This Princess is displeasedwhat has her so upset, and what are you going to do to make it right?Old horse: >>10307797
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This time of day is shit and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for making it that way
>>10311624>>10311624>>10311624delete this thread, it was more slow to get linked and to be created
>>10311692but i'm so tired I stayed up just for you twiley.
>>10311692you know what they say, if you're bored then you're boring
>>10311701>and to be createdbut that's wrongcheck the post numbers
>>10311701TrueAnd a patent liePlease delete your own thread
>>10311448> equivalent for a pony> implying horses don't eat meatThey eat sparrows all the fucking time, dude.
I deleted the other thread.
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>>10311728wasn't my thread you fucking dweeb
>>10311586what am i doing
>best filly thread deletedWhy?
>>10311709Whoever said that? Your parents? That's just what all parents say. It's a parrot thing, like "If Johnny was going to jump off a bridge, would you do it too?"
>>10311747She's just playing dumbif any of the ponies know what a penis is it's Pinkie
>>10311744Drawing a cute pony then ruining the jaw and cheeks.
>>10311747> Pinkie doesn't know what a penis is, just long hard cock
>>10311743you know, if you just went to mlpgco and requested a link to the mlpg scripts pastebin be added you could probably stop doing this
>>10311768the agony and the irony, they're killing me
>>10311709THE AGONY AND I-RON-YTHEY'RE KILL-ING MEWHOOAH
>>10311338But the difference is that Sauron at least had a fucking huge army!Sauron had presence because of his fucking army!That comparison is stupidMeghan doesn't understand Sauron
>>10311775WHY DO YOU DORKS KEEP MISQUOTING METHAT'S LIKE THE 5th TIME TODAY
>>10311788>>10311797>tfw not sick and not well
Celestia is upset because Heavy is teasing TwilightTell Heavy "He is prettiest princess"...NOW!Throw him back into his dimension.
Reposting.>>10311723>You end up having to check her bags for sewing supplies.>She's been trying to sneak in some work on the sly>She protests vehemently while you take them out of her luggage>"But Anonymous, REALLY, it's only a few things, I can manage THOSE--">"You remember what the doctor said - 'don't even so much as pick up a needle and thread'! - you're supposed to be relaxing!">"But the Exposé Hoof Couture de Prance in Maris is six months from now and if I don't get started--">"Rarity, you're going to have a fun, relaxing vacation if I have to drag you kicking and screaming!"
>>10311769And if anyone would know what a pen is, it'd be Twilight!
>>10311802yesthat's the pointshe wanted to make a sauron type character, not sauron copyleast she admitted she fucked up
>>10311835Twilight is a member of the Pen15 clubShe's not sure why everyone thinks it's so funny
>>10311769>>10311776you heard the pony
How blue is your favorite pony?
>>10311810Too tired to draw, too tired to bother conversation, too tired to even post barely.I can't sleep till 5am due to having to wake my roommate up early. life is hell
>>10311624>what has her so upsetShe probably wasn't too happy about <pic related>.>and what are you going to do to make it right?Do you really have to ask?
>>10311874> you whip it out> she shrieks, because you're circumcised
>>10311875About that bluermaybe a little bit bluer on sad days
>>10311851>>10311835>She's a proud Value Customer of Penisland.>She mentions it in a letter, citing their high-quality products - sturdy, reliable, with excellent capacity and the smoothest, cleanest stroke you'll ever see.>She gets a lot of weird looks and she doesn't know why
>>10311914What's opposite of blue?
>>10311889I don't know why, but I like this.
>>10311927SHE HAS BLUE EYES YOU DUMBAPPLE
>>10311889>you will never be long enough to satisfy longbon
>>10311894> Sweetie sees this, isn't really certain what to report> Celestia gets outed as "an occasional smoker"> most anyone doesn't really care, except for the Anti-Drug League> Celestia winds up on the nicotine patch, cursing Sweetie Belle every time she patches it on her inner thigh, with that bizarre aftertaste washing over her tongue from the inside
>>10311844Is that Billy Mayes!?
>>10311928I'LL FUCKING CUT YOU IF YOU DO THAT AGAIN!
>>10311931take a guess
>>10311889That cock would take several more pints of blood to sustain than is available in Lyra's entire body.
>>10311903>Implying they wouldn't be shocked by uncut dicksHorses don't have disgusting bits of flabby skin all over their junk
>>10311957YOU'RE THE WORST HUSBANDO EVER
>>10311976> disgusting bits of flabby skinMost men don't have that much coverage, and more to the point surely she's seen other species' dicks over the years.
>>10311973She's blue on the inside though, right?
>>10311802In LoTR the obvious enemies were the armies of sauron and his minions, in mlp the obvious enemy was time. That was the theme. Twilight was taking a test and the clock was ticking. And like an advancing army, Sombra was pushing forward and she was running out of time. It was actually very well done. A lot of people whined that Sombra had no lines and wasn't like every other damn villain in the show, but they did a fantastic job with Twilight's priority being on passing the test so she could then realize that the test wasn't as important as the mission itself. Sombra was a personification of fear. That was his soul purpose. He was like sauron in being dark shadow hanging over their heads.Seriously was I just watching a different episode from everyone else because no one seemed to get this at the time.
>>10311945>Sweetie sees this, isn't really certain what to reportYou didn't read that word balloon, did you?
>>10311991It's not pank
>>10311991hard enough to make the suit sticky with sweat
>>10311986Only primates have foreskinsSo noShe wouldn't have
>Quest died at the first post>Againwelp, time to go buy a gun and slit my wrists.But how about a joke first?In his younger days Mr. Cake was actually the stereotypical dumb, but good looking jock in school. Yet despite being an athlete he was always a bit of a klutz and would knock stuff over by accident. Those two things combined gave him the nick name BEEF Cake!
>>10311989Nope, she's a happy pony.
>>10312015that's not right
>>10311995I did, but Sweetie cannot into what Twilight's "slamming into her"It's a weird game but whatever, that's TwilightIt's far more juicy to report on Celestia as doing something naughty - like smoking! It's smelly.
SHOE BEE DEWSHOE SHOW BEE DEW
>>10311967Who is FtK anyways? Do they have a blog or dA or something?
>>10312016> implying it wouldn't look kind of like a sheath> implying Equestria doesn't have monkies
>>10312020wait what quest
>>10312020>cutting yourself with a gun
>>10312020It's probably because that other anon is doing Celestia Quest
>>10312042> implying Equestria doesn't have monkees
>>10312036no idea sorry
>>10311997If Tex isn't careful he may get shitfaced!
>>10312055that stopped at least an hour ago
Anybody else think the idea that Rarity gets flustered and drops her spaghetti around Anon hot?
>>10312081Not really, it doesn't fit Rarity's character for me.She does well in situations with important ponies.
>>10312030It's probably not considered naughty for Celestia to smoke. First, royalty often does, and second, she's immortal anyway.
