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>>10960800>zecora foodthis worries me
Please take all the newfag shitposters, we don't want them.
I sex her up
So how many artists have left us since the hiatus began?
>>10960815Sometimes I touch myself after I get really mad.
>>10960784get that bitch to bend over for my glorious rock hard cock
>>10960784What can a mere pony teach me?
Ahhh new thread smell. Any draw request?
>>10960830Maybe 2 or 3But I'm pretty sure we have 4 new ones and even more came back
>>10960862There's nothing to draw
>>10960862more of this nigga
>>10960862Draw Big Mac hard at work!
>>10960864I want to pull her tail.
>>10960784Become her worst nightmare.Me and school didn't get along that well,. Too many bad memories keep flooding into my head everytime I'm near a school or a teacher, so I would most likely not get along that well with Cheerilee, even though she only means well.
>>10960886>Big Mac>hard>at workwhen did you get so lewd goattrain>>10960862Seconding~
>>10960784> push her against her desk and rape her when the children are out of the class
>>10960915I assure you, I have no idea what you're talking about.
>>10960862>>10960864More Frankie would be fun.She could even be doing her job as a succubus pony.
anyone know where to buy custom mousepads like this? i need a rarity version
>>10960949Poor Mac, I hope his Sisyphus doesn't get too bad
>>10960965I actually giggled and snorted. Thanks anon.
>>10960959that's a guy, isn't it?
Hey Anon, want a soda?
"You wanna do whut with me?"
>>10960963Isn't this the place where Le Monkey Face came from? I thought that was pretty original.
>>10961027Cosmo needs to show us that grown up Rumblescoot blowjob he's drawn
Odds: streamEvens: sleep
>>10961042Buy an arc welder, I hear you're an expert on that stuff
>>10960820I'm sure it's fine.Maybe oddly spiced.
>>10961009hand it over crystal pon, i've always wanted to drink the 90's
>>10961069But that is a wagon. Silly pony.
>>10961064What kind of stream?
>>10960784Get a massive crush on my teacher.
>>10961064Stream yourself sleeping.
>>10961051El sabor del añejamiento.
Twilight Sparkle is a good horse.
>>10961114What would you consider a bad pony?
>>10961114I can agree to this.
>>10961114If Twilight Sparkle is so great then why won't she solve the world hunger?
>>10961127Disgusting, but perhaps clever
>>10961127Does the author of that article realize that fanfiction's been in publication since fucking sherlock holmes was made? I mean I don't like most fanfiction but it's a fact that it's not something that started with the internet, and it doesn't automatically make it bad writing.
>>10961133Nightmare Moon was an evil pony.
>>10961140>implying there's world hunger in Equestria
>>10961087Animating>>10961096I bet someone out there has a website for that...
>>10961165It is, each year 600000 zebras die of famine
>>10961162But just look at this face.
>>10961178They do. It's my fetish.
>>10961187Of course it is
>>10961127Finally, now fan "authors" can get the monetary recognition that's been reserved for fandom "artists". I see it as a good thing.
>>10961162She does has a nice design, though.
>>10961187Wait are you that guy that wanted sleep rape images?
>>10961114Twilight Sparkle is a good slut
>>10961156It wasn't really being sold over the Internet, not in digital copies at least. Why would anyone pay for fanfiction though is beyond me.
>>10961211No but I'd take them if you have them.
>>10961186>>10961204I never said I didn't like her. She's my favorite villain.
>>10961201You know that there are fanfiction writers who take commissions right?
>>10961180Please, a bunch of shamans and medicine zebras dying from hunger? Zecora can make tea out of thin air.
>>10961156Sherlock Holmes fanfiction was shit, just like all the fanfiction that followed it. It is for lazy authors with no original ideas.
>>10961233No in the Sherlock Holmes' case it was published by a major publisher then later recognized as canon. Seriously this shit has a long, long history.
>>10961217But ponies can't be sluts.
>>10961233People pay for all kinds of crap they don't need.
>>10961245pone cannot live on tea alone
>>10961261You're welcome for that gif.
MLP ingame nicknamesTwilight - Tyraendel Moonsong (Plays RP games, dungeon crawlers, D&D, MMORPG)
>>10961270Pip probably does
>>10961270If she can make tea from nothing she can at least do a raindance to water crops or wave her hand over a tree and make it sprout apples.
>>10961243I'm pretty fond of Chrysalis myself.
>>10961186Nightmare Moon is quite something.
>>10961283Has anyone ever drawn a pony with those kind of markings besides hobo pono?
>>10961304ew, she's magicking all over the place
>>10961270I can so why not ponies?
>>10961250All writing is fanfiction of reality by people who can't accept the world the way it is and try to escape into fantasy.
>>10961327I'm personally excited for new villains!
>>10961304Rainbow dashXx2fast4uxXOnly ever plays Cod. Rage quits when she loses and blames her team.
>>10961327Chrysalis is the best evil horse thing
>>10961319Right, only to have zebra warlords take away the majority of crops. Remember, when you smoke poison joke you are funding the zebra cartels.
>>10961355>people who can't accept the world the way it is and try to escape into fantasy
>>10960464This is a slippery slope, anon!
>>10961399And just so I continue to disappoint
>>10961340You like the blue pony, anon?
>>10961261Exactly, there's no shame in free love.
>>10961407Tumblr pls. Control your mashing of the keyboard.
>>10961371ApplejackNames her character ApplejackPlays farm simulatorsWhat the fuck Applejack, why would you play a game about something you do every day and name your character after yourself?
>>10961448Linkboard is a fagget
>>10961443>She goes on to explain that this way she can see what it's like to farm other crops that her farm can't support. It's like being on a whole differn't farm!
>>10961387The lings were and still are my favorite.
>>10961439free love is too tame for me
>>10961443It's training. If she can't apple in real life, she might as well apple in a game.
>>10961283Can pony defeat Airman?
>>10961474What is love?What is free love?What is boy?What is girl?What is free girl?
>>10961479>Sweetie DropsI will destroy you
>>10961474Yeah, I bet you're a real playa
>>10961434I love the blue pony.Blue pony is mine, no one else's.
>>10961399You should draw Tifa LockhartI know how much you enjoy boobs
>>10961493UNDERSTAND UNDERSTANDUNDERSTAND UNDERSTANDUNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND
HOLY SHIT LAUREN IS BACK!!!!>>10954814>>10954814
>>10961493>What is love?BABY DON'T HURT ME!
>>10961508PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY PERSONAL RESPONSIBILITY
>>10961504I didn't like FF7.
>>10961501What if she tries to introduce you to her sisters?
