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>>10811326
NO.

>rape

>rap

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>>10811290

>ra

>ra

>r

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>>10811342
But she looks like a pony.

>>10811374
>>10811371
rarrrrrruh

>ape

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>>10811369

>

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>>10811391

>rape

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>mfw new horse.

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>>10811371
>>10811374

[green arrow]

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oh boy a new thread i hope its good

[green]

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>>10811414
/co/ pls go

>rape

Pony should pony pony

>rope

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>>10811444

>>10811436

but Lightning Dust was a careless bitch

>>10811418
>skrolly_drops_the_bass.gif

>reap

>rope

>rape

>rump

>>10811454
>Skrullrix_drops_on_his_bass

>rape

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>>10811403

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So why didn't they use this?

>>10811476
UNF

A fashionable rump

>>10811301
Apple's streams are irritating.

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>rango

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>>10811498

10. Party of One
9. Sleepless in Ponyville
8. The Last Roundup
7. Swarm of the Century
6. Over a Barrel
5. Sisterhooves Social
4. The Super Squeezy Cider 6000
3. Hurricane Fluttershy
2. Secret of My Excess

>>10811510
in b4 cropped horse anus

if you had to ship markerpony with one character from the show

who would you choose

>>10811501
dash will never join the wonderbolts

>>10811522
The snake was the best part of the film. That ain;t even an opinion. That there is a fact.

>rape

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Hey MLPG, why the long horse?

>>10811501

>Hoo-weee

That's what I imagine people from the South say after coming out of the bathroom after dropping a foul deuce.

>>10811531
Dooks.

>>10811552
If you raped that horse how long would it take before the front found out?

Hey MLPG what do you get when you cross Pinkie Pie with a rock?

A really annoying wrock!

>>10811534
The CMC will never get their cutiemarks.

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>>10811522
Django

>>10811534
Because she'll be a princess.

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We were talking-about the love that's gone so cold and the people,
Who gain the world and lose their soul.
They don't know, they can't see, are you one of them?

>>10811501
Because the only way Merriwether knows how to write Dash as not a cunt is to introduce another cunt who is even cuntier than her. Lightning Dust realizing she was a cunt wasn't cunty enough.

cunt cunt cunt cunt

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>>10811523

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Do you like this horse?

Tex was my favorite artist when he was doing cute/comedy. Now he does self insert pics of how he wishes to marry Applejack.

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>>10811523

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>>10811552
Because horse is also snake

>>10811578
>wrock
Ya blew it

>>10811527
>no 1
Cool top 10.

>>10811601
yes
she's my favorite

>>10811571
Why does it have to be rape? What if the back end consented without informing the front?

>>10811603
>I'm mad that an artist is drawing what he wants instead of what I want!

>>10811601
Yes, I like her a lot.
I hope she can like me a lot, too.

>>10811617
Fuck. Number one is The Best Night Ever.

>>10811603
Aww, Tex's hateanon is so adorable!

>>10811620
No wonder, you're such a fatty mc fat fat I'm astounded you can even move that flabby head of yours around your gigantic ass. Goddamn you're fat I love you.

>>10811627

Well, yeah. He used to draw things I could appreciate. Now he draws things only he can appreciate.

I feel that the self insert fantasy stuff should be kept private and off the internet. It's kind of embarrassing.

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>>10811410
Why hasn't Fluttershy been put on medication for her anxiety?

>>10811673
i can say that about sooo many drawfags here

>>10811647
Acceptable.

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>>10811650

>constructive criticicsm = hate anon

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>>10811552
because long horse is good

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Hello, my children. It's me, Princess Celestia of Equestria, here with an important message for all of you. I haven't much time, as communicating this way across the various dimensions of reality is quite exhausting.

Due to my omnipotence and omniscience, I am well aware of how much you love the stories of my faithful student Twilight Sparkle and all her friends. What you may not know, though, is that Ponyville, Canterlot, and all of Equestria are very real places. The visions you see on "the Hub" are less a fiction and more of a chronicling of day-to-day events in my realm.

What's more, you have a very real opportunity to fully experience all these things, ponies, and places yourself. You can submerge yourself in the magic of friendship in a way you can't possibly imagine, and certainly in a way that isn't available to the boring, mundane realm where you currently live. Equestria, and all that is has to offer, is an option for you. I'm actually quite stunned that you weren't aware of this until now.

