Last Horse>>10146490Chickadee want to visit Ponyville at one point. How badly would this go?
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>>10149919>"nice thread ya got got here">"I hope it's ready for inspection"
>>10149850if you change your mind
>>10149936>wake up>realize its pony inspection day>And your pony is filthy!
>>10149936I'm ready for my inspection, ms. harshwhinny. Surprise penis inspection day just wouldn't be the same without you.
>>10149919Not badly at all. There's plenty of wide avenues and open skies for the varied populace of Ponyville. I bet she'd be right at home in such a humdrum place.Heck, she even has friends to chat up in the Mane Six!
>>10149957What kind of filename is that, marker?
>>10149969Should have cleaned your ponies.
>>10149961I find the way his mane flows interesting.
>>10149757>>10149544>>10149471>>10149339I want to this Derpy
>>10149975>"Alright, whip it out. I don't have all day you know"
>>10149986I find the fact that his blonde mane doesn't match his tail interesting
>>10149986I think is trapped on his neck armor.
>>10149969My pony is filthy ON PURPOSE.She's my dirty little mare and I'll rub down her sweaty body all I want.
>tfw bi switch>tfw like big dicks>tfw have big dick>tfw have tight ass>Been at it for months and I can still barely take a normal sized dickHow on earth do you take a chance?
>>10149995Right now? As in, right now right now?
>>10149984Maybe I can just spray some fabreez on it. No one will notice, right?
>>10149984>Fluttershy looks the sameBest pony
>>10150005Well first you have to post about it on tumblr be sure you do this every time, or else I will continue you point you a direction that is not fucking here.
>>10150011>"Yes child, right now. I'm a very busy mare."
>>10150005I love that ABBA song
>>10150016They don't like that, anon. You're going to have to clean them all.
How many years in the isocubes are you sentenced to?
>>10149956I am under the influence of a controlled substance.There were parts reading this when I was about to die laughing out loud.
>>10150025More like worst pony with all that fake hair extensions
>>10150031Tex explain your like of apple pone in 20 words or more.
>>10150031>all that teal and yellow>suddenly purple
>>10149994Someone cap pls
>>10149984That is not sexy wet rarity
>>10150031But that's like a whole bunch of ponies!How am I possibly supposed to clean all of them?
>all the cool kids are setting up porn tumblrs>and animating, no less>tfw not really interested in animating anyway>tfw not enough time to draw as much as I'd like>tfw you feel left out again
>>10150075that's a nice capI'd wear it
>>10150044Judge Dredd? More like Judge Dress!
>>10150066By rubbing them all over.>>10150055Why?
>>10150075>Not I'm EggscellentI ham insalted.
How much of a slutty mare are you, mlpg?
>>10150071>tfw tiarawhy has made $1,400 since this thread started
>>10150106I give lessons to Rarity.
>>101501063, can I just be a cuddly mare instead?
>>1015010610 on the slutty0 on the mareSo 5 I guess
>>10149961Alright. Might be a little, I'm sorta busy. I'll draw both but no shippy to make up for it
>>10150083POORLY CONSTRUCTED PUNS ARE PUNISHABLE BY A MONTH'S MANDATORY CITY BEAUTIFICATION.ENJOY MENIAL LABOR, CARLOS
>>10150106in form or in spirit
Why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>10150132But he is interested in animating
>>10150144Because as much as she can turn you on.You've still got the option to turn her off.
>>10149994she wants to you too
>>10150083>>10150133Sew it seams these threads are going really downhill if even bad puns threaten to tear the fabric that knits us together.
>>10150109>you will never an ego-enlarged contributor
>>10150138If you're a human, in spirit and if your a pony in both.>>10150123No AppleDan, you need to be slutty
>>10150160It's a joke on Dred, anon. He's the ultimate hardass.
>>10150153If you could find the right button~
>>10150106God, I don't know. Pretty slutty, I guess. I mean, I'm down for cuddles, too, just I'd prefer a good dicking. So, like, a 7? 8, maybe?
>>10150171>implying humans post here
>>10150171like a seven or eight out of ten
/r/equest is almost done I just need to know MLPG what's got her so freaked out?
>>10150171B-but I have a cuddling cutie mark...I don't know how to do anything else!
>>10150193>that comic styleI like you
>>10150179>DredSeems you made a spelling mistake, creep. Left Judge Dredd in want of a d.A month in the cubes
>>10150164>you will never have anons desperate for your cock
>>10150193SAND IN THE POTATO SALAD!
>>10150193a gold trophy with a smudge on it!
What's the most sluttiest mare thing you've done today?
>>10150106I guess about a 6 or a 7. I mean I wouldn't be ashamed but I guess I wouldn't jump on the first stallion I saw.
>>10150204So what you're saying is... Judge Dred wants the d?
>>10150194sluttery and cuddling are very similar, most of the skills carry over
>>10150194It's easy to be a slutty mare!You can always go to the Royal Guard quarters
>>10150204>>10150224YOU FOOLS HAVE FALLEN INTO THE ULTIMATE RUSEMAN LEVEL FOUR TRAPoh god please sir I'm tired please it's been days since I've slept
>>10150232>Royal Guard Hindquarters~~~
>>10150228Good, All those months in community cuddlegge will finally pay off!>>10150232But I don't like stallionI'd rather cuddle with another mare...
>>10150232What if there's competition?
>>10150255Shh, anon. Shh.
>>10150255But anon... sleep=0pone
>>10150267>slutty mare competition>the winner will become a noble
>>10150263>being a mare and rimming stallionsunf
In case you're here Kraut (or in case you read this or maybe one of your friends could pass this along), please start uploading your pone back to tumblr, or at least stop deleting them from the thread after you put them here. Not everyone here hates their biorhythms and I'm always curious to see your stuff. I know you said you wouldn't, but using tumblr as a repository of your stuff is OK and definitely not the reason for your infamy.
>>10150232Royal Guards are fucking huge, that's like the worst place for a slutty mare that's just getting started
>>10150266You'd rather snuggle a portly futamare in need of intense bellyrubs.
