Old Thread>>10656384Any period of time you prefer the ponies to reside in rather then the "modern" age they have now?
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Nah, ponies are fine where they are.
Ha ha ha. Unf.
A steam-punkish Industrial age.
>>10660048Nope.I like their low technology level.
i love dicks, i want all your dicks
>>10660048I like this picture a lot.
>>10660070She does not!
>>10660048I prefer ponies with their airships and video games and x-rays and electrical fans.
>>10660115What if we all posted pictures of our dicks for you
>>10660123>>10660070Did you know that a typical sexual encounter burns 300 calories?
>>10660115red pls, don't teasemy dick hurts
>>10660132Klondike pls stop trying to get us to post diamond dogs, it's not gonna workshit
What if you could punch your cartoon waifu right in the face and your hand could just bounce back like she's made of rubber and instead of hurting her it just tickles?Would you punch her and beat her and throw her off buildings and run her over with your car to prank people? Or wad her entire body into a little ball and put her in your pocket and at some point she jumps out and scares someone?
>>10660109>>10660104Its a fitting style for the show.
>>10660123You'd rather she workout alone?
>>10660139Did you know that professional chess players can burn 8000(three zeroes, yep) calories a match from thinking?
>>10660123She does. She has a fat butt.
>>10660157Imagine how thin they would be if they were fucking while doing it.
>>10660115But I was cut at birth. You wouldn't love a freak like me.
>>10660153I think those hats are so ugly.There, I said it.
>you will never suck rediv's dick
>>10660173>Implying you don't share that feeling anyways
>>10660157I will need a source on this, because that is the most made up sounding thing I've ever heard.
>>10660170Correct. You are an incomplete man. You are ruined forever.
>>10660171You should beThat's a paddlin'
>>10660171Diamond dogs you say?
>>10660183I want to suck on Pinkie.
>>10660138W-with 'rediv' written on them...?
>>10660159Is there a problem anon?
>>10660171THESE AREN'T EVEN MY FILENAMES, KLONDIKETHEY'RE YOURS
>>10660129What if it is the future? Humanity mastered genetic engineering and over a few generations, everyone become cute magical ponies. Given the fact they are still on earth, they have two people make sure the Moon stays orbitting around the earth, as well as making sure the sun never expands into a red dwarf/run out of hydrogen. Over the course of a Billion years, however, pony became lazy and soon most knowledge was lost, and society slowly degraded, with modern ponies being at the forefront of the rebuilding of society and civilization.
Look at this pony.
>>10660207If someone shot that hat, it would just fly off.And that is the worth of a very tall bulletproof hat.
>>10660155If she asked, I would work out with her.
>>10660173Hey Red, hadn't you said something about wanting to draw something like this?https://derpiboo.ru/311046?scope=scpe8df10705ce37906b536de749c61523d147747afbDid that ever get done?
>>10660195Exactly. It's impossible.
>>10660153Not that steampunkish, just having a lot of gear machinery powered with magic, along with mass migration to urban centers and emphasis on manufactured goods rather than agriculture.
>>10660214Hmmmm.....I wish to travel forward in time to the age of ponies.
>>10660208I DON'T EVEN REMEMBER MY OWN FILENAMES
>>10660216IS THAT A COLD ON THE COB
Azeroth-tier world. Medieval fantasy with just a dash of whimsical steampunk. Dirigibles at the least. 90's modern tech only as the plot requires. No steelworks. Gunpowder very limited.So I guess a somewhat inconsistent fantasy rennaissance period.
>>10660240THEN HOW DO YOU FIND IMAGES
>>10660142I'M NOT EVEN KLONDIKEI'LL POST ALL THE DIAMOND DOGS I WANT
>>10660241>tfw mongols kidnap your waifu and make her a slave.WHO WILL FIGHT WITH ME TO RECLAIM THEIR PONE?
>>10660206See, look at that fat ass. I bet it'd even jiggle when you smacked it.
>>10660222trips confirm ill draw it after this picture im doing
>>10660265YOU HAVE MY CHANCE
what if you woke up and you were klondike
>>10660196>you'll never give Saffron's butt a good spanking and tell her she's a bad dog
>>10660260How would a gem grow?
>>10660271>jiggle>not sink in like puddingdo you even gooponies
>>10660260Holy shit that is old
>>10660265what would the pony equivalent of the mongols be?
>>10660284I would be depressed
>>10660048Ponies would be awesome in an industrial revolution time, like in bioshock infinite.
>>10660284I would draw lots of Diamond Dog porn probablyalso go do some sick vertical leaps and enjoy watermelon with new furor
>>10660287>You will never walk her on a leash in public to sexually degrade her.
This was too cute not to cap.
>>10660312why are they fucking ponies
>>10660284I'd ask Kanye West for some money
What if you woke up in a bed with a pony and you get arrested for attempted rape?
>>10660313That wasn't even the full story, though.
needs more saddles
>>10660318Why are you asking this
>>10660318Why aren't you?
>>10660321But officer, I didn't even try to cuddle the pony
>>10660318>Seriously asking that question in /mlp/I mean really, who can resist.
>>10660324There's more? Link me and I'll cap it.
>>10660321kill myself because if a woman claims that you raped her, you're fucking jailed
>>10660321Kill myself.I know what happens to rapists in prison.They get raped.
>>10660306anon pls, he doesn't draw porn, just very suggestive things
>>10660335That's what they all say. Take him away boys!
>>10660331>>10660332>>10660336how do i get a pony to fuck
>>10660327These ponies need to wear more saddles in the show.
>>10660347as far as you know
>>10660310okay I don't think I'd go THAT far...in the bedroom we can go wild, but degrading her in public seems like it'd be over the line.
>>10660271Celestia always has a big fat ass, I thought she would be draw more slender like.
>>10660351but who needs saddle to ride the pony?
>>10660351>yfw human twilight tries to wear a saddle
WHY'D YOU KILL OTIS THAT WAY, SHANEWHY DIDN'T YOU SHOOT HIM IN THE HEAD
>>10660345Rapists are raped in prison...Making their rapists rapists.So, in the end, everyone is a rapist.It really makes you think.......
>>10660345But it's a pony prison, ponies would be doing the raping.
>>10660347He's drawn porn before. Even if he hadn't, I'd possess the skill to.
>>10660366Its more of a style.
DIAMOND DOG BUTTS
>>10660321Buy the best goddamn lawyer to entrap her and say that she doesn't have right because she's not human.
>>10660376Then I could be happy....
