A thread for the discussion of ponies and pony accessoriesDed pony: >>11331530
I bet that pony gives swell head
>>11337036Fuck you asshole, don't talk about my wife that way.
>>11337036nah, she'd fall flat on her face
So, are minotaurs good to go then?
>>11337043>implying there are any contributors left
>>11337063Someone should draw Iron Will and Wii Fit Trainer motivating ponies to be fit
>>11337063NOT PONYAHURR DURR
>>11337063>Minotaur thread.Activate it.
>>11337043For some reason I feel that the contributors would the be first to go when things go down the shitter.
>>11336996I like ponies and pony accessories.What new accessories should ponies have in season 4?
>>11337036>>11337055We know it's you, Carlos.
>>11337094Remember when AppleDan didn't hat us and wasn't ded?I miss the days when all contributors weren't dead.
>>11337096You nuts, we've been swirling down the shitter when /mlp/ was made.Yet we remained all the same.
>>11336996Ponies are small horses.I like this horse.It makes me happy.
>>11337125But i'm not ded anon!or am I
>>11337144that pony makes me happy but the edges on that gif distress me
>>11337155Guards already have spears.What other weapons do they need?Do little girls even like weapons?
>>11337125>AppleDan will never pony with us again
>>11337179>>11337182Ponies do not need either of these things.
Odds: get something doneEvens: crawl into bed and read more FOE
>>11337155>orthographictraced to hell
>>11337191I guess you could say.Derpy's pretty edgy
>That feel when after all of the talented contributors have fled, maybe you can make some half-assed shit and sponge some praise
Jesus, there's so much wrong chronologically with the comic that it can't be placed in between any episodes.
>>11337253ha ha time to draw poorly!
what if pon was miscolored
>>11337294that would be unpleasant
>>11337253They all left a long time ago.
>>11337281It's between MagicDuel/Apple Family Reunion and MMCIt's not that hard anon
>>11337281Why can't it be after Magic Duel? At worst, there's just a strangeness with Luna's hair being in its S1 state, but that doesn't seem insurmountable.
>>11337182>Get idea to make a little pillory for my Fluttershy toy.>"Nah, that wont fit...">Turn it around a little.>Find an angle.>Can see it work....Well I guess that boredom I was working on doing is going to suffer.
>>11337281Seems to me like it takes place sometime in season 3 after trixie's reform probably. What's wrong with that?
>>11337350Don't forget to take pictures.
>>11337253>Cutting in my niche.They won't find the body...
>>11337345>At worst, there's just a strangeness with Luna's hair being in its S1 state, but that doesn't seem insurmountable.I think that can be explained due to her distressed state during the entire incident
>>11337369Why the hell else would I do this?
>>11337191>tfw Tofu is ded
>>11337382WHAT DID YOU LEAVE BEHIND?THIS IS IMPORTANT
>>11337330>worst recolorsthey still somehow look better than most OCs
>>11337253you say this every single time
>>11337397That's not funny at all
>>11337165this isn't /s4s/
>>11337427>crushing celestia>not funnyYour sense of humour is dead.
>>11337407I liked tofu ;_;
whatever else we say, whatever you tell yourself... you've got a heart of gold, MLPG. don't let them take it from you.
>>11337481>>11337407ButKraut is still alive
>>11337495We've also got an ass of depleted uranium.
just a heads upmonstergirl stuff goin' on in the sub, so I'll be taking it theremore to come
>>11337495We, uh, we lost it. We think it might be somewhere in the archive
>>11337503and so are SB, Mew and Braebut tofu will never post again and that disappoints me
>>11337481I sometimes wonder what would have happened if we played along.
moot didn't even make the stickyhe's being stupid on /a/
Do average ponies understand how magic works?
>>11337491Old joke.No.New joke from an old joke......reverse that...I think.
>>11337503Kraut is ded, but we don't know what happened to Tofu.
>>11337495>you've got a heart of goldIs that why my taxes are high?
>>11337495ARE YOU CALLING ME DERPY? ARE YOU CALLING ME UGLY?WELL FUCK YOU ANON. JUST FUCK YOU
>>11337567So you left best filly?
>>11337560Where is this from?How can anyone print something so stupid? It's a joke, right?
>>11337519sub What is that I want to see this
>>11337552I was game for it but he never replied to my posts.
What if catpone?
>>11337495I have a fiat heart.
>>11337598gr8 b8 m8
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>>11337495That's what you think.
>>11337248>HI ANON!>THANKS FOR CATCHING ME AGAIN!>I BROUGHT YOU A PACKAGE TODAY!
>All right class, pick a partner to copulate with for today's project.
>>11337607I enjoy catpony
>>11337587Nah, I popped her out and rinsed her off later.Contrary to popular belief, I try not to damage anything when I pla- work with my to- actio- models...
>>11337594>How can anyone print something so stupidI think they mean we don't know where energy comes from? Plants create it from the sun in a way that doesn't make any sense and that's about as far as we've gotten
>>11337599I kept calling him out. Wish I didn't, but I'm sure he sure he'd have gone all "Master Ruseman" on us if we "fell" for it. I mean, he did anyway. I dunno. Seems like a no-win situation whichever way, even in hindsight.
>>11337677Plants do what they do because OF THE DEVIL!
>>11337552>>11337599I don't really know what he was trying to accomplish. He says it was joke, but I don't think it actually was.
>>11337697Get out of here mother from Waterboy
>>11337715What the fuck are you guys talking about?
>>11337702nope. >>11337667 was me. you lose. at this point i'd post a consolation prize (MILF), but in the current political climate, i daren't.
>>11337715he wouldn't explain it to me
Hi, MLP.Where have you put your NINJA INFO CARDS?
>>11337740Balls not touching.
>>11337715Sometimes artists try to start again from the ground up when they don't like where or who they are at the time, a refresher in self-esteem. If you noticed, he tried to change his style, unsuccessfully.
>you find trixie raiding your fridgeHow do you proceed?
>>11337761Priests and little boys
>>11337757In my OFFICIAL NINJA CARD CARRIER WALLET AND NINJA SWORD SHEATHE COMBO!
>>11337712"M-iss Harshwhi-... I'm close." You manage to get out with a moan.Instantly, she locks eyes with you. "You do not DARE cum without my permission!" She shouts, picking up speed.
>>11337757They are with the dragon balls.Unfortunately, the balls are inert until I construct additional pylons.
>>11337739shortest version: kraut came on sometime after some blowup as "tofu" and said he was a new artist who was imitating kraut's artstyle but fooled nobody
>>11337774Let's talk about that first image you posted instead
>>11337764The change in style was minimal and I would think him very naive if he actually thought he could fool anyone. Changing a style requires more practice.