>>10150267Out-fuck and Out-Slut
>>10150287Can't be a good slutty mare if you don't like it to hurt just a bit
>>10150290Oh celestia yes, I'd rub her belly so vigorously the time waves emanating from the future event would be felt all the way in the present
>>10150266>not wanting the stallion>not wanting to be his little spoon for lewd cuddles>not feeling his quickly hardening member pressing between your ample cheeks, spreading them as he slowly hotdogs youWhat are you, some kind of faggot?
>>10150307>This mare keeps trying to steal my fucking whistle!
>>10150318These aren't feels that should be.
>>10150306I think of that every time I swipe my phoneher lips are so soft~
>>10150287>royal guard mindbreaking the slutty mareyou only make my dick harder.
>>10150297Out-moan and Out-Rut
>>10150318>>10150307Well if that's what it means to be a faggot then I guess I am!
>>10150280>noble>not a Princess>suddenly Fleur's gameloft wings make sense
>>10150306I wish I had a nightpone which wakes me up in the morning with sweet whispers...
>>10150328What if someone made a phone skin for this?
>>10150306would you touch your waifu's face
>>10150318>not letting him take you whenever he wants>not being his good little cumslut>not savoring every inch of his thick cock as it pounds in and out of you
>>10150327Rei. Rei you can't just come right out and admit things like that with a name on.
>>10150271>Celestia calmly watches you having an anxiety attack, before she wraps a wing around you and pulls you close>She gives you a gentle wing-hug, wrapping you in a feeling of warmth and safety, calmly shushing you and telling you things will be all right and there's no need to get worked up.
>>10150202done.I'm just kiddin, unfortunately people in the room = SFW drawing. I'll be doing one of the lower ones
>>10150372Please Anon, I just got up like an hour ago, I can't take this yet
OH SHIT MOTHER FUCKERLESS THAN 24 HOURS REMAIN TILL THE FIRST PROMPT IS POSTEDARE YOU FUCKING READY FOR A WEEK OF DRAWStumblr is mlpgdraws.tumblr.com
>>10150381It's great>SFWeven more great
>>10150372>she holds you and lets you cry into the crook of her neck, your arms wrapped tightly around her
>>10150372>winghugI want this...
>>10150372You people are going to turn me into an alcoholic.
>>10150372I need to sleepI can't take these feelings as is
>>10150381Its cute. So she afraid on nothing?
Gonna draw dinky and derpy playingbut what should they be playing?
>>10150394uuuuugh I'm not ready
>you will never be forcibly spooned by qt pon
>>10150394Oh gosh maybe i'll actually try to maybe submit something for this.
>>10150430It makes me wanna reach over, pluck her off my back and cuddle that little applepone.
>>10150408>Celestia will never place her head in your lap, letting your stroke her head and neck
>>10150332>Had a slutty mare dream>hear my slutty mare voice and moans
>>10150420hide and go fuck yourself
>>10150430that pic should have Applejack being Anon's little spoon
>>10150440Cards sound goodWhat's ponyball?
>>10150463I like this bitch anthros
Pink Pony Happy and CheerfulPink Pony Silly and Gleeful Pink Pony Sultry and Full of LustPink Pony Slutty and Full of Dust
>>10150420Draw them playing Homm3 with a steering wheel.
>>10150339>Fleur wakes up in the matrix room>Celestia reviews her greatest hits and turns her in to an alicorn
>>10150362>you begin to like, then love, then savor the feeling of his hips meeting your plump behind with every thrust, accompannied by that sweaty 'slap' of flesh that makes you go wild>you begin to get addicted to the feeling of fullness that he brings you>everyday as soon as he gets home, you jump on him as soon as he opens the door
>>10150450>Celestia will never unsuccessfully try to hide her feelings for you
>>10150477Derpy. What are you doing? How does that even work?
>>10150479>turns her in to>in toSo she gives Fleur to an alicorn as some kind of living sex toy?
Why aren't you drinking?
>>10150480>sometimes when he's fast asleep and gets an erection you tenderly try to take him, just to feel his shaft inside you once more>you lie there and pant softly, feeling him throb deep inside you
>>10150495sure, why not?
>>10150503Why the fuck would you drink?
>>10150503Geez, I just got up OPPP. But if you guys go on with the Celestia stuff at this pace I might as well start early today
>>10150477>that one battlestation
>>10150503I'd rather get drunk on slutty mare dreams
>>10150495>Celestia uses her magic to grow Fleur a thick cock>her new alicorn owner thanks the princess for an addition to her harem
>>10150514Because Evan Williams black label is $10 and smoother than Jack.
>>10150533But that's not a reason to drink alcohol.
>>10150508>he wakes up in the morning to find himself still inside you, and you laying on top of him>again
>>10150509>You will never be trying outslut and out fuck another anon side by side, for hours and then later ending in hot lesbian slutty mare sex
>>10150516>"Hey Anon! Look! I did my hair up for you! Do you like it?!"
>>10150541Alcohol, no.Bourbon, yes.
>>10150550I love it
>>10150552That's still alcoholic, no?
>>10150543>every slut-off ends up as a tie>they're all winners in their own way
>>10150521what's that? more Celestia?don't mind if I do!
>>10150550That goofy little pony is too lovable.
>>10150543>side by side, for hours and then later ending in hot lesbian slutty mare sexIf Anon ever turns into the Slutty Mare he'll either have to learn how to live on cum alone or starve to death.
>>10150542>you wink hard and begin to grind into him>like always
>>10150560>they're all winners in their own wayThis ain't sluttergartten anon, someone has to lose.
>>10150555It has alcohol, yes, but it also has subtle flavors to be contemplated and appreciated.Drinking alcohol for its own sake would imply slamming straight vodka.
>>10150550Derpy stop being a slut
>>10150576Shut up you fat cuddleslut, obviously you would lose
>>10150587She's only a slut for you, anon
>>10150589I'd have fun doing it! T-that's what really matters!