>>10312093What's yours look like?
>>10312081why would she get flustered around an ugly green man?
>>10312093RUB IT IN WHY DON'T YOU
>>10312072>>10312055>>10312020>Quests are dyingGood. They were basically interactive fanfictions.
>>10312104We can see that she has eternal life and some derivation on eternal youth, but there's no indication so far that she's immune to hard knocks. It's possible she could get tar lung even if cancer is out of the question.
>>10312081Well, yes, but it should be for a very good reason. She's not the type to lose her cool around those she's attracted to.
>>10311894Are there any more of these?
>>10312104How do we know she's immortal? Maybe she just has a long lifespan.
>>10311833w-why'd you stop?
>>10312081Nope. Like this guy >>10312102 said, it's not even believable from her. She didn't even drop spaghetti around Blueblood, and she thought she wanted him.
>>10312104>>10312140Wait, since when is she immortal?
>>10312144Thank you RD. I totally agree.
>>10312140There's no such thing as "tar lung." That's one of those lies they tell you in school to scare the shit out of you.
>>10311994I guess that shut them up.
>>10312144It's not like i'm not saying the truth. Quests are dying because they're shit. And since fanfiction is shit it's fitting.
>>10312144Or is it fate?
>>10312210please stop>>10312164>>10311833please don't stop
>>10312216What? What is it?
>>10312229it sounds like she likes it anon, don't cry
>>10312209Well, you're a faggot.
>>10312216Yes, Dash, you are pretty.
>>10312158>>10312170You guys have a point. Whatever her lifespan is, though, it's way over a thousand years.
>>10312197I dunno, some people do get tar deposits, it's just not 1:1 like the model you get in fourth-grade class. Most of it gets cleared along with the mucus in the lining of your lungs, but not all of it all the time.If she isn't a chain smoker Celestia would probably be fine.
>>10311994I agree with this anon. Easily the most high-fantasy of the episodes so far, though not as vibrant as the series pilot.Of course, it blatantly references LOTR. Twilight and Spike had a Frodo and Samwise "I'm going alone" "I know, and I'm going with you" moment. However, Sombra got closer than Sauron to reclaiming his former dark glory.One wonders how amazing the Crystal Empire was in its heyday. They had crystal spires and a vast library when the ponies of Equestria were living in huts and corrals (according to the pilot animation).I found it best to watch the Crystal Empire two-parter before watching the S3 finale; it makes the timing issues far less blatant.
>>10312216you heard me.you're a very pretty pony.
>>10312287NOW THAT'S JUST NOT FAIR
>a smutmonger deserves respect
>>10312291I want to get that horse pregnant
>>10312287Why are your balls so tiny, Pinkie?
>>10312210your opinions are shit.
>>10312289Not to mention that Twilight/Frodo were supposed to be the heroes, but it was Sam/Spike who really came through at the end to save the day when it mattered most. The episode was still weak
>>10312299>Using tomorrowHAYou can't trick me
>>10312312But you are a human, anon.
>>10312228>>10312322>muh quests>muh greentextMight as well be eating shit.
Haha, I posted it again.But seriously, I may end up making an Iron Derpy if I get bored enough.Alos my lighting gets really shitty in this room when the sun goes down apparently. And yes, the chest has a light in it.
>>10312312well, I'd certainly be willing to trythough I don't think human can get pone pregnant
>>10312326The only thing more pathetic and autistic then bronies are people who have the pathological need to fight them
>>10312164>>10312228Because nobody was responding, mostly.If you guys wanna take this and run with it, that's perfectly fine with me.
>>10312326>Black text with white drop>On a black backgroundNopeNopeNOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPEE
>>10312289Ok that's not exactly a LoTR exclusive trope, and mostly because everyone has stolen everything from LoTR but also because it's just a high fantasy thing anyway. And exactly a season before that there was a direct parody of the ending to Star Wars. At least this reference was more artfully wrought.
>>10312338fuck off, asshole
>>10312277Smokers don't even get that. They fake up the materials they use in schools. Usually they use retouched pig lungs. Seriously. The only way you can get lungs like that is to work in a coal mine.
>>10312287Fine Pinkie, be a jerk about it. It's not like I feel inadequate or anything. You probably don't want me anyway.
>>10312312>tfw impregnation fetish>tfw pregnant women freak me outIt's so weird.
>>10312347> human can't get pone pregnantHumans are the one thing in the magical kingdom that can be impregnated by, and impregnate, anything.
>>10312391I thought that was dragons
>>10312358>And exactly a season before that there was a direct parody of the ending to Star Wars. At least this reference was more artfully wrought.ahah thanks for reminding me. That was hilarious.FIM is the only cartoon I know that had stressfuly parodied Star Trek and Star Wars at the same time
>>10312409yes. gently.and then replace it with my dick.
>>10312409Gee Fluttershy, you sure are one lewd pony. Why didn't you just ask me to help?
>>10312409Looks like Fluttershy likes VLC.
>>10312326Holy shit I am legitimately concerned for these people.
>>10312330I want to have mutant centaur offspring with one of the mane six!
>>10312409Can I pull it out like I am starting a chainsaw?
>>10312409Well, at least for once someone drew her without a horsecunt. I think these ponies would look a little neater down there.
>>10312425its not like she'll feel it though
>>10312287C-can we still be friends?
>>10312439those eyes! they see into my soul! They see my shame!
>>10312381> pregnant women freak me outI have the opposite problem. I really want to knock one up and like pregnant women.At my brother's funeral, a girl I had a thing for in high school was there. She was knocked up by her boyfriend and was absolutely gorgeous, visibly pregnant. Almost gravid.She went in for a hug and I popped one right there. I can't tell you how awkward it is filling your head with bad, bad thoughts so you don't pop a tent in the receiving line of a family funeral.Not that it was disrespectful to my brother's memory or anything, he'd think it was funny as Hell.
>>10312241shes laughin at it
>>10312409YesOnly after I've made her cum though
>>10312439> centaur ladiesI can't tell you how much I want there to be more centaur smut on e-hentai, but half of it is shit Western stuff.
>yfw Lauren Faust is a white nationalist
>>10312465Babs, stop that. You are too young. Didn't your parents teach you better?
>>10312362But you know I'm rightMLPG hasn't cared about fanfiction in ages, and now quests, the one thing that used to keep MLPG interested during hiatus, are dying. If that doesn't tell you that fanfiction is shit and not wanted in MLPG then you're delusional.
>>10312491i dont get it
If odds, I'll start a stream /texdraws
>>10312536if odds that post doesn't count and you stream anyway
>>10312503Her nose says different
>>10312491Alright, butt you have to go first
>>10312520but you're the only one here that does like fanfiction
I drew Dafty's Ghost Pony.
>>10312536If doubles, you'll stream now
you aren't talented and you DEFINITELY aren't creaitve
>>10312493I like western art more...
