Old Horse>>10864189If you can change a pony's hair style and color, what would it be?
Previous Thread>>10864189[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 7.7 5/22/13---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral Current General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/go New generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character names Please check locator before starting a new thread. Download links for episodes, comics, and books:All Seasons: http://derpy.me/Z18riAll Seasons: http://yayponies.eu FiMchan:http://fim.413chan.net MLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.com My Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlp FiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.com Pony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlp Who's who in MLPG (and other list of scripts, sites, and programs):http://derpy.me/WhosWho (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Lists of Scripts:http://pastebin.com/CMdmNvRR Events:http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://derpy.me/mlpgn (MLPG Nexus) Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php Drawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streams Drawings Requests doc:http://derpy.me/hYSfl Art reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html More links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneral Archiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.
>>10867783I would change Big Mac's hair style so it looks like Dolph Lundgren's.
does rarity take commissions
>>10867822200 bits for a nice slow blowjob and swallow
>>10867826What about her anon
>>10867822I don't think she cares that much that she can draw well.And she's more than rich enough so she doesn't need extra cash. I wonder if she paints tough. I could see her drinking some tea on a coach while panting something to relax
>>10867832>200 bitsThat's absurd!
>>10867843I will never cease to be astounded by your tenacity
>>10867863It's worth it, she can reduce stallions to a a whimpering heap
>You wink at him>He's not interested
>>10867863Not if she edges your for hours
>>10867880Wink at her then
>trying to fap to pone>cat hears it and keeps jumping into my chairDAMMIT KITTY
>>10867886>Twilight will never stare at your nice pone ass
>>10867784I'm gonna need a full picture of this. Please
>>10867886Oh god the things I would do to Rarity. Why can't she be real MLPG?
>>10867892Use dick on cat
Why are we so ded
>>10867948Well since we all moved in Equestria to be with out pony waifus we hadn't had that much time to stay here you know.Why aren't you with your waifu right now?
>>10867957>you all moved to equestria>without meSo thats what I get for drawing all those pics
>>10867957>Being that one or two guys that end up getting left behind when everyone gets to go to equestria
>Been writing fics for /mlpg/ since 2010.>Some have just been right from my head - into the box greentext shorts, others multipage stories.>Nobody knows who you are, you've been Anon since the start and forevermore.Why am I saying any of this, I sound like an attention whore. Oh well. I love you all ;_;Oh, and I'll have a royal belly rub fic for you people later, writing is fun again after that last Twi/Rarity one. Just one thing... Luna or Celestia, or...a page for both?
>>10867931Uh... thanks. For some reason I was expecting Scootaloo.
>>10867974>Pinkie is that one guy
>>10867948Let's try to find something to talk about then...What do you guys think about the satyr Hope? >>10863205I think she's pretty cute, and I wouldn't mind having a satyr kid with my favourite pony.
>>10867978BothAnd thanks for writing for us
>>10867957>if MLPG got to Equestria my waifu would certainly pick someone else
>>10867978Your name is now writeanon.
>>10868001>writeanonThat'd be as dumb as picking a name like artanon. Who'd do something like that?
>>10867968Don't worry anon you can come tooyou just have to get through immigrationGlory to Equestria
>>10867995That's stupidIf I'm somehow compatible with my pony waifu I'm making Twilight magic it up to be a pony
>>10868001>>10868010>I will always be regular AnonWhy is drawing so hard?
>>10867986Its just a short two pager about Rarity trying to prepare Twilight for the royal dinners she'll soon face, but turns into something else entirely.https://docs.google.com/document/d/1NT5ps5BCcAPkc9JvdMgc03_LbBb2PmVj7CjkvI9lzVA/edit?usp=sharing>>10868010It is a little silly, but a name might be handy one day.
>>10868031Writeanon is still stupidYou're Steve the Writer now
>>10868031It was my requests. I didn't know you finished.I;m going to read it right now. Thanks nigga
>>10868031I think I broke the link, oh well.>>10867998Both it is then.
>>10867995Wouldn't a creature like that be an outcast in either society?
>>10868012I'll just pay some changeling to get me over the border
>>10868052Ponies are pretty tolerant.
>>10868019Thats not how boobs work!
>>10868058Except they totally aren'tThat was the point of Bridle Gossip after allThey are xenophobic and panic prone
>>10868031>If Rarity was the Friendship Express, she’d have no brakes, and the destination would be Lavender Town.Were you drunk when you wrote this. Best line of the fic right there.
>>10868067But what if you're already a respected member of pony society? Would they really mind it when you'd have a satyr child then?
>>10868067How come they didn't act like that when Gilda was in town?
>>10868031Well that went a bit rapey...>If Rarity was the Friendship Express, she’d have no brakes, and the destination would be Lavender Town.I had to take a break after reading thatBest fucking thing I read in awhile.
>>10868085Either they are far more familiar with Griffons to the point they aren't considered all that alien, or she got some credibility for staying with one of the resident superheroesEven Zecora got a free pass once the elements got involvedbefore they did here simple presence was enough to clear the streets of the entire town
You must fight to live on the planet of the Pones
Did the (You) thing stop working after that last update of 4chan X?
>>10868085I guess they've had more time to get used to griffons.>>10868107Fine for me.
>>10868103Griffons aren't common tough. Rarity or Twilight said they were a rare sight,I'm pretty sure that it was Rarity tought....
>>10868107It's still working for me. Did you alter some settings? Try checking if the box is still ticked.
>>10868122They can't be that rareWe have seen twice as many griffons as we have Zebras
>>10868134Yes they canAt least ponies knew what Gilda was. Fuck even AJ knew she was called a griphon. meanwhile Zebras are a complete mystery to Ponyville.
>>10868134We need to see even MORE griffons.
>>10868142That is the whole pointPonies fear and reject the unknownGriffons are not unknowns to them at allThey attend pony flightcamps and enter pony baking competitions
HEY DUDEWHAT'S UPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>>10868112>>10868123Now it worked but it didn't with my previous posts...I don't get it...Oh well, thanks.