>>10150560>If you lose you get raped by the changelings they keep chained down in the dungeons
>>10150569>>10150542>>10150508>>10150480>>10150362>>10150318I hope this gets capped
I need some help MLPG.I was masturbating and playing with my ass using an egg and I accidentally lost it inside me. I've tried groping around with a pen but it's deeper than that.I'm afraid that if I try to squeeze it out, it'll crack and I'll have pointy egg shards all over the inside of my ass.What should I do?
>>10150561God damnit man, where do you even find Celstia stuff I havent seen yet?Please don't do this to me, my anti-feel shields dont seem to work that early in the morning, I cant take it
>>10150206Alrighty it's done.Her one weakness is sand in potato salad.
HEY YOUYEAH YOU FATSOSTOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING AND DO 20 PUSHUPS
>>10150615you're an idiot
>>10150623That is quite a load of sand.
>>10150564>"I love you too, Anon!">"I tried on one of your sweaters too! It's a little big...but I like it anyways!">"Do I look good in your glasses, Anon? I think they make me look intelle...intel...they make me look smart!">"They kind of hurt my eyes though..."
>>10150591is that BDF's new name?
>>10150589>AppleDan>a new fat waifu every day>losing a slut contestNigga, he'd be expected to win in the male category.
>>10150615poop it out.also, eggshell isn't that jagged. even if it cracks, it won't do any damage, not even to flesh that sensitive.
>>10150615Like an egg as in a chickens egg?This is a joke right?No-one's dumb enough to actually do that right?
>>10150615Try waggle your ass around.
>>10150615... please tell me you are just joking and werent actually retarded enough to shove an egg up your assOn a second thought, I'm pretty sure you are joking. How would you even get an egg in there without breaking it?
>>10150627It's 3 in the morning. Fuck you.
>>10150653maybe it's a hard-boiled egg
>>10150615Make a post about it on MLP-Oh wait
>>10150639>implying I own sweaters
>>10150644I assume that 99.999% of posts like this are complete and utter bullshit and were made up by the person posting them.
>>10150622I have my ways.
>>10150615hardboiled or raw?
too much sun horse
>>10150615DON'T POOP IT OUT.KEEP THE EGG IN YOUR INTESTINEINCUBATE IT WITH YOUR SHITWARMTHHATCH AN EGGYOU WILL HAVE A LOVING AVIAN COMPANION FOR THE REST OF IT'S LIFE
>>10150649>>10150653Meant to aim for these posts.>>10150677
>>10150649No, of course not. Ostrich egg.
>>10150675>not owning a sweatershit's comfy, yo
>>10150615next time, just get something like this http://www.meo.de/catalog/product_info.php?products_id=8889
>>10150677Was anyone in that thread on /sci/ where some guy got a spinning top stuck in his colon, tried to pull it out with a pair of salad tongs, tore the intestinal lining, started bleeding out his ass and went to /sci/ for help?
>>10150682What have I ever done to you to deserve this torture?
>>10150622>Please don't do this to me, my anti-feel shields dont seem to work that early in the morning>tfw my shields work 24/7
>>10150695I only own suits, leather trenchcoats, capes, and footie pajamas.
>>10150627I did diamond push-ups
>>10150687damn i love that black horse.
>tfw no human to brush pretty patterns onto your rump
>>10150702it's okay, anon.here. let your princess make it aaaaaall better~
>>10150704>not owning a black wool coathave fun freezing to death
>>10150700No, but judging from the description I wish I had been there.
>>10150717Oh, phew, I have already seen that. Crisis averted.
I need your help MLPGI was rutting with a royal guard and I accidentally unbirthed him and lost his entire body inside of me. I've tried poking around with another royal guard's penis but he's deeper than that.I'm afraid if I try to squeeze him out, his skull will crack due to the strength of my well-trained, powerful mare vagina, and I'll have pointy skull fragments all over the inside of my cunny. What should I do?
>>10150682>>10150561Sometimes Sunhorse is the one who needs cuddles. Would you cuddle her MLPG?
>>10150730damn.I need more ammo...
>>10150739Fuck you anon.
I sell slut mares and slut mare accessories
>>10150739Either absorb his essence or pass him naturally
>>10150740with much enthusiasm
>>10150739Just let him be. Eventually he'll finish gestation and be reborn as a slutty colt that will fuck you harder than any guard pony has ever fucked you before.
>no stallion to push your head into the dirt while he rapes you and chain you so you can be his sex slaveBut I don't think you could rape the willing
>>10150738>http://jayisbutts.com/post/48918706849/stressed-about-the-projectHOW THE FUCK DID HE MAKE $4,000 OFF THIS
Why is she so perfect /co/?
"Tell me I'm a bad girl~"
>>10150615Go to a fucking hospital, retard.
>>10150771You are a bad girl
>>10150768IS THAT A CAT?!
>>10150768it's the purple
>>10150760>implying I need the chainI love pet play
>>10150741How much more?
>>10150758>sticking around to fuck your foalsforget that, kids would only slow me down
>>10150797MUCH more!the Celestia section of the Feel Works is sorely lacking. this is not acceptable.
>>10150780Of course not.Cat's don't have wings or horns and aren't purple.
>>10150740i wonder hows the armor rating on those
>>10150738He really isnt very subtle with his begging for even more money
>>10150768Sod off Magichorn.We're busy talking about butt-eggs and your Lord and Saviour.
>fetish is underrepresentedI feel offended.When are we gonna get the next comic? I wanna see what happens with nightmarity
>>10150739Does it echo if you yell down there?
>>10150810>gems and gold>soft ass malleable goldNot much
>>10150738>he didn't calculate how much it would cost to make them before he actually sold itThis is the definition of manchild.
>>10150813And he's going to get it too
>>10150789Haha, jokes on your, almost half of those posts are from me! That wont work
>>10150825>what is enchantingShit's got magic shields yo.
>>10150738I'm glad he still lives with his parentsTo think that someone so fiscally ignorant could be let loose worries me
>>10150825gold is very susceptible to magic and other enchantmentsdyewts
>>10150825it's clearly magically enchanted
>>10150764This is why you plan your fucking costs AHEAD of time. Jesus fuck.
