Old horse: >>10270600Your face edition
i love smelly horsecock
>>10273906So do i, anon, so do i.
>>10273906Fluttershy, please go and play somewhere else
>>10273905Twily makes the best faces
>>10273905Twily you are looking pretty nerd today. Is that a new nerd hair cut from the new nerd barber down the nerd street?
>>10273914I LOVE SMELLY HORSECOCK ANON I CANT HELP WHO I AM
>>10273923She has the most beautiful face
>>10273937fuck off to bsg
>>10273935Fluttershy please cuddle with me
>>10273937>waifuing your daughter
>>10273937But she's not as good as mai daughterfu
>>10273937Casual waifu from a casual game.You're like a double casual.
So let me get this straight;There's a movie about MLP being madewhere they turn into humansand go to highschooland this is canon.Canon to the same series that aired 2 years ago.
>>10273953We don't know.
>>10273953If you consider alternate universes to be canonprotip: they aren't
>>10273948>Super fast silly loopsI want to get back into that shit goddamn.
>>10273938That's traced lolicon.
>>10273967>>10273937Excuse my french but what is this from?
>>10273953To me it seems like it's attempting to cash in on older audiences by making a highschool setting with similar/same characters in different aesthetics.But how am I supposed to know or care.
>>10273976You're traced lolicon
>>10273978A very bad game.Bioshock Infinite
>>10273976Source?I thought it looked familiar
>>10273937She's shit.She dies right? I hope she dies.
>>10273967BSIG is basically Elizabeth thread.
>>10273971Her eyes are beautiful. I could stare into them for hours. >>10273978Bioshock Infinite. The game is kinda bad, but Elizabeth is so lovely.
>>10273976Well, it's cute either way. It's true after all, pony really does make everything cuter.
>>10273981Because either way, EQG will not be mentioned or have any basis on what happens in the regular episodes and vice versa. It's probably not even the same writers so by any of this extent I'd hardly call it canon.
>>10273993No don'tNot nowNo
>>10273997Hey, Booker husbandoing is extremely common as well.
>>10273994See that? Bad. Has nothing of the things that make me attracted to Elizabeth. It's also completely out of character. /r/ Top Gun version.
>>10273999>That thimbleThat is not how you stump off an appendage!
>>10274017So does she fucking die or not.
>>10273994>>10273999Worth playing?Never played a bioshock game before
>>10274024Play the first two.
>>10274009addendum: the comics could be considered canon because they're in the same universe as the show and fill in blanks for things we don't know about.
>>10274017Why is she so flirtatious even though she knows he's her dad?
>>10274021It's very, very, very, complicated.
>>10274015Fuck I wish pone was real.
>>10273990>I thought it looked familiarI have seen it too, but I can't think of the specific page.
>>10274017>filename.rch please stop spamming your shit game.
>>10274033Welcome to the club.
>>10274033Oh god that feel ;_;
>>10274024First one is fantastic and has a good twist, but the gameplay is a little lackluster. Story is awesome and Rapture is an amazing and atmospheric place to explore.Second one is a little more mediocre with the story but the gameplay is polished. However in this one the little sisters are cute as fuck and you can "adopt" them.
>>10274016Twily is all like: >Hahah so fucking fucking funny I fucking forgot to fucking laugh. It's all just one big hullabaloo to you isn't it? Just one big fucking joke? Why don't you stuff it in yourself you cock wizard? Do you know the dander your in if I find you? I am 100$ serious.
>>10274024>Worth playing?>Never played a bioshock game beforeArguably no. I just absolutely love Elizabeth. I don't like Bioshock games at all, and stopped playing the first one because I was bored. It's watered down System Shock mostly.
>>10274040>filenameFor some reason I read that as Fluttershy talking like a pokemon. it was cute
>>10274040We will never be truly happy.
>>10274046>>10274028I'll get to it one day, then.
>>10274047>100$ seriousThat caught me off guard. Made me laugh for a good half minute after I realized it's just one keystroke over.
>>10274009What happensIf it does
>>10274017>/r/ Top Gun version.
>>10274048I haven't played System Shock either.But i guess i'll definitely be pirating it first.
>>10274042Well ain't that just the cutest damn thing I've ever seen. Seeing all of it at once nearly stopped my heart.
Dumping these because >sluts
>>10274073>he hasn't played System ShockWHY CONTAIN IT
>>10274083PUCKER UP SILVER SPOON~~~
>>10274080I wish there were more femanon in equestria stuff.Or non-binary/intersex anon
>Tex has turned his character from a Cromartie styled tough guy placed in absurd situations to a self insert playing out some gay fantasy about being in love with Applejack
>>10274089Can anyone guess where those have been?
>>10274091it was bound to happen
>>10274091>every OC ever
>>10274096Her horn is huge...
>>10274095Anyone have any more of these that I might have missed?
>>10274104I don't think the tumblr has updated in the last few months
>>10274101Not as huge as mine
>>10274091Chill man, he's just having some fun.
>>10274091>a self insert playing out some gay fantasylink?
>>10274091>Soon his character will make 'sweet love' with 0r0chi's demon rabbit.>And Tex Anon will get flooded with semen, and the image, Tex anon will have spend money on.
>>10274091>That feel when the lewd things made about your OC have been done by other people but not by youI got a fan-fic and a drawing or two.
>>10274110But also true. I miss old Anon
>>10274127Thaaaaaank you!I don't know if I got this one up yet. Aren't these two just adorable together?
I think I'm getting too old, I don't understand half of the things posted here now.
>>10274118>NO HE IS PURE STILL!He knew what he was doing.
>>10274104>>10274137http://theofficialwheel.tumblr.com/>tfw no updates
Since you guys are talking about self-insert OCs at the moment anywayI was kinda thinking about creating one. If I do, should I post it or keep that faggotry out of the general?
>>10274141What's there to understand about fucking horses and wanting to be the slutty mare?
