft>quiet>ponySoooo no loud ponies? Aww...
>>11382363Just waking up. Coffee and muffin = breakfast.
>>11382363why can't the y be both
Which pony enjoys straight sex the ost?
>>11382327Fixing it would imply that's a problem.
>>11382049I just hate the fact that these websites have drones that go out for them and get everyone elses content and posts it on their site.
>>11382359YOU WANTED AN AJ TOY WITH A HATNOW TAKE IT
If Michael Jackson was alive would he be a brony?
>>11382349>>11382366>tfw mlpg will never becoke /ck/
what was the best fap you ever had to ponyMine was a picture of Vinyl sucking cock
>>11382376Wanting to be a mare to the point where you have dreams about it isn't a problem?
>>11382297I'm not the only one who finds ponies doing everyday normal things like buying groceries or working abnormally cute right?
>>11382375These pones.
>>11382393>tfw waking up in the morning and pretending to be fucked in doggy position by a stallion as you play with your morning boner
>>11382391Either that one Tentacle Dash pic or that one pic of DT being fucked by a human while Silver Spoon is laying next to her, dazed and cum dripping from her vag.
>>11382406No, you're not. There's 7 billion people on this planet. You're never the only one.
>>11382383This is the third AJ toy with a hat and it's still the wrong hat
>>11382441BULL FUCKING SHITI AM THE ONLY PERSON BORN TO MY PARENTS THAT'S ME YOU MOTHERFUCKING SHITMUNCHER
>>11382391I had a wet dream about getting a rimjob and blowjob from Berry Punch. It was semi-lucid, I could control the dream a little. It was super vivid and I could feel what was happening in the dream. I was about to cum and she switched to deepthroating me and I came down her throat, then I woke up with a mess in my pants.
>>11382391"Fuck her again, she makes funny noises!"
>>11382441I never got why people get mad at others for using the "Am I the only one" phrase
>>11382459>fapping to a Kloudmutt drawingAnon really?Really?
>>11382459>fifteen times
>all the good posters left to play tf2>all the sex/fetish posters are left
>>11382456>not knowing about the aborted fetus the dog almost dug up. i have something to tell you Cletus
>>11382463Because it's an irritating passive-aggressive leading question.
>>11382463Because it's so hilariously stupid. You would get your point across in a much less moronic manner by asking 'am I the only one HERE', or 'does anybody else here'.
sometimes you are the only one
>>11382473Not even a horse can have that much stamina and cum
whathaveIDONE
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>11382498Nothing productive all day
>>11382486The "here" is implied though.Are you literally autistic?
>>11382498how could Ibe so blind
>>11382510Not him but I am.What the fuck you have against autism?
>>11382495This isn't a horse, it's a magical pony.Magical ponies have no limit on how many times they can cum, and every spurt is as strong as the first.
>>11382525>this is how Applejack's father died
>>11382472>tfw you used to fap to his stuff all the time
>>11382495Well he is a Wonderbolt I'm sure he's bursting with stamina among other things.
>>11382463Mostly because people use it when describing very common, agreeable notions. Kind of like those kids on youtube who comment on a song about how "they're sorry for how their generation doesn't know real music" and how "they're still listening to this in 20XX">>11382456you weren't the first sperm your dad made. I dunno, there's that.
>>11382510Nah, I like cuddling too much.And this is the internet. Nothing is ever implied.
>>11382525u-unf
Why is she so mad MLPG?
>>11382383
>>11382503WHEN YOUR RIFE WITH DEVESTATION
>>11382551Pinkie Pie ate her pizza.
>>11382518all is lost
Super Mario World was the best mario game
>>11382551she's using store-brand garbage bags
>>11382564Link to new trailer?
>>11382315>don't jump through the portal>don't jump through the portal>don't jump through the portal>don't jump through the portal>don't jump through the portal
Equestrian Girls?More like Equestrian Grils!Cause its gunna burn!
>>11382521Nothing actually.I feel bad for using stupid ass 4chan slang now
>>11382564Where was I?
>>11382556>Equestrian Girls>Equestrian>trian>n
>>11382583you going to ready tonight?
>>11382503What is this from?
>>11382237Inky you rock
>>113825844chan turns the stupidest things into buzzwords.
>>11382588GG are you really going to Bronycon with your dick painted black?
>>11382551Can't decide on her fucking voice.
>>11382579There was a new trailer for that thing? How many new things have happened this past week?
>>11382583read*
Capped because I can
>>11382391reading EAs rarity ficwhile having pic of discos futa rarity upwhile having white chance in my assplus using rarity colored fleshlightalso i was highand alone at the house so i could be loudalso while eating carls jr six dollar western burger
>>11382551night thread talking about Larry
Good morning MLPGI had a dream where I ruined every relationship I had and killed myself againThis time I even fucked it up with you guys somehow
>>11382588spoiled allspoiled all
>>11382616Happy to help, anon.
