Daily reminder that pony will never pony pony. Old pony >>10568687
Pony is forbidden to pony pony.
>>10572384My pony already ponied pony
OK MLPGSay something mean, hurtful and absolutely true about your favorite pony
>>10572401I see that happening in the near future
>>10572427Fan fic doesn't count, anon
>>10572395FUCKING PANCAKE FAG.
i was too slow ;_;will be deleting>>10572421
>>10572384But pony should not pony a pony.
>>10572437She works too hard
can we be sleeping ponies now?I don't have any sleeping Rarity, but here's some sleeping Pinkie
>>10572395Do the pancakes have generous amounts of melted American cheese between the stacks?This is sort of a deal breaker
>>10572437She's not purple enough.
went a diff route
>>10572437She's kindof abrasive at times and would seem like the first one to throw her friends under the bus, despite being the element of loyalty. She's gotten better and progressed at least, if not at the expense of being a little bland
>>10572462Why is Pinkie in bed with a night cap the cutest thing to me?I bet if I saw her in a night cap, old fashioned pajamas and carrying a small candle in a holder while yawning I'd die
>>10572462No, pone are forbidden to sleep.They must stay up and continue to work for our pleasure and enjoyment.
>>10572384I almost pulled it out and used that mousepad once. Almost
>>10572437She doesn't look good with socks
>>10572498it's a good thing I don't have a picture of that
>>10572395Would dinner for Luna be breakfast for Celestia?I just have this funny picture in my head of Celestia eating some cereal while Luna goes to town on a greasy mexican plate.
>>10572395That's great, I love pancakes!
>>10572498agrees, more nightcaps for all>>10572499ponies don't have to be awake to be enjoyed and appreciated
>>10572538Those shades are perfect.
>>10572395Looks like she found out my fetish
>>10572368>"Well, given the choice between spendin' a whole evening with you, or with one of those bimbos who keep more perfume and crap in their locker than schoolbooks... kind of a no-brainer. I mean, at least we've talked about stuff, right? You ever try talkin' to some of the girls around here?">"Pff - talk t' them? What, are you kiddin' me? You ever try talkin' ta one 'a them? You listen good and the wind's right, you can hear their ear-holes whistlin'!"
>>10572559huhdon't know how to fell about this picture
>>10572583>butter on pancakesI'm American and that's still disgusting to me
>>10572499>Pinkie's been singing and dancing for hours now>After the last big score she's panting and thirsty and very very tired>Big Anon on his throne claps a slow clap>"Please, Mr. Anon. I can I sleep and have something to eat now?">"Mrrrmmmm....no.">This goes on all night>Eventually Anon nods off and Pinkie is flooded with relief that she can now too>An electric shock jots her when she slows down and her attention is directed to a recording camera so that Anon can watch when he wakes up
>>10572583>Cut hole in the middle of the pnacakes>Fuck them
>>10572508>she doesn't look good with socks>posts picture of her looking good in socksI don't understand
Would you purchase a TomTom™ Navigation GPS if it included voices using your favorite pony from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic™?
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>>10572611don't do that
>>10572598You're allowed to enjoy shipping pictures even if you don't ship the pair. It's how I see Rarijack pictures.
what is Panka doing in Antarctica?http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=P5lQ9DCXIbs#t=775s
>>10572618Night best princess.
>>10572618don't do that
>>10572619My phone does GPSWhy would I buy something different?
>>10572619That Fluttershy one someone made was pretty cute, but I certainly wouldn't be caught dead with it
what if fluttershy was of butt
Day 865/13/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 7,405 (Running Total: 534,778)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 33,720 (Running Total: 2,278,914)Someday we'll look back and laugh at this.
>>10572629yesI like this thinking
>>10572608>Fuck pancakes>literally be "a fucking pancakefag"
>>10572639don't do that
>>10572604It's good yo.Butter and syrup.
>>10572660don't do that
>>10572672don't do that
>>10572619I doubt you could get the voice right but sure, why not?
>>10572619>Go left, no ummm go right>You are at your destination. ʸᵃʸ!What do you think?
>>10572594>"So...? How about it? You might just enjoy yourself.">"...You're a weird guy, y'know that?">"It's been said.">"...Get me at 7.">"Will do."
>>10572598it's two good friends having a sleepover, what's not to love?especially the sleep part, you should post some asleep ponies
Posting this image because I like it.
>>10572619NoMy favorite is Pinkie and I just know it would end up like that bit from the American Dad Halloween special"At the intersection, take a FRIGHT!"
>>10572633Visiting the Norwegians of course.
>>10572652The only thing I can say is I am sorry that it happen.
>>10572652Everything's going to be fine.
>>10572652But how many more days will there be crying before that?
>>10572711don't do that
>>10572736don't do that
>>10572680>don't do that-ingdon't do that
>>10572691>tfw no sleeping panko or rarararaoh jeez
>>10572747>>10572753I dunno, was thinking metal gear could be fun because it's kind of like watching a movie.
>>10572722At least 365.
>>10572212Man Rose sure does have some big tits.
>>10572652I don't think I'll ever laugh at this.
What're you listening to MLPG?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HitLiFcTSio
>>10572772>wanting a sleeping panko
LOSE YOURSELF TO DANCE!
>>10572778Just DL and play Policenauts for PS1 if you want something movie-like that's Hideo.Everyone has seen gears.
