Vibrating Before Vibrating Was A Thing EditionPosting Uphill Both Ways: >>10118395
>>10123192SLOW DOWN
Toot.
>>10123147
Would you a vibrating pony?
>>10123219GOOD MORNING CHRONO
>>10123216Would Spike give femsnails the dragon manhood
>>10123208YOU'VE GOT TO SLOW DOWN AND TAKE IT EASY
would you read this book
>>10123187>buzzard that can really buzz
>>10123219>That bodyNow this is just getting silly
>>10123219I have a feeling the ponies wouldn't like cuddling with Tex very muchHe's too rigid and muscular
>>10123238Spike would give femsnails Bimmy and Jimmy
>>10123219What kind of sound effect is that?
>>10123272*rises and shines*oh you
>>10123255No I don't use energy weapons
>>10123258>>10123219>No bed hairTex plspls
>>10123255Yes.
>>10123267hue
>>10123219>Applejack wakes you up like this>Say "No">Turn over with her on top, forcibly holding her still against you as you go back to sleep
>>10123219Either his torso is hilariously thick or he has one massive, massive ass
>>10123227Would you?
>>10123219>Save a Horse.pngRide a Cowboy.jpg?
>>10123219>that text on the magazineI tittered.
>>10123281
>>10123296There's only one massive ass in that pictureand it belongs to Dash
Night, MLPG.
>>10123296He's thrusting against the bedsheets
>>10123258>>10123296>Tex Leifeild
>>10123282>refusing free skill points>2274+3
>>10123312But what if you ride a horse that is a cowgirl?
>>10123323Bye~
>>10123315>mfw someone made a greentext fapstory about it
I don't know why I capped this
>>10123277What if TexAnon ended up in Equestria as part of G-Man's plans?
>>10123324Well if Applejack was on top of me, I'd thrust and thrash to get away too
>>10123346Nigga you should feel honoured about it.
>>10123346Look at what you spawned!!!!More butts when?
>>10123255Tesla was a prick and completely overrated by fucking hipsters.
>>10123311No.Two weeks won't be enough.
>>10123347Because you're a cool nigga
>>10123315>humaneh, I guess
>>10123219>"Unf" - AnonymousI laughed.
>>10123346sorry manthat butt was just too nice
APPLEBLOOMhttp://youtu.be/utJMR2SRhpQ
>>10123219>Toot.
>>10123417What the fuck am I watching?
>>10123408>>10123362I wasn't complaining though.
>>10123430I always knew Applejack had a fruity tooty!
>>10123219Uhhhmmm.. I like. Reminds me to finish that other art of mine.
Completed that rarity in the dress request, hope you like it.I feel dead, I should probably go to bed.
>new riproarrex imagetime to fap
>>10123408Dash has got that ass man.
>>1012345910/10 modern masterpiece
>>10123459I'm not gonna reply sarcastically, because that shit is draining to read
>>1012345910/10
>>10123463>not linking itWHY DO PEOPLE DO THIS?
>>10123459#beef
>>10123459Anon, pls.
>>10123459Aw dang it forgot the pic.
>>10123485Because it's furfag paw fetish art?I mean, if you really want to see it...
>>10123491It's a good dress, and a good picture.
>>10123505that sounds good, actually
>>10123485>Requesting to be spoonfedWHY DO PEOPLE DO THISYOU HAVE THE ARTIST'S NAME IT'S NOT HARD TO FIND IT
Why is there a dead thread with just one reply and image in the archive?
>>10123491I'd fuck her so hard with the dress onIt's a cute dress nigga
>>10123511ARE YOU DRAWING?
>>10123459Bed sounds like a good idea>>101234919/10 Would flaunt in public areas
>>10123517it's male paw fetish art
>>10123491Damn nice nigga.That dress is super unf. Really hope more people do art of it.
>>10123491>I am so high right now
>>10123533MAYBE
>>10123441you should draw more humanbuttsRaributt in particular. or sunbutt.
>>10123559Raributt while in tight denim jeans wouldn't be bad.
>>10123555ARE YOU DOODLING A CAT?
so someone was talking about sleepy cuddles with apple pony and so I drew this
>>10123585NOWAITumARE PONIES CATS?
>>10123579I was thinking lacy lingeriebut that works too
>>10123579>tight denim jeansIS THIS A FETISH?I GUESS IT'S MY FETISH NOW
>>10123597d'awww
>>10123559I'd love to, but I've been extra busy lately. I'm working on my final projects, but I'll try to work on my humanizations and junk whenever I can. Including butts in tight jeans.
if you close the doorthe night could last foreverleave the sunshine outand say hello to never
>>10123601YES
>>10123597wowlewd
http://dashievore.deviantart.com/gallery/GOTY
>>10123597Pretty cute.
>>10123623yessss
>>10123579Man, I'm sad my LCS didn't have this cover. And I'd totally buy a poster of it.
>>10123631That doesn't look like a cat. That looks like a pony.
>>10123631ohTHEN YESI AM DOODLING CATS
>>10123626But the damn morning sun shines right past through my curtains.I cannot pony effectively while blinded.
>>10123623noice
>>10123607>you will never grab Dashbutt in lacy lingerie>you will never grab Flutterbutt in tight latex>you will never grab Twibutt in ripped daisy dukes>you will never grab Applebutt in cocktail dress>you will never grab Raributt in your underwear>you will never grab Pinkbutt in pencil skirt
>>10123652>being brony enough to actually waste money on MLP merch
>>10123687waitsomething is wrong here
>>10123296I guess it would depend on how you looked at the blanket, but I'm no expert in human anatomy.
>tfw pulling out pubic hairs one by one with tweezers
>>10123687>flutterbutt>latexNaw man, khaki jeans
>>10123687>pencil skirt!!!
GG are you still here?Do you need still need dentist money?
>>10123724No, but thank you for your consideration
>>10123702I don't know that feel at all, that sounds terriblejust shave, trim, or wax, dude
>>10123724nigga that's been over with for a while now
>>10123749what's a po-boy, and what would happen if I wanted it dressed?it sounds pretty good
>>10123753I'm sorry I don't read his tumblr on a daily basis.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RC-e5vs6NeY>calling a girl 3.14 has made it to popular cultureanother meme to cross off the list
>>10123768>someone says common knowledge>JEEZ MAN SORRY I DON'T DO X 24/7haahwaaw
>>10123768neither do I
>>10123767It's New Orleans' take on a sub sandwich.Either beef or some kind of fried seafood - oysters, shrimp, catfish, clams, etc.Dressed just means with lettuce, tomato, etc.Also they're extremely good.
Berry pony.Please rate and subscribe.
>>10123772What if the same joke sprung up in two separate communities at the same time? What if the communities learned that the other had the same joke? Would they both instantly accuse the other of stealing it?
>>10123796okaywhere do I subscribe
>>10123777>details of a drawfag's personal life>common knowledgeanon pls stop being so creepy
>>10123767>what's a po-boysub sandwich on french bread with roast beef or [deep-]fried seafood of about any kind you can imagine>what would happen if I wanted it dressed?Then y'get it with t'matas, pickles, lettis, mynez, etc.
>>10123796I like this pony but your subscribe button is brokenpls relink it
>>10123799doesnt matter if they stole it or not, it is dead
>>10123806>relatively big donation deal that ended with $6000 dollars like 4 months ago>lots of celebrating was had>personal detailsplease stop living under a rock, anon.
Which pony is the best at holding my legs up against my chest while he fucks me?
>>10123796Heh, I like the pose.It's like you pinched her neck and she got all stiff, like cats do when you pinch the scruff on their necks.