>>11382583It's going to burn alrightburn a hole in MLPG's collective walletAs anons run to the theater to see it overand overand over again
>>11382564How much of the theatre's do you expect to be filled with bronies? Actually little girls?
>>11382536oh man do i know that feel. that was back when pony buttcracks and ponies in panties was enough for fap. now i have some standards.
>>11382623kraut pls
>>11382610>>11382593I got work tomorrow, but I guess I could do a chapter if people want.Might need a few to get...properly motivated
>>11382637>all those little girls covered in brony jizz
>>11382604>GG are you really going to Bronycon with your dick painted black?I hope I'll see you there anon
>>11382623that just means you care
>>11382645More standards or just more fetishes?
>>11382498>>11382518>>11382564>>11382629http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vGW7EfFSk6QHere lies poor old Jack.
>>11382631WRITE SOME MORE FAGETTHE SMAREBOORU HASN'T BEEN UPDATED IN WEEKS
>>11382623It's called the future anon, not a dream.
So why the fuck is Hasbro putting this movie out on Father's Day? What kind of kid would drag their dad to this on Father's Day?What the fuck kind of adult would go to this on Father's Day instead of visiting their dad provided he still lives and is not estranged?
>>11382653no joke/10
>>11382623I've dreamed of ponos the past couple daysweird but I'm not complaining
>>11382616>high pony fapsthe fucking best, unf
>>11382661OH SHIT IT REALLY WAS YOUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>11382661GG if you do this I willbeg for your autograph like a little bitch and ask for a picture
>>11382623Fuck you I hate your guts.Leave this board. Leave and never come back.Just kidding don't
>>11382670These days I do my work in Skype or on my general in /unf/I don't actually upload anything to smarebooru myself.
>>11382660hey, stop that. i'm taking my nieces to a showing and really hope that shit doesn't happen.
>>11382679Damn, now I wanna get baked and bust a nut but I'm dry. Guess I'm smoking resin, I want to cum fucking hard.
68.232.162.224:27015passWe gorge now
>>11382683You won't even know it's him, though.
>>11382672Dads who wanna spend time with their kids on Fathers Day and consider going to the movies together as spending time?Adults who dont live near they're dads?Fathers Day is just a hallmark holiday anyway
>>11382684even in jest, that is not very nice. especially after someone had an emotionally charged dream.
>>11382711>forgot the passwordI should probably go to sleep
>>11382679its dangerous. everything is hotter when high. once i accidentally fapped to nanaki by mistake.
>>11382712It's a chance that Im willing to takeI want to be like GG man, he gets all of the opposite/same sex
>>11382711ya map change bump, hope you all are having fun!
>>11382539>sperm alone = humanThe stupidity of basement dwellers.
>>11382683You know what the price of an autograph will be though, don't you anon?
>>11382718And Cadbury shoehorned Valentines day to sell chocolate, big whoopall holidays are both pointless and meaningful
>>11382474>good posters>krabb>vulapa>appledan>textop hue
>>1138274530 USD?
>>11382721Alright, my apologies, Anon, keep your chin up
>>11382696Than don't sit between the screen and any bronies
>>11382745250ml?
>>11382745tree fiddyNah I dont careAs long as there's no swapping fluids
I fap to beast when I'm high, but Nanaki is crossing the line, sick fuck
>>11382773>rinsed wombs
>>11382718Then they should go to Man of Steel. The entire point of Daddy Day is spending time with your father and considering his wants and needs over your own.
Most shameful fap?
>>11382776Why do you think I'm painting my dick zebra black and cosplaying as Ice Pack in the first placethis ain't no free autograph show
>>11382799Every fap I did
>>11382704here's a nice bud macro I took a while ago, I remember this stuff making me so sleepy
>>11382743Yeah, everybody knows that human life begins when the egg is fertilized and not before.
>>11382743no basements in california, bro>>11382772that leaves the very back, where most of the masturbating is going to happen.
Ok MLPGThe Draw Fortress game has kind come to a stand still, so if anyone wants to participate give a shout in its thread on the sub, or else we're going into round 2Second, would anyone like another horrible drunken dramatic reading of Fallout Equestria tonight, or are we just hats tonight? Also a jokeWhat did the five fingers say to Lyra's face?<Hand joke>
>>11382724Does anyone know the password to that TF2 server?
>>11382769dont apologize to me!
>tfw both Bronycon and the Annual Gathering of the Juggalos are next month >tfw only enough time and cash to attend onewhy life is full of hard decisions
>>11382810Fine but you gotta be quick about it
And did I hear you say he was meeting you here today to take you to his mansion in the sky?