>>10274131>Texanon started taking steroids>Texanon becomes Zyzz, or if that porn is any indication, Jizz
>>10274137An yes they are just the cutest pair
>>10274144>http://theofficialwheel.tumblr.com/JACKPOT!I'll have those two writhing in agony for months. You're the best, Anon!
>>10274134What if, instead of going fast, dash went cute?
>>10274148people are going to mock you if you post it here but you should post it here anywayship it with other self insert OCs for maximum fun
>>10274158I live to serve, anon
>>10274151He was pure, this isn't some "fun" he had, this ruins his purity he had at all.
>>10274144>whole blog is just DT x SS stuffHuh. Well okay.
>>10274163Then she would be a much better character
>>10274148Make your self-insert oc a qt 3.14 loli.You should also waifu and/or imouto her.
>>10274163anon nowhat are you doingif she channeled all of that fast into cute I would die
>>10274180The cross product of DT and SS is CUTE enough that that's hardly an issue.
>>10274177>purityPls, Anon.Anon, pls.pls.Really, pls, Anon. Pls.pls.
>>10274177I was a little disappointed at first, but then I stopped giving a shit.
You will name this pony
>>10274191Why are these medics melting into eachother?
>>102741939 blank characters
>>10274184But I can't draw humans
>>10274187>Ponies can reset their skill points
>>10274193PLONKAH PANKA DIDDILY DANKAH
>>10274192I stopped giving a shit right after i deleted his art from my folder, and stopped following him on tumblr.
>>10274201That's 10 characters, anon. 9 max.
>>10274193Dudeevery character is named Dude
>>10274211So it's true what they say. Autism does speak.
>>10274211Whatever mang, your loss.
>>10274212Just drop the space.PlenkoPopSee?
>>10274211>anon after an artist draws something that he doesn't approve of
>>10274214WHY IS SHE SO CUTEWHY
>>10274226Looks like a runny nose.
>>10274218>>10274219>Whiteknights shaking their armor and slapping their swords on their shitpost shields.>"WE SCORED A VICTORY FOR OUR LORD!"
>>10274222There's so much stuff to fix... I need to learn how to draw landscapes, humans, I need to learn how colors work - I don't even know where to start ;_;
>>10274231das pretty coo yo
>>10274135L̐̀̆ ̋͗̄̓L̒̆ͧ̿̐͗͞ ̾͒͑́ͯ͛L̇̈́͂̓ͪ̅o̍͊ͮ̎ͬ̈̊oͣk͆ ͭ͌̒̚͠aͮ̊̿͟tͣ̿̔ͦ͆̅̔ ͡yo̾̓̈̑̈́̀̇̕u̇,̑̾ͥ̌̐ ̊̄̏hͪ́aͣc̒͌kͬ̔͂̌͒̄͌ē̍͋͟rͦͨ̅ͬ̋͏.͌ͤ̈́͛͗̍ͭ̅̾̂̾̀͛͜A̔̋ͥ̓̚ ̅̍̍͗͋́p̵̍ͩ̓̆ͪͤ ̿ͦ̊̔̾p̈́̓̾̓͆̂͡ ͫ͋pͪ̿ͭ̋ͬ̿͝ã͆̂ͤ͗̿t̓̓̇̉̈̓̿h͗͝e̍ͥtͬ̆i͆̄̎̉͐cͧ̋҉ ̶̂̚c̨͋̓̀͆̓̉ȑ̈́̅͢e̔̎̎̒ͩ̏͞aͯt͟u̐̀̔ͮ̒ŗ̏̔̚ȅ̈̒ ͮo̽ͪ̄f̴͂̑ͥ͋̅ͦͨ ̒ͫ̈͐̂̾meͧ̃̎aͪ͐͌͋̾̉ͯ͡t̉͐̂̉̀̅͑͘ a̓ͣ̒n͑͋̑͛͌̿dͬͧ̚ ͩ̈́҉b̴̓̃͑̽̓̏oͯ͒͛ͨ̔nͥ̍̾ė̵̏̾̆ͬ͆̈̀̏p̷̑an̽̾͌ͤ͘t͂̏̚͞ȋn̴̿ͮͯͯ͌g̸̔̏́̑ ͑ͩͤͣ͠a̓ͧ̚n͛̐͢dͣ̒̒ͭ̐̏ ̍̓ͬs̷ͮ͗̉̈́́̔w̛ͫ͆͐̚e̅̄͐̍̒̊a̍ͯ͗͒͌͆ͫt̷ͣi̇̌̓n̏̅̾̌̐͋̄͏gͫ̄̃̃̊ͧ a̢ͦ̋s͌̂̓̉̌̏̚ ͬ͑͊̓̈́̀y̷͗̄o͑͊̾͡u̴ͨ̈́ͣ̓̓̈́̀ ̅̎́͏r̉ ̴ͭ͌͐͐̓͑̾r͑͒̊u͟n̨̒͆͑ͬͦͧ ͪ͋t͊h̎͒͌̈͒̅̂͏r͏o̅ͥu̇ͣ́g͞h̽̉ ͂̌mͤ̎̆ͪ̚̚ỹ̸̏̋̐ ̡͒̇͌̄̓c̓̊͒̾̚oͭ̆̋̎̄r͏r͑iͬ̇̆ͣ͢d̷̓̾̑͊ͫ̔o̵ͨr̚s̀̆ͬͥ̀ ̸̅ͦ̋̓͒̑s̓ͭ́̐̐͛̈̏̌̾͘Ḩͭͤͫͤͣ ͞Ḩͤ ̛̍ͭ̑͐̾̅͒H̾̓ͦͨ̿̒̚o͆̑̀̋͑̚͝w̐̃̈͑͘ ̵͐ͬͧc͟a̧̐ͭn̢ͥͪͨ̓̍̆̈ ͨy̐̋̐́́oͨ̀́u̶̐ ͭͭ̿̋̄͊͜c̀̾̍̇̚h̴ͪͪ̔͛͐̚ä̴́͆̄ͦ̚l͐̄̒̀̍̿̂͏l̐̚e͂̃̄ͨ̀͌͜ñ̶͂͌͒gͩ͒̈́́e̓̌̋ͬ̓͠ ̅͐̆͜aͣͨ̔͌ͯͣ ̋͜pͭ̅́͒ͭ̐eͤ̓r̆͋̾f̊̋e̢ͦͨ̈́̓ͥ̚c̍̃̅t̸̓ͨ͆̍̓,̴́ͭ͑͒ ͗͊̅ͮ̑̊i̛ͦͥ́mͤ̿̆̈̑̓m͋̓́ͪ̐o͑̌̎͋͜r̎͞ta̧ͫ͗̃̉̒l͒ͩ̓͢ ̅͜mͦa҉c̃hͣ̿̋̌̋͊i̸͐n̸̍̊̋͋e͑͆?ͫ̏̎̈
What if little ponies REALLY loved little girls?