>>10868143I can agree with this sentiment
>>10868143I'd prefer Zebras or Minotaurs
>>10868185>minotaur country>Everyone is Billy Mays trying to sell something to the mane cast
>>10868185Instead we get more alicornsyou want more of those right
>>10868143I was gonna draw one.Don't know if I'll have time for it anymore though...
>>10868197I don't mind them. My headcanon makes them fit and really nothing in the show says there can't be more alicorns.Cadence is an ugly bitch tough.
i love pinkie piei can't stop thinking about her voice, her fluffy mane and tail, her bouncy hoofs, her baby blue eyes, her naive and adorable sense of wonder, her silliness, her friendliness, her appetite, her humble earth pony roots, her singing and musical talents, her love of children, and her all-around lovableness
>>10868191>minotaur leader is a Billy Mays expyheadcannon acquired
Her Majesty's a pretty nice girl,but she doesn't have a lot to sayHer Majesty's a pretty nice girlbut she changes from day to dayI want to tell her that I love her a lotBut I gotta get a belly full of wineHer Majesty's a pretty nice girlSomeday I'm going to make her mine, oh yeah,Someday I'm going to make her mine.
Finish this sentence>Background ponies are ________
Morning pony faps are great
>>10868237nice to see.
>>10868237Daisy is a pretty ponyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41U78QP8nBk
>>10868251What? I'm sorry I can't hear you over the sound all the cartoon ponies that exist in the show are making. Sorry but when you have every single one it's hard to hear what people say.
>>10868251>not sharing the poniesDidn't your momma teach your manners?
>>10868248how hard did you cum~
>>10868237snooPING AS usual, i see
>>10868273>>10868273>tildeI'll fucking kill you
>>10868263Clearly you are delusional anon. I am sorry>>10868272I didn't say I wouldn't share some anon. They just happen to all be mine
>>10868258That stallion with the grapes concurs
I would marry Roseluck
>>10868275WE FUCK THE FIGHTFUCK THE WALKFUCK THE TALKEAT THE... COCK?
>>10868297I love grape horses
>>10868301OH SHIT IT'S MR. CLEAN
>>10868297He certainly does>>10868299I've got my eye on you, anon.
>>10868316Pistols at dawn down at the woods, winner takes the girl, be there
you're waifu a shit
>>10868316and I'VE got my EYE on you!
why so slow
>>10868327You are going down anon.>>10868361NO PONK NO
>>10868354I am going to presume you tried to insult my waifu with that post.That, my dear sir, is unacceptable.I challenge you for my waifu's honor.
I would knife fight to the death to protect my waifu's honor
Since when have we had writefags here? I thought they all died.
>>10868393What kind of reaction is that?
>>10868391I wouldn't do anything since Rarity would just fuck with them since she is a goddamn unicorn and unicorns are fucking scary if they get mad
>>10868393Mostly in hidingyou have to pick and choose the time to bring up writing so you can avoid the MLPG HAS NEVER WROTE ANYTHING EVER brigade
>>10868393I miss when we were on /co/ and writefags were welcome
>>10868393I'm happy. I wouldn't mind more cute things instead of fapfics.And I loved that Twi/Rarity thing
>>10868409we used to have a million of them too
pinkie pie reevaluates her life
>>10868394A better cartoon one>>10868406>>10868409>>10868412Well I'm not complaining if we get more writefags that don't just do greentexts.
>>10868306yeah, they're pretty nice
>>10868426HeyI'd like Chrysalis to hold my mouth open and pour her slime down my throat
>>10868426It was nice, and people seemed to have more fun at the time
>>10868451That is quite an aspiration you have there anon.
>>10868451bughorse is sexy and I don't know why that is
>>10868446You know I loved the fuck out of Ed Edd n Eddy but if I had to choose between it and MLP I'd have a very hard time choosing.
would you be her faithful student
>>10868466>>10868472Don't worry, once I'm fully indoctrinated you'd all be learning to love the slime too.
>>10868482It kinda sucks for kids growing up now because every single embarrassing thing they did on the internet will be immortalized forever. All the old forums I used to go on are dead.
>>10868501You still have the memories in your head, you can't escape.
>>10868497I would get a huge boner and then try to hide it and she'd laugh at my inferior human penis
>>10867783THIS IS MY THREADIT WAS MADE FOR ME
>>10868501>tfw the old forum I used to spend most of my time on is as alive and kicking as it ever was with no signs of slowing downI will never escape.
>>10868510HaMy memory is complete shit and I forgot 95% of the embarrassing shit I did.Oh god but that goddamn 5% will haunt me my entire life.
>>10868493As much as I love MLP, EE&E is still my favorite show. The fact that it ended in a nice way (both the last episode and movie) helps alot.
I sold stolen goods on Ebay when I was young, I was a dumb kid
>>10868520fuckin' love manestyles
>>10868442Pinkie Pie tries new things
>>10868540That's goat trains shit right? His sketches are nice but i can hardly ever see them.
>>10868539horse pussy is so attractive
>>10868534Oh yeah the movie was fucking god tier. Yeah the ending was pretty damn nice. I will still forever be haunted by one question about it: What the fuck is under Double D's hat.
>>10868554He's easy to spot because his filenames
>>10868554I try not to post my own shit too often. I guess other people do, too!
>>10868534A Fistful of Ed would have been a better last episode than the one episode of season 6 I think, but yes, the movie wrapped it up really nicely.
>>10868560>you roll down her belly>you hear a soft phhhhhbbbbbbbttttt
>>10868559They have/had a game on cartoon networks website where you played different EE&E characters is a food fight. When you played as Double D and won, he'd throw his hat into the air in victory, revealing only three pieces of hair similar to Eddy. Nothing special.
>>10868597>>10868597I'd slap the fuck out of her and tell her she's a disgusting little shit and all her friends hate her
>>10868602I know that but it's not canon.The game was fun
>>10868616>I wish I was a real pony
>>10868607I bet that would turn her on.
>>10868540i love manestyles and horsedressesany time the main six get dressed up i squeal like a little faggotthe coronation dresses were great
>>10868635No they weren't. Rarity and Dash had the only good onesPinkie was decent.Everything else goddamn was it shit. Especially Luna's.
