Objectively Bestprincess Thread.Twifags, Cadencefags, and Lunafags: swerve.previous: >>10279001
http://www.reddit.com/r/mylittlepony/comments/1djixq/all_of_lauren_fausts_twitter_answer_about_season_1/Q: What is a plot that never made it into production? (My name is on the contributor page.)A: The ponies meet a pony who was raised by deer and thinks he's a deer. AJ and RD argue over whether to tell him the truth! He found out on his own, and decided to stay with the deer who raised him.I wanna see this episode!
Princess Grizzlegut is best horse (Luna)
I'm a brony.
>>10281830What the heck Isaac, don't swear.
>>10281830WHAT THE HECK ISAAC NO SWEARING
>>10281817>They're all princesses>somehow one of them has more constitutional power than the others
>>10281817Would you feed Celestia cake until her belly was full to bursting?
>>10281817I like this thread already.
http://img.safebin.net/What do you think of my drawing?
>>10281835That's where Do or deer comes from actually.
Best princess.How could you ever resist her regal charm in that uniform?
>>10281835>daily reminder that do or deer will never be made
>>10281863dude don't even try to understand the equestrian political systemfour princesses. zero kings or queens. several mayors. and so on.
>>10281817FUCK YOU YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM
>>10281872No. But I'd feed her cake until she got a tummyache and needed me to take care of her.
>>10281880sheeeeeeeeeeeeet that's a fast tortoise
>>10281856>>10281858Just who do you think you are, the party police?
>>10281884>>10281890wtf is do or deer?
>>10281882>implying I'm going to open thatFind another gimmick, if it was a drawing, there would have been some kind of personalized url for it.
>>10281889I wish the backgrounds were more detailed.
is it that time already?
>>10281915i liked how Fluttershy's cottage changed size several times during that episode in order to accommodate everyone.
>>10281946Yes it is.
>>10281946>alreadyafrican-american, it's ALWAYS that time
Aw yeah, Celestia thread! What's your favorite Celestia appearence on the show?>inb4 freudfags
>>10281856>>10281858Every time I look at this picture I smile.
>>10281935>le boop a doop i never leave my mlpg thread a hurr bcuz ah am a 2 elite 4 da pee pee
>browse reaction images>see some stupid filename>change it to be less embarassing>search for same picture weeks later>can't remember new filename
Previous Thread>>10279001 [ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 7.6 3/28/13 FIXED---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneralCurrent General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/goNew generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character namesPlease check locator before starting a new thread.Download links for episodes:All Seasons: http://tinyurl.com/mlps2guideAll Seasons: http://yayponies.euFiMchan:http://fim.413chan.netMLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.comMy Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlpFiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.comPony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlpWho's who in MLPG:http://tinyurl.com/3tk3lax (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/)Events:http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://mlpgn.blogspot.com/Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.phpDrawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streamsDrawings Requests doc:http://tinyurl.com/7j8yge3Art reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.htmlMore links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneralIMGUR->Picture script (for non-removable r34/other content):https://bitbucket.org/murkeli/userscripts/raw/master/4chanimgur.user.js Archiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.
>>10281969FPK or Timecop
>>10281916I thought they were trying to give it a bit of quality. Instead, it will be another ytp, only with an OC?
>>10281835>Q2: So Celestia had an ulterior motive!>A2: She knew Twilight would be the key to reigniting the elements.... and other stuff I planned that didn't come to be.>Other stuff I planned that didn't come to beWhy does this make me so sad and disappointed.
>>10281894But the crystal empire is an empire.Technically that makes Shiny and Cadance Emperor and Empress.
>>10281974these guys aren't trying to do another double rainboom though
>>10281916>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfUjP9y8Q2UI'd watch the shit out of that.
>>10281951>been in planning for over a month>not even a script has been madeRight...
>>10281991Just remember that Lauren didn't plan for Sweetie Belle or Scootaloo, too.
Hello, we at /qt/ have been working on this role play system for a while, really adaptable rules light, adventure game. We could really use some art for our game so we can show it off, we need adventurous ponies, griffons, zebras, goats, diamond dogs, donkeys , and buffalo too. Particularly of the core classes: bard, cleric, knight, mage, necromancer, rogue, shaman, and tracker. Anything you want to help out with would be appreciated.
>>10281991stop giving a fuck about Faust, she is a feminazi and the show got better without her
>>10281983>that far left candle
are pony for sexual?
>>10281946Isn't it always?OH SHIT I'M OUT OF CELESTIA PICS
>>10281990>never has there been two things made by different people of the same concept
>>10282022More like viral marketing for do or deer
why would you go into the piss
>>10281979That's what folders are for, anon.
>>10282033Would you allow yourself to be transformed into a candle if it meant you could penetrate Rainbow Dash?
>>10282032>the show got better without herSeason 3 would beg to differ with that comment.
Cheshirewhere is promised pornwith marker pone>jj_gives_a_promise-screencap.png
>>10281900"Uugghh, I ate way too much cake...""I TOLD you this was going to happen—again—yet you kept eating—again.""But the cake was so gooood...""Yes, but there is such thing as moderation, Celestia."She rolls over on her back, legs hanging loosely in the air. "Ugghhh," she moans again."What did you expect?"She looks over to you, grinning."Uuggghhh...""You're doing this just to annoy me, aren't you?""Uuggghhh...""That's it, I'm leaving."Her face immediately switches to a pout, her lower lip trembling. "You wouldn't leave your princess alone with a sore tummy, would you?"You stand up, shaking your head. "You're acting like a child.""How heartless! I am having severe stomach aches and you're walking out on me!"You look back between Celestia and the door, wondering how serious she's actually being. If he stomach really does hurt...Shaking your head, you sit back down on the bed next to her. "Fine. But grow up for once.""Uuuggghhh..."Goddamnit.
>>10282066S3 was great
>>10282052what are those?
>>10282065Conflicting.I love TFBut I hate inanimate TFBut I want to penetrate pone
>>10282074http://kitkatsecretstash.tumblr.com/thus far scratched
>>10282038Why does that even mean? It looks like shit with no effort thrown on it. I honestly thought they were gonna try to be at least a bit serious.Fuck, that animation with that rainbow colt got me excited.Unless it's an 'ironic' trailer, in which case disregard that.