>>10274235Take my hand anon, I will show you wonders of which you have never dreamed
>>10274231but in this case the white knight crusaders lostthe dark pornographic cultists won out
>>10274253Well that's okay then
>>10274241>>10274239It has to ne heart warming to Tex that this, THIS IS the fan he now has.Full on Brony, he is Jessey without the tits, and unlike her, can not do porn.
You're being extra annoying today.
>>10274257O-okayI hope this doesn't end in rape
>>10274270Thanks Anon, I've been giving my best. I'm glad you noticed
>>10274263Oh stop it, you.
>>10274257Let us go... together.
>>10274270WAIT I HAVEN'T EVEN TRIED YET
>>10274177>>10274143>>10274191>>10274263>Drawfags who don't draw porn are never allowed to draw porn
>>10274296Hoo man.Oh man.Woah nelly.
Would you own pone as pet?Would you let anon own you?better yetwould you let pone own you?
>>10274296I just wanna draw silly faces and defy anatomy. And maybe a cute snuggly pony on the side.
OKOwn upWho gave that little faggot red cordial so late at night?
>>10274308Yes please, more cute snuggly ponies.Please.
>>10274272Download this.http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/5722459/%5BGnomon_Workshop%5D-_Color_Theory_-_The_Mechanics_of_ColorWatch at least the first half of it, if you pay attention you will never wonder about colors ever again.Bend over
>>10274306I would own a pony pet but eventually neglect and forget about her because I'm absent minded.
>>10274308And if that's what you want to draw, what right does anyone have to tell you not to draw it?Sometimes people draw porn. It's not the end of the world.
>>10274231>being an internet black knight
>>10274323That feel.I'm too solitary, I wouldn't be able to adapt.
>>10274323tfw imprisoned Twilight
>>10274320>it's even in video formT-thanks Anon.Please don't go in dry
>>10274231you're no better than them
>>10274296>Pip has to verbally abuse her>He's very English, very polite and refined; he's never used any strong language in his life>And his mother told him always to treat women with respect.>So what do you do when a girl tells you to pull her hair, slap her in the face and call her a worthless slut whose only use is as a hole?>"Um... Y-you've done a lot of unpleasant things, Silver Spoon... and... er... I'm... I'm QUITE cross with you!"
>new DJ Acid art being drawn right now>boobs covered in jizzAwww yes.
>>10274338>that gifmy fucking sides
>>10274349>DJ AcidHow is this still a thing
>>10274352>MLP FIMHow is this still a thing
Why do I keep studying even though I plan to commit suicide?
>>10274361rip in piece spike
>>10274359Because you shouldn't kill yourself because you're a good person and we love you. Please get help if you're feeling suicidal.
>>10274306>being anon's cutie patootie pony>make inappropriate sexual advances
>>10274361Maybe we gotta bring it back TO LIFE!
>>10274296AA is scum before Tex.He helped the Fluffy ponies get the their general going.
>>10274370I'd punish my pone for that.
>>10274359Contain your Krautism.
>>10274369>we love youI beg to differ.
>>10274377Right, and he's best friends with Kevinsano and Hitler.
>>10274377And MLPG is responsible for this whole retched fandom.Where are you going with this?
>>10274381What are you going to do when she goes into a heat cycle?
>>10274369Like (s)he is actually going to go through with it.
>>10274377brokenglish anon go to sleep
>>10274388Turn on the AC?
>>10274391>Implying we'd ever knowNo-one would notice if a few Anons offed themselvesThere's no doubt been a few that have already
>>10274388I don't know, buy her a vibrator.I'm sure I'd figure something out.
>>10274377You don't seriously believe that, do you?
>>10274388I spay my ponies.
>>10274323>you always have to write your master helpful notes so he doesn't leave you to die>when he goes to get groceries you sneak in to his car and follow him in
>>10274395I can't even be mad at him. I mean, he always seems to be angry and ready to stir up shit, but his english is so adorable
>>10274399And what would it matter? It's not like they can seriously think better of themselves if a random person on the internet gives empty consolations for how they feel. They should take that stuff to a family member or a professional, not 4chan.
>>10274416You're mum is your're
>>10274409>Master only gets grains and wheat for you to eat
>>10274339As for how to actually set up paintingshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1McYZX6KScgWatch everything from this god among men.For drills to practise on, go herehttp://ctrlpaint.com/shhh, no tears, only dreams now.
>>10274308draw more cutes please
>>10274418They're probably on 4chan because they only identify with the people here or something.
>>10274306Yes I wouldn't mind having a pet pone. Oddly enough that isn't my fetish.I don't think I would let Anon or Pone own me though.Maybe pone own me, but I hope pone is nice.
>>10274417I know, it's kinda cute
>>10274425Is that a Noot image?
>>10274428Regardless it's a pretty idiotic thing to do. I don't want anyone to kill themselves, but I honestly don't give a shit if they feel like coming into a thread and spout out "am guna keel mahsulf".
>>10274308I just want to draw cool things and ponies in armor and cute poni.
>>10274432>>10274417Remember Japanon? Remember Average American Man? They were absolutely adorable.
