Where boops happen.Old horse: >>10237850
YOUR FAVORITE PONY IS A SLUT
>>10241956My favorite pony isn't Rarity.
FLOOTERSHAI IS BES AN CUTES PONI
>>10241956I'm not sure what will happen in this gif but the filename looks appropriate
hee hee heeboop
>>10241980No Dash you are not my pony waifu
>>10241979WHELE SHES A CUTI PONE SHE ISHNT THE COOTST PONI
>>10241991He definitely got fucked.He got fucked hard.
>>10241980Who's a silly pony?
>>10242026I am your pony waifu?
So how do I into skype? Might as well get into this whole fanfiction shit
>>10242055purple pone very bad
>>10242055That is the most adorable pony ever.Look at the way she moves her head.
I think Cadence is my favorite princess now. I would kiss her, but I feel like I shouldn't have these feelings because she's a married mare.
which pone looks sexiest with her lips wrapped around her skinflute, bobbing her head and dragging her tongue down your length , occasionally taking time to lap up the pre oozing out of your sensitive tip
>>10242055>>10241979GAIS GU HUUM YEEERS DUUURNNNK.
ONE MORE TIMEWHO WANTS IN ON THE >FANFICTION SKYPE CHAT?
>>10242100son of a bitch she doesn't deserve wings
>>10242055>>10242100IS THAT A CAT?
>>10242071Flootershai is my pony waifu.
>>10242100"I've got my wings, and I've got my horn!I've got my wings, and I've got my horn!"
>>10242101THEN TELL ME HOW DO I INTO SKYPE IN THE FIRST PLACE
Do you think ponies have buffets
Honeslty you should never wish to go to equseastia and learn the pony waysIt would be your biggest missed steak!
>>10242119WHAT IF PONE WAS CAT
>>10242093I don't know, you tell me
>>10242145big miss steak
>>10242101nothing will come of it...
>>10242090my negroShe's prettiest of all the princesses, and her cutie mark is a heart. You know she gives Shiny the experience of a lifetime every night, being the princess of love and all.
>>10242147I DON'T HAVE ONEHOW DO I GET ONE
>>10242148THEN PONE WOULD BE DOG
>>10242150>SHADING WITH BLACK>IN ONLY ONE PLACE>IN FLASH
>>10242148That'd be fine, too.
>>10242150uh, not that one. sorry but that looks like crap
>>10242178THAT MAKES NO SENSE
>>10242166GoodMLPG doesn't need this shit. Fanfiction is worse than meta crap
>>10242186that cat looks like Applejack
>>10242195IT MAKES PERFECT SENSE
>>10242166where do you dump your art?
>>10242150Look at her go to work, those eyes are just begging you to give her all your salty cream right in her mouth
>>10242202I'll never understand why writing is looked down on when art is basically the same thing.
>>10242169>She's prettiest of all the princesses
>>10242114why is that anon?
>>10242230is mlpg epic meme
Reading is sexy.
>>10242232i'd give her the d
> At that point I began to angrily shit myself.> "THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?"> Twilight looked at me in disgust and alarm.> "Anon... are you shitting yourself?"> "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MONKEY?!"> "Well, isn't that what you are? I mean, technically...?"> Reaching into the depths of my butthole, I produced a steaming wad of shit and threw it at her, screaming violently.
>>10242232Luna's right. This princess is prettier than Cadance.
>>10242230everyone likes artsome people don't like readingand generally writing is easier than drawing
>>10242230Because reading is for nerds.
>>10242169>She's prettiest of all the princessesgay
>>10242230I bet you think writers are artists too.
>>10242150Princesses look best when they're hard at work
>>10242244gosh that's a cute picturesomething about that little smile suggests she is totally hyped to go in there and get her read on
>>10242202>MLPG doesn't need this shit. Fanfiction is worse than meta crap>people believe this>people who believe this can dress themselves in the morning
>>10242281Writers are artists. We paint with our words.
>>10242230Art can get you placesWriting fanfiction doesnt
>>10242244because she's a very bad ponyand extremely purple
>>10242301so when is bronycon's version of this coming out?
>>10242176use google you fuckwit
>>10242310No one believes thisAnyone who says this is just trying to rile people upIt's obviousShut up DanGet to writing
>>10242264I wish I could dance like those suave motherfuckers. Goddamn those are some sweet moves.
>>10242282They sure do.http://i.imgur.com/Agm70Tx.jpg
reminder that this thread is a denial circlejerk general.
>>10242314Draw a picture of Twilight out of nothing but words.
>>10241959>>10242005>>10242041>>10242189Sandwiches it is!Final decision on what to make for your date with Sweetie is fruit salad and sandwiches! There's no way you could possibly mess it up!...Right?We'll find out next time.
>>10242338Ooo, I LOVE FLUTTERSHY
>>10242276Not really.Anyone can draw and anyone can write. It takes skill not to produce shit in both mediums. I mean I'm not that great of an artist or anything, but tell me to write something and it'd be the worst slop you could possibly ever see from another human.>>10242319Fanart gets you about as far as fanfiction does. No legitimate company will look at you if you're drawing ponies and batman, just like if you're writing ponies and batman.
>>10242320now you made pone sad
>>10242282To be honest I prefer Jalm's animation over Jailbait's
>>10242359>circlejerkunf>>10242354>writingp-pls, not again....
>>10242359Circlejerk denial is my fetish. Generally speaking.
>>10242314Tycho pls go
>>10242392but that's exactly how people have been hired in the past
>>10242338You mean like a fake ad/dub of that cute OC? That'd be pretty cool. Is there any porn of that OC, perchance?
>>10242356oh fuck Twilight I'm gonna cum, open your mouth
>>10242392you keep telling yourself that
>>10242314so you don't wanna join?
What if we told you why you were gone...We swapped your horse with the opposite gender version of itself?
