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But its morning here.
fuck thatwe hot for teacherpone now
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>>10343880Apple pls, more cheerilee, I know you like her nigga.
>>10343892What's going on with AJ's neck?
>>10343880>that rediv facehhnnnnnnggg
>>10343892AJ's front legs are too shortstill quite cute though
>>10343811>tex obsessed with aj and facesittingits sad but true that artists will draw mostly their fetish. you just have to get lucky and hope you enjoy their fetish also. thats why i feel bad for ross, he is just doing the normal thing but he happens to have an unlucky fetish most people dont care for. if ross's fetish was giant boobs and attractive humans you can bet he would be popular around here.
>>10343892How about apples and skittles?
>>10343909>"How do we read these symbols?"
>>10343892You really gotta stick with one direction with your hatching, it feels like you're trying too hard with the form of applejack's neck that it just looks awkward and out of place. Cute ponyos otherwise
>>10343931fuck off 2010
>>10343930I'm glad tex has a god tier fetish.
>>10343930My fetish is human or very close suggestive or gentle sexSurprisingly little porn of that.
>>10343930>but he happens to have an unlucky fetish most people dont care forBut you're wrongThe amount of people into fat chicks is forgive me hugeAnd I'm not talking about "I only like chub," I mean full-on huge fat chicksHe's just such a cunt that even fat fetishists hate him
>>10343892Movie stram when Mew?
>Tex getting in touch with his horsefucking sideFacesitting is a god tier fetish, I would cum buckets if any of the mane 6 sat on my face
>>10343880guy with superfreak teacher here.my dad's getting remarried and i think she's going to be invited. what should i do? i'm pretty sure she'd make a move no matter what just because she can.
>>10343962I would that Derpy
>>10343967i dunnnofixed it up a bit
>>10343985Make a move on her, what's to lose
>>10343976>Celestia as YHWHThis I can get behind.
>>10343991WHERE ARE THE DICKS
>>10343985You know what you must do.Take pictures.
>>10343976Its just weird that she spread her forehooves like that.
>>10343880What would the pony equivalent of the magic school bus be?
>>10343992>"Lets ride to the orchard!"
>>10343965>extreme obese is a popular fetishno it isnt
>>10343985if she's still hot?FUCK HERFUCK HER SENSELESS YOU IMBECILE
>>10343992>"Get on, I have little time to explain">"Apples, anon">"Apples"
>>10343990I wouldn't since it would be rape if you tricked a retard into sexDash or AJ though....probably
>>10343992Wait a secondI recognize the dumpster diver!ENHANCE!
>>10344000even though im starting to draw porn more, there will be no lone dicksi am straight
>>10344010Where have you been?It's fairly common, from "BBW" up to extreme
>>10343985What do you have to lose besides your innocence?
>>10343990so would I, anon.so would I...
>>10344032How about a big heavy pair of pony balls slapping against Cheerilee's butt?
>>10344019Why would I be tricking her?I dont think you know me very well
>>10343985Ask her to break you in and show you the ropes
>>10344019I like how shepard isn't shy about giving aj some rockin tits
>>10344019what if you had to choose between them?because I honestly can't make up my mind
>>10344019>retardBut she isn't anon
>>10343958i dont trust your tier list. facesitting might be pretty good but i have strict standards on what makes it to the absolute best possible tier. you cant just throw whatever you like in there.
brits explain this shit to a pony to me
>>10344032>im starting to draw porn moredoes that mean that you are getting hornier?
>>10344036BBW is in the same creep tier as the diaper fetish. sure it might have a large fandom but it is nowhere near the top.
Which pone wants to sit on your face the most?and, for bonus points, which pone actually wants you to sit on her face?
>>10344076Dash I like short hairAlso sleeping in the next morning
>>10344096>that>britishShouldn't the bread also be deep fried if it's British?
>>10344110>BBW is in the same creep tier as the diaper fetish. sure it might have a large fandom but it is nowhere near the top.>BBW>In the same tier as diaper
>>10343998>>10344001>>10344014if she's not, i'll make a move on her if i ever run into her.
>>10344096I can explain that shit to you, and im an AmericanThat is a french fry sandwhich
>>10344111Twilight because she's a nerdy pervert
>>10344124they're both awfulwhy bother raking sub-tier fetishes?
>all this fetish stuffIs it so wrong if I just want to be friends and maybe snuggle together while sleeping nonsexually?
>>10344110>Fetish tiers are determined by how they appeal to me
>>10343984shut the fuck up you nerd, you would cum buckets no matter what the main 6 did. they could just be standing in the room and you would fap to the scent of horse.
>>10344137But anon that is a fetish
>>10344125I wish I had a teacher that felt bad for me and wanted to take my innocence
>>10344137No but these fetishfaggot will tell you to fuck off. sad, really.
>>10344137Some of us would rather have pones for sexual
>>10344137that's called a friend fetishpinkie pie has one
>>10344155>smooth peanut butterwhat even is the point?
>>10344050>>10344031damn the dash and twily are awful compared to the aj
>>10344146True, but I'd restrain myself if they were in the same room
>>10344160>For sexualIs that all you see in them?
>>10344153but i'm not innocent. i'm just intimidated.
>>10344137sleeping with pone will always be sexual
>>10344110S'cool, dudeJust didn't know we were arguing about preferences instead of popularity
>>10344155I fucking forgot about this shitI need to make one
>>10344168An enjoyable food product?Crunchy is fucking disgusting
>>10344163does she get wet everytime she makes a new friends
>>10344168I prefer crunchy, but I've recently taken a liking to light, whipped peanut butter.It's fluffy as fuck and almost melts in your mouth.
>>10344177Not at all anonI want cuddles too
>>10344136First of fuckin' all, BBW is popular as shit and is relatively normal compared to fucking diapers.Shit tier is subjective, but based on the popularity and the fact that it's based around someone looks, makes it better than fucking diapers.You piece of shit./notpone
>>10344153Its only matter of time before we transition to cheerilee /ss/
>Fluttershy piñatahell yeah, i'm gonna beat the shit out of it
>tfw never fuck a cartoon pony>tfw allergic to peanut butterwhat's the point MLPG
>>10344203I want that futa cherilee fucking colts but Anon didn't link it.
>>10344203>Cherilee on penis inspection day
My fetish is sex in the bath or waterY'all are weird
>>10344200stop getting mad fatfag, your fetish is creepy to normal people. deal with it.
>>10344210>allergic to peanut butterI'm so sorry man, you don't know what you're missing.
>>10344210cheese and porn.
>>10344225My fetish is female ejaculation and/or orgasm.
>>10344225My fetish is sweaty sex, don't look at me
>>10344203I drew some exactly that actually
>>10344208that's a terrible piñata
Giving it more thoughtI wanted to draw cheerilee a lot when I first started doodling ponyI remember thinking of apples because you give them to teachers, oh wow, I think I went with Apple because of that.
>>10344225I bet she doesn't even play Poke'mon.
