Let's try this again.Which of the CMC do you think will cutie mark first?Old horse: >>11281491
:]
>>11286591All three at the same time
STAY IN ONE THREAD HORSEFUCKERS
http://i.imgur.com/qJZKHjn.jpgHey dad can I get a pony for my birthday
I think Scootaloo will get her cutie mark first.And then Sweetie Belle will get a much better cutie mark for a hundred dollars cheaper.
Can I get a link to the imgur script?
>>11286514>>11286532I'm drawing right now, but I might in a bit.
I think Marker may have been stolen.
>>11286619http://murkeli.kapsi.fi/userscripts/4chanimgur.user.js
>>11286591All three will happen at once, no other way is acceptable
>>11286611Mewball pls>>11286619It's mentioned in the linkboard, usually
>>11286627It did.>>11286595
>>11286637I swear I didn't delete the last thread. Scruffy is up to his trickery.
>>11286619>Peter Pan outfit>Zelda-style fairy>Kokiri children get fairy companions and they never grow upMOTHERFUCKER I JUST GOT THAT 15 YEARS LATER FUCK
>>11286616True facts: Faust had a cutie mark in mind for Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo but she happy with Apple Bloom's.
Last call on hats.
>>11286646No matter. It was quickly recovered anyway.
>>11286660I would hats. But hats with two people is kinda sucky.
I've got cum on me bum.
>>11286591Why the fuck did you had to call this a general? You guys are ready to travestite your fucking general subjects and forms but still can't not call it a general.OP, just make regular thread and speak about the same shit as in the generals and everything will be glittering fine.
Previous Thread>>11281491[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 7.7 5/22/13---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral Current General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/go New generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character names Please check locator before starting a new thread. Download links for episodes, comics, and books:All Seasons: http://derpy.me/Z18riAll Seasons: http://yayponies.eu FiMchan:http://fim.413chan.net MLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.com My Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlp FiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.com Pony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlp Who's who in MLPG (and other list of scripts, sites, and programs):http://derpy.me/WhosWho (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Lists of Scripts:http://pastebin.com/CMdmNvRR Events:http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://derpy.me/mlpgn (MLPG Nexus) Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php Drawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streams Drawings Requests doc:http://derpy.me/hYSfl Art reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html More links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneral Archiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.
There was some rumblings last month about some episode that involved Sweetie Belle's voice actor singing for the first time and a script that made Tabitha tear up. Might end up being her.>>11286650>but she happy with Apple Bloom'sActually, she said>I had plans for Scoots and Belle, but I was still working out Apple Bloom's.
>>11286660Oh yes...because I want to get destroyed for hours at a time...
>>11286660I am hats.
>>11286660too late for hats at this time of night
>>11286660I am monitoring hats server and will come on when it's got like two or three people
My vote goes for Applebloom, but my hopes go for Sweetie Belle. She IS best CMC afterall
>>11286681Are you new or just bored?
Is there any art of Marker Pony being stolen?
buttsbuttsbutts
>>11286683>There was some rumblings last month about some episode that involved Sweetie Belle's voice actor singing for the first time and a script that made Tabitha tear up. Might end up being her
>>11286684pls, I suck too. Oh well.I'll zip my lip about it.
>>11286701applebloom is way better and cuter you ignoramus
>>11286715>Claire singingOh godOh manOh godOh manOh godOh manOh godOh man
>>11286591I think that they will never get their cutie marks which will make them each fall into a state of depression and Scootaloo eventually commits suicide. Sweetie Belle will go off on her own and live in a cave the rest of her life to hide from the ridicule and embarrassment of not having a cutie mark. And the Apple family will keep Applebloom in their cellar chained up and will feed her parasprites. She will become Ponyville's newest attraction to tourists.
>>11286725ART ANON NOOOOO
>>11286725>so edgy
>>11286660I'm not playing on a US server with 150ms.>>11286701Mein Kamerad.>>11286721Yeah, nah.
>>11286731wow, he's awful at anything besides profile faces.
>>11286725>waste of flesh faggotsBut what should I use my flesh faggots for then?
>tfw want to hat but I'll get 300ms in the MLPG server
>>11286684Sorry, if you have to have your hand held playing hats you should really just not bother playing games period.
>>11286760killing british faggots
So apparently E3 was shit? I didn't watch.
>>11286683Sorry, I meant "-not- happy with", which is more or less "was still working on", she wasn't happy with what she had yet. Bleh. Left out the not.>Tabitha tearing up over a script>Sweetie Belle's VA singingAll is right in the world.
>>11286773move to texas and embrace all the freedoms
N-NO THANKS, I'M GOODhttp://i.imgur.com/Owceo1y.jpg
>>11286785PONE CONFIRMED FOR PS4
>>11286785sony wrecked microsoft
>tfw want to hats but in the middle of a long edging session
>>11286785PONY CONFIRMED FOR BRAWL
>>11286785>>>/v/We were enough E3 last thread.Sony won
>>11286801AppleDan pls
>>11286801>Not edging while playing hats
>>11286785No, it was greatExcept for the MSfags. Their butthurt will burn an entire generation.
>>11286801Finish on a pony
>>11286801>in a middle of an edging session>capable of posting on mlpg and getting through the captchaI question your techniques
>>11286721I used to think Applebloom was the cutest of the three, but then I grew to think that they're all equally cute.
>>11286683Sweetie Belle's voice actor did sing in Sleepless in Ponyville.
>there are anons who have passed away who have been waiting for KH3
>>11286799Good. Microsoft is the root of all evil and must be destroyed.
>>11286796Gross
>>11286796>Face:Ehhhh>breasts:Acceptable\>Body:Proper and cute amount pf tummy>Legs:OH SHIT NIGGER WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?why are there no good pinkies with a cute chubby build like pic related?
>>11286785It's been pretty decent so far actually.
LEAKEDFUCKING LEAKEDIT'S OUT HUMANHUMAN PONIES FUCKF
>>11286842I'd hardly call that singing.
Microsoft's conference was fine imo
>>11286811What do you mean?
>>11286753It was to throw you off.
>>11286831>dealing with captchaPoorfag detected
>>11286854Although the legs are not that attractive, they're pretty accurate in terms of realism
INCOMING
>>11286785FINAL FANTASY VERSUS 13 IS NOW FF15KH3 IS REALMIRROR'S EDGE 2BATTLEFRONT BY DICEPS4 AT 399 DOLLARSIt's een alrigght.
>>11286863Little late to the party bra
>>11286843Not enough of them unfortunately.
>>11286833Mind you, it is a close call, and all 3 are hella cute. Applebloom wins by a bow's length.
HOW CAN SHE EVEN STAND?http://i.imgur.com/q9hJ6Gp.jpg
>leak of EGHERE WE GO
>>11286865Dont you pffrt at me, Lyra!
>>11286854The one you just post it suffers from major manface
>>11286863>>11286888what are you talking about?
http://i.imgur.com/xGf3fxT.jpguuuuuuunf
EQG LEAKED?HOWS THE QUALITY?
>>11286863What.
http://thepiratebay.sx/search/equestria%20girls/0/99/0
>>11286865It was much better paced than Sony's, but it didn't really impress.
>>11286897link
>>11286863>>11286897>No links
>>11286863>>11286897>>11286914Any source would be nice.
>>11286863>>11286879>>11286914You fagets better not be trolling.And you better share.
>>11286911there is a point where it stops being unfdicks larger than their entire bodies seems like a pretty reasonable cutoff point.
