PANIC AT THE GENERAL editionold >>10638810
Ha ha ha. Poop.
>>10642432ice cream poop?
>Fairy type confirmed
>>10642411But on there journey Apple Bloom stumbles upon some old Zebra voodoo plants and gets turned into a ...stallion?!Will they be able to finish there quest?
>>10642432shut up faceless
HIGH VELOCITY BUTTS
Ponka pie
I think my favorite part of Break Dash was that it made you invincible for a bit after hitting the enemy. I don't think there was an enemy it didn't kill in one hit but it was still a nice touch.
>>10642455>>>/v/>>>/vr/
b-batpone
>>10642443>there quest
Homosexuality pones best pones
>>10642455I think my favorite part of that thing that you said that i have no idea what is is that you said Dash.
>>10642440link?
>>10642432>>10642437Fisting her ruined hole like mad~
>>10642471well I had a good run
>>10642496>>>/unf/
Am I your pony waifu?
>>>/q/598895Is moot gonna delete us after EQG?
>>10642502he made more?
>>10642511I guess
>>10642511No, you're a shitty background character.
>>10642511>>10642507welp
Let's learn anatomy:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GgntEanUeI&list=PLE820B1E518413E1A
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>>10642466not now.she's busy.
>>10642518I guess you missed part 2
>>10642507psychic twi plz
what relevant musician really cares about feeding Africa or getting rid of AIDS in Africa?It's for a joke
>>10642440Why isn't /vp/ shitstorming about this?
>>10642443What a strange place. Will this make Apple Bloom better or worse at their games?
Here's an Ink and Color with some textures as well.Was SB the original artist on this?
>>10642537How was LL?
>>10642511Yes.
>>10642554Looks like him
>>10642545>musicians>relevant
>>10642554nope, that's jalm. Really nice work.
>>10642537Please tell me it gets better after the first few hours? So far it's just so boring and far too easy compared to 2033
>>10642562
>>10642540That'd be a pain in the ass unless you like drinking your own cum.
>>10642543man, this is disco levels of assholeness
>>10642551Depends on the game...
so how bout them eg designs
i must accelerate
>>10642554What is Fluttershy doing?
>>10642577Do you tend to leak cum uncontrollably at all times, Anon? You need to see a doctor about that.
>>10642540I want a pic of anon walking in on her now. Or better yet, dayguard. What if he only knew she was there because she dripped on him?
>>10642591Whatever you want her to
>WE PANIC NOW
Look anon!Muffffmerfur muum!
>>10642554those legs look nothing like SB's work
>>10642549they're just in denial
>>10642555Honestly? Exactly like Metro 2033. Nothing changed. Very atmospheric, but very linear and limited in exploration/interaction.
>>10642543I wouldn't leave gloomyIt's hiatus more often than notThe stability would be valuable
>>10642540http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2013/03/28/youve-seen-fruit-bat-fellatio-now-fruit-bat-cunnilingus/
alright if I stream my coloring this picture, you have three options>a. watch me color and listen to a 3 hour game review on metal gear solid one to four>2. watch me color and listen to the same song on repeat till the end>III. watch me color and watch a movie of my choosing on the corner
>>10642590I must be trepid
>>10642608is it actually confirmed, or just rumors still?
>>10642575
>>10642590What the best way to make Rainbow Dahs fast?Don't feed her!
>>10642594She's masturbating, what do you think she's doing. Also yes, it's been a problem for years now.
>go to bathroom>somehow there a FUCKING WASP in thereDidn't want to shit anyway.
>>10642606>>10642570Okay, thanks! I thought remember someone saying SB did it or something, oh well.
>>10642605jesus applejack what happened
>>10642628movie of your choosing
>>10642628no offense but I'll probably pick option 4d: mute stream and listen to my own musicsbut stream would be fun nonetheless
>>10642636
>>10642628movie
would you a wolf pone?
>>10642652Just tell them you don't want to join their church and he'll go
>>10642667I GUESS
>>10642628moviemoviemovie
>>10642628MOVIEMOVIEMOVIEMOVIEMOVIEMOVIEMOVIEMOVIEMOVIEMOVIE
>>10642652shit into your nearest unused condom
>>10642581...Like, if it's Hungry Hungry Hippos instead or something?
>>10642667that's not a wolf poneit's just a sparkledog
>>10642667I was just wondering about fox/wolf ponies the other day. This is neat, no furry.
Because I can...
>>10642667WOULD I?
>>10642628MOVIE
>>10642590No Renbow Des come back!
>>10642686No something more lewd, like checkers
>>10642687what this guy said
>>10642662
>>10642622>russian_dancing_men.png
>>10642594>he's still not on the stack
>>10642693this is greatyou're a good guy
>had the accelleration noise from Contact stuck in my head for 2 hourshow do I stop going fast
>>10642543but I love gloomy...
>>10642690have another, on the house
>>10642693I thought this was just going to be like NoHooves' batpony image. But this is a step too far. You've crossed the line between unf and abuse
>>10642652I-I'm not pretty?
>>10642667I'd give that dog a bone
>>10642719
>>10642728>listening to RAM more than onceyour fault faggot
>>10642572In gameplay terms? Not much, but somewhere around 60%-70% of completion of the game you will be alone at the surface and there will be a lot of monster encounters and if you play on hardcore - that section will be fun.
>>10642733>Pinkie is that kind of dog that is very excitable, jumps up on everyone she meets and sticks her nose right in your crotch to say hello
>>10642734She's not being abused, she's just overreacting to her new collar like a crybaby
>>10642728>not wanting to go fast
>>10642773Oh well in that case it's okayCarry on
>>10642771She would do that as any animal to be fair
>>10642709Oh. OH. T-that's, well. Ahem. That's really the worst game of Tic-Tac-Toe I've ever seen on the wall.
>>10642771unfno furry
>>10642751Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>10642657>>10642660>>10642663http://derpy.me/colourWELL ALRIGHTY THENThe Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and coloring it is
>>10642595I would but I'm really busy right nowI'll try to do it when I'm done with this, though.
Being a slutty mare with a sopping wet vagSlutting yourself around pony ville and always begging for the dickhaving no shame whatsoever
>>10642771then what kind of doggies would these wolves be?
>>10642787So even Pinkie Pie as normal Pinkie Pie would greet me by sticking her nose in my crotch?