>>10868563>>10868580No I mean I actually have a hard time seeing them. Low opacity on a white background.
>>10868632god why is squigglekicker so hotwhy is standing and having your pussy eaten so hot
>>10868635the grand galloping gala dresses were nicethe topless wedding dresses were shit because they were designed to look like the cheap toysthe coronation dresses looked extremely out of place, like applejack's "frou frou" dress from truth or dare
>>10868676Aj's dress was a pure AMERICAN dress
>got a job as a large mammal vet tech>get to look at horse pussy and get paid for it[happening intensifies]
>>10868669Ponies in general are just fucking sexy, everyone knows it but only a brave few will admit it
>>10868637that pick is kinda unfair, I mean AJ has a whole weight class on RD.
>>10868687Are you going to fuck them?
>>10868698maybe, but I'm pretty sure the farm is under guard because they breed expensive horses, like ones that cost as much as a car, I don't want to end up in the paper for fucking a horse
>tfw the piss calls her "Purplesmart"
>>10868708>not calling her Princess Bookpurple
>>10868676this is the dress i was referring toi'd buy a toy of thisbut only if she looked pissed off and had the fancy hair
>>10868708What am I supposed to feel?
QUICK THINK OF A CMCYou have to show her a episode of a cartoon
>>10868708You know we also call her like that sometimes right?
>>10868687what does horse pussy smell likedo you get to shove your arm inside their muscular vaginas
>>10868712Why is Andrea Libman so cute?
>>10868727>ScootEnjoy I guesshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T4tDTe9sOdU
>>10868729I wouldn't know, because horses smell like shit, but if I had to guess, I'd say shit
>>10868739What about "A lot of people in MLPG callse her like that sometimes"
>>10868698“I was trying to make the horse have a baby,” Mendoza explained. “I was thinking it would have a horseman baby.” He added, “I ain’t going to lie, I blew a nut in the horse. I then got off the bucket and put my clothes back on and left. I promise that I have not been back over to the horse since that time.”
>>10868747>"A lot of piss-swimmers who don't belong in MLPG but come here anyway call her like that sometimes"fixed
>>10868752Why the fuck would you sign that statement
>>10868760who died and made you Boss Nigger?
>>10868760I will punch you right in your faggot face fucker
>>10868760But that's impossible. We have a bouncer and ants. How can anyone get here without the password?
>>10868733she is the living embodiment of pinkie and fluttershy combined
>>10868772Reu is ded and she took her ants with her
>>10868753uh, okaygrr, arrgee i sure am upsethow was that?
>>10868778God, those fucking thighs
>>10868772Reu stole the ants when she left. And MT won't give us sharks to replace them.
>>10868446This anon writes Trixieverse. Tripfags exist that also anon. Writefags exist that lurk or visit sporadically because they're so busy write write writing...
>>10868797how'd you like them clamped around your head
>taking pictures of her feetwhat a tease, unf
>>10868778>>10868805I know liking 3DPD is considered bad by some and I don't want to slip into /tv/ madness, but Andrea gives me huge waifu urges.
>>10868783>>10868801I miss Reu ;_;
>>10868817I don't blame you
>>10868841do you have the one of her in a dress?
>>10868817she is beautiful, sexy, has amazing bangs, isn't slutty like tara, is a piano teacher, loves food and naturewhy is perfection so unattainablehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9GLXz3RA7owhy do douchebags always get to be with wonderful girls
>>10868085Because Gilda don't had creepy yellow eyes.
>>10868875The Chinese dress.the one where she's imitating that james bond pose
>>10868895Seems like I don't have it or I can't find it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=J3CJ6Wg4B4MwhatI mean what
Whats the weirdest pony boner you ever got?
>>10868917MSOB sure does like libman, doesnt he?
>>10868862He's not a douchebag though. The guy is the definition of beta. Lives with his mother and writes my little pony fan music for a living. He only "gets to be with the wonderful girls" is because he's dating sibsy and the only reason anyone watched that video is because Libman was in it. His pony music is barely ever brought up and I never see it being praised for it's originality or his skills, and no one ever brings up his normal music at all. Mando has the talent of a highschooler and he's using show staff and the brony fandom to forward his dream of having a music career.
>>10868953>There will never be a DJ Acid version.
>>10868955Eh, I could think of worse.
>>10868955And yet, he still has more successful life than me.I don't know how to feel about it.
>>10868952he's not the only one
>>10868805>libman footjobsI would die
>>10868947the "I want to be sexually assaulted by a big gay stallion" boner
>>10868978i am now erecttime to masturbate to a soundboardhttp://kyrospawn.deviantart.com/art/MLP-FIM-Soundboard-V8-4-244757196
>>10868988>ponies addicted to cum>begging to suck your cockwhy are you doing this to me
Popularfags should leave.
>>10868963Well...Has anyone done art of EG Vnyl yet
>>10868978http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RHMVUmOSl04&t=40m24swho is the lucky guy or girl who gets to hear her delicious moans and sighs and night
>>10869014why don't you leave instead?
>>10869023What's the matter?
>>10869034you said there would be ponieswhere's the ponies, anon?
alright so where's the libman waifu greentextsbecause i'm totally expecting that to happenand then we'll turn into /tv/ 2.0
>>10868978>those delicious soles and toes>gently stroking your head in between her toes and rubbing it against the sole of her other footoh jesus
>>10869024what ifwhat if two of the VAs were lesbians togetherwhich two VAs do you shipi like andrea and ashleigh being lesbians together and andrea being sweet and submissive while ashleigh is a more agressive and dominant just like flutterdash
>>10869058I've got mine, I don't know what you're complaining about
>>10869014Do we even have any left?
>>10869065>those thick thighs squeezing your head while you go down on her
>>10869065do you like my soft feet, anon?give me your cum, i want you to blow your load on my toes
>>10869081that isn't a pony, stupid!