>>10344225I don't really have a fetish so I'm pretty vanilla
>>10344208I was going to call you edgy, but then I remembered that is what piñatas are forCREAK THAT SHIT OPEN
>>10344229>normal peopleThat explains it, you're too normal for your own good!
>>10344249oh my god shut uuuuuup
>>10344203>Cheerilee will never show you the ropes and teach you everything there is to know about how to please a lady
>>10344240So... just sex?Or oddly sweaty?Like steam room then sex?
>>10344246I say we name him Van Halen.
>>10344249pls draw more cheerileeshe turns me on for some reason
>>10344229>Creepy to normal>BBW>CreepyYou know what's creepy?Telling them that I want to be turned into a slutty horse and get fucked by stallions and colts alike and that I want my mind to be raped by a cartoon unicorn.You know what's not creepy?>Yeah I like fat chicks.
>>10344244who are you
>>10344252First lesson: The D cannot tell the difference
>>10344190But is For sexual the First thing you see in them?
>>10344249I thought you took that name because of AJ.
>>10344249That's pretty funny
>>10344225My fetish is NOT APPLICABLE.
>>10344249so you named yourself Apple because you wanted to give yourself to a teachergonna write this right now
>>10344249DRAW MORE CHEERILEEplease
>>10344229Everything in this thread would be creepy to "normal people".
>>10344279Sex right after cardio/gym would be ideal. You know, going into sex all sweaty.a steam room then sex would be the same probably
>>10344229You might be thinking of feeding, and actively wanting to make girls fatterJust preferring fat girls is pretty normalIf you want to be a douche you can argue that liking skinny girls is a recent development in human history
>>10344291Just a person>>10344300Oh god never
>>10344299No, I'd rather have the experience of getting to know said pones and then sexual after
>hanging out with poneshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&v=P8I57WpCkyQ&NR=1
>>10344299no, not reallyis For sexual the first thing you see in a woman?
I like feet, and I like them smelly too, but clean is fineEveryone with a foot fetish is a creep, me included, I just think that's weird
>not being a normal, well-adjusted dude with a good career outlook and a healthy social life>until you're alone
>>10344319Steam room sex would be pretty goodUntil you pass out from heat stroke
>>10344210>you will never be vacuum sealed with your favorite ponyman it sucks having extremely specific bizarre fetishes that no one will ever draw
>>10344319There are "kinks" and "fetishes".For example, sweat is a kink of mine, as are sports bras, but I wouldn't call either one a fetish in my case.
Why is Apple tagged as Apples in derpibooru
>>10344319>sex after workoutIf a woman ever allows me to touch her this is the first thing I'm doing
>>10344341Is that a sweater on his head?
>>10344323>If you want to be a douche you can argue that liking skinny girls is a recent development in human historyOnly fat girls say that.
>>10344355I'm not getting into the semantics bullshit, especially because there is no official definition for either of those things.I just like sweaty sex.
>>10344348I think I have a new fear Thanks anon
>>10344357because he told them to do that
>>10344284i haven't had a single year without a hot teacher. even in fourth and fifth grade, when my main teacher wasn't hot, the PE teacher and art teacher were, respectively.and i was almost never tardy.
>>10344343it's only creepy if you like them smelly
>>10344268Fine. I know I should stick to anonymity when not posting art, sorry.
>>10344348I think that's because this one is actually life-threatening. Seriously, never ever do this.
>>10344325Well I can respect that anon. You are good person even though I think you're weird for wanting intimate relations with a cartoon horse.
>>10344163so its not so strange if she's the one I want to do it with the most then?
>>10344367and people who actually know anything about historywhich clearly you do not
>>10344377fuk u cosmo
>>10344370Most people like sweaty sex. In fact the vast majority of humans do, since sex commonly involves profuse sweating.
>>10344383>You are good personT-thanks anon
>>10344385dependsdo you want to stay friends with her?
>>10344336Of course not anon
>>10344377I like feet of any kind, smelly is just a personal preference
>>10344324then why advertise it?
>>10344392Sorry charlie that was somebody else.
Cinnamon Toast Butts
>>10344399Just because something happens doesn't mean you enjoy it particularly. I do.I also prefer being sweaty before sex.
>>10344405Well.....maybe more then friends, but always still be best friends
>>10344367Fat has always been equated with excess, and in times when excess was not readily available (read: anything before current day), it was seen as something to desireThat and the fact that wide hips and a solid core have always been the image of fertility that's practically ingrained in the human mind
>>10344427>they're the taste you can see
>>10344374yeah, you're definitely hotforteacheranon
>>10344377These two pictures are the only good feet pics that I know of
If it is okay to ask, who is croptool btw?
>people defending being fat and living a destructive lifestylewho knows, maybe sex with a fat girl is actually good but i will never know since i am too disgusted by obese people.
>>10344457Does anyone notice her belly button is in the wrong place
>>10344457I wouldn't even call that one good, really.lamar did some good ones of Haiku's dragon OC if that counts
>>10344411Anyone who is attracted to things that humans naturally evolved to be repulsed by are freaks. This is why smelly feet fetishes are strange. The stench is caused by bacterial buildup, and bacteria is dangerous ordinarily.
>>10344462I wish I had a nightmare moon version of this
>>10344457fuck I wanna lick in between those toes and all over her soles
>>10344473I cant fap to dragon things with clawed feet...
>>10344470I'm disgusted by obese people in real life, but I fap to BBWs
>>10344434then I wish you good luck, friend
>>10344470They make some fat stacks, dont they
>>10344457in that one the foot isn't even that well drawnbut pretty much everything else about the pic is hot as hell
>>10344377>you will never fuck Scratch from behind, the both of you flying on ecstasy and music, while she stands on her plinth spitting an electronic sermon of fire and brimstone down upon her adoring congregation
>>10344483I mean, it's got toes and all
>>10344474that's not very sound logiccan't deny that I'm a freak, though
>>10344466Pissfag that came here during the summer and tries to hard to fit in. He can color and gif but he hard contribute that made. He practically demand to be in the Who's Who list at one point while requesting Marker Porn everyday.
>>10344470And thats fine, as long as you're not trying to force your opinions on other people that's just fine.
UghDoes anyone want to partake in alcohol with me
>>10344505Anon do you have something on your mindYou seem to be upset
>>10344457it might not show the soles, but I thought this one was pretty hot too
>>10344493I wanna do ecstasy with a pone and rub my face all over their fur
>>10344474>and bacteria is dangerous ordinarilyOH MY GOD ARE PEOPLE REALLY ALLOWED TO BE THIS DUMB
>>10344466annoying steamfag shitposting, circlejerking brony who buys art of his shitty OC having sex with the main 6.ironically or serious we will never know.
>>10344519>THAT FACElike the feet, though
>>10344470>WHY DO YOU LIKE EATING SHIT?nachos, go to bed.
>>10344519MThere's always something wrong with your faces on humans Apple
>>10344485I am so annoyed by the acronym BBWI agree that they're B, but they are most definitely not B. They can't be B because they're B.