>>10242374>tfw we're bringing spaghetti regardless of whether or not we wanted to
>>10242230It takes imagination to fully appreciate writingOn the other hand, anyone can be wow'd by a pretty picture because visuals are more instantly gratifying than textThis is why Harry Potter, The Hunger Games and A Song of Ice and Fire didn't explode with popularity until they were adapted into visual media, because visual media is easier to please the masses with
>>10242423Maybe if you're applying as an artist for like, DC or something. But even then, they'd take writing material of the same nature if you're applying as a writer.
>>10242403Jalms has a much nicer animation for the hair and ears.Apart from that I like Jailbaits more, especially the saliva is done incredibly well
FALL OPTIMUS PRIME!FALL!
>>10242282What a degrading thing to say, anon. Are you saying that Celestia looks her cutest when she's got a dick in her mouth?
>>10242449I'd still fuck it
>>10242467Cutest? No. Best? Yes.
gettin real tired of my shit.
>>10242490I think he has a point actually, I wish he posted a prettier horse, though.
>>10242374what do you mean next time? you're going to cap it,right? pls
>>10242438Sure, add me in.
>>10242458>tfw we no longer animation
>>10242284>You will never read with Twilight
>>10242457Not really. There have been sonic fan artists that have done art for the Archie Sonic comic, including main stories, back ups and off panels (short little gag comics). drawings are much easier to appreciate and gauge talent and ability compared to writing
>>10242456>This is why Harry Potter, The Hunger Games and A Song of Ice and Fire didn't explode with popularity until they were adapted into visual media, because visual media is easier to please the masses withThis is VERY true. However, if you want to take that route, people are more wowed by song than a picture. Think about it. You look at a picture once and the effect is done. You've seen it. If you listen to a song, you could wake up singing that song in your head.Good writing makes you think about and discuss things, just like good art or good music does. That's its purpose.Then again this is getting a little grandiose for tales about ponies. I like pony fanfiction because I like reading about my favorite characters and stuff.
>>10242530Who's that from?
>>10242557>sonic artists>doing work for a sonic comicThat just proves my point.
>>10242583oh gosh tex...you should draw like this more often!
Gettin' real tired of everything except poneGonna need some pone here boss
>>10242561Uh what, plenty of people look at pictures more than once.
>meta shit>about fanfictionWhat did I fucking tell you was going to happen. Fanfiction is shit and you'll get laughed at for even mentioning the damn word,
>>10242530The only type of piercings I like are tongue studs. Anywhere else and they look disgusting. But vaginas always look disgusting.
>Sitting with Pinkie, having a good time>She keeps picking her nose with her big hoof >"Pinkie, could you stop? Thats so gross.">"Sure thing, Anon!">You relax>Pinkie looks back and forth>wipes her hoof on your back
>>10242541Hold your horses, I will be animation shortly.
>>10242374>>10242522oh, right. by next time I meant around 9EST tomorrow.should have clarified.and yes, I'll cap it.
>>10242611Shut up, Hops
>>10242604Well yeah, but that picture doesn't often stick with you as well as a song does.
Is this too small for a button like this? Would it work better on a bigger button?
>>10242607I already told you, I didnt get fun of when I told othersjust because it happend to you, doesnt mean it would happen to everyone else
>>10242629Yeah, Tex asked and Rose drew it....I'm not sure where you're going with this?
>>10242642I thought the only peircings he liked were dick piercings.
>>10242607try in the morning threads anon.
>>10242541Some Contributors still are
>acting like she's not enjoying it
>>10242583is that applejacksaying in an applein an apple shaped question mark?
>>10242613I'd only be okay with it if she was picking my nose too.
>>10242649It's honestly not a really appealing button design in the first place.
>>10242650The fuck are you talking about?
>>10242642Shit nigga, I'm gay, but not Hops gay. No one is that gay.
>>10242643QUICK REI WHICH DO YOU REMEMBER BETTER MONA LISA OR MONA LISA
>>10242530That's a pretty cool vagina. Would poke.
>>10242659Aww damn. I didn't noticed it cut my text.I'm amazed that Rose can draw something like this on fly in barely few minutes. If she would produce JJ amounts of content like this... Raining dosh.
>>10242649I feel like her head should be more centered height-wise
>>10242669>dat subtle ear movementDang.Who drew that?
>>10242134I find this strangely sensual.
>>10242490If I was wrong print media would still be more popular and widely-consumed than television and movies. I mean it's not a bad thing. Things like televison and movies take a lot more collective effort than books. Sometimes pictures and movies can convey a message better than books too. >>10242517Thanks>implying Fluttershy isn't the prettiest pony
>>10242722A CHALLENGER APPEARS
http://the-eeveelutions.tumblr.com/post/49313815143/anybody-interested-in-buying-all-my-ponies-now>buying this much merchandise just to end up selling itI could understand if it was after more years, but the show is not even 3 years old
>>10242746You should see the original, then.
>>10242722I still think Hops is 10x gayer than you.Maybe you guys should have a fag off or something.
>>10242722Fuck off attention whore
>>10242752Video games are the best new media, anyway.
>>10242775the hell is a fag off
>>10242775Pssh, compare the amount of vaginas the two of them have drawn.
this fanfiction hype is going to diethe same way animation already ahs
>>10242791A bunch of homos compete to see who's the bigger fag.
>>10242729>>10242747It isn't THAT great, but I still think he has a knack for animation.
>>10242791who can shove the most pineapples in their ass
>>10242812Is that guy wearing a monocle?
>>10242816I think Hops has drawn more.
>you will never see a beautiful fashion horse turn into a sex-hungry animal in the bedroom
>>10242812These guys would look pretty normal if it wasn't for those three spergs and that chick in the front.
>>10242791well ussaly one fag come off another fag!
>>10242868I know, don't remind me.She can never wait as long as the bedroom.
>>10242857Can we just call him by his actual Dovne name
>>10242812>that one attractive guy in the middleIf I ever get my shit together and dress in anything close to fashionable, I might start going there so I can look better than everyone else
>>10242876who let scrubbles drink again
>>10242884Both work. He hasn't dropped hops, really.