>>10868153As a late counterpoint to your headcanon that ponies must be fearful and panicky of anything unfamiliar, Zecora showed up to town cloaked and doing odd things. Pony society has had evil enchantresses before in its canon history, so even Pinkie's claim isn't that radical in context. Meanwhile Iron Will, freely described as a monster by multiple characters, doesn't cause a ripple. Running bunnies (a known) freak ponies and Napoleon out- parasprite invasions (an unknown) don't until they begin wholesale eating the town.Presentation matters to ponies; Zecora stalks in silently looking like a supervillainess, not even talking to ponies, Gilda comes into town with a friend, Iron Will announces his presence and services.
>>10869092Not anyone who comes in very regularly the past few weeks. I think SB pops in once a day, but that's about it. The others, if they lurk and post as anon are harder to spot.
>>10869113oh fuck, stop it
>>10869062Someone actually did write a short one once.I think I lost it though
>>10869113>not getting to put it inlame...
>>10869114What would you know. Dumb horse.
>>10869146sombra pls stay
>>10869136Was it the one about her sitting down to watch a movie with anon and doing her Pinkie and Fluttershy voices?
>>10869132she giggles while waving at you with her toes, beckoning you to come closerhey anon...i saw you looking at my feethow would you like to suck on my toes...that is, if you don't mind
>>10869113Tara has cute toes
>>10869173mandatory tara sage
How many hair extensions does your favorite pony have?
>>10869173This is my fetish....
>>10869168Guh...I don't think I'd be able to stop at just her toes. those legs deserve to be worshipped.
>ERPing about an actual personHave we really dropped this low
>>10869204You've never been on /tv/, have you
>>10869168>>10869113I can't imagine Andrea talking dirty, it's too much for my dick
>>10869190how would you treat her beautiful legs
CONFESSION TIMEI wish we had kept S1 luna, not her grown up form
>>10869166Do you happen to have it?
>>10869204as opposed to an animal from a kid's cartoon?
Tabitha, Cathy and Nicole are all better than Andrea
>>10869221I'd lick the sweat off them
>>10869222I honestly truly really would like to be married to Andrea Libman
>>10869229No, I just remember it
>>10869237At least those don't exists
I would bang Scotaloo's VA so hard
>>10869259She's like 17 or 18 isn't she?
>>10869242*gasp* anon, stop it, i haven't showered yeti'm still sweaty from running and biking all dayoh, you like it? well then... my butt is a little sweaty too *giggle*
>>10869237wait when did we erp about angel bunny
i want to hug claire until she squeaks
>>10869283go away no one likes youthird princess, might as well be a third wheel
>>10869283Please, Cadence is married
>>10869283Cadance does things to my penis
I want /tv/ to leave
>MLPG slowly shifting from VA stalker to pedophile modeYep it's noon
>>10869222One of my pics was just a collection of tracesI live in eternal shame
>>10869296she's okayand she's better than 4th princess
>>10869283Luna and Celestia are superior
>>10869277go home rarity and make a dress
>>10869221I'd stroke her well-sculpted calves and healthy thighs with my hands while peppering her leg with many tiny kissesmaybe tease her soles just a little to make her toes curl
>>10869283Y-you really think a princess would do that?Just show me her butt?
>>10869298WHATWHO SAID THATWHO THE FUCK SAID THAT
>>10869310I'LL PUNCH YOU
Why are all foot fetishists such creeps? I'm not denying that I am one, but it's uncanny how true this holds.
Do you think the staff doodle random pony stuff like this in their downtime?>>10865898>>10865966>>10866047>>10866055
>>10869317>TwibuttNow we're talkingCan you remove Cadence from there?
>>10869283I like cadence's designShe's really prettyI wish she got to do things on he show instead of standing there being pretty
>>10869313stopyou're making me squirm with arousalgo onwould you start to play with her soft butt cheeksspreading them apart to glimpse the glistening treasures within
>>10869331>Pinkie hates humans and whats them deadWhy Pinkie...why?;_;
>>10869335you like twibutt, anon?
>>10869351Not my favorite but I do appreciate it a lot.
>>10869345>implying any of those are canon
>>10869361I'm up for a threesome
>Cadance's talent is love>she will never torture you by edging you for hours on end
>>10869351Jesus TwilightHaving wings does not mean you can just stop walkingLook at the size of your rear for fucks sake
>>10869345Oh don't act surprised. She called Iron Will a monster constantly. She's a fucking racist. Bitch would probably put all humans in a camp separated from all the ponies.
>>10869331>third picThose are some Trixie levels of eyebrowsI love them
>>10869331I love his art so fucking much
>>10869351Does she know that there are humans who think lewd thoughts about her butt?
>>10869331I'll cut that Photo Finish bitch
>>10866055I would do so many things to a drunk Berry and Celestia
>>10869373Her talent is love, does that mean she wouldn't mind having a threesome?
when do we hats
>>10869345She doesn't, she just likes her new friend and is going with the flow. She'd do the same thing to the apes if it was a human.Pinkie Pie is an easily influenced pony.
>>10869344I wouldn't be able to help wanting to give it a good squeeze. but I'd really love to feel those plush thighs pressing in on either side of my head while I'm going to town on her most sensitive bits.
>>10869392I love all the sketches like that that the comic and show staff do for people. Price seems to have a whole ton out there though. Haven't seen many from others.
>>10869408Isn't that Luna? Celestia doesnt have that curl over her head, only Luna does.
>>10869427really it doesnt much look like celestia or luna
>>10869435That's what I'm thinking too. I have no idea who that is. It ain't Cadence either. Nor Twilight
>>10869391>ponies with eyebrows will never update again
>>10869375>"I-It's not that big..."
>>10869375>>10869452It's swelling up like Celestia's!
>>10869435Yeah, but she has a crown and the only female royal character with that bang is Luna
>>10869335sure why not
>>10869452Would she let a human do things to her butt because it felt good, even though she knew it was wrong?
>>10869466...Works for me
>>10869461few things can reach such a size
QUICK WHAT SONGS WOULD YOU WANT
>>10869375>Pegasi have to do regular leg exercises even if they stay airborne to keep their shape>Twilight does not know that>Her already sedentary lifestyle, on top of her new wings, starts showingThis shit writes itself
>>10869487Songs for what?
>>10869477Why cant we never have Celestia with a small, firm butt...