>>10344415I know...I know....I think this might be the end of the ride for me. At least the visiting the General part.And there's so much left to write....
>>10344519But the soles are the best part...
>>10344542Well that's just like, your opinion man
>>10344513you're too late for thatI'm pounding water because I have work in the morning
>>10343843What will you give to have the hiatus end? Is pony still important to you?
>>10344523who would you rather do E with, Pinkie or Scratch (when she's not spinning, just there as a guest)?
>>10344551>writer leaving the generaloh man for a second there I thought we were losing a valuable contributor
>>10344566fuk u cosmo drink with me
>>10344555Toes are my favorite because they're so suckable, but soles come in close second
>>10344493>you will never fuck Scratch with her legs raised up in the air so you can suckle on her toes while you thrust into her
>>10344525I'm aware that bacteria lines our digestive tract and that it's on our skin constantly, but the thing is, offensive smells are generally associated with bad things. This is the reason they smell bad: because if we didn't evolve to be repulsed by them, we would have died out.
>>10344513>Feel good because I biked for 45 minutes at noon>Then down six beers before sundownI'm on the road to nowhere
>>10344568Scratch, I hate Pinkie, but I wanna do horse sex with Scratch while we're both rolling balls
>>10344586But I really have to drink all this water and I do have work in the morning.
>>10344581>writeranon's confidence goes south
SCOOTALOO SCOOT SCOOT SCOOTALOO
>tfw feet is favorite fetish>tfw anything erotic written about them comes off as the MOST creepy shit
>>10344470>maybe sex with a fat girl is actually goodSo good
>>10344471Guess we was going for a Vitruvian Man type of body.
>>10344581well aren't you an asshole
>don't visit the General for a week>this threadwell maybe the next week will have more luck....or not
>>10344610Well I mean there's a small group of anons(like around zero) that read them
>>10344601I'll power through an 18 pack on some weekends, I hate drinking that much beer though because you need to get up every 5 minutes to piss.
>>10344581has anyone valuable left recently?
>>10344619its easier to just draw themwhich is difficult to say because they're not easy to draw>tfw can't draw cute, petite feet
>people defending fat
>>10344619It's true. I can't think of a way to write anything that won't come off as creepy.
>>10344633I personally don't have the attention span to but still, they put effort into it
>>10344645>petite feetPetite feet with long slender toes are the best
>>10344599> Brevibacteria are considered a major cause of foot odor because they ingest dead skin on the feet and, in the process, convert amino acid methionine into methanethiol, which has a sulfuric aroma. The dead skin that fuels this process is especially common on the soles and between the toes. The brevibacteria is also what gives cheeses such as Limburger, Bel Paese, Port du Salut, Pálpusztai and Munster their characteristic pungency.yeah no way m80I think you're misinformed as hell
>>10344619It's because if it is included, it is most likely the focus, and will almost inevitably go overboardBest you can hope for is one or two lines about someone sucking on toes before diving in to other activitiesA single line or two is not creepy, but also not satisfying
>>10344528>>10344508I feel like none of these things are true
>sub is dead>threads just keep getting worse
>>10344684Hey Dash, whatcha lookin at
>>10344647>Dentist specifically mentions gum disease>goes on about how losing wait does help her with some unrelated condition
>>10344672>toe-cheesewas this supposed to make me LESS disgusted?!
>>10344685>tfw watching cartoons, drawing, listening to music, and checking MLPGyou don't even notice the bad if you're busyget busy, fagits
>>10344698This fuckin thread
>>10344647>liking overweight chicks means you defend stupidity>look at me, my opposition views are black and white just like my own!
>>10344672That's kinda hot
>>10344714Come on Dashie, that's not nice language
>attacking other anons fetishes>shitting on writing unprovoked>forcing opinions on other anons>not knowing your historyGuys please, fetishes aren't meant to be accepted by those who don't share them.
>>10344704No, it was calling your claim of bacteria being dangerous fucking retarded
>>10344627It's not like it's true.When was the last time Aspirant actually did something? All he did was take requests, "tease" and then do fuck all. If he's not going to do anything then he might as well fuck off.
>>10344728I'm not that guyI've just been following the conversationand jesus christtoe-cheese...
>>10344725But we're being spammed with non pony at 4 in the morning for some reason anon.
>>10344581At least I did something during my time here to try and improve the state of things.With that, I take my leave.I'll deposit the things I'm working on when they're finished. Who knows, maybe something will renew the spark I've lost and I'll return. >>10344613
>>10344740>>10344740>mindraping rainbow dashohgodohgodohgodohgod thatismygreatestfetishever
>>10344727I will never stop loving you, you crazy motherfucker
IF YOU COULD BLOW UP THE WORLDWITH THE FLICK OF A SWITCHWOULD YOU DO IT?
my fetish is to pet a pony while letting them eat from my hand
>>10344733It's so tiny
How's about them paws?
cheesy feet are delicious
So MLPG what pairings of ponies do you wish to see more in episodes?I personally want to see an episode centered around Pinkie and Rarity. They've had some great moments together over three season and play off each other really well,
IF YOU COULD MAKE DJ ACID REALWITH THE FLICK OF A SWITCHWOULD YOU DO IT?
>>10344762b'awwwnow how will anons masturbate?
>>10344769My fetish is to be that pet pony.
>>10344767Yeah yeah yeah yeahyeah yeah yeah yeah
>tfw completely forgotten how to draw anything>especially faces
>>10344762I refuse to believe you're Aspirant considering this thread is royally fucked with spammers.
Oh look, shitty megasweet art.
>>10344762whwhatwhat happened to you
>>10344782Damn nigga, that's a dangerous switchWhat else can it do
is it rape if she doesnt say no?
>>10344765I love you too anon
>>10344592just think of the screw-music.>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l8ZIBML_4qQ>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NcuU1Xw6hfs>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uNV8T75U9Qo
>tfw you like girls at any size>tfw you don't want them to get any bigger than they are currently>tfw you can appreciate gripping a skinny ass from behind just as much as a huge one
>>10344799It's probably not him
Just another day in the hiatus, right?
have you ever heard of normal girls who are into extremely obese men?
>>10344802Master Chief could fuck that Warhammer pussy up, real talk.the Halo books may be babby's first sci-fi, but Spartans are cool as heck.
>>10344767No. Just because I happen to see shit I don't like on the internet does not make me want to destroy everything.
>You simply put a piece of dry toast between two slices of bread and butter, with salt and pepper to taste. I've tried it and it's surprisingly nice to eat and quite filling.
>>10344824YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH, YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH
>>10344801It's built specifically to appearify Acid right there in front of youThere's a knob where you can adjust how large you want her
>>10344818I'm going to bed, this is ridiculous.
>>10344821/tg/ argued about this so often that 1d4chan actually has an entire article on it in order to settle the debates instantly.
>>10344840So can I turn it on and off really fast?
