greater than rape

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I think I need this

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Guns > Fagic

>>11056567
New Horse Theme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IP9PoBlFDp4

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>>11056567
May I direct you this incriminating evidence depicting miss Rarity as a slut?

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We changelings now.

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A-HA-HA

The first 20 posts of a new thread are always terrible

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>>11056625

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>>11056567
>Completely prove my client innocent
>BUT IF THEY DIDNT DO IT, WHO DID?
>Shit if I know, not my job
>Fail piece of evidence
>Client guilty
THANKS CAPCOM
AA5 is gonna be the shit

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>>11056619
You're out of order!

sex with cadance

I wish I could play Day Z with you guys
but I'm too broke to buy Arma II or a decent computer

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>>11056619
OBJECTION!

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Continuing from the last hoarse.

>>11056567
Is your body ready for AA5?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwPVc6Knv-0

Really disappointed that it's DD only, but I'm still going to buy it because fuck it.

>>11056635
most of the posts in most threads are terrible

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>>11056619
Prove it.

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>>11056675
You're >implying that this is not common knowledge!

>>11056617
http://objection.mrdictionary.net/go.php?n=6117438

>>11056658

>cadence has been openly bisexual for as long as she can remember and often has trysts with female friends and attendants.
>since they began seeing each other, cadence had been slowly opening shining armor up to the possibility of being with other men.
>though hesitant at first, shining found being used as a sex toy for other stallions incredibly thrilling, and will regularly pull aside a few trusted companions in the guard for a Private Training Session.
>sometimes cadence joins in the fun
>sometimes she just watches, and sometimes she waits for him to return to their bedroom in the early morning, sweaty, covered in semen and barely able to stand, only to ravish him again as soon as the door’s shut

>>11056681
just as soon as i get a aai 2 localization

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>>11056695
>mfw browsing through the thread posts around mid-afternoon

bleugh

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>>11056649
What kind of fucked up justice system is japan using that requires you to prove who did in after proving your client wasn't the one to...

Fuck them.

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So whos going.

which pony would be best at receiver

>>11056715
Then buy AA5.

>>11056746
ur mom

>>11056668
wait there is a dayz group?

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>>11056746
Pirate it, stay away from MLPG and /mlp/ for like a week while the internet interplodes.

>>11056746
I'd go if it was showing in my country.

>>11056785
what kind of country doesnt show it
russia

>>11056782
WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR MOUTH, PINKIE

WHAT IF HATS

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>>11056746
>This piece of shit is going to make billions of dollars for hasbro.

>>11056800

WHAT IF MAFIA

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>>11056798

>>11056777
I wish there was.
I'd play if I had the game

>>11056810
>its a financial disaster
>mlp is canceled

>>11056810
>implyra

I want to Pinkie's pink.

>>11056810

>billions

do you even know the value of a dollar

>>11056796
PR

>>11056820
WHAT IF JEDI KNIGHT 2?

>>11056847
why arent you a state yet
hurry up you slowass fuckers
i want a 51 star flag

>>11056856
WHAT IF YOUR MAFIA ORBITED MY JEDIKNIGHT2

>>11056839
top lewd

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Watashia Twilright Sparku. Da ne?

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>>11056845
Fine, trillions.

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>>11056856
WHAT IF RIP AND TEAR?

>>11056885

almost there

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>>11056870
I don't think you guys want us as a new state.

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HAHA
TIME FOR BEST SHIP

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>>11056845

>>11056882
that's korean

>>11056885

>giving the eye a lowered eyelid
>leaving the rest of the eye outline there

>someone's making a terrible plushie as a joke on another thread
>decide to see what price they go for on ebay
>they're all terribly make looking deformed or over inflated
>They're still selling for more than you would pay for the materials

Fuck it mlpg, I might just make a plushie and sell it, I've never put my skills in sewing to good use so I might as try it out.

hopefully I can get LOSTA MONEY

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>>11056882
Yoshinoya la Sashmi, renbo desu

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>>11056899
Applejack's hat has more personality than Applejack

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>>11056899
Ooh, is it Appleshy time already?

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Continuing from last thread a little,

What's everyone's headcanon for how unicorn magic works and how easily they can learn spells?

>>11056895
You can't mean....

GORILLIONS?!

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>>11056930
Her hat is a portable suit.

