Old thread: >>11373457Topic: What do you think is each pony's favourite superhero?
ponies are gay.
More of the EqG dolls.
good question OPI say fluttershy Dr. WhoApple jax likes Superman rest not sure
Direct your drawing requests to this post.
>>11378096What do marshmallows even taste like?
unf unf kicky legs unf apple hips unf unf unf slutty old horse unf
>>11378002Dash and the Flash because they rhyme and going fast and such.
>>11378002flap flap flap flap flap flap
>>11378125Rarity in a Japanese kimono
>>11378142WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, /co/? ;_;
>>11378041issac reusing filenames>mfw
>>11378137>Two Tone legs.wat
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>>11378142More like Dash and the Hashtag 420 blaze it faggot
Can Rarity make me pretty?
>>11378002Everyone's favorite superhero is Mare Do Well./question.
>>11378137Where is Twilights NECK?!
>>11378125Rarity and Pinkie baking cupcakes
>>11378115>mfw I realized they only had the fake pony ears for a few seconds in the trailer was so they could be put on the toys
>>11378179>announcing your reportsWorse than hitler.
>>11378115I NEED TO GET A BRUSH THAT LOOKS LIKE MY FACE
>>11378125Derpy in an ugly hat.
>>11378137>>11378115>>11377996I know that a lot of people like to joke about Hasbro hating money, but in this case it might actually be real.Do they ACTUALLY think that EG can compete with Monster High with THOSE toys?
touch my butt
>>11378115>applejack doll>with hatwe asked for thiswe asked for all of thiswe asked for a pony crossing video gamewe asked for pony plushieswe asked for a pony movie in theaterswe did thisnow we must live with the consequences
>>11377996>who will win the crown, and the magic it holdsyou know what this is more offense then the plastic.
Why aren't you worshipping the sun?
>>11378137I can't googly this shit...
>>11378159Why would you say that? Are you mad at me?
There's no need for superheroes in a town with a resident real life hero.
>>11378273Well then whre the fuck is the pony crossing video gameDINO FAAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>11378279Irish blood won't let me.
>>11378273>we asked for a pony crossing video gameand we haven't got it>we asked for pony plushiesand they've been getting better>we asked for a pony movie in theatersthe hell I did
>>11378216What the heck store sells groceries and sextoys?
>>11378288>implying my waifu would ever lay her hooves on you
>>11378289_noTo any virginanon reading this: Get a chubby one. Trust me.
>>11378305The groceries and sex toys store obviously. Have you not been to Ponyville before?
>>11378056>Those youtube links.I hate you.
>>11378137>>11378115>My Little Anthro
>>11378304this is pony crossing
>>11378310Shes the one askin me to touch her butt Anon, keep your waifu in check man.Maybe she isnt getting enough from you...
>>11378305Ralph'sNo joke. They have those discreet dildoes and cock rings in the condom aisle
time for best pone
>>11378289Yep. I have to save myself for my pony waifu. Hell, I've told you this before you never listen to me.
>>11378348Anon if she was real I would give my heart and soul to that pony
>>11378351i don't want to be the slutty brazilian
>>11378326Chrysalis is a very attractive Cadance
What an ugly box.
>>11378115>>11378137So it's pretty much these from before?http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1371253010033.png
>>11378328>not shipping>not even with these flat rates.
>>11378328>hating cute thingspleb
>>11378194>Bong rips with a cloudThat must be quite an icy smooth hit.With the water vapor and all, Dash is doing some quality toking up there.
>>11378289yes anal virgini played CoC like all day, thanks anon that posted that Celestia status effect
>>11378351got to love daggering
>>11378315>>11378349You Americans think of everything.
>>11378385>tfw boxxy is in the box.
>>11378359Agreed. Just look at this qt.
>>11378407See, if the pony dolls were this pose-able, we could do something with them...THANKS OBAMA!
>>11378351God I love black people
>>11378440I love you too
>>11378440They all look the same
>>11378326fine... I'll work on a new one
>>11378407>seams and details on parts where they normally wouldn't be displayedTHEY KNOW THE TRUE AUDIENCE
Chrysalis is a very attractive __Bug__
In b4 n-word
>>11378479Okay if some says the n-word I'm gonna lol
>>11378451>You will never let Airliner blow you over with her exhaust.
>>11378359You seem confused over who best pone is
>>11378495>she will never use her vtol to massage the head of your dick
Who would win a scrunch battle?
>>11378470I honestly didn't know they were that detailed...I mean, whoa.If Hasbro went that route it would have been kinda hot.And now I can imagine bronies fighting over a monster high version of these toys.And I am scared, because I work in a toy store.Means I get a discount on my pony toys!
>>11378526Whoever wins, we lose.Due to adorable-induced heart attacks.
>>11378470i don't know why angry feminists and soccer moms are complaining about equestria girls when monster high has been around for a while now
>>11378421What a shitty horse.
where is the equestria girls porn
>>11378495>tfw no a10 pony porn
>>11378526>Harshwhinny and Chickadee ride rumble.gif
>>11378510NO! DON'T USE THAT WORD!!!NEVER USE THAT WORD!!THAT'S OUR WORD!!!!!
>>11378525>you will never be a KC-135 stallion who refuels all the plane ponies mid-air
>>11378314But I'd go for a chubby one regardless
We plane ponies?
>tfw haven't unfed lately
>>11378561Don't get your hopes down, Anon.I got what you need.
>No more art of Pinkie suitDrawfags, please rectify this situation.
>>11378545>her earring says "slut"
>>11378581unf is over
>>11378572A slutty KC-135 stallion?
