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Previous Horse
>>10993695

What should EqG have been instead of high school if they HAD to do them as humans?
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>rape
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>>10999233
Hoomans and poni interacting with each other.
OR
Multiverse-hopping fun.
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We jigglin'?
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>>10999137
That is my fetish
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>new horse where
>hahah boop
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>>10999274
Yes!
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>>10999241
>it's a rape school
>for rape and rape accessories
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>Shitpost general
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Which pony would be most likely to save The Neverhood from Klogg? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WreJGBEF5iA
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>>10999326
>clayfags
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>Ah don't understand why I need to get this done daily
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>>10999347
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>>10999347
>Ah
>I
Make up your mind
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>>10999233

Gulag during the height of the soviet union.
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>>10999233
Should have had more G1 elements

When it gets magic, it should have turned into X-men Evolution cartoon. Y'know, freaky abilities, some neat little background stuff (maybe explain all the crazy skincolours as rarity running a small service where you pay x ammount of cash and you get the look you want, thanks to her unique skills and magic), maybe a little bit of saving the world happens but otherwise it should be more... diverse, characterwise. I mean, they shouldn't all wear skirts. Rainbow dash basically wouldn;t be caught dread in a dress unlesss she HAD to have one (or rarity makes her one - I mean, Dash isn't a huge cunt enough to say no to free gifts from friends right?)
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>>10999325
Blame it on the popularfags
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>>10999326
clearly Pinkie pie
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>>10999363
She's too buttflustered to even keep up her accent
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Twilight and her flawed peasant friends become pirates.
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Magical girls

puella magi poni magica
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stop talking about EqG and it will go away.

starting now
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>>10999284
Mine too.
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>>10999325
If you showed Fluttershy your really huge shitpost, would she be impressed?
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>>10999389
>>10999326
I've never played this game
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horse cartoons
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>>10999413

I don't think IDW would be that stupid to hire Tony Fleec for the main series

His art is shit and it would be a noticeable step down in quality that people would complain
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cartoon horses
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animated programs featuring equine animals
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>>10999464
Good kind of motherfuckers or bad kind of motherfuckers?
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Do you like unicorns, /co/?
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>>10999464
well he's a washed up hack so there
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>>10999478
good kind
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>>10999464
that's absurd

none of us want to fuck our mothers
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>>10999496
he was good in django
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>>10999515
First time in like fifteen years.
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>>10999233
Equestria Girls would have been awesome if Princess celestia approached the mane 6 and addressed them in private.

"Girls. I have discovered a fantastic place with advanced technology, many diverse cultures, and intelligent creatures going to and fro. Sadly, their world is crooked and corrupt. The people are treated in a cruel fashion, and their potential is constantly squandered.
But worst of all is that their love has run cold."

Celestia shows them Earth, by whatever means necessary (that cool room would be nice) She shows them the World Trade Center falling from the sky and the people inside fall to their deaths. The starving races in Africa, the terrorist organization that spill blood and detonate bombs maiming and killing and screaming and suggering flash before these ponies' eyes.

they are horrified, yet simultainiously motivated to help these people out.

they have to use the elements of harmony.
tHey change the world for the better.
Blah blah blah.

haven't really put much thought into it yet. Just on the spot stuff.

but hey, that's just me.
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>>10999502
>Samuel L Jackson desides to come to 4chan.
Cannot figure out a tripcode at all
A kind Anon helps him out.
Spells out 'Nigger'
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Why aren't you jacking off to the thought of Twilight mind raping you for all eternity
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>>10999512
Oh no you don't you sneaky fucker...
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>>10999486
I like those unicorns way more.
Dat graceful rarity and twilight, man!
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>>10999512
You're absolutely correct.

I just want to fuck Celestia.
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what if hats
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>>10999557
>you will never feel that long tail coil around your waist
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>>10999486
>>10999557
They're not traditional enough.

They need beards.
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>>10999553
Now to clean the little bits of brownie off my screen and keyboard.
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>>10999566
What if your hats orbit my dick
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Personally, I thought this is one of the weakest MLP comics IDW has made so far. While it had it's cute moments with Fluttershy (loved her disguise) and I did liked the premise of the plot.

The story itself felt rushed compared to the other comics as I was surprised of how fast I was able to go through the pages and of how fast the plot moved through them unlike the others where they took their time to develop the plot and idea of it seamlessly.

It gave Rarity a little too much panel time, which is only a minor complaint on my hand, but one I felt it needed to be said as this comic was dedicated to Fluttershy, yet Rarity, like Applejack did with Rainbow Dash's micro comic, took some of the screen away from Fluttershy due to the story's transitioning it's focus to her instead.

It rehashed some elements from the episode 'Sweet and Elite' dealing with how snobbish the upper class of Canterlot is until someone of notable prestige (Celestia in this case) told them she liked it and they decided to like it as well just for the sake of pleasing that person (save for Fleur, who remained unimpressed).
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>>10999602
10 buds
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>>10999566
How many hats do I have to buy before I get better?
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>>10999553
>motherly

every time
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>>10999610

cont.


The very one dimensional villain of the story was uninteresting as he only served to deliver angst to Fluttershy's problem of being shy of criticism as he simply wanted to be a dbag, insulting the artists and their work without actually offering a legit critique for why he disliked the art.

I also believe that they missed the mark here when it decided to gloss over the lesson that a person should be accepting compliments and praises and ignore criticism. That is not how an artist should respond to criticism. An important lesson about criticism is to filter out which ones offer legitimate critique on your work that can help you improve your art and creation and ignore the ones that are outright insulting your work without offering any legitimate reason why.

I would give this comic around a 3/5 as it offered cute moments of Fluttershy and offered an intriguing plot and idea of one of Fluttershy's traits. But, the plot felt rushed, it rehashed elements from 'Sweet and Elite', and it ultimately missed the mark on it's lesson about criticism and of how a person should respond to them. All of which is my personal interpretation of the story and it's elements used or I thought are used here.
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LEWD
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>>10999602
Then you've got an unusual dick.
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>>10999622
>Buy hats
Anon, let me tell you about the wonderful world of jewing...
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>>10999610
>>10999633
Also, it jsut looked bad
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>>10999578
sweatingman.jpg
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>>10999531

Using the pony medium to intelligently address complex, relevant social and political issues? Not on my watch
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>>10999636
that's supposed to be pinkie
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>>10999610
>>10999633
And Sweet and Elite was already a poor episode, it makes no sense to rehash it and do it even worse.
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>>10999552
because i'm too busy jacking off to the ever after high girls
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>>10999610
>>10999633
Not to mention the whole thing felt like the artist was talking about themself the whole time. Considering how the art was, I wouldn't be surprised.
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>>10999610
I thought the Dash one was pretty rushed. Not as much as the FS one, but still kinda fast moving.
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>>10999531
2autsm4me
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>>10999233
Someone mentioned in a thread a few weeks ago that what if Twilight was thrown into a Medieval version of Equestria. She turns into a human and rides on Spike who turns into a full grown dragon with wings
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Why does Fluttershy keep sticking her butt on Twilight's face?

Because she wants to toot her horn!
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>>10999633
He didn't like her 'art' because crafting isn't an art at all.
The mere fact they call arts and crafts something with the word art in it is insulting to the medium.
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>>10999719

me 90% of the time
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>>10999531
Wow.
Most autistic thing I've read all day.

