Cute fillies threadOld thread: >>10126380
Would you love your waifu even if she was a bear who could only growl and roar?
Hopefully this looks a little better than last time.It's getting late and I'm turning in. See you tomorrow!
Cheshire, for real? Did you see where I colored your epic Boop.gif?Also: would you let Tabitha basically your mushroom?
>>10128715Not sure how I could if I couldn't communicate with her, but if she could figure something out with magic then sure.
>>10128732i would mushroom with Tabitha any day or night.
>>10128739Well, not if she was a bear in the first place. Like if she all of a sudden turned into one. You'd still love her, right?NO THERE'S NO CURE.
>>10128725Body looks goodhead looks whack
>>10128732Colored? That gif? Good lord... bring it!
>>10128752DiscordRarity's a pony againFUCK YOU
CAN I ASK SOMETHING?
>>10128752I suppose I would. If I can like her as a pony when I'm a human then I'd eventually get over her as a bear to.
>>10128760You just did
>>10128757For trying to cheat, you get no waifu.>>10128761For loving pone, she turns back into pone, but can also become a bear when she wants so you can have bear cuddles sometimes.Thanks for playing.
>>10128763CAN I ASK SOMETHING ELSE?
>>10128768You just did
>>10128770I know why the eyes look weird:You filled in her iris with white and her pupil with green.You filled up the white of her eyes with Pink.Remember, ponies don't have a "line" around the white of their eyes.
>>10128776OHOKAYCAN YOU RECOMMEND ME A PONY?
>>10128766WOOPTIEDOOI HAVE DISCORD. AND DISCORD TOOK ME TO EQUESTRIA WHERE MY WAIFU LOVES MEAND FUCK YOU ALSO I'LL FUCK YOUR WAIFU
>>10128766Not sure how I'd like bear cuddles, but I could get used to the concept.
>>10128784Discord is an evil trickster, in the process he turned you into a bear and ate off your dick.
>>10128783Here you goNo refunds
>>10128783I recommend this pony. She is cute and reliable.
>>10128792DISCORD IS GOOD NOWYOU LIEI WIN
>>10128788Well, it's just if you want.But they're warm and soft.
>>10128753He's getting a little closer. He needs to start cleaning up his lines like he did for the others, though.
>>10128780You're right! I knew they looked weird but I couldn't figure that out. I guess I'll have to edit this.
my little blog general>tfw toilet cloggedfugg
>>10128798IF DISCORD IS GOOD, HE WOULDN'T HELP SOMEONE WHO THREATENED TO FUCK MAI WAIFU.
>>10128770Pffahaha splendid.only thing is that eyes on the beginning looks kind of weird but that's on me. I never thought about getting it in color in the first place. So there's no line around whole eye. There's only upper eyebrow to imply the overall shape.Nice touch with colorful boop at the end.
>>10128794>>10128795THEY'RE PRETTY GOODBUT WHAT ABOUT THIS ONE?
>>10128809WELL WHAT IF YOU ARE EVIL AND THUS YOU DESERVE TO BE PUNISHED BY HAVING YOUR WAIFU FUCKED? WHAT THEN
>>10128812That's a very cute one
>>10128815BUT I'M NOT EVIL, I'M GOOD!
>>10128815ALSO, IF YOU ARE GOING TO PUNISH ME THROUGH MAI WAIFU, THEN YOU ARE EVIL!
>>10128812I like that one. She was pretty good in season 3 too.
>>10128818>>10128826CAN YOU TELL ME A STORY ABOUT HER?
>>10128820YOU ARE ANONANON SPAMS A LOTTHUS YOU SAPM A LOT AND YOU ARE EVIL>>10128825WHAT IF YOUR WAIFU IS ALSO EVIL?
>>10128831One day she didn't go fast enough
>>10128837>WHAT IF YOUR WAIFU IS ALSO EVIL?I....I had not considered that....I suppose I have a lot to think about.....
>>10128806Savannah Smiles r34 when?>>10128811Thank you. The further I got there were more parts where I had to add/remove small line details to make it more colorable but I wasn't doing anything like that for the first few frames and it shows. Do you think I should edit the eyes like >>10128780
>>10128839WHAT EVIL DIMENSIONS YOU HAVE
>>10128846haha wowI wonder if that was intentional
>>10128845what's happening in this picture?
Anyone have that pic of textures in cylinders?
>you will never have Apple Bloom hand out at your place>you will never encourage her to fart as much as she wants, giving the whole room a pleasant apple/manure scent
>>10128868I'm not sold on this idea, anon.Describe it in more detail.
I wish my penis was bigger
>>10128842>Imagining waifu with an evil lilt to her voice.Boner.
>>10128876basically things get disgusting then Big Macintosh caves your skull in
>>10128868You are correct.Ponies stay out in the yard.
>>10128850I like to think that he's cleaning his burning cum off of her after involuntary ejaculation following her getting way to into oral sex. See how she looks angry but also sort of ashamed, and Spike looks guilty but also sort of surprised at how hurt she is?
Is something going on with 4chan or something
>>10128885Yep, definitely not interested.Sorry.
GUYSGUYSWHAT IF PONYGUYS WHAT IF PONY WAS PONY
>>10128906MY PONY IS THE PONIEST PONY OF ALL PONIES!
>>10128907epic sweatguy meme
So, do any of you actually have body pillows of your waifu?
>>10128905My pizza did that more or less last night.
Did Tess change his tumblr account?
>>10128919I will in 7 to 10 days
>>10128907Who is she, anon?
GUYSGUYSWHAT IF WE WERENT ALL AUTISTIC MANBABBIES
>>10128918You are free to provide me with alternative image macros Anon.
>>10128929I'm not. Are you?
>>10128919>not cuddling with the brushable toy or a woman
>>10128919I've got mine ordered.
>>10128929I've been becoming more social thanks to fluoxitine.
>>10128929>implying I am
>>10128934Yes, why are you here?
>>10128944It's good stuff, isn't it?
>>10128939>Cuddling>With a small plastic toy>Or something that isn't your pone waifu at all.
>>10128926Isn't it the second time?http://tessdraws.tumblr.com/
>>10128881We all do, AnonWe all do
>>10128929I doubt most of us have a diagnosis.
A new draw by Apple.
>>10128926>>10128955>>10128956>Tess still hasn't visited us;_;
>>10128969>plus his NSFW tumblr hasn't updated yet;-;
>>10128952I dunno.Passes the time, I guess.
>>10128969>Hobopone will never update again
>>10128973er, meant to link to >>10128950
>>10128952>>10128944>everything is an illness>you need drugs so you can work>take the good drugs so you can make lots of money for israel>good goy
>>10128969He hats us. I think he's better off improving by himself without being distracted by the general
>>10128973WHAT'S THAT ONE CALLED?
>>10128987Tom Cruise, please go away. There are chemicals at work in our brain that some people are imbalanced with and require assistance.It's not "body thetans".
>>10128988But...but I miss him anon. I miss him so much. And I keep waiting. Maybe he'll come back one day...
>>10128998>People need help to be the same
>>10129006>be the sameI wish I wasn't me
>>10128928I'm pretty sure my waifu wouldn't be very good at being evil.There are other ponies though which would
>>10129006You can either do the things you do and feel like shit while you do them or feel great.I know which one I choose.
>>10128967>Appleman's luxurious chest hair will never tickle your back.
are we ded yet?
>>10129006>People need to be mentally ill.