>>10242889fook u 2 m8
>>10242887Trust me, it makes you feel great about yourself. That feeling that if people found the picture, they'd point you out and say "Well at least there's SOMEONE not hideous"
How about we animate scenes from fanfiction?
>>10242887I want to go to a brony meetup to make friends or at least laugh at some other people there, but I'm black so I'd stick out like a sore thumb.
>>10242926>wake up>see this>oops! my bad
>>10242938>wasting talent and effort on garbageWherefore?
>>10242938>see "fan episode"who would do that anyway?
Will you be this AWESOME when you're old?
Which guild would each pone join?
>>10242938That would mean our contributors would have to animate more than disembodied heads or disembodied heads doing blowjobs on diembodies dicks
>>10242979She has a tiny head though.
>>10242841Head needs to rotate on a slight downward arc. Also, the eyes should blink when the head is turning to a new position.
>>10242868>you're taking a shower after a long day>as you're lathering up your hair you hear the door open>Rarity strolls in nonchalantly>before you can say anything she turns and slams her rump up against the glass shower door>her puffy anus and swollen sex press against the surface, highlighted in a halo of steam from the hot shower>you stare transfixes as she winks once, twice, three times, each one accompanied by a squishing sound and the sight of her fat clit sliding across the door>with an audible pop she pulls off of the glass leaving a slick outline of her sex on the door>wordlessly she saunters off towards the bedroom
>>10242997No, she has a large body
>>10242979You bet I willI'll be the perviest guy in the home
>>10242984>RavnicaKamigawa master rice reporting in
>>10242928that guy makes some really awesome edits
>>10242954One of the only positive experiences I've had with random bronies was a black guy wearing a wonderbolts jacket while snowboarding. I talked with him about the show for the entire lift.
>>10242979No as I'll probably kill myself in three years time
>>10243007Richard Williams pls go
>>10242954Ah dude, honestly the black guys seem to be the funnest/best to be around at brony meetups/conventions. It's weird but it's great. Yeah, great example is the mr. cake guy.
Tell me MLPG. What nickname do your friends call you?
>>10243012Well, at least she let me know she was home this time. I love it when she kisses the glass like that.
>>10243021Holy shit i didn't see that one
>>10243061All of my friends call me by my last name.
>>10243007The point of that lesson was to avoid movement along a straight line whenever possible. If you get instructions like that you'd be better off not carbon-copying them and tell yourself you leanred something, because you didn't.
Hai Yai Forceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xj1hWWU8JDE
>>10243018I'll be the only person in the nursing home flirtingPinching nurses' asses when I'm jacking off with JergensAnd I'm jerking but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
>>10243061they usually call me by my surnamenow most of my family does call me by my nickname
>>10243061It's either short of my first name or kitty.I like it when they call me kitty
>>10243061>Tell me MLPG. What nickname do your friends call you?Errand boy
>>10242984>pankI'd say straight red but if I had to choose it would be izzet for cray cray experiment shenanigans
>>10242984Twilight - IzzetRarity - SimicFluttershy - SelesnyaPinkie - RakdosApplejack - OrzhovRainbow Dash - Boros
>>10243061normally just called by my first name, but sometimes scoots
>>10243061My real life friends?Rei.
>>10243061Either my internet handle or an abbreviation of my name
>>10243015no they're both tiny, but her head is even tinier in proportion.
>>10243088>>10243123>mfw all my friends call each other by our last names too
>>10242979I don't know why, but I really hope that when I'm old and retired I still like ponies.
>>10243116snoop dogg pls
What kind of homework would you assign school fillies?
>>10242984wowclearly i haven't played MTG in a looooooooooong time... I don't recognize any of that shit
>>10243061>Two years ago>One guy walks in on my then girlfriend choking me while she jerked me off>I've been "The Pervert" ever since
>>10243136>Applejack-OrzhovThat...makes a lot of sense now that I think about itCan't see Rarity as a Dimir, though
>>10243162>>10243139I think I get better at describing that scenario every time I do it.It's certainly fun~
>>10243164the most confusing and agonizing math problems and grammar work I can think of
>>10243012>fat clit sliding acrossHORSES HAVE INTERNAL CLITORISES GET YOUR ANATOMY RIGHT0/10 APPLY YOURSELF
>>10243189>le 20% cooler
Anyone here have mewball's brush settings?
>>10243169Those are just block-specific guilds, one for each possible color combination
>>10243061TechWhen I was in jail for a month
>>10243209I thought they were exposed when they wink.
>>10242827>the same way animation already ahsDude are you seeing this thread?
>>10243205I would lick the door keep going
>>10243228I dont think you understand how winking works.
>>10243223the ass was fat
>>10243189qhy should I use soap?
>>10243172You can be my pervert anon.
>>10243228They are. That Anon doesn't know his horse anatomy.
>>10243211looks like a regular brush tool on 50 opacity and lowish stabilizing settingsI wouldn't trust me though
>>10243223That's actually some really good type work.
>>10243209>magical equins with horns and wings have the same genital structure of a horse from earthMost primates except for humans have a barbed penis. Why not be a little more inventive in anatomy rather than exctly like a horse?
>>10243268But how am i gonna emulate him If i dont BECOME him!?
>>10243233I'll keep going if you tell me what you do next.You're rock hard in the shower with shampoo in your hair. She's waiting in the bedroom for you to get clean so you can both get dirty~
>>10243255eh, that could pass for just an annoying shirt
>>10243244>>10243260>not knowing that pumping marshmallowy flesh makes it absolutely massive
>>10243292Because horse vag is greatAlso he doesn't know how winking works so don't listen to him
what's with the image spam
>>10243314>not getting her in the shower with you
>>10243306I don't want to see anyone cosplaying as Shiny unless they have a muscular build and pretty eyes.