>>10642805>the movie version
>>10642693Why did you have to make her cry, Lemon?
>>10642810Annoying and bark at everything
>>10642808
>>10642403I JUST GOT HEREWHAT ARE WE PANICKING ABOUT
>>10642635Also it'll likely be translated as "Light" when it comes over to noa.
So whats with that q thread?
>>10642829http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qzb87qir7Cs&feature=youtu.be&t=15s
>>10642808Yes, Applebloom.We know what you do after school.We all know.You've been doing it for years.
>>10642827>Not trying to get their bark marks
>>10642693this picture makes me angry
>>10642622Personally I feel it is a bit under 2033. It's not QUITE as atmospheric, you don't feel as helpless/hopeless, etc etc.
>>10642817At her height its the first thing she comes head to head with.
>>10642817YesI have support for my claim. You know how in the show she has practically zero understanding of personal space constantly getting in ponies' faces? And how ponies come up about waist high on humans?Put 2 and 2 together.
>>10642821>not knowing DNA worked on the script for the movie and that it took him for-fucking-ever to get a movie adaptation at allhave some respect
>>10642829Somebody beefed making a new thread by linking a /q/ thread as the old thread. Hilarity didn't really ensue but we pretended it did
>>106428283unf6meLiterally have to look away before my boner hurts.Damn you anon
>>10642835Really doubt it.
>>10642849ponies should be pets, anon
>>10642858>>10642865Ponies are larger than that.
>>10642734>unf and abuseAhahahaha...That is my intention.Maybe I'll change it.>>10642724>>10642786Alright, perhaps I'll finish it later tonight.>>10642824Because 'you' didnt save her.Its all your fault.
>>10642540ɟun
>>10642543what's part 1?
>>10642849Don't worry they're only just taking her to the slaughterhouse.
>>10642858>>10642865Its just becasue she's short and doesnt know any better. I still love her
>>10642869>tfw never knew Douglas Adams' middle name is NoelI learnt something today!
>>10642753
>>10642821>tfw you seem to have the inhuman ability to enjoy different types of mediaWhy was I born a monster.
>>10642899
>>10642889>clipping Dash's wingsI'm not a Dashfag but WHAT THE FUCK, MANFUCKING SERIOUSLYIt's like cutting off someones thumb and forefinger, for Christ's sake
>>10642889its not the collarits the crying
>>10642808come on, I would try to have some classIdeally I wouldn't have to beg for the D
>>10642922>being this brony
>>10642869>>10642821Also, Fry is best Guide. This is indisputable.>>10642905he was actually named that way just a couple years before DNA was discovered/named.the more you know
>>10642906what's with the banana
femsnails has trouble coping with highschool
>>10642922They grow back quick, mang. It's just part of the roleplay
>>10642922Yeah actually I'm not a huge fan of that either.I should have asked omni to just color them normally
>>10642930
>>10642926>Implying you wouldn't be bent over at the sight of a lone stallion>>10642889unf.I want to be the pony pet
>>10642922That's actually part of a fic idea I have for Dash. She ends up like that Collar Dash tumblr while wearing a wing harness all the time.
>>10642920>that ear-twitchhnnnng->that everything elsew-why...
Who unf here
>>10642956Alright here I come
>>10642976Nobody is a jerk
>>10642893Time for murder then.
>>10642933weird ass ear
>>10642889No. It goes against their very nature.
>>10642978pffft
>>10642992>not having an ear growing out of your hair
>>10642977I've been known to enjoy a good unf from time to timewho's asking?
i just want to enslave pony, what is wrong with that
>>10642977I unfed once. It was awful.
>>10642992repaired
>>10642929>1952No he wasn't, he was born 4 years before the structure was discovered.Don't go around giving those damn plagiarists Watson and Crick credit for DNA's very discovery, dammit!
>>10643023Just for fun or as part of an evil domination plan?
>>10642991>tfw can't read the signatureWhoever did it, thanks.
>>10643023would you treat your slavepony well?
>>10643030I'm sure High School Snips can help sort her out.
panic mode activated!
>>10643023
>>10643030Much better
>>10642966>You will never be anon's pet pony that gets sold on the pony market to other rich stallions and humans.
>>10643031whatever floats your boat, man. In any case, his initials were a pretty cool coincidence. why aren't you drawing Stephan Fry brushing Rarity's mane?
>>10643079That sounds awful I'd rather have a good hope, a warm bed, good food and entertainment, and a nice collar and caring master
>>10643044I've completely forgotten as well, unfortunately.Which is sad, because they've probably drawn more since...
>>10643099What about a puffy donut, swollen marecunt, bloated testes and an overstuffed sheath?
>>10643132...not so much
>>10643099that doesn't sound so ba->>10643132no thanks
>>10643115Do... Do you have more?I'm gonna look through /art/. Tomorrow.
>>10643132>bloated testes and an overstuffed sheathunf
>>10643160http://derpiboo.ru/321757
>>10643031>plagiarismSomebody thinks Women Studies is a substitute for actual science. Probably think that Tesla was an important scientist important too.
>>10643147Not a lot. And I don't even remember where I found these...
Winking mare vaginas or donut buttholes?What about winking donut buttholes?
>>10643160>furries trying to draw reptilesOh lord, this is some funny shit
>>10643194>anal winkingdude nothat's gross
>>10643195Isn't that what GG has been doing with his alligator OC?
>>10643050I would treat my slavepone with love <3
>>10643193They have... This feeling of old school drawing to them.Damn. The armors look so good, too.
>>10643193What really sucks is that I can't for the life of me read his signature. Which kind of defeats the purpose, if you ask me.
>>10643160>spike>balls
Where do people go to download Gravity Falls nowadays?I just realized I haven't seen the newest episode
>>10643195>implying they don't knew exactly what they're doing>implying dragons are reptiles
>>10643194donuts aren't sexy.
>>10643099Why do I keep wanting this.Why do I have dreams about this.I wish I knew how to draw properly, but all I can do is write
>>10643230>lizard with wings>not a reptileYeah okay
>>10643223They've got to descend sooner or later.
>>10643225there's some nonsense with a translater on GFG, but I never go there so I just grab them from TPB
>>10643193>>10643115I like the armor, it looks more practical than the normal armor worn by the Equestrian guards.