>>10129015>"it's just in your head!">"get over it!">"What are you, a mouse?">"Show some willpower"
Aaaa I thought I sent it already. Sorry.>>10128845Mmm it's up to you. If you want to go ahead sure. It doesn't look bad as it is maybe a little bit off but it's fine by me.Also the hell. Back with name. Mlpg I have about hour of time before departure. Any requests? Maybe something filly-cute-whatever?
>too much cum down Tess' grandma's throat>she died>no more Tess on MLPG.My bad guys
>>10129032I dunno why people keep greentexting stuff like thisNobody ever said this or acted like this to me while I was depressed.
>>10129006oh god that gif makes me depressed every fucking timefucking spongebob
>>10129038but she's alright
>>10129034Sweetie belle wearing a sweater that is too big but she's happy with it.
>>10129040Your case is an example. Just because it didn't happen to you doesn't mean it didn't happen to everyone.
>>10128998I'm not a scientologist, I'm an "I don't want to be zombied by the feds because they say it's wrong for me to feel depressed when the whole world is fucked up"
>>10129046That's the advantage of being an eternal single: You don't need as much money and thus don't have to work all day every day.
>>10129034more of this pony
>>10129062What are you, a masochist?
>>10129062Okay, fine. Don't take medication. I don't care. You are responsible for yourself, and no one should force you into anything. But don't chastise other people for trying to seek help and feel a little better about themselves.
>>10129066>hover over video preview>Raven playing with pony toys>Reel Big Fish song says "SELL OUT" right afterit hurts because I loved Teen Titans
>>10129062I think you're confusing sadness with depression, which is an actual illness.
>>10129062I don't think you understand what depression (the illness) is.
>>10129078>But don't chastise other people for trying to seek help and feel a little better about themselves.This. Reminds me of that guy who tries hard to prevent people from doing art, because (I assume) of a bad experience he had with it.
>>10129058Ay!>>10129065I don't think I recognize this pone...
Who would the Crypt Keeper's favorite pony be?
>>10128760what do i do, im not good with computers...
>>10129078>You will never be coerced in to bettering yourself despite what you believe
>>10129104SCARITY!orPAINBOW DASH!orPINKIE DIE!orFLUTTERDIE!orDIELIGHT SPARKLE!orAPPLE..... CREEPY!
>>10129100Horsification of http://rubygloom.wikia.com/wiki/Misery.I'm pretty sure, at least.
>>10129110I like you.
>>10129107This has to do with comfort.
I want to roll because I half want to draw and half don't and feel pretty sick right now.Do I roll to roll?
>>10129134Get some rest and draw when you're feeling better and more up to it.
>>10129134rest or pony, rest meaning no computer, lying in bed resting. thinking about nothing.
Can't we talk about our dicks or something instead of mental illness?I'll startMines pretty big and I like playing with itI wish my erections were harder than they are
>>10129075>>10129077>>10129078>>10129085>>10129091I was diagnosed with clinical depression a few years ago, then had to undergo counselling which led to more referrals back to my doctor who eventually had me diagnosed with BPD, ODD and said I might be Schizoid Personality Disorder, so I stopped seeing her.At that point I'd been on a mess of prescriptions for a year and within a month of stopping "therapy" I weaned myself off all of them. I'm better now than when I was on the meds because at least now I know what I'm truly feeling (good or bad) without it being suppressed.
>>10129146>>10129148it's a gnarly headache that started hours ago and hasn't stopped even with all the medication. And this weird hard thing under my skin showed up on my jaw, but I'm sure it's nothing.... right?right?
>>10129157I think my dick is below average, but I've never taken the time to measure it properly.
>>10129157what if my dick is depressed
>>10129157My dick is bigger than human average but smaller than the internet average, it seems
>>10129160Then maybe you actually didn't have depression in the first place.
>>10129157i hav a big dikk n i lyk 2 put it on bitchez a diffrent 1 evry month
>>10129157>Not talking about horsedicks
>>10129183i dont understand.
>>10129160Just because it didn't work for you/you had shitty doctors doesn't mean it doesn't work for everyone.
>>10129195fatties gonna fat
>>10129183She'd probably be attractive if she wasn't so fat
>>10129195fat people fattin' on the internet
>>10129161sounds like you have a lymph node infection and general infection of your head. super clinicial sounding i know. I recommend eating some healthy food, LOTS of water, some vitamins. AND LOTS OF REST. NO COMPUTER. FOR LIKE 15+ hours, that includes TV or any digitial device. You could have a maigrane head from eye strain. Basically a eletricity fasting.
>>10129157i love my dick
>>10129183Is she gorging herself on shit food to prove a tumblr point?
>>10129157I'm too sad to talk since we have been abandone by TessI have no reason to live for
>>10129160who carespsychiatry is a mockery of medicine, it's all placebo and sweeping methods, if you're fucked in an uncommon way nobody will ever figure it out much less be able to help you
>>10129183Not gonna lie, that gave me a boner.
>>10129160I was also diagnosed with clinical depression. The meds have helped and i'm slowly getting better with therapy.
>>10129184>tfw always knew I had a larger than average dick>Never thought it was that big>Even thought it was thin for some reason>Fuck a few guys and they all tell me I'm actually really bigPorn and liars can screw with your head when you've got nothing else
>>10129226the thought of them dying one day from their own faults gets me hard too
>>10129226It's probably cool if you're into weight gain, stuffing, and all that. Maybe she actually gets off to eating and the tumblr fat shaming mumbo-jumbo is there as a joke.
>>10129205lymph nodes are near the jaw hinges yeah? This thing feels like a straight up tumor to be honest, like it's made of bone/teeth. It doesn't do much but it's feeling more uncomfortable right now for whatever reason. I failed to mention that I've been getting allergies like a bitch as of late, but I took medication for that, strong stuff. It helped a little bit, when I just lay down it goes away, but the longer I keep my eyes open it seems to get worse.I can do the fasting, but what do you think about that?
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>10129235My penis doesn't understand morals.On the scale of things she didn't look _that_ unhealthy though.
>>10129244>My wings are soft>and they're very ticklish
>>10129244because perfect is among the only qualities of a mary sue, anon
>>10129185I'm pretty sure I did, and do. She was probably right about the schizoid too, which is why I stopped going- I don't need an official diagnosis like that hanging over me when I go to buy guns (no background check law had even been thought of yet, I just didn't want to have a paper trail of a diagnosis like it).The reason I don't recommend most drugs, especially SSRIs, is that if you have abnormal thoughts like I do then you aren't as likely to feel distressed when you have them which can be DANGEROUS.
>>10129248you can see how heavy she is in the whipped cream gifshe's definitely closer to the grave than need be
>>10129226>>10129204>>10129201whatever, fat people, especially women have this problem with control. and not in there own behavior but, that is like literally the only thing that they can control. What they do with their bodies and put in their mouths. That bitch has some real issues, and it's more toxic, then most considering the health issues, she is going through, just because daddy said I can't eat that much, or her boyfriend, or whoever she deemed worthy of such defiance in regard to. tl;dr dumb fat bitchs gonna eat
oh boy is it fat hate timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=to7BMBJR9P4this one's a classic
>>10128839i despise this picture so much.
>>10129271is that fucking katy perry
>>10129271>30,000That's fucking impossible, I have trouble eating 3 or 4k
>>10129268>Biopolitics and the 'Obesity Epidemic': Governing Bodies (Routledge Studies in Health and Social Welfare) [Hardcover]>Price: $125.69>$125.69
>>10129271>fat hate timeI was gone for a half hour and this is what I come back to?
>>10129268>health at every size>biopolitics
>>10128995Speeycloud, do try and keep up anon
>>10129283Your waifu is fat.And a slut. Accept it.
