OLD HORSE: >>10932977seriously stop being directed to other threads, you should knwo better by nowlet us pony, and talk abotu the comic too I guess
GeneralL?
>tfw I was busy with a client and missed based Faust
>>10938429Is that a gal I see? No, it's just a fallacy!
>>10938442should've tried harder
>>10938429I meant to do the mistype, really. It;s not like I was creatging a actual thread just for you or anything, b-baka
https://2chru.net/b/res/226041.html>russians
>>10938419>Even the Ruskies are into that shit.I just don't know anymore...
>gg posted in the false thread>everyone moved thereFOOLS
>>10938442you weren't ponying hard enough
>>10938455I was busy with Proctor and Gamble. Can't back out of that
>>10938480Yes! Keep GG and his fankids away!
>>10938442>working on Memorial Daycool job bro
>>10938451Better a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy?>>10938456Pony is good enough!
>>10938498Other than a huge shitstorm you didn't miss that much, it was a total chaos.
GENTLEMENLET US WORSTPONE
>>10938514I still think the Spy should be crabwalking.
>>10938476wat
TA DA
>>10938544You know it's really weird to see a typeface on your picture, but if you're in a public place I guess you have less time to write your text as usual.
>not printing out and hanging all of 4chan's "Thank you Lauren Faust" cards on your wall of printed out MLPG posts
>>10938544alrightnow let them discuss about their cutie marksnon sexually, with lots of innuendo
>>10938531But purplewinghorn is in my top 5, at least.
>>10938559I don't want to be more autistic than I already am.
>>10938531noshe is best pone
>>10938544GG are you...are you poning from the public library?
>>10938559
>tfw Libman or Ashleigh will never open a vine accountOh well, have best VA with a Vine account for nowhttp://derpy.me/kvZIt
>>10938544GG why are you at a library
>>10938574>jewhating>gypsyPick one.
>>10938567>tfw ciircuit is ded
>>10938603wtf is vine
>>10938442>>10938498YHATZEE CROWAL DUMPING TIME
>>10938559But I have to keep my wall clear for posts from Anons!
>>10938618Lets you record small clips that loop indefinitelyTara, Tabitha and I think Peter New use it
>>10938622no
>>10938544I like it, but the text looks like it was cut and pasted from a word document. Why aren't you just writing it in? Also, is it true you went to the hospital?
>>10938413>Thousands of years later Twi and Spike have outlived every other main character.>Spike began leading the Dragons While Twi leads the ponies>A boom in the Dragon population leads to land disputes.>Spike pleads to Twi for land and she gives him a mountain range on the edge of Equestria>Several years later pones have expanded to the bases of the mountain range and are instigating land disputes>Twi refuses to lift a hoof to stop them>Spike lets his people defend their lands>A deep bitterness forms between the two
>>10938577Chrom, please.Just got that game. No money for the DLC missions and fancy classes, though.
>>10938442>>10938498>>10938622I fucking love you.
>>10938648>outlivedbut that's explicitly not going to happen
>>10938574>that pic
>>10938544You might like this story, gg.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/755/on-a-cross-and-arrow
>>10938584>>10938608we make do with what we have and where we arenothing could keep me away from you for long MLPG
>>10938648Gotta be the broniest thing I've read today
>>10938650enjoy your waifu wars, I'm having a lot of fun with it.
>>10938681Are you drawing these pony pictures publicly?
>>10938681i luv u Gigi~
>>10938681wait, you outta house and home againwhy on earth didn't you update your tumblr about it
>>10938681GG you're making me blush
>>10938650Have fun with it, I got it last week.
>>10938664well, if Twi becomes un-alicorned that'd mean Spike'd outlive her and the rest of the elements.remember, for dragons several thousand years qualifies as a nap!
>>10938681OH GGI LOVE YOU
>>10938681TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED I NEED TO KNOWOR POST IT ON TUMBLR SO PEOPLE WON'T GET MAD BECAUSE NOT PONE
>>10938702>GG is drawing these in public.>They get to see the uncensored pics before he censors them.
>>10938714I WANT APPLEJACK TO COOK SOME PORKCHOPS
I'm askin' questions again in preparation for Pony Crossing this weekend.Would you like the town to be pon only? Or are other animals ok as well?What are your thoughts on being presented a town map that you can use for exploration?Would you like the Mayor mechanic from New Leaf?I'm planning this on being heavily based on interaction and player choice, what are other elements I could use that would fit that idea? Player gender is indeed going to be selected at the beginning.
Oh man it's GG's dick sucking time? Where's the line?
>>10938681I hope you're feeling better, man
>>10938720well, faggots, get to work.
>>10938730i don't think that's how--you know, I just don't know with him
>>10938743Right behind me you passive agressive asswipe.
>>10938730>small child in the library>notices GG>oh, he's drawing pon-
>>10938459>Пруф присутствия weggies на дваче.>also russian text and shit>baby talk in the middle of it
Can we stop fucking up the thrads
>>10938774ahuahuhueheu
>>10938782*all thisfuck.
>>10938774>Applejack_watches_Tex_eat_a_nectarine.gif
>>10938774why does the border around AJ's hair look like cinnamon sprinkles
>>10938800gif compression methinks.
sex with applejack
>>10938800its easy to see why applejacks is #1 with chossy kids
>>10938782>No, there is certainly a fit guys with his view on the subject, all that. But there are those who first learned of the boards of vkontaktovskih Fors, where they hammered into his head that "Trolling - this is for real kids" and that trolling is the send all fuck, taxation mat, with high-rise and multi-family. And even those accustomed to the realities sosachevskim believe that every board should be such.>Okay, this is my verbal diarrhea started.Fucking Russians.
What is going on here?
>>10938866sex with applejack in heat
>>109388662lewd
>>10938876asking about guidlines/ground rules for quest. Not getting responses like a boss.
>>10938876#HYPE#ITS HAPPENING
>>10938800Because she just realized why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch
>>10938899what quest
hello mlpg
>>10938911this one >>10938742happening on friday
>>10938890sex with applejack in heat during a tornado
>>10938921hi bestyellow
>>10938921Hello Shy
Knight's Templar is your friend, Volođa Putinski is your enemy.
>>10938899HEY TAN DO YOU HAVE A SKYPE ACCOUNT
>>10938921
>>10938921High Rainbow Dash
>>10938937bioshock infinite 2 pls go
>>10938921hello yellowquiet
>>10938937what
>>10938774>kids being exposed to pony smut
>>10938947...when did fluttershy have a driver's license?>dash being mad in the backgroundoh it's from MMDW, no wonder i don't remember it
>>10938963Oh god that thread.
>>10938742Other animals are ok as long as the fit within the show. Gryphons, zebras, maybe a dragon. No dogs or cats or anything though preferably>Town mapI think we should have to make our own by exploring, or earn it, instead of being handed it right away>Mayor mechanicI haven't heard enough about new leaf to know what that entails
>>10938963>their lives ruined just like the 80s/90s kids who watched nothing but cartoons with furries in themAnother generation lost.
>>10938957What on earth are you talking about?>>10938962Knight's Templar = Fascism, Volođa Putinski = New-Communism.
>>10938942yes but I barely use it. I mostly use teamspeak3 right now, but I can give it to you if you want.my old one got shared around with a bunch of guys I didn't know and got spambotted into oblivion so I made a new one.
>>10938921Hello bestpony
>>10938985There...there was a thread about showing pony porn to kids?