>>10312520>MLPG hasn't cared about fanfiction in ages...I'm still sort of a newbie, but does "MLPG" refer to this one recurring, perpetual, high-speed thread?
>>10312491Pinkie, look, we're friends and all, but I don't think I could go through with this. I mean, you are attractive, but that dick... I'm not gay. Despite what my boner says, I'm not gay. I'm so confused right now.
>>10312529If you have a guy with a smaller dick, you can at least get satisfaction being filled anally. Your anus responds to just about anything larger than a Sharpie, and he'll get plenty of grip-and-grab.
>>10312611alright now that's just a higher power fucking with me
>>10312581I feel like the face should be sillier for it to really be a dafty pone but otherwise it's very nice
>>10312458you're not very good at this...
>>10312576I like fanfiction. stop being a loud majority, I don't care enough to defend shit all the time.
>>10312612I'm straight as they come for people but I'd pretty much any cartoon stallion or mare and vice versaJust roll with it
>>10312581so is her special talent being dead?
sorry anon, we must continue this later
>>10312600Well, that's an okay opinion. It's just harder to find well-drawn faces with some of the western stuff - they go straight for matte color and forget about shit like shading. Since most manga/doujin are black and white there are some subtler shades, though that's no guarantee you don't get fish-eyes and other bullshit.On the other hand, Japanese art tends to go really heavy on the BLUSSSHHHH crap.
>>10312629I don't even know anymore
>>10312609Yes. And for your own safety, don't do anything fanfiction related.
>>10312668okay, don't go dicking around without me
>>10312664Tightness, and general sensation. If you're really small sometimes you barely feel anything when you enter an aroused woman, and an unaroused woman isn't much fun to fuck.
>>10312683>And for your own safety, don't do anything fanfiction related.Bullshit
>>10312668I wish I could draw well and fast enough to do these silly little quick quests.
>>10312700Do them anyways
>>10312654>I like fanfiction. stop being a loud majority, I don't care enough to defend shit all the time.You're not the only one here who likes fanfiction. There are a lot of anons who like to pretend that their opinion is everyone's opinion. I think they're probably middle-school age. "I Am Part Of The Collective" is classic middle-school thinking. It usually seeks the lowest common denominator, too.
I'd say the best part about buying the official tie-in books and comics is downloading CBZs with absolutely no guilt at all. It simply saves me time scanning them.
Crashing hard and in desperate need of a bonerpls make bonersi need to drink khalua apparantly
>>10312654>loud majoritybut that's not readily proven to be true or false
>>10312669I can say the same with anime. So many of the faces are drawn by people who are trying harder to draw 'anime faces' than they are drawing faces in an anime style. They might as welll blur out so many of those horribly simplified and generic plastic messes with not character.Difference is most western cartooning styles don't allow that laziness with faces, because when you do them lazily they look like shit. Colors and shading aside.
>>10312662She's just going to go completely crazy one dayShe's just going to snap and go all Jhonen Vasquez and start hating the shit out of her fans
>>10312587I'll stream anyways. I'm just coloring with no plan for the picture so nothing too interesting.derpy.me/gjwdP
>>10312683Oh, I feel pretty safe. I mean, I'm sitting here at a computer. What's the worst that could happen? A bunch of parrots start squawking "AUTIST!" at me in text or somethin'?
>>10312743>>10312726meant to type minority there... oops.
>>10312741how do you feel about greentext
>>10312741what kind of boner catches your fancy?
>>10312699>Pony or Die 2 will have less fanfiction focus due to not enough writers>multiple "authors" have been switching to drawing because writing isn't worth it>overall less enthusiasm regarding fanfictions as a whole>quests are dying due to lack of interest>>10312770You know know in this crazy thread
>>10312726Steve Martin's old gag was to have everyone repeat after him, and the punchline was them repeating "I will be an individual and not mindlessly follow others."
>>10312666Dead and cute.
>>10312828you take that back!
>>10312741If you're into Fluttershy and consentacles, I'm doing it in the ded horse.
>Responding to the shitposter.
always wear a feedbag for snacking on the go
>>10312816Steve Martin was something else back in the day. Amazing now to thing how original his stuff felt in the late 'seventies, early 'eighties.
Does anyone else care that Anamanaguchi's new album leaked?
>>10312864> see that fluttershy> can only see Futashy nowGoddamn it MSGODDAMN IT
>>10312812>overall less enthusiasm regarding fanfictions as a whole>overall less enthusiasm>overall enthusiasm>overall>enthusiasmYEEEHHHAAAWWW
>>10312890You brought that evil upon yourself
>>10312882>that picI wonder when that Scratch x Rumble fic is gonna be done
>>10312885>>10312864Horses need to boop their noses on the ground to eat from a feedbag.That is how feedbags work.
>>10312903Like Hell I did. We used to paste (censored) Futashy all the time here to make fun of MS and Cartoon Lion.
>>10312864why are ponies wearing horse things so hot?
>>10312864>there will never be feedbags for humansI'd fill mine with candy
>>10312890>Waht isn't seen in that image is her futa dick flopping in the wind.>Derpy just wanted to look at it, it was too hot for her.
>>10312811anything relatively vanilla, stray too far into /d/ and you lose me like mermaid man loses the invisible boatmobile.If it involves femanon you've got my full attention.>>10312807JUST LIKE THIS. FULL MAST.
>>10312910Wait what?Details on that shit.
>>10312882Very slightly. I did download it when it showed up, though.
>>10312812>>10312899>tfw writing>tfw too self-conscious about it>tfw trying to write fanfiction, who cares about fanfiction anyway>tfw still too self-conscious>tfw want to contribute/blog
>>10312816>I promise to be Different!>I promise to be Unique!>I promise Not To Repeat Things Other People Say!
>>10312912Not true all the time actuallyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdhIeMCrI-M
you guys think i should do the small quick quest things regularly and with different ponies?i can poll for each pony or whatever
>>10312919I never didMostly because I knew that if you spend most of your time making fun of something, it will end up becoming a part of you.
>>10312921You could always take a party hat, fill it with candies, and use it as a feedbag! Just like pinkie does!
>>10312963I really love it when people do those soyes yes yes
>>10312963They're fun, but best spontaneously
>>10312947That video makes me want to slap a horse's fat belly, but I'd probably get kicked.
>>10312812Still you statement about being safe is BS
Anyone else notice there are no reviews for Great Gatsby out yet, though other movies slated for the same release have quite a few?That typically means the studio doesn't think it's very good and hasn't released early screen times for reviewers. They don't want negative reviews to game opening weekends. After all, not very many people go to a movie with shit reviews.> mfw Great Gatsby sucks> and Leo actually deserves not getting an Oscar
>>10312974>that outfitAnd people call Rarity a slut.
>>10312992You could pat it softly without repercussion
>>10313021Double the sluts, double the fun
>>10312928What about something a bit messier?
