Old thread: >>10234694Topic: We shall now discuss Luna. What do we like/dislike about her?
I dislike Luna. I only like Luna when it is nighttime.
Do you think she uses dreams as some sort of thought police?
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>>10237901And?
>>10237905of cource she doesshe probably uses them to try and get over her crippling self esteem issues
>>10237922Can she see dreams of creature that aren't ponies? Dragon dreams? Diamond dog dreams?
>>10237905yes, her dream police live inside of my head
>>10237945well, in the recent comic nightmare rarity could basically mess with spike's dreams a little so I assume Luna could do the same
COSMOYOU FORGOT THE WINGS ON THAT FLUTTERDASH PICTURE
>>10237945Hmm, if she can see anyone's dreams, what would she see in yours?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LkNrxQ-4JlI
>all those hands during last threadI love it when MLPG does that
>>10237977Yeah I noticed but it was crud anyway so who cares.
>>10238013>>>/soc/
>>10238013>tfw missed the party Oh well.
>>10237985It's a mystery.
>>10237945What about dogpone dreams?
>>10238013I don't because it reminds me how I don't own a single camera.
>>10238022>despare
>>10238030Tex, admit itYour dreams are entirely about applebutts
>>10238025ONE HOUR LATE BRO
I like Luna.
>>10237964>well, in the recent comic nightmare rarity could basically mess with spike's dreams a little so I assume Luna could do the sameI just realized that makes no sense. Luna has the dream based power-set. Nightmare moon is just whatever the fuck she is. Some kind of evil parasite thing.
>>10238027You could post yours, I'm sure the person collecting them is still around
>>10238047I thought that was common knowledge.
>>10238027>tfw often miss the partydespite how much time i spend here i always seem to miss things
>>10238013fashionably late
CC is best pony.
>>10238053brony pls go
>>10238047unf
>>10238102shitposter pls
>>10238105haha oh wow
>>10238053I enjoy Luna also
>>10238105gay
>>10238053Luna is good but I prefer sunhorse >>10237864
Luna is a good pony. I like her character and design.
>>10238022I liked it
>>10238097Tail Spin has some of the creepiest fucking porn.
Can we get some filenames going?
>>10238128>>10238136We can love both.
>>10238097>cloudkicker>not the glorious don karnage
>>10238068I think they left for a while. They should be back on later probably. You could still post them up here. They could probably just dig through the archive to find them.
>>10238155d'aww
>tfw no loli luna
>>10238148Most of those Disney shows have creepy porn. Have you seen the pictures of the cult that worships Gadget from Chip and Dale's Rescue Rangers?
>>10238158nanaki pls go
>>10238056The Symbiote was able to copy Spider-Man's powers to a degree, and provide them for Eddie Brock.
>>10238166I think they're still around, they posted in the last thread a little bit ago
>>10238183Ah yes, don't remind me.
>>102381692cute
>>10238188What the fuck is that?
>>10238169Adorable. Who's the artist?
>>10238188>Celestia will never gape in surprise at your appearance
>>10238223spotted dick
>>10238183Let's see em
>>10238022tumblr link
>>10238188British food is often poorly regarded by comparison to the cuisine of our European neighbours: France, Italy, Germany and Spain. Yet in some areas Britain truly leads the world - where would we be without the sandwich, for example?Another area of British culinary pre-eminence is the steamed pudding, amongst which the Spotted Dick is king. As a pudding-fan, I am deeply saddened that several, rather puerile, reviewers find this name mildly amusing. I doubt they would stoop to such pathetic attempts at humour if they had bothered to taste it first.Take my word for it: nothing tastes better than a mouthful of dick, especially if it comes with a load of hot custard.
Luna is alright but NMM is better
>>10238227Looks like mickeymonster
>>10238227mickeymonster
>>10238248>Take my word for it: nothing tastes better than a mouthful of dick, especially if it comes with a load of hot custard.My fucking sides
>>10238013Why were people posting hands, exactly?
so which drawfags have people copied/tried to copy for the submission so far?i'd rather go for someone who hasn't been done yet
>>10238257She's pretty cool.
>>10238262>>10238263
>>10238248it's got fucking raisins in ittherefore it's disgusting
So I tried to do something in Ciircuit's style for today's promptHave a jumping RD
>>10238268I made a creepy post asking for hands just for gigglesSome anons responded, for giggles too i assumeSomeone else entirely started collecting them and asking for more while rping as LyraIt's hilarious
>>10238262oh yes I knew it remembered me of someone! thanks.
>>10238268Why wouldn't we all post our hands to show each other?
>>10238277But GG raisins are good
>>10238271I feel hurt nobody has tried copying meby all means there should have been at least one or two come on it's not hard
She learned a lesson, meaning she is not perfect but that is the reason I think she is! How many lessons did Celestia learn? Does she know all? I agree that Celestia is likable with her motherly love and looks but is feels too flawless. That is why I like Luna the most...plus her way of speaking drives me wild!
>>10238277>GG dislikes raisinsHOW CAN YOU LIVE WITH YOURSELF
How do I stop these two ponies from licking each other?
>>10238314>But GG raisins are goodI am not a violent man but you are sorely testing my patience
>>10238299WAY TO LEAVE THE SHAPE HINT EDGES ONLOOK I CAN SEE THEM ALL OVER THE PLACE
>>10238334Put gags on them.
>>10238334Let them lick it all outsexually
>>10238334get some taste
>>10238335GG I will personally come to your hourse and fill it with raisins.
>>10238268Lyra asked us to, also I like things like that, it bonds us.
>>10238342I just noticed them as wellThey shouldn't even show up, it's really odd
>>10238335>not liking Raisins
>>102383552 scoops should be enough
>>10238318no one has tried to copy you? that seems odd, but fuck it, im gonna do it
>>10238176>tfw no little-sis luna
>>10238268why not
>>10238277Wow there Garfield
>>10238318But GG anyone can copy your style, you just need to put your dick on the mouse and move it at random.
>>10238318dont complain until the submissions are posted you big cry baby
Hey dooksThat guy over the fat pone thread said it's ok for you to color his thing
>>10238318I've copied you in the past.
>>1023829910/10Very well imitated. And cute too.
>>10238299>complete with smearsxieril, I love you
>>10238335How about prunes, GG?
>The writers are not certain what the hell NMM even isLuna Eclipsed, Luna is shown turning from normal to NMM forms. She had the same guards as well. This implies that they are one and the same, and it's a powered up mode for Luna. Comics imply it's something like the Symbiote from Spiderman.So which is it?
>>10238169>you will never enjoy a good horror movie or vidya with celestia
>>10238141Is that Spaerk? I thought he doesnt do nsfw
>>10238431its a childrens series so they make up shit as they go
>>10238431whatever the person writing it wants it to besad but true
>>10238431What if she just used magic to look like NMM? An illusion
>>10238443d-don't say that, anon. I-it's possible...
>>10238452>its a television series so they make up shit as they go
>>10238431>has the same guards as welldid they ever show nmm's guards?
This is my favorite night horse picture forever
>>10238353I'm just afraid of what's going to happen if they don't stop
>>10238431Both.Yes, It CAN be both.
>>10238460how, anon. She's an imaginary horse.
>>10238476if we're blesed they never will
>>10238463Yes they did. They are specifically called 'Luna's Guards'. They are also referenced in the phone pones game as 'Luna's Guards'.
>>10238460if only
>>10238431Luna Eclipsed NMM was just her doing an illusion. Remember the fake teeth?