I wish synch tube was still up so I could watch this with you guys holy shithttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R_EhzYOCUfw
I haven't been here in a while, I forgot how creepy it looks to outsiders
>Jessey Jessey JesseyYOU FOOLS!SHE MAY BE SUMMONED!
>>11378580Wait, is that Kraut? I have never seen this one before
>>11378583WHERE ARE THE LEAKS
>>11378558This is the Hoofbeat design but EQG styledawesome
>>11378599People from outside this board or people from /mlp/?
>>11378614Circlejerkers killed Kraut
>>11378572While the United Servo Academy Mens Chorus sings in the background.
>>11378617holy shitit took me a second to realize that wasn't shopped and that unfed is an actual word
>>11378588god why is she so cute how do i get a girlfriend who is like pinkie
>The heat of flight would have caused a smooth skin to split or curl, but the corrugated skin could expand vertically and horizontally. The corrugation also increased longitudinal strength. Similarly, the fuselage panels were manufactured to fit only loosely on the ground. Proper alignment was achieved only when the airframe heated up and expanded several inches. Because of this, and the lack of a fuel sealing system that could handle the thermal expansion of the airframe at extreme temperatures, the aircraft would leak JP-7 jet fuel on the runway. At the beginning of each mission, the aircraft would make a short sprint after takeoff to warm up the airframe, then refuel before heading off to its destination.>tfw no blackbird pony leaking everywhere
>>11378596>not using the new synctube
>>11378610I wish I could summon Jessy into my bed.
>>11378621Do you like girl on girl porn?
>>11378647I wish I could summon dooks in my bed.He's such a nice guy.
>>11378346No, pony crossing would actually be fun
>>11378595What about a gay subby KC-135?
>>11378659Everyone loves girl on girl porn, Anon. Even girls. Souce: I'm a girl.
>>11378659it can be goodwhy do you ask?
>>11378583why does blitz have airliner's paint scheme O>o
>>11378596>>11378644Is TWH here?We could try asking him to host CyTube on his webpage and have a little Synchtube of our own!
>>11378663>you will never have a threeway with Dooks and JessyWhy do I even bother living?
>>11378621this is a 4chan postAnd it has a link to a different 4chan postWHOA
>>11378671I can't tell which one's the receiver
>>11378624Outside the board4chan and the internet in general
>>11378632I'd appreciate it.
>>11378688I just like it when girls reveal their sexual habits
>>11378685what type of grill are you?
>>11378691Sometimes she likes to tone it down.
>>11378685OH MY GOD A GRILL
>>11378700>not a threeway with Jalmbait
>>11378625Yeah! How dare he trying to make friends?
>>11378707why in the everliving fuck would you pump a fluid upwards when it's less expensive to just let it flow?
hmmm, its in my plane folder the whole time too, and i never noticed it. Autism Level +1
>>11378712There's a lot to swallow if you're not used to things around here.
>>11378572Hmm, KC-135? I could try that. give me a few minutes.
>>11378685What about mare on girl?
>>11378737But you need three for a threesome. You and Jalmbait won't cut it.
>>11378726A Napoleon Prestige Pro.
>>11378768IT BETTER BE PORN
>>11378779Oh god I'm sweating.
>>11378700>you will never have a threeway with Kraut and Tofu
>>11378760indeed.Similarly, it's allowed me to appreciate what anonymity can do
I'm going to shoot up a hospital if Equestrian Girls isn't released soon
>>11378768I'm already unfing
>>11378768REMEMBER TO GIVE HIM A THICK REFULEING PROBE AND MUSKY PENDULOUS FUEL TANKS
>>11378685why is love between girls so beautiful and pure
>>11378760>There's a lot to swallow That's what she said
>>11378768Jessy, would you being willing to do PS painting the finishing coat of paint on a plane pony of your choice?
Anyone have a cute/awesome but simple request?
>>11378811HE SHOULD BE LEAKING EVERYWHERE
>>11378814Because penises are evil. Seriously, go ask tumblr if you don't believe me.
>>11378814That actually looks dark as fuck to me.
>>11378837You don't count Braeburned.
>>11378832Lyra in her irish dress.We need more of that.
ARE YOU READY, MLPG?
why is she so perfect?
>>11378832Cutie Mark Crusaders scrunch battling.
>>11378742circlejerkers aren't friends. they're less than human.
>>11378771I'm not sure Anon. I'm going to have to see if before I can make a decision.
>>11378853>Not liking gay things makes you gayWhy can't I just like straight?
>>11378832The CMC having a great time on slings
>tfw knotting your shampoo bottle
>>11378860Wait what dress?
>>11378864>scrunch>scrunchieI just thought of them flinging those scrunchy hairties at each otherso there's another idea
i wish i could just live forever trapped in a tiny 5 foot x 5 foot room where the walls, ceiling and floor are all made entirely of vaginaspulsing, living, squelching vaginasqueefing constantly
>>11378861yep, i got the peanut butter ready and everything
>>11378901No you don't.
>>11378861NOI WILL NEVER BE READY
>>11378893I think the word you were looking for is hilting.
>>11378832cute batpone scrunch!
>>11378901Do they queef breathable air, piss drinking water and give birth to food?
>>11378861It's been long enough. Now I'm just waiting to see how it pans out.
Drones are the best plane ponies.
>>11378901mare vaginas?this is important
>>11378942na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na bat scruuuuunch!
>>11378929>tfw this happened to you
>>11378963Do you count fetuses as food?
>>11378947WHAT THE SHIT
>>11378983er, whoops >>11378959
>>11378980Your friends forgot your birthday and you shit on the wall?
YOUR WAIFUI COMMAND YOU TO POST IT
>>11378894This.Draw it please and I'll love you forever.