>>10572783Maybe I should just kill myself
>>10572784she really likes showing them off, doesn't she
>>10572778which metal gear?>>10572784THATTHE THING YOU DO WITH THE EYESTHAT'S WHAT I WANNA KNOW
>>10572772what about panka before you snuggle her to sleep?
>>10572767don't do that
>>10572784Did she just draw that.Hi Rose
>>10572696Appleblooms got some zebra in her, that shit ain't earthy pony.
>all these "don't do that" postsWhy, just; why?>>10572799http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EnZpPCAO8Lo
>>10572817You mean the coloring the lines part or the blending too colors together part?
>>10572846don't do that
>>10572802>not wanting a sleeping ponkaI'll fucking deck you
>>10572805Sweet touchYou've almost convinced me I'm real
>>10572802I want to lay at her side and watch her sleep.
>not camping with your ponies
>>10572821>>10572817Literally any of them. I have the entire collection, sans Acid/Acid2, PO+, and VR Missions or Twin Snakes version.
>>10572824>>10572802>>10572772What is this feeling I'm getting?This want...no, NEED to take Pinkie Pie and gently hold her close under a warm blanket, safe and happy?Is this what the ancient Greeks called bile?
>>10572784Oh wow, nice, I don't think this one had been colored before!>>10572812And I don't think I have a black and white of that.>>10572831Nah, that picture's from last October.
>>10572846Now you fucked up
>>10572874Bu we've been shown camping with ponies is awful
>>10572805Which pony, that's not Pinkie Pie, likes to dance the most?
>>10572846retarded /b/ spammer
>>10572831Nah, she was here yesterday though, made this. In mspaint
>>10572619>"Take a right here.">"Right.">"RIGHT.">"TURN!!">"I SAID TURN!">"NOT NOW, dummy!">"Can't you do anything right?">"If it wasn't so far below me, I'd kick you out of the car and drive there myself!">"Finally. I didn't wanna come here anyway, this place stinks.">"Lock the car, moron!">"Pff. Like anyone would wanna break into this junker anyway. The stereo's probably not even worth anything."
>>10572878ok then. Just go with what you want and I'll just joke along in chat
>>10572874>Not taking pictures of your girl toys on a chair on a fire>Not meticulously fixing their hair for the photo shoot>Not blowing your load on them afterwards, pretending it was an orgy
>>10572880I bet she'd love that, anon
>>10572902even more retarded mlpg regulars....
>>10572910This too. I don't remember if she did more.
can pone beat colossal?
>>10572910Is she a wizard?she forgot any horn lines
It isn't fair...
>>10572684>tfw you will forever be associated with himBeing a Vinylfag is suffering.
>>10572920Too bad she doesnt exist
>>10572916I've been playing a ton of peacewalker as of late. I could just marathon the story missions for anyone who hasn't played it or seen it.It has Tara Strong in iiiiit.
>>10572805what song is this?is it on youtube yet?
>>10572874>not showing us your fedora collection
>>10572437Your just a background pony with only handful of lines. you'll never be special or uniquejust another animated piece of scenery in a children's catroon
>>10572941Are you sure it's her who doesn't exist?
>>10572939But on the positive side, you get DJ Acid and the butt club.
What if Twilight actually possesed the body of a human when she went through the mirror?
>>10572938That's my line
>>10572920>>10572941>>10572969You exist.Pony exists.You will meet one day.
>>10572943I never played that one so okWas that one of the card game ones?>Tara Strong is in itThats like saying Phil Lamarr is in it (Which I think he might). She's prolific
>>10572437She's too uptight and really doesn't know how to relax
>>10572933Oh that's neat, I missed that one, I hope she does a set someday. >>10572936She is no wizard, just well practiced.
>>10572564A little late, but thanks for those youtube links, these guys are great.
>>10572943More people should draw in that style
>>10572976what if she switched bodies with a human
>>10572943god peacewalkers awesomethe vehicle collection missions are tough as nails though>>10572982nope, it was a little similar to portable ops
END OF RIDEPLS LEAVE THE CART AND MAKE SURE NO VALUABLES ARE LEFT BEHIND
>>10572943I swear to god tan if you post that picture one more goddam time..
>>10572970>implying I like futa>implying I like anthro>implyra
>>10572981Riiiiight.Just like I'll finally meet that one nice girl who likes me and I like her.And maybe a unicorn will gallop across a rainbow out my butt
>>10572999>end of ride>5 months agoI wish, anonthis ride never ends
>>10572982He's actually NOT in this one. The acid series are the non-canon card ones.This one is the second game after 3.All for stram, show of hands? I'd need to know now so I can set up asap.
>>10572970Butt club? What?
>>10572999MorelikeThe end of your face
>>10572976What if Equestria Girls isn't really an animated film, but a documentary that is filmed LIVE on the day of the premiere?What if your body ends up being the one that Twilight possesses during that time?
>>10572437You probably couldn't do anything unless Diamond Tiara did it first.It's kind of sad you never do anything yourself and your entire image is built around being "that stooge who hangs around Diamond Tiara," and you're probably going to spend the rest of your life standing behind her, where nobody notices you.Also, if those pearls are real, you're just begging to get mugged.
>>10572990I have to wounder if he got the middle guy from me, I always link him around. He is excellent for design stuff.
>>10572999I actually like season 2 and 3 more than season 1.The show is better without Faust
>>10573026oh manthis guy's never heard of the butt clubhey guy do you have a webcam, you should stream your reaction to what you're about to learn
>>10573015Anon plsStop reminding me.