>>10238418>How about prunes, GG?depends on the kind but they're okaybut there's nothing worse than biting into a cake or a muffin or a cookie and finding raisins insideI mean nothing worse within the same categories of course, finding a severed human finger ot a pocket of blood would be worse obviously
>>10238486It can happen in my dreams
>>10238497post evidence
>>10238497>game>canonLOL, as much as the chapter book
>>10238497why are they so perfect
>>10238516Hands says chill, face not that much
>>10238497i dont remember that, when did it happen?
>>10238519Are the games more or less canon than the toys?
>>10238535If it's not on the show then it's not canon
>>10238520They're so cute. Those fluffy little ears.
>>10238342http://i.imgur.com/zzaFl3o.gifThere, I fixed it>>10238401>>10238412Thanks. ;w;
http://mlpg4merch.tumblr.com/post/49302206420/alternate-fashion-style-pinkie-pie-on-taobao
>>10238318But No Hooves did. Last thread.
>>10238513That's what makes me so happy.
>>10238558Isn't it a toy franchise primarily?
>>10238513>it happening>anywhere but on the hub
>>10238563I want to play with their ears
>>10238509>but there's nothing worse than biting into a cake or a muffin or a cookie and finding raisins insideI fucking love raisins.
>>10238571>mlpg 4 merchwho made this?
>>10238570That's pretty fucking cool.
>>10238516what the fuck is that real
Which pony likes getting their ears scratched the most?
>>10238604Rainbow Dashdon't tell anyone
>>10238587I think everyone wants to play with their ears.
>>10238604night pony
>>10238498But, we can always dream, anon.
>>10238594I'd rather eat a stone
>>10238604this one
>>10238612best ship
>>10238621>no wings
>>10238601it's realit's very popular in russia too.
>>10238610NO
>>10238604Sunbutt pony.
>tfw you take on a seemingly difficult and unique style for the prompt>tfw you realize might just actually be able to pull it off
>>10238634>It's called cliffhangering and people all over the country are doing it.
>rubbed my dick raw because I'm taking the cum stack and it makes me constantly horny>can't restrain myself for even one day so it never healsI wish I had foreskin
>>10238633THE WAY IT SHOULD BE
>>10238604>Which pony likes getting their ears scratched the most?
>>10238645>tfw no one will ever emulate your style
>>10238645dont worry that feeling will go away once you finish it and its nothing like youd envisioned
This whole day made me realize that my style is nothing but a pile of shit.
>>10238634you're shitting me
>>10238664>tfw youre "style" was trying to emulate the show's style
>>10238660I give your Twi a 30 year old asian lady voice.
>>10238660Oh gg.
>staring at a blank word doc again...FUCK.
>>10238701WRITE ME SOMETHING ANONWRITE ME A STORY
>>10238693>that fucking feel
>>10238708I'M TRYING
Has Mewball ever colored his anon?
>>10238701THERE ONCE WAS A PONE
>>10238671post an example of your stylei dont expect you to respond, but i would actually like to see
>>10238701>>10238717WHAT ARE YOU WRITING
>>10238718yeah, he's a dark skinned filipino boy
>>10238717CELESTIAXANONSNUGGLING AND FALLING IN LOVENOT EXACTLY IN THAT ORDER
>>10238671Post some art.
>>10238724WHO DREAMED SHE WAS EATING A BONE
>>10238645>tfw you tried to draw like one of the good artists>its garbage>tfw you try to draw like one of the not so good artists>its garbage>everything you do is terrible>everyone else draws cool things>can't do anything>try to draw something like you normally do>can't even do thatWhy do I even bother.
>>10238701Just write the first thing that comes to your mind to get into the flow, doesn't matter if its shit. You can still rework it later.
>>10238738YESCELESTIA SNUGGLING AND NUZZLING ANONWITH LOTS OF WINGHUGS
>>10238738and then awkward sexual tension
>>10238671Post something?
>>10238701I'm three days behind on drawing things for these prompts. I haven't even got a blank canvas yet.
>>10238718Yes.
>>10238738I SAID I WAS TRYING DAMMITTHE MUSE IS SCREENING MY CALLS
It's always summerUnder the seaI knowI know
>>10238770WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO TRY AND WRITE?
>>10238749to have fun drawing? even if its shit, as long as you have fun drawing it then you should keep on
>>10238770IF YOU DON'T, I FUCKING WILL
>>10238749Come here you, I know how you feel.
>>10238749Because you've yet to realize the futility of trying to be something you're not?
>>10238789SOMETHING CUTE WITH SUNBUTT
>>10238792You know who else had fun with their drawings? Preston.
>>10238738but what if it was in that order, they snuggle for warmth and then fall in love
>ICP does movies nowhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Money_Rustlas
>>10238824Ross seems to have a lot of fun too.
>>10238824And Ross
>>10238749
>>10238677Nope. Russians have nothing to live for and gallons of vodka to drink. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfZ1NyS6Mzw
>>10238769I'd make fun of a skinny kid who wore taht shirt.
this guy has such fun pony designs
>>10238677It's just the perspective, that rock is hanging only a few feet over a hill, you can actually see plants in the bottom left corner.
We're up all night to get lucky
>>10238825just like my dream this morning
>>10238671I never really managed a 'style'.Unless "kinda like Jessy" counts.
NOW I AIN'T SAYIN' SHE'S A GOLD DIGGER
>>10238824>>10238843>>10238845well now i feel bad
>>10238724FROM NANTUCKET
POSTWAIFUS
>>10238888WHO'S DICK WAS AS LARGE AS A BUCKET
>>10238897
>>10238859That song is underwhelming. It's an okay disco song, but not enough meat on it for 4 full minutes. I remember when One More Time was first released and it was HUGE. Cool amazing video, really catchy song. Everyone loved it. Get Lucky is an okay kinda song. Video is rather dull. It's not an "event" like before. DP have gone over the hill.
>>10238897my waifu and/or imouto
>>10238918nice pastaIt's not the full song.
The birds have scalesAnd the fish take wingI knowI know
>>10238897non-pony oc who is a qt 3.14 loli and is not only my waifu, but is also my imouto
>>10238897>having an anime waifu
>>10238928>you will never be the childhood friend of Sweetie Belle and meet her years later, her grown from a spunky girl into a beautiful woman
>>10238904IT BOUNCED AND IT SWAYED
Quickly drawfags draw Derpy in MS paint.
>>10238855that's fucking terrifying
>>10238949it's like he's experiencing a vlc glitch in real life
>>10238918>yfw the best songs on the album will be the ones where there's no featured artistI'm really stoked to listen to the one where Panda Bear's featured in
>>10238918DP has always been kinda mediocre. It's just one of those bands that's trendy to like, but few people actually listen to.
>>10238928I want to hit that so much.
>>10238949Jesus Christ is that guy dying?
>>10238980sexually?who wouldn't
>>10238926brother
>>10238996heart attack
>>10238996he came
not enough music in this thread.also you are all fags.http://youtu.be/llyiQ4I-mcQ
>>10238950>you'll never discover that she's the same sweet, kind-hearted girl she was when you were kids>you'll never build up the courage to ask her out on a date
>>10238992>having a butt as your waifu
>>10238974
>>10238977>DP has always been kinda mediocre.Yeah. They can do some really catchy but repetitive pop songs and dance beats.>but few people actually listen to.Wouldn't shock me. But I give Discovery a go pretty much at least once a week.
>>10239019>>10238949>>10238996a pony just finished sucking him off under the table, that's a fairly normal reaction
>>10239003>brother>Rarity will never be your big sister
I wonder if anyone will imitate me. I'm always trying different stuff so I dunno if I really have my own thing.
>>10238996Heart attack and died.