>>10282032But the general consensus is that S1 >=< S2 > S3If we had her we wouldn't have Twilicorn as soon as the show fucking reaches it's primeIf we had her she might've actually fought for DerpyIf we had her the world would be a perfect place without war, hunger, or poverty.If we had her the show might actually be good again
>>10282089>those filesJesus christ, man, wh->someone coloured that picture I did>mfw you're using it as wallpaper
>>10282089I'm staring into hell.
i guess not
>>10282052I'm bad at that thoughthe "laugh" folder was my only real attempt at organization and I put exactly 1 picture in there before I stopped caring
>>10282121>implying there's a tumblr called kitkat's secret stash
>>10282018...You have my attention.
>>10282080>>10282124feels bad man
>>10282101>S1 >=< S2> >=<I'm lost.
>>10282139>oggchan>I still have that folder toodamnit moot ;_;
Only for you mlpg:http://imgur.com/a/dVFWC
>>10282023>ah lika da boops frum mah marker pone and mah epic may mays nd bein elite if i were to go out in da pee pee i would not like it even do i might learn something once in awhile
>>10282141Oh boy. That's hot.
>>10282118I accidentally set it as my background while saving it. It's cute though.
>>10282139>MLPG folderI shudder to think of what's in there
>>10282126It's not that bad is it?
>>10282141youi need to use the cartoonlion call.here, it goes like thisDOOOOOGSSS DIIIICKKSDOOOOOOOGSS DIIIIIICKKKSGive it a week.
>>10282144It always brightens up my day when someone colours something I drewthanks nigga, looks really good
>>10282121This guy>>10282147Because I don't intend to draw porn on general basis. I just want to try new thing that's all. One jump to the side and then we'll see how it goes. If I will do more stuff like that on the other hand. That's probably the name I'm going to take for the tumblr.
>>10282157slightly greater than, equal to, or slightly worse than, depending on who you ask.
>>10282157equal or better than each other
>>10282165oh boy here we go
>>10282093>thus far scratchedhaha yes I knew itEvery time you started to draw porn in the end you later came up with excuse "postponed/scratched/not good".Again: stop being pathetic. Stop pretending.
>>10282101>If we had her the show might actually be good againthe show is as good as always
>>10282181I....I don't know what else to say.How do you find anything?
>>10282192wurmple was a cute nigga
>>10282177I think you can see a few pixels of marker's dick in the folder thumbnail
>>10282099>never has there been multiple things made by different people based off of the same concept>Unless it's an 'ironic' traileryou think
>>10282101I liked Season as whole more than season 2 personally. Doesn't come to the level of season 1 though for me
>>10282165I'm not sure what you're trying to do
>>10282157Some people prefer S1 over S2Some people prefer S2 over S1Some people think both are equalYou're fucking insane if you think S3 is better or equal to than any of them
>>10282141Do you think she'd get naked around horse-Shiny? I mean, she's been a pony her whole life. Nudity's no big thing to her, right?
>>10282154>>10282207Dude even people who commission me doesn't have that kind of expectations. It was barely yesterday. Time and patience.
>>10282089I just got back from a desktop thread on /gd/.This hurts.
>>10282195I want to be Rarity in that pic
>>10282221they are all in the same shit level.
>>10282141i wanted to see that.
>>10282213>bugs>not kawaii as fuck
>>10282163>PalcomixI will admit that I've fapped to Sonic XXX1 and 2.
>>10282221Pretty much this.I put S1 and S2 on equal footing, and both of them are worlds better than S3.
>>10282210Eh, I get around, here, have a cute picture you drew.
>>10282163look at that classic palcomix quality.
>>10282165this is why I'm glad I'm here and not there.it took me 2years to make this decision, I should have made it sooner.
>>10282239>bugs>cuteStop living in your basement.
>tfw 17000 pictures unorganized in 1 place>i have another hard drive with just as much
>>10282257So is this like, innocent/cutesy molestation in the making? Because that's my fetish.Why isn't there a rape-equivalent for casual sex?
>>10282204>le v meltdown epic may may
>>10282263It took me roughly two months.
Evens: Sort my filesOdds: Work on prompt
>>10282237Dash is shipped with everyone and RARITY's the slut
>>10282237>all this fillyfoolersFor fuck's sake, why?
>>10282273Sleep sex? Cuddlefucking?
S1 5/5S2 4.5/5Comics 4/5(Twilight Micro was a 3/5, Dash was a 2/5 and Rarity was a 4/5)S3 3.5/5
>>10281972that goddamn pinkie
>>10282257I'll take it. But only because it's from you, Anon. You're my favorite.
>>10282281It's ironic, and all of dash's ships are brony as fuck too
Welp,time to organize my folders.
>>10282274don't go theredon't iron the ironing
>>10282289>this fillyfoolersWow, I can't type.
>>10282263>this is why I'm glad I'm here and not there.that makes no sense at all.is this you?http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S10240520
>>10282289Because why the fuck not?
>>10282279the twilight represents you whereas pinkie pie represents me
S1: 4/5S2: 4/5S3: 3.5/5Comics: 4.5/5S3 is good
>>10282289>>10282310Hotsauce changed me man.
>>10282289how about.fuck you.
>>10282293Those aren't hips, those are thighs.
Aaaaah princessPrincess I'm cumming!
>>10282291>>10282329Pretty close there nigga
>>10282312oh god what the fuck
>>10282321Maybe they are, y'know. INCOMPATIBLE.>>10282331What specifically?>>10282332YOU'RE DUMPED.
>>10282329S1: x/5S2: y/5S3: z/5
>>10282233That bad huh, I can try to fix it if you want. Those folders are just my old desktops dumped into them>>10282296Oh gosh, have another
>>10282305>it's not a meme because it makes fun of them
>>10282357>S1: 5/5>S2: 4/5>S3: 2/5
>>10282348cum all you want my loyal subject~~impregnate my ass-womb with you're hot seed
>>10282290It's something I've almost never seen porn of, and it's a nebulous idea so I don't know how to describe it. It's like... imminent rape, but not quite so dark and threatening. One party is still non-consenting but it's played off as much lighter than it would be in real life, like it's not as big a deal. The aggressive party isn't all evil and violent, just sort of over-excited and eager. And maybe there's a lot of innuendo being made, perhaps accidentally by the non-consenting party.Still rape, just... played off as more of a fun game one party wants no part of.Playful rape, I guess? It's hard to describe and basically impossible to find anything of.