>>11382821bonbon
>>11382821password: sweetdrops
>>11382821Its the name of the third worst pony
>>11382810Oh, it's fake GG again
>>11382799My first one
>>11382799LMJ
>>11382825WELL THAT REALLY DEPENDS ON YOUR ORAL ABILITIES DOESN'T IT
>>11382799First time I ever fapped to beast. It was that pink pussy beastranch video, the one with the white mare in heat that's dripping cream everywhere while getting fucked. I lost it when I saw that pussy, it was perfect, so fucking pink and juicy
>>11382821INTRUDER ALERT
>>113827993D or pony?
>>11382799I have this really fucked up fantasy/thought experiment that I fap to every once in a while.Probably shouldn't post it though, it's REALLY fucked up.
>>11382817>would anyone like another horrible drunken dramatic reading of Fallout Equestria tonightI would
>>11382823I trust that you intend to bring a camera to either event to document the failure for the viewing pleasure of the internet.
>>11382858WHY ARE YOU YELLING
>>11382799that caterpillar I guess
>>11382869>REALLY fucked up
>>11382869Post it
>>11382887I don't think you understand.I once posted this fantasy to /b/ and even the balked, throwing up their hands and saying "Dude you're fucking sick."
>>11382823i was about to call you an idiot but then i realize to a normal person both of those things are equally awful
>>11382869Just post it man.What could you possibly lose?
>>11382869>EA is in this threadIt's probably notUnless you're EAThen you need to post it
>>11382913It's not me, but I'm curious too.
>>11382904MLPG's respect
>>11382822Well that was directed to that Anon, but to the Anon who it was directed to, I apologize, no hard feelings?
>>11382916But you're anonymous.
>>11382859I want to fuck a mare so bad, not even kidding
>>11382745
>>11382927NSA is always watching
There now. Y'happy?
No but seriouslyI'm not going to bronycon and I'm definitely not going to get my painted dick suckedI pretty much wiped myself out over everything that's happened in the last three weeks and I'm gonna need a while before I feel well enough to travel again, getting regular food is going to be a good startPlus it cost me like all I hadSo I'm just gonna be staying at home insteadWith my dick painted zebra-blackJust another day, you know how it is>>11382875No I love you anon
>>11382799lamiaa
>tfw you realize Zercora and FS never spoke
>>11382904Hey look, Dash isn't a virgin after allshe just got mounted!
>>11382929>you will never fuck a h horse
>>11382941Does it involve IRL lolis?
>>11382869I'll go first, then you.My fucked-up fantasy involves my stepdad fucking the girl I liked in high school, in his bedroom, with the door open while I hear everything I'm not supposed to hear in the bathroom.
>>11382927But he would know
>>11382945jalm pls
>>11382799nanaki
>>11382943Would a handy cheer you up?
>>11382943I love you too GGYou're my favorite somewhat homo I guess
>>11382959"he" who?
68.232.162.224:27015bonbonFriday night MLPG TF2! We got 16 people so far and revving up for some Equestria Girls tomorrow! Come join the autism with Tex, Krabb, Full Stop, and others!
>>11382942Happy for what? The face is totally fucked.
OH GOD THE PONIES ARE HUGGING ME. OH GOD THE HORROR. SOMEONE HELP ME PLEASE
>>11382963wake me up when they let you send handies via TCP/IP
>>11382954RD please
>>11382942slightly
>>11382943>I'm not going to bronyconDamn dude I was ready to buy your ticket
>>11382989>he doesn't know
>>11382953I will someday, it might not be until I'm 30, but I will fuck a mare eventually. My own mare, a miniature pony, just the right height with a tight little pussy
>>11382954
>>11382989They're sent over UDP
>>11382942Still an android.
>>11382989We could always play pretend, like the good old days on /b/
>>11382989does WoL count?
>>11382984Please explain.
>>11383000sorry it's on the opposite side of the country, man
>>11382982I would join but i can't into steam because this network is retarded
>>11382950
>>11383014>like the good old days on /b/back, back to this piss
>>11382049If reddit stealing /v/ oc is an indicator, anything made here ends up there. Karma is their crack and they buy it with stolen oc.
>>11383018Explain? What the hell do I have to explain. Are you blind or stupid?
>>11383021Not him butAlso I know it ain't much but if I bought you an SA account would you make some equals to this? IDK something luna/celesita?I would love you 5ever
>>11383021>giving a shit about 2 grandLike I care
>>11382940damn anon, thats good
>>11383004http://www.pornsocket.com/videos/viewvideo/417/animal/pony-mistress-4.htmlpony pussy is nice, so pink and juicy
>everyone completely misses the drawingoh well bye
>>11382984>giving attention to rossnot even once
>>11383033I'm talking about years ago, anon, likely before you were born
>>11383072W-what drawing
>>11383054>celesitaMI CELESITA PEQUEÑA
>>11383072what drawing?
