Would you dance with pony?old horse: >>11322614
>>11327144a thread should be
I like poniesDont tell anyone
this thread is now haunted.
Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
>>11327159This thread is now hunted
http://i.imgur.com/9hoRItf.jpgbeen cumming profusely to this pony
What is that pony's name?I've no doubt bronies have given her something lame and unfitting.
>>11327175Sassaflash
>>11327172Is there any good Fleurpants porn?
http://i.imgur.com/8jNtzVl.jpgOh my god
>>11327159absolutely terrifying
>>11327133WHo do I look like?Mitt Romney?
Have you ever had a stallion's cock so deep inside you that you can barely feel anything besides him sawing through your cunt?It's the greatest feeling.
>>11327159They just want a hug
Kids, gather around, I need your focusI know it seems like the world is so hopeless
what if pony had prosopagnosia and it extends to cutie marks
What is Twilight's favorite book?50 shades ofbeing an awful pony
>>11327214Is that style the lovechild of Jalm and MT?
>>11327229Scrubbles why aren't you drunk?
http://i.imgur.com/f31ahQR.jpg
Hey vonies,http://www.examiner.com/article/xbox-one-has-a-1-5mbps-download-speed-internet-requirement?t=1It keeps happening. I give you a pony.
>>11327229That wasn't even a pun
>>11327180>>11327175She has an official name and is officially a cute pone
>>11327133Yes
>>11327144MLPG a thread should be that's often
>>11327159Last night, I could have sworn I felt something hug me back. Could it really have been the ghost pony who I wished would come back to me for the longest time?
>>11327159oh nooooooooooooohow could this beeee
>>11327133>tfw i dont know how to dance...
>>11327229>by Applejack>Co-authored by Pinkie Pie
>>11327212What's even better when he's nibbling at your ear and you can hear his moans while he hilts inside you.
>Chubby thread on /a/Oh unf
what does pizza pone look likewhat does cheesecake pone look like
>>11327229I'll cut you
>>11327258But it really shouldn't
>>11327262Did someone say Bee?
>>11327247The same reason why Pinkie Pie isn't annoyingBecause she is!
>>11327239I think it's just MT Still very cute
>>11327250>if I post a picture of a pony that makes the rest of the post on-topic!
http://i.imgur.com/hQ084ZA.pngMY DICK CAN'T HANDLE IT
you're not even on fucking /co/ anymorewhy the fuck do you guys get a general and we don't
>>11327282Noone knows anon
>>11327310Cry a river m8
>>11327279Except AJ likes it in the assIt's why she's best pony afterall.
>>11327225My god, I have this.It took me three weeks to learn my roommate's face in college. If I'm unfamiliar with actors faces and they have the same general haircut and color I get them confused when they're in the same movie.When I was little and watched Star Wars I couldn't keep Han Solo and Luke Skywalker separate.I thought I just was bad at learning faces.
How do I defeat pony and reclaim my birthright?
So how bout that comic huh?
>>11327310Is this what it's about? You're jealous?Well for one, the thread isn't entirely based around porn.
>>11327327You shoot at them until they die.
>>11327312>sausage legsGod, this wouldn't be offputting if there wasn't such a big difference in color from her body
>>11327327Deep hard dicking
>>11327291I think MT's style is very erratic. Sometimes it looks great, sometimes awful.But she's been improving a lot recently.
>/mlp/ worried Moot's email means he's going to delete the boardOh my fucking god I think I would die of happiness if it happened
>>11327282Pizza pizza
>>11327328Price and Cook are way better than these guys
>>11327327Depends on the pony.
>>11327292I give you a pony. You are now a pony. You start screaming, only to have spaghetti fly from your lips. The world is now oversaturated.
>>11327312You know what this pony's favotteire sexual position is?She actually just likes to greasy spoon!
>>11327327you can't defeat ponypony is a virusit regenerates just when you think you've killed it
>>11327250>Have had 1mbit internet at my holiday house for the last decade because of a exchange monopolyThis has to be some kind of scamThey're trying to crash Microsoft stocks and make a bundle on the derivatives market
>>11327282>>11322495
>>11327322That's rough, dude.
>>11327356whatI just woke up
Does anyone want to play Killing Floor?
>>11327356That could mean only two things: We have to share MLPG on /co/ with the entirety of /mlp/ or go to the sub.
>>11327360>Actually liking Mary Sue Sparkle moreI'll never understand you guys.
>>11327369>Also this is a fucking shit meme and i hope you step on a Lego.Based mod
>>11327172my first, she's a good one
>>11327357Oh my god that pony's hind leg is broken
>>11327368The things I would do to that tied up pony
>>11327368>Twilight is getting anxious about something>Pacing around the house>You've taken to taping her to the wall to calm her down>You just have to remember to give her a book
>>11327382Apparently /mlp/ collectively spammed moot with emails crying for their porn back and to make the board NSFW, he said he's had enough of it and he's going to make a sticky tonight.
>>11327375>>11322495I haven't seen much of Cheesecake pony, to be honest. There's this kinda shitty thing I did and LK's pic I based this one off of.
>>11327384I do occasionally.No l6, but my sharpand firebug are both high l5, 3 everything else
>>11327388What? No. Chrysalis was a way better and better written villain than Nightmarity
>>11327368Twilight looks like she's strugglingShe must be trying to book it!
>>11327356What the fuck could the possible benefit of deleting this board be?
>>11327393MLP:FiM ponies don't have joints.
>>11327402I would calm her down with my penis
>>11327393Maybe it's made out of cheese and flexible and stuff
>>11327417But she's not as sexy
>>11327414it's gorgeous
>>11327422Best scenario the piss would leave for a new site and we could go back to /co/
>>11327422people would stop trolling 4chan with ponies
>>11327422What the fuck was the possible benefit of creating the board?
>>11327356/mlp/ is like North Korea. It's only gotten this bad because no one else cares enough to actually do something
>>11327442That'd just cause a lot of trabble.
>>11327422It would start a shitstorm all over the internet, for sure. Mando and his mother would definitely comment on it.
>>11327393I was hoping it was, because my frail understanding of pony backlegs was trying to understand what was going on.Does anyone have a picture of a pony's back leg lifted up or stretched out like that?
>>11327435>not sexyAre you high?
It was dusty
>>11327442>Actually wanting /co/ to bitch about us 24/7 again
>>11327442>>>11327387/mlp/ doesn't want to leave le epic 4chan though.
>>11327464>Mando and his mother would definitely comment on it.the question beingwhy would anybody care?
>>11327175>I've no doubt bronies have given her something lame and unfitting.i will never accept "Golden Laurel" seriously, what fucking retard name
>>11327435I'd let her drain my balls thoroughly
>>11327451Making /b/ a better placeCome to think of it that's a terrible fucking reason
>>11327442You can still go to /co/, you just can't post ponies.Ponies will never be allowed back on /co/, and the board is much better for that.Nothing would change for us if we were allowed back on /co/, there'd just be much more meta threads complaining about ponies and dragging the quality of the board down even further.Why do you people want that?
>>11327431I would procreate with an older version of this.In the meantime I would give her to her house and check out the mom.
>>11327451Nothing really, but creating it brought about a huge influx of new users, damming up the board and if it ever gets deleted then it's basically opening up the floodgates. I don't think this board should've ever been made but now that's it exists and brought an entirely different userbase there is no longer any benefit to getting rid of it.