>>10274417It's like a small child having a strop. You can't help but find it endearing even though they should be getting slapped.
>>10274424>yaminoAre they even still in the fandom?
>>10274445I miss Armourbro. Haven't seen him for a while.
>>10274424>Yamano.>It's only funny to call a female stupid when you are part of the protected agenda,.That comic..
>>10274439>Not giving pone some sweats
>>10274424Her female faces look male hah
>>10274457He was a gentleman and a scholar.One day we will see him again, anon. Just hold fast.
is there video of that time eurobeat dunked mic at that con where mic said you need talent or something
>>10274434It's obviously Rose. This is Noot.
>>10274423Oh boy, guess I know how to spend my next few days now.I have no idea what to write here but it felt kinda necessary to add a spoiler
>>10274462>Her female faces look maleOh gosh
>>10274463>tfw miss his regular visitations when /mlp/ was still young
>>10274462Makes sense for Trixie.
>>10274388Pleasure her.with ice cream and possibly sex at the same time
>>10274420>you keep telling him to buy you oatmeal>he never does
How do I make friends, MLPG?
>>10274475>sex and ice creamIt's not all it's cracked up to be.Sex and whipped cream? I can whip up a sexual storm with that shit.
>>10274434No it's Ross.
>>10274464He did that? Hahaha 10/10
>>10274450>MLPG: Superor to all posters, once again.
>>10274478Just do Celestia's assignments.
>>10274486Based Eurobeat.The General loved him for that.
>>10274478Talk to people instead of waiting for them to talk to you.
>>10274487But I do go outsideI just lose weightI don't make friends
>>10274484I dunno Anon. I sure do like Ice Cream, and I sure do like sex. But I also sure do like whipped cream.And I do like protein shakes.And I really like bell peppers.And I occasionally enjoy the fuck out of some pork chops.This is getting weird.
>>10274491What are you impliciationing
>>10274475>sex with ice creamI want to be your pone
>>10274425I was actually thinking of doing something cute to revamp my pone skills, that or something totally silly, that's in space with dramatic shit happening.
>>10274504What are your interests? Do you like a sport or whatever? Join a local sports team.Try looking up brony meetups in your area and filter out the sperglords.
>>10274473but Trixie isn't a male.
>>10274510That we are superior to all. Maybe even that we should purify 4chan.>>10274491Hey, dude, that's not very nice. Do you want to be the new Hitler or something?
>>10274502But how do I turn acquaintances into friends?I try to be friendly
>>10274519>muh eyes highlights
>>10274504interact with people.if all else fails, commit a misdemeanor and get sent to jail for a couple months. you're bound to meet some people on the inside.
>>10274519Not anymore, anyway.
>>10274469For anatomy find a torrent of thesehttp://www.thegnomonworkshop.com/store/product/999/Now go anon, go and learn the ways of the force.
>>10274504Get a job or join a class.Establish common ground with your coworkers or classmates. Join them if they ever do things together. Enjoy yourself and they will enjoy you. Don't act like an awkward fuck. If they talk about shit you don't care about, feign interest but say you don't really know much about their interest. It will give them license to talk about said interest because people like to talk about themselves and what makes them great. But they don't like listening to other people talk about what makes them great.It's a minefield.
I honestly have no high expectations for anything mlp related in the future.
>>10274531and it's a poor thing, too. male Trixie would've just been a pure, unlikable villain, and we wouldn't have to deal with this Mickey Mouse shit.
>>10274533>But they don't like listening to other people talk about what makes them great.I do as long as it isn't mindless boasting
>>10274531>Hasbro changed a dickhead male character to a cuntish female characterBASED HASBRO
>>10274541>we wouldn't have to deal with this Mickey Mouse shit.
>>10274523This is an excellent question.
>>10274544When is someone talking about what makes them great not mindless boasting?
>>10274541like everything bad that happens with this show, it is Hasbro's fault>Candyass>Shining Surfer>the Crystal Empire>Princess Twily
>>10274539what about season four?what about season five?
>>10274531THAT WOULD EXPLAIN EVERYTHING>Tfw John Dimaggio did Trixie.>Tfw it would have been awesome
>>10274541But then that would mean we'd have a story where a male pony would've been fighting female ponies.And we'd still have Twixie shippers anyway.
>>10274546They changed an asshole male character into a tsundure female character. I'm okay with this.
So is Trixie a canon shemale now?
>>10274523Watch the film "I Love You, Man."
>>10274551>Shining Surfer>Badman, forget you
>>10274539I had no high expectations for anything MLP because it's a children's show aimed at little girls.Korra, however, disappointed me greatly.
>>10274550When they simply tell you about their hobby without emphasizing that they are so great at itYou can share your knowledge about a topic without repeating that you are pretty good at it every few minutes
>>10274566I'm more than okay with this.
>>10274523Just be friends.
>>10274566LOL SHOW ME UR DIK
>Trixie will never drunk text you a picture of her dick
>>10274581>Sendin' hoes to Sundance like it's nothin'That's fucking brilliant
>>10274555we'd have less. and we wouldn't have the Lord of Flies, more to the point, and if we didn't have that idiot, we might still have /co/.Hasbro got us kicked out of /co/.>>10274551i'm with the other guy, even i like Gnarly Armor.
I'm starting to enjoy this.Not even God can save me now.
>>10274598I saw your /mu/ thread, don't try it.
>>10274591>It's little because of hormones>She sends you another text a few hours later>"The great and powerful Trixie's magnificent cock was simply soft"
>>10274598Enjoying Captain Beefheart, or just shemale Trixie?
>>10274613>"Hey Dixie I double-dare you to use magic on your dick">her drunk mind misread your message>she soon sends you a picture of her two dicks
>>10274614>splish>"Oh, sorry, just my sheath's natural lubricants."
>>10274591>she sends you a dick pic>"heyyyyy bvaby ur rllealy cutee,i wnana fuck u rn im commimg oevr"
>>10274613>Trixie will never text you a slideshow of her jerking off
>>10274620>She was a dragon after all.Wow I don't usually say this earnestly but holy shit Seth. Please.