>>11382954>>11382957>>11382927>>11382915>>11382904Fine. Don't say I didn't warn you.The fantasy takes the form of a psychological experiment. The goal is to determine whether or not sex at young ages is a stigma purely born out of society or if it is the way children are raised. Basic nature vs. nurture. It requires several infant girls, being raised from birth (I'd say at least four).One of the girls would be the control group. Raised completely normally and not expossed to sexual activity and contact until she begins to hit puberty and raised as a part of the outside world. On the other hand of the spectrum is the opposite extreme. A girl raised in complete isolation (including no exposure to clothing) except for contact with me and expossed to sexual stimulus from a much younger age, stepping up the level of sexual activity over time and full on fucking by 10 or 11. The other two would fall closer to the middle of the spectrum. One raised in society but conditioned on sexual activity from a younger age and one raised in isolation but not exposed to sex until puberty begins to set in.There are all kinds of other variables that can be changed in order to provide more test subjects, but four would be enough I think.
>>11383050Well if you don't have a reason, I guess what you're saying is bullshit.>>11383012In what way does she look like an android? It's the same cue taken from anime, with the big eyes and nonexistent nose. I'm genuinely curious.
>>11383072Maybe you shouldn't have spoilered it
>>11383079See that's the kind of behavior I'd expect of someone who came from that accursed boardthanks for proving a point
>>11383096And that's my fucked up fantasy.For those being exposed at a younger age, the sexual stimuli could be used as a kind of a reward system for good behavior thus adding a level to the conditioning.
>>11383054>celestia picking a suitorhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l42nCInKs1k
Colored and stuff.Need to add more armor
>>11383071Holy fuck, that's a wet mare. Those juicy squelch noises, unf.
>>11383099The arms are very Astroboy, and the hands with their perfectly straight fingers and joint-covering gloves remind me of this.
>>11383113Oh god it just keeps getting better
you guys are extra horny tonight, is it a full moon or somethingstop it, you're making me want to jack off
>>11383134Your opinion is invalid because you aren't an artist and don't know what you are talking about. Way to look like a complete tool! Congratulations!
>>11383096As a real thing? Unimaginably horriffic.As a fantasy in your mind when you're jerking off? Whatever floats your boat, man.
>>11383113Looks really neat, man.
>>11383113ponies in armor is my favorite thing. if i knew what your personal blog was i would press the like button.
>>11383134That actually makes sense, man. I'm liking that you picked up that vibe. I was hoping she'd look more like one of those ragdolls come to life, what with the limp looking arms and soft, paw-like hands. A ragdoll is more endearing than a robot, is all.
>>11383167That's one of the reasons behind the hypothetical experiment. To find out if that horrified response is due to natural or conditioned response.
>>11383126Mares get REALLY wet, when they're in heat they'll just drip juices and cream constantly
>>11383113is this the starbound species thing? I sense crossovers and modpacks
>>11383182Ah, that makes sense then.
>>11383169Would you cuddle a charging Twily?
>>11383167brae?
Would you a Faust, 6 years ago?
>>11383096>>11383109In the criminal justice system, sexually based offenses are considered especially heinous. In New York City, the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.DUN DUN
OK MLPg get in here if you want to listen my horrible horrilbe horribleness doing Fallout Equestria chapter 7http://new.livestream.com/accounts/4122811/events/2132999
>tfw anon will never tell us what picture he drew
>>11383242I would an 80-year-old Faust.
>>11383242my heart
>>11383251Would you a ded Faust?
>>11383242I'd still a Faust nowShe's very pretty and smart
>>11383242i-is she wearing no clothes?
>>11383242Yeah, Faust is hot. Even now she is, I bet she's a wild little thing in the sack, redheads can suck like nobody's business.
>>11383263si
>>11383274dooks pls
>>11383242Yes, but she'd probably be in prison right now if we did.
>>11383242I hope the verb that is missing in your sentence isn't sexual in nature, Anonymous.God is not for sexual.
>>11383242No.I wouldn't a Faust at all
>>11383195Its this actually.>>11383181http://lemon-scentpony.tumblr.com/>>11383138>>11383169Tnx
I want her to take my innocence
>>11383249It's this one>>11382940
What happens if a pony takes the stack?
>>11383300PONY IS A FUCKING THIEF
>>11383242Holy shit yesI'd fuck her so hard even though I was but a small lad just learning of porn
>>11383300250ml
>>11383299DAMN APPLE, THATS PRETTY NEAT
>>11383300Stack of what?
>>11383310So she gets 40XP for headshots, and doesn't need to sneak at all?