That's not even an insult at this point, it's like... wow.
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>>10999739
I farted after reading your joke because it was so bad
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>>10999233
I'm sorry OP. Truly sorry. You actually tried to start a good thread and people had to ruin it. Don't give up though. Try again soon. Yes, I'm sincere.
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>>10999553
Ironically I think that head looks like the outline of a huge clothed breast from the thumbnail.
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>>10999752
You'll fit in well here
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what if rarity was a squid
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http://i.imgur.com/4Z5zDmI.jpg

unf
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>>10999741
Stop
stop

we're not doing this
we're not discussing what 'art' is and isn't, because it's not an objective term. Just say it was shitty and move on.
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>>10999783
wat
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>>10999760
Like a sore thumb
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>>10999777
She would be the most fabulous mollusc in the ocean
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>>10999783
Fuck you
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>>10999777
>tentacles
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http://derpibooru.org/337374

unf
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>>10999777
shazzam
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>>10999803
Mewball pls
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>>10999818
>>10999825
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>>10999739
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>>10999791
>Defending crafters.
Please, you are as pathetic as they are.
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>>10999826
>lauren tweets him
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>>10999777
Would she still be a slut
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>>10999841
Don't you mean BUTT Why
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>>10999845
Look, I really just don't care either way. But every time someone brings up what art is and isn't, it shit the thread up for a while.
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>>10999850
>World Shitstorm 3 ensues
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http://i.imgur.com/YXSLBiv.jpg

UNF
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>>10999850
>He sees she went to /mlp/
>Goes there.
Someone recognizes his trip came from /v/
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>>10999866
I wonder what Pinkie's hookah would look like
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>>10999890
wat
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>>10999866
>Pinkie can suck hard enough to make that work
unf
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>>10999526
But he was Officer Tenpenny in San Andreas
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>>10999910
>he's an avid shitposter
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>>10999754
If it upset you then why did you read it?
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>>10999865
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I LOOOVE YOU JESUS CHRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIST
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>>10999911
picture related
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>>10999773
>>10999773
fukken saved
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>>10999727
What's autsm?
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>>10999948
>not list of good Pinkiefags
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>>10999890
>http://i.imgur.com/YXSLBiv.jpg
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>you will never pilfer Rainbow's panties
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not funny and actually kind of insulting
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>>10999827
That feel when I'm too poor to buy this sort of cool stuff even if I got over by aversion to owning MLP merchandise
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>you will never a thick, milf pony
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Best Background Pone
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>>10999888
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>>10999999
ALL THEM 9s
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>>11000013
uh oh
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>>11000013
OOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>10999999
DELETE IT NOW
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>>11000084
no
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>>10999999
nice. this and >>11000000 are the worst fucking gets this board's ever had. what a FUCKING WASTE.
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still think the mini arc would have been better if celestia just randomly took a liking to something fluttershy made (a "it's quite nice" perhaps), and having Celestia actually cause the undesired attention (at least in fluttershy's view) for the story, because Celestia is the fucking princess so there are going to be a whole bunch of asskissing nobles and buisness types trying to get in celestias graces by doing what she does and harassing fluttershy.

I'd also find it funny if the conclusion is Luna became interested in the same article of clothing and the fad is then considered dead on the spot, because if someone 1000 years out of date likes it it can't be new hotness, and fluttershy is just gratefull luna made the attention go away and gives her a shitload of stuff to make Luna slightly less biwildered
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>>11000013
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STEP INTO THE RAINBOW
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>>10999999
WHAT THE FUCK
Trips?!
Quads?!
QUINTS?!
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>>11000111
man who cares
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>>11000111
>caring
>>>/mlp/
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>>10999999
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>>10999999
Well It's been nice, mlpg.
I'll see you some other day.
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>>11000111
what a waste of a good get that post was
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>>11000146
fuck off circlejerker
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>>11000013
>Blame the consumer
He sounds like a game developer.
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>>11000013
that's bullshit

there's plenty of poor writing
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>>11000175
No, he just sounds like Bioware
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>>11000013
>no poor writing, only poor viewers
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>caring about gets
Is this just /mlp/ shitting up the thread or has MLPG really sunk this low?
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I WARNED YOU GUYS LAST THREAD

WE SHOULD HAVE SLOWED DOWN

YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS

oh well
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>>11000013
Stop posting anytime
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>>11000175
>developers
>developers
>developers
>developers
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>>11000111
Same could be said about you.
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>>11000013
Aw, Larson, come on. I thought you were cool.
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>>11000224
no it couldn't
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>>11000217
This can't be real
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>>11000217
Holy shit I love MA Larson
i mean MMC was terrible but that dude is awesome
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Would you?
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>>11000195
No shit it's /mlp/.

Plus that guy didn't delete his post.
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>>11000013
Someone should retweet him with "What about the Twilight Saga."
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>>11000217
I could see this guy being an MLPG regular
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>>11000217
They should call him M.A. Arson for that wicked sick burn
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>>11000249
those clothes are inappropriate for pony

she should go naked
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>>11000217
Okay now I have to question the validity of both.
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>>11000249
Fuck yes I'd exercise with her
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>>11000229
>>11000191
>>11000181
>>11000175
>>11000133
Guys he's being facetious considering the nature of the rest of his tweets
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I'll give Larson the benefit of the doubt and assume he's drunk
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>>11000284
She doesn't like slowpokes
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>>11000265
>Doesn't know he lurks the general all the time.
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>>11000217
wut
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>>11000279
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>>11000281
>Pony sees you

>"Those clothes are inappropriate for a human. But on many more heavy clothes."
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>>11000262
Does Fluttershy like Gilda?
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>>11000249
no
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>>11000301
Well I guess I'll have to train with her until I'm up to her standards. Even if that means being with her every day for weeks. Months even.
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https://twitter.com/M_A_Larson

I'm not seeing any of these tweets. I think it's just someone being an epic ruseman.
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>>11000279
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>gets
>twitter shit

Guess I'll either wait for someone to stream or try to write fanfiction
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Why don't we tax people for being fat?
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>>11000249
NYES OH GOD I WOULD SO BADLY
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>>11000355
I would stream movies now that I know how.

But no I have no movies
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>>11000337
She likes all the ponies
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>>11000279
Sometimes you really pull through for us, scrubbles
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>>11000286
Yeah, I went to go look for them after I posted that. He's joking around. Whups.
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>>10999233
I'm glad you elitist fucking faggots didn't get the get
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Would you go out drinking with pony and let them give you a ride home afterwards?
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Who's hungry?
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>>11000348
So what's it like having three chromosomes
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>>11000384
I ship fluttershy with everything.

>tfw no fluttershyxcheeselegs art
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>>11000356
because meuh freedums
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>>11000348

scroll down you idiot
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>>11000393
We are too

Have a tasty afternoon
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>>11000384
>fluttermac

dooks porfis

para de ser tan pleb
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>>11000348
They're all real, scroll down. Some of them are put out of context, however, like the "only bad viewers one." He tweets after that that one was a joke.
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>>11000393
Who cares about fucking repeating digits?
Serious question here.
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>>11000356
>I have the right to be a piece of shit all I want!
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>>11000402
I know this has something to do with EA, but I still don't get the joke.
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>>11000393
I'm glad too!

>>11000438
Flutterboxers entonces?
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>>11000412

>you are so right!

Oh yeah boy, tongue that anus.
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>>11000412
>says there are only bad viewers jokingly
>someone agrees with him
Haha

hahahaha
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>>10999233
it should have been based on the CMC and their developing sexual curiosities with one another. I would also commission MS to work on the team for models because I like his human art styl.

It would be a 6 hour 2 part movie finally ending up in their sexy and lustful lesbian love triangle being broken up due to a misunderstanding. the narrative would suggest them making up during the graduation ceremony due to the conflict being resolved, but the day before graduation scootaloo dies in a tragic accident and sweetie belle commits suicide by overdose. applebloom is the only one left and ends up going back to the farm to recount the whole story to big mac. the movie ends with big mac giving applebloom a brotherly embrace as she begins to weep. the screen fades to black then the credits roll.
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>>11000456
Nigga writes about giant pony anuses.
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>>11000356
Because washington is full of fat cats!
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>>11000214
>getting this joke
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>>11000456
donut buttholes
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>>11000402
>dat donut
>donut
>tan
>Applejacks asshole
>before and after the first family reunion
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>>11000461
>still posting fluttershy

porfa
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>>11000467
>babby scoot
>adult sweaty belt

wat
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>>11000467
I didn't even read that, but the fact that you're using that pic in that size tells me all I need to know about you.
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>>11000386
A broken clock is right on time every so often.
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>>11000467
I was with you until you said MS
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>>11000464
>>11000465
>what is being sarcastic
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>>11000489
Ok pues, que poni entonces?
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>>11000506
Nowhere but down
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>>11000497
its was used mearly to imply the art style
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>>11000530
>implying bronies can use sarcasm
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>>11000467
still my fetish fucking megasweet
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So, like...

She can fly now?

What's the big deal?
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>>11000402
>you will never force both arms into a giant pony butthole
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>>11000524
>>11000511
everyone is a critic
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>>11000559
The correct term is Ponut Hole
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>>11000534
la mejor pony

rarity
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>>11000559
>you will never hear them groan with pleasure as they push back against you
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>>11000555
There is no big deal, especially since her friends are all becoming princesses, too.
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>>11000559
>forcing both arms
>implying it's not stretched enough to comfortably fit your entire head
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What? No hats tonight?
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>>11000588
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>>11000601
Also, how does one succeed an immortal princess anyway?