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>>11056932
looks like it

>>11056700
Defense submits that there is nothing slutty about bending over for Soarin, your honor. That man could charm the panties off Ms. Harshwhinny, and we have proof: exhibit a, Ms. Harshwhinny's panties!

It's looking like an uphill battle for the prosecution...

>>11056932
>appleshy
>implying those two characters even do anything together

>>11056914
how many bitcoins do I have to send you for you to make my oc

>>11056951

YES ANON, I DO!

>>11056944
cutie mark determines focal area but all unicorns/alicorns can learn spells with time and practice

just that most of them don't practice nearly as much as twilight does

>>11056962
10,000.

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>>11056912
>Implying i can draw.
You poor deluded anon.

>>11056978

But Twilight is canon gifted with magic

I don't think most unicorns can be Starswirl or Twilight

>>11056978

Along with the fact that her focal area IS magic, widing her learning abilities/strength quite a bit.

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>>11056914
Are you sure it's worth the price of your soul?

>>11057004
B..but muh brone bux

>>11056988

B-but

They don't have that line in the show!
Why didn't you erase it!

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>>11056988
Anyone can draw anon

Everything attributed to talent is all dependent on the amount of effort put into it

>>11056987
I wish I could report you for breaking the world record for most autistic comment of the internet

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>>11056987
>>>/v/

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>>11056987

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>>11057016
>>11057021
>B-but

>>11056995
>>11057002
well duh but she spends at least 90% of her life studying and practicing

>>11057030
I'm just quoting that nigger.

>>11057033
I love that pic. Just saiyan.

>>11056746
I can't justify a three hour drive and a three hour drive back for 77 minutes.

Otherwise you bet your ass I'd go. I'd take my little sister and my best friend and we'd have fun and nobody could stop us.

>>11057042
What kind of a reaction is that?

>>11056987
yay maymay anon!

>>11056944
Magic is like drawing. Any unicorn can learn any spell as long as he trains. A lot.

However a unicorn will automatically know some simple spells related to his cutiemark.
Also a cutie mark will enhance magic related to it

For example let's take a Fireball spell and just to make it easier to explain let's say this spell has 5 levels of power.
Now a unicorn without a fire cutie mark starts at level 0, meaning he doesn't know how to cast it and trough lots and lots of training can get it to level 5
A unicorn with a fire cutie mark knows the spell at level 1. And can learn the rest of the levels much faster than a normal unicorn. And can reach let's say level 6 of the spell since it's his cutie mark.

Makes sense?

>>11057055
>"just quoting that nigger"
>"just saiyan"
3/10

>>11057044

Because that what interests her.

If any other ponies wanted to study magic hard and take that much of an interest in it, it'd be their cutie mark too, wouldn't it?

So do you think a pony with a cutie mark in, say, baking, would really be that interested in studying magic enough in the first place to become powerful like that?

The point is that no one studies it like twilight does, so we don't really know if her powers come from studying it, or from it being her special talent.

>>11057088
>>11057056

>>11057042
I..I'm s..sorry pinkie I have a s..stutter

>>11057090
Whatcha rating?

>>11056944
Magic is mathematics. You understand the calculus of the flow of energy, and you can manipulate it to your will. Some have an intuitive understanding and mistake it for an art.

>>11057101
>4chanx is quickviewing the wrong post

why

>tfw about to reply to someone with an image
>"image already in use, see duplicate"
Feels kinda awesome taht someone saved it and used it and at the same time kinda sucky i cant use the image now.

>>11056987
Hardly. They have good chemistry as friends alone. It's not from them being opposites, that's just the source of any comedy you'd get from them as their more obvious characteristics clash.

They resepct each other as the more mature and, honestly, adult of the group. Both have a younger sister they are often responsible for looking after, both run their own business and know how about hard work and managing things. They're both opposites where it doesn't matter in the slightest, but they're the same where it truly matters, and that's what makes them fun together, ship or not. Because superficially you see conflict between them but at the heart they care about each other too much for that too matter.

Or you could ship them with dash because she's your awesome waifu, faggot.

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>>11056746
I'm going!

>>11057021
Because she is my scootaloo and i'll draw her however i feel like. Anon, i just try to draw the ponies. I don't know what the fuck i am doing over half of the time.

>>11057135
If the image is that relevant just link the post, nigger. If it's not use a different one.

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>ass twerking intesifies.