>>10961519>Lauren is posting in the old thread>Lauren thought up Cheescake poneFigures
>>10961519No I'm not.
>>10961546wow that is a seriously big rainbow-colored log coming out of the big one's ass
>>10961534But. It had a weird scientist guy trying to get a canine to have sex with a chick!
>>10961559You just had to say it
>>10961559Pony eats alot of fiber.
>>10961546Then meet her sisters, silly.
>>10961549>>10961557>>10961563I'm just not a big Final Fantasy fan in general.And I'm more of a Lulu guy
Where will you talk about pone when Moot sells this site to Cheezburger for a million shekels?
>>109615969 > 7this is canon
>>10961588Would you be responsible for your pone?
>>10961605One of the millions of offshoot chans that you know will pop up. Honestly moot should just cash out at this point, the chan community could use a good splintering and the guy deserves a break.
>>10961591Would Dash share you with her sisters?
>>10961612For her, yes!
>>10961619>/v/chan is also the /mlp/chan
>>10961612I tried being responsible once, it was awful
>>10961608Thats the only one I've yet to play.I mean I played the opening but thats it.I wish it would come to PC. I can run PC optimized games but not PS1 Isos
>>10961623>She finds a rainbow colored hair that's just slightly off from her own in your bed>All hell breaks loose
>>10961605We'll all move to r/MLPG
>>10961612"i have never been responsible with anything in my entire life but i would be responsible for a pony."-every brony
>>10961642How are you going to impress pony if you aren't responsible for yourself, anon?
>>10961551>cheesecake pone will never be on the show
>>10961643who the fuck is this guy and why do you keep bringing shit from his personal blog here when its not even pony related
Marker tool is not for drawing. Oops!
>>10961643I am, but I'm not an autist like someone on plebbit. I'm a cool atheist, like Stephen Fry.
>>10961643i'm an atheistbut i'd worship dat ass
>>10961681Anon do I really need to say it?bait
>>10961683That's a cute Rarara.
>>10961683It can be if you want it to.>>10961679Are you studying for tomorrow? You really should be.Unless you finished already, then we should draw.
>>10961694it is a nice ass.
>>10961612I dunno, my waifu is a crazy mare. I don't know if I could handle all her bullshit and I don't want to end like Mrs. Puff on that one episode Hall Monitor of Spongebob.
>>10961710You're a cute Rarara.
>>10961683rarara is prettiest and sexiest pone
> She will never read you a bedtime story and then snuggle with you
>>10961726So, will you draw Big Mac, hard, at work?
>>10961724Ponies whose ass is nicer than Celestia's:Nightmare MoonCadence
>>10961743Dude, I'm not 4 anymore. And I'm not a tree.
>>10961724>>10961760we sunbutt now?
>>10961744I'm waiting on dooks to show up, he needs to clear oC for us.Dooks, le convoco! Sal fuera!
>>10961765>Not being a tree
>>10961671>you'd never be able to impress Cheerileefuck...
>>10961753Anonymous, don't be gross!
>>10961774The mark is updated to a plethora of berries (strawberry, cherry, blueberry, etc.) to reflect all the toppings.And now New York Style Cheesecake has a sister in the form of German Chocolate Cheesecake.
>>10961765> I am not 4 anymore> Watches a cartoon for 4 year old little girlskk mate
Tex you're cool and we like your drawings and I know you're going through an art block or some shit but how long are you going to keep posting with the trip on without bringing anything new to the table knowwhatimsaying?
>>10961789I'm sure you could think of something, anon.odds: streamevens: don't stream
>>10961798oh my god my dick and stomachwait they can't have the same kinda mark
>>10961769why is celestia so sexyshe hardly appears in the show
>>10961813>>10961815Do it faggot.
>>10961813He must become the apple before he can draw the apple.
>>10961795Sorry jeez.I wonder if and when you'll ever draw lewd
>>10961798Oh man we're talking Cheesecake?Favorite Desert of all timea year ago I went to New York for the first time and got a New York Style Cheese cake.Is it bad that I didn't think it was that special?
>>10961832h-holy shit... that look...
>>10961815FUCK YOU TEX DRAW SOMETHING.
>>10961832You vant to fuck your muzer, ja?
>>10961774>>10961798Oh... ok. Fancy. I'd give her try but I never could into appealing stuff... I leave it under maybe leaning for nah.
>>10961753I just imagined Big Mac in several "oh jeez" moments on the farm. Great.
>>10961850something the matter, anon?
>>10961832>that lookShe wants the D badly
This is a Earth pony mare.
>>10961847I didn't mean anything by it, sorry!Define lewd. I've drawn genitals (badly) before, and some suggestive situations, I guess. I haven't drawn out and out porn, though.
>>10961883n-no... everything is just fine... my heart isn't racing or anything like thatfuck, Celestia is the only pony that could probably set me off with just a look.
>>10961883>you will never bathe under a waterfall with celestia
Anon please.Stop staring at my ass
>>10961907She's a hoooot~
>>10961900I guess so
>>10961907I wish to break the high score with an apple mare
>>10961815Tex. Draw Applejack and Apple Leaves talking, please
>>10961907Did Brae just smack her butt?
>>10961883>the princess is making eyes at you>becoming incredibly uncomfortable but lack the courage to go for it because she's the goddamn princessaaaaaaaaaaa
>>10961917You mean like this?
>>10961927I don't like this feel, anon.
>>10961961Holy shit you can do a hand stand?I bet you can't do a cartwheel! Its a contest! GO!
>>10961939fair enough thenit is a neat concept
>>10961907This is a Apple mare.
>>10961908Draw more suggestive, we have enough porn anyway and suggestive is hotter
>>10961994>bridlecheck>saddlecheck>pantiesGET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE
>raining againaww yeah cozy time.
>>10961994Seeing these pones in horse harnesses makes me feel uncomfortable. I guess is how weak white guys feel about saying the word nigger in public surrounded my black people
>>10962009Who's the anon that made that post?
y-you really like me?but i'm so old...
>autofail class due to overlooked attendance clause>class is nearly over and I'm at the headI guess I'll just throw myself at the instructor's mercy.
A girl wanted to come over to my place tonight but I kept changing the subject until she gave up. What's wrong with me?
>>10961443Because. It makes me feel good and I want to remeber this forever.
>>10961994I wanna be a stallion and fuck Earth ponies all day everyday.Only Earth ponies though.
>>10961902>tfw you will never blow-dry and comb celestias fancy space mane
>>10962007It's definitely more enjoyable to me!
>>10962035Your vast experience only makes you all the more interesting.
