Old hoarse: >>10634081HERE BE PONIES!
Previous Thread>>10634081 [ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 7.6 3/28/13 FIXED---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralCurrent General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.Download links for episodes:All Seasons: http://tinyurl.com/mlps2guideAll Seasons: http://yayponies.euFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.netMLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlpFiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who in MLPG:http://tinyurl.com/3tk3lax (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Events:http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://mlpgn.blogspot.com/Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.phpDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streamsDrawings Requests doc:http://tinyurl.com/7j8yge3Art reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.htmlMore links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneralIMGUR->Picture script (for non-removable r34/other content):https://bitbucket.org/murkeli/userscripts/raw/master/4chanimgur.user.js Archiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.
>implying you're gonna boop me
What would you do if the comics decided to throw in a very small reference to MLPG? What would the shout out be like?
>>10638866>stay in one thread horsef-
>>10638810>Celestia in OPI like this thread already.
>>10638866A huge "fuck you" should be fine.
>>10638859>"What are you gonna do, boop me?"
>>10638869>>10638852That's close enough.Okay, this is the last question, only real hardcore bronies can answer this one:Question #4: What is the name of the best MLP:FiM Fanfic?
>>10638884Is best pone
>>10638917My Little Dashie
>>10638917Trick question, there isn't any
>>10638613>Why do people want more people to feel attracted to their waifus?I want more people to appreciate her beauty and perfection. I want them to worship her and dream about her, drool over the pictures and suffer from the love that cannot be fullfilled.
>>10638902>"FUCK YOU", written by William "Donte the Demon Killer" Shakespeare and Tameem Antoniades
>>10638886>princesses One of these things is not like the other,one of these things doesn't belong
Which one would you take home and make your daughteru?
>>10638891>ponies are queuing up in line at a theater or Wonderbolts show or something>marker pony shows up and yells at ponies that try to cutI'm cool with this one
Which pony would you trust with house sitting your place if you had to leave for a week?
>>10638977Dude, that's kidnapping
>>10638977Sweetie. 'cuz she my favorite pony.
>>10638873I'm sorry Fluttershy, but I have plenty of butter at home.
>>10638977If it was FiM, Sweetie Belle, but because it's EQG, and Sweetie Belle has horrifying eyes, I'd go with Applebloom.
>>10638977none of themi would rather have a ponimouto
>>10638989Applejack, because she's the most loyal and dependable of ponies.
>>10638989The yellow or the orange one, though AJ would probably have other commitments
Twilight will never turn you into a mare and eat you outYou will never slut around the royal guard, fucking the lot of them
>>10639025>she will never turn you back into a human male right as one of the guards is balls deep inside of you
>>10639022fluttershy stopyou're going to break it
>>10639034That's probably the only wrong choice.
>>10639028Oh god. That's solid gold right there.
>>10638866they should use the word "pone"i'm pretty sure it originated herei feel like maybe i came up with iti haven't seen it in many other places
>>10638917that description of the flavor of each pony's scat from facelessdoes anyone have that btw
A just raided MLP again. They made a truce. MLP has to deal with A officers mulling about in their base and deal with it.
>>10639053I'd trust Pink pony. What could possibly happen?
>>10639083No. No one has that.
>>10639087It would be like Cat in the Hat except there would be no magical cleaning at the end.
>>10639038>Implying I wouldn't learn the spell myself so I can make it permanent
>>10639083Just you, Faceless.
>>10639083you fucking peopleI swear
You guys actually like this girly stuff?
>>10639110I like the idea of Twilight magically temporarily gelding anon and letting guard ponies have at him.>Can I please have my dick back now Twilight? The guards are giving me weird looks
>>10639084In English please?
>>Here be BEES
>>10638919>tfw almost no images like this because ponies are completely okay with being exposedWell, thank goodness for Marilyn Monroe at least
>>10639154That pony isn't girlyLook at her
>>10639108If you removed all the blue lines then yes
>countless hours in Ms Paint
>>10639155gelding doesn't remove your penis, its castration
>>10638917It's a Dangerous Business, Going Out Your Door
which pony likes it in the butt?
>>10639154Yes, I am a little girl afterall
>>10639157I think he is talking about that Minecraft thing.
>>10639181what is "it"
>>10639169she can be when she wants to be.
>>10639080>somebody wrote something based on a little two-line greentext thing I wrote and then fell asleep>I've never seen it beforefeels weird, man
>>10639178>you will never spend countless hours inside Ms. Paint
>>10639179Understood, but I think it's hotter if she just poofed that whole area completely bare
>>10639165Why do they look so much sexier the more clothes they have on?
>>106391813DS does not belong in butt
>>10639178why is it always just the extreme fetish crap that gets saved for posterity?
>>10639217You probably shouldn't put that there
>>10639200you're being silly, anon. That's silly.
>>10639220I don't see you capping normal fics.
>>10639220Because it's the hottest.
>>10639220because no one cares about that shit anyways
>>10639214that pegasus behind Rarity is a qt
>>10638917Bubbles and midnight fragments
hola folks.how is everybody doing?
>>10639180I keep hearing about that thingwhat's so great about it
>>10639239you have nice lashes too dash~
>>10639249I'm feeling a little down actually
Man, drawing loli and shota torsos is tricky
>>10639217I was talking about dicks, red
>>10639249same old shit reallyseen the equestria girls trailer?
>>10639249I'm doing it like Jagger
>>10639251Well, it's just a good read is all, especially for a fanfic
>>10639155>Twilight turning gelding you once you become a pony>She gives you a slightly more feminine lookHoly unf.
>>10639249Pretty good mr escapist avatar guy.
>>10639271You mean, like, annoying people? That's even worse.
>>10639249Not bad, fapping to Celestia shitting sweets to my mouth
how would you cheer up this blue pone
>>10639217Talking to No-Ink, you'd think otherwise.
>>10639231>butt on the rightunf
>>10639251It's fucking shit.
>>10639287you know that would pretty much kill your sex drive.
>>10639300give her an apple
>>10639300With a nice trip to the Ice Cream shop
>>10639300I would give her a hug and pat her on her mane and tell her its ok to let it out once in a while.
>>10639306talking to EA, you'd think there's something wrong with your own perception of "sex".
>>10639316It's magicTwilight pumped a bunch of magic pony estrogen into you too so now you have an odd craving for stallions
>>10639316Not the one in my mind
>>10639214>you can still see her buttunf
>>10639293oh for the love of-http://i.imgur.com/sxwSn5u.jpglike THIS.
