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>cute and sexy
Previous Thread>>10075798[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 7.6 3/28/13---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral Current General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/go New generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character names Please check locator before starting a new thread. Download links for episodes:All Seasons: http://tinyurl.com/mlps2guideAll Seasons: http://yayponies.eu FiMchan:http://fim.413chan.net MLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.com My Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlp FiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.com Pony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlp Who's who in MLPG:http://tinyurl.com/3tk3lax (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/) Events:http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://mlpgn.blogspot.com/ Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php Drawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streams Drawings Requests doc:http://tinyurl.com/7j8yge3 Art reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html More links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneral Archiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.
so how about that purple
Bless the Marker and Its posting. Bless the coming and going of It. May Its passage cleanse the thread. May It keep the thread for Its ponies.
>>10079227Yup, it's purple alright
>>10079227I like purple
so MLPG, I've been away from the generals for a while, could you make me a list of the shitposters from the /b/read that I should filter?
>>10078916>>10079142So more about this shit. Awkward nerd sex is best sex.Expanding, would you a Twist? Let's pretend you're back to your faggot nerd years.
>that feel when you don't really want to fetish in the general anymore
>>10079231Night best princess.
>>10079254start with G coal, he's been obsessed with pedophilia since he showed up
>>10079254Also interested in getting this list.
>>10079142>Let's assume you've only had playboys up until this and Sugar's only ever heard/seen of a vibrator, never used one.There's probably a good reason for that
>>10079261>that feel when you don't want to feel the general anymore
Why is she so purple /co/?
late-night pone confessions go
>>10079272Maybe you shouldn't have been shitposting in other boards?
>>10079290IS THAT A CAT?
>>10079261that's a shameI was cruising old threads yesterday and it got me really riled upI saw a bunch of missed prompts that looked pretty neat and it made me kind of sadlast hiatus was so much fun
>>10079290Because purple is the color of royalty.
>>10079290Well you see anon, when a momma bear and a poppa bear have mutual respect for each other
>>10079259I'd hang out with her, but be completely oblivious if she wanted to be more than friends.
>>10079292I like ponies
>>10079228you're not making a good case for yourself
>>10079292I'm not really a qt pone. I am secretly a buffalo.
>>10079303missed prompts like...?
>>10079279That shit still gets me.You gonna do a follow-up to that? Maybe a one-panel of what happened to VagrantPossibly propping up a table somewhereBTW it's your fault for making me like Sugar. That story would've never happened. You could have prevented this
>>10079292Rarity is my favorite pony and waifu, but I think Pinkie is cuter
>>10079228I want to squeeze it
>>10079332You should try /pol/ or /v/, they eat this shit up.
>>10079261where the hell else are you gonna do it? Sure as hell not going to /d/.
>>10079292Twist is best pone
>>10079338what is it with luna and eating unhealthy food?
>>10079356FOR ME TO POOP ON
>>10079336DAMN IT PANKOTHAT WAS MY LAST BAG OF CHIPS
>>10079349I wish /d/ was allowed to talk about thingsIt could be such a cool board
>>10079362To appeal to her fans
>>10079303It just seems that lately all we've been doing is gettin' mad. Moreso than usual I mean.
>>10079338if you like other boards why do you shitpost when you visit them?
>>10079369I miss DaftyGuy was chill
>>10079349Skype has been pretty good at keeping me busy fetish-wise.
>>10079363>summoning obeliskMan, atleast get the old map, this shit is depressing.
>>10079336Oh geez me too.Twilight is my favorite but I still think Dash is prettier
>>10079329I dunno, stuff about ponynuts and horsedicks and milky humansI'd go in to it further but it's too late for my blood>>10079369thislast hiatus we got mad a bunch too but we did other things as well
>>10079366Sub seriously needs /unf/
>>10079369lol spoiler abuse
>>10079384did u know that spoilers have layers
>>10079385trade restrictions force me to quit. I was a fucking coal miner, my profession was dead instantly.
>>10079391Yeah that really should be made. Then all the fetishfags can go there for legit fetish bullshit.
>>10079292I only came here and started contributing to make friends. Since that hasn't worked out (at all) and I keep on seeing people who have made friends here with very little effort, I get very jealous and sad. I'm thinking of leaving forever and try to forget about everything.
>>10079402I know this is from the new looney tunes, but I have no idea what the context is.
>>10079259>Gee CoalI don't recognize your name.
>>10079386Dash is super pretty but I don't like her voice or personality
>>10079384>all that private horsefuckery that you'll never get to watch>your metavoyerism fetish will never be satisfied
>>10079274Not obsessed. Tastefully inclined.
>>10079417lol i'm invisible op no u got me
>>10079389wait, did it have my name on it?
>>10079391Suggest it on /meta/.
>>10079409Doesn't seem like it would work the same at all, though. Fetish shit survives on group participation. If you try to remove it from the group, it just simply dies.
>>10079404Layers, you say?
>>10079433I don't actually dislike any of the poniesNot even relatively when compared to most of the othersTwily is my favorite, but the rest of the main six is too even to make a valid choice
>>10079404Like an onion?
>>10079433Yeah I am agreement. Total uberdoucher
>>10079290Her daily dosing of not-lube
>>10079446Nope, this was before you joined up
>>10079452nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
>>10079456i'm 100% nigga
>>10079477Oh, I thought you were talking about last night for some reason.
>>10079430Gentle Coltte of Leisure, at your service ma'am.GCoL or Gee CoalLook at this clever faggot for short.
>>10079433They should just make Twilight pretty and everything will be perfect.
>>10079477Ah, the good times~
>>10079477I wish we cold have taken that further. Droopy, drippy, Breaburn with massive balls and a desire to serve makes me hard.
>>10079500K. Added to filter.
>>10079504nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga nigga
>>100795113/10 dunk, apply yourslef
>>10079506>Breaburn with massive balls and a desire to serve makes me hardyou and me.
>>10079500so, what do you contribute? drawfag? >writing, coloring shit?
>>10079504I know right?>>10079506I'm sure you can, it looks like your buddy's back
>>10079501But I don't like Twilight that much either.
>>10079495Super expressive wings are my favorite thing.
>>10079515Why aren't you drawing?
>>10079433she is a pretty cunt
>>10079369there's been some writing stuff too
>>10079501Sorry twilight, you're just too purple to be pretty
>>10079519I'm a hundred percent nigga
>>10079536It looks like she's sniffing her armpit
>>10079506It is a good topicI prefer hilariously over the top homosexuality to the recent farts/not-quite-farts stuff
>>10079515Not much. We were complaining about feels vs. fetishes, but right now... I'm not quite sure.How's the army?
>>10079457I want to do lewd things with that moon-butt
>>10079531Shitastically shitty writing, my good man. Got a few capped stories floating around AWG/Fart threads if you need examples.I take requests. Somebody just asked me for some fetishy shit but I'll keep that elsewhere for now.
>>10079548I bet she has a pretty cunt too with rainbow fluidsthat taste like skittles
>>10079546I'm being depressed in the garrison.
>>10079558You are.>>10079563I would kill for slutty braeburn trap.
>>10079563I'm not a fan of the denial aspect, but hilariously over the top gayfaggotry is just so much fun
>>10079500The reason I ask-->>10079531-- yeah. Around here, you're generally expected to stay Anonymous unless you contribute - art, writing, music; really anything but adding to the bump/post count.So what do you do?
>>10079384it's harder to indulge in your fetishes when it's with named people rather than anons
>>10079536How absurdShe's smartest and most adorablest ponyJust not prettiest
>>10079533>>10079529>>10079506So, anyone have any good ideas for some subby swollen balled Braeburn fun?
>>10079362do not question pony
>>10079591I guess? I don't know - I used to feel that way until I bit the bullet and gave it a go.I've never looked back.
>>10079591fucking thisespecially if it's a one-on-one type thingthat's why I never joined the IRC>>10079603well obviously you have to put him in a pretty dress and stuff him in to some lacy horsepanties
>>10079577>Rainbow Dash has to have blood drawn/get a shot of some sort>she grips your hand so hard you can feel your fingerbones grinding together.>You swear you hear her whimper slightly when the nurse gets the needle ready
>>10079577>Dash cries her eyes out when she has to get a shot>Fluttershy on the other hand takes it like a champ
>>10079593bullshitshe is prettiest pone
oh how the mighty have fallen
>>10079603Crossdressing, frilly panties, slutty eye shadow.