>>10313003Safe from disappointment and ridicule. No one needs to suffer from writing (or even reading) fanfiction.
>>10311945I would introduce her to vaping
>>10313010the book was pretty mediocre to begin withthe trailer made it look more interesting than I knew it was
>>10313027Why is Twilight looking at my anus?
>>10313027Okay, it took forever to clean, NOW will you shove your horn up me?
>>10313000>>10313021Well, shit, Fluttershy went to the Grand Galloping Gala naked in a cape. Pony fashions are apparently just meant to accentuate. They don't have to conceal anything.
>>10313047>Rarity and Pinkie sloppily making out while Pinkie gets her party pucker pounded by a stallion
>>10313010Plus IM3 is out.
>>10312928wellit's not femanon, buttry this
>>10313027Don't be such a brown noser, Twilight
>>10312963I'm a sucker for drawn quests.
>>10313021but...they don't normally wear clothes.
>>10313080She enjoys giving peaks
>>10313026Well yeah, but I want a nice smack sound from it. Not hard, just forceful enough for a good whap!
>>10313058still pretty /d/.
>>10312963small quick quest things?
>>10313021>>10313080This is probably the most slutty "official" thing Rarity's worn
>>10313118>they are all sluts
>>10313124She's wilder than they let on in the cartoon.
>>10313089Exactly. Why do you think it was shot in 3D? They need some sort of a "hook" to get people there for the early summer crowd.Also see the soundtrack which they decided - for some fuckall reason - to load down with hip-hop. They want to get the diehard fans of those artists to come and see THE COOLEST MUSIC VIDEO EVER LIEK TOTALLY BASED OFF A NEAT BOOK
>>10313157that's just lovely
>>10313126Given that I've ridden a few horses in the past and from what people have said about how docile horses are when they are being fed, I'd wager you could whack that belly pretty firmly. Horses are pretty tough animals.
>>10313080>>10313124It's a known fact that Fluttershy is a huge pervert with a number of disgusting fetishes, she's just way too beta to act on any of them, let alone get a stallion to fuck her.She probably schlicks to her animals fucking wishing she could find someone who will fuck her like a wild animal and let her live out her depraved fantasies.
>>10313130alright, maybe this then?http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1367627943848.png
>>10313142like, the pinkie replies i just did above
>>10313157If Rarity had a more "lewd" expression, I could totally see this being a adult magazine in Equestria.
>>10313189>She probably schlicks to her animals fucking wishing she could find someone who will fuck her like a wild animal and let her live out her depraved fantasies.So like the average horsefucking Anon here and how we fap to horsefucks?
>>10313189Fluttershy does have odd fetishes
>>10313189I really see her doing erotica based off those fetishes.
>>10313229That's not really Fluttershy having a fetish, she's being forced into those situations.Although she does develop a fetish for it afterwards
>>10313189Sometimes she helps her animals out if they can't find a mate.
>>10313168Rarity does have the best dresses
>>10313260There was a short story about her and Dash fucking a "needy" dog that was pretty cool
>>10313283whoa man, you dont say that without linking
>>10313260Sometimes she just helps them mate.
>>10313189>You'll never almost force yourself upon Fluttershy>Not rape her>Just force her to date you even though she tries to get out of it because of her anxiety
>>10313301Was a while ago, sorry
>>10313173I'd call it a fatty fat fat and laugh then give it a carrot and a tender rub on the face
>>10313312I hope some one sees you talking to a horse and laughing to yourself
>>10313305>fluttershy plays viva pinata.png
all this fluttershy discussion just decided the next small quest pony
>>10313215finish the pinkie one
>>10313343Right now? Because you haven't "finished" futa Pinkie.
>>10313307> no means no> unless it's Fluttershy, where it means "I can't bring myself to say yes"
>>10313162So that's how little they are? I'd wondered.
>>10313345in a few minutes hold on>>10313358the next one
>>10313307>It's the most awkward date ever>You two barely say anything the entire time>Never make eye contactShe wants the D, but she doesn't know how to ask for it.
>>10313321Well I'd only do it if I owned a horse that was chubby. Which most likely will not happen.
>>10313307>>10313372The way I would do it is write her a letter asking if we could go out on a date.It should ease her social anxiety a bit if I allowed her to decide on her own time.
>>10313415Any bigger than that, and their heads start looking weird.
Hello MLP general. I didn't feel like making a thread for just one question, so I'm posting it here.Do any of you know what happened to that trotting dead story? Was it finished? If so please redirect me.
may the fourth be with you :]
>>10313441You can do it one dayI believe in you
>>10313248>"Um, would you mind sitting on me?"
>>10313454What trotting story? Also, you could always check /mlp/'s archive.
>firefox crashes>starts back up with homepage instead of old tabs
>>10313493>History>Restore previous sessionYou've beefed it though because you opened this page
Would you help Fluttershy get over her anxiety and become a vehicle for her fetishes, /co/?Would you call her mistress and let her do anything she wanted to you, or anything she wanted you to do to her?Would you let her live her dream?
Israel attacked Syria. It habbens.Back to your scheduled boners.
>>10313528> mistressOnly if it means she wants to pretend I'm a married man and I'm studding her out.
>>10313528Absolutely.>mfw my fetish is two people trying to act upon their fetishes but both are incredibly awkward about it.>they just end up madly thrusting at eachother in frustruation after half an hour of fumbling around with petplay
>>10313528>"Now you will feel the lash of my whip on your skin!">"Um, I mean... If you want to...."
http://gengame.net/2013/05/fire-emblem-awakening-nintendo-of-america-censorship-strikes-again/this just makes me want nintendo to work with hasbro to make a pony game even more, could you imagine the shit they'd do if the FE:A team got their hands on the license to make a game?
>>10313575the internet amazes me.
>>10313569>being on this plane of reality
>>10313531why do I love these so much
>>10313568>americans>freeyou bitches can't even smoke pot without the police attacking your family and killing your dog
>>10313608I wish this was better drawn
>>10313528surewhat sort of fetishes are we talking about?
>>10313528Hope she likes being panties.
>>10313646pony porn in a nutshell really
>>10313608I wish it was a strap-on instead of futa
>>10313646I wish you were better drawn.
>>10313640but possession totally legal in my statehorsefucking isn't though
>>10313632>having a physical form
>>10313649she wants you to cuddle her and look her in the eyes while inside of her
>>10313624>NoAGod dammit. Still the worst Nintendo branch. Just hope Iwata does some good there for once.Also, fuck IS for fucking with Paper Mario.
>>10313640OH BOY POT
>>10313685that's my fetish. That right there.
>>10313681>no reinsthen what's the point of the bridle?
>>10313685WOAH NOWI am okay with this.
>>10313685That's fucking disgusting.
>>10313692at least we still have Alpha Dreamwhat's so bad about the new paper mario anyway?
>>10313685DONE!does she mind if I finish inside?
