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Last weekend we conducted 4chan PMQ/Q&A #3, with 1400 people contributing 4500 posts over 22 hours. I managed to spend the better part of a day answering as many questions as possible—thread here.
Since loading large threads can be a bit of a pain on slower computers, you can also see my replies from the /q/ index (hover over the "Administrator Replies" quotelinks).

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what if pony was teacher?

old teacher: >>10761385
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"Howdy y'all! Today we'll be learnin' about apples!"

"B-But.. we've been on apples for the last three mon-"

"DETENTION!"
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YOUR FAVORITE PONY IS A SLUT
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>>10766461
I would learn how to please a horsecock
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Let's start this thread off with some unfs.
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Pink would be bad teacher
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>>10766519
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>>10766521
>>10766528
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>>10766509
>The minute she walks into the class, she screams "Hi Applebloom!"
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Zy85h4MJQos
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>>10766539
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>>10766521
>>10766548
You've lost your touch Dash.
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>>10766552
>not 'howdy howdy howdy'
You need to leave.
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>>10766581
DABYM
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Guilty pleasures you have with this fandom?
I liked AiE when it wasn't all people shipping themselves with their favorite pone
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>>10766461
FROM THE THUMBNAIL I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT IT WAS APPLEBLOOM I THOUGHT HER BOW WAS MACINTOSH'S DICK AND THAT HE WAS STROKING IT AND CUM WAS DROOLING DOWN THE SIDE

WOW
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>>10766597
Only on the durl
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>>10766606
Pony music
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I think I found the ultimate fetishbeast

http://www.furaffinity.net/view/10651321/
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>>10766607
Look at that Aunt Jamima Celestia
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>>10766606

i like gamer Luna
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Giggle at the ghosties!
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>>10766606
I enjoy 2 best sisters play
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Unf.
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>>10766664
how is that a guilty pleasure
2 best sisters is great
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pony already IS teacher!
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>>10766606
Masturbating to cartoon horses
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>>10766689
but what does pony teach
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candied butts
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>>10766689
Except for season 3!
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>>10766668
l-lewd
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>>10766668

What a nice dogbutt.
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>>10766676
That pony needs to relax more.
She seems to lose her head all the time.
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>>10766552
That was pretty underwhelming and they weren't even really ragging on her at all
I expected the actual art school critique that leaves people crying. This is like first year type stuff
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>>10766635
Modifying absolute adjectives bothers my autism.
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Cowboy butts drive me nuts!
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>>10766664

but that one is great
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Does anyone else think Fluttershy would make the best mother? While I think AJ has the best birthing hips by far, and she has a good personality for raising kids, I think Fluttershy is a league of her own in being caring and nurtering.
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>>10766754
I watched Wonderbolts acadamy the other day
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>>10766754
yesterday, why?
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>>10766703
How to be a pone in the modern age.
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>>10766754
like last week when I was drunk.

Celestia singing when drunk makes me cry though
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>>10766754
Yesterday, MMMMMMystery
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>>10766703
Life.
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>>10766689
I like teachpon
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>>10766668
>sweating scarf horse.png
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>>10766786
oh good now I don't have to cap that
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>>10766606
>I liked AiE when it wasn't all people shipping themselves with their favorite pone
My nigga. I was there before the initial merge happened. It was a simple time.

I like most, if not all of the fetishy OCs. Milky Way, Red Ribbon, Backy, etc
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>>10766782

Holy shit that trixie my dick
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>>10766708
>blackelstia
THIS IS WHAT THEY MADE ZECORA
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>>10766782
that's a very impressive Trixie
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>>10766754
3 or 4 days ago when someone linked Read It and Weep here.
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68.232.162.224:27015

bon bon

We got 16 people now including Tex and Apple
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>>10766552
>Bon bon tries to talk about her painting.

Seriously that Valley girl shit just irks me.
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>>10766863
Awesome an IP.
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>>10766754
S3 finale
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>>10766863
What game or whatever is this?
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>>10766863
never played hats before
is it worth it?
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>>10766879
Probably le autismblocks.
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>>10766668
something doesn't look right about that foot
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>>10766876
>>10766879
TF2, sillies
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>>10766879
It's apparently Hat Fortress.
Shockingly we are getting spammed by shitty cosplay.
And the Steam kids wonder why we hate them.
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Is this a "post your IP" thread?
I love those!
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>>10766879
Team fortress 2. I ain't touching that game again.
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>>10766863
And the shittiest map in the game
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Anybody got that picture of Saffron from LK from behind with her saying "My butt?"? I'm missing it
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>>10766902
192.168.1.101!
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>>10766606
I liked fluffy pony before it polarized into happy pet lovers and edgy teenagers.
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>>10766861
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>all earth ponies are good farmers
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>>10766898
Oh, I havent played that in forever...but I have it installed.

Hmm.
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>>10766764
she would need a good man at her side for discipline
on her own you know she'd spoil her kids
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>>10766917
How did you know my IP?
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>>10766606
...
Fallout Equestria.
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>>10766911
just changed to cp granary
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>>10766917
AHAHAHA! You fell for it!
You better reformat your hard disks because I'm coming to add you to my botnet now!
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>>10766933
Pinkie is a Rock Farmer not an Apple Farmer
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I want to fuck Fluttershy.
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>>10766964
excellent
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>>10766606
>>10766817
I only started liking AiE when people started shipping themselves with their favorite pone
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>>10766950
the pone is pinging from inside the house
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192.168.1.1
:)
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>>10766815
you can cap the lewd derpy greentext from a few days ago instead!
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>>10766933
>Pinkie can't even make a Stallion grow.
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>>10766987
that post
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>>10766987
Pinkie Pie's pink pie
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>>10766987

ur mum
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>>10767003
...
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>>10766996
>dude of the right
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Nigga's here is my ip

put it in explorer
\\127.0.0.1\C$

Holla!
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>>10766974
How many circlejerkers does it take to run a TF2 server?
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HOW MANY DICKS MUST YOUR FAVORITE PONY SUCK
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>>10767004
but that would take effort

>rolling her hips, Derpy glances over her shoulder, her good eye on you
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>>10767042
WHEN I WAS
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>>10767042
UNTIL THEY'RE ALL SATISFIED
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how the fuck do I resize a pic that's too big to open in any program

who the fuck makes pictures 15000 x 10800

what the actual fuck?!
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>>10767071
>not being able to open a 15000x10800

What kind of a superpleb are you?
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>>10767071
Where'd you get it?
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>>10767071
Install gentoo
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>>10766895
I'm surprised. The Fluttershy is the only one that has anyone that's moderately attractive.

But holy fuck that abomination on the far left.
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>>10767071

Sentenal likes to do that shit
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Christ, Vinyl is obscenely popular
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>>10766912
>>10766912
>>10766912
pls
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ponk
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ATTENTION
ATTENTION
THERE IS A PRETTY MARE POSTING ON MLPG RIGHT NOW
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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How much pony would a pony pony pony if a pony pony pony pony pony?
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>>10767060
>>10767078
is that some footy pajamas
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>>10767116
well she is bronyest pone after all
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>>10767071
Imagemagick
But any decent image editing program should be able to open that, the problem is probably that you don't have enough ram or a large enough pagefile
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>>10767123
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>>10767128
post donut pl0x
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>>10767060
>>10767078
>That handlebar.
Fuck he looks almost like me!
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>>10767138
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>>10766987
slime pone
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>>10766863
More drawfags playing tf2 plz
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>>10766895
I would drink with the dude at the end of the night, he looks like he'd need one. I'd even buy the first round.

>>10767094
Some of the Applejacks (the two on the left) were fine. (Not FINE but fine.)
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uuuunf
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>>10767173
>Not fucking the plush.
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>>10767155
thank you anon
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>>10767122
Really now. What do you think?
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>>10767187
why is fluttershy speaking in wingdings
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>>10767185
but it doesn't run that well on my pc, besides, I suck at it
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>>10767116
>Skinny white girl with braces who likes ponies.

