Sneaky Ponk editionOld: >>10266444
>>10270558WE ARE ALL THE PARTIES
How do you guys feel about people outside MLPG doing Marker?
>panka poe threadGood night everybody
HOLY SHIT JUST LOOK AT THIS ADORABLE PRINCESS
>>10270600Pretty Pink party pedo pone
>>10270656...is that a dick bulge?
>>10270634but kev comes around here
>>10270634I would like them to stop, but I am aware that they will not, especially after I have told them that I would like them to stop because they have no reason to do anything I say and indeed will go out of their way to defy anything I say because they are immature, contrarian children
How would your favorite pony defeat a Dragon God?
>>10270624Is that image talking about butts?
>>10270600Ponk should stop sneaking, or a Castle State homeowner will blow her cotton-candy-addled brains out.
>>10270681Fart on it
>>10270681With a box full of poisoned lobsters.
http://appledrawing.tumblr.com/image/49417077356Dammit at least I tried
>>10270715NoNo not this time. No please.
>>10270696do loli lunai know you want to
>>10270654I really want to see a pegasus do a cannonball now, wrapping their wings around themselves into a big feathery ball and dropping into a lake.
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>>10270679>inb4 markerknight guy
>>10270726C'mon Rei.Please.Just touch it a little.
>You will never be voluntarily beheaded together with your waifu.
>>10270776>beheaded>not lynched>or smothered under a princess butt
>>10270634Well, you chucklefucks do it enough as it is.I just hope them posting about her gets people curious and they come here
>>10270768Okay that's not fair.
Pink should ponk pank
>>10270765Well, marker pony is not for sexualIts canon
>>10270354Haha yeah, someone posted this image recently and I decided to apply it, kind of.
>>10270776I don't know if I would just sit around so someone could behead me.I'd rather go down in a hailstorm of bullets.
>>10270604>tfw he will never write for us again
if you close the doorthe night could last foreverleave the sunshine outand say hello to never
>>10270814>Implying any MLPG OC's are not for sexual.
>>10270807You are so hot.It gets me hard just thinking about you.But now that you are here, I can't control my boner.Look at what you did to me.It's hard, it's for you.I know you want it.I'll give it to you.Any way you want.
>>10270854Fuck y>>10270854u Junior isn't
>>10270874Its just Croptool being a retard again.>>10270882That not a good one.
>>10270882Always makes me hhhnnnggg
What if these two ponies
>>10270898No hornClearly an impostor
>>10270862The plan was to give you a boner.And you got one.
>>10270911The temptation is there, but Dash doesn't want to go back to pony prison.
>>10270825He has inspired others to write on his legacy, people who are willing to take the time and study his work to learn what makes them so great
>>10270911It happen already in Season 1 where AB want to get a cutie mark and Dash fails her.
>>10270882i assume these 2 fucked like rabbits right?even if she's drunk, she totally wants his dick
>>10270934She has clearly just been booped
>>10270921You gonna do something with it?Or should I give it to AppleDan?
>>10270957W-what if I don't want it?
>>10270966but you're really cute
>>10270882I love this pic
>>10270986WHYthose lines are disgusting
>>10270966>implying that's goodNow THIS is a good unf
>>10270930No fucking, just platonic cuddling
Don't mind me, just passing through.
>>10270986I think is pretty bad I only like the ship when they are young.
>>10271001How the fuck do you bite on a chip so hard that it punctures your molar?
>>10270679lolis this a joke
>>10271012DAYMNTHATS A HUGE HAT
>>10270995>Hating the lines.Anon, they look like that because they are enjoying the afterglow.
>>10271012She has a hat big
>>10270979I know you do.You must be so sexually repressed.Writing all that lewd stuff.It's just a cry for attention.Well it got my attention.As you can plainly see through my panties.You give people boners all the time.Why not play with one?I promise you'll like it.
>>10270957Man I justI don't know I
>>10270995You think its bad there? Try this one.>>10271016Well we sorta niggas I guess.
>>10270979>not wanting some random Anon's dick
>>10270882>>10270986It's a cute concept, but the lines on Scoots are really throwing me off.
>>10271028>>10271037She always wanted a 20 tablespoon hat.
>>10271047>bright outlins>texture abuse out the ass>what the fuck is going on with the light
Would you boop the beep?
>>10271039you'll be gentle right? It's my first time is all...
>>10271047>that speckling filter on everythingI literally can't look at this for too long. It's making my brain hurt.And I don't like the look on Rumble's face... that's a sad face.
>>10271064Is that supposed to be some kind of joke?
>>10271079It just means my love is deep
>>10271057Yeah the brightness really fucks with meThough it's still my favorite Rumblescoot pic
>>10271008Oh, so it's not a ship after all.
>>10271064That is Scrubbles teir
>>10271093Well then have a happy one!
>>10271008I don't think that looks platonic at allif anything, she really needs his dick
>>10271064>20 Tablespoon hat
>>10271108A play on words is different then a pun!...I think.
>>10271101my favorite rumblescoot pic will always be this onepartly because it's based off my greentext
I finally broke down and did it. I blame all of you.unf
>>10271105Of course it's a ship, just a nonsexually-charged one
>>10271075I'd be more concerned if someone DID catch it.
>>10271096If I bought a little Applejack pony would she come with her own mini apple trees and cart or do I have to buy those separately?
Alright horse fuckersFavorite Episode of each seasonFavorite Episode overallBest PonyAnd when did you start watchingGO GO GO
>>10271114still the best pic of these 2
>>10271133this one is my favorite.
>>10271137Right, it's a ship like Carrot Cake and Pound Cake are a ship.
>>10271169that one is pretty cute too
how the hell did rumble scoot even start?
>>10271156>Not making your own.>With nothing but Popsicle sticks and glue.
>>10271190He's a pegasusShe's a pegasusThey must be fucking
>>10271180that's not a ship.
>>10271156She just kicks down flowers and other plants.
>>10271190I don't remember at the moment.I may have been the one to coin the name, though. It's fun to say! RumbleScoot.
Oh boy we Rumblescoot?
>>10271136>http://creepycurseafterdark.tumblr.com/I was lied to.
>>10271213No, that's a brony ship.
>>10271190I request pics of Rumble making fun of Scoots because she can't fly and the artists/anons twisted my requests I'm glad they did.
>>10271203neither is rumblescoot
>>10271199>They are both things that exist on planet earth>THEY MUST BE FUCKINGFTFY
>>10271162>Favorite Episode of each seasonA Dog and Pony ShowSweet and EliteJust for Sidekicks>Favorite Episode overallJust for Sidekicks>Best PonyPinkie Pie>When did you start watchinglate december 2010
>>10271190Lack of Scootaloo shipping partners outside of Rainbow Dash which is kinda creepyAlso, tomboyish girl versus girly-looking guy, and can't fly versus (implied) flies well.
>>10271204>She kicks plants.>Finally manage to nurse pepper plant back to health from a snap freeze the other week.>Come back to it snapped at the base, her trying to push it back together.