>>10079597Aliens Without Gallbladders
>>10079584Well>>10079576This. But I got ya. I keep the faggot banner off unless anyone needs me for some smut.
>>10079593I liked her better when she was a sarcastic, socially awkward know-it-all.
>>10079638you're still my favorite Twilight.
>>10079641>>10079626>you doll him up and he whimpers at the snug horsepanties clinging tightly to his soft cock and massive nuts>there's an ominous creaking sound as he grits his teeth and shudders>his fat orbs slip out of one side of the panties, jostling an swaying a bit before hanging heavily beneath him>he pants and turns to look at you, blushing cutely
>>10079653>liking a shitty alicornget cancer and die faggot
>>10079603You have knocked up his testicles after sticking it up his dick one time too many.
>>10079633>dem thighs+ass>so large you can't tell whether or not she's got underwear on
>pretty pones>no Applejack
>>10079633something doesn't look right about that smile
>>10079699Applejack is really ugly, probably the ugliest after Derpy
>>10079680You're one naughty filly, should we get him bigger panties or let them hang inside his dress?
>>10079726she's so boring and plainI like Twilights colors, and Dashs striking coat and mane
>>10079726Listen to this faget
>>10079694This is one of those silly things that I like but do not understand
>>10079699>you will never tell AJ how pretty she is>she will never wear her hair down more often as a result
>>10079728Get him bigger ones, then tease him while you put them on so he swells out of them again
>>10079726She really is, I think I have the least amount of pictures of her in my folder.
>>10079742I would love you if you weren't so ugly AJ
>>10079728Perhaps something with better support is in order. A nice lace brassiere perhaps?
>>10079631>>10079632>You keep Dash's attention on you>Ask her to tell you about any new tricks she's come up with>Despite the situation, she jumps on any opportunity to talk about what a great flyer she is>You indulge her - it seems to help calm her down a bit>A few minutes later, the conversation runs out, and she starts getting that fearful look in her eyes again.>"S-so... when are they gonna do it?">Nurse Redheart smiles, tossing the needle in the Biohazard bin>"About two minutes ago, actually.">"...Huh?">Dash looks down at her shoulder>There's a plaster there that wasn't there before>It has Daring Do on it
>>10079631>"Just don't look at it, Dash. It'll be over before you know it.">"I-I know! I know! I'm n-not scared! I'm not!">her whole body tenses up when the nurse dabs her vein with a cotton-swab>"Easy! Easy...you need to relax...">"I'm t-trying!">tears are welling up in the corners of her eyes
>>10079758Yes now he just need make up and socks.
TALK SHITGET HIT
>>10079750What, its true.
>>10079680>looks like it's time for a trip to the grotto.
>>10079695>"You wanna find out~?"
>>10079731>>10079746I always get a few of these responses when I post that idea. I wonder how much longer I can milk this.
Aww don't be so sad little apple pone, at least you still have your rainbow beard
>>10079753Look at that bitch. Look how fucking pretty she is.
>>10079775>>10079776it's a good feel
>>10079779UGLIEST PONYPrettiest rank:Rainbow DashTwilight SparkleFluttershyRarityPinkie PieApplejack
>>10079758I never liked the idea of ballbrasDon't let that stop you though, I'm not participating in this, and going to sleep now anywayIt just seems sillyIn a way that isn't hot, I guess I should specify
>>10079726>"APPLEJACK ISN'T UGLY, ANON! YOU'RE BEING SILLY!"
>>10079793Honestly I could roll with this idea, but I get the feeling the general certainly wouldn't like it.I seem to be pushing it with massive nuts subby Braeburn as it is.
>>10079812>dash >prettythis is bait
>>10079775>plasteryou just went full Big Ben.
>>10079779i would apple
>>10079793Go for itI've fapped to weirder
>>10079747why would I lie to her?
>>10079812This list is so fucking wrong I don't even know where to begin
Finally finished. I'm sure I probably messed up on the light sources, but went with it anyway.
>>10079820Worst grey Pegasus
>>10079817I'm withholding judgement until I see a pictureIt seems like it could work but it also seems rather silly
>>10079812>Rarity that lowWhat is this? Bad opinions day?
>>10079820No Derpy, You're the hot_ one!
>>10079829>1 Bong plus a quarter>2013 by Her Majesty's Calendar>Not going Big Ben on the Clickity Plickety Communicatubes
>>10079820Derpy, how come you're always yelling all the time?
>>10079728>>10079749They should a accommodate his cute, drippy cock. The poor thing doesn't retract all the way into his sheath anymore.
>>10079840Context. I need it.
>>10079840so shiny, i would lick that dragon butt
>>10079840Do you ever draw stallions?You should try some big Blueblood some time
>>10079849She's pretty ugly, her mane makes her look bald.
>>10079869>The poor thing doesn't retract all the way into his sheath anymore>massive horse cock hanging thereunf
>>10079884>styled horse mane>baldAnon pls, it's just how their hair grows.
>>10079863>1 Bong plus a quarter>implying it isn't 7 Bong 20 Minibong
>>10079884>can't handle the stylish maneWow. Get the fuck outta here, son.
>>10079892>genocide::Thanksgiving8/10 I lol'd
>>10079892>SheepityI have seen a picture of that
>>10079776>>10079775>Dash later tells her friends about it>"Weren't you scared, Dash?">"Heh! This girl's not afraid of ANYTHING!">you conveniently forget to mention the near-panic-attack she was having beforehand
>>10079901Don't you have some women to rape?
>>10079884you are such a pleb
>>10079901It seems my Wonderbahbox's Electronic Mini-Ben is set to the wrong timezone.
What if pony was water-soluble?
>>10079870Corey putting Spike in his place. He was insufferable in previous episodes so she's trying to get him back into line. Or something like that.Might do a macro Corey, but not sure what the context should be for that one.
>>10079920At this time of night? You must be mad.
>>10079927That would be quite bad
>>10079920>Deaf raping anyoneHe'd just embarrass himself
>>10079824A more serious idea is your potent human sperm overpowering his submissive sperm. After the two of you spend the night together he spends the next few days jizzing and producing your juices.
>>10079929>Corey and the rest of the writers are discussing ideas at a table>Corey claims a concept for an episode she wants to write>She gets greedy and takes them all>she outgrows the office
>>10079943what? grossI don't want a pony cumming human semen everywhere
>>10079929>macro CoreyI would like this thingYou could do a thing similar to GG's attention whore comicOr forget whatever I was just typing, I like >>10079944
>tfw you will never lick pony's butthole.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>>10079956>pony will never indulge you in your anal-sex fetish
>>10079956we'll see about that!
>>10079974>vibration memeI wish this would go away.
>>10079943I bet he loves it too, tasting his own seed and immediately spending as much time as he can slurping your heady taste from his own spurting cock~
>>10079886Your drippy pony is a bit smaller than the average stallion. He spent so much time excited on the trip home after first meeting you that his penis is all pooped out. Any time you want to tease him he is always hanging free for you. No matter how excited he gets his pony penis still has a bit of squish and flexibility for you to play with. Breaburn is the perfect toy for you.
>>10079977but it's funny
>>10079977But it's fun.I want to ride a vibrating pony
>>10079974Ew, gross, I wouldn't lick a filly's butthole.
>>10079970>pony will never lisen to anal sex the ost with you
>>10079981He is I want to fondly his dick after a long day of work then I would smell and lick his glorious balls for the rest of the night.
>>10079936I'm glad that I'm not solublethat would make me sadSO SAAAAAD
>>10079981I know I'd love to take that squishy dick and see how it reacts to a little vacuum pumping~
>>10080004IT'S A SAD SAD SITUATION
which OC needs a better backstory
>>10079977It's one of the things I haven't grown tired of yet, but I understand if other people have.
>>10079977OH WOULD YOU PREFER THIS HILARIOUS MEMEOH LELSBOOPAHAHAHHAHAHAMARKER PONE IS TOP LELSBOOPHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHABOOPHAHAHAHAHHAABOOPHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHHAHAHAAHABOOP
>>10079977bvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvnow tell me. would you not like that?