>>10129283No AppleDan, we're hating real fat people.
>>10129282You've never bought a textbook before, have you?
>>10129243don't press on it, that doesn't help, it just hurts like a motherfucker. and yea there are lymph nodes there. It may also be a cyst or some other thing that will' require medical attention. Those should go away in a few weeks. So just keep hydrated, go easy for the next couple days. And go from there. Asprin might help the inflamation
>>10129291Tell me something I don't know.>>10129296Oh thank goodness
>>10129271I'm not hungry anymore.
I have to admit, thats pretty cute.
>>10129271...only thing I wonder is how much does it cost to eat like that daily.
>>10129304>those should go away in a few weeks>it's been here for 1.5-2 yearsFUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
I dunno why people get all up in arms when someone else is fat. Unless they're making you unhealthy, why worry?If someone is fat, they'll die sooner. Nature has a way of working these things out.
>>10129319because fat people cause taxpayers billions of dollars annually.
>>10129313Her turds must be enormous. Several pounds, probably.
>>10129318dude lymph nodes never go awayits the pain and swelling im refering to
>>10129324>"I give birth everyday"
>>10129325was talking about the cyst
I don't even know what's going on here anymore. Should I care?
>>10129323Maybe, but fat people are also the reason I make money in the first place so I'm okay with that
>>10129331yea im gonna need a picture
>>10129339but that's a real problemdo you have zero knowledge of everything or something
>>10129323explain to me how this is a fact. not trolling, just curious.
where is marker
>>10129339>its not ok for people to be upset their money is being wasted because of peoples unhealthy lifestyle.Yeah Americans bitch about "muh taxes" over fucking everything. But there is literally no excuse to be so obese you are a burden on society.
>>10129348I just don't really care where my taxes go. If it's not some bullshit it's some other bullshit. Governments gonna government.Besides, I'm sure the elderly also have a similar impact and it's not like you can just get rid of them too.
>>10129343you wouldn't notice any asymmetry at all. it's has a diameter of a nickel, roughly, and feels as thick as a small stud like button you'd find on a coat. it's only to touch that you'd notice.
Why does /mlp/ have such godawful taste in music. It's always pleb trash, dadrock, or metal. Pic related, a good album.
>>10129355>According to WIN, overweight and obese conditions cost a total of $117 billion per year in medical expenses. Obesity also affects productivity, and an estimated $3.9 billion a year is lost due to weight-caused illnesses.>>10129367No, but you can remove one source of the problem. Just because you can't fix everything doesn't mean you shouldn't fix what you can.
>>10129371does it hurt, if not thats just a lymph node not a cyst
>>10129367>I'm sure the elderly also have a similar impactYou can make yourself not fat, you cant make yourself not old.
>>10129375>you shouldn't fix what you canHow the fuck am I supposed to make obese people eat better and exercise?
>>10129339>M-muh taxes are being spent on idiotic lardasses and smokers to prolong their life by a few years when it could be spent on education or infrastructure>Or spent on cancer research and drugsI'm Australian and that logic is even more sound
>>10129373because it's comprised of mostly kids, even moreso than the shitposting boards
>>10129323>>10129326Obesity is a significant burden on the health system. That's a huge part of why Bloomberg wanted to ban large sodas in NYC, is because people need protection from themselves, and that was a huge source of unnecessary calories that can be scratched out.
>>10129383only if pressed, but there isn't one on the opposite side.
>>10129373I know what you mean, but holy shit 'dadrock' is an awful term. I'm sure you've noticed you're not in /mu/.
>>10129392>Ahahaha, boop!Love this script.
>>10129399Why don't we just make soda more lethalThe problem will work itself out naturally
>>10129405what a slut
>>10129407because i like my rum and coke
>>10129387Government-funded gyms, tax on people that read obese on the BMI scale(with exceptions like NFL players, those guys can be solid muscle and read obese), and dumbed-down health facts readily available to the publicThere's kids in school today that don't know what a calorie is and can't run a mile.
>>10129399>ban large sodas>"Yeah I'd like two medium sodas please."
>>10129367How much of that money could go towards better education?How much of it could go towards better infrastructure?How much of it could go towards improved medical treatment for people with other ailments?How much of it could go towards research grants for alternative energy?
>>10129405This looks as creepy as that crazy dude's dolls from that battlestations thread.
>>10129407Coca cola is working on it. They thought they made progress but human body just keeps resisting man...I used coke on rusty screws too loose them a little. Worked wonders
>>10129418BMI scale is deprecated, use body fat %
>>10129399>Obesity is a significant burden on the health systemHeh
>>10129426You can dissolve a human body by placing it in coke for a while
>>10129415This one. It plays a sound whenever the real marker is posted.http://murkeli.kapsi.fi/userscripts/boop.user.js
I find it silly to talk about niche tax allocations when war spendings are still a thingI wonder if anything will ever make a difference
>>10129436That's a good thing to know. I'll place it next to "apple seeds contain cyanide".I love you mlpg. I learn so many wonderful and useful things in here.
>>10129373>pleb trash, dadrock, or metalFightin' words
>>10129420Obviously there are simple workarounds, as well. Heck, I bet you can still buy a 2L bottle of Pepsi at any Dep' if you wanted to. It's not a question of elimination, it's a question of mitigation. A person will be far less likely to order two mediums rather than one in the absence of the large option being unavailable.
>>10129118Yeah, my little brother watched one episode. He hated it. It's pretty dumb.
>>10129442Nothing will ever make a difference, we're specks crawling around on a mote of dust floating through a universe so large it may as well be infinite
>>10129446you can boil the leaves of the poison oak to make a poison that will destroy the vocal cords
>>10129454Might as well just kill yourself, huh anon?
>>10129436>acidic things are acidicAmazing.
>>10129446it's kinda nice how you always mention your studies, yet show up here all the time.pls draw
>>10129442>I'm Australian>Our military spending is tiny>Most of it is border patrolSucks to be American
>>10129461It doesn't matter whether I do or notIt's easier not to at the moment so I don't
>>10129471I would never want to be that intimate with another guy even if there's a pony between us
>>10129475>border patrolYour country is surrounded by oceanhow DUMB do you even have to BE
>>10129418I bet there are simpler ways than that.Annual gym and health rebates.FDA enforces better foods. No transfats. Much stricter limits on salt, sugar, and sugar substitutes.I think that an "obesity tax" would, more than anything, result in fat people getting poorer. If we say obesity is a lack of personal control, i.e. lacking the will to "put down the fork", I don't think an extra fee at the end of the year, long after they've made their trips to McD's, would deter them in a significant way.
>>10129477it's not hard, just bite your tongue offless effort than replying to this post. just a simple snap of the jaws
>>10129489No, actually, it isn'tIn terms of energy expended
>>10129482Where do you think the border patrol goes?
>>10129501To their graves, I imagineI've seen that shit you have living on your island
>>10129482That's why our navy patrols our bordersWhich is in the oceanThat's the whole point
>>10129489does that actually work
>>10129477>>10129494With that logic you should just starve yourself to death because it costs less energy to not eat and it's an energy conservative way to kill yourself.
>>10129525If that were true I would have already done it.
>>10129522But why would they botherit's an oceanit's not like Godzilla is gonna come wading out of it anytime soon
>>10129530no, you haven't done it because you'd rather preach about dumb shit
>>10129536Oh my god, are you seriously this retarded? OTHER people can be on boats and sail in illegally.
>>10129536or will he
>>10129536Our government really hates boat refugees. We can't let them have any of our glorious Australia.