>>11057135
if you really want you can crop off a row of pixels and post it anyway

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everyone loves surprise parties

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>>11057141
That...actually makes sense.
God.

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How many of you people have your dicks out right now?
Be honest...

>>11057141
>they are completly opposite when it comes to life style, opinions about most things, dreams
>They're both opposites where it doesn't matter in the slightest

You are retarded.

>you will be a male stallion tied up in a public plaza and available for any stallion to mount and unload inside you whenever they want

>>11057182

I probably should

>>11057182
I don't, but I should.

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>>11057141
>Or you could ship them with dash because she's your awesome waifu, faggot.

Finally some one understands me

>>11057173
Goddamnit GG
What's the context
just "surprise party" isn't a valid answer

>>11057096
ponies are often not doing what their cutie marks imply

have you ever even seen lyra near an instrument

trixie put in a lot of non-stage magic effort into researching and affording the alicorn amulet

she could have put all that into actually studying like twilight and she would be further along in her ability, though i doubt surpassing twilight

>>11057173
Applejack needs to be more careful eating pies.

>>11057182
Im fondling my foreskin and my dick pretty much all the time while on my pc. I used to bite my nails but this kinda took over.

Thank fuck i have my own place.
I also pee in the sink instead of the toilet

>>11057192
that's gayer than the 2 policemen from gravity falls

>>11057208
Those goddamn sidemouths

>>11057214
>Goddamnit GG
>What's the context
use your imagination anon
She looks awfully surprised

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>>11057141
I could never really put it into words right, but I think the same way.

>>11057221
Cream pies?

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>>11057152
Don't you want to learn what you are doing?

>>11057173
AJ, I said to wait and I'd open the mayonnaise. Now you got it all over.

>>11057227

>peeing in the sink

it's just so much faster and easier, right?

COME PLAY HATS

>>11057190
Right. That's just fucking stupid anon. That's not what he was addressing at all and I don't think you know much of either character.

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>>11057182
I have no idea where Dick is right now.

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>>11057237
Oh okay how about this?

>>11057251
It really is and you never get anything on the floor. Also I use less water to flush it down.

>>11057216

>have you ever even seen lyra near an instrument
No, but all the magic we HAVE seen her do is just super simple levitation, like every other unicorn.

>trixie put in a lot of non-stage magic effort into researching and affording the alicorn amulet

wait
what
she worked at a rock farm ( again, using just levitation) and from all the episode told us, just bought that thing at a pawn shop

>>11057192
>see the public use stallion is clean and hardly used
>spend the day jerking him off over and over, only stopping when some p0ny wants to mount him

>>11057247
AJ dripping your creampie out into her own mouth

>>11057216
>Lyra is never seen near an instrument
>I see that guy out and about in town almost every day
>I don't know where he works but I've never seen him there.
>He must not work.

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>>11057270

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68.232.162.224:27015

password is bonbon

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>>11057270
He's Nightwing these days, but now you have Jason.

>>11057216
Maybe Lyra is a composer, not a performer anon. She's good at that thing but she plays it at home working on something that some other pony will perform at a show.

>>11057234
>>11057192
that's gayer than mei and gabu

>>11057190
What that guy is saying is that they might be opposites at a superficial level, but are similar at a deeper level, and that's where their good character chemistry comes from.

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>>11057287
You know its very common to handle pony penis in the pony industry.

>>11057313
posting this on mlpchan

>>11057336
OH SHIT IT'S OUT?

LINK THAT SHIT NIGGA

>>11057259
HOW DOES ONE PLAY HATS?!

>>11057336
oh my gooooosh

Guys, if we go through this thread without any more slash starting now, I will kill myself, and Livestream it. Guaranteed.

>>11057355
It's only a demo and you have to download 2 things

http://ponett.tumblr.com/post/50878250839

>>11057336
Is that the Horse Lesbians game?

>>11057363
Don't do that.
Braeburn Big Mac Caramel gravy train

>>11057369
No suicide for you.

>>11057349
Posting it on Ponychan.

>>11057141
Eh, that really simplifies it to try and work a justification. Fluttershy, Twilight Sparkle, heck, Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash put in a lot of hard work and management in their lives; be it working with the weather team or watching after animals or being the defacto leader of Ponyville above Mayor Mare. And Big Mac and Granny Smith have been show to be fairly active in the business and labor sides, so it's not even the same "run their own business" kind of deal; Rarity doesn't even have a safety net of family to assist her in networking and filling orders.