Is Celestia going to kill herself?
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Personally I think the events of the wedding were more damning to the series then Twilycorn was
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>>11000612

does that mean we can mafia
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>>11000599
unf
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>>11000612
Are people on? I'll get on
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>>11000635
No, she going to become a queen.
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>>11000612
please go
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>>11000635
> immortal princess
>immortal
GET WITH THE TIMES ANON
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How soft if Pinkie Pie?
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>>11000637
I kind of agree, and the worst part is I think the major problems with the wedding could be solved fairly easily.
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>>11000635
It's simple, Celestia isn't immortal.
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>>11000612
i'll play for an hour or so
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>>11000701
If Pinkie Then Soft
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>>11000701
Pretty soft.
>dupe
http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1369935194248.gif
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>>11000752
>you will never be that pillow
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>>11000769
>your heavy nuts will never be that pillow
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>>11000769
Fuck you I'm going to make a human to pillow serum and then we'll see!
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>>11000394
>no DWI for pony because pony does not drive
>no DWI for me because pony is letting me ride them
I don't see why you wouldn't.
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>>11000589
>le gusta la chiquiti bum a la bim bom ba
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>>11000635
>I MUST GO NOW
>MY HOME PLANET NEEDS ME

>Note: Celestia died on her way back home
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>Tex gets fanart
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>>11000736
why are they so perfect
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>>11000819

One day I hope we find out that Tex is Zyzz in hiding
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>>11000709
What problems do you think could be fixed easily? And how would you go about doing them.
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>>11000819
I did it first
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>>11000819

I'm not surprised.
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>>11000842
How to fix every two-part episode:
Make them all three parts.
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>>10999284
I wish there was more diamond dog rarity.
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>>11000712
That's not what the Cards say
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>>11000635

>immortal

We don't know if she's immortal or not.
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>>11000862
pfffffffff
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>>11000819
>not doing Tex fanart
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>>11000820

Be...cause?
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>>11000905
who is tex?
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>>11000891
>cards
>canon
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>>11000842
introducing or at least mentioning shiny earlier in the season could've helped soften the blow
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>>11000666
>satanic GET
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>>11000891
The cards are written by fans. They mention all kinds of non-canon fandom.
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>>11000901

Faust confirmed on twitter they aren't immortal or gods, just ultra ponies.
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>>11000876
If only Anon if only. Personally I would have made it a point to have the Royal Couple appear throughout the season so we know who they are and their relation to twilight. Of course this would mean changing up the plot of the wedding a little bit but that shouldn't be too hard
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>>11000819
Carnifex?
JJ incarnate. Hes stuff barely ever is finished. Everything looks like sketch with some flat colors and prices he have on those sketches are unbelivable
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>>11000876
How to fix MLP in general
make more episodes
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>>11000967
nothing lauren says is canon
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>>11000924
>>11000949
well fuck you guys flitter/cc (fuck stormwalker) babysitting rumble is canon until said otherwise
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>>11000752
>pinki will never hold you like that pillow just shown there on that screen thingy
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>>11000967
who cares what faust says?
it's not her show
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>>11000967
>Not immortal.
>She has been around for a very long time.
>Fucking magic as shit.

...So Alicorns are elves?!
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>>11000993
>fuck stormwalker
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>>11000983
his art on conceptart.org is amazing, I don't see how his pony art is so bad compared to it
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>>11000967
I don't care if you DYEWTS'd me hard.
I want to know, did the ponies ever said: "Oh my Celestia!" on the show?
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>lilbraeburnedschemistryset.gif
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>>11001009
>200+ year old Granny Smith and her friends

Ponies are already elves, Alicorns are like... High Elves or some shit.
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>>11000986
*from season 3 onwards
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I kind of want some filenames
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>>11001012
>Keep calm and eat a cupcake
Yeaaah I'd maybe slow down on the cupcakes
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>>11001027
When was his last impressive post on concept art?
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>>11001027
why bother put in the effort?
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>>11000986
Depends on your definition.

If by canon, you mean straight from the mind of the person who conceived the entire fictional universe in the first place, then you would be incorrect.

If by canon, you mean every thing that is shown on the cartoon, then you had best get ready for canon tea parties and boyfriends.
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>>11000986
>>11000995

Yeah, well you guys are butts.
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>>11001055
I'd hit that Fluttershy
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>>11001012
>a fuckable FS cosplayer
>a disgusting AJ cosplayer

well this is a first
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>>11001066
i want her pussy
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>>11001027

because he knows that he doesn't have to put too much effort on ponies
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>>11001066
Man I want to babysit and maybe draw that little girl.
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>>11001041
Fucking snooty Altmer faggot horses I swear to fucking god...
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>>11001066
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>>11001066
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>>11001012
Bitch on the left must have a lot of anxiety problems.
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>>11001032

I'm pretty sure rarara says that atleast once.
>>
DORKS
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>>11001043
I think you mean
*from season 1 onwards
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>>11001027
idk are you sure it's the same guy? carnifex is a band name so there could be more than one carnifex
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>>11001012
Wow, that is an amazing Ross Pinkie cosplayer!
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>>11001032
>>11001125

The closest has been Rarity saying "with Celestia as my witness," but that's hardly conclusive, since, well, she's saying it in fucking Canterlot. Andy Price slipped in a tiny "Celestia Superstar" gag into the comics, too.

But ponies have also said "geez" in exclamation.
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>>11001032
>>11001125
Not sure if any of them say exactly that, but I know I remember "As Celestia as my witness." popping up at least twice.
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>>11001066
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>>11001066
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>>11000497
it's from a clopfic where sweetie becomes an adult temporarily and has a night of fucking with soaren

she turns back into a loli and fucks him again in the morning

at this point i usually can't help but cum
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>>11001175

>with celestia as my witness

Ah, that's probably what I was thinking of.
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>>11001169
>Fat applejacks
This used to be a rarity, what the fuck happened. Almost all the old applejack cosplays were hot as shit.
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>>11001169
pls anon
pls
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>>11001215
>THAT MEATMOUNTAIN APPLEJACK

KILL IT
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>>11001215
>Dash in a wheelchair
Cosplaying again, Terry?
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In my headcanon colts are born with giant wieners that gradually get smaller as they age.
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>>11001215
>Rainbow in a wheelchair
I'm an awful person I know, but I laughed.
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Sweetie Drop

Golden Harvest

Stormwalker
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>Hats fills up to 6 people quickly
>everyone leaves shortly after

well at least the weekend's here soon
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>>11001215
>crippledash hiding its shame
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>>11001194

There is always one asshole that does this.
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>>11001201
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>>11001194
DO NOT WANT
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>>11001242
in my headcanon any colt who doesn't prove himself to be a real stallion gets gelded
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>>11001215
>rch cosplaying as Rainbow Dash.
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Why don't you believe in the heart of the cards?
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>>11001275
So twilight's brother is pretty much the only non gelded stallion in the show?
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>>11001270
WHAT THE HELL 4CHAN
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>>11001215

dat unintentional Harshwhinny
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>>11001215
>crippledash
>whalejack
>draglestia

this is the best picture ever
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>>11001317
i want her to tell me about bronies
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>>11001215
All the fat applejacks are ruining the sanctity of my waifu
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>>11001215
That fluttershy's amazing, she managed to blend into the background the first 3 times I looked.
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Would you a pony if you were a loli?
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>>11001264
we should play mafia
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>>11001194
unf
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Is Wonderbolt Surprise a brony thing or what?
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>>11001303
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>>11001304
um, SA, Big Mac, Soarin, Mr Cake somehow....
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>>11001364
of course, ponies are for little girls after all
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>>11001364
If I were a loli you mean
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>>11001364
Would you a loli if you were a pony?
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>tfw no apples
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>>11001387
Nah mr cake just got twilight's brother to knock ms cake up for him. Hence the horn and wings.
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>>11001364
I accidentally a pony while I was a shota
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>>11001252
Where the hell is Corwin?
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>>11001165
he went by siansaar on there and deviantart
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>>11001378
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>>11000842
The idea that Twilight had a big brother best friend forever that she was super close to all along but whom we never saw or heard of once before the wedding undermined the premise of the entire first season of the show (Twilight doesn't into friends and Celestia needs her to learn how). Either introduce Shining earlier on in the series or change Shining and Twilight's relationship to be a somewhat more distant one, because filly Twi was clearly more interested in her studies than friends. That's honestly my primary problem with it.