>>10239055I really like Homework a lot
>>10239051I had to look at the file type to find out if that thing is moving or not. I guess it's time for bed.
>>10239030music is for suckashttp://youtu.be/_ckCo80imFo
>>10239061>Sweetie will never be your little sister
>>10239066are you drawing for the event?
>>10239061I'd rather have her as my aunt
>>10239061sorry dudenot into incest>>10239089being like a big brother to Sweetie would be pretty cash though
>>10239072At least he died laughing ;_;
>>10239038don'tdon't do this to me man
>>10239066I think most feel kinda intimidated by you
>>10239038>you will never see her face as she says yes>you will never plan to take her to the fanciest place in town>you will never nearly die just seeing her in the most beautiful dress in the world>you will never take-I CAN'T DO ITI'M SORRY I JUST CAN'T
>>10239038>you then discover she's a smoker, loud mouthed,spoiled brat that wants you to buy her shit and take her to palces>she'll never give herself to you>she'll keep blueballing you and at the same time she is cheating on you with another guy
bang
>>10239095Having her as a hot cousin would be best, the one cousin that all your friends want to fuck and ask if you jerk off to her, which you vehemently deny, despite it being true.
>>10239089>>Sweetie will never be your little sisterReal life little girls who are super adorable and amazing aren't hard to find. There's a lot of poor ones. I take care of a little girl who's the sweetest, most perfect thing ever. Her family is poor as fuck though (single mom, unemployed). But I basically have a little sister out of the deal. It's awesome. I take care of her all the time, and ensure she gets a good diet.
>>10239066It would take forever for someone to do this.
>>10239142aaaand you broke it
>>10238959Best thing I've draw all day.
>>10239150DING DONG! THE WITCH IS DEAD!
>>10239142FUCK OFF. SHE WOULD BE PERFECT AND YOU KNOW IT.
>>10239162holy christ apple is good.
>>10239161that's fucking adorabledo you watch ponies together?who's her favorite?
>>10239142>Sweetie Belle>growing up to be an assholeSorry Anon, but I just don't see it happening.
>>10239175Stop denying reality. I take you're one fo those anons that think that ponies would fall on their knees to suck you off when you come to equestria, too.BREAKING NEWS: YOU'D BE TREATED AS A JOKE AND YOU'D DIE ALONEMore at 11.
>>10238980join the club
>>10239162Not as long as you'd think, actually. The face is a little long here
>>10239161You better play nice, anonI'm just saying
>>10239161Are you fucking her mom?
>>10239198>>10239175>>10239170As much as I like squeakysong I have to admit that she's taking the worst from her sister. She's going to become a manipulative bitch.
>>10239218>image doesn't loadwhy do you do this to moot
>>10239218>club
>>10239185Worst part is that he's fast too. Watching him stream is mesmerizing.
>>10239241
>>10239161are you at least snuggling her and waiting for her to fall for you in 5/6 years,anon?
>>10239236>taking the worst from her sisterConfirmed for not watching the showConfirmed for terrible brony headfanon
>>10239134>you'll never walk her to the door at the end of the night>she'll never take your hands in hers and tell you she had a lot of fun>she'll never lean in and give you a kiss on the cheek
>>10239261
>>10239198All nice girls grow up to be sluts, I've seen it happen many times.
>>10239284Exhibit 1: Marker Pony
>>10239270>all those bags she brought just to stay one day with rarity>all those bags she brought in SiP
>>10239277
>>10239299
>>10239244>read Explore Austin as Explore AutismIf only...
>>10239299eeeyup.
>>10239218>tfw in two sweetie greentextsfeels weird man
>>10239313I'd like Gilda more if she were a pony
>>10239305those were Rarity's bags
>>10239315I would boop that pony, alright
>>10239218the bath one will never be done
>>10239270Rarity manipulates others to get attention constantly, she manipulated that nerd pony with her looks, and she regularly manipulates her friends by being melodramatic. She's a terrible pony. She's vain, selfish, stuck up, and shallow.
>>10239330And sweetie belle's. Also you're evading my answer,because she did bring all those fucking bags when she came over to rarity's.
>>10239305>having luggage makes you a complete slutty brat bitch that smokesI'm thinking you might not know women as well as you think you do
how much time do i have left to do pone emulation
>>10239339>she makes that pose and says that>you boop her on the nose>she just frowns
>>10239209>mfw he thinks I think thisNo, I would try to befriend them first. Then when they see we really aren't that different, then I'd go for a stable relationship with a pony.>>10239236>this is what he actually believes>mfw still>>10239273Thank you for helping me.Time to cry.
>>10239342I'll finish where it was left off if people still want closure.
>>10239347AND THAT'S WHY SHE'S WORST PONELook at this pone though.
>>10238959
>>10239313Gilda sure has a nice pussy...I mean, she sure is a nice pussy. Pussycat bird. Catbird. That's what I meant. I don't like griffons sexually.
>>102393536 hours 20 minutes I think
>>10239261>The Hero Yoshihiko Good taste
>>10239384that pony almost looks like a human.
>>10239242reload the page!alternatively, have this instead.
>>10239354>denying marker pony what she asks forSounds like fun.
>>10239306
>>10239392you're a bad liar anon
>>10239354I'd boop her on the belly at the very least. You can't just up and boop her crotchular area though. That'd be too forward.
>>10239376bitch, you stopped just as it was getting good!FINISH IT
>>10239404I almost forgot to fap to this today.Thanks for reminding me.
>>10239347Don't forget materialistic. And the fact that she puts Spike on to make him do things for her.
>>10239376do it
>>10239416I agree, Marker Pony is a lady.
>>10239327>>10239392I like her more as a human.
>>10239392>not wanting to smack that catbutt
>>10239412
What if loli x Marker?
>>10239347>She's vain, selfish, stuck up, and shallow.I'm guessing Suited For Success,Sweet and Elite and Sisterhooves Social never happened
I realize I'm a little slow on this. Bear with me.>>10238575You come face-to-face with Celestia one night, shocked by her sudden appearance in your living room. Frantically sitting up from your spot on the couch, you gape and swallow at the image of the graceful alabaster alicorn, then look to the item she's holding up in the air with her magic.It's popcorn."Uh, uh, uh," is all you manage before Celestia speaks."Scoot aside, Anon," she says.You do so without a word, eyes still wide open, unbelieving. Celestia lies down on the couch next to you and levitates the popcorn bowl up to you."Care for a snack?""H-how?"She smiles, throwing some popcorn in her mouth. "You feel asleep on the couch. You still are. I just thought I'd join you."Still unsure, you slowly grab some of the popcorn and toss it in your mouth. It's excessively buttery with just a touch of salt; exactly how you like it. You're about to ask how she knew, but decide to just play along. If it's really a dream, it'd be best to just enjoy the moment and not question too much."So what are we watching tonight?" she asks.You grab the remote and hit play. "It's a scary movie. I hope you're okay with that..."Eating a few more kernels of popcorn, she gives you the warmest smile she can manage. "Whatever you like. I'm sure I'll enjoy it."
>>10239421That's not what I posted! It should've been Evil from Custom Robo making an 'I came' face!
>>10239421happy fapping
>>10239347>straw man Rarity in a Sweetie Belle argument with retard logic to bootNo thank you. I'll keep liking Rarity because she's a great pone and a good friend.
>>10239445but tex usually makes it work.
>>10239419it was late and I was tired and then I thought people forgot about it or something>>10239432Tonight sound good?