>>10313649>>10313572>>10313587>old horse overtaken by yellow consentacles>new horse dominated by yellow fetishesWHAT'S HAPPENING
>>10313632Maybe there's an Equestria dimension somewhere...
>>10313742She'll wrap her legs around you and hold you in
>>10313747don't try to fight itlet it happen
>>10313692Actually, NoA is just a puppet. It's known that NoJ does not what their American group doing anything. So NoA just does what NoJ tells them to do, with no ability to do anything.
>>10313747I MADE A HORSEI MADE A HORSE FOR YOUAND IT WAS ALL YELLOW
>>10313742As long as you don't do it every timeSometimes she just likes to fall asleep like that
Day 765/3/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 4,146 (Running Total: 472,187)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 19,334 (Running Total: 2,018,024)Kinda of a slooow day today. Everyone's just taken it easy. Chillin.Pones are cool man.
>>10313740take TTYD and strip everything good of it. Fuck IS>>10313778Which is why Iwata being the new CEO is good.
>>10313782that fucking song has got to be one of the five worst songs ever devisedit's like pure shit in musical form
Sorry your quest was DOA Scrubbing Bubbles, it seems interesting but I'm just not on the right sleep schedule to help out
>Quest died againWell I guess I'll just give up and leave for good, then. I mean, what's even the point any more.Nah. I'll just try again another time, maybe focus on my voice acting and try to take up drawing again for the ten thousandth time
>>10313825You just made my day~
>>10313587> not "FUCK ME LIKE A MAN, YOU COWARD"Anon plz
Which flavor do you like your pone? Which pone would have it?
>this guy's entire deviantart galleryhttp://sirensturm.deviantart.com/gallery/
>>10313772then I'll give her the biggest creampie she's ever hadif she likes I can stay inside her when we're falling asleep snuggled up close to each other toowould she be willing to indulge in my fetishes as well?
>>10312289>>10311994> in mlp the obvious enemy was timeNo it wasn't, it was the test>That was the themeA very shitty forced theme that diminished any impact of Sombra and failed to convey its Sauron like role by establishing the plot around Twlight's test and not around Sombra's return.It's not about the return of the Crystal Empire, is not about saving the Crystal Empire and is not about stopping Sombra, is somehow a test for Twilight.>but they did a fantastic job with Twilight's priority being on passing the test No, they didn't, the premise is fucking stupid because it reduces the Crystal Empire and Sombra to mere props as part of Twilight's test. It's forced, and a complete waste when their role should have been expanded upon so they don't fall flat and somewhat unimportant in the big scheme of things and make Twilight's accomplishment actually significant, not just a "I PASSED".>so she could then realize that the test wasn't as important as the mission itselfand yet it somehow ended with Twilight mainly caring about passing her test>It was actually very well done.No it wasn't, case and point, Meghan admitted that she screwed up.
People born in 1999 already have girlfriends.
>>10313835I haven't been able to take part, but I should be able to in a week or two, if it's still alive
>>10313685Eye contact is great, but my girlfriend finds missionary really boring.I mostly agree, though it's nice to kiss and mug while getting things going.
>>10313823I know, right? I prefer "Blue"
>>10313857Fluttershy is the type of pony who would do anything for you short of hurting her animal friends.
>>10313867>1988 was over a hundred years ago
>1 hour(s) and 31 minute(s) remain on downloadFuck, well shit, is anyone streaming or anything? Thread is 2slow to take up that amount of time.
>>10313905>your grandchildren are already dead of old age
>>10313857> creampie> staying insideI have a girlfriend who has trouble with UTI's sometimes. That whole "get up to pee after sex to ward it off" thing REALLY kills the mood.
>>10313899but I don't want to make her feel obligated to do something she doesn't feel comfortable withif she doesn't want to try something, she doesn't have to hesitate to say so
>>10313867>MLP has been canceled for over 25 years now
>>10313864You forget, people with autism really does think the world is about them.
>>10313867>14 year olds have girlfriends>I still haven't had one>Or a boyfriend
>>10313818>Iwata being goodNope, the Wii was the right system at the right time, but he failed to take any advantage of it's success. The WiiU is an awful system with almost no support and feels like it was designed in less than a year. The guy has no idea how to run anything.
>>10313936Well she really doesn't want to try most new things, but the joy of doing what you want outweighs her fear of the unexplored.
>>10313846I'm only surprised because I've seen that guy's stuff before and never would have expected it here. Want something more relevant from deviantart's weirder side? http://accessworld.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Sparkle-362307892?q=gallery%3Aaccessworld%2F99523&qo=6he's done one of each of the six.
>>10313867>born in 1989>haven't had a girlfriend or even kissed anyoneDoesn't really bother me.
>>10313846It's like... this would be super hot if he did the exact opposite of every image.
>>10313829>>10313871Oh yeah its fine, I was just being dramatic for a gag, hence the spoiler. I wont give up on this quest, simply because I just don't want to flub yet another quest. But I am serious about drawing, even though I've started and stopped more times then people have posted the marker. These Loomis books someone posted the other night should be a big help>Reading Fun With Pencil>First thing it tells me to do is draw circlesOh MLPG, you really do know your shit
>>10313938>the mane six pre-alicorn toys are collectors' items now
>>10313946I've never attempted or had an interest in attempting to get one.
>>10313966then I'd be gentleand not take advantage of her kindnessguess I'd better give her derriere lots of warming-up first and use a lot of lube
>>10313958>wiiu>terribleNigga, that shit gots fuckin monster hunter
>>10314020"THAT IS A GOOD PONE"
>>10314020Yup, it's pony
>>10313979I feel fabulous!
WHAT IF GILDA CAME IN YOUR NOSE
>>10314052ITT: things that aren't hot
>>10314024ponies are pretty good at taking things up the ass
>>10314052> human back legsNopeNOPE NOPE NOPENOOOOPE NOPE NOPE NOPEClassic centaur or no centaur.
>>10314031But that is really the only reason to get a wiiu at this point.
>>10313981>Wings go hereI can imagine Discord walking around with "Wings go here" hovering behind him.
>>10313958Which is why the 3DS is dominating in Japan and doing well in the EU compared to the US right? Specially after the shit launch it had. They're experiencing a typical Japanese transition to HD, and that affected most other japanese companies as well. Plus if those rumors of EA and Nintendo are true, they've got even more shit to deal with.Right now it's too early to tell if the Wii U will end up like a Saturn, but I'm willing to bet it's going to be another Gamecube saleswise and hopefully game wise.
>>10314052It loaded really slowly, so I was like AWWW YEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>10314000that's pretty dopeAll he has to do is go though
>>10314052...I still would
>>10313649Oh you know, S&M, petplay, hoof worship, swinging, pegging, femdom, humiliation, impregnation normal stuff like that.
>>10314100Well, this is pretty cute right?
>>10313867There are kids who are playing video games now who were born AFTER the dreamcast DIED.