>>10271190I was the first one to mention it, and then Cosmo took it from there and then both this and that school dance pic appeared. This ship is probably the only thing that I've contributed in MLPG
>hour to paint forest
>>10271241It makes for some cute situations and art.
I think I'm gonna have to postpone that sweetie date after all.I lost the big post I'd been intending to make as the opening due to momentary retardation, and it's getting pretty late for me.I'll have it typed up ahead of time next time so shit will be ready to go right at the start.as compensation, here's a sweetie.
>>10271255Hour and TEN MINUTESGOTTA PAINT FAST, MEW
>>10271162applebuck season, best night ever, party of onecan't decidePinkie/AJ/Twilightearly 2011
>>10271257>Have to add arrowsYou've failed as a comic artist.
>>10271215It's my fetish.
>>10271162S1: Applebuck SeasonS2: Ponyville ConfidentialS3: Magic DuelBP: ApplejackOct, 11 a few days before Lesson Zero aired.
>>10271162>Suited For Success>Last Roundup >Sleepless in ponyville>Last Roundup>Applejack>Early 2011
>>10271257Well, it has the potential to someday do so, anyway.
>>10271257>using arrows in a comicBut why
>>10271247>"S-Stupid Rumble! It's not like I like you or anything! Colts are gross!">"Oh yeah?! W-Well it's not like I like you either! Fillies have cooties!"
>>10271273Nigga you have a superior taste.
>>10271257>No arrow between third and forth panel.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OT9Kh3RPw98
>>10271273Shit forgot Applebuck Season best overall.
>>10271190Nootsack I tink
>>10271257This comic is pretty terrible.
>>10271257post the kissing version
>>10271295Yeah I requested the pics to him.
>>10271223>>10271295>>10271247It was a combination of these three
>>10271261Is she wearing my shirt?
>>10271162Favorite Eps:S1) A Bird in the HoofS2) Secret of My ExcessS3) One Bad AppleFavorite Overall: Secret of My ExcessBest Pony:Princess CelestiaStarted watching toward the end of S2.
OKAY GUYSLEAST FAVORITE EPISODE FROM EACH SEASONWORST PONYBEST BRAND OF FROZEN PIZZA
>>10271319>"...You mean this is YOUR shirt?!"she's a bad liar.
>>10271319Because her original one is covered in your fluids.You really should be more careful when you are walking around with sodas.
>>10271331>spike episode as favorite
>>10271339>Liar.>Not Shining Armor dense.
>>10271162Over a BarrelSecret of my excessSleepless in PonyvilleSecret of my excessRararaFebruary/march '11 aprox.
>>10271331Your taste is awful and you should fell awful.
>>10271162S1) Sonic RainboomS2) Sisterhooves SocialS3) Spike at Your ServiceSonic RainboomRarityRight before Winter Wrap Up.
>>10271338>Fucking owl>Fucking batman>Fucking Twily Alicorn>Fluttershy>Amy's
>>10271318It's shit like this that makes me love MLPG.A few of you fucks get together and cool shit happens.
I miss hispanic Scoots
>>10271348>implyingWhat the fuck, I don't buy sodas.
>Equestria Girls synopsis>When a crown is stolen from the Crystal Empire, Twilight Sparkle pursues the thief into an alternate world where she transforms into a teenage girl who must survive her biggest challenge yet… high school. With help from her new friends who remind her of Ponyville’s Applejack, Rarity, Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, and Fluttershy, she embarks upon a quest to find the crown and change the destiny of these two parallel worlds.That... doesn't sound as terrible as I was expecting. Still cautious about it but I may go see it.
>>10271162S1: Cutie Mark ChroniclesS2: Last RoundupS3: SIPBest pony: CelestiaFirst episode I watched when it aired was Lesson Zero. So November 2011?
>>10271360she knew it was your shirt, anon.that's exactly WHY she wore it.it smells like you. she likes your scent.
>>10271354Come on, that Godzilla shit was fun, probably the best monster fight they had.>>10271366Care to elaborate?
>>10271392>That... doesn't sound as terrible as I was expecting.That sounds exactly as awful as I was expecting.
>>10271395Has she been hanging around Flitter again?
>>10271392im pissed that it's not the actual main 6 who fall into the portal but just twilight
>>10271257That comic got no right bein 7 panels.
>>10271418now it looks like she has narcolepsy
>>10271416>muh waifu is not part of this shitPINK PONY MASTER RACE, APPLE,RARI,DASH AND YELLOFAGS ARE INVITEDPURPLEFAGS STAY THE FUCK AWAY
>>10271413where do you think she got her creampie fetish from?
>>10271431Shit, wrong order.
I had an idea about running a CYOA thread that is also a text adventure game in development at the same time, but the more I think about it the dumber it sounds.
Good morning, MLPG.
>>10271416It totally invalidates leak-anon's summary.
>>10271162The Best Night Ever, Sweet and Elite, Sleepless in PonyvilleSleepless in PonyvilleCelestia is best pony but Rarity is my favorite because she isn't best ponyA couple of weeks before Lesson Zero first aired
>>10271413Flitter enjoys a different kind of scent.The scent of semen.
>>10271470Stop that Marker, you'll go blind.
>>10271392>Twilight finds the crown.>Has to choose to either go back to her friends or stay with her new friends.>Writes a letter to the principal.
>>10271464>implying she wouldn't all but spring on you after you come in from working on the yard, all sweaty and smelling like testosterone.
>>10271318Guilty as charged
>>10271384I don'tat all
>>10271464>>10271490I wish we did more stuff with Cloudchaser...
>>10271493I HELPED IS THAT WHAT CONTRIBUTORS FEEL EERY TIME THEY POST SOMETHING NEW?
>>10271447dumb things are always the most fun
S1: Green Isn't Your ColorS2: It's About TimeS3: The Crystal Empire - Part 1WP: Rainbow DashNone - It was DiGiorno Cheese Stuffed Crust Bacon Cheeseburger Pizza until they started stuffing the crust with mozzarella instead of that yellow cheddar stuff.
>>10271453Truth be told, that's actually why I'm holding out for a hero for a trailer. He's been right about pretty much everything he's said so I'm willing to take my chances and call BS on this.
>>10271509Yes.WELCOME TO DEPRESSION!
>>10271392I'm half expecting it to be Fanon: the series
>>10271509Contributors don't feel.
>>10271434>applefagsNOW IT'S A PARTY
>>10271487But isn't there a Twilight in the other world already?
>>10271241>Girly-looking guyHe's cute, not girly, you idiot.And once he grows up, he's going to be quite a looker.
>>10271465>>10271528WHERE ARE MY YELLOW AND BLUE NIGGAS?
>>10271450Marker isn't a slave
>>10271526>It rips off every human in equestria fanfic written.>Twilight has a hard time learning to use hands.
>>10271522"This", of course being the whole "Flash Sentry" bullshit. Sunset Shimmer being the bad guy is more believable due to the art leak, but everything else sounds sketchy.
>>10271549Have this one then.