>>10572999Me too, Lauren...me too ;_;
>>10573038is he ok?
>>10573023>The acid series are the non-canon card ones.Yes, god forbid we soil the MGS canon with something stupid!But yeha I'm up for whatever
>>10573051Why do we have to share a last name
>>10573042My webcam is broken and I have terrible acne, so even if I had one I wouldn't show my face.
>>10573038I've heard some opinions that I've disagreed strongly with in my day,and that's one of them.
I hate this world so much. Thinking about her has honestly been my one comfort lately, even though I know it's absurd. But she isn't real and she never will be, and I'm useless. I've thought about ending my life lately. Not out of pain or out of sadness. Just a sort of inevitability. It's going to happen eventually, right? Why wait? Why spend another day here? Sorry for this, but I think that this is the only place I could say shit like this and have it glossed over. I'll never have that kind of happiness.
>>10572689>your face when you see her all dressed up for the dance>her hair done up all fancy>a form-fitting dress that clings to her healthy body just so>...and are those EARRINGS?>"...Yeah yeah, drink it up while it lasts. Now we doin' this, or you just gonna stand there droolin' all night?"
>>10573043Fuck, meant to reply to>>10573014
I want a Sasha pony, she would be the potatoe pony
>>10573088Pinkie wouldnt want you to hurt yourself
>>10573051if i believe in Meghan does that make me a McCarthyist?
What's faust doing these days anyway?
>>10572913>pick up the GPS and go to settings>"Hold up. WHAT do you think you're doing?">VOICE OPTIONS>"C'mon, you don't have the guts.">click through the menu>"You don't scare me. S-stop messing around!">"Ooh, here's a good one.">"What one!? What are you doing?!">"Talk to you never, DT.">"Oh, you WORTHLESS little PIECE OF--!!">click
>>10573088Do I know you? 'Cause I think I do.
>>10573069Damn Irish, ruining our cartoons
I need pictures of Twilight Sparkle with books
>>10573125>your phone starts buzzing
>>10573140Like this one?
>>10573124Working on wondering her husband's yonder
>>10573153sb i swear to god
>>10573153Scrubbles please, she's married.
>>10573153That Mccracked me up.
>>10573124She stares at a bunch of Galaxy Girls things. Then she things maybe she should try pitching it...then she remembers what happened last time and just goes back to staring...
>>10573124Working on Wander Over Yonder with her husband and moonlighting on Fighting is Magic.
>>10573146>check the caller ID>...how?
>>10573188Is that a guy?
>>10573184Yeah sure I'm ussualy on twitch
>>10573189Galaxy girls is such an Equestria Girls rip off
>>10573156>>10573166Thanks dudesAnybody got any Humanized Twilight with books?
>>10573188Is that a boy? Or a girl?
tumblr-anon, I swear to pear..
>>10573218its just snarky bastard
>>10573214>>10573189>Lauren Faust can't get Galaxy Girls going>Equestrian Girls is coming out soonI'm kinda sad now
>>10573247>that pinkieI'm die
>>10573243Movies are easier to push through than tv.
>>10573247You know some times we get something nice, like Rarirty and Sweetie hereBut most of the time we get Pinkie here
>mod of ponilove
>>10573247When does Rarity dress like a slut warrior?
>>10573247>Rarity is a whore>Sweetie Belle is a cute and oblivious little girlEverything looks to be in order.
>>10573247>rarity's adopted mexican sister
>>10573247This never happened in the show.
>>10573202Choose wisely:A) You gave her your number and she's upset you hung up on her on your blue-tooth speaker GPSorB) It's a post-singularity AI that you gave permission to access your GPS and she's calling to apologize for picking on you
>>10573270I can't into paint though
>>10573247>Rarity dressed like an attention whoring harlot>Sweetie Belle just happy to be there and completely oblivious>Pinkie pie out of fucking nowhere wat
>>10573280You never happened in the show
>>10573292I wish i knew how
>>10573270>tfw don't know howand it looks sooooo neat
>>10573303Why must you say such hurtful things anon?
You know everyday I think it can't get any worse. They can't break me down any more. It can't get any darker. Something good is bound to happen now.And everyday I get on MLPG and proved wrong
>>10573216I'll ride my bike wherever I wantQuit fucking calling me
>that feeling of post-orgasmic bliss after you cum really hard to ponthis is why I exist
>>10573247That is the best Pinkie.
>>10573292>>10573309>>10573313you just gotta beliieeveee
>>10573259now im wishing i'd done it in green...
>>10573314I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be so hurtfulcan you forgive me
>>10573341I only feel post-orgasmic RAGE
Which pon has best uterine capacity?
>>10573247rarity confirmed for mighty warrior
>>10573376I alternate between shame and apathy and wondering why I bother.
>>10573377Applejack, like that's even a contest.
>>10573383This was already confirmed in fucking episode 1.
>>10573355>Photographer: M.J. Fox
>>10573341>>10573376I just feel sad
Would you sever pone's uterus, cook it, and eat it?Why or why not
>>10573393So out of all the pones she can handle the most viscous semen pumped deep into her winking marecunt?
>>10573405Pony is not for eating!
>you will never help pone into her harness and fit the milking tube over her shaft
>>10573397I almost would... the socks are a nice touch.