>>11327496>Making /b/ a better placeThere are STILL ponies on /b//mlp/ has accomplished nothing but generate a new wave of brony newfags
>>11327356>mlp deleted>not allowed to post anywhere>have to use sub full time>fleeing janitorial tyranny, a ragtag fugitive thread on a lonely quest, for a shining board known as /co/
>>11327435This is an incorrect opinion
>>11327483okay
>>>/a/87398974
>>11327393It's not. That's how they actually bend.
>>11327390Why isn't there a Lego Pony game released yet? Ross cries softly as he cradles his girlfriend. The princess stares at you as the girlfriend is pillow. You look down only to see that you are a Lyra plushie. I start to write the script to Equestria Girls. I give you a pony.
Anyone drawn any of these things yet?
Fuck. The rumors are true. /mlp/ really is being deleted tonight isn't it?
I want this butt on my face
>>11327475Not AS sexy anon. Please into reading comprehension.
>>11327509>no one posts on it>it dies
>>11327356This is why everyone else on this board hates MLPG.
>>11327370>greasy ponies>heaving their slick bodiesunf
>>11327442>implying they wouldn't all just be forced into one thread with usYou didn't exactly think this through, did you
>>11327521>Why isn't there a Lego Pony game released yet?are there even lego horses?
>>11327498Because people associate /co/ with the good old days. They think just going there will make MLPG better.I know it's irrational, but I'm one of them.
>>11327523I don't even know what they are.
>>11327532This show has way too many sexy female villains. Fucking ponies giving me a femdom fetish.
>>11327356Well I hope you fuckers are happy
>>11327520Do their backlegs bend very far back when they run at all? I don't see the anatomical benefit of it and it seems like it'd make them unsturdy. I'm kind of surprised with how short the length of their body is they can run at all and not get tangled up in their own legs. Maybe that's why they developed hips?
>>11327369>This is a fucking shit meme>LE STEPPING ON A LEGO MAYMAY XDIrony.
>>11327562Did you change your waifu again?
>>11327554DYERTC?
>>11327552These threads went to shit before /mlp/ was created
/mlp/ isnt going anywhere no matter what anyone wants or whats even right because of the impossible situation its creation has made. There's no use getting upset about it. Moot will get rid of /q/ before he gets rid of /mlp/
>>11327498>/co/>betterThe whole pony fiasco brought a massive influx of raging /v/irgins sent on a bullshit crusade against ponies and when we left they no longer had a place to focus their anger, so they just let it spread and fester across the rest of the board
bloop
>>11327554Anon posted the latest comic earlier.Did you see it?
http://i.imgur.com/Gf1sagE.png>popped condomNOI HAVE ENOUGH FETISHES
b-bark
>>11327578Do you even rope the cowboys?
>>11327598Kinkie Pie is retarded
>>11327548No and there can't be; Hasbro owns a shitty lego knockoff. There was a pretty popular attempt at asking Lego to do it and even a prototype example made for the request (they went through the formal channels this type of thing is done through) but because of who held the rights it can't be done.We'll have to wait for Hasbro to do it themselves.
>>11327604http://i.imgur.com/3oPhIRQ.jpgDad, I want a pony for my birthday
>>11327521>>11327548Hasbro owns an IP similar to Lego hence there are no Lego Ponies>>11327498I've heard many argue the board got worse when /mlp/ was made
>>11327608Do you even rationalize the cuddlesex?
>>11327548You raise your hands to the pony and pet it. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a filly the age of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the pony in your hands. I give you a pony. You swallow and look down at the spaghetti in your pockets. You cannot swallow. There are fillies at the top of the stairs.The pony shifts uneasily under your petting. I give you a pony.
>>11327598That's pretty unf
>>11327552That's another thing I don't understand, the general was already pretty bad before we left /co/, why do people think going back there would make the board better?If you want to go to /co/ go to /co/ to talk about your favorite comics or cartoons.
>>11327356Oh holy shit I can't wait! It will finally be over.
>>11327356>You are driving me nuts. I have a ton of other things on my plate. I will address it with a sticky tonight. Please stop e-mailing me about it.How do you even jump to the conclusion that he wants to delete the board?
>everyone in MLPG celebrating the possible deletion of /mlp/ so they don't have to share a board with "the piss :(" anymoreYou faggots just keep proving this cap true, you know.
>>11327617>I hope you step on a kreo
>>11327623>needing to rationalize cuddles of any kindWhat a horrible world you must live in.
>>11327657>everyone>implying mlpg is a hivemindfuck off
>>11327647>Oh holy shit I can't wait! It will finally be over.Nothing moot has said implies the board will be deleted.
>>11327621>Hasbro owns an IP similar to LegoPlease don't tell me it's Mega Bloks
>>11327657>everyone in MLPGread the thread
>>11327663how do you rationalize hugs with near death pony?
>>11327592This I actually agree withI think when MLPG left /co/, /co/ was no longer love. Now all anyone wants to do is bitch about other threads and fandoms
>>11327657>shitposting about shitpostingor>falling for shitposting>replying to shitposting about shitpostingIts shitposting all the way down.Heh.
>>11327548>>11327637You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The fillies are crying now. You raise the spaghetti to the pony, tears stream down your face as it takes a bite. I give you a pony. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only fillies' laughter. I give you a pony.
>>11327678/co/ was no longer love before pony even started.
>>11327670It seems pretty fucking unanimous.
>>11327689No it isn't.Learn to read.
>>11327657>everyone
>>11327592>>11327621/co/ did get a bit better a few months after /mlp/ was created. A lot less meta threads and more on-topic threads. It's not perfect, and there are still a bunch of people that are determined to bring down the quality of the board, but it did improve.
>>11327657/mlp/ could out last 4chan or be deleted with in the hour, it makes zero difference to me. I'm jsut here for the general
>>11327657>everyone in mlpgYeah, I'm sure.I do agree though, if /mlp/ is deleted and we still aren't allowed back into /co/ then maybe we can move to the sub full time.
>>11327688>/co/ will never be love again>MLPG will never be love;_;
>>11327672No Anon. Its over. It has to be.
>>113276771) it's hugs with pony2) hugs will probably comfort her3) it's hugs with pony
>>11327697Do you guys really want mlpg's love?
>>11327520What might be throwing them off is now where it's bent, but the shape of the parts of the leg
LOOK EVERYONE, ITS A PONY
>>11327159
>>11327678There was actually a nice thread on /co/ not to long ago. Everyone was fairly civil with only a handful of people making barbed comments. It only 404'd when there was finally a persistent shitposter, and not a moment sooner. Kind of sad. The thread had the same pleasant feeling of old MLPG
>>11327675>>11327662http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kre-O>Hasbro has made Kre-o sets for Transformers, Battleship, GI Joe, Star TrekPony is inevitable. >Kre-o blocks are compatible with lego blocks the same way Mega Bloks areGood enough!
>>11327689>maybe two to three people>unanimous
>>11327688Well it sure as shit wasnt /v/ like it is now
>>11327707Yes. It's better to be loved rather than hated.I give you a pony.
>>11327675No it's Kreohttp://www.hasbro.com/kre-o/en_US/
>>11327713WHAT'S THAT PONY THINK IT'S DOING
>>11327414MORE
Can MLPG spread the love and make separate threads for their topics? The rest of /mlp/ isn't in its best state.
