>>11308993Previous threaddiscuss pony and very very loosely related pony things
I WANT A COOKIE
>rape
>>11313088>discuss pony and very very loosely related ponyrarity is a very loose pony.
>>11313088You mean loose like Rarity?
someone boop the threadI don't have a boop saved
discuss Gilda and Gilda accessories
>>11313133
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>11313137i tell you what
>>11313131Angel bunny does not approve of your childish ways.
>>11312955ANON, that's not what this is all about!>>11312958i accidentally made scoot bigger kinda
>Your suitcase will never be this happy.
>>11313146Fuck that asshole rabbit.I'd make stew out of him if I could.
>>11313137
>>11313147>>11313138alright you clowns when I say boop I mean the marker
http://gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F%2Fi.imgur.com%2FXL08Eyf.gif&sound=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DwDPEvfXqE0I&start=0
>>11313147I like it. It's cute as fuck.Thanks
there, I found one
>>11313168
So when are we gonna stram EQG?
Fluttershy's stuffed, pudgy gut
>>11313147HOW ARE YOU SO FASTFUCK
>>11313144secretly, Gilda has a Texas accent. she swallows it because she doesn't think it's cool enough.
>>11313147Could you post the Sweetie and Anon drawing you did yesterday? I forgot to save it.
>>11313173you can reeeeeeally tell that's JJ's old arthe really has improved significantly
>>11313175NOT BOOPED
>>11313113this looks like its from a video. pls post
>>11313174you're welcome>>11313189let's blast through with sonic speed>>11313192here you go
>>11313182Once it is released
>>11312982He'd do it too.
>>11313161
>>11313175>jpg
>>11313196>he really has improved significantlyNot really. That gif just looks poor quality because it's animated.His regular art hasn't changed in any way at all.
Someone asked me to draw a Seapony.Wasn't Lyra seapon a thing once?Huh.
>>11313215we need more qtpi lyra
Twilight is very cute with wings
>>11313214Still fappable
>>11313221>replying to my picture with my picturePlease.
>>11313215.... I feel bad because I suddenly found this hot.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbmYVNNOLLsYou'd think they'd stop digging their grave but they keep shoveling
>>11313201http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9kEJTI_BcoSame guy.I have been watching him play New Vegas for the Hilarious 'Dash is now in New Vegas' montage.
>>11313224That's not saying much.GG's stuff is fappable.
>>11313226
>>11313226Lilly why are you such a cute ponyour mane smells so good
>>11313226just a little more incentive to draw more loiroro
>>11313223Heey, I have that one too! Except I'm not a faget and I didn't cut off the signature.
>>11313221OH also yes we need tons more Lura she is the best horse.>>11313231Luckily Seaponies are entirely for sexual.
>>11313240
>>11313251No they aren't
>>11313234oh my god!live backwards is evil!
>>11313234>>11313256ƎVI⅃ XOᙠX
>>11313251oh good a perverted drawfag like me. let's be friends
>>11313254Enough fucks to respond.
>>11313224No, it isn't. Ponies aren't fappable.
>>11313251aww yissmore liro
>>11313240His stuff gets me going with the idea, but the art itself, not really.
>>11313278
haha wtf this picture
>>11313248I didn't cut off the signature, I saved it like that.
>>11313238http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vWIJPe912ic>Spongbob joekgroan
>>11313288I'd save that image, but the grammar is preventing me.
>>11313294Well there was a faget down the line somewhere.
>>11313290Magazine Porn is forbidden in equestria to promote higher reproduction for stallions. The only way fluttershy can get off is to see others fuck and after almost getting caught spying on a pony she needs another way.
>>11313306I'd make a corrected version, but my lazy and lack of the source image...
night shift nurses is fucking hilarious
>>11313215So you figured out a name? CoolIt's cute
>>11313325Are you in a hospital?
>>11313325Until blood shows upthen it's less funny
>>11313325A lot of hentai is pretty god damn awful.
>>11313288
>>11313325
>>11313325Fluttershy should cut down on the butter
>>11313331not currently no>>11313337>>11313342i dont know the shit is worse than the blood to mei love hilarious anime porn
>>11313325What would Fluttershy be like as a patient?
>>11313325The last time I've been to hospital I was hooked to an iv drip and they almost didn't allow me to have a book granted I was 7 at the time. Now you can have a computer and a tablet?
>>11313347Why is luna putting butter in her hair?
>>11313325Do you think Fluttershy is into decadent French cooking?
>>11313346D-dashie coming inside.
>>11313365NIGGA GOTTA HAVE THAT GREASE!
>>11313360>Not currently noDon't be like that
>>11313360Oh man check out Bondage Game
>>11313364the last time i was in the hospital for like uh 2 weeks and they let me have a laptop
>>11313380ill add it to my listi might watch boku no pico for the giggles
>>11313394pls no
>>11313394Oh man, you want hilarious shit that takes itself way too seriously?Watch Anotherbest 2012 comedy anime
>>11313384I've only ever been to the hospital to get a cast on my wrist and to get some teeth rent from my gaping jawI've probably been in hospital for not more than 10 hours total
>>11313384I guess when I was 7 almost nobody had a laptop except for businesspeople. Take care.
>>11313328One name is as good as any, I guess.Thanks.
>>11313406isnt that the show with the spooky lady with the eyepatch? i had been wanting to see thatthat once chick falls down the stairs and lands on an umbrella and dies
>>11313420I meant the picture was cute. The name is kind of cute as well.
Which pony has the best smile?
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>11313428Yes, that oneBasically it starts like this really creepy and really atmospheric horror anime and halfway through goes full retard and becomes Final DestinationThe last two episodes are hilarious
>>11313432Oh I know you meant that.The name is kinda silly and unimaginative since I just stole it from the character. Ah well.
>>11313444>perfectThat's not how you spell purple
>>11313435That pone has a very nice smile.
>>11313454Yes it is.
>>11313394Don't do it! It's a trap
>>11313435
>>11313444Because mary sue.
>>11313428Hey rediv want to be art friends?
>>11313435Rarara
>>11313467the fucking banana part kills me
>>11313463all ponies have nice smiles.
>>11313461>realise you're gay>a large penis appears on your face
>>11313451My name was/is simply my own initials, so the unimaginative award would go to me.
>>11313473sure okay
I miss fat pony.
>>11313483>Braeburned
>>11313502I do tooBut not that version.
>>11313482What would make them stop smiling?
>>11313486Hah. Don't worry. Before this I used my real name for every username. Like seriously, my full name. Luckily my last name is just a common noun so you can't find anything about me.
>>11313508Fluttershy
>>11313499it always bothered me how they condensed all of canterlot to look like a mound of 3-5 buildings on the side of a mountain, but then when you actually go there it's a somewhat large and sprawling city.That brings to question, just how big is Canterlot anyway?
>>11313490Oh sweet.Uh.Yes.frensWait what is your tumblr even?
>>11313508Scruffy being a fagget instead of OP.
>>11313502ross pls drawing jessy OC won't get the fat pony times any sooner
>>11313508Telling them they have a big butt.
>>11313523http://redintravenous.tumblr.com
>>11313521It's probably around the mountain you know. Build on the cliffs. We always see it from the same direction but it's probably continued behind the mountain or along it.
>>11313537Oh good, minimal reblogging. I'm gonna +Follow you.
>>11313512I wonder what online friends call each other once they get to one another better. Like do they just continue using their handles or do they at some point decide to use their real names. Oh well
http://i.imgur.com/DQj6aUk.pngId love to see how rarity would deal with finding that sweetiebelle started masturbating. Would she be all grossed out or act mature and give her a proper talk about reproduction and how/where to do it and ponystd?