>>10239404>reload page>same images dick upI didn't feel like masturbating anyway I guess
>>10239457Celestia is just a big baby, it turns out.The moment the killer shows up on the screen, she puts a hoof to her mouth and gasps. A sudden urge to comfort her comes over you, but it feels inappropriate—fake, even, in a dream like this. Instead, you just turn back to the movie. For a while, you both watch in silence, nothing more that the occasional heavy breath from Celestia as she releases her built-up fears. With each audible exhale, you scoot a little closer to her, the need to at least touch her growing by the second. Eventually, you lay a hand on one of her hooves just as a scene gets dark, and she immediately grabs it and pulls it to her chest, hugging it with both forehooves.You smile at her, taking the opportunity to rub her chest, which seems to calm her, if only a little. She tugs on your arm, making you scoot over to where your shoulder is now touching her cheek. Unconsciously, she rests her head on your shoulder, chin digging in as her tensions run higher."Celestia, it's just a movie. Calm down," you say, adding some teasing to your tone."Oh my goodness, he's going to—EEP!"You find yourself launched into Celestia's embrace as she grabs you with magic, now hugging you to her belly with legs and wings. Those spectacular wings of hers are actually blocking your view of the screen."Um, Celestia? I can't see the TV."Her body trembles against yours. "I know! I'm protecting you from that horrible villian! He can't get you if you can't see him!"You look up, finding Celestia squinting her eyes shut. "I'm not sure that's how it works... besides, he's not real.""Real enough! Did you see that knife?!"Sighing, you reply, "Yes, I saw the knife. It was very big and scary and NOT REAL." You reach over to the nightstand, grab the remote, and turn the TV off."It's real somewhere!""Celestia..." Rolling your eyes, you turn around to hug her. As soon as you get your arms around her, her trembling disappears.
>>10239421>that thumbnailwait let me help you>>10239420>>10239422
>>10239455She continues to exhibit the same behavior after those episodes. Rarity as worst pony is canon.
>>10239455Oh it did, but then Sleepless in Ponyville happened...
>>10239473sure go for it
>>10239477She looks down at you. "Oh, dear. I fear I've made quite the fool of myself.""It's okay. Lots of people are scared by that stuff. I used to be, too. That's why I love it."She manages a smile at your comforting words, laying a hoof atop your head. With a yawn, she lays down on the couch with you still hugging her. A wing starts stroking your back, something between a pat and a massage."I had fun, Anon. Your dreams are very... entertaining."Bringing a hand up to her cheek, you caress her face, the soft visage of a timeless ruler—but for now, nothing more than a friend to watch scary movies alongside."I had fun, too. I just wish this was real.""Oh, Anon, my little Anon... how do you know it isn't?"
>meta spamUh.
>>10239433She sure is
>>10239093I dunno yet. but if I do >>10239247
>>10239445>torresThat match was amazing
>>10239466All of this is true, though. Are you the kind of guy with a slut girlfriend who'll deny she's a slut and let her get away with fucking around in front of you?
Would you fuck a pony?
>>10239504Reminds me of Woodruff.
>>10239477>Celestia being this scared of a movie
>>10239489>implying
>>10239347Being melodramatic is a part of her personality. You're looking for things to hate, anon.>>10239466not actually seeing a strawman, there....>>10239489>my opinions are canonthis will never fly, dude
>>10239530at this point do you really have to ask?
>>10239504where was that pic from?
>>10239530a cartoon pony? yesor a real pony? also probably yes
>>10239530If she is my favorite pone, then of course.
>>10239530Where do you think we are?
>>10239373>you'll never get back to your car, to find that she slipped a little scrap of paper into your pocket while she had you distracted with that kiss>it has her phone-number written on it>"Call Me!" is written in cute, girly handwriting with a heart for a dot on the exclamation-point>and a little smiley-face next to it
>>10239530In a heartbeat. All the ponies in this show are so sexy it's ridiculous.
>>10239493To be fair Sweeite Belle did a little Manipulation of her own in order to get Rarity to go.
>>10239445
>>10239404>Human Sweetie BelleYuck, you can keep it.
>>10239496>>10239477>>10239457Very good,anon. Very good.I'd like to do this with a girlfriend, the day I'll get one.
>>10239558I'm going to kill myself now.
>>10239536>second person I see using my cap>they used my filename this timeis this what contributing actual content is like
>>10239534I think that's because of >>10238169
>>10239572Then I wouldn't.Yeah, I'm a fag just like that.I would still be aroused tho.
>>10239590what do you have a waifu or something
>>10239542Boku no Twilight
>>10239577>not wanting a voluptuous human Sweetie Belle calling you big bro as you fuck her silly
>>10239347>took spikes gem on his birthday.>nuff said.
When your favorite pony is the center of a running gag based around her vain and materialistic behavior, that should tell you something.
>>10239530Nyes___
>>10239473>forgot about itI never forget.ever.
>>10239590Even if that were the only pony available and your favorite pony didn't exist
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F_MKG-GP3jQ>you will never pilot super robot with pony
>>10239576
>>10239530where do you think we are,anon?
>>10239584COPYRIGHT HASBRO
>>10239632>/mlp/
>>10239530Maybe.
>>10239530i have had sex with a real horse 3 times already and plan to have more.
>>10239595Y-Yes.
>>10239620How much did you boner to the new Pacific Rim trailer?
>>10239530I fantasize about it daily. I'm ashamed of myself for being so strongly sexually aroused by this cartoon.
>>10239558Oh god.That's the sweetest thing.
>>10239645...oh
>>10239607>accepted Spike's gift and thanked him wholeheartedly for itI don't see anything wrong with this>>10239610>materialisticyes>vainno
>>10239650I legit almost started touching myself
>>10239647Good man, show that mare a good time. Are you anywhere near New England?
>>10239662No Applejackcontributors aren't for sexual
>>10239647Is it really that good, nachos?
>>10239577
>>10239669hahahaha gross
>>10239610>When your favorite ponyall the characters are running gags
>>10239671NOWE ARE NOT HOOKING UP TO FUCK A REAL HORSE IN THIS THREAD
>>10239669
>>10239665>accepted Spike's gift and thanked him wholeheartedly for ityou can't be fucking seriousIt's like rarifags have selective vision and don't ever see the flaws in her favourite slut.
>>10239669It's going to be shallow and forgettable. Now Man of Steel on the other hand...
>>10239690Partypooper
>>10239669Good shit then.
>>10239665>vain>adjective, vain·er, vain·est.>excessively proud of or concerned about one's own appearance, qualities, achievements, etc.Yes.
>>10239671You bring shame to our glorious region anon
>>10239692not him but she kissed him and said thank you, isn't that enough? Ir's like you have selective vision and don't ever see the whole scene
>>10239620I would rather be the super robot.
>>10239645
>>10239700My one fear is that we've already seen all of the action scenes by way of trailers.You don't understand, I just want two and a half hours of robots beating the piss out of monsters. Everything else is a distraction
>>10239700>gigantic robot beating up primeval aliens with a freighterHow could that not end great?I'm not even sarcastic here
>>10239583>>10239654>she calls Applebloom as soon as she's back up in her room>she spends the next 2 hours spilling every last detail of your date and how wonderful it was, laying on her bed kicking her legs in the air and twirling a lock of her hair around her finger>"Do...Do you think he'll call, AB...?">"He better! Or he'd be a damn fool!"aren't you going to call her, anon?
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>10239718The midwest might as well look the same as Dixie. I've been living in this shithole for months
>>10239675its good but i dont own the horse. good thing i have a fetish for people watching me have sex with a horse.
>>10239692Someone sure is butthurt. Rarity is a good pony, even if you don't think so.
>>10239690aw.