Hey MLPG, has the board invasion ceased yet? I got on pretty early today and it was a fucking disaster.Is everything back to normal now?
>>10938994So MLP characters are the new Gadget, Sonic, Minerva Mink, etc.?
>>10939012>a thread>a>as in only one
>>10939026WhatDon't tell me there's a general
>>10939023What board invasion?
>>10939023No, anon, we're still not back on /co/
>>10939041I think he is talking about the Laurengate.
>>10939012>>10939036It was a thread where people posted porn on Omegle and watched people's reactions
>>10939023Summer hasn't even started yet
>>10939023Hasn't that been going on for a month now?
>>10939057OhThat's nothing new
>>10939041There was massive dubs threads and though pretty weak very numerous troll threads all over the place. I saw like 15 dubs threads on the catalog.
>>10938742Other animals: like griffons and diamond dogs, or just general like AC?Would you draw a diamond dog Isabelle?A map might be nice after we've explored a bit.It seems interesting, but I don't know if it'd be too much for the quest or not.
>>10939062I mean LaurenGate.The close aftermath was a huge disaster.
>>10939012/mlp/ had some fun in Omegle some time ago.
So, my horse head mask came in the mail... what do?
>>10939086Oh yeah, I forgot about diamond dogs for my post:>>10938992Yeah diamond dogs'd be cool
>>10939100Sell it and buy a real pony
>>10939100Go to attention whore on /soc/.
>>10939100buy the Drive scorpion jacket and go to Bronycon wearing both
>>10939100danceconstantly
>>10939100
>microseries FS preview>That secret roomBitch be insane
>>10938992thanks. Basically, I'd use the mayor mechanic by letting the player become the mayor, giving them more freedom and p otential setup for certain things. At least, that's what I was thinking.>>10939086I was thinking both pony creatures and AC standards together but that's why I'm asking.
>>10939155>Fluttershy has a secret rape dungeon
>>10939169stupid email field
>>10939155>that fucking gremlin
>>10939025>Gadget, Sonic, Minerva MinkNOTHING will ever be the new GadgetNot even ponies
>>10939155Well at least they're using her freaky knowledge of sewing for something finally
>>10939191>She's so poor she has to knit her sex toys
>>10939219>yarn anal beads
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4Ks5j1vjhoWould you serenade your pony before you ponied her?
>>10939209Have you asked your local ten-year-old boy?
>>10939235
>>10939092god that was great
>>10939235>Made from whole yarns
>>10939235>yarn gimp suit
>>10939219>chamber of extreme knittingholy shit, Comix Fluttershy is the best thing ever
>>10939235oh godand they are shaped like rarity's cutie markoh godOH GOD
>>10939092Whoever causes one of these little ones who believe in me to sin, it would be better for him if a great millstone were hung around his neck and he were thrown into the sea.
>>10939100wear it at your highschool and you can become known as the epic random horsemask brony.
>>10939269
>>10939298IMMINENT UNF
>>10939298>Fluttershy's secret lifeI've always wanted to see this.When does she start listening to gangsta rap?
>>10939298
>>10939298Are they going to fuck?
>>10939295>you will never beat up the weird horse mask kid for wearing a fucking horse mask
>>10939209>Minerva Minkha, i just jacked it to her recently but i never saw the show
>>10939298>>10939329...It really is a secret rape dungeon. Fluttershy is a scary pony.
>>10939329Then there's >>10939219 and >>10939155Then
>>10939219>Extreme knitting.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sf8cM7f6P2I
>>10938544Uncensored where
>>10939342She only had, maybe, two appearances on Animaniacs and that was it.
>>10939363>yellowquiet feels the same way about her knitting as i do about my writingwelp
Guys, how do I make my OC brony famous??
>>10939329
>>10939363And that's the entire preview
>>10939402Klondork
Would Dash be aggressive about trying to get into a relationship?
>>10939402check out what lamar is doing. that is the right path to brony fame.
>>10939448She'll want sex all the time
>tfw I am also doing this
Hey MLPG.I've been thinking about Pretty Princess Quest and I think I'm having the same issue with it that I had with the last one. It just doesnt seem to be all that fun for people, so its just kinda slogging along. It keep doing it to hope things pick up, but it seems pretty obvious that's not going to happen and I'm thinking of just dropping it all together. Quit questing for good. Its harder to get noticed and players then it used to be and unless you're exceptional or doing something different (which I am not) it just doesnt really get going, so I think that's all there is to it. And honestly the sheer amount of quests, both on /mlp/ and the sub, makes me think it probably doesnt matter at all.However I did enjoy doing the dramatic reading of Fallout Equestria the other night and I think a few of you did too, so I'm considering doing that as a regular thing instead. I want to be a voice actor and this can't hurt as a general practice reading copy, more so then the sporadic Vocaroo threads on /co/. Plus its fun. What do you guys think?Also how about a joke?Gee, it sure was nice that Lauren Faust was on the board yesterday and answered some questions. It's great finally hearing some facts about the show and other stuff straight from the horses mouth!
>>10939363Can someone take that last Fluttershy and put a caption under her, please?
>>10939474Why?
>>10939363>HURR I'M SHY
Man I feel kinda bad for Inky>>10939178
>>10939530Because
>>10939530Because she does a lot of steroids
Also can't wait for issue #8
>>10939520Did you run the quest in /mlp/? Why not do it in the sub?
>>10939520I'm sorry to hear about your quest, but yes, please do more dramatic readings>Jokeno fuck you plz no
>>10939520I'd participate in your quest if you weren't such an annoying faggot all the time. No really I would.
>>10939520I'm sorry I could never get synced with your schedule, SB. I wanted to have fun. Have you tried just writing some fanfiction? Tried some smaller scale projects?
>>10939564Moons over my pony
>>10939564Really excited about it
>tfw i still haven't read any of the comix since the bugpone arcwhat should i read and what should i skip?
>>10939567I'd tell him what I really think if he wasn't a drunk and horribly depressed all the time
>>10939596SKip the dash micro read everything else
>>10939596dashmicro is brony shit
>>10939545>we won't be including OCs>OP image already has multiple OCs in itheh
>>10939596Main comic, all of it.Rarity micro.You can catch up on the other two if you feel like it.
>>10939540That's my name. Don't wear it out. please...
>>10939594>hatless AJdropped
>>10939596Read the Dash micro, kill these two giga-bronies here>>10939610>>10939615then read everything else
>>10939596Main comics are greatTwilight microseries has good writing but horrible art Still good toughDash microseries has good art and fuck-everything-horrible writing. It has some good parts. I guess you could pretend it's fanfiction written by DashRarity micro is GOAT
>>10939594even Ponka can't say Panka right.
>>10939639>dashfagslel
>>10939594dammit AJ, why do you gotta look so cool all the time?
>>10939596They're all worth reading. It's only 10 or so issues altogether.
>>10939648>implying any of the comics have good writing
>>10939676DINK!
>>10939558>>10939561I imagine sex with Dash to be very vanilla for some reason.
>>10939676I think AJ is the coolest pony.
>>10939676
>>10939696
>>10939701Well, it'd be moreso than with Fluttershy, anyway.
>>10939702>>10939676>being affected by Apple's reality distortion fieldDamn Applefags
>>10939702She's pretty chill.
>>10939545Wait, no Marker pony on the card?that's pretty fuckin' gay. I mean, at least one of those little tiles would do.
>>10939545That's really shitty of them.Though if there are no OCs allowed, what about Fausticorn?