>>10150824>you'll never hug Celestia>she'll never rest her head on your neck like a horse would
>>10150849shoulder.on your shoulder.I think it's time for bed...
>>10150738>>10150832>My printer canI think the problem is he's making them on his home inkjet printer.Though I suppose it could be embarrassing to take them to a professional print shop.
>>10150855Celestia nibbling on your neck and moaning into your ear sounds pretty nice too though
>>10150838>>10150843>>10150845>enchantmentsFor some reason I was going from Lord of The Rings: The Two Towers logic, enchantments ain't shit in that regard.>magic shieldsPleb tier babby wear
>>10150860>he's making them on his home inkjet printer.>people are paying 50 dollars for this
>>10150849>you will never share breath with her
>>10150864>and moaning into your earhow lewdI like that
>>10150846He ended up decreasing everyone's donation rewards just so he wouldn't have to spend all his money
>>10150849That is a feel I would love to have.
>>10150882Fuckin' Zev.So many boners.
>you will never act out anon's favorite greentext of yours
>>10150779>"Yeeeeeees~">"I'm a bad girl who needs to be punished~"
>>10150860This is the reason I'd be ashamed to make prints, even cleans ones should I ever bite the bullet and go to a con. I'd much rather make lino-cuts and combine these with water colours or something, but I'm not sure bronies would buy that.I'm not even thinking of going to any cons, just thinking out loud here.
>>10150906>9 minutes laterTHAT'S PRETTY SLOW FOR A BAD GIRLI LIKE MY SLUTS FAST
>>10150914shut up you, I'm multitasking here!
>>10150860if he got it professionally done it would cost way less>>10150908so order them online
>>10150883You know, normally I like to think of myself as being pretty open minded. However this guy just seems like a retarded scumbag who is only in it for how much money he can leech off of people and if there is any justice in the world he will crash and burn hard.
>>10150874It's still an LMJ original - printed from the printer of the artist himself!Worth more than $50 if you ask me
>>10150928He lives with his mother, and likely will until he one of them dies.
>>10150901Celestia is a very boner-inducing horseI wonder how she would react if she ever discovered all the lewd things we think about involving her
>>10150908I think I would be able to print SFW drawings from an online service without getting too embarrassed. I could print mouse mats and t-shirts too while I'm at it.If I could draw, that is.
>>10150939She raises the sun. I'm sure she understands the basic needs of animals.
See me after class for detention, anon.
>>10150922True. But everyone can make prints, and even if people sign them, I like the idea of traditional craftsmanship and small imperfections and blotches made during the process. I guess it'd have to be both to make it financially viable.
>>10150939Fanon? She'd love it and get involvedCanon, she'd think its cute and shrug it off
>>10150945>Celestia acting out my favorite Celestia greentext>"You certainly have some interesting sexual preferences...'my little brother'~"
>>10150954pretty good design
>>10150954>black and pink
>>10150928It's OK, LMJ is probably the only artist in the fandom everyone here dislikes. Because he IS an awful human being and an awful artist.
>>10150954God I would
>>10150954That is a great design. I would bet all the colts would go to detention just for her.
>>10150972If only he didn't bring his phone.
are we a ded horese
>>10150986I'd rather in detention for Cheerlilee.Better yet, I'd rather be the teacher's pet. Maybe She's ask me stay over after to school one day, to help her with something, since I'm always such so helpful in class.
>>10151009>NEED MORE PYLONS>u-unf
http://lil-miss-tmi.tumblr.com/post/48630907369/how-much-would-it-cost-to-fuck-you-or-at-least-buy-aWho has the pic
Why aren't you getting your dick sucked by Marker Pony?
>>10150966>Celestia's silky whisper in your ear>"Do you think we could get -our- little sister involved?"
>>10151016>and then there's THIS nerd
>>10150987>he took Corwin's comic as a compliment and proof of his fame
>>10151023My waifu wouldn't like that.
>>10151018I bought SC2 just for the creep tumors.
>>10151031>we will never see his real reaction because anon beefed it and linked it on his stream without telling us
>>10151023She has standards, Anon. She doesn't want to be sucking off an overweight, greasy, neckbear.
>>10151023That's it. I'll open up a porn blog too and have fun with all the cool kids!I still won't animate
>>10151025It's worth a shot..."big sis."
>>10151023Remember we used to care about Marker being for sexuals
>>10151053>marker>standards>implying she wouldn't suck any dick she could get her grubby little hooves on
I feel like drawing marker pony in bed, has anyone got her but from all sides?just to reference hairstyle tail ect.
>>10151065I blame night generals for causing her to behave that way
>>10151063I know. I've never even dared to draw her.
http://youtu.be/1qmAKjPUfcAWe need more street-food vendor ponies.
>>10151083>Trying to slutshame the General>At nightAHAHAHAHA
>>10151058It doesn't work that way, Anon. I made one and I still didn't get my invitation for the cool kids club
>>10151105>a single word>shaming
>head out to the mall to do a little shopping and just spend a lazy afternoon>trot around the various shops, watching ponies happily tote around their purchases>the stallions bounce and wobble as their nuts sway heavily>the mares jiggle as their prodigious rumps wobble with every step and their fleshy marecunts glisten faintly>your own shaft hangs low on your frame, slowly rising as you decide to have a seat in the food court for a little
>>10151100http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtS2Ikk7A9IWe need a chubby, seductive and almost-but-not-quite-sexual Nigella pony.
>>10151105>using the word slutshame
>>10151100>http://youtu.be/1qmAKjPUfcAomnomnom that looks so fucking great
>>10151108Are you jealous, Anon? Jealous that I get more stallion cock than you?
>>10151102what a lewd pony
Why aren't you reading?
>>10151113I just feel like I'm falling behind again.
>>10151142My eyes are burning.Reading would be suffering.
>>10151143W-we could fall behind together if you want to...