>>10123790>>10123819>one trip to google laterOH MY GOOOOOOOD
>>10123832that donation drive wasn't for his dental work though
>>10123832>4 months agothis is more recent.
>>10123834That depends, how big is your chest?
>>10123848I'm so hungry.
>>10123848Po boys are fucking delicious. I get one every time I go to the deep south.
FuckDon't you hate it when you step on your balls?You're like, oh great, now they're gonna be sore all night.
>>10123861hilariously oversized, of course
>>10123836My cat twists around and bites my hand offVets fucking hate him
>>10123819>Mayonnaise>not Remoulade sauceYou for serieuse, cher?
>>10123860Oh, I didn't know you meant that specificallyI should say I actually did get that dentist money back
>>10123848>fried food in a po'boyaccording to wikipedia it's a thing. I've always seen them with soft french rolls and drippy meats soaking through the roll.
hi
>>10123834Mac or a royal guard
>>10123853>>10123860Well sorry I don't check his tumblr 24/7, gosh guys
>>10123876Nah you right
>>10123790>>10123819man i grew up in metairie and i always had chicken or shrimp (or chicken and shrimp) poboysi dont think i ever even saw roast beef on the menu
>>10123875Well that's what you get for owning a cat.Dogs master race
>tfw can't get real food>this conversationGuess I'm eating Twizzlers for second dinner again
>>10123885That's good to hearnow thenpls draw something almost-but-not-quite-lewd involving ponies and monstergirls
>>10123915>tfw cat + 2 dogs + 2 tarantulas master race
>>10123219Now i really want a pony to wake me up like thta
>>10123915>not teaching your cat the basics of CQCDo you even operate?
>>10123925>tfw a whole costco pizza in the fridgeI live in the lap of luxury.
>>10123927or just go all-out lewd, like PB and Caimon arguing over crotch-gardeniing
>>10123928>tfw watching latest rifftrax and it's a shatner movie where they murder hundreds of real tarantulas
>>10123219...I'm sorry, but Applejack looks awkward as fuck.Like her head is too big and her mouth is weird.
>>10123597what's that pink lineis anon wearing panties
>>10123957I fucking hate my tarantulas and wish they would be murdered by Shatner
>>10123977What, you don't?
>>10123886>>10123909I think the seafood stuff is just more commonly held as the image of a poboy because New Orleans is close to the Gulf and seafood's cheaper there.There's also that it's similar to a Chicago Italian Beef sandwich so it might not stand out as much. I've only had seafood poboys, but I've heard beef ones are great....goddamn it, I wish I could go back to New Orleans sometime - because now I want a muffaletta or some crawfish étouffée.
>>10123978Why don't you murder you tarantulas?
>>10123977>is anon wearing pantiesnojust pink boxers
>>10123977They're comfy and easy to wear
>>10123993>Caimon asking if you'd like to taste some of her muff
>>10123994Because she'd get mad
>>10123928>tfw all pets died a long time ago
>>10123998boooooooooooooo
Are you ready for war?Fortune favors the bold.
>>10123952ButCaimon is an alligatorshe doesn't even oh wait
>>10124011You could just eat them.She wouldn't mind that.
>>10124049The phrase is "fortune favors the prepared"I personally am moving the fuck out of this planet as soon as I can
>>10123940>CQChttps://vine.co/v/bF2xJgJaip2
>>10124050I'm surprised anything surprises you anymore.
so guyspajamasnightgownnegligeenightienight robeonesiechoose. or die.
>>10124050Can you please post that fluttershy pic where she has pubic hair?
>>10124064Nigga you're more than welcome to grab those tarantulas, I'm not doing it
>>10124068But you don't even live in the planet.
>>10124011But she kills fish, anon.
>>10124092pajamas, for suresuper comfy and loose enough to easily slip your hand inside
>>10124092momo
>>10124092Comfy-as-fuck pajamas or get out.Nightgowns, maybe.
>>10124050this is my fetish
>>10124096>Can you please post that fluttershy pic where she has pubic hair?as you wish
>>10124050This is much more acceptable than you can possibly realize
Has anyone noticed that GG and AA are always in the same threads together? And they both know about Cajun food? I smell a conspiracy!
Why does he even answer these?
>>10124107Because she has to.Imagine if you just started throwing away AJ's apples, man.
>>10123687swap Dashbutt and Raributt and you've got a deal
>>10124117I like chest fluff, belly buttons hand pubic hair, though
>>10124050>she's napping like thatoh shit, I didn't even realize at first. my boner has reached critical mass.
>>10124139>handandlyra pls go
>>10124124did he post pics of himself?
>>10124117Thanks.I wish there was more pony pubic hair pics
>>10124124Meanwhile I get one question bi-weekly. I should take up drawing.
>>10124068No, it's not. Do you even play Starcraft?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t55nKXBAMPo
>>10124172
>>10124182shut up aspirant
>>10124124who is that?
>>10124160Looks like a quick cat nap, and her bottoms came undone and sorta slipped off. Judging from the fact she was in a bikini and wearing sunglasses she was probably taking a nap in the cozy afternoon sun.
>>10124198corwin
>>10124172He posted a sketch.
>>10124182why would you expect anyone to care about you if dont contribute something
>>10124196
>>10124191>video games>2013
>>10124179I wish there was more fuzzy ponies.
>>10124123I think I know what you're insinuating and it's sadly incorrect.
>>10124212>that chinoh jeez
>>10124205>>10124196dammit corwin, you better not have low selfsteem
>>10124199>you will never draw straws with PB, Gillou, and Gnathodeli to determine who has to tell her>you will never purposely take the shortest
Can I get an opinion, I'm going to be getting around 6 weeks off, I can either do a full on comic based on the fallout series or I can do a comic based on mlp but keeping in the cannon and the mane 6.How should I spend my time I can't decide.
>>10124199I think one of her brother's undid the knot
>>10124197Bwuh?I mean, that's my situation, but I figure if anyone has anything to ask they'll just....ask.
>>10124237I think it's pretty clear that he's doing okay: >>10124124
>>10124244Would you knot her?
>>10124244yepgood guess
>>10124243mlp and make it a porno
>>10124244>knotunf
>>10124243MLP
>>10124250well, the fact that he responded makes me doubt it
>>10124266second
>>10124264full pics where
>>10124266but anon that's awfully unf...what if i get in trouble?
>>10124199>imagining this scene with big-tittied human FlitterMm.Yes.
>>10124285they're right here, anonon my computerstashed safely away
>>10124243Fallout's old and tiredFull pony
>>10124243There is only one correct choice
>>10124292I wont tell if u dont bb
>>10124247Celestia when?
>>10124084I made this for somebody and they never posted it again.
>>10124303I sincerely hope something painful and disfiguring happens to you, GG
>>10124303one dayone day you'll have a change of heart
>>10124303GG PLSPLSShould I ask on the sub?
>>10124315>Celestia laughing at my tiny dickunf.
>>10124319whoa, anger!
>>10124319WOW RUDE
>>10124315That's pretty neat, did you do it frame by frame or what?
>>10124315Looks like she's saying "COO COO K'CHAAH!"
>>10124311I'll think about it as a porn comic, but it is now definitely going to be pony.
>>10124315Bullshit, I post it all the time. I renamed it A warm laugh.gif, though.
>>10124324OH GOD PLEASE STOP PLEASE GET THIS IMAGE OUT OF MY BRAIN I PROMISE NEVER TO BITE MY NAILS EVER AGAIN JUST PLEASE
>>10124303Why ggYou've posted incest beforeIt was even /ss/ incest so it was much more morally reprehensible than incest between consenting adult alligators
>>10124338>>10124340The best part is if something happens to him he'll never post the full images
>sketching GloomyI'm pretty sure that's the sign I need to go to bed, isn't it?Good night, gentlemen. It's been a pleasure.I'll fix this tomorrow.