>>10271535His model on the show is the same as a filly's.
>>10271162Sonic RainboomSisterHooves SocialSleepless in PonyvilleSonic RainboomAppleJackFebruary 11th ,2011
>>10271443let me get that for you
>>10271529Possible.But what if she is the one to fill that hole in that universe?And she ends up being the axle in that girls clique.
>>10271570pank isn't one either.
>>10271581But she goes back to pony world. And the Equestria Girls series keeps going with a Twilight.
>>10271338Sanic RainboomMysterious Mare Do WellSpike at your ServiceREMOVE RARITYREMOVE PIZZA.
>>10271407It can happen again
>>10271574>Anon thinks colt faces are ugly>Colt who doesn't use the standard colt face>He looks too girly!We just can't make you happy, can we?
>>10271570>All she does is bark at everything.>"Pinkie your not a dog...">'Oh I know, but all the other dogs are doing it!'>"Didn't I just sa-...never mind.">'Now get me to that hydrant, it looks interesting apparently!'
>>10271535I'm not contesting this or that, but Rumble still doesn't yet have the square-shaped stallion jawline.
>>10271535Flitter just won't be able to resist anymore
>>10271617aw dont feel badi think you look cute
>>10271535>>10271604Flitter and Cloudchaser pls
Why aren't you a transethnic otherkin headmate postgender lesbian yet /co/?
>Stoned>Have 4chan x>Axxidentally mouse over Pinkie Pie image thumbnail.>Forget I have 4chan x.>Larger Pinkie moves across my monitor.>For a split second, think Pinkie is coming to me through my computer.Someone post the "YOUR WAIFU IS A HORSE" reality check comic.
>>10271621you like that Cloudchaser, don't you Anon?you want to do things with her
>scootaloo threadI enjoy this.
>>10271598...So what happens to the original human twilight when the other enters the world?...Does she get sucked into the pony world?Because you can't have two twilights in the same place, time cop aside. That was time travel, this is parallel universe. Like, shit would go bad if they ran into one another.
>>10271644I want a threesome with them, they are godnessess
>>10271617>http://i.imgur.com/TUwf2JQ.jpgdifferent anons ¬_¬
>>10271649You like pegasus fillies, don't you?
>>10271664>linkwhy the fuck? I hate misclicking
>>10271638>otherkinPT is also one of those?Otherkin are legit insane. The one chick I knew who was that had so many mental issues.
>>10271653What if they do meet, and that's part of the story?
>>10271677No, only Scoots.
>>10271490I'd a sweaty Flitter/CC
>>10271662best s->>10271673best nigga
>>10271618I want to have a playful and fun relationship with Pinkie.;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>>10271649Scoots likes you too
>>10271694what's wrong with their ears?!
>>10271687Hell if I knowI just threw in as many tumblr words as I could think of
>>10271664>piercingsIf she had a tongue stud my penis would be annihilated
>>10271704aw you're just saying that
>>10271694I hate darf so much...
>>10271694What the fuck are those ears?
>>10271685>>10271689Are you sure? Is there something special about Scootaloo?
>>10271709in this universe they have fuzzy ears
God dammit you guys are really making me do that teen rumble/flitter fic, and I've never written before.
i just read Dragon Age 3 rumors, /co/, and now i am sad. post Gilda to un-sad.
>>10271719Waaaayyyy too gay for me.>Implying that such a state exists on this thread.I like things about getting high with Fluttershy.
>>10271700>You roll your eyes and walk her over to the fire hydrant>she barks at it for 15 minutes
>>10271745don't do it faggot
>>10271748>>10271758what are you some kind of faggots or something
>>10271663but if you could only have one...?
>>10271757link? I want to check my medieval age privilege.
>>10271767Oh shit that's a good one.
>>10271777CC, tomboys are my favorite
>>10271777I CAN'T PICK ONE
>>10271758>getting high with fluttershystop pls
>>10271765>>10271781She's so cute.
>>10271790Cloudchaser's the hot one, take her
>>10271728>>10271709y'all niggas can't handle the fuzz>>10271726I'm hoping he gets over that. Doing stuff to just get popular is never good.
>>10271729She's a chickenShe's going to grow up into a beautiful hen.Hens still can't fly
>>10271794Yeah, she'd totally blaze it and then giggle while hammering a nail through your penis.
>>10271788as I thoughtand what would you do with her?
>>10271805he's already dead.
>>10271781I hate dogs and I hate Pinkie. I wish she'd get hit by a car.
>>10271772i'd prefer a futa
>>10271794nigga I'd get high with her. it would be chill as fuck.
>>10271794Come on... She'd be so cute. And she's kind of a hippie if you think about it. Long hair, lives in the woods, into animals & nature, peaceful.She probably grows her own.
>>10271802I can'tI love both of themCan't we live together?
heres my submission for the day 4 setting eventits a street in ponyville
>>10271640I think you might like thishttp://yooouuutuuube.com/v/?b=1&yt=6UXGEbaP5Ug&width=192&height=120&flux=1&direction=rand
>>10271811W-what makes you say that???
>>10271813Go down by the swamp and take turns shooting frogs with a pellet gun and drinking warm beers
>>10271766butit would be hot and feel-y as hellthough it wouldn't be full sexual
>>10271817>Wishing Pinkie would get hit by a car.The most evil thing ever wished for.
>>10271833What is it, squirt?
>>10271848While wearing wifebeaters and coonskin caps?
>>10271828>>10271824>>10271811You guys, stop.I'd probably yell at her than just calling it cute.
>>10271835You are alive?!Good day.
>>10271848sex, anon.I was talking about sex.
>>10271817*grabs you by the throat* back the fuck off?!?!?!
>>10271855And I hope the car bursts into flames and she burns alive, and the car is too heavy to move so all her friends have to listen to her screams as she burns to death, knowing they can't save her.
>>10270637>weird skinflaps of hair
>>10271864That shocks you?
>>10271835Hey youThat's really cool, love the shadows
>>10271852just do it you wimp
>>10271609>>10271632>She tries to teach the other CMCs how to trill their Rs>still no cutie mark
>>10271855>The most evil thing wished for ever.No Anon, that's wishing for two Pinkies to get hit by cars,
>>10271835god damn man i thought you were super dead. good to see you pass around
>>10271864I want to dropkick this guy
>>10271837You were right, anon. I like it.
>>10271852Go for it.
>>10271839oh gosh~so cute!
>>10271864that had to be trolling and/or attention whoringEven the crazies would know better than to upload that sort of thing to /mlp/ and post pictures and expect anyone to take it seriously.
>>10270966>thought it was red ribbon>was in the middle of saving when i noticed the textwhew that was a close one
>>10271883>i'm disgustinghave fun sucking some dudes dick for the high
>>10271879>Implying the sudden burst of power from my love for Pinkie and the magic of equestria wouldn't allow me to rip the car's roof off.>Implying Pinkie isn't a cartoon character, and nigh-indestructible.There's a reason she's the best waifu: She'd never be in danger.