>>11327707Yes.But I'd rather have pony's love.
You guys will argue over anything.
>>11327717Old MLPG is NEVER coming back. Ever.Not even if we somehow went back to /co/.
>>11327741Good.
>>11327748Yes I will!
>>11327741mlpg doesn't work like that.
>>11327688/co/ was never really love though especially after 2009.They were just one of the nicer boards, and they still are I think. We still have storytimes and win-O threads and people still willing to share episodes of cartoons they enjoy and stuff.
>>11327735THINGSPONY THINGS
>>11327717I was in that thread. It's a damn shame, thinking that the shitposters won, technically.
>>11327754No, you won't, you fucking retard.
>>11327741no dont go into le piss le piss bronies will infect you with their le piss cooties lol xD
>>11327737more what?
>>11327749The grand irony is plenty of old mlpg is still here.Meaning the current state of it is what they created anyway.
>>11327764THAT SOUNDS HORRIFYING
>>11327741>MLPG>TopicsIt's... complicated.
>>11327741MLPG can't exist as seperate threadsMLPG is an experiment in cross discipline pone collaboration
>>11327741I'm sorry to hear that. Maybe you guys just suck at ponying.
>>11327776ITS RATED RFOR RAUNCHYNESSNOW TOUCH IT
>>11327794R-RIGHT NOW?
>>11327774>is what they createdI'm sure. I mean, it's totally not the couple faggots from the piss shitposting just to piss us off, or the faggots that actually followed us from /co/ wasting away with their shitposts.
>>11327741>people who want /mlp/ to be deleted>helping /mlp/ in any wayYou didn't really think this through, did you?
>>11327794Would you eat a muffin given to you by that pony? What if she was holding it in her mouth?
>>11327741mlpg doesn't spread out into multiple threads because of 'ew piss kekekeke'. Heck we've had two image boards in our history created for our personal use.And when we ever migrate there temporarily for any purpose we still create a general
>meta discussionI just wanted to know if you wanted to dance with pone, now she's alone on the dance floor
Would you take pony out to a nice dinner and never call her back?Hey, MLPG, I bet you can't draw this horse in under 5 minutes.
>>11327803le epic piss may may xD
>>11327774I know you guys probably think it isn't actually me, and I have no way to prove it, but sometimes I look back on "that thread" and feel a mixture of extreme regret and minimal pride at the same time.
>>11327773More cheesecake pony in general
I'm gonna try dumping the comic.Hopefully won't get any existing file errors.
>>11327799NOW DO IT NOWRIGHT NOW>>11327813OF COURSE, IT WOULD BE DERPY FLAVORED heh
>>11327830CHALLENGE ACCEPTED, NAMEFAG
>>11327842
>>11327832Are you upset? Please stick around for another hour to express how you feel about the matter, brony.
actually why does mlpg still exist, if none of the people who posted in mlpg in /co/ are still here, there's no reason
>>11327845H-HERE I GO...
>>11327835this is why I made a tripcodealso that regret and pride should be switched
>>11327774I never asked for this. All I ever wanted was to talk about and draw ponies on /co/.
>>11327830I could, but it wouldn't be pretty.And that wouldn't do justice to a pretty pony.
>>11327852
http://youtu.be/NqFD-INbxOoWhy aren't you working on your art?
>>11327868>>11327857I'm still here. Fuck the police
What's all this nonsense.Why aren't you fags talking about the comics.
>>11327860COME ON YOU WIMP
>>11327741>The rest of /mlp/ isn't in its best state.Shit some one contact Dan Rather on this
>>11327853le epic brony may may xD
>>11327857But I posted back in /co/.There's no way to prove it, though.
OWLS WELL THAT ENDS WELL & THE MYSTERIOUS MARE DO WELL WHERE FANTASTIC EPISODES
>>11327864I hope you're still with us once this wreck sinks to the ground.
>>11327857I-I'm still hereThis is the first picture I ever saved
>>11327881
>>11327830I'd call back pony. I'd call...
>>11327805Is MLPG like Quebec, and /mlp/ Canada? (I really can't think of another example.)
>>11327864My ruse has been discovered
I wish for an /mlp/ without MLPG
>>11327844pls
>>11327893AGREED THEY ARE GOOD EPISODES JUST LIKE MMMMMMYSTERY AND SPIKE AT YOUR SERVICE
>>11327893Literally worse than Hitler.
>>11327897
>>11327887Please keep providing me with tears, I'll have to distill them though to get rid of the piss excrement.
>>11327857because everywhere else is le pee pee and we dont like le pee pee so we have to circlejerk with the elite bronies and shut ut le pee pee
>>11327893>Feeling Pinkie Keen
>>11327916
>>11327914But mmmystery was actually good.
>>11327913I wanted to get your attention.Look at this cutiepie.
>>11327919le epic tear may may xD
>>11327895WOULDN'T HAVE IT IN ANY OTHER WAY
>>11327884...poke...
>>11327929
>>11327826Well let's all do the Cupid shuffle and turn that Frown upsidedown
>>11327857>im-fucking-plying
>>11327906That is a surprisingly accurate analogy
>>11327943
>>11327893I didn't think they were that bad.
>>11327941pretty fuckin weak dude
>>11327952
>>11327830um
The sinusoidal emissions of love placenta out throw the universe. As the tendrils of feelings intertwine amongst the nexus, electrons raise their energy states. The electrons move faster. I give you a pony. The pony is the size of an electron.It moves into your hand and through the meaty flesh of your arm. As it does so, it attracts electrons. The electrons are now ponies. They continue up your arm. You notice that you are no longer holding the corndog as your entire hand is missing.You begin to cry out in pain as the ponies now fill your arm. They begin to expand, rending flesh and marrow outwards. You stop screaming after some of the ponies reach your brain. They see with your eyes. Watching in glee as the larger ponies finally burst free of your arm.The ponies in your brain begin to replicate. Your brain is now ponies.
>>11327906no MLPG is a land where everything is nice and everyone is master race like germany and /mlp/ is a land of piss with disgusting inferior people like somalia
>>11327962I DON'T WANT TO SCREW IT UP OKAY
>>11327965
>>11327896I made that filename only a few months ago. Is there something you want to tell us, Anon?
>>11327932>300 US DOLLARSThere is no god
>>11327912It really seems like the elitist fucks of MLPG would fit in better at Ponychan. I wish they would leave.
>>11327970I suppose there are worse ways to die
>>11327952>My PegasistersI'm sorry but no matter how I look at that it always upsets me
>>11327978
>>11327965Pinkie plsYou're so lewd
>>11327906Pretty muchExcept MLPG is good
>>11327847
I want /mlp/ to leave.
>>11327996>>11327990Nice elitism there bro
>>11327985I know. I feel the same way. I really wish I had tons of money so I could buy dumb shit like this.
>>11327508/mlp/ confirmed for brawl.....lolthis board was made because that idiot thought, it would kill us. tbh, im glad it he hasn't deleted yet. i enjoy you guys.
>>11327906How about /mlp/ as Belgium and MLPG as Flanders?