>>10573420Absolutely, she gets plenty of practice, her cunt muscles are powerful enough to break bone, yet dextrous enough to tie a knot in a cherry stem
>>10573405No.Better question, why even considering doing that?
So how's that MLPG My Little Sweetheart thing coming along?
>>10573452My fetish is getting people to say "pls" at me.
I'm pooped, MLPG. Can somebody cap whatever becomes of that Babs prom greentext? That stuff is my heroin.Good night
>>10573464>your family finds you dead of an overdose of greentext>they cover it up to look like a murder to hide their shame
>>10573431All of those girls roles should have been shifted one to the right.
>>10573462No it isn't
>>10573460http://mlpg.co/art/res/2737.htmlIt's getting there.There are only like 3 pictures posted on the google doc though
>>10573460the offbeatr has been up for a few hours and they've almost hit their stretch funding goal
>>10573451It sounds like she trains them a lot then. Does she have a single partner or a rotating supply of them? Or is she more apt to work out solo?
>>10573460>implying it will ever get done
>>10573485>you will never be Trixie
>>10573485>badgerbenI don't even have to fucking open the image to guess what it entails
>>10573502ay gurl lemme at that bugpussy
>>10573460>>10573492>not checking the doc regularlyIt's not gonna be anywhere near Hoofbeat or anything, but it might be worth ithttp://i.imgur.com/6Q0dvg0.png
>>10573502>Luna and Celestia fucking my assMUH FETISH
>>10573485Go unf yourself, that was ehh.
>>10573484>no poniesawww manHas anyone made a ponies-only pinup thing yet?
>>10573399I feel this sometimes when I explode all over my chest and then start to come down and realize I have cum all over me
>You will never live in the cave of a big strong and savage man monster, watching eat animal flesh and grab things with his thumbs
>>10573516Oh neat that's getting done, I only saw the cropped version xierl posted earlier.
>>10573528wouldn't hasbro kill that if someone tried to make money off it?
Is there a way for me to cuddle this pony tenderly?
>>10573528You like fapping to horses bro?
>>10573536what a kinky horse
>>10573554>ps3 controllernot surprised
>>10573536Now post Luna.
>>10573553fuck yeah I do, some of my strongest orgasms have involved ponies
>>10573554Get me a Pinkie one, we'll talk.
>>10573516that is some serious Tex-like detail
>>10573528poni parade is going to have some fewvery few, but's something
>>10573542>you will never watch a pack of human take down a buffalo, sweat glistening off of their foreheads as they hunt down their prey
>>10573516Is that supposed to be stink clouds?
>>10573554TOOMBLUR-anon!>>10573571>implying not ps3>xbox 360PC is better in general anyway.
>>10573560you don't know the half of it, anon.a princess that's lived as long as her must have traveled all sorts of avenues of experimentation.
>>10573247Would all 3
>>10573595Now a close up of Celestia´s balls.
>>10573516>>10573549WhoaDid xieril do that?Reminds me of this
>>10573589I have though
>>10573593...I was more assuming it was heavy breathing
>>10573482Are you calling me a liar? You can't lie on the internet, you know. It's illegal.
>>10573593Panting/Heavy breathing, most likely
>>10573552Only if you find a way to get to equestria.
>>10573589do you think they would each have their own pony or would they pass one around the group
>>10573464I think it breathed its last, anonone guy can only do so much
>>10573622>>10573612>>10573593either way I still have a boner
Here yo go MLPG, if you're bored enoughhttp://derpy.me/x1Ozn
>>10573636I would worship her balls
>>10573625I think they would have a few savage huntsponies with them to make the hunting easier.
>>10573647You'd be their Trixie?
>>10573660Yes and I wish they force me to wear panties and laugh at my little cock.sissy clit.
>>10573677do not want
>>10573282Oh geez>Angry DT screaming in my ear>Post-SingularityNeither of those sound pleasant.I honestly could go for either... but i'll go with A. It's more true to her character, let's be honest.
>>10573643don't do that
>>10573516is it just me or is her head a bit too small?
>>10573415Is thatIs that Snips and Snails?
>>10573703It looks okay to me
>>10573708It is. I like it.
>>10573282>"I-I'm sorry...please put me back on..."I think I like the second one better
>>10573676But anon you have a massive horseshaft like they do - how else would you be able to please their hungry marecunts?
>>10573094>You summon up whatever courage you have, offer your arm, and say "Let's get to it!"
>>10573729>furry tail hanging off to the sideWhat? Why? That's just lazy.
>>10573651>you will never run dust patrol for a the humans>the humans have you make a dusty cloud near a cliff>they lead the stampede in to it>you catch the human decoy and get the hell out of the way
>>10573729Why does this image make me think PLUR?The fact that it makes me think of sparkledogs is obvious.
>>10573740I'am a human or a little loli in my fantasy.
>>10573729Is that guy going to some kind of war in that armour?
>>10573729Are those his every day clothes?
>>10573729The lolrandumb fashion is still a thing?
>>10573708>>10573415Ooooh.I guess I'm just slow.
>>10573764The war on fashion, maybe
>>10573769No way, you only break out the kingdom hearts pants on special occasions. That shits dry clean only.
>>10573769WellIf you're going to dress like that at all, might as well do it everyday.
>>10573789Are you experienced in tripp pants Anon?
>>10573609>tfw only one drawfag that draws human RD
>>10573770Furry/Rave/other-kin culture 4eva!~
>>10573780I love the concept.But... the chin is weird? Not sure.