This pic is gonna get a lot of use I think.
How aware are bronies of mlpg?
>>10939676Applejack always dresses in style
>>10939745I laughed
>>10939768>KlondikeLAUGHTER
http://e621.net/post/show/331081/
>>10939734I am not an Applefag, I just think she is the coolest pony.
>>10939764Man this would be good to use everywhere on 4chanBut >ponies
>>10939768>Klondike mentioned alognside all those other namesI never knew he was brony famous
>>10939768>you will never be a brony celebrity
>>10939768If they mentioned us in a wiki it would be a footnote saying "mostly harmless".
>>10939845But we do have our own page in a wikihttp://gyropedia.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_General
>>10939730Nah, I think Fluttershy would be like, she'd be so submissive that she couldn't enjoy it.
>>10939764that pose is cool as fuck and it's sexy.
>>10939823Why would you want to be known in a community of simple-minded ignoramuses?
>>10939751http://gifsound.com/?gif=http%3A%2F%2Fiambrony.jsmart.web.id%2Fmlp%2Fgif%2F190156__UNOPT__safe_animated_wet_spoiler-s03e08_shake.gif%3F1356718193&sound=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DBk3sLHZzZRI&start=0
>>10939701you can always ask xieril how it was
>>10939845I need to read those books again
>>10939875>pony with a rape dungeon>more vanilla than Dash
>>10939910I wish Adams had lived longer, I'd have liked to have read his own follow-up to Mostly Harmless.
>That great feel when she answered my question
>>10939889Because in the city of the blind the one eyed man is king.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lpQ3bWxAgoo
http://www.cnn.com/2013/05/28/health/france-coronavirus-death/index.html?hpt=hp_t1Oh shit guys.
>>10939889>tfw do enough stuff it would be easy to be almost famous in the fandom if every little thing weren't under a different alias. >tfw could have been, but don't wanna>tfw no one will believe me but don't care.
>>10939823Anon, have you heard of our friend, Fluffy?
>>10939955If that was true, Breivik would be king of Norway.
>>10939958scorpio are you trying to seduce me
>>10939874I'm still impressed at how unbiased Ponychan is, of all groups, in making an article about MLPG. They don't try to play off the origins of this whole ridiculous fandom.Getting other people to accept the fact, however, is an entirely different story.
>>10939958I started replaying Superstar Saga because one of you dorks keeps posting that song.
>>10939958
>>10939954it was a good question anon. You didn't ask her a sperging brony question. You didn't beg for information you 'needed' to know. You asked her a question she wanted to answer. You asked her a question that was for her.Well done anon.
>>10939974he hate better artists like Tiara
>>10939987She is ready for battle commands, anon.
>>10939949Didn't read the sixth book.How was it?
>>10939565I started it on the sub, but was told to do it on /mlp/ in the hopes of getting more traffic. There really wasnt much of a difference, but thats my fault more then anything.>>10939581I have. In fact I tried and failed repeatedly to salvage quests by just making them into a straight fanfic, but I think its pretty obvious to everyone writing just isnt my thing. You have to practice something to get good and I just don't care all that much to get good at writing. I'd much rather practice something I want to do for MLPG, like sounding like a faggot reading fanfiction.Speaking of which, if people are still on board for more dramatic story times, I'm all for it. I COULD do some tonight in a bit, but its kinda sudden and this seems like it would be better to schedule, probably as a once or twice a week thing. And unless someone has a better suggestion, I'll probably continue through Fallout Equestria. Its.....something. Gives me an excuse to actually get around reading something so infamous >>10939567>>10939597Sorry
>>10939545no OCs sounds like a pretty damn good rule to me. im surprised /mlp/ is following it
>>10940033>Fight>Apple
>>10940027No I mean do you know his story? Because if not, it's definitely a tale with a lesson to be learned.
>>10940023>You didn't ask her a sperging brony questionthis is a board for ponies, pony questions are ok.
>>10940072
>>10939949>>10940038Hold up. I have yet to see a HHG/pony crossover of any kind. What's the deal with that? Where's all the Arthur dent in equestria fanfiction? Where are the mostly harmless ponies?
>>10939954nice question anon.it was embarrassing to see stupid questions from mlpg tripfags like dooks.
>>10940087I think you missed the point there.
>>10940123I think YOU missed the point there.
>>10940063I agree you should try to schedule it. Weekends work a lot better for me if you're going to be doing them late at night. But I'm just one of many
>>10940087>lauren got a ton of people asking what her favorite pony wasthat was awful
>>10939991ponychan is a splinter cell from /b/ which we know is a splinter cell from /co/so a lot of the old poster from /co/ made it, im talking years ago though
>>10940136>Tracy wanted her to draw his OC.>For a Q&A thread.
>>10940097There are some drawings and fics
>>10940087there were endless bronies asking what faust thought of fanart, fan videos and fanfiction and their own OCs.i would call those sperging brony questions
>>10940097There was one once that had Pinkie Pie basocally taking Ford's place, and I think taking the other main 6 along and such.Never read it myself, though. So Long and Thanks For All the Ponies or similar was the title.
Tell me your secrets.
>>10940136It's fucking obvious it's Dash
>>10940119Can't win them all
>>10940201I'm a horse
>>10940088>Fight>Apple
What if you were your favorite pony's favorite human?
>>10940226
>>10940232>favorite human?But pony has no knowledge of me
>>10940232I would be really happy
>>10940241
>>10940232>.gif
>>10940164>>10940185>Asking for fan art>when she said she was traveling and in a hotel
>>10940264Pony knows everything about you, she watches My Big Human
>>10940203>motherly Celestiamuh fetish...
>>10940201I am the target audience
>all the nerds asking for faust to start a kickstarter for galaxy girls>faust even said herself it was never ment to be a show, they werent designed for itwhy do bronies think galaxy girls would be any good?
>>10940290Here then
>>10940267Those are some thick thighs.
>>10940201i am not a huge fan of mylittlepony anymorei only come here to complain how bad it has become
>>10940241>>10940088>>10940033>>10939958>>10940269We should try to make a Superstar clone.
>>10940264We're all background humans on My Little Human.
>>10940314Because Faust is the messiah oof cartoons and everything related to her is golden.Writers? Storyboarders? Animators? HA. Only Faust is the reason cartoons is good.
>>10940354Wow, stop posting any time. Doomsaying is reserved for the actual fans.
>>10940314That kind of surprised me, I could've sworn I read something from her awhile back saying she was trying to get it sold off as a cartoon series
>>10940201Ponies and ponies and ponies and ponies
>>10940131I guess I could just do it around the usually questing times Friday and/or Saturday, though apparently that was an issue in the first place.What times and days are good for people?
>>10940384Giddy up giddy up giddy up up
>>10940203>motherly>looking like she's creaming herself
>>10940381She wants it as a toy and doll series, but the best way to finance that is be having an associated cartoon, but she doesnt want to make a crap cheap cartoon, so she's kinda stuck
>>10940361WaitThen who are the main characters?
>>10940201I've got a big dickBut I'm trying to make it bigger
>>10940300why does she look so angry at twilight
I just want to hug pony and cry
>>10940201I came back yesterday, after not coming on since the Discord redemption episode, only because someone on /sp/ said Faust was posting on here. Now for some reason I find myself back here tonight.