WHERE IS IT FAGGETS, I WANT TO MAKE GIFS
>>11286946>>11286943>>11286942>>11286940>>11286914>all these faggots actually wanting to watch ECG
>>11286954speak for yourslef
I hope it's Applebloom. She was more fun before she joined up with the other two, and it would get her back to doing non-cutie mark-related things.
>>11286863>>11286897>>11286914YOU DOUBLE NIGGER, YOU BEST NOT BE JOKING
>>11286962Well I have to watch it before I complain about it, right?
>>11286611isis that fucking silverfrom pokemon?
>>11286962If it's going to be a train wreck then I'd rather share the misery with MLPG on a stream then watch it alone.
>>11286966>No one mentioned BabsThis is why she'll be 1st. No one will see it coming.
>>11286962I actually do, if it turns out bad, than I can just stop watching it. I have no life anyways, so it's not like any time spent on it is a big loss.
unf
>>11286864Which is probably why Tabitha teared up.
>>11286911You disappoint me, Anon.
>>11286984How about just not watching it at all?
>>11287000she is a cutie
And then no one posts any kind of leak at all.I guess you were trying to see if anyone wanted to watch it.Of course we want to watch it. It's vaguely pony-related and we'd rather see it sooner than later because everyone is going to at least start watching it; it's relevant.
>>11287026It's going to be a topic of conversation for a few weeks whether I like it or not, so I'd rather have my own opinion on it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOQkkOBF2y8&feature>You will never be this happy.
>Shit gets leaked in one of those streams or forums you don't visit, because you never stray from the general
for the love of fuck, will someone just PLEASE post a link? whether it's shit or not, my curiosity is killing me, and I don't want to go to the theater like an autistic faggot!
>>11287026>Not watching shitty movies with friends for the laughsConfirmed for no friends
>>11287029Just like every other pegasus in existence! Pegasi are cutest pones.
>>11287051Mah giganiggaAwful movies with friends is the best.
>>11287040>>11287051>I'm only watching it ironically, guys. S...seriously.
>>11287051It's like he doesn't even remember Mystery Science Theater 3000.
>>11287048>>11287038see>>11286936and tell me if it's legit
>>11287038This and I just told everyone that there was a leak and now I look like a butt with no source
So does anyone have a link or...what?
>ooh, I've never played this party game before!
>>11287079>>11286936
>>11287074there's nothing there. no results.
>>11287067
>>11287038>we don't want to watch itBut I do ;_;
>>11287074Don't be a faget and check the URL yourself; you'll see it's just a search on piratebay that gives no results. It's not a torrent.
>BF4>Shotgun with 2 opticswat
>>11287084how horrifying
>>11287084Go to sleep Tozac.
>>11287084i love nezumi
>>11287044I wish I had some melon now.
>>11287095i dont really like the forehead dot
>>11287097One for day, one for night?Or they're having fun and making it tacticool.
>>11287067Alicorns are cute too!
>>11287084Nezumi, why are you horsing now
>>11287067damn nigga these some fine ass horses
>>11287107>>11287095Yet another thing the piss stole.
>>11287000
>>11287107Pogo is 3rd best satyr
>>11287107>>11287122Do you see what you started, GR?
>>11287123>ponies are cute too!
>>11287133I think that was them, actually.They make OC sometimes,you know
>>11287141And I am okay with this.Satyr's are adorable.
>>11287157Mods don't think so.
>>11287152He's just trying to cause trouble, ignore it.
>>11287142well DUUUUUUH you silly filly!
>>11287160Really? Would they delete threads about pony centaurs too?
why does she keep giving me bedroom eyes
>>11287160who gives a fuck what they think?
>braeburned will never make a gay pony prison gang rape comic>the alpha rapist pony won't be named Sex Cells
I love satyrs.
dammit. you faggots got me excited for a leak, and now were on saytrs.that's whatever, but I just wanted a damn link...
>>11287157The piss likes it, so I'm morally obligated to hate it.
stophorsepanties time
>>11287170I don wan no trabble!
>>11287152No it fucking wasn't.The lyra satyr was the product of Lyraquest.
>>11287160How the hell are they a rule breaker anyways?they don't even hint at naughty bits!
>>11287192That's stupid, the piss also likes oxygen.
>>11287178because ponies are horny as fuck
>>11287175They just deleted AiE about three minutes ago for one pic.
HALO 5 GOTY THAT TRAILER WAS THE SHITHow to sell Xbox One:Free to play 1080p remake of Halo 2 with all the maps, forge, theater, and toggles for all the old glitches
>>11287203mods are mad because someone submitted their certificate of marriage to Twilight Sparkle before them
>>11287160What a surprise.Can't have fun things.
>>11287196Name 5 ponies that aren't Jackie Chan
>>11287197Yeah, but only 3 drawings came out of that, the rest of the contents was created by the normal folks of /mlp/lets face it, the satyrs are theirs more than they will ever be mlpg's
>>11287210And how do you know this, Anon...
>>11287204Then I shall learn to breathe nitrogen.
>>11287239Silly anon, all the ponies are Jackie Chan.Silly anon.
SHIT PART 1 IS UPhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
What?I...what?http://i.imgur.com/4nXxWpv.png
>>11287193I prefer horse g-strings
name 5 ponies that aren't wearing panties
>>11287239Sweetie BelleTwilight SparkleRarityApplejackie ChanCelestia
>>11287239LyraFluttershyCheerileeCelestiaJackie Chan
>>11287239Cadance, Luna, Celestia, Twilight, RarityThis is easy, don't know why you guys have trouble with this
>>11287255RickRoll
>>11287250Because I browse multiple generals and I'm a writer on AiE.
>>11287255Jokes on you, I like that song.
>>11287193
>>11287255Really?
>>11287255>that linkNigga I know that like the back of my hand
>>11287255who fucking does rick rolls anymore?
>>11287257
OKAY I'M GOING TO SLEEP, NO ONE LEAK EQUESTRIA GIRLS
>>11287257I was expecting her to fall backwords and get rainbow completely shoved into her.
>>11287255
>>11287141Yes. Now I need to make dosh out of it.
>>11287239CheerlieRoyal Guard #2uhh...shit this is hard.Granny SmithJackie ChanColgate SHIT!
>>11287273Anon...
>>11287239Jackie ChanJackie ChanJackie ChanSpikeJackie Chan
pinche caballo vatos
>>11287294I was expecting rainbow to drive into her butt and disappear into it completelyI think too little of us
>>11287332Well done
SPOIK
OTP
>>11287320
>>11287324Yes, Anon?
>>11287320P-please, no more...
>>11287341TWOILIOT SPORK-LE
>>11287373Why are you making that face? I've been clean 2 months, why are you tempting me?
>>11287364das pretty damn cute mang
>>11287380Twilight Sparkle confirmed for snake.No wonder she's so afraid of them, she's afraid that they'll reveal her secret.
>>11287239HidalgoShadowmereGingerPegasusJoey
>>11287257>artist starts drawing a thing>more and more you can tell this thing is their fetish>they get weirder and more specific with it
based mewball
Which artfag out of the entire fandom has the most distinctive style?
>>11287380>qnu
>>11287392>BraeDashEw no.Superior
>>11287320Don't give me that look... C'mon...stahp it.
>>11287418based unopt
>>11287392>earringslewddash x dash is only acceptable ship
So how long exactly until the Nintendo conference?
>>11287418Ross
>you will be swallowed alive and digested buy your favorite pony, providing them with energy and nutrients through out the day.
>>112874339 hours 16 minutes
>>11287439>buy
>>11287391You know what you did, Anon.
Celestia and Luna had 3 elements each (not counting Celestia using the power of them to seal Nightmare Moon in the moon).Celestia definitively had Magic before, she wears the tiara in the book.What other two elements did Celestia have?