>>11337757>Having NInja Info cards>making it easy for everyone to find out that you are a ninja
>>11337667Bald women are sexy. I would cum on that scalp hard.
>>11337804our fucking artists, man
>>11337712>who said a little hard work got you no where>got you no where>no where
>>11337797sb it is curious to me how much your latest stuff looks similar to jessy's sketch style
>>11337806Oh it was a reference file for the brad guy.
>>11337797You should post all these little doodles on your tumblr. Consider it advertising you're not ded in time for SpaghettiCon.
>>11337797I like this horse
>>11337774Did you just eat that fish whole?I was gonna scale and dress that thing for dinner tomorrow....Seriously, whole? Head and fins and scales and everything?...I'm not even angry. I'm impressed.
>>11337790Get a load of this homo saying the bible can't be taken literally.
>>11337862inb4 greentext Trixie x anon dick-sucking story
Which pony listens to Yeezy, MLPG?What's her favorite album?
>>11337797Do you know what Kraut is up to these days? Mewball said he disappeared entirely. Do you still talk to him?
>>11337828i had sex with a bald girl once. we took a shower after. she asked me to shave her head. she blew me while i did it. it was straight out of a movie or something.
>>11337846"Oh don't treat me like your first girlfriend! I need you to fuck me!" She pushes you onto the ground roughly. By the time you know what's going on, you're half naked.
>>11337846>Name and author is in the imageCome on man
>>11337797I'd prefer if you gave Mac a more massive skull. Not bigger, but his snout should have more mass or something. You don't have to, but it's the way I like seeing the character.
>>11337883But Trixie's dick is way too big for me to suck
>have a spare 3ds that has been collecting dust for the past year>GG needs a 3DSWelp
>>11337918>tfw dotkwa is ded and hats us
>>11337918what are you doing, man?! this is exactly how the Nazis rounded up all the jews!
>>11337076Hey hey hey
>>11337797He doesn't have a neck
>>11337883I'd prefer a story where Anon makes Trixie her first actual meal in months. And gives her somewhere warm to sleep that isn't a cart with an unbalanced axle and a leaky roof.Just showing her a little kindness until she can get back on her feet.
>>11337796i never got this kind of thing>"You better not DARE cum">Keeps doing action that will make you cum
>>11337957fimfiction you dingus
>>11337944But I finally got a gold star!I didn't even have to do shit, and on top of it..Boom, free train ride.And from this story with Harsh thrown around...someone is gonna get layyyyeeed.
well, mlpg, goodnightafter tomorrow i will no longer be a high school student
>>11337986IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>11337959>>11337983The D stands for ''Dick''
>>11337994Will you still be a whiny bitch?
>>11337994What do you want, a medal?
>>11337994mewball don't blow the school up it's not worth it
>>11337957Are you actually so stupid you revealed your real name on MLPG?How in the fuck
>>11337968>her first real meal in monthswhat you actually mean is: "first real meal in months after being on the road and surviving solely on fast food, Denny's, and Toblerone bars". being on tour sucks. the night after will be brutal on her.
>>11338007https://www.fimfiction.net/story/97816/harshJesus christ man learn how to do these things
>>11338007CLICK ON SETTINGS AND ENABLE MATURE CONTENT YOU RETARD
>>11338031>implying anything will happen
>>11337986>fimfictionI hope knighty is making a mint from that thing
>>11338018>"Try stabbing the purple one with this trowel.">'what?'>"Don't ask questions..."
>>11338031now we can call him perez
>>11337957Come on Danny, get it together
>>11338007>>11338065>fluttershy riding a cockhue
Hey Perez,Pls draw
>>11338064It's like Rameriez, only more Mexican!PEREZ READ THAT FAPFICTION WITH THE C4!
>>11338031AppleDan is a borderline attentionwhore. We already know what he looks like.Also, some people are quite easy to track down even without doing anything illegal.
>>11338007>that awful animu giant-head-tiny-body-what the fuck is up with that right eye being missing fanartIs Knighty even trying to make his website aesthetically pleasing?
>>11338091perez hilton? :DD
>>11338085here lies dotkwahe never scored
>>11338085*and hats us
>>11338085You knuckleknob, I laughed.
>>11338045>ENABLE MATURE CONTENT YOU RETARDJESUS CHRIST FIMFICTION I'M A MAN>>11338036Crisis averted>>11338031>implying anything will happen
>>11338097there's a really cute picture of sweetie belle there now
>>11338031>Had actual name on Skype for months before realizing it could be changed.
>tfw Perez is reformatting his hard drive right now and never coming back
>>11338094PEREZ GO WAIFU THAT SNIPER
>>11338018That Luna looks like taken from Total Drama Island
>>11338123>no more Hobo pone>ever
>>11338123Doesn't really matter when your name is the John Smith of Irish people
You guys better not send me horse porn
>>11338109fuckx2>>11338113hehe, it's nice to know i make people laugh
hey mlpg /tg/ said that /mlp/ is dying, does this mean the general is dying too? I haven't been here in months. but i'd hate for it to all end poorly (even if /mlp/ and the show is trying to do it that themselves)
>>11338144>implying you don't want horse porn
>>11338129>mfw I jusr realised it's LunaIt's fucking hideous. Why ruin best princess, Hasbro?
>>11338099Yes! That's perfect. I even like Carnifex's version of Big Mac which has an convex snout, but that might be pushing it. You can still use the smaller snout on stallions like Caramel or Braeburn, but Mac deserves to be bulky and big throughout.
>>11338153>does this mean the general is dying toothe ride never ends, anonwhat's going on with mlp?
>>11338144Don't open any attachments until people forget your name.
>>11338153it's been a swell day today I thinkbut overall it has been suffering
>>11338034I'm fine with that.Just giving her a little reprieve from the roving performer lifestyle. It has to be a strain on her - sleeping somewhere different every night, not having any sense of permanency, or that feeling when someone cooks a meal for you.They're little things, but they can make a big difference.
>>11338153As always, the General prevails
>>11338150Man, I'm not always around to reply to you but you always put a smile on my face.
>>11338163I'm gonna need some more pictures of ponies in hammer pants asap
>>11338140Nah, it wasn't a very common last name...Would have been awkward because then people would have found my Facebook real easy.
>>11338105what are you talking about anon, i got a high score in mario bros some time ago!!
>>11338169They ruined everything else, they're just continuing the trend.