>>10243314Go to the bedroom and get her into the showertongue fuck her anus and play with her clit
can someone draw luna as tharja from fire emblem awakening?
>>10243335I like the extrenal clit and a vulva of a human vag, but the ability to wink/have better muscle control like a horse.
>>10243372this, why not have the best of both worlds
>>10243356is there a scanner pankly?
>>10243354grabs u by da armsTime to make you proud
>>10243292>BarbedI think you mean baculum.
>>10243402snack the crunch off man
>>10243401what's the problem
>>10243355Get water and soap all over the carpet and bathroom floor? Surely you jest. If you want to play in the shower you'll have to find some way to get her to come to you. Though if you wait long enough, she might come back to see what the holdup is. You could always have a surprise waiting for her~
I dont care what anyone says or doesI love Pinkie and always will
>>10243412gonna strap a harpoon to muh dick so i can harpoon dat poon all night
>>10243421What do you think Cheerilee would do if she found out these 2 were fucking?
>>10243433Ok we wait surprise?
>>10243292I like your attitude. I imagine marshmallow horse equines having an aesthetic blend of human/horse genitalia. I like to imagine them having inner and outer labia with the clit tucked just inside the lips, but not as far in as on a horse. Still like puffy anuses, but not too puffy. Something that doesn't look excessive under their bouncy little tails. I haven't found many pics that capture these qualities, however, so I don't have any visual references.
>>10243354>Tfw trying to emulate Mew>Didn't even thought about asking for brushes or settings>It's finished and submitted.It'll come in handy in the future anyway. Thanks as well.
>>10243443She would probably wonder how a pansy like Fluttershy is able to take the Mac without being teared apart
>>10243419You got it.
>>10243421There's nothing wrong with straight fags.Fluttermacfags on the other hand are fucking idiots.They should try something so much better, like SoarinDash.
>>10243469Pegasi are pretty stretchy
>>10243474What's the difference? They've never interacted. If anything Fluttermac is "better" since we at least know more of him and his personality compared to Soarin'ut Cherimac is still canon
>>10243433We should get out the pump ourselves. Soft, fat flesh on massive, jiggly holes~
>>10243446Oh, you know. Like pressing your thick erection up against the glass and giving her a little show when she comes in.
Sweetie Belle. As inspired by Bored Drawfag.
>>10243308scavenge his latitude/longitude from some exif data off a photo of his, then track him down, knock him out with a towel covered with ether, secure his body to a table, clean his face with rubbing alcohol, then use a sharp flay knife and scalpel to gently remove his skin. then, grab some chemicals from any taxidermy hobbyist site to cure the skin, preferably on a manikin head to maintain shape, then once it's hardened add a string and wear it as a mask.
>>10243474SoarinDash makes less sense then ApplePieSoarinJack could work
>>10243460>at least 3 people emulated me
>>10243474A lovely blue pegasus ship.Though all blue horses look good together>>10243497>not derpy and dr. Hoof
>>10243474I just like Fluttermac because it's a adorable
>>10243469Pegasi are hollow, manThey can take much more than the regular pone
mmm... I'll finish it tomorrow...
>>10243491The are the smaller, more slender, and more flexible ponies. They're like the asians of the pony races.
>>10243521both of them make no sense.
>>10243511pretty good, definitely getting a BDF feel from it.
>>10243527I'm not the only one who saw Rumble in the thumbnail right?
>>10243511add a downwards hatch to the eyes
>>10243521>SoarinJack could workMy nigga
Have you finished those projects?
>>10243546SoarinJack makes a little more sense though since they actually interacted.Plus He likes apple pie, she likes apple pie, what more do you need?
>>10243497>broniest ship>not Doctor X Derpy>inb4 twitchy hoovesIf you remove all DW references, it actually becomes better. Also, you people have gotten better at not posting the GIF that spawned this one.
>>10243354Mewball pls, start following Tex's example and draw some porn.See, no one can resist it
>>10243585He has already though
>>10243554You probably are.
>>10243579>If you remove all DW references, it actually becomes betterIf you remove all DW reference then he has zero canon personality and she's just a doofus.
>>10243574>he likes pieLOL OTP XD
>>10243554They don't look that similar, but I've never seen a pic of them together.
>>10243585porn is so boring unless you're really hornyid rather just fap
waithow long till the draw prompt is over?
>>10243602maybe you should tone it down a notch
>>10243606So make it interesting for reasons other than just pornographymake it really cute or really well-painted or something
50 wrapped90 raw30 bjfetishes extra.
Can't we all just like shps because they're cute and not for how "canon" they are?
>>10243620NOW, you failed initiate suicide mode.
>>10243579Derpy ships anywhere non-sexually. She's the perfect sidekick for everyone and everything.Think of a character. Any leading character. Make Derpy their sidekick for a story. Magic.
>>10243631maybe you should kill yourself fluttershit
>>10243598I'm in agreement with this anon here I can see where people would grow tired of the Doctor Who references but outside of that what kind of personality he would have outside of that isn't explored.
>>10243636but then why have it be porn in the first place?
>>10243579Time Turner lost his chance though. Too chicken shit to actually do something with Derpy and now she's with someone else.Someone better.Meaning he'll have to be content with just being her friend
>>10243643no, the straightfags are cancer.
>>10243664just make it an extreme close up of an anusart
>>10243525MEW, my SAI doesnt have a Flat setting for the brush, whats the next bes to use?That's because I symphasize with you
>>10243641>>10243643These posts upset me
>>10243647no really, when?
>>10243678just the roundit hardly matters
>>10243657This could work I think
>>10243643I like this idea.