Removing Cadance's wings would be a plus, as well, but that's neither here nor there.
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>>11001364
yes. both ways all ways and which everways
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>>11001426

died a week ago

was in the news and everything, where were you?
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>>11001392
maybe
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>>11001066
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>new AJ toy has real applehat action

Fuck. Shouldnt want.
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>>11001507
what a cute filly
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Does anybody have the thank you card that we made for Faust? Can't seem to find it.
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>>11001531
>we
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>>11001527
LINK
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>>11001531
>we
>>
>musky
>gravid
>bloated
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>>11001531
>we
We didn't make her one. We made images that went on it, but the fucknut who made it decided to put a bunch of rather questionable things in it instead of exercising common sense.
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>>11001419
How did that happen?
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>>11001497
Oh.
I thought he was still busy with his Pinkie pillow
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>>11001529
:V
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>>11001509
RCH NO

PUT THAT AWAY
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>>11001471
I have an older sister that I was best friends with as a kid but she got into her higher learning about the time I started getting serious with school and I never really made friends in school, it reminded me of that kind of relationship.
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>>11001372
shazzam, anon:
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1916770?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>11001497
really?
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>tfw newfags avoid MLPG for reasons unknown.
Good feels.
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>>11001531
http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/148/6/a/final_by_kazecloud-d66zy97.jpg
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>>11001417
unf
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>>11001574
>Questionable
That's not the word i'd use
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UNF UNF A THOUSAND TIMES UNF
http://i.imgur.com/IzHpzLa.jpg
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>>11001638
>newfags
>>>/b/
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>>11001643
I think including a "hot glue" image counts as pretty fucking questionable, don't you?
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Would you set up a Minecraft server for pony?
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>>11001688
That could be anything on Rainbow Dash

It could even be Hot Glue
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>>11001649
I'd rather not..
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>>11001688
calm down
he means "questionable" is a pretty tame way to put it
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>>11001688
I mean I'd use a stronger word, but I can't find it in my brain.
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>>11001609
wut?
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>>11001555
sorry too lazy
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>>11001709
Don't play dumb with me, Anon.
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>>11001744

Inappropriate seems fitting enough.
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>>11001744
explicit?
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>>11001745
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THAT IS
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>>11001688
>People flipping shit over RD cum but not the 9/11
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>>11001778
>Not 'Hot and Sticky'
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>>11001778
Not quite

Somewhere in between, though
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>>11001740
I'm perfectly calm.
>>11001744
>>11001766
Irreverent seems a bit too light. Inappropriate is an understatement.
...If only there were a word for something really bad and wrong.
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>>11001782
All I saw was a toy man.
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>>11001802
That was 12 years ago. Even as an American I think it's well-passed the time to move on.
Besides, such jokes are just in poor taste regardless.
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>>11001802
Who cares about 9/11?
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>>11001802

we've avenged 9/11 like a million times over
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>>11001842
I'm onto you
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http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/pacific-rim/trailers/pacific-rim-oversized-robot-sets-222013251.html

>the head of the robots are actual, moving sets

Holy shit. I'm definitely seeing this movie day one.
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>>11001744
>>11001688
I drew a picture for it right away and now looking at it I kind of wish I hadn't

What the fuck were people thinking with the pictures they added?
Like half of them are just vectors with something stupid written over them in MSpaint.
if some one sent me that as a thanks I'd think they were a fucking moron.
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>>11001814
Doomungous?
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>>11001814
I'm more offended that they put Tracy in the centerpiece with Marker.
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>>11001880
Personal space, bro.
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>>11001807
Uhhh Taboo?
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>>11001898
I'm more offended they put somewhere around four or five Tracy pictures in there and then bitched to high heaven about OCs after the Marker pony image was put in the center.
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Is the thesaurus having a party in here, or what?
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>>11001932
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>>11001890
>Implying Lauren actually zoomed in to see each one and didn't just give it a glance.
Had no one said anything, I bet no one would have see the hot liquid love.
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Hello anybody there?
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>>11001937
Or the fact that they said "OKAY, NO OC'S!"

An the first thing I see in the finished one.
FIRST THING to catch my eye, is this little shit.
Hit me like a rifle shot.
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>>11001976
I'm having a party.

WITH YOU'RE MOM
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>>11001574
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>>11001990
yes noodlescoot what is it
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>>11001932
pfffftttt
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>>11001990
Hi!
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>>11001932
Does a bigger version exist? I get the joke, but it was a task reading that tiny text.
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>>11001618
reported
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>>11001991
Just imagine what ponychan is going to create after Faust's visit.
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>>11002013
Don't even give me that.
That guy left out a good number of contributions, and didn't even do it first come, first serve. He cherrypicked each one.
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>>11001990
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>>11002061

you'd like it if you tried it
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>>11001976
Why would a dinosaur have a party?
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>>11001932
>Transformers has survived worse

I can't really think of anything in Transformers quite as stupid or blatantly selling out as Twilycorn.
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>>11001991
I thought they settled on only putting in thread mascots and just filtered all the personal ones out.
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>>11002073
Stop.

Stop.
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>>11001012
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>>11002082
>They are going to make a thank you card.
>"Just like /mlp/ did!"

Thanks for reminding me I saw that thread when I snuck over the lines to get in.
Tonight is going to be a heavy drinking night...
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>that feel when someone uses glands instead of glans
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>>11002100
>Starscream became leader of the Decepticons.
Joking aside.
>>
my least favorite hot glue videos are the ones where you can see the dick

it makes it less easy to trick people into watching them.
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>>11002185

>tfw someone uses glans instead of glands
>tfw nobody knows enough about dick anatomy to care
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>>11002100

also bayformers
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>>11002013
That's a dumb reason.
He's dumb.
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>>11002177
And it's gonna be all OC's
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>>11002050
lewd
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>>11002082
Ponychan isn't even relevant or alive anymore, why do you guys keep bringing it up?
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>>11002100
The movies.
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>>11001991
>No OC's
>Little Pip

Possibly the worst OC that isn't ubiquitously ridiculed.

All of my jimmies.
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>>11002100

The entirety of beast machines?

Killing off Prime to introduce new toys?
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>>11002225
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>>11002234

BUT WE ARE LEEJUN
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>>11002100
Ancient predacon clones on Earth made by Shockwave yet mysteriously fossilized by the time he returns is pretty out there.

Also he had them microchipped as a plot device to find them again for recloning.
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What kind of a talent is knives?
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new mafia where
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>>11002271
>Beast Machines
>not good
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>>11002177
Well, that would be very nice of them
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>>11002225
links
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>>11002299
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>>11002231
>>11002271

>not liking Beastwars
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>>11002299

Ruining Trigun
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>>11002299
Looks like two sharks.
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>>11002299
those are sharks you dumbass
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>>11002295
>Not micro-chipping your pets.
He is just a responsible pet owner.
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>>11002324
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=js8zAKiPWjQ
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>>11002299
>Kratos pony
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>>11002225
#Jessy has a vagina pic in the folder!
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>>11002334

You idiot, that's not Beast Wars, is Besat Machines
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>>11002284
There's standing up for internet rights against censorship and whatnot.
Then there's being a dingus and including hot glue pics in a "thank you" picture to Faust. Because all the "Thanks, from /mlp/!" portions of the picture aren't enough to remind her of the place she went to the day prior.
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>>11002271
beast wars was excellent
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>>11002299
They're fish, you tard.
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>>11002334
>not knowing the difference between Beast Wars and Beast Machines
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>>11002299
Those are sharks. It's MT's self-insert
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>>11002334
Beast Wars =/= Beast Machines
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>>11002309
>>11002334

You realise there's a difference between beast wars and beast machines right?
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>>11002331
Your special talent is George Lucas you dumb horse, hes right on your ass.
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>>11002129

another daly reminder
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>>11002362
unf
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>>11002385
link the full pic
pls
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>>11002331
Can somebody tell me the names of those pictures? I see them a lot.
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>>11002362
MORE
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Alright finished the sketch, if there's anything that needs changing or added tell me.