>>11328006
>>11328005First, you would have to leave /mlp/
>>11327996>2nd panelunf
>>11328003>>11327830
>>11327985>wanting a crotchboob plush
>>11327996>oversize scarf on an hourglass cutie mark ponynoice
>>11327932I would feel really weird of people made plushes of Red and put them on eBay
>>11328022
>>11328012If I had tons of money I'd buy an actual milkmare
>>11328012>>11327932Now with vitamin R
>>11328035What if they shared profits?
>>11328036>>11328031Don't forget the curly hair
pony should pony pony
>>11328029>liking [your favorite thing]scrub
>>11328006>Zecoraseriously best character/ poe catcher
>>11328039actual milkmares don't exist
>>11328003looking good anon
>>11327990>>11327912MLPG is just /mlp/ condensed into one thread but without the constant porn
>>11328006But no one ever said we think their better than you.We just don't understand why you're on /mlp/ if you hate it so much. It's like you built a secret clubhouse in the middle of a public playground.
>>11328062Then how do they make kumis?
>>11328052>>11328059But it's kinda weird to think the monsters are purified in the next 5 minutes...Do you guys think she let it go?
>>11328006>kamakaze clop>granny smith>there are weeaboo ponies in bongland.
>>11328062They will after i'm done donating to the milkmare institute so they can bioengineer me one
>>11328066...without?
>>11327857I'm here anon.Just because most oldfags don't scream that fact out doesn't mean they're gone.
>>11328039But those don't actually exist.I guess you could fund scientific research into biologically engineering the milk mare, but that would probably take longer than you'd live for.
>>11328055>wanting a crotchboob plush
>>11328082
>>11328097What's wrong with wanting stuff anon
>>11328066And without the GETs.Without the yamino, mandopony or whatever threads.And without the /b/tier humor and it's leejun mentality.
>>11327857I'm still hereBut these threads are worse than /mlp/ now, I really hate most of you faggots.
>>11328101
>>11328082>>11328101why was her hair in s1 mode again anywaywhy didnt anybody say anything about it to herwhat was luna's big secretwhy does this seem so rushes
>>11328035I would feel really weird if my OC became brony famous and people started doing art of him
>>11328093I just wanted reassurance.I get...concerned...sometimes
>>11328107Did you EVER venture outside these threads walls?
>>11328082ahahnope
>>11328111>>11328107But mlpg is a leejun.Just one that's perpetually failing its animosity checks.
>>11327970damni won't be able to snuggle ponythis is the worst
>>11328127
>>11328066No, it's completely different. MLPG has the same elitist mentality and circlejerking shit as Ponychan while /mlp/ is more typical 4chan.
>>11328068Why do you even give a fuck? Most of the thread doesn't even post outside of MLPG and the majority of blatantly antagonistic posts like >>11327538 are mostly likely people from the rets of /mlp/ trying to take the piss out of this thread.
>>11328035>>11328116I know mine will never be bronyfamous because of a small handful of facts. The first and foremost is that I am not an artist.
>>11328095I dunno, Anon. In order to breed two horses you only have to wait until they reach puberty. Which is what? Two or three years? I bet with a large enough pool it could be done in 15.I remember a group of scientists trying to breed really docile foxes for their amazing red coats to be easier to get. They became very docile in a few years (I think 5?) but they started barking and their coats became gray with freckled white (iirc).
>>11328119Every single day, at least once. I'm glad to say it's looking a lot better these past few days. Still some improvement to do though.
>>11328127>horns touchingUnf
>>11328145
>>11328127It's kinda true though. This is the fastest thread on the whole board most of the time.
>>11328114It was kinda weird to see Luna and Celestia be the same size, too.not a bad weird, mind you....
>>11328146If by typical 4chan you mean /b/, then sure
>>11328093Do you have the screencap of Lyra's "genesis"?
>>11328164
>>11328181
>>11328181>rarity touching horns with lunabest ship
>>11328176Not really.
>>11328197And I'm spent.
>>11328097I mean don't get me wrong the Plush is well crafted. But you know the whole crotchboob thing is just immensely stupid and it boogles the mind to see people having a great desire for something like this. It is the internet but come on
>>11328197LARRY X JEROME BEST SHIP 2014
>>11328146>while /mlp/ is more typical 4chan/b/ is just a filter or a sieve that keeps the rest of 4chan relatively free of the retards that dwell there
>>11328168Shitposting and circlejerking at lighting speed isn't something to be proud of.
>>11328164>remember something you love about her!>Pinkie remembers when her favorite white pony just tooted in the bathtubwhat
Nearly ever general, meme, in joke and reoccurring thing on /mlp/ is an off shoot of MLPG. Tulpas, fluffy pony, AIE, Flutter rape, etcThis is a fact
>>11328063Thanks Tanner
>>11328208>boogles
>>11328155I think the key to having a brony famous OC is that it has to have a niche. Usually it's fetish stuff, or some kind of pony that doesn't actually exist in the show, but I was thinking of running some kind of CYOA adventure on tumblr, similar to Moonstuck but with a "Quest" feel to it. Maybe then I'll rake in the brony hordes.
>>11328066It has the advantage of a constant stream of posts, a constant generic topic i.e. this horse is speediest horse, and relative freedom from ponychan-level namefags
>>11328222Pinkie is a very anally fixated pony.
Is the anon who wanted to watch Ernest and Celestine the other day here, maybe? I could stream it in a few just be aware it's in french and I have no subtitles for it
>>11328159But that's just a horse. I mean a full on intelligent cartoon pony with the proper yellow+blue coloring and big tits. Its going to take some doing to get right.
>>11328229Wait, Tulpas started here?
>>11328210
>>11328118love you too, anon>>11328180No? I'd be interested in it m'self.
>>11328208Anon, does it bother you that I like something you think is stupid?
>>11328253Tulpas started on Ponychan.
>>11328253Yes. It all started with hopopopopopopopo
Oh, everybody's talking 'bout the stormy weatherAnd what's a man to do but work out whether it's true?Looking for a man with a focus and temperWho can open up a /mlp/ and see between one and two
>>11328095>>11328159I remember that Richard Dawkins talked about selective breeding in one of his books and specifically mentioned hypothetical dairy horses with udders like cows.
>>11328253I remember tulpas well before /mlp/ came along, yesIt was mostly a joke, with a lot of CHIM jokes along with it, but like everything /mlp/ decided to make it a serous 24/7 general
>>11328253Technically /x/Who brought them here I couldn't say
>>11328244Unf
>>11328257Aw, it's the one where we see Lyra sitting on a bench for the first time.Good times.
>>11328229>MLP is the first fandom to come up with general threads
>inb4 someone shops a penis in there
MLPG Snap out of it!
>>11328294That's... not the point he was making.Dumbass.
>>11328246Oh, I thought you just wanted a horse that could constantly produce milk like a dairy cow with huge swollen teats. A horse that would learn become anxious and tender if she wasn't milked that day, learning that your hands are her release, always being coy and flirtatious when you're around.
>>11328294Ever general /mlp/ uses is based off of something originally from MLPG, aside from bland image dumps
>>11328253No, chalupas started in /ck/.
>>11328296>that noseDon't want my dick near that.
>>11328296>not a sub
>>11328155for some reason people always like my characters
>>11328324reminds me of Lilo
>>11328253I remember that I took a long break from MLPG in the beginning last year and the very first thing i saw when I came to /mlp/ was a tulpa thread.It was horrible
>>11328253tulpas were a tiny thing on /x/then we had someone do it herethen for some reason it blew up into the godawful Tulpa General
>>11328262Honestly I don't really care that much.