>>10639300Step on her signed Wonderbolts poster
>>10639278yes. didn't look like the shitty original pictures. but i still hope it fails>>10639268lame>>10639281as is tradition>>10639290good to hear>>10639297is it thursday already?
>>10639178what the fuck have I just read
>>10639336only it would because your brain wouldn't receive the proper hormones to make you horny.
>>10639355Rarity is a very lewd pony.
>>10639382I have to agree.
>>10638917past sins obviouslyparadiseanything that jetfire or daetrin wroteaustraeoh
>in closet>angry fluttershy ragefisting SS>anon with gun in her anus>SS licking RD>RD licking Twi>Twi fingering Fluttershy>AJ blowing anon>Pinkie Pie trying to throw a party>Dead Magic Johnson on ground with semen on his face>Derpy standing aroundHey, I did a CYOA, and a few people were asking for a drawfag to do this. Gotta go fast (hue), so I'm just dropping this off here if there are any kind anons.
>2013not drawing sexy nightmaritykill yourself
>>10639382She has the best outfits
why is naked celestia so sexy
>>10639382I want to do lewd things with that lewd pony
>>10639220cuddles get cappedusualy
>>10639457I'd rather she did horsey things.
>>10639445Not EA's work.
>>10639457because it shows her natural grace.
>>106394451 male and 1 female pony having marital sex in the pony position with the lights off for the purpose of reproduction
>>10639437Sorry mate, but I doubt anyone here will take it.
>>10639220It's because people enjoy them,anon.
>>10639445Clean Christian pony fics for Christians like me.
>>10639382She is not! She is pure and virginal and you should be ashamed of yourself good sir.
>>10639451that she does
>>10639437I get the distinct impression that they were trying way too hard. Maybe FacelessJr will take it.
>>10639472what about naked and horsey?
>>10639523I know, "Derpy standing around"? Who the fuck in their right mind would draw something that ugly?
>>10639540>>10639479It's obvious,no need to even say it.
>>10639539Princess stop that you just got out of the bath-awww hell...
>>10639560she's best horse.
>>10639567Fuck you she has a filling of gold
Hey, did anyone else ever get these toys? Curious since I think the promotion already ended in my country.
>>10639580pssstanonit's not gold
>>10639451That was the best one if you ask me
>>10639594Is it tungsten?
>>10639586>started watching the show in November 2010>still don't own any merchandise whatsoeverAm I missing out?
>>10639586das a cute ponka.
>>10639560Honestly after seeing her bathtub in the Rarity minicomic i bet she does it just to be able to jump right back inDamn that thing was decadent..
>>10639567shut ur hole
>>10639615You're definetly not missing out on being my nigga
>>10639614what are you Au-tistic?
>>10639617A god damn qt. Third best pony too.>>10639615Eh. Unless you display them, not much.
>>10639560"You should join me, Anon."You wave her off. "No thanks."She spins around and kicks up some grass at you. "It's fuuunnn.""Cut it out! These clothes are clean!""Clean is no fun, though." Giggling, she aims a particularly large chuck of dirt at your chest and fires it off. She lets out a guffaw when it connects."Goddamn, Celestia..." You shoot her an exasperated look.She blows a raspberry.
>>10639638You're a Ca-sual
>>10639639why are you on inkbunny
>>10639637Why is Winona such a slut?
>>10639653And that's when I fuck her,right?
>>10639611I do quite like the TMPP one.
>>10639661No, that's when you cuddle her.
>>10639660>Loving everyone equally>SlutI don't think you know what that word means
>>10639682That's even better
>>10639664>a thread all about Rarara outfitsI've been waiting for this moment all my life
>>10639711Tess pls go
I feel like I'm the only one who would see Rarity or any other pony in her dresses and just say to them plain and clear that I think they all look fucking stupid.
>>10639702http://e621.net/post/show/327879/2013-anthrofied-atryl-blush-bone-breasts-brown_eye>"I am not a furry smut artist" - Atryl
>>10639711GAAAAAYFuck no,we're musky stallionballs nao.
>>10639738he's doing one of Opal i think
>>10639738Why hasn't someone else drawn Winona as a Diamond Dog yet?
>>10639653i am feeling a lot of feels right nowone of those feels is arousal
>>10639732>not liking ponies in dressesI think you need to leave
>>10639763>Liking ponies at all
>>10639738>"I am not a furry smut artist" - AtrylDon't believe his lies
>>10639724but I'm not Tess
>>10639732Just dont talk shit about AJs hat and we'll be cool Anon.
Bleugh, perhaps I'll clean it later. As for now, chained bat pony.
>>10639781>>10639724>tfw Tess hats us
>>10639783I want to fuck Aj's hat
failed attempt at inking. oh well.
>>10639787unf.I want to be that bat pone
>>10639825>AJ's hat is 0GuysWhat ifWhat if Applejack is the hat itself and the pony is just a vessel?
It's forbidden love!
>>10639861no that's tofu
>>10639852it's her phylactery
>>10639830>slightly pudgy DashThat's really cute
>>10639830back leg looks kinda odd.And I want to cuddle her belly
>>10639865PONE CANT LOVE PONEPONE CANT LOVE PONE
>>10639830you're doing too much cardio dash
>>10639882AJ'S A LICH
Sweet dreams full of pone, mlpg
Anon, I had a nightmare again, can I sleep with you tonight?
>>10639911You can sleep with me every night, butterfly.
>>10639830DAS GOO FORM
>>10639900all my pony dreams are slutty mare dreams
>>10639900>you will never rest on a pile of marshmallow pones
>latest adventure time episodejust like mlp s01 - with ever episode it gets better and better
>>10639852>>10639882>>10639898this is best head-cannon.
>>10639930>>10639900>tfw never had a pony dreamI'm going to kill you and steal your dream-glands, sportwatch your back
>>10639930Good, your mind is shaping in the right way. Does it feel good?
>>10639898There must always be an Applejack.
>>10639961Are you talking about the signs one? That was great
>>10639911No. Fuck off. You wet the bed at a car alarm last time.