>>10124324Spoiler that shit.
>>10124350just the tip shh its ok nobody has to know
guys, pls more Wheat Grass
>>10124342Yes, I edited the parasprite out frame by frame. Also made this shorter version for the same person.>>10124353Really? I've never seen it... Thanks though!
>>10124359Where does he live, again?If he dies I'm gonna steal his computer, swear to god.
>>10124313This weekend, probably.We'll see how much I can get done tomorrow.Truth be told I was debating just playing vidya with people interested tomorrow to relax and work on Saturday, but I doubt people are interested in wasting time on League or War Thunder with me.Anyway, back to work/pony.
>>>10124361>there is no and probably will be no porn of gloomyAt the same time it feels right and wrong. Right in the fact that there doesn't need to be any and wrong in that, well, gloomy is hiatus pone and you know where I'm going with this.
>>>/f/1954786http://images.4channel.org/f/src/anonxrainbowdashWIP.swf
>>10124384Celestia is a very horsie horse
>>10124377>celestia suckles anons microdick
>>10124325>>10124324>>10124319>>10124356all right fine, I'll make an exception this timeconsider it postedbut don't fucking expect anything worth your time
>>10124361But where's Junior and Marker? Wouldn't they be there with gloomy?
>>10124361Gosh that's really cute
>>10124393someone posted that last thread
>>10124390There's been greentexts. Dunno if that counts.>>10124402It's past their bedtimes.
>>10124361Nice! G'night goat.
>>10124356>ConsentingShe's asleep, dude.
>>10124399>don't fucking expect anything worth your timeDon't worryI don't ever expect anything worthwhile from you
>>10124433I'd like to see these greentexts.
>>10124446>I don't ever expect anything worthwhile from youYes, that's what I said
>>10123796And now i'm gonna color it
>>10124459You're referring to this single imageI'm referring to your complete works
Who's the worst best pony?
>>10124485The pony which doesn't love me nor like me.
>>10124485Applejackshe has less good qualities than the rest of the mane 6but she's still my second favorite because apples
I finished those boobs.They're in the place.I'm tire now.Gon bed.
>>10124470I think the point is you're a big dummy.
>>10124485Fluttershy.
>>10124517I don't dispute that
>>10124516What is the placeFuck
>>10124516who what
>>10124384I was planning on starting my Celestia/adventure quest tomorrow... what a coincidence.
>>10124536sbsicecreamfreezer.tumblr
>>10124399Mr. Weaver. Would you consider participating in this CYOA some random night?https://www.dropbox.com/sh/00uxciuoqiuax2h/qMlazjTBee
>>10124516Is this MLPG's favorite picture now or somthin?
>>10124536>>10124541It's sbuh you dingledongles.
>>10124544I FUCKING LOVE IT BECAUSE I AM A HUGE FURRY, APPARENTLY. FRECKLES AND BUCK TEETH ARE CUTE.
>>10124543ooh
>>10124550I'm seeing it for the first time and it's my favorite already
>>10124516this isnt what i wanted
>>10124551I haven't been here all day so there was absolutely no way for me to know that
>>10124543Oh! Well, don't mind me. I try and stay out of the way of other's quests.Might even participate, or at least watch.Best of luck with that by the way. I hope you have a lot of fun running it!
>>10124544[internal vomitting]
>>10124550It's animooted.But I think MLPG likes this one more.
Hm.I think this works a little better...
>>10124614Neato.
>>10124594How can you vomit internally?The whole idea of vomiting is expelling the contents of the stomach upward.The only other direction they can go is downward.That's called "digestion" and it''s normal.
>>10124614Man look at that smug bestcookie
>>10124614looks too constructed
>>10124590thanks
>>10124614that's a big chin
>>10124624You've never thrown up in your mouth?
>>10124620>tfw you hear every comment that says "neat" or "neato" in a slightly sarcastic/disinterested tone of voice
>>10124614>Determined, soullless eyesYep, that's a scout alright.Kidding, I love it.
>>10124630>Celestia will never pounce on you
>>10124384FIC WHEN
>Fetishfags not in full force tonightWhere can I get an archive of the comics?Is the Nightmarity one out yet?
>>10124646but I am sincerely interested when I post "neat" or a picture of a pony with a camera and a "neat" captionpls stop doing that
>>10124646Neato.
>>10124654>she will never force your penis inside of her
>>10124646You do too?
>>10124646I only use it when I've got really nothing to say about a piece, but I still like it
>>10124124as bad as it was for him to respond to it it's really interesting getting to know things about peopleLK has a blog for questions too and it's interesting
>>10124646I always fucking hear it in bender's voice. Every fucking time
>>10124668>She will never force her penis inside you
>>10124516wow what the fuck
>>10124668lovingly, anon. She'll force it inside lovingly.
>>10124668>the scorching heat lightly burns your cock, and you beg for her to stop as tears stream down your face
>>10124683What did you honestly expect?
whats the best season 3 episode to watch if i haven't seen the last 5 or so?also I'm high right now if that makes a difference but it might be irrelevant so whatever
>>10124605I'm partial to this one if we're talking animooted and butt-related
>>10124661SOONSeriously.I'm going to feel so bad when it doesn't meet expectations.
>>10124705I forget the order of episodes, so I'm just gonna say the best ones in orderSleepless in PonyvilleJust for SidekicksOne Bad Apple
>>10124681
>>10124705Watch the last 5 fuckwit
>>10124716Are they fucking anon?
>>10124705Just watch Magical Mystery Cure.
>>10124701I dont know, not thatI dont follow you and your furry shenanigans
>>10124713if unsexy was an image this would be it
>>10124624
>>10124735You're hilarious, really
is your boyfriend a human
>>10124751my owner is a human, if that counts.
>>10124624you vomit but catch it in your mouth and swallow it again
http://imgur.com/v5pbMKx
>>10124724...I hadn't considered using anon as a plot device.So...no.I may remedy this a bit since writing a scene about Rarara trying to teach Fluttershy how to properly appeal to the stallions was awkward without a subject other than herself.Awkward, or really hot depending on your point of view.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9KHo9z86rAjust breathe
>>10124735I'll fight you
>>10124751Is that what MLHG asks?
>>10124757>you will never have a loving master
>>10124751my boyfriend is a computer
>>10124731Now you know.And knowing is half the battle.
>>10124777This is a sadly accurate statement
>>10124763here's a much better songhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mrojrDCI02k
I tried drawing a quick Raritybutt on paper but just when I was inking it I literally fucked the entire thing upGosh I'm too tiredG'nite MLPG
>>10124773>Your master will never massage your wings and brush your mane, all while he tells you how much he loves you.
>>10124638Her HEAD is kinda big, actually. I'll fuss with the proportions in a bit, see if I can't get it a little more even.>>10124620>>10124625>>10124647Thanks.>>10124626Let me guess - it needs to be about 20 percent cooler?
This is cute.
PORK CHOP SANDWICHES
>>10124793>babby's first "non-mainstream" albumhaah waaw
>>10124701i just got here and see a post saying the thing is finishedsince this is the my little pony general i expected it to be pony related.
>>10124793What about this?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cGs_8Rnac-k
>>10124813>since this is the my little pony general i expected it to be pony related.Ah, so you're new.Well, welcome to a little slice of Hell
>>10124812moo pls
people wouldn't even like Lyra if she didn't sit funny in that episode
Ohohoho, oh those crazy Mexicans.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=57MZRSPFQZs#!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oQRI5bSeUVQFuck that, HERE'S a song.