>>11328314>every generalThat's mostly true, but not everything is.
>>11328335>>>11328235
>>11328314we have to stop le piss from stealing our epic may mays :(
>>11328312Are...are you talking about Fluttershy?
How can I recreate the success of Friendship is Magic?
Time to get itBefore you let itGet to youHere they come nowStick to your fun nowand let 'em through
>>11328312>A horse that would learn become anxious and tender if she wasn't milked that day, learning that your hands are her release, always being coy and flirtatious when you're around.
>Cow-printed clothesMuh fetish
>>11328208Her sister does the whole being disgusted thing better.
>>11328362No fucking knee boots.
>>11328350not even pony FCs tho
>>11328314>blatent bait postNo, they made their own OCs. Not that all of them are good, but gloomie is best bat pony.I've taken a look at the threads from time to time.
>>11328362Appeal to furrieshave a decent show on top of it
>>11328312Well yes. But not a real horse.
>>11328362She's honestly just over thinking this. All the cartoon has to be is good, and maybe a little surprising if you're ballsy enough to tackle some sort of underdog show like ponies.
>>11328362You can sell your soul only once, Lauren.
Erijt is streaming horse drawings, come watch him!http://derpy.me/cngIN
>>11327229I'll kill you
>>11328367
2fast4meHow do you guys stand it? Everything else about mlpg is fine, but my fucking god how do you have time to think?
>>11328392Who?
>>11328392His horses are kinda strange looking.
>>11328397>implying this is fastnigga just you wait till S4.
>>11328397Don't read everything. Just like you wouldn't if you were on /mlp/.
>>11328335
>>11328362With even sexier characters.
>>11328397I use autoupdate and alt-tab in every couple minutes from a game or visit other boards in other tabs
>>11328159There was that guy who trained a horse to give blowjobs, maybe someday they'll have designer mares engineered for maximum sexual pleasure, like selectively breeding out ones with high sex drives and ones that milk you dry
>>11328397Uh, sometimes we're slow.And it's not really fast, I perfectly take my time to think about what I post.
>>11328412LOUDER
>>11328397>thinking>mlpgOur posts are all instinct.
>>11328397That's only because there are usually multiple conversations going on at once.You can typically filter them out by just reading part of the post and moving on.
>>11328382We'll cross this with our "MLP bioengineer project" when both mature.
>>11328400Some depressed guy.
>>11328413How is that even possible?
>>11328400This guy.>>11328405They're always sad or sleepy
>>11328335I don't like your characters.
>>11328410But I read everything in threads I visit.
>>11328362Have well drawn characters.Make their personalities and interactions not shit.????Profit.Or you can do an unofficial FiM ala Akibaranger
>>11328400guy that drew this
Milky way is a very ugly and not cute pony
>>11328438>I read other threads>why isn't mlpg like the other threads?There's your problem.
>>11328424We're like brothers, only closer.png
>>11328443Actually haven't seen that before. Neat
>>11328434He draws them way too bulky or something.>>11328443
>>11328412im not even farts
>>11328397Pick and choose.Learn to dodge and weave through conversations like water.I've responded to 5 different topics in the last 5 minutes.
>>11328448>robo horse buttunf
>>11328443and this
>>11328397After I converted to atheism and equipped my fedora of +10 intellect I became %20 faster and it's really improved my ability to read the thread compared the christians and their muggle brains.
>>11328461what your mouth
>>11328451AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>11328448I don't remember anything about Virtual On except getting destroyed constantly on the Dreamcast while using that skating robot.
>>11328461You should record your farts.
>>11328448Your opinions are always wrong.
>>11328417>designer horse pussies
>>11328397This is slowYou just have to ascend to a higher level of thinking
>>11328450But I don't expect mlpg to be like anything.Also I just jumped in the conversation that last post, I wasn't the guy complaining about speed.
>>11328479give me 50$ and i will
>>11328397>thinking
>yellow Rarity with Fluttershy's personality
>>11328501Can't you make it a charity donation?
>>11328501I'll give you $50 if you record yourself schlicking
>>11328466can it be faces of atheism time now?
>>11328397Well I filter or hide most of them.
>>11328395No pls im sorry ;_;
>>11328514>yellow Rarity>Rarity covered in banana cream frosting
>>11328486Persoanlly I think everyone is just really [sppielr[milking[/spoilr] this OC!
>>11328501I'll give you $50 if you post a picture of your butt.
>>11328517that's not nearly enough for my perfect body
>>11328520>being a filterfag>2013How does it feel to be a total coward, anon?
>>11328530Nothing like some prime rib beef for dinner
>>11328501SLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUTSLUT
>>11328443>>11328464I just checked that guy's tumblr and livestream and damn, he 's obnoxiously depressed.
>>11328530Go home Scrubbles. You are drunk.
>>11328533Kinkie Pie got like 700$ for doing that
>>11328540spitfire pls
>>11328530How can you fuck up this badly.
>>11328522
>>11328554You aren't kinky pie now are you?
>>11328535How do we know your body is perfect if we haven't sampled it? If we haven't scrutinized every inch of your skin and run our fingers over your curves and squeezed and prodded and snuffed?
http://www.pornsocket.com/animal/viewvideo/644/animal/mare-giving-blowjob.htmlThis video is way too appealing
Every post is a repost of a repost
>>11328540Feels like efficiency. Progress. Innovation.Filter 2013.
>>11328540Why bother seeing posts I'd just ignore anyway? This way more of the worthwhile ones fit on my screen.
>>11328563I want her to edge me mercilessly
>>11328572please don't talk about pealling when you are posting a video of interspecies fellatio
>>11328554Yes bronies are suckers.I think you carry more weight with your tumblr though because your OC is everywhere. Wouldn't be surprised if you could get more. We wouldn't blame you.Well, some of us would.But I wouldn't. I'd post pictures of my ass on the internet for $700 if I knew bronies would shell out the bux for me.
>>11328587How can someone else edge you? That would not work at all.
>>11328540>muh shitposting
>>11328486So wait, does MLPG kinda like milkmare now? I was under the impression that she and most other OC's were hated.
>>11328563
>>11328577You don't say.
>>11328609I think she ruined crotchtits for me as well as pony milk.
>>11328577I can never tell which way to read comics nowAll comics should be right to left regardless of language
B..But I pony from there!
>>11328609We like OCsJust not overly sexual ones that only exist for a quick fap. Chubby OCs work because they can be cute, Milky can't because you either see her huge tits as sexy or so funny you forgot to laugh.
>>11328603She can tell, she knows exactly when you're at your peak, and she'll have you begging for mercy before she's done
>>11328636Not right now you don't.
>>11328625come on rose, not now
>>11328609No. Its never everyone. Some people like her and some people hate her.
>>11328609We only hate shitty OCs.Like milky way
>>11328609Too fetishy, good OCs are usually nonsensical inanimate objects ponified. They're cute and simple.
>>11328601pretty muchmoney is nice
>>11328609The one's that joined after she was created like her. Us oldfags hate the concept of her, but she has developed more of a personality now.
>>11328609I like her, but she has a time and place. MLPG is not usually that.
>>11328612
>>11328658>good OCs are usually nonsensical inanimate objects ponified>Implying coke pone isn't fetish fuel
>>11328656this, stop trying to force in this general since you lost yours.