>>10869497It wouldn't be canon
>>10869487CAPITAL G BY NIN
>>10869487CELESTIA AND LUNA ORIGIN STORYTHEY DEFEAT DISCORD AND PONIES CONSIDER THEM GODS AND THEY AREN'T SURE HOW TO REACT AND IF THEY SHOULD BECOME LEADERS FOR THEMAND THEN THEY SING SOMETHING LIKE THIShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYprdmE1dFc
>>10869497That's not very motherly, Anon.
>>10869492More beautiful purple body to love
>>10869497Because Cadance has a nice perky butt
>>10869452>Have you>Have you looked at it with a mirror lately?>I mean your friends are not gonna tell you anything, but Rarity has trouble not fainting everytime you turn your back to her
>>10869481I like this blog.
FUCK MY BUTT
>>10869477When will Twilight's butt start undergoing nuclear fusion?
>>10869509Why would you do that to me, Celestia...
>>10869542YOUYour eyebrows are magnificent
>>10869543With a chainsaw?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qhzb9OUWrXUThe winner has been confirmed as a brony, all that remains to be seen is what effect a brony god could be
>>10869507Wouldn't really work for Celestia and Luna...
>>10869606http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Curiosity_%E2%80%93_What%27s_Inside_the_Cube%3FThe dude who won is a brony.
>>10869477I would explode all over that sunbutt
>>10869615>http://images.4chan.org/v/src/1369586936086.gifthis guy is generic as fuckwhere was it confirmed that he was a brony?
>>10869588>Rarity and Twilight go on a diplomatic mission>During their journey a storm knocks them from the royal cart>Land in the jungle>found by Pigmy ponies>They think they are gods>Can't return to civilization because Twilight's wing is hurt or somethingThere it works for them
Remember you woudn't fuck that horse
>>10869625>not exploding in it
>>10869641FUCK THAT HORSEFUCK THAT HORSE1234
>>10868805I would paint those toes with a healthy serving of cum
>>10869635>actually they're worshiping Twilight's big fat butt
>>10869641FUCK YOU I WON'T
>>10869625I would explode inside that sunbutt.
>>10869649Wasn't the third one an error and Celestia's but normal?
>>10869649The ass sure is phat
>>10869507Why was that movie so underrated?
>>10869649The culprit is obvious
>>10869665not an error, but it was a nightmare sequence
>>10869674would you eat cakes with celestia
>>10869655Her butt acts as a shock absorber so she can take a good hard pounding
Just a reminder that nearly 3 years of your life has been taken up by My Little Pony.If you want to see how much of your life exactly in percentage terms take 3 / Your Current Age
>>10869686>you will never worship it firsthand
>>10869696>you will never have sloppysecondhand worships
>>10869649>that look in the S2 pic>Celestia will never purposely try to seduce you in a painfully obvious way>''Oh clumsy me, looks like I dropped that friendship report AGAIN. Well, better grab it with my hooves, even though I could use my magic to''>''Oh oh, what's going on up there.''
>>10869693Fuck you batman! I hate art.
>>10869676>Twilight is afraid of huge butts
much heated oven.
>>10869692It's not like I've been here the whole time for three years. I did other stuff. Occasionally.
>>10869718Dayum, look at that big fat ass.
>>10869718>ass the size of a star
>>10869710>by the end of the series she will become the very thing she fears
>>10869692Actually it's been...2 years 6 months and two weeks I think.Still horrible.
>>10869741Suck my dick, Marker.
>>10869718I wanna spread those huge cheeks and motorboat them.
>>10869710the things I'd do to her...
>>10869738What size is Rainbow Dash in the this Equestria
>>10869682i would feed her cakes as she lounges on the beach
>>10869736>>10869724>>10869753I hate you all
Do ponies get off on being so sexy and teasing humans?
Man I don't want to sexualize Celestia. I just want her to read me a bedtime story and make my breakfast
>>10869751She's really good at that you know
>>10869779they have absolutely no sexual desire
>>10869781What if you can do both, Anon?
>>10869791Well, besides rough, sweaty penetrative intercourse.
>>10869791They don't but still like teasing you sexually for some reason. They're just not aware it's sexual
>>10869789what a qt
>>10869784>>10869781i'm still waiting for that celestia x freud 63
>>10869794>Celestia will never read you a cute bedtime story to put you to sleep after a night furious sex>She still has the stains in her hair as she's reading it
>>10869791>>10869808>>10869812Ponies know exactly what sex is and are aware they want to have it. But only after marriage~
>>10869789Who would want to hug an ugly pony?
>>10869787All ponies are good at that, they have very dextrous tongues
>>10869781>tfw can't discuss Celestia without turning into a Freud discussionIt's like godwin's law but with Freud
>>10869789I would pay her for hugs
>>10869831S4 needs more cakeslut celestiathat shit was awesome in S2
>>10868010Yeah, really. What kind of asshole calls themselves "Art-Anon?"
Why aren't you pushing your friend's butt with your head?
>>10869843>Twilight's OCD makes her slowly overtake each of Celestia's duties>That's exactly what she wanted>Time for an eternity of cake and lazing off
>>10869851HEY ASSHOLE WE CALLED YOU THAT FIRSTYOU DON'T GET TO PRETEND YOU CHOSE THAT NAME
>>10869836Ponies are very orally fixated, you wouldn't be able to make your way into Ponyville without getting at least one blowjob
>>10869851>almost 3 hours late
>>10867978Do you want to join the MLPG fanfiction skype thingie?
>>10869863..............i need this in my life
please don't ruin my asshole
>>10869874>implying it's not dead
>>10869888Which pony's asshole is the most ruined?
>>10869865>okay.jpg>>10869870I just got in here - what do you want from me?
>>10869851I'm glad that you got my joke, 3 hours later, AA.
Which humanized pony has the nicest feet?
>>10869914I actually laughed
>>10869917Me. I do.
>tfw finally get back into jewingI'll be giving out some hats next time we play
>>10869917None. They have hooves, silly.
>>10869891are you kidding?it thrives
guyswhat if EQG is non-terrible
>>10869917pinkiewiggly pink toes and soft soles
>>10869917Dash has cute little petite feet with slender toes, but they're smelly
>>10869955AHAHAHAHAHAHAWHAT A GOOD JOKE, ANON.