All you must do to leave your current existence behind and enter into a much more rewarding, meaningful life in Equestria is shed the mortal flesh which keeps you chained and imprisoned as you are. You're a resourceful person. Surely you can find a means to end yourself and be reborn as you were truly meant to be. I'll even let you choose which breed of pony you'd like to live as.

All you need to do is recite "I believe in Equestria" three times as you draw the blade down your arm, or swallow the bottle of medicine, or pull the trigger on the firearm pointed at your head. It's that simple. I'm waiting for you, my children. Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rainbow Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and all the other citizens of our world are waiting for you, as well. We're so excited to meet you.

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>>10811527

1. A Canterlot Wedding
2. Return of Harmony
3. Cutie Mark Chronicles
4. Hurricane Fluttershy
5. Fall Weather Friends
6. Sonic Rainboom
7. Sleepless in Ponyville
8. One Bad Apple
9. Winter Wrap Up
10. Dragonshy

For bonus points, guess my favorite pony!

i farted and i dont like the smell at all

>>10811712
do I have to do it now or can I wait a few years?

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>>10811703
>constructive criticism

>>10811712
Begone changeling
Celestia would not advocate such things

>>10811712
Can I just do it on my deathbed, I have a good thing going here and I'm pretty sure pony ass will still be pony ass in 30 years.

what does celestia scream when I fuck her?

>>10811733
you will get that a lot on your typical american diet of mcdonalds and pizza nonstop.

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>>10811603
That's not the only kind of insertion he's drawn

>>10811733
Your ass is a traitor then, it's your body trying to warn you. Remove your ass quickly.

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>>10811763
FUCK YOU

>>10811703
Stop using words you think you know how to use

>>10811763
Oh~Discord!

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U...unf!

>>10811703
But that isn't constructive criticism

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>>10811712
>omnipotence
>omniscience

But you have neither.

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>>10811604

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Why didn't you save her?

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>>10811608
I wanna be snake horses again. Snake horses are cool.

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>>10811821

reminder that popularfags need to go back to /b/

I have decided to take up the task of rating all the episodes the show currently has.

The Mare in the Moon: 8
Ticket Master: 7
Applebuck Season: 9
GTBO: 6
Boast Busters: 6
Dragonshy: 8
LBYS: 10
Bridle Gossip: 7
SOTC: 9
WWU: 9
COTC: 7
FWF: 7
SFS: 8
FPK: 3
Sonic Rainboom: 8
Stare Master: 8
The Show Stoppers: 8
ADOPS: 8
GIYC: 7
OAB: 10
ABITH: 5
OWTWE: 2
Party of One: 11
TBNE: 11

>>10811763
celestia is way out of your league and you would never even get the chance to fuck her. choose a more appropriate waifu like lyra or pinkie.

What song could you imagine your favorite pony filming a music video with?

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>>10811826
Which snake horse should we discuss this time

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>>10811826
>snakes
>as cool as bats
anon, pls.

>>10811805

Those aren't MLP humans. None of those characters should be chubby titty monsters. MS also doesn't seem to know how lesbos dyke it out.

>>10811805
>posting the no dick version

fuck off

>>10811817
I want to see a Superstar Saga-style game with Rarity and Pinkie.

>>10811673
So it's all about you, is it?

>>10811857
but lyra belongs to mew and smile's ghost might still have a claim on pinkie

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Why does /co/ hate this horse?

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>>10811805
holy shitmoly

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>>10811863
I want to know why capricorn pony hasn't been drawn as an actual capricorn pony yet.

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>you will never a motherly futa alicorn that wants to make you cum over and over again

>>10811805
>that thick Babs
...ffffffuck

>>10811855

>all those acronyms

I hate it when people do this like I'm supposed to immediately know which one they're talking about.

>>10811673
But he's still drawing things I can appreciate. He has been for years.

>>10811875
The dicks are hidden behind pony anon
This is a blue board

>>10811888
she's a stupid boring redneck

>>10811817
>this will never exist

>>10811904
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_episodes

>>10811878
The genre is rife with ponesibilities.

>>10811879

Art should have an audience. Art that is just embarrasing fantasy escapism that can only appeal to the artist should be kept private.