>>10271888>trying to get a native english speaker to roll their R'sIt's the most hilarious thing ever.
>>10271919I got a bunch of vocaroos saved where I use this voice. Hang on, and lemme dig a couple up.
>>10271780>>/v/187984876take it with a grain or two of salt, but it doesn't look too far out of range for BW.not linking it so they don't suspect an infiltration
>>10271927>you end up burning to death too and you both die scared, confused, and helpless
>>10271864>The based anon comment.Hey asshole, that wasn't even part of the caps conversation. We were talking about something else. Mainly tentacles.
>>10271929Many many can, but those who can't really can't.Many English dialects include rolled Rs, too. Such as Scotch.
>>10271931I think I remember actually.Still, cute voice
>>10271934>Implying they never suspect an infiltration.
Missed the promptthen i missed the thread shitdicks
>>10271924Believe me, I will
>>10271942>I dig my large, masculine fingers into the metal and easily tear the car in half as my bulging muscles rip my shirt to shreds.>Pinkie appears over my shoulder and asks what I did that for?I can do it too, anon.
>>1027196637 minutesI believe
>>10271929>>10271944>tfw born in Germany>tfw couldn't roll r's>tfw still can't
>>10271966WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT?
I didn't really like today's prompt, I'm not very good at backgrounds but it looks okay I guess.I wanna see the Griffon's territory
>>10271757Why? DA2 is shit and Bioware needs to go away.
>>10271945O-oh....Well, here's a couple anyway...http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rNpHVArYqHhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s10NzGlF4ClRhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s0hEK4Dk9yqZ
Would you a cute clown pone?
>>10271975>He can't roll his r's
I was gonna' do the prompt but then I ran my idea by a guy and he said it sucked so I scrapped it.Take a blanket pon instead
Posting my thing for today. Front door of Tartarus...Egh...
>>10272012Cute little ears~
>>10272008I would cuddle and love Pinkie in her adorable outfit.
>>10271983yiff in hell griffonfag
>People can't roll their r's
>>10272012>he said it sucked so I scrapped it.you should draw it anyways to spite himfuck the system
>>10272017I like the referenceNot much to say about the picture, I guessIts pretty simple
>>10271929>tfw born and raised in the midwest>tfw taught myself to do itFuck your averages, man.
i'm afraid to link it..
>>10272034The gift shop!Wanna but something before you go?
>>10272044DO ITWHAT'S THE WORST THAT COULD HAPPEN
>>10272044do it faggot!
>>10272017Cool interesting shit like Tartarus will never be dealt with on the show. We'll have to wait for the comics.I hate the current show so much. So much potential squandered.
>>10272047You know the best way to fight tartarus?TOOTHPASTUS!"
>>10272029>"Wow, he really walloped him that time! OI! GO FOR HIS EYES!">"Lad, this is no time to spectate!"
>>10272012you couldve done it if you beliebedI will accept that pone as apology for now
>>10272037u wanna fight abowt it?
>>10272044DO IT or dont, i dont give a fuck
>>10271983>you will never find the long-forgotten eyrie of the Old King-On-The-Mountain with your griffon waifu>you will never be pursued by griffon draugr>you will never be saved from certain death by the grateful King-On-The-Mountain whpm you accidentally revived>he will never send you away with one piece of treasure each from his horde
>>10272028I'm Offensive, and I find your comment a griffonfag
No more ponies.
>>10272072Is that file accurate? Is she really up for a snuggle?
>>10272079YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE IS OFFENSIVEGREATSWORDS
>>10272033Something horrible indeed it's...>>10272048The gift shop.
>>10272097OH OKAY NOW WERE GONNA FUCKIN FIGHT
>>10272092I can't tell if that's supposed to be a penis or a weird hand
>>10272092>2 framesreally?come on, you could do better then that
>>10272092>that incredibly shallow penetrationthat wasn't nearly as hot as I was expecting
>>10272004Liked how you tried to emulate his nasally sounding voice so you get points for that.
>>10272094as much as these two are
>>10272092music made me laugh out loudalso, am I right to assume that she has no genitals and the dick is just poking into her soft flesh because that is my fetish
>>10272092Why do you guys ALWAYS use fuckloud music? I knew I was about to be assaulted by obnoxious techno music, so I turned my speakers down almost as low as possible.And it was STILL too loud.
>>10272118>TwidashMan, I thought you were cool.
>>10272118Oh, so not at all? That's sad.
>>10272097Nothin' great about em.Archery>Big n Heavy Point n' Pokey
>>10272126i draw the request anon, I don't make the rules
>>102720924/10 animation7/10 idea-3/10 execution, I mean two frames? seriously?
>>10272070>Nobody will ever voice the Faun and the Knight.
>>10272138I-I'm not too confident I could do that.Sorry.
>>10272133archery is pussy ass double nigger shit
>>10272138i'm Scottish, but my voice isn't high enough to do Faun.
>>10272168you would know
>>10272133Well yeah, if you want to be a pansy and not engage your enemy in man-to-man(or beast) combat
>>10272157I shall name her 'Short Stacked'.
>>10272146Yeah, and my voice is too deep to pull off a faun.A buck, perhaps. But it would be hard to keep the accent while tanked...What? I have to be in character.
>rolling R's>not rolling J's
>>10272154http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zrtl41oZxOAMan, I cannot wait for 90s Racer to come out. It's the Daytona/SuperGT sequel I've always wanted
>>10272138I sound far too American to do it.Plus my mic sucks and there's really no good place in my home to record anything.
>>10272138>ARPG starring these two
>>10272070>>10272138>Deer finally feature on the show>They are Japanese-cultured.
>>10272173Just punch yourself in the balls really hard.>Hes Scottish.Never mind, forgot about the lack of those...
>>10272185MY JUNGLE LOOOVE
>>10272092nigga is that a fist or a dick. i should not be having the problem trying to tell if its a fist or a dick.
>>10272212>Japanese-culturedThink of all the weird porn we'd get
>>10272214fuck you, English. you're just pissed because Americans don't make movies about you.
>>10272212>we will never do more with Juniper
>>10272227Eh, people would still fawn over it
>>10272227Cloaca out the ass.
>>10272233She's so damn cuteI want to see her interacting with the CMC
>>10272225I thought the thumbnail was a cock
>>10272231>America makes a movie about the English.>England is getting fucked for some reason.>Give the Scotts some bad ass movie.
>>10271983not bad, its nice to see some griffon stuff.i am getting sick of ponies and the ponyfandom
>>10272261-anon on pictures posted in MLPG, 2013
screw it, 2tired for it tonight, but someone give me a request I can write down to draw tomorrow.
>>10272261pacce pls leave
>>10272270FOLLOW THE PROMPT
>>10272270Fluttershy and Dash trying to hug each other but they're slightly too chubby and can't reach
>>10272270Rumblescoot kissing on the cheek
>>10272280was the one for tomorrow posted yet?
>>10272270Fluttershy as a dragon fuxking a 1963 VW 23 Window Deluxe Micro bus full of critters fucking and cheering her on.