>>10869955Then that will be nice.
>>10869955Ahahah, what a story mark.
>>10869934Where are the ponies, eggman?
Also, if anyone in here commissioned a picture of Pinkie Pie from me - you may want to check your email.
>>10869955Then every single person will be surprised.
>>10869969Really.We had a big discussion about quests just the other day.
>>10869992Humanized Celestia has a nice everything
>>10869977I can't watch that episode without hearing lines from that YTP
>>10869899>what do you want from me?I wan full body Flitter
>>10870006and a massive rack
>>10870005Damn.Guess I've got to get back into it.But not until I've actually written something
BOW DOWN TO YOUR NEW GOD
>>10870007That's why I never watch YTP's, they ruin shows for me if they are funny as fuck.
afra afra afra
>>10869977i'm pretty sure tommy wiseau is some sort of extraterrestrial who created "the room" as his warped imitation of human culture
Bonjour tous le MLPG
>>10869693My mouse gave up the ghostbut I might be able to draw for you guys real soon
>>10870028this isn't pony
>>10869917Fluttershy? She'd probably take really good care of them considering she'd go barefoot a lot.
>>10870025And a nice thick ass,
>>10869965You're missing one 'h' in the filename there, mister.
>>10870029Whenever I hear Find A Pet I can't unhear Monoshy and Wobniar
>>10870051I'd lick them
>>10870052Gorgeous toned legs
>>10870025Did msob ever finish that pic?
>>10870042>you will never wake up to Andrea Libman whispering sweet Quebecois French nothings into your ear as she strokes your morning wood
>>10870028>angry birdsdid /v/ have a stroke yet?
>>10870058What if she likes working as a mascot?
>>10870074Mexico is part of North America, you uneducated wetback. Or don't you have any pride?
>>10870074Mexicans may have invented the taco, but Americans perfected it
>>10870090Did he do that one ine 30-60 minutes, too?Because it looks kinda shitty
>>10870087>she's actually done this to her husbandwhy do you even bother to live
>>10870100is this nigga serious?
>>10870028Who the fuck is Bryan Henderson and why should i give a shit?
>>10870091/v/ is already convinced he's probably a brony, so you can imagine how shitflinging they are
>>10870090>pantyhose footjoboh god my dick
>>10870052how would she react if you wanted to fuck it?
>>10870097I'd buy whatever she's selling
>>10870123>oh god my dickEverytime people say this, I imagine their dick become some uncontrollable monster that wrecks everything in sight
>>10870133Even her butter?
>>10870129I'd rather fuck her massive rack
>>10870135You mean yours doesn't?
>>10870133Someone get that pony to a hospital oh my god her poor leg it's going to shrivel up and fall off
>>10870135I think that was a Stephen King novel
>>10870067a beautiful face with piercing eyes
>>10870140You could probably fuck one of her nipples
>>10870107>andrea>husbandwell, time to kill myself
>>10870129>>10870140>implying she wouldn't be the one to decide who goes on topSpoiler alert:It won't be you.It's gonna be hard and you're gonna love every second of it
>>10870133>.jpg compressed cutie mark
>>10870037>Twilight Sparkle will never be your buttplugAnd I was actually having a decent day until now
>>10870140I'm an ass guy. I'd do that too, but it wouldn't be as far up on my list as anal
>>10870110>>10870114>>10870136deal with it, mexinerds
>>10870162I'm okay with that.though it'd be nice if we could take turns.
>>10870162>recalling that one greentext where she humped a pillow so hard it explodedIt would be a good death.
>>10870157that's just weird.
Hey Art Anon come a little closer. I got something to tell you~
>>10870200Lack of nose and uneven eyes flip your drawings, folks really kills this for me.This is why we have paper bags.
>>10870193Sure you can. That is, if you can handle her at full force.
>>10870201WhatDo you have a cap handyThat sounds hilarious
>>10870185Jesus christ that is the most disgusting meal I've seenI swear to god you people have the most repulsive food for less than a dollar
>>10870162>celestia on top of you, riding you without mercy
>>10870215I like to think Celestia would be a power bottom
>>10870251What do you mean "you people?"
>>10870251its a waffle sausage and eggs whats so wrong with that?
>>10870234>6'4">automatically intimidatingDo people really think like that?
>>10870280Who are worst, feminists or bronies
>>10870290It is when you're 5'6"
>>10870290Compared to the other ponies, I guess that height would be intimidating.Good thing I'm 6"7
best colt and best filly
>>10870290I may only be 5'4" but I still like to think of Celestia as 7'
Okay guys you can have your waifuOR THE MYSTERY BOX
>>10870318Jesus fuck, Anon.
>>10870337WaifuFuck the box.
>>10870327RumBabs best new ship
>>10870337GIVE ME THE PONY
>>10870327Nailed both of them.Wwill they sexual?
>>10870337My waifu, no strings attached? Done deal, fuck the box.
>>10870327What a strange ship. I prefer this colt myself though.
>>10870337I don't have a waifu. So gimme the damn box.
>>10870356>fucking the box>when you could be fucking your pony waifu
>>10870337Seeing as i don't have a waifu i'll choose the box.
>>10870290I can't picture Celestia as a godess figure without her being taller than me by at lest a good 6-12 inches
>>10870327I imagine Babs trying to "steal" Rumble from scootsAnd succeeding
>>10870337Last time I played this game GG ended up giving me Pinkie Pie after 7 different mystery boxesI'll take my waifu thank you very much
>>10870372What kind of sane heterosexual male would pick scoot over babs anyway?
>>10870363Mah nigga. Featherweight is best and cutest colt.And Featherscoot > Rumblescoot
>>10870268I would trust her to not harm meJust imagine how hot it would be to see her trying to hold back while the lust drives her almost insane
>>10870382Someone who likes a bit of chub
>>10870387Featherweight can just have ScootsRumble is with Babs now
>>10870380Best pony licking your cheek.
>>10870380Sweetie Belle with an insanely large afro
>>10870380dash being cute
>>10870399And that would make him pick scoot over babs?