>>10314100>>10314069>>10314082I take it yall don't want to go buck apples with me huh?
how would a Tang foodpone worklike, you have a powered mix and you throw it in your bathtub and mix it up and a pony pops out?
>>10314176I remember loving the Dreamcast so much.I also remember how fucking loud it was. God damn.
>>10314183I would also that
>>10314190Instapone, just add water
>>10314183i want everything to die
>>10314183> that long trunk covered in human skinGoddamn, she'd feel like a pig, stroking my hands down that. Ugh. UGHHHH.
>>10314183this is so odd
>>10314091yes, but this is Fluttershyit's important to be delicate with hersince she loves finishing internally, maybe she'll enjoy the feeling of being filled in a new way
>>10314190Her body would leave trails of powder everywhere
>>10314201YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH
>>10314190If you shake her powder falls out of her mouthShe can gargle water and tang comes out
>>10314091> ponies are pretty good about taking it up the assProbably because stallions have such terrible aim.
>>10314238DAY AFTER DAY
>>10314240Time for traps?
>>10314168You did that? God damn. Your faces have really been improving
>>10314110Of of the main reasons why the 3DS was selling like shit at launch was because of the name, the market did not understand that the 3DS was a new system and not just the DS with 3D. So now they do the same with the WiiU, which is currently selling like shit everywhere. Nobody outside of of the core gamer market knows that it's the next generation of the Wii, and the fault lies on his hands.
>tfw no centaur thread on /d/ right now
>>10314283Yea. His faces used to have that sameface look from both pony to human. it was eerie.
>>10314297> that long sleek centaur-horseYesYESYESSSSS
>>10314297she's so large....
>>10314275You just reminded me I lost a trap bootleg I was making of a song, I'll remake it in two days.
>>10314306Search on e-hentai; there are a few. "But I'm a centaur too!" is pretty good.
>>10314302I've been waiting for this
>>10314277>climb on my back anon! I'll fly you into town.>It's ok to put your arms around me anon, now hold on tight.>um anon... I know I said tight but not that tight, and I meant around my waist anon... please hold on lower...
>>10314321she might even let you ride on her back
>>10314332> "I'm a centaur too, you know!"It's pretty great. http://g.e-hentai.org/g/575274/c1b4da3977/
>>10314104>at this pointNo shit. Which is why they're going to stack their releases after July.>>10314298Yet they turned it around. Not like Sony who left the Vita to rot for god knows how long until recently (at least in Japan).
> teaching myself to draw while sitting the floor, staying up way too late on MLPG, living off coffee, pop tarts and cheetoesLiving the dream
>>10314297oh gosh shes so precious
>>10314223>you finish up and look over at her>she's breathing hard with teeth clenched and one eye closed>you see the moment of realization hit to her as she opens her eyes and gasps, feeling something warm deep inside of her>she places one hoof under her belly and smiles at you
>>10314240>I'm older then dooksHOLY HELL I THOUGHT HE WAS AT LEAST 5 YEARS OLDER
>>10313305this is a good premise
>>10314168I know.I love those push forward videos though.
>>10314190>Recieve mysterious package with orange powder in mail.>Comes with a note telling you to dump the contents into a bathtub full of hot water>Against your better judgement, you do.>You wait for a good couple of minutes, nothing seems to happen. Must have been a prank.>Just as you get ready to pull the plunger, an orange pony pops her head up out of the water with a bright, sunny smile>"Hi!"
>>10314377oh godI wasn't prepared for this bonerI take it that means she'd be willing to do it again someday?
>>10314388Yesssssssssss.I love the idea that Fluttershy is bottled up.
>>10314397>>10314410oh god goo nostalgiaWhat would she eat?
>>10314417Whenever you want, it only gets easier
>>10314354This one was pretty good too.http://exhentai.org/g/572690/6430530911/
>>10314429>>10314454>>10314397>despite the fact that you're still screaming, she stops and whispers>"why are we yelling?"
>>10314377damn, i don't like fs at all yet this is hot as hell.
>>10314363Yeah, and do you know why it started to tell well in japan? Monster Hunter. The interesting thing about japan though is it does not give a shit about console monster hunter games.
>>10314397>You messed up the ratios so she's rather diluted>ask her if she minds going back under for a bit while you dump in more powder>she nods with a huge grin and lets you mix her up some more
>>10314306>>10314332My biggest boner is transformation into a centaur.
>>10314485Country-wide vidya preferences are weird.
>>10314352God, I love Pip.
>>10314455fffffffff...I think I need to lay down for a moment...would she like it if I gave her tail/mane a little tug sometimes?maybe a little spank to her plush cheeks?
FUCK MY BUTT
>>10314332>>10314354Yeah, I read this one. Has to be the cutest monster girl hentai I've ever seen.
>>10314517I don't like his splotchy body.
>>10314477That's strange. The link only leads to Sad_Panda for me. Any advice?
Hello, I'm new to the board and I want to ventilate a little bit.I've been a fan of the show since January of this year, I marathoned all the episodes until half of the 3rd season, when it was still airing, and I have to say it was a great ride.Since then, I read the comics, got the show, saved OC of all kinds and enjoyed what you guys have done.But slowly yet steady, my interest on the show has getting smaller and smaller. I think it all started when I read about Dərpy and the reasons why she was taken out. I know it was rumors but from what I get, this person, Yamino was the main reason the character was taken out.From then, almost daily I read about stupid drama. Discord in a dissapointing episode, Twilicorn, that god awful Equestria Girls, some rumors about the higher ups on Hasbro saying that they want the show to be again only for little girls, some older tweets by Lauren Faust saying how dissapointed she was with the current show, bronies making fools of themselves, etc.Also the fact that the 4th season won't air up until what december doesn't help.I don't know what to do guys, maybe watching the show in the first place was a bad idea.
>>10314250>>10314190>>10314448>She's a plastic pony filled with tang powder>you pour it out of her mouth, or scoop it out with a little spoon.>her tail pops off and can be used to measure out for various size batches of Tang.>she eats citrus peels and sugar.>she also likes marmalade
>>10314517he's pretty cuteI'm jealous
>>10314519Sure, though I'm picturing you giving her ass a good smack and her tail a tug for the first time and her just turning around with that >"why did you do that?"look
>>10314561register an account
>>10314485Not just that though. It was MH3G/MK7/3D Land that saved it.Plus, Japan does care about console MH to an extent; MHP3rd HD sold a respectable 300k, making it the most selling HD remake in Japan (KH HD is at second place with 150k or so). And MH3G HD has an attach rate of 2 to 1, meaning that most of the people that own a Wii U will own MH3G, and I do see that game selling a lot in the long run.
>>10314604Hmm. Even the root site gives me sad_panda.
>>10314569>maybe watching the show in the first place was a bad ideayou think?