>>10129058I decided to add quick background.shit... I forgot to change opacity on the tail
>>10129546wat a silly poney
>>10129536Australia is a pretty neat placeSo desperate people come on tiny little boats to AustraliaWe need to stop them before they reach our coast
>>10129546I want a sculpture of this.
>>10129524Yes, but it would take for-fucking-ever to lose enough blood to die from it, and you'd have to keep cutting it open again because the tongue heals fast as fuck.
>>10129543>put a tiny hole in boat>it sinks>they're fuckedPlus a boat doesn't look much like an ocean so it's not like they're hard to findSurely they don't need to waste THAT much money plinking boats out of the water
>>10129552Jokes aside>>10129058>>10129464I lost somewhere my favorite sketching brush so I'm experimenting a little now to find better setting.
>>10129565What would you do with it?
>>10129570The entire point is to stop them sinking
>>10129576Keep things in it
>>10129576Put it on my shelf, with the rest of my pony stuffs.
>>10129454>>10129477Oh, stop being such a wannabe existentialist. Yeah, on the scale of the universe, everything we do is insignificant. But fuck all of that. We all have some sphere of influence, with which to improve society as a whole in some way, be it technologically, artistically, etc. Even a menial service job helps out, as a multiplier for others.Push that sphere out.Act inside of that sphere to do good things.You could make ten people's lives better. Those ten people can each make another ten people's lives better. Et cetera.You're stuck here, make the best of it.>that doesn't mean becoming a tripfag
>>10129570The ocean is a big place, dude.
>>10129570Death would be too easy. Instead, we send them to off-shore "processing" centres where they spend the rest of their lives.
I was given an aftershave that smells like parsley, MLPGI thought you should know
>>10129605...but parsley doesn't smell like anything...
>>10129576Stick it in a ziplock bag, lock it in a safe, put that safe in a bigger safe, and then bury it twenty feet in the ground.Hundreds, perhaps thousands of years in the future people will dig it up and believe it's some kind of ancient religious idol.And in a way they'd be right.
How much of a pretty pony are you, mlpg?>Troy = Marker>Apartment = MLPG>Pierce = Contributors>Annie = average horsefucker trying to stop the bleeding>Jeff = Janitor>Fire = /b/read
>>10129612It smells how parsley tastes then!
>>10129616>in a way they'd be right...I want to get off Mrs Faust's Wild Ride :(
>>10129568Pretty sure the willpower needed to bite your tongue with full force not only one but multiple times would be the biggest problem.
>>10129631...but parsley doesn't taste like anything...
>>10129621How do I stop ugly ponies from popping out of my keyboard?
>>10129635Then what have I been eating?
>>10129633you say full force like a lot of force is needed
Sometimes I fantasize about stabbing myself in the chest
>>10129638Push down on the keys harder.
I'm going to subway.What sandwhich do you want?
>>10129655Salami and provolone on wheat, pleasetoasted
>>10129638Yeeup, looks like you've got what we in the biz call an LP infestation. We'll need to cordon off your house for a month and gas these fuckers out. That'll be ten thousand.
>>10129637That is a cute Sweetie.
>>10129663>you will never fumigate parasite ponies
>>10129655Veggie delight.Double bacon.Double cheese.Sweet onion sauce.Tomatoes. Banana peppers.Toast it.>it's a lot easier to just make it yourself when you're bored at work than order it, I think
I like piercingsdoes anyone else like piercings
>>10129678>>10129663What happens if I ingest these "parasites"?
>>10129676Brown mustard, lettuce, and olives yo
>>10129684>that feelWhy though?
>>10129691I'd like to kiss her.
>>10129708On the mouth. I think those lip piercings would provide an interesting sensation.
>>10129691I like bows more.
>you will never go on grand adventures with Rarimage and her pseudodragonLife is suffering
>>10129698Is it ok? Does something needs fixing? Should I finish it? Leave it be? Being ignored is the worst... I don't want blind praise but word or two if it looks ok would be rad. Nevermind now. I need to go
>>10129708On her hooves
>>10129708I want to kiss her on the frecklesand the cheeks
>>10129723I'd rather go on dark and life threatening adventures with Twilock and her baby dragon.
>>10129744youI like you
>>10129646Speaking of stabbingDid someone cap that batpony thing a few threads ago?
>>10129727Please don't value the general's attention so much... It's not worth it to get so worked up about that.But if you want critique, just ask for it! I feel like the body is a bit tiny but I couldn't give more info since I almost never draw fillies.
>>10129655Chicken, swiss cheese, lettuce and carrot on Italian, toasted. Mix Coke and raspberry Fanta together for the drink.
>>10129752It wasn't that hot
>>10129744I do like freckles.
>>10129727We're kinda in the dead zone now. You'd have more luck when the General is more active. I'm not good at critique. It looks great and cute in my opinion. I'd love it if you finished it.
>>10129750She was cute.
>>10129745I'd rather go on an adventure alone, being banished out of ponyville because of something I was unjustly blamed for, save the world, and come back triumphant.
>>10129723>Not going into timber wolf territory alone and slaying the lot of them in the name of Celestia
>"YOU DON'T WANT ME TO GIVE YOU A TENTACLE FOR A PENIS?"
let's RP 8)
>>10129774>Go alone>Cockatrice>You're a statue foreverYou need companions anon. It's never good to go alone. That and lot's of Stone to Flesh scrolls or Mirror Eyes potions
so how bout that human braeburn
>>10129692No permanent damage, as the longest-term effects are only a week, but it can induce hallucinations that make you think the entire world has turned flat and pastel-coloured.The worst is that the excrement that these buggers leave behind contain some airborne parasites that trigger more specific hallucinations. It'll make you think that a much larger version of an LP is interacting and talking with you, manipulating you in subtle ways like causing you to do things like leave scraps of food for the rest of the hive everywhere, and enjoying the presence of the littler ones.I've seen so many minds completely lost to these things. There's nothing more depressing than responding to a call and seeing someone humping nothing in the middle of their apartment.
>>10129771they're just so lovely
>>10129784When did I ever say that? That would be fucking cool.
>>10129785croptool pls go
>>10129792You mean Braeburned?He's a fag.
>>10129774The show is called friendship is magic, Anon. Without friends to help you're going to fail sooner or later.
>>10129771ooooo straight to my inspiration/refs folder!wow wow wow
>>10129801I'll make one in 3d yadayadayada
>tfw freshly shorn scrotumI highly recommend it
would ucaptcha: favourable
>>10129760Maybe not to you.
>>10129789>>10129805Okay, then I'd meet companions on the road. Like a diamond dog with a missing leg and no nose for gems whatsoever, an old griffon with a taste for young ponies, and a snake.
>>10129818Would I what? Be more specific Anon, you can't expect me to read your thoughts.
>>10129818Oh, they're just playing. They could get out if they really wanted to.
>>10129817Trimmed or shaven?
>>10129816I don't get it
>>10129802mare pls wrong guess
>>10129833Smooth as a baby.
>>10129784No, I want to be a mare.>>10129796This... this makes me moist
>>10129821That sounds like an Evil alignment party.That's horrible and you should feel bad. Enjoy having a low reputation, merchants increasing the prices to absurd amounts and Guards attacking you on sight
>>10129832Isn't there an AMV of them with the Tenacious D song? Does anyone have it?
>>10129821>an old griffon with a taste for young poniesSergeant Hatred?
>>10129839seems like it's not worth the hassle
>>10129848... Sergeant Sprinkles?
>>10129850There's nothing really wrong with a little hair, imobut the smoothness is pretty awesome
>>10129842I'm banished from Ponyville anyways. It's not like I would care about losing my reputation. On the contrary, I'd get along with the lowest of the low folks in Equestria.However, remember that we're going to save the world. We'll be pretty Good after that.