>>11287418That's a pretty difficult thing to quantify.
>>11287433http://www.e3countdown.com/
>>11287429agreedthey are so cute together
>>112874337am Pacific
>>11287457like ur mum's fat? :]
>>11287456Laughter and Generosity
>>11287429rainbow is extra cute with a ponytail
>>11287380Excuse me good sir, I think you mean "Twinkle Sprinkle".
>>11287454I got my 2 months No Horsefucking chit yesterday and you're gonna do this to me now?
>>11287488Anon, pls.
>>11287487I've ejaculated to this horse many a time
>>11287239skrillex
>>11287513
>>11287487Do you think she has sprinkles in her wrinkles?~
>>11287488Why would you want to stop horsefucking?
>>11287439Why...that sounds... unhealthy.
So, Reply box isn't appearing in Chrome when I click post numbers or the big Reply To Thread button at the top. It worked 8 hours ago before I left for work.I thought maybe I was banned but it works in IE. Except /mlp/ is uglier in IE. Anyone know what I can try to fix this?
>>11287419>qnu>not qnɥ
DO IT RIGHT ON MY TONGUE
>>11287513Marker pony and Red Ribbon have a contest to prove who the bigger slut is. Who wins?
>>11287525I have a problem and I need help
>>11287542marker pone is a pure viring
>>11287471No, that's difficult to quantify because it is so staggeringly large. How distinctive a style is is difficult to quantify because it's very nebulous, there are no "distinctiveness units" like there are units of weight and mass.
>>11287541I think my dick just exploded
>>11287542Maker ponoe is a pure madden
>>11287522Are you kidding? Don't be silly now. You're getting rather silly now. Well I would hope she would
>>11287541careful with that lewd picture, the mod might delete the thread.all hail the ultra orthodox catholic mod who cleanses the board to the new ponychan
>>11287542Marker Pony is a beautiful, pure maiden virgin. Red Ribbon wins by a landslide.Of course, this is assuming booping doesn't count.
>>11287542Anon
>>11287535You win this round, Anon.
>>11287549You're problem is you stopped
hats68.232.162.224:27015bonbon
>>11287541>that tongue studmight have to edge now
>>11287541
LET THE ROYAL DE-PANTSING COMMENCE!
>>11287549Anon, give me the D.
Why wouldn't Twilioght Sparkle lend out the book on how to commit suicide?Because she knew they would never return it!
>>11287593
>>11287541Who's that OC?
>>11287622>TwilioghtSo close!
You might want to open a little wider, I haven't cum since Friday
>>11287576Try saying "Red Ribbon Wins" a bunch of times really fast. It's hard...like my computer chair. I need a new one.
>>11287622Okay, that got a giggle out of me
>>11287613But you have a million dictionaries Twilight
>>11287578http://shapecatcher.com/
I'm kinda stumped on design. Any ideas?
>>11287642But I can't find the word "dicking" in them.
>>11287622Oh my! I liked that one.
>>11287663If Twilight gave me that look I'd
>>11287589Meh, she should have it further back for blowjobs
>>11287663You don't even know how to use a dictionary? Just look in the D section, under "dick."
>>11287659i dunno what your doing
Looks like my summer vacation...is over
>>11287695Ponies based on the new consoles.
>>11287659Stop scribbling so much. You'll become a better artist if you learn to refine your strokes.
>>11287646💤Nice
>>11287606pffI love that video.
>>11287659Did someone color your Sasha/Derpy pic?
>>11287703roxas plsi miss you and that scene was sadder after playing Days
>>11287659You should probably finish that pony on the right. As far as designs? Black with red mane always works well. Make sure the mane is really pointy and long too.
>>11287704Xbox pone should be covered in eyes, because it's always watching you
>>11287718>emojis😱😱😱😱
>>11287720Great conceptPoor execution
fart fart fart faaaaart
>downloading an 18GB pack of art refs>.05% done>6w estimated remaining time
>>11287687I'd still cum everywhere
>>11287750😐
>>11287735No, I was going to do that later. If someone wants to though, they're more than welcome to.Of course, the linework's not quite finished yet. Still need the ropes on Sasha.
>>11287750>>11287718>>11287784>all I see is squareswhat's going on
>>11287704I'm amazed that hasn't been done yet
>>11287784🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴🐴 neigh
>>11287704Oh.>>11287741Emphasis on the eyes would be good.The XBOne has a really distinct two sides. Maybe the back half of the pony is a different shade? Can you make the cutiemark look like a power button that looks like you could push it?Oh, and it needs a Kinect bar for a horn.
>>11287764Fluttershy,pls
Oh god these faces
>>11287741It looks like the future of Microsoft's video game consoles might be One and done!
>>11287741>Not just big red HAL eyes
>>11287805Do you just put in the hexidecimal code thing?
>>11287810I was thinking that too for the horn, but don't really know how I would do it.
>>11287826>HAL>eyes>s
>>11287823FREEEEEDOOOOOOM
>>11287646>PostboxDoes this mean I should put my package in it?
>>11287823
>>11287854Well a cyclops pone would be just weird
sweetie belle's vagina
>>11287841>>11287799I'm using thishttps://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/show-me-emoji/lfaljehflmoakhcfdopplgbieldgknai?hl=en
>>112878832lewd
>>11287866Looks like somepony's creamin' for my semen.
>>11286715Sorry for replying to a post so far back but:It's not just an episode that will have Sweetie Belle's voice actor singing. All of Sweetie's singing will be from her actual VA now. And yeah apparently it was a late S4 episode with all the CMC that made Tabs tear up. Could be one of them getting their mark. I'd hope not though, because it sounds like something they would do for the end of the show.
>>11287880excuse me, what the fuck did you just say about my good friend
>>11287883cunny
>>11287773She wants it on her tounge brah.
>>11287805I tried to make a horse, all I got was a door🚪
/ۘۨ۟ۤۨ۠ۙۢۗۤۜۢ۫ۤۡۢۙۨۘۢۚۢۘۢ۟ۡۗۚۛۢۜۙۚ۫۫ۜۙۘۢۙۜۘ۟ۙۡۘۧۛۘۘۨۘۘۘۖۗۖۧ۫ۘۘۧۘۖ۫ۧۚۧۜۡۤۧ۬ۡۘۧۗۖۢ۫۠ۢۧۤۛۛۚۨ۬۬ۡ۠ۜۜۘ۬۠ۘ۠ۤۜۗ۠ۗۢ۟ۗ۫۬۟ۧ۫ۚ۟ۤۜۚۤۢۜۡ۬۫ۙ۫۠ۧ۫ۖ۠ۙۢۛۙۧۖۙۜ۠ۘ۬۫ۢۡ۠ۛۜۗۧۛۢۡ۟ۖۤۖۛ۟ۤۤۚۤۛۨۚۡۨۛۙۤۜ۠ۧۢ۬۟ۚ۬ۖۚۨۧۡۢۙ۟ۙۡۛ۠۠ۧۡۖۨۡۖۨۗۛ۠۠۫۫ۘۖۤ۠ۜۖۧۖۗ۠۠۠ۡۖۜۜۧۛۖ۟۟۬ۤۢ۟ۛۨ۬ۛۢۡۗۤ۬ۤ۫ۙۗۜ۠ۤۖۚۜۙ۫ۡۧۛۗۢۗۨ۫ۤۙۨۙ۫ۘۢۙۛۜۚ۠ۧۤۘۗۘ۬ۖۢۧ۟ۖ۟۠ۙۨۚۛۖ۠ۧۨۢۤۙۚۜۢۘۨ۫۠ۡ
>>11287852I honestly don't even know what the kinect bar looks like.I know the XBpone would never sleep and always follow around the other ponies, keeping an eye on them. If it hasn't seen a pony for 24 hours it assumes they're dead.It would also not let its friends share anything with anyone else or else it would accuse them of stealing money from the people who make said ting.