>>10962009this should go in the pony fandom archivealong with the discovery of derpyand fan reactions during first viewings of episodesi miss watching season 1 episodes for the first time with you guys
>>10962043Maybe you're gay.
>>10962042Offer to do a project to make up for the missed attendance, contrary to belief if you're not an absolute dick the instructors don't want you to fail. Also stop updating your blog status.
Did Dooks died?
>>10961479I thought about this when I saw it, sure they are dicks, but Fluttershy has wings so why not just fly around?
>>10962035Aged to perfection.
>>10962043nothing wrong with thatshe would have just wanted you to do stuff with her when you could have been ponying
>>10962086I hope not!He owes me a drawing!
>>10962086The drug cartels got to him.
>>10961346sometimes it's just too much to handle, anon
Tex is Livestreaming.texdraws
>>10962042You can throw yourself at his ___
>>10962062>turn on the hair dryer>her mane dissipates>shit shit shit shit>"Is something wrong Anon?">"N-no its fine.">blow dry her scalp>"All done!">"Wonderful, please hand me my mirror">shit shit shit
>>10962102Pfff now he's not getting back in here for sure.
>>10962043Nothing. You just had to choose between ponying and getting laid and you made the right choice.
>>10962110But Dooks IS the cartels
>>10962057I wanna fuck them all.Earth pony mares.Pegasus mares.Unicorn mares.Princesses.Maybe even a batpony mare.I wish to sample from the whole gamut of pretty pony ladies.
>>10962140time for the cyanide capsule
>>10962163>I-it's all the rage in Manehatten, I swear!"
>>10962057Earth beaters make the best breeders
thank you for bringing me this smoothieif only there was something i could do to repay you...
>>10961042Teach you the definition of insanity
this is the ship I fap most to
>>10962200I wish to be the cute mare.
Dan, we're gonna' pass time until dooks shows up by making more pony faces.Take everything you learned last night and apply it to a face right now please. I'll be in Tex's stram while I wait for it to be posted.
>>10962200She could let me take a sip from that smoothie. Looks pretty tasty
Have you worshipped your popeny today?
>>10962200Got trading cards?
>>10962163It'll grow back. All will be well again.
wwould you share a scarf with her?
>>10962242While viciously pounding her little filly cunt and filling her womb with hot spunk.
>>10962271>wanting to sexually Renne
post ponies with corsets
>>10962242yesif she's still cold she can wrap herself up in my jacket too
>>10962236oh, you collect these, too?they're fun, but what's a trading card without a friend to trade them witha good, good friend *she nuzzles your cheek*what do
sex with applejack
>>10962322>fucking a cereal
>>10962301i wonder how many friends Celestia haslike REAL friends, not just political dignitary faggots
>>10962332She only trusts twilight and her sister, everyone else is too fake around her. It breaks her heart a little every time the mane 6 bows to her, she just wants to be one of the "gang."
>>10962322Sex with Cadence
>>10962322apples with applejack
>>10962331>you will never eat a bowl of Apple Jacks in which the milk is replaced with jizz
>>10962301>she revered by all of her subjects, but none more than her faithful student twilight sparkleOh, it is so on Twily...
>>10962278>not being attracted to chocolateponeAre you saying she's ugly?!
What is this supposed to be?
>>10962355>S4E7>Celestia comes to Ponyville and just wants to "hang out" with the main six>they have no idea how to just hang out with her>awkwardness all day err day
>>10962331What could we have sex with, your highness?!? A kangaroo?!?
>>10962234>no doritos>no mountain dew
عشرين فى المائة برودة
>>10962385She's real pretty.But I wouldn't fuck her. She's a horse.
>>10962396Rarity caught Twily tooting in the hot tub
>>10962396Has tex ever drawn rarity before? This is the first the time I've seen him do it.
>>10962398sometimes she goes out in disguise
>>10962396Texanon and ponies at the spaMSOB is being kind of a jerk in the stream
>>10962410arabian pones are so pretty
>>10962431I know he did the aborted one of Anon drawing Rarity (badly). What other ones?
http://i.imgur.com/vd3da6x.jpgUNF UNFMAXIMUM UNFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNFUNUNUNFFF
>>10962483>Unable to load imageSay what?
>that last tweet from Lauren
>>10962483where do the holes even go at that angle?
>>10962505Link. I forgot her username.
>>10962483No, bad anon. No Unf.We cute now.
>>10962449Fluer is a very pretty pony.
>>10962453Well he's right though and I believe he is saying this in good faith.
>>10962517What's all this about then?
>>10962515FUCK OFF MARKERKNIGHTDidn't I told you beforeget dunked
>>10962483That's quite fucking retarded but whatever rocks your boat man.
>>10962535I'm guessing she just now got the card
>>10962535/mlp/ made LF a card.I wonder how much brony rage this will generate
>>10962483>those faces>that perspective2/10 would not unf
>Faust got the thank you card version with markerponeIn your face shitposters
>>10962517>second column, half way down
>>10962271>fillyHeyShe's just short
>>10962517>I knew you had a heart in there somewhereDamnation through slight praise.
>>10962546>>10962565oh gosh, what a cutie
>>10962517Does Lauren have a public email? I basically want to write an apology email for all the sperglords in the MLP fandom.
>>10962453>hes being a jerkNot really, hes just pretty straight forward with his criticism instead of wrapping it in lots of nice words.
How fast is this pony?
>>10962627After getting that card, I don't think you need to, really.
Ah damn there was some Snips happening earlier and I missed it.
>>10962627Why would you apologize for idiots you have no control or connection to besides watching a show? She's an adult not a fucking nun.
>>10962616Well...>>10962627You can try her DA account. Also I wouldn't bother on your place. She knows.
>>10962658I really think it's bad that Lauren wanted to make a kids show, and then has to read god damn Fluffy Pony threads.
>>10962653I don't think you missed that much, tbh.
>>10962653That is a slightly cute pone
>>10962653THAT' IS YOUR OWN FUCKING FAULT, SBdraw a discord
>>10962534>SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST LAUREN
>>10962627>>10962658>She's an adult not a fucking nun.This. By sending her an apology your heart is in the right place but it comes off as really degrading when you're doing it to another adult. Like those retards who were telling Lauren that 4chan is no place for her and she shouldn't post here.
>>10962672Oh come on, 1/30 isn't bad, is it?
>>10962549>tfw marker pone will never add you
>>10962549>marker will never be your skype friend
>>10962729fucking this. Faust is a grown women and she's already showen she can put up with it. Don't be faggot and send her an email
>>10962572i was just about to point that out
>>10962762>tfw noone ever bothers talking to you. Then again, I'm invisible all the time.