>>10660375Except for women. They're never rapists. They sexual assaulters.And even then, their victims should just be happy to be getting some.
>>10660376Brb,going to steal something to get in pony prison
>>10660390>assassinated by brony vigilante
>>10660376ponies don't rape. They just purposely leave rapists out of the daily co-ed shower orgies.
>>10660390But you're in pony court
>>10660376Whats stopping me from being the big guy that grab random ponies and cuddle them?
>>10660389I wish the tail wag was animated
>>10660337gg pls if you're here, do one with celestia and luna "defeating" discord.
>>10660402The armed guards.
>>10660389Why is squash and stretch just good enough to be fappable, it's so simple it's insulting.
>>10660408With a big dumb grin on his face the whole time
>>10660410Guards job is to keep everyone from escaping, they turn a blind eye to any cuddling that's going on so long as you give them their cut.
>>10660416No, not with you.
>>10660430I love the energy.
>>10660410I was watching some prison videos earlier, and all the guards were huge. One of them was from behind, and he was still huge and all tattooed up. Then he turned around and it was a girl.then I got a boner
>>10660364Thin butts are boring, fanon fat butts are better
>>10660361>in public with Saffron>casually talk about burying a bone in the backyard>ponies thing nothing of it>she can't stop blushing and tugging your sleeve
>>10660372>"You're gonna ride me hard and put me away wet~"
>>10660416>you will never be red's victim
>>10660410GRUNKA LUNKA DUNKITY DARMED GUARDS
>>10660430Hi Kraut. Feeling better?
>>10660435I feel deeply insulted.
>>10660416>red will never hop out of a van, pluck you off the streets and take you back to her love cave
Don't do that.
>>10660416Not if she's a fat chick.I hate fat chicks.or probably if it was any girl at all because I'm so fucking autistic and awkward and pathetic.
>>10660424Because it's almost there in the static picture, you can almost see it and feel itThe squash 'n stretch gets the seeing portion down, at least
>>10660446If you look at stills from each season, celestia's ass gets canonically fatter. I'm sure someone has that picture comparing them.
>>10660492You mean Bow Wow ~
>>10660451Is it bad that at first I thought that was Stocking?
>>10660492No, you don't understand
>>10660447I'm gonna need more of this greentext, anon
>>106605072Stocking4me, that's for sure.
>>10660442not satisfied, but that's what i was going for>>10660448sucess>>10660468i feel different.but definately worse.but i know better than to talk about it any more.goodbye
What are some sexual euphamisms only Ponies use?
>>10660507Are you sure it isn't?
>>10660070I'm about to go swimmingcan pony swim well?
>>10660542>wearing water wings on their wingspfffff
>>10660265>>10660241She looks pretty happy there
>>10660552just for a little while
>>10660542Watch Hurricane Fluttershy and Too many Pinkies. Yes.
>>10660513but there's not much elseexcept for the light bondage with scarvesand the tail tuggingand the reverse cowgirl
butts butts butts butts
>>10660447>"You really love burying bones back there, don't you? I've lost count of how many bones I've had to get for you.">"A-Anon...!"
>>10660582Why yes, I do enjoy the occasional posterior
>>10660256>Dash of steampunkhehehThat's kind of what they go for in the show sometimes with Super Squeezy and Twilight's crazy contraptions
k i dont like dicks anymore you guys turned me gay
I love big peepees in my mouth
Can't we all just get along?
>>10660563I thought she looked shocked and scared.
>>10660596>implying you weren't gay before
>>10660562They should have wore these.
a slutty mare deserves respect
>>10660583>she punches your arm>you go flying across the market
>>10660614No /b/read, fuck off.
>>10660614B-b-but muh superiority complex.
>>10660602>>10660596>>10660593>every tripless namefag everfor serious, why would you use a name without a trip? it doesn't make sense
>>10660627>tfw Reu is ded
>>10660104>>10660153I'll fucking kill you both.
>>10660634There comes a time in every namefag life when he/she needs to step up and become tripfag.
>>10660649i have a secret trip, i never thought i'd have to use it
>>10660653No anon, let them join the ranks of the fedora-wearersthen we can laugh at them
>>10660649Because 1. trips are for fags who are super cereal about their name.And 2. Nigga I do what I want.
>>10660649because it's fun exactly because of this. Remember the huge name shitstorm?
>>10660570...reverse cowgirl anal?
>>10660653What's wrong? You don't like people attaching pressure gauges and brass gears to everything?
>>10660665When you start talking about your preference in dick and teasing about getting pictures of dicks then yes, you'll need to use it
>>10660570THAT'S "not much else"?!
>>10660280AHA! Is this our chance?
>>10660653Is there a reason you did not like this like of style?
>>10660679And top hats and mutton-chops and corsets
>>10660510>"I'll eat your cock~"
Cyberpunk will always be superior to steampunk.Deal with it nerds.
Anyone here have a draw request?
>>10660568>watch HFSuhhhdoes anyone have that gif of the pegasus majestically swimming in that episode?
>>10660694yeah? it's not that big of a dealalso I forgot about the vigorous sex that leaves you sweating and her pantingsorry
>>10660625Why does she look so nervous?She's clearly well protected
>>10660701Yes. It's more invasive than Homestuck.
>>10660745no you gotta draw something to prove it's youdraw fat saffron butt
>>10660724finish gala dress bat pone
>>10660742She's worried about going swimming for the first time
>>10660724Dash standing on hind legs and hugging anon at a little over waist high
Secure tripcodes are for jerks.
>>10660724jalm normally requests as anon. are you jsut trying to bait us?
>>10660724Saffron's phat ghetto booty
epic namefag impersonation tiem!/)
>>10660593LOL you are so random red
>>10660702I'm spoiled by Arcanum, so yeah. I thinking of replaying it with a pony this avatar this time.
>>10660595>"And don't even get me STARTED on the front yard! What do you even DO with all those bones? I've seen you sucking on them sometimes, but it's not as if you can EAT them-">she covers your mouth with one big hand>"mm-m-mmph">"SILENCIO!"
>>10660385I want to see more art of ponies pull dancing while dressed like carousel ponies.Imagine a strip club with a large circular carousel in the center instead of a stage and the ponies pole dance as it slowly rotates.
>>10660812Why hasn't this been done in real life with human stippers?
So what happens if EQG flops?
>>10660812>you will never experience the extravagant and lavish nightlife of canterlot
>>10660830Because boobs are gay and the human is gross.
>>10660736anonanon plsI need this anonmy lewd thoughts have reached critical mass
>>10660806I like this.