>>11313534See, you have to word it differently. Tell them their butt is 'wide' instead.
>>11313534
>>11313534>telling pony she has a big butthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=415gf6vjytU
>>11313556In my experience, we all usually are so used to using the handles we never switch over to real names, even though we all know them.
>>11313561I think that would still upset the pony.She'd also want to know why i'm looking at her butt.
>>11313568>That.>Not.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSOr_UgjDWI
>>11313551oh gosh, thank you
>>11313394watch Big O
>>11313582b-but Reggie Hunter...
>>11313583I'm gonna draw your OC in a minute.
>>11313323+2 post
lubby chudder
>>11313537>that first furaffinity linkIt's broken, what is it?
>>11313600oh my gosh
>>11313566http://youtu.be/wDPEvfXqE0I
Has anyone watched any of those art videos yet?I was disappointed by the Nicolas Marlet one. Can he not talk or something?
>>11313611Some guy once said I draw very cute ponies. So brace yourself.
>>11313610deleted i guesswas this http://www.furaffinity.net/journal/4717078/
>>11313572Yeah. I once managed to find out someone's real name, I did a little snooping I am proud and ashamed of at the same time, though it wasn't any hard-core cyberstalking or anything and their name was kind of dorky.
>>11313618Which ones?
>>11313629The ones we were sharing earlier.thepiratebay.sx/torrent/8544549/CG_Master_Workshops_-_Full_Pack
>>11313622I once internet stalked some 40 year old furry that lives down the street from me.Its kinda weird, but I just wanted to know where he lives so I can avoid it like the plague.
>>11313620>no pictureok.jpg
>>11313579What excuses would you give to pony if she caught you looking?
>>11313618I'm watching intro to backgrounds/perspective right nowit's pretty interesting but I think it's way over my headalso I'm stuck at 89%
>>11313646"There's something on it."
>>11313646uhm, it's a very nice butt?That probably wouldn't work, would it?
>>11313646"You got a fat ass."
>>11313664You really want to upset pony, don't you?
>>11313646"I-I UH UH I WANT TO PUT MY DICK IN IT AH FUCK"
>>11313596Hes shit compared to a real ass man.
>>11313665I like fat asses.
>>11313600Is 60 seconds really enough time and care in order to bring a pony into this world, Anon? You can't take it back once it's born; three Anons will save it. It will end up in another thread by tomorrow. Then derpibooru. Ponies. Think before you create.
>>11313642I don't know. Sometime people pique my interest and I just want to know. I don't actually do anything with the knowledge. I just like knowing things for the sake of knowing them.Or maybe I like feeling a bit clever for knowing more than people would want me to.
How early is too early to drink?
>>11313679I think he means "in a minute" like "I'm not going to draw it right now but I will soon"not literally drawing it in 60 secondsthat said, I want to draw both anon's and red's ocs because I want to be art frens too even though I'm pretty new at thishey >>11313600post your OC so I can draw it poorly
>tfw
hey redivthanks for all the lewdness
>>11313686I like to start drinking about five hours before I plan on going to sleep
>>11313686This was, uh, horse related.
>>11313691She's lewd, but classy.I like that.
You can luuuuuube in a scruffyyyyyyyLuuuuby, luuuuuby, lubyyyyy, luuuuuuube
>>11313688Pretty much yeah. But no-one thinks I'm cool, so I guess people have built-in bullshit detectors.
Have you rubbed your Mexican monkey today?
>>11313646>being caught mirin
>>11313709Yup.Which pony could be the Mexican stereotype in the show?
>>11313701>all the ponies I like are the same suiteWell almostSwitch Octavia with Sapphire shores.
Okay, here is Lyra being drizzled in chocolate sauce because someone implied the idea. I think it was me actually. Ah well.>>11313687I don't have an OC, sorry.
>>11313721You don't like very many ponies, do you anon?
>>11313713Scootaloo.What is your favorite song on Random Access Memories?
>>11313726Could you draw Anon holding Rarity? Or Anon giving Sweetie a piggyback ride?
>>11313726Lilly pls
>>11313701Not bad. Not bad at all.I wish there was a better spot for Rainbow Dash, but otherwise there is a lot of nice symmetry and thought put into this. Most of these cards seem appropriate. I've seen a lot of shitty playing card designs for MLP. It helps that we had one more princess and one more CMC last season.
>>11313709No.
>>11313701>Applejack is a jackIf nothing else, that part of it is perfect.
>>11313731Touch, Motherboard and Contact are equally my favorites.
>>11313726oh wait, which one's your tumblr? tons of people just followed me
>>11313726Lewd.Please consider slapping some rough colours on it or any other drawings you did. I'm sure it'd be good. Love your style btw.
>>11313712I love that guy.
>>11313706Could be worse
>>11313741Lyradical.>>11313742I'll try flats this time. And maybe come back to Chocolyra.
>>11313754oh godArin in Zyzz poseI'm fucking dyingshit
>>11313754look at that bird-ass bird
>>11313761>Zyzz will never return from the dead and fuse with Arin Hanson to create the ultimate bro
>>11313764>>11313761From the post:>that feel when you will never hear Jon “HECH” at the bottom of a heavy ATG Squat.
>>11313770But Zyzz was a douchebag, and not a bro at allThen again, so is Arin
>like an unknowns artist art on tumblr>he splerges out about a famous artist liking his stuffSee this is why I hate liking crap. Your own fame gets in the way.
>>11313773Zyzz was a character, hew as a total bro irl. Before he started the zyzz persona he was a scrawny kid playing lots of WOW.
>>11313758Yes, I could have gone down a more dangerous road and antagonise a few people... Thankfully, my anti social field seems to be a double edged sword .
>>11313775Hey like me instead. I swear I don't ever splerg at all.
>>11313775The obvious solution is to just like everything. That makes it seem less special.
>>11313781Sure, give me a link.>>11313784Yea I thought so too but that didn't seem to do anything.>make a comment on youtube>its a generic haha>+100 thumbs
I love these guys.
>>11313770
>>11313777The ''ironic shitposting is still shitposting'' still applies hereIt does not matter if it was ''just a character'' because, in the end, that's all he was all the time for all we care
>>11313775ARE YOU FOR REALS FAMUS?
>>11313775I know. And then you happen to be in a chat with them and they're talking about him like: "I'll never forget the day senpai noticed me, it was such and such day". Sickening, even if it's mean half-ironically
>>11313794And what exactly have you done that's worthy of any praise?
>>11313791But all of those are ugly.Only the last one is really really nice.
>>11313791I love it, too. Artist name?
>>11313801>tfw on a skype call with LK>can barely keep my spaghetti from spilling every time he talks
>>11313791Art fiends are really good, but I don't like their hipster antics.
>>11313802What? What the hell does that have to do with anything?I could be the smelliest, slimiest waste of human space the world has ever seen and that would not change the fact that he was still a retarded douchebag that got punked by natural selection
>>11313820Holy fucking jelly.
>>11313810I really don't know how this feels. I barely talk to anyone, and when I do I think I put on a very aloof tone, which means the conversation doesn't last very long.
>>11313790That's some low-tier humour.
>>11313810oh my god thisI could listen to him talk forever
>>11313827Ignore them Sweetie. How about we go have a tea party?
>>11313810I want to be friends with creative people, but I can't art. Makes me feel so alone.
Ponies need more accessories.
>>11313837Step 1: get big jobStep 2: make loadasa monayStep 3: commission said artistsStep 4: freinds.
>>11313835
>>11313842money =/= friends
>>11313837Do you think the only people I talk to are other drawfags?You don't think I have other interests?
>>11313842is no friendsihp when its money
>>11313837It has nothing to do with art. Not really. There are people who art and don't talk to people. As long as you have something in common (something else than pone is a plus), you should be able to talk with them. Just send them a message on tumblr or something.