>>10239558>>10239583>>10239654>>10239732
>>10239732YES FOR THE LOVE OF GODYES
>>10239740I-Is he serious? Is he joking?
>>10239718>>10239738I can confirm that the midwest is a wasteland ravaged by meth and crime. It's the midwestern equivalent of the Crack Epidemic.
Luna is my favorite character in the show, I like her because she is very relatable being that she is somewhat outcasted from society in episodes like Luna Eclipsed and despite her abilities (e.g entering dreams) she is commonly seen as different from everyone else in the show in my eyes. Also Twilight/Luna is my OTP.
>>10239748AAA
>>10239736She's pretty skinnybut I love that
>>10239729I've no doubt that it will be entertaining, but I don't think it will be terribly memorable.
>>10239740>people watching youHave fun with your life being completely ruined.
>>10239723That would be cool.Who'd be your Lal'c?
>>10239748Oh my god i'm die.
>>10239748a-anon, I...
>>10239740You better get a tripod and a camera and record something for us.Do you think the owner would shoot you if he caught you? Getting caught is the only thing I'm worried about, otherwise I'd have done it already.
>>10239692you can't be fucking seriousit's like hateanons have selective visions and don't see the values in [insert thing they don't like here]>>10239708>excessively>implying she's not the prettiestbut seriously, she's a fashion designer. It's her job and passion to try and look as nice as possible. That's not being excessively concerned with her own appearance.
>>10239772Yeah, people said that about Abe Lincoln, too. Then they started throwing horses at each other.
>>10239719>kiss on the cheek and say thank you>for a gem the size of spike's headShe xoaxed him into snafu to give the gem to her because she know he's madly in love with her and he'd do anything to make her love him, even if it his giving his most prized posession. That dragon just makes me so sad sometimes.And so do you.
>>10239774dude, the farmer(s) obviously fuck it toohorses dont just let people fuck them willy nilly, you gotta train that shit so they dont kick your nuts in
>>10239760she's okay 7/10
>>10239708>excessively proud of or concerned about one's own appearance, qualities, achievements, etc.>excessivelyIf she were so self-absorbed with herself that she outright insulted others and hurt relationships with her vanity, then yeah, I'd agree with you. There's nothing wrong with wanting to look good and manage your appearance, rarihatefag.
>>10239759Having come from the Midwest, I can say pretty surely that the reason Meth and Binge Drinking are so huge of a problem is because there's nothing else to DO out there.
>>10239797>Horses don't just let people fuck themSome do, actually
>>10239792She also gave him a present along with the other pones, did you not even watch the episode?
>>10239732Punch those numbers in.
>>10239748WHAT IS IT?I'M EUROFAG
>>10239802Why would you do that?
>>10239792a kiss is more "prized" than a shitty gem he can grow any day.
>>10239806KY here. Same deal. Rural areas are fucking trash.
>>10239802>that gif>that filename
>>10239748THAT'S A FEMALE THINGYOU'RE FEMALETHAT'S GOODWE SHOULD SEX
>>10239802Where the fuck was he even aiming?
>>10239828Just like here in OH.Fuck the midwest.
>>10239772>another superhero movievs>fucking big budget giant robots fighting monsters
I like this
>>10239824there is no area code dude, it's a meaningless number
>literal horsefuckingstop it you guys
>>10239797A lot of horses will just stand there because it's mildly pleasant to them. Miniature mares will actively back up into you and show lots of arousal because human cock is actually capable of pleasing them. The best way to get them to stand still is feed them carrots or something. Once you do it a few times, they'll understand what to do when you start fucking them, and they'll stand rock steady.
>>10239864oh. damn murikans.
>>10239824Boku no Phone number
What if a precocious filly had a crush on her teacher?
>>10239866>literal horsefuckingam I late?
>>10239889what does that paper say?also, japanese lolita
>>10239889You mean like Rumble or Sweetie on Cheerilee?
>>10239889woah nelly
>>10239866It feels too good for me to be ashamed. My retirement dream is buying some land and opening up a ranch and growing lots of vegetables and weed. Then I can stand in my front yard smoking a joint and fucking a pony.
>>10239841The antlers, it's one weak spot
Alright, I'm going to try doing some Glitter Glue style pinkie pie tonight. I really want to make it a .gif, but I have no clue how to do that. How hard is it to make a gif in Image Ready CS2 with no prior knowledge of how to?
>>10239889OrOr
>>10239908look up a couple post AD.
your knowledge about real no joke actual real life this isnt internet funny time anymore horse sex is slightly unnerving
>>10239910>filly
>>10239921>trying to break monster parts with a bowhaah waaw
>>10239827I wouldn't go so far as to say he thought the gem was worthless, but I would say he was probably going to eat it.
>>10239921>The antlersSYYYYYYYYYLVIAAAAAAA
>>10239918>Then I can stand in my front yard smoking a joint and fucking a pony.Living the dream.
>>10239941Rumble is a little confused
>>10239925Just find yourself a copy of flash, dude.
>>10239909"I want you to ejaculate inside me"
>>10239918I'm totally saving this and reanming it "what any anon in Mlpg wants to do"
>>10239889If that was Sweetie Belle or Silver Spoon I'd die.
>>10239947he said he was going to and he can grow a gem like that anyday.
>>10239951GET YOUR PONE OUT OF THE OVEN
>>10239868>Miniature mares will actively back up into you and show lots of arousal because human cock is actually capable of pleasing them.That little tidbit of information only further drives my desire to please small marshmallow equines.
>>10239910>/ll/hmmi require more of this
>Literal horsefuckingWE 7CHAN NOW
>>10239909"the pleasure of being cummed inside"
>>10239973GO BACK TO SCREAMING AND CURSING
>>10239971>not filly pinkieyou're dead to me
>>10239909"All pedophiles should be castrated."
>>10239939Your post was unnerving to read. Learn to type, nigger.
>>10239989>>10239961haha oh god japanese are sick fucks
>>10239973'k.
>>10239939Mares in heat are really loose and wet, at least the full size ones are. Shetland pony size horses are tight and they wink nonstop, once you have sex with them regularly, they'll come up to you and engage by blocking your path, raising their tail, and winking in your face.
>>10239941Rumble looks a little like a filly.
>>10239941>implying rumble isn't a fillyhe looks like one and sounds feminine as fuck
>>10240004Hey, that'd be fucking awesome. I didn't realize we were getting into filly versions of mainhorse
>>10240014that' a half assed work you're doing there Aj
>>10240001watAnyway I'm not arguing this because it's terribly silly and just incorrect.
>>10240001He's just a really effeminate colt, anon.So what if he likes to put on makeup and wear his mom's dresses sometimes?
>>10240025>>10240028GUYS, RUMBLE IS A GUY.
>>10240045>So what if he likes to put on makeup and wear his mom's dresses sometimes?that's Lickety
>>10240023Really? Like, they just honestly enjoy having sex that much? What if you ignore their blocks and don't give them the D?
Would you your favorite pony if they were still a filly?
>>10240034Why do you always have to butt in with your opinions anon?
>>10240014Talk about some hot buns fresh from the oven!
>>10240001>deletedwat
Featherweight is a cuter colt
>>10240034anon plsshe's clearly using her hole ass.
>>10240034Looks like she's using the whole thing to me, but she needs to put her back into it.
>>10240067i fucked up
>>10240059Yes, of course I would still cuddle and give bellyrubs
>>10240058>not giving them the dwhat kind of monster are you?