>>10660849Hasbro wonders what they did wrong and then move on to make something else that will fail right off the bat or ruin something that started out promising and then wonder again what went wrong.
>>10660849I REALLY hope that if it does, Hasbro would just hide it and pretend it did not exist. For 30th anniversary of MLP, this kind of piss off anyone that watches the show since G1.
>>10660765What he said
>>10660812BRILLIANTI know what I'm opening if I'll ever find myself in Canterlot
>>10660754You say this while on a board made specifically to stop ponies from invading the rest of 4chan.
>>10660765>>10660784i have to do commissions
>>10660701>belt count 5did I miss any?
>>10660843>you will never rape Fred in his traecheotomy hole>you will never give Fred an unnecessary traecheotomy
time to officially start using a tripcode all the time now
I just like to think about what fetishes sentient non human mammals would have, since their bodies and minds are different from the human ones
>>10660812I've only seen a little bit of this.http://derpibooru.org/284291?scope=scpe8d85d72722e1d09a50f6b8e380bd232d05a7cbf4
>>10660899Then why are you sitting around here teasing about dicks?
>>10660908No! the darkness will eat away at your soul!
>>10660899but that doesn't even look like your work
>>10660892We do it ironically and for lulz.Homeshits and Steampricks do it because they honestly believe they're helping.
>>10660859only you can finish this one out, anonbury that bone
>>10660908>implying anyone would want to impersonate you
>>10660908it's funny because you're not dooks
>>10660942>lulzBack to /b/ with you.
>>10660942>ironically>lulzJesus fucking christ just stop
>>10660872Saffron speaking spanish is always great
>>10660899Oh.Commission on, I suppose.Good luck.
>>10660968>>10660976How else do I say it, then?
>>10661001you like acting like a retard
>>10660754[in your opinion]
>>10661001it's not how you say it but that you say it.
>>10660806>>10660872>"Are you done?">you give her a little nod>she pulls her hand away from your mouth>"Good. Now can we get our shopping done sometime BEFORE the market closes?">"Yeah yeah, let's go.">"...Be good and I might see if I can find a nice big bone to give you when we get ho-">Saffron smacks you on the back of the head
>>10660937im leaving mlpg forever.
When I started to draw I was really bad.Now I'm getting pretty good and popular. It's driving my haters nuts.It's a good feel.
>>10661013No, you worthless piece of shit, it's FACT that Homestuck is the worst everything.For example, let's talk about OCs.Here we have an average Homestuck OC. First result I got when searching.I don't have words for the concentrated autism.
>>10661034me toosee you in a minute
>>10661034Post that pillow when you get it
>>10661049Are you being ironic right now?
>>10661049I thought that was the main character
>>10661048LMJ please go
>>10661024Oh when we get back she is SO going in the doghouse.
Do you want to pet this dog?
>>10661049Now here's the average CUHRAYZEE good MLP OC.Look at her. Not OP, cute, fuckable, and great design.That's one of the infinite things MLP has on Homestuck. Shrekmate, bazooper.
>>10661071I want to fix that dog's slipping butt cheek
>>10661066It might as well be.>>10661065What?
/co/ is having a fun time bashing MLP and EqG right now. Their janitors must be asleep.
>>10661071I'm more of a cat guy, but she's 2qt so it's okay.
>>10661071has she ever been drawn in bike shorts yet?
>>10661097lonk that shit
>>10661080I wish Jessy was here
>>10661049>>10661080[in your opinion]
>>10661071i have always been a huge dog furry
>>10661114she does good pones
>>10661116I am going to reach through my screen and pop you, I swear to fucking god.
>>10661071I want to do a lot of things to herpetting is one of those things
>>10661080>average mlp oc.pngBut that's wrong you fucking retard, just look.
>>10661097LINK IT YOU FAGFAGOT
>>10661097Good for them! Unless it's just mindless brony hate circlejerking. Then it's kinda retarded.
>>10661122No, you intentionally googled 'bad MLP OCs'. I just searched myself.Back to /hsg/ with you.>>10661120>>10661121lelwat
>>10661124Find it yourself, nigger.
>>10661120>>10661121THE SAFFRON BUTTS ARE SPREADING
I'm backthat was refreshingI think I'll quit MLPG forever more often
>>10661080>hamsteak tunnel visionEvery fandom has good and horrifically bad OCs.
/co/ wants to know what contributors we still have
>>10661152It's pretty refreshing, huh?
>>10661152pls draw Paula
>>10661049>concentrated autismWhere do you think we are?
>>10661144Already did. You had a chance to be useful this one time and you failed. Nice job.
>>10661162Tell them to get their butts over here if they're curious. There's links.This back-and-forth stuff is silly.
So which ship would produce the best magical lesbian spawn?
>>10661183No, he should draw more Caimon
>>10661162Link them the who's who
>>10661205No, how about the Egyptian Golem girl?
>>10661226She's Egyptian now? I like her too, though.
>>10661234She's got a cobra headdress and gold scarabs for a braSeems pretty egyptian style to me
>>10661070>"B-But Anon-!">"No buts. You've been a bad dog.">she lets out a little whine as you attach a collar to her neck>"And bad dogs should be DISCIPLINED.">Saffron whimpers, her trembling thighs rubbing together a little as she looks up at you>reaching down, you rub the top of her head>"Be a good girl, and I'll give you that bone~">her tail wags excitedly against the floor
>>10661226Wait, how about the Spidergirl with huge tits?
>>10661226>>10661234>>10661259Wait who? Did GG put up some more exotic hips?
>>10661259Oh, that one. I thought you were talking about DewbonI'm not sure about that one...
>>10661241but yeah, you have to consider the context of the stories
>>10661202Probably that one. Little polite country filly who talks like a southern lady.
>/co/ thread deletedc'est la vie.
>>10661241Okay, that aside, here's the first MLP OC I found.Probably is the son of Luna and Twilight, is likely an alicorn(I looked away quickly, it hurt my eyes), and is a mess of blood red.Fuck this thing. Homestuck is the best, deal with it bronies.
>>10661287Check the sub. Or his tumblr.
>>10661109...now I want to see this too
Aww... /co/ thread died.
>>10661275I shouldn't like this,but I do.A lot.
>>10661303/co/ thread about what?
>>10661241It's your OC. You like it too much, know too much about it, and reverse image search gets me jackshit.Get the fuck out and go back to Homestuck General, you piece of shit.
>>10661278>>10661226I think we're just making stuff up now.
>>10661275Do go on.