>>11313844I want Sweetie to ram her horn up my ass while attempting to tell me how filthy I am with her voice cracks.
>>11313810>tfw he gets on these big conversations with other people from the call>can only stare without bringing myself to participate on them
>>11313791but anon that's all 1 person>>11313809http://fxcellent.tumblr.com/post/52777147444/all-together
Goodnight MLPG.
>>11313855Why, just -- Why?
>>11313841I agree
>>11313842>ask artist to commish them>too busy
>>11313866See ya in bed, Twilight.>>11313863Thank you, sir.
>>11313851What the hell am I supposed to do?>"Oh hey, I like your art and I was wondering if we could hang? I don't have anything for you to see but yea that would be nice."I have nothing to go on. If I could draw even the tiniest bit, then I could get my foot in the door.
>>11313879Stay away from my wife anon.
So how much longer do I have to follow this 'perchu' kid? All I wanted was to have a chance at New Leaf, but holy shit, I didn't know how much he'd shit up my dashboard.
>>11313849I don't talk to anyone because no-one talks to me. I think I should rid myself of this need and things would move in a much more satisfying manner.
>>11313888You again. Will you ever learn?
>>11313880If you don't have any ideas of what to talk about then why do you want to talk to them? Just because they draw?
rarity pony nIvbogh reH 'ej SoH faggot vaj Qoch
>>11313880>My Little Anon: Friendship is functionalI don't know anon, maybe just mention your favourite games or bands or something else, other artists, other hobbies. Most artists aren't completely fixated on drawing.
>>11313688no, we can smell you. scent is the only thing carried through computers.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpQ3bWxAgoo
>>11313922About 8, if you want to get the most.
If you could punch another person across the internet but feel twice the damage back to you would you still do it?
>>11313914You're the one that keeps telling people you're married to my wife.
>>11313942You can't die twice. I'll take it.
>>11313942>not going on mlpg in full armorOf course
>>11313952You would still die though. Is it worth it?
>>11313922> rarity> wej Sparkle choS'a maSaHbe'ba' plspls
>>11313916Hmm, I've kind of had this. I just think someone is cool and would like to get to know them. There'd be nothing in it for me, I don't want my OC drawn or come here bragging about being friends with an artists. What if you just think you'd both enjoy each other's company.
>rch didn't die in a fire.pitty.
>>11313958Of course, I'll kill someone for free.
>>11313952INCORRECT you die once in this life. you get to suffer eternally in the next. your own personal hell will be being forced to participate in the torture of your favorite pony, forever.
>>11313958Someone's gotta put Ross down.
Usually if I want to talk to someone it's to ask them questions.What do you want to talk to drawfags about if you don't draw?
>>11313942>Kill someone that deserves it>Finally dieDeal
mlpg please helpi am going soon to a psychiatrist, what do i have to do to make them not think i'm fucking crazy?i'm scared
>>11313969That sounds awful.
Meanwhile in russia.http://bigstory.ap.org/article/russian-parliament-vote-anti-gay-bill
>>11313945
>>11313972Drawfags do more than draw, you know.
>>11313916Not because of the drawing, but of the secondary characteristics that it implies. Creativity, skill, motivation, trying new things, moving forward, improvement, etc. I'm not saying every artist is a good person, or that the relationship between us will work, but those things are what I want and maybe being surrounded by those people we can help each other out.>>11313923But how do I start?
>>11313969>be supposed to die twice>you die once and not die the second timewhat kind of shit deal this isrevoking my agreementsmagic sucks
Is this the pon you wanted?
>>11313976Why are you going to see a psychiatrist?I would recommend against mentioning your unhealthy obsession with cartoon ponies.
>>11313927
>>11313972This >>11313980And this >>11313923
>>11313976Take tips from Tabitha.
>>11313990It's not Twilight studying Megaman's arm so no
>>11313969>your own personal hell will be being forced to participate in the torture of your favorite pony, foreverIt already happened, she's being tortured already.
>>11313980Yeah but if that's all you know about them and you can't even think of other things to talk about then why would you want to be friends?
>>11313969Can I torture her sexually?
>>11313972He just want to make a friend.
>>11313978>Obama becomes Reagan vBlack.0>Putin runs this shit now and is turning Russia into an Evil Empireman, to hell with that little slut China, we got our girl back. let's pick up where we left off, Russia. ooh baby, tell me about your nuclear submarines...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJAoaCHdTJY>"Good heaven's are these pony cadavers?!"
>>11313991>Why are you going to see a psychiatrist?im being taken there by my motheer>I would recommend against mentioning your unhealthy obsession with cartoon ponies.already know thatnever admit to knowing about mlp
>>11314005Maybe get to know them more? Anon, this is like, basic social interaction.>"Hey what do you think of...">"Have you ever...">"What's going on?"
>>11314005>>11313981You know you can ask about stuff they like to do in their free time, ask about their other hobbies or maybe something else you know they like. Pretty much anything is OK as long as you don't start asking lewd things right off the bat.
>>11313980Then they're shit drawfags. I want to be freinds with Apple.
>>11314031Steve aren't you supposed to be dead
>>11314015no. neither of you will enjoy it. if you manage to find a way to enjoy it, the Happiness Detectors (originally patented by /tg/) will sound and the demons will put a stop to that.once you have been determined to have suffered enough, you will take Steve's place at the gift shop until another poor soul comes in to relieve you. in a few billion years.
>>11314031I'm sorry for your terrible taste in people.
>>11313990Not really, but I love it anyway
>>11313972anon can talk to me about anything
>>11313978Would one expect more from simple Slavs?
What if we had a Tuxedo Kamen Rider pony that had the skills of Batman and the personality of Char Anzable for the villain in S4?Would you still watch?
>>11314015veryverysexuallyyou could say hypersexually
>>11314026Maybe I'm just weird then. I tend to be drawn to people I already have stuff in common with or who I think I can learn things from. I've never wanted to talk to someone I knew almost nothing about and was unsure if we even shared any interests.
>>11314021Conspiring against people expressly trying to help you is always a sign of mental health. Try going in without massive paranoia and hostility. Just for the novelty.
>>11314035well that sounds awful.
>>11314043>implying that's not the right thing to do
>>11314042WHICH PON WOULD U FUK
>>11314051Well that's kind of how you get friends, learning if you have similar interests.
>>11314046>not spoilering that shitYou done fucked up now, onichan
>>11314053but qwhat if he will laugh at me and/or send me to a nuthousei cant be like this
>>11314060PINK AND FLUTS
>>11314042How long have you been drawing? I want to be consistent and fast so I can do my own quests, and I've seen you do those. Have any ideas of your own?
We're slowly getting there. Soon Robopony will be able to understand us perfectly.now we just need to do the rest of Robopony.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nu-nlQqFCKg
>>11314062There's not enough spoilers in the world.
>>11314069WHICH BOYPON WOULD U CUDDLE
>>11314042So, um... you're in this thread, too? Heheh...
>>11314043Pls. As cosmopolitan and rootless as I may be, don't say that.
>>11314073But robots can't love.
>>11314062WHY THE FUCK CAN'T I FIND ANY SHOWINGS OF THE NEW SEASONSSERIOUSLYNEITHER THIS NOR THE LAST ONEI WANNA WATCH THE BAKERY GODDAMMIT
>>11314058It's not, what gender a person is attracted to is not for state to control.
>>11314083They will anonThey will
>>11313972you can usually just talk about videogames with me. only difference between you and I is that I draw
>>11314026>ask them questions>they respond>line of conversation ends>they say nothing at all after that>and never do
>>11314031Apple is pretty immature and switches between insecurity and overconfidence at the drop of a hat. I don't really like him as a person and I've given up trying to keep track of his drawings.