UUNF
>>11287895>trapburnMAX FETISH
>>11287903Nah, I think it's pretty possible the CMC will get their marks in S4, and then they'll end the show in S5 after making the rest of the EoH alicorn princesses.
>>11287912ghost pone plz go
PIGGU `🐽´
>>11287903>All of Sweetie's singing will be from her actual VA now. And yeah apparently it was a late S4 episode with all the CMC that made Tabs tear up.Oh godOh godI don't think I'll be able to handle the feels
>>11287931
>>11287938American, pls go
>>11287734...How little effort did you even put into that hat?
>>11287948is this thread haunted?
I'm having fun and nobody can stop me(except scruffy)
>>11287919FuckI know she's not realI know she's just a cartoon characterBUt I really, really want to be that guy right now.
>>11287919Why did this turn me on?
>>11287951Nigga that thing is fabulous
>>11287965N o.
>>11287971AT&T pls
>>11287946The general is going to be full of feels on that day, brother.We will have to feel it together.
>>11287773>>11287907>"Hey, Anon, I got an hour before I start my next set. I could use a drink."
>👾 TENTACLE RAPE 👾
>>11287919>that horn
>>11287919because he's gonna get up in that winking marevag and get milked dry by those velvety walls squeezing without mercy
>>11287951Hours and hours, Anon...Hours and hours...
what will happen next february
>>11287970Sorry Spike, you're the tin dog.
>>11287919Looks awkward, man.And surprisingly cute.
Dear RCH,Make more hot glue images
>>11287925But.. I never want the show to end... sadface
>>11287985>You will never mix Vinyl a shot with your semen in it.Human Semen Shots! $25 each!
>>11288040>Human Semen Shots! $25 each!Lyra would be at your bar everyday
>>11288037Rude.If they ever gave dragon dick a chance they'd never go back.
>>11288033If it's still a success, it might keep going for years to come.
>>11287919i hate when humans have an actual design rather than an anonymous oneI guess it's because i get jealous he's kissing my waifu
Did you eat balanced meals today?Are you sure you got enough fatty acids?
We pone loving now?
>>11288028Dear RCH,Please make more cold glue imagesPioneer a daring new fetish
>>11288061I had chicken.Is that balanced. Chicken is balanced right.
>>11288060yeah, me too.And fuck off, she's my waifu.
>>11288068Always
>>11288068i would make the sweetest love to pone
>>11288061Fatty acids. Heh. I get it.
>>11287985Went from turned on to turned off faster then sonic the hedgehog nailing the flash.semen shots are gross.
>>11288028>He still thinks I do tho->>11288072Oh hello something I can do!
>>11288082Not ALWAYS.
>>11288068I always love pone
>>11288061we acid now?
http://www.metacafe.com/watch/yt-RxBa5bQfTGc/portable_autonomous_sentry_demonstration/SENTRY UP!
>>11288083I'd dance with pone.Maybe.Probably not. I hate dancing.
>>11288095>thinksYou made it painfully obvious.
>>11288081Calm down anonI'll fight you
pone just wrote a fanfic about you falling in love with poneit is 200 pages long
>>11288102lyra is sweetest little pony
>>11288115How?
>>11288057Well then looks like we got nothing to be afraid of, because this fandom's here to stay.Just got slightly happier.WHO'S WITH ME?! let's rip shit up
>>11288114You wouldn't be dancing with any old pone, you'd be dancing with THE pone.
>>11288009>whyboner
>>11288108Not on my watch
I'm going to marry Bon-Bon!
>>11287970GO BACK TO #BEEFING IT, YUKKO.
>>11288120I'd read it if it was mai waifu but I bet it wasn't
>>11288140oh goshi want to believe
my sides
GEE, JUST LOOK AT THE TIME🕓rape
>>11288162unf
>>11288124Certainly
>>11288125http://derpibooru.org/339866
>>11288092>Vinyl doesn't want to do it the shot the traditional way.>She's going to do a double shot;>She edges you with her mouth then pulls away>She downs her whiskey then begins kissing you, sharing the warmth and taste on her tongue>She returns again to her first drink >The warmth and tingle from the alcohol still playing on her mouth>"This one's all mine." she grins up at you>She milks you for everything you have and swallows it all with audible gulping sound
>>11288187Lookadat pone with the daisy dukes onI WANT YOU TO
>>11287919He draws some nice porn too:http://i.imgur.com/C5GOfF7.jpg
>>11288198you won't need non-googly eyes where we're going
>>11288187That's MY pone.
Day 1146/10/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 4,766 (Running Total: 678,318)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 22,320 (Running Total: 2,991,727)6 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE GREATEST THING THAT'LL EVER HAPPEN TO PONIES AIRSThere was something about video games or something today. Ponies also have video games.Theirs probably suck though.
>>11288150Not before Lyra does.
>>11288158I kinda just want to do crazy girly things with these ponies. I don't want to have big adventures or rock the world or have sexy times. I just want to have a frilly tea party with the princesses. I just want to talk about nonsense and just sip on a little drink from a decorative cup. Am I alone on this?
>>11287974I wonder: if there is a heaven when i die will it let me live out my sick fantasies and create worlds I can experience fully or is it more like sitting around a campire with jesus for eternity.
No idea what to do for mane and tail. Horn ideas are up on the left.How's it look so far?
>>11288198>Room is wrong.>Desk is wrong.>No black panel.>Actually in focus.>No googly eyes.>The desk is actually clean.You didn't even try.
>>11288225Nah, there's bound to be one or two, but I doubt the ponies would want to do that for very long with you. You'd be like an annoying Discord without the reality shifting.
>>11288231Keep her bald.Gotta be glossy.
>>11288231I think a blocky mohawk could by neat.
>>11288225I want to never go to Equestria for fear of insanity.
>>11288205I've looked plenty>>11288213I regret to inform you that you are mistaken
>>11288204That...was remarkably similar to something me and my girlfriend did last month. I'm almost frightened at how weird that is. jimmies have been rustled.
>>11288268And tail?
>>11288255Not even often, I just want to have those every now and then, maybe even once in my whole life.
Come play TF2 with us!68.232.162.224:27015password is "bonbon"
>>11288281Uh, a power cable?
I think I'm addicted to pony.Help!
>>11288277I regret to inform you prepare to die.
>>11288280Vinyl cosplay included?
>>11288294>degrootnope
>>11288302cold turkey is the only way off this crazy ride.
>>11288225I would be less inhibited to do such things if everyone around me was doing it too.I don't think tea parties is a common thing there either though. Picnics seem pretty popular though.
>>11288302Welcome to MLPG.I've been an addict for 2 years.
>Cat heard drill.>Now wants to get in my business.No cat, cat please, I have to take a questionable picture of this pony toy covered in glue!
>>11288294posting this on /mlp/ :)
>>11288302Sure, watch this.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRom1Rz8OA&list=FLI8_3yQQFd_gKW7kK78uw2A&index=11Then when you're done, this will finish the job.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VX7U2eL5m4&list=FLI8_3yQQFd_gKW7kK78uw2AGood luck with your new pony-free life.
>>11288317I tried before about a year ago. I managed to go almost a whole week without pony. Somehow I still ended up back her though.
>>11288342they did on Sundaynobody cared then either
>>11288325That picture is too fimilar
>>11288315Hot damn I wish. Stop reading my mind Anon.