I'd hit it. Then again I give horses second looks nowadays.
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why is there cosplay spam
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>>10767182
I guess I figured out what Nanaki spent all those thousands of dollars on.
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>>10767148
But that's Fluttershy.
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>>10767214
>having a pc that can't run fucking tf2
Turbopleb
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>>10767194
>You will never take a turn with her while the plushie watches
>you will never take a turn with the plushie while she watches
>you will never watch her take a turn with the plushie

assuming each couple has to hook up once before you're allowed repeats, what's the ideal order for a scenario like this?
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https://soundcloud.com/dreieckmann/chronos-incognizant-2a03

Wow I finally finished it
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Detention starts now.
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>>10767237
cool
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>>10767223
Steam.
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>>10767221
Someone should caption this.
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>>10767214
>>10767232
HOLY SHIT WOLF NANAKI IS IN HERE!
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>>10767237
not pony
cool dpcm
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>No cosplays of Flim and Flam.
>With reach facial hair.
you disappoint me, spammer.
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>>10767185
Maybe tomorrow. I'm about to call it a night.
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>>10767213
She was saving her mouth virginity for marriage.
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>>10767253
but why
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>>10767257
There's too many
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>>10766863
>tfw wanna join but I'd get 400 latency and can only contribute as a worthless Engineer
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drawfags playing street fighter?
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>>10767273
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I'm drinking bleach. In the next few seconds, I will die and go to Equestria. It's been nice knowing you all.
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>>10767232
I may have a new pc, but it's still on an older AMD single core. It runs pretty well with a custom config that kind of makes everything take a hit. I dunno.
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>>10767243
So much virginity
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>>10767298
tell my waifu hello
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>>10766622
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>>10767274
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>>10767293
>tfw can join but have no hats.
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You can only do one
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>>10767264
waaah my mom is going to kick me out
but hey I'll still play TF2 in her house.
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>>10766863
We got 20 now people including Wolf nanaki, tex, roogna, and other people I might not know
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>>10767319
I can give you hats, anon, if you want.
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>>10767313
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>>10767320
Not even compatible.
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>>10767320
bad ship
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>>10767328
and appledan
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>>10767331
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>>10767243
>A Fluttershy in the front

That's only the first of what is wrong with her
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>>10767320
absolutely despise that ship. there are other background duos that actually have screentime together that are more deserving of attention
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>>10767325
what

where is this from
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>>10766622
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>>10767320

Brony as fuck
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>>10767320
>They both make music! They must be soulmates!
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>>10767325
sauce of this gif
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>>10767330
I have never even played Hat Fortress man.
All I would be is comedy as the guy who knows not what buttons do what and regretting the alcohol consumed before.
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>>10766809
>sweaty Renne dabbing her forehead with a scarf
DRAWFAGS WHERE
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>>10767379
I need sauce. I love this blog already.
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>>10767379
i'll have to look into this one
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>>10767391
it's not worth it
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>>10767394
http://vinyl-replies.tumblr.com/

It rarely updates though
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>>10767381
>>10767358
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk2TSYd8_M8
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>>10767379
>tfw LK doesn't ship them either
>tfw Scratch is ded
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>>10767057
and capping the Cheerilee greentext wouldn't?

what about the saffron one?
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>>10767391
Choose the Pyro, hold W, and click the left mouse button while walking toward people. Last time I played TF2 was a few months after if came out, I missed the hat craze.
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>>10767235
Ideally nobody sits out for more than a single round.

Depends if you want to finish or let her finish. I think the plush should be the bitch. Maybe let the plush have a round with each of you then make it watch the end.

Her x Plush
You x Plush
You x Her
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>>10767411
What did I just watch?
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>>10767379
That's what I haven't liked about that ship since day one
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>>10767406
>almost follow
>it's fucking Raikissu

No thanks.
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>>10767358
>not knowing
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>>10767321
The gray one.
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>>10767283
its probably that one nerd that spams cosplay every time he visits the thread

hes been here for years
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>>10767419
who are you
how do you know the tabs i have open
>"Do you want your bone?"
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>>10767411
>she says "I don't know what that means"
Thank Christ. Hopefully she still doesn't know.
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>>10767426
I'm trying to connect now, but I can't remember how to connect to a server with a password through console.
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Are the ponies still here?
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>>10767444
That smear on the face is fantastic.
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>>10767453
>everyone is a vector except for fluttershy
wow favoritism
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>>10767443
Should I know who this is?
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>>10767468

no, Rarity died because she was worst pone and AJ vanished because no cares about her
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>>10767387
>Brony Shoutouts everywhere
Boy it really does burn my bridges to see people all over this damn site parroting this as if it's an apparent fact. If people were to actually look at the show they would see that there have been absolutely no shoutouts to bronys or that the show has become a "fanservice fest"
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>>10766863
Still going on. Alot of drawfags not being productive.
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>>10767482
They're friends with some cunt on the My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Steam group.

Banned me for linesplitting. LINESPLITTING, of all things.

What, you want me to put it all in one paragraph like an autist?
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>>10767453
>The face behind it.
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>>10767490
Oh.
Are the other ponies still here at least?
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>>10767473
Everything about it is fantastic. I would give one of my testicles to be that good.
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>>10767482
She does the My Little Chubbies thing
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But Rarity and Pinkie Pie are right here!
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>>10767509
I've been so entertained by this one I haven't bothered to check
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>>10767529
IS THAT A FERRET?
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>>10767502
That would be a shitty thing to get banned for.

I do that a lot too
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>>10767533
No, it's a pony.
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>>10767456
because I'm the one who pastebin'd them since no-one wanted to cap them.

pastebin just isn't the same.
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How are the horse levels tonight, mentlegen?
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>>10767529
Anon, Lauren Faust said it's my turn to get that pony.
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>>10767545
well i will cap them
eventually
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>>10767522
Oh great, my favorite ponies
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>>10767562
Did you take a husband number?

You need a husband number.
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>>10767529
best pon 2 fuk
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>>10767562
Lauren Faust can eat a lemon, it's my pony and I'm going to enjoy it
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>>10767574
>rarity shouts "eggsammich!" in frustration
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>>10767456
what about the one about taking Trixie to the prom?
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did PWA finish the story?
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>>10767558
>>10766863
Lots of drawfags and MLPG circlejerks playing tf2.
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>>10767587
That luna jumper is pretty neat apart from the wings
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>>10767606
>Based on a true story.
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>>10767574
They are nice ponies.
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Which MLPG-related chat groups do you frequent besides MLPG?
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>>10767569
eventually is better than never!
also >>10767600
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>>10767575

If mlpg's headcanon is anything to go by and stallions are considered a breeding commodity, what does that make marriage?

Some kind of highbrow class expression where a stallion is restricted to a single mare? While the rest of the partnerless ponies look on in envy?
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>>10767618
rarara is a scowly poen
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>>10767576
But what if I don't want to be her husband? I haven't even met her yet.
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>>10767621
would fug
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>>10767600
i think i missed that one
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>>10767606
Oshi- is that some Yotsuba?
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>>10767603
it's a good thing my dad is on his computer right now or I'd try joining and acting silly
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>>10767630
and yet she was hanging out with pinkie more often after they got back

what happened on that handcart
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>>10767621
That is a pretty Sweetie Belle. Do you have a pretty Scootaloo?
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>>10767635
I think it's 404 girl
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>>10767631
Look, buddy, I don't make the rules.
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>>10767668
>404 girl
Hey, have you heard about grin man?
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68.232.162.224:27015

bon bon

Currently 20 people Strong. Appledan, Text, Roogna, Nanaki, and others including some fucker from Wyoming.

Team Fortress 2, map just switched to Junction
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>>10767621
3dpd
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>>10767666

nothing new, only old stuff for now
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>>10767243
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>>10767679

I don't know which one has the funnier face.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>10767679
full moonface
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>>10767706
Goodnight best princess.
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>>10767633
http://pastebin.com/Ca6e9uKK

Here.
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>tfw too nervous and anti-social to play with people online.
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>>10767706
Goodnight moonbutt.
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>>10767628
Quite a bit of envy. The stronger, more handsome, wealthier stallions generally marry someone equally powerful and attractive.

>The Cakes
That ass is legendary in Ponyville.
And you can ask anyone in Mr. Cake's graduating class, he is hung like a donkey
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>>10767727
she's a very pretty cunt
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>>10767738
>tfw play a bit
>tfw totally awful
>tfw your team always loses
>tfw you know it's your fault
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Hurrah for tf2. That was fun, but I must go. If you haven't joined, join.

