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OH BOY, A NIGHT THREAD.
>>10057659OH BOYtime for bed
Oh well, time for bed guys.College is suffering
What is the best way to learn how to draw?
>>10057688Having depression and autism
>>10057688Practice, draw from life, observe shapes and forms, don't be too sensitive
NAME A PONY.
Have you ever wanted to go to space?
>>10057688draw a million vaginas
>>10057701UM UM UM THE WHITE ONE WITH THE WINGS
>>10057659>you will never a moon princess
>>10057707i remember that comic
>>10057688read the /ic/ stickypracticedraw from life
>>10057707>>10057728wait that was a comic?
>>10057707>applejack's butt tufts are actually tentacles
it is eleven in the morning.Go to bed.
>>10057735ya it's popular on /d/ its pretty funny
>>100577415am here chief
>>10057741britfag plz go
Have you became a pony yet?Also what's the pony level around here?
>>10057707>you will never sound your urethra with each of AJ's butt tentacles
>>10057742I need it. For reasons.
>>10057688Practice. Draw butts. Etc.Key thing though. Don't make it a chore. Enjoy the activity of drawing. Don't stress too much about how you're drawing looks so far. Appreciate the little gains in experience. It all adds up.
>>10057742Do you happen to have a link or a name? I'd just assumed it was inspired from that Drawn Together octopussoire thing.
>>10057741neger als du blieft
>>10057767>>10057764im looking im looking ...>>10057759pantsu no pantsu
>>10057761>you will never wake up to her snoring softly as her tentacles writhe inside your cock
>>10057707Anybody else remember that tentacle vagina story some Anon greentexted?
>>10057753>>10057749*Germanfag. Get your Time right>>10057752Yes. Eat your Cuntflakes somewhere else.
>>10055692>>10055853>>10055961>>10056134>>10056365>>10056670>>10057035>>10057281>>10057632>>10057747>>10057757Rumble/Twins thing is finished. Here you go.
Threadly HOT GLUE drop box reminderhttps://www.dropbox.com/sh/zllr7xfjdbmelfk/kMSRsDaqiQ
>>10057767Oh Princess Clara ...
>>10057741But it's chill timeI'm so glad that I don't have to suffer through peak MLPG during my time off after workEverything is better when you're Australian
>>10057688having the right genes
>>10057785>you will never repair a fine vase with glue made of your favorite pony
>>10057781YOU CAN'T TELL ME WHAT TO DOYOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD
>>10057767No some anon mentioned vag-tentacles once and I just drew stuff from itThey're not meant to be sounds, fuck you guys, isn't a tentacle-filled vagina weird enough for you
>>10057796Bugs pls go.
>>10057797>Pone loses one of her legs>You make glue out of it>You build her a prosthetic leg using the glue
>>10057773i totally like understand that>>10057791Not chill time. Time to go to bed. Really. Get your sleep cyclus right or you will end up with a tulpa that wants to kill you.And when you are Australian, small boobs are forbidden in your country. Still better than New Zealand, though. I herd Hentai was forbidden there?!
>>10057813>isn't a tentacle-filled vagina weird enough for youahuehuehuehuehueheu
>>10057813As that anon, thanks for drawing it <3
>>10057819if everyone could do it more would be doing it and above all more would be good at it
>>10057813>Fluttershy's tenticles are more assertive than she is>If you so much as rest your hand near her behind while she's horny they'll grip you and pull you in>She never stops apologizing for them
>>10057813Those crazy brasilians and their fart porn ..
>>10057784Thanks anon, it was nice and cute.
why is she so purple, /co/?
>>10057844That was about the gist of it for her, I think thus why they're forming a heart for you
>>10057844>the tentacles pick up anything close to them>by the end of the day, she always has to empty out her vagina
>>10057859how about you gtfo?
>>10057784So how did the Rumble and CC/Flitter thing become a thing?
>>10057873Sounds like fun. Fluttershy is such a freak. I'd rather stay with cunflakes-DashReally. What is better?! Tentakle Shy or Flake Dash? You can order Dash to wash or you will never spank her again. But getting rid of Tentacles?!
hey fatfags, when someone becomes super obese their skeleton doesnt grow also.