>>10124802Nah, like, it looks too planned-outlike the kind of image a committee would come up with
>>10124813the only thing you should expect here is to be thoroughly disappointed
>>10124805What a shitty artist 0/10
>>10124805>heart eye highlightskawaii~
MY GIRL'S GOT A BIG MOUTHWITH WHICH SHE BLABBERS A LOTSHE LAUGHS AT MOST EVERYTHINGWHETHER IT'S FUNNY OR NOT
>>10124830She'd have still been a good background ponyShe just would be known as that excitable horse who can't stop jumping
>>10124793>>10124819>>10124763I like you guys.
>>10124830They still would have liked her for implied lesbian headcanonsAlso for being minty
>>10124802man, just wing ityou thinkin too hardjust draw
>>10124812fine have this instead: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEfnANWvf6g
>>10124830Maybe, maybe not.She would have been noticed for other things eventually if she didn't. Like how hoppy she is.
>>10124837Superior:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uwky1ciyE0g
>>10124830>>10124865This.If that hadn't happened, Lyra would be the happy hopping minty pone.She's STILL the happy hopping minty pone, but the headcanons about her and humans and hands would be different.
>>10124837>not elements of harmonyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmFShSg3deM
>>10124869The feeling is mutual.Have a good rest of the night, anon, because it is yours.
>>10124805its a nice way of thinking but it makes you sound like a real asshole when you announce it to everyone
>>10124830imfuckingplyinghttp://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1366929366122.gifShe's a pretty pony with a doofy grin, what's not to like?
>>10124887I love how excitable she seems to be while not being obnoxious like how Pinkie can be.
>>10124879>ChubbyMorbidly obese you mean
>>10124831Well that was messy.
>Listening to anything besides old school EDM or 80s Disco Italo,Wave and SynthGassyFatSweatyMuskyMustyDirtyPetHorsecockSky courtingHoof licking
>>10124837>>10124886>these might be good songs but since they are posted by shitty tripfags im not even going to bother checking
>>10124920I was expecting those adjectives to describe somethingI feel cheated
>>10124920warmcheesystench
>>10124696>"Relax, Anon...Just lay back and let your princess...ngh...t-take care of...everything~"
>>10124931Hey now, ReiDuran's not a tripfag!
>>10124931Anon you'd better have a good reason for making me call bait at 1 am, I've got practice tomorrow
>>10124886SKILL MY HEARTMy negro.>>10124892This is good, too Not my fave, but good. Actually a lot of JAM Project is just fucking awesome.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d2b11FZ9vsAHagane no Resistance was pretty cool, and it definitely got me hype for Z2.2
>>10124944ffffuck
>>10124918Every time I see the words "morbidly obese," I hear it being said in in the of the Spy from TF2.
>>10124906She is a good background ponySitty or not
>>10124950Practice for what?
>>10124879I dunno maybeshe's cute but she's pretty much at the upper border of my preference, what with the gutMaybe though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hfWwXl7EC3A
>>10124934Being surrounded by musky stallions while they take turns ravishing your mare body
>>10124950Can I watch you practice.
>>10124918Not sure if you think she's too big or if you're referring to Derpibooru's tags...
>>10124965>OON
>>10124954I want to rub Cloudchaser's mons
>>10124954Has kev gotten worse at humans?
>>10124959OI, YOU'RE BLEEDIN' GRAVY, FATSO!
>>10124954Real boobs don't really bounce so much unless you're fucking her like a horse.They jiggle very nicely, though.
>>10124944oh god
>>10124968thank you, that's much better
>>10124960I need to rub that belly.
>>10124966>not Swing Treeit's like you don't want to be relaxedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I1kp_bgHq4Q
>>10124965I like your femsnips and femsnailskeep it up
>>10124984her tits aren't bouncing.
>>10124965A request is a request. If you reject it, then that's fine. Not like I can force your hand or anything.
>>10124965What does lloon mean?
>>10125002draw more rat girls
Alright, I'm doing it.I'm fucking doing.Because life is much too short.
>>10124965>those pigtails>the orbs holding them are the same color as those in the other pictureWow, I am slow as fuck. Was the artist of the first picture inspired by your pictures, GG?
>>10125021
>>10125021>one size fits most
>>10124996I thought we were just posting what were listening to
>>10124952>"Mhmhmm~ You look like...mh...like you're enjoying yourself...down there~">"It's...haaah...q-quite lovely...for me...t-too~"
Why is there so little marker pony 34?
>>10125001That sounds like a problem in need of rectifying.
>>10124954i call bullshit that rumble didn't fuck either one of them while growing up
>>10125021Corwin?Did you get it? Because then I have to too.
>>10125021>only $28.73I am damn glad someone else lives in my house
>>10125021Godspeed, anon. Godspeed.
>>10125024SB and GG both copy their Femsnips design from some other artist.
>>10125021I expect pictures
>>10124906>>10124960>>10124887>>10124865>Bonbon constantly has to put up with Lyra getting hung-up on something - a project, an idea, a piece or style of music, or another obscure subject>Something grabs Lyra's attention and that's all she'll talk about for days, weeks, months at a time>Until the project is done, or something else catches her eye, Lyra is consumed by it>Their house is full of half-finished compositions, half-built projects, and binders full of research notes accumulating over time>Bonbon SHOULD be mad about Lyra's flightiness and inability to follow-through, but she puts up with it>Because Lyra told her once that Bonbon makes her feel like she can talk about whatever's on her mind; someone who can listen to her, without being judgmental.
>>10125033but he's still a kid nowandthat whole statement isn't something you can really call bs on.its all conjecture and stuff
>>10125038I fucking know, right?
>>10124968You constantly wink at guards signalling that you want them to mount youYou eventually find yourself surrounded by stallions inside a small courtyard and for hours you are used as a cumdumpster
>>10124950We're sorry, Dash. It's just been a bad night. Go back to bed.
>>10125027well you should be listening to swing tree
>>10125036Yep, it's me. You will by honor bound by our pact once I get it in the mail and post pics here.>>10125038I'll only be able to use it three nights a week, when I have to wake up before everyone else.
>>10125030so... fucking... tight
>>10125043I have officially reached Slowpoke levels then.
>>10125048cute
>>10125068fuggwhat's the coupon you used?
>>10124965Hrm, well that belly doesn't have any flab. It's all smooth and taut like you usually draw big guts. It could work out?
>>10125021>realizing how goddamn short life is>realizing that your precious little time on this planet should best be spent doing things you actually enjoy instead of conforming to social normsYou are living the dream.You are the kind of guy we dream of being.Godspeed, you magnificent horsefucking bastard.
>>10125059keep going, you're doing very well
>>10125031she is waiting for you to make it
>>10125080DISCOUNT25OFF25% off all items, excluding prints.
>>10125084>tfw all you want to do is start no trouble and browse the internet sometimesWorking pretty well so fartook two years longer to finish high school than normal, but fuck if I didn't enjoy it
>>10125103noicethanks
>>10125072That freaky eye bugs the shit out of me damn.