>>10151058>>10151113>>10151143Who are yall
>>10151142I am readingThat's all I do all day
>>10151142I actually started to get back into readingit's fun
>>10151157What ever do you mean?>>10151164I'm one of those people that doesn't really make a huge deal out of drawing porn once every few months, so people aren't really clamouring for it.
>>10151164It's a mystery
>>10151177t-that's not safe at all!
>>10151183draw some stallion balls
>>10151181READING IS FOR NERDS
>>10151193I'll think about it.Which stallion, what position? I hope you like them big. And it doesn't have to be a stallion. A colt is an option too, if you want.
>>10151142I've been reading all day.
Why aren't you exercising?
>>10151226It's a rest day, Dash.Also my bike popped a flat today.
Which pony would fly a Stuka?
>>10151226Does fapping count?
>>10151226Why aren't you being a cunt?
>>10151177Cloudchaser ooh, you so sexy~
>>10151219big's alright, but I prefer huge
Why aren't you making dresses?
>>10151164No one whose name you'd recognize I guess. I only posted like two pictures in here
>>10151236Don't really like Caramel, sorry.>>10151240That would work.
>>10151226Why aren't you?
>>10151265I'm lifting as we speak
>>10151235Don't you know? LMJ said that masturbation is a workout.
Is there a good mp3 of Nippony opening yet?
>>10151263He'd look good with a cropped tail and the little raiser thing that the other guards wearwhat if he was made captain because he had the nicest balls
>>10151290I thought she might, but then the Stuka is dreadfully slow, unless diving.
>>10151313D-doDo you want me to show you my dick?
>>10151304>what if he was made captain because he had the nicest ballswho was the judge
>>10151349No, she wants to show you hers.
>>10151344One of the Shadowbolts, maybe?
You guys are hella gay
>>10151377It's a possibility.
>>10151378>Litre a day
>>10151423>rinsing their wombs
>>10151418I should ink and colour this...
>>10151439>rutted into the mud
>>10151451>that horn flexIs that healthy?Is Marker getting enough vitamins?
i want to write something else right now. taking suggestions.image not necessarily related, just randomly chosen.
>>10151451I want to be marker poneBoop
>>10151451I don't know who I want to be in this situtation
>>10151435We'll just have to make a series of Spitfire in every warplane used from WWI onward, won't we?
What would you do if you were a pony for a day?
>>10151464Cyberpunk Ponies. Augmentations. Ponies who never asked for this.
>>10151492Camwhore for the general
>>10151464I don't really have an suggestions so I'm responding to your picture
>>10151492do I get to be a pegasus>>10151504this either way
>>10151492Have sex with a bunch of anons, that's what I'd do.
>>10151510you get to be pony race of your choosing.
>>10151512you slutme too
>>10151492>>10151504I'd also take all kinds of pictures of myself with timestamps for the General
>>10151464seconding this >>10151502 since I forgot all ideas I had for fic requests
>>10151505those aren't augmentations, those are just mechanical jewelry.
>>10151519>be unicorn>conjure magical horsecock>ride it for hours
>>10151519alrightso I camwhore for the general and find out if there were any other pretty mares in my areaI'd find them, take a bunch of pictures and sell them for cash
>>10151463Unicorn horns are flexible. Sweetie flicked Rarity's horn in PC.
>>10151464Something with a teen Scootaloo
>>10151539Do you think we'd ever recover from something like that? Like, would the General ever feel like it could do anything better than that?
>>10151558>"Hey! Who threw that?!"
>>10151451Man, I love how smooth the animation is, the nose being squeezed, the hair moving with the motion, the salvia, the hornIt'd probably be as easy to fap to the quality as to the content
Why aren't you animating?
>>10151563Probably notwe'd have to find a more permanent solution
>>10151547>taking an obvious one time cartoony gag as serious canonautism levels are at maximum
>>10151558Ooh, seconding this.
>>10151599Because I'm a lazy piece of shit and cant even make a non-animated picture look goodBut mostly because I'm lazy
>>10151599because i'm scared of learning how to draw
>>10151605>things on the show aren't canon
>>10151607It would be nice if someone drew this but with ponies. They have magnificent butts.
>>10151607Oh lord I like this picture.
>>10151640I want to pat her on the head and hang that picture up on my fridge or frame it and take it to work.
>>10151640This picture seems really exploitable.
>>10151636>queen chrysalis covering you with creep tumors
>>10151527>>10151654I may regret this, but what?
>>10151640>drawing for fun>not to make other artists weep in pain as they are blinded by the radiance of your newest masterpiececasual.
>>10151599Because I have very little interest in actually animating. The only reason I'd do it is to get into people's good books, and that seems like an awful lot of effort.
>>10151547Oh, right.Like a springy doorstop.
>>10151671We should get together and make a super-villain Skype call, because that's exactly what I want to do too.
>on hike today with decently hot sister>halfway through she mentions her sweaty pink thong panties are uncomfortable for hiking>and decides to take them off and throw in the bushes.you would not believe how bad i wanted to grab them. i thought of every possible excuse to go for it but nothing seemed like it would work.
>>10151681super ART villain skype call right?
>>10151640thats some dA artist level bullshit right there
>>10151683Did you bring any Hawaiian Punch?
>>10151686Yes. Together we'll make all the other drawfags leave not because of our awful shitposting, but because one look at our art will render them paralysed and they'll be wishing they've never been born.
>>10151451O.. oh my... Unf
>>10151451>No human will ever grab you by your mane and force their cock down your throat
>>10151683>Throwing out pantiesWhy didn't she just put them in her pack?
>>10150954holly shit nice
>>10151710Why do you always write about these fantasies that you claim will never happen even though it can quite easily happen
who would your favorite pony main?
>>10151558doing this.would we rather: basketball with teen Scoots; ice cream with teen Scoots; or sexy with teen Scoots?
>>10151662In Starcraft, both 1 and 2, there's Zerg, the space bugs. They bases utilize creep, kind of a moss-like thing that sprouts from certain buildings "for sustenence" ie. you can only build on top of it. Creep tumor is one such structire.