>>10240059I want to inside rainbow dash
>>10240058Friendzone. Bad end
>>10240041but he uses the filly body model
>there's 5 male characters in the whole damn show>they all have to be gayfuck you mlpg, straight relationships exists too
>>10240081>trying to hide your shame
>>10240074>Hole ass>HoleU-unf
>>10240048I know that, I'm just saying he could dress up girly and infiltrate a all girl slumber party.and then beat off in their bathroom after Diamond Tiara flashes her muff at him playfully
>>10240059Would I what?
Pedos pls go
>>10240100Cheerimac is the only oneEveryone else in the show is gayPonies reproduce by budding
>>10240100THANK YOU.
>>10239982>go to 7chan>one of apple's pictures was posted>the poster was bannedHAHAHAHAHA
>>10240100Then why are you alone?
>>10240100>implying Cherrimac isn't cannon
Holy shit this filly Vinyl.FUCKING ADORABLE.
>>10240058They orgasm forcefully and usually drip cream everywhere while doing so. When they're enjoying sex they'll clench and grunt loudly. Depends on the horse, though. Some don't like sex at all, some will chase after you winking and dripping.
>>10240057Why not both?Maybe they get together and give each over bad makeovers and model dresses for each other.
>>10240100Thank god someone said this, Time Turner and Thunderlane are MEN dammit.
>>10240130which one?
>>10240122>Ponies reproduce by buddingWell it makes sense. The show is all about friendship, so its only naturally they'red be so many buddies!
>>10240131Actually I am not! Suck on that! Why are you?
>>10240097And he's still a colt. The point is moot because he's young anyway. Young kids don't have crimson chins.>>10240113wtf dan
Jesus look at this mess of an articlehttp://gyropedia.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_GeneralWhere is the rape? Where are the oppressed Russian women and SNES emulation information? Somebody fix this!
>>10240139That is pretty dang cute
>>10240149tt is a friendzoned loser
>>10239748>>10239751 >>10239822>"Hello?">"Er, h-hi Sweetie, it's Anon.">a huge smile comes to her face as she giddily dances in place>"HecalledhecalledhecalledheCALLED!">across the room, Rarity waves her arms in the air and mimes putting a phone to her ear>instantly straightening herself out, Sweetie clears her throat and returns the receiver to her ear>"Hi Anon! How...how was your week?">Rarity rolls he eyes>"It was...it was pretty good. H-How was yours?">she thinks back to how she'd spent the past week in a dreamy trance since your date the previous weekend>"Oh, y'know...pretty much more of the same.">"C-Cool...">on the other side of the line you're just about ready to throttle yourself>Rarity moves her hand in a "keep-going" gesture>Sweetie nods>"S-So...what can I help you with?">"I, uh...I was wondering if you maybe wanted to...go...somewhere again-">"YES!">Rarity smacks her forehead>"U-Uh, I mean...where do you wanna go?"
1-9 stalker CoP0 stay here and continue discussing the logistics of actual horsefucking
>>10240149but >>10240113 rumble doesn't count?
>>10240160Because I spend my nights on MLPg and dont live an interesting life to attract anyone from the opposite sex
>>10240162>Young kids don't have crimson chins.shady dazelickety split
>>10240080Hey Tex, will you ever draw Applepone solo porn involving apples?
>>10240151not a porn
>>10240059yes she is super cute as a filly as shown by your picture.
>>10240171>Rarity>MimesROSS CONFIRMED FOR WRITEFAG
>>10240174stram
>>10240163>Where are the oppressed Russian women???
>>10240116fuck
>>10240139...shit man that's cute. Now let's make her 70 feet tall and give her a huge flourescent dick.
>>10240162>implying that's not how it would go downCosmo pls, Rumble might not be for sexual but you gotta admit that Rumble is for sexual>>10240178Rumble is a colt, not a stallion
>>10240139>Dj acid before drugs
>>10240100>there's like a hundred+ females in the show>they all have to be lesbiansWhy aren't you making this arguement instead?
>>10240139>>10240171>this thread sponsored by Lipitor
>>10240190SHUT UP IT'S THE VERB FORM NOT THE NOUN
>>10240192I don't have a stram accountAlso this internet is awfulAnd I'm in a big room with like 5 other people hereMaybe some other time
>>10240194Why would I do that?Ponies are not for sexual. I'd just want to love them and protect them and be like a big bro
>>10240130Whoa what? really?
Aw shit niggas look what I found!http://www.alexhays.com/loomis/Now you can learn to draw!
>>10240185but we're your best buds, mate.
>>10240205
>>10240205I'm not admitting anything.
>>10240197>>10240216>DJ AcidNO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
>>10240130Link me.
>>10240228You can still do that.
>>10240141>drip creamIsn't wink juice usually just piss? That's one thing that turns me off about fucking an actual horse.
>>10240216Stay in school, kids
>>10240243>>10240250Alright jeez
>>10240141http://i.imgur.com/9v7iAOH.gifThis is what one looks like. It feels even better than it looks, there's a reason farm kids fuck the mares, that reason being it feels incredible and you lose your desire to masturbate.
>>10240231But wait! There's more!http://www.mediafire.com/view/?3hmonk7v5ny230w
>>10240243>>10240250
>>10240250>>10240243PANIC
>>10240243>>10240250durrand didn't you do a rumble/cherilee fapfic?hypocrite~
>>10240243>>10240250NONOT AGAINWE NEED TO GET OUT OF THIS PLACE
>>10240239And none of you are cute girls who want to have fun and maybe doink.MLPG is fun, but not what I want
>>10240230don't worryyour name wasn't mentioned and everyone told him to fuck offexcept one guy who said it was be nice to date a horse with human intelligence
>>10240139>You will never live in Equestria>You will never meet your waifu>You will never meet tons of new friends>They will never invite you over for the evening for a bonfire>The unicorns will never start putting on small little amateur magic shows to entertain everyone>Your pony friend with the guitar cutie mark will never start playing his guitar and singing campfire songs>It will never start getting so cold where the fire won't cut it, and one of the ponies bring out some blankets>He will never not have enough>You will never have to share a blanket with two other ponies who snuggle up to you once they're wrapped inside>They will never start exchanging cutie mark stories>They will never all simultaneously laugh at a particularly funny one>Your feet will never hurt>The music will never be too loud>You will never wish you were at home on the internet
>>10240270>there's a reason farm kids fuck the maresBut they don't.
>>10240231oh thanksi'll download this stuff and never read it, but its still nice to have it
>>10240259No, it's a lot thicker and creamier. Some mares do piss when they orgasm.
>>10240243>>10240250ahahahohohayheha
>>10240243>>10240250I've been around here too much...
>>10240243>>10240250whatever you say, boss
>>10240287>Implying
Here's a very angular Roseluck. I don't know how to color so I dunno. Yeah something.
>>10240287How do you know? Are you a farm kid?
>>10240171oh god dammit where do we go?ooh, a day at the lake? a picnic!
>>10240231http://archive.org/search.php?query=creator%3A%22Loomis%2C+Andrew%22It's on Archive .org as well. It seems copyright expired on these.
>>10240282and yet here you are
>>10240171>Rarity moves her handYou lost me
>>10240298Who would win in a fightThe MaskOr Pinkie?
>>10240259nohttp://i.imgur.com/by1fM5I.gif
>>10240278PffffftMaybe.
>>10240282Then why don't you just go out,anon? I mean you can stay a day without going on mlpg. you have friends,right?
http://derpibooru.org/312812>L.Faust
>>10240323Neither, they'd just get wasted together somewhere
>>10240321they've been humans this whole friggin' time, ignoramus!