>>1027229317 minutes. This one's gonna be fun.
Would you show Marker your contributions, /co/?
>>10272293hell post it in like 15 min
>>10272294Do you want fries with that?
>before finding out about ponies and mlpg>after 3 years of posting about ponies and sitting there waiting for thread to refresh
>>10272275>Some of them are missing parts of their cutie mark cufflinks.>Dash doesn't even have one.It looks like this image is jewing me!
Nightmare Turnip Truck
>>10272302Sure! she's love em.
>>10272257the only movie where the English had it better than the Scots was Doomsday, and even then all the Scots were stone badasses, and only one English chick was at all capable.
>>10272294>>10272294>/ck/ makes Bubble Bass burger.jpg
>>10272273No pacce pls come back to me
>>10272319mothafuckin new content
>>10272301alright, I'll stay up until it's posted. just wanted to head out because sick but why care about personal health when i can spend my life drawing horses?drawing horses is worth it most of the time actually
>>10272327Candybag loved Gilda more than you and Pacce.
>>10272314such is life
>>10272280Hey Nobody, you can add captions to the emulation posts so people can see who emulated who in the same post!Press the bubble speech on each picture to add a caption.
>>10272321I think it's just America twisting the dagger every time.Gotta let them know they lost them colonies.
>>10272336I will fight candybag to the death with my bear hands
>>10272273>>10272327that bitch ass nigga needs to do more carrot top/derpy
>>10272351Smell you later, dork.
>>10272338UhNO.Maybe tomorrow, I'm falling asleep at my computer making sure I get all the prompts.
>>10272316>Filthy Nightmare Rich
>>10272356over the line.
>>10272351Suck my dick, Fluttershy.
>>10272269i will have to agree with that guy, the pony fandom is pretty terrible
>>10272350>implying you can fightWhen you can't even beat him?
>>10272345America, India and China should totally team up and make a movie about how much England sucks.
Am I too late for the prompt?
>>10272314>taking pictures from the frontpage of readdit>not even bothering to change the filenameyou are not a very good poster anon
>>10272391But she doesn't have titties!
>>10272391Those boobies are literally both bigger than her head. I don't even know what letter those are.
>>10272391>tittyfuck>not teatfuckExcuse me, but what the fuck is wrong with you?
Good morning, mlpg. What's for breakfast?
Why does Fluttershy secretly think she's so much better than other ponies?
>>10272377Griffy is smalltimeThe problem lies in daftykins!
>>10272173>>10272194>>10272146>>10272181I always imagine his accent as somewhere between an Irish and a Scottish one, whichever one is funnier at the moment.
>>10272419She's just like us.
>>10272428I meant too American to voice the Knight.
>>10272391tittyfucking is incredibly lame in real life, but i would love to suffocate to death in those filly boobs,
>>10272425>You know you cannot best the Dark Lord™
>>10272436Unless the knight is from Trottingham, or around there, he's got an American accent.
>>10272436Ah.His voice is hard to pin down, too... I can't think of any English actors who have the right weight of voice, who don't sound too old...
>>10272407>>10272410>>10272413Ah guess ahm justa' early bloomer...
>>10272438>fapping to anthro is a chore
>>10272092it's a penisit was really only a fun speed practice, not many frames were intendedsorry for the music
>>10272469that was supposed to be spoilered. whatever
>people are turning their my little pony OCs into EQG humansonasi want to get off the ride
>>10272454B-but what about that anon above meSurely face punchitude is besting?
>>10272467How about human?
>>10272484>He thinks he can get off!
>>10272465>Ah guess ahm justa' gonna have me some back problems fer the rest ah muh life...given that she doesn't find a way to make a living on her back
>>10272484>>people are turning their my little pony OCs into EQG humansonasSurely you jest?
>>10272461I've been reading it with Skyrim VA's in my head. Don't know what the accent it, but I think it fits pretty good.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EtTFDiRLWmQ
>>10272484I don't think that's a new low, is it?It's hard to keep track..
>>10272488I don't believe you quite understand what it means to be an immortal god of agony and sexual frustration. Punching him in the face only makes his erection harder and slightly more agitated.You're giving him power, Roogna. That's not hurting him. You're helping him.
>>10272515>wait!>Ahm for sexual!What's she trying to stop me from doing? Cuddle her nonsexually?
>>10272489Those fucking hips
>>10272530what kind of reaction is that?
>>10272532No, she's trying to keep Anon from reading her fanfiction.
>>10272536a chinless one.Seriously where is that kid's chin?
I bet I could beat Pinkie Pie in a hugging competition
I don't like trixie, but when I do, I like ultra slut mode trixie
>>10272500she never did quite figure out how to moan. always sounded just a little bit off. but that never seemed to matter to her johns, once they got a look at her eyes. melt the heart of Old Man Winter himself, those bad boys could. they usually got well over what she asked.but, is she a hooker, or an escort? if the former, who's her pimp? if the latter, is Rarity her madame?
>>10272535I do like hips
>trying to save Skype ERP chat logs for the futureYou'd think there'd be an easier way to do this.
>>10272508I dunno, that sounds a bit too gravelly to me.
>>10272544looks like he has 2 or 3 chins to me
>>10272547>she hugs everyone in Equestria>except for you
>>10272547no, she's the world champion
FUCKI BEEFED IT
not too bad for 1.5 hours, just made it.i'll probably refine this down tommorow
>>10272557>chat logsJust...print screen?
>>10272565Yeah, but likeHis jaw.Why has he no jaw?
>>10272565Maybe, but they aren't on his face
>>10272553>Rarity as the Madame>not her friendly coworkerCherry Jubilee is clearly the madame, man
>>10272569>posting LMJ>SAVING LMJ to your computerWhat the fuck are you doing
>>10272569I want to die and take everyone I hate with me
>>10272571But if she hugged me I'd win
>>10272378What, no Aussies?If, they know what movies are.
>>10272574We're talking about months of this stuff.
>>10272569>trying to make something sexually enticing>choosing an LMJ pic
>>10272585Sure, they could film in Australia.
>>10272585The Matrix was made in Australia.
OK MLPG You can go to Equestria.But to do so you must perform a great heroic task: you must completely clean the canterlot royal barrack stables in just one night. Are you up to the challenge
>>10272608Is there a river nearby?
>>10272608LEZ DO THIS SHIT
>>10272592>goes for sexually enticing>posts anthro>not Babs WolfNigga wasn't even trying to stir my giggle stick
>>10272613Yes, but remember this is also on top of a mountain
>>10272590I stand by what I said, cease your bitching
>>10272622>>10272625What a bad bad seed.
>>10272623Well shit rolls downhill...
>>10272608Call me Hercules, because those stables are going to be clean as a whistle once I redirect a river to wash everything out.
>>10272608>You can go to Equestria.>clean the canterlot royal barrack stablesI'm already there, then.Mission accomplished.
>>10272623So long as the river flows at a point higher than the stables, this is doable.