>>10870395>You will never be the Celestia's first sexecution
>>10870318>6'7"Oh god, even I would have to look up to you
>>10870382tight athletic body > fat piece of meat
>>10870387>>10870400I can never really find a Featherweight ship I like.
>>10870361What's with the random meerkat?
>>10870424featherscoot would probably workis there any art of that?
>>10870411Shit, read that wrong
>>10870337Fuck the box, last time it ended with no one getting his waifu.I'll take my waifu
>>10870427Manlets have to act like meerkats if they want to get to eye-level with a normal person
>>10870444/sp/, go away
I'm gonna call it a day.Good night, MLPG.
>>10870427It's standing on its toes and keeping its back completely straight in order to be as tall as possible, same as the guy is doing
>>10870337My waifu, that is easy. After I break the news to this delusional fellow of course >>10870351
>>10870318I feel sorry for you, it's already a pain in the ass to find a proper suit with 6'6" if you dont want to get it tailored
>>10870451>>10870464It seems so obvious when you explain it.
>>10870435I've seen someAnd I've seen a pretty decent fapfic of the two.
>>10870213I'm actually not sure if the eyes are uneven or if thats on purpose
>>10870463I'm gonna call it a night.Good day, MLPG.
>>10870478PRINNIRP TWILLIWT SPARRAPS
>>10870435There are a few pics on Depribooru.>>10870486Link?
>>10870472too badyou were too slow and now she's mineour garden is beautiful
>>10870486Tell me more
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoB543m9Zzw>Call in now>Call in later>Colin Farrell>Colin Mochrie
>>10870516>>10870509I'll just pastebin it.
>>10870349>>10870351>>10870356>>10870373>>10870441>>10870472YOU GET YOUR WAIFUWho then instantly starts screaming because holy shit where is she, who are you, what are you, oh god where is her family, her friends oh god why did you take her from Equestria you goddamn bastard, I mean fuck did you even think of the consequences?
>>10870534>Gaston sucks up a flying cat turd.png
>>10870534>how could we sell such high quality for a low price?>we dontMake me giggle
>>10870367>>10870365As for you twoYou get what's behind the spoiler
>>10870554>celestia>getting a panic attackThat doesnt sound very likely
Hey guys how would you feel about your waifu sucking my dick?
>>10870554obviously I didn't think of the consequences so I'm just going to brush her hair and buy her flowers
>>10870572Bad. Pretty bad.
>>10870515>too slowI am afraid you are a few yeas too late to waifu that pony my friend
>>10870572maybe I could suck your dick instead
>>10870509>>10870516>>10870537http://pastebin.com/9RL5jGifHere it is.This fic also has Sweetie/Pip, AB/Spike and DT/SS/Snails
>>10870234Is it bad that the first post was actually the hottest to me?
>>10870554>why did you take her from Equestria you goddamn bastardWhat reason does she have to believe this is my fault? I'll just act like I had nothing to do with it.She'll get over it.
>>10870566Eh. Could have been worse.
>>10870591Was it the sweaty part?> tfw
>>10870582What do you think you own her? what if she likes the other anon more?
which pone would you rim?
>>10870583Maybe if you pretend to be a good little slutty mare.
>>10870609No, the description of her body and how she walks through the hallway
>>10870534The little commericals they make for merch are fucking great. Way better than the actual videos.
>>10870624Rule 63 Applejack.
>>10870613that is how waifuing code works anonThere can be only onechallengers must meet in single combat and are tossed Lirpas by thread bystanders
>>10870589Archived for future referencesthanks mate
>>10870644but FS, I don't want to kill youI just want to give her the chance to decide
>>10870644well to bad. He chose Rose first so he got Rose.You get a complementary Waifu shirt
http://derpibooru.org/332968Oh godI don't even like anal
>>10870665Why does he have four nuts?
>>10870663She can choose anon don't worryShe will be watching us fight
>>10870671>not liking anal>with a toned, snug ass like Dash'sget a load of this guy
>>10870554Pony please, calm down. And turn around. I need to investigate that donut.
>>10870665he can't draw balls at all
Random Access Memories
>>10870758What was deleted?
>>10870769It's o k
Why do I like this pony so much
>>10870786It's called not having tastes. Or standards.
>>10870589>that photoshooting sceneThat was great.
>>10870786you're a brony
>>10870786Voice cracksShe's the most badass ponySelf-confidence is magneticHard, athletic horse bodyBeautiful poly-chromatic hair2cool4school haircutHumans are enthralled by the idea of flightSonic rainboom
>>10870786she likes you too
http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10679349/>that fucking cock
>>10870823>implying she has real self-confidence
>>10870849Perfect, isn't it?
>>10870786I'm a loyal Rarifag, but Dash is still a great pony. One of the best.
>>10870849Link it elsewhere please, I don't have a furaffinity account.
>>10870849>tfw no FA account
>>10870874pretty much, yeahhis face is kind of ruining it
>>10870786She is slowly becoming one of my more liked horses. Still not as good as Applejack and Pinkie, for me, though.
>>10870786Because she likes you too
Guys, I am a bit sad. Can someone post me a cute pony?
>not having a FA account
>>10870902What kind of pone do you like?
>>10870902Okay, but pony might not like it.
>>10870902>What do you mean, 'cute'?
>>10870902I suppose I can spare one
>>10870932They didn't mean you
>>10870938>that cake on Pinkie's crotch
>>10870907But anon, I'm not a gay furry. But I masturbate to gay horse porn and horse cock.
>>10870947But I did. Just look at this pony.
>>10870957More like her butt.
>>10870954I think you're pretty cute, Dash.
>>10870885>>10870883the important partshttp://i.imgur.com/vMejHIo.png
Thanks you guys for the ponies.
>>10870965Do you really think that pony's cute?
>>10870973Ponies look a shit ton cuter with these eyebrows.
>>10870963>But anon, I'm not a gay furry>But I masturbate to gay horse porn and horse cock.I might have some bad news for you, Anon.
>>10870912No Shiny what are you doing, what would Twily think?
>>10870971>That illegibly tiny text>Gif image format for a non-animated image of that size>FilenameYes, that image does have a serious problem
>>10870965Why would I look at that pony when I could look at a cute one?