>>10057879I think it started with that scene of the Twins with Rumble and Thunderlane in HFS - where CC's rubbing Thunderlane's mohawk?It implied they all knew each other and out of that came Flitter and Cloudchaser being friends with Thunderlane and babsitting Rumble.
>>10057870I'm not that blind, GGGeez
>>10057892she just has big bones
>>10057892I don't like fat ponies in any form, but I assume this is the defense they would use to justify what you're seeing there
>>10057906i didnt notice it
>>10057879Because the idea of two pretty ponies babysitting for a cute little colt is adorable and fun.
>>10057892It's always possible the character is just big in general
>>10057873>She becomes the greatest shoplifter in the world>No-one can catch her because no-ones going to search her cunt for something she's nicked
>>10057892>fat ponysI hate fat people.They are disgusting and being thin is not THAT hard.
All right - I'm going to bed.Try not to kill each other while I'm gone?
>>10057909at what age do you stop using the excuse "they are just kids doing stupid shit"
>>10057924>filenameI'm not buying it
>>10057924Agree. Killing yourself will help.One Faggot less to get rid off. Cleanse the fandom of ugly neckbeard spaghetti'os
>>10057892But I make sure that they have a proper skeleton unless I'm purposefully breaking the rules with something ridiculous.
>>10057924>select your pistol>select your horsecock
>>10057922>being thin is not THAT hardConfirmed for being retarded.Hey GG, your new monster offers Ice Pack 1000 bits to DP Pinkie with him.What do?
>>10057924>tfw when almost out of bd lube
>>10057716You win a free™ hastily done pony™ doodle. Congratulations™!Into the shadows I go. A-woogy-woogy-woogy.
>>10057946If Pinkie's on board, then what's the harm?That's a lot of bits.
>>10057955oh god what
>>10057924it should be "MLPG advanced drawfag kit.jpg"
Glory to MLPG.
>they're waking upAnd we were doing so good.I just wish night threads could last forever.
>>10057946Oh my god i am so fat and McDoanlds every day.But i cant get rid of my fat. What am i doing wrong?
>>10057961excellent idea. renaming it now.
>>10057961I kinda want one
>>10057955>hastily>30minutesi dont think so pal
>>10057973>no anti-depressantsWhy even bother?
>>10057972Every fat person has fast food every day, and comedically large portions.
>>10057972you can't really lose weight without hard workthat's now really how it works
>>10057767>>10057764http://oglaf.com/archive/im 95% sure its in here
>>10057984what do you think the revolver is for
>>10057776Please tell me someone saved it.
>>10057916I think I would a Gillou.If you give her more personality and TELL US
>>10057982I have a very different definition of hastily.
>>10057956The harm could be loss of all felling in her vagina.
>>10057784>>10057915>rumble-huggle>Because the idea of two pretty ponies babysitting for a cute little colt is adorable and fun.Actually that sounds pretty fun. Gonna make something out of this.
>>10057924But how do I become a pony?
>>10057970>>10057961So you can do this shit forever?!Well then stay virgins forever.I just don't understand what the motivation of people like you is. The sad thing is, some of you might even be serious about thi shit, not even attempting to troll. This is just sad.
>>10057978me too.but shipping to europe is so expensive and it's a real hassle to get a gun.
>>10058004when you wake up in equestria, guess what you'll be.
>>10057998feeling*It's too early for this shit.
>>10057986Yes. They don't know how to do sports, or how to eat lesser, and or healthier. Try out Vegetarian Food. Ponies aren't usually fat, too>>10057988Agree. So everyone reading this being fat. Get your ass up.
>>10057776>>10057993Why don't you go archive diving?I'm pretty sure I wrote some of it but I can't remember it
so what other pony should have womb tentacles
>>10058029ALL OF THEMRarity would be interesting.
*sits in your lap*
>i dont want to learn about proper eating or exercise>obama makes heath food more expensive so i cant afford it>i dont have the time to take care of my own bodyits not my fault
>>10058029One pregnant with a squid
>>10057961Hey! I have set too!
>>10058029all of them.