PLEASE ENTER A NAME
>>11383242Why >no hooves
>>11383335No, pony goes to jail
>>11383330Stack of load-increasing supplements.
>>11383342Farty.
>>11383342AMERICAN TITS
How many of you were still in grade school 6 years ago?
>>11383272>>11383264>faust is still hottake off your brony goggles you fools
>>11383342dink
>>11383345oh fuck you
>>11383342EXCALIBUR
>>11383328>everything is appleno
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quantum_immortality
>>11383330A fuck shit stack
>>11383383too bad
>>11383368Id fuck her just cause of the looks, not because of anything else
>>11383368She's an average woman her age.
>>11383323But pony is on the stack.Surely the can surpass a zebra.
Equestrian Grills soonIs your body ready?
>>11383203So glad you can see where I'm coming from. Anything that would make you like this adapted design more? Is there a certain personality you're looking for? Because I make sure she's just like she is in the show. Anything at all?
Do most artists tend to like somewhat chubby girls?
>>11383408With magic maybe
>>11383342the first name to come into my brain was poopcockwhat the fuck brain
>>11383342
>>11383411Im gonna ignore everything EqG related until I see it with muh peepers
Horses can actually cum up to 170ml in one ejaculation.
So who's going to see Equestria Girls from here? We need someone who's quality of opinions we know.
>>11383430Do magic and supplements work well together?Or are there unintended side-effects?
>>11383449Horses poop everywhere
>>11383419I think that applies to normal human beings. unless you like feeling hard bone in your partners skin. even worse when it's visible.
>>11383449That's not even 3/4 of a cup. I mean it's still a lot but c'mon.
>>11383465It is highly recommended you don't mix magic and strong and dangerous steroids like creatineThe results could be fatal
>>11383449And Zebra's have an average of 250 ml. One breed of zebras have it 350ml.Your point is?
>>11383489But the stack would still possibly push them past zebra sized loads
>>11383489You know that RL horse porn you've been watching?Most of it's fake
>>11383462sethisto and other brony famous people have already seen it at an advanced screening meant for children age 12 and under.he said it was really good
>>11383495Fatal to the one mixing? Or to the mares he beds later?
>Calling Eurobeat>It's just shitty house musicWhat the fuck.Where's my Max Coveri?Where's my Dee Dee Wonder?Why do so many fucking people like this shit?
>>11383495>Creatine>SteroidsOH SHIT HERE COMES FIT
>>11383532>Why do so many fucking people like this shitBecause it's a fad right now
>>11383512>Sethisto>Opinions >Worth a damn Choose 2
>>11383416I'm sure it's part of the ragdoll/classic animation design, but her retinas kinda weird me out.
>>11383510Nah, I'm pretty positive that horse was definately fucking that guy.
>>11383498>>11383449WHY ARE THINGS LIKE THIS COMMON KNOWLEDGE HERE
>>11383512Attention whores' opinions will never matter.
>>11383465Things get bigger
Does anyone wants to play Killing Floor?
>>11383540>not worshiping the opinion of the king bronyhow can you call yourself a true brony?
>>11383545Most, not all.
>>11383557Everything? Or just some things?
>>11383538Fucking want
>>11383547I think the question we should be asking is why isn't it common knowledge to you?
>>11383568What do you mean by fake, though?Fake horses?Fake people?Fake cum? What?
>>11383512>sethisto and other brony famous people have already seen it at an advanced screening meant for children age 12 and under
>>11383538Those look pretty loose
>>11383547Welcome to your first night thread
>>11383547Because it's hotCould you imagine cumming a whole cupWhat about trying to swallow it
>manager forces employees to wear fedorashow can this be legal??
>MLPG National Anthemhttp://youtu.be/dZbL7PVGjqg
>>11383565the only way to get your brony license revoked is by making a plush pony toy with a vagina included
>>11383601They should suit him.
>>11383580IT IS BECAUSE OF THIS PLACE. THERE ARE SO MANY THINGS I LEARNED IN ALMOST 3 YEARS IN THIS PLACE. IT'S JUST THAT I'M HAVING ONE OF THOSE OH GOD WHY DO I KNOW SO MANY THINGS ABOUT FETISHES AND HORSE FUCKING AMONG OTHERS
>>11383576Not even whole thingsOne of the most noticeable changes is The size of his flareNo doubt useful to keep all that cum in, up to a point
>>11383611So that's how Hoppip escaped...
>>11383611But only one guy has done that. Or, IS doing that, rather. Everyone else has only just made holes in the back.