>>10282368Have you considered taking up a hobby that isn't shitposting?
Click the "+".
>>10282358I'm not taking your "medicine", fluttershy.I know what they do.
>>10282373SHOW YOUR WORK NEXT TIMED-
>>10282379>implying shitposting>not implying dubs
>>10282373I like that.
>>10282357>S1: 4.5/5>S2: 3.5/5>S3: 4/5
>>10282385Where is that picture of Rumble showing his work?
Only good rating.TRICKSTER/SWORDMASTER TIERS1 the first time I watched itS2 the first time I watched itROYAL GUARD TIERS1 after the first timeS2 after the first timeGUNSLINGER TIERS3Comic
>>10282374>impregnate my ass-womb>subject~~>you're hot seed-15/10
>>10282356>What specifically?Everything. The sex scenes were great, and the characters felt as if they were the actual characters, not the usual OOC sluts from most fapfics.
>>10282357S1: 5/5S2: 5/5S3: 4/5
>>10282384fucking nano bot mind control devices in the medicine man
>>10282377What you just described was rape.You have a rape fetish.
>>10282375>tfw puffing out your cheeks is actually bad for playing
>>10282394>S2 lower than S3
>>10282394>S3 better than S2XierilIt's time to kill yourself
>>10282209>the show is as good as always
>>10282406Anything you can recommend me?>>10282409DmC is not a style, sorry.
>>10282377Anon, that's rape. You sick fuck.
>>10282163This is lolicon.
>>10282357S1: 4/5S2: 4.5/5S3: 3/5Comics: 5/5
>>10282408>>10282394>>10282373INTERESTING ANSWERS.NOW, SINCE S3 WAS HALF AS LONG AS THE OTHER TWO, YOU MUST DOUBLE ITS SCORE.THIS IS REAL MATHEMATICS AND NOT BULLSHIT 101.
>>10282428>implyingI'm speaking in terms of reboots
Alright, got an hour to kill.Odds: MonstergirlsEvens: Work on Quest
>>10282414>>10282433>You have a rape fetish.Absolutely I do.I'm just more interested in a specific and niche subtype of it that's played off as much lighter and playful than it really would be.
>>10282414how does a rape fetish even... work?
>>10282449Oh, that works too I guess.
>>10282422>>10282424Sorry for not liking shit episodes like Mare Do Well and those cake babies episode
>>10282445>implying I didn't already take length into account
>>10282428https://docs.google.com/folder/d/0B8hzFno-KzEScC1sWlNwRlozeG8/edit?pli=1His work. if you're a massive celestiafag then read "date with a Princess" The feels and Unfs will be great. Really other than FS/CMC lactation all of these are great.
>>10282459How wouldn't it?
>>10282299>FlutterDash>bronyI have no idea what you're smoking.
>>10282457>rape>playfulDo you have friends? Woman friends? Ever tried sharing this idea?
>email field>you're welcome
>>10282463>not liking babby caksI thought it was pretty cute.
>>10282455I'll play your game.Odds:drawEvens: get caught up on homestuck.
>>10282455WORK ON TWO QUESTS
Decide for me, MLPG.The GREY AND ORANGE MYSTERY BOX, the ORANGE AND SILVER MYSTERY BOX, YELLOW MYSTERY BOX, the ALABASTER, DARK BLUE, AND FLESH MYSTERY BOX, the BLACK AND PINK MYSTERY BOX, or the GREY AND YELLOW MYSTERY BOX?
>>10282459you rape someone and get in jail.
>>10282494You poor soul.How much do you have to catch up on?
>>10282494>homestuckI can't.I tried reading it, it's just not appealing to me at all.
>>10282455Hey, if you wanted to work on monster girls, the sub's got this thing...
>>10282424>implying S3 has an episode as good as Read it and Weep, Hurricane Fluttershy or Ponyville Confidencial
>>10282494oh man, anon what are you doing?
>tfw fell asleepAllright, Fez stream starting in 10 minutes, if you want to watch that is.
>>10282357S1: 4.7/5S2: 4.2/5S3: 3.4/5
>>10282502BLACK AND PINKLIKE MY SOUL
>>10282476unless you're getting the dot kicked out of you in a burger king parking lot while getting pooned I don't see how you can make a respite fetish work if you know its not real
>>10282493Panka was really cute in that episode, but the fact that a newborn foal could fly like a fuckin' pro, and yet Scoots can't even fly even though she's way older was a stupid thing to do
>>10282463Avey look so strange. I find it really hard to determine how old he is.
>>10282520Meant for >>10282463 faggot
>>10282485I'm not convinced that something you might post could be worth going to facebook forplease find a different means to convey your message
>>10282522STREAM LINK NOW
>>10282519grossWhat the fuck is that furry shitew
>>10282520Oh yeah, those were neat3.75/5
>>10282509I got to around act 5 when I stopped reading.oh god there is so much to this thing and it never stops
>>10282479My first girlfriend got me into it actually.I don't see what's so bizarre about that. I have a rape fetish but don't like the excessive cruelty and violence that normally go with it, so I seek out a more "softened" version.
>>10281817>tfw i dont even go to MLPG because there are like 4 threads a day
>>10282535>m-muh waifuAlso scoots is supposed to be disabledmcfucking kill yourself
>>10282502THE GREEN AND PURPLE BOXno seriously, come back when you're GG.
>>10282554And FAD and HWE?
>>10282549It's anatomy drawing stuff.
>>10282552Maybe chitin is more your speed
>>10282567What was the point of this post exactly?
>>10282549No you lazy shit. Get fucked.
>>10282535It's not their fault that Scootaloo is awful at everything.
>>10282237What I don't seem to understand is how they think that shitty AppleDash is better than the superior RariJack. It just doesn't make sense. Bronies have no taste.