>>10058029all of them
>>10058029>restricting tentacles to only femalesCheck your privilege.And everyone knows Spike has asshole tentacles.
>>10058034For the last time, you are too big.
Hey I'm cunt
>>10058034*kicking her out*Not now Shy ..
>>10058039but that is a starter kit of the furry classic line
>>10058055I... hope that's not a problem
>>10057986I only eat fast food about once a week, if that much, and I'm 300 lbs.
>>10058029Draw more FluttershyShe'd be the most fun to explore the idea with
>>10058065We've talked about this.Just because you will do anything I ask to get my love is no excuse to keep pressing yourself unto me.Stop it.
>>10058064I'm only okay with that if it injects drugs that make you forget your dick just got stabbed.
>>10058036So much agree.I have to say, german bronies are 95% Thin and even 40% good looking.I guess America is not that lucky on their fandom
>>10058073The difference is, you eat for a whole week.
>>10058086oh she has those too
>>10058065I wonder how heavy a FiM pony would be.
>>10058053>being fat>eating meat and liking ponies
>>10058090this is almost fappable, if only the situation was more interesting.
>>10058036>i dont want to learn about proper eating or exercise>its not my fault
>>10058093Except not.Most of the time it's a 6 inch subway sandwich.
>>10058073You have big bones. You can't do anything about it. get your lazy ass off the couch and do some sport oô
>>10058090That is not how tits work at allPlease come back when you can display a cursory knowledge of anatomy
>>10058098Probably between 80 and 120
howdy gangwhat's the good word
>>10058099>having a vagina
>>10058116>you need a cursory knowledge of anatomy to post in mlpgi dont think so, that would mean 90% of the people who come here would need to leave.
>>10058118Probably about 30kg, same as a big dog
>>10058110>>10058116>>10057993>>10057951>2013>still using Pinkie Pie
>>10058128TenticlesNippony must be getting to us
>>10058128Lotta body odor stuffyou should get into that, I bet you'd do it well
>>10058116Thread's gonna be awful goddamn empty, by that logic. Yeah, the second doodle's tits are too perky.
>>10058136>>10058137I am okay with both of these things.
>>10058132I thought that was a badass large horse with twin short manesI am sad
>>10058134Thank you for not being retarded aka an american and using the metric system. I never really understad those crazy measures
>>10058140>Linking to Marker pone
>>10058090I know people give you a lot of shit, Ross, but this really is rather repulsiveShe looks like she's got some sort of disease like Rickets or something
>>10058136she could technique me any time
>>10058152>thank you for not being retarded aka an americansay that to my gun, fucker
>>10058090>legs are broken beyond belief, even for the most noodle-limbed of cartoons>grandma ass>elbow is far too low>uneven breasts defy gravity>eyes change each pose>perspective on 2 is fucked up, her legs should be far larger if you were looking up at her like that>conehead hair also defies gravity>line thickness should vary based on depthWhat's it like to not even stagnate in ability, but to actually get worse?
>>10058152Can't help that those before me thought it would be a good idea
>>10058090You know ross, I actually very recently got into girls with tiny-ass legs, and I've always liked tall girlskeep doing that thingalso keep drawing boobs and butts
>>10058148i recognize that gay horse cock dildosup dovne
>>10058166has he drawn naked pinkie pie yet
When was the last time hoppip was here?
>>10058109What kinda situation would be interesting to you? Also, this should show people why Fluttershy always wears leggings and a skirt - wearing jeans or anything tight makes her an instant creeper target.
>>10058171Twice, three if you count no bra I think, anyway
>>10058090Wow. I know everyone's giving you shit for those awful tits, but the vagina's even worse.Is that really where you think the vagina goes?
>>10058148someone should get a large flared chance and boxed copies of photoshop and flash and some more books and call it the "MLPG professional drawfag kit"
>>10058174I really don't care, he was rather useless after Ponykart fell through
>>10058176gibbe links pls
>>10058090YOU'VE BEEN HERE FOR LIKE 2-3 YEARS.AND YOUR STYLE HAS NOT CHANGED IN THE SLIGHTEST.NO DIFFERENCES. NO IMPROVEMENTS.