>>10079988>>10080027>>10080026>>10080020>>10080015>>10080010>>10079999Pony should stop eating their toys whole.
>>10080037Oh god... OH GOD.... I.... REMEMBER... TTTTHHHHIIIISSSSS!!!!!
>>10080037Or shoving them up their ass
>>10079922Why are ponies with braces so cute?
Twilight Sparkle is worst pony.
>>10080041I have no idea what you're trying to express with that picture.
>>10080043Oh man, imagine shoving one of those toys up Pinkie's ass. She'd love it. Or hate it. She'd probably hate it.
>>10080050why is she such a scaredy-cat?
>>10079950The buffalo have witchdoctors and Breabrun loves us flooding him. It would only take a few pies to convince them to give us massive, sagging buffalo testicles the likes of which our slut has never seen.>>10079979He has a corner where he props his back against the wall and his head against the floor. He stays there for as long as he can and lets your seed drip from his tip into his open mouth.
>>10080061She'd grab her back legs and bounce around like the cartoon character she isorgasming incredibly the whole time
>"I have nice WHAT?"
>>10080071>the angriest poster on /v/.png
>>10080064Get the fuck out my face, hombre.
>>10080074That's why I love Pinkie. That blend of silly and sexual that drives me crazy for some reason.
>>10080038it's "Marker Pony"Markerita is retarded
haha, made you read my spoiler
>>10080062She worries about everything.
>>10080077OH ARE WE REPOST NOW?LOL HE BEEFED IT LE EPIC MAY MAY GUYZ #REKT 2004 LOL HE BEEFED IT TRUE STORY MFW HE BEEFED IT >FFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU MFW I CAN'T GREENTEXT MID SENTENCE >FFFUUUUUUUUUUU MFW I BEEFED IT >FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU HAHA WE BEEFED IT 2 ELECTRIC BOOGALOO LOL TRUE STORY MANDO PLS GO Y U NO LIKE OLDER GRILLS MANDO BEEFED IT AT LYFE TRUE STORYME GUSTA
>>10080078ow my fucking eyes
>>10080095I have been rused
>>10080074Would she start cussing loudly and talking like a filthy slut in a porn film?
>>10080071what about woof
>>10080072Sounds like he might need some help. A nice tender ball massage should help get those nuts squirting faster~
>>10080093>you'll never measure Dash's hip-size
>>10080098>you will never get sand in the potato salad
>>10080108>ball massagecan we tease his butthole with our tongue too?
>>10080093you heard me
>>10080115>you'll never drop the screw in the tuna
>>10080115It took us 3 days to make that potato salad.THREE DAYS
>>10080108>>10080072>>10079979>>10079943>>10079824I will never understand this.And I'm honestly kind of glad for that.
>>10080119>you will never measure a Rainbow Dash who is longer around than she is tall
>>10080086Got the one where he did it a second time?
>>10080091Thanks, ya broke it. I'm out another 7.50$.And i juuuust bought this thing too...
Just gonna toss this onto the pile, here.
>>10080093>Rarity needs her longer tape when taking measurements for dash>the tape digs into her blue coat just, the nicest way
>>10080114shut up and jam
>>10080133>somethings popular, better make one of my OC
>>10080124>>10080129Why cant this show be good again. Who do I have to sacrifice.
>>10080139AND WELCOME TO THE SLAM
>>10080125I used to not understand it. I miss those days.
>>10080139THANK YOU MA'AM
>>10080144Make your own show, anon. Make it better.
Would you guys mind helping me on this design? I'm planning on using her as the MC for a Quest later. Camera is a must. Hat is a maybe. Mane and tail seem too 'Dash-y' right now, but I like the ponytail. No colors chosen yet, but I want something mostly neutral.
>>10080144If you had to kill mlpg to make the show good again, would you?
>>10080109>you'll never wrap a soft tape-measure around her hips>"You better watch where you put those hands, got me?"
>>10080141>no fun allowed in a fandom devoted to pastel horses
>>10080155>killing MLPG to make spongebob goodEhhh....I'll think about it
>>10080144what show are you guys talking about?
>>10080038Dunno who that is>>10080044that caterpillar thing?Hm, well, maybe she was once a normal pony who crossed paths with Trixie while she was wearing the alicorn amulet. Perhaps she acted a bit smug towards her and, with her incredible power at the time a bit of envy towards the fact she had a better figure then herself, turned her into a monstrous bug-like creature with oversensitve and pronounced butthole & vag. Course since she retreats back into the Everfree, the magic spell remains for the most part permanent. maybe something like that, I'm just writing from a stream of consciousness
>>10080153I think she's a cutie pie and I love the hat
>>10080161>no one fucking gets the reference
>>10079892that kills me everytime
>>10080141speaking of, does someone have the colored version of this for rumbling purposes?
>>10080115>>10080124>>10080129>>10080144Dis spot wen change for da worse, brada...
>>10080156>"You don't sound very worried."
>>10080153she's pretty cutewhat's this quest going to be about?
>>10080157THAT'S RIGHTNO FUN ALLOWED WHEN I'M HEREBOW TO MY RAGING BONER
>>10080153Maybe just keep the split ends toward the end of the tail and smooth out the rest? That might de-Dash her a bit.Also double ponytails. Cute.
any drawfriends around who are willing to take requests?
>>10080153penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis penis
Most MLP names have three syllables.
>>10080188Oh! Me! Pick me!
>>10080183So it's a boner fight now, is it?My boner accepts your challenge.
>>10080156>You'll never slip a quick grab in.>She'll never pretend to get angry, >"Oh yeah?">You'll never tease her by taking a firm grasp of the left cheek.
>>10080153Oh gosh, please keep the ponytail and the hat, that is a great combo. Maybe do a sheet of a few types of manes and tails to see what you like? That's how I decided on Renne's hair.
>>10080196mind drawing me some applehorse sunbathing on the beach? Or just on a poolchair?
>>10080193Why would you post that?Now everyone's going to post the name of every pony with more or less than three syllables like forty times each.
>>10080193I usually go with the two-word names.
>>10080193Twilight has 4, while the rest of the mane 6 have 3.It's why she's the best and my waifu and has pretty wings
>>10080209That show had a few dark episodes>twister faking his death>the hurricane episode>otto fucking breaking his leg snowboarding and they had to call in choppers and shit
>>10080215The troll has won
>>10080153try swapping the back part of her mane and put it in front of the ears. Kind of like pseudo side burn things, but short and kind of spikey?
>>10080182Having fun with tons of friends
>>10080216She needs a good hat
>>10080126Are you implying she's fat?
>>10080223what was the one with them thinking Tito was a murderer?
>>10080168>oversensitve and pronounced butthole & vagNot to mention extremely fragrant~
>>10080238Yeah I fucking remember this
>>10080238Then there's always the "neighbor is an alien" episode.
>>10080251Fuck, what was that neighbor guy's name?
>>10080153I actually kind of like the mane and tail as they are.I'm eager to see what this quest will be!
>>10080206Oh, that's a great idea>>10080190You got no right making me laugh this hard when I'm so tired
>>10080238I think it was actually tito who was getting murdered
>>10080230Alright, I get where you're going with this.Muttonchops are a go.
>>10080259HahaIt's just tons of friendshaving funhahaha
>>10080233doesn't sound ominous at all
>>10080274>>10080230The word is "sidelocks".Or pe'ot for the filthy juden among us.
>>10080274not mutton chops but things like this
>>10080284I know how you feel. I have concepts for a quest I wanted to put together before things got too intense for me to spare the time.I hope I can still run it some time.
>>10080257Fuck, had to google it. MERV, his fucking name was Merv.
>>10080289ah ok, thanks
Get some rest
>this will never happen to youhttp://imgur.com/aSnrawQ
>>10080292>>10080289Ooh - see how those look with a flat fringe, maybe?