>>11328681Coke pony isn't even technically ours.
>>11328572Jesus christ, that dude sounds like he's passing a kidney stone.
>>11328609>people in mlpg like milky mareNo seriously. Its enforcing a human figured fatuation on a non human figured character. Its not funny, its not sexy and its just freaky looking. I'd be perfectly fine with this character if not for that stupid Teet addition.
>>11328681Being fetish fuel and inherently fetishy are two different things. She wasn't designed with the intention to be fucked or what have you. Then again, we technically didn't create coke pone, so who knows about that one.
why does this ad want me to search for dragon dildos
>>11328691I thought someone in MLPG came up with her.*clink*
>>11328681Coke pony didn't come from us, she wasn't created for fetishes
>>11328682>implying it's deadMilky General seems to be back and unscathed. However, I'm not sure if this is a reprieve as the wait for moot's sticky draws near.
>>11328681You have to go pretty abstract to make it fetishy, though
>>11328709Nope. Somebody found the picture of her elsewhere and posted her a lot, then people picked up on it.
>>11328709Nope.Someone outside the general did and then we kept reposting the drawing of her and discussing all the lewd things her anatomy would entail.
number ninenumber nine
>>11328713oh it's back maybe we can have chubby threads and butt threads back
Would your this pony?
>>11328740>piano sounds
>>11328734Your early for you're inspection today, miss Applejack.Could it be, you were actually looking forward to it?
>>11328742>no quarantine tape around her butt
>>11328742anywhere she wanted
>>11328730>>11328733Huh, neat.*fizz*
>>11328742I'd hose her down like a wildfire
>>11328709*pAP**fffffffssssshhhhhhhhh*
>>11328682>>11328691The Coca-Cola® pony is intellectual property of the Coca-Cola® company.Please cease and desist your use of it at once.
>>11328706>inherently fetishyFucking. Please. You know there are about 3 (or so) more characters than just milky herself. The comic shows how difficult and often hilarious life as a milkmare can be and it works more like pony Seinfeld with Cookie and BrannBut what do you expect from someone who doesnt read the comic
>there is a small chance /mlp/ will be deletedi want this so bad. i dont mind sacrificing myself to burn down the whole thing
>>11328765Ok, you learned something. now stop trying to force the old greentexts
>>11328741Hopefully moot' sticky will clarify the rules for thread posting.Butt thread and chubby thread weren't as stubborn as milky thread, and they seriously hunkered the fuck down during the scruffening.
>>11328742Yes. That is a very cute pony.
THANK MLPG, NOW I'M THIRSTY
191 days until new pone.Where is time machine?orWhere can I enter a comma for 180 days?
I don't want to go to sleepI want to stay up and look at cool things on the internet
>>11328790fine whatever
>>11328795The odd think about the butt threads were that most of the time the people in them were not even posting nsfw butts
>>11328804You'd have to build a giant typewriter.
>>11328742bad derpy, you are not supposed to take customer mail home.
>edging for 5 hour>decide to finish>nothing comes out>wat.png>pull up underwear>stand up>CUM EVERYWHEREWHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED?
Has nobody else made the connection between MLPG's infatuation with food ponies?I'm seriously starting to think everyone here is a fat horny fuck
>>11328826Is this old goat art?
>>11328836Still off topic fap material image dump
>>11328786Milky was created for fetishes. She was spawned on F-List. Cookie and Brann are almost the same. Cookie is fat fuel and Brann is a horny self insert for some guy who wants to bone Milky.
>>11328787>sacrificing yourselfBut anon, we do have the sub.
>>11328812You're not being cool. We've moved on from that meme. >>>9fag.
PLEASE ENTER A NAME
>>11328681I like diet coke better
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0F2TDqZ6rdK
>>11328847I'm actually skinny.
>>11328862PENQA!
>>11328847>this guy doesn't eat
>>11328862MOUSTACHIOD PONKA PEA
>>11328856Please refrain from being bait incarnate when trying to make an argument
>>11328862AnnoyingUgly
>>11328246I know we've probably moved on, so I'm sorry, but Milky Way is a very pretty pony.
>>11328866OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHsomebody's in TROOOOOOOUUUUBLE
>>11328836The butt threads were actually quite flaunting with their posts. Some would go on posting sprees involving anything from vag to anthro.Chubby thread pretty fucking tame in terms of actual NSFW, but they got iced as well.Crazy shit.
>>11328804>that edgy name>and even edgier signaturethat just screams young deviantart kid
>>11328866Again?!
>>11328846ghost cum
>>11328891It's all true though.
>>11328847Remember when the stereotype for a nerd was a skinny, pale, baby skinned, and weak young man?Now it's a large, fat, hairy atheist who wears meme shirts everywhere
>>11328891He's telling the truth, you know.
>>11328896I love the butt threads and all, but some of the posters there were retarded
>>11328893booooooooooooooooobs
>>11328914no. Nerd is global now. The mainstream common man has adapted to it with their "I just bought an Ipad! I'm such a nerd xD" shit
ok /co/ whou would win in a fight to the death one on wneHal Jordan of EarthOr fluttershy of Equestria
>>11328893Oh gosh she's so sparkly.I know. I hate crotchboobs too, but I really like her mane and freckles.
>>11327133Average size pony is only 3'8ft~Pony would have a hard time dancing with me in anyway the wouldn't be ackward.
>>11328903>tfw think that that milk mare pony thing has a cute face and hairstyle but hate the entire crotchtits thing and breastmilk/milking deal
>>11328862BAPONKADONK
>>11328862EL PANKO
>>11328898Is it wrong to like art with darker themes?When did liking grimdark turn into being an edgy underaged teen?
>>11328914Don't forget that the old stereotype portrayed nerds as smarts.Now you know about the trollface and you're already a nerd.
Should I post simpsons ponyville?
>>11328944WELCOME TO THE PISS FIELDS, MOTHER FUCKER
>>11328847i am fat ugly and obese with small penis, i dont like food ponies.
Apple?
>>11328944What kind of a reaction is that?
Socks is a famous 5-year-old Shetland pony that works as a stud on a breeding farm. After bonding with a beautiful mare, hair samples from her have been shipped to a DNA lab to test paternity.Humans aren't the only ones who encounter drama involving DNA tests. Animals also need verification of their real daddy. Socks is a famous 5-year-old Shetland pony that works as a stud on a breeding farm. Socks is referred to as the moonwalking pony after he appeared in a mobile phone advert dancing to the Fleetwood Mac song titled 'Everywhere'. He became a quick star on the internet. However, after getting back to his normal routine as a stud, he was placed into a field with three mares next to a lake. Instead of mating with any of those females, he opted to swim across the water to meet with a beautiful Shetland named Kimberly. Well, she gave birth to a black colt called Scamp last month and now hair samples have been shipped to a DNA lab to determine whether or not Socks is the real father. The owners of all the ponies, Mari Williamson stated "He most definitely has a real eye for the ladies. He doesn`t need any encouragement." Baby Scamp will require a higher price tag if the famous Socks turns out to be the daddy.
I love Twilight Sparkle.
>>11328969A very filthy one
>>11328957Ever since the 40k game Gears of War came out on the Game Cube.
>>11328932Whats the deal with MP and that fluttershy flash?
>>11328969I don't know.