>dooks is only 18.>I'm going to be 30 this year>why do I even try to art
>>10314590That would just make me want to do more.2cute
>>10314590Lean down and give her a little kiss on the head for reassurance
>>10314604Or he could just go here for free and no registration.http://g.e-hentai.org/g/562309/09ad408719/
>>10314557But that's the best part about him, that and his adorable little accent.
>>10314626try e-hentai instead of exhentai
>>10314569Take a brake.Come back only when new news or new comics are out.And come back for new episodes.
>>10314569hey, if you had a good time, who cares, right?any situation with drama revolving around the show, you can remove yourself from. >Derpy taken outshe was in the s3 finale, we were talking about this earlier today in fact.just watch and enjoy whatever it is for what it is and you'll be fine.
>>10314634Don't let age stop you.There will always be someone younger and better than you.Keep pushing to do your bestI should know. I'm 34
>>10314634Want me to make you feel worse?>Apple is only 18
Well MLPG I think I really will get serious and teach myself to draw with paper and pencil. Here's my first circles, which honestly came out better then I thought they would.MLPG has usually been a good place to get started. Any advice I should know?
>>10314701>Don't let age stop you.Phrasing
>>10314634Fuck.Am I seriously older than Dooks?
>>10314707Nah hes older than that now
>>10314590even if she's caught up in the heat of the moment, moaning and panting while having her squeezable booty filled over and over again?you don't think she'd go along with it?maybe some kneading and massaging would have a more desirable effect?
>>10314701and ill be pushing 47 next year...i need to get out of this place
>>10314634Dude whatever I'm like 24I wouldn't start worrying till you hit 60
>>10314713That circle needs more blush
>>10314701>>10314744>two people in MLPG are older than meWow I feel way better now.
>>10314781He's reading those already
>>10314742Well not if it's during a lewd act of course.Fluttershy really is the best for this kind of thing, she would be totally trusting of whatever you wanted to do in the heat of the moment.I must bed now anon, I wish you luck in you Flutterbooty dreaming
So was a cap made of flutterconsentacles?
Why is he so cute, /co/?
>>10314758Well fuck, I give up!
>>10314827I have no idea what you're talking about so I sure hope so
>>10314837I don't knowI really don't
I found this weird shit today. I guess vitamins can degrade in aqueous suspension after a while, so most sports drinks can be worthless.THIS however holds them in a powder until you blend it yourself. Crazy, right?http://drinkkarma.com/Which pony would buy weird shit like this while out shopping? Dash? Probably goes for all the weird new power drinks.
>>10314803thank youyou've given my ass-fixated mind much to think about
>>10314837because he doesn't have that Hard, squashed weird looking little colt snout
>>10314837Why are young crushes so cute?
>>10314892because innocent cuddly puppy-love
>>10314910ohnevermindat least i understand the portmanteau
>>10314569First, you've to watch a random episode at least once every three days; break up the sequence, since there's no true sequence.Also, stop watching the fandom.
>>10314994Wow, gray looks good on her.
>>10314707Art took me down a really weird path.
>>10315032his color scheme looks pretty good on anything really
>>10314920>Sweetie Fuck that bitch. She manipulated and basically guilt tripped Puff into being with her.Scoots would've been better.
>>10315043Art is helluva drug
>>10315043>that feelI can't even enjoy some of the old things I did when I was younger because of art
>>10315108PinkiePinkie pleaseYou broke my heart with your size comments
>>10315043I don't art and never will.
>>10315108CAN I HAVE A CUPCAKE OR AN ECLAIR
>>10315108S-So can you like, y'know, fit your thing in your mouth?
>>10315108pinkie this is no place for poneyou should have stayed away
YOU HAVE JUST FORGOTTEN HOW TO PONEWHAT DO YOU DO?
>>10314634>im only 18>dooks spent his life improving>I spent mine doing nothing
>>10315141It's all right. People quit and new people come in, and besides, it's not an obligation for everyone to want to draw.
>All drawfags are 18I FINALLY UNDERSTAND
>>10315198I know this feel intensively
>>10315108Pinkie, I'm still so confused. I'm not gay. You'll be gentle, right?
>>10315198>tfw if you were born in Equestria you would never get your cutie mark
>>10315063I agree my nigga.
>>10315237Fuck, we can all learn something from the CMCGetting your cutie mark is no easy task. I'm such a lazy bastard i would probably never get my cutie mark OR get it in something stupid and useless.>"hey I got my cutie mark!">"a couch?"
>>10315260There's no taking it back, Pinkie. You know every guy is really sensitive about those kinds of things. Who knew laughter could be so cruel?
>>10315298>no raritydon't care
odds bedevens ponedubz drink an entire pot of coffee
>>10315323I'm grateful to have my greentext illustrated like that and figured the alive horse would appreciate it as well. <3
>>10315310I like the pinkie thinkie hat pics.
>>10315260so how big are ponies
>>10315298>Illustrated greentext might be a thing from now onMy dick is grateful
What's the better incest, Twily/Shiny or AppleMac
well this threads gone to stupidback to writing about a big balled tanuki boy gaining a huge ass from spiked chemicals in his food
>>10315260...it's okay Pinkie. I know you didn't mean to hurt my feelings.
which artists have a nice style of pony penis that i should use as a guideline for drawing my own dicks?
>>10315298> the sudden realization that many, many tentacle dicks in Japanese porn are circumcised for some reason> and for them, horse-dick-tentacles are far more appropriateWowsersCaptcha: INTERNAL 564
>>10315355But Anon illustrated greentext is two thirds of a quest!
MLPG stupid drawing question: How sharp should my pencil be?Is a really sharp pencil best, or is it better for it to be a little more worn? Or is it just what works best for you and what you're trying to do?
>>10315298whoawho drew these?
>>10315363Twily/Shiny due to potentially bigger taboo.
>>10315363incest is wrong
>>10315393but what's the remaining third?Audience participation? Because that happens a lot
>>10315381braeburned is very good at it and helpful
How come there is almost no Tara pony porn?I want to fap to pony Tara
>>10315381My personal favorite is SB. Make of that what you will.You can always study real horses as well
>>10315381i though this was alrighthttp://hippo-butt.tumblr.com/post/49223317403/how-do-i-horsedick
>>10315424> incest is wrongAnd yet your Applejack and Twilight want that bone pressed to their phone.
>>10315397DEPENDS ON THE TYPE OF PENCIL DUMBASSHigh Bs should be pretty sharp else they're going to go everywhere
>>10315444titties aren't big enough.
>>10315444just fap to bimbo twilightsame thing really
>>10315447>>10315436i already studied these. i got nice cues, but i'm looking for something more realistic/detailed and i have given up an stylizing actual horsedicks from scratch. real penis looks bad on a cartoon pony.>>10315449thanks, that should be helpfulany more suggestions?
>>10314762Glad I could make you feel better, Anon.
You have 3 seconds to be as edgy as possible
Human Lightning Dust?
How would a slutty AJ be like?
>>10315494Actions have consequences, Pinkie.