All of those pictures of fedora losers standing next to ponies they photoshopped in also fall under this.

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>>10811898
Sea / aquatic pones don't get enough love

>>10811805
eh, not that good

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>>10811888
Because she is a baaad horse

>>10811888

Boring. No flaws or drama. No episodes.

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>>10811820
>that neck

>>10811924
So, again, it's all about you.

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Well, take care, MLPG
I might not be seeing you for a while

Don't do anything stupid without me

>>10811826

From the thumbnail I thought she was doing a Sonic style cartoonish run where the legs/feet are replaced with a blurry, vibrating, horizontal figure eight.

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>>10811888
>hating Applejack

>>10811385
ACID PLS NO

>>10811924
Except Tex's art still appeals to as many people as it ever has.

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>>10811863
Cute little Sweetie snake.
Would she make adorable hiss-y noises? Is it possible to even have a voice crack during a hiss?

>>10811857
Too late, I've already fucked Celestia.

>>10811805

>tfw nobody draws enough pubic hair

LET ME TELL YOU

WHEN I START TO DRAW WELL, THINGS ARE GONNA BE DIFFERENT

>>10811953
>as many people as it ever has
clearly it's at least one less than it was before

>>10811943
Finally GG's gone, everyone break out the new episodes and fun original content we've been hiding from him.

>>10811943
Good, you're leaving finally

>>10811943
Take care as well, buddy

>>10811888
because they're a bunch of jealous lazy NEETs and she's the most hardworking, successful horse on the show

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>>10811943
Good luck on whatever, GG, hope to see you around again sometime!

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>>10811909
The dicks are hidden in pony behinds!?

>>10811968
For every one of him, there are two or three who are just finding out about him now.

>>10811954
It would probably be high pitched much to her eternal chagrin
Babysitting her while Rarity is out on the on the town would be a pain to be sure

>>10811943
Where are you going?

Will you be ok?

>>10811943
try not to die

>>10811943

Promise you'll still draw monster gals over on the sub

S1

>Best
The Best Night Ever
>Runner-Up
Over a Barrel
>Worst
OWTWE
>Overrated
Dragonshy
>Underrated
Look Before You Sleep

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>>10811957

>>10811966
pubes are too hard for the average person and anime pubes always look like shit.

>>10811943
Nice to see that you're gong back to AC comics again. Will be looking for you in /vg/.

>>10811943
Wait wait what

What's going on

Why are you leaving

CAN I BE NEW GG

>>10811943
Hey MLPG Who wants to do somethign stupid?

>>10812045
yes
draw us some sex jokes

>>10811943
Wait

Where is GG going?

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>>10811698
She has, it didn't go so well.

>>10811943
I missed something

>>10812030

it's like drawing hair but easier because it's not long(traditionally) or molding around a skull

I think it's just that most artist don't like the right amount of hair

S2

>Best
Secret of My Excess
>Runner-Up
Hurricane Fluttershy
>Worst
MMDW
>Overrated
Lesson Zero
>Underrated
MOTFE

>>10812032
Wait, he's going over to AC General now? Wait a minute, that's what I was gonna' do!

Is pikmin request anon still here?

>>10811943
Did I miss something?

Good luck with whatever, Glitter Glue. Don't die.

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>>10811943
w-what? where are you going

Let's make up plausible sounding pony names.

Ready?

Heartthrob

>>10812106
SEXY MCSEXERSON

>>10812061
he is going to die

>>10812106
Pinkie pie

Butt boopin

>>10812106
dickthrob

>>10812106
PENIS FUCKLOTS

>>10811943
You're always welcome to poke your head in, have a safe time, friend!

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Why is she so perfect, MLPG?

>>10812106
Metalica

>>10812134
he said plausible

>>10812148

Why is she so shiny?

>>10812106

Raphael
Michelangelo
Leonardo
Donatello

>>10812106
Pink Floyd

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>>10812148

>>10812106
Gonorrhea Crusader

>>10812106
Anonymous

>>10812106
uh... I like ponies. And... cloth.

CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN ME WHY GG IS LEAVING

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Why are her hips so wide?
Is she trying to compete against Applejack?

>>10812106
Heartthrob's a G1 pony name, I think

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>>10812106
Mountain Dew

>>10812060

unf

>>10812185
only if you can explain why you're staying.