I hope we do it again soon.
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>>10767738
>tfw not nervous, just anti-social
I can't remember the last time I had a conversation.
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>>10767738
I have to get slurring drunk before I can use the mic online
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>>10767758
>teem keeps winning
>it's your fault
their fault they run into my arrows.
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>tfw too shy to suck your favorite pony's dick
Fuck, it's right there too...
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>>10767694

>Applekarl

>Big Rose Palm

>No consent Nora

>Mr. Spork

>Adolpha

>Cavity Queen

>Les Mysterioso
>>
pinkie pie
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>everyone's playing tf2
>I'm just sitting here trying to make my desktop look pretty


At least we can hang out with bon bon, right guys?
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>out of alcohol
>feels and other general depressing thoughts piling up like a freeway wreck
What the hell happened to me to fuck me up this badly? I'm to the point I need booze just to get by every night.
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>>10767764
same thing here. I played for all of 5 minutes but realized it's not the weekend. Why the fuck are we doing it so late?
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>>10767791
>your favorite pony will never sexually assault you in public
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>>10767810
I like Bon Bon. She's a very interesting pony. I would like to get to know Bon Bon.
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>>10767764
I don't want mlpg to know my steam account.
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>>10767803
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>>10767791
Sounds like you lost your chance.
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>>10767810
its ok we can party without them
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>>10767754
she'll learn
someday
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>>10767810
Nobody likes you, BonBon
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>>10767824
hello
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>>10767810
I'm installing some mods to Minecraft.

Feels good, man. Let the autism flow.
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>>10767810
>tf2
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>>10767810
>everyone's playing tf2
>I'm just sitting here organizing my 4chan folder
accessing bonbon has never been easier
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>>10767810
I'm still here, Nobody.

I'm always here.
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>>10767810
>>10767837
Alright! Yeah! Let's have an awesome party!

...What are we going to do?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9GLXz3RA7o&feature=youtu.be
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>>10767823
I want to join the MLPG steam group but have meatland friends who would almost definitely flip shits
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>>10767846
I wish the Forge team could come up with a better configuration strategy for block/item IDs.

Shit is a motherfucking nightmare.
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>>10767856
HAVE FUN
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>>10767811
you might be an alcoholic, anon
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>>10767856
Let's color together! Which pony do you want to color?
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>>10767738
>tfw you are as asocial on the internet as you are in real life
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>>10767811
>tfw your life didn't turn out the way you wanted it
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>>10767862
They don't even remember us anymore. Not even Faust.
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>>10767866
what is meatland
>>
FUCK MY BUTT
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>>10767868
Wasn't Mojang supposed to release some kind of fucking API or some shit?
What ever happened to that?
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>>10767890
Like a mutt?
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>>10767881
wut
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>>10767878
Well yes, this much is apparent. But WHY am I an alcoholic? The nightly depression stated well before the drinking.
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>>10767889
real life, home of the 3dpd?
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>>10767811
>>10767878
>>10767881

not your personal shitbags
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>>10767881
This picture is terrible.
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http://imgur.com/a/mzvCt

unf
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>>10767890
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>>10767890
Pinkie Pie, not now!
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>>10767890
Are you a pony?
Are you female?
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>>10767903
Why is pony so flat?
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>>10767878
>>10767881
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>>10767911
Not as terrible as your face
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>>10767893
notch and his buttbuddies are liars
surprise surprise
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>saving porn
>no unix timestamp for filename
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>>10767904
because it's fun
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>>10767685
New round. Still going.
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>Everyone is playing tf2.
>Never played, but have been in the group since it started.
...
hell it's a first time for everything.
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>>10767890
>>10767899
>"D-Dios mio..."
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>>10767912
Sex epilogue is too rushed, needs a better sense of time between the ending; maybe a followup comic would have been better.
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>>10767880
>>10767881
>>10767904
Sh, sh sh sh, it's okay.

Soon it'll all be over.
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>>10767866
do your friends check your account everyday or something?
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>>10767916
you should draw some humanized shota
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>>10767912
Self fulfillment to the max
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>>10767811
>>10767878
>>10767881
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>>10767906
nailed it.
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Day 94
5/21/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,214 (Running Total: 573,616)
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 19,143 (Running Total: 2,471,612)

I read an exclusive spoiler for EqG today.

It'll suck.
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>>10767941
what
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>>10767943
Yes, fun as in not sucking on a 12-gauge every night trying to work up the sack to end it all. I want to know how I got to this point.
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>>10767904
I think you should get help, anon
there are people out there who can help you answer that question
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>>10767974
Leth, it's coming.
You can't stop it.
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How do I make this pony notice me?
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>>10767974
Of course it'll suck, we all knew that.
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>>10767974
You'll suck
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Team fortress 2?

More like Terrible 2~
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>>10767974
leth twilight loves brad not you
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>>10767980
I can't afford it.
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>>10767685
>>10767944
lel getting beaten by drawfags
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>>10767754
so can you cap that one too while you're at it
eventually
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/tg/ was doing something rather amusingly horsey just now.

>>>/tg/24967123
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>>10767989
Become rich and famous.
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>>10767960
>tfw won't even get to experience an awesome death during a global apocalypse
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>>10767982
she gonna get surprise sexed
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>>10767974
give us a taste, Leth

might as well fet it out of our system now
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>>10767738
>>10767880
>>10767758
>>10767769
>>10767772
>>10767811
>>10767878
>>10767881
>>10767904
>>10767943
>>10767960

as usual MLPG is exactly like /r9k/
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>>10767964
Probably not
but one of them is practically /v/ personified so who knows
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>>10767965
I don't know who you think I am, but cannot into humans
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>>10768024
That's.... that was the exclusive spoiler, Anon.
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>Fuck it, lets play some hat fort-
>You need to update.
>This will take a few moments!
>Takes two minutes to get to 1%
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>>10767974
probably not as shit as Xbox One
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>>10768048
yeah, they optimized the files, which is taking a while for a lot of people.
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>>10768048
depending on how long you havn't played, it's likly installign steampipe for you (basically a steam upadate)
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>>10768051
It probably will be as shit as the SeXBox One.
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>>10768028
I AM THE CHEESE, I AM THE BEST CHARACTER ON THE SHOW
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>>10768019
Boy are you in for a surprise.

It's closer than you think.
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>>10768014
That was amusing
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>>10767952
is someone hungry for a bone?
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>>10768016
Let say I am, be came one. How do I get best pony to notice me?
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>>10767982
>feral twilight

unf
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>>10768068
I have never played, have had the game for years.
I am not even good at fps games.
Needless to say, I am going to be a great credit to the team I am against.
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>>10768098

That was a good greentext. And I don't normally like fetish greentexts!
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>>10768043

Um, ok.
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>>10767982
>naked lunch
heh, that movie sucked
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>>10768102
Fireworks. Failing that, artillery strikes.
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>>10768014
/tg/ + /co/ OTP
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>>10768098
As cute as this may be, the arm isn't large enough to be "Diamond Dog" size.
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>>10768102
I thought you wanted Rarity to notice you?
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>>10767912
Wow.
I was waiting for the poses to get rushed and the quality to go down.

Sure the sex was a bit rushed but in my opinion it's usually stretched out too long anyway.
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>>10768014
I enjoyed this
the fact that it briefly had shitposters distressed me
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>>10768116
yeah, your update is going to be painfull

your probably downloading 10 gigs of shit (less now - steampipe made the load more bearable)

you also missed tf2's golden age and are entering the Age of Hats.
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>>10768128
I don't want to burn her house down.