>>10573729>he has a girlfriendWhy are you single?
>>10573769>>10573784If ponies were really I could only imagine how horrifying it would be fore Rarity at a convention
>>10573793I should go to bed
>>10573789Do they still sell those things at hot topic?
>>10573848if ponies were real I would get Rarity to suck my dick
Why is he so perfect?
>>10573848>She's wearing her diamond dog fursuit and having the time of her life>"Come on dear, it's a convention! Lighten up!"
>>10573841A complete lack of confidence and motivation which extends to self grooming and will to improve to the point of a sense of self-hatred and deep depression.
>>10573867Because Hasbro made him that way.
>>10573867>Let's make Shining Armor, but find some way to make him even worse
>>10573856If you do, I hope you dream of one set of princess balls grinding into your face as another slaps roughly against your ass.
>>10573867his VA is going to be literally murdered by pissed off neckbeards
>>10573848If they somehow came over here they would would likely be quickly taken by the government sadly.
>>10573893what about chrissy?
>>10573861people on ecstasy wear those pants
>>10573894>He starts dating one of the other VA's>Two characters are ruined>Mass riots around the world>Economies collapse>The old ones rise from their long sleep to take what was once theres
>>10573895>Whisked off to a top secret underground government facility>Studied under close observation by Obama, with the likes of Mr. Ed, Spirit and any other talking horses I cant remember
>>10573907Never done it.Why do they need pants made out of parachute material?
>>10573867Wow that is the most original character design ever
Can someone PLEASE explain to me why Twilight doesn't come out the other side of the mirror naked?This is a fucking egregious departure from realism and it shatters my suspension of disbelief.
>>10573742>Babs quirks a brow, looking down incredulously at your outstretched arm>then back up at you>"...Seriously?">you swallow hard, feeling a cold sweat coming on>but before you can recall your arm, she saunters up next to you and hooks her arm around yours>"Well let's go then, Romeo."
>>10573938same reason the hulks pants dont rip.Normal people dont want to see that shit.Faggot
>>10573931Buddy Holly is dead and Stanley Burrell is aliveyou do the math
>>10573937why is she spitting cum out of the side of her mouth
>>10573937He literally is Shining Armor, but if you crossed out "Brother" and scribbled over "Boyfriend"
>>10573938because if they do that, then they are gonna have to make her shit while standing up like a horse
>>10573942>all those fucking ruleshave these people never played a drinking gameyou have to keep it simple, stupid
>>10573906I guess that depends whether you're a cockstuffed loli with both her holes filled or capable of taking two girthy shafts in your ass at the same time~
>>10573938Evidentally everyone in the pony world exists in this "human" world too.It stands to reason a human Twilight should also exist. If not, then it's incredibly likely there should be one.So either she's become the human Twilight or the universe made a form that fits her into the world correctly, which would include clothes.
>>10573964Which they should!Thats like a werewolf movie without the transformation scene
>>10573963if you say so
>>10573942Suicide via ethanol; the gamehows about i just slowly sip everclear untill i can no longer see the screen
>>10573973Why the fuck are you faggots so obsessed with being sodomized, is that how you compensate for the fact that a woman would never willingly touch you?
>>10573970Plus the rules are fucking dumb.
>>10573867this kill the twaifag
>>10573964Why not? That makes sense to me. She eats with her mouth like a horse...
>>10573942This drinking game is awful"Take a shot if something specific that the trailer shows is going to happens happens!""Take a show if this very specific thing that we know for sure wont happen happens!"
>>10573976wait wait wait waitSo its like a parallel universe....but there's no Twilight.....but everyone knows Twilight
>>10573983>>10573963There's some serious sexual tension going on between Twily and Shiny in the show
>>10573963See this the weird thing here, they are giving Twilight a love interest that is basically a blue prince kinda like her brother.There are some freudian implications here and the only way to redeem this shit is if Twilight ends up saying something along the lines of: "you remind me of my brother"but knowing Hasbro and Meghan, most likely that won't be the case and Twilight is gonig to fell in love with him.
>>10574008Not really but you think everything is sexual tension.
https://derpiboo.ru/324596This picture confuses me.
>>10573867We went from the stereotype of the perfect boyfriend with the twist that he was actually a selfish asshole to an actual stereotypical perfect boyfriend
>There's nothing to talk about in MLPG besides this abortion of a spin off movieMaybe I really should just take a break from MLPG
>>10574007No, it's like there's a parallel universe, but pony Twilight just BODY-SNATCHER'd the human Twilight.Presumably human Twilight is getting used to walking on hooves and not wearing clothes in Equestria.
Does anyone have that pic of Shiny telling Twilight to 'surf it out'?
>>10574030>YFW human twilight in pony world finds Brad.>Yfw twilight comes back to pony brad having experienced an entirely different twilight>They fuck
>>10574024because faust is a feminist and she hate malesmeghan in the other hand
MLPGEQG DRINKING GAMETake a drink every time you recognize a "named" ponytwo if it's a fandom named background ponyfinish your drink if it's a brony OC
>>10574030I think having them switch bodies would be more interesting.And the original human Twilight was just some loser nerdy Twilight who never got any friends or the honor of learning under Celestia. She's just some girl who likes books and learning too much.
>>10574055If derpy shows up in human form, down the bottle.