>>10080202>Dash inhales sharply and tenses up as your fingertips sink into the flesh of her rump>"H-Hey!">"What? I'm watching where I put my hands. And I'm likin' what I see~">"H-Heh...smart-ass.">despite her words, she makes no effort to stop you
>>10080233last time I was told that things went bad
>>10080307>My Little Fasion General
>>10080306I had to stop going on /ck/ so I would stop late night snacking.Don't draw me back in, mlpg
>>10080317everything all goes bad in the end.
>>10080305Stalliontrain with Lemon Puffs, Sad Sack, Jerry and Candy Prancer when?
What's one thing that would make your favorite pony better?
>>10080341>Lemon PuffsIf he's involved, it'll just be another really easy "Haha, he's FAT!" joke.
>>10080336but the end was good!for post parties
>>10080289>>10080292>>10080307It's too late to turn back now.Your fate and facial hair have been sealed.
>>10080348A bigger butt, freckles, buck teeth would be cute...
how do you design a quest character when you can't draw?
>>10080348A giant Mech suit
>>10080308>You squeeze a little tighter, >She moans slightly, her body relaxing>Her plot is firm from years of intense training>You give it a light slap with your palm,>She jumps slightly>"Y-you like that perv?">Her voice is nothing less than a challenge
>>10080355>buck teeth>cuteyou can't have both, anon.
>>10080371I read that as a giant mech slut.
>>10080376Nigga, buck teeth are adorable. Also a gap in the front.
>>10080376Buck teeth can be cute, as long as they're not overdone.>>10080385Sometimes, yes.
>>10080376I think buck teeth cartoon girls are really cute.
>>10080391/r/ing fully delitized pony.
>>10079706She knows what you did.
>>10080398If Candy-Ass makes two ponies who hate each other fuck, who is the rapist?
>>10080228>>10080242As part of the hex though, her rear (which was, for the most part, flawless) now exhibits her quite aromatic nether region. And by aromatic, I mean extremely, potently musky to a point where her pussy's almost always leaking warm, glossy femcum that forms a pool underneath her undercarriage if she stays in one place for a short amount of time. Her donut, so round and puffy, is over-sensitized to a point where the slightest brush along its fleshy, smooth surface results in her body being flooded with warmth while she orgasms right then and there, playing with her triple set of breasts in the process and even toying with her many perky nipples. Another good thing about the hex is that her sweat dissolves any and every amount of clothing placed on her, rendering her large form essentially nude for eternity.Despite having all these depraved assets however, she's probably pretty innocent about the whole ordeal and probably likes to keep to herself, given that 9 times out of 10 if she meets another pony their gaze is going to be directed at her sweaty,reeking rump.
>>10080372>"What if I do? You gonna tell me to stop?">"Well, I didn't say THAT...">"WELL then~">a surprised yelp escapes her lips as you take hold of the other cheek with your free hand, slowly kneading the taut muscles of her buttocks>"W-Woah, easy there hotshot!...Ngh..."
>>10080419What are you implying?
>>10080348Gallons and gallons of semen
>>10080412Big mac fully delitizedtied up and delitizedfully delitized and loving it foreverial tied up and permanent bologna
>>10080429Wow....One post and I go from fully flaccid to fully erect.I won't say you have a gift. I WILL say that you know what gets me.
>>10080432Can't we have both?
>>10080306>>10080349>>10080356>>10080391>>10080403>making me remember that fic
I have no idea what the fuck is going on
>>10080153>some portions covered by black boxeswhat are you hiding
>>10080429>her sweat dissolves any and every amount of clothing placed on her, rendering her large form essentially nude for eternity.
>>10080451>reading that fic in the first place
>>10080431>Despite her words, you pick of pace>your hands move closer together, nearing their target>She's to distracted by the impromptu massage to realize whats about to happen.>Your hands reach her pucker hole >It now or never, you think to yourself
Trying to think of a name. Will-o-Wisp?
>>10080447There's no need to be rude, anon. She has feelings, you know.
>>10080479A good bit of finger play, eh?
>>10080482how about 'anime'
>>10080467HahaNothingWhy would I hide anything from you AnonymousI think you need to Calm down
>>10080482What's her special ability?
>>10080482Is it just me, or does she have the exact same color scheme as a kind of mtn dew, or something?I like it, though
>>10080492more like Annie May
>>10080482I've been calling her Firebutt, but that's not really a pony name.Were it male, Willie Wisp might have worked.There's always Fox Fire.
>>10080496She has the same color scheme as the "Hitler did Nothing Wrong" logo.
>>10080489it's a rat. vermin. it lost its right to feelings when it became a goddamn mutie.
Why didn't you stop it?
>>10080503And her brother Mozilla?
>>10080496Makes me think of Japanese tuner car culture
>>10080503I would cuddle this browser mercilessly. I'm sure her fire is only superficial.
>>10080491You have to do it right, and nothing is right without finger play.
Here's what I was talking about, nobody.Kind of something like this
>>10080505Damnit, that's totally what I was thinking ofFuck, I spend too much time on the internet
>>10080507Wow, anon. Prejudice. She's just lonely. She just needs a friend. Couldn't you help her?
>>10080508No, not tonight. We've dealt with it for long enough in the past 7 days. It can wait for another board
>>10080524You can adjust them to make them longer or shorter*
>>10080524Oh, alright. That does look pretty good, and not as dashy.
>doing an LP of a game>Save video, all set to go>Suddenly everything crashes, lose everythingI'm so mad that if Pinkie Pie was here I'd kick her right where her tail meets he butt!
>>10080551yeah, gives her kind of a scruffy look. A spunky go-getter flare.
>>10080561Well, then I'm glad she's here with me and not you.
>>10080495No idea but last night a bunch of people said she looked slutty.Honestly I was thinking as someone sorta creepy and a bit spooky. Sort of anti-social. I'd say "Like Izumi from Martian Successor Nadesico" but I don't think anyone's ever watched it. Maybe something to do with ghosts, which is why I was thinking Will-o-Wisp.Willow? Nah, I think Buffy kinda ruined that name.
>>10080585I'm coming over!Put coffee on!
>>10080561>doing an LPMost LPs are horribleIf it was Megaman, Metroid, or IWBTG, kill yourself now.
>>10080479>"EEK!">her cheeks clench up as you tease her with your thumb>"F-fuck...">"'You like that, perv?'">"Sh-shut up...">hooking your fingers on the sides of her lightning-bolt pattern panties, you slowly tug the fabric down her hips, letting the blue material slip away bit by bit to fully expose the curvature of her derriere>chancing a glance back at you, Dash bites her lower lip as you admire her backside, a hint of red burning in her cheeks
>>10080482>>10080595Are you trying to make me fall in love with this horse, I already have one guilty pleasure.
>>10080595I thought she was just an airhead with bad puns, though? Or am I getting the characters mixed up?
suidobashijuko.jp/#btoWhy aren't you ordering your Mech Suit with the rest of MLPG for the coup d'état of the US?
>>10080595>sluttyFuuk-mi. Alternatively it's her twin sister Fuuk-yu.
>>10080606It's not hard to make your stupid ass fall in love with something.
>>10080601LPs are horrible because people talk about the game and most of the time know the ins and outs. It's why I like Game Grumps so much.
>>10080595What the fuck did I just say
>>10080614pfffft, there are many ponies I do not like.
>>10080601I know. Just annoyed because its real late and I lost everything and this is the time MLPG is usually mostly chillIt's Dwarf Fortress
>>10080606AppleDan come on. You're not serious, now.
>>10080630>LPing dorf fortYou poor bastard.What tilesets?
>>10080612When I was in high school, people said I looked like Austin Powers because of my shaggy hair and glasses.Now every hipster in the world is pulling that look...
Okay... is it at all strange that I want to write a score for Renne Quest -- even though I know next to nothing about the finer points of musical composition and have had zero schooling in it?
>>10080658That's not strange at all, anon. I want to have a girlfriend someday.
>>10080630>Dwarf Fortress video lpNonononoDwarf is good for screenshot LP, but you might as well show us you doing accounting work.
I feeeeel itGoodnight moon
>>10080672CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT
>>10080672You will never feel a marshmallow hug
>>10080645Yeah.I'm doing it with a friend and he insists on doing a tileset because the ASCII makes his eyes hurt>>10080670Well what do you suggest I do then?