>>10243670>All this repressed gay angertop lel
>>10243641How about you come home with me, Pinkie?We can bake some cookies together like we used to ;~;
>>10243664so we can fap
>>10243643I think that the more canon they are then the cuter and more real they feel, so I like to have those discussions.That being said I have no problems with cute crack ships like Rumbaloo
>>10243189>THESE DONGLES ARE 20% COOLER
>>10243720>not being gaytop lil
>>10243728oh man MY FEELS
>>10243750I knew she seemed familiar
>BLOTCH IS COMING TO PON3CON SHIT
>>10243650>Luna and Derpy>Daring Do and Derpy>MMDW and Derpy>Batman and Derpy>Pinky and the Brain, and Derpy>Lone Ranger and DerpySo far I think you're right.
>>10243792I don't know what either of those things are
>>10243509>>10243510What would you think about a combination of the two ideas, pumping yourself in the shower until she stomps in, slapping your fattened shaft against the glass for her to marvel at?
>>10243720Rarity just looks so gorgeous
>>10243579...Oh wow, I guess you really HAVE gotten better at not posting it.
>>10243788it was the first thing that came to mindeverytime i see a jewish black woman i think of DONGLES
>>10243820>human fluttershy wearing a dash cap
>>10243728What, so you can "save me". Go eat a dick you white knighting fagot, I need a REAL man, not a pussy (I already got one).
>>10243699>>10243667Hmm.I see potential in a fic with this. A pretty depressive and sad fic. Gotta brainstorm some more on it.
>Checking the past horses>All those hands being suddenly postedYou guys better be putting them all on a wall or something
>>10243797Derpy Deliveries. We ship anywhere.
WHEN DOES THE DRAW PROMPT END?
>>10243803Only if our ultra-thick foreskin rolls back to reveal a throbbing head we can grind against the door.
>>10243680Oh yea, do go on.
>>10243797>>Pinky and the Brain, and Derpy>not pinky and the brain and Pinkiedo you even funny confusion?
>>10243850I'm ok with this. She should roll her tongue in it
>>10243797>Derpy and BatmanI want it
>>10243862>>10243878These pictures make me really sad.
>>10243890>"Hey applejack, what did your parents ge-">"MY PARENTS ARE DEAAAD"
>>10243878There used to be a text to go along with this, it was something along the lines of>Can I please go home with you?>I only require a little food and some hugs
>>10243895They should, anon. They're sad sad things happening to ponies that don't deserve them.
>>10243850I like the way you think. Her expression shifts from annoyance to adoration as soon as she saw that fat glans pressed tight to the glass door. Panting softly, she walks up to stand in front of you, pushing her face towards the glass and opening her mouth. You can almost feel the warmth of her tongue as she licks the other side of the door, the edges of it barely visible around your shaft as she licks from base to swollen glans in a single, long lap.
>>10243895even this one?
>>10243895Humanity sucks. I wish I was born in a world of nothing but love and happiness.
>>10243940Oh god I'll fucking take them
You guys wanna watch some Bob Clampett cartoons in about 30 minutes?
>>10243947>this will never be colored
Does anyone have the regex to filter scootanon?
>>10243956Oh shit, let me get some food and drink before it starts
>>10243940Who just leaves 5 perfectly good ponies out in the rain like that?
>>10243965>>10243968I'll give a link when I'm about to start streaming.
>draw in someone else's styleWell that was kinda challenging but fun and I think it turned out oka--->draw your favorite pony in someone else's style>your favorite ponyFuckfuckfuckityfuck.I totally forgot that part.
>>10243947Thank god. That would become hell way too fast. Not even the ponies are cursed with a cartoon world that droll.
>>10243984>>10243992Five perfectly good ponies and Fluttershy.
>>10243967/^Scootaloo \([0-9]+\)/ -
>>10243984Fluttershy why are you so pretty
>>10243991Why I see autism in this?That's just a kid with a plush, right?
>>10244010Whats wrong with baby Fluttershy?
>>10244026She has a good personal trainer
Let's turn to a more pleasant setting.Which one do you take?
>>10244010So, in other wordsFive perfectly good ponies and a perfectly great pony
>>10243988It's no big deal anon
I really want to have kids and be a good dad. I don't think i'll ever actually have a wife though due to being me.
>>10244058Calling the Apple one!
>>10243988Oh well I put in the effort whatevs.
>>10244058I take the one that you were going to pick so that you can't have one
>>10244026She's pretty, but not the prettiest.
>>10244058I choose purple
>>10243967you ask for it every time, isn't it about time you actually filter me for good?
>>10244058I'll take the purple one.
>>10244078Whoa, there's a lot of styles goin on there. I like it.
>>10243988post it anon so no one can rag on you and we can guess who you arewhen someone guesses right you can say they were wrong
>>10244083She is the prettiest.
>>10244100little girls watch the show?
>>10244058I sell my car and take them all.
>>10244075No Dooks, I will not have Applejack grow up in Mexico.
>>10244058I want the yellow one
>>10244124they're free, anonyou're not very good at business, are you?
>>10244058Give me one good reason not to take all of them and raise them lovingly
>Ella wanted to sculpt a pony too.
>>10244126Would you learn Spanish for Applejack?
>>10244083Then we are at a disagreement.
>>10244126damn, RD really knows how to pound some wood!
>>10244110I don't think so.
>>10244146I like how she incorporates her mouth in the pounding, too
>>10244140Cadance is best princess
>>10244131it's just that, with 6 little ponies to spend time with at home, I won't need a car since I'll never need to leave!
Is there any humanized gloomy yet
>>10244183She was conceived like a month ago
>>10244057I almost bought that tank at hot topic the other day. But i don't wear tanks outside of the gym, and idk that I'm ready to make that leap...
>>10244174GIRLS?LIKING PONIES?I DONT FUCKING THINK SO
>>10244058Why cant they be real?why cant I be a good provider?
>>10244123I'm on to you anon!
>>10244218>you will never mount Rainbow Dash
suddenly this happens
>>10244189>changeYeah, for the worst.
>>10244058dips on pinkie
>>10244244shut up terse
>>10244244I'LL KILL YOU
>>10244244don't do that to her
2.3 secretly listens to linkin park, trust me, my dad is lauren faust
>>10244229what an ugly pony
>>10244229I'm not sure what's happening there so I don't know how to react.