Where was marker?>>10962796Ew. That's bad.
>>10962809Why don't you try striking up a conversation first?
>>10962809>Then again, I'm invisible all the time.That would kind of impede talking a bit, yes
>>10962809>invisible all the time>bitches about no one talking to himtop lel
>>10962809Just talk to people. Most of them are just as spaghetti as you and are sitting there, silently sobbing everytime the "xxx has come online" sign appears without them getting any new messages
>tfw cheesecake ponethank you anon
>>10962738Haha no sure. It's quite nice picture with well handled light and stuff. It just doesn't do it for me. I hate those small thing showing everywhere. It looks lazy this way. And then I don't porn, that shipping etc.
>>10962771Good. Skype is a botnet with NSA backdoors and shit.
>>10962885oh goshoh man
Maybe I should change my whole identity and go full Lamar?
>>10962885my dicknow we need cheesecake pone showing off that plump behind
middle of lower right quadrant
>>10962885Who made thisand where is the pic of her covered in ice cream
>>10962809>I'm invisible all the timemaybe, I don't know, set it to online?
>>10962860hah, she made it in after alI wonder if there's any bitching about it on /mlp/
>>10962892I read an article lately that they apparently automatically access https linksI make sure to link all the pony porn with https now
>>10962927and an actual chocolate donut
>>10962930Looks like LK's stuff
>>10962967That's LK? Not to be an ass but I assumed he was alot better from how highly everyone talks about him. Must just be a really good guy then.
>>10962726There are a MASSIVE amount of golden nuggets in that thing.>tanks 4 poni fauts>Kevin holding "TANKS FAUST" sign in window>thanks for keeping my life stable- CARLOS>Yes lauren. control the goyim, men can watch little girl cartoons.
>>10962967I thought it was MT.
>>10962483>dildo in her ass seems to go straight through her torso and poke out the opposite sideshouldn't it be pointing up into her or something...?
>>10962860some of these are pretty funny
>>10962860I like the guy who does the Tracy traditional art but holy shit he gets a lot of attention for how "meh" his quality is.
>>10962892What isn't a botnet now anyways?
>>10962989>celestia talking dirtyIs it ge- I... it's kinda hot in here guys. Could you open the windows?
>>10962885I thought you was dead
>>10962995He's a super nice guy, and this is probably just a quick doodle.>>10963028The handwriting looks different from MT's, I think
>>10963037Yeah. Just goes to show, being a popular artist is way more about how much you circlejerk rather than your drawings.
>>10962995>last thread and now this commentawww LKyou have a dedicated hateanon now
>>10963037You could leave us and join /mlp/ and become popular, too!
>>10963007what do you think lauren's vagina and ass smell like
>>10963028Don't worry, I thought the same too
>>10963086>you will never have a hateanonHow do I become a MLPG popular artist?
>>10963086I'm not hating him, I just assumed he was as good as, say noel or something. Like the end boss artist.
>>10963103bags of salty milk and coins
>>10963103Like Lauren Faust
>>10963058>implying I drew it
>>10963102>implying this doesn't work in MLPG to an extent too.
I want to finish this later, but I think that's all I got in me for now.
You know that one thing you really want to be drawn, MLPG? What is it?
>>10963125>Like the end boss artistHe's the end boss for quests
>>10963122hate anons are overrated, besides, they go away if you ignore them anyway.
>>10963153loli x colt
Someone post that comic cover of Twi and Crystalis battlign it out to the death with >Friendship is Magicin the background.
>>10963037>>10963084>>10963102Tracy's popularity is well deserved. His threads were fun as fuck
>>10963124It was a joke gosh
>>10963153oppai loli x stallion
>>10963125He's more of a jack of all trades. He might not be the best artist, but he can also writeAttitude helps loads, too
>>10963153Apple sandwic cuddles with Big Mac big spoon, Anon middle and AJlittle spoon. Suggestive, but not necessarily sexual
>>10963184>oppai loliFuck you, that shit is a contradiction.
>>10963122No idea, but if you ever find out, tell me.I kinda want a hateanon too, they are so cute and adorable.
Cheesecake pony trotting down the street with her frothy tail bobbing in the wind and her dainty snout in the air
>>10963125it's not just being about good at drawing, you gotta know how to write well, tell a good story and most importantly, don't be a fucking assholeFor example, due ot his personality alone, i would touch his penis with my tongue with a smile on my face
>>10963153I just want Applejack at the beach.
>>10963145>more goop poneGolly. Thanks gote trane.
>>10963153octavia cum inflationno, really, that guy requested it so often that I want to see it being drawn nowalso femsombra seducing shining armor
>>10963153>You know that one thing you really want to be drawn, MLPG? What is it?Short comic of Rarity farting at a fancy dress party. No green clouds, or anything gay. Just focusing on her embarrasment during her big moment.
>>10963153how about something nonsexualNightguard cuddling with dayguard
>>10963153Anything good.I can hardly pick up a pencil anymore, and feel awful, especially for the people who requested from me
>>10963237What are the quests that everyone keeps going on about anyway? I took a break from the mlpg after s3 started.
Did y'all hear of this?
>>10963208I drew petshop fanart. Some guy ranted at me for a couple days. Does that count?
>>10963208>you will never have a tiny hateanon pone sitting on your shoulder cussing you out at any given opportunity
>>10963125It looks like it was a doodle.
>>10963237OkThat last part threw me off
>>10963274Yes. I wish they hadn't done that.
>>10963274how long until maxof2sd starts bitching about this?
>>10963251That guy already got a ton of femsombra drawn
>>10963274someone needs to tell her to nut the fuck up.
>>10963310it's /mlp. of cource they're going to do soemthin g butfuck retardlook at how much they got pissed at MLPG being centre
>>10963232>you'll never catch that curvy mare's attention>you'll always be just another bystander to stare and stroke her ego
>>10963292Link the rest of his shit then, been gone too long to have seen his work.
>>10963279Probably.I dont like pets too much though so thats not really an option
>>10963314I've seen that name the past 2 threadsWho is it?
>>10963274>bunchIt was like one or two things, come on!
>>10963328I overwrite files in my "delete me" folder.
>>10963274>here comes the fun police
>>10963326He did?Can you link it?
>>10963274Yeah, they're retarded if they put stuff like that in there. I think it would've been better with just one center picture and tons of 'Anonymous' signatures around it
>>10963274Who is that and why should I care?