>>10080605>You move your thumb to her hole, circling around the edges a bit>She shivers slightly, anticipating what comes next>With a slight push, your thumb penetrates her, >"Eep!">"Shh," >You move your thumb in a little further, then pull out most of the way.>"P-p-please, n-not here, the others might see.">You simply shush her again, tracing small circles with the tip of the penetrating thumb.>Your other hand continues to fondle her right cheek.>She reaches down and grabs your free hand, moaning louder
>>10080658>score for RenneQuestThat would be pretty fucking neato
>>10080445>>10080472But when she's in a crowd though, she's pretty much like putty in their hands. Given her predicament, she's nearly always the star of attention and as such entices many the curious pony toward her luscious body.So when a team of pony explorers stumble upon her with her backside facing them, she freezes up while her cheeks turn a crimson red and she desperately tries to get away her vag is already dripping with its musky juices, spreading the sent of her odorous sex across the area and charming the audience behind her. As she desperately begs them in between moans not to look at her rear, right as her body betrays her and she plants her posterior right in their faces. Sweaty, trembling, and blushing, she's pretty much a bumbling mess by now as her tail hikes up so her scent can be inhaled by all before her, for during bouts like this her new body sometimes acts on its own will when her mind's swimming in pleasure, resulting in her begs being incredibly perverse."Hnng!! S-Stop nuzzling against my fat taint and breathing in my p-p-powerful stink!!"Which often has the opposite effect of what she would wish for.
>>10080634Rainbow DashNurse ColdheartDoc CaramelCaramelThunderlaneShady DazeSnailsDiamond TiaraThat hick looking pony from the reunionLightning CuntBlinkiePumpkin CakeThat pone that was across from Wildfire in the wedding episodesThat pegasus with the black hair and the white coatFancy PantsHoity Toity
>>10080687Screenshot LP done in a journal style. THIShttp://lparchive.org/Dwarf-Fortress-Boatmurdered/NOT THIShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQUihAU6GHE&feature=share&list=PL8AA80F7C48FCEA06
>>10080658Nope, I've written some admittedly mediocre songs, and I know that feeling of just wanting to sit down and compose. Learn, and make it happen.
>>10080695>in publicoh yesbonus points if a crowd forms
>>10080533i could. there are lots of things i could do. but the only thing i will do is exterminate it. that's helping it enough.
>>10080706>"Hnng!! S-Stop nuzzling against my fat taint and breathing in my p-p-powerful stink!!"Why would she put it this way? Why would she use these words?
>>10080616I agree. Watching people play a game they already know inside and out and are pretty good at is boring.
>>10080718But screen shots take so looooooooooooooong
>>10080725mixture of horniness and embarrassment coming together for something else
>>10080724AND WHAT IF I STAND IN YOUR WAY? WHAT IF I CHOOSE TO LOVE AND CUDDLE THIS POOR CREATURE WHILE YOU ARE LEFT WITH NOTHING BUT YOUR HATRED TO KEEP YOU WARM?
>>10080732Enjoy your no views
>>10080732do a different game then.
>>10080616Can't go wrong with Penguin/Critikalgod I love that guy
>>10080731If I've played the game, watching them bumble around like idiots is equally annoying.
>>10080605>"If I didn't know any better, I'd think you were enjoying yourself.">"M-mmgh...m-maybe a little...">"Well how about this?">Dash's legs buckle as you slip your other thumb into her, stretching her clenching ring and wiggling your digits inside of her>"Ahh! Nngh...o-ohhhmigoshhhh...">leaning forward slightly, Dash presses her chest up against the wall, resting her palms against the rough surface and keeping her rear stuck outwards towards you
>>10080731Lps are only good when the person knows what they are doingIf I wanted to see someone be bad at the game I would play it myself or watch DSPgaming
>>10080748my hate isn't the only thing that's going to keep me warm. i'm going to turn it into a bonfire, and if you stand between me and it, i'll do the same to you, too. don't you think for a second that a single life is going to stop a Cleanser from doing his duty.
>>10080750Wouldn't that happen anyway?Snap snap, oh made myself sad
Brainscratch Comms is pretty good. except when Ryan plays a gameAlright, I got the tablet out. It's doodlin' time.
>>10080781W...WHAT IF... WHAT IF SHE WAS WEARING SUNGLASSES?AND LONG PANTS, WITH HER TAIL TUCKED AWAY?AND.... AND HER EARS WERE HIDDEN IN HER HAIR??WHAT THEN? YOU'D NEVER KNOW.
>>10079228man i love purple horse
>>10080773The way I see it the best LPs are either informative because people know a lot and show you everything, or funnyOr both
>>10080778Meh, it's cool, it fits good as the next section
>>10080767The perfect balance is not bumbling around, but just playing. If someone knows the game back to front all they do is just fucking talk about what they're doing.I enjoy it when people talk about shit other than the game. Listening to how jumping this certain way shaves minutes off your speedrun time is just annoying.
>>10080787Vinyl Scratch babysitting
>>10080787Scootaloo dressed up as Daring-Do
>>10080642I have a problem
>>10080784Do you even tumblr famous, anon?
>>10080787flitter and cloudchaser in bikinis
>>10080731I'd disagree. I love watching Speeddemosarchive's Awesome Games Done Quick marathons, for instance. Though, those are not presented in the usual LP format, but whatever.
>>10080797I just linked the wrong post
>>10080791NorbI thought you were dead
>>10080787Scootaloo grows a giant invisible horse cock and uses it to pleasure Dash's nonexistent gaping mare vag
Fien jeezeNext time I do a dwarf fortrees LP I'll put on the pony mod and jsut to post by posts on the subWhat game would you reccomend for doing a video LP then, My Little LP General?
>>10080789we always know. you can smell a Mutie a mile away. even poor, unwilling, untrained, unmodified you can smell it.
>>10080811Those are speed runs, which are different than just a let's play.
>>10080836Super Mario Sunshine
>>10080836A game you are good at and know a lot aboutAlso for the love of god do post commentary if there is a chance of you dying and edit your shit
>>10080848That would be fun. I considered doing that myself, actually.
>>10080770>Soon you manage an index finger into her hole her tight hole resisting less.>she dissolves into nothing but moans, her body now held up only by leaning completely against the wall.>You remove one hand and slowly slide it down to her now soaked slit>"You really are enjoying yourself, aren't you?">"Mmfh" Is all she can manage.>Your fingers find her clit, and rub it gently as your thumb and finger probe deeper into her. >her legs begin to buckle, and soon she is down to her knees.>You here the locker room door open somewhere in the back of your mind, but you ignore it.
>>10080836Nightcaster: Defeat the Darkness.Because there is fuckall of that anywhere.
>>10080862Yeah me too...
>>10080867It's funny because I'm the one that posted that.
>>10080867and here I thought I was the only one here who considered LPing>>10080801I like this one, I'll do this one.Anyone want a stram?
>>10080836Actually no, you knwo what no fuck that I'm to drunkMLPG, how about we do a Dwarf Fortress bloodline game?
>>10080873Then my carefully thought out plan was executed perfectly!
>>10080862>Let's play super mario sunshine 773,000 resultsIf you have something special to add, go for it>lets play super mario world20,600,000 results
>>10079212How can she lead when she couldn't even see through a shitty scam.
>>10080845yeah, they're fundamentally different, but it was just a counterpoint to that watching players play a game they're good at can be entertaining too.
>>10080879>and here I thought I was the only one here who considered LPingI'd LP but privacy is always an issue and I wouldn't want to do commentary after the fact.
>>10080890Never underestimate the power of a catchy song.
>>10080890>shitty scam>quality product>made right in front of them>supplied enough product for the demand>AJ couldn't even negotiate percentagesGo back to fighting for the 99%.
>>10080607I like that actually... I think I will call her Ghost Light.>>10080606I'm sorry.>>10080610No, she was the bad-pun girl. Just always thought she was a little creepy.
>>10080706This, of course, would only make her infamous in ponyvile in regards to the pungent musk that generates in her hindquarters, and would result in quite a few ponies going out and searching for her to supply her noxious scent, much to her chagrin.
>>10080917It was the hair.And being stuck in that box probably didn't help.