>>10639757"Now your nice clean shirt is all dirty. No excuse not to roll around a little." A stupid grin on her face, Celestia rolls over a few times, tossing up more dirt and grass as she goes.The grass does look inviting..."I won't let you manipulate me into rolling around on the ground like a kid."She curls her lower lip, sulking. "But it's not as fun alone." With a pout, she kicks another bunch of grass up at you.God, that's so cute. And you have had a long day..."I will sit down, but only because I'm tired." Keeping your chin up, you walk over to Celestia and take a seat next to her. She reacts by flipping onto her stomach and resting her head in your lap. Her chin feels fuzzy against your leg. Those brilliant magenta eyes lock onto your face as she unleashes her secret weapon:Puppy-dog eyes.
>>10639882>keeping your phylactery on youShe really is a dumb horse.
>>10639963I had a mlpg dream.Does it count?
>>10639844How can one be a bat pone?>>10639955Yes
>>10639989>implying it's not a decoywhat kinda fool do you take her for, anon?
>>10639989It's still Aj we're talking about.
>>10639987If the shirt can be salvaged, it's probably better just to take that damn thing off first.
>>10639989A very silly one as well
>>10639966>Good, your mind is shaping in the right wayWhat?And yes it does feel good to have slutty mare dreams.
>>10640005i am the darkness that rests in your soul.[faggy tripfag rolefag bitch]
>>10639963I'm dissapointed in the lack of pony dreams as well. I see them every day, I'm in love with one, I spend hours on this board and in this thread, for over a two years now, and I had one dream.One fucking dream, watching movie in a cinema with PP and RD, and I all remember is just that. Me, them, cinema. M-maybe it means I don't deserve them?
>>10639757>walk into mlpg>this is first post i seeyeah, you faggots haven't changed>the irony when i walk out of "the piss" into pure shit
>>10640041AH FUCK THE EYES
>>10640046Or maybe you're just too busy actually doing things with them to actually dream about them.
>>10640041>staring right in my eyesI...I felt a chill through my spine.
>>10640047>I have feelings>HA! What a bunch of shitbags. Feelings?Is there anything you're okay with, hateanon?
>>10640063it's not the same.
>>10640062That may be the case, actually. Huh.I guess I should leave for some time and see if they come to me in my dreams
>>10640051>>10640066>>10640086>>10640097here, you guys find some more, i'm out.
>>10638808Should be postable as is.
>>10640125Nah, I fixed it before >>10639178
>>10640125EA's stuff is 2deep4me
Oh god unf
>>10640065Gotta go fast
>>10639963I only had two pony related dreams. One was me walking through what I assume was a realistic Sweet Apple Acres that ended when the fabric of reality collapsed after seeing Derpy flying through the air and realizing I was dreaming. The other was Applejack, Pinkie, Dash, Twilight and I chilling in a cliffside apartment overlooking some body of water with a waterfall and making small talk and relaxing after a long day of doing something.Don't remember many specifics from either, but the experience was nice. Hope you get to have one eventually.
Soooo.... I'm new to this thread. Anyone care to show me the ropes and tell me what this thread's about and what you guys do?
>>10640018You tear your gaze away from her, removing your shirt. It'll have to be cleaned later. Besides, it's a nice day outside, and...In one swift move, you grapple Celestia and roll the both of you across the ground. She gasps at first, but soon starts laughing and wraps her legs around you, holding on tight as the two of you spin.After you're sufficiently dizzy, you stop, looming over Celestia and grinning. "Had enough?""I thought you weren't going to let me 'manipulate' you into having fun."Smirking, you reply, "This isn't fun at all. I'm punishing you for ruining my shirt.""I have no regrets! It was an ugly shirt anyways."Although your vision is still spinning, you throw the two of you into another roll, laughs escaping your own mouth this time.Maybe Celestia's secret to enjoying a long life is never growing up.
>>10640172Oh god its a goo pony diamond dog hybrid
>>10640141>>10640152Ah, my bad. I'll just steal the better cap for my collection
>>10640184MLPG a thread should be. More often.
>>10640184here>>10638819also the best thing is to lurk before posting so you in before anyone knows
>>10640184This thread is anything pony and sometimes some things that aren't pony. Lurk for a while and you'll get the hang of things pretty easily.
>>10640184Welcome to My Little Pony Generalwhere we generally talk about MLP.We're not limited to 1 topic and because of that and the fact that we're based from /co/, we can seem very cynical. But we're just otehr pony fans.
>>10640184Post ponies, talk ponies, bitch at stuff. think a more condensed /mlp/. And it's recommended to lurk for a while. And not to act like an idiot (though some here still do)
>>10640165I think that's the joke
>>10640184It's general discussion with ponies. Post ponies, get pony talk.
>>10640194oh goshdid you like it
>>10640184Participate in discussion.Contribute art or stories if you feel like it.Don't be a hateanon.Ignore shitposters.Don't wear a name or trip unless you contribute.
>>10640184Don't act like a retardDon't use a name unless you're contributingThese threads have their lows, and it gets really, really, really bad when they hit. It's best to get out and come back in a few hours.Lurk more.Post waifus
>>10640229>Discord and Celestia>Just staring into space thinking of nothing else but making passionate love do each other>They don't even blink
>Not a single "Fuck off back to /mlp/ newfagWhat the fu->8:41 PMOh THAT is why!
>>10640246>people using my filename
>>10639966>Good, your mind is shaping in the right wayMy mind is shaping to that of a slutty mare?These dreams are pretty intense.
>>10640215>>10640220>>10640222Thanks, sounds pretty fun. I'll start coming here more often.
>>10640266These truly are the threads of kings.
>>10640270>guy i hate in here used my reaction image and filenamei didnt know how to feel
>>10640282also, right now it is night threadso that means PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN PORN
>>10640280Yes, you're gonna be our slut pony.
>>10640302don't hate him too much.
>>10640305There's always porn. Its just now , no one cares
>>10640286Oh god I was just going to say "Does anyone have that pic where..."I love you so much
>>10640332OOh the coloring is nice. Keep at it bro
>>10640282Once you go MLPGYou never go back...eegee
little filly should kiss little filly
>>10640323If I'm the slut pony then who's the cuddle pony?and who's the pet pony?
>>10640340>posting JJyeah, don't do thatthere is this one guy who will turn the thread to shit everytime JJ is posted
>>10640340>that Rainbow Dash
>>10640293maybe yeeeees or maybe nooo~
HOLY SHIT GUYSPINKIE MENTIONS HOT DOGSARE PONIES VEGETARIANS?WHAT'S GOING ON?!!