Hiya MLPG.How would you like some warm beds and cold mead?
>>10643239>Spike>wingsI don't think you should be making fun of anybody else's anatomy.
>>10643180What.Please explain why you think Watson and Crick weren't plagiarists. Tell me how you think they acquired their crystallography data.
>>10643268I guess?
>>10643268are there wenches...?
>>10643268I would give my left foot for a pitcher of mead right now. I just got off a 12-hour shift and I need to kill it.
>>10643302
>>10643321Plus mead is fucking delicious.>>10643302Sordid wenches>>10643299Good.
>>10643285Well, first off the didn't copy anybody's writing and pass it off as their own.As for the crystallography data, they were given that data by Raymond Gosling, who was Rosalind Franklin's boss, and Principal Investigator on the project she was working on.
>>10643331That wench is a little too hardy for me
>>10643261I don't remember if this was done by the same guy, but the armor is decent.
>>10643331Rara is not for wenching
>>10643352No You're her wench tonight, bitch.
>>10643275And I think you should watch the show?
>>10643331>Rarity in a tavern wench outfitDRAWFAGS WHERE
sure is a sleepy night
>>10643349Fuck me, that is one good looking armor. I really like those kind of stuff on ponies. I only have a few pitiful attempts at armor making since I dislike the current armor that they wear on the show.Damn, I want to know who draw that.
>>10643375The one were Spike doesn't have wings?The one with dragons? Which are magical fantasy creatures, and not real reptiles or lizards?
>>10643400rarity isn't a common wench, you uncultured pig!she just likes to dress up as oneseconded
>>10643349The whole flail tail concept is hilariousBattlefields would look like stipclubs
>>10643434
>>10643408sleepy pones are cute pones
>>10643434GET BACK T'WERK
>>10643415Yeah, that one smartass.>it's fantasy, they're not real so they can't be reptilesAnd a dire wolf is a magic talking dog, I guess it's not really a wolf because it's fantasy.
>>10643349How does pony get all that armor off?
are you being weird again mlpg
>>10643413And this one is by someone else, but at least their signature is legible.
>>10643490Aren't they always.Quick, MLPG, NAME A LOGICIAN!
>>10643490maybe
>>10643507uhuhuhALFRED HITCHCOCK
>>10643471A dire wolf is a real extinct animal.As for dragons, yeah they're kinda like reptiles. But it's OK to put wings on them. Or exposed testicles. At least real repitles actually have testicles.
>>10643507LEWIS CARROLL
>>10643268>Cold mead
>>10643507DAVID COPPERFIELD
>>10643340So, no, he wasn't. Franklin was Gosling's academic supervisor And it was Wilkins who showed Watson the x-ray, anyway. And then she died before the discovery's ultimate conclusion was realised. There's no two ways about it, Franklin is the true discoverer of the double helix. Watson just read the results that she had the ingenuity to achieve. And before you even say it; this is not a gender issue, it's a justice issue.
>>10643507Alan Turing
>>10643507PINKIE PIE
>>10643469
>>10643490If marker pone doesn't say so then no.
>>10643507Jeff Goldblum!
>>10643531>>10643544DINGDINGDINGDINGDO YOU WANT YOUR REWARD?
>>10643507GAUSS.HE DID LOGIC, RIGHT?
>>10643565>that linkseems legit
>>10643553Answer to end all answers!
>>10643560she's pretty tired so she's not saying a whole lot right now
>>10643565>streaming novelty pornbut why?
>>10643585>He doesn't know joowz>>10643565>Oh neat, porn>Realize what it is>Laugh hard
>>10643565>joowz
>>10643493Catapracth ponies, they will ride everything down.All of my unf.Thanks for sharing(share more if you have), time to design more armor soon.
>>10643582Mathematician, not the same. Sorry. Play again later.
>>10643565fuckin joowizthat was a god teir place for s2 strams
>>10643582No, he invented the orange laser gun and pioneered modern laser gun jumping techniques
>>10643537>not serving you mead coldHeavy sweet meads, the correct kind, should be served chilled in the largest mugs you can find.
MLPG's reward for logic is that I will take one of the following two things, and convert it to Pony.1. An excerpt from Thus Spoke Zarathustra2. Lewis Carroll's paper "What the Tortoise Said to Achilles."
>>10643615Obviously, but why waste the bandwidth? I'm pretty sure the entire rest of the internet has the whole porn-streaming thing very well covered.
>>10643560Marker Pony loves us.
>>10643614Is now later enough?
>>10643665Sure, help pick which one of >>10643647happens.
>>10643647that sounds super-lamedo both
>>10643627>you will never be able to rocket jump in real life
Anyone here want to give this a go?Don't ask for the orginal version of this.
>>10643707delete your post.
>>10643707SHUTUP
>>10643647I've heard Thus Spoke Zarathrustra was kinda impossible to read, so Carroll's paper will have to do.
>>10643707don't mention the war.
http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1368759134939.jpg>>10643519
>>10643726It's not impossible to read. It'd just be an excerpt from part of it.
>>10643707SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10643736dude whatwhy is this happening
>>10643714Why does it look so fucked up? and the letters?Clean it up first.
>>10643736i refuse to believe
>>10643736HUMANS IN EQUESTRIA
>>10643728What the fuck is that green penis?
>>10643736And now we will have canon heights. Yet why did it have to come about so horribly...
>>10643736>crossing the streamsHasbro what are you doing
Whatever happened to EA's OC?Is it ded?
>>10643736Holy shit the level of photoshop on that image isnt even bad funny, its just bad.
I'm looking for someone to be my pony pet mlpg, daily anal ravashings and food guaranteed.
>>10643736IT MIGHT BE SHOPPEDPLEASE SAY IT'S SHOPPED
>>10643736Times like this I'm glad I've never bought anything from Hasbro
>>10643736How would there be footage from S4 already?And it starts airing way after the Equestria Girls DVD is released.
>>10643736I really dont want to care anymore.
>>10643736Fake.Season 4 won't be until next year. Why would they advertise the dvd a year after it came out?
>>10643797shooped as fuckdont panic
>>10643792does it have to be the anus that gets ravageddo you have a gender preference for your little ponywhen can I expect my collar to arrive
>>10643749Quick editIt's good enough.
>>10643805It's fake, noise filter on the photo is a dead giveaway.