>>10315544>>10315544> that waist-thigh ratioWhat the fuck?Did she just SQUATZ AND OATZ through all of high school?
>>10315544woahit's been a while since I got a boner to a humanI feel like she's not even that attractive
>>10315544LORD JESUS HAVE MERCY. HALLEUJALUAH THAT BODY
>>10315494You think it's okay that I'm the only human in Equestria with no female humans to attempt to fuck? I can't compete with stallions and here you are, with a HUGE DICK but noooo, let's make fun of the human. It's not like his feelings matter, nor that his balls or so blue that it makes Luna look pale. Do you realize how sexually frustrated I am? At all? I trusted you Pinkie, and you betrayed me. Some friend...
>>10315544Are you retarded?
>>10315544No wayToo girly, and trying hard to be "fit"Lighting Dust is just naturally fit because of flying all the time and only tries hard to look cool.
>implying Spazz isn't BDF
I aim to please.
>>10315587So more Cloudchaser?
>>10315260You know what they say about guys with small hands...
>>10315544>>10315595what the fuck
>>10315615Are you sure?
I want human pics to leave
I need fap material. Provide me some, please?
>>10315570>>10315573>>10315575>>10315586>>10315587>>10315595That pic is so oldI can't believe MLPG is so new to the internet
>>10315608You know. I think he is and I don't really care. He started contributing here as BDF and probably has a good reason to do so.
>>10315632Yes. That's so fucking fake, the desperation and insecurity seeps through her entire being.My pic is lightning dust irl
I did a mimic for today's prompt.
>>10315638oh shoot, sorry about that, reinstalled my browser on my laptop, it's saving my name on here for some reasonI'm killing time until a download finishes for my computer, something borked and I've been spendign all day fixing it. hopefully this time it will work. I'll draw once I'm done with it. It should only be like, 40 more minutes at most
>>10315688My facesitting and farts fetish is tingling
>>10315712IS THATA DUCK?!
>>10315677Black people are disgusting
Where the ponies at?
>>10315712Twilight's a qt, even more so now that she got wings.
>Hes making this in his man cave!>With a box of scraps!
>>10315734the humans killed them
>>10315381>>10315512okay, i'm browsing the "impossbily large dick" tag on derpibboru now and it looks like most artists capable of drawing the dicks i'd like to draw myself draw them way too big, but reference is reference.
>>10315796Feels good to be human.
>>10315796That's not very nice.
>>10315823Are you really sorry? And you won't make fun of tiny dicks again?
>>10315802Which ones are those? Some links?
>>10315840humans are not nice
>>10315802huge dicks are greatdon't be afraid to make them too big
>>10315736>MinicutiesOh god...9.0 intensity runs...Make the pain go away!
>>10315802>most artists capable of drawing the dicks i'd like to draw myself draw them way too bigIf you want to get good at drawing something you have to fetishize it.
>>10315868I would be nice to pony.
>>10315880>that picI love big hips AND Nicole, but there's a point where this needs to stop, and we've clearly crossed it.
>>10315895I may or may not attempt to eat pony.Depends how hungry I am.
>>10315915Then I forgive you. Just don't laugh next time, okay?
>>10315840Is there anything pure and innocent left in pony, or are we all lost and damned?
>>10315921AAAAAAH FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
Evens sleepOdds fap and continue to poneDubs fuck a horse
>>10315880i guess that's true>>10315859alarmingly most of the ones i've picked out were done by artists with furry backgrounds.>>10315869i'm sorry, but i won't draw ridiculously oversized dicks.not all the time at least.
>>10315942>not putting it into leg strengthYou are no Kangaroo.
>>10315895No you wouldn'tI would have believed you if you didn't draw pornNow i know that you would use them for sexual
>>10315938Maybe Dash first.Or Twilight.Twilight would probably have a more hilarious reaction.
>>10315823...look, I'm sorry. I'm just frustrated, you know? Everybody wants to feel sexually attractive, and I'm sure ponies are the same way. I just feel like I'm not with all you ponies. Who would want the tiny dicked human? All those stallions are like, tubes of meat. It's not fair. And then you have one bigger than me and you're a girl... I feel so bottom of the food chain right now. No pone wants me, and I guess I just have to accept that.
>>10315960Not this shit again. Go back to Idaho, Mormon.
>>10315960Not everyone who draws porn wants to use pony for sexual. Some might like to watch.
>>10315920How would you even catch one? They're strong as shit and some of them can fly or do magic.
>>10316012Anon, we're ambush predators.Take them by surprise of course.
>>10315927and pinkie and anon had sex, good night
apple pls, anthro hips
>>10316026>humans>ambush predatorsnigga whatwe endurance hunters
>>10315942Kanga is all show and no go.
QUESTION TIMEOne pony has a chance to live youBut which pony?>A. Least favorite pony with a royal stipend from Celestia>B. a Crystal pony>C. One of the CMC>D. The Mystery Box
>>10316040we used to be anyway
>>10315942alright, but you better draw huge horseballs toostallions with tiny nuts just look absurd
>>10316035I'm not apple, but here you go.
>>10316050Do I get to choose which CMC?Do I get to choose which crystal pony?Does least favorite only include the mane 6 or least favorite over all
>>10316040Depends on the climate and prey doesn't it? Humans are pretty damn good at stalking prey.
>>10316077Those fingers will never not be offensive.
>>10316050>One pony has a chance to live youWhat.
>>10316050A crystal ponymystery box is for suckas
>>10316055We can still be.
>>10316040Africans were endurance hunters, chasing down shit until its heart exploded.Europeans were ambush hunters, bum-rushing with pointy sticks from all angles.there's something very telling in that.
>>10316035anthro dash hips
>>10316034I just might write a fapfic of big dicked futa Pinkie and Anon now.
>>10316050>One pony has a chance to live youCcare to rephrase?
>>10316110That face is kind of weird
>>10316104So it does have something to do with climate.Among other factors that I'm not sure about.
>>10316111and anon is a trap with a small cute dick
>>10316111>big dicked futawhy not just make it stallion x femanon
>>10316072i'll try to come up with proportions that will hopefully be satisfyingi also found an anthro picture with a dick pretty much identical to what i had in mind, but that artist has only drawn it like that once.damn.anyway, my reference folder is both growing and showing
>>10316138Because then it's not as hot.
>>10316080>>10316091>>10316114>>10316115REPHRASING QUESTIONa random pony form the category you choose will live with you
>>10316110>that faceand anyway:>Dash>hipsDash is a bundle of wires.
>>10315942>alarmingly most of the ones i've picked out were done by artists with furry backgrounds.You're trying to draw horse junk what would you expect?e621.net/post/show/137336
>>10316143well thenget out there and drawand be sure to link it when you're done
>>10316125I knowbut that nude body and those feet and that implied-yet-covered genetalia gives me such a boner that the face doesn't bother me
Hold tight chaps! I'll prep a new thread!