>>10080903The way I do it is I do it with a friend after the fact.That way there's at least one of us who's being surprised as things happen, but there's also a little direction and keeps from too much dead air
>>10080864>Dash gasps as your fingers slip out of her, letting out a quiet whimper at the loss>"Wh-why'd you-?">she cuts herself off with a quavering groan of delight as you nestle your face into the mounds of her ass, flicking your tongue against her anus>"Aaaaugh...nnnghaaaaah...!>her body trembles against you, her cheek rubbing against the wall as you stroke your tongue in slow circular motions over her pucker>shifting her weight back, she presses her buttocks back against your face>"O-ohhhhh...."
>>10080886Who in the hell is gonna LP Super Mario World for the billionth time. You'd think after the last 200 times its been played you would want to step up to some Galaxy.
I want to do her in the boop hole
Last call for draw stram
>>10080930But she boops from there!
>>10080927make her fart
>>10080951no fuck you
>>10080967you've really let yourself go, UNOPT
I finally manned up and closed all the tabs with the mewball LyrasI feel so cold now
>>10080927>You begin to make small shapes with your tongue, the salty taste spurring your lust.>She begins to quiver uncontrollably.>Your sure you hear someone breathing, but you push it out of your mind.>Your fingers continue to work her clit, even probing between her lips >She starts to tweek her nipples,> you pick up the pace with your tongue, now covering a larger area
>>10080987>subtle request for lyraNo it's scootaloo time
>>10080992Why would Lyra just drink random stuff she finds?Is Lyra dumb? Why am I with a big dummy?
>>10080997>tweek>has a red wiggly line>still misspelling it"Tweak"
>>10080925That sounds alright, but I tend to prefer live commentary. I don't even think I have a friend around here who would be up for that sort of thing, unfortunately.
eh, forget it, I'll draw some other time
>>10080939She may use it for the b, but soon it will be used only for the d
>>10081006Do you even severe alcoholism?
>>10081017>the thoughts that have been going through my head for the past half hour.mp3
>>10081001But that just looks like Lyra with wings and no horn.
>>10081013Actually, it didn't show a correcting line.
>>10081014>tfw you have two friends who want to make LPs and said the only person they could really imagine doing them with is you>tfw they live in two different states>and you live hundreds of miles away from either of themIt's a bad feel, man.
>>10081028Yes. I am currently in fact.But if I jsut found a random bottle full of liquid, I would not just drink it. What if it had been drain cleaner?Lyra is a very bad pony
>>10081029at least people care when you draw
>>10081004do you remember that episode of Drawn Together?
>>10080816i was stuck in some sort of gaming purgatory had bougth almost all ninja gaiden ps3 titles. but every day off i can get is either me trying to find order in how to get a wacom or stay whit familly playing "playstation all stars battle royale"more like playstation plase patch me hades awaits.> mfw i sound like drunk uncle just reading this 4 times now
>>10081042Sometimes. i'm learning to draw after giving up writing so that's something.
>>10079163Those gradient shades look really out of place.
>>10081065draw your favorite ocdraw your most hated oc
>>10080997>pressing your tongue against her pucker, already slightly stretched from your thumbs' teasing, you hear a delightful groan from Dash as your tongue forces its way inside of her>her rear clenches around your tongue as you pinch her clit between your thumb and pointer-finger, slowly rolling them back and forth against the sensitive little nub of flesh>"Ohmigoshohmigoshohmigoshohmigosh...!">your length pulses as her unsteady voice gasps out in ecstasy>if this is how she reacts to the foreplay...>you can't wait to see how she'll handle the "main course"
>>10081065Draw the Mur.
>>10081077Were you the guy working on that Sweetie anal?
>>10080929There are a billion goddamn romhacks of SMW and nearly as many assholes who want to be internet famous on the youtubes by playing them
>>10081042>tfw people you want to care when you draw rarely do
>>10081073If I ever draw Lemon Puffs i'll kick my own ass>>10081082You'll have to give me a bit>>10081089They are all cunts, and I hope they drive a bus made of assholes into the side of a coffee bean factory
PONIES PONIES PONIESBECOME UNSTOPPABLE
>>10081040It's a pretty bad feel, yeah, pretty much in the same situation.
>>10081077>tonguing someone's asshole
>>10081108don't read the spoilers if you can't handle it
>>10081108>not giving it to a cute girl in the butt when she wants itMy ex kept hinting that she liked anal, but I never picked up on it. And now I'm here.
>>10081100>Lemon PuffsA fellow hater, I presume?
>>10081077>You remove your hand from her lips, she's taking care of that anyway.>Continue your oral assault on her hole as you start to remove your athletics shorts>Your sure there's someone watching now, but who cares, let them.> Soon your pants are down, and your length strains against the elastic lining of your boxers>You aptly manage to remove even these without ceasing your tongue action.>Your length springs free as you slowly rise.>"P-Please don't st-top,">"I'm not.">You place the tip at her tight entrance.>She gasps, suddenly realizing what your up to.
>>10080912>Quality product marked up 300% to rip off the consumers despite lowering labor costs and upping productionThey're practically apple.
when did everything get so gay
>>10081133>haterIf by "hater" you mean I hate him being around my Ribbon then yes, i'm a "hater".
>>10081142When grown men started watching My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
>>10081122I don't know that feel, but I can empathize with that feel. My brain tells my I should call you an idiot, but my feels tell me you had the right intentions
>>10081151welcome to obamas america
>>10081151"No, most of the male fandom isn't gay. Our mascot just happens to have a rainbow mane."
>>10081139>Cup of cider was 1 bit>1x3=3bits>line of ponies starting before morning>none of those ponies would even remotely consider paying two extra bitsOh wait, they did. Flim and Flam were just idiots and didn't take the cider from the bottom barrels.
>>10081151No, I'm pretty sure it started in the 60's
>>10081148Well, I dislike both the character and the creator for my own, equally petty reasons, but it's good to know that someone here feels in a similar way
>>10081151It was never really meant to last
>>10081148what other oc's do you dislike
>>10081169Remember when rainbows weren't homosexual imagery?
>>10081151Feels good being glorious straight master orientation.
>>10081187Remember when pink was a masculine colour?
>>10081187i too remember the 1700s
>>10081195I know that feel, Dash.
>>10081186All the OCs that get to fuck Red Ribbon.
I should stop drawing when I'm hungryhttp://i.imgur.com/ZZ2IaFK.png
>>10081100>You'll have to give me a bitI need it now. Dan. Give it to me. Give me the pony.
>>10081181That lummox is Homer Simpson in pony form without all the charm and humor>>100811860r0, I don't like the origin story behind Oreo Pony, Backy had more potential, Blue Blazes, and >>10081205
>>10081207I think that an alligator with boobs is a good sign that it's bed time for me.
>>10081181Not that anon, but I dislike fat-focus characters in general, and all the jokes he's drawn with him seem like really easy jokes - "Oh, haha, look, he's luring him over there with candy but all there is at the end of it is gay sex.""Oh haha, look he drank all of tittypony's milk.""Oh haha look another GODDAMN SITTING ON FLUTTERSHY JOKE COME ON LAMAR YOU'RE BETTER THAN THIS"
>>10081214Then you should have gone to bed weeks ago
>>10081212you're kind of lame aren't you ad
>>10081207>aligator lady is from Naw awlans/ LouisianaI feel like an idiot not seeing it before.
>>10081187Normal rainbows still arentYou'll notice that the Gay Pride rainbow only has six colors, leaving out indigo.
>>10081197Pink is second best color.
I wanna draw some
>>10081227The origin story behind Oreo Pony, Oreo herself is cute and I hope she does well.>>10081208Ponying takes time sir
>>10081212There is always something there to remind you
>>10081212>0r0agreed completelyam tempted to include that caterpillar thing but revamping it as a pony who got cursed seems okay in my book
>>10081243no I wasn't talking about oreo pony, that's okay
>>10081207I haven't had a decent Poboy in a long time.
>>10081186Jerry as well, and pretty much every OC that was created with the sole purpose of circlejerking or obvious wish fulfilment.
>>10081231She's been spouting Cajun slang from the start, I don't know how you missed it.
>>10081240That is a good pone to draw.