>>10643736NopeI refuse
>>10643736Oh for FUCKS SAKE
>>10643812>>10643805
>>10643736Top and left side of the photo are rough around the edges. Pictures in articles like this are usually pretty clean.
>>10643736C-Cautiously optimistic!
>>10643818Vaginas also welcome, Collar supplied on your first day.
>>10643736Wait yeah, it might be shopped, or GIMPed.http://prntscr.com/159fkw
>>10643736FUCKING CUNTSTHERE BETTER BE A SHITLOAD OF GIRL ON MARE PORN TO MAKE UP FOR THIS
>>10643815I just don't want to have to give up actual pony because humans are in itI don't
>>10643820You dont even need a noise filter, anyone who chant tell its photoshopped to the naked eye is retarded.Look at the text for 1 second, then look at the picture for one second, and tell me they look remotely similar.
How can a pony be this cute?
>>10643839I accept
Reminder that season 4 is the last season of FIM before the show staff full moves on to EQG.
It doesn't even matter if this is fake, Hasbro will cross them eventually anyway
>>10643871By being extra boop-able.
>>10643881yeah i'm sure
>>10643736[screams internally]
>>10643871I think it's her tooty booty
>>10643892>luna hooves her sister in the ass
>>10643905
>>10643736Guys, this is the real deal.The show is dead.Let's just quit having MLPG.
>>10643923we haven't been fluttertoots in a while
Good enough right?Now, any drawfags here want to take a crack at this?
COME ON NOW, YOU GUYS AREN'T EVEN TRYING TO COME UP WITH A REAL REASON TO FREAK OUTI HATE YOUR MLPGI HATE THIS FAMILY I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN
>>10643874Great someone will be by later to pick you up. Hope you're not allergic to chloroform.
fart fart fart faaaaaaaart
>>10643930
>>10643940But it's not you retard. It's fake.
>>10643950why do you even have this picture saved
>>10643951I should be alrightthere'll be a jar of weed on the counter, be sure they grab that too
>>10643943
>>10643278that doesn't prove that patriarchy doesn't existonly that some feminists are pretty fucking dumb
>>10643943Let's go back to flutterpanties instead
>>10643963>you will never be as edgy as Roogna
>>10643963I dont know. I thought it was just the first fram with her cryingMaybe because I hate season 1 Luna
I had a heart attack and died so I won't be backGood night MLPG
>>10643983no
>>10643981
>>10643993Goodbye forever, anon.;_;
>>10643988what is wrong with season 1 lunashe is cute
For those Freaking out about the "article>>10643947The vectors should be a dead giveaway
>>10644025
>>10643983What if a little girl wore flutterpanties
>>10643923>>10643943>>10643981i'm lost
>>10644039T-TWILY
>>10644033If you watch her back leg you'll see she's just using the whoopie cushion to cover up the noise.
>>10644034What if Sweetie Belle wore flutterpanties?
>>10644039Is that for the MLPG pinup thing?
>>10644034What if Fluttershy wore littlegirlpanties?
>>10644023So they never explained how she went from smaller than Scootaloo to almost as big as Celestia. Growth hormones?
>>10644027Thankfully no one seems to be freaking out. It was quickly torn apart and killed.
>>10644023I dunno man, Season 1 Luna has all this fanon and dumb stuff surrounding her and Season 2 luna is like FUCK YEAH I'M LOUD AS TITS
>>10644039I was going to say that's one manly rainbow dash until I read the filename.
>>10644034Then you would never know because she's a little girl and her panties are for her eyes only.
>>10643949right, too early for that.
>>10644065She's actually the same size, her hair changed and that was all.But anyway Lauren says that Luna is still growing older.
>>10644065Word of Faust was that her magic was lower after getting blasted by the elements, and it's been recovering.
>>10644065Actually they gave Luna Celestia's build so they could make a Luna toy using the Celestia mold, but then they canceled the toy
>>10644079>Season 2 luna is like FUCK YEAH VIDEO GAMES
>>10643736That typeface is surprisingly high quality compared to the quality of the paper and the imagesfake as shit stuff
>>10644061If they want it to be. I kind of freaked out earlier and left for no good reason.
>>10644034Yes, let's>there will never be more flutterpanties
>>10644079More like FUCK YEAH WE ARE 1000 YEARS OUT OF DATE WITH THE TIMES
>>10644110it's really weird, if lauren was still working on the show she would be able to get away with her own ideas a lot more easily now than when she was executive producer
>>10644122Well I'm glad you're back or whatever
>>10644141i want this but with feet
>>10644141Haven't seen Tex in a while. Did he finally leave to Equestria for good?
>>10644065She was never smaller than scoots, though, she was bigger than regular sized ponies.Like I said. Dumb fanon
>>10643736I... can't...
>>10644122Don't be such a weiner
>>10644105So if you could suck Twilight's magic out of her, she would become Twilitiny?
>>10644151But ponies don't have feet?
>>10644122You can hit me up on Skype, if you want to.
>>10644162>sucking Twilight's magicu-unf
>>10644169hooves then
>>10644158Dude I am a total flaky wiener.>>10644170Ok but I'm no good talking one-on-one.
>>10644157See>>10644027EVERYONE TAKE A LOOK AT THIS POST WHO IS STILL FREAKING OUT ARTICLE IS CONFIRMED FAKE
>>10644180HA, WHAT A LOSER>>10644157HEY GUY, WAY TO BE SLOW
>>10644132bug butt
hey guys, I'm back from dinner, what did i miss?
Pitch me a clop idea, MLPG.Premises for Equestria Girls will also be accepted.
>>10644210>not liking itFluttershy you motherfucker, do you have any idea how many people would murder babies to be in your position right now!?
>>10644162>>10644171There is no way you can manage that much magic. Trying to suck that much out of her it would just spill out of your mouth.
>>10644210Is there more of fluttershy wrapped around bugbutt?
https://derpiboo.ru/323946?scope=scpe436b6fd5a41b8ba6839982c01523460cc9df8415>that description>you will never love your princess
>humans in Equestria is happening for realI want to die.