>>11378967i had someone make the same joke not too long ago. this simple teasing will not deter me, in my quest for batpon
>>11379003I had a birthday party and invited all my "friends"Guess who showed up?
>>11379016I... can't. The mod has banned her...
>>11379027>>11379027#beefaronisee>>>11378975bleh, thank god for anonymous :v
>>11379016Right below you.
>>11379016it's not pony related
This is the endMy only friendthe end
>>11379055Lot's of us have that Imgur script, so you could just link it.
>>11379065POST IT ANYWAY
>>11379065>pony related>in mlpg
>>11379047No one?I've never been to a birthday party because I've never even had a friend.
>>11379065Everything's pony related, anon.Haven't you ever used google images?
>>11379055>waifuing a titty monster
>>11379103>waifuing milky way
>>11379035>>11379032I will brutally maim both of you
>>11379104Why aren't you fucking your dog?
>>11379124Oh yeah. You think you can take me, motherfucker? Bring it.
>>11379122>>11379103My nuggets, though she ain't my waifu I respect anyone who loves her.
>>11378869Is this your new shitposting style?
>>11379140We should have a drink.
>>11379148She is a very nice pony.
>>11378947oh my god JC a bomb
>>11379016don't judge me...
>>11379167What the fuck sort of waifu is that?
>>11379124>>11379147Why are bonbonfags so competitive?
>>11379183You can't waifu a psycholgist
what if they found milky way had breast cancerand most of her teats weren't actually the teat part, just huge tumors because she'd had cancer for the past decade
WAIFU IS SERIOUS BUSINESS GUIZESTOP FOOLING AROUND!
>>11379175No, she's mine and you can't have her.
>>11378346>this is pony crossinglike fuck it is
>>11379195a big one>>11379193
>>11379208Is a waifu and tulpa different?I need to know, so I can participate in serious buisness.
>>11379016You asked for it, faggot.
>>11379200We have to be. She can only love one of us, Anon.
KEEP POSTING THEM WAIFUS
>>11379224yes, but, you can waifu a tulpabut tulpa doesnt neccasary have to be a waifu
>>11379224Yes, they are.Waifus are cartoon crushes.And Tulpafagging is driving yourself insane to see, feel and touch your waifu.
does pony understand the concept of lovedo you?
>>11379247>>11379249I thought tulpas weren't supposed to be created from an already existing character. They had to be OCs.
>>11379232But that's not what the charter says...
>>11379232Well, thank dog Loirafags aren't competitive.I hope.
>>11379254THAT IS A NICE WAIFUWho is that?
>>11379211Spaerk pleaseDraw cute porn in your regular style and not pretending to be that-one-drawfag
>>11379247>>11379249I'm so goddamn confused but my waifu is Octavia.
>>11379195Is something wrong
>>11379232She actually loves you all, she just gets a big kick out of watching you fight.
>>11379268That's expired information.
>See Tofu posting in MLPG last week>Notice him start posting in Animal Crossing General>Game comes out>Tofu disappears
>>11379280Mikan Tsumiki from Dangan Ronpa
>>11379268Well, what if they want them to be unsure about their own existence and slowly driven insane?
>>11379273getting mad over porn, thought I'd never see the day
>>11379283ur waifu a shit
>>11379253Of course they do. Ponies are the physical embodiment of love (except Bonbon).And no, I only know what love is from books and from other people's descriptions. I have never experienced it first hand.
>>11379291circlejerkers like lamar killed him
>>11379244i dunno, feels like people are taking it as a joke...its dishonoring my waifu....>>11379249you don't have to make them to waifu them>>11379268yea, they aren't supposed to but, people do it anyways. it creates issues with identity. background pony that is a changeling helps easy that, although, not by much actually. :c
>>11379298Thanks. Have some best meguca.
>>11379308that's your opinion and I respect it
>>11379320>you don't have to make them to waifu themI never said that.
>>11379282don't worry, as long as you both are happy. over thinking it, is not worth it.
>>11379320DO NOT LET IT GET TO YOUJUST POST YOUR WAIFU
>>11379319I think it was mostly Krautism
>>11379286Oh. My knowledge of tulpas is based upon stuff from September or October when I tried to make one for a few months without any progress.
>>11379298>tfw the SA LP is still blockedFuck slowbeef
>>11379338I'm starting to think we're feeding you with our waifu posting.
>>11379327aint it the truth
>>11379338I already posted my waifu.
>>11379335Tulpafagging is driving yourself insane to see, feel and touch your waifu.>isyes, you did>>11379338i don't know if you all are worthy of her beauty.
>>11379347I paid for an account but it doesnt matter because oren is slow as shit and im reading an LP thats already at chapter 5
>>11379337My waifu is better than your shitty toothpaste waifu.Your waifu:>brushes teethMy Waifu:>Plays cello beautifully and is sexy as fuck
>>11379368THEN THAT'S FINE>>11379372POST IT
>tfw no cute mlpger to penetrate your drawfag butt
>>11379372Your reading comprehension sucks.
>>11379343What an awful meme
>>11379386Post your drawings then.
>>11379386Fuck off leadhooves
>>11379368Derpy is a qt horse
>>11379352I'm not digging up a thread from last week to look for tofu's nameI don't even know if /vg/s archive stores every thread
>>11379374Whoah shit whatPlease linkAlso why would you give blowtax your money
>>11379406>linking an sa account hereNot the best idea.
post the cutest pony
>>11379377>tfw there aren't many more instrument poniesNone of the others really got picked up, except maybe the fiddle one from AFR.
>>11379406>Paying to get access to something you wantI know right?
>>11379386>you will never have a happy and fulfilling gay relationship with your artbandoWhy do I even exist
>>11379291You a creeper anon.
>>11379402Oh gosh is she ever.