>>10282559You...you may want to quit when you're ahead.There be trolls where you're going, and some of them are interesting, but it's just a big mess of HERE HAVE 12 NEW CHARACTERS YOU HAVE TO GET TO KNOW BECAUSE THEY'LL ALL BE IMPORTANT.
>>10282552>>10282579Well, there's these, too.
>>10282586I said come back when you're GG.
>>10282559check youre homestuck prilege
>>10282561It's actually not that uncommon a sentiment if you think about itPlay-rape and rape fantasy are quite different from actual rape and with good reason, it's really just a matter of taking that a few steps furtherI almost got into the details once but then I remember how that turned out
>>10282497>blushing>fat>sadsounds a lot like high school
>>10282597Sounds like most webcomics.
>>10282519>>10282579>>10282606I prefer ponies
>>10282568>implying I would waifu a filly
>>10282607>soft rapeYes, basically. It's the same as liking the concept behind any other normally extreme fetish, but not liking the extremity.
>>10282611GG MAKE AN UNBOXING QUEST
>>10282597my body is ready for the challenge.
>>10282549if i see that caterpillar agian..
>>10282616Maybe. I don't read very many webcomics, especially not ongoing ones. I usually like having a story completely done before I read/watch it. I don't know why Homestuck is an exception, honestly. It's got so many problems, but then it's got several good ideas that I want to see brought to the front or expanded on, and when that happens, the comic is really enjoyable.
>>10282620>not having a ponimoutoHow can you live with yourself?Or would you rather raise Scoots together with Dash?
>>10282626UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND UNDERSTANDUNDERSTAND UNDERSTAND THE CONCEPT OF >rape
>>10282502The box opens.It's a DUDE WITH ARRHYTHMIA STORY!
>>10282652but its what Twilight tastes like.
>>10282656>Buttercunt being an ApplefagWow, it fits.
>>10282649but a ponimouto isn't the same thing as a waifuy'know, unless sibling incest is your thing
And anyway, you think "soft rape" is obscure?how about one where neither party wanted it
>>10282626I think I'm liking this concept
>>10282656>LunashyYes, I can get behind this.
>>10282656>fluttershy>appleIt actually fits. Fucking hipster doormat.
>>10282656>Ranbow Dash>not Ranba-
>>10282652>not liking grapeBut that's the equivalent of hating Pinkie!
>>10282677How does that even happen? Does someone burst in with a gun and go "HAVE SEX."
>>10282666FALSE.Twilight tastes of blackberry and lavender.
>>10282677I mean, maybe if they're forced into doing it with eachotherI'm pretty sure that's a fetish
>>10282672>not having a ponimouto who is also your waifu
>>10282677double rape>>10282696They both get drunk and end up regretting it in the morning?
>>10282696Rei, pls.That's MY fetish.
>>10282704Reminds me of Patachu's stuff. I really dislike that.
>>10282696>How does that even happen? Does someone burst in with a gun and go "HAVE SEX."No, it was accidentalSpike was trying to ride Applejack and the road was really bumpy and
>>10282672Too bad that adopted sister Scoots thing didn't take off like Sweetiecest did.
>>10282705I hate people that dress like that.That's why in Saints Row 3 I attacked the Deckers the most.
>>10282719ponos (A) to vagoo (B)
>>10282696I was thinking more like they were playing truth or dare, and were dared to have sex. Neither of them really want to, but for the sake of the game, they do it.
>>10282708>They both get drunk and end up regretting it in the morning?But that isn't rape.
>>10282677You sure are a connoisseur the more intricate parts of rape GG.
>>10282701how can she taste of blackberry, you've ever put one in your mouth?
>asking to rape pinkie
>>10282719Aw, I guess that's okay too.
>>10282727His genital area was within 5 feet of her, it's rape.Check your privilege.
>>10282726When ponies are naked all the time plenty of party games can become risky
>>10282732>askingI don't think that's how it works
>>10282741wow this is so funny and new
>>10282732>asking to rapedoesn't that defeat the purpose?
>>10282732that's her face when she rapes YOU.
>>10282725... you lost me
>>10282730Of course I have, they're like weeds here.And I was thinking more like a taffy flavor, with lavender.
>>10282611>All this talk about playrape and sleepsexI'll tell you guys about how I got this fetishI feel asleep on the bus during a field trip back in middle school (The ride was maybe 8 hours just to get there) and I woke up gently in the middle of the night while everybody was asleep. Lo and behold, the girl who was sitting next to me has her hand in my pants and is feeling me up. I'm half lucid so my brain just kind of tells me "Don't stop her man this is awesome." After a while she stops, presumably because she didn't want me to jizz my pants and wake up. Spent the rest of that ride with blueballs and the rest of the field trip pretending like nothing happened because I fucking enjoyed the rape. Never brought it up with her or anyone at all.So now, I have a fetish for gentle sex, tickling, massages, sleep sex, and clean feet.
Fez starting up now.http://derpy.me/3TUyi
>>10282741But... but doesn't Spike have to be hard first? Like dongs aren't just constantly in boner-mode.
>>10282741That's surprisingly cute
>>10282741>twister with pinkie>she uses a special spinner>all the colors are pink>all the body parts are penis
>>10282722Shame about that.The taboo aspect would be much bigger
>rape discussion again for the umpteenth time in the history of MLPGi thought you fags would be tired of this shit by now
>>10282677>And anyway, you think "soft rape" is obscure?
>>10282741but doesn't spike have two dicks being a reptile basically?
>>10282758...Blackberries grow on the ground? That's insane! jesus christ you could sell those and get rich FAST. What edition are those? How many Megapixels is the camera worth?
>>10281817>NASA has confirmed the existence of a real-universe analogue of Gallifrey, the fictional Time Lord planet that features in the BBC science-fiction drama series, Doctor WhoThis can only mean one thing.
>>10282705but I do, anon
>>10282759>and clean feet
>>10282785le >rape so funneh! :)
>>10282800>existence of a real-universe analogueExplain this to me like I'm a stupid child
>>10282785If they got tired so easily, these threads wouldn't even exist anymore.
>>10282779"Anon, we didn't adopt a sister for you just so you could fuck her! We raised you better than this."