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>>11057314

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>>11057336
>Hell neah

>>11057314
>twilight tells dash that sex with humans is okay.gif

>>11057249
I started studying drawing properly. All the jargon went over my head, and after a;most two years i just gave up. Everything felt like a weird mixture of hard science and "do whatever"s that i just couldn't properly wrap my head around or replicate appropriately.

Learning to draw properly is all hard work and no real fun.

>>11057386
posting it on /r/mylittlepony

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*BOOM*
*BOOM*
*SMASH*

That's all it takes for a criminal to break into your home and steal your pone. Why don't you own a gun?

>>11057437
Because I don't own a pone.

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>>11057410
It's actually pretty fun so far
But also I'm a huge fan of FlutterDash and these kind of games and that guy's art so that could be it.

>>11057437
I live in Denmark, theres no black people here.

>>11057283
she had to track the item down to need to know that she needed to buy it

and then she put all that time and effort into working to afford it

again, all that time wasted

>>11057437

Why is that skier doing his stretches against my door?

>>11057338
What deeper level? That they both are hard working? Both have a sister that they take care of?
No. Twilight is hard working because she studies magic nonstop. That doesn't mean I can ship her with AJ and Rarity.

And it's not superficial. Again their entire personality is different. Their entire life styles, tastes and all those things are complete opposite. That is a deeper level than both being hard workers and having a sister.

That's like saying a mass murderer and a pacifists are the same on a deeper level because both had cats and both have a PhD in mathematics.

>>11057190
Opposites in life style? Their life styles are about working hard at running their businesses. They're not like Pinkie who only workers at a cake shop to afford her partying lifestyle, or Dash who kicks clouds while training. Their work is their life, and they love it, and that is something important to them that they have in common that goes beyond all the superficial nonsense like their differing mannerisms. They're on common and equal ground where it counts, even if one is too dirty and the other too clean.

They already bicker like an old married couple, the kind that has been and will be together forever because despite the things that cause them to bicker, where it matters they're the same.

>>11057437
I don't have a pone, a pone thief would find my house very uninteresting.

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*HE*
*HA*
*HUAH*

That's all it takes for Johnny Bravo to break into your home and try to steal your waifu. Why don't you learn karate?

>>11057460

>That's like saying-

aaaaand there goes everything redeemable

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>>11057437
BUT I DO

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you have two minutes starting now to draw a hors

THE CAKES HAVE ANOTHER SET OF TWINS
ONE IS AN ALICORN THE OTHER IS A MULE

>>11057437
Because the police here will go around the block asking everyone if they think i am qualified to own a gun.

The kicker is, that gun theft is at an all time high, and i know quite a few shady folk live around my area. So, the police would be broadcasting who to steal from next with their shitty interviews.

>>11057475
>Their life styles are about working hard at running their businesses
No. What. No they live their lives completely different.
Their only characteristic isn't they are hard working.

>>11057491
Okay ignore that and explain why the rest is wrong.

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I'm laughing for real

>>11057495
>*le close*

>>11057485
Because I know Johnny has exactly zero chance with anything that isn't a gazelle.
Or that one secret agent.

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>>11057313
We got 6 and rising~! Including Duke and Tex! Come circle jerk with us in Hat Fortress 2: you're here playing with bronies instead of partying it up on a Saturday night-edition.

>>11057415
Posting it on /v/

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>>11057485

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Day 105
6/1/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,913 (Running Total: 629,729)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 25,593 (Running Total: 2,762,970)

15 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE GREATEST THING THAT'LL EVER HAPPEN TO PONIES AIRS

I'm curious of my local theatre will air the thing. I may have to camp ouside of it and observe the amount of older people going in. For science.

>>11057538

>that crowd of people who don't know how to do the monkey

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>>11057496
>implying I need that many

Color requests?

If you already requested something and I forgot pls repost it

>>11057395
>twilight is obssesed with her studies, not working at a business.
>pinkie works FOR someone else to maintain her party lifestyle that is mostly unrelated to her job.
>Dash works on the weather as a jobe while training for something very different.
>Fluttershy possibly doesn't even make money DYEWTS

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>>11057557
Pls

Drawing requests again, keep it simple guys.

Remember using rofl

>>11057557
That Freud/Celestia thing LK did last thread!