>>11328940Pony does not take physical damage to shock absorbant marshmallow body
>>11328862>>11328862Packy Pun
>>11328969
>>11328983Where are her wings?
>>11328957since you are a 16 year old loner highschool kid its fine for you to like edgy grimdark tryhard art
>>11329003Holy shit I haven't seen this in a dogs day
LEWD
>>11329026>Octavia spooked so bad she loses her dentures.
>>11328967that's human not apple
>>11329026lood
And now, a pic from my inspiration folder.More?
>mfw cumming to pony for the first time
>>11328931Ah well, i suppose it comes with the territory.Back to the piss with me then, to wait for moot's decision.
>>11328932pff there are no boobs anywhere NEAR that picture.
>>11329051>filenamePANIC
>>11329053ya thats cool. you may proceed.
>>11329006She doesn't have any wings.
>>11329053I want to pull the sword from an extinguished bonfire.
>>11329071so it kills you? That doesn't seem very appealing.
>>11329093Yes friend I have many
drunk mares
>>11329134Thats fruit punch
rarity's dick
>>11329088unf
>>11329053>>11329132too dark and sad and edgy. who drew these, 5 year olds?
>>11329132Where did Ponyville go?
>>11328932If you insist.
>Tex is 16 years oldThis will never not blow my mind.
>>11329146But Rarity is a girl, she doesn't have a dick.
>>11329114It's not really a sword. It's a poker.
>>11329140they're in heat and curious about human anatomy
>>11329134>You'll never dip your tail in some booze and have Berry Noir suck on your tail
>>11329114>So that every week you finish one pieceBut jesus that thing has like 600 chapters
>>11329163I want to squeeze and kiss them.
>>11329168He is?
>>11329146i was in the mood for a rarity futa fic to go with the new picture but i couldnt find anything decent i hadnt already read.so i had to settle for a futa twilight fic, it was ok but its just not the same.
>>11329170b-but muh fetish
>>11329168is this truth or are you just rusing
>>11329188He's actually 13 and a pony
>>11329157Oh come on, this is not edgy at all.
>>11329168Which Tex are you talking about? Our Tex or AiE Tex? They are two different people.
unf
>>11329192Link to everything you're talking about
>>11329170Just because she's a LADY, doesn't mean she doesn't have a dick.
>>11329157I see you prefer a more refined image...But sadly, the one I was going to post has a duplicate file entry in yet another one of the /mlp/'s image dump threads...Perhaps this will do
>>11329181I want her do filthy things to me that make my toes curl
>>11329168Do you keep lowering this number as a joke or something?
what
>>11329237you can't be a lady if the chromosomes don't match.
>>11329246>those adsHaha what?
>>11329168And Rustle is a woman.
>>11329246>Not having adblock>2013
>>11329192http://i.imgur.com/C3UveYn.jpg
>>11329168They also said is an pony oldfag, among the oldest...that means he started posting in mlpg when he was 12....
>>11329269>Blocking DuckDuckGo AdsDuckDuckNo
ok .co/ wou would win in a race arouldn the world?Rainbow Dashor the hulk?
>>11329246Oh shit.
>>11329246One of the ads feature the same thing but with the squirrel searching "clop clop" instead
>>11329232http://e621.net/post/show/339043/2013-balls-blue_eyes-cutie_mark-dickgirl-equine-eri like to have a picture up that closely relates to the story while fapping. also i play a video of horsemating sounds in the background to get the total fapping experience.
>>11329286DuckDuckWhat
>>11329246Yeah I noticed that too.It also has one saying "traps" and "full blown herpes".
>>11329298Look at the bottom.
>>11329298Look at the bottom ad, anon
>>11329307Damn they really know their audience.
>>11329289Hulk isn't for go fast
>>11328986People have been asking me to make one since the begging so I set out to do it while funding comes in for the other thing.
>>11329307>naruto>redditpfffffffffft
>>11329289Scrubbles, this is an intervention
SHIKABANE FUMIKOETE...
>>11329298
>>11329317>>11329310>>11329324>my sides when the first version of the ad I saw said "Naruto"
>>11329246I don't think I would use adblock if all ads were like this
>>1132922510/10 would build a house and live in that ass
>>11329329but what if he punches the ground and jumps up so tat that the wold revovles under his feet at mock speen and wins?
>>11329329Is that Nidorina trying to seduce me?It's working
>>11329345jews aren't your friends anondont be fooled
>>11329261actually in a lot of species it's the males that have matching chromosomes, but yeah that doesn't matter to mammals pretty much
>>11329355god you are a drunk fucking mess
>>11329355>mock speedpffft
>>11329355>mock speen
>>11329269I keep adblock off for 4chan.
>>11329375Oh I know, but still...
>>11329382That's why I like him though.>>11329355What's your drink right now, Scrubs?
>>11329395I do too.
http://i.imgur.com/GhgZAPs.pngRIGHT IN SO MANY FETISHES
>>11329381I wrote that wrong, let me rephrase.If you're not XY, you can't be a lady. I said it and I won't check no fucking privilege.
>>11329415I'm an alcoholic, I just like to keep up appearances
>>11329420What if they're XX and they have a huge, meaty horsecock though?
Smoke weed every day
>>11329438I want her to do erotic things to me while we're both sky high
>>11329432>that tongue wriggling inside your urethra
>>11329438Is the weed on the show real?
>>11329418does their vag go into their dick or what
>>11329438I just suddenly realized I almost missed my daily dosethat was a close one
>>11329372she's just dancing
>>11329438>tfw no weed
>>11329470
>>11329471it's usually where the taint's supposed to be
Hey,Has Hasbro introduced/announced any new pony toy sets recently that are not EqG related?I ask this because we'll very likely see them in S4.
>>11329465>>11329473>>11329479Fucking kill yourselves, useless druggies.
>>11329479Smoking and edging is my favorite high thing to do
>>11329471When it's like that I usually don't think penetration through that is actually possible. It's more of just a pleasure center for their partner to play with before they pin the partner down and fuck them so hard in the ass they taste semen on the back of their tongue.
>>11329525Terrible b8 m8
WE ARE BECOME DEATH
I'm going to marry Twilight Sparkle!
>>11329469She could do so many things with that velvety soft tongue
>>11329525hey
>>11329542DESTROYER OF WORLDS
>>11329548But she already married my penis
>>11329548She's going to marry someone else in Season 4, Anon. You won't be the husband.You won't even be invited to the wedding.
>>11329542We are the dead
>>11329561I still need to get started on my armorling/guard picture. is the guy that requested that here?
>>11329538Enjoy never contributing anything to society and living an empty, unfulfilling life, then dying alone.
You're already dead.
>>11329525>tfw go to work 10 hours a day to contribute to society, pay taxes on time, never cause anyone trouble, but not allowed to use drugs in my own free time in my own homeamerica
>>11329570>tfw it's the guy who made that autistic post to sano
>>11329566>>11329570Stop lying, it's not nice.
So did I miss anything interesting since the comic was released yesterday?
>>11329590Ah, except I don't do drugs fella
>you will never own an R63 plush of your favorite pone
>>11329279>They also said is an pony oldfaghttp://mylittlecomrade.deviantart.com/>Founded 2 Years agoNov 27, 2010>by ~TXLegionnaire
>>11329595>>tfw go to work 10 hours a day to contribute to society, pay taxes on time, never cause anyone trouble, and allowed to use drugs in my own free time in my own homeNot America.