>>10274624>text back>"Are you drunk?">"of cors nto i'm nev drank wht r u triyngn to sa"
>>10274625>You will never watch in awe wondering how she's doing that with hooves
>>10274613I imagine Trixie having a large cock. Because it doesnt seem right for Trixie to be anything but a top, and topping with a tiny penis just doesnt seem right.
>>10274620>then four>then eight>sixteen>"TRIXIE NEEDS HELP RIGHT NOW"
>>10274591>she will never flirt with you while drunk, casually stroking her cock>"Trixie may be a mare but Trixie is -hic- BIGGER THAN YOU."
>>10274634>"THAT WASNT A DOUBLE ENTENDRE">"TRIXIE NEEDS LEGITIMATE HELP RIGHT NOW">"PROBABLY MEDICAL HELP"
>>10274634Trixie would be a great camhore
>>10274638>camwhore shemale TrixieDRAWFAGS ASSEMBLE
>>10274637>"Just reverse the spell. I thought you were good at magic.">"TRIXIE WILL BREAK YOU!"
>Dixie will never turn you into a girl or a mare and fuck you
>>10274598http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z5I-Xq54FT4I can't stop laughingThis is genius
>"TRIXIE TOOK THE PILL">"TRIXIE HAS HAD A GREAT AND POWERFUL ERECTION FOR MORE THAN FOUR HOURS">"WHAT IS TRIXIE SUPPOSED TO DO"
Well...trixie is officially ruined for me..
>>10274650>Wanting to be turned into a mare>Not wanting her to fuck your ass while she emasculates you
>>10274633she seems to me like one of those wanna-be alpha guys who fly around on faux bravado, but as soon as they run into somebody they can't just steamroll over they fold like a house of cards. she's a dominant topping bitch, most of the time. right up until she gets in over her head and finds out she can't swim worth a damn.
>>10274651FAST AND BULBOUS
>Trixie comes over and fucks your dry with her futa dick>You let her so you can charge her for rape, get her secret out and sue her for everything she's gotEasy money is my fetish
>>10274651It's a masterpiece of organized chaos.
>>10274664Oh man, that stuff's delish
>>10274651FAST AND BULBOUS
>>10274644>Trixie taking requests from the chat, playing the audience just right, getting slowly more and more extreme as the "donations" start to roll in
>>10274657But I want to be a mareand I want to get dominated by trixie or a large stallion or both.
>>10274656That stretch on Twi's featureless butt is kinda weirding me out.
>>10274676I feel like this was a tumblr
>>10274651You have no idea what you're getting into.Personally I'd listen to the second half, get extremely drunk, then listen to the first half, because that seems to be the creative process.
>>10274683WebcomicBut pretty muchIt was a shapeshifter chick instead of an arrogant magical pony so there is still room for improvement, but its pretty OK
>>10274657"the great and powerful Trixie does not usually deign to lay great and powerful pipe in little butt-slut bitches like you. the great and powerful Trixie rather prefers a nice pussy to stick her dick in. but since one was not available, you'll have to do."
what if ponies had giant robots?
>>10274664i said ruined!>sees pic.OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!WHY WOULD YOU POST THAT!WAS I SUPPOSED TO SEE THAT?!?OH DEAR GOD!IT HAS A FUCKING FACE!WHO WOULD EAT THAT!?!
>>10274676>on her first night, she doesn't give a cumshot until she gets $1000 in donations>every night she moves the goalpost just a little more>fans start sending her gifts in the mail too>while Twilight is struggling in school and doing that friendship bullshit, Trixie is making a living jacking off
>>10274694Gilda would probably dig giant robots
>>10274651>Multiple musical critics cite this as one of the greatest albums of all timeI dont understand.
>>10274694Poni would cancel the apocalypse
>>10274650>"Wait, you were able to do this the whole time?!">"I'll forgive you, but you better give me huge tits too"
>>10274706Harry, that's disgusting you pervert
>>10274687Really reminds me of Zappa so far. Which doesn't surprise me since they knew each other and worked together.
>>10274694>Oh cool a mecha movie>Japanese style mechsI'm still gonna watch it because it's a cool lookin' movie, but I just want some military styled human-vs-human mechwarrior action.
>>10274718Only good movie robot is Johnny 5 not counting animated movies. Come at me.
>>10274718Guillermo del Toro is a weaboo man, pretty much every mexican in Mexico loves that kind of shit
>>10274716Well he was practically butt-buddies with Zappa. Also Zappa was the producer on all of Captain Beefheart's music.
I bet Trixie would go slow with youThen jam it all in as soon as she got the head in
>>10274698>she calls all her fans her "lovely assistants">she starts selling off the long gloves she sometimes wears when jacking>if you donate two hundred dollars at once, you can send her something and she'll take it up her ass/fuck it while saying your name
>>10274725>Send her a 2L bottle of coke
>>10274727>Implying that's a challenge for The Great And Powerful Anus
>>10274724Can't I just jerk her off, reducing her to an orgasmic pile with a single hand? I'd like to make her lose her composure and bossy behavior as she begs for more or something.
>>10274724She'd take it really slow as long you you thought you could handle itGet you to ask for more, harderThen as soon as you started to think "You know, maybe I should ask her to be gentle, this might not have been the best idea" she'll make sure you can't collect yourself enough to talk
>>10274731>thinking you can break the Great and Powerful Trixie
>>10274731pfftMaybe once or twiceBut Trixie can easily find a more suitable lover if you're not willing
>>10274569I have a problem because whenever I talk to someone who I know isn't good at tf2 eg. my friends I can't help but say that I would wreak them in mge and bball :(
So how many times has Trixie tried to get Twilight to blow her?
>>10274699Chicks dig giant robots.
>>10274727she'll do as best she can. say anything about her, say this: she understands capitalism. you buy a product and you get what you paid for.>"oh, it's so big! i wish this was you, anon!"