>>10240139That is it. I am inspired.I am going to make a story based off having met Vinyl Scratch at a young age, when she used to be that polite, by-the-book girl, and meeting her years later, and discovering she's a fucking DJ. A DJ, of all things. Not to mention pretty damn hot.Does that sound awful? TOO BAD. It will be better on paper, I swear.In fact, you know what? I'LL MAKE AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE OF STORIES WHERE THIS TAKES PLACE.God, I have too much free time on my hands.
>>10240323the audience
>>10240309That is really neat, probably one of the best angular style ponies I've seen. You should do a rounded fluttershy
>>10240309Reminds me of the artist theartrix
>>10240325wowthat's uhsomething
>>10240319I'm not trying to doink the MLPGI have fun here, but I want more. Coming here to fulfill my deep seeded desire for companionship is like driving a car because I'm hungry
>>10240284you know, you could just go outside and have friends.In real life. Actual friends. Find a girl. Fall in love.It's not that complicated.
>>10240309Reminds me a bit of Xieril's styleThat's a very cute horse though
>>10240347I wish I had free time on my hands. I should be doing work.But insteadHere I am
>>10240342EwI've seen better art here
>>10240309>I don't know how to color>colored near perfectly
>>10240372faggot
>>10240309I think you've been playing minecraft for too long,anon.
>>10240309Who are you? LK?
>>10240310Yes. While we never had horses, our neighbors did. This just isn't something you do and people who talk about it like it's just a normal fucking thing have no idea what it's like to actually grow up on a farm. Sorry, while we all talk about how much we wanna rail our favorite colored pony, real equines are different. There's got to be a disconnect between reality and fiction.
>>10240347FUCKING DO ITHAVE HER EXPERIENCE A UNIVERSE OF MUSIC GENRES
>>10240372I think the joke is lost on you and you're a very thick person.
>>10240323>fight>implying they wouldn't just team up and become an unstoppable force of gagsSOMEBODY STOP MEH
>>10240380I know that feel way too well.
>>10240328oh I know you didi saved it~
>>10240372>It's not that complicated.You've never done it then
>>10240401He is just a simple anon artist
>>10240404Same here.
>>10239496more of this plox
>>10240422> Stanley and Pinkie will never sing Cuban Pete together
>>10240430faggot needs to get a tumblr so i can follow him
>>10240409No, I mean it'll be a giant shippingverse. Like, say, Crowley's stories.I will call it the Stillerverse.
>>10240325That's a pony that probably wants the D
>>10240425oh shit really
>>10240430>those eyelashesAtryl?
>>10240404My cousin used to brag about how good fucking his horse felt, but he was always a fucked up kid. I'm not sure if it was actually true.
>>10240414>>10240396Yeah, I didn't quite catch the joke. Sorry it's 3 am on my end.So uh, what's the joke?
>>10240404>There's got to be a disconnect between reality and fiction.
>>10240449ohWELL STILL DO ITAND SHIP HER WITH LYRA
http://gyropedia.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_General
>>10240468>listening to the vocal minority
>>10240465Atryl's not the only artist ever to draw stylized eyelashes
>>10240372>tfw no friends
>>10240449For the love of god don't do it.
>>10240468And my cousin used to brag that he hollowed out a cucumber, stuck it in the microwave and jerked off with it.Kids are fucking stupid.
>>10240457Yes~Your Day/Night Guard fic too
>>10240476FUCK THATI HATE NON-HETERO SHIPSI'LL MAKE UP A SHITTY CHARACTER ON THE SPOT OR SOMETHING
>>10240477>read more>Gary Oak
>>10240476>not shipping her with a shipPLEB
>>10240477Yes. We know.
>>10240489Why not?No seriously if there's a reason I shouldn't,t tell me so I can save myself from this.
>>10240486>LyraBon lesbian parent implications>the valentines was meant for TwistWhoa
>>10240342checked the guy's page, he says he paid "a lot" for it.Does Faust take commissions?
>>10240313>your mind races as potential date-spots run through your mind>"U-Uh...how about the the park? We could...we could have a picnic, or...something...">"A picnic?! Ohmigosh, I'd love to! I can make the food!">a chill runs down Rarity's spine, a look of absolute dread coming to her face>accept her offer?>offer to make something yourself?
>>10240468My cousin used to draw Pinkie Pie and talk about how much he loved her and wished she was real and would love him back.
>>10240483no but he draws them very close to his styleassuming he did this pic of course
>>10240372>Find a girl>Fall in love
>>10240472ReiDuran is a very >feel-y guy and the last three lines are a reference to a >feel reaction image
>>10240477Why would anyone make a wiki for those awful greek sandwiches?
>>10240515it was probably some charity auction thing
>>10240501FINE FINEWHAT ABOUTTHE PIANO PONY FROM OCTAVIA'S GROUP?
>>10240502>Gyropedia is an encyclopedia regarding the pony imageboard culture, mainly Ponychan and MLPchan, and any splinter sites or popular topics that are often thrown around here.No wonder.
>>10240510Shipping is fucking retarded.
>>10240526his sense of anatomy is pretty good tooand his snouts are somewhat similar
>>10240477>>10240506OH WAIT WHATWHAT
>>10240526atryl didnt draw that
>>10240526That's not even close to Atryl. That's Aldente.
>>10240527But I've already done thatExpect she's not real
>>10240527>falling in love with a girl
>>10240527okay okayFind a MAN. Fall in love.
>>10240525STEVEN?!
>>10240526topshot has a habit of drawing lashes that are more like this artist's
>>10240552...You'd rather fall in love with Big Mac?
>>10240548>That's Aldente.No wonder it bites!
>>10240540WELL ANON, MAYBE SOME OF US LIKE SHIPPING BECAUSE IT'LL MAKE UP FOR THE FACT THAT WE HAVE NO GF!>>10240534THAT MAKES NO SENSEHOW WOULD THEY EVEN MEET
>>10240557Never again
I'd at least stick my finger in there, it's too tempting to avoidhttp://i.imgur.com/Z0Emisp.jpg
>>10240547i know>>10240548>>10240542the eyes and snout really remind me of him>>10240560don't know who that is
>>10240526I think he's following my advice or just likes to draw to get brony famous because I see him posting his new shit ALL THE TIME. Sometimes he'll post 3-4 new pics in a single thread.Rock on Anon
>>10240557>AppleDan>a>singular
>>10240557>being a fagbucket
>>10240568
>>10240524Why not together?
>>10240526This is really good.
>>10240552http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q27BfBkRHbs
>>10240528oh I know the whole >the music is too loudetc etc thing. But I thought the previous ones were serious >you will never.I mean, I see them all the time.
>>10240577Next time I see that artist I'll call him Atryl and see what he thinks
>>10240566Girl denotes female humans, anon.Do I have to explain everything?
>>10240571WELL FUCK IT THENDO WHATEVER THE HELL YOU WANTJUST MAKE IT CUTE
>>10240577>don't know who that ishttp://sofas-and-quills.deviantart.com/
>>10240575kiiiinkyyy.>>10240586I'm sorry I thought I was on mlpg.
>>10240576>those colorsThat looks disgusting
>>10240582DO HE HAVE A TUMBLR?I NEED IT
>>10240571YEAH THAT'S WHY I WROTE MY FIRST SHIPFIC IN THE FIRST PLACEIT WAS PRETTY GREAT, I ACTUALLY PUT ON PAPER WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED TO DO WITH A WOMAN BUT I NEVER DIDSADLY IT'S ONLY ON PAPER.
>>10240576>>10240626That looks like a black bucket of red paint
>>10240576I'd probably give it a quick lick and a fingering.