A cute grey pegasus. Feel free to critique.
>>10573937Is it just me, or is his hair kinda sanic-like?
>>10574055What would the mulpug drinking game be like?
>>10574030I find it more entertaining to think pony Twilight has unknowingly hijacked her, while human Twilight's consciousnesses stares out helplessly in the background of the mind, unable to interact or communicate, but watch as this pony doppleganger body snatcher ruins her life AS HERIt would be better then what it is
>>10574023>sexy pirate roleplay with Rainbow Dashunf
>>10574068I like her wings. 9/10 will save and repost.Will you draw the other 2 grey pegasi next?
>>10574037I don't, but I wish you the best of luck in your quest
>>10574069>If ponies drink>If not ponies drink>If you're not drunk yet drink>If you're drunk drink some more
>>10573867Is his band actually named "Prom King"?
>>10574068I rike it, but the wings seem too big
>guitar>there's likely going to be a love song for twily
>>10574073drink until you feel like you're gonna die then pass out and wake up and do it again
>>10574078>Pirate Dash (61)what
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>10574055Here's mine>Is MLPG talking about EG?Take a drink>Am I now thinking about EG?Take a drink>Is someone streaming?Take a drink>Is S4 still far away?Take a drink>Does the show still seem to be going down hill?Take a drink>People actually defending Shining Armor as a character?Take a drink
>Breast Cancer Awareness Pony
>>10574127she needs to be perfect for her perfect boyfriend
>>10574085What if he has a rifle inside that guitar case and starts to shoot up the school, and twilight has to stop him using friendship, and this is actually a PSA about gun saftey
>>10574139Dash this is no time to be pink.
>>10574023>https://derpiboo.ru/324596>>10574078Coincidentally I was just looking at this:http://img.rule34.xxx/rule34//samples/1233/sample_53d0a4ee19cb9ca9d494a5109debde30001d109c.png
>Brad is voiced by Shinny's VAThis going to get too awkward if he really ends up being Twilight's love interest
>>10574139She doesn't look too pleased with this development.
>>10574154Its a side effect from all the cancer
>>10574111Are there any twifags with an ntr fetish?
>>10574146>Mary sue gets gary stuWhy god? Why>
>>10574184pretty sure only rarifags are in to ntr
>>10574171Voice a shallow shoe horned flat male character that revolves completely around Twilight and adds nothing positive and is wirrten like an oh so perfect mary sueThat'll be a stretch for him
>>10574146That's not funny anon.
>>10574199because Hasbro wants money
>>10574171>We want the teen mom audience
>>10574073If someone gets called out as Ross/Nachos/a brony take a sipIf someones art gets more than 5 replies take a sipif someones calls Marker Pony "Markerita" take a sipif a post comes up filtered take a sipif someone calls derpy ugly take a sipif someone "leaves" MLPG finish your drinkif someone posts your favorite pony take a sipif someone imgur's porn of your favorite pony finish your drink
>>10574225what about b raids?
>>10574184I wish I was one. This is fucking gold for them.
>>10574225>Filtered postJesus H Christ appledan you trying to kill me?
>>10574209The only way this is going to work is if Twilight tells him "you remind me of my brother"
>>10574240fuck off spitfire
>>10574240>if a post comes up filtered take a sip>>10574246yes, get to drinkin'
>>10574225If someone accidentally shows themselves downloading child porn, finish the bottle
>>10574250and then they go to the prom together
>>10574225>if a post comes up filtered take a sipWonder how many bottles a visit by /b/read would consume with recursive fileting on.
>>10574246I'd drink every time 3-4 come up in a row because of shit like >>10574240
>>10574225But Derpy is a very ugly pone.
>that feel when fantasies of rarara are occasionally interrupted by the thought that you're breaking Spike's heart
Are you thinking what i'm thinking about this pic?
>>10574276that's it, I'm leaving
>>10574285What kind of fantasies, anon?
>tfw this crashes and burns with major financial losses for hasbro
>>10574287That those faces are weird?
>>10574276That's not true!She has a heart of gold!
>>10574287>cotton cutiemarkI bet Massa Applejack owns a lot of zebra slaves.
>>10574299the lewd kind, madam
>>10574299licking her smelly feet
>>10574255NO>>10574257sounds like a plan, the less able youare to mentally block people, the more you drink...>>10574268All the bottles, or you could learn to ignore us properly
>>10574303>President Hasbro achieves his life dream of having no money
>>10574276you take that back
>>10574303Lauren pls, stop dreaming and go back to cry about Galaxy Girls
>>10574331>retires and pursues his dreams of running non-profits in to the ground
>>10574303>tfw it becomes a success and EqG replaces FiM after S4
>>10574225Fuck off, Ross. I'm leaving MLPG forever. Derpy is a very ugly pony, even uglier than Markerita.http://i.imgur.com/frHACdi.jpg
>>10574332I don't want to kick spike out though.
>>10574331This post is cracking me up.
>>10574375fucking 5 star postrekt 2004wowamazingso coolawesomeu da mantime to clap
>>10574336>>10574366You guys are lame.
>>10574366I would take Twilight and put all the rest in a burlap sack and drop them off a bridge
>>10574365Now that's just silly.
>>10574407That picture got things the wrong way around.Typical Derpy.
less than one week to get up to 45k
>>10574407Derpy is a very pretty pony.