>>10129850Every once in a while it's niceWhen you've got a partner it just becomes part of your routine
>>10129864I've never done more than trim for a partner, though
>>10129855i just feel like i'm talking to myself...
>>10129817>>10129858my niggai don't get laid anymore, but i kept the habit, because smooth balls are nice
>>10129848>>10129855>>10129870I don't know who they are.
>>10129868Aren't you inconsiderate
>>10129862No anon saving the world won't make people hate you less for killing that pony. Nor will make pony accept that that Griffon is eating them. Nor that that Diamond Dog is a thief.You're hated in Ponyville. Build up your reputation. Go with that old retired Pony Paladin who wants to also save the world. Help the Zebra Druid at the other side of the Whitewood tales to stop the Diamond Dogs from perturbing the forest because of the diamonds near the cave in the forest. That True Neutral pony Ranger needs help to find those griffon thieves that ambushed him nd his mate and killed her and get his revengeWhat do you want? A true Hero's return party with all cheering your name, the mayor coming to say sorry and the mane cast asking for forgiveness for not believing you or a party where very few are present, and even then they don't want to be there and still hate your guts?
>>10129808Isn't she gorgeous?
>Another sexy pony dreamYES YES YES YES
>>10129884Love me some Snoop
>>1012988411/10 would watch again and again and again.
>>10129884>the top comment is by KenThat fucking faggot ruins everything
Are you on your way to go play with your little pony toys faggot? Why don't you play with a real girls toy like a rifle?
>>10129904Yeah, he ruins videos by just commenting, what a faggot.
>>10129906>says the 2D
>>10129899Tell me your secrets, Anon.
>>10129904>>10129908all I see on comments is durr derr durrr deerrrrrrrrrrrr
>>10129892But they aren't supposed to be really evil. Just marginals, hated for no reason, just like what happened to me.Besides, people aren't what they seem to be. Later, I would probably learn that that paladin was a molester, that druid only wanted the diamond dogs to flee her illegal pot garden and that ranger was... Actually, that ranger is legit.Besides, by saving the world, it is very likely my companions would win their place back in society. Or not, for a truly sad ending.
>>10129904Yeah, and it's unoriginal over-the-top bullshit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gkcmeG73IYsWhat's your jam, /co/?
>>10129912I really don't have a secret to how they happen, they just kinda happen.All I remember is that is a pegasus was holding upside down while fucking me.
>>10129884>tfw no more snoop dog
>>10129921Marginals? Hated for no reason? The griffon killed innocent ponies just to feast on them? The Diamond Dog is a thief. A cutthroat. They would backstab you the first chance they haveThe Paladin could never have done that. He is not fallen. His holy powers from Celestia are still there. Evil hiss at him just for his presence. The druid probably has the pot garden thing tough...
>>10129931You can't even begin to comprehend my jealousy
>>10129930Oh hey, he did Jet Set Radio and Sonic Rush. I had no idea.
>>10129938We're all gonna make it brahWe're all gonna know how it feels to be a slutty mare
>>10129950My last dream including anything sexual was a few years ago, I don't think I will ever know that feeling ;_;
>>10129955step 1. stop masturbating so much
>>10129967I don't even fap that often though. I think my sex drive just died for some reason.
>>10129974You mean you didn't unfollow due to all the Homestuck bullshit? Not even that I dislike Homestuck, but half the blog was reblogged Homestuck things and never any updates.
>>10129974but Twilight said you have to respect other people's opinions, anon
>>10129974If you thought it wise to unfollow him why do you think it wise to post it here?
>>10129974This is stupid, why'd you actually dislike background characters? I understand not giving a shit about them, but disliking them? How? They either don't have any character whatsoever or barely have any.
>>10129955My most sexual dream was sticking my dick in one of those little containers that they used to use for rolls of camera film
>>10129989i miss these things.i miss film ;_;
>>10129995I miss those tooGreat for keeping things in, not just film
>>10129995Aw yissI remember making rockets with bicarbonate and vinegar.
>>10129995They were fantastic. I probably still have a couple floating around, too.
>>10129998Did Tumblr already explode?
>>10130011What is even going on there?
Isn't it Friday?
>>10129998What is it?
We need more Flitter.
>>10130030Cloudchaser > Flitter
>>10130035sorry, I'm busy masturbating
>>10130023TWILIGHT CALM DOWN.
Have the characters from Dragon's Crown been ponified yet?
>>10130039Nah. But I could take both.
>>10130053>tfw every artist I thought was rather innocent turns out to be a massive horsefuckerNot that I would judge you, I'm just disappointed in my own ability to spot horsefuckers
>>10130062DudeWe're all horsefuckersEverySingleOne of usRose and Jessy and Reu too
You will never be flipped over and fucked mid air by a pegasus stallionYou will never feel his huge pony nuts smack against your flankYou will never moan in pleasure while he calls you a dirty slut
>>10130062Well, gee, I don't know what to say.
>dream about cumming on my build a bear PinkieWHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?
Why do the Seven Dwarfs only start singing the "It's off to work we go" verses when they're on their way home from the mines?
>>10130072>actually buying the BaB plushies
>>10130074That was "it's home from work we go", you fool.
>>10130077>Not buying them
>>10130066Hey, don't talk for me man, I wouldn't fuck a horse
>>10130072>dream about fucking a slugbox style looking rarity in full latex riding tackRarity isn't even my favorite pony...
>>10130077What if you got a BaB plush of Babs?
>>10130074Because day be workin' da streets collecting monie from dem hoes.
>>10130067Can't we switch roles? I'm not really that much into taking the dick.
>>10130067He gets one of his friends to skull fuck you and make you choke on his cum
im not gay but theres something about pony cum
>>10130080No it's not...>We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig in a mine the whole day through>To dig dig dig dig dig dig dig is what we like to do>It ain't no trick>To get rich quick>If you dig dig dig>With a shovel or a pick>In a mine (In a mine)>In a mine (In a mine)>Where a million diamonds>Shine>We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig from early morn to night>We dig dig dig dig dig dig dig up everything in sight>We dig up diamonds>By the score>A thousand rubies>Sometimes more>We don't know what we dig them for>We dig dig digga dig dig>(musical intro)>Hi ho!>Hi ho!>Hi ho! Hi ho! Hi ho!>Hi ho, Hi ho>It's off to work we go>(whistles)>Hi ho, Hi ho, Hi ho>Hi ho, Hi ho>It's off to work we go>(whistles)>Hi ho, Hi ho>(more whistles)>Hi ho, Hi ho>Hi ho, Hi ho>Hi ho, Hi ho>Hi ho, Hum>Hi ho, Hi ho>It's off to work we go>(whistles)>Hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi hoThey're like humanized Diamond Dogs except they're not into the whole slavery thing.
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>>10130102I know right?If a pony was to cum on the floor and told me to slurp it up, I probably would do it in a heartbeathnng I want to be the slutty mare so bad
>>10130067would it be better if i was a pegasus too?i mean pegasi are a lot faster than unicorns and earth ponies and can also walk on clouds, which means that the number of stallions increases while being able to travel quickly fro m suitor to suitor.the most efficient slutty mare would be a pegasus.
>>10129046I don't know what's so sad about it.
>>10130109>not taking it from the source
>>10129096>>10129099Fanfiction is not art. Also, stop projecting. I haven't written a single letter of fanfiction in my life.
>>10130122>replying after more than one hour
>>10130119I'm just saying if he would of told me to lick it off the floor, I would.