>>11288280Did your girlfriend share more than Vinyl? I didn't want to quelch out everyone but I'd want her to share her second shot too.
>>11288342Stop with the gay ass emoticons.
>>11288352Try going camping and getting away from the internet fro a couple of days.Read a book and go on a hike. You will find a greater clarity and calm of mind and a removal of the pressing urge to pony.
👀⎳__
>when you post here it actually shows up on the front page of /mlp/
>>11288325Jesus...really?You must have some stories to tell.Much respect kind sir.
>>11288325>still being addicted to MLPGHow do you do thisI joined at the same time as Leth and I can barely even stand to be here anymore.
>>11288384>It shows up on the front page of 4chan.
>>11288384I have no problem with this. The more the merrier I say!
Kinect on head? How does this look?
>>11288395>file namestill heard it all in that smooth, smooth voice.
>>11288369I don't exactly understand.
I came 😊
>>11288403Make the Kinect its actual eyes.
>>11288348That didn't help at all
>>11288403No, connect eyepiece like that blind dude on star trek.
UNF 😌
>>11288395Cute ponies.
>tfwi just want to draw ponies
>>11288427doing cute things
>>11288429>3 days(30 hours)PFFFFFFFT
>>11288429AA pls
>>11288380>>11288395>>11288352>>11288317>>11288302>wanting to get off the horseI don't think you understand what you have.You are literally addicted to pony. Thinking about it, seeing it. The colors, the emotions, the sharing, the discussion. Your free time is ponies. Your sex life is ponies.You can't just quit. You will always be able to get back on the horse easily. You're going to visit Ponyholics Anonymous meetings for the rest of your life.
>>112884293 Days a week You have plenty of time
>>11288427Why is Twilight expressing that way?
>>11288444very cute things
>>11288429hey, count yourself lucky! Nobody is hiring for even the shittiest jobs here.
>>11288444Yes.
>>11288463Wow, it's nice to see Nobody helping out the economy like that!
Many, many people have actually quit ponies.Hell, most people have quit ponies.Why are you STILL here?
>>11288461Twilight is a cute filly.
>>11288427we scrunch now?
>>11288486scrunchy scrunch
>>11288484because ponies
Why is she so perfect, mlpg? Would you?
>>11288484It's a pass-time.Can't plant seeds of Nationalism all the time you know.
>>11288486>>11288492What does a scrunch feel like?Does is make a sound?
>>11288429I would actually like this job. Even if it's minimum wage. Those shifts are ideal, maybe if you could get one more. It'd mean three or four full days to yourself.>>11288463That's the way it is everywhere. There are very few unskilled labor jobs available and a lot of people wanting them.
>>11288486I got your scrunch right here.
POMF💨
How many lurkers from 2010 are still here?
>>11288484its a filler between my other activities. Mostly vidya. I love you guys so why not.
>>11288484because i want to make friends
>>11288510bags of sandIt sounds like bags of sand
>>11288510I dunno but its cute as hell!
>>11288514
>>11288520Alsohttp://shapecatcher.com/unicode/info/128168>dash mark
>>11288485>>11288485Indeed she is.
>>11288526>tfw no FluffyButts>tfw no stream to fight with the rest of MLPG to get in on
>>11288420You're welcome!
>>11288526wow, how autistic would you even have to be to post in this thread for 3 years?
>>11288510Typically when they're just talking and they make that scrunch it sounds kind of like an 'm' or an n' sound.
>>11288548why is she so purple?
>>11288548IS THAT A CAT?
>>11288560I have legit autism, and even I wouldn't be able to keep that up.
>>11288204>she goes right back down on you>all feeling has left your dick but she's still swallowing it all right down to the base>she's holding your hands back by the wrists, pinning you to the chair>she relents only for half a second to catch her breath every half minute>"I said I had an hour."
Should pony pony mushroom?
>>11288595sure sounds like a pretty fun guy
>>11288566Because of thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQbhtZzHsbE&list=FLI8_3yQQFd_gKW7kK78uw2A
>>11288484Because I'm in love with a cartoon horse.
>>11288568It's the world's cutest cat.You know what's cuter than the world's cutest cat? any dog.
>>11288606>d'awww>next video loadsGOD DAMMIT FARTANON
>>11288623Fuck you.
Well that happened...
I'd say it would naturally be Applebloom since she's the main one of the trio. Probably Sweetie Belle and following would be Scoots
>>11288642Yeah, you need Cheeseleg to make it better.
>>11288642>ruining best fillyFilter mode engaged
>>11288626Welcome to my PLAYLIST OF random shit
>>11288671Yeah well someone had to jump the gun and make me experiment with these eggs to see if they hold liquid.>>11288683It cleans off dumb dumb.Seriously these things are resilient as hell.
Ponies without genitals is my fetish
>>11288580>You use your size to get her off of you, she seems confused to your rejection>Until she feels your hand teasing her backside"Maybe if you share that honeypot I can get you another drink?">Her glasses conceal her eyes but the sway and lift of her tail reveals her interest>She lets you roll her onto her back so you can use your taste buds on her shot glass.Okay, some of that's a bit of a stretch
>>11288713what is your favorite thing to talk about besides ponies and videogames?
>>11288727What else is there?
>>11288568i have so many scrunches
>>11288721>Licking the rim of her glass to get a taste of her pony juices
>>11288721>tailAnd it was going so well...
>>11288748>Thought this was humanWhere do you think you are?
>>11288748>he wanted humanizedyou've ruined your share of greentexts, pervert
>>11288756He only rapes human chicks.
>>11288740Mine would be music.
>>11288756The best faptexts keep it ambiguous.>>11288763I have?
>>112887702FAST2FURIOUS
>>11288642So who is going to upload this to Ponibooru?
only 4 days MLPG, are you hype?
>>11288727Programming. Particularly design patterns, efficiency and anything particularly clever or anything that produces neat results.That's why programming video games is more interesting than other applications; they have to be fun so well designed gameplay mechanics have to be created.
>>11288743perhaps i should have replied to this one instead: >>11288486find 'ugh now i have a scrunchie folder' | wc -l117also apparently this is spam
>>11288688
Alright, finally getting around to this again. Does Corey look alright, or should she be a bit smaller?Based off this beautiful pic http://hattonslayden.deviantart.com/art/Wrong-Damsel-286254027
>>11288770see>>11287257double shitposting is worse than single shitpostingpost scrunches instead, fool!
>>11288793We need to chat one of these days.I'd love someone to talk homoiconicity and type theory with.
>>11288727Did I mention>>11288793I'm a blast at parties?None of my friends are programmers and they get mad when I treat them like my rubber ducky to solve problems.
>>11288721>You lick around her p0ny p00n and then stick your tongue in as deep as you can.>She inhales and exhales hard and let's out soft moans.>She grabs the back of your head and forces you down in more.>She bites he lip and tilts her head back while squirming.>"Anon...don't stop..."
the jokes write themselveshttp://derpiboo.ru/345786
>>11288790For...what exactly
>>11288857>$399>A big deal>Everyone forgetting the shit show of "FIVE HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS"
ded and gone
>>11288828AWW YISSLooking good man.
>>11288881its 499 now
>>11288828she is pretty huge but giant women is my fetish.there will be a futa corey dragon penis version also right?
>>11288907nobody posts scrunch...
>>11288865Until Tara Strong's home sex tape leaks.
>>11288828She seems fineMore emphasis on that butt
>>11288828Just make sure to revisit Spike's legs. Looks like he's walking on stilts.