>>11329595You don't make enough at your shitty deadend retail job to pay taxes, faggot. Nice try though.
>>11329548I'm going to marry Rarity.If you want you and Twilight are invited.
http://mlpg.co/art/res/3638.htmlbut really though, does this sound like a good idea?
>>11329617He'll never have an animatronic penis
>>11329595>AmericaWat?
>>11329415cheap 100 proof vodka with tonic waterIts just like Applejackstrong and bland!
>>11329617WHO THREW BLEACH TO DORPO?
>>11329650land of the free
>>11329570>tfw you will never slide your cock inside her dripping virgin pussy and coat her insides while she screams your name for all equestria to hear.
>>11329678Home of the website we're on
>>11329617>r63 Scootaloo>r63 any ponyBut that's not the pony I've grown to love. If she became a he I could learn to accept that and love her but right off the bat, no, I'm not taking a r63 version as consolation for the real deal.
>>11329639Thank you anon, that's very kind of you.
>>11329663I get Dubra, it's always $10 a handle
>>11329666>DORPOwhy i laff
>>11329639Too late hombre.
>>11329693last bastion of free speech on the netthe holocaust was a lie
>>11329663Scrubs plsmore joke
>>11329696I'd drop to my knees and suck off R63 Rarity without a word.My love transcends genders also Elusive is hot as fuck
>>11329720>someone probably got mad at this
>>11329720Who's this douchbag macking on my lady?
>>11329744I think it's cute, that's what I imagine me kissing Rarity would be like, too.
>>11329732muh 6 million
>>11329720this picture always seems a less lot cute when you realize that dude is about to fuck a horse
WONK
>>11329740I guess the problem is I don't see r63 as the same pony, I see it as another pony who is exactly like my pony except he's from a gender swapped alternate dimension.If she was my true daaghteru I would still love her unconditionally.
>>11329774That could be you anonYou could be fucking that horse
>>11329744>>11329756Hue hue
>>11329780I want to get into a car accident with that pony sexually
>>11329780>you will never be duckrolled again
>>11329774
>>11329780Why's her flank all rainbow That'd be one weird ass cutie mark
>>11329736Wah tdo you call Derpy on a rany day?stupid!
>>11329641I don't art, but as a general idea it seems feasible. The only problem might be running into conflicting opinions between artists or plainly a large skill difference. I.E. artist A is paired with artist B; A learns from B and it changes off. A is paired with C, but C wants A to do things differently than B etc etc. Like I said I don't art so this could be bullshit, but it's something that might be considered. Is the intent of this supposed to be a mutual art exchange, or is it more one person tutoring another? What if both parties are not very experienced?
>>11329827how do you even enter the captcha?
>>11329720>Selfinsert Human OCAnon plsplsThat is just fantasy, something fake.Now do excuse me I have a wedding to prepare for.
>>11329799I'm not mad I'm furious
Why are her legs so kicky?
>>11329828both would be tutoring each other, they will learn from each other, bounce a few idea, and to see if they learn and improve from it
>>11329860Because she suffers from extreme claustrophobia, and that's her trying to deal with it.
>>11329849How about this? Human female on female pone.http://i.imgur.com/oAoqLgN.png
>>11329849
>>11329876That fucking horn
>>11329876ehhhh...maybe if it was a good ship.
>>11329836the same way Rairty fot trhough puberty[spoiiler[trial and error!
>>11329876That pony looks broken. Her horn is wrong . What's wrong with her neck? Why is it second worst pony human there?That is horrible anon. Horrible. Please do not post things like that again
>>11329720Good for you. I'd rather marry her sister.
>>11329893I thought you said you would stop drinking
>>11329876That doesn't make me angry at all.
>>11329908I'm pretty sure that's not SB Anon
>>11327133What kind of dances? Which Pony?
>>11329876>stomach vagina
>>11329908He probably did stop drinking at some point between passing out last night and getting back on mlpg.
>>11329876I wish there was more pony stallion x female human
>>11329913Okay is it me or are Rarity's legs long as hell
>>11329947Theres 2 fapfics of Stallion x Woman that I am aware of, and one Mare x Woman fapfic.
>>11329955Pony arms are able to stretch to any desired length
>follow japanese artist>types out lol instead of wwwwww
>>11329966STALLION/WOMAN?WHERE
>>11329978But anon it's ridiculously long there. It's not even something acceptable. Those things are longer than her body
>>11329168>>Tex is 16 years oldFucking citation?
>>11329780HOLY SHIT, EQG REALLY LEAKED?
>>11329913>you will never carry Sweetie Belle around like a stuffed animal
>tfw anon will never link that rarityxrover fapfic;_;
>>11329947There is enough of that, but there is not enough pony x loli
hefty heaving horsenuts
>>11329913>You'll never live in a world where half the population is pony>Half your friends are pony>Your first girlfriend was a pony>You went to the prom with a human girl>Your room mate is a dorky pony>She needs some help once a year
>>11329908Oh no, I said I could no longer afford drink every nightjuse like Fluttershy could no longer aford to be a ntoable cahracter!
>>11329990I'm having a hard time finding them online. I have them both as .txt files, whats the best way to upload them for everyone?
>>11330014What the fuck is wrong with you
>>11330016Good.That's horrible . I'm glad I will never do that
>>11330000>you will never capture a pone and put her in your diaper-dungeon
>>11329990there was one based on that one rush rise line doujin
>>11330023pastebin
http://i.imgur.com/m72HmB4.png
>>11330016>half your friends are ponyHalf of zero is still zero.
>>11330016>go to the gym with a stallion>he teases you about that one mare from biology while spotting you>laughs when he notices your boner when you think about her>offers to help set you two up on a date if you'll help him out with that human babe from english
>>11330044You will never have a harem full of chubby ponies
>>11330092A harem, Dan? Really?
>>11330064Pony are super friendly by natureThey'd make an effort to be friends with youThey'd get worried and call you when they haven't heard from you for a few days
>>11330064I laughed so hard I think I shat myself.
I'm working on designing fluttershy right now. But I'd figure I'd sketch up a quick template so you can make your own AC pon.Don't forget, make her pretty, /co/
>>11329762Fuck off /pol/. I thought I'd be safe from you here.
>>11330016>you will still never get to be pony
>>11330044man that just stinks!
>>11330106>open your door in your underwear to take the trash out>there's twenty ponies there yelling surprise with party hats on
>>11330106I'd try, too, but my asocial nature and spaghettimancy would probably get in my way.
>>11330117I RECOGNIZE THAT BULGE
I cant find the human female on mare story. Any links?
>>11330106Pony never calls
>>11330118Tan we've been over this before a lot of times. I can't draw. I can't make her pretty. Ever.At least you already made her.
>>11330147That's clearly a dog
>>11330104YESA HAREM
>>11330057>>11330023>>11329990Both involve Soarin and Femanonhttp://pastebin.com/0gBfHSALhttp://pastebin.com/MJLby78VI also found the only Stallion x Woman picture I know of; also Soarin x Femanon: http://imgur.com/LELKo67
>>11330131They keep commenting on how you ended up overdressed for the occasion.
>>11330120It's a joke, baby don't worry about it
>>11330166
>>11330019If you only buy bottom shelf vodka, you can make out 40-50 a month, one handle a week