>>10661241You're not serious are you? All fandoms have awful OCs in someone's opinion. It's not an objective matter
Aww, /co/'s mod woke up and deleted all the threads.Shame, it was so entertaining.
>>10661316The comic cover featuring a MLP-Transformers crossover.
>>10661321They're both on the sub.
>>10661295Really who cares
>>10661316us, of course.Was a pretty good one, too.>>10661329>threads, pluralwait what
>>10661329You do know mods are global right?
>>10661348there are global mods, but they're not all global
>>10661344There were two threads about the comic cover, one of which became very active, over 200 posts and was discussing FiM as well.Another thread about Equestria Girls which reached about 60 posts. They were just deleted now.
keep calm and filter on
>>10661296Jesus Christ.Glitter Glue never stop monstergirling.Also Agua is adorbs
>>10661344>>10661334Guys. Why do you think we moved here?Who could be so stupid to make a pony thread on /co/?
>neo/co/ telling us we deserve itthe nerve
>>10661384>neoNice buzzword /v/
>>10661380FUCK THE SYSTEM
>>10661376But then he'll just use a different nameIt's never going to stop
>>10661380I went there to shitpost with full knowledge that the thread would be deleted.
>>10661385>:)Troll confirmed. 11/10 made me reply
>>10661380Some Transformerfag who was butthurt about the Optimus Prime on the Micro #5 SDCC cover.Which probably also gets an 8 page exclusive extra crososver story.
>>10661398i'll just filter that one tooit'll stop for me
>>10661114Hey Rediv hun, did you need something?
>>10661394Isn't calling people /v/ a buzzword?
>>10661399Oh, that's understandable.
>>10661385>Which brings me to my next point; we are purifying you bronies.
>>10661375Huh. I was in at least one of those, then.>>10661380the one I was in was somebody bitching about the crossover comic. He posted later about his poor jimmies.>>10661384Thread I was in was pretty sympathetic, actually
>>10661394Spoilers, words have been used before /v/ got a hold of them.
>>10661409>I'm gonna brrrt youUnf...
>>10661418I wasn't in the transformer cover one, it was the other.
If you could reproduce with pony and have completely pony children, would you?
>>10661409No.. it's too cute
>>10661416I see a Homestuck reaction. See? If it weren't for us, the thread never would've taken off.Checkmate, bronies.
>>10661384But it's true.
>>10661304>>10661323how shall you discipline that bad dog?
>>10661409holy shitthe cute is too much
>>10661385I wish you were rightI really doBut the truth here is that you guys lost the battle against bronies, and WE had to pay the price
Oh my god recursive filtering is great.Why did I not enable this earlier.
>>10661457Oh fuck.Is it from the 2nd part?
>>10661378i'll monstergirl foreverI don't know how big a library of girls I should build up thoughwhen does it all endwhat are they even for
>>10661461Why does Saffron always have suck a good back & shoulders?
>>10661409>you will never come fly with plane ponesad day for everyone
>>10661461A little trick picked up for an old marefriend.Gingering.
>>10661409AHMYGAHPLEASE DRAW HER GETTING INSIDE ANON'S SHIRT LIKE A LITTLE BIRDIE
>>10661442In a heartbeat.
>>10661478Just draw like 3 gigs of Caimon lazies and hang up your cape
>>10661478>what are they forDoes everything need a purpose?
>>10661478>what are they even forThat monster girl game you're going to make.
>>10661473how would you raise them? Do you think they'd resent having a non-pony father when they grow older?
>>10661442>Wanting to ruin your lifelyl no.
>>10661489>gingeringOh,you clever bastard. You clever,clever bastard.>>10661461I vote for gingering too.
>>10661493What about Cadence's ass?
>>10661409What are you gonna do, brrrrt me?
>>10661493you know it.
>>10661409you are herenow give me a kiss i am happy to see you
>>10661516yes pls, I would like this. text based games with pictures should be a cinch
>>10661457>"Ugh, one of those annoying breeding types"
>>10661461With ass fondlingand anal
>>10661516What kind of genre would such a game even be?
>>10661478>what are they even forI just figured you were doing them for fun.
>>10661525Wow that's a really unconvincing rape scene
>tfw jessy is dead
>>10661478Yeah you've been drawing a shitton of new ones lately that you're probably never going to use againPaula could become a regular part of the lineup, though
>>10661478You should have them meet LK's monstergirlsAgua talking with his plant lady or something
>>10661551JRPG with a KS style mandatory waifu system
>>10661510>>Although Logo started as a network focusing on a gay audience, it has evolved into inclusive programming that also attracts a straight audience that wants to be ahead of the curve. The Brony message of love and tolerance...I was laughing when I started reading
>>10661572What kind of reaction is that?
>>10661551Adventure game, duhlike CoC but with less fetishes
>>10661558exactlyboys should be happy just to be getting some.
For anyone following the Celestia Quest, it's continuing tomorrow in /mlp/, not the sub. I'm starting it much earlier since that's what people seemed to want. Noon in the UTC-5 zone.
>>10661577Well LK should do more stuff with his monstergirls before thatI just want him to draw more
Are these threads even about MLP anymore? It's okay to be honest.
>>10661585I watch Logo whenever they have Crank Yankers reruns on.
>>10661610What the fuck is MLP?
>>10661510>brony doc is airing on the homosexual channelMY SIDES
>>10661610Shh don't say anything, you'll just make entitled fetishfags go mad
>>10661610Not really, no
>>10661409>tfw no plane pony porn
>>10661572You shouldn't mourn the dead, but instead celebrate what time you had together.
>>10661610I usually only talk about how much I love my pony waifu when I'm discussing poniessometimes episode ideas and worldbuilding, but otherwise I don't talk about pony
>>10660211I posted a picture just for you in >>>/soc/16010813
>>10661610morning threads are the best for show discussion. Sleepy anons and Europeans.
>>10661426I want to fuck those ponies
>>10661599Why do I find their snouts so attractive?
>>10661610MLPG is always on topic... kind of.
>>10661510>bronies documentary to appear on homosexual network>specifically on a series about crazy shit that weirdos do
>>10661594The problem with Monster Girl Quest is that the protagonist is some sheltered Catholic who's deathly afraid of vagina at least until the end of the second gameTo be fair, some monsters DO kill him, while others just keep him as a sex slave.Still, if I were in MGQ I'd find the girl who does the most butt stuff and give her my mind and body in a heartbeat.
>>10661610We're low on MLP itself except for EQG and comics. We've discussed the show to death and back.The ponies themselves are doing fine.