>>10574407Derpy has an unf of gold
>>10574418The rest have no prospect of ever finding a nice home, so it was a mercy kill
>>10574407le heart of gold in headXDDDDDDDDD le master trole
>not finding Derpy adorable and sexyy'all niggas gay
>>10574436>implying people wouldn't want a magical talking pony
>>10574435What would she think if she knew you said that about her?
>>10574407Derpy is a very unfable pony.
>>10574429>penny arcade's podcast kickstarter already has 95k
>>10574481>the slutty mare bordello will never have that opportunity
>>10574455I imagine she'd be flattered and maybe a little embarrassed.
>>10574481PA is great though.inb4 some "hatur" comes along and calls me simple-minded for liking it.
>>10574517fuck off retard
>>10574511no, but you are definitely a retard if you donated to any of their kickstaters
>>10574507Noone knows you're a pony on the internet.Noone.
>>10574533dont perform this current undertaking
>>10574012haha, blue strip gets brother-zoned.I'd watch the movie if only for that.Not because i hate him but because it'd be so against what i'm expecting.
>>10574497Would she even know what an 'unf' is, or that creatures from another species regularly fantasize about doing dirty things with her?
>>10574546Why on earth would I do that? I'm just in it for the comics and the occasional good read.
MLPG plsrecommend me some good headphones
Will be pone ever be real guys?This is important.Serious answers only.
>>10574564Ponies aren't going to have protestant views on sex, it's not considered dirty to them.
i don't see you painting
>>10574582pone is real in your heart>>10574582>
>>10574577Beats by Dre
>>10574561Twaifag please, she is going to love him forever and he'll leave his world just to be with Twilight
>>10574044>because faust is a feminist and she hate >males,meghan in the other handmeghan thinks the only leading male character should be a dog.
>>10574582Genetic engineering or customizable robots will probably be available within our lifetime. I'm not saying it will happen, but we'd have the technology for it. Start saving money now so you can commission it.
>>10574598Butt i dun no how.
>>10574577S HD 700's
>>10574582Pony will only ever be real in your mindYou will have to master your subconscious if you want pony to be real
>>10574598Because I don't know how Mr. Instant Improvement Mc Tons of Time on His Hands
>>10574598but i don't know how
>>10574598I don't know how
Someday I'm gonna open an animal brothel in Denmark and call it Horsefuckers Hangout, if you used to go to MLPG you get a free horsefucking session
>>10574429>just pledged $15so this is what I've degraded to...
>>10574665>in the future human animal chimeras are possible, yet rare>most of them live in a sponsored community near Denmark>they are all horses
>>10574665Denmark, 'eh? I can just take a 5 min swim over there, so -- go for it.
>>10574698I'd unf harder if she was ahegao
>>10574683How vulgarPost anything else vulgar about that sweet pony and I will delete this thread and post the marker in Tulpa General, do you hear me?
>>10574729why are you staring at me like that
>>10574729Too close, Dash
>>10574652>>10574643>>10574625>>10574615you bring dishonor to your familyall you do is sketch pone, then all on another layer you color pone, flats shades and highlights and whatever on that one layer(or you could put all the color on the sketch layer)
>>10574759brbFinding tulpa general
Have you masturbated your pony today mlpg?
>>10574643>>10574652so figure it outit's fun
>>10574759Pinkie that's your solution to everything
>>10574783I keep my pony well drained, so yes. She's up to a full gallon a milking too~
>>10574783I thought lewd things about Celestia and blew a hefty load, my work today is done
>>10574814What sort of lewd things, anon?
>>10574786Not as fun as your face
>>10574783Is Abella Anderson a pony?Because if so, yes I have.
>>10574769>flats shades and highlightsI'm still learning those
>>10574827say that to my face not online and see what happens
Why don't you have a human waifu, anon?Why do you obsess over that cartoon horse?
>>10574877because female humans are disgusting
>>10574860>gamer luna>glutton luna>molestia>moonspeakYep, this image represents everything wrong with this fandom.
>>10574823princess blowjobs and butts
>>10574884and excessive booping
>>10574884But it's so cute!
>>10574877Because girls don't like me.
>>10574877Hey she chose me, so im gonna do my best.
>>10574890Oh my. Was she bobbing on your shaft or were you deepthroating her length?
>>10574884>being this much of a hardass
>>10574884Hurff I better hate it so I blend in!
>>10574918And that's Equestria Girls
>>10574877but I do have a human waifujust...not a real human
>>10574877I don't know.I can't help it.
human should human human.
>>10574918>>10574959>honest opinions are bait nowwhatever.
>>10574910She was suckling my head and humming
>>10574877Because I know no human girl would ever love me. But since pony doesn't really exist, they MIGHT possibly love me. Essentially I have better chances with nonexistent beings.
>>10574982I'd human a human
>>10574997she's out there.
>>10574955>>10574955ArtAnon needs to hurry up and draw my waifu
>you will never have a good little pony to call your own
>>10574986Baiting opinions are bait, anon
give me one reason why I shouln't be hyped about EqG
>>10575039Who's this horse? Also, if you're drawing with a mouse, you should use a program that has vectors. Then you can make perfect lines and stuff.
>>10574918>EQG Dash>wears those retarded boots instead of sneakers>skirt instead of shortsIf Faust could've designed them she would've designed them right. I'm just really disappointed with the look of the EQG's in general.
>>10575032sorry, I'll get right on conforming all of my opinions to be congruent with your own.prick.