>>11314068Dude, just trust me on this; they've seen worse. I had a friend tell me the other day about this lady who came in taking her hair out, convinced that there were bees in her veins and would refuse to sit down. If anything they'll hate people like you, who just make their job harder. They're there to help you, so just see what they have to say.
>>11314088Russia is dying.They need to legislate forced procreation.
>>11314068Those who are crazy seldom know they are. If you aren't a danger to yourself or others, just be honest. Ask if he has total confidentiality. If so, then nothing said in that room will leave, so you are only sabotaging yourself by not being up front. Don't waste time and money, just do it.
>>11314098Good, you probably didn't deserve his glorious talent anyway. And above you, I will enjoy Art.
>>11314071I've been drawing for bout 3 years, 2 not so seriousI might be fast but im pretty bad when i do go fast hehim also not very good at coming up with ideas for things, I was actually thinking of one where derpy or pinkie would be trapped in a dungeon and they escape and then stuff happens.>>11314079uhh..i have no idea..rumble?
>>11314094I know. I try to never drop the ball, and I'm constantly disappointed when others do, because it makes me feel like I've been a bother and only worth a short and polite reply.
>>11314094>being this bad at socializingHoly shit AnonI really don't know what to tell you
>>11314092I draw. I just kinda think people want to be friends with drawfags because they think drawing is cool and not for much else.Lemme think of a similar example. I think Eurobeat is a pretty cool guy, but I don't think we share any interests so I probably wouldn't want to approach him. If I were more into music maybe I would.
>>11314102>Russia is dyingoh no. somebody think of the jellied meat and terrible cars.
>>11314079Featherweight
>>11314115It's easy to socialize face to face.
HEY DRAWFAGSSTOP LURKING
>>11314111Nigga please.
>>11314102>Russia dying>NegativeRussia is a disaster waiting to happen.
>>11314101>they've seen worsemanchildren jacking off to cartoon horses are even more worsei am not going to tell him about it>If anything they'll hate people like you, who just make their job harderSO WHAT IM SUPPOSED TO DO, SIT DOWN AND LET THEM STRIP ME FROM MY SECRETS??>They're there to help youyeah surethey helped me enough already
>>11314130Drawfags told me to tell youNO
>>11314125>tfw it's not for me
>>11314133>waiting
>>11314081yeah i know right? I can't believe i made it past the guards>>11314130BUT IM POSTING RIGHT NOW
>>11314130I'm not. I just posted a bat pon over here that only one guy saw. >>11313990
>>11314131>vaguely shark-shaped headalert MT.
>>11314102Whole white race and western civilisation is dying.
>>11314133Yes, but they at least have held onto their national pride.The west has not and will die. Russia has a chance.Then again, you posted Sweetie belle so you won't grasp the underlying signs anyway
>>11314094Best thing to do is open ended questions, especially ones that are opinionated since people like saying their opinions. Get them rolling.
>>11314130I'm boredgive me something to color I guess?
>>11314133Is this fucking breivik anon again
>>11314107>If you aren't a danger to yourself or others, just be honesti'm a ""potential dangerjust like everyone else can bebesides, thye've already been telling everything my parents before, why it would change nowwhat are they going to do to me this time>Don't waste time and money, just do it.i'm not wasting time and money, i'm not paying for that
>>11314141But there are two responses to it besides yours
>>11314148Russia =/= western civ.True western civ is really the Nordic, Germanic and British peoples carrying the legacy of Greece and Rome
>>11314148>misanthropesNo, they're not.
>>11314157I didn't go back up to check anon. I am very lazy tonight.Here, have some hats
>>11314169unf
>>11314130>>11314153I'll sketch something up I guess
>>11314138I'm not seeing them launching a full-scale campaign to reclaim post-soviet states yet.>>11314149Russia has my respect for managing to retain their national pride.>>11314154Care to take a guess?
>>11314148>>11314162White supremacists pls
>>11314135quit playing it up. if you had any serious problems, you'd be wearing tinfoil hats and opening your veins to get the wires out, not bitching and looking for sympathy here.
>>11314137When you're face to face typically you're in an environment that keeps conversation running.Hell you can just hang with your friends and comment on shit happening around you.Online is a different thing entirely.
>>11314169I'M DEADLY ALLERGIC TO HATS YOU ASSHOLENOW I'M GONNA DIE. THANKS TAN
>>11314112For me it's the opposite. I've always liked storytelling and meta concepts, but can't draw nor write well if it isn't objective. I have to work on those things. For now I'm just writing down ideas and attempting to practice the more subjective side of it. What do you mean "not good at coming up with ideas"? Half the time people are just happy to give input to see how the story is going, illusion of choice and all that.
>>11314130ok
>>11314183watch out anon, this little hunter is wearing a hat
>>11314178It's pretty easy to retain your national pride when the government will have you sent to mine Siberian salt for five years if they think you haven't.
>>11314169Well it's a very cute batpony. I just don't like batponies that much. I'm still smiling from yesterday with the Megaman thing so I just want Megaman with ponies
>>11314130No. Not for some time.
>>11314181>quit playing it up???>if you had any serious problems, you'd be wearing tinbut i already have serious problems
>>11314156Just fucking cool it. I went to a psychiatrist of my own volition to get my shit straightened out. It's not like the fucking movies. All they want to know is why are you there and what can they do to help YOU, not help someone else WITH you. They're not going to take orders from your parents and legally they can't even discuss whatever you talk about with them. So don't be so goddamned paranoid.
>>11314194You and I both. He FINALLY gets something good for the first time in years.
>>11314185Ah, cooli meant like general ideas for things, the basic ideasbut actually I take back what i said
>>11314156Everybody has the possibility to be a danger, but you should have enough self responsibility and stability to not go around shanking dudes.
>>11314194>Megaman with ponies>tfw that will never happen, along with every Mega Man related thing that has been canceled over the past few years
>>11314193Good point, but it's better than a cultural-Marxist government.
>>11314211they nmight tell that im a sicko>>11314204they never help i already know thati dont want to live in a fuckong zoothough i better start getting used to it and practtice throwing shit at peopleFUCK
>>11314178>I'm not seeing them launching a full-scale campaign to reclaim post-soviet states yet.When you do, it will be too late to stop them. If you're in America you can laugh at that, but living near Russia makes me scared shitless, knowing that if they come, no one will help.
Holy crap I can't even see straight right now does this look alright?
>>11314208You mean basic as in the plot points or fluff? You don't have to have everything fleshed out, only the things they will see and interact with.
>>11314193Nah. When immigrants rioted over some bullshit, the Russian citizens beat them back and chastised them for behaving so poorly.It's not just state mandated.And it is better than cultural Marxism.That shit is pure evil.
>implying Putin didn't bomb hotels in his own country to create a terrorism scare that cinched his vote into power>implying before that he wasn't terribly unpopular>implying Putin isn't going to declare himself the Tsar soon.
You ask me for a pony. I give you a pony. The pony is not a pony, but a chicken. I give you a pony. The pony doesn't exist. Where the pony was, is now a picture of a pony on the ground. I give you a pony. You are now a pony. You start screaming, only to have rainbows fly from your lips. The world is now oversaturated. I give you a pony. Warum sind wir Deutsch sprechen? Ross weint leise, als er seine Freundin Wiegen. Die Prinzessin starrt dich an, als die Freundin Kissen wird. Sie schauen hinunter nur um zu sehen, dass Sie ein Lyra plushie sind. Ich singe das Lied, das gebiert das Universum. I give you a pony.
>>11314228If you can't be chill for 30 minutes talking to some dude then what the fuck?And of course no one can help you when you clearly don't want them to.