>>10644235Harshwhinny and Mayor Mare double team a hot young intern
>>10644235Pinkie using her energy for sexual
>>10644235Twilight adapting to her human body during heat
>>10644235Twilight and "Brad"/Flash Sentry fucking.With the other 5 watching in secret
>>10644235loli x colt, loli x mare or loli x filly
>>10644253>you will never be a motherly futa princess
>>10644235Queen wishing star and anon, angry hate sex. for the lel's.Science demands it!
>>10644210
>>10644250>kiss her on the tip of the horn>it gets warm and starts to glow>stroke it gently>it shines brightly and throws you across the room
>>10644267it's fake ya retard
>>10644252no, I wish
>>10644267It's shopped as fuck. Calm those tits.
>>10644290I like the faces on these a lot more than the fetish.
>>10644235this>>10644283 but with marker instead of this idiot's oc
>>10644289Keep doing that.No sarcasm.He knows its fake, and just wants to repeat it over and over in case someone now hops into the thread so he can make people freak out for 5 second at a time again
>>10644171>You catch Twilight dozing off in a book>She doesn't hear you sneak up behind her>You seize her horn and start pumping it>She jolts up in surprise but quickly melts under the sensation>Eventually a burst of magic spews from her horn as she moans>Twilight tries to raise her head but can't concentrate through the pleasure>Next you start sucking her horn until it bursts magic again, right into your mouth>You keep doing this continuously until she faints, drained of magic
>>10643949Why deleted?
>>10644268Male or female?
>>10644322ha
>>10644235this >>10644253
>>10644235taking Rainbow Dash in EQG form to the promand finding a quiet, sequestered spot to fuck
>>10644335Female
I like this pone
>>10644311i just want funny shit guys. calm your neckbeards.
>>10644322>you will never score with a purple chick
>>10644235Caramel goes to a concert of Octavia's band, and asks for an autograph before getting the nerve to ask her out. Then she says she's lesbo for Vinyl Scratch, whom then scissor in front of the aroused and now-suicidal Caramel.Nah, just fucking with you. This is what should happen.They would have a relatively good date, although the kiss wouldn't come until right before Caramel left Octavia. At least, that would be the plan. Caramel leaving Octavia at her house that is. She would then start talking about harmony and timing, and Caramel would get the hint, and they'd make out in the rain because goddamnit I love trashy cliches like that, fuck you.Then they would do it and it would be totally awesome.
>>10644335vote for male. total young stud
>>10644324>this is how every wizard learns their first spells
>>10644329Eh, it got caught in the short shit storm. I'll reposted later or now if you want.
>>10644335college age DT
>>10644360Well you knwo what they say about purple gurlsthey give you blu balls!
>>10642440what's fairy typed confirmed?
>>10644235horny Trixie femdomming anon up against the stable wall
>>10644365Well I'm interested in trying to fill it out. It's a bit sloppy though.
>stream diedshit guys, I'm sorry
Alright guys.I've toked up enough to try watching the last 5 S3 episodes.Any of you got a link to a random one?
>>10644381Scrobbles why are you drunk so often lately
>>10644398https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4zwBrCB1hwyayponies to get them all at once
>>10644387I edited it and tried to clean it up.I got the original from a /v/ Sonic thread.
>>10644407WMy wif left em
>>10644412Trixie's Terrible Revenge by TAW.
>>10644398Watch Games Ponies Play before Just for Sidekicks.That is all.
>>10644426What the fuck did you just type
>>10644322>>10644322>>10644322So how many of us will ironically like Coolguy Chad and say he's the best character?
>>10644407I havent had anything to drink in a hwile this is like my only time off since I got a job if I coud I'd be questing but I should already be alseep
>>10644393you're fired
>>10644379TOP UNF
>>10644412Not quite mindbreak, but it's fairly graphic rape: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/65768/seeded-conceitAlso, now that I think about it, is there any humanized Harshwhinny art?
>>10644441[spioler what ever yu wan me too bayb]/spoiler
>>10644444That's because you're a bitch.
>>10644455>Chad Thundercock>not Coolguy McGuitarplayer
Which pony is RUNNING IN THE 90s
>>10644446I'll fucking deck you, m8
>>10644432
>>10644335Male.
>>10644441he said his wife left him....wait, seriously?
>>10644455>>10644471i should not have lel'd as much as i did>Coolguy McGuitarplayer>not Millkerd Wayson
>>10644489
>>10644476ponka ponehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEzPdWcSepE
>>10644335Oh godMale, it doesn't matter who it is, besides Sips and Snailsfuck those two
>>10644476it's the new way she likes to be
>>10644471Finn Sportsmuffin
>>10644464Yu trying to make fun of me faggot I fuk u mum I will I will
Daily reminder that no song will ever top Celestia's Balad
>>10644477why are her eyes transparentis that intentional
>>10644499do you have the, uh...lewd part 2?
>>10644452I might just go with this. An older Diamond Tiara interning for Mayor Mare is a scenario that makes sense, and DT probably has a banging body.
>>10644517>fuck those twoThis guy's got the right idea.
Who is better at magic:Twilight Sparkle, or Ahriman?
>>10644544At the Gala
>>10644545noI #BEEF
>>10644548Perfect
Ross can draw.
>>10644544>not Raise This Barn
>>10644544Zecora's song will trounce it.
>>10644548fuck yes
>>10644510>tfw you will never be a condiment dispenser
>>10644572Art of the barn was best song.
>>10644570yeahPOORLY
>>10644554Lore of Tzeentch is pretty shitty so I'd say Twilight.
>>10644546>me>not having any and all porn of my Whinnyhttp://i.imgur.com/Z1j7kHo
>>10644572>>not Racist barn
>>10644503>Millkerd Wayson>Not Trash It Trevor
>>10644544No pony will ever top Celestia, period.
>>10644588No Raise This Dress was best song.
>>10644572Well of course not, that song is the worst of the entire show.
>>10644544Lets be honest here. Even if I'm a huge Sunfag, the song itself wasn't really that good. It only really works with the visuals and the context of the scene.
>>10644598Are you implying that Philomena could top Celestia?
>>10644593But won't she... you know... get pregnant
>>10644598>celestia's period
Someone ponify this
>>10644580She does end up being mindbroken.
>>10644598>topping celestiaunf
>>10644550I swear it drives me nuts how much art and fics those two getDoes everyone here relate to those two shitstains or something? I can't even stand hearing them talk, not even on the japanese dub.
>>10644614....prrrrrrobably.