>>10344796>spammersyou guys have only been talking about fetishes since the last thread
>>10344840>height adjustment knob
>>10344808That's great for you, but...Huge asses all the way motherfucker.
>>10344782NO NO NO NONO NO NO NOARE YOU CRAZY?!IT'S A VERY DANGEROUS THING
>>10344845Got a link? That sounds really cool. I hope they've reached the same conclusion.
>>10344832I made the pet pony post.and I stand by it.I want to be EA's pet pony.
>>10344863Well it's not a Whole article rather just a lengthy chunk of the halo one.http://1d4chan.org/wiki/Halo#Spartan_vs._Space_MarineSpoiler: Mureen wins.
>>10344795Spaerk? Is that porn I see?Have you finally joined the dark side?
>>10344802>picWarhams would win everytime.Spartans are neat but they aren't as superhuman as Spess Marines. The books depict them as just almost equal to Elites, Master Chief just being one goddamned lucky fucker.This coming from a Halofag too. I don't really see the reason for the argument.
>>10344821Warhammer's entire schtick is that everything is ludicrously overpowered
Do you think you could make your favorite pony squirt marecream all over you?
can't we talk about something that's not some weird bizarre fetishlike small, sapient, magically animated and anatomically correct pony dolls for instance
>>10344869<3I'd certainly do my best to treat you right~
>>10344869I don't enjoy cum inflation, but I'm also terrified of getting stuck with an abuserI don't know if I would settle for being EA's pet or not
>>10344886draw a cheerilee doll pls
>>10344840>eight feet of mutagenic lusty futa anthro yes.
>>10344892woah I haven't seen this onedoes he have another sekrit tumblr?
>>10344867STU!!!HERE'S YOUR CHOCOLATE PUDDING!!!
>>10344886I'm still waiting for the day you draw DJ Acid.
>>10344804>FO:EDan, I thought you were cool.
>>10344848Sure you could do that, switching it once is permanent and trying to switch it back off proves useless, but yes you can do that.>>10344851Be it giantess size of no more than 3 feet tall, it's all up to your choice
>>10344892Goddamn, what a pedo fuck.
Are you man enough to get past Level 4?
>>10344886Sure. I bet they hate it if you grab a pony doll and tickle their tummy.
>>10344909I'd find her hot if not for the giant dick
>>10344898Abuse is the furthest thing from my mind, anon.
>>10344879Yeah, he forgot to clear his namefield a few days ago while posting marker porn
>>10344910AppleDan is pretty uncool, but at least he's not a complete douche bag
>>10344898I only wanted belly rubs
>>10344922I like her even with the cock
>tfw can't sleep because chest is tight from anxietyI hate withdrawal, what are you all doing up at this hour
>>10344912of course, that's why they have to wear aprons anon
>>10344910Thats not where it's fromits a still of the pony from a diagram of how a pone would hold a gun>>10344929alright, lets hear it.
>>10344933That's a good opinion
>>10344934The same reason as you
>>10344927I was referring to her hat.>Chancellor Puddinghat
>>10344934maybe you should stop doing drugs
>women likes a guy and tries to drop hints>she just looks at him from across the roomWhy are women so bad at initiating things?
>>10344915oh yeahI forgot you only draw things onceand then never draw them againhow silly of me
>>10344960Why are men so oblivious?
>>10344960Because men are really scary
>>10344944Oh.Fucking FOEG taking everything for themselves.
>>10344960Because that's your job, you beta faggot.Don't believe those feminist whores. Women are attracted to a guy with confidence and initiative, because that's what a man is supposed to be like.
Why haven't you fucked yet?And don't give me any bullshit excuses.
>>10344762yeah well fuck offnext time you say you're going to do something, actually follow up on what you said>>10344784>implying I'm wrongWhat was the last thing hes actually done here since he's been back?
>>10344982I'm really, really not into lolis
>>10344985It depends on the person.
>>10344960>Girl had a massive crush on me>Was leaving me little handwritten notes like a schoolgirl>Leaving me drunk messages about kissing me>I don't do anything because I have terrible self esteem and couldn't possibly think that anyone likes me>Few years later>Still a virgin>She's over meWelp
>>10344992I have fucked. Come at me.
>>10344993see the left half of >>10344898he did some other stuff too but I don't know what
>Arting>Drinking tea>Spilled it on my art
>>10344943How did Twily became a doll again?
>>10344990Finish it please.
>>10344960>>10345001how do you become confident
>>10344993not acted like a bell endthat alone puts gives him a leg up on you
Why does MS's porn look so lifeless?
Tell me about your shit teachers
>>10344992I have numnuts, it's not that hard to get a girl
>>10345011Do something with it. Paper stained with tea and coffee has a nice look to it.
>>10344898I realize I'm the person who strikes up the lot of these pet pony,slutty mare and pony transformation posts.I made those first two posts.
>>10344992Social anxiety, major depression, and panic disorder. I'm thinking of getting a miniature horse soon, though.
>>10344992I have. just never with a female
>>10345023You have to put yourself in a situation where confident people would beSo you don't
>>10345027Because he traces pictures of the naked dead children he keeps in his basement
>>10345028She's really nice and sweet but when she gives us homework it's the hardest stuff ever and we have to show all out work or she takes points off.
>>10345034Well, keep doing itI enjoy the conversation but I'm too submissive to bring it up myself
>>10345035You gonna stream yourself ___ing it right?
god dammit mlpgnight threads are supposed to be better than thisget your shit together
>>10344873>Spoiler: Mureen wins.Not much of a spoiler. I'm surprised /tg/ even had to argue. 40K is all about being overpowered to the point of ridiculousness. It's rather silly to compare the two.
>>10345015>How did Twily became a doll again?magic spell gone wrong probably
>>10345035go to bed SB
>>10345024Because stringing people along with requests and teasing ideas for quests, and even a poll, that might never happen is totally fine right? That's all he did after he came back.
>>10344992Because I fucked up for too long and now it's just awkward.
>>10345053I don't know, I'd probably wear a mask if I did because I don't want to be known as "that guy who fucked a horse" for the rest of my lfie
>>10344992Because I don't deserve it
>>10345054>night threads are supposed to be better thanhow fucking new are you? night threads are always the absolute lowest point of mlpg
>>10344992I've been close enough that I could have had it if I seriously chose to pursue it.
>>10345049Celestia blowjob one. Or her getting railed by a stallion of your choice). Or both. I don't care.
>>10345054Its weekend night thread. That is usually the different.
>>10345052I will.I keep having dreams about being a pet pony and generally just being a pone.It fuels the shit out of my fetishes.>>10345055There are only a few sci-fi vidya universes that can be warhammer.
>>10345054it fluctuates night-to-night. tonight is a down night.
>>10345056and it can affect anyoneat any time
>>10345056Is she alright?
>>10345075I dunnoI prefer this over evening lets argue about tripfags/whine about not being able to draw/some bullshit mlpg
>>10345069i wonder how often this actually happens. i have watch tons of videos of dudes showing full face having sex with horses. someone had to have been recognized.also why havnt there been any brony horse videos yet.