>>11314233RR needs more chub
>>11314233Hold on, my boner is blocking my view
>>11314230I'm Norwegian, there's a reason I'm working towards a unified Norse-Germanic 'Empire'
>>113142392surreal4me
>>11314239You give me a pony?cool. Which pony is it?
>>11314243of course i cant be chill i n a situiaton of dangerwould youand they arent there to help me, therye there to get my money and send me off to a prison
>>11314205And have you seen those metal bladesGODDAMN I'D FAP NONSTOP TO THAT PART IN THE TRAILERAND HE CAN SHOOT THEM IN 8 DIRECTIONS. THEY ARE FUCKING GLORIOUS
I want /pol/ to go
>>11314215http://gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F%2Fimages.4chan.org%2Fmlp%2Fsrc%2F1371032675423.gif&sound=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3Du9cJOb7FldM&start=2
>>11314250
>>11314258>Probably 12 years old
>>11314234Yeah, i knowim gonna have to try another mini quest soon
>>113142332cutei ship it
>>11314236Rooskie Pope will declare this the second coming of God.
>>11314274Don't we all have a bit of 12 year old in us?And/or vice versa?
>>11314277Wiat I'll make its better
>>11314275I hope once I get good enough that I'll just rocket off.
>>11314258You JUST said it wasn't your money.You just said that.Holy fuck the victim complex. Look, either fucking man up and face the big scary adult who's just trying to do his fucking job or pretend he's out to get you and go cry to mommy about it.
>>11314277any news on futa rr x futa rosemary?
Which pony would look the biggest when pregnant?
>>11314291
>>11314288>pretend he's out to get you and go cry to mommy about it.thatw she takes me there
>>11314239You raise your hands to the pony and pet it. Your eye twitches involuntarily. Across the street a mare of three falls down the stairs. You swallow and look down at the pony in your hands. I give you a pony. You swallow and look down at the spaghetti in your pockets. You cannot swallow. There are fillies at the top of the stairs.The pony shifts uneasily under your petting. I give you a pony. You look at my face, and I am pleading with you. The fillies are crying now. You raise the spaghetti to the pony, tears stream down your face as it takes a bite. I give you a pony. You are on your knees. You plead with me to go across the street. I hear only fillies' laughter. I give you a pony. You are screaming as you fall down the stairs. I am your fillie. You cannot see anything. You take a bite of the spaghetti. The concrete rushes up to meet you. You awake with a start in your own bed. Your eye twitches involuntarily. I give you a pony. As you kill me, I do not make a sound. I give you a pony.
>>11314293>flashbacks of preggity
>>11314287good luck manmay your quests turn out better than mine hehe
>>11314297How old are you?
>>11314303anon stop, you're scaring me
Post something near the bottom of your pone folder.
goodnight NMLPG>>11314328'kay
>>11314328But the most recent things are at the bottom.
>>11314303>that chartmisanthropes...
>>11314328The last thing.
>>11314328
>>1131432618
After this thread, I'm curious.What do all our popularfags feel about all the spaghetti spilled over them?
>>11314336Then post something from the top.
>>11314303My attempt to reciprocate is cut brutally short as my body experiences a sudden lack of electrons. Across a variety of hidden dimensions you are dismayed. Apple Jack hands me an orange, but it slips through my fingers. I am reborn as a psyduck. You disapprove. A crack echoes through the universe in defiance of conventional physics as cosmological background noise shifts from randomness to a perfect bass drop. Children everywhere stop what they are doing and hum along in perfect pitch with the background radiation. Pegasi fall from the sky as the sun engulfs Equestria. You hesitate momentarily before allowing yourself to assume the locus of all knowledge. Entropy crumbles as you peruse the information contained within the universe. A small library dragon ceases to exist. You stumble under the weight of everythingness, Your mouth opens up to cry out, and collapses around your body before blinking you out of the spatial plane. You exist only within the fourth dimension. The fountainhead of all knowledge rolls along the ground and collides with a pet rock. My head tastes sideways as spacetime is reestablished, you blink back into the corporeal world disoriented, only for me to hand you a pony as my body collapses under the strain of reconstitution. The universe has reasserted itself. A particular rock is given parties for the rest of its natural life. You die in a freak accident moments later, and you soul works at the library as a dragon. You disapprove. Your disapproval sends ripples through the inter-dimensional void between life and death. A small colt begins to cry as he walks toward the stairway where his father stands.
>>1131432620
>>11314349It's much better to be just a little e-famous. Being a c-lister is a better life than being an a-lister.
>>11314328Unf dorkhorse unf.
>>11314351okBut most of that stuff is just poor quality screencaps from episode days.
>>11314349I don't know, but I'm assuming annoyed."Dude stop I'm just a guy who can draw nothing special shit."
>>11314349Some probably like it. Some don't. Some are just as full of spaghetti themselves. Some don't care.
>>113143522deep4meIs there more?
>>11314368That's fucking terrible
>>11314360Derpy has the longest ears.
>>11314359>popularfag in MLPG>e-famousOnly a handful of people we have here would be considered a-listers in the MLP fandom
http://derpiboo.ru/341833
>>11314380I meant e-famous in our own microcosm.
>>11314390>maybe you tried the stallionis there an image like this for stallions?
>>11314384but she is the most sunhorselywhat are you trying to say, anon?
>>11314349what
>>11314394I wonder how we'd rate our artists according to their fame here. Is it the amount of shitposting we do about them?
>>11314352I give you a pony. The universe is engulfed within itself. A bus advertising EqG drives by a papillon. It disapproves. An unnatural force reverses Equestria's gravity. You ask for a pony. I reciprocate with a retarded story line. You disapprove. Your disapproval releases a cosmic shift in the void between birth and life. You ask for a pony. A certain rock is given parties by ponies for the rest of its unnatural, eternal endurance. Your constant disapproval sends silence through everything. A contrived beast becomes omnipotent. You ask for a pony. I give you a pony. Your body becomes an unsettled blob of nothingness, then divides by three. The papillon barks. The universe realigns itself. You, the papillon, and the pony disapprove. This condemnation stops the realignment. Hades freezes over. A unicorn is launched is launched into the unoccupied existence between space and time with a specific pony. You ask for a pony. I give you a pony. It screams as you lift it to your face. You laugh maniacally as I plead with you. You devour the pony as it pleads for mercy. I disapprove and condemn you to an eternity in a certain void where a certain unicorn and its specific pony are located. The Universal Space-time Continuum Committee disapproves of my irrational decision. You are locked away and are fed ponies for the rest of your natural existence. A mane refuses to break down during the process of digestion. You die in a freak accident. A certain mane lives the rest of its life in a comatose state. Your soul disapproves. Down the street a fillie cries as a pony gets stuck in, and climbs back up, her esophagus. You ask again for a pony. I refuse to reciprocate. You demand a lawyer. I remind you harshly that this is the new world order. Lawyers no longer exist. Only papillons. Your name is written on a list of sins. Blasphemy.
>>11314407read the email
>>11314399Foals are just too damn adorable.
>>11314417You ask for a pony. The comatose mane vanquishes your soul from this universe. Realignment occurs. You beg for a pony. A certain papillon's name is written on an obelisk in Egypt. Mumble. Peasants worship the obelisk. Your soulless corpse partakes in the festivity. Ponies are banned universally. The sun implodes. All planets cease to have ever existed. Pluto is the only mass in existence. Conveniently, you are on vacation here. Your need for ponies re-establishes space-time. Equestria is recreated under your intergalactic rule. Ponies are your army. You wake up. Clowns. Clowns everywhere. Your dream rushes to meet you. You are kidnapped. You ask for a pony. They hand you Equestria Girls.