>>10768134
Because she is. Prove me wrong, anon.
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>>10768132
it's kind of funny how the only people that draw them as actual diamond dogs are LK and Klondike
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>>10768163

Mang's are pretty close I'd say.
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>>10768163
poor klondike

it must be hard being the only artist who cares about diamond dog anatomy
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>>10768163
Its one of those features that distracted me and without that arm, it kind of lost the charm.
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>>10768180

>tfw still no fappable DD X Rarity porn.
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>>10768179
Sometimes yes, but mostly no
He gets the arms but the legs are just human legs, not even digitigrade
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>>10768141
yeah. Those people combined with the people a couple days ago who fucked up that one guy's thread do not bode well for the house of elegen/tg/entlemen.
am I a bad person for noticing that more often than not, the people who hate ponies over there post W40k?
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you wouldn't shoot a hitler would you
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>>10768212
heheheheehhheh
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>>10768194
you lie!
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>>10768206

Everyone posts 40k to denote autistic levels of anger. Even other 40k players are sick of it.
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>>10768119
it was pretty vanilla as far as most fetish greentexts go
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>>10768217
You wouldn't download a nazi
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>>10768212
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>>10768230

show me~
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>>10768228

Nobody DD porn when?
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>>10768146
Awesome so i will be done when the event is over.
Save us all the need for someone to youtube it.
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>>10768192
just imagine the hugs
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>>10768240
I dun geddit
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>>10768250
Eh
Maybe tomorrow?
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>>10767685
Still going! Why can't you drawfags sleep? LK is in here now
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>>10768260
I know, man. The arm is large enough to wrap you around and the hugger can lift you up!
>>
Stop horsing around mlpg.
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>>10768252
you probably should still continue updating, though

Steam pipe really is quite nippy
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>>10768270
Err and Map is Well right now.
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>>10768267

You srs?

What pairing?
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>>10768277
We being dogs at the moment.
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>>10768277

But Anon, I love horses
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>>10768270
>LK is in here now
Where?
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>>10768260
Just think of the cuddles.
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>be britfag
>suffer from lack of sleep, its fucking 6 in the morning
>tf2 in mlpg

CHOICES: SLEEP OR VIDYA
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>>10768294
Oh alright then let's dog
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Booty butt booty butt booty butt cheeks.
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>>10768294
I feel stupid that I actually feel sorry for her.
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>>10768272
>you will never go scarf shopping with Saffron
>you will never share hugs with Saffron
>Saffron will never lift you up while you hug her in a big-armed hug and just hold you there for a bit
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>>10768284
Oh I am not going to just up and quit for no reason.
65% and chuggin.
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>>10768272
>>10768272
>tfw LK baited us into asking for hugs because of Saffron's big diamond dog arms
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>>10768272
>Saffron will never give you a bear-hug so big it lifts you off your feet
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>>10768317

She only attended in the hope of getting some musky DDD.
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>>10768309
That reminds me. Zecora claim she can outwit and beat Trixie in the Magic Duel. You guys think she bullshiting?
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>>10768206

Well, I love ponies and I play 40k. So we aren't all no fun bastards.
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What if you cried after making sweet, passionate love to pony?
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>>10768287
I dunno.
What sounds good?
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>>10768302
You should probably go to bed. You'll live not doing vidya.
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>Pony dream
>I got carried up the stairs by some anon who was calling me cute dreams
>When I got to his apartment there was two other ponies
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>>10768337
Heheh, yeah, there's a ton of 40k/pone fanart on 1d4chan.
I'll be honest, it looks pretty groovy, assuming you don't take the fluff too seriously, but I don't think I've got the dosh to get into wargaming.
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>Everyone is playing hats
>No desktop till tomorrow
>Everyone will stop playing then

It's been so long since I played hats
I want to play again
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>>10768360
Its night here, you stupid pony.
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>>10768318
>she'll never howl at the moon and then get all bashful when she notices you staring
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>>10768347

Femrover and 63 Rarity.

Or just vanilla with Rarara getting knotted by the big guy, his huge balls pressing against her butt as they pump their payload into her swelling little pony belly.
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>>10768354
I'm about to go to sleep
can I borrow your brain, please? I've never had a pony dream of any sort
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>>10768321
>can't find good icons
what the fuck, reinstalling steam.
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>>10768364

All wargames are shit, even /tg/ thinks so.

Yet they can't stop playing them because their stupid fun.
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>>10768354
oh my god that is the cutest thing
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>>10768318

>Saffron will never call you "honey."
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I HEARD TALK OF BUTTS.
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>>10768270
what's his steam name?
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>>10768364

It's doable, but you have to budget really well. I have a minimum wage job at the moment and I still actively play. Just a matter of sticking to a plan.
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>>10768382
>you stupid pony
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>>10768338
Dash would call you a faggot and tell you to get out.
Twilight would be confused and go look at her human sex guide to see if this is normal.
Fluttershy would hug you and cry with you.
Applejack would hum you a song that sounds faintly familiar and motherly.
Pinkie Pie would lick up your tears.
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>>10768385
>not having dreams that involve you cuddling your pony waifu/ponimouto/poniichan/whatever every night
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>>10768384
>femrover and 63 rarity

Y'know
I might have to look into that.
But no promises
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>>10768347

Rarity riding Rover while cuddling into his filthy chest and inhaling his dirty disgusting diamond dog scent which she whines about while rubbing all over herself.
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>>10768399
That is a nice, colorful butt.
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>>10768337
We hammer now?
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>>10768391
The only experience I have with wargames with figurines and everything was a game of Axis and Allies I sort of watched with friends. Some guy rolled really well and wound up taking down a WW2 plane with a rifle, I think. It was pretty funny.
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>>10768420
teach me your secrets
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>>10768419
>human sex guide

Why would something like that exist in Equestria
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>>10768384
>She starts off squeaking and protesting
>Until one of her whines turns abruptly into a lustful groan
>Her hips start slamming against his in rhythm
"Yyyyyessss!! Do it! Breed me!"
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>>10768396
Of course she wouldn't
She'd call you pequeño
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>>10768364

40k isn't really about the game.

It's about picking an army whose aesthetic you enjoy and having fun making and modelling them.

What factions do you like anon?
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>>10768385
Try and practice lucid dreaming, once I started practicing it became easier and easier and for most of the time I ended up in my dreams as a cute pony.

Now I don't even have to go lucid to have a pony dream, it's wonderful.
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>>10768437

FOR SCIENCE!
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>>10768420
I know, right?
my life is shirt
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>>10768407
I doubt that would harm me at all, Twily.
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>>10768437
Cutie marks are hard to come by, ponies specialize in all kinds of things these days.

Including human anthropology with an emphasis in human sexuality. Particularly dicks.
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>>10768449

But ponies can't get pregnant from a diamond dog.

C-can they?
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Why is she so perfect, /co/?
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>>10768473
>Implying
I just hope I picked the right one. I really need a preview function for gifs
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>>10768481
>major in sucking dicks
>300k starting
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68.232.162.224:27015

bon bon

The hatting never ends when MLPG regulars and drawfag dont stop circlejerking! Come in for Team Fortress 2!
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>>10768454
Models and painting are expensive as hell though, and it takes some basic knowledge to not make them look like ass, like THIN YOUR PAINTS.
Still, I'd love an IG army. It's just their style of warfare seems so right in the environment.
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>>10768454
Most of what I know is just via attrition, and since I regular /tg/ that of course means I know the most about da Orkz and Spess Muhreens. So far the most interesting thing I've heard of in 40k were the Techpriests. They had some pretty cool fanart a couple times. Not sure what faction they're from, though.
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>>10768504
Books are for dorks
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>>10768504
nah man

nah
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>>10768506

I have never played team fortress and feel like doing so now is pointless.
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>>10768504
That just seems awkward and forced. Like they're posing for some stock image collection.

"Ponies reading together"
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>>10768432

Sure, why not.
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>>10768419
>Applejack would hum you a song that sounds faintly familiar and motherly
And what would Rarity do?
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>>10768518
>you will never have a large collection of ponies laughing while eating salad
>alone or in groups
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>>10768506
>1%
This is suffering.
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>>10768491
Because she not? There are other ponies that are better then her.
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>>10768506
FAK U IS 2 LATE
seriously though, I have to sleep eventually. Are there enough people that we can do it tommorrow, maybe not so late?
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>>10768529
Rarity is too busy sucking the next dick.
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>>10768490

No, but ponies who stoop to doing such an act with a dog will be banished from Equestria and forever stricken from our memories.
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>>10768490
Maybe, maybe knot.
The real thing is, how much steaming hot spunk can she get her womb stuffed with before she passes out with a lewd expression and a vibrator running like mad jammed in her hole.
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>>10768531
I laughed so hard I got a coughing fit
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what happens whens thepiny?

[spoilr] you get a pony!
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>>10768513

Techrpriests, Spess muhreens, Imperial Guard, Inquisition, Sisters of Battle.

All of these factions fall under the umbrella of the Imperium.

The admech (Techpriests) technically don't have their own army list. Sometimes members of their faction appear in other armies like Space Marine Techmarines and Imperial guard Enginseers, but that's it.