0r0 doesn't come here anymore, correct
>>10081243>Ponying takes time sirVery well. I shall otherwise preoccupy myself. For now.
>>10081207What's a po-boy? Is this some vore thing?
>>10081262Never thought much of it until 'Po boy'.
>>10081261>with the sole purpose of circlejerking or obvious wish fulfilment.Well then you don't have anything there at all
>>10081197Purple has gotten pretty gay too, unfortunately.
>>10081232But that's not right either. Normal rainbows have infinite colours. Traditionally we split it into 7 colours because unlike the 'evil' 6, 7 was considered a holy number. However from the perspective of basic colour theory this makes no sense. If you're going to split the rainbow anywhere, you'd split it into the primary and secondary colours, ie. the ones in the gay pride flag and in Rainbow Dash's tail.
I really hope I don't regret this.http://mlpg.co/unf/
>>10081276>awww thanks, you too
>>10081249I'll never be clean>>10081256good, shyra is a blight but I hope the pony thing is cute>>10081258Blue Blazes is a cunt, I'm not changing anything else.
>>10081271Is a sandwich, peekon. Real good'n, too.Y'like Shrimp? Oysters? Catfish? You can fry it up, you can put it in a poboy.
>>10081277Except Rainbow Dash's tail uses pigment primaries, not light primaries.Checkmate, Christians.
>>10081271It's a sandwich.
>>10081220>YOU'RE BETTER THAN THISI've convinced myself for a very long tie that he has no redeeming features, apart from being a fantastic drawperson.
>>10081216>draw acideasiest request ever or did you mean the character
>>10081301unfthat is a solid 2 right there
>>10081301the characterbut whatever,it was just a suggestion
>>10081271>What's a po-boy?an amazing sandwich
>>10081281>http://mlpg.co/unf/You will.And the boners will be glorious.
>>10081301>hydrochloric acidPleb as fuck
>caring if things are "gay"It's only an issue if you think it is.
>>10081281>http://mlpg.co/unf/I'm already regretting it and there isnt even a single post
>>10081313Stop it, GG, you're making me homesick.
>>10081286like, if it played out that she learns to control herself and transform back into a pony but ends up turning back into that huge bug when she's horny/aroused it could lead to some sticky situations/hilarity
>>1008130110/10 would etch semiconductors with
>>10081281You won't live to regret it.
>>10081173They tried to run their only supplier out of business, removing their only source of the product they were selling. They were short term thinking idiots.
>>10081276No it hasn't.
>>10081281This is going to turn out like /gif/ except replace "sauce" with "unf"
>>10081318people may not care as much anymore but God still does
>>10081240 so adorablewell time for me to stop falling in front of level1'sand off to bed whit me
>>10081326I think I watched that animeexcept the chick turned into a duck whenever she got wet.
GG, I know you are sad you missed the monster girl thread, but maybe we could have a more focused discussion about it in your thread in the sub? Not telling you to leave the general, but it would be more focused there.
>>10081281>>10081334You should filter that board so that every word comes out as "unf"
>>10081138>"A-Anon, tha-aaaAAAaaaugh!!">Dash's shrill cry echoes through the room as your head pushes past her tight, saliva-slick ring>her body trembles under you, clenching tightly around you as she struggles to relax herself and allow you to enter her at full>"Aaagh...ghaaaah...ohhhh...">running one hand through her rainbow hair, Dash leans back, forcing you just a little deeper into her>giving her buttocks a gentle pat, you push your hips forwards, slowly but surely slipping your length between her lush cheeks and penetrating her tight derriere>Dash moans softly, feeling every last inch of your gradual entry, until you are fully hilted inside her, your scrotum pressed up against her dripping slit and your shaft filling the inner confines of her ass>"F-...nngh...o-ohgod...">"Y-you alright Dash?">"Haaah...aaugh...y-yeah, I'm f-fine...">peeking at you out of the corner of her eye, Dash rolls her hips, shifting you around inside of her>"Mmh...g-go on..."
>>10081339IF GOD SEES EVERYTHING THEN HE SAYS GAY GUYS HAVING SEX AND DOES THAT MAKE GOD GAY TOO?
>>10081339No, do not start that shit here. This is my home away from arguments about religion, and that's all your going to do is start one.
>>10081339God loves you no matter what.
>>10081353>>10081352>>10081351Come on guys, you'll wake Dash up
>>10081330>removing the source>literally won the entire apple farmWhat is Vertical Integration?
>>10081351He's stroking his divine cock in his kingdomCome into the glory of the lord my son.
>>10081351If somebody has the power to stop something, and doesn't, that's implicitly okaying it. God has the power to stop me fapping to ponies, and doesn't, thus it's fine
>>10081342food for thoughtim sorry you think she's a blight though
>>10081281>5. Full blown Erotic Roleplay / Green Text Stories go here.This is a good idea.
>>10081372as a scapitapillar munster, that shyrapone better be cute.
ponies are sexy as fuck, I wanna get up in some mare pussy
>>10081360>Nothing will ever say that you love you>You will never feel love with a ponyThe closest thing I can get to that is a pony dream
>>10081345>You pull back slowly, removing all but the tip.>She groans slightly, her head dipping back down below her shoulders.>You push halfway in, then begin to pull out, picking up speed just a bit.>You start to pick a rhythm, your balls slapping against her as you plunge deep inside and pull out.>soon your thrusting in and out as fast as you can.>"Ng f-fuck, p-puah my hair"
>>10081379>scatitapillarno, we're done with thisno more of that bad fetish will ever be mentioned again and I am double sorry you were subjected to it
>>10081281I have a feeling this is going to generate some animosity with people redirecting fetish posters to the sub at every opportunity. Maybe it'll be a good thing if they do, but it'll certainly slow the night threads down.
>>10081396Jalmdrawinganon pls goYou're just as bad as Krautismanon
>>10081404*ding* *ding* *ding* it was greatastic>>10081403That's alright, I didnt give anyone any of my money so I wasn't inconvenienced in any way
>>10081391Glad to see that MLPG isn't just hugbox and porn.
>>10081401secundus was here
http://i.imgur.com/zjxKK67.gifWhat would you do if Rarity started winking and dripping marecream in front of you while she casually talks to you, not batting an eye that she's dripping like a faucet?
>>10081423No prob, glad I can contribute my writefaggotry.
>>10081411>*ding* *ding* *ding* it was greatasticDamn right, my nigga.
>>10081443Not mention it. Imagine how embarrassed she would be, a lady like her would never do something so uncivilized.
>>10081446>that tight little duck bootyholeUNFFFFF
>>10081412Hey GG, I'm the guy that wrote that thing about asking you if you want to hear my story setting idea you could use as a framing device. If you don't want it, just tell me now because I keep asking myself "what if he never read my post and he could've used it for something great" and whatnot. Just a simple "I'm not interested" will satiate me, you won't hurt my feelings.
>>10081461Duck is not for sexual, Anon. She is too pure.
There. Ghost Light.
>>10081411>I didnt give anyone any of my moneyi don't get the reference but neverthess I'm glad we could come to terms. I'm still trying to think of a good cutie mark to use for her in this case though
>>10081443>>10081456That's like a pony saying something about your boner. Sometimes people/pones get aroused and it won't go away. I also can't accept the possibility that I say something and ask if I did that to her and she looks at me with utter disgust.
>>10081443Well she's soaking wet, so I'd ask her if she was feeling a little lonely. Maybe I'll get some crazy heat-induced wild lust driven rutting out of it.
>>10081462I appreciate the offer, but I'm not really interested. I'm capable of making my own settings, and for something as loose and unimportant as monstergirlland, I don't think it's a big issue anyway.
>>10081482That's just something I say, It's a great day when none of my money/time is wasted.Maybe a leaf would do?
>>10081478draw Frankie ples
>>10081483How would they regard you getting a boner, anyways? Would they ignore it because it's normal in Equestria, would they tease you about getting excited over a pony, or just ask what it is because they honestly don't know?
>>10081467You brought this upon yourself.>See duck>Duck is bent over, >Tight, firm duckhole is clearly visible.>The strain on your length from your pants becomes to much.>you free your length>Begin devastating duck.>Feel pleasure build up>Spaghetti flies from your cock.>covers everything.