The nose/mouth is a bit fucked up but I'll get to fixing that.
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>>11002385
I want to be apart of Dixie's marem
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>>11002414
>espanol

beaners pls
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>>11002362
>He strokes the bottle before squeezing it
laughing
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>>11002430
That front-right leg looks like a boob.
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>>11002423
smeel
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>>11002451
That's really rasist anon.
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>>11002304
here anon, here:
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1916838?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>11002430
make the eyes a bit less demonic.
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>>11002444
But anon she's the one wearing the collar
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>>11002430

yep, the snout is bad
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>>11002477
only really? i was aiming for 'extremely rasist'
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>>11002477
*racsist
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>>11002430
what a fasionable wet rump
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>>11002421
https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/90068245/Luna%20and%20Trixie%20dindin%20Color%20final.jpg
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>>11002477
Please, I bet all Anons look the same to you.
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>>11002468
Thanks anon.
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>>11002498
oh yeah.
I want to be apart of Futamoons marem
>futamoon will never fill your mare vag with her seed
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>>11002430
>>11002466
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>>11002477
Anon porfis
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>>11002571
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>>11002571

wait wat.
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>>11002593
But that only shows that Rarity has a fat ass
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>>11002362
PFFFFT

still bonered
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>>11002568
>you will never be suspended from her groin by nothing but her shaft
>you will never groan as she floods you while casually going about her duties
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>>11002625
they're her hooves
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>>11002635
>you will never turn Fluttershy into a white, sticky mess
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>>11002628
And? What's the problem?
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>>11002657
>You'll never receive a mouth full of seed while she addresses the guards.
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>>11002593
The perspective seems really off in the comic panel
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>>11002635
how long were you on the stack for
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>>11002430
Nigga I thought your internet was gone. Welcome back.
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http://i.imgur.com/QClJv74.jpg

I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH UNFS TO EXPRESS HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW
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>>11002724
>you will never be her personal bodypillow/cockwarmer in bed
>you will never be magically altered to subsist on nothing but her spunk
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>>11002766
Does "unf" even mean anything for you, guys?
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>>11002744
2 months stack
2 weeks abstinence
2 days edging
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>>11002766
Body is okay, but those hands look really weird
Also that double-chin is not very well rendered
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>>11002334
Beast Machines was pretty bad. Also Micheal Jackson bat.

Beast Wars was amazing.
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>Just finished reading the new micro-comic
>mfw Fluttershy is an artfag
>mfw she is the average drawfag on MLPG
>mfw she is actually talented at something
>mfw she is actually smart and has personal drive to art
>mfw Applejack calls her the belle of the ball
>mfw Rarity strips Fluttershy down in the middle of an art gala
>mfw Fancy Pants and Meh de Lis
>mfw Celestia makes Fluttershy win because she is friends with her
>mfw the moral is fuck everyone else, if you know the right person and keep trying, you will win
8/10 Comic. Pretty enjoyable.
>>
INCOMING
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>>11002766
Meh. I like Dufel's better.
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HOLY FUCK, HASBRO DID SOMETHING RIGHT FOR A CHANG...

>crystal eyes

INTO THE BIN IT GOES
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>>11002850
Remember when Dinobot turned back evil and got a new body and lost his personality?

That sucked.
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>>11002864
more like pretty boring even for fluttershit
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>>11002878
has LK ever done chubby pony anthro before?
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>>11002817
>leaving out half of it
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>>11002894
Then sacrificed himself again after briefly remembering his morals

Yes. I remember that.
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>>11002774
>You'll never constantly "drink from the tap" after servicing tons of guards for the princess.
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>>11002889
>hair is only blue
SOILED IT
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>>11002921
This looks extremely homoerotic.
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>>11002889
>uncolored shoes
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>>11002764
Internet provider forget to switch it off again.
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>>11002985

it's j-just i-ironic
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>>11002987
DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY PENNIES IT WOULD COST HASBRO TO MAKE A NEW MOLD?
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>>11002914
I'm not sure. I know he did chubby ponies. But Anthro, I don't know.
I would like him to.
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>>11002934
The rest... is silence...
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http://www.boredpanda.com/what-grandmothers-cook-around-the-world/

What would each pony's parents cook for each of the mane 6?
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>>11002635
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>>11003015
Sure..
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>>11002813
2hard4me

Seriously, it's an accomplishment for me to go just 1 day without fapping
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http://derpibooru.org/337424

unf dsl unf
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>>11003045

>Philippines
>Shark in coconut soup

holy fuck that sounds delicious
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>>11003045
I won't say much for the other 5, but I like imagining that RD was raised on a high protien, meaty diet.

To the horror of Fluttershy of course.
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>>11003035
>I would like him to.
me too
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>>11002894
Show some respect! Dinobot dies for your sins!
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>>11003085

>that face

nope.
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>>11003099
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DONT EAT DEER BURGERS
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>>11003099
>To the arousal of Fluttershy of course
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How does it feel that your pony waifu that you would give the d was once a little filly
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more mafia
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1916900?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>11003099
>raised on a high protein, meaty diet

unf
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>>11003166
I don't know. Is this supposed to make me feel something?
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>>11003166
Makes it even better.

>>11003174
Oh lord..
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>>11003166
But she still is.
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>>11003213
I fart on you.
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Isn't my little pony a little girl's show?
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>>11003174
>Be one of the best brony artists
>Get horrible commission for a red and black oc
>Oh god noone could make this look good
>..challenge accepted
Shortly after
>Challenge failed
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>pone will never you
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>>11003224
You leave her alone you sick Mongolian!
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>>11003258
Yes and I'm a pedophile

Is there some kind of problem here?
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>>11003213
I blow my nose at you.
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>>11003267
I feel.
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I want that flootershai
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>>11003232
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NipmB1wDRxA&feature=youtu.be&t=42s
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Better?

I think I might just go for an open mouth or something.
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>>11003224
Fillies are not for sexual, Anon. We've been over this. Now turn around.
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>>11003286
Do you feel that?
Aw shit.
>>
How brushable are the Build-a-Bear manes?
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>>11003280
If a pedophile has a time machine and goes back to molest his wife who only love him in the first place because of some weird psychological fixation on her attacker is twilight still the best pony?
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>>11003300
So if fillies are not for sexual than what is?
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>>11003297
Her foreleg there looks squashed. You didn't really draw the upper part of it.
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>>11003297
what is she focusing on? her expression seems a bit weird
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>>11003323
Yes, that wouldn't change Twilight's best pony status.
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>>11003323
Twilight will always be best pony.
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>>11003333
>>11003297
Yup you forgot the "shoulder" of the arm.
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>>11003300
But they are.
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>>11003352
>>11003357
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>>11003232
brokenglish anon pls
you got that quote wrong
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>>11003388
Someone fucked u~p --
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>>11003420
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>>11003420
it happens
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>>11003444
>>11003420
is that from the 2muchponk episode?
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>>11003329
>>11003371
Answer me this. Why fillies? Why not something more age appropriate?
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>>11003422
How do I play this and what do I do?
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>>11003388
NOW YOU FUCKED UP
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>>11003388
Is there a problem anon?
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>>11003036
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bubblegum teacher pony
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>>11003468
Like a colt?
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>>11003466
Yes.
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>>11003357
>>11003358
>there are people here that seriously think Twilight is the best pony

Just when I think I can't be more disappointed in you people.
>>
http://www.pornsocket.com/animal/viewvideo/644/animal/mare-giving-blowjob.html

Which one of you horsefuckers uploaded this
>>
Which pony enjoys a finely crafted rap song?
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>>11003500
>>>/mlp/
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>>11003484

I would fap to her plump rear end in class.
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>>11003484
I hardly ever get to post teacher pone because no one ever talks about her.
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>>11003469
1) Go to epicmafia.com
2) Make an account
3) The next time we make a game and post it here, you should be able to join.
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>>11003484
I like that one.
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>>11003494
Insult my wife again and I'll cut you
>>
I wonder if you would get dizzy from riding a pegasus while it flies
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>>11003469
You ever play the game mafia as a kid? Like some people in the group are mafia and choose village members to kill every night, the village lynches one person a day and their job is to find and kill the mafia.
It's that with expanded roles.
Go to the epic mafia site, make an account and log in.
http://wiki.epicmafia.com/index.php?title=Characters tells you what the characters do.
Just jump into it and see what happens, you'll get the hang of it pretty quickly.
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>>11003540
But Twilight is my wife.
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>>11003540
WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE WORSTPONE
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>>11003540
Rarity is a better waifu
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>>11003500
>not a fjord horse
Sorry kamerat.
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>>11003540
Twilight a slut
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>>11003552
How long have you been married?
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>>11003566
Rarity is a slut and a terrible pony.
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>you will never settle down on a ranch with your very own marem
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>>11003566
>>11003552