>>10272600Like I said.>Movies.
>>10272345Yup.Every morning I go to the beach and face my rear end facing east across the Atlantic shouting "Her England! Look at my butt! Whooooo whooooo whooooo!"
>>10272580that's better, actually.>Rarity's the one who brought her into the business when she kept complaining about being broke all the time>she always calls her after each job, just to make sure she's okay>if she even thinks a client roughed her up, she's like the fire of Hell itself>"i've known you as long as i've known Sweetie. you're practically my sister, Applebloom. and besides, us working girls gotta stick together."
>>10272608I can handle it
>>10272630Oh yeah yeah yeah~Yeah Yeah yeah~
>>10272638>And because he is an American, they can see his ass from way the balls over there.
>>10272582Did you open it anon? Now it's saved on your recent access drive.
>>10272573so much greenso little loyro
BABS SEED SEES YOUR PENISSHE SAYS WOWZAWHAT DO YOU DO NEXT
>>10272608Can I be a mare when I do it?
>>10272608>Shining Armor barks orders at you>"I want this floor so clean that I can eat off it. Because I intend to!">twenty minutes later>"Oh hey, pudding!"
>>10272563Wait, now I remember what sorta voice I gave him. It was like some weird mix of Patrick Stewart and Sean Connery.
>>10272637So was the movie Australia.
>>10272600in Australia, yeah, but by Americans.
>>10272644Well, I'll find a fucking way then, asshole.
>>10272652You trying to call me fat, Marker pony?
>>10272639No that's about copying your chat history from one version of Skype to another in case you need to update your OS or something.I'm talking about saving logs for viewing as a text file.
>>10272674Exactly. Americans.Like Hugo Weaving.
>>10272563>>10272670I almost wanna say he'd be a cross between Sean Bean and Robert Downey Jr.'s Sherlock Holmes, with a bit of Hugh Laurie and Liam Neeson thrown in....It's hard to describe.
ponies in my headponies in my bed
>>10272632>A beardy human is tasked with cleaning the stables.>Ten minutes later the entire city is flooded by a torrent of water after he managed to connect a tunnel network with a great lake.>Thinking ahead he has a method to stop the flow.>Canterlot is then flooded in magma.>The beardy human watches from the top of a burning tower.>The stable never looked cleaner in his mind.>If you squint you can almost see the foundation.>Mission accomplished.
>>10272640>Rarity shows Applebloom how to fancy up>Applebloom wears her mane like a Canterlot pony>Her and Rarity are constantly whispering little tips and secrets back and forth to one another>Applebloom shows her a few tricks she picked up from the clubhouse on how to please mares>Sometimes, they team up for certain clients to get double paySlut friends for life
>>10272664>Cleaning the stables>As a mare>While dressed as a french maid>One of the guards are still in the stable
>>10272690It's basically a distillation of every "Knight" character from pretty much every movie we've ever watched poured into one pony.
Well here we go, finally.Something something 24 hours blah blah have fun
>>10272696>ponies in my head>ponies in my bed >tulpa general
>>10272715I'M GOOD AT THIS
>>10272715SON OF A BITCH
>>10272573here's the underpaint for that if anyone cares
>>10272698Hey, their fault for not making any rules for this Labor.No one ever said Canterlot needed to be intact.
>>10272608Ok, offer is off the table.Now you have to do that PLUS six additional heroic tasks. You must also>Listen to Pinkie Pie talk uninterrupted for ten whole minutes>Re shelf and organize every single book Twilight owns>Spin a mile of thread for Rarity, by hand>Travel by air with Dash through a hurricane >Make peace between the sheep and the lions with Fluttershy>Peel and core ever single apple in Sweet Apple Acres before they brown
>>10272724>>10272730>>10272731Too many apples.
>>10272730>>10272731>Apple>AppleDanThis made me giggle.
>>10272569Fixed that for you.
>>10272714what would she even be the princess ofcaptcha: you oungelys
>>10272689>implying it wasn't directed by Americans>implying the music wasn't done by an American>implying it wasn't produced by Americans>implying it isn't owned by an American company>implying three of the five stars of the movie aren't American, one other being Canadian
whys everyone always want to have sex in the ass, i want good old fashion pony vaginas.
>>10272569Why is LMJ so shitawful at everything?
>>10272749eeuuuughthat's almost as bad as lmj
>>10272749>Those shit tits.I would rather deal with the bad artist one.
>>1027276750 stars/clapping ovation
>>10272769i like to start blurry and refine down, keeps the colors fluid
>>10272763Which is why everyone views Starswirl as Merlin.Is it cliche?Yeah, but fuck if it fits.
>>10272776Because he is the epitome of "it's my style"-fags
>>10272763Which means his voice is whatever's in your head. Impossible to record, but we don't really need voicework done for them.Yet.
>>10272741>Peel and core ever single apple in Sweet Apple Acres before they brownThis one seems rather unreasonable.Your other Labors implied we had assistance in our tasks. Why not this one?
>>10272792I see Starswirl more as Marx.
>>10272783HEY NOPONEhow many followers does the tumblr have?
>>10272761You should know this anon.
>>10272689have a better Hugo
>>10272708>satisfy the stallion>tell him to grab some friends to help you clean up the stable before you're banished>satisfy his friends
NOBODY, THAT WASN'T A SUBMITION. WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME. WHY DO YOU HATE ME
>>10272801Groucho or Karl?
>>10272802mlpgdraws has 72
>>10272741>Travel by air with Dash through a hurricane Easy peezy, lemon squeezy while shootin the breezy with freezey teasy pony
>>10272761love.not Cadence's puppy-love bullshit, but eros love.
>>10272749this is acceptable
>>10272811HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN TO ME?I MADE MY MISTAKES,GOT NOWHERE TO RUN
>>10272801>Not the eclectic wizard that has one idea one moment, a project the next and a vacation he is planning all at the same moment.>All the while, mid ramble about something else he is placing his entire tower in a suitcase.
>>10272774Yes. I want to stick a dick into colorful marshmallow pony vaginas.
>>10272811WGATFUCKIM TIORED AND YOU POSTED
>>10272778>>10272780LMJ please.>>10272776>>10272794This is what happens when you learn to draw by tracing - working by outline, without bothering to figure out how the structures underneath work.Also doing that dA thing where they put a blur on the linework to make it look softer.Also being unable/unwilling to listen to critique and generally being a big fat baby about it.
>>10272842>Two anons have the same opinion.>They must be samefagging, and breaking the laws of posting.
>>10272831no, there's more to it than that, but thanks to Freud nobody bothers to think beyond "eros = sex = lust", so sure.
PONY JUST MADE YOU A SANDWICHIT'S GOT MUSTARD ON ITLOOOOTS OF MUSTARD
>>10272850Why is "Twi says" not center-alignedWhyyy
>>10272741How about>steal Celestia's girdle
>>10272873How much is lots? Too much?