>>11383601>manager forces employees to wear fedorasCruel and unusualBesides you cant force shit unless it comes from someone higher up
>>11383601Employees force their workers to wear a lot of absurd things
>>11383577I can't look at that image without getting just a little excitedwhat the hell happened to me
MAKE ME THE MOTHER OF YOUR CHILDREN
>>11383601At least he doesn't have to wear 25 pieces of flair
>>11383648DudeI'll fuck youBut I don't think those kinds of fantasies are healthy
>>11383644Applefication
marshmallowy horse cock
>>11383625I bet with effects like that he'd best learn how to cast an elasticity spell on his potential partners.
GUYS, I'M RUNNING TO THE STOREDO YOU NEED ANYTHING?
>>11383666>2 hardc0re 4 satan
>>11383681I need you to go and kill yourself
>>11383681Skittles
>>11383666who would want to fuck satan
>>11383681Get me an Arizona Iced Tea (I don't care which flavor) and some Pringles.
>>11383681Can you get me some strange blue pears?
>>11383681Yeah, could you refill this pony for me
>>11383694godit's a dominance thing, not sexual
>>11383538Yeah that looks alright I guess, but there's just something about rainbow donuts that is much more exciting
>>11383705OH GOD SHE INFECTED APPLEJACK
>>11383681Get me some escarole.
>>11383667Twilight's a very kawaii pone
>>11383681YEA BRO PICK ME UP A 12 PACK OF SURGE.
>>11383368She still is, bad angles can make anyone look bad. She's sexy as fuck for an older woman.
>>113836816 pack of pony
>>11383589Maybe for a human cock.
>>11383717Anonigga, they all kawaii
>>11383681i need more large condom for my magnum dong, thanks applebloom.
>>11383713thats rape
>>11383681One large pizza with mushroon and pepperoni3 bottles of Mello YelloA pack of Marlbaro menthols7 packs of Big League Chew3 Snickers bars, 1 with almonds1 copy of latest issue of Scientific American magazine
>>11383730False, only some pones are.
>>11383667is that like sex?
>>11383717>you now realize that you're having inderect buttsex with any pony that wears your boxers like that
>>11383730except Applejack
>>11383717purple pone, those aren't pants
>>11383726
>>11383741Apples
>>11383747y-yes ma'am
>>11383745You can't ruse me
>>11383681Get me a new driver.This one's dead.
>>11383726>>11383753Pony's criticism just makes my dick harder
>>11383762THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAY
>>11383736
>>11383762...apples are like sex?
>>11383726>>11383753I need someone to do the maths on how thick a pony cock is
>>11383779A-apple?
>>11383730>>11383738There are some kawaii pones out thereExcept for a couple of fillies and oneshots
>>11383776I-I'm sorry. I promise I won't do it again.
wwould you a scrunchy pony?
>>11383791>rocko's shorts
>>11383784APPLES!
>>11383787The maths were already done.Thinner then humans
>>11383802oops, meant shirt
>>11383794Glad you learned your lesson, anon posting Pinkie Pie images.
>>11383726>>11383753Applejack, if you were better at sex, you'd be able to make any size work.But you're not. You're just a buttslut.
>>11383791did those triangles change directions?
>>11383808dammit Applejack, you know how to talk normal
>>11383743i dont think you understand what sex is anon
>>11383790THAT'S ALL YOU CAN SAAAAAAAY
>>11383824
>>11383832That isn't possible.Triangles only have three sides.
why is she so cancelled, /co/?
That guy making the portrait of all of /mlp/'s mascots vs Scruffy finally finished it.What do you think?>>11382485
B-bark!
>>11383843A...apples?
>>11383849
>>113838461 2 3 4!
>>11383831>buttslutunf
>>11383846Well, isn't this ironic?
Oh shit goims.Its hats time68.232.162.224:27015Pass: bonbonGet yo butts in here.
>drinking at the bar one night, a very tipsy Berry Punch is there showing off her long tongue and doing various clumsy bar tricks with it>she sits down next to you and hits on you, telling you that she's curious about humans>after some slurred, not so subtle flirting, she makes a bet with you>Hey human, I bet I can make you squeal with just this tongue, no hooves, no lips, nothing but this velvety soft, warm, sexy tongue>not one to back down from a bet, you take up her wager and she leads you to her house, stumbling and weaving all the way>you're getting a feeling in your gut like you've just gotten yourself into something you'll never forget
>>11383865cute
>>11383872...apples.
>>11383873
>>11383865Indiferent
>>11383882Fuck off anon.
>>11383876What comes after 4, Applejack?
>>11383880I'll play hats tomorrow when my 360 controller arrives.
>>11383865It's dumb
>>11383845>bought a signed print from rose>she touched it with her hand>that hand she masturbates withi pretty much had sex with rose
>>11383900fag
>>11383872Applejack is a very sweaty pone
>>11383901Two...
>>11383901Apples
>>11383882>that tongue wriggling around in your urethra
>>11383915I would take Applejack up on her offer and take a bath with her.