>>10644578that feel.>>10644596>Trash It Trevor>Not Dick Her Descartes
>>10644548>and DT probably has a banging bodyyes she does~
>>10644589He drew a good looking Viking looking guy on the sub.
>>10644631yesss
>>10644614Menopause is a wonderful thing
>>10644177Horse hooves are pretty disgusting.Since ponies clean themselves regularly and some even go to spas though, I imagine their hooves are pretty clean.Do you think ponies regularly wear horse shoes?
>>10644612>>10644627Celestia's always on top, anon.
>>10644618Pony needs to be Fluttershy
>>10644569>>10644575Final question: Do we go down the strap-on or futa route?
>>10644645you stay away from my waifu you whore
>>10644651I think pony horseshoes are not the same thing as horse horseshoes.
>>10644628Nah I hate them too. Thank goodness season 2 came around and presented some cute colts that weren't snot green and eyebros
>>10644657
>>10644554Teclis
>>10644657strap on
>>10644654no. must be harshwhinny
>>10644644Probably traced it. Besides I don't care. Not pony.
>>10644614several possible excuses:- she's on the pill- she's not in heat- she's already gone through menopause- impregnation, or the risk thereof, is her fetish
>>10644652ARE YOU IMPLYING CELESTIA TOPS PHILOMEENA?!
>>10644634>Dick Her Descartes>not Muff It Melvin
>>10644598http://vocaroo.com/i/s0hfVbLklnRL
>>10644661Are they more like human shoes then? Are they made for comfort and easier to remove? Horseshoes would have their benefits when traveling over rocky terrain or carrying a lot of weight.
>>10644657futa
>>10644657not futa
>>10644657strap-on
>>10644657vanilla
I feel like a lowlife for liking this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWt3wVqIoVkvalidate me
>>10644657I'd prefer neither.But if I had to choose one, strap-on.
>VA has to do hard breathing for a roleI wonder if the people in the room get hard.
>>10644722>not futaAre you even from here? Or do you just want something different?I'm biased but I want futa.
>>10644741you're a lowlife
>>10644657Vanilla and the strap on
>>10644754yes I'm from here and yes I want the futa menace to leave
>Raise this barn>not hillbilly hare:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtkflEaeGjo>>10644691>Muff It Melvin>not Free It Freeman
>>10644652Is that a challenge?
>>10644750>Peter New does hard breathing>Andrea starts shifting about uncomfortably.
>>10644754Sometimes I just somewhat vanilla fantasy setting>>10644768>futa>menace
>>10644741Song mix is too jarring. Video editing ranges from 'okay' to 'good'.
>>10644658you just want to impregnate her yourself!but no matter how many times you try, no matter what fertility drugs she takes, you never will.and she'll cry herself to sleep at night because she feels old and barren and she knows she can never have the one thing she wants most: to feel life growing inside her.
>>10644796as a /d/eviant I have to say I'm a bit sick of seeing futa and it's endless derivatives
>>10644754look, just because the futafags are incredibly loud and persistent doesn't mean they're indicative of a majority opinion.
>>10644796Futa is kind of more popular than it has any right to be. >>10644810Yeaaah... there are even times when I get tired of it. Used to be my favorite.
>>10644802Be like a king. Execute her and get another broad to impregnate.
>>10644825jontron pls
>>10644802Why are all these mean anons writing terrible things about my waifu, I just want her to be happy>>10644810Maybe futa is a board stomping, thread dominating menace over there, but here it isnt well liked.
>>10644842
>>10644825That's what pregnancy is, Anon.That's putting your hand on her bulging tummy and feeling a little kick against your palm.
>>10644839>You have gained the Cruel trait.
>>10644848oh gosh filly cloudchaser is so cute <3
>>10644865
>>10644877Stay away from AppleDan's next waifu!
>>10644885>next waifuCloudchaser is 246fast486me
>>10644885He cant switch anymore. Harshwhinny legally owns him.
>>10644848how many goddamn waifus, dan
>>10644848Then find a way.Find a way to grant her wish.You can do it. You HAVE the magic.
>>10644911>tfw no waifuFREEDOM
>>10644933Well that's a shame.
http://i.imgur.com/KdE4Mk0.png
>>10644779Hardly a challenge. Celestia would easily overpower anyone trying to put her on bottom.I love that picture.
>>10644933What about a fertile, horny woman wanting to eat to fill her new hunger? Her breasts no longer fitting in her clothes. Her smell and shine glistening. And the horniness. Good god does she crave a dick to sate her lust.
>>10644974>http://i.imgur.com/KdE4Mk0.pngFUCKING GAYS
>>10644969nah, I'm fine with these two
>>10644268jesus fuck, I made that request like three weeks ago, I'd almost entirely forgot about it. You are my best nigga now.
>>10644989what about her horsecock?
>>10644992>fluttershy not a girlaw
>>10644974unf.I wonder how it would feel to by hypnotized
>>10644974>>10644992Discord looks like a fat worm here. Not a serpent.
bomp
>>10644974>no big delicious Discord balls.6/10
>>10645014Fluttershy's muzzle is too square.
>>106449352>>10645004Dan never forgets
>>10645011That's causing quite a lot of problems too. She can't even go outside now. She's taken off from work and now relies on you to meet ALL of her desires.
>>10644974why does caramel have wingswhy is discord about to rape caramel
>>10644974I keep getting weirded out about how much I look like flutterguy
>>10644933Suit yourself.
>>10644948GoodStay away from mine
>>10644910>flitterfags
>>10645032It's rule 63, you know
>>10645071Maybe they should stop it, then.
>>10645020That jelly butt.
>>10644935I really like that freckled pone.A lot.I want to take her on long walks outside.
I'm pretty glad the only thing I care about anymore is the porn.I'd be pretty upset if the show still meant something to me.
>>10645049>>10645071also >about to
>>10645064Cloudchaser is the superior twin
>>10645064Flitter is cuter and prettier and has a better voice and a super adorable pink bow
>>10645033>2That's not how waifus work and you do not have one.
>>10645061dash is a good ponyshe's perfect for you
Anyone ever see those "average human faces" pictures? Where you take a sample of 5000 human faces and put them together to create what the average for that samples area is? What if we did that for ponies, and made the ultimate waifu.
>>10645097>>10645101um
>>10644989my creampie fetish is calling to me...