>>10640387see>>10640390 he doesn't seem to mind it.EVEN THOUGH WE NOW KNOW HE HAS NO TASTE
>>10640402>ARE PONIES VEGETARIANS?No.
>>10640402there are vegan hot dogs,squirt.
>>10640390Rainbow Dash you say?
>>10640331The internet is like Canada. It welcomes everyone.
>>10640403C-Celestia... what are you doing with panties?
>furry porn artist is taking nsfw commissions>i send in what i think is a tame request>guy says its too creepyi need to reevaluate my fetish scale. spending too much time in mlpg has made my brain think horrifying fetishes are normal.sorry guys it looks like we wont be getting futa horse rarity and futa sweetiebelle in the bath together with raging erections.
>>10640424oh my god
>>10639989>Not keeping your phylactery in your skull
I want to eat Applejack's ham sandwiches.
>>10640426>wearing a helmet>still wearing a bow
>>10640433Is that true.Cause I'm thinking of moving
>>10640402Ponies are herbivores. That means no meat.
>>10640426that brown filly may have neurological problems and/or a detached retina
>>10640447>so everyone can break your skull and get itStoopid toopid anon.
there should be more fandom injokes, i am disappointed shout factory
>>10640447That's a great idea. That way, if you get annihilated, your phylactery goes with you.
>>10640402i imagine they eat non sentient animals like pigs but not the cows since they talk.i can believe dragons eat gems but other species like griffons have to have some kind of livestock meat they raise, diamond dogs also.
>>10640395This was my reaction, fyiTime for a third reading~
>>10640403fukken human poses
>>10640433Canada doesn't insult you for no reason,though.And stop posting sameface samebody
>>10640447You are even dumber than AJ.
>>10640481>hearth's warming eve, live stage readingmite b cool
>>10640443>futa horse rarity and futa sweetiebelle in the bath together with raging erections>i send in what i think is a tame request>guy says its too creepy9/10 made water come out of my nose.
>>10640481Oh that's pretty cool. And when the hell are we goig to get the S3 poster?
>>10640481Is that the official boxart for the DVD?
>>10640290>Marker sitting spread eagleWHY DO I UNF EVERY TIMEEVERYTIME
>>10640443That sounds pretty tame to me. Pretty cute too, depending on how it's drawn.
>>10640424whoawho drew thisis there a finished version
>>10640447The safest place for a phylactery is a grain of sand dropped in the ocean.
>>10640511Don't those normally come out of the San Diego Comic Con?If so, then sometime in July.
>>10640443stop asking atryl to draw porn for you
>>10640549Xieril. He's still working on it. Maybe even as we speak
>>10640524The old S2 cover, yeah.
>>10640532Have you seen the original?
>>10640433>mfw there's no Colgate
>>10640509>hearth's warming eve, live stage readinghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNKfO6aHmkcthis is itit's pretty boring because meghan insists on reading all the stage directions that we know already, slowing the whole thing down
>>10640443>sorry guys it looks like we wont be getting futa horse rarity and futa sweetiebelle in the bath together with raging erections.first_world_problems_by_EA.txt
>>10640532someone needs to edit that.
>>10640549>xieril>finishing anythingStill waiting on those butts...
>>10640555No, that's just stupid,because a grain of sand will be destroyed in less thana century in deep water.
>>10640590They still did a great job
When will my inner slutty mare awakes
>>10640597>implying EA wouldn't write Sweetie belle fuckign rarity's futacock until her balls almost explode with her sister's cum>the bath was a cumbath all along
>>10640524It's the official inside of the cover, the outside of the cover is a different arrangement of the same elements.
>>10640643It never sleeps.
>>10640588Yes. But this one makes me unf more for some reason
>>10640578atryl does nice ponies and anthro in interesting poses but i would NEVER get anything from him that had horse penises in it, his cocks are terrible.if i did buy something from him it would be a viking pony in armor, i love how he does armor.
>>10640643awaken*I want to feel the sluttiness
can't I just fireproof my phylactery and throw it into the plane of elemental fire
>>10640643the day that you wirr lealn engrish gud.
>>10640610>xieril is the new jalm
>>10640649AND NOW I FEEL LIKE FAPPING AGAINGODDAMN IT NIGHT THREAD WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONT STOP EVER
>>10640643When there is a cock hanging in front of your face
>>10640658Sometimes it's what you don't see that makes it good
this is like wearing blackface to alicorns
It's too early for night threads, can't you give it another hour or two?
>>10640680And of course they'd drink every last drop of it, don't you think? no sense in wasting so much warm fresh cum. Their bellies bulging with their delicious spunk, they'd probably take turns in filling their assholes again and again vomiting it back inside. The fun never ends!I think I crossed an invisible line there, didn't I
>>10640695This 1 million times
>>10640510>le May may face>2013
>>10640481>Zecora NTR'd by Cheerilee>Time Turner and Time Traveler Twilight>Rumble with Flitter and Cloudchaser and Thunderlane>Lyra and Bon Bon>Vinyl Scratch and Octavia>Screwloose and Doctor Caramel>Screwball and Discord
>>10640653>Peewee on the cover
>>10640702she can make those kinds of jokes because she is going to be an alicorn too
>>10640745He better return in S4
>Day threads are either dead or full of mad>Night threads are /d/ pony editionIt's hard being a normalfag here in MLPG.
>>10640725yesit was vomitbut you tried<3
>>10640634You'll never make it as a comedian, Anon. I'm sorry.
>>10640722>Not already giving yourself to the night and being a slutBeing a normal pone is for day time
>>10640730Have you never seen that cover before?
>>10640767It always was.
>>10640725I love this stuff so much. I would do so many disgusting and lewd things with ponies that it scares me.
>>10640767...wait,we have normalfags? Seriously? i'm sorry, it'll change in a while.
>>10640481If there's a factory that makes Shouts, can we order a new one? We lost ours a while ago
>>10640771AND NOW I'VE LOST IT, THANKS
>>10640761"some of my best friends are alicorns!"
>>10640767don't worryonce equestria girls comes out next month we'll be in the mood to spontaiously combust all day every dayall you need to say is SPIKE IS A DOG
>>10640610seriously.there's buttsex greentexts to be made, dammit.
>>10640773...Darn. Eh, I still have a lot to learn.