>>10081391>eagerly complying, you take a handful of Dash's multi-colored hair, balling your fingers into a fist and holding it tightly>a loud moan rises up from Dash's throat as you give it a firm tug, forcing her head back slightly and causing her to arch her toned back>holding her by the hip with your free hand, you pump into her with primal vigor, hilting yourself inside her snug rear with every thrust>the sound of slapping flesh echoes through the room, Dash's taut cheeks rippling every time your hips collide with them>by now she is completely lost in her throes of pleasure, panting heavily, gasping out fragmented exclamations and humping her hips back against you in rhythm with your thrusting>her body trembles under you and her ass tightens against your relentless fucking, her peak drawing ever closer
>>10081401evil doesn't exist, what we know as evil is the absence of good
>>10081505>"your length" as a euphemism for your dick1/10
>>10081360THAT PONY IS VER SMALL AND I LOVE HEr
>>10081496hmm like a leaf with a bite mark in it or something, eh, reflecting her true nature on the insidesounds doableher color scheme on the other hand seems a bit tough
>>10081505Nigga that was awful.>>10081517"Length" isn't that bad, the real problem is that he used it twice, one right after the other. Bad writing habit.
>>10081445Implying greentext counts as any form of writing. Let alone contribution.All you do is pollute our post count with shit. The porn and the teen shit is cancer on MLPG
>>10081537seriouslywhat, do I have a ruler as a penis
>>10081443Run my fingers along her back, tracing ever so lightly as they run down toward her marehood, and see if she shudders. If she does I ask if she want get some fuck and then slam that creamy marevag behind her house with no mercy.
>>10081503I don't know how something as... mature as horniness is dealt with in ponyland. They don't wear clothing, but do they have a sex drive? Is it only triggered at certain things and not a hair trigger like us humans? Perhaps they sort of push it aside and don't talk about it, like when a chick is on her period?
>>10081503I'm pretty sure they'd know what a cock looks like.
>>10081536This caterpony is starting to sound better and better. Maybe some bright greens with a mane of pink/purple?
>>10081546MISTER SMOOTH MOVESare you gonna tip your fedora at her and smile knowingly too
>>10081546Anon. What you are describing is sexual harassment.
>>10081557>>10081554She's obviously in need of some relief. It'd be rude to not oblige her.
>>10081517Can we list some "good" euphemisms for penis?
>>10081568That's like if you were hanging out with some guy and had an awkward boner for some reason, and then he started tracing his hands up and down your thighs. You must be in need of some relief!
>>10081575skin flutemeat cigar
>>10081553how incredibly exotic, I love itand she's all kind and caring in her attitude while also being quite self conscious about her little problem, 'specially if she's in a crowd~
>>10081509>"I-i'm c-c-cah.">She can't finish the words, her entire body quaking.>ripples of pleasure rush through her body, her back curving as far as it can.>You continue your assault as he ass clenches, tightening around your cock with each thrust.>Her mouth moves to scream, but the waves of pleasure coursing through her leave her speechless>Her arms give out and her upper body falls to the floor, her ass still proped up in the air as youu thrust into it, >She slides against the floor a bit using her hands to keep from hitting her head against the wall.>She's screaming incoherent moans as her climax finally subsides,>You feel the familiar pressure building up.
>>10081575Homewrecker>>10081591well her name is Shyra after all, maybe she also feels a bit shy about her bright colors?
>>10081585The concessional wink is probably normal, but if she's dripping and sopping wet, she's obviously in need of some attention. Why would she go around like that if she wasn't looking for a dicking?
>>10081605>concessionaloccasionalhow does that even happen
>>10081540>not getting sarcasm>Implying I give a shit>Implying you provide anything even as valuable as my shit tier green text.
>>10081605That pony was totally asking for it!
>>10081594I hate you so much right now but I also can't stop laughing.
>>10081575pussy pistonslit smasherhoney hammerred-eye wreckercunt crashervagina vanquisherwomb whackerbaby baster
>>10081599>last panelEvery fuckin' time.
>>10081568>HUE WE BETTER FUCK US A HORSE!
>>10081603most likelyso she's sure to stand out in a group but for the most part she's able to contain herself and quell her inner ambitionsbut her shy nature might sometimes be broken during periods of intense arousal, say, if another pony accidentally runs into her rump while not looking
>>100815757 inches of pink Jusus
Anyone has that series of images Kraut dumped yestreday about "Drawfag starter kit" or whatever... I can only get thumbnails from the archive, since scruffy probably deleted them.
>>10081619Why are they all alliteration?
>>10081612Equestria is probably a free love type of society, you're just helping a friend in need.
It's my birthday today MLPGI don't know what to do with myself
>>10081636Have a happy birthday, you faggot.
>>10081605It doesn't matter anon, you're still describing sexual harassment. You don't just put your hands on a pony like that, even if you think they're "asking for it" because they're turned on. "No judge, that guy's boner was like, REALLY hard. He was in need of attention. So obviously it was my responsibility to start touching his boner."
>>10081627Like after she's bumped she starts thinking all sorts of dirty thoughts?Or maybe she sees a certain stallion she likes?
>>10081636Suicide is advisableOr you could let me suck your dick
Has the pone phone game been updated to let it run on crappy phones now?It's letting me download it now when it wouldn't before.
>>10081647hah, she gets a good look at those two hanging balls on the stallion she's been crushing on, thinking of milking that sac dry which breaks her concentration momentarily and she starts to feel her body ominously rumble and tingle
>>10081644Fuck that, if I touch her and she doesn't say no and she's obviously turned on by it, it's dicking time.
>>10081636Find a sexy insert preferred sexual partner/s and have a fun night.
WHERE IS RARITY MICROAND #6THEY SAID IT WILL BE RELEASED TODAY
>>10081666hmm, She finds herself biting her lip to stifle a moan, sweating, blushing... what does she do then?
>>10081668And one day you will be in prison for rape.
>>10081648not him, but i tried yesterday. i need something that's quick and i mean something that'a quick and irreversable. i don't care how long it takes or how painful it is at this point.also i tried the good old wrist cutting thing yesterday, but i couldn't make the cut.you know what i could try today that could work?
Is pon vaginal intercourse superior to pon blowjobs? Maybe the winking factor give it the edge.
>>10081679IT'S LIKE 5AM COOL YOUR TITTIES.
Threadly HOT GLUE drop box reminderhttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/zllr7xfjdbmelfk/kMSRsDaqiQ3 new videos just added, though they might not be everyone's cup of tea:A guy cumming on pictures of Rainbow Dash, Braeburn, and futa Chrysalis
>>10081668The point is you touched her in the first place. You can't just lay hands on a pony because they're turned on. Even if they are that doesn't give you the right. Maybe they do need attention, but that doesn't mean it's open season on them for any greasy neckbeard who wants a piece. Hell even "I want to breed" doesn't mean "with anybody", you fucking pony rapist.
>>10081680she makes a break for the nearest restroom as her body floods with heat, soon enough she's finding her surroundings getting smaller and smaller as she starts to swell out, her body becoming pudgier and her undercarriage turning a soft cream color, another set of legs forming underneath her as she takes the appearance of her caterpillar form out of sheer lust.
>>10081694If she doesn't say no, you're god damn right I'm going through with it.
>>10081704This is an incredibly sexy concept.
>>10081704Christ, alright shes a caterpillar now, what does she do to return to her pony form?
>>10081597>thrusting balls-deep into her, you hold yourself inside as you feel yourself being overtaken by your own pleasure>fireworks explode inside your head, your dick throbbing against her tight inner confines as you unleash yourself and paint her insides with your hot seed>"Ghhh-!!">biting her lip, Dash rakes her fingers against the floor>"...hhh...nn...">rolling her hips, she tantalizes your sensitive flesh against her tight inner walls, coaxing the last few drops out of you and savoring the sensation of your bodily fluids spurting deep into her>"naaahh...haaaah...whew~">she practically melts into the floor, completely spent from your fierce rutting
>>10081693>The guy in the video has a small dickwhat a turnoff
>>10081730>that .gifis that someone else's hand, or does he just have really shitty hand-eye coordination?