>>10241924>boopsLOL HE BEEFED IT LE EPIC MAY MAY GUYZ #REKT 2004 LOL HE BEEFED IT TRUE STORY MFW HE BEEFED IT >FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU MFW I CAN'T GREENTEXT MID SENTENCE >FFFUUUUUUUUUUU MFW I BEEFED IT >FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HAHA WE BEEFED IT 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO LOL TRUE STORY MANDO PLS GO Y U NO LIKE OLDER GRILLS MANDO BEEFED IT AT LYFE TRUE STORYME GUSTA
>>10244252Why does that thing remind me of vagina dentate?
>>10244286>the angriest poster on /v/.png
>>10244286Someone call an ambulance! I think this guy's having a stroke!
>>10244278>implying Fluttershy isn't an avid listener of The Moutain Goats and Sufjan StevensNigga please
Reminder that you're a wonderful person.
>>10244248>>10244250>>10244257>>10244270#2SLOWimma dip her erryday
Do your friends, family and co-workers know you guys spend so much time online discussing pastel ponies?
>>10244277Fluffy pony general, please...
>>102441262late nerd, she's already being shipped here!
>>10244300What is that from?
>gta5 trailer>all these 12 year olds rushing to queen
>>10244329The Wall, I think
>>10244329Pink Floyd's The Wall
>>10244256But she is. She's the most beautiful pony.
>>10244329Boku no Pink Floyd
>>10244311the hell i am
>>10244374>>10244358God that video was so fucked up...An acid trip without the acid.
>>10244328PACKAGE INTERCEPTEDDO NOT FEAR APPLEJACK. I'LL SAVE YOU
>>10244329You uncultured swine.
>>10244395>ITS MAIL TIME!
cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider cider
>>10244418sim gretina pls
>>10244418That's enough cider for you.
>>10244446>>10244385JUST FUCK ALREADY
>>10244446She is a very pretty horse
>>10244418barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn barn
>>10244394The animation throughout the entire movie's so well done. The amount of detail put into everything is amazing.
>>10244140someone should draw hexapod pegacorn pony
>>10244379>>10244343>>10244315You know all these pictures make me feel great. With all the inane bicthing and whining that goes on in and outside of the fandom and some of the displays that go on. It's great to see people just enjoying pony
>>10244446Is not. Look at her. How could you possibly think she's the prettiest.>>10244466Alright, but anon has to cosplay as Fluttershy.
>>10244398>PACKAGE INTERCEPTEDWHAT DID YOU DOLOOK WHAT YOU JUST DIDARE YOU HAPPY NOW
>>10244521A better fate than Mexico.
>Gonna build Applejack hat today.>Oh fuck ye->Part is missing.>Can't find it anywhere.>Know I left everything on the des->Cat rubs against leg....Cats are spawns of Satan.
I can't get this out of my headhttp://loituma.antyx.net/loituma.swf
Hey look, it's Applejack! What a silly pony!
Pone has become so numb that she can't feel you there. What do?
from last thread
>>10244558How does a pone get death grip syndrome?
>>10244533>Tex wants the applehorse deadbut why
Hey, you guys gonna come watch cartoons with Corwin?
>>10244558Use Healing γ or a Secret Herb.
>>10244577tex is a very racist person
Pfft, those times in tinychats waiting for camwhores of /b/, all those years lost...
Ah want ya ta put a funnel in mah ass and pour cider in till ya cant fit no more
>>10244558can she still hear me laugh and see me smile?this is important for recuperation
I can't even trace pony. Outline nor construction shapes. What am I doing wrong?
>>10244557why would you post that?
Hey! Guys! How are Tex and Mewball similar?They bother waifu background ponies!
>>10244588Do camwhores still exist?
>>10244579What are we watching? Ratatouille?
>>10244617>tfw no pony camwhore
>>10244609Keep practicing.New to tablets?
>>10244617Only on /soc/
>>10244629Very. No idea how to use them.
>>10244610>that gifAnd that's Ghost's origin story.
>>10244604Ponies die from that, Applejack.
>>10244609Ah, so you are imitating new canvas anon? Nice work!
>>10244579Sure!Also that picture you posted, man I love how CosmicAutoGenesis paints, it's super unreal and realistic.
>>10244609Tracing actually requires a bit of precision to be built up first. But you'll get that precision faster by just drawing a lot.
>>10244643Ah, have you messed with your tablet settings? Make sure the tablet is in proportion with your monitor. Also, what program are you using?
>>10244670Saved so hard
>>10244660I wish he would finish things.Ross finishes more pictures than he does.
Why would I ever pick anything over Pinkie?She's everything I want
>>10244688I guess you xould say he really bring homes the bacon!
Alright, come on in to watch some cartoons with me. I'll be playing my top 10 favorite Bob Clampett cartoons. If you wanted to come join, it will be fun!http://derpy.me/AyBZs
>>10244699>Why would I ever pick anything over Pinkie?out of courtesyshe's mine
>>10244698Now that you mention it, I have never seen Cosmicautogenesis finish a picture
>>10244685Sai, since it's tiny and everybody seems to be using it. Tablet seems to be working just fine. I thought I could draw pone well enough on paper to at least try it on computer.
>>10244551>non pony ear wormsyou are small time
>>10244738jack that stabilizer up
>>10244707Depends on how long it takes for things to pass through a cats digestive tract.Kidding, of course!
>>10244750forgot my ear cancerhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HbPDKHXWlLQ
>>10244738You might want to use some stabilizer and see what feels right. Here's this just in case.
>>10244738>Can't even line the eyes up.Construction lines, learn them.
>>10244647fuck you dudei'm getting nostalgic
>>10244688>Watch this with my parents weeks before I leave for the ArmyMost painful experience in my life
>>10244821>joining the armylel
>>10244841I wish I had stayed a neet forever
>>10244785The mapping is good. I think I just don't know how to use it.