>>10282769>being flaccid>while Pinkie is nearby
>>10282793Realistically speaking, no. Because Spike is bipedal, its not necessary.
>>10282790>that bottom left pair
>>10282779>sex with your non sister is more taboo than sex with your real sister
>>10282830>being horny for hours>implying they wouldn't notice that
>>10282836>implying gay people don't enjoy rape
>>10282769>But... but doesn't Spike have to be hard first? Like dongs aren't just constantly in boner-mode.Well I'm sure there could be reasons for thatHe was around Pinkie playing games of physical contact after allor shit I don't know maybe it was just a random stiffy
>>10282847Easy, you just tell them that it's your 'horn'.They get concerned when it's gone floppy for some reason, and look for a cure.
>>102828112 planets orbitting 2 suns
>>10282846I think it's because with sweetie it's characterized as being consensualbut with scoots it's taking advantage of herif I'm remembering things right
>>10282872...seriously? that's it?
>>10282722>scoots>didn't take off
>>10282873>not playraping your sister
>>10282830>>10282847>Pinkie will never notice your erection and grin knowingly at you.
Did I miss anything important? I wasn't on the internet for the past two days.
>All this misogyny and rape culture in the MLP fandom
>>10282830>tfw Pinkie will never forcefeed you viagra through an IV and then roughly fap the skin right off of your dick like peeling an onion
>>10282793Would you his double D?
>>10282912More like in the Internet.
>>10282907We learned the plot to S4E1 and what a surprise! Its terrible.
>>10282907The latest comic leaked.
>>10282899Look at that fucker in the back with the fiddle.Horrible form.-2/10 worst game ever
>>10282896playrape is different from actual rape, anon
>>10282907EG extended synopsis leak
>>10282912QUICK, DANCE THE DANCE TO END ALL RAPE
>>10282907Season 4 was leaked. Twilight permanently turns into a girl.
>>10282896>little-sis sweetie playrape...hmm...
>>10282907you left mlpg for two days?Tell mey our secrets.
>>10282912Play-rape is a consensual fetish. It doesn't stand in opposition to any gender politics or power dynamics. It's just a fetish.My girlfriend in college was a feminist who was majoring in Women's Studies and she's the one who got me into it in the first place.
>>10282940We are now niggas.
>>10282952Sunset Shimmer is a former student of Celestia who gets all buttmad that Twilight is the new princess. She steals Twilight's crown and travels to an alternate dimension: HIGH SCHOOOOOOL
>>10282967>My girlfriend in college was a feminist who was majoring in Women's Studies and she's the one who got me into it in the first place.That doesn't count, feminists are just sluts in denial.
reminder that tthis is happening and there's nothing you can do
>>10282974is that a pony?
>>10282980That sounds awful. Anything else regarding EQG?
>>10282980But they never confirmed who was stealing the crown
>>10282988NOT AGAIN, STOP THIS
>>10282991It could be.
>>10282985All right, whatever you say.
>>10282996Who stole the precious thing?
>>10282993Here's the proper one"When a crown is stolen from the Crystal Empire, Twilight Sparkle pursues the thief into an alternate world where she transforms into a teenage girl who must survive her biggest challenge yet… high school. With help from her new friends who remind her of Ponyville’s Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy, she embarks upon a quest to find the crown and change the destiny of these two parallel worlds.">>10282996It's pretty obvious if you've seen the EG art leak of her.
>>10282974IS THAT A PENIS?!
>>10282996They didn't? I heard it was Sunset Shimmer on /mlp/ but whatever.
>>10283002it doesn't look like one
>>10283006I mean, she slept with you, she couldn't have been normal.
>>10283023>>10282996Look at the character design>>10281226>bitch look>leather jacket
>Have the day off>Been edging all day>Fetish discussion happensI can't
Howlong do you think EG will last?
>>10283017THAT'S A PENIS
>>10283015what a load of crap
>>10283049It's just a movie.
>>10283046>edging>not jacking off once a day and that's itHa!
>>10283049Eh. If anything it's going to be a web series with DVD movies
>>10283071why are you embarassed, anon?
>>10283071holy shit, I never noticed
>>10283079>cheesewhy are you trying to summon LMJ here,anon
>>10283015This is really bad. Everything else is the same, right? It can't be that bad! I mean, what else could they do to this? Give the Mane 6 boyfriends?
>>10283079>>10283041Don't fuckin do this to me, I haven't eaten all day
>>10283041Shit, now I'm hungry.
>>10283098shut the fuck up or they'll hear you.
>>10283046>>10283104What if play rape in a big tub o' mac and cheese.
>>10283079Please don't taunt me. I've got the stomach flu and cannot eat solid food but I'm so hungry.
So, the card company that made the collectible cards just released card sleeves and a playmat.Top-secret CCG on its way?
lol r u guys doing sumthing other dan boops and le autism under de black barswut is mah lyfe>>10283118oh we're doing dis epic may may 2day
>>10283065At least you're doing your part.
>>10283104>>10283106>>10283126Sorry, but making people hungry is my fetish.
>>10283139Whoever did that subtle typography is amazing.
>>10283124>not playrape in a huge tub of toasts and baguettes
>>10283142>the sad truth
>>10283111Seriously, man. You seriously think that they would do that?
>>10283098>Give the Mane 6 boyfriends?...The same rumor that mentioned Sunset Shimmer stealing a crown mentioned this guy; Flash Sentry. He's supposed to be Twilight's BF and calls her his "Princess"
>>10283154what do you mean
>>10283154i don't get itis it a penisthat's a terrible penisq/pfpffpf
>>10283046>be stuck at college>all day>rock hard>finally get home>flacid as can be
>>10283176twilight's boyfriend is soarin?
>>10283154what subtle typography?>>10283153Then work harder I ain't even hungry.
>>10283192>the sad truth
>>10283197>that uneven jellyi'm gonna barf
>>10283166Awww look at them, snuggling~
>>10283186>>10283191The 'A' is the head.The 're' is the thumb.The 'are you doing your part?' is the fingers.