>>10129254Chill out, autistic brony. Thoughts are harmless, everyone should be allowed to think what they want to think. Communist pig please go.
I hope the diamond dogs show up in season 4, even if it is just a cameo, like them arguing with a jeweler in the background who won't buy their gems.
Would you a pegasus in midair?
>>10130137Definitely. I also would an alicorn midair.
>>10130122>one hour later>mentioning fanfictionWe weren't talking about you.
>>10130135that's probably my biggest hope in S4if that happens I hope I could push my luck and wish for a female diamond dog to showup
>>10130137Only as a non-pegasus, relying on the pegasus to do all the mid-air manipulation, and depending on them for my life.
>>10130113The most efficient slutty mare would have to be an earth pony, she would have more stamina and I would think it would be a lot more hotter if pegasus would have their way with an earth pone, while hundreds of feet in the air
>>10130133>>10130122Is responding to old things some epic new meme?
>>10130105>We dig up diamonds>By the score>A thousand rubies>Sometimes more>We don't know what we dig them for>We dig dig digga dig diglel just like autismblocksfags
>>10130113you're right. statistics have shown that pegasus mares the highest sluttiness efficiency coefficient.the difference between them however is not as dramatic as you might think, since pegasi tend to be more fragile, while earth ponies for instance can tolerate a lot bigger and a lot more stallions
>>10130138>>10130142Just be careful. If she cums, the two of you will drop like a rock.
>>10130151I thought it was if you can't make her cum she drops you like a rock?
Was Japplebuck Season subbed yet?
>>10130145No. Maybe they (he?) are from slow boards.
>>10130137Like this one?http://i.imgur.com/ynFZznL.jpg
>>10130165Oh god why
>>10129998What? Seaponies will be in season 4? Clarification? Source?
>>10130151>you have to edge her for hours because you cant risk having her actually come
>>10130156She can't control her wings while orgasming.
>Pegasus flies over your head>cock slap to the face
>>10130165Cute but I imagine flying through the air with the wind on your balls is not so fun.
>>10129454Why must edgy shit always be so generic? Is that a part of it's definition?
>>10130186As a slutty mare I would try my best to lick it
>>10130191Anon waht are you doingAnonstahp
>>10130188but that's how the suit looks.it is illegal for pegasus stallions to cover their nuts to aid the enforcement of speed limits
>>10130199I'm replying to hours old posts.
>>10130191FINE, I'LL REPLY TO OLD POSTS TOOBUT IT WILL BE GOOD ONES UNLIKE YOURS>>10127151WOW WHAT A KAWAII HORSE
>>10129454Buck up, anon.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g4d-rnhuSg
>>10130207I'm doing the same!>>10128715Someone should edit her eyes to add some expression and humanize that bear a bit.
>>10130212Step it up>>>/b/1
>>10130216Don't you mean >>>/a/1 ?
>>10130208I figured it would be Carl Sagan or somethinghis books gave me a great deal of resolve a few years back but it doesn't do anything for me anymore, I don't feel like I live in a world where those things are significant
xth for straight brae > gay brae
>>10130218Nah, I'm good. /a/ is full of moeshit.
How much money do you think moot has made off of 4chan passes so far? I wish he'd release the statistics on it.
>>10130222boku no sister
>>10130231probably a breaks even.
>>10130223I wonder if Braeburned would ever accept doing a commission of Braeburn having straight sex. Or Umber for that matter...
>>10130236anime is against the ruuru
>>10130236janitor-sama is dispreased with your shamefur dispray
>>10130237You'd have to join his auctions to which only brony millionaires are invited.
>>10130242>>10130243 I deleted it because I realized how dumb I was. I just saw the thumbnail in my folder and didn't bother to actually look at it.
>>10130222the worst oreimo
>>10130237I feel like he's done straight at one point
>>10130247>tfw he'll probably only do commissions this way from now on because it's "more fair"
>>10130174>>10130190what's the matter with it?
So would you rather be in a pony equestria,anthro equestria or a human equestria?Explain your answer
>>10130219Look, you're made out of exploding stars. If that isn't a good enough reason to go do something awesome, I don't know what is.
>>10130255Pony. Because then I could use my height to my advantage.
BUT WHAT IF I WANT TO?
>>10130253yeah. it's a complete and blatant cashgrab.i wish i was equally shameless and could make money that way
>>10130255Anthro EquestriaBecause I like ponies and I like hands but I haven't found any humanized pics that I would consider perfect yet and would probably be stuck with a disappointed image of how they all look as humansbesides, human equestria already exists
>>10130256Maybe you're made of awesome exploded stars, but mine are worthless and I''m sure they were among the least shiny ones...
>>10130265Why is it that anytime someone tries to make any money whatsoever it's just a "cheap cashgrab"?
>>10130256I must be made of the useless butt part of stars
>holding fart in forever>finally think you're alone and it's safe>let out the biggest, smelliest toot you can muster>5 seconds later someone walks around the corner right into your potent cloud
>>10130272Because people complaining are lazy and jealous.
>>10130267Not in the way presented.I'm talking about cutie marks still existing and magic existing.I think It would be pretty shitty being the only human without a power
>>10130274>made of exploded butts
>>10130275You're a manWe call them fartsnot tootsand we don't mix them! BE A MAN
>>10130275I've done that. The most common reaction is for the victim to either start coughing and choking or to turn around and leave without saying a word.
>>10130272Because he'd rather go to DA to announce his commission slots are open and draw edgy OCs for more money than come here and get mostly canon character commissions for less.
>>10130283>being the only human without a powerwhat about earth ponies
>>10130274the elements we are made of are expelled by stars and the heavier elements are fuzed while it dies.so were are made of star farts and interstellar carrion.
>>10130275If you spread your cheeks apart and let it out slowly, you don't make a noise.
>>10130286Toots are silent though.Farts make noise.
>>10130293EARTH PONY STRONKEARTH PONY MAKE FOOD
>>10130286>You're a manDid I say I was a man?No!CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGES!!!I am though.
>>10130293Except you weren't born as an earth pony-humanYou were born has a human-human
>>10130307That is a link.
>>10129471That looks a lot like that DP gif I linked to last night.
>>10130290>he would rather make more money doing the same thing than lessWhat's wrong with that?
>>10129974It's interesting you took this long to do so.
>>10130319Hypothetical time.Would you rather make more dosh doing something you truly despise, or make a more modest amount doing something you love? He's already said before he doesn't like drawing OCs nearly as much as canon characters.
>>10130309>go to humanized equestria>You have no special ability or racial talent>But your not bounded by a cutie mark
>>10129471HOLYSHITBEST THING EVERSomeone actually made good pony porn
>>10130328Not him but considering one of my commissions would net me $40 at most I think that 10 times that amount makes drawing crappy OCs seem pretty fucking cool
>>10130341Jack of all trades, master of none? I'm okay with this.
>>10130341>implyingITS BRANDED ON YOUR FACE
>>10130328>truly despise>doesn't like drawing OCs nearly as much as canon charactersDon't be so binary. Maybe he still gets some enjoyment out of drawing OCs.Besides, where did he say that? On MLPG, where he knows how OCs are seen?
>>10130341>racial talentWhat's a "racial talent"?
>>10130344>having shit tasteNo porn of ponies is good. That one was still horrible and shitty.
>>10130356Flying, levitating things, kicking shit really hard
>>10130357>>10130344If only I could draw...Half of the fandom would masturbate itself to death.