>>10274744I would love to be able to say DYEWTS on this one.
>>10274744>TriedTwilight wouldn't ignore some advances by Trixie
>>10274748>you send her a replica dildo of your dick>she casts a certain spell on it>as she rides it on cam, you feel like your cock is inside her>you have a hands-free orgasm>she doesn't take the spell off>she starts kissing and licking it while you're at work
>>10274748>she'll do as best she canShe'll unscrew the cap with her tongue while sitting on the bottleDO NOT UNDERESTIMATE THE GREAT AND POWERFUL TRIXIE
>>10274746and good guys still wear black.
How do you really hurt a popular artist?
why are we trixie
>>10274777You love it
>>10274777i think you know why
>>10274777I can't decide if I'd rather watch Trixie or Twilight camwhoreTrixie would do more/better stuff, but Twilight would be really authentic about everything
>>10274784that looks like rainbow dashthere is only one good bluehorse
>>10274765>"the great and powerful Trixie loves it when you cum for her, my lovely assistant. but i think maybe you should send me a replica of... something else next time~"
>>10274765She is big on audience participation, its canon
>>10274765>You send her another replica>It's cast with a narrow base and a wider stand>She enchants it again>She spends all day with you stretching her out>You spend all day in bed beating it like a 15 year old on speed
>>10274788pls pls anon, you know exactly who that pokemon is, why is everyone playing coy.
>>10274785>implying you wouldn't want to watch Twilight, the amateur queen of anal, finally give up her virginity on camera for you
>>10274794>at this point there's no hope left for you>first you send her your savings>then you have all of your paychecks deposited directly into her account>she basically controls your finances now, only letting you have enough to get by while keeping the rest for herself>every night you beat yourself off to her, worshiping your Great and Powerful Mistress>one day you find a package in the mail>it's a replica of her cock
>>10274801That does sound great, but what if Trixie was doing some sort of ridiculous magical fetishry?I don't think I would be able to resist
>You'll never be trappy enough to camwhore>You'll never have a big enough cock to terrorize people on chat roulette
>>10274801>Gives it up to Trixie
>>10274811>you still have to use it like a dildo, but it always seems to naturally synchronize with her actions on the stream>after a few months her special toys have become a regular sight, and are popular with the viewers>you get another package>it's a one way plane ticket
>>10274791I forgot about that one
>>10274827>and a collar
>>10274827>after selling your house and the last of your belongings, you get on that plane>you arrive at the destination written on a note that came with the ticket>you knock on the door>it swings open, and there she is, wearing nothing but a nightgown, cleavage and cock exposed>there's a collar in her hand with your name on it>you're immediately, hopelessly aroused at the sight of your Great and Powerful Mistress>you bow before her>she giggles and pets your headGood boy. Now get in bed and prove you're worth being the Great and Powerful Trixie's pet.
>>10274851>sending you to bed>not having you kneel in the doorway and earn your collar before you're allowed in
>>10274827>"hello once again, my lovely assistants, and welcome to the great and powerful Trixie's magic show.">"i am pleased to announce a new feature on the show, starting today...">she jingles a hand-bell and you come out on your hands and knees>"for those of you who can't afford to send the great and powerful Trixie something to fuck herself with, for just half the price, you can tell me what you want me to do to my new friend.">"once, he was just another lovely assistant. but now, he's my rabbit-in-the-hat."
>>10274851>>10274859>>10274853Geeze, this sub stuff is boring.
>>10274858Well there's not a webcam at the door.Her fucking you is going to be broadcasted live for everyone to watch.
>>10274863I'm sorry Mr. Domanonis there anything I can do to keep your interest?
>>10274863then light a fire under our asses with a dom idea. it ain't hard.
ONE DAY TRIXIE SAYS IM GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOUAND THEN YOU SAY NO I DONT LIKE DICKSBUT THEN SHE DOESTHE END
>>10274859>one of her fans starts sending estrogen hormones>Trixie makes you take them
>>10274878ONE DAY TRIXIE SAYS "YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME"AND YOU SAY NO I DON'T LIKE BITCHY PONESTHEN HER HORN GLOWS AND YOUR MIND GOES BLANKYOU WAKE UP BALLS DEEP IN THAT BLUE BITCH
>>10274882>She helps you along with her magic>By the time she's done you're prettier than most real girls>You've got a bigger cock than when you started
>>10274891i wish i was smiling
>>10274902>she's got you set up with your own channel>the internet really, really likes watching you shower
>>10274902>you're also a bit dumber and ditzier than real girls>Trixie regularly plays with your tits and dick on her stream>your tits leak milk and your cock is pretty much always dripping now>you've forgotten your old name and your old life>but that's okay>you're so happy to belong to the Great and Powerful Trixie
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/05/cineplex-listing-equestria-girls.htmlI'm assuming you guys already talked the shit out of this?
>>10274921>mindbreak/bimboficationI will never ever ever ever ever understand this fetish for as long as I live and I hope I never do.
>>10274925We talked shit about that before that was even posted
>>10273937Reminder of what? Being here forever? Frozen in eternal dance? 5spooky
>>10274917>Trixie slips a vibe egg in you before you hop in>Your semi is so big that people new to the channel insist it's silicone>Till you get it up at least
>>10274929it's easy. we'll help you.
>>10274930Oh, I wasn't online at all yesterday.Pretty much the second I got home I fell asleep. ;_;
>>10274942Oh hell no, we gon' throw down now.
>>10274958*DS PORT OF EARTHBOUND WHEN
>>10274973where exactly did you think you were
I want pone to be scared of my human might and pleasure me greatly every day just so I won't go around wrecking shit.Even if I could, I wouldn't.I would just like to have an air of dominance, kinda like a planetside vet discussing shooters.
Well this dickgirl Trixie stuff was fun and surprisingly satisfying, but I have to go.Goodbye, take it easy.
So are we furries?