>>10283168you know they will
>>10283208It's shining armor
>>10283197>jellythere goes my appetite
>>10283098>>10283056>>10283015I don't really like when some say that people overall aren't giving this a chance.I'm a person who doesn't jump to conclusions but what we've seen out of the releases(outside of Ingram on songs) doesn't inspire confidence. That and add to the question will this be something that does Friendship is Magic justice?
>>10283204I posted pretty much the same thing a few days when all I could think and post about was Pinkie butt until I got home, then was as limp as a wet noodle. ;_;
>>10283204think about this pone then
>>10283176My only hope is that once Twilight and friends get back to Equestria, Twilight DOES NOT try to find this guy in pony form.
>>10283197>jelly not spread evenly on the bread>disgusting whitebread>is that fucking JiffStomachboner=lost
>>10283222Nope. it's a new guy.
>>10283218I don't know, it seems a little far fetched. I certainly Can see it now that you've said it but...eh.
>>10283239>Twilight and friendsIs only Twilight crossing the portal.
>>10283197>jelly>not fruit preserves0/10
>>10283218shoulda made the hand letters skin toned then.4/eh
>>10283265oh my god
>>10283251Whatever. The future leaves me in despair.
>tfw no dragoniichan
>>10283176My god. They actually did. THEY ACTUALLY FUCKING DID. WHAT THE FUCK. THIS IS BULLSHIT.>>10283239If that happens...
>>10283246>thin-ass spaghetti strands>all that clumping>chunky sauce with no substance
>>10283265>all these fat, unhealthy foodsBRING ME SOME VEGETABLES
>>10283278>If that happens...lel
>>10283285>not knowing of "capelli d'angelo" spaghettiyou've never had good spaghetti in your life.
>>10283285Why does she have a dick?
>>10283301I don't like bacon
>>10283301YOU'RE GETTING BETTER
>>10283285>thin-ass spaghetti strandsWhat's wrong with that?
>>10283228it's hell. for some reason at school I can get hard over the simplest things like a close hug. at home its fucking hardcore our bust.>>10283235>those plush soft sidesfuck I can't wait until I get home
>>10283312Then just take it out and I'll eat it, hippie.
>>10283246KNEES WEAK ARMS ARE HEAVY
I GIVE UPARE YOU HAPPY NOWI'M EATING
>>10283328>le may may may may may may may may
>>10283226DudeThey're aiming at the fucking MONSTER HIGH AUDIENCEThere is no quality here to speak of.
>>10283277I'll be your big brother, Spike.
>>10283312What are you, a veggo?
>>10283310what do you mean
AM I LATE FOR THE RAPE DISCUSSION?
I want to marry purple pone
>>10283358>They're aiming at the fucking MONSTER HIGH AUDIENCE>implying
I don't care how unhealthy and amerifat tier it is, fast food can be delicious. especially white castle's.
>>10283356yes, it's mayno need to say it repeatingly
>>10283328SO I WAKE UP EVERY MORNING WITH A FAT CUP OF PISS
>>10283366Yes.We food now.
>>10283305>>10283319I will fight you
>>10283328THERES VOMIT ON HIS SWEATER ALREADY
what is this fucking general celestia fuck my girly anus
>>10283372>implying they're not
>>10283384Fight you for what? What do you fight for?
>>10283392I fight for my friends
>>10283197God I love the taste of a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich.Fuck.
What's your favorite food?
That's the best spam ever.
>>10283384FITE ME M8FITE ME ON THE COBBLESTONE CLIPPITY CLOP.
>>10283380MY THIRD EYE'S OPEN SO GIMME SOME SWISS MISS
>>10283373NIGGADO YOU EVEN INN N OUT
>>10283391>imply sauce>imply time machine>imply inside info>imply hasbro>imply imply imply imply imply
>>10283402I also do crack and heroin.
>not posting best food
>>10283410There are none near me.
>>10283403>Anything in that .gif>goodRei, I feel sorry for you.
What if I enjoy imagining the act of rape but not the consequences?What if I imagine being the victim?
>>10283421>jellybeansWay to ruin perfectly good rice krispie treats
>>10283421Oh dear lord that's disgusting
gonna need to know where you get these food gifs
>>10283404M-mac and cheese...
>>10283372>>10283413Just look at the Designs,the Premise.
>>10283404I can't choose. I love eating too much. I'm sure Pinkie will understand...
>>10283389>you will never put half of this in your mouth and the other in your pony waifu's>you will never both bite down, pull and gaze into each others eyes lovingly while forming a string of cheese between the two of you
>>10283404A Fluffernutter French toast sandwich. Just take some peanut butter and marshmallow fluff and slap it on some bread. Take that sandwich and prepare it like you would French toast. It is now my favourite breakfast.
>>10283455Artificially candy flavored semen if possibleNone of that low-fat garbage
>>10283466go awaywe /ck/ now
>>10283451>you will never do this with a mouthful of horse semen
>>10283446Big mac and cheese?
>>10283404Red Velvet Cake
>>10283434You can imagine being the first female I confessed to liking My Little Pony to.I still remember the first time I walked up to a girl and said "I watch My Little Pony" and she said "Who's your favorite pony?" and I said "Rarity."[/spoiler] and she said, "She's kind of silly I like Pinkie Pie!" and my smile grew wider and wider as I picked her up off the otherwise empty playground where her mom was off to the side busy arguing on a cell phone, cupping my hand over her mouth so she wouldn't attract LE HATERZ I took that little girl to the women's bathroom because FUCK GENDER ROLES and I made her my cock sock for the next 18 minutes saying RARITY IS YOUR FAVORITE PONY the entire time. We hugged at the end and I asked her who her favorite pony was now and she said Rarity. Best conversion yet.
>>10283488That escalated quickly.
>>10283278>>10283208>>10283185>>10283239SPOILER ALERTIt's not real
>>10283475We could spit roast Fluttershy.
>>10283488HOW ABOUT NOYOU CRAZY DUTCH BASTARD
remember when pony was good
>>10283448>it looks like this therefore they clearly were aiming for thisahueahuehuewhat is a fuck up
>>10283504Not now. We are enjoying food.
>>10283508I'd Fluttershy lovingly and consensually.