>>11383915That humanized sweaty AJ footjob fic that Darf wrote destroyed me
>>11383906>>>>
>>11383897WE DON'T TOLERATE IMMORAL SELF BOOPING HERE, MARKER
>>11383895Are you saying you want my apples?
>>11383783and then nothing happened
>>11383769
>>11383923If you say apples one more goddamn time, I will shove a million apples into your anus
>>11383911>everybody is typing with the hands they use to jack off.>you are having cybersex with every reply >I'm doing it right now
>>11383930and then have sex with her in the bath?
>>11383925That's a little unrealistic, I'm sure she'd push her tongue down your piss slit mercilessly, but going inside is pushing it
http://i.imgur.com/1QvUCNK.pngUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>11383943I still can't stand that post-S1 mouth style
>>11383944Well, now I have this mental image of Rover keeping that expression on his face and just turning around and walking away, silently.
>>11383958APPLES!
>>11383943yes.those three apples back there look particularly delicious.
>>11383930>take a bath with her.By all means, stranger
>>11383968Who dat?
>>11383955that sounds lovely
>>11383978...This is what you wanted all along, isn't it?
All this apple pone and no Tex
>>11383967You underestimate how much control she has over her tongue and how thin it really is.
>>11383960you ever realize there's a tongue in your mouth at all times
>>11383955A hoofjob would be very nice
>>11383981Wait, so do ponies take baths all the time with strangers?
>>11383987
>>11383983
>>11383972I honestly think season 1 was the worst season
>>11383998and there's always an anus somewhere in your pants
>>11383967>piss slitunf, imagine the tip of that tongue wiggling around in there while you try not to squirm
>>11383998you ever realize there's millions of dicks in your ass right now because of the bacteria.everyone is gay
What will you do if you find Equestria Girls to be less than terrible or even actually like it?
>>11384030I prefer the terms cockhole or cumspout
>>11383985>>11384007Why don't we talk a midnight stroll in the gardens? It's quite private there.Not that I would do anything...
>>11384010They take more baths with friendsPossibly even more with lovers
GUYS, I'M BACK FROM THE STORETHEY DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING YOU WANTED
>>11384010>Wait, so do ponies take baths all the time with strangers?What's the problem?
>>11384045FUCKWHAT DID THEY HAVE
>>11384045How can they not have slim jims.Seriously, how.
>>11383865Wait, why is Marker in there? I thought she was left out?
>>11384043of course notI wouldn't dream of doing lewd things with a princess in the great outdoors
>>11384045All I wanted was an apple
>>11384013FUCK I DIDNT REALIZEFUCKKi have cp on my computer now the NSA is gonna fuck my shit thanks a lot anon
>>11384038I would boop the nearest pony
>>113840393 hours later, she finally lets you climax, then holds you down and viciously licks the post orgasmic ultra-sensitive tip of your cock just to be a cunt
>>11384063>fluttershy>wanting anything but butter
>>11384045and you just... come back with NOTHING?
>>11384073>fluttershy>wanting anything but butt
>>11384043Oh no, I hope you don't sit on my face and give me a hoofjob with those smelly hooves, I would hate that, please don't do it
>>11384073I would do things to that butt
>>11384081NO, THEY HAD EVERYTHING I WANTED
>>11384073just because she makes the butter doesn't mean she eats it
They are the prey and we are the huntersATTACK ON PONYI cant get that intro song off my head
>>11383882So she basically commits the pony equivalent of bestiality? Is she really that much of a pervert, or was it the booze talking?
>>11384062>>11384090It is a wonderful night, isn't it? Just the two of us, all alone. I can't but let my mind wander to more... devious thoughts.Shhh, it's alright, just a bit of magic. Calm down, I have nothing but the best intentions for you. Oh, what's that? You're at full attention already? I suppose I'll have to do something about that...
>>11384113me neither, and I've only seen the first episodewhere do you guys watch your animu
Did you guys hear? Equestria's favorite tv show, My Little Human, is making a spin off movie called Earth Girls, featuring the main 6 as ponies
>>11384060I think it went from only affected threads being included to everything in /mlp/. Not sure how it got there.
>>11384140please do
>>11384090Luna's hooves are the smelliest out of all the princesses, and as punishment for having naughty dreams about her, she comes into Pip's dreams and forces him to sniff her hooves for hours at a time
thanks for whoever watched my stream. Hope you enjoyed my ramblingsAlsod how about a joke?Why does Rarity and Twilight like to play volleyball?Because they get to Spike!
>>11383865>Fluttershy holding the >rape banner.
>>11384148NOOOOOOOO
>$200>reserve not met
>>11384193Meant to represent the flutterrape threads.