>>10640767I know that feel
>>10640781Well at least I'm not scrubbles
>>10640791TWILY WHY ARE YOU SO FUCKING ADORABLEGOD
>>10640791She is so cute.
y'all best shrekognize
>>10640805WHAT YOU'RE NOT MEDAMN IT ANONYMOUSSTOP THIS SILLINESS
>>10640827>Michael J Fox takes video footage of marker pony.gif
>>10640634I thought it was funny
>>10640823>buttsexhow did you like my greentext, everyone?
>>10640762Pewee is gone
>>10640767it ain't easy being vanilla.
>>10640805>>10640852STOP PRETENDING TO BE ME
>>10640827Well,that's pretty low. Nobody makes jokes like scrubbles and lives.
>>10640868Man, All I want is just cute lesbian ponies doing cute things.
>>10640825No vomit, no scat and no gore is a good and safe rule
>>10640866HE CAN VISIT
>>10640870YOU,STOP PRETENDING THAT I'M PRETENDING TO BE ME YOU HE AND THE OTHERS.
>>10640825C'mon EA, just because I have a limit doesn't mean we can't make reekpony cities together!
>>10640884No, I said vanilla.
>you could be browsing horse sex while in publicall of a sudden i want
>>10640898I already do though.
>>10640767Come to the early morning threadsFull of sleepy anons and Europeans
>>10640896>implying I'm that magnificent Boner Fairy
>>10640898>Talking to your grandmother with 15 tabs of horse porn open
>>10640910thisits the perfect comfy mix of sex and show
>>10640925The future is coming!
>>10640891come to the tripfag side, we have autism!
>>10640884Here, anon. Which is your favorite?
>>10640898use the term "spaceclop" instead
>>10640805>>10640852>>10640870>>10640891The sad thing is, the original Anonymous has left the thread.
>>10640883DON'T YOU GIVE ME THAT "OHOHO, ANON, DON'T BE SILLY." LOOKYOU CUTE LITTLE HORSE.UGH.
>>10640898wait, they're vocally activated? If they are, that's the prank of the century.
>>10640931>The future is coming!Get a towel.
>>10640865WHO THE FUCK ARE YOOOOOOOUUUUAAAGGGHBLBL
>>10640870LET'S ALL ACT LIKE RAGING FAGGOTS. just kidding, I love all of you.
>>10640945But I'm him. WIll you stop that?
>>10640898I'm more excited about google quantum computers that will control your brain pretty soon
>>10640938pinkiedashfirst and best shipi also like flutterpie and rarijack
What if I ship shipping and anti-shipping?
>>10640958I beat that game twice to see if it got any better on higher difficulties.It didn't
>>10640963STOP POSTING JJFUCK'S SAKE
>>10640945I'M RIGHT HERE, FAGGOT!
>>10640969>not already browsing using your google brain implant>in 2013
>>10640969>Control your brainPlease I can't even do that, and google can't even make a browser that doesn't crash every 15 seconds.
>>10640976>owning DmCyou better have pirated it
>>10640924He prefers dongwizard, semen sorcerer, cum king, prince of priapism, regent of fappitude, or unfmaster
GUYS I'VE DONE NOTHING THE PAST FIVE DAYS BUT PLAY FLASH GAMESI NEED SOMETHING TO DRAW REALLY BADLY
>>10640969How do quantum computers even work, they don't exist in this universe but they might exist in another and that's where they take their data?
>>10641004draw ponies' reactions to equestria girls
>>10641000I love "Semen sorcerer".
>>10640402>>10640420>>10640473why is mlpg so bad at horses?http://www.esc.rutgers.edu/publications/PDF_files/fs062.pdf>Potential Treats>Perfectly acceptable treats (fed in limited quantities(<1-2 lbs/feeding)>Hot dogs, hamburgers, tuna fish, ham or evenroastbeef sandwiches!
>>10640963>check amazon video library for new AT episodes>James the Baxter Horse>Finn and Jake meet a horse with the power to make sad people happy>horse>with the power to make sad people happy
>>10640884and all I want is a normal boner!I feel like Rocko from that one episode of Rocko's Modern Life where he tries to buy a normal TV but they keep throwing more and more shit on top.Except instead of a TV it's fetishes.>"Congratulations, you've selected the cum-inflation-bladderfucking-pet-pony-food-insertion combo package!">"I JUST WANTED MR. SENSIBLE!"
Prepare your dickshttp://pastebin.com/N4pSUmqh
>>10641005We have quantum computers already, they just look like normal computers to me. I assume they just stuck a bunch of cats in there that might still be inside.
>>10641004DRAW EA AS AS SEMEN SORCERER
>>10641027>masturbating to words
>>10640998It was a gift.A guy saw me playing DMC3 and bought it for me in some misguided attempt to impress me. We are no longer talking.
>>10641023pinkie said their diets were completely vegetarianand i take everything she says as fact
Reminder that season 4 will be the last season, then FIM will be replaced by EQG
>>10640950>>10640898they are voice activated but the audio output and input travels through your skull, so unless you get whoever's wearing the device to say it somehow, it probably won't worksorry to spoil your fun!
>>10640997They already have you mapped through your searches man. They know you better than you know yourself.>>10641005Last time I looked topic up it was something about using spin of fluorine element that gave you something like binary 0,1 and then maybe and unknown or something like that. Fucking quantum physics man... it was some time ago and those were theories on 8qbits. Now they have 512 I think.
>>10641025Apparently it was horrible
>>10641044>We are no longer talking.God, I laughed
>>10641048That was just to lull them into a false sense of security, once the cyanide in those pies takes effect they will feast like none before.
>>10641004Draw Fluttershy sleeping Jalm
>tfw Tess hats us and won't post here
>>10641039>this guy can't masturbate to wordstop pleb
>>10641053yeah i'm sure
>>10641039>Not masturbating to words~
>>10641039>not masturbating to wordsyour imagination must suck
>>10641004Draw Wheat Grass showing Rarity her music collection or I'll ask somebody else
>>10641073goodhe's too good for us
>>10641048says the pony who eats the most animal products of all
>>10641027holy fucking UNFThat is hot.
>>10641070Damn... Would you like to be eaten by your favourite pony, mlpg?I would.
>>10641075>>10641081>>10641084I can't focus on reading when I'm horny.
>>10641075>>10641081>>10641084>not skipping the reading and just masturbating to the idea of erotic shenaniganslel
>>10641070YOU SHOT 853,962 POUNDS OF MEATHOWEVER, YOU CAN ONLY CARRY 100 POUNDS BACK TO THE WAGON
>>10641048>pinkie said their diets were completely vegetarianwhen was this?>and i take everything she says as factyou poor poor soul
Why aren't you drawing?