WOAH, SHIT. I HAVE A NEW IDEA.POST WHAT YOU THINK IS THE BEST PICTURE OF YOUR WAIFU.
>>11379420i like tuba ponyshe is cute but i don't like her colors
>>11379406because at first I thought it'd be nice to be able to read it anytimealso they're both tumblr accountshttp://kuzuhiko.tumblr.com/masterlisthttp://birdmanronpa.tumblr.com/masterlistnot as in depth as oren's but they're more correct and to the point
ShhPony is sleeping
>>11379418But that's impossible, they're all cute equally.Except twist.
>>11379433>Notice somebody posted in a thread>Notice you haven't seen them since an event happened>creeperno?
>>11379361Why can't any of the other 4 compete with her?
>>11379404You also mentioned him posting in MLPG. Until you give us proof your post is considered bait.
>>11379420You mean fiddle sticks?
>>11379438I'm not sure. Some of them are really nice.
>>11379457Denial. Pretty sad anon. You need help.
>>11379438YOU'RE TOYING WITH POWERFUL FORCES, ANON.
>>11379441Jesus christ thank you so muchI'm so glad I don't have to deal with SA and slowbeef's bullshit anymoreFuck that place
>>11379462because Kyoko gets shit done and doesnt worry about being a sissy
>>11379386I'm a drawfag too. I'm mostly sub, but I can switch.
>>11379463shit son I'm not doing shitthat sounds like effortbelieve whatever you want to believe
>>11379475you are welcome my fellow danger roomba
>>11379465Yeah that one. I don't even have a single picture of her.
>>11379501Is she having a seizure again?
>>11379438Here you go anon
>yfw confirmed for Kerfuffle
my only fiddlesticks
>>11379507You funny man.Yes. Yes she is.And I remember that story.
>>11379438Not the best but it makes me d'aw everytime.
>>11379514Who is Kerfuffle?
Poppers make you cum HARD, I didn't think it would work. Oh fuck that felt amazing, I wish I knew about this stuff earlier. I'm rock hard imagining getting a double blowjob from Aloe and Lotus and getting a good sniff right as I'm about to bust, I'd shoot the biggest fucking load of my life all over those cute little muzzles while they lick it up.
>>11379514i would have to get that system and game if they actually put her in
>>11379488Stopy toying with us, man.
>>11379386Which drawfag do you think this is MLPG?
>>11379542Isn't that a drug for gays?No, seriously, isn't it huge in they gay scene?
>>11379554old sano art creeps me out sorry sano
>>11379554I love his rendering, but Kev draws the weirdest ponies.
>>11379559fuck off you attention whore
>>11379514The tears from /v/ would be glorious
>>11379574>those neck muscles
>>11379568That's at least what Hunter S. Thompson said
>>11379556http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Amyl_nitritethis stuff, I bought some on impulse not expecting it to work >>11379568yeah, it loosens up your asshole, but if you do it right before you cum it makes the orgasm so intense and it lasts longer, it's perfect for edging
>>11379581Oh man that would be hilarious.
>>11379574>>>11379563PK Master race
>>11379585I think its the faces really. And the ears. Especially in his newer drawings. They freak me the fuck out.
>>11379557>LEWD.Nah man... nah.Okay it is...
>>11379588Yeah, that's the glass thing he breaks and sniffs in the beginning while they're in the car. Pleasantly surprised with it.
Are there any good digital cameras for $50 or less?Ones with enough detail to show my jizz on a Rarity toy with a white backdrop?
>>11379574>>11379605>>11379585He actually drew this a few days ago. It's a really cute style.
>>11379504here you go
>>11379605His ears started to look like cowry sheels.
>>11379624Yeah, a cheap point and shoot is all you need. Learn how light the shot correctly and use macro mode and you'll be set. Having a tripod helps, but you can always put the camera on a table or something.
>>11379629>capable of drawing adorable>draws sinewy muscle beastsI don't get it
>>11379638that's what pony ears look like
>>11379620No, he specifically mentioned the gay thing.Also >not reading the book
>>11379629It looks like just a lineart of his normal style. Maybe the way he draws them plus his rendering shoves them way over into the uncanny valley.
>>11379640I got mine for at least $150 on clearance, thank you very much...
>>11379631I hate when people draw instruments wrong. Do they not look at any references or anything? Sheesh.Its a nice pony though, thanks.
>>11379638They look like giant vaginas
>tfw DC hates AustraliaSeriously, what possible reason could they have for not releasing Man of Steel everywhere at the same time?
>>11379666Here I was looking through my milky folder for the best of the best, and you figured it out first. I second this!
>>11379624cumming on pony figs is really hot and I'm so ashamed, seeing a pony hosed down with cum makes me diamond hard because you know how good it feels when you cum that much, it's so satisfying
>>11379666Her mareparts are way too low in that.
Which MLPGers are confirmed gay? Besides Braeburned
Pony has a butt
>>11379673Poorly drawn guns and instruments never fail to trigger me.
>>11379483Damn it Now I have to listen to that song again
>Anon will never suck on your mare teats
which pone gives you the best orgasms?
>>11379692Well I'm bi, but I won't say anything about it in real life unless I get into a situation where another guy finds me hot.
>>11379702I'm pretty sure pony has shit too
>>11379692HopsDafty if I'm not mistakenand SB might be a closet bisexual
>>11379681Reminds me of Microsoft.Only releasing xbone in a few countries. Japan is one that's not included. You can't import them either, because they won't work.
>>11379666How did my captcha end up as the text
>>11379673But that's pretty much how her fiddle looks like.
um guys...its still day light out...its at least astronomical twilight...
>>11379725SB is a closet pedophile.
>>11379715Is she okay?