>>10940464Jackie ChanJackie ChanJackie ChanAl Gore
>>10940473Pony doesn't want no scrub
>>10940470She was reading when Twilight got all up in her business and fell asleep.Don't you have a cat? Its like that
>>10940464Jackie Chan is one of them. He recently became a prince.
>>10940232Silly purple pone, I'm the only human you know
>>10940490Have fun Have you seen the rest of the episodes and the comics?
>>10940473http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRZWamz40co
>>10940464Truman
>>10940490Welcome home.
>>10940514tex what did you do with applejack's hatwhere is her hat tex
>>10940464You mean the MAN six?
>>10940514>>10940540>>10940494Then how does pony know about ME? I've never been in the background of any of these peopleAnd why would pony settle for me when they could have Jackie Chan?
>>10940473>Your favorite pony will never try to cheer you up;_;
>>10940514Hey Tex have you drawn that ponies at spa with Texanon thing?
>>10940514>Every little Jackie wants to become a prince
>>10940558Derpy ate it again didn't she.
We jigglin'?
>>10940583Pony knows that Jackie Chan doesn't want trabble
>>10940563I hope you step on a lego
>>10940469How?
>>10940521Nope. I quit after the Discord episode. I laughed when my friend told me about Twilicorn. I laughed even harder when he told me about Equestria Girls or whatever. Then I came by and laughed, stopped by the General for a while, and now I'm back here since it's my day off. It's nice to see it hasn't changed.
>>10940597I don't know, are we?
The Show Stoppers is the best episode of Season 1.
>>10940612>Le epin steppin on a lego maymay xd
>>10940588Finished? No. All I did today was yard work and MLPG. If I can have the rest of my night to myself it's possible.
Is your pony safe for work?
>>10940597Yes.
>>10940648wow stop
>>10940629Nigga I say you watch them. Twilycorn episode has some good songs. It's a fucking musical.But it's your choice.If you decide to watch them tough, which I recommend, watch Games Pony Play before Just for Sidekicks.
>>10940201I have become indifferent with MLP and have been coming to /mlp/ less and less
>>10940648Terse shut up
>>10940666
>>10940612I hope you forget to save the game after a tough pokemon battle and your batteries run out.
>>10940695>watch Games Pony Play before Just for Sidekicks.this so hardit should have been their real episode order
I DONT EVEN WATCH THE SHOW
Earth Pony Attacks:Lv 1: Hoof Kick - 25% Power Lv 2: Debris Launch - 15% Power + StunLv 3: High Drop Kick - 50% Power + Armor BreakLv 4: 100x Kicks - 75% Power + Attacks all EnemiesPegasus Attacks:Lv 1: Feather Shot - 15% Power + Attacks all EnemiesLv 2: Wing Blade - 50% Power Lv 3: Tornado Spin - 30% Power + Attacks all Enemies + Speed DownLv 4: Lightning Crash - 50% Power + Attacks all Enemies + Armor BreakUnicorn Attacks:Lv 1: Horn Jab - 20% Power + Armor BreakLv 2: Magic Sword - 25% Power + StunLv 3: Mana Beam - 50% Power + Armor BreakLv 4: Mana Bomb - 75% Power + Attacks all EnemiesSea Pony Attacks(unlocked after clearing easy mode):Lv 1: Aqua Shot - 10% Power + Stun Lv 2: Dolphin Jump - 20% Power + Stun Lv 3: Whirlpool - 30% Power + Attacks all Enemies + StunLv 4: Tidal Wave -45% Power + Attacks all Enemies + StunPony Bot Attacks(unlocked after clearing medium mode):Lv 1: Electric Discharge - 15% Power + Armor BreakLv 2: Minigun - 30% Power + Armor Break + Attacks all EnemiesLv 3: Cybernetic Lazer - 45% Power + Armor BreakLv 4: Mecha Transformation - 60% Power + Armor Break + Attacks all EnemiesShadow Pony Attacks(unlocked after clearing hard mode):Lv 1: Wing Sickle - 20% Power + Life DrainLv 2: Song of Ruin - 15% Power + Life Drain + Attacks all EnemiesLv 3: Miasma Blast - 35% Power + Life DrainLv 4: Song of Void - 50% Power + Life Drain + Attacks all Enemies Alicorn Attacks(unlocked after clearing any difficulty without losing any ponies):Lv 1: Harmony Howl - 25% PowerLv 2: Star Volley - 50% Power + Attacks all EnemiesLv 3: Comet Bomb - 100% Power + Attacks all EnemiesLv 4: Judgement - 200% Power + Attacks all Enemies
>>10940659she's too young for work!
>>10940713I don't play pokemon
>>10940732We know.
>>10940713Oh yeah? Well I wish you AWAY!
>>10940695I might just for the hell of it. I'll keep that in mind if I do. What's happened with the comics? I've only really seen a little bit of Chrysalis kidnapping the CMC or something.
>>10940713Anon you went to far. That was just mean.
>>10940743Is she young enough to twerk?
>>10940735>Judgement
>>10940659Is Pinkie Pie safe for anything?
>>10940746I don't play lego.
>>10940713I hope you break your caucasian pencil so you have to color softly with an orange pencil.
>>10940655Do it for her!
>>10940779>not indignation
>>10940781I wouldn't trust her around sharp instruments
>>10940762>can't escape
>>10940762>ponk as koosie
>>10940795
>>10940735>implying Alicorn's smash attack isn't LANDMASTER
>>10940766Comics are fucking great. The main ones at least. The comic crew has more freedom than the show crew. Read the main comics.There's also the microseries. So far three are out basically what >>10939648 saidHere's a link if you want to download them http://yp1.pony.pp.ua/book.php
>>10940790joke's on you I'd rather be drawing Applejack anyway.
>>10940803I wouldn't trust her with anything.
>>10940777she doesn't know what that is
>>10940442>Celestia loves being a mother too much
>>10940810>"Piinkiiiee!">You grab her and hold her close at the last moment.>"You really are warm...">"Yeah. I know. Bye.">POOF>Gone>"Ahee hee hee, haa haa!"
*squelch*
>>10940845I don't even know what it is. But I feel like killing people who say it. Killing them in the face.
>>10940871
>>10940803Then give her something flat like a tuba!
>>10940875You should, most of the people that use that word is either a black person or a cretin.
>>10940810>>10940762>>10940866When music meets your science~
>>10940892My sides are right where they belong
>>10940892
>>10940927http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vst6DXDnzKw
>>10940931I would do that deer.
>>10940931I would hit that deer.With my carAt nightWith the headlights on.
>>10940795http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbmCKT3XSAU>>10940811http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D33WAmf12cA
>>10940996While your favorite pony is giving you some road head?
>>10940996unf
>>10940887Hyper anything is my fetish. That picture gets me so hard.
>>10941020Splat
>>10941027What would you do to her, anon?
What?
>drawing horse dicks
>>10941083I WISH YOU AWAY
>>10941019Why the fuck else was I distracted?Not like I have friends to text on the road!
Why aren't you posting purplest pony?
>>10941083>Pinkie will never cutely hide under cushions and furniture for youI wish I was dead
>>10941103
>>10941103Would you stop doing that?Seriously you might get lucky one of these days, stop.
>>10941106
>>10941083Unbekannter Soldat,Wir danken dir für jeden Tag.Für deinen Mut in jeder Stunde,In jeder Sekunde...Unbekannter Soldat,Wir verneigen uns vor deinem Grab.Und die Lügen und Heuchelein richten wir zu Grunde.