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[Corruption Intensifies]

>GG finally done with ponies

Things really are coming to a end, aren't they?

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>>10812162
Bukkake does wonders for your coat.

>>10812150
Shes the blacksmiths apprentice.

>>10812204
where did he say that

>>10812193
That would actually be a good pony name if the association weren't already there.

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>>10812126
>>10812134
>>10812141
>>10812144
>>10812150
>>10812163
>>10812165
>>10812182
>>10812183
>>10812184
>>10812193
I think you missed the point entirely.

>>10812189
Neat, I did not know that.

>>10812211
>WHERE'S THE BLACKSMITH

Why are you all a bunch of edgy faggots?

>>10812259

FUCK URSELF W/ A CHAINSAW!

>>10812249
I really do feel like he was based off of Johnny Bravo is design

>>10812259
Because we're better than you.

>>10812236
nigga
mountain dew does sound plausible for a pony

>>10812204
hes not done with ponies. he is just leaving for a while since he is being kicked out of his apartment. he used up all his donation money without getting a job so now he will be homeless with no internet.

>>10812284
He can move in with Nanaki

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>>10812274

Sure looks like it.

>>10812259
Anon, at any point of the day I'm fantasizing about snuggling with Pinkie Pie in bed or on a couch under a soft blanket whith both of us in flannel pajamas non sexually

How unedgy can I get?

>>10812274
Big torso tiny legs is a classic cartooning design. Mostly because that's how some men choose to build themselves, /fit/ calls them curlbros.

>>10812284
Amusing.

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>>10812276

>>10812274
I felt a little of that, too
I think he was teaching ponies to be a little bit like Johnny, though he himself was actually smarter than that

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>>10812310

>not the animated version

>>10812106
Ruff Hardflank
Dirt Hooftrod
Biff Trotfast
Jack Ramshorn
Rig Roughshod
John Horsesteak

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>>10812301
Hey there pony momma, wanna take a look at my cutie mark?

>>10812106
Bronze Scales
Blessed Wind
Silver Shield
Cherry Berry
Chrono Crusade
Celery Stalks

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...

http://derpibooru.org/332412?scope=scpe5562388e84a3a5048423a84ecf36108d60b529d7

aw snap shits going down in Ponyville

>>10812339
>Dated a deer
>Reluctantly started to like it
>Deer waifu betrays him by going after the perfect prettyboy
Johnny bravo was the first twifag.

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>>10812284
>tfw cant offer him a place to stay because he lives too far away

>>10812351
>Silver shield is the name of my autistic mind-oc.
Get out of my head!

>>10812367
No.

>>10812367
>no bulge
0/10 would not fuck

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Who wants to help me see if I can get drawing strams to work again?

>>10812382
Mind if I steal him for a quest?

>>10812389
have you been have trouble stramming?

>>10812106
Lance Ironplow
Hoof Rawmetal
Wedge Rockstomp
Dirk Woodbuck
Big Macintosh

>>10812401
Yes, for a long time now. It used to work just fine until around this time last year. I'm on a new pc now but I'm still having trouble. It isn't that strong, but it's better than what I used to have so I don't get it.

>>10811995
>Sweetie-snake coils around your arm and holds onto your shoulder, peeking at your computer screen
>"Hey Anon! What'cha doin'?"

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>>10812371
I'll show you why it's called BESTiality.

>>10812399
Only if he has a light grey/white coat and dark grey mane, pegasi with a winged shield CM. Basically made him a paladin.

>>10812412
Rip Goodflank
Don Poundstone
Heft Hardgallop
Buck Flanksteak
Rock Slamhoof

pony should pony pony

>>10812438
well okay

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>>10812445

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>>10812478

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>>10812479
thanks. I love to stream horse drawin' but I just can't seem to get it to work. Hopefully someone in the chat can help with feedback on quality and stuff.

here's the link: http://derpy.me/Z8SvF

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>>10812478

>>10812478
>>10811449

>>10812440
Playing some video games
they're a bit violent so you shouldn't watch

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>Sweetie Belle as a snake

She'd probably look something like this.

bop

>>10812371
>Johnny Bravo fucked a deer.
>You never will.