>>11338099UNF my hursebando UNF UNF
>>11338171apparently they're coming down on purely porn threads. and trying to weed out the porn from /mlp/. (i'm surprised they didn't just delete the board in that case)
>>11338205what the hell anon don't unf
>>11338193>I got a need>a need for D
>decide to look for Mayor Mare on fimfiction>the first result has Mayor Mare fucking a woman with a strap onMY NIGHT HAS BEEN MADE
>>11338137>They say when you die of hypothermia, the last thing you feel is a comforting, embracing warmth.
>>11338193cool, I love to make people happy, it's my greatest pleasure
has anyone else noticed there's a squirrel googling "clop clop" on the bottom of the page?
>>11338250>It's a bear getting ready to defile your corpse
>>11338226the one casualty that makes me sad is the satyr thread, they weren't even pornbecause apparently anthro is more acceptable than human torso + pony lowerhalf
>>11338127PIEREZ STOP THAT SHITPOSTER WITH YOUR WIAFU
>>11338270Balls look weird, why would anybody like them?
>>11338250>they say that after you get over the initial panic when drowning, you feel the most serene sense of peace
>>11338289bitches want to get knocked up.
>>11338246>AH UNF UNF UNF I love big, muscular, horsey big mac. he's like a gentle giant, unless you ask him to be rough.>>11338240>UNF is forbiddenUNF UNF UUUUNF FORBIDDEN UNFING, SO MUCH MOR-UNF-E PLEASURE~~~
>>11338284wait what, i missed that... but i'm kinda curious as to what it would look like. I mean i'm trying to imagine it now.
>>11338170>liking Carnifex anything
>>11338289>implying smooth, heavy, hairless balls aren't the most suckable things on a pony
>>11338313I saw The Prestige man I ain't falling for that.
>>11338313-No one, ever
>>11338313>They say that right before you die in an explosion you feel a deep sense of being whole.
>>11338342>balls>more suckable then clit
>>11338289Butts look weird, why would anybody like them?
>>11338355>they say that before you die, you live
>>11338369Hands look weird, why would anybody like them?
>>11338373>they say before you live
>>11338304Well, whatever you like. I just think he deserves a more pronounced snout, and you're so good at drawing buff it would be a shame if you weren't completely thorough with Mac.
>>11338263Every time i see him he's googling traps...except now, he's googling dragon dildosnot even joking.
>>11338287PEREZ GO PLEASURE THAT BUSINESS HORSE
How's it hangin
>>11338401>they say living is the last thing you ever do
where the white ponies at?
>>11338430RIGHT AWAY BOSS
Do we have any pics of sleeping batpones besides this one?Any at all?
>>11338436A little to the left. How is yours hanging?Want some support?
>FiMFlamFilosophy is getting hit with a copy-write issue again.>Over a lets play of Fallout.>While voicing his Dash.Fucking hilarious.
>>11338436How's futa rr x futa rosemary?
>>11338448she's currently busyplease leave a message
>>11338355>They say that right before you die in a plane crash it feels just like riding a roller coaster.
>>113384366 inches down
>>11338436A little to the left.
>>11338407>>11338410>>11338426>The trifecta of surf.RUN!
>>11338469Link to video?
>>11338459I thought this one was sleeping until I found out she was actually masturbating.
>>11338443he still does
>>11338490shhh there's no reason to be afriad
>>11338502whatwhy would he do that
>>11338456DAN I TOLD YOU TO CONTRIBUTE
>>11338499How can you tell?
>>11338448Watched that movie last night.AlsoWhite ponys always have the blandest(Celestia) personalities or the deepest(Rarity).Neither of those ponies are white, they are in fact GREY. The closest pony to white is Shining Armour.
>>11338502haha what is this from?
>>11338516smile pls make gifs again
>>11338533he is white, that's why the whites of his eyes are actually light blue
>>11338532I'd go with blushing face and wiggling butt.
>>11338542I-I can be your gif maker tonight
>>11338527because he's an awkward character in a fictional television series
>>11338542I'm not smile but I'll ask him to sometime
>>11338533What about Fleur, Sweetie, Blueblood or Fancy Pants?
>>11338573WHERE'S THE DICKYOU SAID THERE WOULD BE DICK
>>11338568I love that voice so muchthank youhim and babycakesanon need to collaborate on something silly
>>11338569QUICK MAKE A GIF OF TWILIGHT SPARKLE TURNING INTO A SHADOWBOLT
>>11338598I NEVER SAID THERE WOULD BE DICK
>>11338581All I can think about is how that scar on his cheek looks like the Sniper's...
>>11338601I know, that voice is amazing.
>>11338611YOU NEVER SAID THERE WOULDN'T NOT BE DICK
>>11338567But seriously, we need more cute sleeping batpones. This must be top priority. Batpones.Top priority.More of them.
>>11338608For a second there I thought that was a nose.
>>11338533Celestia is light pink actually.Refer to them as pale rather than white if accuracy concerns you
What would you do to make pony happy?
>>11338634I SWER ON THA QUEEN I'LL DECK YOU M8
>>11338652Up to the elbows.Shoulder if she can take it.
/mlp/ is going to get deleted tomorrow. Just wait.
>>11338658DON'T YOU DARE BRING THE MAJESTY INTO A CONVERSATION WHERE DICK IS INVOLVED
>>11338637OC's or not, I love these goddamn ponies.
>>11338652I'd give her a back rub, scratch her ears, cuddle with her on the sofa, kiss her on the lips, make passionate love to her, propose to her, make her an honest pony, and take the garbage outside.Or I can just make her some nachos if she'd prefer.
Your favorite pony agrees to indulge in your favorite fetish, in exchange for you indulging in theirs which also happens to be your least favorite fetish.Who's the pony?What's the trade?Is it worth it?
what the fuck is going on on this board right now
>>11338649Look, Rarity and Celestia could both be completely white and you'd say they weren't. Every character could be white and you'd say they weren't. I mean, I know we're all gay here, but goddamn.>SHE'S NOT WHITE, SHE'S DUTCH EGGSHELL
>>11338714Purging of fetish generals.
>>11338649They're albino amd would not survive well in any other conditions.Notice how all the white ponys aside from Rarity are in a position where they don't have to face the elements of everyday rural Ponyville life.Unless I'm forgetting someone.
>>11338701Even the frighteningly burly batbros?
>>11338706bon bonpassionate loving cuddlesex in exchange for pet playi suppose
>>11338714The deviants got the boot and mods clicked a light in the board.You are seeing the cockroaches scurry in a panic is all.Ironic part is, we were always seen as the 'bad' general by the ones who got nuked.
>>11338727I refer to them as white for the sake of brevity and simplicity.I merely felt that pale would be better for the anon I was responding to since he cared
rediv I'm glad you still love penis despite everything that's happened
>>11338742there's just more to hug
>>11338714Apparently the rest of the board is deciding to rebel against the enforced rules by having a porn thread on the minute. It's ridiculous that people think that enforced rules will suddenly turn this into a "hugbox" and attract all the "bad bronies"
>>11338742Eh, if done by that artist, perhaps.I may be biased.