>>11057573
Gypsy pinkie

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>>11057496

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>>11057557
pls to color

>>11057369
>He doesn't know how to package RPG maker games for consumer play.
HAHA, WHAT A FAGGOT.

>>11057557

Dooks pls stram.

You don't stram anymore.

>>11057573
Draw Applejack walking in a 2 point perspective

>>11057584
>You don't stram anymore.

I streamed The Walking Dead yesterday with my voice!

By the way fucking Clementine moments ;_;

>>11057563
>twilight is obssesed with her studies, not working at a business.

Shes a hard worker. Just that her business is studying.
If you can simplify working at a farm and being a semesters so can the same be done with magic.

>>11057573
Applebloom being taught to lasso by Applejack

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>>11057566
>"You'll be too big to hug one day"

Growing up sucks. Thanks for the reminder.

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>>11057496
TWO MINUTES IS NOT ENOUGH TIME.

>>11057566

>"Can you let me go now, Flit?"
>"Well... I dunnoooo... lemme try..."
>She makes a big show of trying to pry her arms off of Rumble, straining with the effort, before wrapping them around the little colt and nuzzling his cheek again.
>"Nope. Too cute. Can't do it."

>>11057523
You're still looking at it superficially. Their values are on work and dedication. They both are business owners. Your'e hung up on the superficial parts: what their business is, what their work entails.

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>>11057557
thisone

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I love baby animals

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>>11057619
>>11057566
How long until Rumble starts to "notice" them?

>>11057645
femsnips is shit

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>>11057643
Baby animals love you.

>>11057643
>I love fucking baby animals
FTFY

>>11057599
that's not a business. that is studying. She is not managing a business at all. Do you even fucking know what that means?

>>11057644

There's actually a psychological effect that causes people who grow up in close proximity to each other - like in a pseudo-familial context - not to become attracted to each other.

It evolved as a way to prevent inbreeding, but it can occur between individuals who aren't related.

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>>11057577
sounds easy enough

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>>11057664
It is pretty fucking stupid
But sometimes people draw her just right

>>11057630
Okay than what about their personality. The main thing that matter not something like that. Also you are simplifing everything too.

One is to run a farm with your entire family and another thing is being a seamstress.

Just because they both run a business doesn't mean anything. Again by your logic we could ship AJ with the owner of Quills and Sofas because both have a business.

Their personality are different at a fundamental level. And life style doesn't just mean what job they have. Again they are completely different at that too.

>>11057664
that's snails
it's not a fem picture it's sfw

>>11057644
Probably sometime during puberty, where he's just about reaching their height and going through his first moult. One day catching a sight of their rear and finding the sway of their hips hypnotizing, and their scent alluring.

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>>11057679
I'm okay with that.

>>11057599
Anon, stop. The more you talk the more retarded you're sounding. You're not even making grammatical sense.

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>>11057496
That's not enough time.

Also I saw this late so I just started the time when I read it.

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>>11057698
>Rumble accidentally calls Scootaloo "Flitter" after their first kiss

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>>11057496

I-I read it late

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>>11057735
I'd Flitter.

>>11057739
what the fuck is she so happy about

>>11057735
>"Well what about that time you called me Dash!?"

>>11057763

Anon agreed to go to the Iron Maiden concert with her

>>11057771
>Scootaloo and Rumble dressed up as Flitter and Dash

I wouldn't mind seeing that

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BOY HOWDY
MAH BUNS SURE ARE HOT FROM WORKING IN THE HOT SUN ALL DAY

>>11057777
I bet anon won't even show

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HI ANON

>>11057793
No, Applejack.

>>11057793

WE CALL THAT BAKING, APPLEJACK

STOP SHOUTING AND GET THEM OUT BEFORE THEY BURN

>>11057787
that would be really weird and silly

like that vidya comic where those two characters were cosplaying

>>11057801
Pinkie you're not allowed in here anymore

>>11057777
Of course. Best classic metal band. I can't believe she got tickets! It's gonna be fucking awesome!