Forgeworld (super expensive luxury branch of GW that acts as a kind of supplement to the main game) has been bringing out some admech units for their new 30k line.
>>
Has Jessy ever drawn palette painting the finish on a plane pony? Sounds like it would be a cute picture
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not sure if should roll or not
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>>10768513

They don't have one on the tabletop yet though.

If you want to do some reading up on the various races, Lexicanum is a good place.
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>>10768575
Should roll to see if you should
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>>10768546
But what if the two of you were alone?
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>>10768490
>>10768554
does this mean humans are allowed to fuck ponies
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>>10768531
I...
Has this been done yet? Ponies laughing eating salad?
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>>10768590
it's not just allowed, it's mandatory
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>>10768586
she'd call you a pussy and then suck your dick again
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>>10768586
HNNNG
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>>10768568
Scrubs.

You're drunk.
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>>10768591
I have three images of it, and one of them is EqG
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>>10768575
0-2 Do what is responsible
3-6 Do what is fun
7-9 Do what you want
Dubs Do something to contribute
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>>10768585
grand idea! actually, bed seems like a better option
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>>10768590

Yes, humans are contracted by the Princess. They are assigned a pony to please for the rest of their life.
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>>10768613
Why does everyone keep telling me thing I already know? Huh? How'd you like it if I did ot it you?

HEY MLPH! EQUESTRIA GIRLS IS GUNNA BE SHIT
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>>10768614
I googled it and found one.

Care to share your other two if this isn't one of them?
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>>10768618
0-2 Go to bed for a good nights rest
3-6 Play TF2
7-9 Finish inking this three colts pic
Dubs I take an immediate request fulfilled tonight
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>>10768631
nice, thanks
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>>10768506
We're on Dustbowl now.
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>>10768642

Goodnight anon.
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>>10768631
TRIGGER WARNING: Mutants
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>>10768642
Night!
Thanks for using my roll chart
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>>10768453
d'aww
that's a cute word
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>>10768654
But mutant Fluttershy is left handed...
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>>10768643
I made one a long time ago in a sketch page that nobody saw
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>>10768677
if you say so
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Which contributor has the worst taste in ponies?
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>>10768702
I like all the ponies
where does that rank on the list
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Plane pone!
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>>10768700
Perfect.
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>>10768709
Almost top tier. You're free to go.
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>>10768696
neat, thanks!
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>>10768354
>humanized pony dream
>walking up a big flight of stairs with AA's teen Babs
>no walls, just a bunch of criss-crossed I-beams allowing a panoramic view of the city around us as we climb higher and higher
>finally reach the top floor
>we kiss on the roof
>wake up
simple, yet enjoyable
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>>10768709

At the top, for you have love for all ponies.
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>>10768714

Why is poland a pony?
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>>10768714
>voltorb pony before she self destructs
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>>10768731

>tfw gave someone a dream

Oh Gosh...
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>>10768756
Nigga that's electrode. Voltorb's look like pokeballs. And don't smile.
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>>10768591
What about ponies struggling to drink water?
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>>10768714
>something about her colorscheme
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screw it. Rollin'
1-3:Isabelle
4-6:pon
7-9:vidya/bed
0/dubs:mlpg decides
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This is my original character, Steel Donut!
Donut Steel!
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>>10768777
trips again, are you serious right now
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>sneaking peeks at butts all day
>ponies notice the bulge in your pants

how do you get out of this
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>>10768786
draw a group of ponies laughing while eating salad
but go to sleep first
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>>10768772
I 'unno.
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>>10768777
Go to bed.
You deserve a break, and your sleep schedule could use some help.
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http://derpibooru.org/229200?scope=scpe8d35381a20026de260618b74b32a974aeadd6384

>it's been months since her last excursion
>out on safari, relaxing vacation in her last week or so
>a cry for help in the jungle spurs her into action; the stallion that sired her needs aid
>Daring springs into action, weaving through the forest and making use of the vines to help aid her path
>as she draws near her wings flare out and stiffen, a contraction surging through her stomach
>Daring Do clings to a single vine, breathing heavily in short bursts and steadying herself
>another contraction rocks her body, and the pregnant mare huffs, crossing her hindlegs in a futile attempt to prevent the unstoppable
>liquid races down her thighs as her water breaks
>Daring Do, suspended high above the jungle floor clutches her belly and moans.
>"Not now"
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>>10768764
though she wasn't wearing revealing clothing
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hey guys guess what I'm not doing
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I guess I'll roll.

Evens: Bed.
Odds: Pony first.
Dubs: I dunno some third thing.
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>>10768789
>"Hey, remember that time I told you I was a unicorn?"
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>>10768784
>donuts of steel
unf^2
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>>10768764
You should please draw more Babs
I'll write about her
and you draw her well
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>>10768812
is it drawing ponies
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>>10768812
Drawing?
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>>10768821
whenever I think donuts, I don't think tasty pastries any more. I think of EA.
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>>10768819
But Anon, what if she wants to see it?
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How about Rarity laughing, eating a bowl of salad, and fighting a giant crab?
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>>10768799
how do you know about my sleeping patterns
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68.232.162.224:27015

bon bon

Apple, Tex, Faceless Jr. Rooga, etc. drawfags and mlpg regulars in here
>>
So I've been awake an hour longer than I've needed to be, because I'm trying to put pony on my phone. It's a dumbphone Cosmos 2, and I want to read >fanfiction

so I download the fanfics from Fimflc as txt but they're all full of unicode

so I try to find a decent text conversion

Win7 64bit doesn't have edit.com?!?!?!?!?!
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>>10768844
Can Pinkie Pie be watching while having difficulty drinking her water bottle?
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>>10768844
while trixie holds a bunch of pinecones amirite?
stop crossing the streams
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>>10768811

>wearing revealing clothing when you go staircase climbing to kiss on the top floor
>2013

>>10768828
Well, considering I just started this job, hopefully I can still manage enough time to do that. Speaking of which, I should get to bed now.
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>>10768812

How much stuff do you actually have that you're working on klondork?

Everyone keeps making out like you're always doing everything.
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>>10768843
Punch her then run away
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>>10768828
>>10768863

Also - Thanks.
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>>10768843
then I'd show her and let her decide what to do from there
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>>10768853
I'M DOWNLOADING AS FAST AS I CAN
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>>10768862
Fuck that, I want to cross ALL the streams.
Full fadgasm.
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You booped too hard and now pone is unconscious.
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>>10768863
well its the only thing you've drawn her in
you should try drawing her in something modest like jeans and a hoodie
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>>10768853
I'M TRYING
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>>10768856
Open it in notepad (or wordpad, whatever)
Go to Save As
Save it with ASCII encoding.
That might remove unicode characters.
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>>10768843
I'd sit her down and have a talk with her about things and tell her it's lewd
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>>10768840
fuckin' EA.

I've never actually ERP'd with him, but he does us a good service.
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>>10768906
>not notepad++
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>>10768921
I was assuming he was a pleb if he couldn't get rid of unicode characters.
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Evening troops! I have a rather specific request tonight, if that's alright— I'm looking for album covers or vectors of Gilda for my next release. I need them by about tomorrow at noon PST, if that's enough time!

Also does anyone know if Kenny still pops by every so often? Dude's hard to get a hold of these days.
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>>10768920
You never got to be his pet?
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>>10768893
oh no
how could i do that to ponk
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>need to reinstall TF2
Eh, fuck it.
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>>10768935
>gilda
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Alright, I guess that's enough. catch y'all later

take this boob practice
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>>10768937
is that all he does?
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>>10768959
No, but it's what I like the most.
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>>10768959
that, cum inflation and sounding
pretty sure if you ask nicely he'll do just about anything you want
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>>10768937
No, the idea of being his pet isn't really appealing to me. I like being submissive (as in, allowing the other to take control), but not subservient (as in, doing the other's bidding because they will it).

I'm sure he takes good care of his pets, though.
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>>10768970
even ponies?
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>>10768935
Don't think so, if it's Ashcorp you're looking for. You could always bug him on tumblr, though.
As for Gilda vectors, well...
I don't think I have any full-body shots.
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>>10768988
yes
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>>10768952
Sorry man, it's related to the song but otherwise I'd let anyone submit anything!
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>>10768935
He's in his own little panda world now.
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>>10769012
can I get one with a #D6DAF0 background?
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Good night.
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>>10769012
>Mrs. Cake will never twerk it
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>>10769012
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>>10768931
Thanks. I was doing C++ in HS in 1995, but somehow I missed unicode during the years I was a dishwasher.
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>>10769034
What are YOU doing?
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>>10768992
hi~
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>>10769029
Worst feel.
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>>10768991
Tried that. He responds to the occasional reblog/reply? But I've asked him about "Fly" several times now and he hasn't responded which makes the situation a bit difficult.