>>10345090>Is she alright?pony dolls are immortal and feel no painshe's fine anon don't sweat it
>>10345075how fucking new are YOU?it was always DAYTIME mlpg that was godawful and filled with shitposting
>>10345056>this is the last thing weaver ever aniamted>this was 2 years ago
>decide to change appearance>go to mall to buy new clothes>walk in>so many people>so many grills>think about how I'm walking>can't walk right>think everyone is looking at me>freak out inside, get all hot and flustered>try to tough it out>keep walking>get to H&M>just fucking NOPE out of there>walk the fuck back out to my carHold me, guys.
How many of you would fuck an actual miniature mare
>>10345125Weekend-nighttime MLPG is basically daytime mlpg
>>10345109I think it's pretty safeIf anyone recognizes you they have to admit to watching a beast video
what do you do when a potential gf doesn't meet your criteria of qt pieness?
>>10345064it's called real-life.it's a thing that happens while you're busy making plans.
>>10345109Probably. I've got a lot of unique body characteristics that would make it easy to spot me if you knew me in person. If I did anything I'd probably get a tripod and shoot up from a low angle toward the marevag.
So do you think a Spartan 2 could beat Boba Fett?
>>10345140Lower your fucking expectations you asspieI'd date anyone that isn't fat
>>10344914>set the dial on 8 feet>flick the switch once but quickly flick it back due to conscious intervening>massive amount of smoke and steam erupts a few feet away in a massive column>investigating it further results in the sight of an outline in the smoke of a curvacious female, grinning, and with a huge flaccid cockshit well i guess thats that then
>What you're doing in life>What you wish you were doing>Are you happy?Accountant.Musician.No.
So is my pet pony just shy or did I miss them again?
>>10345136I would. It looks like it feels so good and I know I'll never touch a woman in my lifetime, so I figure I'll settle for the next best thing.
>>10345140People look nicer to you the more you're attracted to them in other ways
Man what happened? You were all so chill before I took a shower. Post some cute ponies.
>>10345129How is this pony? They have a place for people like you; it's called /b/read.
>>10345159>"lower your expectations, asspie">not fat chicks
>>10344910I read that as F.O.E.EVEN IN THE HORSE THREAD, F.O.E.
>>10345162>Engineering>Being happy>Clearly not
jesus can we at least talk about goddamn ponies once every ten posts or sofar be it from me of all people to call out the thread but we're getting so fucking /soc/ in here it's ridiculous
look at yourselflook at what you have becomeif our former selves from a year ago could see us now, they would be horrified
>>10345136Knowing me I probably won't get a girl in my lifetimeso yeah
>>10345175I'll this one out of the box.
>>10345182Gotta have some limit
>>10345159I was born with a genetic disorder so I was gonna date a girl in a wheelchair that was pretty cute, but then I got nervous and started thinking about how people in wheelchairs would even fuck or if she was numb from the waist down. Can paraplegic dudes get a hardon?
>>10345184There was no CP being posted before I took a shower.>>10345193This guy has the right idea.
>>10345180there is also other places for fetishes but that doesn't stop MLPG from discussing for 2 threads in a row
>>10345195>year agoI'm almost exactly where I was a year ago.
>>10345188DON'T JUST STAND THEREDO SOMETHINGSOMETHING WITH PONIESYOU ARE THE HERO WE NEED RIGHT NOW
>>10345180>>10345188People are deliberating shitposting those on purpose.
>>10345195IT'S FUNNY HOW LIFE TURNS OUTTHE ODDS OF FATE IN THE FACE OF DOUBTI'm having fun and posting ponies, what more could I possibly ask for?
>>10345188Why don't you take a draw request or something? Whining about the state of things is kind of futile.
A-anon... Trixie can explain...
>>10345212>Can paraplegic dudes get a hardon?Yes
>>10345188How many moon raspberries would it take to cheer up a sad anon?
>>10345223a year ago we actually had fun sometimes.now look at us.
>>10345221>>>/ponychan/ you prude
>>10345136I think I would. I'm normal and I have no trouble with relationships, I just want to do it because it looks so good, that wet winking vag looks tight as fuck, oh my god
>>10345195Me a year ago was worse than me right nowLike a lot worseI'm 15kg lighterI'm doing better in classI've got more friendsI don't think about killing myself every waking momentI've sucked a few dicksEven my dick is bigger
>>10345239oh lord muh dick
>>10345245I still have fun sometimes.
>>10345141Then he should've said that in the beginning instead of being all "hurr I might use this idea" or "I'll do a poll for a quest I might not even do in the first place, giving the voters false hope!"If he had said from the beginning "hey, I might not be able to do any of these because of real life problems so dont get your hopes up too much" I wouldn't have minded
>>10345239Trixie, if you were hungry you could just say so....are you seriously eating the ENTIRE fish?!
>>10345253a-are you me?
>>10345219>not getting the jokeCutePonies
>>10345212>Not dating someone in a wheelchairBut you'd feel so loved if they needed your helpI'd love to date someone with a disabilityI just love helping loved ones
So if you're lonely, you know I'm here waiting for youI'm just a cross-hair, I'm just a shot away from you
I kinda hope they add another aspect to fluttershy's character in season 4. As it is now, she does not have much to her. I really like how the comic handles her.
>>10345055It's kinda not fair to complain about SPESS MUREENS being over the top.It's their entire point, and they pay for it by being rare as fuck and slow to recruit. This is why I like space marines, they actually feel like they put the super in super soldier. It's the one thing 40k truly succeeds in: its sense of scale.
>>10345182>Someday you'll find someone you loveNo... even when I was little, whenever I imagined the future, it was simply a picture of myself. Maybe it's just because my family was very dysfunctional, and I never even saw any kind of "real" relationship, but I can't even imagine what one is.
>>10345163the first oneweekend threads just don't do it for me
>>10345269brb killing myself
>>10345258and now you're shitposting about him because you're bitter he wasn't expedient enough with delivering your boners to you?jesus christ, anon.
>>10344781I posted this Earlier?Any takers?
>>10345290this is my favorite set, I can't seem to find the Applebloom one though
>>10345239tsuntsun trixie is best trixie
I don't care what any of you think, mare pussy looks amazing and I plan to fuck a pony at least once in my lifetime, I can't pass up the opportunity to feel that vag squeezing and winking around me
>>10345286it just kind of happens, don't worry about it
>>10345280None of the characters have any depthWith 24 hours of footage you'd hope for more characterization than you can fit into 100 pages of a novel or a single film
>>10345285but Spartans are rare as fuck and most of them died during augmentations after a 12-year training programSpartans put the super in super soldier just fine; space marines seem like they could beat up Superman.
>>10345289Well I imagine offering to head somewhere private probably wouldn't be a good idea.Perhaps when this horse ends we can discuss things~
>>10345239Can you get me out the Chinese?And a diet coke
>>10344781>>10345311Pinkie and Rarity along with Pinkie and Applejack is among the pair I want to see it happen. I would not know how it would work as an episode, though.