>>10125033who says he didn't?I bet Flitter would have had a hard time saying no, seeing what a strong young man he had grown up to be. she'd probably consider it the most wonderful sex she'd ever had.and if Cloudchaser ever found out...well, she'd probably not know how to feel about it. on the one hand, it wouldn't feel right on a certain level.but on the other hand, she'd share her sister's admiration for Rumble's looks...and now that her sister has been with him, she'd be more than a little curious herself
Meghan should read the comics so she can learn how to write Rarity, but i doubt she cares
>>10124879>you will never have a sexy pone deliver fresh pizza to your doorstep>you will never be able to ask said pone to come with you inside to share the pizza together
>>10125110>noice
>>10125088>that Octavia on the right
>>10124944>>10125030Celestia pushes herself back against you firmly, keeping a steady pace as her wings begin to twitch and she moans softly. She keeps whispering encouraging words, describing the sensations she feels inside, her voice slowly but surely becoming pitched with the strain of trying to keep it steady as her gentle thrusts against you pick up speed and force.You don't notice it at first, but she's slowly losing her regal bearing, words becoming less elegant, slurring together as her moans become louder and her elegant body begins to drip with sweat.
>>10125138noice
god damn this model is soooooooo low poly count and looks so good, fuck fuck, that is an art in of itself
>>10125133>Femsnips will never deliver pizza to you and your rat waifu.;;_;;
>>10125087Eventually a pegasus lifts you by your flank and starts ramming you while in mid airAnother one takes full use of your empty mouth and shoves his horsecock down your throatYour muffled moans and chokes only make the pegasus fuck you harder
>>10125150>tfw no tiny glass ponies
>>10124819LOOK PIMPIN' I AIN'T PLAYIN'IN A MINUTE YOU GONNA BE LAYIN'FACE DOWN DEADYOU HEARD WHAT I SAIDMY MARKERMY BOOPMY PONYMY THREAD
>>10125156I hope anon is an earthy.
>>10125069>"Ahaha~ H-How...lewd~">"Do you...hhh!...d-do you like it when I-ahhn...when I do this~?">sqlch~
>>10125150I wish I had a little glass pony.
>>10124879>anthroif its a pony, everyone can enjoy it. if its anthro only the disgusting furries can enjoy it.
>>10125175Wow, that's a terrible drawing
>>10125120It would be neat if the comic ponies made appearances in the show. Even if it would be just in the background.
>>10125177>feralfags
>>10125150cool looking low poly shit is great
>>10125175>>10125164me too
STOPITWITHTHISSHITIT'SANNOYINGASFUCK
>>10125143Better not speed things up and start touching her places. Wouldn't want her to completely lose it, would we?
>>10125172But pegasus ponies are canon sluttiestthey're basically incapable of not expressing consent
>>10125183Yeah well you're a terrible person.
>>10125177>If it's anthro, everyone can enjoy it. If it's pony, only disgusting bronies can enjoy it.Do you have zero self awareness?
>>10125177>implying pony anthro cannot be enjoyed by others
>>10125153>You will never step away for one fucking minute and come back to find your asshole goblin girl roommate ate half the pizza already
>>10125156The harder thrusts force you down on the horsecock in your mouth with exceptional force, stuffing more than you can bear into your throat and setting it's owner off, hot, thick seed spraying inside you, feeling like it's burning your throat.All the while you're still getting reamed from behind, flank turning red as the pegasi's balls slap your ass with every thrust.
>>10124950are you implying that those 2 guys are high quality posters?they are shit
>>10125172of course,the best slutty mares are earth ponies due to their staminaThe surrounding stallions really make the fact evident
>>10125198DEALWITHIT
>>10125186Same. Or business man Hayseed.
>>10125033>They were his babysitters>They're hot>Obviously he wants to fuck themI still think that entire line of conjecture is dumb, overdone and just plain lazy.
>>10124954that breast is disconnected from the body
>>10125204Does it make you feel better thatI drew it
>>10125177>implying
https://vine.co/v/bUemwu7WM9ODamnit tara.
>tabs crowded>go to close some>need them all open>anxiety kicks in
>>10125218>wanting a mare with incredible stamina>when you could have an incredibly sensitive one that recovers in the blink of an eye
>>10125241fucking know this feel
>>10125198uno!
>>10125153>your rat waifuex-fucking-cuse me
>>10125195yea, i found one of his models with 10 times, he must have a better utility at making them so low count and retaining that detail
>>10125241>watermarks
>>10125186I really want to see Wheat Grass on the showshe is such a qt
>>10125247>recovers in the blink of an eyeWhat the fuck do you think that is, if not stamina?
>>10125216gettin' real tired of your shit, anon
>>10125229rub a pair of tits to a kid long enough and he'll start thinking weird thoughts
>>10125250you didn't call a color so that's a two card penalty
stram
>>10125229Yeah, lets stick to the cutesy, family like feeling to it.
>>10125237>Sucy will never use you as a lab-rat for her alchemic concoctions
>>10125277that's a river
>>10125143>"Yes...y-yes...ohsweetsunyes...!"
>>10125268That's spiritstamina is endurance
>>10125265>>10125226Hippie ponies were very nicely done.
>>10125284Good, I like being alive.
>>10125207Just let me live in a house with FemSnips, FemSnails, Edith, Gillou, and Caimon for the rest of my life and whatever comes, I think I'll die happy.
>>10125021anon pls
>>10125284I'm surprised no one has drawn Sucy and Zecora yet
>>10125229it's just boner-fuel, anonnot to be taken seriously
>>10125278HNNNGthat's so cuteThough it's always him with flitterwhat fun stuff would his other sitter like doing with him?
>>10125299>no princess bitchAnon, anon porfis
>>10125293No, you fucking idiot. Do you really think a woman with stamina is someone who takes forever to cum? Jesus.
Neither rain nor snow nor gloom of night.Please raet and surbscrurb.
>>10125310>no princess bitchExactly. Sounds like paradise to me!
>>10125308she likes to play games with himand tease him a lot
>>10125299>ugly underage little girls>rat thing>fat water monster>crocodilesomebody kill this person
>>10125313it's how it works for dudes
>>10125314He looks enthusiasticDefinitely one of those guys who sincerely does that hat tip thing when he sees you
>>10125153>rat waifuYour rat waifu is on the same level of disgustingly greasy and horrifically smelly as a neckbeardJust think about that for a bit
>>10125202Of course not. What would she think if you just reached down and gave her ass a firm slap, setting her into faster motion before jolting her senses with a tweak of her majestic wings?The audacity you would have to have to reach under her with the spanking hand to instead fondle her teats, drawing circles on them as gently as you could before pinching them, causing her to clench forcefully on your cock. All the while your ears barraged with the sounds of her improper moaning, lust filled and becoming desperate. No longer would she be the poise, polished Princess you knew. But instead a heated, passionate lover, crying out for you to make her yours, to fill her, to show her how much you love your Princess.
>>10125314I don't think this pony is supposed to have wings
>>10125308Probably because Flitter seems to be portrayed as the more nurturing one.CC would probably be the fun big sister type.>"Hey, Rumble, I'm going to the record store.">"Which one? The one with the dragon statues and the blacklights?">"Yeah! You wanna come with me!">"Yeah!!"
Day 684/25/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,827 (Running Total: 424,390)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 22,777 (Running Total: 1,795,160)Another day, another pony.It's a good thing you can't have too many of them. Ponies that is.Also new comic is good.
>>10125308Cloudchaser is rougher and likes messing with him a lot.
>>10125326Now you're really asking for it, m80click click the GUNS COMIN
>>10125314is that a stallion derpy?oh my~
>>10125314I wish all postal workers were this enthusiastic.
>>10125299>Living with someone else's OC.I hope you'll get the artists' permission, anon. Or at least pay a royalty.
>>10125334Yeah, well a chick with good stamina won't just drop out at the first orgasm.Being able to continue through multiple orgasms IS stamina, for women. The only reason "stamina" is associated with "not cumming" is because most guys just stop once they cum.