>>10151710Wouldn't that hurt pony's throat? I wouldn't want to be too rough with her
>>10151729Please tell me how to become a mare
>>10151712Maybe they were old anyway.
>>10151742She likes it rough
>>10151732Rarity would main Marth. Quick speed and demands precision with the sword tip
>>10151745You don't have to be a mare to give a human a blowjob.
>>10151745You never mentioned being a mareWhy do you need to be a mare to enjoy being throat fucked?
>>10151710>you will never fuck your cumslut mare's throat and pump spunk into her stomach directly
>>10151740basketball and then sexy
>>10151757>jalm>jailbait>both start with j>both ponies look the same>both animatingcoincidence?
>>10151765But it seems a lot more funPlus I get to wear a pretty dress
>>10151769>you will never stick an air tube next to your oversized cock stuffing her throat to prevent your cocksock from suffocating
>>10151641GR and AA have done great things for humanized pony and for butts.
>>10151769>denying her the chance to savor your tastewhy do you hate your slutty mare?do you really derive pleasure from mistreating her?
>>10151776mane can be used as a metaphor for long flowing hair.
>>10151784maybe here, but you can definitely find better artists (humanized or otherwise) outside MLPG
>>10151778There are differences. JB's ponies are slightly more detailed.
>>10151782>not having her magically disconnect her airway from her esophagus>>10151786>implying I'm not going to cum so much it overflows back into her mouth and nose
>>10151797Well, duh. But none of them have done them for us.
>>10151732>tfw diddy / marth / snake main
So wait, the MLPG Draw Event 2 is starting tomorrow?
>>10151732pinkie using wario for the comedy factor
Have a Trefoil.
>>10151837More Dulce pls
What if pony ponied you?
>>10151778the important thing to remember is jailbait draws an amazing horsecockwhile jalm hates cocks and vaginas
>>10151837>me on my way to steal yo cookies.png
I wish I had a vaginaAnal is too painful and not pleasurable enough
>>10151767otherwise it'd be gay
>>10151844other than the idea, nothing about this is even remotely decent.
>>10151853He does. It's really quite amazing. I think SB does nice ones too, but I was really surprised by how well he drew that one. I hope he'll do more
>that feel when your pone waifu winks and suckles inches onto your cock with her vacuum pumped marecunt
>>10151837Quite a scoot she is with all those badges.
>>10151778>>10151853I love them both>drawing quality porn>animating quality porn>dont shit up the general
>>10151871Does winking feel good to the mare?
>>10151837>>10151861Those think lines really make your pics look nicer. Good job
>>10151837I like itmaybe do these two
>>10151863but gay = good
>>10151881If it did, intense winking would be masturbating?
>>10151451HOLYMOTHER OF UNFPlease tell me you will finish it, plEase, whoever you aRE
fuck you tumblrbot you brony piece of shit
>>10151871>You'll never have the dedication to use one of those penis stretcher gizmos>You'll never have a bigger dick;_;
>>10151900Headcrabs can be qt 3.14s too.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hiX4yPhv31k
>>10151911Has Jessy given in and drawn porn yet?
>>10151904sureit's not like they can't wink around toys if they want
>>10151911>Not following JessyThat's not nice
>>10151142i just readnow i'm tired and on mlpg
>>10151919>following that brony sellout whoreBut why
>>10151913One day we'll have marshmallow ponies to do that for us. And we'll both have foot long dicks that make our mares squeal and climax over and over.
>>10151921fuck i'm so tired i didn't realize i responded to an hour old postfuck this i'm off to bed
>>10151853>while jalm hates cocks and vaginasNot sure about cocks, but I think Jalm is straight (muh nigga) thus he does not draw them often indeed and that is makes sense and his right (check your privilege faglord). But he does not hates vagina, he draw them, very lovely, accurate and cute, clean. I like it.Except he drew it once.;_;
>>10151772http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8"hey, man, you look like shit. why don't you, uh, come on over to my place so you can get cleaned up? i got a great shower, y'know."
>>10151909That's not the artist, Jailbait drew it. As far as I know, it's finished
>>10151940>haven't seen Space Jam in years just to not ruin it in my mindI know it's probably aged like shit at this point, but I don't want to ruin that.
>>10151350Celestia, probablyLuna probably wouldn't have control of the military so shortly after going crazy
>>10151934I've never seen a drawing of Jalm's with a horsedick. (and that human one with Luna ans Celestia was not very good, but I'll let it slide since it was just a sketch)
>>10151911Tan ain't no brony blog
>>10151941>As far as I know, it's finishedNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>10151927this reminds me of that one time way back, wanted to make a gif from the lorax movie whit the raining marshmallows and name it rarity fandom or something
>>10151888>>10151861Her eyesthey're ENORMOUSIf she gave someone puppy eyes, what would happen?
>>10151940>Space JamNice try Bon
>>10151919if jessy had an art only blog, i would follow. i cant stand the reblog bullshit, i already have too much of that to wade through.
http://fluttershyreplies.tumblr.com/post/48903686971/whoa-this-feels-kinda-weird-i-dont-think-iveThis is cute.
>>10151959That wasn't horsedick. It was human's dick.As for resemblance - well duh, unlike Braeburned he weren't drawing cocks all his life, you know. And honestly, I'd rather see him spending time of mastering vaginas
>>10151978Speaking of Jessy, does anyone have that fic about her OC being raped by burglars?
>>10151953it's really bad. but it was never good, so whatever.Back In Action > Space Jam
>suddenly remember why I don't ink things anymore
Did tess died again or what?
>>10151992>Jalm masters vaginas>Jailbait masters horsedicks>together they combine forces to make the ultimate porn animation involving horsedicks and vaginas
>>10151953It was never good to begin with. Only that particular song from it has stuck around.
>>10151871Which pone is better at this, Fluttershy, Twilight, or Rarity?
>>10151992>and that human oneI know. I think he can do whatever he likes too.
>>10151995Back in Action wasn't really that great, but yeah definitely better than Space Jam.