>>10130328He never said that he hated it. "like less" doesn't mean "GRRR I HATE THOSE DARN DIRTY BRONIES"A fast thread on an image board isn't a good place to make an announcement you want a lot of people to see. You post it, and then it gets buried under a bunch of other stuff, maybe several people see it. But if he posted it on his DA, it'd be there for as long as he wants, and more people will see it.You're turning it into an "Us vs Them" kind of bullshit.
>>10130354It's never been explicitly said because he doesn't like drama but it's been heavily implied.that's why when it comes to his usual commission price guide he charges more for OCs even though they're just as easy to draw.
>go to Equestria >ask Discord for Magic powers>become Wizard
>>10130352You won't be able to get cutie marks because you were born as a normal boring human
>>10130254Sorry, but your style doesn't work to well for NSFW pics. It's too 'rough'
>>10130368>he never said b-b-but that's because he doesn't want to upset people!
>>10130368>heavily implied.Or maybe it was a joke. Sorry pal, I'm gonna need some proof on this one.
>>10130369>Magicka wizard>you die accidentally electrocuting yourself few weeks later by standing in a rain and trying to conjure lightning
>go to Equestria>rape pone>rape more pone
>>10130383>conjure lighting >when it's raining outside>and I'm in the rain tooI'm not a retard you know
>>10130369>implying Discord would give you magic powersAnon please. He could but he won't
>>10130383Magicka sure was fun. Too bad all those pussies didnt want to play with me anymore just cause I hit them with a lightning every once in a while on accident
>>10130393>not wanting to fuck ponesYou gay, son?
how long does it take to mine a litecoin with an average computer?Average as in a good motherboard/GPU average, not average as in a normalfag's shitty thinkpad from 2008 average.
>>10130291all the romantic and fascinating things that popular science can hook you with, I don't feel like I could sum it up competentlythings like >>10130256, there was a spiritual-ish strength in the knowledge of those things for me but now I just feel disconnected from it because everything actually significant in my life turned out to be people and things made up by peopleI should be asleep
>>10130375is it the lines? because i took care of most of my anatomy homework and will move on to faces and then learn how to do proper lines.i didn't intend it to be more than a sketch
>>10130408Most underappreciated element.
>>10130403>go to Equestria>Befriend Fluttershy>"You know Fluttershy since I was a little kid I wanted to be a wizard but magic didn't exist in my world. Now look at me. I'm in a world where magic exist and I still can't make my dream real. If only there was a reality bending being that is good now and could give me magic powers without any hidden agenda or some kind of ironic twist or small print way to fuck me up. But there isn't. Alas my dream will always be a dream and nothing more">enjoy magic powers I now have
>>10130408They should just put on lightning immunity.
>>10130357FUCK OFF ROSSNobody cares about your shitty opinion
>>10130425>befriend Fluttershythere is your problem, faglord
>>10130425Anon, a true master of subtlety
I'm going to go ride for an hourSee you dorks later
>>10130436Flutershy is Discord's best friend. And she's the tutorial mission you can't lose when it comes to making a friend>>10130439Let's be honest here Anon, Fluttershy wouldn't suspect a thing
>>10130442don't forget the enema before you start
>>10130436Fluttershy would be pretty easy to make friends with.
>>10130451pinkie is the tutorial mission thoughI think gaining fluttershy's trust would be much harder, if not the hardest
>>10130451>And she's the tutorial mission you can't lose when it comes to making a friendThat would be Pinkie. Fluttershy probably wouldn't even open the door for you.
>>10130457Who's the artist?
>>10130454>I was actually going to have an enema after the ride and before the showerI AM BEYOND SCARED RIGHT NOW
I don't like how they handled The Mandarin.
>>10130457at least open the thumbnail before uploading you mule
>>10130459>>10130461>Pinkie>Didn't want to give a chance to Discord>Thought Iron Will is a monster>Fluttershy>was willing to give Discord a chance>actually believed that there's a chance for Discord to become good.Yeah...Nah Fluttershy is your best bet. Just pretend to be hurt near her house and bam.
>>10130467>enema after the ride have fun cleaning the shit off your chance then.
>>10130461>anon wakes up in equestria>goes to Fluttershy's home>She's scared to death as this large and loud creature twice her size is banging on her door>"Hey Fluttershy, I'm a pony, don't you like ponies?"
Well shit, Swimbros got confirmed.
>>10130481Wait, I thought he was talking about taking an actual ride - on a horses back and stuff
>>10130481O-OHB-BAKAI KNEW YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT THATAND NOT A BICYCLEB-BAKA
>>10130486Context would be pretty neato
>>10130414pls respondAlso how much more effective is it to mine with GPU than just CPU?Right now I'm just pooled mining with CPU.
>>10130486What is that?
>>10130486WHAT THE FUCK IS A SWIMBRO.LINK PLEASE.
>>10130494>>10130498That gay anime shit of swimming guys, Tumblr has been having a boner for it for a month or two.
>>10130414>>10130497what the fuck is a litecoin
>>10130497About 20+ times, maybe more. Don't CPU mine. What card do you have, exact model?
>>10130505Oh. That's extremely underwhelming,
Your Sperm is now Pinkie Pie's.
>>10130414Why do people mine Litecoins when they're clearly not even going to overtake Bitcoin, yet along actually take off?
>>10130512Because litecoins have more potential to increase in value, bitcoins are already pretty high
>>10130497This isn't pony
>>10130414>Have an x200>From 2008HeyFuck youI'm not a normalfagI even undervolted itThis helpshttps://github.com/litecoin-project/litecoin/wiki/Mining-hardware-comparison
>>10130512Because if you mine buttcoins, at best, assuming price reaches $200 at some point and you only sell then, you're earning $10 with a 7950 running 24/7. With litecoins, assuming price hits $10 once MtGox adds them, which it likely will since $10 isn't that high, especially in the eyes of the complete morons that use Gox, you'll have been earning $20+ a day. Even at current rates, LTC mining is more profitable, although only slightly.
IF PONE MOANSSHE IS GETTING FUCKED
>>10130476there was a reason she befriended him and put up with his shit, she was on a mission for Celestia and her friends and all of Equestria reallyyou're just a scary strangerpinkie was much more accepting of discord originally, I dunno why they didn't allude to that in the episode but I guess >S3
>>10130510Wait, does my sperm belong to pinkie pie or my sperm is now pinkie pie?If I cum would the pinkie pies be full grown pinkie pies or would they be foals?
>>10130526So it's SFW gay porn of ottermode boys?OK then
>>10130525I assumed you mistakenly uploaded that picture because the thumbnail looked like Fluttershy
>>10130526>that style>that anatomy>that everything
>>10130529So it will make you a quick buck, providing you remember to sell before the network dies.>once MtGox adds themWhy the hell would they add an alternative to their alternative currency? If there's any way to kill confidence in BTC, that's it.
>>10130526Looks like shit.
Would you have sex with a pony thats not your waifu? Would your waifu get upset?
>>10130534So was Iron Will but Fluttershy was the only one who defended him when Rarity and Pinkie called him a monster. Seeing how you are a human again FS is your best bet
Alright I just downloaded this litecoin client.How to I make my gpu mine it instead of my cpu?
>>10130552They confirmed it multiple times that they'll be adding LTC and possibly more altcoins, with LTC it's sometime in the next month.
>>10130544Oh fuck. Who is that and why is it in my Fluttershy folder?
>>10130554If my waifu rejects me, yes.Otherwise I don't know - maybe she's okay with it?
>>10130567Don't use the litecoin client. Goddamn, use google, there are a billion guides everywhere.
>>10130507geforce gtx 460, although I've been thinking about upgrading to something in the 600 series.