>>11288918>>>/d/Seriously, stop ruining everything with your terrible fetishes.
>>11288932that's how they model his legs in the show
>>11288881I'd link the 599 US dollars song if I could be Youtube is broken
>>11288828The leg on Spike looks like twig. There hardly any "movement" on them.
>>11288953No, he has tiny red boots.
>>11288847>You take out your tongue and lick all the way up her stomach and onto her neck.>Her eyes go back and lets out a long exhale.>You remove her glasses and suck on her neck.>Your hand travels down her body and you start to finger her.>She let's out a yelp and her back arcs up.>You've never heard anything like that from her.>You thought it was cute and sexy.
>>11288944fuck you asshole, list your top fetish and i guarantee most people here will call it creepy and awful
>>11288932Should I go by the original or give him beefy legs?>>11288918I can honestly see myself doing that at one point in time.
>>11288992>fetish>implyingI HAVE NO FETISHES MOTHERFUCKER
Hey guys. Can't stick around for long because I have to get up early - but have this sketch for the MLPG Prints project.The left arm is bothering me a bit, but hopefully the rest of it is coming along well?
>>11288881The funny thing is PS4 is much more powerful than the xbone, and costs $100 less because it doesn't have that glorified camera.
>>11289001I don't know, I guess you could stick with show accurate.They just bug me.
>>11289015>no fetisheswhat the fuck are you doing in mlpg? its all fetishes here, people come here just for the fetishes.i think you are a lying sack of horseshit
>>11289001I think the legs actually get thinner as they go on. Your legs for him seem like the same width throughout
>>11289020Yeah the left arm looks off a bit. Maybe its perspective but it seem small. I like how she is looking at us. Those are some cute eyes.
>>11289023>"much" more powerfulStop pulling things out of your ass
>>11289044>i think you are a lying sack of horseshitNot my problem. Not every picture needs to be fetish fuel, bro.
>>11289020Left arm looks way too small, bring it back to the proportions on the undersketch.Bangs shouldn't defy gravity. Hair comes out fo the crown of the head, too, have it spilling forth.Draw her foot, you turd.Widen her shoulders a bit.
>>11289044Maybe horse shit's his fetish?
>tfw you realize that in 20 years you've never really had a close friend
Lyra is really getting ahead in life!
>>11288828i like it when the tail is wedged in the asschecks, instead of when people put it at the top of the ass.
>>11289020She looks too flat, her muscles are well defined, boobs are offGrab an anatomy book and use references
>>11289048Oh, ohhhhh, that, that would do it. Was thinking of just covering the lower half of the legs with whispy fog, but I'll give that and the boots a shot.
>>11289073Where is the rest of that suit?
>>11289020I'm liking it man.
>>11289070I know that feel Tess
>>11289062Everyone's a critic with foot fetishes, now aren't they?
>>11289070>tfw you feel as though this should bother you more than it doesI just can't find a single fuck to give though.
>>11289121Me neither.
>>11289070How do I get rid of this feel
>>11289121>>11289139Because you have MLPG
>>11289070I know that feeling all too well, not that it matters much.
>>11289121thats how i feel, i dont need any friendsit would be nice though
>>11289140I feel like suicide is the best option for meI can't see a way to dig myself out of this hole
>>11289070...But I do, I've had the same best friend since first grade.
>>11289140You slide it under your bed and forget about it.Like your hot wheels.
>>11289070>>11289140Make some friends
>>11289139>>11289144>>11289152I feel the same way towards having a mate.That intense indifference, mang.
>>11289070I'll be your friend anon.
>>11289176Fuck you, Celestia. You have no jurisdiction in this world, get back to stupid happy pony land.
>>11289176celestial wouldn't be cruel enough to inflict such miser on her subjects
>>11289167Oh c'mon now, don't talk like that.We joke around a lot on these threads, but in all honesty, I think you're being too harsh and hard on yourself. Friends come and go, that's life man. now man up, grow some fucking balls and watch my little pony with me you son of a bitch.
>>11289049I was trying out the Coil Method to Foreshorten the body and arms, but I'm not sure how well I'm using it. I may end up redrawing the pose from another angle just to see if I can parse it out a little better.>>11289062Duly noted.Duly noted, although I may try to cheat the fringe a bit, for effect.Just for that, I will never draw feet again. Ever.Yeah - they look a bit thin, now that I look at them.>>11289081I've been using references.Also it's deceptively difficult to find references for poses like this one that aren't of pregnant women.Also, because I can't remember if I posted this here, have a couple doodles of Silver Spoon I made at work the other day.
>>11289070>tfw in 20 years you haven't even had a friend at all
>>11289070I've had 4, and only 4 in my entire existence.Feels whatever man.
>>11289070I don't know that feelWhen my friend and I hang out we end up talking about pony butts all day
>>11289217That's one kawaii ass SS
>>11289216A Perfect Circle/Thirteenth Step/04. A Perfect Circle - Blue.flac
>>11289236Sounds like a..*sniff* cool friend.Excuse me while I go cry. wish I had a friend like that
>>11289247I've got that DTOh, and daily reminder
>>11289273DUDE, YOU LIKE APC?! GET THE FUCK OUT! THEY'RE ONE OF MY FAVORITE BANDS!!Sorry, got really excited there.
>>11289313LEWDSCRUFFY, PLEASE WE NEED YOU
>>11289313Why does that pony have an axe wound down her backside?
>>11289313whoa
>>11289333never been to war, son?
Her reflexes need some work, though.
>>11289313>Those mutilated genitals
>>11289345I'm betting that pony hasn't either, probably fled to Vanhoover or Oatawa or somewhere to dodge the draft.
>>11289363>>11289291Aaaaand that's my cue to take my beef and go to bed.See you guys tomorrow. Hopefully.
>>11289363Her scrunch doesn't, though.
>>11289363Still best filly
http://gematsu.com/2013/06/playstation-4-is-region-freeJust keeps getting better
>>11289273But, why'd you tell me this?
>>11289313That is one lumpy ass
>>11289366yeah, i rarely porn. i need a lot of practice in that area.well.. in general.
1-3:draw pon4-6:fix bank statements7-9:tales0/dubs:MLPG decides
>>11289415>you will never be as happy as winona is right then
>>11289382>DT kinda sucks to share a bed with>She always steals the covers and she hates being woken up for any reason>Many is the time you've been groggily swatted at and admonished for waking her up in the middle of a REM cycle>But sometimes you wake up in the middle of the night to see her cuddled up to you
>>11289386>Was just looking if I can buy it from Amazon to avoid the Australia tax>I can>Sony is keeping up with no region locking on all platformsSony are going to ace this generationThey've just got everything lined up. Microsoft have sold the PS4 so well
>>11289415Dice Gods always know best, don't they Tan
>>11289273Hell, I'm not going to bed until this guy responds back. I wanna talk music dammit.
Are we die
>>11289447I'd wait a bit to make sure you don't get fucked somehow like being bound to american digital servers or something, but so far yeah it sounds like everything is working out perfectly for them.
>>11289457>wake up>go out to your mailbox>hold out your arms>catch a silly gray pony before she smacks into your lawn>She smiles up at you for a moment, nestled safely in your arms, before she holds out a hoof-full of mail, chirping cheerily at you.>"GOOD MORNING ANON! YOU HAVE SOME LETTERS TODAY!">"Thanks, Derpy.">This happens every day.
>>11289504d'aww
>>11289504I want this but I cant have it.Kill me.
>>11289493It's bed time Anon.Now run along to your race car bed and be sure to brush your teeth first.Sweet dreams my little gremlin.