>>10661551I want to play Game Dev Story now
>>10661654Are you fucking serious
>>10661667Butt stuff as in you buttfucking her or her buttfucking you?
>>10661678Make sure to pirate it.
>>10661654>you actually did it
>>10661674my late parcel
>>10661656Would you fuck a pony version of yourself?
An idealized imperial age Rome.
>>10661657Cus youre a fucking weirdo with a fetish for horsefucking, beastiality, pedophilia and childrens cartoons?>Or cus theyre cute maybe
>depressed peopleGod I justwish I could just do magic shit and find a cure for depression in like two weeks and justgive it to everyone who feels depressedI don't want to see people sadit's not fair
>>10661679...He's serious.He seriously wrote "rediv" on it.What the fuck,anon.I'M GONNA DO IT TOO
>>10661667would you scratch her butt
>>10661667that's the best kind of protagonist>you will never be a pure straightman paladin who has to team up with some crazy succubus sidekick and fight crime
>>10661667I actually thought the zombie was the hottest one, although I only just started part 2.
Does pony watch her girlish figure?
>>10661706I took a shower. it usually helps.It kinda did.
>>10661698only if at least one of us were female. Even if I were the pony.
>>10661698holy unf yespreferably from both perspectives
>>10661557>I just figured you were doing them for fun.well yeah but eventually you get a digital harem of like 100 monster girls and then what
>>10661690Her buttfucking me, obviously.Some of them DO have very thick tentacles, after all.Taking things in the butt is the most satisfying thing in the world and everyone who disagrees with me has either never done it or done it wrong.
>>10661723Pony is as soft as marshmallows. Take a guess.
>>10661654Is it wrong that I would suck you off, maybe give a little anal too with a pretty dress on?
>>10661706They did it to themselves.We did.It's all in our minds, man. All in our fucking mindsStill, you're a very decent human being.
>>10661709I would say we've been derailed but the thread's never been on topic
>>10661741some of them are crystal and some are purple flavored.
>>10661734Now you have to post your vag.
>>10661734WE'RE ALL GONNA POSTS OUR DICKS FOR YOU REDIVAREN'T YOU EXCITED
>>10661736Just make a text game like CoC and put them to use. Make us fight them, or something, to achieve an actual goal, unlike that trainwreck of a story CoC tries to push along.
>>10661736You make a Suikoden-like RPG with them
>>10661741except when they're cotton candy.
>>10661749Noo, it's saturday over here in Sweden The kock is. 00:32
is that pony toy hot glue thing still going on?
>>10661736>well yeah but eventually you get a digital harem of like 100 monster girls and then whatI assumed that was the end goal...
>>10661768I don't even know who rediv is but I just might
>>10661764Now make them rub each other with the other end
>>10661764IM SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW
>>10661523http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPJE4l6j-hgThis game has gone on long enough!I present to the court, evidence that proves how invasive and uncouth Homestucks are!http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=97926Ergo...
>>10661654I've been looking at dicks for three minutes straight and still hasn't found it.Give me the goddamn post.
>>10661774>looks at clockyou are right!the clock is 00:32 in sweden
>>10661764OTP OTP OTP OTP OTP
>>10661778The best and only argument for Twilight being black is that she is purple drank pone.
>>10661764oh my goooosh~
>>10661779SHE A GRILL,NIGGA
>>10661779>Anon taking any opportunity to post his dick online Sounds about right
>>10661792it's on his thigh, not his dick
>>10661792Well, it was the last one when I posted it a few minutes ago...
Who are all these tripfags
>>10661770This would be neat
Fucking namefags ruining the thread
>>10661789With this evidence, Homestucks are, indeed, invasive faggots of the lowest order!
>>10661803A real one or one of those fake online ones?
>>10661778Pink > PurpleThis is fact, don't try to debate it.
>tfw only half cutHow ruined am I
>>10661654Why am I looking at all these weiners
>>10661726What if You got a pony doppelganger but both of you end up being mares?
>>10661817Agreed.We need the tripfags to come make this thread better.
>>10661706>We think your post is spamFuck you auto bullshit detection. Text under picture. Link related below.hyperboleandahalf.blogspot
>>10661830She's legit.She's p. kuhwhyee too.
>>10661654I love /soc/ dick threadsThey remind me that I should kill myself.
>>10661654What sorcery is this? You're not even fat and disgusting
>>10661830I think real.
>>10661764>tfw jessy doesn't boop noses with anon
>>10661842well the /b/ tripfags are here because my filter's started catching shit in itgo to town with them
>>10661817>red posts with her name and the thread turns into dicks>does nothing but rile everyone up>Jessy posts without her name with adorable new picsand I used to like Red, too
>>10661825(I don't even like Homestuck! Why did I have to defend them?)
Well then, looks I need to come back in a couple hours.
>>10661840That would be the best end obviously. even if I got a male human doppelganger and I was the mare. Even then anon.
>>10661736Assuming they're all as consistently unique as they are now?Fuck, pat yourself on the back I guess. You creative motherfucker.
>>10661856you know most of them werent me, right
>>10661840>both maresnigga das gay
>>10661872You're not red either, you fuck
This entire thread has been a laugh riot so far
>>10661856>jessy postingBecause you just cant get off the ride. She even did the whole tumblr "im done" thing and here she is. Not that that's a problem or anything, I fucking knew it would happen.
>>10661879>red hasnt even been here
>>10661872I know that people were trying to be you for a momentbut you did start all of this dick convo in the old threadand you did tease everyone for pics of their dicks
>>10661875niggah das my fetish.
>>10661872But did you like seeing it?
>>10661654I'm proud of you.Nice dick, too
>>10661888yeah, that's not red
>>10661886>red has never been here>she's just a construct of the general
Would you post your favorite pony right in her favorite general in /mlp/?
>>10661883>She even did the whole tumblr "im done" thingno I'm pretty sure she didn't
>>10661888i didnt do the last thing
>>10661900Good golly holly
>>10661888It wasn't red. you know why?because I kept posting as her
>>10661904Yeah, I'm pretty sure she did.
SoooIs anyone else gonna post his dick?
>>10661859If the defense has no objections, I am afraid I must judge Homestucks...
>>10661883She just said that it isn't as fun as it used to be sometimesWhich is pretty much what a lot of people have said
>>10661925Depends if rediv wants to see it.
>>10661875Riley pls go
>>10661925Why are you gay, son.
>>10661923well feel free to post it then since it'll still be on tumblr
>>10661927Guilty, of being invasive faggots!