Spoiled for those who opt to give a shit about tl;dr: Basically I think "Fly" is alright as-is (give or take some volume/compression issues), Ken has expressed interest in not doing anything pony-related anymore, and I still REALLY want to work with him but I don't think "Fly" is the right song for the job. I wanted to ask him if it was alright to release the song as-is and work together on something else later, but he hasn't responded to a couple Skype messages and Tumblr PMs over the last month or so. That and it's kept me from just kind of shooting the breeze/chatting with him and I'd be down to just kind of hang out but it's difficult with this hanging over my head.
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>>10768935
I'm not sure what kind of Vectors you're looking for but I think I have a few
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post ocs
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>>10769051
I've yet to see unicode discussed in an academic setting. Everyone online treats it nowadays like it's a pretty big deal though.>>10769080
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>>10769080
nigga I got ocs for days, be more specific
what kind of ocs are you looking for
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>>10769080
His name is Hazelnut
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>>10768935
and another
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>>10769077
This kind (full-body) is absolutely fine, thank you!
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>>10769099
Too much hat. Otherwise IT'S BROWN AS FUCK.
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>>10769076
Have you tried going through Rose? She might be able to rein him in.
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>>10769109
Ah, In that case, I think that's the only one I've got, sorry
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>>10769099
appledan is that you
lose the facial hair
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What question of yours is Celestia answering, Anon?
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>>10769129
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Quick give me a good disney movie to watch tonight, I'm gonna leave it for download while I go to college.
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>>10769120
Ehhhhh... I'm never fond of having others do my dirty work. Seems manipulative and like I'm "using" them.
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>>10769154
"Can I be the little pony?"
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>>10769154
how we can screw in the throne room in the middle of the day with no one noticing.
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>>10769168
Emperor's New Groove
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>>10769132
No worries! I can still do partial-body... just think of what would look good on an album cover, as unhelpful as that sounds.
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>>10769080
ok
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>>10769179
>not in front of the congregation
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>>10769154
I asked if there was anyway I could be transformed into a slutty mare.
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>>10769168
Planes 2
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>>10769170
Well, just asking her to pass along a message since you've exhausted other avenues isn't really using her, it's calling in a favor from a friend so you can get some work done.
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>>10769194
>dook's juicepon is now a tittymonster
Expected, really.
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>>10769202
i wish i was friends with other contributors
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>tfw you die and you saved hours ago

Anyone have some sorta way to remind themselves to save? Fuck.
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>>10769198
That's implied

It's much hotter if ponies are present but oblivious. I'd love to try to break Celestia's composure and force her to moan in the middle of a deliberation.
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>>10769154
Can you manufacture long swords,hammers,crossbows and proper armor?
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>>10769168
Oliver & Company
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>>10769246
>giant plane pony
Oh god it's that A-10 story all over again oh god oh god unf
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>>10769202
Eh, she's done me a couple favors already (in terms of art)— if anything, I owe *her* a favor or two by now. Not impossible, but I'm a little wary of pushing my luck.

>>10769223
What's stopping you?
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>>10769263
Well, you can segue into it. Ask if she'd like anything from your end, and just mention in passing that you need to get in touch with Kenny so you can finish up Fly and then you can work on something for her, if she wants it.
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>>10769263
i never have and never will be flavor of the month which means i will never cement a place among the contributors. morbid way of viewing it but that is how it works
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>>10769261
Pfffhaha, oh fuck, I was there.
How horrifying.
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>>10769261
Wh-what story
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>>10769283
Jeez Lyra, chill out.
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>>10769280
Good thinking! I'll have to ask tomorrow, but I might give that a shot.

>>10769285
You don't have to be a flavor of the month to be friends with someone.

Alternatively, if you wanted to think of it as a monthly thing, wouldn't that just mean producing a lot of content at least once a month? At the very least you'd get a lot done.
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>>10769297
Ever wonder what it would be like to have sex with an A-10?
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>>10769285
No Anon, it's your own fault because you don't talk to people but instead wait for them to come to you.

I've never been the flavour of the month artist either and I'm friends with a bunch of contributors from here
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>>10769283
I would rub that pony's tummy violently.

>>10769301
Then spank her for cutting up my jeans while she's wearing said jeans.
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>>10769297
>>10769307
http://a-10writer.tumblr.com/
This is as close as you're going to get and it is so good.
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>>10769301
No
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>>10769285
Do you have a name?
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>>10769307
Just who the fuck do you think I am
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>>10769316
woah nelly
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>>10769316
>>10769351
I'd love to see the denim creases and seam lines spiderwebbing her rear before we go for a second round
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>>10769351
What she'll get a real kick is when she goes looking for her panties to feel sexy at night and finds them in my room.
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Would Lyra be turned on by seeing Anon ruthlessly bashing another living creature's head open?
The idea of someone getting horny over violence makes my dick as hard as diamonds
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What's it like to have a small dick, MLPG?
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>>10769396
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>>10769414
Eh, not too bad.
I bottom anyways.
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>>10769396
But marshmallow ponies don't get hurt.
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>>10769414
Oddly exhilarating in the right circumstances

unf
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>>10769396
The fact that humans can be so dangerous and violent yet in another environment the same one can be civilized and calm probably turns her on.

Like a savage beast. She probably thinks sex looks something like fighting.
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>>10769414
B-but anon, it's how you use it right
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>>10769436
What about Changelings and Diamond Dogs?

I want to fight for Lyra
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>>10768714
oh gosh it does look electrode-y. Maybe try this?
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>>10769414
What's it like to have a gaping, cavernous vagina, MLPG?
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>>10769461
I think if you could beat down a diamond dog that has arms as tall and thick as it's body and claws that dig through earth like water, you've fucking EARNED your Lyrasexing.
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>>10769476
The things you can fit up there. It'd be like a body pocket.
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Done hatting on the horse server. Have a gnight MLPG!
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>>10769476
I park my car in mine
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>>10769489
Wait, are people still playing?
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>>10769487
>>10769476
Feels fluffy.
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>>10769432
Why are you still waiting for something that has ended months ago
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>>10769476
Its like roleplaying as gaping dragon 24/7.

Only nobody wants to stick their halberd in you anymore.
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>>10769522
Ponka come on
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>>10769532
Unbirth fetishists. Just go around and ask on the internet.
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>>10769461
A Changeling is probably equally difficulty to fight as a Diamond Dog.

Being so insect-like, they might not register pain the same way ponies do. They might not feel pain at all. You could tear its front legs off and it would still fly at you and eat your face off. Then move on to the next victim, oblivious or just not caring about its own damage in its battle high.
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Still playing TF2...
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>>10769560
I DON'T KNOW HOW TO JOIN
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>>10769570
>open console
>type connect [IP]; password lesbian horse with a nice ass
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>>10769554
>Eat my face off
>In armor
>Implying I wouldn't have my lucerne deep in it's skull
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what if pony
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Changelings arent capable of love right?
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>>10769618
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>>10769589
I have no idea how to do that
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How often do you just draw your favorite pony?
Or for non-artists, just posting about that pony?
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>>10769638
I'd like him to be a background pony for one episode. Just for that line.
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>2 weeks off
>no motivation to do anything
>studying for exams start
>super motivated to draw
Fuck motivation. It only comes out when I dont have time.
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>>10769650
~

if it doesnt work find "developer console" in the options somewhere and check the box.
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>>10769651
As often as I can.
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>>10769661
How do I put in the password?
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>>10769651
I default to my favorite pony anytime I don't know what to draw.
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>>10769651
I can't draw so never.
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>>10769661
It didn't work
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>>10769651
>>10769680
Also I can never decide on my favorite, so I post them all pretty frequently.
Maybe Lyra and Celestia more often than others.
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>>10769655
Sounds about right
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>>10769655
>want to draw
>now its really hot out
>hot in my room
>sweatin' something fierce
>just drank 5 bottles of cold water
I'm melting pls help
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>>10769602
They will just swarm you then. They all attack you in one swoop and pin you to the ground. Then they use their horn and sharp teeth to gnaw and tear at the edges and cracks in your armor until they find a way in. And they will find a way in. The armor will only make your death take longer as they get into the tiniest of slits and thrash and bleed you out. But they don't want the blood, they want the whole thing.
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>>10769577
Its time
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>>10769666
>teensy Pinkie
Hhhhnnnnngnnnnngggggg.
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>>10769670
connect ip; password<- type this actual word bonbon

dont forget the fucking semicolon
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>>10769463
This better?
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>>10769696
>Dr. Who
That's Jack O'Neill you moron
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>>10769709
I'd watch EG if Twily accidentally goes to school while still a horse.