>>10645102>That's not how waifus workLast time I checked this America, land of the free and home of the whopper
>>10645126There needs to be a contestWith judgesand pretty dresses
>>10645125but most of them are same face anyway
>>10645125My waifu is already perfect though.
>>10645141And a talent section with a stripper pole.
Come to bed anon
>>10645011>>10645038oh for fuck's sake.way to ruin it.
Flitter is one one who likes cum right?
>>10645150More so interested in what colors/hairstyle we come up with.
>>10645164ulp
>>10645156How did you get in my house you are a horse
>>10645164yeah, but Cloudchaser is better at harvesting it
>>10645156You should turn in, too. I trust you didn't bounce on your bed today, right?
>>10645105Wh-WhoaI wasn't expecting that
>>10645191but what if they work together?
>>10645105>Dash holding the results of her pregnancy test
>>10645141>Flitter and Cloudchaser in pretty dressesDRAWFAGS WHERE
>>10645191She's also more flexible. More control over her posterior muscles
>>10645210Don't be a greedy fagget, you can't have two waifus.
>>10645210they would be unstoppable
>>10645192No...what makes you think that?
>>10645220
>>10645197
>>10645097>>10645101Cant I just have them both?
where is YOUR folder of romantic/cute pictures of your pony waifu when you're feeling lonely?
>>10645231Nigga I have a waifu and it aint them.Shes been my waifu since the first episode. aww yeah
>>10645101Cloudchaser is way cooler and more ambitious and has a much prettier color scheme and a way better mane style
>>10645231They aren't my waifus so I can fuck them all I like.
>>10645251Heh, that's from that Catherine parody
>>10645260They always come in a package anyways
>>10645191knowing I can go bareback and cum inside would be way hotter than any amount of kinky stuff CC would offer
>>10645220>She's distressed and sad>The results arenegative
>>10645270>and you're not the father
>>10645283>She thinks that means she's pregnant of course
>>10645261It doesn't exist. I have no pony pictures.
>>10645261>pictures of your pony waifuoh hey I got some o->romanticson of a bitch
>>10645243That was not an invitation!You should have friends when you bounce!
>>10645261I don't have a pony waifu
>>10645305You mean you don't have that picture of you and Harshwhinny making out?
I'd rather hug, cuddle and kiss on the cheek a cute little colt.
>>10645307I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>10645290>The test results was a frowny face>Rainbow is distressed for the rest of the day, giving up her hopes and dreams and telling Pinkie she's the father.
>>10645125i vote we do it!
>>10645261They're mixed in with the others, but I know where they are in her folder.
>>10645323No...>The dangers of having a season 3 waifu
>>10645222>More control over her posterior muscles....You got my attention.Please, do elaborate.
>>10645288
>>>/q/602112>>>/q/602114You guys do still remember me!
Heh, Hasbro is so silly.
>>10645334Cheerilee pls
>>10645334Heck no grossNow if he were older, a large, handsome stallion.
>>10645334I'd rather leave the little colt for the little filly.
>>10645334I would totally cuddle non-sexually that colt.
>>10645352>not wanting to raise a new life with your waifuWhat kind of husband are you?
>>10645261Right here.
>>10645372See? He gets it!
>>10645337>Incredibly serious test results in Equestria are displayed with a happy face or a frowny faceI love it
>>10645372Something about raping them both but in a sexy, consensual wayI don't know, I'm not feeling it.
>>10645288I'LL KILL YOU.
>>10645382he said he wouldn't mindcheck you reading comprehension
>>10645372But I want to be the little filly in this situation...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7nPpiczJmM
>>10645220>mnf~
>>10645261
>>10645364That could be arranged...
>>10645396rape and consensual don't work togetherbut honest to god a threesome with them sounds kind of hot
>>10645335Yes, Rainbow-chan, damn right you are!
>>10645392>Your test results for the cuddleflue are back mrs. Sparkle>I'm sorry, it's a frowny face
>>10645364>Rumble grows up as big as Macintosh
Celestia doing horsey things.
>>10645382>MFW IT MEANS SHE WAS WITH SOMEONE ELSE WHEN SHE GOT PREGNANT
>>10645412Don't we all...
>>10645360But isn't he just the sweetest little thing?
>>10645419eh?
>>10645451Spoiler: it's Fluttershy One of Twilight's spells went horribly wrong
>>10645446>Stand up from throne>Stretch back>Stretch forward>Raise tail>Shit>Royal Throne Cleaners do their duty
>>10645423
>>10645460No, some of us aren't unbalanced fags.
>>10645442unf
>>10645469
>>10645261what's it to you? gonna backtrace my IPs and steal her? FAT CHANCE ASSHOLE
>>10645461Why is Cheerilee so perfect?
>>10645461it's illegal cheerileeyou could go to jail
Okay mlpg, you just got magically transported to Equestria. Only problem is that you, and all the ponies have show-accurate anatomy. That means you and all the ponies have ken doll genitals. Everything else but your lack of orifices, including your libido, is the same. How long do you last?
>>10645461[sweating intensifies]
>>10645500BUT THEY ALL AREthe bags are just different
>>10645517throatfuck
>>10645476
>>10645510I JUST REALIZED I DIDN'T COLOR THAT LEFT FORELEGIts posted everywhere and no one knew
>>10645517But how do I pee?
>>10645412>Filly Quest>be the little filly>befriend the CMC>fall in puppy-love with your favorite cute little colt
>>10645479I would like to be either one;_;
>>10645510>goat train will never draw them making out
>>10645542Ewwwwww
>>10645520Is that an apple in your pocket or are you just really excited for sex ed
>>10645537You walk into a bathroom and suddenly you don't have to pee anymore. Magic, don't have to explain shit.
>>10645517I mean I DON'T have a sex drive? This is fucking fantastic!
>>10645542>implying I wouldn't try to break up Puff and Sweetie just to get her all for ourselved
>>10645534i knew. i always knew.
>>10645561
>>10645560but what are the three seashells for?
>>10645526You have no penis, you have ken doll anatomy. It's just bald down there.>>10645569No you still have your sex drive, like your balls were still attached.