>>10283525Jalm pls so would I
>>10283514fuck.nail on the fucking head.is this an epic may may i don't know about
We Mac n Ceese now. This is made with smoked gouda, cheddar, and havarti cheese. It has chunks of lobster mixed in it. A single bite makes you consciously aware of your arteries clogging, but it's so worth it.
>>10283508Why not Rarity?
>>10283544What? Are you actually Dutch?No, it's from Austin Powers
>>10283488>and I said "Rarity."[/spoiler] andwhy did that spoiler fuck up what the fuck hell fuck
>>10283516>>10282988Look at the difference between the top and bottom designs.
Evens: Do the promptOdds: Don't
>>10283541She's just too precious to do it any other way.
>>1028357070 is even motherfucker, get to it!
>>10283558>Are you actually Dutch?yus
>>10283570Evens: Eat and then stream lineart laterOdds: Eat and then don't stream lineart later
>>10283577le fucking may god fucking may
Holy shit guysI'm actually now self aware of the fact that I love Bbw facesitting. Like huge landwhales, sitting on my face.
>>10283504But what if it is? Looks real enough.
>>10283583go to sleep
>>10283631>inb4 filename le sides XD
>>10283653but that's a sucky board.
>>10282696>Late as fuckOne of my dad's old work buddy's tried to hire a prostitute to come in and hold him and his hot secretary "hostage" and force the 2 of them to have sex.It didn't work and he got done arrested.
At this moment I am euphoric.
>>10283627I hate fats and farts invading my kink.
>>10283654That was highly unnecessary anon.
>>10283650wha- how did you
>>10283676Not because of some pony goddesses' blessing?
>>10283627fatties can get wrocked. I only want a soft layer of chub on my pones
>>10283627BBW is one of the most ironic acronyms I've ever seen.
>>10283711She did some wrong things, like shoplifting and being a general nuisance in the town, but in general she wasn't THAT bad.
>>10283669That is just fucking great.
>>10283728Could there BE a happier pony?
>>10283726but stealing is bad okay? She shouldn't have done that.AND PINKIE PAID FOR THAT APPLE AFTER,SHUT UP.
>>10283725always bignot always beautiful
>>10283725>BBWBring Burgers With
>>10283627Wat? Did the talk of facesitting before get you into it or something?
>>10283768and it was SO AWESOME!
>>10283746My favorite kicky little pegasus.
>>10283786I NEED SOMEBODY
>>10283746Oh God, her kicky little legs!She's dangerous when she goes cute instead of fast.
>>10283746She's like the only pony on the show with real aspirations and dreams so when she's happy it feels better.Unless you count Rarity wanting to be super dress maker or CMC doing what every single pony does eventually.
>>10283746That is a very happy pone
>>10283768she has the cutest gifs
Decided to take those LyraBon + Derpy requests for this one.Derpy is stealing the candies Bon made for Lyra or something.
>>10283792I don't know, I was looking for leggings facesitting, normal ass. Couldn't find it. Actually opened a bbw facesitting one by error, came in two minutes.
>>10283817Don't you just want to squeeze her?
>>10283829>not liking kicky little legs
>>10283828>that random non transparencyCould you make the whole thing white background?
>>10283806Would you lick her between her kicky little legs?
>>10283828I like it.
>>10283855Why would anyone do that?
>>10283839every day of my life anon.everydamnday.
>>10283829I like expressive wings.
>>10283855Why you always gotta be dirty?
>>10283839>"how about a bunny, they're cutesy and wutesy and quick as can be">"cutesy and wutesy have you even met me"SHE DOESN'T LIKE HUGS AND CUDDLES,ANON.
>>10283746∄ a happier pony than Rainbow Dash.
>>10283829cheesy big legs
>>10283870I'm sorry anon.I know that feel.
>>10281817Keep your swerve in control.It go out fast, but it come back slow.
I think that Rarity is best pony, yet Dash is the cutest.Am I crazy?
>>10283876Yeah, she can definitely put up a tough act.But that's all it is, anon.An act.
>>10283876best song of the entire series run
>>10283898>even if she were real she still wouldn'tNo I actually think she would.
>>10283849http://i.imgur.com/iU9IyFh.pngForgot I had the white fill there to hide some guidelines when sketching the head.
>>10283900only for liking Rarity over Dash.she is my second favorite though so its ok
>>10283895Sorry to disappoint, but it was I.
>>10283900Clearly. Twilight is cutest AND best pony.
>>10283876>implyingThe moment just has to be genuine
>>10283878I'm still not sure why I made this.
>>10283928>FS is so turned on that her goggled fogged up
>>10283908yeah,right. Keep thinking that.Even if she were real she still wouldn't hug you.
>>10283928>not hugging your waifudoesn't count
>mfw dash faggots
>>10283922Can you stream anyway?
>>10283898thank you based anon
>>10283937little fillies too
>>10283955I also love celestia a lot, but twilight was there before her.
>>10283947>mfw freud horse
>>10283956negros 4 lyfe, you and me
>>10283936Oh anon, you don't wait for her to hug you.She's the kind of girl that needs to be hugged.
>>10283954If my connection seems fine, I will stream later.
>>10283962cutest scene in the show
>>10283965I had to give up drinking too, I feel her pain.
>>10283965What do you mean "berry"? Who's "berry"?
>>10283965That is literally the worst example of the overused "guess it's time to quit drinking lol" joke I have ever fucking seen.
>>10283990>mfw bronies calling her 'pinot' because faust said so
>>10283984but what if she breaks your ribs if you try to? I mean you're a n overgrown monkey in her eyes.
>>10283912i disagree but i like it a lotfor me its a toss up between Smile Song, This Day Aria, and True True Friend
>>10283987>cutest scene in the showoh man, i dunnothere are a LOT of disgustingly cute scenes
MLP: season 1 ALT GEN.
>>10283987That is correct but this one is close
>>10283985> I will stream later.What do you and this pony have in common?
I only like Dash because of FluttershyTheir interaction is the best in the show
>>10284003>>10283992>bronies can't handle change and will stick to a pleb-tier name
>>10283980>>10283990holy shitfuck thisbye
>>10284003I actually think it's a cute name
>>10284016I would watch the shit out of that.