>>11338704Pony would probably prefer nachos.
>>11338773THAT'S THE SPIRIT.
>>11338742>you will never be double-teamed by two Nightguard stallions in the barracks shower after being caught 'mirin'
>>11338778It's funny because a lot of boards have the same rules.Why are they so retarded?
>>11338778Let's just not worry about it.
Guys let me inthe fallout killed all the plants and animals out hereI want to join the lifeboat please you guys I'm drowning in porn out here
>>11338785Sure thing. The other options remain open for the future.Oh yeah, bean or no?
>>11338798Hey GG, what do you think about these things from the latest comic?
Sorry for the beef
>>11338178>Your doorbell rings>Glancing out the window you see a familiar caravan/cart sitting in your driveway>You open your door to see a familiar face beneath a familiar purple hat and cloak.>"Good afternoon, Anonymous - the Great and Powerful Trixie has returned to grace you with her presence once more!"
>>11338814>two daygaurd mares will never pin you down behind the barracks and drain your balls dry
>>11338689They just made a sticky, though.Why would they make a sticky for a board with only hours to live?
>>11338831I'm not worried about its just stupidity on the part of many on this board.
>>11338839How can one drown in porn?
>>11338824Because most of them are from /b/ despite them saying they were not.They are just attacking the mods and showing their true colors now, it's funny really that the /b/read infected the rest of the board.
>>11338739Albino ponies confirmed for priviledged.
>>11338783I'm not exaggerating when I say guard ponies are burly either.They're fucking huge.
>>11338849Is that from the preview or is the whole thing out? I haven't noticed anyone storytiming here or on /mlp/
>>11338862Dayguard would only be trying to help you by getting all those nasty dirty urges out of you so that you can be pure. Also, eyes on the prize, son.
>>11338849So Jerrome and Larry are gay right? I mean there's no way those guys aren't gay. They even look gay.
>>11338862That's rape, Dan. Shame on you.
>>11338880it's simple, you get porn in your lungs and the lack of oxygen kills youlet me in already
>>11338839>Drowning in porn....Explain...Slowly...
>>11338899It was storytimed two times in the general.Go download it from yay ponies
>>11338899The Whole thing is out
>>11338899The whole thing. Someone posted it yesterday and I posted it earlier.Do I have to dump it AGAIN?
>>11338881It's funny how easy it is to dismiss something as being /b/-related drivel when it isn't your content being deleted.
Can we please stop worrying about what the board is doing?We've tried not to before, let's continue that trend.
>>11338849>Hey GG, what do you think about these things from the latest comic?I didn't see itwasn't really around latelybut they're okay I guess
>>11338911>implying you weren't scoping that choice sun guarding ass all dayYou wanted it anon, they could smell it on you
>>11338908You mean Skippy?Skippy would chastise the fuck out of them for not being professional. >YOU'RE PART OF THE GUARD, ACT LIKE IT
>>11338932Dump it...DUMP IT ALL OVER MY READY BODY!
>>11338881I should have known MLPGfags would be oblivious to what's really happening. People only see what they really want to see. I shouldn't let one person ruin my image of everyone in here but I came in here expecting to see everything in this post exactly as it was written. I thought you guys were cool, but I guess you're all just anuses.
>>11338933Well most content here isn't against the rules. And the one that is is just linked not posted.And when it's posted it's quickly deleted and the people who post it are usually banned. We had quite a few artists banned for posting porn
>>11338953But I'm not worrying about what the board is doing.I honestly don't care.I just want to talk about cute ponies, like this one.
>>11338961>>11338974Well shit.Posting again.
>>11338924>yay ponies>has G1/2/3 epsshould I
>>11338851>>11338985YOU GUYS ARE SERIOUSLY INCREDIBLE
>>11338849I Now Pronounce You Jerome and Larry
>>11339004Fucking hell just post a damn link.http://imgur.com/a/e7cxw
>>11339006>G2There was never a G2. Tales isn't G2. FUCK THEMAs for your question no
>>11339021Oh well nevermind.
>>11339044No one's smiling here you fuckalso dubs
>>11338977>Oblivious.Not at all, we are just jaded to when mods decide to do something.And we evolved a long time ago, sorry if you didn't get the 'how to porn in an era of prohibition'.Then again, we did it when it was just 'ponies'.Keep being upset and attacking the mods if you want, we will keep in out speakeasy.We will keep a glass ready for you if you ever want to come back.
>>11337076>That feel when dead yet drawing Yume Nikki shit
>>11339057Jokes on you. I have a scuba suit made of ponies that protect me.
>>11338977>implying the people who care less are bothering to reply>>11338978going from the sticky, it ousted Flutterrape threads, simply based on how they were about a NSFW topic. We get that in here pretty frequently, especially when EA is abouts. Probably not enough for Scruffy to nuke the whole thread, though.
>>11339079Mostly jokingly, which a handful of tards then took and ran off with to start their own general.
>>11339079we do a lot of things that aren't technically safe for work either
>>11339081Put up some damn content, or walls, you know.
>>11339091uuuuugh why does everyone keep forcing twirity
>>11339096Topic of the thread is ponies. Not pony porn, not pony porn story. Just ponies and pony related things.
>>11339115Because it's the best ship.Even comics think so.
>>11339115How the hell is that forcing Twirity.Anon I think you have a problem.
>>11339126exactly, so this is the best place in /mlp/ for unf.this isn't a fetish general technically
>>11339113I asked last thread what the fuck a channel was and you didn't answer, pls respond
>>11339175On the the 4chan homepage where it shows all the boards, they're grouped into channels. He's saying that channels are the boards themselves though, which is wrong.
>>11339202Remember when we played ping pong with Ika spammer all over across 4chan? That was fun.Then the guy using the script said we're butts and fixed the script.At least he was nice and didn't spam us on episode day.
Why is she so perfect?
My husband is away for a baking competition. I see the way you look at me.
>>11339184I can see I am channeling some anger from you.Do you want to hug it out and channel it away?I didn't even know redot called them channels till you mentioned it, by the way.
>>11339251Ika spammer was pretty brotier.As brotier as a spammer can be, anyways. I wish the glorious sport of botball lasted longer, though.
>>11339267Mrs. Cake are you trying to seduce me?
>>11339278What the fuck is a pony?
>>11339266So in the end all that will be left will be MLPG and 6-7 other threads filled with people who don't care about porn and dislike MLPG?
>>11339283Actually I just got here. Was there an argument earlier or something?