>>10641030EA is a verv beautiful and motherly futa-alicorn, who has a few faithful student of her own, who are learning the magic of fetishism under her supervision
>>10641102>voreNo.No god no.No.That's a point where even EA stands clear,no goddamn vore.
>>10641118I am, I am!
>>10641127>you will never be EA's faithful student
>>10641117it was in a song called "you got to share, you got to care"you wouldn't have heard of it, it's pretty obscure
>>10641117In her song in "Over a Barrel"
>>10641105>I can't focus on reading when I'm hornyCome on man, I think higher of you than that. Even so, you don't really have to concentrate, just read until you find some unf and edge until you want some more unf.
>>10641118let me sleep
>>10641133>scat's fine>tickling is over the lineEA's weird, though.
I FOUND THAT QUOTE I WAS LOOKING FORTHE WEAPON OF THE SEMEN SORCERER
>>10640982Didn't think it would matter that much. I'm sorry...
when i read fics i like to have real horsemating vids in the background playing for that realistic horse penis in vagina sound.
>>10641117>you poor poor soulName one time Pinkie has ever lied or bent the truth
>fapfictionI prefer a story.A cute story. dem heart attacks man
>>10641133what a stupid place to set limits.
Why did everyone start literally and figuratively start sucking EA's dick recently
>>10641118I can barely keep my eyes open. I am writing this with my eyes closed, mostly following the pattern of my keyboard. I hope I haven't done many typos. Fuck. And now the captcha ? I have to open my eyes for that ,but I'm so tired...So, very tired... Just one more. Just one more and then I'm going to bedGo to bedGo to bed please I'm tired
Why is Rainbow Dash such a good high flier?Because she's full of hot air!
>>10641118but i am
>>10641127how would EA alicorn look?
>>10641118Because I'm listening to Here We Go from Anarchy Reigns and picturing pulling off this amazing combo in MVC3 that goes along to the last verse of the songTablet is literally just waiting to be used right in front of me.
>>10641163Tickling is a goddamn intense fetish,my manIt's illegal worldwide
>>10641184I just got hereWhat happened?
>>10641184He's fucking his way up the food chain to he can be prom queen by the time EQG comes out.
>>10641174Why not both?A Date with a Princess may be a bit mediocre, but as a Celestiafag it's damn great
>>10641133So the vore is bad, and unbirthing is okay?
>>10641118Not in the mood. Have this though... I haven't posted anything in a while.
>>10641133He can do vore. Mostly unbirth, but still.>>10641163That's something he doesn't understand how to write. At least with scat there's very clear things that a person would be attracted/disgusted by.
>>10641118I'M COLORING OH GOD WHY IS THIS TAKING ME SO LONG
>>10641184I don't fucking know.personally I find everything he writes to be disgusting.
>>10641164>semen salamiUnf. What's the context?
>>10641184I like EA and he isn't a douche, simple as that.
>>10641214>Not wearing a unicorn like a power glove, fist fully up there>Firing her like a megabuster
>>10641209My fetish is penis in vagina and then penis out of vagina
>>10641214These two are always so cute togetherDoesn't matter what they are doing
>>10641118I'm drawing! Hold ya horses.
>>10641233dead or alive?
>>10641149>>10641152>>10641155>>10641169It was unanimously decreed that Pinkie's song was the worst song ever, and nobody there agreed with the messages.Pinkie lives in a delusion.
>>10641201Huge dicks. Puffy donut. Gaping vagina. Motherly look.
Here's something pretty fucking awesome.
>>10641233Why are you so normal?
>>10641229I don't hate the guy himself, I just what he represents, i.e. how MLPG is slowly being taken over by absurdly over the top depraved shit literally
>>10641208This story nearly fucking killed me.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/91317/finding-your-voicePossibly the cutest changeling story I've read.
>>10641244Alive and pulsating
>>10641251Some of us were just born this way anon, we can't help it if puffy donuts and marshmallow horses don't turn us on.
>>10641249This isn't awesome. This isn't awesome at all.
>>10641155>>10641149>>10641152oh god I'm so sorry it's been so long since I've seen that>>10641169>then I'll tell you about the time I got my cutie markright after she tells the rock farm story
>>10641233>normal sex turns you on...I remember the days.
>>10641184Imagine if Pinkie Pie wanted cumshots instead of smiles.Now imagine she's reading you ultra lewd smut just to make you cum toe-curlingly hard just for her.Now imagine her jilling herself to orgasm again and again to you spurting to her stories.You have EA.
>>10641267>living having never met a marshmallow ponyYou poor soul.
>>10641106>not doing bothnigger, you best check yourself.
>>10641214When was this made? Love it!
>>10641265what exactly do you mean by "pulsating"?you have a pulse fetish, don't you?
>>10641264anon I see that posted too much on mlpgare you tooting your own horn
>>10641304I toot my horn every day, sometimes twice.
>>10641263I somewhat agree, I've been spoiled by depravity. I cant even get off to normal sexings anymore.
>>10641284Imagine if Ea was a woman.
>>10641267You can change. I did.
Evening kids.Looks like you're being weird in here agin.Whats the latest EQG news?
What do you call a pony with one eye?A pony
>>10641303Healthy penises and vaginas twitch and pulsate when aroused, anon Have you never had sex?
>>10641264>fanfictionGet the fuck out.
>>10641299Yesterday I guess and thanks
Sweetie Belle's is now in the thread. Please keep it clean.
>>10641292Either pearlescent or yellow off-white for the body. Something dark but pleasent for the hair. Sound about right?
>>10641327JJ pls lern to finish drawings
>>10641263No one writes anything normal any more so yeah.
No surprises here, but The Last Roundup on the Season 2 discs is the edited version. Hope you got The Friendship Express if you wanted to own a copy (outside of the 1080p digital one you've had for over a year, I mean).Also, the discs feature Twilestia, Pinkiedash, Rarijack, and...Fluttershy x Bear?
>>10641284I'm... in love.
>>10641345That is finished to him, he's godly fast but doesn't know how to polish.
>>10641342Is Sweetie as big of a slut as her sister?
>>10641329>Have you never had sex?>mlpg
Sweetie Belle's marshmallowy butthole drives my penis to insanity.