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>>11057672
>there will never be a mini pig that stays mini

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WBjFtWvPmo

>>11057814
Well then make it a setting where it wouldn't be weird and just cute
Like Nightmare Night

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>>11057811
AH'M IMPLYING YOU SHOULD CHECK OUT MY BUTT
A'HM COMING ONTO YOU
I HAVE NEEDS, ANON

>>11057850
WHAT KIND OF NEEDS

http://sunibee.tumblr.com/post/51943464333/first-of-all-hi-i-was-wondering-if-you-have-plans

apple officially quite ponies forever, again

>>11057787
I'm confused. Rumble is dressing up as Dash for Scootaloo? Would a young colt be made fun of for cross...dressing like that?

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>>11057850
I thought you didn't like the daily inspections?

>>11057822
it just doesn't work that way.
it's too bad the cutest breed of pig grows far too big since it's usually for meat.

>>11057850

OKAY DO YOU HAVE CONDOMS AND LUBRICANTS

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANNA SHOWER? YOU LOOK SWEATY.

>>11057858
Who?

>>11057858
But he quit ponies a few weeks ago

>>11057858

Oh well

>>11057858
You heard it here first kids. There are people who don't even like the show and are here for the popularity.

>>11057857
A NEED FOR DICKS

>>11057874
Yes and not really
If you recall there were little colts that dressed up as Dash at the beginning of MMDW

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>>11057857
ANAL
AH WANT YOU TO PERFORM ANAL SEX ON ME IN THE BARN

>>11057858
Everyone quits ponies, only so they can come back later.

>>11057822
>pig
>not boar
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4U5zlLXB9kc

Step it up, Buttershy.

>>11057858

>I’m just not a diehard fan of pony. never was.

doubt.jpg.

>>11057910
...I'm going to fuck Rarity. Bye AJ

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>>11057910
>A few Hours Later

>>11057896
He said he did it because it was popular, not because he wanted to get popular.

>>11057903
Hmm... that's true.

What if Scootaloo wanted to be Dash and she wanted Rumble to be Fluttershy? Because she knows how close friends they are.

>>11057915
>only so they can come back later
...more powerful than we could possibly imagine?

>>11057910
Ewww, that's where poop comes from.

>>11057937
>turning this into flutterdash
stahp

>>11057910
HOW DO I PERFORM ANAL SEX ON YOU

>>11057930
That is actually even more depressing and terrible.

>>11057937
That's pushing the weirdness, but it would still be cute for me.
I can see Rumble getting all Flustered while wearing the makeshift outfit which coincidentally would make it fit all that much better.

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Have you finished those projects?

>>11057964
STICK YOUR DICK IN HER BUTT
DO IT

>>11057984
Why should I?

>>11057967
But Pip is the one who likes dresses

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>>11057922
okay...

>>11057954
No, I just want Scootaloo to embarass Rumble by making him dress up as Fluttershy. Watching him try to hide in embarassment as ponies laugh at him. That only helps though because that's how Fluttershy looks all the time and Scootaloo is getting a kick out of it.

COME ON AND SLAM

>>11057994
Pip likes pirates and Luna you jabroni

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_FU4Pr27KzM

>>11057997
this sounds ginormously ridiculous

>>11057996
Hey just wanted to tell you, Anal with Rarity is goddamn glorious. Okay bye again

>>11058009
and welcome to the JAM

>>11057984
I finished one. Finished a drawing I was working on.

Now to work on my fic I was rewriting. Then I'll complete the next part of that and take the outline for me other story idea and finally write that.

Then I'll draw some more.

>>11058021
Rarity is a screamer
Applejack talks dirty
Which one do you fug?

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Which little pone is primed to grow up and become a master assassin?

>>11057984
Giving up was easier.

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>>11058021
Now Applejack is going to resort to other ways to get off
I hope you're happy

>>11058062
neither. I'm cuddling with Twilight Sparkle.

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>>11057916
In my opinion, domesticated pigs are cuter

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WBjFtWvPmo
>those little grunts

>>11058062
I don't see Rarity as a screamer.
But for this scenario fuck dirty talking I want to hear Rarity scream

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68.232.162.224:27015

bonbon

Come join on late night hatting fun, featuring lewd sprays of your favorite milk producing mare!

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>>11058081
Twily is into pegging and posting photos of it on the internet

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>>11058081
But Anon, everyone knows Fluttershy is the best cuddler. Why would you cuddle the pony best fit for the job?

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>>11057984
NO I AM NOT FINISHED WITH THOSE PROJECTS AND I NEVER WILL BE, SO QUIT CHECKING UP ON ME

>>11058108
I am entirely ok with that