>>10941143I WISH YOU AWAY ALSO
thanks Applejack
>>10941147I laughed way too hard at that caption.
>>10941152Um... wiener schnitzel!
>>10941185Thapplejack.
>>10941201Kill two birds with one pone
>>10941197The wiener schnitzel is Austrian...
>>10941197Pinkie don't say wiener!
>>10941201
>>10941227Gross! Is it made from Kangaroo or something?
>>10941103She's gone. Now we can be together forever anon.
>>10941158OH YEAH?!WELL...I DOUBLES WISH YOU AWAY!
>>10941201and then scootaloo woke up from her nightmare
>>10941227Austria, Germany same patooie really
>>10941229PENIS
What if you were dragged into an arranged marriage with your waifu while the both of you were still young?
>>10941254No, Aboriginals.
>>10941082We've been over this, I would take her out to a nice Italian restaurant and treat her with respect, not as a sex object for me to use.But, if she really wanted it, it would pretty much boil down to worshiping her body. Letting me touch her while I say how beautiful it is. I'm not gay, but I would play with her dick. I want her to writhe and moan, to feel the pleasure she deserves. To know that what she has and what she is is gorgeous, not a freak of nature. I'd do anything she asks of me, but I would have to be careful. I'd probably lose control and fuck her senseless if not holding back.
>>10941225god dammitfuck you
>>10941257I WISH YOU AWAY
>>10941254>>10941288Pinkie stop being ignorant of geography! >>10941293I'll penis you!
>>10941309I WISH MYSELF AWAY!
mlpg i'm stumped and I can't ask /a/ so Il'll ask you guysWhich anime centers around a pinkie pie character/Genki Girl?
>>10941313Geometry? I love subtractions
>>10941327But now pony misses you.
>>10941309
>>10941332go to tvtropes and find out
>>10941332http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/GenkiGirl
>>10941362Pony just misses the penis
>>10941362Jokes on you, I wished myself away to Equestria.
>>10941332Excel saga?idk
suddenly nude human trixie
>>10941410bleh
>>10941351I'll subtract your head from your face!
>>10941410not nude though
>>10941410I wish you would draw more butts
>>10941410That's no TrixieThat's generic big titted women #5532
>>10941410Nipples are the best part of a naked chick why do people censor them?
>>10941410
>>10941410STOP PLAYING WITH MY HYPER FETISH
>>10941366>>10941309
>>10941410she has hairy armpits heheheheheh
>>10941368>>10941373I was just there though and tvtropes says nothing of quality, you guys are worse than /a/
>>10941453The question is; Why do people censor female nipples, but not male nipples?
>playing The Neverhood for the first time>come across the literal wall of text room>mfw
>>10941410FUCKING FINALLY YOU DICKHOW HARD WAS IT TO MAKE THIS?
>>10941505Because that's where babies come from
>>10941410>no wizard hatcant even tell it's trixie
>>10941410This is all kind of awful.
>>10941304Knowing her, she'd love it if you lost control, unleashing your deep sexual needs and pounding her until you were utterly spent. And afterwards she'd give you the warmest snuggles until you fell asleep in her embrace.
>>10941410MSoB, what the hell are you up to? I can't tell which project you are working on for me to follow.Please answer my Twist question in the sub.
May is almost over. Have you been doing your part, MLPG?
>>10941499Öffne deine Augen, denn du bist nicht blind!
>>10941426>>10941440>>10941443>>10941447>>10941453>>10941522>>10941528Fucking anti-boob hateanon, stop picking on us.
>>10941505because they are terrible.
>>10941545>big titty twist pronounces busom "bazoom">try to correct her>"But anon, it's where I keep my bazooms!"
>>10941581I bet Rarity has nice tits
>>10941558my only regret is having but one part to do.
Who's the better twin: Flitter or Stormwalker?
>>10941612Your mother.
>>10941603she has nice teats
>>10941567>anti-boobhardlyits just not trixie
>>10941603i came accross a fapfic where she did. and then aj milked her.
>>10941567i just mentioned that it was not nude, and the sketch lines look like hairalso, im not hateanon
>>10941624That's what I meant, horse tits
>>10941624Rariteats.
>>10941591I imagine that she still has slight speech problems. That lisp really comes out when very emotional. Angry, sad, excited, horny...
That was hilarious when you guys were desperately seeking some form of special recognition from Lauren Faust to help boost your egos and superiority complexes.
>>10941581They're genetically the same, the only difference being that most males don't develop mammary-glands.
>>10941567I don't hate boobs, I just have oversized boobs.So unattractive.
>>10941671Man that's an ugly Celestia
>>10941671It was more sad than hilarious, really.
>>10941671The only ones that made it obvious were the ones who came back with trips and names to be recognized.
>>10941671couldnt help myself anon, im a fanboy
>that downhill backpedaling seth did on mentioning/sourcing the faust Q&A
>>10941671What is this, 2010?
>>10941671what the fuck are you talking about you idiot. i didnt make a single post in the faust thread.
>>10941683>I just have oversized boobs.Go on
>>10941677How does one male go about developing their own for fun?
>The guy making the card is Seth.can we get our image removed?
>>10941671Pretty sure everybody was doing that, pal
At what age did Rarity become a slut?
>>10941733Take Estrogen.
>>10941728Oh, right, sorry, because when I say "you guys" I should have made myself even clearer that I wasn't lumping in YOU specifically.
>>10940442>looking like she's creaming herselfunf
>>10941683milky go to bed.
>>10941761When she was Scootaloo's age.
>>10941761She didn't
>>109417610
>>10941761Sweetie's age
>>1094176114
Oh hey apparently the Fluttershy Microseries is coming out today
>>10941771Then what do you mean by "you guys" anon? You got a problem with mexicans?
>>10941800-11 months
>>109417617.
>>10941771Or the majority of people here. Hell I'm surprised we were even in the image at all considering the rest of the board hate our guts. Weather she's removed or not there really won't be a difference.
>>10941761When she first unknowingly rubbed herself on her unmentionables
>>10941851
>>10941761When she was still a fetus in her mother's womb she would position herself to be penetrated by the ends of the cocks being plunged into her mother's frigid, cheating cunt while she was screwing the gardener boys whenever her husband was busy at work.
>>10941752it wasn't seth
>>10941846So when her dad was fucking her mom when she was pregnant...
>>10941533http://mlpg.co/unf/src/1369453224960.pngDon't do this to me... I bet she loves it when others love her body. All those huge parts being touched and praised. Looking into those eyes and telling her how amazing she is before giving a deep, passionate kiss. Exposing herself and wanting to be something the other wants in a loving submissiveness. Suckling that engorged clitoris and tugging on those nipples, she'd begin to shiver as the sensation becomes too much. Those enlarged parts are sensitive, and she needs someone to touch her.
>>10938413So "Crystal Empire" is a pony now?(From the Equestria Girls movie synopsis near me.)
>>10941872
audrey hepburn had sex
>>10941913I have a feeling things should move to /unf/
>>10941913> looks like Mayor Mare's facial profileThe rest is terrible, but that look makes me hard as diamonds.
It just fucking hit me.I've been with horse for two years. This is my third hiatus. I remember the oldest YT videos and some of the initial shock fic reactions.The only thing I have ever contributed to this fandom is fat pony stories for people like me to get off to and one shitty horror story....fuck, if this is what I can do in two years in a shit community, how am I going to fare in something I actually care about?