>>10125236We know. Redraw it
>>10125339I groom enough for the both of us
>>10125340I would give her exactly what she wants
>>10125355OC piracy is the best piracy
>there will never be a celestia/discord shenanigans episode
>>10125372Dammit, get out of here you snake-rabbit devil
This artist, Mew, is almost as fast as Atrylhttp://mewponyplots.tumblr.com/post/48868900468/30-min-laurette-mara-anonypony-have-some
>>10125339Um... That's kind of the point, anon. She's like a fem-neckbeard. She never leaves her apartment, she's on the web all day, she orders in every meal, she likes anime & videogames & shit, she lives off of ad money from porno animations & commissions....I still think she's cute.
>>10125354Aren't they all?
>>10125214You enjoy the burning sensation a bitThe pegasus land and more stallions gather around youThree really big stallions decide to make full use of your cum laden orificesAny anon willing to take the torch on this one? I need to get back to programming.
>>10125363Someone edit this so Rarity is unenthusiastically sucking a dick with the side of her mouth while trying to pay attention to something else.
>>10125375what the fuck did you just say to me
>>10125381But that's nowhere near what Atryl can do in 30 minutes
>>10125381>http://mewponyplots.tumblr.com/post/48868900468/30-min-laurette-mara-anonypony-have-someexcept that atryl can draw FIVE fucking ponies at the same time in that 30 minutes.
>>10125395I saidYOU'RE POPUFUR
>>10125381>human vagina>not even done right
>>10125391>HURR RARITY IS A SLUT SO FUNNEEE XDDDDDFuck off
>>10125381>>10125398>>10125401Who cares? Can't we just enjoy the lovely art they give us?
>>10125398look at her other pictureshttp://derpiboo.ru/tags/artist-colon-mewthat's pretty good for 30 minutes
>>10125381What's up with that tumblr's background? Hub's logo from Mega Man Battle Network as a cutiemark? 'Le' as a cutiemark?
>>10125347I hope at least one of the other three main 6 micros can be as good as that one was.
>>10125405Jeez anon, take a fucking chill pill.
>we'll never get an episode about dash and her family and siblings.
>>10125405Jesus fuck bro calm downIt's just a damn joke.
>>10125404Yeah, that's the bad thing about Mew, she doesn't draw good vaginas
>>10125410I never said I couldn't, you just can't compare them to atryl when it comes to drawing time
>>10125340>"Please...P-PLEASE...! I c-can't, take it, anymore! I n-need it! I need YOU! Please...!
>>10125419How did you feel about Dash's father?
>>10125403You clearly have no idea who you're talking to
>>10125343
>>10125348Messing with him how?Think she ever messes with her sister via messing with him?Like if she convinced him to get a haircut like his brother or something.
>>10125410No, we must complain and shit on artist, specially contributors
>>10125433Pretty good. Need more.
>>10125435I'm calling you 0r0 as a joke insult, you nignog
>>10125237I would until my legs fall off.
>>10125236>tfw people repost your old things>>10125314no, that's penile desensitivity.Did you know that overexposure to pornography is the leading cause of excessive masturbation, which can further cause you to have complex memory problems, chronic exhaustion, and no desire to do anything whatsoever, as well as insensitivity?
>>10125343>>10125436From what episode is he?
>>10125438I dunno if she'd do something with lasting consequences like thatprobably more like lots of teasing
>>10125433he can pull off rainbow hair pretty well
>>10125345>Cloudchaser driving around with Rumble riding shotgun, blasting The Ruts and Iggy Pop on her stereo
>>10125448ohwait whatsince when does oro steal other people's ocs
>>10125458Uh,Possible misquote there?
>>10125458The fuck you talking about nignog?
>>10125472It was a stretch of a joke, alright, geez get off my backit's not even fun now
>>10125458>>10125334whoops
>>10125461I think it's Wonderbolt Academy in those screens, but he shows up first in The last Roundup.
Can you imagine what the people at Artcow are thinking, printing and packing a suggestive Pinkie Pie body pillow? And they have corwin's full name and address, I would assume.If I worked there, I'd be blackmailing nonstop.
>>10125433I like him.We should see him again in season 4.
>>101254720r0 draws his rabbit OC fucking other peoples' OCs and sometimes he doesn't ask permission.
>>10125458Whats your data on excessive cuddling?
>>10125503You'd also be fired and jailed, then
If you were a pony of your choosing in Equestria, whats one thing you would be better at than Rainbow Dash?
>>10125506Oh my god.If I were some kind of furfag dramawhore, I might actually care.
>>10125496Huh. He got a name? Cuz I might play him into my TT/Derpy headcanon
>>10125490well you suck at jokes>>10125506oh, alright
>>10125522Nobody's asking you to careit's explaining a joke at this point
>>10125503I'm quite sure Corwin's body pillow print is not the weirdest they've had to deal with by any account
>>10125520Being a slut.
>>10125506>>10125472>>10125448>Being surprised that oro does thisYou realize this is probably the only reason he acts all chummy with artists he likes, don't you?
>>10125520Having a penis.
>>10125450
>>10125520humility
>>10125367Of course. You're a good subject. Her subject. And you'll do anything to please her.The air is punctuated by Celestia's cries of pleasure as multiple orgasms rack her regal frame, making her wings flare and marehood tighten around your dick as you keep slamming into her, all sense of propriety lost in the wonderful heat of the moment.You slam into her, hell bent on continuing through the intense pulsating of her insides before they clamp so tight you can no longer move. The orgasms still running through her feel like a massage on your cock that blurs your senses into one near painful feeling of pleasure, burning away at your groin until you bend over, grabbing Celestia's sides as you try to force yourself farther into her and unload an orgasm that feels like it explodes out of you.Her entire body shudders with every spurt, your hot, sticky seed flooding her insides. But the stream just doesn't stop, wave after hot wave flowing into her while her insides spasm wildly; Another orgasm being set off from the intense heat of your seed, making it feel like she's greedy for every drop, working it out of you and taking it into her.Like she wants every bit of you for herself.
>>10125520MATH
>>10125522Well, if you actually created things, you'd probably care somewhat. At least enough to stay away from him.
>>10125520being a slutty mare
>>10125522I was just explaining the joke you colossal dingus.
>>10125503They sell body pillowsI doubt a pony is really any stranger than the anime dickgirls and whatnot they normally see
>>10125542
>>10125550Actually I am an artist. And I do create original characters.I'm just not a furfag dramawhore aboue it.
>>10125419>implying they won't show family members out of nowhere once again like almost every other time they did so
>>10125520Going fastseriously being the Flash has been my fantasy since I was little
>>10125527No official name, but his fanon name seems to be Post Haste if the wikia is to be believed.
>>10125469>"Hey Rumble.">"Yeah?">"Check it out.">she whips out a pair of sunglasses to match the ones she has on>"Got 'em for ya. Try 'em on.">"Wow! Cool! Thanks, CC! You're the best!">"It's been said~">they cruise down the freeway wearing their matching sunglasses and bobbing their heads to the music
>>10125390As much as I'd like to, I'm trying to wrap up the Celestia thing I dove in on and need to sleep for class tomorrow.Another time, after these fics on my list are done.
>>10125532well there's a face I don't see everyday :V
>>10125546she can have every bit of me.
>>10125506>0r0s OC>a rabbit with anime tattoos stolen exactly from the show>he gave his rabbit an over sized tube horse cockthe guy is shit at character design
>>10125534>drooling dedede.jpg
>>101255380r0 is insane, if someone told me he killed a babby i would believe them
>>10125574Well, whatever. If Oro took one of my characters and drew himself fucking her, I would find the whole affair at least somewhat distasteful.
>>10125558RARITYTIЯAЯ
>>10125580Is she my cousin?