>>10284020>cuteSWEETIE'S FACE IS FUCKING TERRIFYING.
>>10284023Only bronies pay attention to Faust now. She hasn't worked on the show in 2 years. Why bother listening to anything she has to say?
>>10284016>Lyra is standing next to Bon Bondropped
>>10284016remove dr shithead and I would
>>10284016Those element colors are awful.The green doesn't go with Lyra at all, and there's two blues.
>>10284031I think it's bad and unfitting given the reference to alcohol
thin crust >>>>>>>>>>>>> deep dish
>>10284022You're not the only one.
>>10284016>3 elements of music
>>10284022For me it's reversed. I can't stand FS alone yet when she's with Dash I like her.
>>10284033Would you watch a series completely dedicated to Luna and Celestia?Faust in a Q&A earlier said that's one of the things she wanted to do.
>>10284016Uneven racial distribution 0/10 would not watch
>>10284055both are equally good
>>10284055>People actually think the inverse is trueWhy would you want a worse topping to dough ratio?
>>10284007She probably isn't shown that kind of affection very often so she'd probably melt right into it.
>>10284072Yes, probably.Honestly more pony is a good thing to me. I'd also love to see a CMC spinoff filled with wacky Duck Tales-ish adventures.
>Vinyl's eye color fanon gets debunked>People deny it>BRONIES>Berry's name fanon gets debunked>People accept it>BRONIES
>>10284055What the fuck, it's like you're trying to be my nigga.
>>10284072YESYESEVEN IF IT'S JUST 5 MINUTE SHORTSI NEED THISMaybe even some Royal Guard shenanigans
>>10284081Fucking Earthie jews
>>10284022i like dash and i hate fluttershy the more they dont interact the better
>>10284102Debunked by who? By somebody who doesn't work on the show? Anon, pls.
>>10284102If it's not in the actual show then it's not show canon. End.
>>1028388710/10 would rub oils on and polish/massage
>>10284102They've never said her name in the show. Who cares.
>>10284115Who would you rather she interact with?I prefer Fluttershy but if I had to choose another, I think her and Spike get along great.
I a Gillou and Gnathodelli.Where do I post them?
>>10284145Are either of them the crocodile girl? If not, the recycle bin.
>>10284145imgur or subimgur first
>>10284156How the fuck are you supposed to eat that steak?
>>10284156>one potato chip0/10 would not eat
>>10284156That steak looks so much more detailed than anything elseIt's kind of uncanny
>>10284174Whole.One bite.Like a man.
>>10284163>Drawing Crocodile girlPlease Anon, she's next
FEZ looks like pretty neat but I'm probably not going to buy it because the developer is an obnoxious hipster.
>>10284181I would guess, yeah
>>10284179yagami light pls
>>10284202>giving a fuck
>>10284174It's a tuna steak you nuff nuff
>>10284220whoa, how did you do that?
>>10284199I fail to see how this is even tangentially related to MLP or even MLPG
>>10284239Dooks was streaming it
>>10284239nathanpone wore a fez once
>>10284239Which sections of the newspaper does Pinkie even read?
>>10284246>fans of the streams of the fans of the fans of the fandom
>>10284255the Parade magazine
FUCK FUCK FUCK I CAN'T THINK OF THREE POSES
>>10283947>mfw homophobic language
>>10284279I can't think of one. ;_;
>>10284274I'd hug her so hard.did you draw that?
OPTION A:Free weed for the rest of your life of whatever strain you want, including purple haze, blueberry, or whatever else you want.You also get a free vaporizer.OPTION B:Bronies stop existing and MLP is confirmed to be renewed for season 4 and 5.
why is rarity worst pony
>all this food pornhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DVjrK5-vPkw
>>10284296NeitherI deny you both
>>10284296I don't like weed, and I'll assume there's a stipulation where I can't sell it soB
>>10284296If I can sell the weed, A.If not, I don't like weed that much so B.
>>10284296What do you think?
>>10284228made a png in mspaint; text is one color, the rest is the same color + 1 in the red valueopened the image in irfanview, saved as png (overwriting the original), and selected the background as transparent colorIt's likely the second part is the most relevant
>>10284265sbsb the show is called little pononosthat is not little
>>10284296Free weedMLP is already going to get S4 and S5And I'm able to ignore things I don't like
Which pony would be the best mother? I'm not talking about the ability to birth children, but who all around would be the best mother.
>>10284358It's ok, fluttershy never deserved her wings anyway. She's much happier now.
>>10284330wwhich one would you the hardest?
>>10284296am I allowed to sell this free weed? Is there a limit to how much I get per month?
>>10284331Big ponies are just as cute as little ponies.
Says tomorrow's gonna be even hotter.
>>10284296I'll take A.I always keep burning myself with a lighter and I have to have someone else light for me. It's pathetic.
>>10284363Fluttershy.my IRL mom was a bitch and I just want someone kind and gentle ;_;
>>10284378Wind Waker.Holy shit, Wind Waker.
>>10284363Fluttershy if she wasn't single
>>10284412Classy smokers use matches anyway. Lighters are for plebs.
>>10284296Well, I'd go with Option A either way, but the vaporizer is perfect icing on top of the cake.Vaping is the future because it's a head high and it doesn't damage your lungs like smoking does, shit you can actually be productive with a vaporizer high instead of just lazing on the couch like you would when smoking it.
>>10284363ApplejackFluttershy is an overprotective mother who never lets you out of sight even around the houseRarity is one of those beauty pageant moms who makes their child live their parent's dreamsTwilight: lolDash: >implying dash will have childrenPinkie might be cool after she chills down a little with age
>>10284378wind wakerno contest
>>10284330>hairy legs>hairy armpitsabsolutely disgusting
>>10284425>>10284455But she's like only 12 in that one
>>10284425>>10284455Wii U HD remake when?and also will it have more dungeons?
>selling the weed What the fuck is wrong with you peopleThis weed is probably gonna end up in some 14 yo kid who doesn't know better and will end up addictive to heroin at 16 and die at 20
>>10284438But Rarity is living the dream.
i hope the new horse is about the most motherly pony
>>10284470>nintendo>improving a rehashhighly doubt it