>>10058089I upgraded to a nedium seadragon if that's any consolation
>>10058181this is a thing that must be done.
>>10058181>boxed copies of photoshop and flashMine were digitally delivered
>>10058181i forgot to also mention a bottle of bleach and a 12 gauge shotgun
>>10058175Ross, you're actually the creepiest one here.All of your requests from other drawfags have actually made them uncomfortable.
>>10058181i am thinking about getting a large when i have the spare money. im not sure what color though.
>>10058184Oh no darf, no links for you. You're not nice enough to get a link. Go back to being a mole and writing on whatever porn story it is you're working on.
>>10057924>>10058039>>10057961>>10058148Okay, I have to ask. Why do people like anal? Does it feel good, or is it the concept?
>>10058182We would still pay attention to him if he was still a girl
>>10058187what if; that is what he thinks he is only cappable of
>>10058202>>10058206Nuh-uh!You're never gonna guess it so you might as well stop trying>>10058207feels good
>>10058205i assume that's ross answeringi won't lose sleep over itbut, okayactually, i was gonna askdid anyone here read the new story and have something to say about it?i'm kind of bummed over how it did
>>10058207Have you ever had your prostate massaged?
>>10058207Prostate stim, the feeling of feeling 'full' and just the idea of it rocks my knockers
>>10058184http://derpibooru.org/87664?scope=scpe859b1a42ba4445a9d33e5c6735629fb4ff0b2fb8http://derpibooru.org/163507?scope=scpe859b1a42ba4445a9d33e5c6735629fb4ff0b2fb8there's two, I've gotta dig through my porn folder for the last because it's not on derpibooru. hold on.
>>10058203Blah blah blah, what else is newYou come up with something you want to fap to yet? I'm not making the same offer twice.
>>10058207Are you a girl or something?FuckStick something up your butt you ignorant ass
>>10058214>black zebra cocki know its you MT, dont even try to lie by denying.
>>10058215Question for you. I liked your futa Celestia and Twilight story, and was wondering if it would be okay if I made a follow up story of it?
>>10058190I'm fucking proud of you, anon. how's it feel being an intermediate dildo user?
>tfw so many gay artists>tfw nobody wants to draw and be gay with me;_;
>>10058231I DON'T CARE IF HE'S NOT OK WITH ITDO IT ANYWAY
>>10058224>the color and size of an actual donkey dickyep, confirmed for rose 100%. but she can never admit its her.
>>10058231go for it, i guessdon't see why you need to ask me, but thanks for doing so anyway>>10058222thanksif they're old pics i probably already have them savedbuta man can dream
>>10058233A dragon dildo will love you no matter who you are.
>>10058238well nigga why did you ask if he drew naked pinkie if you saw them already
>tfw can't afford to get a chance shipped to where I live>Only have a 9 inch human dildo;_;
>>10058157Say that to my economy, fucker. China owns you, basically.
>>10058160>it's 5 o' clock in the fucking morning
>>10058227>>10058224sorry, but nopeno more guesses, come on
>>10058240i don't live in the US and shipping costs a fortune
>>10058242he drew a new naked thingi thought maybe he had drawn moresorry, geez
>>10058236Sounds like you want it... bad...>>10058238I just wanted to know if you wanted your story linked to it or not, since it was a private one and all. I lost the link, please give again.
Hey Ross, why don't you draw ponies anymore?I kind of like these old ones.
>>10058251JUST FUCKING TELL US
>>10058247We have the power to tell China to go fuck themselveswe just won't because we're so powerful that we've gotta be responsible for lesser countries to have an example
>>10058254it's on my fimfiction pagewas just private at first 'cause i wanted you guys to see it before anyone elsehttps://www.fimfiction.net/story/88772/royal-instruction
>just finished art>want to post it but risk being confused for one of these artists who like the D
>>10058251Are you even a namefag?
>>10058249Really? That's your fucking excuse?
>>10058253No man, it's too late.We're not friends anymore darf.do you know how much effort searching for those took? it was like 30 seconds, christ. I'm never getting that back!