>>11339290thisi dont want shit in my MLPG
>>11339303nightmare moon is not for cute
>>11339278Down here you silly Princess!You just can't see them because you're so tall!
>>11339278I tried to stop it.We could have talked about how white ponies(not Rarity, who is grey) are all in positions of power or influence, but they'd rather talk about angry people.
Is Big Mac's cock solid or spotted?
>>11339333she's a very versatile horse
>>11339333she is for comfortingsand hugs
>>11339290Please, those idiots have blinders on their eyes.They are literally making porn generals to 'fight the powah!'And how has it affected us?It hasn't.So shut the fuck up and talk about ponies.
>>11339333She is for butts.Purple on black butt>Black on Purple butt
>>11339352Snowflake and Pipsqueak aren't in positions of power or influence.
>>11339361Spotted with apple shaped splotches
>>11339361Solid, slightly pinker than the rest of his coat
>>11339283but they don't?
>>11339361Solid black, I checked.
>>11338854>You invite her inside>she perches on your sofa while you grab her something to drink>"So how long are you in town for? Just passing through?">She takes a moment to answer>"Trixie thought it would be best to have a short break from touring - so she might recover her strength for her next engagement. It can be quite exhausting, performing feats unfathomable to the average mind on a daily basis...!"
>>11339382that's what you think
>>11339370>NMM's butt is filled with helium
Your favorite pony is watching you right now.
>>11339376Purple on purple > purple
What if Apple Pie
>>11339382>PipsqueakWhite like Argentina
>>11339333>The night NMM got preened by Anon.Haha, time to get the image from the feelwor->Nothing on NMM.FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>11339382Pipsqueak isn't close to white.
>>11339426She probably thinks I'm boring. I should do something cool.
>>11339414"hey we already talked about everything in the show, what now?""post porn"
>>11339432>implying Big Mac would marry a girl who can't even fix a watershoot.
>>113394703rd degree burns time
>>11339482But it's on her hair.
>>11339021I don't know how I should feel
>>11339428I agree anon.
>>11339432You know what? I hope Bic Mac gets some characterization in his comic, so people can actually ship him dor real. Right now, he's just an eligible bachelor(arguably) who doesn't talk much.
>>11339492put a dish that's been in the oven for 30 minutes on your head and see how well your theory holds up
>>11339459Okay what about a different kind of Apple Pie?>>11339479He could teach her. And she could teach him how to farm rocks. And they could have together a Apple Rock farm
>>11339479>implying big mac would even consider an Anon who can't even spell 'water chute'
>>11339504>eligible bachelor>not confirmed bachelor
>>11339473The final frontier!I've never suggested or advocated that, I just encourage anyone who is constantly complaining about thread quality to take a proactive approach and find something we haven't talked about.
>>11339504He's also shy.
>>11339382Not yet, but he's going to become an action movie star and then parley that fame into a governorship
>>11339504>eligible bachelorWell, yeah. I mean, he's got huge... tracts of land.
>>11339482>>11339511It's okay, you can't see it but she has a magic trivet on her head.
>>11339479>implying Big Mac would marry a girl
>>11339524>http://www.thefreedictionary.com/Watershoot>A trough for discharging water.
>>11339495aww yissfanon was stupid as fuck
>>11339495cute little shoutout that doesn't take away from the main work, I like itthe scarfy doctor also makes an appearance around there, too.
>Zecora just traps a nightmare in a jar.Pfff>Wrangles another and drags it by the tail.PFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
>>11339574I don't think he understands what it is.
>>11339531Fossil fuels anon, we only have a limited amount before we run out
About snowflake, I actually took the time to watch that thing. It was okay but you guys werent kidding about it feeling forced as fuck. More than anything, what got me the most was that there was too much dialogue. They all talked far too much, Snowflakes little monologue at the end ruined the entire thing. It needed more subtelty
>>11339588I prefer LunaI've never seen a genuinely cute NMM picture on the level of Luna in a scarf.
>>11339574>5th Doctor is there toomaximum yiss, lovin' these shoutouts>>11339594I'm aware of 10th Doctor Doctor Who
>tfw probably too late to go to sleep at this point and might as well stay up
>>11339620Is that so. Hm.
how strong is pony?
>>11339620This is indeed a problem.
>>11339632Always a shitty feeling, I've noticed we've been unusually fast these past two nights/mornings.Usually we're dead at this time.
>>11339654strong enough to hold you during mid-air sex
>>11339620Well it wouldn't make sense for her to be cute now would it
>>11339615I think you mean Snowdrop.Snowflake is the zyzz pone.
>>11339686Well there's the comic, the /mlp/ drama, and EqG is almost here so some people probably strated frequently MLPG again after taking a break
>>11339691This is racist to batpones. Check your privilege.
>>11339686A lot of us are probably just between the end of their semester and getting a summer job and don't have many better things to do.
>>11339666In the comic, Satan.Zecora is OP against Nightmare critters.
>>11339677I'm waiting for you to realize your mistake.
>>11339718Which pony has a fetish for exotic pony subspecies?
>>11339715>not BLAST HARDCHEESE
>>11338539Arrested Development. That's Buster working at an archaeological dig
>>11339718Did your dad rape a bat or something
>>11339677Say what you will about the show, but goddamn if most of the Doctors were not stylin' motherfuckersalso>scarves
>>11339715>not BOLT VANDERHUGE
>>11339730>nmm farts constellations.png
>>11339654Strong like bears but legs break too often, though it could just be an animation error.
>>11339724My semester ended a month ago, some people have really long ones I guess.
>>11339764but that's her tail though
>>11339715>not DOYU EVENLIFT
>>11339744Oh yeah speaking of thatAndy and Katie said there will be a Arrested Development reference in the Big Mac comic
http://www.google.com/trends/hottrends/visualize?nrow=15&ncol=15This shows what people are googling in real time.How long will it take to see something pony related?
>>11339740She's used to all of Celestia's guard from living with Celestia in the castle for so long, but Luna's guard peaks her curiosity.
>>11339691I think my favorite thing about Hotel Transylvania were the bat designs. Other than that it was a pretty bland movie for me.
I'm glad we still don't have a proper name for him.
>>11339765Pony legs have two sets of joints. One set allows them to move in a horse-like way and the other set allows them to move in a human-like way.
>>11339737So I watched a ton of post-reboot Dr. Who, but it never really caught my interest that much.Should I try classic Who? What's the difference?
>>11339788How long will it take me to find someone searching for ur mum
>>11339788All I saw was lots of Piratebay and PS4 vs xbone
>>11339788Some people type really really slow
>>11339803What a disgraceful pony, muddying her genetics like that by introducing foreign genes.