>>10941872>>10941888
>>10941927>The Crystal Empire was just a giant, ancient pony this entire time
>>10941913Why does that thing have a Flugabwehrkanone in it's crotch area?
OK MLPG you can go to Equrstria and live out your days happily with all the little ponies and such.But first you must give each of the mane six a bath and comb their tails and manes non sexually. Do you accept?
>>10941978Is that even a serious question YES OF COURSE
>>10941872>tfw so little pony NTR
>>10941978Can I skip AJ?Anyway I accept
>>10941968And Crystal Empire's dreams feed the un-reality that is Equestria Girls.We can only hope it ends like Final Fantasy X when it finally wakes up.
>>10941913what a nightmare. every time she takes a step she's tittyfucking herself.
>>10941971I had to look up what that is.Then it took me awhile to understand what you were saying.
>>10941978YES
>>10941978I dunnosounds like a lot of work
>>10941978>non sexuallyDoes this mean I can't get a boner?
>>10941869lewd
>>10941978Is... is that even something someone would say no to?
>tfw someone calls you names while simultaneously posting something you drew as a reaction image
>>10941978Yeah, sure. I could go for living in a pastoral setting with magic, and I'm not all that sexually interested in any of the main cast.I don't know how long it's been since Dash had a good bath, though. Yech. Few things smell worse than a sweaty horse.
>>10941978Do I have to limit it to just the mane six or can I clean other ponies too?
>>10941937>not Brae spots a mafioso dot gif
>>10941978Sure why not? it's not like I'm sexually interested on the mane 6.
>>10942027> Twilight gave it up to her future selfSeems about rightBut ... Why on Earth would Fluttershy give it up to an ambloceetus?
>>10941978Am I still human?
>>10942007>we get a scene where Chad and Twily laugh>Whatever that orange one's name is is SeymourOH GOD
>>10941968OH. SHIT.
>>10941937TRIGGER DISCIPLINE
>>10942027
>>10941978So.. I have to take them all to the gay bath house?
>>10941937>>10942089
>>10942076... You know, that'd actually be neat. Maybe a little derivative, but golly, it's better than "AND FRIENDSHIP SOLVED EVERYTHING, THE END"
>>10942002No, you have to clean each of them and it has to be a good job.>>10942026You can't do anything cheeky or inappropriate. Or you're penis will melt off or something.>>10942038You can also do the CMC for brownie points. Collect enough points and you will get brownies.>>10942065Yes
Well, with the help of a few other contributors, I was able to decide on how I'm going to handle Pony Crossing: the Quest!Get ready, because either this Friday, or next is when it's gonna' happen!
>>10941978This sounds terrible. I'll do it, but I certainly won't enjoy it.
>>10942106> embarassed to show you fooled around with brothers or sistersBut statistically as many as 10% experiment with first cousins or siblings. Surely that's even higher in a species that has intense breeding instincts.
>>10942027Remember when this was our in joke?
>>10942089I've never held a gun before, tell me what not to do, /k/
>>10942130>You can also do the CMCunf
>>10942130Deal.
>>10941849But I don't
>>10942148>>10942117
>>10942133Hoh boy.
>>10942148Do not shoot the instructor and then go on a rampage ending in suicide by police.
>>10941978>the ponies are all so satisfied with the work that they give you a good review and you successfully nail the job at the ponyville spa.>the spend your days giving mares massages
>>10942130>that feel when that's not how brownie points work in the real world
>>10942188Wouldnt it be better if it did?
>>10942188>implying they dontmaybe your mom just didnt love you enough
>vans of the vandom
>>10942148
>>10942133if the thread gets deleted and you have to make a new one, will mr. Resseti yell at me? I can't take any more of his abuse...
>>10942216ETNIES4LYFEBAM MARGERITA SAYS SO
>>10942148Never ever ever ever ever touch the trigger until you are pointed at what you want dead
>>10942210I kinda want to start that up at work. Clean up the codebase, earn brownie points. Cash in points and I'll bake you brownies.
>>10942214Please, do go on.
>>10942223
>>10941950>>10942008In all actuality, I don't think she would enjoy that. She grew up with that body, and is not only sick of people infatuating her as a fetishistic object but of the everyday annoyances that come with it. In fact, it might of damaged anything close to a "normal life" that she could possibly have. Three real paths are what I guess, either she grew out of that phase and is a wiser pony, mentally ran away and just became an empty headed hedonistic object, or has some sort of mental disorders to cope with it. Yes, that hyper everything gets me going, but it makes me feel bad at the same time. Treat her with respect, Italian dinner, etc.
>>10942223Yep
>>10942031>people using images you've drawn against youthe feeel
>>10942188>you need Pinkie's advice on how to decorate you house for a party>she's on the job though, she can't go and make interior design choices for ribbons and such>"Partying is serious business, Anon!">say she'll get brownie points if she takes time off to help>she does>her face when you eventually have to explain how brownie points do not neccessarily translate into real brownies
>>10942227goddamn do I fucking hate that guy's voice. I also partially blame him for the shittiness of THUG 2
>>10942221
>>10942275EA pls
>>10942270Sie müssen nicht einmal wissen, was Freud gemeint.
>>10942297There's no reason it can't translate into real brownies
>>10942303Holy shit I laughed. Is that Arma? Or some other game?
>>10942272There was a problem with the power in my area during the time I played that game. It would blink out randomly, anywhere from every couple days to every month, so there was no telling when it would happen. I got to know this guy very well.
>>10942297I would then get her real brownies to make up for it. What am I? A monster?
>>10942303
>>10942316I'm not EA, just feel bad for her.
>>10942339I dunno, sorry.
>>10942339ARMA 3 alpha
>>10941567>thinking that not liking impossibly large monstrosities = hating boobstop fucking lel
>>10942275But anon, what if she likes all those hungry looks? What if she relishes the feeling of her oversized attributes grinding against each other? What if she truly enjoys being the object of fantasies?Could you accept her if she accepts herself?
>>10942380Maybe I should get it then. My old community that I haven't visited in years made a server.
>>10942388>just get here>see the new trixie boobageoh lawd, MSOB pls, I need more.
Have you praised our glorious new princess yet?
>>10942299do you play skate anon? I think it's pretty great
>>10942335http://i.imgur.com/ULorWje.jpg
>>10942437Gross.
>>10942437IS THAT A PENIS?
>>10942355
>>10942419part of her
I am failing at the things I'd hoped to accomplish today. Doodling pone cheers me up.
>>10942437I can tell what's going on, I've never seen anything like this before.
>>10942419I'm starting to hate you because of what you are doing in the thank you card thread
>>10942471needs more apples
>>10942473can't*
>>10942419Fuck that shit, I give praise to no pony.
>>10942437
>>10942335> turgidityMmmm.
>>10942479is that delish drama I hear? pls, fill me in.
>>10942419>Zwielicht FunkelnI like this idea.
I love cheesy movie gifs.
what is it like being brony popular?
>>10942517Card thread OP said no OCs apparently, including Marker and /mlp/'s mascot
>>10942437When you imagine the 2-3 lighting guys and camera crew all staring around that penis ever so slightly in that vagina it becomes a lot less hot.
>>10942451> that look at the endHe very much wants to give her the D. Even if she's uncouth frankly Cadence is becoming a real drag in bed.
>>10942531Is he ok?
>>10942419I'd kiss that pony and make her forget all her horrible world war plansOn the other hand I love another pony more....Can't I get both to fuck and let me join?