>>10963338They look almost unsettingly weird in the show, so I was seeing if I could make them look any better. It didn't work. Also the show's too silly for me to not like and it does get a lot better after the first few episodes.
>>10963382>not Gaben/Stallman 2016Do you even freedums
>>10963371Ha, I was the one that requested the derpy Popsicle way back when, how funny.
>>10963378I found the fact that Merriweather's episodes were also pure shit on LPS hilarious
>>10963378Their heads are so huge and their eyes are so overdesigned>>10963407>Steam>freedums
>>10963375No, I'm serious, I have no idea who that is.
>>10963407Steam is proprietary. RMS would never side with Gaben.
>>10963438Neither do I, that's why I'm assuming it's bait.
>See the montage card>Rainbow Dash covered in cum>Fausticorn in lingerieThis is not going to end well
>>10963331>they got pissed at MLPG being centreWhy?
>>10963432Holy shit, they are. I didn't know he'd written anything for it.
>>10963463>not admitting how awful the eyes areThey're like apertures to hell itself
>>10963491because it was MLPG, beig in the centre of the picture.Yes.That is the exact reason they got angry.
>>10963382>Gabe Newell will never use his billions to buy MLP:FiM characters, so that Lauren can be given free reign to create her own series of movies and finale.
>>10963455Oh, I thought you were calling my post bait. My bad
>>10963499I am not disagreeing with you.
>>10963495And guess which episodes Larson wroteYou know it, the good onesAt the end of the day, the show does not matter. The writers matter
>>10963495Woah hold on a sec, you mean to tell me Merriweather is a guy?
>>10963525>you will never be a filthy rich angel investor for all the deserving creative projects which are overlooked in the pursuit of a quick buck
>>10963512I don't get how they got so mad at that. They did have that one shitposter false flagging for mlpg though.
>>10963534I have a feeling that larson actually gives a shit about the shows he writes
>>10963559>This will never fall apart pretty quickly because creative types tend to not be self driven or reliable in a business sense.
>>10963512That's so incredibly stupidI can't understand how they dislike a place that's mostly kept clean.
>>10963481what montage card?
>>10963153Celestia fucking Freud with a strapon
>>10963570>tfw this is now a rare quality
>>10963562I would not be surprised if it was the same guy that shitposts in our threads
>>10963534A good writer can overshadow a shaky premise.>>10963552Maybe? I have no clue.
>>10963581>creative types tend to not be self drivenwhaaaa?
>>10963153Sapphire Shores in casual gear eating a doughnut.
So...anyone is going to see the EQG premiere?
>>10963525I'm pretty sure he could do that. Hasbro gets to keep the name "My Little Pony", but Lauren gets the characters specifically from FiM. Can you imagine a Lauren Faust S3? And finale movies?
>>10963512Actually, IIRC, they were pretty chill about it. Most realized that to sperg out about Marker's one inclusion was retarded, it was really just one or two noisemakers. In fact, the later thread was pretty chill indeed, with a little casual meta discusion of MLPGwe're not so different, sometimes
>>10960784∇D/(EU) + ΔI ask what the fuck this equation is for.
>>10963332>Sign a container full of caramel and give it to her one day>she ends up wearing it the proceeding night and winks at you sensually
>>10963618I hope so, supposedly there are some of you who are are near of thesehttp://www.screenvision.com/cinema-events/my-little-pony-equestria-girls/
>>10963610Oh sure it's fine for practice or finishing one or two pictures. But when you get into a big project they lose interest after a bit and want to do something else. Part of being creative is having your brain bounce shit around so much that you can come up with off the wall stuff that others couldn't think of. That quality doesn't translate well when you NEED to focus on one thing for an extended period.
>>10963634That's how you open the portal to Equestria. Solve that equation and you can make it there!It's her little test for you.
>>10963153This man, talking casually about sophisticated things with Rarity and brushing her mane for her. Alternatively, Rarity chatting with him on urbane matters while she measures him for a suit.
>>10963583>I can't understand how they dislike a place that's mostly kept clean.>they dislike a place that's mostly kept clean.>a place that's mostly kept clean.>MLPG
>>10963232>>10963332>>10963649...Now boner we discussed this. It's not healthy to want to give either ponies or food the dick.
Am i the only one who has "Lauren Faust" filtered in everything?
>>10963618Ill watch it. Im certain it's gonna be shitty but ill watch it anyway just because
>>10963739yesthis time you really are the only one
>>10963739>Am i the only one
>>10963700His point is fucking retarded, but we are generally better off than them.
>>10963755Well I don't see why not.
>>10963739She's interesting and creative. Actually quite average intelligence I've found, but the point is that she's good at what she does.
>>10963755>inb4 interrogating the new trip
>>10963740With all we've seen, I'm entirely certain it's going to be extremely enjoyable. Not in the ways that the makers are hoping for, but still enjoyable.
>>10963700Note how I said mostlyshoulda said "mostly" to make it apparent how loosely I'm using itbut for god sakes it's /mlp/ here>>10963777I just never thought people cared that much, dube
>>10963755Yes.Yes i would.
>>10963618>discussed 2 deathI'm going to watch it in a stream with you guys
Would you love Baldpone if she loved you, MLPG?
>zaftig femdom Trixie
>>10963755WHO ARE YOU WHO IS YOUR FAVORITE PONE WHAT IS YOUR TUMBLR
howdy gangwhat's the good word
>>10963801why the repost?
>>10963801Am I going to catch the bald if I do?
>>10963801*reposted, wanted to scale down the resolution
>>10963801As I said, I don't see why not.Early baldness runs in our family, so we'll have much to talk about
>>10963815Faust came around the other day, shit was bizzonkers
>>10962086If you mean "died" as "fell asleep deeply for two hours", yeah, I died.>>10962102I got my moral down when people told me they didn't even looked like rocks so I'm super grinding it again.
>>10963712>Try not to be attracted to the luscious, dessert of a pony>She ends up taking a liking to you and over the proceeding days she starts to become ever more closer to you>By the end of the week she's nearly always following you and trying to strike up conversation while her frothy mane and tail look incredibly beautiful on her curvaceous, sweet smelling body
>>10963841is there anything cool that came of that, other than drama?
>>10963795>I just never thought people cared that much, dubesee>>10963629They don't. One or two guys, etc.
>>10963801What does bare pony skin feel like?
fart fart fart faaart
>>10963845Blaming all buddhists for stupid shit one group does is like me blaming you for making a celestia fursuit. Doesn't represent the majority, also bait.
>>10963845>blaming the religion>not the individualNigga is you serious
>>10963843Strike one till what
>>10963845Yeah, it's not like the peacfull islamist havn't blown up a shitton of buddist stuff, right?oh, wait
>>10963854I know that feel. I had to completely scrap my prints project entry. You can do it!