>>10058263just post it anyway
>>10058178Of course that's not where it goes. I drew these using no refs whatsoever to see what I knew. The fact that it's being pointed out makes it more important that I start studying vags. Drawing without reference helps me home in on what my problem areas are. In any case, it's 5am, and I just whipped em out.
>>10058261>Jerked it to it like 5 times before bronies got to read itily Darf
>>10058264Yeah! I've got a tripcode and everything!I've even been known to start threads!>>10058258I'm starting to see why people do awful attention whorey stuff like this>>10058263pls post it anyway
>>10058263But you do like the D, Anon
>>10058279OOOOOOOOOOOOHIs that you Dooks?
>>10058233Because here are so many fucking furriesI am gay. But i hate furries. I hate them.Where do you live? Could change your problem.Yes, not fat, yes, confirmed (even by /b/) to be a 8/10
would your favorite pony like your favorite album?what about your favorite cartoon? movie?
>>10058287>>10058290yesyou caught meNow I'm going to sleep because I've got to wake up early for homework
>>10058267It's my explanation. It's not like I disagreed with what you had to say. It's right, actually, since I drew these without refs to see where my problem areas were. I knew as soon as I had finished the middle one that those breasts just weren't right, certainly not the vag. Among, well, every other error you listed. Now I can home in on my problem areas. For now, I'm foolin around.
Hey, does anybody here still use Tegaki Messenger?
>>10058294>dating someone that posts their face on /b/
>>10058294Where do YOU live?
>>10058259>powerDon't make me laugh. You have no Idea what we have in storage; ALso, best hackers worldwide.
>>10058294i ran the gauntlet too once and i averaged at about 7/10, so i may or may not be too ugly for you, but i don't live on your continent anyway.
>>10058294are you trying to whore yourself out on a board for a little girls show?
>>10058311weaver probably does
>>10058322Who gives a shit about what you've got in storage?You've got to cross an entire ocean to get to a country with the biggest navy.
>>10058314Yes, attentionwhore, i know ... But i can't do anything about it ..>>10058321Germany
>>10058257Because ponies bore the shit outta me, they're really easy to draw. I don't even like the show outside of like five episodes and three of those were from the first season. I do like the strong, but basic personalities of the main six though, as well as the CMC, so I tried to do something that WAS challenging for me. And two and a half years ago that was drawing people. I'm certainly more competent now than I was then. If you don't believe me, have another look at the first main six human lineup I did. It's nightmarish.
>>10058246>humanthat is incredibly gay
>>10058323Fak. Alright then ..>>10058328Yes. Weird fetishes and such. Must be genetical. But i know for a reason that here are 90% homosexual adult men ..
>>10058355Well fuck, i'm not gonna pay for a flight to another continent to get fucked in the ass by some stranger.Maybe one day if I win the lottery and have some money to spare.
>>10058362>ponies bore me>I don't like the showwhy are you here
>>10058311Tegaki is a lot of fun
>>10058338as i can see you are really mad about it
>>10058367>tfw i wouldn't have to travel too far>tfw i don't even have to cross any geographical borders
>>10058372>that comicmy sides
>>10058299I think Fluttershy might like the Red Album, it's got some neat stuff in there. It wouldn't be close to her favorite, but she wouldn't hate it. Dash would like it more.I really don't think she'd like JLU, too violent. She may very well like C.R.A.Z.Y. It's story-driven enough. Don't know if she'd mind the adult tones though.
>>>10058371>Fan of the Fandom
shit niggers, n2o is best of things
>>10058362wow you really are a sociopath
>>10058376Not in the slightest, but I jump at this kinda discussion./k/'s been my homeboard for a few years, it happens.
>>10058364But I'm a horseShipping to Equestria is insane
>>10058362I'm really not seeing much of a difference to be honest
>>10058372>Rose x Ice Packno.
>>10058381You win>>10058367You loose(I guess)Meet you at galacon
>>10058404i'm not going
>>10058362Wait, you actually don't watch the show?I'm just confused now, why come HERE of all places then? Why not just go to /ic/ ot something?
Stop being /soc/You're both uglyI guarantee it
>>10058388i prefer pot
>>10058404>Meet you at galaconWell if i'm not going to fly across the world to suck some cock i'm certainly not going to do it to go to a my little pony convention.