>>10641284>Now imagine her jilling herself to orgasm again and again to you spurting to her stories.>jillingok I haven't heard that in a while so this post made me really happy
>>10641345Never, draw till bore
>>10641319He isn't, but he absolutely LOVES when a femanon comes forward and admits to liking his work. He gets all giggly and it's kinda adorable.
>>10641332>>10641343White coat sounds good.I think maybe something red-pinkish for the mane.And she'd look an awful lot like that character red has drawn that one time.
>>10641362No she's a much smaller horse, and as such requires much smaller dicks.
>>10641317I had to jack off to bacardi jay or whatever that chick with fake tits and a huge cock is
>>10641327full on toy and tv showare you going to be a weenie, today?or are you going to be normal?
>>10641329none that gave me anything. stupid tiny dicks.now, shh,I'm trying to find anons fetish.
>>10641397Why are you engaging him?
>>10641382you want that pic for reference?
>>10641317why does this happen to peoplehow can you lose interest in sex unless it has all this weird crap tacked on
>XxRa3nBowDa$hxX has joined the thread
>>10641397>full on toy and tv showWe've known that since it was known by DHN.
>>10641332>>10641343>>10641382also: cutie mark? name?
>>10641393Jesus christ, these are dark times for all men.
>>10641378>but he absolutely LOVES when a femanon comes forward and admits to liking his workIT HAPPENED?SERIOUSLY?Woah. Did someone cap that?
Shhh, babies are sleeping.
>>10641432to tell the truth I kinda likes dicks for a long timebut right now I love the fuck out of dicks.
>>10641443OK HAVE NICE PONE DREAMS BABIES
>>10641443What the heck are with those proportions.Lauren seriously. Learn how to draw ponies. Read a tutorial or something. Where have you ever seen anything like that in the show?
>>10641443MLP babies are pretty ugly, I don't care
>>10641382I was thinking something like magenta for her hair. Something that looks entirely unnatural, but also appropriate yes I realize how unnatural most ponies are.>>10641429Uhhhhh. Fuck. Princess Estrius?
>>10641441looks like a certain someone doesn't know about the janitor
>>10641468All babies are ugly
So, is bread rraiding again?
>>10641416you don't need to, but i'd link it in case someone else doesn't know.http://derpiboo.ru/76667
>>10641429I think Empty Audio would still bea good nameAnd for the cutie mark... Slaneesh's symbol? From warhammer 40 k.Either that or a dick-pencil writing on a shet of paper.
>>10641467This is bait.But no really the proportions are pretty much on for the in show babies.
>>10641417It just happens, man. You're going deeper and deeper into more and more sick stuff, then one day you look at naked girl and feel nothing. You look at mare vagina or read a story about eating ice cream from pony ass, and there is already precum leaking from your hard cock.
Did anyone see that thread on q about us?
>>10641494Who is editing these?To what purpose?
>>10641525Na, link itI could use a laugh
>>10641519WaitIf pony poop is ice creamThen Spike in Time Cop was
>>10641525You mean half of them?
>>10641525>usI'm sure it was about /mlp/ in general.
>>10641516>braebrae>not superior braeby
What's big, pink, sticks out of Pinkie Pie's pajamas and jiggles as she walks?Her tail!
>>10641408go back to the flutterrape thread, shy.
>>10641525Which one out of the hundreds so far?
>>10641487>he doesn't watch MLP on the durlDude the cut so much when they put it up on the Hub, you are really missin' out.
>>10641510It's a running joke here to criticize Lauren's sketches as if they were made by an amateur
>>10641519>read a story about eating ice cream from pony assorfresh cum-ice cream
The worst part about EggosIs waiting for them to cool down
>>10641552Ah.I've been away a while.
>>10641490Oooooh. Rosemary. That's Revadiva, not Rediv.... PONY
>>10641565how many years
>>10641510No.. you see..I say it would never appear on the show..but it has..Lauren Faust is the creator.So to say that her style is shit would me-nevermind
>>10641561Y-yes... that will do, too.
>>10641563The worst thing about egos is eating frozen waffle shaped cardboard.
>>10641525Link? I could use a good laugh.
>>10641563Or the fact that they taste like sawdust!they do
>>10641577BRAEBY BRAEBY BRAEBYOOOHBRAEBY BRAEBY BRAEBY OHH OHHH
>>10641519I don't get it...
What is it called when there's a character that you don't want as a wife but you really just want to hug it?
>>10641490I will never understand right?
>>10641593Eggos are fucking nasty.
Does anyone else purposefully leave lewd pictures open in other tabs, just so you can unf when you accidentally realize they're still there
>>10641606A uh... friend.
>>10641284>Now imagine her jilling herself to orgasm again and again to you spurting to her stories.can't contain unf
Daily reminder that sooner or latter, life will remind you that's you're not as good as you think you are.
>>10641623That seems...magical for some reason
>>10641569>That's Revadiva, not Rediv
>>10641619>Does anyone else purposefully leave lewd pictures open in other tabs, just so you can unf when you accidentally realize they're still thereGuilty.
>>10641618bitch, eggos are delicious.
>>10641635Don't be ridiculous.
TAKE HER HOMESHE'S WASTEDYAY
>>10641619I have them open almost all day. I like having them close.
Why was the Diamond Dog punished?[spoiuler[Because he was knotty!
>>10641634Yea, but it'll be a sweet ride up until that point.
>>10641634>implying it hasn't alreadyI'm at peace knowing my limitations now.
>>10641617That aint about us, that more about the shiposting syndicate plagueing /b/
>>10641664Anon, what you did was rapeYou raped Rarityboop boop
>>10641664I would take her to her house and tuck her into bed and sleep on the couch.In the morning I would make a bitchin' breakfast.
>>10641617Mostly good things about mlpg, that was nice.Couple of bad things and one really long post about how mlpg is shit.Of course whenever anyone refers to any of these places as "we" or "us" or "them" that person is plainly an idiot so meh.
>>10641697>[spoiuler[>no end spoilerhave you been drinknig again
>>10641697SB go home you're drunk
>>10641697Scrubbles please it's killing me to see yo uthis way. You need to stop
>>10641634>daily reminderThis inst CO and youre full of newfags, idiots, and actual autistic faggots who actually want to fuck horses
>>10641664I will give her the eggs
Why did Celestia and Luna have to wear casts?Because day broke and night fell!
>>10641704Ah yes, the ancient, shadowy, shitposting order of /b/.Some say their leader is 50,000 years old and keeps himself alive using the mystical properties of Lazarus Pits.