>>11314399oh shit Michael Jackson got reincarnated as a foal!
>>11314426>>11314417>>11314352>>11314303>>11314239Holy shit anon are you okay
>>11314417>A unicorn is launched is launched
>>11314399Pony can't defeat Air Man.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0WhFy9AYDs
>>11314428No we moved past horses. We fluffy cows now.
>>11314415A combination of total followers (across submission sites), overall size of body of work, and number of times they're mentioned in an average day.
>>11314239>>11314352>>11314417>>11314426>>1131430310/10best thing I've read here in a long time.
>>11314444Why did you have to remind me of this abhorrence?
>>11314411What would you do if some Anon wanted to be your friend but was all spaghetti about it?
>>11314442SAYS YOUANYONE CAN DEFEAT HIM SINCE HE BLOWS
>>11314444>porn on youtube
>>11314435what
>>11314433saveussaveyourselfsavegod
>>11314448That seems biased against the ones who aren't attention whores.
>>11314444>tfw I haven't masturbated anally for about 6 weeksToo much fucking effort while I've got exams
>>11314446That is the fluffiest cow I have ever seen oh my god
>>11314444people masturebate to this, don't they?
>>11314474well yes anon, that's kinda how fame works.
>>11314476Brae pls
>>11314474Just like the real world. Horns don't get heard if nobody blows them.
>>11314460It's a ponified reddit post about hamburgers, google "cuil theroy"
>>11314474So who'd be our Britney Spears?
>>11314460dunno. I only slept for 2.5 hours last night. Seems like cranberry redbull mixed with blueberry vodka causes me to post strange things.
>>11314479
>>11314448If we're talking about MLPG fame why does follower count matter?In that case Braeburned wins. Thank you for wasting our time figuring out the obvious.
>>11314444i'm on that weird part of youtube again.
bah
>>11314500MS.
>>11314493I-I just have dry lips, okay?
>>11314444That seems like it would be a real easy way to get water intoxication.
>>11314517Seems accurate. Who'd be our Amy Winehouse?
>>11314520No, you're Nobody, not nobody.
>>11314531AB because he's literally dead right now
>>11314535Nah, he went to the Gravity Falls general.
>>11314538Really? He went to a show about small children?hehAB is the one who accidentally streamed himself downloading CP, right?
>>11314538Shhhh, anon. Let him believe It's for the best.I give you a pony.
>>11314543Yes.
Daily reminder that S3 is shit.
>>11314517>MSBut we almost never talk about him here.
>>11314543Yes>some cry
>>11314551Just like Britney Spears!
>>11314543Haha, oh wow
>>11314552I still think it's horrible people made a joke out of that.
>>11314553man i miss Britney Spearsshe was hilarious
>>11314547>>11314552It's funny because that's disgusting and highly illegal!
>>11314515How goes the Animal Crossings?
>>11314560No, it's funny because he showed a bunch of people that he was doing it
>>11314551Agreed. Microsoft Sam needs more facetime. Especially now with XBone integration. You ask for a used game. Microsoft charges you ten dollars.
>>11314552Why must some cry?
>>11314543stay awhile and lisen
>>11314550I'm not going to badmouth something I've never tried.
>>11314573but i was here when it happened, i just didn't particularly care at the time because >namefags
>>11314573wait. was that before or after he was caught copying poses from CP for his artwork?
>>11314567I wouldn't know, I don't have the cash to pick it up. That's why I'm going to open up commissions after I put together my price page.If you're asking about the quest, I'm waiting until the mod and janitor business dies down.
>>11314557No, pedos are an acceptable target since they aren't human.
>>11314578Shit or S3?
>>11314573Fucking disgusting
>>11314580I thought that was MS
>>11314583Now why aren't you going to use the sub?
>>11314580before
>>11314595Let's be honestYour quest isn't going to get much attention on the sub.
I wish AB would get reprimanded for his pedo ways.Solely for the fact that his name and spelling/pronouncing it annoys the living fuck out of me. Seriously.
>>11314586S3 of course. I'm not going to watch fananimation.
I love pony.Please help me.
>>11314602A link from here would be enough
>>11314606Embrace it, you fool.
>>11314606put your dick in it
>>11314609It has done nothing but make me depressed.
>>11314608And maybe 3 people would participateFace it, you just get more attention on /mlp/I was thinking of doing a quest sort of thing but instead using tumblr
>>11314595because the sub is better suited for the /tg/ quests. You know, the ones with actual game mechanics like dice rolls and stuff worked in as well as pon DnD.besides, I want to let all of /mlp/ play
>>11314606I am sorry Anon bbut I love pony too and all pony only love me
>>11314615Isn't it a good pain though?
>>11314602You'll get more consistency. On the sub all you'll get are passer bys, whereas on the sub you'll get dudes who want to play and will stick.
>>11314606Pony will be forever imprinted on your sexuality. It's too late to run.
>>11314584>since they aren't humanThat's too good for them. Actually, it's quite the opposite. Pedophiles are the most human creatures out there. And the humans are monsters.
>>11314619I do my quest in the sub and there's no dice nor mechanics at all.
>>11314619Rariquest was fun on the sub for example. And it had participants. And again a link would be enough.
>>11314623I think you never had depression. I kind of wish you knew my pain.
>>113146192 bells for an apple? Why bother charging at all?
>>11314623No, it is the worse kind of pain I have ever experienced.
>>11314638>wishing people to have depression
FUCK Why is 4chan loading so damn slow recently?!Has m00t begun his campaign against Australian posters?
>>11314647>what is empathy
>>11314638>real depression>caused by a ponyEdgy teenagers, pls
>>11314652I've seen people complaining about 4chan being slow a lot recently.I haven't had any problems with it myself though.
>>11314633>>11314635Did'ja miss the part where I typed in something behind the spoiler?
>>11314652E3 killed itthat PRISM petition thingy in which 4chan appears at the very top of the signatures and it being mentioned in the news may also have killed it
Hey would anybody be interested in paying me to draw stuff? I'm in an economically difficult situation right now...
>>11314658It's like you don't even love pony.
>>11314647That's why I said "kind of". I know I'm a terrible person, that's why I' have depression. It's a common response.
Why are ponies suddenly crawling in mlpg's skin?You've already come this far from reality, why not abandon it? You might as well hold out for the day science allows some of us to take the form of ponies IRL. I'd totally hug a human non sexually.
>>11314663No.Again a link would fix everything. Just link it. I mean we do have complete control over it and can delete spam and ban anyone who acts like a total faggot.
>>11314658Why would you live in this terrible, polluted world now, anon?Sometimes, I look out of my window, see how much we're hurintg our mother Gaia (i live near a mine) and when I remember how pure Equastria is a tear starts rolling on my cheek.
>>11314606Pony loves you.
>>11314670Not here. But post on your tumblr that you're taking commissions and some people from here might reblog you, even though I'm not sure how much weight we pull.
>>11314677I'll kill you before that happens! no humen will disguise itself as a pony, theyre not worth it!
>>11314688If pony loves me so much why does she never visit?
>>11314696Because she doesn't exist.Neither do you.
>>11314691Yeah, I just figured I'd ask here, cause I've gotten positive responses for my art here before.Thing is, my tumblr isn't pony related at all. I guess I could make a new one though, just for this.So, should I just post the tumblr post here, and people would actually reblog...? That would be so nice of you.
>>11314695>hating on posthuman ponyismcheck ur privelege this is who I really am
>>11314696What if she asks the same question every night, waiting for you and crying?
AW SHIT
152 images, time for a new horse
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VyT8cwwUomA
>>11314710too soon
What if it turned out ponies werent ponies at all?