>>11339834What about the third set?
>>11339788It's only showing a handful of different things over and over. Seems pretty fake.
>you will never unf in ded horses again
>>11339819I'm just glad we have sophisticated individuals to post Space Mutiny every time we bring up the subject.
>>11339874woah that's just wrong
>>11339867For getting down low enough to bite off baby dragon hemipenises
After I blow my load, all that arousal is gone. Sometimes I feel disgusted and hate myself for carnal desires.
>>11339788>>11339872Also there are no porn searches that I can see. MUST be fake.
>>11339788That's cool to watch.
>>11339888I hear it's a delicacy
>>11339865Woah, woah, woah, batponies are just as fine and upstanding as any other pony.Not only that, but technically their genetics are superior, allowing heightened senses.
>>11339895I just masturbate for release.I don't think on it after the fact.
>>11339874People actually still use the dead horses for smut?I thought they just posted it all in the active general now.
>>11339895You must be Catholic.
>>11339913>Twilight's fetish is pouring exotic semen into her body, transforming her womb into a veritable genetic battlefield where only the strong will survive.
>>11339895Really? I never feel disgusted or hate myself. Something must be wrong with you.
>>11339913>weaker bones>ultrasensitive hearing>shit day statsYeah no
>>11339925>tfw just masturbated and anon posts stuff like this
>>11339913>it's not just cosmetic magic from Luna
>>11339788Huh. Apparently Kingdom Hearts 3 is multiplatform.Cool.
>>11339877Wie geht es?
>>11339933What the hell am I supposed to do?>hhrrnnn YAY I WON AGAIN
>>11339895Are you fapping to children or something?
>>11339925I like sexual Celestia, but the whole Molestia thing almost ruined it for me.
>>11339988Why are black people reactions so goddamn funny?
>>11339994JJ was the one pushing it, and he's also a massive faggot.>>11340004because black people make funny faces, like woll smoth.
>>11340004Humans always find animals funny, it's natural.
>>11339972>filenamebut I posted that, and I'm Americanwe have culture here too, you know
>>11339970sellouts. them and Kojima. but i can't stay mad at Kojima.
>>11339988there always has to be at least one black person in the background to look disgusted or disturbed
>>11339877I can pinpoint the exact point my life started to go to shit when MST3K was cancelled.
How would you feel if you were having sex with your sapient, loving waifu in the missionary position and, when she climaxed, she clenched and neighed like a horse?
>>11340028la is full of them
>A character in the new Final Fantasy game has a hime cutHow long before I can make her a Twily
>>11340042Blow my load harder than I've ever blown my load before.
>>11339988>Security Guard and Man: I'm getting too black for this shit
>>11340031You gonna have anything to show on the 14th?
>>11340026There's a difference between Americunt and American.
>>11339925>that signaturehow am I supposed to read that, arghartist name?
>>11340042>have sex so good that pone loses control and acts like an animal
>>11340064>hime cutYou can't, ever.
>>11340042wake up ;_;
>>11340078it's a white people ritual, they put on horsemasks and do crazy shit.
>>11340079Featherweight you mean? I'm trying.
>>11340026>>11339972We should just agree that the magnificence of Stephen Fry transcends all borders and sexualities.
>>11340027So...does the PS4 have any exclusive at all?
>>11339788too fucking many chinese
>>11340105It's exclusive is that it's not an xboxone.
>>11339925>badly emulating JJ's style
>>11340042i would cum immediately. shit's hot. besides, Rarity being simultaneously horny and horrified and trying to apologize through her orgasm for acting so unladylike would be adorable and sexy.
>>11340121So just like JJ's style then?
>>11340105Exclusives should be outlawed, they just piss me off.
>>11340096Chappelle's skit on hanging out with white people is relevant.
ATTACK ON PONY
>>11340101Wait, you're doing Featherweight for the MLPG book thing? Humanised? R63?
>>11340105Anything by Naughty Dog and Sucker Punch. SP is making Infamous Second Son which looks incredible. Naughty Dog will probably introduce a new property or make The Last of Us two. Insomniac is with EA now, and Jaffe isn't helming anything. Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts are multi platform now
>>11340116But anon that was canceled 2 years ago>>11340117So it doesn't have complete idiots being in charge of it. I seeWell I'm getting a Wii U
>>11340153Oh shit, the book.I was thinking of another project I was doing that had a hard deadline for the 15th.Crap, I dunno. I can try to have a sketch. I was doing Gilda for the book.
You guys, lately I've been having these dreams. I feel like I'm waking up, but I never recognize the bed. It's the sun that wakes me up, always the sun. The beds are always a little small, but with really thick matresses and blankets. The house is either a white tile, or an old wood. After I stand up I'm dressed, but I can never tell what I'm wearing. Soon after a pony comes in from a door behind me. I can never recognize the pony, but I'm never surprised to see him or her. Once I leave with them, it gets sort of hazy. All I remember is it's always different. Last time we went to an amusment park, then just walked around. When the day got late we walked around the docks. The ends are ways the best, it'a always pretty, so pretty. We watched the sun set, and I felt like I was falling, just like always. The world turns 'sketchy', and loses color. Then it's just me, hints of the dock, and white. I fall back.Then I wake up with a start.What's going on? I'm kind of worried now because it's been going on for a while, and it makes the rest of my day really boring. All I want to look forward to is goong back to bed.
>>11340042That would be a bit strange. I'm not quite sure how I'd feel.
>>11340124/deadWish we could have spoke with him.
Anon I post here like every dayI just stay anon because there's no point not too
>>11340105off the top of my head killzone shadow whatever, infamous second son and a bunch of indie games
>>11340125>pound into her harder>she's fighting the urge>telling you to stop between moans and neighs
>>11340154yes. Insomniac is with EA now, and they're just going to produce drivel. we lost nothing.
>>11340168Oh... OK. What's the Featherweight thing? Updating cute blog?
>>11340150better defend with more hoers
>>11340157>what's a console with no idiots in charge of it>buys a wii-uPC+3DS is the only way to go.
>>11340180I know, I just miss it when you were more easily summoned to chat with and answer questions with your name on.
>>11340199No I'm drawing Featherweight for a group project thing.
>>11340206But I'll be getting 3DS tooAnd I already have a PC
>>11340042>Bucking her hips around uncontrollably>Her eyes rolling into the back of her head>Losing all control till she's just an animal for a few seconds>Coming back to normal, staring into your eyes with a dopey smileI'd slam into her hard enough to break her hips 6 times and cum
>>11340224Goodnight best pony
>>11340210Butyou can do that on tumblr!
>>11340150wow, this is getting fanarts fastIs it actually a good show or is it overrated
>>11340226That's all you need.