>>10575072>Thinks its acceptable to like shit like Gamer Luna on MLPGThere is an entire board just for you anon.GO!Be free! Be free!
For those who forgot, I'm straming peace walker for the bored.I'm taking a break from the story to do the Underage Twilight Sparkle Dating Sim that's in the game.Feel free to watch a 39 year old try to grope twilyhttp://derpy.me/x1Ozn
>>10575066Names in the image name...And my program is MS paint, windows 8 edition. I have zero perfect anythings...I shall keep in mind what you said though
>>10575108*clink clink clink*
>>10575094>thinking I give a shit about what you deem acceptablego suck on it.
>>10574877>3dpdSorry, I don't have shit taste.
>>10574997You'd be surprised. Just better yourself a little and you'll be fine.
>>10575119Oh no not again.
why do all the characters in EQG wear boots that go up to their knees?
>>10575132Anon, I merely point out an entire board made for your brony pleasure. There is no reason to be so upset over me simply pointing out that this thread is not the best fit for one with your predilections.
>>10575177I wore sneakers as a teenager...
>>10575183I'm staying right here.
>>10575203and that's why you are here instead of going out with girls
god dammit, it's the middle of the nightsave the shitposting for the day crowd
paint forever and ever
>>10575246don't do that
I like this horse.
>>10575294I'm not really sure.
>>10575279Me too. Does this mean we should fight or be friends?
>>10575277Ah'm here Miss Cheerilee
>>10575301she's been reduced to a shadow of her former selfhow can you still like her
>>10575279>>10575318I like that horse's boyfriend
>>10575326I can't stop.
>>10575279So do I Anon. Just hoping what she is now doesn't ruin the show somehow.
>>10575277>PE class with cheerilee
>>10575340but you canthe twilight you fell in love with so long ago is gonereplaced by a cheap imitation with wings, no trace of her former quirkiness, and a boyfriend on the horizonputting her to rest is the best you can do for her now
>>10575277I'm mostly posting elsewhere right now, but I'm checking this thread occasionally.
>>10575404more pony than pony. that is our motto.
>>10575363>she took the class to the rec center for swimming lessons>"Now, this is the breast-stroke. Watch carefully!">"U-Uhhh...!"
this kills the horse
>his horse has a boyfriend
>>10575459>tfw ntr fetish
>>10575483I thought Nobody liked anthro.
>>10575426>"Are you paying attention, Rumble?">"Y-Yes Ms. Cheerilee!"
>>10575504>all the fillies love Rumble>but he's hot for teacher
>>10575426hm.Can women become pregnant by swimming in water with semen in it?
>>10575426>legs open>legs close>legs open>legs close
>>10575498how much for a taste of those three apples right there?
>>10575490Anon, I swear to god, one more Nobody joke and you're out!
>>10575522all the colts in Cheerilee's class are hot for teacher
>>10575549why, does nobody like them anymore?
>>10575459it must be terrible to like Purple Smart right now
>shezow coming to the hub
>>10575577Why are Rarifags such assholes? They're the only ones I see doing this.
>>10575577All the other ponies will be getting boyfriends too.
>>10575590I'm not making fun of them, I actually feel bad for the waifufags, they must be really mad right now with all the shit Hasbro is doing to Twilight
1. Applefag2. Pinkiefag3. Twifag4. Dashfag5. Flutterfag6. Rarifag
>>10575590I'm not an asshole;_;
>>10575590>post picture of rarara>suddenly you're a rarifag
>>10575619What is going on with that glass?
>>10575601If Fluttershy got Big Mac for a boyfriend I'd be more than fine with it but it's not going to happen.
>>10575620They're still all a lot better than celestia or lunafags.
>>10575601>rainbow dash fussing over her boyfriendOhhhh...so many tumbler tears, it will be so delicious.Do you think they're cause a even bigger stink then the derpy fiasco?I can't wait.
>>10575577She certainly has gotten a whole lot of controversy lately, but I'll live.
>>10575601Do you have a single fact to back that up?
>>10575667yehnumba one thats terror
>>10575620>not everyone tied for lastterrible
>>10575620>1. ApplefagCut that out I ain't anything special.
God Tier:>Pinkie Pie>ApplejackOkay Tier:>Rarity>Twilight>Rainbow DashShit Tier:>Fluttershy
>>10575667Probably notJust like for twilight
>>10575699>god tier>lolrandom horse>orange boring with great ass
>>10575620I agree with the apple position
>>10575527>"Notice how the leg-movements are similar to a frog swimming in the water.">Rumble stares at Cheerilee's thighs and derriere as she propels herself through the water, the elastic fabric of her red one-piece digging into the plush cheeks of her rear>"It's for that reason that it's commonly referred to as the 'frog kick'!">"...uh-huh...frogs...right..."
>>10575639not cool, anon...
>>10575717>God tiermy face>Proletarian tieryour face
>>10575736Lunafags are one above Rarifags, and Celestiafags one above Flutterfags.
>>10575620what's wrong with flutterfags?
>>10575768Everything and then some more.
>>10575728>"Now you try!">Cheerilee tucks her hands under his arms and holds him up above the surface>he finds himself eye-level with her ample chest>the cold water has caused two noticeable little bumps to appear in the red material clinging to her breasts>"Guh...">"Don't worry, sweetie. I've got you, you aren't going to sink. Just focus on your legs for now, okay?">"...okay..."