>>11314710>That feel when we'll never new horse at 150 again
>>11314413WIP redrawing.Might not finish tonight
>>11314709>pacific timelel4chan time (eastern time) is the only time that matters
>>11314703Well, again, signal boosts might work, but we're not exactly fandom famous. I think you'd have more sucess either in /mlp/ or ponychan.
>>11314718I felt rustling growing and growing, and then I laughed. Well played
>>11314706
I love deer and German Belle anon.
>>11314721>might not finishYeah about that...You don't have a choice here.
>>11314731Same here
>>11314721I don't know why you asked me for help with art. At this rate, just like everyone else, you've become much better than me anyway.
>>11314735>deer and German Belle anonWho?
>>11314732I will be a kawaii pony. You can't tell me what to do mom! *runs away crying*
>>11314727I did post a thread yesterday night here on /mlp/, but it 404'd. I did get a $10 and a $1 commission out of it, so that was great. I posted on MLPchan as well, but that doesn't seem very active...Anyway, here's the tumblr post if anybody is interested.http://striderpony.tumblr.com/post/52783132913/i-have-come-to-a-economically-difficult-situation
>me in charge of pudge>me in charge of colors>everythingOh gosh.Welp, time to post this on my blog for maximum circlejerking.
>>11314747>>11314509>>11314425
I'm gonna ship Iron Will and Wii Fit trainer.
>>11314756If you're OK with drawing fetish or slightly porny things try those threads. They might be more willing to dish out some money.
>>11314768I dont know whether to laugh at wii fit trainer or be angry at itWe already have one maniac on the roster
>>11314770Yeah, I did get an email from one guy who wanted some belching and farting and humanxpony. I turned that down...
>>11314768>yfw tumblr starts ranting about how Wii Fit trainer is supporting thin privilege and how Nintendo must include strong independent women of all body types in all their games
>>11314756Try Ponychan. They like having their OCs drawn.
>>11314762oh my god i love this
>>11314737>me>finishing anything
>>11314756And ask some namefags in this thread for help. You might not know them, but maybe they're feeling generous.
>>11314787Yeah, I just posted a thread there. I dislike OC's because most of them are ugly and generic as hell, but I guess beggars can't be choosers.Thanks for the advice guys!
>>11314750BACK THE FUCK OFF!??!?!?
>>11314777I'm not angry, but I am confused.Why Wii Fit Trainer out of every other possible character to put in the new Smash game?I imagine if Nintendo polled people asking what new characters they would like to see in the Smash game, there would be dozens of options, Wii Fit Trainer not among them.
>>11314735Why so?
>>11314777It reminds me of Danica Patrick being in All-Stars Transformed.
>>11314740>>11314731>twifagsofficially the worst
>>11314762>in charge of pudgehook em!
>>11314816I thought that was just a jokeAre you serious
>>11314811Good luck. I'll reblog it, but I don't have many followers myself.
>>11314685It sucks sometimes, but it's not like I have a choice. And I can't really complain either, at least I'm living in a kinda-free country, have food and internet.Always look on the bright side of life
>>11314812
>>11314823Yeah man, it really happened.
>>11314825Thanks a lot man, anything helps. I really appreciate it!
>>11314833Thats some shit man
>>11314745O-oh geezthanksbut I still like yours
Morning /co/
>>11314845It's what I get for letting stuff get in the way of my art last year and a little bit before that.Watch out though I'm getting off my lazy ass and making a come back
>>11314862I'm planning practice a ton for summer too.We're all gonna make it brah
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=V1EUJTKAaRs#!I can't
y/n
this turned out even stupider than I thought
>>11314883Oh man, I would fuck the shit out of that fleshlight.
>>11314884What's up with the background?
>>11314815It's nice seeing something cute after all the negativity.
>>11314890Default Flash canvas
>>11314890Even here, Zone's work follows meHE GETS ALL THE JOBS I DON'Tgod damn I was so pissed when Lab Zero picked him and not me
4 DAYS UNTILL DAY OF EQUESTRIA GIRLS
>>11314882Man, you really thought it was fake? That's kind of amusing.
>>11314906We won't see it anyway
>>11314912please, MLPG will almost certainly get a pirated copy and watch it online for free
>>11314917Well yeah, but not on the day of premiere
>>11314892It is, isn't it..>>11314906Oh, Vater Odin.
>>11314906>We will never have Starswirl go on a Chrono Trigger type adventureGOOD MORNING, PONY
>4:53amWell, I'm not getting sleep.I might actually finish this drawing.
>>11314781
>>11314937>literally raped
>>11314937And people still don't know what literally means
>>11314937I refuse to believe that is real and serious.
>>11314937As someone who's overweight there's a difference between being okay with yourself and seeing thin people as an affront to your right to be a tubby lardass.
>get drunk once>according to my family I am now an alcoholic>my approximate reactionWhy did I ever move back home? They're just mad because I'm the only one who actually went out and got a driver's license and now they all have to walk to work.
>>11314939thank god you're here
>>11314967Okay?
>>11314970Blog Status: Upated
>>11314968TIME TO DOWNLOAD SWAT4 AGAIN
Daily dose:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q57LIKW7DIk
>>11314967Why hoofes, i thought she is marshmallow
>>11314987I'll stop that. Sorry.
>>11314828>but it's not like I have a choiceYou _always_ have a choice.to die or not to
>>11314977M-ME TOO
OH SHIT GUYS PONY IS COMING TO VISIT IN 10 MINUTES AND THIS PLACE IS A MESS
>>11314976
>>11315021
http://derpiboo.ru/236632
>>11314937Luckily that female was able to call on the power of the matriarchy and womyndom by accessing Twitter, which allowed her to soundly defeat her male oppressor in single, digital combat.
>>11315041for get the D room, my living room is a messhelp me throw all this stuff away or something
>>11315041What if Twilight really was your mom
>>11315045What's the D room though?
>>11315041>Anon, your room D is dirtyShe needs to look at rooms A through C.
>>11315043
>>11314965The thing is that those in the latter category do so because they do not fall into the former category. "Empowerment" and "shaming" have always been a product of not being okay with yourself.
>>11315053That's not how "why.jpg" works though.
Sorry, I will forever stop talking about myself.Here have an apology Scootaloo.
>>11315058are you the lilly I think you are?
>>11315058>LillyNew artist? I like what I see.
>>11315048The room in which you D, obviously.
>>11315058It's not a big deal if you blog, people do it all the time, just turn off your name and people won't start shitting on you.By the way, nice Scoots.
>>11315058Your sins shall be forgiven and forgotten now. Carry on
>>11315066They've been around. Looks like they finally decided on a name.
>>11315041>Bunch of Anons in Equestria>Each is a different mainsixfag>The ponies put them in a mansion and put some pretty strict rules so they don't cause trouble>Each week there is a inspection from Luna and Celestia to see if they follow the rules else they get sent back to Earth>Each episode is about a different plan to make their waifu love them while trying to fix whatever they fuck up in time for the weekly Celestia and Luna inspectionI'm telling you man it would be the best sitcom ever.
>>11315069As in, THE D?
>>11315064I don't know. Probably not.>>11315066I just got a name. I've been here forever.
>>11315058>scootaloo>not a SweetieClose enough.I'll keep my eyes on you tough
>>11315070>just turn off your name and people won't start shitting on youThat didn't help Kraut.
>>11315077>my pony came installed with windows 7
>>11315080I don't recognise the style, but then again I don't pay much attention to things and stuff.
>>11315070Pretty much this, shitposting and blogging is normal on MLPG, just don't make it obvious it's you and it'll be fine.>>11315086Because he was obvious as shit.
>>11315058krauttofunow lilywhat's nexthow massive is his personality disorder
>>11315086Kraut kept using his name for a while so his posting format was easy to spot.