>>10345331darn i was gonna try something with acid
>>10344781>>10345311I actually want to see Fluttershy with anyone but Rainbow Dash, it felt like during season 2 and 3 Dash was the only one Fluttershy interacted with.
>>10345279I would make a bride out of her...
>>10345350No, shit, do thatI've literally just begun masturbating
>>10345268I don't think soThat'd be a bummer if I picked up multiple personalitiesI thought I was doing better
>>10345308No? I don't give a shit about fanfiction; it's just annoying how most here where "muh aspirant" despite he never really following up on his requests and not even doing much on MLPG.
>>10345356Is it because they remind you of marevag?>Do they gushsorry, no
>>10345286my niggaI remember being in kindergarten and thinking that I would never go on a date with a girl, I was raised beta from birth, my whole family is omega. The first date my dad ever went on was in his 30s with my mom, then he got married shortly after. She was looking for a guy to shack up with before her eggs dried up, and now he's miserable and has 3 kids with a bunch of mental problems that cost him tens of thousands of dollars in medical fees.
>>10345239What a filthy fucking fridge.Not even any wrap over that exposed food.
>>10345321Have any idea of how you would go about doing this
>>10345265Trixie does not need to ask for permission. Just because I let you let Trixie stay the night does not mean Trixie cannot eat your food.>>10345345...Trixie finished off the diet coke. It was flat.
>>10345358she'd be a lovely wife...
>>10345353Her interaction with Rarity was the best in the whole show
>>10345384>forgetting what I ordered then opening up the boxes to find out what I got myselfoh god I love this feel
>>10345356Because black chicks are hot.Some areSome doJust do whatever makes your dick happy, anon.
>>10345381Buying a pony probably. But first I'd need a house with some land, so I probably won't ever fuck a horse.
NIGHT PRINCESS FOR NIGHT THREAD
>>10345384Buy me a dildo
>>10345317those 2 bottom left trixies are cute as fuck and make my dick hard
>>10345386...You wanna go back to sleeping on a bench in the park?
>>10345401I heard there are farms where you can pay to have sex with ponies in Germany
>>10345386THERE WERE 10 CANS IN THERE, TRIXIEHOW DO CANS GO FLAT?You know whatFineJust get out the tonic waterYou didn't drink all the gin did you?
>>10345321>tfw city boy
>>10345393Yeah, and that's the problem, she has the potential to have good interactions with other characters, but she never gets any.
>>10345406DAMMIT WEAVER STOP BREAKING MY HEART
>>10345406I'd date Luna for her personality, and not for her social dysfunction like the brownies
>>10345406...You know, I'm conflicted. On the one hand, I want to call that out as compliment fishing. On the other... she is kinda right. Except for the ugly and unpopular part.
>>10345406>you will never be her prince
>BCS made another general after opening the dead thread and continues to post in itis it just me or is she totally nuts these days
>>10345393>Mumbles will never doodle for usagain
>>10345406Why didn't Luna suck Pip's dick until he squealed like a filly?
>>10345327And marines come from what is practically a galaxy spanning empire. There's more of them than Spartans, yes, but not per pop.And marines couldn't beat up superman, heck in the actual TT game their stats fall squarely in what is termed the average. A single missile will instakill them.
>>10345390And a wonderful mother.
>>10345372I was going for more a a solipsistic angle. I mean, I just think about or empathize with other people.
>>10345364Well shucksalso I'm just gonna list some prompts with her either:Just jerking it public, some butt stuff/seeing how much she can fit up there, some playful stuff in how overactive & oversensitive her cock is, or whatever you want really.It's all cool
>>10345439Because she'd get arrested for rape.And then get let off by a judge because women aren't legally capable of rape.
>>10345446It's not worth the sore ass afterwards for me.
>>10345439that's what dreams are for anon
>>10345424Mr. Hands went to an animal brothel to fuck that horse, people came from all over the world to fuck animals there. That was in Washington.
>>10345406>tfw everyone with low confidence>No-one near me>Even if they were they're probably straightFuckers
>>10345438Isn't she busy with school?
>>10345406don't be so sad, moonhorse...
>>10345446>tfw straight & you'll probably never find a girl open-minded enough to do this for youyou'd be surprised. it is the internet after all
>>10345446I don't want to stick anything up my ass but I've heard prostate orgasms are really intense. Is an Aneros worth the price?
>>10345461I'm a mess, but i'm still the most academically and financially successful person in my immediate family. The bar is set very low.
>>10345437I blame stress. And a hostile work environment.
you are all horrible people
>>10345483>caring about what people think of you enough to limit your happinessconfirmed for beta
>>10345427ARE YOU CALLING TRIXIE FAT?! Trixie will have you know that Trixie is beautiful and would never tarnish the glorious figure that is Trixie.>>10345423What? B-but...
>>10345469There's nothing wrong with low confidence anon. But it's rather unfortunate if people dwell on it all the time. It becomes unattractive quickly.
>>10345446I've got a little vibe I like to use while I'm jerking itMy bigger toys take too long to get prepared for
>>10345504Nothing, because I'm a fucking parasite of a child. Happy?
>>10345504Mother's day is on the 12th doofus
>>10345443would the child be a centaur?
>>10345467She'd corrupt a little colt's dreams like that, and make him ask Cherilee why his dreams make him feel funny?
>>10345461>Never had a jobWell you're fuckedThey're going to think you have some major dysfunction
>>10345483My nose bridge is too short. Something like this.
>>10345518a chubby centaur gal
things used to be better
>>10345503Ay gurl suck my dick and you can have all the food you want
>>10345503NOI'M CALLING YOU A GLUTTONOUS LIAR
As of this writing, of the last 50 posts, 44 are /soc/ discussion about self-esteem, getting laid, or masturbation, and not even in a way that's tangentially pony-related.44 out of fucking 50.Jesus fucking Christ, it has NEVER been this bad.
>>10345532stop fucking worrying and just eat her out and then stick your dick inlearn that sex is overrated and get on with life
>>10345536chubby? but I'm a beanpole, and Lyra sure isn't fat...
>>10345504No it isn't
>>10345517If we were both up for it, and they'd be willing to reciprocate just do it for free.
>>10345285>implying I'm complainingI said it above: I'm a Halofag and I think a Spartan would lose to a Marine, hands down. Regardless of Spess Marine's origins, they are extremely powerful and fall in line with the over-the-top feeling of all of 40K. It doesn't matter how hard it is to make a Marine, or the mortality and disfigurement rate of genetic modification that creates Spartans; on a base level Marines are way fucking more powerful than Spartans.
>>10345548People are literally posting copypasta from /soc/ like this:>>10345549>>10345532>>10345517>>10345483And people are seriously responding to it.
>>10345517I do it to cute guys all the time for freeI'm a slut
Thank you based janitor
>>10345503>What? B-but...Exactly.Look, just...just keep in mind that I have to eat too, yeah?And for god's sake take that fish-tail out of your mouth. You're not supposed to eat that part.