>>10963873Bags of marshmallows
>>10963857>>10963857A-anon, please. I'm a cook. It can only end in tragedy. Or awkward erections everywhere.
>>10963845>>10963882>>10963884>>10963889TIME TO SHITPOST
>>10963857oh godoh fuckwhat do I dodo I ask her out to dinner
>>10963887Strike one until you get a hateanon for no reason and get officially inducted as an MLPG drawfag
Make me pretty, /co/!
>>10963920>asking dessert out to dinnerNigga you crazy
>>10963845HAHAHA TIME FOR SHITPOSTING
>>10963920>"How about we go straight to dessert~"
>woke up in the middle of the night>had a panic attack>a proper one, couldn't breath, heart was pounding, took me a while to settle down again>all of that was inflicted because i had a nightmare>was dreaming that i was organizing a bicycle race for 20 people, but only had 10 bikeswhat the fuck is wrong with me
>>10963935I think this is strike two, I posted a pinkmane pone drawing in an earlier thread
>>10963868She might come back eventually after her little tour across other pony-related websites
>>10963963NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO USE THAT
>>10963989coois she gonna visitfimfictiondo you thinki already know the answer to that
>asked to go buy something at the convenience store>haven't left the house for a month>in the way I see pretty much pic related, sittinng in a street corner>oh god they're gonna want to beat me up>I bet they're laughing at me>one of them starts movign towards me>drenched in sweat at this point>he asks me to give him change for a bill>can't speak properly because I was shitting my pants 3 seconds ago, told him I didn't have any change but sounded like an assholeWhy are things so hard?
>>10963963bicycles are pretty terrifying.
What was the first pone thing you drew?
>/soc/ spammerI just want to ponycan we talk about pony party favors?
>>10964004It's probably a copy paste exactly from there.
>>10963986OOOOHHHHH shitposting! Better respond immediately!
>>10962653Fuck off you shit.
>>10963979you got a tumblr or something?
>>10963979But Pankapa is second best pone
>>10963999Darf if you weren't into such creepy fetishes I'd consider you my favourite writer of the fandom
Christians: 0, forever, and ever, and ever
>>10963999She probably already hasShe claimed she visited lots of pone sites, but only now decided to speak upShe might have seen your stuff
>>10964054it's just who i am, mandon't hate>>10964066somehow i doubt thatdo you think she'd like my short story thing
>>10963954...well I sure could go for something sweet and savory right about now...
>>10963781If I ever met you in real life I could instantly guess you browse 4chan
>>10964048hydrourban.tumblr.comyeah, Trying to put draws on there more often(It's mostly art reblogs atm)
When is humanity going to realize the only way forward is peace?
>>10964066>Faust reading EA's smut ERPI find this concept terrifying
How do I know if a girl's interested in me? What are the clear and even vague signs?
>>10963963>Not making it a two part race where teams of two people have to race across a long distance with each running half the race on the same bike.Do you even organize?
>>10964097either clean that shit up, or make an art blog
>>10964109the one i posted yesterday that likeis languishing in obscuritybecause it doesn't have ponies fucking in itsigh
>>10963941prom queen right here
>>10964097You draw prettyYou can stayYou can choose a free pone as a welcome gift
>>10963920>One day as she's following you, with a deep inhale you turn to her and blurt out that you're interested in taking her on a date>She giggles at this, her whipcream tail shaking in the air as she brings her graham hoof to her mouth, motioning that she'd love too>That night the two of visit the top restaurant in Equestria, acting as friendly and good natured as possible, that is until the question arises in regards as to what to order, as you blort out >>10963954>She blushes at this, looking awfully aroused at such an intrusive and sudden notion while her gasped expression soon turns into a coy smile as she leans over, muttering quietly under her breath>"I'd absolutely love to."
You're riding the bus home, and it stops at a station. Suddenly a group of wasted, shouting, half naked white girls come on, screaming about their genitals.In front of you, you see a young Islamic girl. She turns away in disgust at these creatures, and see the same expression on your face as you look at them with horror.She says:>Why are white girls so degenerate?What do?
>>10964124Well repost it you dingus
>>10963946girl's gotta eat.
>>10964097Make a mod blog with reblogs and an artblog.Not following you till you do that.
>>10964099world's biggest star trek fan right hereif you think star trek is about peace, you and i have been watching different showsstar trek is full of conflict inside and outside the federation
>>10964129Have we already had emasculated subs talking about how they want to be dominated by Sunset Shimmer?
>>10964097You might just want to make a blog for just posting your art and updates
>>10964152I say:Rarity is best pony, and always will be. AJ is worst.
>>10964119*winking*dripping*squatting*pissingit's not that hard
MLPG you are tasked to retool season 2 with a proper introduction and foreshadowing of the Royal Wedding like the Grand Galloping Gala. What does the season entail what are the episodes you would write in order to have the even as a recurring theme.
You are told that you have five years left to live.What do you spend your last years doing?
>>10963832scissorpone needs to hang out with garden pest pone
>>10964182Yes, yes we haveThey will only grow in number when the movie comes out
>>10964202Bears, there better be more bears in season 4.
>>10964181Maybe 3000. Yeah it was totally worth it.
How are you driving lessons coming along?You do realize no girl would ever want you if you dont even have a fucking car, right?
>>10964202I kept thinking the letter the teen dragons threw in the lava during Dragon Quest was gonna be important laterIt could be the first invitation Twilight got, which would mean SA did not forget about her
>>10964152>Stealing from /pol/
Zydrate comes in a little glass vial.
>>10964214So she's going to be the new Chrysalis?
>>10964207draw pony, just as my time is about to end I paint a canvas thanking mlpg for all the good times.
>>10964243why can't girls buy their own cars
>>10964155i never posted it herei don't share my sfw stuff in the mlpgbecause i know the only people who read fanfiction here are the ones who wanna jerk off to itso too everywhere else, i guess
>>10964188Okay, I'll turn this current blog into just an art blog.>>10964167I'll make a modblog soon.>>10964136I want the cutest pone you got!!
>Hi anon! Want to spar? I'll go easy on you ;)
>>10964142>sweatingman.pngmaybe we can try out the cheesecakes.though i doubt it'll be as good as hers.
>>10964280Oh come on, don't be that way
>>10964248That would have been cool
>>10964280>because i know the only people who read fanfiction here are the ones who wanna jerk off to ittfw I'm not real
Winter > SummerProve me wrong dicklickers
>>10964298don't act like i'm not right
>>10964282Cutest pone, coming up!