Your waifu is shit mine is superior.
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ALL SHE NEEDS IS A FLESHLIGHT
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>>11003611
>marem
Clever.
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>>11003605
you better watch your back
>>
How did ancient Greek myths work? How did they decide who could write them? Are you allowed to write fanfictions of the gods?
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>>11003619
>>11003566
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>>11003624

and a heartbeat
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>>11003601
8 years
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>>11003485
>>
PONE QUAAAAKE
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>>11003641
Quit rubbing it in, Raindrops.
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>>11003619
YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW MY WAIFU'S NAME

STOP POSTING HER
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>>11003624
Why would you even want a Trixie that big?
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>>11003672
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>>11003561
>>11003566
say that to me irl see what happens

I'll buy you pizza and well have a party
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>>11003629
Back at ya
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>>11003665
Thats what you always say.
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>>11003684
So you can take the stuffing out and climb inside!
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https://derpibooru.org/337321
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>>11003691
>get duplicate image when trying to post
>dup is exact same post you were going to make
we niggas now
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>>11003684
For sexual
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>tfw fucking horses will be the cool thing in 10 years and everyone is going to judge you for not doing it with them
>>
Which pony wants to be a carpenter?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCehn6m9_j8
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>>11003706
:v
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>>11003652
Wow, congrats Anon!
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>>11003729
But with Trixie?

I don't see the point unless you set it up so she insults you every time you put your dick in her or squeeze her.
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>>11003735
In Yurop it's already legal to fuck horses and set up animal brothels, I guarantee you'll be seeing more pro-beast political groups soon
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>>11003774
Go away, pedo.
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>>11003624
Why is this the oldest image in my pone folder
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>>11003758
I wouldn't be able to stop myself from loving all the little ponies.
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>>11003174
rip lk, jessy, and brae
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>>11003774
Not until you're older, hon.
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WORK HARD
PLAY HARD
KEEP PARTYING LIKE IT'S YOUR JOB
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>>11003713
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Sometimes I wonder if Rumble will grow up to be emotionally stunted because of all the marefucking on his early years
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http://derpibooru.org/337449

da fuq is that
da fuq is this?
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>>11003817
B-But you're not cute anymore.
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>>11003822
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>>11003818
Sometimes I wonder if half the anons in this thread will ever stop being so fucking weird
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>>11003822

>>>/lebanon/

captcha: amotbes leave
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>>11003817

ooh~
>>11003830
now he's handsome
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New murderhorse where?
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>>11003830
bulllllshit
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>>11003818
>sex at a young age is always detrimental

nonthinker pls go
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>>11003808
GOLD ALL IN MY CHAIN, GOLD ALL IN MY RING
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>>11003849
never

on my fucking deathbed I'll be making jokes about pony farts

and on my tombstone will be inscribed "Derpy is a very pretty pony :3c"
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>>11003849
I'm not weird.
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http://i.imgur.com/6YIjL9F.jpg

I wonder how long she was pent up
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>>11003855
I want cute, not handsome.

I want a little colt that I can force into pretty dresses and makeup so I can see him blush and try to hide his cute little boner.
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>>11003697
>Inb4 there's a hidden gay bathhouse in that place.
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>>11003896
oh my~
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>>11003896
Like this?
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>>11003896
then you want pipsqueak?
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>>11003882
I've already listed in my will to leave my fortune to pony waifu
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>>11003684
To go sleep with his waifu.
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>>10997617
PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTT
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>>11003891
is that you teddy?
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>>11003933
Hehehe.
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>>11003891
Why is she fighting Simon?
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>>11003933

wow it's shit
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>>11003896
Than go for a mare if you want cute, you faggot.
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>>11003933
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>>11003933
ha i get it because mandopony is a pedophile
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>>11003918
Pip was always one of my favorite colts.
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>>11003933
I love it.
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>>11003929
>court rules to give inheritance to waifu's VA
>tabitha receives all my assets
>gets my collection of battletech figurines, pony porn, and $300
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http://www.furaffinity.net/view/9382895/
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I threw up in my mouth.
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>>11003985
tell me about it
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>>11003998
Who eats plain mayo?
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>>11003985
Good for you. That means I get handsome.
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My special-forces are better than yours.
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>>11004026

I don't see a Muk anywhere in that pic.
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>>11004026
So they are special-er?
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>>11004026

Combat experience makes the special forces good

>Norway

yeah nah
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>>11004026
My ponies are better than your special-forces.
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>>11003174
I thought that guy looked familiar. So I checked my inbox.

Nope, all the people asking for porn of their red and black OCs are different people.
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>>11004047
Oh pippy, all you're good for is wearing a dress and being molested by luna. But you do it so well.
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Mafia?
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>>11004047
It's a shame Pip didn't get that much art.
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>>11004073
I wish people would ask me to draw their terrible ocs.
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>>11004048
Shows how much you know about the subject.
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>>11004093

I think everyone is waiting for someone else to make
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>artist posts amazing thing
>"It's just a sketch"
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Why aren't you reading?
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>>11003631
The government sometimes literally pulled gods out of their ass. Not even joking sometimes they acted as mascots for certain things.
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>>11004115
Apple.
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>>11004094
Nobody really asks for it.
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>>11004107

DEVGRU and SFOD-D both would literally shit on them
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>>11004110
fine I'll do it
goddamn gotta do everything
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>>11004116
But I am Twilight. I just read your post and all the posts before it.
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neat

http://vigilantcitizen.com/latestnews/whats-up-with-room-322-at-hotel-zaza/
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Im thinking about doing a daily letter to celestia about an anon in equestria
What say you MLPG
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>>11004148
That doesn't count.
Why aren't you reading books?
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>>11004115
>Oh this is just something I was messing around with, just experimenting with a new style
>Looks fucking fantastic
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>>11004136
As it should be.
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>>11004137
I'll ask you which special-forces has won every single consecutive comp-train between us since 1996.
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>>11004099
Will you draw my OC Starshine Chaos?

She's blue with red and she has a rainbow mane, one blue eye and one red eye. Her wings are also made out of pure light and they are longer, and prettier than Celestia's. Luna is a her best friend.

Please draw her, I will pay you.
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>>11004170
Stupid as shit.
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>>11004170
What, you mean like a fic?

Or are you actually planning on writing to her. In real life.
For real.
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>>11004170
do it.
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>>11004145
>>11004110
>>11004093
mafia horse
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1917028?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>11004099
Please do
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>>11004176
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>>11004212
Like a fic silly buns
I have yet to do ascend to full spaghetti
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>>11004189

Competition doesn't matter. You put those guys in a scenario worthy of special forces, and they won't be as ready as Delta or DEVGRU. I'm not saying they're shit, I'm saying they haven't seen as much combat.
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>>11004221
do we play as ponies or what?
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Would you watch Attack on Pone?
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>>11004231
Why is AJ so dumb?
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>>11004243
Yes.
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>>11004136
I requested some stuff for a few months after Luna Eclipsed aired, but it never seemed like people liked Pip that much.
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>>11004254
No, I would stop whoever is attacking pone.
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Guys, I think I found a map to fabled Equestria.

Let's organize an expedition.
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>>11004239
Sure, why not.
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>>11001426
>>11001497
Not dead, just dying.
Working on improving and hurting my hands and fucking myself and living the black man's struggle.
I'm also deep in a funk, and I don't mean Parliament.
I was going to draw some ponies today, and I might later. I'm sorry for not showing up/posting much the past few months. I think I'm in a transitional period.
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Pip sure is small
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>>11004115
>>11004178
Llllink?
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>>11003631
Actually, Greek tales actually were quite elastic, and didn't really have much canon to speak of.