>>10345548It's been a guy spamming pasta.
>>10345532>Should I tell her I'm a virgin if she doesn't ask?>Should I tell her I'm a virgin if she doesn't ask?
>>10345548It's that asspie shitposter cross-posting shit from /soc/.
did he get the lolicon?
>>10345551GENETICS FOOL I AINT GOTTA EXPLAIN SHIT
come on, guyslet's talk about poniesare there any episodes that you wanna see?excluding a beach epiode
>>10345540No, that's just selective memory and the fact that you had less shit to worry about.
>>10345565It's mostly the same guy responding to himself, but there's a few legit replies in there.
>>10345587I want to see an episode with pinkie pie and fluttershy
>>10345587I wanted a Gilda redemption before they redeemed Trixie and Discord(which still doesn't make sense)now it's just overdone
>>10345532Let me tell you something. Your first time is never fucking perfect.It's going to be messy, sloppy, and awkward. Bring condoms, and yes. Tell her you're a virgin.
>>10345548>masturbation discussionThat's pretty MLPG related
>>10345593no, it was definitely better.much better.
>>10345587Didn't we already have a beach episode in too many pankas?
>edging for the past 2 hours and finishing to TW's Chrysalis flashI don't like what bughorse has been doing to my penis lately.
>>10345618Widen the vag to match the curvature of the... whatever that is.
>>10345618Your hand slipped and you ended up shoving the shalt shaker into the Princess' snatch?
>>10345629bug horse means business
>>10345618I wish my hand could slip like thatAll i got out of a slip was this
>>10343930that is so true
>>10345615Not the retarded shitposter you responded but I would agree. The amount of shitposters went up too much the past season.
>>10345617oh god, you're right
>>10345641>no tailhow do you even beef it that hard
the janitor is butthurt tonight
>>10345635My fucking niggaIt's so sexy
>>10345641That's a very nice butt.
>>10345641who's thisalso draw more pony
>>10345629that's like me but with the Braeburn edit of the Pinkie flash and the Ode to the Bouncer music video
Wasn't that draw event supposed to end today?
>>10345662>not checking the namefield
>>10345669NAH MAN LEGALIZE IT FUCK DA GUVMENT WE NEEDZ DA FREEDOM 4CHINZ REPRESENT!
>>10345669no, because gangs would have to go back to human trafficking and worse
>>10343930My fetishes are his fetishes. I would jiggle his bellies. The only reason I don't like him is that he keeps getting pissed off at people and acts like a dick.When he's chill, he's a coolguy.
>janitor doing his jobIf people were banned for posting /soc/ shit that'd clean up these threads so much
>>10345651Well excuse me if I wanted to fully grasp the curvatures of her trophy butt before a put her tail on!>>10345656Why thank you>>10345662I drew it myself
>>10345677That's too fucking depressingWhy can't I have that?
janitor is on the warpath tonight, damn
>>10345690Don't forget fetish and obvious shitposters.
>>10345455I guess just openly jerking it in public it is since no one wanted anything
>>10345696u can have plotbott
>>10343930>if ross's fetish was giant boobs and attractive humans you can bet he would be popular around here.except for the fact that he's a fucking douchebag
>>10345700To be fair, he's got good reason this time.
>>10345503...sorry trixie. that was taking things a bit too farI'm not going to make you go sleep on the bench again
>>10345701Fetish can stay as long as it's not excessive because we'd lose 3/4 of our posters if fetish was banned. It stays quarantined to the night threads anyways.
>>10345701yeah why can't we be the way we used to be, when pony used to pony pony?
>>10345691what ponies have you drawn recentlydo you post yours draws anywhere else
Here, take this.
>>10345728What the fuck am I supposed to do with this
>>10345704>>10345455shit, sorry I got tired of waiting and opened a few tabsjerking it would be nice, but so would smelly stuff
>>10345710you're the douchebag, douchebagamicoolyet.jpgcool story brony
>>10345690>If people were banned>banned9/10 people on 4chan can get a different IP in a matter of a minute.
>>10345646I would not say that, all it really takes is one for the thread to go to shit.
>>10345728I don't want that
>>10345721I rather they are gone. > It stays quarantined No faggot, they came in Day thread as much as night thread, spreading their fetish like facesitting in it. Sick fucks.
>>10345735>full on horse modeNo sir I don't like it
>>10345730is that Rose on the left?
>>10345725Ms. Harsh, Rara, and Big Mac.appledrawing.tumblr.com
>>10345732No problemany specifics?Like feet? Cock musk? All over stink?
>>10345730>That nigress on the right>Asianhue
>>10345743preferablybut anything is great
>>10345742You're not even trying anymore.
>>10345728Does she bite?
>>10345742It's really not a problem. Stop being an autist and post relevant content, complaining about it makes it worse.
>>10345742ironic shitposter, go to bed
>>10345753Asia is a big place.India and Russia are part of the continent of Asia.
>>10345757thx i have a bunch
>>10345730so many things wrong with thatwhy did they make the sluttiest one hold the thing? why is there a nigger and a caucasian?
Where does mare piss come from? Is there a third hole?
>tfw no sub
Flying "augment"aloo with scarf and goggles.How badly did i fuck it up?Apart from the fact that the "wings" look like some weak plastic shit that could never fly.
>>10345767a love bite or two
>>10345767>chrysalis laughing alone with saladhehehe
>>10345758>Everyone asks about you at parties, Anon!>Why don't you come?>You don't invite me>Oh>They still don't invite meI think they just do it to taunt me
>>10345547TRIXIE IS NO LIAR! DO NOT RAISE YOUR VOICE TO TRIXIE!>>10345572...Trixie isn't?>>10345546What?! How dare you think Trixie is some... whore! Trixie is a dignified performer with grace and skill incomprehensible to the public. To think Trixie would... sex... you is disgusting. Get a haircut!>>10345717Trixie deserves better than the public bench. You were right to understand Trixie needs a roof over Trixie's head.
>>10345784why does she reek so bad?
>>10345784That shit-smelling bug better not bite me or it's getting sprayed to fuck with Raid
>>10345783Looks good to me. She's a bit pudgy maybe, and the mane might be lower, but maybe it's just me.
>>10345783hooves are kinda small and noodlystudy that bone structure, bro
>>10345771And curiously Africa isn't
>>10345783The wings and the noodle arm are my biggest issue
>>10345758No they have kids and watched it on pay per view or however the fuck people watch that shit these days. I never watch anything other than the news anymore.
>>10345782any updates on that? I just got here
>>10345782did someone say sub?
>>10345784Why is she smelly? Could I bathe her?
>>10345768The thing about it is that I been posting ponies but most of the time, its fetish fetish fetish. If you tell them to fuck off and they just post more. If you don't tell them to fuck off, they still post more.