>>10240582His art seems more like he just likes to draw instead of wanting to get brony famous
>>10240372>finding a girl>falling in love>getting a steady job that pays well>getting married>having children>living somewhere that feels safe and secure>raising your children to be successful and happy>retire and spend your time travelling the country and world, before settling down someplace nice and quiet>die peacefully from your old age, and leave your wealth to your children>people still think this sort of life is possible and keep going for it>2013Fucking dumbass.You're a grown man who watches cartoon ponies and argues on the Internet.We're all doing to die alone.
>>10240626http://i.imgur.com/l2SeLSp.jpgit's all pink on the inside
>>10240590I can't stop watching that gifand it makes me giggle like an idiot every time
>>10240568that was actually good, who replaced SB?
>>10240659It's this pessimistic attitude that's actually stopping you from achieving anything
>>10240582>>10240654Yeah. He's great.Let's hope he doesn't catch Krautism.
>>10240635Quick everyone list Ponies that should get more artAllie WayJunebugSapphire ShoresMjolnaFleur
>>10240659I won't be alone as long as I have you guys.
>>10240582>he is drawing>it must be because of meWow
>>10240668I still can't see the appeal
>>10240590Talk about a group of SHDADDY character
>>10240690Applejack
>>10240690Carrot Top
>>10240611IT WILL BEI SWEAR ON MY LIFE
>>10240668>the 3D effect works2real4me
>>10240659it's the fact taht you think you will that stops you from actually achieving what you wish for.
>>10240689oh fuck off
>>10240690Applejack!
>>10240483>pone will never gently brush her luscious lashes all over your cock
>>10240690Vet ponyBabsTrain Conductor
>>10240690Chicken Butt
>>10240659>You're a grown man who watches cartoon ponies and argues on the Internet.>We're all doing to die alone.No sir, I'm a normal man that goes on 4chan and also likes to discuss ponies. I will get a girlfriend and have fun.
>>10240677I went to culinary school, I can do food jokes
>>10240690Harshwhinny ChickenbuttRarity's momMrs.Cake
>>10240690Ms. HarshwhinnyMayor MareNurse SweetheartDust DevilCheerileeBerry PunchRumble
>>10240690Hayseed TurniptruckMr and Ms Orange
>>10240678>>10240717Hivewisdom
>>10240690BAT PONE
>>10240690Quick Fix (pony with Beta Ray Belle)Vet poneThe main ponies (care package (pegasus), post haste (tall brown pone), the glasses one from pyhd)
>>10240690
>>10240743Then stick to goddamn food jokes, they're funny
>>10240690Pearl (Rarity's Mom)
>>10240690DJ Acid
>>10240689What's your problem? Has Kraut raped your mother or something?
>>10240690Colgate
>>10240779what the hell is thatI'm afraid
>>10240646I'd put just the tip in at first because I'd be cautious and reluctant. Then if I decided it felt good, I'd give it a solid pounding.
>>10240789Its just Ross
>>10240711GOODANY IDEAS?
>The Gathering of the Juggalos (The Gathering or GOTJ) is an annual festival put on by Psychopathic Records, featuring performances by the entire label roster as well as numerous well-known musical groups and underground artists. It was founded by Robert Bruce, Insane Clown Posse (Joseph Bruce and Joseph Utsler), and their label in 2000. Described by Joseph Bruce as a "Juggalo Woodstock"[1] (Juggalo being a nickname for fans of the Insane Clown Posse), the Gathering of the Juggalos spans five days and includes concerts, wrestling, games, contests, autograph sessions, karaoke, and seminars with artists. Over its first eleven events, the festival has drawn an attendance of about 107,500 fans.[2]http://gyropedia.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_General
>>10240799It's a pony anon
>>10240788Go drink lemon juice
Pony!
>>10240808GIMME A BREAK I'M IN MY BRAINSTORMING PHASE
>>10240830You left some colors on there.
>>10240830>leaving your color sample layer on
>>10240830WHAT ABOUT PONY
>>10240818WHAT IS THATWHAT IS THIS PONY YOU SPEAK ABOUT
>Neets are transfixed with MLPI wonder who could be behind this?
what of we had a writefag skype chat?
>>10240830>my request>full coloredUNF
>>10240866I think /pol/ rivals /v/ in having the worst memes.
>>10240872what would we use it for?
>>10240872we did have one once...
>>10240785ok thenOne time Ispent a year in the Chinese naveyIt was awful.al we ever ate was junk food!
>>10240604they call themselves girls on the show thoughwhen did you become so racist
>>10240872>talking in a mic not in my native language at 4 amnope.
>>10240844>>10240848N-no I didn't!
>>10240872pfftmight as well keep it here considering we've got nothing on that end
>>10240902Now you left Fluttershy in there.
>>10240891...where's the joke?
>>10240884bounce ideas around>>10240887oh?>>10240901chat, anonnot call
>>10240913Tex, we can no longer be friends.
>>10240593>a burst of inspiration hits>"How about...we both make something? Then we both get to try each other's cooking.">"Ooh ooh! That's even better! Okay, we'll both make something!">Rarity visibly relaxes slightly upon hearing this>"C-Cool...so, uh...h-how's Saturday at 10 sound? I'll come pick you up.">"Sounds great! I'm looking forward to it! See you then, Anon!">"Y...Y-You too.">she sets the receiver down>so do you>"...">covering your eyes with one hand, you rest your head against the wall>"Real smooth, Anon...">meanwhile Sweetie is just about bouncing off the walls>"Ohmygoshohmygoshohmygosh! We're going on a picnic and I get to try his cooking and he's gonna try mine and ohmygosh it's going to be so FUN!"
>fanfiction>>>/mlp/
Ok I Ponies I'm seeing the most from when I posted>>10240690ChickenbuttHarshwhinny Pearl(Rarity's Mom)Vet Pony
>>10240913Tex, please. She's an important member of the party.
>>10240919http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Junk_(ship)
>>10240926Oh then I'm up for it. I won't even give you my throwaway skype.
>>10240933do you hate fanfiction?does everyone else here hate it too?
>>10240919there is a kind of chinese ship called a junk
>>10240929Alright, I got tired of always having to sleep on my back.
>>10240866why does everything i get into have a massive NEET following?i need to reevaluate my life choices
>>10240933I wish MLPG would tolerate fan fiction again.
>>10240954I don't.
>>10240960>why does everything i get into have a massive NEET following?>i need to reevaluate my life choicesYou do.
>>10240902Oh man, you used the same colors I did for Rarity.
>>10240932>"Y...Y-You too."that fucking never gets old.
>>10240926Yeah, it existed once. Me, Metals, Hiro, SB, Aspirant and somebody else were it's inhabitants.Gone like tears in the rain now etc.
>>10240954Most. But lets be honest here. Fanfiction in MLPG is ignore or riddiculed unless it's a greentext (and those are even shittier than fanfics)>>10240961Well tough shit. You have an entire board for that, but don't bring that shit here
>>10240926>Skype
>>10240954I don't hate fanfiction.
>>10240954only the very loud an obnoxious anons do. Disregard them.
>>10240956
>>10240968Yes I did! It's probably not far off of what I would have given her anyways.
God I love Obari.
What erotic fanfiction does MLPG like?
>>10240956woah
>>10240954no, it's always just a few hateanons that get their panties in a bunch. Most people don't care, some enjoy it.
>thread on /co/ about VA's deleted because of Tara Strong MLPG.....you don't hate Tara, do you?
>>10240933>>>/autismspeaks/
>>10240947>>10240955oh. haaaa...ha...That was terrible SB.
>>10241013Yeah, we do.
>>10240954I don't though I think people should stop trying to speak for others
>>10241000>fanfiction
>>10240978>metals;_;7