>>10661929HOLY SHIT THAT FILLY CAN TRANSFORM
>>10661907>not wanting belly
>>10661929Scrunchiest horse time?
>homestuck samefagger>/soc/ dick discussion>tripfagsYeah. That's enough mlpg for today, see you fags tomorrow.
>>10661935I live in Riley, though
>>10661925>Waiting for permission on the internet
>>10661906I don't mingle with criminals.People will think less of me.
>>10661939Nigga you crazy, I'm not gonna go full autism and dig through each of her posts.
>>10661489>>10661519>>10661549>tugging slightly on her leash, you pull Saffron towards you, making her prop herself up with her arms to keep from falling over>craning her neck, she gazes up at you with an apprehensive expression>"Lift it.">tentatively, she slips her knees out from under her and arches her back, lifting her ample derriere into the air>despite her outward nervousness, her tail wagging to and fro betrays her enjoyment of the situation>you make your way around her, kneeling down in front of her raised buttocks>her slit is already moist with excitement, the tender pink flesh glistening in the light. Her bountiful cheeks tighten as she flexes her glutes>taking hold of her rear with one hand, you squeeze it firmly, sinking your fingertips into the plush flesh and enticing a gasp from Saffron's lips>as you knead and rub her pillowy cheek, you gently tug it aside, exposing her quivering pucker tucked within the seam of her ass>"W-What are you gonna do to me...?"
>>10661925I don't have one.
>>10661949He seems to have disappeared. Probably couldn't handle the Edge...'s worth.
Dammit, and then that's the last you see of her.
>fridayOf course, that's why.
>>10661969go buy one already
>>10661949Yeah I guess I pass as well for today. See tomorrow man.
>>10661976fuck her again anyway.
>>10661969Go get one and claim it as yours.
>>10661976Yes, but you can always use the encyclopedia to go back to her.And then there's the extra short story scenes
I wonder what Twily's clam looks like.
>>10661969Posting without your name is useless if you just keep the same line of conversation
>>10662013I mean I want to her as a small horse.
>>10662009Rose plsJessy plsReu plsRoss pls
>>10661978>blaming it on friday/weekend>blaming it on summer>blaming it on the day threads>blaming it on the night threads>pointing the finger in every which direction The shitposters own the thread. Eventually no one will be left, and then what? Will you be satisfied? Was all the time and effort worth it?
>>10662009Tits or gtfo
>>10662019i dont use punctuation
>>10661843That...has really changed my idea of depressionI never had felt depressed to the degree of that guy, but maybe now I have a slim idea of how it works and what not to do with people who are feeling depressed.I'm rambling here, but thank you for showing me this
>>10662033Blaime it on the ponies.
>>10662019Nope.>>106620234 x nope.Post more dick.
>>10662033Well now I just blame you.
>>10661734Post a thumbs up or thumbs down to every dick
>>10662033I can tolerate the threads no matter what time during the weekthe weekend is really awful
>>10661968If we haven't inserted the ginger, a little bit of teasing with our wonderful fingers should loosen her up nicely.If we have, a firm spank or two (or three) will make the ginger take effect that much more~
>>10662055You're not the boss of me,anon.Post tits.
>>10662033You forgot blaming me...
>>10662033Nightthread can be damn chill if the fetishfags stay out of the discussion. I should know, I am one.
cuddle hard mlpg
How about ponies with kicky little legs?
>>10661769Times like this I wish I knew how to flash program
>>10662067But then you'll play the trap card and demand more . Stop being demanding anon. No one likes a dick.
>>10662084>HEY! HEY! SLEEP NOW IN THE FIRE.gif
Manly Thread Time
>>10662080Exactly. There are some times when posting in mpg feels like hugging a huge cloud made of cotton candy.And vaginas.
>>10662060>He just tolerates.>Doing a job halfassed.
>>10662084>WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UP!
>>10662092So why do you want to see it?
>>10662095>NOISE NOISE. Fire always makes it better!
>>10662110Well if you're into that sort of thing anon ok.
>>10662110no,that's the night thread.
>>10662090Ask klondike, I think he was the one that attempted a text game way back in the day.
>>10662111Because I demand post post the dick.
This pony just kissed you on the cheek
>>10662135kid, if you're gonna play the domme card you're going to do better than that.
>>106621402.3 I think we should just be friendswhitetears.gif
>>10662140Turn to her, grab her by the shoulder, and pull her in to return it
>>10662140This pony just kissed you on the mouth.
>>10661968>"Wait here.">"H-Huh-?">"And don't move a muscle.">obediently, Saffron keeps her butt stuck out, peeking at you out of the corner of her eye as you dig around in the nightstand>"Hmm...where is it...aHA!">turning back to Saffron, you show her the object you had been searching for>a piece of ginger, carved into the rough shape of a plug>Saffron's eyes widen as her eyes fall upon it>"Y-You wouldn't...!"
>>10662140give her a hug and ask her if she can show em the way to twilight's.
>>10662140What a nice pony.I should do something for her.
>>10662140What kind of hat is that?
>>10661968Put your dick in that dog's butt.
>>10662120man, and I was just wondering if there were any places nicer than MLPG.
someone post a dick alreadyI'm going to bed soon and don't want to miss a dick
>>10662155Shit's getting real. Plug it up and let's get frea-HOLY SHIT,SHE'S FULL OF SHITDON'T STICK IN HER BUTT
>>10662182We are all dicks, anon
>>10661805if i had a decent dick i would be posting it every chance
>>10662191What will I gain from this?
>>10662047This thread is already fucked so no one will mind us spoilering stuff I hope. Yeah I read it through tears and I'm glad Moot posted it. It was kind of last thing I could expect to read. I feel like that from time to time it jumps back and forth. I was even thinking about suicide which now sounds pointless but just few days ago seemed to be an option. I even checked if I care about stuff anymore and shaved my head just to see if losing those glorious hair of mine that I grew for so long will affect me. It didn't really.It's just surreal. So fucking surreal to be in great mood on 160% of productivity. Have great ideas and so much strength to push further and then just the next day lose all of it. It wasn't even material but I lost it anyway and had no idea what happened.Sorry I just needed to say something. I'm rambling yet again on mlpg. I'm seeing doc in few days. Have a great life anon and see you around.
>>10662167Bake her a pie
>>10662198I know rightThere is not a single good thing about having a small dick.
>>10662197im freaking out right now
>>10662183oh fuckmy sides
>>10662197You ponies and your butt touching
>>10662191I'm not goig through the hassle of taking my camera,taking the cable, getting hard and take a picture just because.What do I get from this?
