I'm in Seattle with no plans for the night and hankering for a milkshake. If you'd like to share a milkshake over some spaghetti, shoot me an e-mail with a timestamp that has "I WILL NOT STEAL YOUR KIDNEYS" written on it, your favorite milkshake flavor, and a sentence or two convincing me that you're more interested in talking about feels than pilfering organs.
EDIT: Hung out with some /b/ros at the Northwest Folklife Festival. I think I'll organize a drink-up at a bar downtown later this week, so if you're a Seattleite hankering to meet some fellow awkward-folk, keep an eye on this notice.