>>10964282There is one final step for you initiation.Who is best and worst pone?
>>10964312Winter doesn't have as many tits.
>>10964280that's incredibly depressing.
>Modern globalized society>debauchery up the ass>political corruption to unreachable limits>economic retardationPeople seriously believe this is the future?This shit happened before many times, it's one of the many cycles in human history.Anyway, how long until this world order decays completely? I hope to be able to see it in my lifetime.
>>10964312>ponies wear scarves in winterI thin you might be onto something
>>10964318Well, can't force you, I guess
Did you make pon pretty yet?
>>10964336i guess feminism succeeded?
>>10964318this one got pretty good reception. You won't know until you try.
>>10964336It's true, that's why men's friends aren't just nice guys that agree with them on everything, they're assholes to eachother. People like people that challenge them. There's nothing more unhealthy for a person than putting them in an environment where everyone agrees with them.
>>10964282You better love purple.
>reptile found on marsJesus Christ, what does this mean?http://www.buzzfeed.com/samjparker/mars-lizard
>>10964280>I don't existI guess that would explain why no one listens to me
>>10964325YESSS>>10964328This is the best pony and the worst pony is every other pony
>>10964336>girlsOh, good. I only date women with steady, respectable jobs.
>>10964403'cuddling' isn't really what i'd consider earnest fiction, anonall my shit is on my user page if anyone happened to want to read it (spoiler: they don't)
>>10964425GoodGood. Glad to see you like the ponesNow get to drawing!
>>10964243I got my license 7 years ago, anon
I'm here for relationship advice.I'm 20, been going out with this girl for 4 months now. Really like her, she's beautiful, smart, and probably the nicest person I know. Same sense of humour as well. All good.Problem is, I don't know if the relationship is going anywhere. Drunk one night, I told a friend of mine that I loved this girl, he interrogated my GF and she told him that she loved me. I confessed directly a few days later, and she changed her mind apparently.It's a few months later now and still nothing. Also, the relationship isn't very active on the physical level. She has next to no experience and clams up whenever I mention anything sexual.Anyone any experience with something similar? I wasn't kidding, I'm pretty sure I love her (Not that I've a comparison), but I need the feeling of progression, you know?
>>10963900I can tell you the same thing!Don't let the critics let you down, use them as fuel to improve and discover new methods and techniques!You can do it, I believe in you,
Alright anons I feel like drawing pone, request.
>>10964404>There's nothing more unhealthy for a person than putting them in an environment where everyone agrees with them.>church>school>work>home>business>politicsevery avenue of life is filled with people in an environment where everyone agrees with themno wonder the world is so fucked up
>>10964499Pony in gunfight
>>10964499Celestia wing hugging a little girl.
>>10964425Don't ever leave, we got enough drawfags who have left or are taking breaks>purple pony lover>my nigga
>>10964243>automaticHad my license for 5 years now.
>>10964287>With every savory bite, she makes sure to give a show, licking the morsel with her flattened tongue before slowly parting her lips and sucking it down, arcing her head backwards as it slides down her gullet>By the end of it the two of you are content, yet as you reach for the check, she comments that>"Well that was delicious, though, I think I'll treat you with an even better dessert at home, in bed."
>>10964512LITTLE GIRLS IN MY MY LITTLE PONY?!
>>10964512This one sounds fun, starting.
>>10964243I own my own car. Fuck off.
I'm pretty sure I'm going to kill myself todayShould I do it to this song?
>>10964499Princess Luna waking up groggily in the evening.
>>10964521oh godoh godohhh god...m-my mouth's watering already
I used to love music, but now whenever I listen to it it makes me feel anxious and unsettled.Does anyone else get this feeling?
Does anyone else get annoyed by their friends when they talk about sex with you?It just really annoys me when people online or irl complain about their normalfag problems.>baww I haven't had sex in months>baww this girl I'm fucking wants to go steady>baww I'm falling for my friend with benefits and I don't know what to do
>>10964593Depends on the music.
>>10964522I still think that guy looked like Porter Robinson
>>10964593even happy pone music?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QzZwk2lXis
>tfw sucking your own dick just isn't fun anymore
>>10964542Jesus SB just fucking do it.
Everyone around me is getting married. I'm 21 and not married yet, aren't they getting married too early?I'm still setting myself up for a career and should have a comfortable 300k/year job by the time I'm 28. Isn't that what men are supposed to do, get money, then get power, then get your woman?Who gets married at 21? Did your parents help pay for your wedding ceremony or something?
>>10962410No, you can't bomb an online board
>so ded that the /soc/ spam is every other post
>>10962517This isn't showing up on her Twitter page for me...
>>10964617yesafter being told my whole life i'm an unattractive loser, i'm content with my animes and ponies and not wasting time and money on some stupid bimbowhat's wrong with that? i may be a pathetic virgin, but at least i don't have any STDs, child support payments, or girl problems
Have you got a personality disorder? Do you think life is possible without personality disorder?
>>10964681get moneyget powerget poniesno need for a woman
>Fluttershy will never take you into her secret rape dungeon
>>10964763Is that the secret room in the secret knitting room?
>>10964514Guess I'm here forever. What should I draw.
>>10964782She just ties you up with her knits
>>10964782It's actually the same room. The rape dungeon was never used and she ran out of room to put her knitting shit in.
>>10964795Applejack wearing a silly hat
Hey guys what's your fetish?
>>10964795Twilight knocking stuff off shelves with her wings
>>10964593I use to have that problem when I listened to music without headphones on. But then I I ran a late night experimental music show on Saturday nights at my university for 2 years so now I don't really care.Now I've just gotten bored of music after listening to ~5k albums and a thousand or so compositions.
>>10964795Octavia double vag cum inflation
ID'S HABBENINGCLENCH YOUR BUTT CHEECKSOVER 9000 MEGA HITLERS OF OPPRESSION
>>10964836do you fap to it
>>10964763Do I at least get to go to the rape cave?
>>10964414Red Planet had it right.
>>10964853Older women, corruption, transformation and light inflation/expansion
Well, since we're spam city right now I'll put the offer on the table for a vidya stram until it subsides if anyone is interested.
I was rewatching 1.11 and suddenly I became so sad and depressed.>mfw I realized that on my late 20s I have daddy/'freedom' issues>mfw when I can never be 14 again>mfw I was taking things too seriously as a teenager and haven't lived anything in high school years>mfw I am a silent vermin
>>10964899what are you streaming?