>>10130569It looks like that's it for cryptocurrency then. All because some greedy miners decided to fragment the protocol.
>>10130573It's the OC of an askblog, female descendant of StarSwirl
>>10130574Your waifu loves you, but this other pony is a queen in bed.
>>10130567ask somewhere else.
>>10130591Why do you always have to give me such hard decisions, Anon?But if my waifu loves me back I don't think I could do this to her
>>10130580Well you're pretty fucked then, nVidia cards are complete crap for mining anything.https://github.com/litecoin-project/litecoin/wiki/Mining-hardware-comparisonFor reference, 100kHash mines around 0.2LTC a day at current difficulty.
>>10130604What if sex and love are seen as two seperate things?
>>10130559she defended him when she was already in monstermode herself, she was just hyper-assertively correcting her friends, I don't think there was any kindness involved there
>>10130591Not that guy but I wouldn't betray my waifu. Ever.
>>10129986probably because they're considered to be as important actual character from the show despite not being?
>>10130609So she wouldn't feel betrayed if I did?Who is the other pony?I'd probably be unable to sleep for days due to the shame and guilt
>>10130584The "investors" on Gox don't think as far ahead as that, and everyone else realizes that it doesn't really matter. I really doubt that it'd have any sort of negative effect in the long run.
>>10130621A pony with a cutie mark in Sex. Maybe, with some convincing, you can even get your waifu to join the fun
Would you invite pony to have a threesome with you and your (hypothetical) significant other?
>>10130631is my hypothetical SO also a pony?
>>10130631Only if my SO and I were ponies too. I do so enjoy the thought of making a Caramel sandwich.
>>10130627>A pony with a cutie mark in SexPlease show mercy, Anon
>>10130636>>10130638Nope, you're both humans.
>>10130640>special talent is sex and seducing>not a FUCKING SINGLE GOOD porn picture with herjesus fuck
>>10130649Hm. Only if my SO was okay with it.
>>10130608well shit then, guess I'll stick to dicking around on my ameritrade account until I can get an AMD card to thoroughly mine litecoins with as well. ;_;
>>10130653Of course they're okay with it. They're the one who suggested it.
>>10130651Maybe shes just not very good at it, despite it being her talent
>>10130626Well, I guess I'm not actually that concerned, since I don't have any Bitcoins. It'll be interesting to see how it plays out after Gox take it up.
>>10130651>implying sex is prettyYou didn't imply that
>>10130663Good thing I've got lube and condoms stockpiled, then.
Is prostitution legal in Equestria?
>>10130685Yes. That's why Fluttershy isn't homeless.
>>10130685Everything is legal in Equestria
>>10130694I would totally get stoned with, and then fuck, Fluttershy.
>>10130706marojuana is toxic to ponies, as is most human drugs/ Except Jenkem
Holy shit /a/ is a total chaos.
>>10130701She pays anon for bellyrubs.
>>10130716Fuck you and fuck your headcanon.
>>10130720stupid sexy alicorns
>>10130720Zev is the only artist that consistently feeds my Celestiafaggotry.
Morning, all.Anything I should fix before I go to do lines?Also, does armor count as a weapon for an unarmed monk?
>>10130760No, but monks have no armor proficiency anyways
>>10130760Nope, just fitsts
>>10130745Swimbros was confirmed and there's "a war" between fujoshifags and yurifags, check /a/'s catalog.
>>10130745Swimming boys anime for fujoshis just got greenlighted and they're all shitting themselves over it
>>10130720>>10130758I would totally that Celestia.
>>10130758I just wish he was a bit better and wouldn't draw their snout so super tiny from the front view
>>10130767So would AJ wearing metal plates on her legs to fortify her kicks be a problem?
>>10130758>those lineseaugh. it could be good.
>>10130781EhhhhThing with monks is that they use their ki to do all kinds of crazy shit, and wearing heavy and thick stuff hinders or outright blocks that abilityBut then again you can do whatever you want
>>10130775And she would totally you, anon
>>10130791Well, you could handwave it by saying that since metal comes from the earth and AJ is an earth pony it's okay.
God damn it, mlpg.You made me cum on my Ocatavia plushie and now I want to do it again.
>>10130791Got it. AJ having NATURAL ENERGY POWER kinda fits her more anyways. No armor it is!The last thing I want is for people to argue about little details that may or may not constitute fuckups after the fact.
>>10130796what if someone wrote a Celestia on Earth fanfic?
>>10130796She looks dangerously anthro in this one
>>10130815So "Date with a Princess"?
>>10130832wait that's a thing someone did already?
>>10130830I see.Well makes the most sense. Thanks for making the party pony for me. IWD will be fun
>>10130832I don't know why everyone loves that fic so much. Felt like it was pretty mediocre to me
>>10130843The whole "I LIED TO YOU" thing dragged too long, but I liked it other than that. At least the first chapter.
>>10130837it was very mediocre
what if you're pone waifu betrays YOU
>>10130832>Hotsauce will never write again
>>10130862http://pastebin.com/fMxzRTuThttp://pastebin.com/jiGWTj18Took me like 5 seconds with google.
>>10130837Well somewhat.>>10130843Probably one of the few good Celestia fapfics there are. But I agree it isn't as good as the Twilight or his filly fics.
>>10130842International Women's Day?
>>10130890...Are you sure? Because that makes NO sense.At all.
>>10130901IceWind is a word composed of two different words
>>10130911So some guy named Dale has some really cold winds? Sounds silly to me.
Ever go onto a board or thread with zero knowledge of the subject and try to post as if you know what you're talking about to see how long it takes before someone calls you dense?
>>10130923As much as I love I'd slap you right now
>>10130923IDW is a fucking videogame, you dingus
>>10130942>>10130935lé rused anon face
>>10130942I knew what the game was when it was mentioned by name.The acronym did throw me off, though. I'm terrible with acronyms.
Led Zeppelin is overrated as hell.
>>10130956Look at that smug face
>>10130875well this ought to keep me occupied for a while. never let it be said that anon does not deliver.
When did you start un-believing?
>>10130990Why is she so perfect?
>>10131033I still have hope for season 4, so I don't think I have yet.
>>10131043>perfectSorry to break it to you, Anon, but she only scored a 9.9 on her Pony Point Test. It's her darkest secret.
>you will never suckle from celestia's teats
>you will never experience real love
>>10131070>tfw i will never taste rich creamy alicorn milk;_;
>>10131033When I got depression.
>>10131071>not eating love like candyYou humans are so pathetic.
>>10131043Man, that looks like a comfy ass tub.
>>10131070While she strokes my head and calls me her good little human colt?
>>10131101>comfy ass tub>comfy tub full of assesunf.
>>10131108>comfy tub made specifically for you to wash your ass in
>>10131139I'll be in my bunk
Name one horse that is better on the show than she is in the comic.
>>10131151Is Chrysalis a horse?
>>10131151Dash in her own episode is better then her own comic.
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Is the Dotrar comic any good?Keep in mind that I don't like comics.
>>10131178>was not impressed with the Chrysalis comix>stopped caring about the comix as a result>see thiswelp now i have to start reading them again
>>10131204God damn look at those baby blue poolsI love her eyes so much
>>10131210It's the Rarity Micro Series issue. Should be on /rs/
>>10131212her eyes are probably second bestthird at the least
>>10131235I like how you've been doing eyes lately.makes your ponies look cuter
>>10131235Damn rightBlue eyes 4lyfe
>>10131243this has got to stop
>>10131210The Rarity one is one of the better comic in the series. Here a link:http://www.mediafire.com/?5hc2degocrari1v