>>11379554>that pinkieman, what was I smoking, haha
>>11379701>badly drawn gunsAhh gosh, those too. On the other hand when someone draws them really nicely I usually love the picture.
>>11379438>Duplicate image here>>11377742
>>11379744She'll spend a week in the shower until she realizes how glamorous it made her coat.
Before Rainbow Dash, it was her...How I miss those days...
>>11379737Why is she shiny? please don't tell me that happened in the a recent chapter.
>>11379725I thought Dafty was dead.He would always flirt with me.
>>11379715I still don't get why people thing that's me.I don't even have glue that looks like jizz.
>>11379542I've done the same thing with nitrous, but it's hard to hold the dispenser in one hand and jerk off with the other while timing it just right. I use a bullet vibe so I can cum hands free and have two free hands to hold the dispenser, makes it so much easier to time the inhale.You know how time stretches out when you get nitrous at the dentist? It does the same thing with the orgasm, and it feels so good that I usually moan involuntarily. I never make any noise when I cum, but with nitrous it's just so overwhelmingly pleasurable that I can't stop it.
>>11379746looks good to me
>>11379733I have strangest traditional boner now.
>>11379737Why aren't you a car blackjack?
>>11379768wat is that>>11379771i dunno, i just saved it because it had my name in it. i havent read the series yet
>>11379733No, no. You're mistaking badly drawn with stylized.
>>11379666You're going to get banned dude
>>11379768>tfw I used to waifu the cat
>>11379737Who is this edgy black and red OC?
>>11379747I have the same thing with instruments. I remeber some artist here drew a picture that had a bass in it. It wasn't that great, but he even got the number of frets right.
>>11379793I'd say yes
>>11379774Because you use jizz instead of glue...
>doing drugs for any reasonYou people probably drink alcohol.A good night is a fap-free night with that ends with you cuddling your pony plushy
>>11379746Whatever you smoke every time you draw something.
>>11379666I don't get the appeal. I really don't.
>>11379823I would agree with you but I don't have a pony plushie.
>>11379714Cadance, she thinks it's adorable seeing you squirm and groan, so she goes so slow it's like torture. She'll suckle the head and run her velvety soft tongue all over it while going up and down your shaft. Then she brings you to the brink over and over, and when she's decided that you've had enough, she'll tickle the underside of your glans with her tongue, then clamp her lips around you and suck like a foal at the teat when you start cumming.
>>11379822Please.Super glue sets 10 minutes faster.Time constraints, man.
>>11379831Remember when the first game was just about gang bangers?
>>11379787i didnt even know she was a mare, until very recently>>11379809its my OC>>11379815god, that tumblr....i have to close it...i love firefox....i feel so bad for a computer program that runs like shit...ponies...ponies man...
>>11379850Well your OC is shit. Please reroll.
>>11378860Sorry this one isn't too nice. Had to reference the pose, dress, etc.
What's with MLPG and masturbation techniques, you're like obsessed with increasing your semen volume and orgasm intensity, I'll have a nice slow fap while I'm high occasionally, but that's as far as I go, you guys are nuts.
>>11379850>....what is this, deviantart?
>>11379850...Did velvet join a cult or some shit?What's with the getup?
>>11379800I stopped giving a fuck.
>>11379881>you guys are nutsWe do love to nut...
>>11379875Well, I think it looks nice but...horn where.
>>11379887>this is rediv's fetishI'll make a note of this for later.
Does Braeburn have AIDS?
>>11379542where can you buy this stuff
>>11379887>Using the same filename style as me.Haha, we can go Anon and confuse the fuck out of people!
>>11379793Lammy, dude>>11379798Why the fuck not?
>>11379881night thread started 20mins ago. welcome
>>11379887I feel so sorry for you red. If I could give you my penis I would.
>>11379919Well he is gay isn't he?
hey mlpgis The Last of Us worth playing? /v/ seems to hate it but I can't tell if it's because it's a bad game or just /v/ being /v/
>tfw watching this weird, trippy anime>suddenly an absolutely horrifying scene out of the blueJesus christ please post cute poneim still shaking
>>11379909WE HAVE WAYS OF MAKING YOU TALK!
>>11379919yesall gays do
>>11379904Good spot Anon
>>11379938No videogames are ever worth playing. You should spend your time doing something productive instead. Like drawing.
>>1137994410/10 would cum on
>>11379919you: :DDDDDDDDthe line: ______
>>11379651bu thats wrong. on the show and in real life
>>11379919It's how God lets you know if someone is gay.He infects them with the AIDS.It's how he punishes them, like he did with the Jews for killing his son.
>>11379944I want one
>>11379944Hide the maker from Hasbro, lest his talent be snuffed out
>>11379956Aw, yes, now it's good, thank you dear anon.
>>11379965>That scene where the creepy colleague guy sinks his hand into the chick and peels her open to reveal someone else.
>>11379887Stop being so lewd Red.
>>11379909>>11379850It's like spitfire all over again
>>11379843http://fantasti.cc/videos/permalink/redtube/Klixen-Tongue-Loving-Care/4675889/tongues are my fetish
>>11379959Bah, I'll just play my favorite video game.It's called Sai
>>11379967>tfw christianity is a religion and celestianism isn't
Guys, are there Mystery Men pones?
>>11379967But the Jews are excelling
>>11379887But red, you don't have a penis
>>11380001You have good taste>>11380005now im sad...
>>11379967If god punishes gays with AIDS then what happens to horsefuckers?
>>11379967>>11379949>>11379942>>11379934What the fuck? Why is MLPG so homophobic? I come here to talk about this show without other internet bullshit and then you guys go off and talk shit on my sexuality.