>>11384113>>11384148Everyone fucking dies: the anime
>>11384209I'd pay like 10 bucks for this at the most
This gif contains best and second best ponyCan you spot them?
What should I know before I play hats with mlpg?I played a couple training matches against the bots as a soldier and felt like I wasn't doing very well.
>>11384184>as time goes on, she can tell that he's pretending not to like it, but clearly he's standing at full mast and his little heart is thumping as he's consumed by strange feelings
>>11384230I see Rarity, but wheres second best pony, P🎈NK?
>>11384245All you have to know is that Team Fortress 2 is its a dead game so nothing matters
>>11384230Twilight and Rarity?
>>11384213Oh. So it has nothing to do with MLPG?
>>11384245Know that the game isn't serious.
>>11384267I only glanced at it but the whole picture has nothing to do with mlpg I believe
>>11384267considering the origins of flutterrape...nah
>>11384267It does in the Flutter rape is based soly off of Glitter Glue's comics and that /mlp/ is monkey see monkey do, but will never admit it
>>11384230Hub Logo and Red Feather?
>>11384280marker bottom right?
PONY WILL PONY PONY!!!
>>11384184>>11384252That's really fucking disgusting, just letting you know
>>11384280marker pony is in the corner
PRINCESS CELESTIA MOTHERLY IN THE BATTLE!
>>11384230#1 is AJ, but I do not see #2.>pic related
>>11384245Try pub servers, bots are nothing
>>11384173Lie down under the tree. It's so romantic out here, don't you think?Ahh, there we go. I admit, hooves are not quite as precise as those fingers of yours, but they can be quite useful, can they not?I'll take your lack of response as a positive.Both? I can certainly do that, though I don't know if you'll be able to handle it. I don't mean to brag, but I do have many years of experience.
jalm jalm jalm jalm jalm
>>11384295>>11384302Oh there we goI dont see why we'd be included, the janitor only really cleans up the r34
>>11384230Not really but I do see some best ship on that gif
>>11383865Why are they including Marker Pony in that since MLPG either agrees with the mods or just don't give a fuck at all?
>>11384322>Best shipOh it's opposite day.
>>11384322What is this, 2012?
>>11384309tfw a mod okay-ed nsfw texttoday is a good day
68.232.162.224:27015bonbonFriday night MLPG TF2! 20 People so far and someone with a voice greater then Morgan Freeman is story timing!
>>11384309Oh fuck princess, please don't stop, fuck oh fuck, keep going, holy shit don't you dare stop
>>11384326Not the artist, but at the time I asked people here were okay with it and the picture became more about the board as a whole as it went along.
>>11384353>mic spam during tf2Throws me off my groove man
>>11384358Fucking really.
>>11384052GG pls draw homogay
>>11384052gg, how many pony plushes do you own?
Trixie is worst poneUpvote if you agree and remember to click subscribe.
>>11384379>homogay>not straightgayfuck you
>>11384353Is it Jr or Duke?Either way reading during TF2 is retarded as fuck.
>>11384388>subscribeI dun get it
>>11384392>the way Jr say "yeah"unf oh god
>>11383871
>>11384392Some new guy.
>>11384353Is mlpg good at this game? I dont expect them to beand where is the host located?I cant play with you guys if server ping is like 300+ or something
>>11384438tejasmy ping is like fucking 9
Thirsty ponies
>>11384438they're somewhat decent
>>11384447God damnit gameboy. Where the hell do you live?
>>11384458I dont understand
>>11384358Stop? Like this?Hut-tut-tut, little human. You looked like you were in such distress. It worried me. See? Your chest is rising and falling so quickly! And that part of you I was touching looks so swollen, like it could burst. I wouldn't want that to happen.You want me to keep going? Are you sure? Maybe if I use my wings, the touch will be a bit gentler on your skin. Ahhh, what a silly face your making. All I'm doing is holding you in my wing. Is that really all it takes?
>>11384458That's a very blue pear
>>11384458Goddammit, EA.
>>11384374fuck Trixie I'm gonna cum, tease me and tell me how pathetic I am
>>11384392Duke's laugh warms my heart
>>11384466tejas
>>11384475>Hut-tut-tut, little humanIMMERSION RUINED
>>11384475you'd be surprised how little it takes when it's you
>>11384458>pears
>>11384499
>play videgames with guy in mlpg>seems like nice cool guy>find out his tumblr>see the blogs he follows>tons of diaper, shemale and furryah geez, i wish i didnt know this. he still nice but i can never look at him the same.
>>11384527Pears.
>>11384475Fuuuuuuck, your wings are so soft, tickle the underside of my head slow, I promise not to cum until you give me permission
>>11384537I don't understand, EA.
>>11384542Was it nanaki
>>11384509>wanting it to be humanized