>>11340211That's cute. Is it an MLPG group project? I always seem to miss out on these things.
>>11340224This is how I fall asleep almost every night/morning now, as the sun is coming up.
>>11340198>drivelInsomniac Naughty Dog and Sucker Punch were titans on the PS2, and I've heard good things about Spyro. It's kind of weird that they were the only guys who couldn't make the jump to the PS3.>What if instead of making fun platformers full of interesting worlds we made a grey brown shooter
>>11340246If you're braeburned prove it by Drawing cute nightmare critters from the latest comic.
>>11340226>that feel when the 3DS has no pictochatI miss that and being able to play for extended periods without hurting my hands.
>>11340258Same here.It kind of blows.
>>11340105KillzoneInfamousNaughty DogThere's 20 PS4 exclusive games in developement40 PS* exclusiveProbably a lot of indies though
>>11340253More of a tamblr thing.
>>11340246B-but it's slower and not as fun there...
>>11340205is that from the official comic artist?
>>11340269that is a very misleading filename.porn pls
>>11340258I do too.It's awful
>>11340249It started out really good, then it got a bit 'mecha anime except the mecha are flesh instead of metal'Right now it stands on the precipice of 'shit could get impressive' but only time will tell now.
>>11340249it's got a somewhat unique premise and an easily identified world that lends itself well to fanarts
>>11340268>It's kind of weird that they were the only guys who couldn't make the jump to the PS3The Ratchet and Clank games on the PS3 were still gud.
>>11340289But you haven't updated your Featherweight tumblaar in ages. ;_;Oh well, good luck with it.
When does Korra start again?
>>11340283>>11340304I don't mean to, I'll just be typing away still thinking it's closer to midnight or something when slowly I realize my room is getting lighter, the birds are chirping, and some people are driving by on their way to work.
>>11340325>The Ratchet and Clank games on the PS3 were still gud.Wasn't that made by someone else though?
>>11340271b-but i was just going to bedhere, how about a preview of a dumb upcoming SAS update i'm workin' on
>>11340354I always pull a, "just 10 more minutes and I'll go to bed."And then it's 5 am.
>>11340278Don't glare at me like that! It makes it hard to adjust my boner...
>>11340358Not good enough.I won't let you go to bed unless you promise to draw nightmare critters.Seriously nobody is,Not even porn.
How goes things, Joustanon?
>>11340406Twily are you even trying?
>>11340406Are centaurs allowed?
>>11340249No kiddingso its like zombie show, with acrobatics?
>>11340412goat train drew those moon slugs but i think that's it
>>11340412what do they even look like
>>11340358looks cute!big mac has always been my favorite stallion for some reason, which is weird because as far as humans are concerned I've always been more attracted to more effeminate looking guys it must be the the shy factor, it can make him seem really cute.also, rape fantasy comics when ?
What are pone's philosophies like?
>>11340433Just look here for all the latest comic.>>11339021
>>11340462Time to draw niggy
>>11340410and yet, we still blamed Bioware for DA2 when it was made by a different team than that which did DA:O. just saying. they fly the same banner.
>>11340448But the R&C Ps3 games were insomniac.
>>11340462Pinkie jumping through flaming hoops
>>11340462DRAW ME A PONY
>>11340462Draw the nightmare critters.
>>11340434i've got an animation coming up that'll tide you overplus you'll probably like the rest of this updatehttp://imgur.com/6cHMZp7
>>11340462Draw a pony wearing a pretty saddle
>>11340470Dragon Age: Origins wasn't all that great.Tedious story, boring characters and ugly level/armor designs.It failed to live up to its hype.
>>11340467speaking of which
>>11340486You're right, I should probably draw something before Tan cleaves my asshole in two when he gets back.
NO NO MORE REQUESTSI CAN'T EVEN FINISH ONE DRAWING
>>11340471Confirmation: I'm looking at my copies of Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction and Ratchet and Clank: A Crack in Time and they both have the Insomniac logo on themSo, likeMaybe the guys who actually made them didn't want to take any credit and just blamed them on Insomniac...
>>11340510MY REQUEST IS FOR YOU TO FINISH THE OTHER DRAWINGS
>there is no one to play tf2 with at this time in the morningWorst feel.
>>11340506Butt why? and furthermore, who cares?
>>11340499>>11340503>>11340510I'M GOING TO GO MASTURBATEAND WHEN I GET BACKTHERE BETTER BE SOMETHING GODDAMN IT
>>11340503>>11340499SPEAK OF THE DEVIL, EH DAN?
>>11340493AHH oh god, I fucking love you.can't wait to see more!
When did everyone start drawing tail docks?
>>11340525but anon it's 7PMI don't play with Americans because I like my ping to be less than 3 digits.
>>11340497yes, but Leliana was waifu of the year, all years, and therefore i will defend it to the death.
>>11340528Can you stream when you fuck him in the ass?
>>11340540Just like your IQ#wrekt
>>11340514Daily reminder that the original pitched name for Crack in time was: Clock Stoppers.
>>11340493Sometimes I wonder why I even bother drawing.
>>11340510I'M STEALING ONE OF THEMthe pinkie through flaming hoops one
>>11340537Either when people got more interested in drawing the more accurately to horses than to the show, or when everyone else started drawing them.
>>11340547>>11340528I'm locking my doors as we speak
>>11340547>contributor gay sub stramO-oh my
>>11340503DRAW RIGHT NOW NIGGA BEFIRE U CLEAVE YOUR ASS IN TWO.
>>11340554m8 HIQ is for losers, real people talk about ponies.
>>11340558Give her a pretty flame hoop jumping outfit
>>11340566The post came from inside the house
>>11340258>OtamatoneThose things unnerve me for some reason.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxLB70G-tRY
>>11340540>tfw playing in a server full of dirty europoors complaining about lag while I'm on max settings at 60fps
>>11340588automatons are pretty cool, anyone have robot ponies?
Good nightI need to be up in two hours anyway.
bondage is best tier fetish
>>11340588Maybe because they hum as a chord instead of a single note?
>>11340588The start of that is just downright creepy
>>11340621pervading the luminous aether
>>11340619Pony is best fetish.
>>11340616Just over enough time for a single sleep cycle, so you should at least wake up feeling rested. You'll probably tire out in the following few hours though.
>>11340619Does that include light bondage?
>>11340592>proud of maxed out at 60 fps>tf2Besides; What does your fps have to do with ping-time across the pond?
>>11340644SB plsI agree
I dunno why I like sketching with orange so much.
Can someone give me a Gloomy ref?
>>11340664>twist pulls her massive balls up.png
I don't know guys, I find the Idea of Pinkie saying "gazongas" and "badonkadonk" cute as heck.