>>10272839>traveling with him somewhere>he suddenly stops>"What is it?">"Oh, there was a HILL here last I passed through, I had to move it, though... somewhere over... Ah! There it is!">He points far into the distance, pulling a coin-shaped object out of a pocket that unfolds into a five-foot telescope.>"...oh, bother! Someone's gone and put a village on that hill before I had the chance to put it back!"
>>10272840I want to marry Fluttershy.
>>10272842Still can't get over that Panel thing, Just ugh
>>10272877Because your face
>>10272894Fluttershy says "yes"
>>10272873It's 2 in the morning, what the fuck do you want, pony?
>>10272839>>10272893This is my favorite fantasy tropeI hope they eventually do something with Starswirl in the show
>>10272872>tfw you went over this shit in Philosophy work>can't remember shit beyond it being more than just physical loveI need to find my books...
>>10272885Why would Celstia have a girdle?Couldn't I just ask to borrow it or something?
>>10272894Honestly I'd marry the first pony that would do this
>>10272861>my generic "I hate this artist" opinion is valid!>fuck if I can think of a reason beyond "ew breasts", but it's my opinion and therefore untouchable!Suck it up and ignore it if you hate it so much.
>>10272923i want to eat luna's grilled cheese
>>10272893Huh, Merlin in the Pony universe would be considered downright Discordian now that I think about it.So would Starswirl... Only, not so much chaotic chaos, more "It seemed like a good idea at the time, I think."
>>10272921Yes.Though you'll no doubt be subjected to some of her mischievousness and trickery
>>10272911>>10272873>"friends" with Derpy>She's nice, but something is always off with her>She makes you a mustard sandwhich just for you....but wakes you at two am for it>She even washes you car for you.....while you're driving
>>10272931>"MUH ARTIST!">"I MUST DEFEND HIS HONRU!"He just posts that shit because a) The same fetish fucks like you lap it up. And b) he knows he is getting attention from the hostility.
>>10272964Suck it up.
>>10272935>>10272959Who makes the best gwild cheese?Luna or Elmer Fudd?
>>10272964Or it could ACTUALLY be LMJ, considering that he dropped a couple hints in the past that he browses MLPG.
>>10272964The assumption that he does that purposely are baseless.
>>10272959>All that butter and cheese.Paula Deen, I know you are behind this satanic thing!
>>10272901I want to nuzzle my face in between those thighs while she tells me that 'this human custom seems quite peculiar, but we want to make sure you feel as welcome as possible to your new home here in Equestria'.
>>10272970Elmer's only appeals so much to him.Luna's appeals to everyone.
>>10272978girls wearing the shirts of guys they just had sex with and nothing else is one of my fetishes.
>>10272977>considering that he dropped a couple hints in the past that he browses MLPG.Gonna need a source on that anon. I highly doubt he would even step in here considering how much people have a distaste for him
>>10272995Ponys wearing my human clothes that doesn't fit and is way too big on them is the cutest
>>10272995That's a very common one. It's one of mine too.
>>10273003A lot of people here despise people from the /b/ threads but it's not like i give a shit since i'm anonymous anyway.
>>10272964GR can defend his own honor. I'm just tired of you pissing and moaning every time someone posts something of his.You want to see better art? Learn to draw.
>>10272913I would love it if for some reason he is still alive despite his obvious existence for a very long time.When asked about this by Twilight, because, by all the books she has read on him in the past tense, he should be very dead.>"Oh...I guess I simply lost track of time!">"Oh I love making that joke, although this is the first time I have got to tell it to a pony other then myself!
I really, really hate people.
Why doesn't anyone love me?
>>10273038me toowanna be friends?
Pinkie Pie would never hurt me, right?
>>10272955>Derpy hoofs you over the sandwich>Usually sits by the bed and watches for your reaction>She does this if you decide to politely take a nibble of the sopping slices of mustard laden bread>She turns off the light for you once you've finished>You wake up at 3AM when she hiccups next to your ear>She scrambles out of the house once she realizes that you know she's been sleeping in your bed with you
>>10273040Lot's of people love you luna
>>10273040Because the new comic got leaked and everyone jizzed themselves over NMM 2.0
>>10272749Goddamn it, now I have to find that greentext Anon11 wrote again...
>>10273051>Derpy hoofs you over the sandwichSounds sexy
>>10272978GG you faglord, if you're here, I request more of this
>>10273051If that ever happened to me I would roll over and put my arms around her
>>10273027>Starswirl is part Gandalf, part Merlin, and part Professor Farnsworth.I'm okay with this.
>>10273059I cannot look at those minions she has and not think of an evil version of Harry and Lloyd.
>>10273086>As she scrambles to leave, tied up in your sheets, you reach over and lay an arm overtop her>She immediately stops fidgeting and practically goes limp>Several minutes later, she starts gently snoring again>Wake up in the morning>Your hand is stuck in her mouth while she gently suckles your fingers
>>10273108I have newfound hate for spanish people
>>10273135Don't even fucking get me started
>>10273072Got you covered.
>biporarity updatedhappy day
>>10273161>biporarityI am disgusted, yet intrigued...Link?
You get to go to Equestria....but you have to be best friends with this little faggot.Do you go?
>>10273161>m-me too <3heh
>>10273209ehh, she's not that badsure
>>10273180Thank you, passive aggressive Anon!http://derpy.me/2S2inHave a pone.
>>10273209I'm still waiting for the catch.
>>10273214>You will never tickle a fart out of your perfect lady.
>>10273209All the time? What does being Sweetie's friend entail?
>>10273209Oh, I'll be her friend all right...
>>10273234Remember when MS did cute shit?
>>10273224>he called me a faggotthank you, friend
>>10273209Of course Sweetie is my Fav CMC
>>10273240>>10273234>>10273217Well, you have to do lots of gay stuff with her like color pictures, go on adventures, sing together, and shop for saddles in public places. Ponies will know that you're friends with this lezzieYou sure you want this?
>>10273254You need to fuck off into the piss~And your art is shit~!
>>10273267Alright then, as long as I get to poon Apple Bloom behind the clubhouse>>102732719/10 somehow got an erection
>>10273267>Hub logo is watermark tier in the way.
>>10273271>he doesn't like meoh gosh~
>>10273102though dead, he lives on (literally) through his books. some of his tremendous power was transferred through ink to paper, and now he is a sort of literary ghost, not quite living and not quite dead, though certainly very lucid, and quite friendly, though he does from time to time wish he could experience life with a body again."good news, Twilight. i've created a spell that gets rid of all evil in the world! all you need is a large tub, a gallon of spoiled milk, a full moon, a--">"Mister Starswirl, that sounds an awful lot like a possession ritual.""oh, it does? well, that's because i invented that to. ha ha. damn it all, give me your body!"
>>10273267Well... I wonder what Rarity would say about this strange adult creature paling around with her little sister.Other than that, I see no downside.
>>10273267This is too good to be true.
>>10273276>>10273282>>10273294>>10273296What? Seriously? Wouldn't you guys rather hang out with cooler, more popular ponies like m-these two? They're so much prettier and less clam-divy than that pony.You sure you want to be friends with Sweetie Belle? Of all ponies?