>>10244847Someone should edit that picture to fix the face
I finished my submission for the event.
>>10244867Everything else about it is just fine.
>>10244871god dammit apple it's more fun if you don't say who you are or who you're copying so people can guess
>>10244848huehuehuehueone of these days I'll afford a pink one
>>10244871>Apple2damn it keyboard
>>10244871cool, which artist's style did you use?
>>10244857Well, if you've already tried to force proportions and didn't like it, I guess that's fine.If nothing else, it really is just practice. I was terrible when I first started out myself.
>>10244871It looks weird, but interestingWho's NuclearStarlight?
>>10244895Why would you want that?
>>10244922>how do I use Google?http://nuclearstarlight.deviantart.com/
>>10244871The hooves seem a little too dainty for that body structure, but otherwise really solid. I like.
>>10244911But I don't know how to practice on a tablet. Pen an paper is okay, but it doesn't seem to translate well. Just tell me what to do and how to do it.
Which pony has the juiciest cock?
WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE ALL THE SUBMISSIONSI WANNA SEE THEM
>>10244876aspirant plz write
>>102449762 hours or something
>>10244968how can a cock be juicy?
>>10244911Who would be your stallion husbando if you had one?
>>10244941Way too much effortYou did pretty well though, AppleThe face still looks like your style but you got the angularity pretty good I thinkMaybe a little too much of it in the stomach if you were just trying to copy himThe pics on his gallery tend to have a bit of curve thereAlthough that works pretty well for celestia
>>10245012Even in hypotheticals, I am not a gay, I'm sorry.>>10244961Mess with the stabilizer and just keep at it, anon.
>>10245011>adult age>coltSo how much does she spurt in a single climax?
Ohhh man. I was just watching an old timey English movie, and these two guys ride up on horses on a chilly, foggy morning, and they're talking, and all of a sudden one of the horses just farts.Like, there's no sound, but you can clearly see steam and everything because it's so cold. Fuck, I'm hard as a rock.
To the guy who requested that fat butt Mrs Cake, it's now in the Fat Pony Thread.Now I go to finish other stuff.
>>10244968Which pony has Parkinson's disease?
>>10244847I haven't seen the full pic yet. What is it like?
>>10245091>not posting it here>not linking itI hate you
>>10245082>You will never tickle Rarity into farting.
>>10245082why were you looking at that part of the horse in the first place>asseyothanks captcha
>>10245120that's not the full one
>>10245069>Even in hypotheticals, I am not a gay, I'm sorry.You muh nigga.
>>10245077Red why haven't you drawn something like that yet?
>>10245120That's actually a WIP, I ended up taking those white lines away
>>10245069>Even in hypotheticals, I am not a gay, I'm sorry.Really? I'm 100% straight but I can still say that hypothetically if I was gay I would let most of the cast of The Expendables 2 gang bang me into next week.
>>10244930I prefer that it's futapie, but Bubble berry is fine too if that's you're personal preference. Though I have always thought a 63 pink should have been boy blue and named blue berry
>>10245134>>10245077Yes, please do with RR or Rosemary
>>10245069Hey Tex is it weird that I ship AJ with Trixie?
>>10245114in b4 >hurr I can't see it because it's my first day on the internethave a public mirror: http://e621.net/post/show/322253
>>10245139>hypothetically if I was gay I would let most of the cast of The Expendables 2 gang bang me into next week.>if I was gayhave I got news for you
>>10245113>why were you looking at that part of the horse in the first placefor the same reason I got turned on when it farted.
>>10245139>being gay for humansthat's full homo dude
>>10245194good noght twolot sporklo
>>10245158As far as shippers go, no. Too bad there's not that much art out there for you though.Or is there? I don't keep up with that sort of thing.
>>10245216Anything we can do to help motivate you?
Day 734/30/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,644 (Running Total: 455,883)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 25,466 (Running Total: 1,918,745)End of another month.Unknown number left. We'll make it though. I believe.
>>10245235The ass was unf
>>10245191are you insinuating that you wouldn't let tom cruise and a young robert de niro hold you down and DP your anus?
>>10245235That is a fine buttcheek
>>10245235>Yet another image the /mlp/ will steal.
>>10245235Do you believe in me who believes in you?
>>10245269Nobody cares, Ted. Nobody cares.
>>10245229There is not.
>>10245235>We'll make it through. I believe.
>>10245229so working on anything for your new tumblr?
>>10245073>Not gay>Definitely love pinkie>She suddenly transforms into a stallionConflicting feelings.Very conflicting
>>10245265yes, that's exactly what I'm telling you
Only 11 more months to go until new pony!
>>10245286Nobody is really nice like that.
Don't forget: you're here forever.
>>10245297Going to color that picture of mew's anon and then make a new sketch after that.It could be nsfw or not, depends on what motivates me.
>>10245298Would you not let him fire his party cannon's dick confetti all over you?He only wants to make you happy.
>>10245327You should draw Luna in one of your anon's dreams.Or whatever. Maybe a Fluttershy?
>>10245348>tex drawing fluttershyThat would never happen he hats her
>>10245327>More NSFWGreat...do we need to make reservations before you leave or are you just going to fuck off on your own?
>>10245306>11 monthsI thought it was coming in October.
>>10245371#wow #rude #uncalledfor
>>10245389The Press Release said winter at the Earliest. This Hiatus is gonna be rough. I can only hope that the summer goes through without any major shenanigans
>>10245320But there's no bathrooms here I need to leave eventually
>>10245298under those circumstances and she still has the girly forever a'smile and a'singing attitude? Pinkie will always a be a she to mewe'd be up each others' butts all day everyday
>>10245371why would you have to make reservations for somebody if they're leaving though
>>10245407>I better whiteknight me new porn arist!
>>10245371Are you upset?
>>10245370She's just number six, anon. If the idea is good enough, I'd draw Fluttershy.