>>11315080you play hats?
>>11315095Are you saying Lilly is Kraut?
I'll finish this up in a bit, I'm gonna go for a jog and get breakfast. Should I get someone to color it?
>>11315111Shhh, anon, please.
>>11315094>>11315095>>11315100I don't get why everyone in here seems to hate Kraut. I guess I'm not enough of an artist to see it.
>>11315114Nobody cares.
>>11315118You don't have to be an 'artist' to hate Kraut's personality.
>>11315114>Should I get someone to color it?Color it yourself you lazy bag!
>>11315103Yeah that's me. Lilly is my steam name currently.
>>11315131But that's haaarrrrrdAnd it'll look baaaaaaad
>>11315137haha, thought so
>>11315111>sayingIs there a reason to say that water is wet and sky is blue?
I draw hoers.Nite.
>>11315150G'night SB
>>11315150>those fetlocksunf
>>11315095I don't think the're one and the same. Lilly has been posting before Kraut died, just without a name.
>>11315150>horseDisgusting
>>11315167Kraut died? And we already have an artist who's actually good to finally replace him? Nice.
>>11315150Jesus SB. This is not a reasonable hour to go to bed.
>>11315188>implying the replacement won't start having personality disorders and suicidal tendencies while blogging and attentionwhoringKrautism is infectious.
>>11315196I stayed up too late.
>>11315188>good to finallyI mean he was good and ambitious, but not THAT good.
>>11315203Pfft. Not when I've got you guys to tell me I'm a faggot and to stop whining.
>>11315209I said actually good. Kraut was shit and took MLPG way too lnog to realize that.
>>11315206Obviously. Well, I assume the school is out, or something, but still. For most people a regular sleeping schedule helps. Good night and work on those BronyCon things and commmissions.
How do I start animating?
>>11315232One frame at a time.
>>11315232Don't. Drop that shit, start drawing. Why aren't you drawing?
>>11315232Go! Animate, definitely.
>>11315232It's a lot more complicated than it looks.And it looks pretty damn complicated.
>>11315232Adobe Flash for maximum "hurr I animate now" laziness.Hand-drawn frames are the way to go if you actually want to learn the principles.
>>11315041I'd like a series of these with the other main ponies reacting differently
>>11315232my plan is to start by frame by frame tracing gifs and going from there
>>11315244like sex with a pony
>>11315232Harry Partridge has some good video tutorials.
>>11315251>tracing gifsNigger that won't help. You have to study motion.Start with the bouncing ball.
>>11315252Which pony? Because if it's with Dash that means the animation is finished before he even started
>>11315282Just because it's fast doesn't make it badShe just has better things to do
>>11315282
>>11315279>I'm sponsored by Downy cause I shit on kids
>>11315297Whatever you say sugarcube.
>>11315279>I'm sponsored by Downy cause I shit on kidsThat doesn't even make any sense but I still laughed.
>>11315242Unf
>>11315301smoking must be hard if youre a horse
>>11315308little rarity is not for unfs
>>11315308Why do you do this to me?
>>11315301>y'allHow many ponies did she fuck?
>>11315319Fluttershy is cowering under the mattress
>>11315319It was Dash and you
>>11315327>"Do I get a turn now?"
>>11315315She has tits in EqGSo she can sexual you if she wants.
I want to squeeze pinkie's soft, spongy horse body
>>11315319Apparently y'all can also be used for one person.
>>11315334That doesn't make any senseThat's like saying if there was an alternate version of me with boobs then that means I'm for sexual here.
>>11315341Yeah but, for how long?
>>11315344But Anon... you are.
>>11315315You know it's not true
>>11315334I will end you.
>>11315344They are the same ages in human land as they are in horse land.So she has little crotchtits in horse land
>>11315334>EqG characters are the same as the poniesAnon pls. Those are different characters. Those aren't the ponies
>>11315355Sweetie isn't in High School in horse land. Shut up
Well I'm glad you guys don't hate me.Goodnight MLPG. Goodmorning actually, whatever.
>>11315350>anon is NOT for sexual
>>11315370Sweetie ignore them.Hey wanna go with Rarity to a picnic
>>11315365Neither is Twilight, nigger.
>>11315379Twilight gets transformed into a High School girl so she doesn't count. The other characters aren't the ponies so again we can't connect the ponies with them. They are different characters.
Would you marry your waifu if she was still a filly? You're also the same age as her, so neither of you are for sexual yet.
>>11315341Confused consent is my fetish.
>>11315384Well then no, marriage is an outdated practice anyways.If she wanted to when we got older I wouldn't mind.
>>11315384If we're too young to sex, we're too young to marry.
>>11315341Do you think Ponka would go along with it even though she has nothing there
>>11315382>the other characters aren't the ponies so again we can't connect the ponies with them >hey are different charactersWatTwilight goes into an alternate universe where the pony characters are instead human. And instead of Equestria being a town and a castle and some other shit, it's a high school. Celestia is the headmaster.
>>11315394If she's that squishy does there need to be?
>>11315392The two of you could nonsexually cuddle until that time comes.
>>11315368Sleep well.
>>11315368Good night.
>>11315412That is the stare of a pony who is solemnly up to no good
>>11315384no fillies, give me that banana pone instead
I didn't put those in my butt!
>>11315384I have no waifu.
>>11315407We'd start to smell.
>>11315397They are a different specie, have fundamentally different lives, hade compleatly diferent experiences while growing up. They are not the same. They are alternate versions of the character.It's like saying that the Superman who was raised by some villains from the future to be a dictator alongside with batman and kill whoever opposes him is the same character as the normal Superman.
>>11315415>"Watcha dooooooin?"
>>11315420Okay then, your imouto?
>>11315432Rainbow Dash.
>>11315443How is she at giving pony blowjobs?
>>11315435Why would I marry my imouto? It kind of defeats the point.
>>11315423Not literally, anon.She can't sleep without you, nor can you sleep without her.
COOOOLLAAAAAAAAAAA POOOOOOONYYYYYYYYY
>>11315451Well she needs to learn some independenceOne of us has to be the bread winner
What if Twilight were confirmed for Smash Bros
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>>11315460children can't win bread
>>11315466I wouldn't buy it anyway.
>>11315466Then I wouldn't buy a game which was clearly for little girls.
>>11315466what if your mother confirmed around celestias dick
>>11315466Remember when Bioware posted a pony picture on their facebook?Yeah that would be nothing.
>>11315466can we have a better pony than twilight please
>>11315494It would be Rainbow Dash if it happened, let's not kid ourselves here.MAYBE pinkie if they wanted a joke character.
>>11315494Rarity is also includedAJ and Discord are assist trophiesCelestia, Luna and Cadence are like the legendary pokemons in the Canterlot Castle stage
>>11315506well dash is worlds better than twilight so i'll take it
>>11315507>Aj is an assist trophyOh so she replaces Goldeen?
is it safe to ask if anyone wants a stram yet?
>>11315555fuck no it's not i'm about to go to work
>>11315555I'd watch a stram if you had music on
what if horse cartoons
>>11315574>mfw
>>11315566what if it was super mario bros supershow?
>>11315555Tan you should download that big pack of art videos.
>>11315581nope fuck that
>>11315555I always want your streams
>>11315581Jubilee is fucking awesome.porn where
>>11315585what are you tryin' to say anon.
>>11315456
>>11315618>Like that if a ponyTypo intentional?
>>11315581You failed to push that yesterday Tan.Do you know the definition of insanity?
>>11315597Well I know you don't like books that much so I thought maybe you'd like videos.
>>11315627nope, fuck
>>11315618that guard doesn't look nearly troubled enough