For instance, the hero Orion. One version of his story has it that Apollo tricked his sister Artemis into killing him, and in her guilt she hung him among the stars. Another has it that he was chasing the Pliades across the sky forever, or being chased by Scorpio, etc. Point is, yes, you totally can.
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>>11004021
Maybe she thought it was semen
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>>11004243
yes very much so
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>>11004296
Ccan he take the whole battery?
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>>11004296
Is that battery going where I think it's going?
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>>11004262
AJ is so smart she read all those books just by touching them with her snout
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>>11004212
>Dear Princess Celestia,

>I sat on my ass all day in front of a computer today fantasizing about you
>Come over, I need someone
>Please fuck me
>Best wishes,

>Your stalker
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>>11004291
Well I guess I've got one anon's approval
Ill start tomorrow with daily installments
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>>11004296
Every colt should have a theme song.

Pip's is Particle Man.
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>>11004287
>>11004094
>>11004136
Shame really.
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>>11004333
Or she read the covers and surmised that they had nothing to do with Crystal Empire history.
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Why is her ass so fat?
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>>11004136
I had no idea he even liked pip.
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>>11004361
If only his face didn't look somewhat girly here, that'd be unf as fuck
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>>11004295
No one gives a shit. Please go back to being dead.
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>>11004378
i only regret the figure isnt big enough for me to stick my penis in.
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>>11004378
>That has
>fat
Damn man what kinda standards you got?
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>>11004241
They most certainly haven't seen as much action as some others out there, but it's widely recognized that Norway has the most specialized forces out there.
Doesn't matter who's better than who at what anyway, 'cause in the end it will be the Asians/Muslims that will attack.
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I THINK THEY'RE TRYING TO TELL US SOMETHING
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>>11004337
>Dear Princess Celestia,

>If you were my big sister I would wreck your pussy day in and day out.
>I would give you such a monumental boning neither of us would be able to walk for a few days.
>It's a good thing you have wings and can fly but I think I'd be pretty fucked at that point.
>Literally and figuratively.
>Best wishes,

>Your little brother
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>>11004404
>has
ass

durp
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>>11004361
Just think of all the delicious PipxLuna /ss/ that never got drawn.
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Why haven't you stopped watching this terrible show yet, /co/?
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>>11004378
Have you seen how much she eats?
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>>11004371
Or she read them and saw they had nothing to do with apples.
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>>11004428
makes me mad
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>>11004414
Is that soap? C-can I rub my body with pony?
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>>11004193
>you will pay me
I doughnut believe you.
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>>11004431
I haven't actually watched it in a couple weeks.
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>>11004435
What does a crystal apple taste like, anon?
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>>11004428
I'd rather have pip x some filly
/ssloli/ >> /ss/
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>>11004295
Well keep at it.

Though coming back to MLPG was not a good idea.
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>>11004227
I like your OC dooks. She is cute and poofy.
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>>11004414
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>>11004441
I hope so.
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>>11004414
Something about Fluttershy not being involved.
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>>11004414
where is the fluttershy soap? WHERE IS IT?
>>
Motherly
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>>11004482
they're both good
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>>11004435
>Saving an empire for dummies
No apples
>Banishing ancient evils for good-a guide
No apples
>How to find lost ancient relics-and you
No apples GODDAMMIT
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>>11004406

I can't wait until we hear stories about NATO special forces working together
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>>11004400
Thought so.
>>11004484
I never left, anon, I've just been in the art dumps all around. But it looks like people aren't really worried, so I'll be fine.
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>>11004482
>/ssloli/ >> /ss/

This is the worst opinion
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I sure do hope you exercised today, anon.
You'll never go fast sitting at your desk all day!
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>>11004404
A better look
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>>11004435
I'll bet they don't even have crystal apples in the Crystal Empire
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>>11004506
>>11004528
it's just easier to imagine myself as the slutty mare/filly with a colt the same age.
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>>11004406
>>11004241
So, what pony would belong to what special forces team?
Is the Foreign Legion French enough for Rarity to consider joining?
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>>11004414
Fluttershy is a dirty hippy and doesn't bathe?
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>>11004535
Dash I hit the gym and lift every day because if I don't the doctor says my heart will actually explode. I've got the best body of my life, get off my back and in my lap.
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>>11004535
I vowed to never go fast again, Dash. I thought you of all people would respect that.
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>>11004482
I miss renchan
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>>11004535
I'd rather go slow, thank you very much.

>>11004557
Fluttershy will surrender with the Italians.
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>>11004380
He's a certified qt
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>>11004568
Sexy.
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>>11004535
I don't want to go fast though, I have reading to do.
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>>11004535
But dash
I don't want to go fast anymore
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>>11004361
Is Pip a girl here?
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>>11004542
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Where this mafia shit at?
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>>11004515
I am worried though. You're trying to improve, and that's all that matters.
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>>11004624
>Anon's forearm
Jesus christ
is he fucking popeye or something
>>
HORSE WHERE
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>>11004535
I've been on my feet for almost six straight hours, Dash. With about 25 pounds strapped to my back to boot.

Please. Let me rest for a while.
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1917068?password=0549dbfe57bed174b9976b42c2703c7a4c10b921
new horse
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>>11004625
http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1917068?password=0549dbfe57bed174b9976b42c2703c7a4c10b921
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>>11004156
>That room is considered creepy to people
How much of a pussy can you be? Seriously.
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>>11004647
Thanks, anon. I just need to work harder.
IT'S NOT FUN, SOMEONE HELP ME, I'M DYING. I JUST WANT TO DRAW CRAZY CARTOONS, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M DOING I'M DROWNING I SEE THE RABBITS
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>>11004617
M-muh dick
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>>11004587
aaaa
isn't that what came back as flatchan?
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>>11004661
NEIGHBOURS FARM, COME ON!
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>>11003891
>horngasm

unnnnnnf
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>>11004655
>bitch bitch bitch
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>>11004661
Over there.
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>>11004551
I wish I was a slutty mare so I could go around town taking the virginity of every little colt I come across.
I'd love to have multiple little horse dicks poking and rubbing all across my lewd body. Just being able to see those adorable faces full of bliss as they cum in/and all over me would be like heaven.
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>>11004655
Celestia chose the anon who lifts
She's got high standards
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>>11004686
it came back??!!
>>
New horse
>>11004716
>>11004716
>>11004716
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>>11004663
At least you had some Hawaiian Punch to drink, right?
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>>11004677
Then draw crazy cartoons
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>>11004791
I have to do the hard shit if I want to draw crazy cartoons well.
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>>11004675

I know, I think it's rather neat looking.
I'd be fun to stay in there.
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>>11004528
surely /ssloli/ would just be /scp/?
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>>11005491
>/scp/
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So is my faithful student ready to write me some letters?
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>>11005663
Yes~
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>>11005692
So, where shall we begin? The first time I pound your slutty marecunt hard and flood it with spunk? Falling asleep with you wrapped around your princess's throbbing shaft? Waking up in the morning and carrying you to the shower with the royal cock still buried deep inside you?

Or did you have something in mind?
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>>11005769
>Waking up in the morning and carrying you to the shower with the royal cock still buried deep inside you?
unf
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>>11005769
My process of going from anon to your little slutty mare
and the following orgies with the servants
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>>11005825
I do believe the standard procedure is to let you ride on my back as I carry you through the castle, showing you room after room of lewd fetish-fuelled sex between my happy subjects. Taking note of what you find erotic and what you don't by feeling your erection throb against me with every step.

After that we adjourn to the royal bedroom for a little private time~
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>>11005907
Please continue~
I barely remember first day as a student of yours after becoming a mare and after all the fetish fueled sex we had with the other ponies.
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>>11006068
I have to ask - did you keep your cock or are you nothing but a permanently heated, cockhungry cumdump of a mare?
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>>11006107
I went with the full transformation
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>>11006161
Your shaft receding into your newly formed marecunt after your balls pull upwards, that human glans swelling into a plump clit as you feel a sudden emptiness inside you and a burning heat that aches to be soothed?