>>10151994No, but I have some fanart
>>10152014FluttershyJust because she'd be more intimate with you more oftenShe'd love to cuddle with you buried inside her all night
>>10152005he spends his time in another fandom now, im not going to say which
>Drawfag starts out drawing nothing but porn>Draws non-porn>Is hounded to draw more porn>Drawfag starts out drawing SFW stuff>Draws porn>Accused of selling outMLPG - you seriously confuse me sometimes...
>>10152007>produced in Flash by Zone
>>10151981fuck off brony
>>10152023Haha oh wow, that's great.
>>10152030Who are you implying?
>>10152039You've done it to lots of drawfags - Corwin and MT immediately come to mind.
>>10152026>the only sound in the room is the occasional rustle of sheets, her soft panting and the quiet wet slrk of her winks
>>10152030When did this happen
>>10152030its almost as if mlpg is filled with people who have different opinions.
>>10152045you know what i had drawn alot of shit on a starbucks in a little note book than it the whole day coloring crap on sai, i think its time for story tiem i have some pony one here let me look...
>>10151974>"Are ya SURE you don't wanna buy any cookies, mister...?"
>>10152055>Half an hour in she wraps you in her wings and draws you even closer>She sighs contently into your ears
>>10152030Problem is with markerknight. Pornfaggots has no issues with swf stuff if porn artist draws it. But Markerknight always stir up shit when someone draws r34.
>>10151994I only saved the first part.
>>10152054Corwin hasn't done that much pony porn, and people liked MT's porn. It's only that one marker picture that got people riled up.
>>10152079>her winks get slower but harder as she slowly drifts off>you dream of all manner of lewd things>in the middle of a particularly erotic dream you awake to her grinding into you
>>10152054but thats wrong. no one is asking for corwin to draw more porn.
Just got in and saw this out on /mlp/, and I can't see this posted anywhere this thread>>10133623https://www.hachettebookgroup.biz/_b2b/media/media_assets/catalogs/LBYRF13W14Catalog.pdfAlso, not that it really needed extra evidence, but the horseshoe/heart thing in the logo there is totally the symbol from the background of that image of the six Equestria Girls designs.http://www.nytimes.com/2013/03/02/business/hasbro-expands-transformers-brand-into-new-media.html
>>10152092You're really hung up on this aren't you? Besides, no one bitched when that Marker pony BJ gif was posted yesterday and now.
>>10152096>cheshire in charge of drawing pornreminds me of DrWhite
>>10152109I didn't mean just MP pony and content. Markerknight is term for some weird retarded moralfags who, for some reason, quite often in this thread. On 4chan. In MLPG. Adn they whine about that .Seriously. What the fuck.
>>10152103Yeah we already talked about it and this >>10147013 yesterday.
>>10152110What was wrong with him?
>>10152109That's because of time. More people stopped caring about "pure" marker.
>>10152123Maybe its just a preference? Some like porn, some don't.And no one's bitched about porn or not porn in a while. Hell, most here were happy with Jalm's Luna/Celestia comic thing, or JB's futa/none futa OC.
>>10152103nice, when did they get new vectors?
>>10152124What the is that?
>>10152093Thanks, but nobody has the second? It seems to have been lost in time.
>>10152103I didn't notice that the heart horseshoe thing was also the background.
How do you feel when someone tells you they masturbate to your stuff?
>>10152170I've been told that once or twice. It's a compliment, I guess.
>>10152137>Maybe its just a preference? Some like porn, some don't.So? It gives you right to stir up shit and forbid other people have fun? Or what? Your fucking preference does not bother anyone asl ong as you don't stretch and apply it to other people's preferences. Live and let others live.
>>10152170I don't really care because I only produce content for myselfI do my best to make it easily accessible to others out of basic decency
>>10152155I actually saved it quite recently, and the second part was there too. Anyway good luck.
>>10152183Mate you really need to calm down. No one's bitched about anything lately, so no point bring it up everytime
>>10152189That's harsh anon. What kind of content do you produce?
>>10152206Does not mean these faggots are gone
>>10152155>lost in timethat's why we have an archive.is this it?http://arch.413chan.net/co33529319.html#33531143
>>10152217Oh, wow. It never showed up in google search so I assumed it was just gone. Well done anon.
>>10152259What about it?
>>10152206>responding to shitposters
>>10152274THAT AIN'T PURPLE
>>10152275I love purple.
>>10152281Purple loves you too, anon.
>>10152279I'm colorblind anon
>>10152284That's a lie
>>10152286>He will never know the glory that is PurpleI'm so sorry, anon.
>>10152294I can still tell ponies apart by their mane
>>10152286Are you really?I'm pretty sure people who are colorblind can still determine the difference between yellow and purple.
Who's best pony in the comics?
>>10152302and of course, race.
>>10152305Colors orange,yellow and any bright-light colors are virtually identical
>>10152310>"Whaddaya keep callin' me 'Baconhead' for, huh?"
>>10152323>worst poneWhat a load of bullshit
>>10152259see heres one but its just crap i do when i have seconds off at work
>>10152313>>10152323>>10152342Man, Rarity looks pretty as hell in the comics
>>10152355>not purple9/10 it's shit
>>10152359you think so?
>>10152368I want to cuddle that pone forever.
>>10152359I know right?>>10152365>>10152368Bunch of jokers.
Too much white, need yellow.
>>10152362thats cute, aaand heres the other onebut last one the rest is just random, also drew what seems to be a spiderman wearing deadspoice armor or whatever
>>10152389I can do yellow
>>10152402Color-blind anon, that's green.
>>10152396That is quite a butt but she has no neck.
>>10152400Not that kind of yellow
>>10152414this is why i didnt expect mutch also i have a thing for headless horse
>>10152440bronies have really watery cum
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwLS_nvaClYthis is great
>>10152457>the daily show mocks fox newsthat's very unspecific
>>10152457where's the pony?
>>10152457Isn't it all on comedy central's website for free?