>>10125433Sorry if this is a stupid question, but we're sure that's the dad, right?Not an uncle or anything like that? I asked someone to ask one of the staff about that months ago, but never got an answer.
>>10125546Then that's exactly what she'll get.
I drew appleI know its not ponybut I think this is my best drawing ever
>>10125576i wanted to be Spider-Man ever since i was seven.probably because even back then, i recognized that bitches love Spider-Man. even before i knew what bitches even were.
>>10125599well then i guess it's a good thing for all involved that you don't draw
>>10125576I think Dash would have a nervous breakdown if a a pony was faster than she
Threadly HOT GLUE drop box reminderhttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/zllr7xfjdbmelfk/kMSRsDaqiQ796 files
>mfw just shot a raccoonFeels so good.Pesky little bastards.
>>10125605is your cousin a cool older girl?
>>10125593>not wanting your OC to have an oversized horsecock
>>10125623I draw, and I have characters.That was pretty weird. We both assumed that the other one didn't draw even though we both do.
>>10125638.22?
>>10125617that's a good value study, anonare you a bad enough dude to do the texture as well?
>>10125605pics
>>10125472>not knowing 0r0's constant fucking>not knowing 0r0 is a big asshole in real lifeWelcome to the Internet!
>all these mad jelly fagsFeels good talking shit when they aren't around to defend themselves doesn't it?
>>10125638now fuck it and post pictures
>>10125617That's a good first pass.Get out a weirdly shaped brush, make a new layer, and add some speckling.
>>10125641but my OC already has an oversized horsecock
>>10125642but you don't
>>10125550I know if 0r0 drew a conglomerate agent pony and sent it to me as a peace offering i'd locate his ass.
>>10125641giant horsecock yes, not the shitty tube style though.
>>10125644Yes actually.Twice, once when it was tearing down my feeders and once when it was running.
>>10125632
>>101256530r0 defends himself on his tumblr just fine, while talking shit about us and getting patted on the dick for doing so
>>10125541>"Prove it."
>>10125665B-but... I do!
>>10125671I'm surprised it took more than one. You using a handgun?
yesterday, i tried to do a Cougar Rarara quest thing. didn't go well, if i'm honest. but the only way to learn from your mistakes is to keep making them until it works, i always say.and so, with that particularly Clarkson-ish thought in mind, Cougar Rarity part 7: the Wedding: the Quest begins shortly.
>>10125469>>10125580I bet her car's a disaster area too.Buncha shit on the back seatDashboard's all meltedUpholstery's coming off in places so she had to get slipcovers for the front seatsMaybe cracks in the windshieldOr a door that's a different color from the rest of it with a window that doesn't roll down
>>10125641>not wanting your OC to get fucked by oversized horsecocks
anyone have that screencap of 0r0 talking about how people are just jealous of his ability to do something with his mind or some stupid shit?
>>10125645I dont know how
>>10125641If you want to make a character with a big horsecock...Draw a horse.
>>10125676WOP YOUR WAD ON THE COUNTAH
What's a good pad for drawing?
>>10125686I'm ready this time
>>10125660unf
>>10125686You're doing quests now?And did you read rarara's micro? It's pretty great.
>>10125690>implying CC doesn't have a sweet set of wheels with a bitchin' stereo system>and a motorcycle
>>10125690bikinis and personal garments on the floor of the backseat
>>10125702A mouse pad
>>10125639She was like that when I was a kid.>>10125646lol no
>>10125700OI LADS, WATCH OUT FOR THE LADIES
>>10125683No, rifle.I think I need to sight it in, bullet may have went through it's lower jaw instead of it's cranium like I intended. Second shot got him in the side though, so it'll bleed out eventually.
>>10125675yeah that's why you've got to find somewhere else to be jelly of him
>>10125676You first.
>>10125714condoms in the ash tray
>>10125729What rifle?And yeah, it's probably dead by now even.
>>10125713A motorcycle that can fit two people safelyOr one kid semi-safelyThe command 'hold on to my stomach and don't let go' comes to mind from past experienceForearms bumping against underboobgod, what a feel
>>10125713She'd have a car that didn't look anything special, but went like the dickens
>>10125712i did a quest once before. i just don't have the patience for anything extended.and no. i don't read anything outside of the occasional thing i happen across which is about half the time Darf's stuff.
>>10125696>that happened before I took up arting>now I can draw pretty much anything I imagine too>but I still think 0r0 is kind of a jerk
>>10125702Like...tablets?What is the difference between smooth and rough life newsprint pads anyways, what do most people prefer?
>>10125736If I admit that I'm jelly, will you stop using jelly like it was a valuable insult?Hell yeah I'm jelly, that dude makes lodsadosh(even lives off of it, I think) and is good enough at drawing to probably never struggle with it. He's still a giant fucking asshole.
>>10125750>"How you doin' back there, little guy?!">"U-Uhhh...! F-Fine! I'm fine!"
>>10125750that feelexcept it was a jetskiand my cousin
>>10125745Oh, sorry.Ruger 10/22. Love that little gun.
>>10125690She looks like she would own a WRX
>>10125713>don't bother with a new set of speakers, you'll get more mileage from a cheap pair of sneakers...
>>10125774post picswhich model do you have?
>>10125670>>10125641>being secure enough in your sexuality that you don't feel the need to make an exaggeratedly-manly/virile OC to give yourself something to vicariously seduce/dominate women through.Honestly, oro is on the same level as Slash the Wolf or whatever his name is for me - I don't feel so much offended for what they do, as much as a slight sense of pity for the guy who keeps drawing them.
>>10125737Your turn.
>>10125774I want one so bad, my .22 revolver sucks dick.
>>10125740an old air-freshener hanging from the rearview-mirror that doesn't quite mask the smell of sex
>>10125753I meant the comic. Real good stuff and should be in /rs/
>>10125713>read that as "OC">now imagining a pony with wheels instead of hooves
>>10125587Good, because her body isn't taking no for an answer.And finally, when her own body goes lax as sexual release washes over her like a cresting wave, she'd release you and collapse to the floor, forcing you out of her with an audible sucking sound as you wobble on your feet.You decide, after a time, that it isn't worth the effort, and collapse beside Celestia, looking face to face with the Princess.Your Princess.And she smiles, pushing her face forward to kiss you deeply, a soft hum sounding in her throat as you return it forcefully. It breaks, and you stare into her radiantly smiling face, unable to keep yourself from smiling in return, before reaching a hand out and pulling her closer to you,despite her mild, insincere protests of propriety and how she's covered with sweat.Her mane a tasseled, wet mess, limbs shaky from exertion, breathing heavy but slowly calming, you'd hold her close as she wraps her hooves around you as well.And she'd whisper, in no uncertain terms, exactly how she feels, the hint of tears in her eyes as she says:"I....love you."You're about to reply when she kisses you again, almost tentatively, belying a nervousness not displayed before.You respond with a kiss of your own, firm and meaningful. And the first of Celestia's tears, tears of joy, roll down her beautiful cheek, rolling on the curves of a smile that will never fade as long as she has you.
>>10125676>she still wins
>>10125795
>>10125789shonuff?
>>10125805>implyingBlack Ice actually masks it pretty well
>>10125762I've never used newsprint.I love Strathmore Sketchbooks though. The green and brown spiral-bound kind.
>>10125752>"All right... looks like we got a bunch of open space here... Rumble.">"Yeah, CC?">"You know that little blue button I told you never to push?">"Y-yeah?">"Push the little blue button."It's the trigger to her NOS system
>>10125807>sweetieroll.gif
>>10125807
>>10125702Paper works fine.