>>10641793>I got a million of 'em!
>>10641664What would it be like to be Rarity's drinking buddy?
>>10641704ctrl f mlpg
>>10641793Okay I giggled.Now pls sober up
>>10641634It's about us as a single human beings or as a whole about mlpg?Because I know that I am pretty terrible human being and hate myself already. No news in here.
>>10641793Ross of words.
>to what endto fap, retard
>>10641793ok that was pretty good
>>10641815I can't drink anymore soProbably not too bad, I get to watch pretty white horse get drunk and progressively more lewd
>>10641429>>10641491how about a different coat color and a cutie mark like luna's? but white? maybe give her a spotted coat. if you get my drift
>>10641832Rei/SB/drawfag plspls pank
>>10641836But I just finished fapping to scolipede
>>10641797here is an ancient xerigraphy of him.
>>10641664>you'll never carry a drunk Rarity home after she gets too wasted to walk straight
>>10641797so you've read the scrolls
>>10641815You'd have to constantly deal with the emotional rollercoaster of having her act flirty and into you when drunk only to seem totally platonic and oblivious when she's not.
>>10641868Dont you talk shit about me
>>10641815she starts crying when she has too much to drink
>>10641868You mean that wasn't fancy toilet paper?ThenWHY THE FUCK WAS IT IN THE BATHROOMFUCK
>>10641869I thought that was xieril's work for a second
>>10641304Wait, really?I only posted it one other time. When else has it been posted?
>>10641869>"S-so Rarity.. about what you said to me last night.">"Mmmm? I'm sorry darling but I don't remember anything from last night ahahaha!~">"hahaha.. ha... yeah.."
>>10641856Give me a week of time. I'll see doc. Doc will give me fancy pills. Fancy pills will make me feel funky and world gone be a better place.Then I can pank hard.
>>10641819>about usIt's one shitposter from /b/ successfully stirring up pointless drama. Literally does not affect me at all.
>>10641856>>10641931Oh yeah and 3rd one mentioned.
>>10641921at least 4 more times, in recent times.
>>10641932>there's no jumping>there's no enemies>you just walk through a completely linear level and can interact with bunnies to pet them>there are over 100 levels
Twilight becoming an alicorn may not be good, but it woould be so much worse if Flutteeshy did! You know wny?Because she'd toot her own horn!
>>10641932>there will never be a pone MMO, or co-op game like lost vikings
>>10641932I would never play such a horrible gameIt does not star Rainbow Dash or any other fast pony
>>10641957Never let fluttershy write a game.
>>10641932>6 Elements of Harmony>From Gilda, Zecora and Cock>Robot World isn't shaped like FluttershyMuh autism
>>10641949Oh, well I'm glad such a cute story is being read. The scene with Celestia nearly melted my heart on the spot.
>>10641971you get to play as Dash after you beat the game as Fluttershy
>>10641932>There will never be a good pone video game
Oh god are you guys designing me an OC?Also I draw the line at tickling because I detest being tickled myself.
>>10641971>not playing R-Zero GX
>>10641987>Have to slow to get fastNo good.
>>10641987Fluttershy/Dash as Mario/LuigiFUND IT
>>10641957>the only game IGN gave a shit rating to>/v/ thinks it's the best game ever made
>>10641957>terrible reviews>millions of sales
>>10642006For our favourite semen mancer!also is it true that a girl said she loved your stories because that's unf.
>>10642020>Second player can complete levels in 1/3rd the time and rip through enemiesDoesn't sound like a great idea to me.
>>10642020I would love to see them drawn in the plumber overalls together
Rarity is a very lovely pony.
Better pone vidyaSonic 2 > Sonic 3K always
>>10642014anon.exe has stopped working
Why couldnt' anyone hears Sweetie Belel when the little pony was a singing?Because she was so low
>>10642046>wank wank wankMT does this on purpose.
Next comics when?
>>10642041I have no idea about that, anon.But I agree it would be pretty unf.
>>10642046>wank wank wank
>>10642046>wank wank wankLeeewd.
>>10641980COMMENCE THE JIGGLIN'!
>>10642050>watermark/10Tries to look like the US box so it wins some extra effort points
>>10642049it's true, you know
>>10642066Yeah she does, it's kind of make me not like her as much as I used to cause I thought it was accidental at first.
>>10642060Why haven't you realized everyone else on 4chan is a computer and you are the only real human, anon?
>>10642042>Dash player busts through level injuring animals>has to wait at the goal for the Fluttershy player who has to heal all the animals player 2 hurt
Any streams tonight?
>>10642098I wanna marry that pony
>>10642104because we're both here right now on 4chan,me and my friend.that makes it two.
>>10642079EVERYONE LIKES TO JIGGLE
>>10642105Why didn't the dwarfs just fight the dragon?
>>10642104>implying it's not all a grand conspiracy to turn you into a femmed up sex slaveI lost the image
>>10642049>"Oh, you flatter me, dear~"
>>10642122>playing 4chan on co-opcasual as fuck
>>10642049On a scale of 1 to 10, she's pretty pretty.
>>10642121She doesn't want to marry you
>>10642122Anon, when was the last time you took a look at your friends brain?
if it turns out livestream will let me stream, do you guys want to watch me color very slowly?
>>10642139WE JIGGLIN'? ORRR...
>>10642121But anon, are you sure you could prove yourself to her judgemental father?
>>10642171How do I watch something slowly?yes
>>10641855>>10641897coat: FAC5DBmane: 8D003B, A60000, EA0037maybe that could work?cutie mark: F7F4D7
>>10642177I'll wrestle him if that's what it takes.
>>10642143I've got a better question for you,anon.Why stretching a 200 page long book at max, (with illustrations ) into a 9 hour trilogy?
>>10642179Take that bake goyny.
>>10642177I dont picture Rarity being all that domestic and cookingNow Pinkie on the other hand.....
>>10642165>>10642122>implying I have a friendIt was all a very sad ruse.
>>10642199>wrestle him>put his back out>he's in the hospital
>>10642213She would try for you
>>10642179>not liking elegant pone>everJuden.
>>10642190I don't speak...whatever that's supposed to be. in english, please.
>>10642213She demonstrated her kitchen knowhow in Sisterhooves Social.Her OCD demands an expertly crafted meal.
>>10642213I do. but only if it's to make something extrava