>>11289526Later.
http://fav.me/d5gm0bd
>>11289504and they say feels are dead
>>11289504>>11289526>>11289544>this feelOh, man, you guys would not BELIEVE... HOW much this hurts!
>>11289495I'm not going to buy it at launch anyway, probably end of next yearSee if there are any hardware disasters like the RRoDMaybe there will be a local price dropAnyway I'm not a fan of paying $60 for a new game so I'll wait for them to get cheaper and my PS+ catalog to get bigger
>>11289493They sayThis pony, she's been ded for years now.
>>11289504The best feel
>>11289504>one day you miss>you don't get mail anymore
>>11289556The part that hurts the most is the slowly built relationship with a clumsy horse will never be. It starts with catching her from falling while you slowly fall for her instead.and she catches you
1-3:sleep4-6:go for a walk in my ww2 Ger M36 tricot uniform7-9:attempt getting use out of my tablet by drawing
>>11289575>implying it wouldn't play out the same way, just with Derpy pulling herself out a pony-sized crater next to your mailbox
Does anyone know how to add ACTION ropes?
>>11289592TIME FOR BEDGET LOST
>>11289549>>11289554looks like I jumped the gun a bit
>>11289592Well, seems like no fun is to be had for me.
>you will never explain object algebras and their impact on the expression problem to Twilight
>>11289504>You bring her a slice of toast some mornings>Now she brings you your packages first thing even though you're towards the end of her route
>>11289554THEY LIVEThis pleases me greatly.
>>11289598Line tool.
Well, since everyone else is doing it.0-1: Masturbate2-3: Go to Bed4-5: MLPG until dawn6-7: Program8-9: Draw for strangers
>>11289619
>>11289668Hello stranger
>>11289070I've had a more than a couple close friendsnone of us are close anymoreI was the only one left behind ;_;
>>11289668pls draw mayor mare
>>11289668Draw for this stranger.Batponies. Lots of batponies.
>>11289668What were you going to program?
>>11289619but whyI didn't need thisI didn't want
>>11289668Draw pony crying cutely
>>11289668Draw fluttershy meeting strangers
>>11289668Draw strangers being abducted by ponies
>>11289706this is what feels exist for, anon
>>11289668Octavia cum inflation
my turn0-3 draw for mlpg 4-6 masturbate7-9 sleep
0-2 Draw3-4 Draw__5-6 Draw_____7-8 Guess what:Draw9 Eat0 Sleep
>>11289733Why would ponies abduct strangers?
>>11289746i hope you get dick rotor a yeast infectiondepends on your gender
>>11289612>The morning of your birthday>the usual routine plays out - you catch her, she gives you your mail and a smile - you give her her toast, and she goes on her way>you notice a pink envelope mixed in with the junk, bills and birthday wishes from a few relatives>It's a birthday card from Derpy>She didn't even sneak it into her bag>It's properly sealed and stamped, postage is paid - the whole shebang.
>>11289785
>>11289785Because ponies are no good criminals.
>>11289783You make Batman proud!
ah what the hell. im too drunk to make my own decisions right now0-3 finish my goat OC4-6 masturbate and stay on another hour7-9 sleep
>>11289704Was going to fix my Joust programOh shit, I didn't think I'd actually get this many responses. Maybe I should have let on that I'm that Anon who draws with a mouse in SAI?
>>11289783Can I make a request for a cute Luna?
>>11289740anon please, not tonightplease, more
>>11289836Not now, sorry. I've got a few I'm working on tonight. Maybe later.
>>11289820Like the arcade game?What language/framework/engine you using?
>>11289843if you insist, anon
>>11289843Especially about Derpy, there are a few cute ones I remember but never saved.
DID YOU FORGET ABOUT MICROSOFT GETTING KICKED IN THE BALLS ALREADYWHY AREN'T YOU LAUGHING STILL
>>11289894I think there's only like 4 people here right now.
>>11289878I unfortunately do not have any about Derpy.
>>11289894I have yet to see microsoft fanboy defense
>>11289894It's in poor taste to mock someone while they're still in the intensive burn ward. And honestly, Sony took care of most of it.
>>11289894I will be laughing for eternity, anon.Fuck Microsoft and their big brother dick sucking.
>>11289872Like the arcade game, but with pegasiC++/Allegro5 API/my own brew
>>11289894I've never stopped laughing, anon.
>>11289915It was so funny in the chat during the revealsxbox fans were still typing #xboxwon and #psfail and shit until the price revealthen they just left
>Sonyenjoy your rootkits
>>11289894I can't wait for the impending damage control. Your move Microsoft.
>>11289945>Sony's face when
>>11289945>xbox fansThose exist?
>>11289947I think you mean Sony/PC/3DS/WiiU
>>11289504>This happens every day.But theirs no mail on sunday!
>>11289894WE ALL SAW IT COMING FROM A MILE AWAYSeeing as MLPG is pretty smart I think we've all decided on the PS4There's nothing to discuss or argue any moreMicroshit is just a terrible joke now
>>11289973She forgets and still stops by
>>11289934Oh shit, I haven't used Allegro in forever. I remember poking around with it in the old days in DOS.It's been a while since I did some C++ myself. Using any of the new hotness like auto?
>>11289964I used to like Xbox. I was already pretty turned off from Xbox though before the Xbox One reveal.Then I just...I can't. It's just so terrible.
evens: kill myselfodds: kill myselfdubs: continue on for another night
>>11289994I stopped being a fan like 2 years ago before I switched to glorious PC
>>11289964I feel like I should trash my 360.
>>11289973>"Oh, hahahaha">"I guess I don't have anything to do this morning!">"Do you want to come in, Derpy">"SURE!"Every weekend
>>11289974PS4 looks like the least worst console, but who the fuck needs a console these days?I haven't touched my 360 or PS3 in two years.
>>11289996Stream it.
>>11290001I was always a PC gamer and still am.I just really enjoyed the Halo series. Halo 4 though, nah man. Now a Halo 5? What the fuck, it's going the way of Call of Duty now.
>>11289964Of course not.Why do you think the 360's kept over heating?
>>11290005Why would you do that?
NEVER FORGEThttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7qTHbOEiDY
This thing keeps getting stranger.
>>11290030The Mountain Dew cooling system.
>>11290030That was expertly executed.
>>11290016Because exclusives!Even though I've only played like 10 games on my ps3 it was worth the money
>>11290053Remember when it was a pony?
>>11289996OVERRULED.YOUR PRINCESS COMMANDS YOU, OUR SUBJECT, TO GO TO SLEEP AND, ON WAKING, GO OUT AND MAKE SOME FRIENDS. WE WILL NOT TOLERATE DISSENT.
>>11290065Just like the Xbox
>THE PS4 COMES WITH A HDMI CABLE>A HDMI CABLEFUCKING NOTHING COMES WITH A HDMI CABLEHAS SONY FORGOTTEN HOW CAPITALISM WORKS?
>>11290053Is that Cteno?When did she get claws and become a weeaboo?
>>11290076I want Celestia to order me around.
>tfw been listening to Imagine Dragons since it came on in the reveal
I was experiencing some pretty bad stockholm syndrome when Sony went out of their way to confirm used games and not always online.Still happy, but I really shouldn't be.
>>11290076Fuck you, Celestia.You can't tell me what to do.You don't even exist on this plane.
>>11290053look at that tiny fucking head
Why do vidya fans line up to suck corporate dick and do their marketing for them?
>>11290124It wasn't really confirming itit was a dig at how batshit microsoft is with what they're doingnobody anywhere thinks it's a good idea. not even the reps, now.
>>11290137Do you play vydia anon
>>11290083Wii U comes with an HDMI cable.Nintendo set the precedent.