>>10645534You need to make up for it. By drawing more banana pone
>>10645558P-Ponies dont have pockets
>>10645558Both
>>10645582what about your ovaries
>>10645503because she's a caring woman with a big heart and an even bigger butt and rack
>>10645587
>>10645575why didn't you say anything?>>10645584>me>drawingnot yetstill learning
>>10645542Featherweight is best end.
>>10645602Gone, but your hormones are still being produced via magic.
>>10645587hehthat's cute
>>10645582Then how does babby come out?
>>10645436This is best headcannon.it is.
>>10645609why is pank making that face?
>>10645572that thing is ugly is hell
Your favourite pony just brushed their tail under your chin.
>>10645601>scootaloo's face
>>10645620You walk into the hospital, fade to black, and someone shows up with a baby.
>>10645607silly sunbutt is cute sunbutt
>>10645624I asked creepy curse to draw it as anon>tfw no creepy
>>10645609I don't fucking care. Copy paste a banana or something, I need my banana pone fix.
>>10645601>Appleblooms face.>"That ain't how Applejack puts in Macs..."
>>10645627The fuck you just say?
rollin1-3:loomis4-6:vidya7-9:bed0/dubs:mlpg decides
>>10645658the ugliest fucker in existence
>>10645658>>10645627
>>10645666What do trips do?
>>10645666SATAN I COMMAND THEE TO PLAY LOOMIS VIDYA IN BED
>>10645666DRINK VODKA
>>10645666Draw us a pony, satan.
>>10645666>triple six
>>10645651he was a cunt anyways
>>10645658The original color roll still makes me giggle sometimes.
>>10645601>handling condoms with their teethI know that they lack retractable digits but god that's a terrible way to prevent pregnancymight as well use gardening scissors to open the packages
>>10645666>infernal tripsRead loomis in bed while playing vidya then wait for further orders from MLPG
>>10645669>>10645670You just can't handle him alphaness.
>>10645666stram vidya then stram loomis then stram bed
>>10645696
>>10645699magic unicorn made condoms never break.
>>10645695I swear to god we get at least one triple 6 a night in here.Just how fast is this god-forsaken board?
>>10645699Cheerilee is a very lonely pony.She would appreciate having a bun in her oven, if you know what I mean.
>>10645712puff is worst quest pony from the worst quest
Everyone else is doing it so might as well. Vidya roll!1: Resident Evil: Director's Cut2: Crackdown3: F-Zero GX4: Ni no Kuni5: Custom Robo6: Uncharted 27: Amplitude8: Digital Devil Saga9: Fallout0: THUG2
>>10645672I didn't think this through
>>10645726She wants me to bake her a cake?
>>10645721too fast
>>10645721I don't know if it's still true, but MLPG used to get a large chunk of the total posts on /mlp/.
have sex with pony
>>10645732Crackdown, eh?Is it any good, MLPG? Or should I reroll?
>>10645732>THUG2 on that listWhy would you even risk rolling that.
>>10645742It's still true.
>>10645726She's totally banging Big Mac thoughIt's practically canon
>Andrew Loomis is an anagram of Noisome DrawThat's unfortunate.
>>10645714that's very tempting considering I just finished my audio delay problem with my stream half an hour ago.
>>10645756Only reason it was as successful as it was, was because it had the halo 3 multiplayer beta packaged with it. Didn't like it.
>>10645732>unchartedI could never get into it.
>>10645506>"Anon, please. I would never stoop so low as to take advantage of one of my beloved students like that.">"But a sweetie like him deserves a hug now and then, don't you think?"
>>10645762Are you dissing Tony Hawk Underground 2?What was wrong with that masterpiece?
>>10645728you're the worst
>>10645742We're about 25% of the board every time Leth posts his nightly statistics.
>>10645756>rerolling>everdo not cross the RNG gods. It will not end well for you.
>>10645746I did it
What would your favourite pony stream for the thread?
>>10645756its goodcrackdown 2 is total shit thoughits a blast finding the most creative ways possible to kill those crime bosses
>>10645782Mouth hugs are not the same.
>>10645782>at her height his face would be smushed between her plump breasts
>>10645783>what was wrong with that masterpieceIf you consider that a masterpiece then THUG 1 was the fucking second coming of christ.
>>10645785>original color roll>red and blackThe dice gods like their pranks.
>>10645804>"Shut up anon, jeeze"
>>10645789What can the RNG gods possibly do to me?
>>10645782Sure... just a hug right? Nothing more?
>>10645793Rarity would stream herself making dresses while Sweetie Belle gives a running commentary on everything her sister is doing so the viewers can be fabulous too.Sometimes Sweetie gets caught up on the complicated terms and Rarity has to correct her.You'd watch it every day.
>>10645810>She hugs his head tight, smashing her tits into his face to the point he can hardly breathe.
>>10645839>"What can the RNG gods possibly do to me?" - Anonymous, 2013, shortly before his death
>>10645862>"What're you gonna do, smite me?"-Quote from man smote.
>>10645853Damn right I would.Do you think Twilight would do "Let's Read"s? Basically audio books but you get to watch her read, turn the pages, take a sip from tea cup occasionally.
>>10645810I think he's a bit shorter than that.More likely he would come up to just under her breasts, so that they rest on the top of his head when she hugs him.And he can feel their pillowy softness pressing down on him.
>>10645886Twilight would have a book club show.
>>10645886>>10645793
>>10645892oh jeezI wish moronsonofboron were here right now
>>10645886>anon's get interested in her snack foods>start developing favourites based on her eating habits>start making exotic snack requests>the streams soon devolve into Twilight shoving stuff in her face to the delight of her admirers while she does some light reading.
>>10645839They'll make it so the next time you get a number at a restaurant for waiting, that will be the number that will glitch out of the system so you end up waiting forever for your order.
>>10645886That would be great. She'd probably have a dorkish enthusiasm in her voice with every one too.
guysi booped my pony nine months agoand now she's looking really heavy
>>10645930>>10645886too bad she wouldn't have time for ityou know, being a perfect pretty purple pink princess
>>10645793Sweetie Belle would stream herself making breakfast for her family
>>10645946You just need to boop her again, she's got too much accumulated boopage that needs release.
>>10645840>"Of course. Someday Rumble will be a handsome young man who will make some lucky girl very happy.">"But right now he's just a little sweetheart."
>>10645862thiseverydamndayalso, this one time, the RNG gods in here commanded me to write, but I procrastinated until they put my DM in the hospital.