>>11340677Me neither. there are other colours slightly easier on the eyes.
>>11340663Not just TF2.Also, nothing, just that I always seem to have no lag when everyone else does. It feels great, like being the only kid to get an A on an exam.
>>11340644>you will never be smothered to death between Titty Twist's giant bazooms
>>11340685oh god I can't unsee it
>>11340677>not using blue
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>11340677>>11340708>not making a color changing gif
>>11340696>>11340708Purple is nice too.
>>11340720Because she's almost as purple as Cheerilee, but less so.
>>11340708>not giving a fuck what color you use
>>11340704>that vat 19 gummy worm
>>11340720how are you always here
>>11340704>you will never be her big strong stallion
>>11340678Gloomy is Hiatuspone, right? Or was that Subpone?What's the other called, again?
>>11340731That's a slightly nicer colour to look at.
It happened again. I won't be falling asleep anytime soon, so let's try something fun.Just make up an OCish name on the spot. I want to see what I can come up with.
>>11340744>you will never wear her sweater and deeply inhale her womanly scent
>>11340747>you will never fight off boredom and depression by helping Gloomy fight off hers
>>11340678>>11340747I'll just post the ones I can find in my folder.I like the larger/older looking thing this pic does.
>>11340664i done told you, boy. y'all best be stayin' away from Twist. you got Pinkie. next time won't be no warning. deviant.
>>11340644>>11340664>>11340667>>11340704I can get off to ponies and lots of other disturbing shit, and yet I just can't get get off to unrealistic proportions.
>>11340757Wiggle FeathersOrange SorbetSteeple Chaser
I love you guys.
>>11340743The magic of friendship
>>11340757Here's my list I keep saved.>Tapedeck>Freezeframe>Black Velveteen>Haywire>Coppertop>Goofball>Whitewash>Newsflash>Lacquer>Gauntlet>Chatterbox>Gung Ho>Gee Wilikers>Brass Tacks>Poindexter>Jitterbug>Tough Cookie
>>11340678>>11340832And last one I have saved.
>>11340793I like Orange Sorbet.
>>11340823Friendship isn't magic, otherwise twilight coulda made frienz, love potions are different story.
>>11340757BooksmartsDough BowlGrill SteakGizmo CogI'm just putting vaguely related words together
>tfw british guy is coming today to visit for a month>tfw he's taking my sister's room and she's sleeping in my room on an inflatable bed>tfw no late night privacy for a month>tfw can't stay up until 6 AM chatting with you guys and jerking off to gushing horse cocks;_;
>>11340847>>11340832what a qt
>>11340827>Tough CookieRoss you son of a bitch, I have to be the only one who like this little rascal
>>11340885Have a good one
>>11340885Just suck your sister's horse cock.Problem solved.
>>11340908I-I like him...
>>11340873But Twilight did make friends.
>>11340908oh shit, I didn't know ross was using that name, I'll strike it from my list in that case.not because I don't like him or anything, just because someone here is using it already
>>11340908Probably he was a self inserted wish fulfillment for his incestual fat fetish.
>>11340875>Grill Steak>always throws BBQ parties>Only a few ponies occasionally show up since pony eat meat very rarely>Oh and Pinkie. >But only because the heard party in the name>At lest she loves the gravy sauce
>>11340936cause celestia hooked them up for her
>>11340873Is that pony's cutie mark a condom?
>>11340920>sister's cock>not the British guy's
>>11340948pokey pierce fucks everything, so he always needs to wear a condom.
>>11340939Screw you Ross wherever you are, I'm taking him in.>>11340931I GOT DIBS ON FIRST
>>11340948How dare youthat is a beautiful elegant glass sculptureYou uncivilized brutes know nothing of art
>>11340948It's clearly a ghost.
>>11340908>fexing arm attached to a cookie
>>11340588What's the tune from the start of it?It's not greensleeves is it?
hey brae is an enema helpful for dealing with diarrhea? I've got fudge I just can't budge.
>>11340948look closer, anon
>>11340994I'm sorry, please forgive me.
>>11340993He deleted it because he mislinked.He reposted with the correct link here>>11340205
What would each pony's favourite pokemon gen be?
>>11340994Reminder that Rose has a glass "icicle"
>>11341052I wish I could be her icicle.
>>11340885be prepared to be kept up by your sister's orgasmic moans as she bounces around on Nigel's crumpet.
>>11341055>A dildo?Look at the other cutie marks, anon
>>11341052those are so pretty...
>>11341055I think he's trying to point out that every goddamnit moot pony's cutiemark is something sexual there.I'd point out examples, but the picture's refusing to load for me; I just remember seeing it before.
>>11341051Pinkie: Likes all of them equallyFluttershy: The one with the most pokemonsDash and AJ don't play itTwilight: Gen 1 and hates all the new onesRarity Gen 1 since that's the only one she played. It's also her least favorite one.
>>11341052I can't wait for Rose to draw straight up porn.It'll be the cutest thing.
>>11341100Rediv draw a glass dildo pony.
>>11341100Would you use a double ended glass dildo with rose?
>>11340885>british guy is coming today to visit for a month>no late night privacy for a monthYou know what you must do anon, for the good of every American
>>11341122Say sorry for being such whiny children with your 'freeduhm' fight, and then eat a cyanide-pill?
>tfw making something with equestria girlsit just feels kinda unholy.
>you will never be dominated by a pair of kinky pony twins that go by the name "the scissor sisters"
>>11341186He better not have any pants.
>>11341122>you will never have a pet nuclear alligator
>>11341186Sudoku is the only option.
>>11341196better grease them up
>>11341196Sure won't.I'll be the one dominating them.
>>11341171How crass. No, you must show him the hospitality that every American must show their houseguests.
>>11341198Nah hes got pants
>>11341236Does a raging, unstoppable boner explode from the pants?
>>11341233>allowing redcoats in your homeBECAUSE THAT'S NEVER GONE WRONG BEFORETAKE UP ARMSDEFEND YOUR HOMEMASTURBATE TO HORSECOCKS IN PRIVACY
>>11341258I prefer to do it in public, at the local starbucks.
>>11341062That was interesting.
>>11341255The joke is pony twilight comes onto him in pony form. after the unholy sex he bloops into a pony.
hm, I'm not sure why I drew this pose off the bat. I should probably change it.eyes hurt a lot more than I thought they would.
>>11341258Anon pls, there are more less confrontational ways of dealing with redcoat scum.
>>11341233Hmm. So he just needs to take him to an all you can eat restaurant and then take him out, get him drunk so that he passes out and then he can do lewd things without being overheard. I see.