>>10942479I didn't know that it would cause such a fuss, if it made any better I did say that I wouldn't care if it was removed.Why do bad things always happen when I draw, first I get ink all over my hands now this.
>>10942544Anon, that's a GOOD thing.
>>10942549>Cadence is becoming a real dragon bed
>>10942451>She is trying to steam my whistle...
>>10942437>>10942547I dunno, Anon, that's a wonderful cock about to sink into a nice pink sink.
>>10942490Of course; what was I thinking!
>>10942577There's the big hand
>>10942584Considering most dragon beds are probably river pebbles and gold, they aren't very good beds.
>>10942601I prefere oranges and pears
>>10942602Yeah it needed it.
does anyone know when that poni parade thing is supposed to be done?
look at this dirty bum horse begging for handouts. why doesnt he get a real job?
>>10942543Okay, imagine a bunch of people, like as many people as you can think of, now imagine those people constantly throwing money at you and praising you for every single thing you do.Now imagine some other people who are the exact opposite. They will not throw money at you, and they will not praise you for breathing.
>>10942543Honestly can't tell ya. go ask Jessy or Rose.
>>10942622Well, you can go fuck yourself!just kidding oranges are delicious
>>10942595she can steam MY whistle any time~
moot should make Lauren an honorary moderator.
>>10942622>I prefere oranges and pearsI fucking love pears.
>>10942664the most tech inept mod ever
>>10942664>she bans everyone>she even bans moot
>>10942664that's what I said yesterday
>>10942664>lauren bans the pornspammers and people who make inappropriate comments.that shit would be hilarious
>>10942692>Lauren accidentally stickies a Crotchtit general instead of deleting it
>>10942697DANCE PUPPETS DANCE
>>10942577>>10942544actually last I checked, Mr. Official Card-Maker Man made it so it has a Marker pony and a Tracy centerpiece. I think it looks pretty good, so far.
>>10942664>Bans dickgirls from /d/
>>10942697>Doesn't even do it on purpose>She's trying to figure out how to delete posts>I just don't know what went wrong
>>10942736An /mlp/ moderator only that is.
>>10942724> we take this as a sign> suddenly Milk Mare gets paired with fuckall everyone
>>10942736>This kills the /d/
>>10942724>Crotchtit generalwhy does this exist in the world
what if woman x colt
>>10942786They got bored of being just a milkmare general.
>>10942736>bans /d/ material from /mlp/
OZE sure does like his RD.
>>10942786I love teats and stuff, but I just cannot stand that stupid milkmare.
>>10942399I dunno, only if she isn't some immature, mentally damaged pone. Has to not only be okay with it, but completely understand her existential situation. There has to be a person there, otherwise I'd feel horrid. I'm sure she gets either looks of disgust or ones of animalistic hunger all the time, it would take something special for her to truly enjoy it. I wonder what she would like...Are you trying to get me to write? Because that's what it's looking like.
>>10942808>deletes imgur links even though they don't break any rules
>banned for posting buttcracks of ponies
>>10942740wowlauren really is a real life derpythey even censored her role in the show
>>10942842>banned for posting screenshots from show featuring butts
>>10942842>banned for saying i'm okay with alicorn purple
>>10942830>best ship>collar>sexy clothes>teatsUNF
>>10942843>they even censored her role in the showI laughed then felt a little bad.
>>10942842
>>10942837i thought it was funny how people posted imgur porn in the faust thread. like she had the extension.
What if Lauren is the no-fun moderator that dogs MLPG
>banned for for bandwagoning
>>10942825
>>10942877She could still click it though.Hopefully she probably didn't have the time.I'm just happy she answered my question~
>>10942884It's a janitor, not a mod.
>>10942874>"I guess you can touch it a little...b-but watch where you put those fingers, got it?!"
>>10942895>>10942874>>10942825u-unf
>>10942895Stop getting Rainbow Dash wet.
>>10942895Stop that! Do you WANT her to get sick?!
>>10942947wow what a bitch.
>>10942864Killryde draws some great teats.
>>10942836Only if you're up for writing~As for the rest, she's perfectly aware of her situation. It just so happens that she rather enjoys all the attention, so long as she's not mistreated. Though it would be pretty difficult to overpower an alicorn, especially one that's not stupid enough to get tricked into a 'bad end' situation.
What if pony was box?
>>10942967From the thumbnail I thought she had a mouth in her crotch
>>10942952another scorcher!just like your temperature yesterday
>>10942975Rarity wouldnt exist apparently
>>10942947>Pony sees you from any distance>She gets wet
>>10942975Give me the mystery pone!
>>10942947>it accidentally shoots lightning and electrocutes them instead>they die>RD buries their little bodies and pretends she doesn't know anything>little did she know she buried them in the pet cemetery!
>>10942967I agree, I just wish he would just do some versions without the fluff.
>>10942825It's really unfortunate that wardrobe malfunctions are borderline non-existent among non-anthro/non-humanized ponies, they're one of my favorite things
>>10942952>>10942982I wonder where you have to put the thermometer to measure her temperature?
>>10942967Too big. I hate this trend, it's the dumbest thing to be inaccurately anatomically correct about
>>10942967this fandom definitely has a tragic lack of softcore, tasteful crotch teats
>>10942975What if people drew things that made sense?
https://derpibooru.org/335881
>>10942947>>10942952But I didn't do anything
>>10942989u-unf
>banned for 30 days for posting a drop box linkhugh wat m8
oh my
>>10943039Then they'd be taking commissions
>>10943000I know how you feel, anon.
>>10943054Two best ponies being cute as usual.
>>10943053reported for ban evading
>>10943047Is Rainbow Dash prettier than she is cute, or is she cuter than she is pretty? Which way does the scale tip?
>>109430534chan works like a casino.It's fun, but it's a waste of time and money and it doesn't want you to leave.
>>10943012armpit?mouth?
>>10943054That's a number 2 on the shepherd anthro scale. Shoes, clothes, and upright.Applejack in cutoff jeans is the best thing though. Even if they look a little loose on her hips...
>>10943093Reported for announcing a report
>>10943093The ban expired today...
>>10942989>She's in canterlot, you're in ponyville>She looks at ponyville through a telescope>You come into view for a second through the leaves on a bench>The next pony in line steps into a pile of goo
>>10943012Ear you silly.
>>10942971EA, is that you?I could write something, but it would feel empty if there wasn't some sort of personality for me to go off of. Only thing I got so far is "Celestia but with hyper genitalia and romanticizes sex".
>>10943115>Shepherd Anthro Scale>this becomes the standard measure of pony-to-human attributes
>>10943012>You have the thermometer in your hand and politely ask sick Dash to open her mouth and say "aahhhhh">Even in her weakened state she snaps at you fiercely>"Are you kiddin me?! Under the tongue? I knew you were lame, but I didn't think you were THAT lame!">She rolls onto her side and lifts her tail>"C'mon dork, j-j-jam it in!"
>>10943093>reporting/banning ban evadersBy definition it's no use.Often times janitors and mods will stop trying to ban you once they realize it's not working anyways and will likely only fuel more lashback once they rejoin the thread. Those sorts can only be ignored at best.
>>10943124You actually waited 30 days?
>>10943147We're gonna call them SH-# for shorthandLike a tornado scale, but for anthro ponies.
>>10943097She's equally very pretty and cute. But sometimes she can go even cuter.