>>10245330I would.As long as I get to do the same to him~
>>10245433>I better be a jerk for no reason!
>>10245417>major shenanigansYou forget that EG is coming.
>>10245433This response is going to get old if it hasn't already
>>10245433>I better hate on the new porn artist!
>>10245330I would party with him.I can't *love* him.It's not the same.
>>10245421>Pinkie, get out of my butt, I have a job interview in 5 minutes!
>>10245231I'll see if I feel like drawing in a bit
Does anyone have that marker pony lewd pic xieril drew?
>>10245470Casual consensual sex at inopportune times is my fetish
>>10245235Day 73Year 83: UNFEstimated causalities in MLPG: 6,644 (Running total: 455,883)Estimated causalities in /mlp/ (not enough to make it count)The end of the month is near. This hiatus has grown into an eternal black hole. Only a handful of us remain as we continue to hold the line.Summer will soon be here. Our supplies are nearly gone. Are we doomed to destruction? Neigh, we shall see another day.
I bet his cock tastes gamey!
>>10245515>you will never suck him off while he plays vidya
>>10245515Do you think young ponies watch Pony Arcade and get super frustrated when they see the fillies keep screwing up in level one of Rainbow Dash the Pegasus?
>>10245458>>10245446>>10245435>Hur, as long as another one falls to our fetish shit you can fuck off!>The general is just for porn, bro!>Rule 34 man! We gotta make porn of it!>If you don't like it, fuck off, we are legion!
>>10245539>he will never berate your taste in vidya
>>10245545It's only a movie for now, though.
>>10245515who the hell sets up arcade cabinets OUTSIDE?Think of the glare
>>10245548>These are the people who are ruining the general, telling Tex to do more porn.>The rest of the fetishfags just fall in line with the /b/read now.
Why do we always have to be mean to each other?
>>10245551nobody is saying any of those things.we're saying you're a douchebag.
>>10245578BECAUSE WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT PONE
>>10245551Are you really that upset about tex drawing porn?
>>10245574When they built the arcade they could only afford either the walls or the machines. It wouldn't be an arcade without games so the choice was obviousThis is the dumb headcanon I literally just pulled out of my ass. Literally.
So whats happening in 4craft? My laptop broke so I have no means to play currently. Is /mlp/ still alive?
>>10245578shitposter are being epic again.
>>10245578Because someone is WRONG on the internet.
>>10245551Why can't you just let him do what he wants?You don't have to look at it
>>10245597Those are much better than scrubbing bubbles's puns.
Is it time?
>>10245649I'm never not going to laugh about that
>>10245649sYes it is
>>10245601Not upset.Just dissapointed that he decided to cater to you fucks.Because I know what goes on after that, the other porn artists will swarm him, calling him a friend.And before you know it, 0r0 will be railing Texanon and flooding his grinning face with gallons of semen.Because, you know, they are FRIENDS!All Tex did was open up a can of worms for himself.
>>10245649So, any news on that Flora fic?
>>10245687>caterMaybe he just likes drawing porn?
>>10245687I feel sorry for you.
>>10245687>caterWhat if it's just something he himself wanted to do? It's not always about us
>>10245687>0r0 will be railing Texanon and flooding his grinning face with gallons of semenYou shut the fuck up, you shut up right now. You don't joke about shit like that.
>>10245687he didn't cater to fetishfagshe did it on his own
>>10245713>>10245702He would have made it on another tumblr.
>>10245697Which one? The person who came up with the idea did some stuff with me and then linked me to a pastebin he did with a mutual friend.
>>10245728He is a fetishfag now. He catered to himself.
>>10245687I never wanted him to draw porn anon. It could just be something he wanted to do.And honestly the thought of 0r0 doing that is pretty funny.
>>10245728>Denial is my fetish!
I seemed to have lost the Horse. Can you help me find it?
>>10245737Says who? You or him?
>>10245737Which he did you Numbskull
>>10245739he posted a preview a few days ago, can you post it?
>complaining about sex>again
>>10245739Wait, there's more than one? I'm referring to the WIP.
>>10245737He made a separate tumblr.
>>10245770Was it this? http://pastebin.com/q8XKQAizIf it was, then I didn't write it. But I did enjoy it~
>>10245765Said you who told him "HEY IT WOULD BE FUNNY IF YOU MADE THAT PICTURE TOTALLY SEXUAL FOR NO REASON!"
I'll make the new general chaps!
>>10245794I didn't tell him anything.As various anons and myself are telling you, this is all his own choice and decision.
>>10245804Don't beef it, Pip.
Why do people care that Tex drew a dick?
>>10245819Bullshit, you dipshits pressured him into doing it and he did it out of innocence for a laugh.And fucked up in the process.
>0r0 talking to Texwait, that shitposter may have a point
>>10245835Apparently it "caters" to us, which is sad because I don't remember asking him to draw any dicks.
>>10245794Artists aren't always going to please you, they are people too with their own likes and preferences. Getting angry doesn't solve anything.
>>10245835shitposters are running wild
>>10245835Because if the 'pure' contributors do poen, then the pure OC's will be next.
>>10245854Oh. That's dumb. Maybe the dude just wanted to draw a dick. I dunno, doesn't seem like a big deal to me.
>>10245848Why does this matter to you? Is it seriously ruining your life that much?
>>10245848except that's wrong
>>10245848Dude, I'd be the first to say this totally came out of the blue for me. I didn't expect Tex to start drawing porn, much less pressure him into it.
>>10244609Drawing guides. Use them. Helped me so much.http://archive.org/details/andrew-loomis-fun-with-a-pencil
>>10245835I like your dick drawings
>>10245851Damn fucking right I have a point, the porn will make him popular and you know 0r0 is like a moth to that shit, you morons.
>>10245835Why would you ask this knowing this is just going to keep this idiotic discussion going, instead of trying to steer the conversation into something less stupid?