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>start up old computer
>see the last played videos

holy shit

>>10812388

http://i.imgur.com/03LtHBQ.png

Better?

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>mfw reading Snakity
Goddamn I wish whoever wrote it would update it
>Rarity indoctrinating all of her friends

>>10812462
>>10812399
bo-ring. Needs more character if you're gonna quest. So far it's "grey paladin's grey adventures in gosh what a drag."

Might as well be going all zebra necromancer for the edgy look.

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I've had it with these happy colorful ponies and their magical fantasy land! I'm through with friendship! I'm done with magic! Magic portal device, get me the fuck out of here!

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>>10812539
Would you let her coil you until she fell asleep?

>>10812371
>>10812562
She was an antelope.

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>>10812539
Sweetie is an adorable snake

>>10812533
>"Games?! I LOVE games!"
>Sweetie slithers up your arm and perches herself on top of your head, draping her little hooves onto your forehead and curling her tail under your chin
>"What's it called? Can I play too?!"

>>10812567
>whitemare

unf

>>10812571
the heck are you talking about?

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>>10812567
>yoga undressed
Classy.

>>10812533
>Probably too violent.
>You watched her crush a rat to death the size of a football earlier today and swallow it whole.

>>10812572
I always went with the "Paladin is a moral saint in his world, but fucking ponies take the whole good guy thing to 11." IE he's arguably the most evil motherfucker there while still thinking he's the good guy.

>>10812583
Same goddamn thing...
You will won't fuck one.

>>10812572
No, he'd be a side character, silly.

In fact maybe I won't use him at all, on second thought.

That said, Quests require art to go along, right? Even if the writing is unawful?

>>10812608
Metro 2033
How about this though
A game called Primordia
I'm stuck on a puzzle here so maybe you could help me out

>>10812643
...says you!

>>10812616
Snakity
http://pastebin.com/dRPBc200

>>10812608
>make her listen to this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FQijsMoNKbk#t=201s

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>>10812579
>>10812590

>"Hi Anon!"

>"Mind if I coil up around you a bit tonight...?"

>"You just feel so warm and snuggly, and you smell so good~"

>"...especially down there."

>>10812621
she's not FULL snake, anon
more like a pone lamia

>>10812651
>That said, Quests require art to go along, right?
No, but art does help draw in people and keep attention

>>10812651
Also, I need a name for a pony that would defend something to death.

>>10812662
>tfw RO2 is ded
It was so fun if you could get it to work

>>10812656
Good luck finding any, I stole them all!

>>10812590
UP! UP!

>>10812623
Ugh! So very dull! Can you be any more cliche. That's like the first thing everyone thinks to do. Only time I ever didn't gag at it was with this guy in a panthfinders game once who went down that road but wasn't roleplaying, he actually thought that way.

Like I said, might as well be a zebra necromancer with that level of originality.

I wish I could patent oxygen and force everyone on Earth to pay a fee for breathing it without my permission.

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"Why do yah hate me so much, anon?"

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>Pone will never leap on you like this

>>10812668

best unhinge those jaws, girl

>>10812676
Saving Grace
Bastion
Till Death
Stalwart

>>10812682
Everyone went to Rising storm for the moment, hopefully once they combine the two games you'll see a more solid playerbase.

>>10812702
I don't hate you.
Do you hate me?

>>10812702
Appple as hit buy pear

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>>10812668
>"...especially down there."

>>10812674
hmm
I might have to recruit a drawfag for this

>>10812676
Defender Tilldeath

>>10812697
Well excuuuse me anon, I didn't think that fictional vaguely medieval stereotypes in a cartoon pony world had such established cliches.

>tfw GG and Apple are both found dead
You could have saved them

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>>10812676

American Citizen

>>10812668
I smell good down there or am I warm down there?

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I do have that story written up about Anon being lured into having sex with a full-snake Rarity, if that's your thing.

>>10812702
You're fucking boring and dumb as rocks

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>>10812705

You mean *glomp*?

>>10812746
So
what's this quest about then

>>10812770
Ever since those game threads started almost a year ago the cliches stacked up quickly.

>>10812744
>She curls down around your feet

>>10812789
>full-snake
Like, full full snake?
That sounds interesting

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>>10812775

>GG and Apple both found dead
>with their hearts seemingly torn from their chests

their power is mine