>>10943161>juh juh juh jam it in
>>10943124what is the link you posted. i will search the archive 30 days ago
>>10943128>it keeps happening until there's a big puddle of goo from multiple overstimulated ponies
>>10943067I just realized, they do EVERYTHING with their mouths. Imagine how filthy that is. How much slobber gets everywhere and how sick they get from it. Not to mention the tastes...
>>10943044O_O
>>10943161>j-j-jam it in!Is Rainbow Dash also a gay Michael J. Fox?
>>10943182Both can be equally dangerous.
>>10943208:3
>>10943169Yes, because I am a good little goy who paid his sheckles to have a pass
>>10943169its 12 midnight and thats when bans expire so he could be saying the truth. or maybe he knows that and just posted at this time so we believe the ruse.
>>10943184But can she go even further beyond?A Super Cutie 3, if you will.
>>10943220>hakuna matata
>>10943220Did you get a refund for the thirty days banned?
>>10943210Did that one guy ever finish that request of Nightmarity Mcfly?
>>10943205> the fancier restaurants and hotels scent and flavor their doorknobs and chairs to heighten the experience> Rarity really prefers lavender-orange, everyone else is fine with pedestrian cinnamon flavors and scents
>>10943192>banned for posting link>ask him to post link againI'm on to you, anon.
>tfw overeating whilst dieting because it's my day offI hate myself
>>10943220I'm actually a little impressed.Just a little.
>>10943141<3>feel emptyI guess the most personality you're going to get out of me is that she values the pleasure of her partners moreso than her own and likes seeing her 'subjects' happy/spent. But feel free to run with her in whatever direction you feel the most productive.
>>10943246they made it clear when passes first appeared. you get no refunds ever even if you are permabanned.
>>10943228I'm pretty sure she has already reached that levelIt's devastating
Man I am bored.Any good porn recently?
>>10943263>tfw I can eat as much as I want and never gain weight.I've been the same weight since 9th grade and I don't exercise. It's great.
>>10943263I'm sitting here with a giant bag of frosted animal cookies I bought a few hours ago, and they're almost all gone. I'm past the point of snacking out of hunger and now I'm just eating them because I they taste good.
>>10943296have fun in your 30s
>>10943263I hate you, too.
>>10943246Of course not, because I should have known that drop box links were bannable under global rule 11, what with all those linkboards that get banned.
>not being a ban evading shit poster >not having you static banned for a year and 1 month
>>10943220did you get anything productive done in those 30 days?
>>10943321I hate you more anon
>>10943296pinkie metabolism is best metabolism
>>10943296Everyone says that when they're youngI used to say thatIt's just not trueIt's never true
>>10943296Me too, I'm 125-145 lbs, depending on time of year, and only 5'8". But, you should exercise. It's good for you, not just about getting rid of fat. Helps every aspect of you, mental, discipline, physically...
>>10943329W...why does Rarity have boobs?
>>10943335you can still browse 4chan will browsed now, you just cant post
>>10943292Not really.
>>10943332>Not being permabanned for hosting a Tor exitI had to use a ssh into my server for a year before my IP shifted
>>10943296I have something similar.Although I can gain some weight from loosey goosey eating, I have lots of muscle that just appears out of nowhere even though I don't exercise or diet, particularly in my arms and legs. The last time I tried going to the gym I could easily take the maximum weight on the leg press machines~
>>10943357they're implants
>>10943296That was true until I started fucking this fat girl. I'm starting to think I picked up that AD-36 virus, because my diet didn't change but I put on like 80 pounds in 18 months.
>>10943364Are those supposed to be hands
>>10943329Rarity has some amazing tits.
>>10943329i have been posting livestream links for so long then all of a sudden they are banned without warning. it was bullshit.
>>10943376No, it's supposed to be hand.
>>10943364
>>10943249chistery write something with this >>10943054
>>10943332i too remember when i first joined 4chan. shitposting was so much fun.
>>10943357Because comics.
>>10943400u..unf?
>>10943400Is this a trick?
>>10943368i use proxies,im amazed and i bit peeved that i haven't had a new IP in over a year. I swear my ISP is retarded, i have called to change it and no one can figure out how, finally they said it was my computer. lol, i mean really comcast? really?
>>10943400It looks like a noseWhat am I really looking at here
>>10943405> writing> everBoy I wishI wonder how and why they'd be dressed up a la Equestria Girls while out on the farm. Maybe the Apples are hosting a town dance (hoping to rake in some money in refreshments and a modicum cover charge) and Rarity has been angling to help all along.
>>10943407i just found out about this place after reading Faust's twitter
>>10943447>>10943420>>10943419
>>10943400
>People who don't just increment their Router's MAC address when they get bannedI don't do bannable shit to troll, but fuck you if you think I should wait out a week just for posting porn.
>>10943356Got any tips on working out without any access to machines? The closest gym is too expensive for me and the nearest gym is at least 10 miles away and I don't have a car to drive all the way there.And I'm not walking all the way over there, the area where I live is really violent and I don't wanna get shanked for my cellphone
>>10943463>RDidentifiesbait
>>10943448chistery, what do you even do these days.
>>10943433hooray for outsourcing
>>10943433Just access your router's configuration screen and enter a specific MAC address you can makeup and change at your own discretion for it to obtain an IP with.
>>10943470I still dont get itIs she a dog or whatever
>>10943507>a dog
>>10943481>ISP won't give me a modem>Only modem-routersit's terrible
>>10943400i give up what is it...>>10943473this i recognize
>>10943499http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCNE8HrDtg0
>>10943515>givepoor goy, can't afford a decent router so he needs one from his ISP
>>10943526>tfw you can recognize specific stock background noises across movies and games like metal clangs and creaking doors
>>10943491LE EPIN MAYAMAY GUISE :D :D :D :D :D
>>10943195>leaky ponies
>>10943494Nothing nearly that fun or relaxing, though it pays a good 10/hour. To keep myself sane I make charts to see how efficient my scanning/data entry is coming along.I've made quite a fast friend with Mr. Excel and Ms. MATLAB.I SHOULD TOTALLY DO THE STRAW THING THOUGH
>>10943541bedwetting fluttershy :333
>>10943571Did that hurt anon
>>10943561How about that police scanner sound that's in either sim city 3000 or sim city 4, can't remember which, along with almost every police drama/procedural of the past 20 years?
>>10943534>CableThey won't let me use oneI've already got a top tier LAN and WLAN
>>10943577YOU SOULD TOTALLY WRITE THE TWIXIE FIC
>>10943593Its Sim City 3kI hear it all of the time and instantly want to play that game
>>10943195What if you jumped into that pile of gooponies?
>>10943514link it already
>>10943614SETH GET OUT
I just realized that there isn't a linkboard.Is this a new thing that happened while I was banned?
>>10943589Did what hurt
>>10943614The one where horns touch, or the one where Trixie tries and tries to make a visit by Twilight extra-special only for everything to go piteously wrong?
>>10943514I'd have that face if I broke my finger too
Reminder that every drawfag here is depressed and cries about their art
>people actually believe photoshop is for drawing
>Plumbs floating in water
>>10943662the pen pals one
>>10943659When you fell from heaven.
>>10943618Have you figured out what the hell she's saying in that clip? it's like "blee ness sess nigh 148"
>>10943696So "both."Okay.
>>10943672and?
Twilight is the time between the sun falling and the moon risingPrincess Twilight is Celestia's back-up plan to stop Luna from taking over should Celestia fall
>tfw senpai comes along as you're posting erotic greentext fapfiction and gets so turned on they decide to draw it