>>10662208It's not a joke if it's true.
>>10662209Take care, man
>>10662221almost as good as butt stacking.
>>10662209>Yeah I read it through tears and I'm glad Moot posted it.Why him? What's the point? Where? And when?
>>10662226fuck off stormweenie
>>10662225>>10662202So demanding anon. Jeeze.
>>10662197And you're greatGod dammit your style is fucking adorable
>>10662155"Saffron, didn't I say bad doggies get their punishment?" And twist it in slow.Make sure to use a little lube, we want her to burn, not bleed.
>>10662231WHY HASN'T ANYONE WORKED ON THAT PIC
>>10662197Now do a little shake and ladybugs awake.
>>10662237And you better write Mlpg on those tits.Now move it.
>>10662213It complements a nice body well?
>>10662235Sure thing bro.
its nice to have some girl drawfags who arnt complete prudes. i posted my dick to rose and she just blocked me on tumblr.
>>10662259you know why they made dicks so small back then?
>>10662264You sure know your way around the ladies don't you anon?
>>10662234Moot. In latest Q&A. Posted this hyperboleandahalf.blogspot answering some: "were you ever depressed" kind of question.
>>10662209I wish I was there for you, Anon. Take care, and come back soon.
>>10662282because no homo
>>10662259bigger dick would have worked betterand possibly cut
>>10662259Except a male body cannot be nice unless it has a large dick.
>>10662264>you will never harass rose for months on tumblr because she blocked you for 15 minutes in a stream Actually I feel pretty good about that
>>10662264No you didn't, don't lie to them like that.
Just think, all those guys with "worry about small dick" syndrome will probably be able to have an entirely new one made for them in their lifetime. 50 years from now, everybody's walking around with a truncheon in their pants.
>>10662264I have no good reaction images to what you just said.You sure know how to treat a woman.
>>10662304>harass>on tumblrthat's adorablei'm sure your asks were heavily thought about and kept her up at night
>>10662282Well, I know that the greeks thought that large wieners were "barbaric", and Michelangelo made David in that style.
>>10662309Except the world is going to melt from global warming within 20 years
>>10662326Did you read my post? I never said I did that.
>>10662282Because the Statue of David is meant to represent David staring down Goliath. His dick is literally shrinking from the fight or flight response in order to get all the blood from unnecessary parts of the body. It's the same reason people would grow pale when shocked; their body is siphoning blood from the skin to use for the vital organs
I humbly request a picture of red, palette, inky and sleepy being stacked on each other, with visible pone butts.
You can ONLY take ONE
>>10662307>Rose is here tooTHIS THREAD HAS TOO MANY VAGINAS
>>10662197>>10662221pony should butt butts
>>10662309People need to stop worrying about the size of their dicks. It doesn't matter how large your hamemr is,but how you can hit the nail.
>>10662326they are talking about ponebrone
>>10662333That's why I'm going to mars anon. Mars.
>>10662333>global warmingIf you were serious in that post, I fucking hate you.
>>10662349It's easier to hit a nail with a big hammer.
>>10662343We are not here to satisfy your every fetish anonGo to bed
>>10662343I feel strange for knowing right away with no conflict which one I want. I will take the apple.
>>10662343how long will it take for them to mature?
>>10662209Take care, man. Good luck on everything. I'm rooting for you.
>>10662363>A circumcised penis was particularly gross. (2) The ideal penis was small, thin, and covered with a long, tapered foreskin.Niggas.
>>10662343I want to take Magichorse for myself, but Partyhorse for my depressed friend.I guess I could carry them to a pet shelter and tell him about penk.
>>10662365But you're not making a hole in a wall, you're trying to hang a perfect and fragile picture.You don't want to fucking break the wall.
>>10662379They stay baby form for the rest of your life and when you pass away go back to their own world.
>>10662380Because it's a pile of steaming bullshit. Educate yourself, read more books and less newspapers, and don't believe guys in tv.
>>10662345>vaginas>too manyno such thing as too many anon.
>>10662409I see.Just wondering, what is your opinion of Alex Jones?
>>10662345And not one of them is mare vagina
>>10662415That's what I was thinking too.
>>10662404Anon, babies come out of those things. They can take it. And they will love it.
>>10662409>ecause it's a pile of steaming bullshit. Educate yourself, read more books and less newspapers, and don't believe guys in tv.>laughing republicans driving suvs.gif
>>10662366>Celestia turning you into a subby stallion for her BDSM fetish
>>10662439When babies come out of those things, It hurts as much as if they were trying to shove a basketball made of meat inside your asshole.
>>10662456Don't forget that the pelvis has to crack to give birth
>>10662447>not loving and motherly Celestiado you even sunbutt?
>>10662409>>10662419>>10662442Please no.Arguing this here will do nothing.Instead look at this crying horse.
>>10662409So what are your opinion on chemtrails and new earth creationism?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hieeq0KxUFwIs it me or FiW is losing its touch
>>10662326>implying you can't harass people on tumblr by messaging them anonymously.
How can you hate vaginas? Most of you favorite ponies have them.
>>10662456And dicks aren't generally as big as babiesanon plspls anonYour penis is small.
>>10662463>the pelvis has to crackgod what?
>>10662469FiW lost its touch 5 seconds into the first episode.
>>10662465sad pone time?
>>10662465GIVE THAT PONY 500 cc OF HUGS AND CUDDLES,STAT
>>10662475>oh no this anonymous dude has said things about me>better cry about it and not delete it without thinking
>>10662409I remember when Sarge Sprinkles wrote that pony fanfiction that devolved into a weird rant against Al Gore and his "theory" of global warming.
>>10662479I don't hate themI want oneAs a pony
>Dicks>Tumblr>Vaginaphobia>Fox news shit
>>10662489dad no plz
>>10662480Ha! I've always been told I've got a large dick.Your penis is small.
Would pony be satisfied with your penis size?
>>10662493It's like you don't know what the word "harassment" means.
>>10662465>This is bon bon trying to look human for lyra
>you will never have this much fun with hoodie
>>10662501it's the weekendalso >post complaining about the current discussionsTHAT ALWAYS FUCKING HELPS
>>10662497Same. But at the same time want one from pony too.
>>10660048I am pissing blood I am so angry at that OP image.
>>10662465I was there when that image was just a rough sketch.Neat.
>>10662488I dislike your opinion
if you have small penis the only hope for you is to become a trap
>>10662508You believe everything you're told?Girls generally don't like to hurt other peoples' feelings.