>>11379921Oldbrownbottles.comDon't spill it on yourself, the best way to do it is find a tiny glass bottle, dip a piece of cotton in the liquid, then drop the cotton in the other bottle. That way you don't have to worry about spills and it's more convenient.
>>11380022they get bucked! to death
>>11379016>will have to fight with other dashfags though. BRING IT!
>>11380018you can have a penis if you're good but it will be circumcized
>>11380023SUCK MY DICK FAGGOT AHAHAHAHA
>>11380027What happens if I spill some?
>>11380023Jeez, don't cry so much you fagatron.
>>11379990YOU ARE GONNA LOVE ME, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT ANONalso, namefag where? huh huh? yea thought so lil nigga, thought so. :D
>>11380023Because nobody cares you dumb fag
>>11379542>>11379776I've learned so many things from these threads. Horse anatomy, estrus cycles, mare vaginas, masturbation techniques, the list goes on and on.
>>11380022You fuck more horses?
>>11380023*reblogs your post*
>>11380023Don't listen to Nathanon, anonHe doesn't speak for the trees.
>>11380001Oh god, I know which scene you're talking aboutI hate the connotations tumblr has given to this word, but...that scene triggered me on the worst way possiblePerhaps the fact thatI have an expansion fetish only made it worse
>>11380039Didn't someone draw this picture but with Derpy?
>>11380023Jeez SB you such a crybaby
>>11380048It can irritate your skin. It's not a huge deal, but be careful anyways.
I'm so glad off site linking isn't a problemhttp://i.imgur.com/VOxwL05.jpg
>>11380048You turn into a slutty pony
>>11380042mutilation is a funny topic
>Terrible at art>Terrible at writing>Practicing for nothing
>>11379787No, somber said only GOOD ocs are like cars. She's a terrible one.
I don't have a pony waifu, but I could see celestia being one.
>>11380023are you upset
>>11380081that's the most pathetic load I've ever seen>>11379991>tongue jobFuuuuuuuuck, that must have felt so good
>>11380085I know that feel.Maybe someday I will feel like practicing.
>>11380092>>11380100>>11380106In the batt
>>11380042>tfw circumcisedI will never feel pleasure.
>>11380042>>11380062I feel like I'm the only cut guy to still have mind blowing orgasms constantly
>>11380085>Practicing for nothingI thought people practiced BECAUSE they are terrible.
>>11380059if you could unlearn everything this fandom has taught you, all the good and the bad. would you?
>you will never have a pony look into your eyes as they rub their tongue against your frenulum
>>11380117practiced but still haven't improved
>>11380062Why do you want foreskin Red?Do you want a partner to nibble and pull on it?
>>11380108You should see the video.Most of it flew past her.
>>11380130But my gf does that for me
>>11380113There's really not much of difference, I got circ'd for phimosis at 14. The only thing I miss is being able to masturbate without lube, and your head is ultra sensitive for a while.
>>11380097at first I thought the ears were arms going behind the head, the shirt was a dress, and the bits belong were crossed legs, like it was a ballerina or something.
>>11380135Hour many hours would you say you practiced drawing for? And what did you practice drawing?
>>11380151>not masturbating without lube anyway
>>11380130But my bf does that for me
>>11380143>But my gf does that for me>my gf>gfNice try Anon.
>>11380135Practice will never help you improve. You are born with the skills. Just ask the popularfag drawfags like red or kevinsano
>>11380128>>11380130but that wasn't the image i uploaded at all
>>11380137because its very attractive to me andyes
>>11380151>your head is ultra sensitive That's a huge problem for me! How do I get red of it without slicing up my dick?
>>11380163I masturbate with my mucus.
>>11380129I've had too much fun here, even if I hate every single one of you to death.
>>11380130I tried that frenulum edging thing, it took forever but it made me cum the hardest I ever have in my life besides my first few orgasms
>>11380151i don't need lube though, and i'm cutjust move the skin up and down
>>1138016020 hoursPracticed drawing people and armor.
>>11379605how should I ear, anon?
>>11380143>anon on MLPG>having a gfWhat's next? You also have a real job?
>talking to namefags/tripfags
>>11380137Something must be wrong with meI'm cut, you can clearly see the scar, yet I can still pull my foreskin over my crown. Fuck, I can almost get knuckle deep in it. I have never played with another mans penis, so I don't know, is this normal MLPG?
>>11380180foreskin is as attractive as vaginas
>>11380180>rediv likes dicks with foreskinWell that it for me. Good luck other Anons. Fuck her extra hard for me.
>>11380210I like vaginas.
>>11380180how do you feel about foreskins on horsecocks
>>11380186I tried it too and it was only slightly better then my usual orgasms.Then again I usually edge 3 hours before cumming.
>>11380151>>11380187This. I'm cut with an obvious scar. Never have needed lube. In fact it feels worse with it.
>>11380189Forget armour.Padded surcoats are where it's at.
>>11380189>20 hoursThat's nothing man. Also people and armor might be a bit too hard for someone just starting out, try drawing simple shapes from life.
>>11380187How do you do that without getting horrible friction burns? I like being able to stroke really gently with slick lube that lasts a long time so I can edge with more control.
>>11380175MLP is all about circlejerking and trying to be popular.
>>11380184fair enough, but, sometimes...sometimes i wonder...
>>11380215Getting real tired of your bullshit, anon.
>>11380207>yet I can still pull my foreskin over my crown. Fuck, I can almost get knuckle deep in itflaccid or hard?
>>11380215its a preference, not an absolute must>>11380220nigga dont even get me started
>>11380201ikr, anonymous master race, imirite we r legion! /hoof bump /)
>>11380245Nope.You get cute.