She keeps wondering why people are looking at her funny.

>DID I CATCH THE UGLY?
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>>10769698
Put two of those cold bottles in the freezer, and keep the other three in body contact with you.
Once they're warm, swap them with the colder ones. Also drape a wet towel in front of a window if there's wind.
Hope this helps!
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Do you think season 4 will be the last season?
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>EA banned from posting
FUCK
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>>10769734
As much as I don't want to see human in pony world, seeing a pony in the human world just for shock value would be interesting.

Oh God, what if Brad sees Twilight as a pony and after the initial shock STILL likes her? The fucking implications
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>>10769728
I would cuddle BDpone and make airplane noises as I run her around the house.
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>>10769753
Nope
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>>10769715
>hardly anyone in the server
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>>10769699
Why would I fight changeling?
I want to hug changeling.
I bet they make adorable buzzing sounds when you hug them.
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>>10769788
It's like 2AM on a Tuesday, anon.

We all have jobs and families and important clients and such, I'm sure.
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>>10769790
They make cricket chirps when nervous.
Also their wings buzz uncontrollably when they're really happy.

God they would be so bad at poker.
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>>10769790

Plus they feed on love, so they wouldn't fight back if you hugged them. Probably.
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>>10769805
>>10769808
Shit would be so adorable yo.
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>>10769788
A lot of people left within the last half hour, sorry anon but you were a bit late to the party
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What if there was a rare mutation that made some changelings allergic to love?
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>>10769797
>makeup can shrink someone's nose

Nope.
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>>10769846
Then they probably wouldn't live for very long, anon.
That would be like a human or any other animal for that matter being allergic to water.
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>>10769699
>They all attack you in one swoop and pin you to the ground.
That's like a 23 year old man in full plated armor getting pinned down and beaten by flying wolf puppies.

Assuming I'm fighting in the outside, in a field against like 10 changelings it'd be very easy to kill like 5 of them but that's only if they try exactly what you just described, a full on attack in order to overwhelm me. A lucerne or a halberd could easily shiskabob two or three of them and split a few more head's open (they're not even wearing armor).

Pinned? I could easily just take out a dagger or just simply start punching them (blunt damage does a lot more to stagger an opponent) also assuming that they're using their teeth to chew through plated steel my death is going to be an absurdly slow one.

I mean this is also assuming I'm a well-trained,well-fed and somewhat fit knight that has fought against ponies in training.

Otherwise If I was my normal overweight self I'd be sitting on a hill with a improvised rifle and yelling starship trooper and starcraft quotes
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>>10769884
>That's like a 23 year old man in full plated armor getting pinned down and beaten by flying wolf puppies
The happiest day ever
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>>10769884
For your well thought response,
they will take you to their leader.
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>>10769884
>Fighting from the ground
>In plate armor
GOOD ONE
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Since when did /v/ get funny?
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>>10769906
Best kind of humor is one that writes itself.
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>>10769906
Fucking gold.
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>>10769884
There's a lot of difference between saying you could do something and doi-
>well-trained,well-fed and somewhat fit knight that has fought against ponies in training.
Iiiii'm going to give you this one, even if knights would prefer something lighter against such small enemies.
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>>10769906
>EIGHT HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
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>>10769905
>Implying you can't fight from the ground
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hlIUrd7d1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xm11yAXeegg
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>>10769928
>eight
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>>10769414
I'd be girthy as hell if I was uncirc'd, fucking jews
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not to be a bother, but a few days ago someone mentioned a comic being drawn based on NNBB

i don't suppose anyone has any more info
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http://pastebin.com/GVRHC7vK
Sorry about dropping out last night, it was really late and I just couldn't fight it any more. I'm ready to resume Rainboob Dash as soon as this horse is dead.
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>>10769928
>EIGHT HUNDRED AND NINETY NINE US DOLLARS
>ALWAYS ONLINE
>LOCKS YOU OUT IF YOU'RE NOT ONLINE FOR MORE THAN 24 HOURS
>NO BACKWARDS COMPATIBILITY
>ATTEMPTING TO PLAY A USED DISC TAKES YOU TO A PAGE WHERE YOU ARE REQUIRED TO PAY THE CURRENT MARKET PRICE FOR THE GAME BEFORE PLAYING
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>>10769954
NNBB?
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>>10769928
You're fucking joking.
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>>10769940
>I'd be girthy as hell if I was uncirc'd, fucking jews
What
The
Fuck

I don't even understand how this sentence could ever make sense
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>>10769963
that twirape fic i (co)wrote
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>tfw Jewish villagers

Anyone know how to build Auschwitz in Minecraft?
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>>10769961
Holy fuck it gets worse.

WHY
WHY DOES THIS ABOMINATION EXIST
AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WHY WILL PEOPLE BUY THIS
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>>10769961
I need a sauce now
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>>10769939
>>10769965
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>>10769974
Ever tried the Harken Scythe mod?
I plan on building a large village to breed villagers and farm them of their blood and souls.

2edgy
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>>10769985
>placeholder price
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>>10769985
jesus
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>>10769985
>$900

PFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
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>>10769985
How do you lose an entire generation within the span of a day?

Everyone's going to jump ship to PC/PS4 or WII U

Microsoft is doomed.
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>>10769985
I have no fucking reaction to adequately express myself. I am going to bed.
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>>10769985
The One would probably do really well if it was more affordable, they're catering to a casual audience, they don't spend 900 bucks on a game console. Maybe 500, 900 is just insane.
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>>10769977
Ideally they don't. This ridiculousness finally kills the serious video game console market and all that's left is casual play with apps and Android-based toys and PCs.
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>>10770006
>jumping to Wii U

Heh, that was a good one, anon!
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>Watching the XBOX reveal
>Lean is back in COD

HOLY SHIT
MAYBE LEAN WILL COME BACK IN SHOOTERS
I FUCKING LOVE LEAN
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>>10769970
Oh, neat
Don't know anything about a comic, but i liked that fic
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>>10769981
>always online, lockout
http://www.joystiq.com/2013/05/21/microsoft-xbox-one-isnt-always-online-but-requires-internet-c/

>no backwards compatibility
http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/05/21/xbox-one-not-backwards-compatible

>paying for used games
http://www.gamespot.com/news/microsoft-clarifies-xbox-one-used-game-stance-6408698
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>>10770006
>Wii U

Why would they upgrade to the same generation?
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>>10770012
Video games are all about numbers, they're being modeled after Facebook games now. Something easy to play and simplistic enough for a casual audience. Games are going to become gradually more diluted until every game is Farmville.
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>>10770016
>>10770034
It wasn't a joke, I don't care much about nintendo but seriously can't do anything worse than what Microsoft did today.
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>>10770035
I'm hoping more indie devs fill the open niche for less casual games.
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>>10769991
>you will never be the poor colt
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>>10770021
DOGS CONFIRMED
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>>10770010
the worst part about the system is that you are forced to buy in and have kinect on at all fucking times while using the system. You have something that can hear and see you on a system that needs to be connected to the internet to use.
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>>10770039
Microsoft shat the bed. Xbox One will tank. This year is the year of PC and PS4.
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>>10770035
Can they all be harvest moon instead? Love that game.
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>>10770035
There will always be a market for hardcore gamers. The casual gamers neither the hardcore gamers will find consoles as appealing anymore though.
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>>10770039
They're not doing anything wrong per se

They're just doing it 8 years later than everyone else already did and then selling it to seniors and infants.
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>>10769956
Aw yiss
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>>10770025
>No backwards compatibility
So Xbox One at launch will cost eight hundred and ninety nine US dollars for the ability to play five games.
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>>10769985
If it's actually $899 you can say bye bye birdy
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>>10770025
>paying 900 fucking dollars for something that reams you some more

Wasn't the 360 like 600 for the 'pro' model back in the day?
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>>10770074
And it will fucking sell out in four days. You know that to be true.
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New horse:

>>10770101
>>10770101
>>10770101
>>10770101
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>>10769961
Watch as they "add" these "features" "back" in "response" to "consumer demand".
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>Not getting a new desktop for Skylake and GTX1000
>The new console will have been out for a year and a half so there will actually be some new graphically intensive games
>Not getting a PS4 for all the glorious Sony exclusives

I think Sony is going to keep up the quality exclusives strategy
It's proved itself well in the last few years
>>
So why hasnt Microsoft or any other console company made a console with the ability to exchange components to keep up with the improving PC market?