I'm sure your princess only grows more beautiful as each moment passes, your sopping pussy winking for the first time as I roll only my side, giving you a good look at my swollen shaft.
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>>11006248
At the time I was already impressed by your succulent shaft
After the transformation the only thing I wanted more was to have you rail my fresh sopping wet marecunt
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>>11006315
And hearing you beg me to do so only made me smile warmly and use my magic to levitate you into position. But I do love to take my time on these things, pressing my thick flare to your drooling sex and simply holding it there, letting your need build and preventing you from thrusting backwards until you were squirting hard enough to coat the first entire foot of my cock in your slick juices. Then, I'd roll my hips forward, sinking deep into your marecunt and stretching it wide as my magic continued your transformation into a proper fuckslut. Each inch of cock I fed into your hungry body made you more sensitive and stretchier until I was hilted inside you, my swollen teats pressed against your rump as my heavy balls rest against your back legs.
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>>11006445
unf.
I remember all the juice we left on the floor and I remember that vigorous fucking gave me after my transformation was complete.
and that light ear nibbling, how did you know that was one of my kinks?
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>>11006624
Princess Audio has her ways. Mostly for the way you let out those squeals of bliss as I held you close and lovingly ground my shaft in and out of you, sawing past your sensitive clit and gently taking the tip of your ear between my lips, punctuating thrusts with a tender nibble.

And after I broke you in it's only fitting that I call in my most well hung stallions to line up, letting you choose which turgid horsecocks would fill your holes first.
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>>11006750
I always took a liking to those pegasi stallions, being held upside down and 20ft in the air was hot and fun
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>>11006862
Oh my. Getting spitroasted by a pair of well hung pegasi as they float higher and higher into the air, the vaulted ceiling of my bedchambers giving them plenty of room to maneuver? I'm glad I have wings so that I can soar up to watch, after taking an obscenely well endowed earth stallion up with me. The poor dear has nothing to worry about, but I know that the feeling of being so high up while clinging to my rump puts him on the edge of climax in a heartbeat.
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>>11006996
I always liked the feeling of hot stallion spunk being pumped into me only to drip right back out
The sense of danger also brought me to climaxing, especially when the only thing holding me up was there large cocks
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>>11007207
Did you enjoy when the one in your mouth pulled out and left you dangling from the one balls deep in your marecunt, your tight muscles the only thing stopping you from sliding off of him and falling to the ground below?

Pegasi are nice, but nothing beats an earth pony for a nice, leg-buckling rutting. And when it comes to immense loads, unicorn magic can't be beat. Then again, all these stallions are specially enchanted to gush several gallons a spurt...
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>>11007316
Oh yes~
and I do agree about the earth ponies, the one you left in my chamber was rather good at making me feel like a real mare
His strong body on my mare frame... I couldn't properly explain it, it almost felt like I was his, rather than him being a servant for me
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>>11007493
Ah yes. He's quite good at putting mares through their paces, though sometimes I have to tell him to hold back around the more delicate ones. Thankfully he can go all out on you since you can take it, rutting you for hours at a time until you were breathless and completely unable to think straight. I know from experience that the first few nights as a slutty mare are the most critical - the bigger the cocks and the harder the thrusts the better if you want to develop into a proper dickhungry slut.
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Ya'll niggas gay
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>>11007665
>Pinkie_Well_You're_A_Butt.jpg
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>>11007622
He certainly put me through the ringer
Although I had to admit, cuddling his cock afterwards was certainly special
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>>11007770
I like to make sure my slutty mares have partners with shafts large enough to snuggle up against. That's why I like to set them up with the 'marebreaker' there~

Though I wouldn't leave you too alone for too long. A princess has needs too, and seeing you bounce up and down on my shaft as that stallion's frenzied pounds into my own hungry pussy force my cock deeper and deeper into you is an evening well spent in my book.
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>>11007936
I love his musk and I love your moans when I decided to have a little "taste" of you, your hot royal cream gave me a slight addiction to you.
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>>11008050
Ooh, am I going to be waking up to you suckling on my flare and swirling your tongue around my cumslit in an attempt to tease out a few dozen thick ropes of delicious princess spunk?

I certainly wouldn't mind. So long as you turn around and let me stuff my muzzle into your sopping marecunt, licking and slurping until you flood my mouth with your own juices.
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>>11008247
Oh you can read me like a book~
I'd welcome a little tongue action, if it's anything like I seen in your marem I'd indulge myself on a little face sitting while you're laying there so you can work your magic on my mare bits
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>>11008425
I'd certainly do just that, quite literally as my horn shimmers and you feel a tingling sensation tugging at your pucker. With my muzzle buried inside you my long tongue would lash deep into your sex, grinding into your most sensitive spots as my magic pressed deeper into your ass, working in tandem with my mouth to drive you to as many shuddering climaxes as you could take. And after you'd drank your fill of my thick seed your mouth would be free to show me just how much you're enjoying yourself, howling and panting as I both slake your lust and stoke the fires of your heat. Each climax is both satisfying and teasing, until your body can't take anymore. Completely exhausted, yet aching for a deep, rough rutting.
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>>11008630
unf, you always knew how to treat a mare right, even if it was being a little rough
But there's one thing I really wanted to do and that was to taste the inside of you
I always wanted to feel your cunt against my mouth
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>>11008755
Happy to oblige. Gently, I'd lift you up and set you down on the bed next to me as I roll onto my hooves and stand over you. My cock drooling cum and my balls hanging low, I'd take my time sitting down, pressing my thick lips against your face as I sigh in relaxation, my balls draped over your chest as my lips part and spread over your mouth. Once I was sure in my position I'd lean back, sitting down on your face and gently grinding into your head, my own leaning down to lap the seed from my shaft as it once again grows to full erection.
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>>11008828
I'd start off with gentle, slow licks and simply just enjoying having your wet marevag against my face and then I'd continue with more vigorous and thorough lickings
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>>11008961
Each lash of your tongue would work a little coo from my throat, my grinding getting slowly more forceful as you get deeper and quicker. Soon I'd be slapping my cock against my belly as I rock back and forth, my horn shimmering as I conjure a magical toy to slip over my shaft and roughly pound up and down, hot spurts of pre gushing out to splatter on your belly as I work myself into a rhythm. I'd have to consciously hold back, my own body telling me to grow you a fat marecock so you could pound me senseless and swell my womb with your hot seed. But that's what we have stallions for.
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>>11009087
I wouldn't resist the conjuring of a marecock so I can pleasure my princess even further
But getting stallions is also good a nice hot orgy is always on the menu
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>>11009167
Would you indulge your princess in both, a fat horsecock jutting from your loins so you can stuff your flare deep into her womb as your own holes are offered up to a sea of pent up stallions, their thrusts overpowering yours as they use your shaft to fuck their princess good and hard?
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>>11009217
Yes.
As a faithful student of the princess it's my duty to explore other sexual deviancy
I'd have my tail up high and winking for a stallion to mount me
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>>11009251
And several would jump at the chance, a pair of them squeezing side by side as they slam their thick shafts deep into your marecunt and anus, stretching you wide and pounding in deep. It would only take a few thrusts before I'd lose my composure, wailing as my horn flashed and made your cock lurch fatter and longer inside me, utterly stuffing my womb as my belly visible bulged with your shaft. A passing mare would get yanked into the room and slammed onto my cock as I began to rut her feverishly, my vice-like marecunt muscles locking you balls deep into my womb as I'd swallow a needy stallion's shaft whole. Letting him fuck my throat with reckless abandon, I'd let my magic loose again, making you feel oddly stretchy as your hips grew wider and more capable of withstanding the increasingly frenzied thrusts of the pair pounding you with all their might.

My my, your princess could get out of control if you don't hold her back. Who's to say what you could end up looking like before she was spent?
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>>11009364
I bet she'd give me a nice pair of crotch boobs that are engorged with milk
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>>11009433
Two stallions quickly latching onto your heavy teats, drinking deep as your hips keep widening and growing more resilient to those deep thusts stallion after stallion spear into your holes.

If only you could accommodate more than just two stallions. Sadly, with only two stretchy holes back there you're left with a lot of horny ponies whose nuts are only swelling fatter.
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>>11009489
I'd probably pass out from all the pleasure
I'm calling for a stop here, need to attend to other things and I've already came twice
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>>11009572
>already came twice
<3 <3

Mind letting me know what pushed you over both times? And how hard you spurted?
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>>11009653
Well I first came when you was describing how you'd eat me out and stimulate me with your magic
The second one was from you going wild with the transformation, giving me a marecock,crotch tits and wider hips
Pretty hard, I guess it's because I've been going outside more and drinking water more, I'm on the stacks
My first load landed on my desk and on my keyboard, the second kinda dripped on my hand an on the floor
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>>11009778
Mmh, it's always good to hear things like that. <3

Here's hoping you get a chance to play with your princess in the future~


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