>>10662509Yes anon... that thing is definitely appropriately sized... I mean for a human of course. Here, that's a little baby dick.
>>10662516 But I'm not into autoerotic asphyxiation.
>>10662518Not just any weekend. Summer weekend.https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=aXlnMveRt-Y
>>10662542>girls generally don't like to hurt other peoples' feelingsokay, what the fuck? how can you speak for an entire fucking GENDER?
>>10662509What the fuck is THIS from?
>>10662542But it was /soc/.Multiple times.
>>10662543wasn't the math that an average pony dick was 7 inches?
>>10662503okay sonI <3 u
>>10662539>tfw penis is too big to hide.
I want to brutally murder everyone in this thread.
>>10662543> eight inches> little baby dickWoman, that's the length of a foal's whole leg. What sort of porn have you been consuming?
>>10662572Smaller I'd think.
>>10662542Are you fucking retarded or just blind and deaf?
>>10662539Of all things I want to know how they LOST THE WEIGHT, holy SHIT.
>>10661491Like this, anon?>>10662243O-oh gosh, thank you.
>>10662464>She takes you up on her lap, laying your legs across her massive thighs>She pats your head then lowers her dress, allowing her bountiful breasts to spill forth>In a calm, comforting tone, she offers you a drink>Without even waiting for an answer, she pushes your face into the nearest one, breath quickening when you close your lips around it
>>10662572It was 7.2 inches long, but humans have sexual stamina off of the fucking CHART, so we win.
>>10662539I prefer him pre-trap. he sounds lieka cool bro.
>>10662608Oh yes...This will do.
>>10662615>do not put in trashwhy would someone break the rules on the box
>>10662614>but humans have sexual stamina off of the fucking CHART, so we win.Talk for yourself.
>>10662605Just stop eating anon. I moved out on my own and I'm too cheep to buy more food than I need. I didn't eat better, just less. Suddenly all my clothes are too big and I this is the third hole I've had to cut in my belt.
>>10662608I was thinking about it having scurried inside someone's sleeve, but that works tooGosh she's so cute, I just wanna cuddle her
>>10662572> mfw I have an average pony dickWell well well.> and your favorite waifu is a size queen
>>10662608Jessy, I like you nonsexually.Be my chickbro.
>>10662601Starting with you, you little shitmunch.
>>10662633Anon, they clearly only put garbage in the box.
>>10662572that whole chart was complete bullshit.it doesnt matter anyways since we have a new canon size for the horses since they appear in EQG episode.
>>10662600Don't snap at me just because your penis is small.
>>10662636I am. Unless you have a medical condition sorry then, you can outlast a horse. They go for like, six seconds. Ten max.
>>10662609Too motherly. I don't want to fuck my mother.
>>10662652say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
>>10662608oh godthis is 2cute4me
>>10662643Are you me?
Man this foalcon I'm drawing is turning out really hot.This might be the best thing I've ever drawn.I love that feel.
>>10662605stop stuffing mcdonalds into your asshole 24/7 and you lose weight. its that simple.
>>10662672I'll skin you and wear your flesh like a suit.
This thread is hopeless.>>10662608Except for you <3
>>10662679Maybe. Maybe we were once one person and split into two skinnier people.
>>10662609I don't understand the appeal of motherly celestia
>>10662465That's... so sad
>>10662681sup kevinsano, who are the ponies.
>>10662572Looking for this?
>>10662663>Unless you have a medical conditionI never had sex,so I can't really know. but I fap to the speed of light and last usually 5 minutes or less.I know I can do it for 10 times in a row, though.
>>10662683> it's that simple1300 calories a day, no dice, motherfucker.I need to get back in to see my endocrinologist; even with a bump in my T4 levels I haven't shed a pound since Christmas.
>>10662608JESSYJESSY IS THAT YOUDRAW BATPONE
>>10662247>approaching her, you pour a little lubricant onto the plug, getting it nice and slick>"A-Anon...?">ignoring her, you crouch down behind her and apply a few more drops to your fingers, before slipping them between her cheeks to brush against her anus>"Anon...!">her ring clenches as you move your fingers in circular motions>pushing two fingers inside, you slowly pump them in and out a few times>"Gh-!! A-Anon, please-!">"Saffron, didn't I say bad doggies get their punishment?">letting out a quiet whine, she ends her protests as you slip your fingers out of her>you hear her inhale sharply as you nudge the ginger against her tight hole>after a few moments of teasingly moving it in circular motions against her tender flesh, you push forward, spreading her anus and forcing the tip inside>"N-NNNngh!!">Saffron bites her lower lip, digging her claws into the floorboards as you slowly push the ginger inside her, twisting it as you go>"D-Dios mio...me quema...i-it burns...!"
>>10662694I wasn't THAT fat.
>>10662608>Those cheeksI swear this woman wants to give me a heart attack
>>10662718There's no physical way you're eating 1300 calories a day and not losing weightmake sure you count your calories right.
>>10662614I'd assume for a sapient, monogamous species capable of feeling love, ponies would have higher stamina. It's not really fair to compare a chimp to a human in terms of sex. Even then, I think my hands would become instantly loved by ponies even if I'm half an inch shorter.
>>10662712Five minutes would be ... surprising for a pony, to say the least.
>>10662657all the scaling charts done have been complete BS because the show scaling is not consistent between episodes
>>10662712That's the one thing I miss about being a teenager
>>10662712CONGRATULATIONSYOU ARE THE SEXUAL EQUIVALENT OF 50 PONIESENJOY THE SLUTTY MARES
>>10662750They wonder what the fuck you're doing back there
>>10662744I scan and diary everything and have a food scale accurate to within 2 grams (likely 0 grams, Orezi is pretty accurate, but it's best to not say "100 percent accurate, boss!"). It's 1300 calories.
>>10662727and after that, Iceplay!
>>10662572>10 seconds>20-40 times a day
>>10662786well then exercise or eat more, because something is broken
>>10662542I don't have an image of people laughing hard enough for this.
>>10662728me neither. Just joking.Are you also too cheep to buy new medium shirts to replace large ones and to buy a new belt?
>>10662805So... would griffons have a cloaca or a barbed cat dick?
>>10662818Everything back there is mammal, so it's likely they have lion-accurate parts.
>>10662808I don't have a ruler small enough to measure your dick.
>>10662651I like you nonsexually too! That sounds awesome.>>10662720Sure! just gimme a few, gunna get some cleaning done. Anything specific you want her doing?