>>10152466its about the boston bombinghilarious shit really
>>10152484i know, i saw it when it aired. that's kind of a strange title though because mocking fox news is something that is always happening
Threadly HOT GLUE drop box reminderhttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/zllr7xfjdbmelfk/kMSRsDaqiQ819 filesRecently added: Pictures and a video with Sunset Shimmer
>>10152503oh man, i sure hope she doesn't become a new main character.
>>10152503I hope she becomes a new main character
>>10152508who is the slowest pony?
Why does Rarity have a framed photo of Applejack?
>>10152520But...those two posts state 2 opposite opinions.
>>10152527Why don't you?
>>10152527Why do I have a framed photo of your mother?
>>10152530And so do i
Been working on expressions, here's a happy Ms Harshwhinny.
>>10152542it's shit and I hate it
>>10152537what kind of a reaction is that >>10152542NOICE
>>10152553go to bed australia
>>10152548>>10152549>>10152550>>10152551>>10152553You fuckers, it's late dammit
>>10152558It's not late. It's 5:30 in the morning.
>>10152503>Luna and Celestia leave because their planet needs them>Princess Twily becomes the new ruler of Equestria >Sunset Shimmers is the new element of magic
>>101525589/10 it's fucking shit
>>101525646:30 AM in the important parts of the world
>>10152567She looks like she'd taste like orange sherbert.
>>10152576>>10152564Chicago, New York pls, youre both very pretty
>>10152592I'm not in Chicago, I'm in Minnesota
>>10152598I'd rather you be from Chicago
>>10152558Hours asides, that's a nice harswhinny.Her body looks like it's a snake.The right corner of her right eye (left corner of her left to us) should be a bit sharper, i think.And the back of her mane should be behind her head.
>>10152607I'm from Chicago.
How much would you pay for this pony?
>>10152610Thanks for the critique, I was meaning to put her mane behind her but for some reason it didnt look right to me as a headshot.>>10152624Good, you're my new best friend, your AppleDan shirt is in the mail.
>>10152627everything I own and everything I can steal
>>10152627I'd GIVE you a thousand crowns just to take her off my hands.
>>10152627all the money in existence
>>10152669i dont get it
i am your pony wifu
>>10152681Twilight?Where did you get a computer?
We're dead, aren't we?
>>10152592I'm from the Garden State, fuck new york.
>>10152686Yep cokie pie
>>10152690Oh man I love that movie.
Would you hurt a little pony?
>>10152699No, of course not.Why would I?
What does the letter say?
>>10152705>ur a faget
>>10152705>"Holy shit twilight we are drawn horribly"
>>10152701Son, let me show you a griffy face.
>>10152705>"I wanna touch your wings"
>>10152707Because hurting pony is wrong.I wouldn't want a pony to hurt me.
>>10152707pony are not for hurting
>>10152699No, I would let pony hurt me and dominate mentally.Hypnotic suggestion through a enchanted collar that makes me almost like a pet to their command.Taking off the collar would create immense head aches and withdrawal effect that no other drug has, all you'd want to do is put on the collar and listen to your masterMy owner would be fluttershy
>>10152701>>10152714>tfw griffy has died completely+1 lyk
>>10152724>implying she would need to collar>implying you wouldn't be broken the first time she gives you the stare
>>10152705Weird how I've not seen any ship that isn't Twidash use the "first feather" fanon.
>>10152730AND STAY DEAD
Before i move onto Dinky. Any flaws on Derpy?Wasn't sure about her front left hoof. Couldn't find any good references on this specific position, so it's probably all wrong
>>10152740Go to bed roogna
>>10152741why is discord on the queen
>>10152740>>10152730>implying you can kill The Dark One™
>>10152750NOT UNTIL GRIFFY IS STRICKEN FROM THE EARTH
the majority of feminists are sex positive and sex isn't entirely the arena of men.
>>10152733>implying intimidating stare works on humansI would like to see her tryNo really, I would. I would love for her to stare at me thinking that the stare works and then I would just play alongor was I?
>>10152752Because i'm chanceless at drawing that small. it was meant to look more like Chrysalis.
>>10152699Like sexually?Yeah I'm into thatIf she's into that I'd be happy tooBut the roleplay has to end as soon as the sex is overI want to cuddle her and/or tend to her cuts and bruises
>>10152757>tfw it'll never happenHe will come back one day
>>10152757shut up nerd
>>10152741Don't really see anything wrong other than ponies playing cards
>>10152734Because Twidash is objectively best ship.
>>10152770>>10152773I'll devote my life to ensuring he doesnt rise from his shallow grave
>>10152773>griffy x nyx
>>10152762>Bark like a dog anon!>You decide not to bark just to fuck with her>But suddenly you start barking, like if you wanted to>Good boy!
>>10152786Your anger only quickens his eventual return.He cums.
>>10152788>you get a treat
>>10152799Oh man now fluttershy is sucking on his tumordont make me handle my combat shotty and .50 cal
Pony should wear the saddle more often.
What you listening to mulpug?Alternatively, late night/early morning confessionhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gcgYwTnBIIQ
>>10152823I haven't watched the show since season 3 ended.
>>10152823I have never played a Zelda game.
>>10152823I'm not listening to anything.
>>10152817>mortal guns against an immortal god of death and agony>masturbatingPick one.
>>10152806>slowly you become more of pet to her>you listen to her commands>You love getting your belly rub>She let you play outside with the animals
>>10152808I liked that episode because Applejack was a very silly pony in it.
>>10152797Good luck in your draws anon
>>10152834And then the rut?
>>10152829They have ponies in them.
>>10152823>late night / early morningbut what about us europoor
>>10152832Well, all right, I am defeated for now.Guns are pussy weapons for pussies.BUT I WILL RETURN
>>10152844>rutting ponyBetter hurry before he comes back
All this mindcontrol talk reminds me of TAW's Twixie fic. I really like it due to how simple it was in how Trixie was turning.
>>10152844late on, she wants to make sure your fully accustomed to listen to her and following her actions like a good pet.She needs to play down your human traits, a lot.
I wish someone would stram a movie or something.
>>10152857why don't you?