>>10345784>tfw no smelly pony gf
>>10345802Imagine you're about to do it for the first time with a ponyYou spread her rear apart only to reveal nothing
>>10345784bugs are trying to take over the world man, better bug bomb em
>>10345801>>10345817She smells bad because no one loves her enough to clean her
>>10345782That is a nice horse.
>>10345822>least accurate post of all time
>>10345832I stroke my boner and then spray my load on the blank spot where her vag would be
>>10345822I post ponies mostly, with fetish when it's called for.SoWHY THE FUCK ARE YOU NOT POSTING PONY RIGHT NOWPOST PONYPOSTPONYNOW
>>10345805Mane is up intentionally because of wind since she's supposed to be flying.But i probably didn't make that look right.>>10345810>>10345807Figured those too might not be that great.I've tried using bone structure things but i still can't make it quite right.
>>10345784why does she smell bad if she's a bug
>>10345832I call her an ass and move on
>>10345827i could be ur smelly pony GF maybe
>>10345832Butt snuggling.POST PONY
>>10345832>And then you get to spend a lifetime with her without ever having the complications of sex
>>10345800No! My god, have you seriously been eating the entire fish this whole time?!...Here. Hand me one of those fish and I'll show you how to clean it and prepare it.You should at least know how to properly prepare your own food.
>>10345822It's because the majority of the thread's population has some fetishes and wants to discuss them. It isn't shitposting, and what you can do as an individual is either discuss your fetishes or ignore it and discuss something else or come back later. That's night threads, in day threads it is often shitposting because a lot of people are like you and get buttmad at fetish discussion, and as such it's easy to derail threads with it.
reminder that onepunch man is autobiographical
>>10345865I want all 6 of the pons to sleep on my bed in the wintertime and keep me warm with their bodyheat
>>10345865That is a bunch of pillows. Sometime, I forget these ponies are young adults.
>>10345854I wouldn't say so. It's just that the large forehead bothers me, it's just something of a pet peeve of mine.
>>10345837she can clean herself...
>>10345847what the fuck kind of response is thatstupid
>>10345888her musky stink turns stallions on
>>10345832But then how does pone breed?
>>10345886It kind of does, but not that much. I thought it was about right.
>>10345893That website either uses global stats or is feel-good.
>>10345893I've posted my penis before, but janitor seems to be out in force tonight
>>10345880Then make a general about those fetish then. They usually end up not being about ponies at all. I would not be surprise if you shitpost this during daytime and actually help made it all crappy to this day.
>>10345881He made a tweet before that was saying he would do that as a joke. But then he actually started doing it.
>>10345903>considering to video chat in omegleprepare for your eternal dalmation
>>10345891tsundere much? hah
>>10345756Got it, like,Maybe something where she goes without a bath for months and pretty much just breaks down one day in the club as the fumes wafting up from her crotch, and pretty much her entire body, get the best of her resulting in her cock stiffening out and breaking free from the belt she had tethered it to her leg. With her own BO invigorating her and keepig her going she pretty much strips down to complete nakedness, even kicking off her trademark boots, as she lays on her back and uses the combination of her feet and her hands to rub along her massive, towering neon-green erection.
based janitorpurplest and former best pony posting commences now
>>10345921>brokenenglishanonHa, no more responses for you
>>10345909What's Twilight planning to levitate?
>>10345913>>10345934Derpy has such a good heart, she'd be grade A waifu material if she wasn't a retard with an ass that causes mass amounts of property damage
>>10345882I want a single non-main-six pony to have intimate conversations with and lots of hot nights in eachother's embrace.
>>10345079http://i.imgur.com/vw5e6H6.pngFeedback welcome (especially on the face, no idea how to fix that)
>>10345945Books are not for eating, Twilight.
>>10345913i want that muffin
>>10345943wait did you even see this flash
>>10345944oh wow, that's goodhow do the clubgoers fare?
>>10345963She read that's the best way to absorb their power
>>10345921>fetishes are usually not about ponyare we posting in the same general?
>>10345975I *AM* that Flash
>>10345982I'd honk that nose pretty damn hard
>>10345963THEN WHY ARE THEY SO TASTYYOU CAN'T EXPLAIN THAT
>>10345945That's a very hungry pony
>>10345959she's just a little clumsy...
>>10345982Just eat a pretzel. Its more healthy for you.
>>10345955Spike, so he can fuck Rarity properly.
>>10345893>98.27%>94.1%>99.2%pfftI can't be that rareThough I'm bigger than everyone I've been with
>>10345980books and scrolls
>>10345962Not so great with faces myself, so just use a reference, I suppose.
>>10346001le gaspwe monseiur okay who the hell speaks French anyway
>>10345921You're in denial anon. Take a nap and call up a friend. Unwind.Also if you're the one posting all this non-pony /soc/ bullshit in an attempt to make MLPG "good", you're the worst kind of person.
>>10345879You are welcome for letting Trixie be in your presence.>>10345872T-Trixie does not need your sympathy! Trixie is j-just fine without help from commoners. Watch, Trixie can eat this whole fish! Mmm, hrn, blh, pshee? Twexfe haf no prablems!
>>10345984Well with all that pungent, thick odor billowing off of Acid's exposed form, perhaps it acts as an aphrodisiac in the sense that they're so disgusted by what they're watching unfold yet they can't look away, masturbating and jerking off themselves to Acid's noxious exposure.
>>10346047Why would I be not surprised if this was true.
>>10346042>I have not been here for the past 2 yearsAlso, I am not that retarded to use that /soc/ crap for that kind of thing here.
>>10346010applejack's basket breaking so she has to shove apples up her asshole
>5AMJeez, good night everyone
>>10346062apples migrate all the timedo you not watch the trees?
>Trixie ERPI'm out
>>10346054luna and twilight probably like watching trixie's shows now
>>10346083What are you even talking about?There's just silly pony here.
>about to get banned for posting pornNeat.Imgur is free, right?
>>10346132so is tumblr
>>10346054Urgh. Well there goes MY appetite...Alright, how about this? You let me show you how to fix a fish properly, and in return, you get to eat it once it's ready.And in return, I don't have to see you do that again...Deal?
>>10346083do you even know what ERP is?
>>10346145No it's not.It costs your soul to post there.
>>10346159uh oh guess i sold my soul and became a magical girl
>>10346159Just because some people can't handle themselves doesn't mean the things they use are inherently evil.
>>10346040C'est "monsieur", espèce de salopiaud
>>10346168YOU'RE LEARNING TO FISH AND THAT'S FINAL MISSYDON'T MAKE THIS MORE PAINFUL THAN IT HAS TO BE
>>10346185Perhaps not, but they post there, so I don't want to go there.
>>10346183Fuck off with your goddamn /soc/ copypastes.
>>10346183People have called me gay behind my backI meanThey're not wrongBut it wasn't nice
>>10346183People generally just say insulting things to my face because they know that even if I do anything about it, the consequences would be worse for me than them.
>>10346183nothingI don't do anything I don't say anythingnoone can judgenoone can judge
>>10346233it's not the body, it's the mind