>>10964873>BAWWW, DEYS MAKING IT HARDER FOR ME TO BE A RACIST, SEXIST, HOMOPHOBIC TWAT!
>>10964681Never get married until you are financially stable (out of education with a career and a place of your own) Same thing for having a baby. I was NEET until I was 21 after high school and yet now i'm in a much better position than 1/2 of my highschool mates because I didnt knock some chick up/commit any crimes/etc like tons of young adults do.
>>10964903It's never too late.Go climb Mount Everest.
>>10964336>>10964522>>10964562JANITOR I KNOW YOU'RE HEREDO YOUR JOB
>>10964903Maybe you should get a job and move out of your parent's house.
>>10964949>(Dead)Job's done already
>>10964916nothing yet, I was just offering because all the spam.I ain't sticking around here for long since it's keepin' up
>>10964942serious question:why get married at all?
>>10964963Shit, you too?
>>10964970that's the evidencehe still needs to clean up the rest
>>10964984True. I'm not planning to, just saying never do something like that until what I mentioned.
which writer works best for which pon?
>that /mlp/ car is published on EQD>without any cropping of hotglue dashtopbronylel
>>10965012urgh...What's the link to?
>>10965034>scroll of penis enlargementThis is exactly what I'd title a scroll filled with explosive runes
>see girl with nice breasts>she stretches her hands behind her back and pushes her chest forward>want to look at chest, feel that it's too obvious>don't want to look away eitherWhat are you supposed to do?
>>10964414it means there's a rock that looks like a lizard
>>10965101Just look at them, you'll probably never see her again.
>>10965121the /mlp/ card
>Sitting in hallway after school.>Have my headphones on, just chilling to some Five Deez.>Chill>Exams, whole bunch of shit to do, don't care>Five younger girls show up in the little window in the door of the stairwell.>They are staring at me like I am a cage animal.>I hear their obnoxious laughter and talking.>In the cacophony of their stupidity I hear, "Don't do it Lisa!">Door opens>They walk though laughing.>Down the stairs one waves at me.>Laughing>One comes up for one last peek at my general failure of existence.>WTFI AM NOT A FUCKING ANIMAL. SHOW THE SLIGHTEST GOD DAMN BIT OF RESPECT YOU STUPID BITCHES!RAAAAAAAAAAAR!RAAAAAAAAAAAAR!i am pathetic
>>10965143/mlp/ made a card?What for? Is there a link to it so I can see?>>10965154Thanks.
>tfw kicking porn addictionHaven't jerked it in about 3 days. Even seeing porn on 4chan doesn't interest me. What do you need to cut out of your life?
>>10965101weigh them back and forth in your hands, and tell her which one is bigger
>>10965156They were flirting, bro.They think you're cute.Get some self-esteem, geez.
>>10965180Porn, probably coffee, and not getting shit done
>>10965189Yeah, I don't know why they thought sending stuff like that would be a good idea
Is that a guy or a girl?Are they using transgenders for women products now?
>>10965255>Faust more mature than a woman twice her age
pony caught you 'mirin
>tfw you find the qt you've been looking for>tfw she likes you back
Why do people equate Mando to Herbet anyways?He liked boys.
Speaking of whichI remember someone saying they would do art for this. Did anything ever come out of it?
I want to smell a girl's crotch so bad. But I know I'll never be able to or I'd be disappointed by the actual smell.What kind of nice smells that you could imagine coming from an imaginary girl's pussy, other than stuff like cinnamon or roses?
>>10965189At least she acting like an adult unlike some of the people there.The card was pretty cute even with all of it's bad shit.
>>10965290The ass was fat. I couldn't help myself.
>>10965298>caring about Mando>ever
>tfw male virgin without a car, a license, a degree, a job, tatoos, and has never did drugs before.I'm the definition of a loser.
>>10965189>your mom will never defend you on the internet thank fucking god, how embarrassing would that be?
>>10965290Impossible. My glances are too stealthy.
Does anyone here have tips on renting apartments? I'm going to move out of my parents place soon and try to find a place of my own, but I'm wondering how to 'start' and if you guys have any tips. Do I just google it and try my luck? Is it possible to haggle down the price? Should I search for furnished or unfurnished? What's 'let agreed' mean?I'm pretty clueless on what I'm supposed to do, I've never rented before. I'm not even sure what is considered too much or too little to rent.
>>10965290Well it's kind of fucking impossible not to stare when it occupies most of my sight range
>>10965356well on the bright side, at least you don't have any tattoosThey're always a mistake
>bronies getting mad because Faust is acting like a mature adultShe's so cool. I wish I could chill with her.
>tfw every now and again, a bad high school memory rolls through your mind and throws you in a state of sadness, grief, and anger for at least half an hourFuck those bunch of cunts.
>>10965332I'm glad your drawing made itYou did a gub jerb
>>10965346I don't like Mando.But the bronies who obsess over him are worse than Mando.
>>10965189I hate it when people like StandbyPlease and Snapai paint shit up like it's a terrorist attack and Tweet it to every social justice league member and big fandom name involved in attempts to stir shit up.
What did you eat today?>Breakfast: can of tuna>Lunch: a liter of water>Dinner: avocado slicesYour turn.
>>10965445Agreed, basically the same as people that feel inclined to whine about ponies at every given opportunity
>>10965409I have do admit, she got a lot of respect points for that. Sure doesn't even use that internet that much and she handles herself better than 99% of the people in this fandom.
>>10965409>that passive agressivenessThe best part is that this whole ordeal will just make her want to stay on /mlp/ since all the other pony communities are proving themselves to be a bunch of douchebags
>>10965446And that's just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to Snapai.
Daily reminder that one of the wealthiest white women on the planet is marrying a black man.The black man shes marrying is also a rapper.
Mando sounds like a type of fruit.
>>10965425With all the trouble that came out of it, I wished I'd never of drawn it.But all well that ends well glad it made it too.
>>10965154>Rose's Discord was used>By GreeceWHEN WILL HER TORMENT END
>>10965488nice wild fire recolor
is it true that men under 6ft get no respect in society?
>>10965446are those the people that run the fuck no ponies tumblrs?
>>10965470Breakfast: Leftover pizzaLunch: nothingDinner: not sure. I think we agreed on Chinese, but...
FUCKI NEED A DRINKALL OUTSTORES CLOSEDFUCK FUCK FUCK ;_;sry I needed to vent
I think it's broken......can we fix it?
>manual spam>/soc/ spam to boothow depressing and uneventfull does your life even need to be
>>10965598fuck off gore
>>10965500who the fuck is dat bitch
>>10965598At this point it'd be better to just start over
>>10965526respect is overrated