>>10125809fuuuuuuuuck
>>10125789>Not making your self-insert OC basically yourself, with all your negative qualities exaggerated.
>>10125762I go with whatever is cheapest.That's the only real reason to use newsprint.That being said, rough will grab onto your graphite/charcoal more and make the dust harder to move. It will also be harder to erase.The inverse is true for smoother papers.For quick sketches, you want a rough paper so that it will grab onto and hold your strokes better. That being said, always go with the cheapest option. Because come on. It's freaking newsprint.
>>10125823>nawsand then her engine blew
>>10125785I don't have any pics of it, but here's one off of google, only difference is mine has a holographic laser sight.It's a model 10/22 carbine
what a forgettable character
>tfw Iris comes on Pandora>singing it at the top of my lungswhich pony would join in
>>10125811
>>10125827Anyone has that cute pony that has 2 leg and she rolling around saying she still can have fun?
>>10125835how boringMY OC EXPLORE SPACE
>>10125845Goo Goo Dolls?Me
>>10125800They're great man.I've had mine since I was around ten years old.Had so much fun with it.
>>10125845Pynkr
I really like female bodiesI wish they wore less clothes
>>10125857woah shit that's cool
>>10125806oh. read those. my LCS carries them.
>>10125823>"YEEEEEEEEEEEAH! Now THIS is speed!">"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!">"You said it, little man!"
>>10125835Corwin pls
>>10125809goddamnI just want to cuddle her.
>>10125809Aaaand done.....Now what the hell am I going to write for that Celestia fic tomorrow if I just wrote my thoughts here....Shit.
>>10125835You understand, anon.
>>10125863Do you like cartoon pony bodies? They don't wear clothes.
>>10125823>CC will never tell you to push her little blue button
>>10125879SometimesThey're better when they're anthro
>>10125876Ha!
>>10125888I'll have to disagree with your there, anon, but whatever makes you happy.
>>10125883I don't think it's supposed to be blue, anon...
>I can draw well>I still write like a stroke victim>every other drawfag I know has a pleasing handwriting style
>>10125767SB you really are a drama whore
>>10125809someone's capping this, right?
>>10125879I like them, they're very tiny and cute.
>>10125879They're pretty cool.
>>10125863I really like male bodies. /fit/ taught me to 'mire the musculature and how much weight they can move. How much power they can put out, how... big their muscles can get after a workout. how much better it looks covered in sweat than a female oneth-thanks /fit/
>>10125845SONGS THAT PONIES SING ALONG TO:Rarity: Call MeDash: Highway to the Danger ZoneApplejack: Big Black Horse and a Cherry TreePinkie: Let's Have a PartyFluttershy: Sweet DreamsTwilight: Short Skirt Long Jacketall: Take On Me
>>10125898If it is any consolation, my handwriting is pretty horrible too.
>>10125876thanks, anon
>>10125898Why aren't you practicing your handwriting?
>>10125812Something like that, yeah.Honestly I remember thinking that hippy little mouse girl he draws was cute, but the rest of it was just like watching the guy who used to be a 97 pound weakling and never quite got over it; he's a bit bigger now and everyone except him has forgotten middle school, but he still sees himself as that skinny little kid who got shoved into lockers and got his lunch money stolen, and overcompensates like fuck for the rest of his life by acting like a macho douchebag.
>>10125898it's all in your head.everybody thinks their own handwriting is shit
>>10125898>that feelI've had involuntary hand tremors since I was littlemy handwriting is complete ass
>>10123219THAT'S REALLY CUTE>>10123295THAT TOO
>>10125898I don't think any drawfag here has above average handwriting.you're all free to prove me wrong by the way.
>>10125894Did you just discover these comics, or what?I have 73 of them, do you want me to upload a .rar?
>>101259272slow
>>10125913I've learned to admire males musculature in the sense of "how do I beat this."It's too bad the idea of "if they're bigger then they're slower" is rarely true.
>>10125815>ingram basically admitting its shit
>>10125767I'll stop pointing out how jelly you are when you stop shitting up the threads with your jelly furfag drama bullshit.
>>10125888
>>10125898
>>10125940not really
>>10125927Thank you, late anon.>>10125930Sort of, they just make good reaction images.
>>10125845>pandoraholy shit how is that still around
>>10125930Heh, what is this?I like it already.
>>10125915>impligging AJ and RD wouldn't both sing along to this togetherhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGF_0AcHaGs&list=FLK87r5XAOFLNwf0ntYg5yUQ&index=10
>>10125913
>>10125946You're not really a drawfag, ross.
>>10125909applehips unf
>>10125960what do you mean howI use it every day
>>10125929I can, I just write sloppy when writing normally. I took drafting and calligraphy classes back in high school and that really steadied my hand. It's just 2slow for me most of the time.
TELL YOUR PONY TO KEEP IT DOWN
>>10125960adspremium accounts
>>10125930Those comics are really great.
>>10125945>>10125946>both better than mineI write tall, thin and ugly.
>>10125939Big guys are extra vulnerable to joint leveraging, though.I'm not crazy enough to try that fancy shit in a fight, but I've hung out with an ex-SEAL turned private bodyguard and he showed me some shit that made my head spin.
>>10125967I want his balls in my mouth.
>>10125876well on the plus side, now I'm looking forward to it even more
>>10125975PARTIES ARE LOUD MANITS JUST HOW IT IS
>>10126000>implying they'd fit
>>10125842I honesty think Hasbro fucked up having both Mulia and Matilda on the show. They should have stuck to just one and we'd have a more memorable character and continuity.
>>10125967my first husbandoI just wanna work all day with him, and then cuddle in bed together all sweaty. I'd run my hands all over his bulging muscles while he rested his head near mine, and I'd smell the straw and sweat in his mane. It'd be so fucking warm.
>>10125898>tfw your handwriting is practically illegible;_;
thank you mewball
ツ
>>10125985
Good night.
>>10125930I'd like them.
what's sexier, pregnant pone or chubby pone?
>>10126009YOU BETTER SHUT THAT PONY UP
>>10125898>waaaa my handwriting is bad>even though i put no effort into improving my penmanshipyou sound like an obese american mother on welfare blaming everyone else for her problems
>>10126055N/A
>>10125898Haha, no. Most people here have very ordinary handwriting, myself included.
>>10126043what is thisit's cute but what
>>10126055preggant
>>10126041Holy shit that's adorable
>>10125966>implying Applejack and Rarity don't sing along to this togetherhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qt0_oPPK6eA
>>10126044That has too much personality. And it's legible.My handwriting is complete garbage. Barely readable. And it leans.
>>10126048It looks like two dicks touching.
>>10126014One's an original character and a romantic interest for a guest character.The other is a Julia Child parody in an episode over food.You're fucking retarded.
>>10126055chubby
>>10126019I just want him to overpower me and cuddle me in to submission
>>10125990If only I had someone to train me.I've had to figure out the things I know on my own, and I can only imagine what little I do know won't really help me worth shit if I ever have to get into a fight.
>>10126055Am I the father?
>>10126063Brae stop we told you about that.
>>10126048>mfw friend cracks his Iphone 5 in his first week>still have HTC Thunderbolt that I've had since release(~ years)>hardly a ding or scratch anywhereAndroid phones are invicible, man
>>10126055Why not both?
>>10126048
>>10126048Why is there blood in it?
>>10125954>>10125962>>10126049It's taking a little bit, the folder is almost 20 megabytes. I don't know who drew them, but from the style they're pretty obviously Korean.I saw them posted anonymously, all in a row, in a /co/ thread YEARS ago. Not a pony thread, a nonpone thread on /co/.It's at 40% now.