If they made a console with easy to change out graphics cards and what not, and made it so simple that people who didnt know what they were doing could do it, they would capture a whole new market.
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>>10770111
>Add back
But they're already there.
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>>10770111
>what are remakes and DLC
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>>10769728
Awww, much! I'll stick with the white and red scheme.
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Last time, on My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic

>Dash retches and coughs loudly, the shower clearing away any unsightly spittle from her face as she pulls back to recover her breath
>"S-see? All about rhythm..." She brushes away strands of her iridescent hair and leans back, shaking her chest a little
>even the slightest motion from her sets her heavy breasts asway
>you decide to show her what you've learned about rhythm by squatting slightly OH GOD YOUR LEGS and grabbing what handfuls you can of her gorgeous knockers
>with flesh spilling out between your fingers and over your thighs, you begin to wildly and impatiently fuck her tits
>"Hold on, cowboy! It's not just about speed, you need precision, control... let me show you." She grabs your wrists and settles them at the sides of her bust as she supports herself from beneath, leaning forward into you and sliding you between her plush masses
>she's right, you can feel so much more of her like this, tender inches of her oversized orbs squishing against you, the head of your cock squeezing into the soft expanses and kissing her sternum
>Dash angles her self, letting you emerge just far enough for her to tilt her head down and lick at yours, the tip of her tongue dancing along your bottom edge
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>>10770218
Dash lapping at my glans while looking up at me with big innocent eyes would kill me
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>>10770218
>squatting slightly OH GOD YOUR LEGS
LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE NEEDS TO BULK UP THOSE QUADS
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>>10770218
I forget if she has nice, fat nipples to squeeze.
She should.
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>the wet slaps of your hips against her overflowing breasts echo off the walls of the shower
>your pace is feverish and stilted, egged on byh the silky touch of her naked skin and the warm flicker of her tongue against your head as it pokes out between her boobs
>she suddenly rises, clamping her palms tight under her breasts to completely bury you in her cleavage, your dick disappearing into the pillowy depths
>with you completely wrapped in her flesh, she looks up at you with those brilliant violet eyes, lustily half-lidded and filled with predatory satisfaction
>"Still think I should get a reduction?" She half-smiles as she begins to roll herself against you, thick and abundant mass cradling your raging hard-on from every direction
>"You know, as fun as this is, I still need to catch up on one more workout."
>with that she releases you from her chesty hold, slowly rising along your body with her breasts squeezed against you, slick with water and soap and spilling out to either side of you
>marking your chest with hard nips and playful bites, she crawls up over you and pins you to the wall with the full weight of her immense tits
>you instinctively wrap your arms about her waist, feeling the ripple of the muscles beneath her skin as she shifts and writhes against you, your dick caught between her powerful thighs as she grinds and silently pleads
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>>10770438
Christ, HOW big are these things?
Hint: not big enough

Tease her with your fingers while rubbing her breasts with your body.
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>>10770438
>you fight back with a hard kiss on her lips, eliciting an uncommonly feminine moan from her as you lean into her
>she's loathe to leave any space between your bodies as you wedge one hand into her groin, hooking a finger into her entrance
>the warm torrent of the shower is nothing compared to the hot, sticky sweat issuing from her womanhood that begins to coat your fingers and your member
>your finger catches on a sensitive point inside her body, making her grunt and sigh into your mouth as her entire body twists and struggles to escape the intense pleasure
>when you keep your arm stretched down and locked into her sensual center, she snatches your penis in one hand in return, furiously jerking you off
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>>10770750
>it's the strangest dance your arms and lips entangled as your fingers and palms serve up ecstasy between your legs
>her breasts heave, sway, and bounce along with her nervous motion, gently sliding against her arms as she strokes you back and forth
>you finally free her drooling snatch from your fingerhold, hands shooting straight for those glorious armfuls, palms barely covering her dark aureoles as your fingers sink into her plush teats
>Rainbow Dash's tomboyish facade melts completely as you assault her fat nipples, tugging and squeezing them in your hands before firmly gripping and lifting them
>she whines when you break away from your long, deep kiss to place your lips on the rounded swell of her nipples
>sucking hard, you drink up both of them at the same time and trap them in your teeth and lips, kneading and massaging the abundant meat into your mouth
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>>10770822
>Dash's hands yank you forward, roughly guiding you into her, legs shaking from anticipation and arousal
>the moment you enter her, it seems as though all strength returns to the two of you, madly grinding and humping in the middle of the shower
>you can feel your tip brushing the deepest part of her with each hilting thrust, her firm and flexed thighs bracing against yours for each push as she tilts to feel you press on her insides
>between your deep penetration and hungry dual-suckling on her breasts, she seems helplessly caught on you
>she leans into you fully, paralyzing you against the washed tile with her healthy, muscled body undulating against you
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So who all is still here?
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>>10771166
I'm still here, mainly for the Dash greentext that's going on
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Me
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>>10771166
I'm writing this with one hand
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>>10771079
>what was that Dash said about a workout?
>you feel an unearthly squeeze against your member as her vaginal passage tightens
>right, THOSE muscles
>after the intense throating and rubdown she'd been giving you, it's a wonder you don't blow the biggest load of your life inside of her right now
>"I-I'm cumming. I'm cumming! I'm... cumming..." Rainbow Dash clutches your head tightly, threatening to crush your skull in her palms as her entire body goes into convulsions, tilting just so to grind her crotch against yours as her pussy slurps up your cock down to the base
>this is why Dash doesn't do foreplay; she gets off in about ten seconds flat and wouldn't want to leave you behind
>even so you make an effort to ride out her wild orgasm, positive that the climax itself lasts far longer than ten seconds as she continues to babble incoherently and roll her naked curves all along your skin
>she constricts you in multiple ways, her arms wrapped around your shoulders, her ankles jumping up to lock around your waist and legs, her womanhood continuously gulping you into her
>emboldened, you carry her like this, your hands now digging into the taut flesh of her buttocks, kneading and spreading it with your fingers
>gravity makes her a prisoner to your thrusts, driving her down on your cock as you send aftershocks of mindless pleasure up through her spine
>water begins to pool in her cleavage, splashing against your face as she carelessly smothers you
>you blubber and can hardly say anything remotely erotic as her constant shivering and thrashing pulls you over the edge with her
>her enormous breasts muffle your ears as you press your face close to her chest
>you are surrounded in darkness and warmth, able to hear only her rapid heartbeat as you begin to paint her insides white
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>>10771304
>it honestly feels like she's milking you with her entire body, but it feels less like practiced exercise and more like animal need
>every pulse from you is answered by a tightened grip from her
>you can feel the hot, thickening juices backflowing over you
>"Oh my gosh," Dash whispers as she clings to you, her words cut by wisps of lust and untainted glee. "I can feel it in me."
>the shower door rattles as you brace yourself against it, still lifting Dash's heavy, statuesque body on yours
>gentle pecks and kisses against your head and face wake you from this reverie
>the shower has long since gone cold, but held tightly in Dash's womanly, overfull embrace you couldn't feel warmer
>you lock eyes with her again, seeing a girlish playfulness creep across her face in a hard blush and smile as your fingers lace with hers against the clear glass
>you lean in to preface your next words with a kiss, "I love you, Dash."
>"I love you, too." She answers with a kiss of her own, sincere and sweet with none of the exaggerated openness
>you wish that kiss could last forever, but typical Dash still has to get the last word in
>"Don't ever doubt what I—or my body—can do."

fin
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