>>10274983>Planetside>Discussing shootersPlanetside was a terrible shooterMuch better MMO
>>10274989Well, bronies are furries so....
>>10274983I want to have a long term relationship with pone based on mutual love and respect just so pony wouldn't go around every day being lonely.And even if I couldn't love, I'd at least pretend to.I'd just like to exert an air of benevolence, like when Gaben talks about liking videogames.
>>10274973Charles Manson kills people, Michael Jordan plays ball, and we fetishize things. That's what we do.
>>10274994Really, it was terrible shooter?The gun mechanics were subpar, sure but the way everything function was like the perfect team FPS.Required strategy without forcing stupid territory blocks, had teamwork without classes.The vehicles worked in tandem (before BFR) and tanks require columnsIt's what BF2142 should of been.
>>10275003Nick Naylor pls
>>10275015The great state of MLPG will not apologize for its sexuality!
>>10275029Fuck off, Roogna.
>>10275038But it's 7:35 PM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9yWK9W8BJis&NR=1&feature=fvwp>slideshow of low quality, jagged as fuck blurry softcore porn>100000 views
>>10275040no, it's almost 4:45 AM.best coast
>>10275054>Guy in screaming and dressed in banana suit>Almost 32,5 million viewsWhat's your point?Bronies are getting shit viral? Sure anything slightly pony related will be repeated godzillion times and passed over to other poor victims
>>10275056>West coast>Best coastNope.
>>10275054I could probably get hella popular with nsfwish speedpaint videos.
>>10275075I said nope you slut
>>10275101And he said "Nope."Any other news?
>>10275095DO ITalso you do great bbw pls do more <3
>>10275106>>10275101>And he said "Yup."*Fuck my face
Your favorite pony
>>10275160is a slut.
>>10275160She's very niceSo is yours
>>10275160I like that pony!
>Lamar jerking off Tex nowOh boy
>>10275095But Apple, what kind of followers/fans are you looking for?
>>10275191The linkthe linkthe link the linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe linkthe link
>>10275199Calm your tits manghttp://texdrawings.tumblr.com/
>>10275192any kind would be fine. As long as I can enjoy myself and get around.Porn is just too much fun to resist doing, but I'm not about having OC's fucking each other or anything. That kind of stuff puts me off.
>>10275202>flu nose>butt blush
>>10275202So what? It's pretty funny.
>>10275213b-but muh animu stylu!
>>10275213It's called "tumblr nose" and it's CANCER. CANCER. Without kidding, it's a neat trick to 'improve' a face, but maybe I feel it's at the same level as the lens flare.
>>10275235I dislike you
>>10275247It finally happenedHe smoked himself stupid
>>10275231Not him, but it breaks up the look of the solid color of someone's face, sort of like how a simple paper texture on a digital drawing will add grit and an entirely different feel to itIt's a thing that you don't really notice much until it's brought to your attentionSuper easy to do, just a soft brush of pink and then a white dot, but it's fucking everywhere and now every time I see it I think the character is sick
>>10275247Her posts on her art thread in the sub actually scare me a little.
>>10275247I don't get it.
>>10275247u wot m8
>>10275247Damn. Now even good artists get infected.
>>10275247The fuck is this
>>10275322Everything is krautism with you.
>>10275328It's funny when you get accused of Krautism when you're not even an artist
>>10275336And your mom
>>10275339Don't even get me started on my mom
I don't even know what Krautism means
remmeber britbottles, some elections are today in your countrycheck if they're voting in your area and vote UKIP
>>10275341>AnimeFor what pvrpose?
>>10275351>UKIPWho are UKIP and what do they stand for?
>>10275341HOLY SHITI CAN'T WAITWE BETTER STRAM IN MULPUG
>>10275351oops, forgot the image
>>10275356What does Kraut+autism mean?Does it just mean autism?Sounds awfully redundant
>>10275364I have no idea.It's not like you need to make sense to shitpost.
>>10275341>just boop me now.jpg>>10275353Eh, maybe it turns out good!Maybe.
>>10275377>Anime>Turn out goodIMPROBABLE
>>10275309What she say?
>>10275341What's all that excitement?
>>10275385- Lamb+ Horse- Welsh People are+ The MLPG is
>>10275391You should go read the manga, it's fucking great.
>>10275341>Spaghetti chan animeAw fuck. Didn't the author do a shout out to /v/?
Does anyone have a translated pdf of pastachan vol 1 and 2?Is volume 3 completed?
>>10275391Go read Watamote.
I wish I could read JapaneseI'm not even a weeaboo but I'm still interested in a lot of Jap media
>>10275440Weeaboo =/= liking or being interested in Japan.Weeaboo = think that everything that comes from Japan is objectively superior to everything
>>10275440Fortunately, lots of people do and they can translate lots of shit.
>>10275400The manga had "A smash hit on the overseas 2chan!" or something similar printed on its cover.Can't remember anything else aside from that.
>>10275412Is that Renne?
>>102754122slutty lookingshe should be cute
My dick is numb, MLPG
>>10275462I never forgot them
>>10275462Do you remember the day the pony died?
>>10275462Dragons > ponies
>>10275463Thought soShe's cuteI would without the scarf
>>10275462what's a pony?
>>10275467Yes, October 10, 2010
>>10275471>pink spaghetti dragonYes please
>>10275475A cock sock
>>10275472>woulding Rennemah nigga
>>10275471>be somewhat of a e celeb>meet a fan>he acted just like this
>>10275489Who are you?
>>10275492ain't tellin, it's video game related and I have a somewhat large /v/ following.
>>10275489If he had been a dragon, would you have?
>>10275492Calling Tiarawhy or Kevinsanic.
>>10275489What a faggot
>>10275341What's the significance?
>>10275472>I would without the scarfl-lewd
>>10275503Man, I'd give a left nut to have him do commentary on the pilots.
>>10275495That.. that sounds awful.. My sympathies.
>>10275507Read the thread, jeeze?