>>11380198Yes. And I love my modest job
>>11380245Woah, dude, my boss is fucking watching our asses don't post that shit.
Hey rediv, post your butt!
>>11380180But how attractive are cut dicks.Not just for masturbation material. but if you were about to do the hanky panky with some guy you've been dating forever.
>>11380245You really shouldn't waste it.
>>11380220Technically that's a sheath.
>>11380245Just don't forget to offer her some hair gel!
>>11380253so is that a yes?
>>11380245save it in case you get lucky.
>>11380243I'm sorry. This is probably why I've never had a girlfriend. Or any friends.
>hey rediv hey>hey rediv>hey>rediv
>>11380245girl or guy?
Is it that time again?
>>11380224Don't squeeze when you cum, relax the muscle completely and you can feel the cum slowly rising through your dick and oozing out, it makes me double over because it feels so good. Don't press hard either, a feather light touch is best, don't move the finger, move the frenulum, you'll feel it if you're doing it right.
>>11380236i don't go over the head, i just jerk the skin under it
>>11380269>>11380277>implying I can't cum more than once a night
>>11380271No no, I mean like a hybrid human and horse dick. Flare hidden inside fleshy skin. Totally unrealistic.
>>11380249Can't pull it over my dick when I'm hard, maybe half an inch left if I try to, but I can still get almost knuckle deep.
I masturbate with both hands.
>>11380238idgaf about that , i was looking for the image swap. but, not really. if anything its about simple fun.
>>11380267Mutilation sure is sexy.
>>11380298are you going to micspam again?
>>11380291We can't help it if we're horny and lonely and rediv is prancing around like a tease making our groins twitch and spasm.
>>11380267if it was a guy i was dating i wouldnt carebut i do think uncut looks better
>>11380305>not touching the headThat's the best part, though.
I'm back from, on MLPG's request, hitting from my bong using grapefruit juice in place of bong water.Naturally given that the grapefruit juice and bong was chilled and packed with ice, the hits were pretty icy. As the one danger to chilly rips is that you can take massive ones without realizing how big they actually are, I smoked out each of the four packs in one hit, which means I've probably smoked way more than I really need to get high.The taste was pretty awkward. The combination of grapefruit bitterness and the relatively sweet strain of indica/sativa hybrid I was smoking did not mix into the delicious hit I expected, and in fact, I'd say that the taste was reminiscent of the way low-quality asian food causes a slight sense of disgust, except, that sense applied to taste. Not disgusting enough to make you want to stop smoking from it, but not good enough to make it appealing in concept to the mouth. Overall, I think bong water is still the champion coolant filter. Just crush up some ice and with water in your bong you're going to have a great time.
>>113802451st date? i would advice against it. women can sense it, and they usuallly want it just as bad.
>>11380303The fuck is the frenulum?
>>11380298Duke hereI'll start up TF2 now.
>>11380291I am posting fanart of a fanfiction of a crossover fanfiction. I regret nothing. Why do you fill yourself so full of shame anon?
>>11380327It's like red is asking to be raped.
>>11380027btw the best way to do it is to put the bottle under one nostril at a time, close enough that your nose is almost touching the bottle, pinch the other nostril, and get a good sniff up each one.
>>11380311yeah, thats normal, for me too at least
>>11374885It hasn't been two years actually. The first flash I ever released was the cupcake one in oct of 2011
>>11380326I uninstalled hldj because of all the complaints.
>>11380342you should draw red with a feta horseskinned dick
>>11380349That little strip of skin connecting right where the head meets the shaft
>>11380380IS THAT A TIT?
>>11380368that was hours ago. fuck off.
>>11380368>4 hours ago
>>11380380Not our fault you like to put out.
>>11380340>Using fruit juice instead of bong waterNigga that shit is so hard to clean out. You're gonna have weed resin and sugar resin from the juice.After many experiments, the only water substitute I've had success with is vitamin water, but it's still not as good as clean water.If you're trying to flavor the smoke, use flavored oils that you put on the weed.
>>11380380Draw RR browsing mlpg and reading all the stuff written about her.
>>11380368Yeah thanks for bringing that up, just what we need right onw
Which world superpower does your waifu represent?http://i.imgur.com/mr40ZP0.gif
>>11380392So jelly SB
>>11380368>>11380392>>11380395I mean, who doesn't ctrl + f their name every time they enter MLPG?
>>11380340Ahh, didn't think it would work all that well. Thanks Anon.
>>11380245Have fun smelling like shit.
>>11380390looks more like a thrush
>>11380340>I smoked out each of the four packs in one hitjesus christ that's a shitload, why would you smoke that much?
>>11380329unless i have lube or am teasing the frenulum i just don't find it that pleasing
>>11380380I bet soon the thread will be flooded with guys cumming on printed out pictures of red ribbon.
>>11380404No, even betterDraw RR being impregnated by the entirety of MLPG, cum inflation and all
>>11380201>tfw you go anonymous when not contributing>tfw people talk to you all the time and you NEVER KNOWIt's like conversation rape. You don't know you're talking to a namefag or a contributor. And sometimes you like it.
>>11380380Red please stop posting your tits.
>>11380390NO ITS A THRUSH
>>11380376>asking who wants to play hats and not already being in the serverMcfucking kill yourself tan
>>11380409That is some really opaque cum.
http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=fJXkrtW310-I want a Venus 2000 so much, been saving up for one. It's basically a milking machine that sucks your cock.
>>11380401Where can you buy such oils?
>>11380427more like glory holes
>>11380411Except that was from the previous thread and he felt the need to post in this thread
>>11380384Huh. I've never noticed that to be all that sensitive. However I am cut and years of deathgripping probably destroyed any sensitivity that existed.
>>11380368Tiara i want to have sex with you.