>>10273294>implying I'm not going to pick Rarity up by her horn, scream in her face and say "I'm gonna have fun with your sister, we are going to sing,dance,play and have adventures and there's nothing you're gonna do about it, pony."
>>10273327It's not like they're mutually exclusive, right?
>>10273327DT, this denial's not helping you. We know what you two get up to.
>>10273327No, you guys are jerk buckets and are not my niggas. What kind of stuff would we do together anyway, maybe you can convince me.
>>10273296She's terribly sick. She won't show any symptoms, but in 4 weeks time, she'll be dead. The others already know, and want you to play with her the whole time because she likes you so much, and looks up to you. The hardest part is listening to her tell stories of what she's going to do and who she's going to be "when she's older"
>>10273327I would hang with those two and sweetie belle if i could
>>10273327I could be their friend too! We can all be friends!
>>10273339rip stoned trixie
>>10273294>Rarity sees Anon in her botique.>More importantly, barges in on you 'helping' braid her hair.>Because she can't do it, and you have fingers.>But you are horrible at it.>She looks at you, the strange creature in her little sisters room, then at her sweet Sweetie, who is looking at Rarity like she just interrupted something fun.>Then at the mangled braids.>Then back at the manged braids.>("Does she usually stare like that?")>'She will stop in three...two-'>Rarity starts screaming bloody murder.>'One...'
>>10273354Well fuck you then i'm picking DT and SS
>>10273365Why Ghost decided to kill that is beyond me...Just, fucking WHY?!
>>10273354pls don't make me sad.
>>10273294>implying the plan isn't to become friends with Sweetie and then get Rarity to fall in love with mei've seen this movie. i know how this shit works.
>>10273327>"Her head's shapit like a goose's egg and she's got a look on her could curdle new milk!">"...and I don't know what that thing on her head is, but I don't like it."
>>10273365She will live forever in my heart.
>>10273366>implying I don't have experience braiding hair due to having a little sister myself
>>10273366>not knowing how to braid perfectlyThat's like not knowing how to rub sunscreen on a girl's back. Come on man, vital stuff here.
>>10273374Probs got bored.
>>10273389>YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK
>>10273400>tfw no gf>ever
>>10273343>>10273356>>10273357>implying those ponies would ever hang out with a lesbian as openly gay as Sweetie BelleThose two have high standards. They'd never stoop to hanging out with that snizz wizard.>>10273345And who's this "DT" you speak of? What are you trying to say anyways? Are you gay or something?>>10273353You know, like cool things. Hang out at the mall, pick on some blank flanks, sleepovers at the pink one's mansion, pillow fights, spin the bottle but only if there are boys around, of course. Don't they sound so much better to be friends with?By the way, that's not us in the picture.
>>10273410My ex didn't have the right kind of hair for braiding.
>>10273400>Wanting anything to do with a female's back
>>10273400>>10273397Shh, just making a character, assholes...I grew up getting free haircuts in a beauty college, I am shocked that I am not gay.Probably because when they made one of the guys do my hair I could see grandma in the corner of the mirror glaring at the guy. Shit was hilarious.
>>10273413Sweetie Belle and I and DT and SS and I can hang out separately.
>>10273413If they are that stuck up and/or homophobic, i choose Sweetie Belle.
>>10273376>"Hey Anon! Will you take me on a roller coaster?">You're too young, Sweetie. You have to be 14.>"That's okay. We can go when I'm older though, right?">...S-sure. Of course.
>>10273413Actually, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon seem to spend way too much time with each other in order to be just friends.between you and me, I think they might be the lesbians
>>10273413>Hang out at the mall, pick on some blank flanks, sleepovers at the pink one's mansion, pillow fights, spin the bottleI'll never be high enough, ever.
>>10273451>"HAY MISTER BIRD"
>>10273437>Start sawing the post on the "Must be this high to ride" post at night.>The other parents of the future injured foals and fillies will understand.
>>10273354Fuck you, no. This is the magical land of Equestria. Somewhere on this godforsaken planet there is some magical macguffin that can sure her.I just need to find it. 4 weeks is plenty of time.
>>10273433HOLY FUCKING SHIT, SWEETIE BELLE, GET OFF MY SHITYOU'RE NOT GETTING AN ICE CREAM FOR MONTHS, MOTHERFUCKERI WILL MOVE YOU DRAWING ON THE FRIDGE TO THE FUCKING STREET
>>10273413Well, there happen to be a couple of pictures of those two floating around.Looks to me like they have lots of fun just the two of them - without any boys at all!
>>10273382>>"...and I don't know what that thing on her head is, but I don't like it."Pfft
>>10273439What? How did you even come up with that? That doesn't even make any sense. They're clearly just great friends. What makes you say they do lesbian stuff? Where did that even come from?Fine, looks like most of you losers don't have any taste. You'd probably all join up with those pearl polishers and do sick stuff in that weird little taco stuffer clubhouse of theirs. Later, dorks.>>10273476Lies!
>>10273461But the Sickness responds to magic. It feeds off of it. Any attempts made have only made it worse. The main reason they chose you to stay with her in her ending days is that, being foreign to Equestria and lacking any inherent magic, you're the only one who won't make her condition worse. You can't stop it, but you slowd it.
>>10273493So has your Dad ever walked in on you two "doing friend stuff" together?
>>10273478>"I'M DEAD!">"THAT'S TOTALLY WHAT SHE WOULD TELL YOU TOO, ISN'T IT YOU DRUNK ASSHOLE?!">"AW MAN DID THAT FEEL GOO!">"Get it? Because you 'FEEL IT'?>"I waste my humor sometimes...(Idiot's probably passed out again.)
>>10273493You don't make a very convincing point. I bet you two are making out at this very moment.
>>10273505>Walking in.>Implying he doesn't have cameras in the house.
>>10273502So our choice is to leave and let her waste away, or stay and watch her die slowly?Fuck that. I'm making my own option.We're saving this kid.She's going to grow up to be beautiful and have a husband and kids and grandkids and great grand kids and she's going to die an old mare, countless years from now, peacefully.If it's the last thing we ever do, that's the way it'll be.
Dammit guys I gotta go to bedSee ya in the afternoon
>>10273493WELL LOOKAT WHAT I FOUND HERE
>>10273502I must do research. More accurately, I must ask Twilight to research for me while I play with Sweeite in hopes that she will figure something out in time.
>>10273544Good night you idiotic Yank
>>10273540MAH NIGGA!No force in the multiverse will stop me from finding some nonmagical means to cure her.
>>10273540PUNCH THAT ILLNESS OUT WITH YOUR NULL FISTS!
>>10273505>>10273527Those two ponies do friend stuff all the time... unless you're talking about lesbian stuff. They don't that sick, disgusting, vulgar, nas>>10273545How do I delete posts? Please, someone delete this. Please.
>>10273540>>10273554>>10273558The answer is simple, then. She has to leave Equestria and live with us in our world.