>>11290137rose pls, you wouldn't understand
I'm still buying Xbone
>>11290105I want more pictures of the Princesses looking powerful and godlike. I'm talking about pictures to inspire awe, that make me want to worship them. That sort of thing. nonsexually, that is.
>>11290076>WE WILL NOT TOLERATE DISSENT.Or what? You'll kill me?
>>11290038Most of the titles I want want are either multi-platform or Sony exclusives. Now would seem like the perfect time to jump ship.
>>11290157>anon, months later>"W-who else has buyer's remorse?"
>>11290149Yes but I don't like shilling just because one company was nice enough not to shit on my face today. Especially since they've done so in the past anyway.
>>11290137Sony has pretty much whipped their magnificent dick outMicrosoft tried to rape us with a diseased, rotting dick
>>11290157you are literally retardedfor once the shit is actually on the plate
>>11289988auto is sexy as fuck. I use it for for loops all the time now. Smart pointers are quickly becoming my favorite thing.Allegro really has progressed a long ways, version 5 was completely redone from scratch, Allegro 4 code doesn't even work for it. It's better off.
>>11290161I've got a few.Some are sexual, though. Powerful Celestia is fuckin sexy.
>>11290166...JUST GO MAKE SOME FRIENDS
>>11290157>Two months later>man arrested for horsefucking>courageous xbox reveals all
You know what's a pretty good combination?Trefoils and coffee.
>>11290214You're not being very friendly, you know....How many friends do YOU have, Celestia?
>>11290154>filename
>>11290197that guy was only pretending to be retard. you just got rused hard making YOU the retard
>>11290157How is it even possible to do something like thatEven if you want to be an idort it's just supporting a terrible anti-consumer business planIt's like buying DRM riddled software
>>11290157you're a fool
>>11290183Yes, I am also a bit skeptical about Sony after the whole hacking shit but Microsoft just killed itself
>>11290216>Headline: Watch Dogs Viral Stunt Results in Justice!
>>11290229dag nabbit
>>11290187The only positive step Sony made was region free. Everything else was the same shit Nintendo was already doing and shit that no company should be lauded for because it should be standard.People are using Microsoft's extraordinarily bad performance to contrast with Sony's mediocrity to make it look like Sony did something amazing.
>>11290202
>>11290200I think the last time I used it was 2 or 3. In good ol' DJGPP to boot.My biggest beef with C++ has always been memory management. Once I went GC I never wanted to go back. But the temptation of all that control is alluring.
w-when does Microsoft stand up and yell "JUST KIDDING!" in an aggressive, funny-in-retrospect new marketing strategy?
>>11290249keep telling yourself that anon
>>11290170I'm not exactly high on Xbone either but you don't see me even considering Destroying or even thinking about Selling My 360 at this point. I'm more than likely looking at a PS4. Even though it would hurt me to leave the Forza Franchise and before you say anything about GT I haven't been much of a fan.
>>11290226All of her people love her, anon.
>>11290249Sony is consistently mediocreboth a blessing and a curse
It's not too late for Microsoft to backpedal and undo all of their horrible, horrible mistakes. I mean they probably won't make a Christmas launch if they do but that's probably better than releasing a piece of crap nobody wants.
>>11290278>neck is twice the size of body
>>11290255does this count?
>>11290268Keep sucking that corporate dick, fanboy.
>>11290249>Step forwardIt's not even a step forwardThey've been doing it for yearsThey deserve a little dick sucking for this, even if it's lateMaybe everyone else will want their dick sucked begin to treat customers with respect
>>11290292>those legssomebody put her out of her misery
>>11290286ARE YOU READY FOR MICROSOFT D&D?THAT'S DEW & DORITOS, BY THE WAY
>>11290289What do you have against her beautiful, swan-like neck, anon?
>>11290306>>11290310>xbox fanboy has joined the party
>>11290306because I'm a fanboy if I disagree with you. Sure.
>>11290265But RAIIWHO DOESN'T LOVE RAII
>>11290320My dick
>>11290312DON'T YOU MEAN... DEW-RITOS, ANON?
>>11290255
>>11290328I'm starting to think RAII is C++'s monads.
>>11290320I like my Celestias to be horsey
>We /v/ againDon't underestimate nintendo. They can still pull something fabulous out of their ass.
>>11290342
>>11290323>he's not sucking the same dick I'm sucking>he must be on the other team, because everybody is on a team, and my team is the best team>our dick tastes the best
>>11290358well yeahbut will they?
>>11290270Eh, I'm done with Forza, after sinking hundreds of hours in 4 it's really hard to maintain interest.One of the notable things Forza lacks is Formula cars whether that be F1, Indycar, etc. Turn 10's excuse previously was that the 60fps wouldn't hold up while visually simulating the open suspension those cars have.Was a little disappointed Forza 5 is more of the same.
>>11290367>everything must be about dick sucking
>>11290358They don't have to. Their whole ploy is to not worry so much about pushing the most powerful hardware and just focus on the casuals who don't care about that shit, and it's resulted in them being the most profitable so far. They won't change tactics until that stop working.
>>11290358But they've got a piece of shit hardwareThey'll have a few good games but they're to far out of left field for any decent 3rd party games
guys guys we're losing sight of the most important part of E3 so farNew 'n' Tasty
>E3>Not talking about this weird thing
>>11290438I don'r remember anon, elaborate.AlsoI'm still really sad David Hayter was replaced ;_;
>>11290449What's this some hi-tech onahole that can replicate the texture of pony pussy?
>>11290381>One of the notable things Forza lacks is Formula cars whether that be F1, Indycar, etc.I think that will been during this generation. It is something that is on their list. And to be fair all we've seen was a trailer of the game. But yeah I really wan't Open wheel cars but racing Prototypes kinda makes up for it.
>>11290429What's the big deal about hardware? Especially when so much of it is used to do stuff other than gaming?Have we not already reached the point where extra rendering power isn't really that big a deal anymore?Shit when I plug in my PS2 I don't think about how weak a machine it is relative to today's consoles. I think about the huge-ass library of fun games I own and which one I'd like to play today.
>>11290449Can I put my dick in it?
>>11290449Looks like a speaker?
>>112903642horse4me
>>11290449>Mac pro is if you need a mac that isn't a shiny facebook machine>Now it's a stupidly expensive PC that turns into a facebook machine in a few years because you can't get at anything>Haswell has terrible thermals on desktop>LOL LETS PUT IT IN A TINY CRAMPED CASEGood one Apple
>>11290473>>11290491>>11290493>When you fuck it it plays audio clips of your waifu
>>11290508I wish we'd see more of Luna dammit.More of both Celestia and Luna.
>>11290449>Apple is finally making a focused sound wave projectorNow Apple has gone from making expensive computers to making expensive weapons
>>11290449You toss your trash in and run it at full load for a few minutes.Complete incineration.
>>11290479My issue is that prototypes are about 10+ seconds a lap slower than Formula cars(even the current underpowered Formula Indy is 4-6 seconds)around a circuit. It just isn't the same
>>11290514>Mac Pros>Not always absurdly expensiveFor the old 12 core model, the base price was something like $2600, and that's with the absolute minimum hardware and a single drive. If you upgraded RAM, graphics, processors and filled every dive slot, the total price was over $12,000.
>>11290463http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS-dYWNyO-cstill a little rough looking, but it's still early in development
>>11290546>12 coreJesus christ that's a lot of facebook
this is a princes prettywings dump, btw
>>11290524Good, combine that with the Oculus Rift.
>>11290546>a laptop 10x the amount I've ever spent on a desktop