>>11380440how is this pony related?
Your pone waifu is now humanized and confused....Would you?
Popularfags shitting up threads.
>>11380446and you know, four hours ago when the discussion was long over.
>>11380340>using anything but waterThat's a good way to ruin a bong. Hot water and ice in the ice pinch works best. The hot water and ice makes the hit cool and gives it moisture like when the shower gets all full of steam.
>>11380459nigga i got a girlfriendof course I would
>start hl2 ep2 for the first time since the last install>change video settings>start game>voice captions are on>no voice audio is playing>character's mouths aren't even moving
>>11380380Sorry Rediv. But I mean, you're a female hanging out with a bunch of loveless virgins, these comments were pretty much guaranteed.
Wait, is there a new Tiarawhy flash?
>>11380463Yeah. He's back to his old shenanigans.
>>11380363But what does it actually do?
>>11380441Search "tobacco flavoring" or "herb flavoring" on amazon.
>>113804802 in the works
hey guys I found an extra power supply for my cruddy comp so I can draw againwoohoo officially not ded
>>11380474nigga who cares>>>/g/
>>11380460But you don't understand, just look at how interesting they are.
IP 126.96.36.199:27015Pass BonBonWe hats now. All the cool kids are here, why aren't you, nerd?
>>11380411Ctrl+F ing Anonymous never gives me anything interesting.
>>11380470What bong do you use to achieve this?
>>11380440Holy fuck, I need this.
>>11380493Draw a Renne
>>11380440Get one and put a cutout of your favorite contributor's face on the end.
>>11380502>all the cool kids>2/24hah
>>11380422i guess google says i don't have a frenulumwhatever, still feels good there
>>11380513sorry anon can't draw right now i'm eating
>>11380502TF2 hasn't been relevant since it went f2p
would you dive into twilight's book hole?
>>11380440>not an estim boxhttp://iloveestim.tumblr.com/post/43517538567/a-little-precum-from-todays-stim
>>11380459>DasheventuallyI'd rather get to know her first
>>11380502ok ill play for a bit
>>11380459I would help her become a pone again first
>>11380526If you joined it could be 3/24 :^)
>>11380534I'd dive into her book hole if you know what I mean.
>>11380531It became significantly more popular and enough time has elapsed that many f2pers have learned how to correctly play.
I was watching Ghost Town and there was one chick who looked just like Faust.
>>11380502I'll join after I cross some animals with someone
>>11380502>2/24Well, it wasn't like I was drawing anything anyways.
>>11380526Takes a while to get it going.
>>11380368>Reply to whatever message you wanted to clarify and say nothing more.That's the proper way to do it if you're going to tripfag.
wait how do i enter the password in the console
>>11380589I love when guys do this
>>11380591just use the server search
>>11380591When you enter the IP, a window will pop up asking for a pass automatically
>>11380591with your fingers~
>>11380601I love when AIDS do this
I think I wouldhttp://i.imgur.com/msjEOZv.jpg
>>11380509Any bong with an ice pinch. Fill the bong with hot water and then drop some ice into the ice pinch. This is the one I have
>>11380607it keeps saying bad password instead of letting me enter it
>>11380539They make an e-stim attachment for the venus so you can stim at the same time. What does it feel like? I was gonna make on of those homemade $20 boxes, but I'm worried about electrocuting myself or burning my dick
Would you guys own a pone?
>>11380614It's like someone tried to draw all her individual component bodyparts and then shuffled them together like a southpark character.
>>11380648no pone is not for owning
>>11380648I would order a pone over the phone because I'm all alone
>>11380619Nice one, looks like quality glass. I think I might want to buy a black leaf from grasscity for the ice pinch.
>>11380648Have you guys heard? The new ipone 5 is coming out next month!
>>11380648I would be the pone
>>11380654>>11380663no i mean it wont even give me the option to enter the passwrd
>>11380648Can I bone the pone I own? I live alone.
>>11380658would you phone sex a pone?
well, equestria girls comes out tommorow
>>11380648No, I want pony to own me.
>>11380675add the server to favorites and then just join through the legacy browser
>>11380681Pony sexes a laptop, what's not to understand?
>>11380687I'm pretty sure she would rather own you.
>>11380539Can you cum from estimming? Is it more intense than regular masturbation? I'm looking at some control boxes and they're all expensive, but there's this one for about $100.http://store.e-stim.co.uk/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=23_25&products_id=16>>11380665It's from RX industries, they make really nice blank tubes, that one was 80 something shipped. Black Leaf is kind of cheap glass, the blank tubes from RX are a huge bargain imo.
>>11380648But I am a pony, owning another pony would be called slavery.
I wish there was a 24 hour ice cream shop around here, I could really go for a float
>>11380734Those are easy to make yourself
>>11380717Lewd.Unrelatedly, which Charlie Brown pony would you smack upside the head?
>>11380730Which pony are you?
>>11380730as a human owning a pony would be called slavery
gimme something to draw, mlpg
>>11380741>tfw no qt ice-cream pone to put in a cup of cream soda
>>113807634 pinkie clones on a 4 headed dildo
>>11380751Your pony.I am your little mare, only if I could make it too your world. I'd let you do things to me that would cause an earthquake.
>>11380754not if you you want it.
>>11380763>>>11380513or a Saffronbut Renne is better
>>11380763Prince Blueblood reading the newspaper with an expression of anger and jealousy with a headline about the new Princess Twily
>>11380638There's no risk of electrocution if you're not an idiot. Try the $20 seriously. It's a great change from just using your hand. It's really an indescribable feeling. >>11380720You can make your own for about $20 worth of parts.
>>11380779No, bad pony, that's lewd.
>>11380809But I need it I'm in estrus