>>10275494yes, that's what I was going for
>>10275495i'm sorry to hear about that
>>10275520Nah dude, it's Egoraptor.
>>10275515Looks like some anime or something. What's the big deal?
>>10275518I tried twisting the line after but it just became a mess so I took the easy way out.
>>10275520Panda does videos /v/ related?
>yfw PewDiePie browses the General
>>10275527I remember when he was on /v/ during the Tester 3. that's when he started mentioning a new Sequelitis.
>>10275505>>10275471We need more art of all the dragonsNot just the gay ones
>>10275531Jontron doesn't seem to like 4chan though
>>10275532Yeah he does. His last song was a DaS one I think.
>>10275471Oh god where is the back of her head?
Stop trying to guess who I am and post more pone
>>10275547Oh, and he's a furfag. So, yeah, makes sense.
>>10275546THE PERFECT RUSE
>>10275547He won't even finish it, that fucknugget
>>10275543Happy white people sicken me.
>>10275551BUT IT'S FUN AND WE DED
>>10275551You have no one to blame but yourself
>>10275551You sound like LKARE YOU LK?
>On one of the Two Best Friends Play games, Matt catches Pat with an MLPFIM desktop>Could totally imagine Pat browsing MLPG all the time
>>10275560>You sound like LKHa, what
>>10275538>nobody will ever bother to give the teenage dragons decent artI suppose we shoudl count ourselves luckty anyoen gives a shit about Garble enough to produce some images of him
>>10275509She'd be taken aback at firstBut you could hook it around her butt and pull her in
>>10275566That's because he always tells to get back to pony when we talk about him.
>>10275509>not wrapping a scarf around both of you while making love
>>10275550......I'm really going to have to fix this aren't I?No ones going to just write it off as "ITS MY STYLE" are they?Everyone else can get away with it! Why not me?!
>>10275551I wonder who is behind this post
>>10275576It doesn't really bother me, but sure, do it.
>>10275572I didn't know LK was an e-celeb and had a large amount of fans from /v/.
>>10275576because we love you and want you to get better
>>10275562>Trixie>not wanting people to know who she isANON...
>>10275587You can never be sure. That wouldn't really surprise me.
>>10275576>ITS MY STYLENopehttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0DjnRLsbOWI
>>10275587LK seems to do everything. Like everything.
>>10275587Guy has a different name everywhere, and has been around for years and yearsHe could be ANYONE
>>10275576It's really noticeable and distracting.>Everyone else can get away with it! Why not me?!You're better than that~
>>10275602Could he even be me?
>>10275602What if he's GG?
>>10275611tl;dr your theory is shit.
>>10275609What if...what if LK was anon all along!
>>10275617What if LK is just a shared nameWhat if he's actually a group of peopleThat would explain EVERYTHING
>>10275567They only get art as a whole. NEver individual. Someone suggest a 30 minute challenge
>>10275617But I can't be anon, I'm me!
>>10275634a 30 minute challenge would be good
>>10275635No, I'm me. You can't also be me that absurd.
>>10275672>worst ponyI don't get it
>>10275698Looks cuter as a he
>>10275698Ew Gross, I like boys
>>10275703>Implying DashfagShe's even worse
>>10275703I was assuming it was Fluttershy with wet hair since Dash has the best mane
>>10275710K u homo
I bed Lauren and Craig would be a lot of fun to get pissed with
>>10275723>likes guys>He must be gayWhat the fuck kind of nonsense is that?
>>10275697weird how there's no art of all the mail ponies together
>>10275729Oh man, I'd fucking love to shake their hands, maybe ask or an autograph while holding back spaghetti as best as I can, maybe gush a little over how much I look up to themAnd then fuck because anon is always wanting that stupid part even though lauren and craig is not for sexual
>>10275729Why does seeing them seated next to Gravity falls crack me up?
>>10275737>that comicRemember when they tried to make it into an animated series?
>>10275744I'd probably Spaghetti over both of them but I wouldn't for most other celebrities.Same thing with Stan Lee
>>10275751That's how I found out about the comic actually
>>10275754Because they're worth going spaghetti over.
>>10275737>You're embarrassing me in front of the men.I feel like I can use this panel on MLPG all the time
>>10275710AND THEN THEY FUCK
>>10275744>Not going to a dinner party hosted by them>And staying after everyone else has left>To talk shit and get so pissed you all end up lying on the grass out the back>When Lauren suggests Craig go and get his stash of pot to round out the night>And then watching DVDs of old childrens shows and giggling like idiots till you pass out on the couch
>>10275773>Gilda fucking Garble while he's dressed like a girlunf
>>10275782>snuggled inbetween Lauren and CraigI'm trying words but i cant
>>10275789Oh god whatpffffft
>>10275801I love how you can just feel the shock wave of him falling
>>10275825It would be very painful
This horse starts getting smelly. Is someone making a new one or should I?
>>10275842You're a patient writer.
>>10275825>reading>ever>filling your head with other people's thoughts>instead of creating your ownReading is for the brain dead who can't think for themselves.
WAS GETTING WRITERS BLOCK A PART OF YOUR PLAN?!
>>10275859>2 deep freud uHehehe.
>>10275848On a scale from 0 to redonkulous, I give you a 12
>>10275825I'm not proofreading, though. I'm just stuck.
>>10275859>they saved the first version of the gif with the random transparancyI guess at least I wont get duplicates then
AH SO YOU THINK THE GENERAL IS YOUR ALLY. YOU'VE MERELY ADAPTED THE BOOP. I WAS BORN IN IT.
>>10275825>he lets people read his stuff before he's edited it>he releases individual chapters for public consumption before the whole story is finishedholy shit, sure is retards in here
>>10275903This guy right here.This guy.
>>10275869Stuck on what?
>>10275907waitdo you mean that in a good way or a bad way
>>10275917Just stuck in general, really.
>>10275947>Just stuck in generalAren't we all?
>>10275952That we are.It's the fat Femrover story, though. I've just hit a bump.
>>10275471seth go to bed