>>10870997OKAY FINE YOU'RE NOTGEEZ
>>10870997Don't be silly
Should I play Dark Souls? What is it like?
>>10871007>you will never leave Rainbow Dash lying on the floor, gasping for air after fucking her senseless
>>10869571https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/43266019/tumblr/randumb/sfw/the%20eyebrows%20flash.swfThey work like magic.
>>10871000I was trying to shrink it so it would fit here. What should I have done instead?
>>10870980Wait, nevermind. I thought the picture on furaffinity was the futa Red Ribbon one. This here is ugly and... human.
>>10871026It's basically a lot of learning through dying. If dying in video games frustrates you, Dark Souls is not a good idea. But as long as you can make it to where you died last and collect your money, there's no real penalty for dying. Just a bit of a time loss.
>>10871007I like this guy. Dash is a cute pony!
>>10871033DESU DESU DESU DESU
>>10871027>>10871043>you will never be xieril and leave your waifu breathless after pounding her toned, athletic ass
>>10871034make it a jpg, split it in half or link it
>>10871033>https://dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/43266019/tumblr/randumb/sfw/the%20eyebrows%20flash.swfI LOVE IT.
>>10871012Is Dash dead?
annnnnnd for the daytime crowd
>>10871034Either broken it up into images of decent size or just posted a link to the full-sized image so people can either follow the link or view it in-thread with the imgur script.http://s1.ipicture.ru/uploads/20130526/jkRf4DvL.png
>>10871073They're all dead
>>10871073Does this look like the face of a dead horse to you?
>>10871073What are those fillies scheming?
>>10871079man, I don't want to see this againis this how you repay me for not filtering your images on sight?
>>10871041Nope, it doesn't. I'm curious about the gameplay, gameworld and setting, story. Is it an RPG? Pre-generated (Skyrim) or random-generated shit? Or it is like Fable/Gothic? Any story at all? Any exploration?
>>10870997Dash, please. We all seen your baby photo.
Someone needs to draw xieril behind Dash and Tex behind Applejack
>>10871064but I want to be me!he's not the only one who waifus Dash
>>10871079Ohhh dear, I didn't knew you still drew Human PinkieAnything else I've missed recently?
>>10871092They are always planning something. Something horrible.
>>10871110Man, it's always so obvious when the genitals are edited out
>>10871087Those two are quite a duo ponies.
>>10871125uncensored version where?
>>10871125They are usually cuter when you edit out the naughty stuff.
>>10871081Of course, not posting it in fucking RUSSIAN would be a good idea, too.http://th02.deviantart.net/fs70/PRE/i/2013/143/9/8/a_serious_problem_by_redapropos-d66cujl.png
>>10871117>I didn't knew you still drew Human Pinkie
>>10871134Pinkie makes any duo good
>>10871084How can I save this cute pony from death?
>>10871134My favorite Pony duo, if you know what I mean.
>>10871144>you'll never hold Celestia's legs up while you pound into her
>>10871100>filly RD2cute4me, man
>>10871142Dunno, artist is SmittyG, you'll probably find it on derpibooru
>>10871095It's all pre-generated worlds. After the prologue/tutorial area, you're dropped into an open world where you have several choices of where to go. Areas are (for the most part) interconnected to several other areas, so there's always a different path to take if the one you're on just isn't working out. That being said, you do have an objective that you are working towards, so you will eventually end up at the same locations.Combat feels to me kind of like Skyrim, only better. Your stamina bar actually matters, and it's used for attacking and blocking and running, so you gotta keep track of that.There is a story, but it's laid out in such obtuse ways sometimes that it's actually easy to miss things. The plot is kinda secondary to the game, though, and (to me, anyways) only served to strengthen the atmosphere, which is fabulous and grim.
>>10871079I liked your old human pinkie better, when she was a cute kind of chubby and not purposefully grotesque
>>10871171What is what fillies do. To look cute!
>>10871166You mean like this?
>>10871187DAMMIT DASHSTOP IT
>>10871142For small edits, Google often dredges up the other versions of the image as well.https://www.google.com/search?safe=off&q=pony+thread+simulator&tbm=isch&tbs=simg:CAQSZRpjCxCo1NgEGgIIAQwLELCMpwgaPAo6CAESFNUG0AauBq0GqAbJBfgC9gLFBsAFGiD1dn93p2NbZpILvLbpnGVp12qXhQSMuTymQzCeWForewwLEI6u_1ggaCgoICAESBMfgTCQM&sa=X&ei=cViiUd2MPI7yiAestICADA&ved=0CCkQ2A4oAQ&biw=1366&bih=573
>>10871165she's so adorableI love her in a nonsexual big-brother kindof way
>>10871203We need way more Rumbledash
>>10871187>Tess hats us
>>10871186That nerdy pony can be sexy whenever she wants, huh?
>>10871163If you say so.
>>10871214I know what you mean, anon.
>>10871226>looking a princess for sexualYou would be killed for that, you know
>>10871220>Tess is indifferent to us
>>10871203>Coat of Many Colors>not many HUES
>>10871220He doesnt hat me
>>10871117No. Haven't drawn human Pinkie in like five months.
>>10871241>implying she wouldn't force you in to marriage
>>10871272"We made love. Now he must be forced to take responsibility."
>>10871251Well I'm glad you're back at it
>>10871272I wouldnt mind that
>>10871235Is it just me, or does this guy's expressions bother anyone else?They're always like, well, hot blooded or "serious worried face" for the lack of better words. I just have never seen this guy do expressions that don't fall into either of those things.
>>10871217Gipsy did a short fic with Dash teaching Rumble how to preenIt was really cuteAnd I want more.
Cute fillies action!>>10871273>>10871273>>10871273
>>10871280>>10871285>that comic will never be finished
>>10871182But she's always been this fat. Seriously, go back and look at the art again.
>>10870849>that nasty colored cum
>>10871297>picMy little sister can't be THIS big
>>10871304I did. She wasn't nearly as flabby and everywhere before
>>10871287No idea. They normally fit the mood/setting of the pic so I never payed much attention if he has a limited amount of expressions