>>10058410because they'll eat him alive therealso fat pinkie
>tfw you will never have a qt3.14 drawfag shove a horsecock dildo into your ass
>>10058395but you can agree, that china is superior? okay then
>>10058411That's the best smear i've seen in a while.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vglxk3JbHnQDon't mind me, just the best song on the album coming through>that last minute or so
>>10058421i want a girl with a horse strapon to fuck me in the ass, not a dude since im not gay.
>>10058417That is why i am alpha and you not
>>10058433i would only go if i could sell something, but i sure as shit ain't gonna do that
>>10058362yeah, look at those, back when i thought your designs were good, guess things change
>>10058427Filenamei hate fluttershyNow please someone post the new tiarawhy rip off with some other mane 6
>>10058420But...why not just make his own characters to draw?If he doesn't like the show and wants to get better at drawing humans, then why would he even come here? I know I wouldn't.
>>10058411so are you.
>>10058410How do you equate liking only five episodes to not watching the show?"I like only balogna and cheese sandwiches""You've never had any other ingredients on your sandwich?!"Of course I've watched every episode so far, you fuckin moron, that's why my opinion is informed to where it is, and why I only like five epsiodes.
>>10058446ross thrives on negative attentionit's like metaphorical ball stompinghe comes here to draw things we hatewe insult himhe jerks off to our vitriolthe cycle continues
>>10058440>>10058404>>10058355>>10058294Is this nigga serious?I don't want to believe he's serious
>>10058439>suck cock>want to recieve>not gay
>>10058446We're literally the only people who somewhat tolerate himWith all the shit we give him, this is the best he getsHe even got chased off of BBWchan of all fucking places, where you think he'd thrive
>>10058443sell your virginity
>>10058459>you will never have futa rarity fuck you in the ass
>>10058433I know this might sound misogynistic but I love pics of clueless-looking girls with their mouths wide open.
>>10058459I'm not gay because I don't identify as gaysuck it
>>10058453And you thrive on the attention from people who request you to write whatever pony + fetish related story they do, you fuckin leech. If you tried writing original stories for a change you'd get dropped like a bad habit.
>>10058403>not wanting human x zebra
>>10058463>virginityonly when it comes to homosex.you don't really sound like my type though.
>>10058477but he writes stories about ponies
>>10058460He's got an amount of fatfurs that like him
>>10058465please dont mention this. lately i have been jacking it to every futa rarity fic i find. the slightest mention of her gives me an erection and my dick needs a rest.
>>10058468They have no Idea what they are gonna choke on soon, eh? Or is it the joyful surprise, when they see a 8 inch cock?
>>10058477i actually do write original stuff, i just don't post it here 'cause this is a board for the my little pony cartoon showand yeah, i like attention. i'm totally comfortable admitting that.no need to be so caustic, jeez
>>10058486>That D/s thing EA didunf
>>10058486Man, I really miss being that turned on by things.Ever since I started smoking pot, my urge to masturbate 7 times a day has vanished. I struggle to masturbate once a day sometimes.Go rub one out for my retired soldier, anon.
>>10058486you saw this righthttp://www.furaffinity.net/view/9960563/
>>10058486>you will never tease her urethra with your tongue until she floods your mouth with cum
Mornin' lads. Do we still suck?
>>10058271>>10058279Why notHere's the sketch
>>10058484But that's his only solaceHe's so caustic and unreliable and fluctuates so often in everything he does that he cannot keep even a handful of people around as friends
get stomped, bitches
>>10058481>tfw straight virgin>I'm biWHY IS EVERYONE BEING /SOC/?WHY AM I /SOC/ NOW?
>>10058504Here's the finished painting.Thoughts?
>>10058504Haha wow you must like the D
>>10058481>you don't really sound like my type though.
>>10058511did you have to work your way up to the medium chance? how long did it take?j/k it's pretty nice but a little spooky
>>10058511i think you must like the D
>>10058510i just want some gay sex preferrably with my artbando.is that too much to ask?
>>100585038 inch zebra cocks
>>10058511Her snout looks twisted
>>10058511It makes me want to throw up, for real.The coloring makes me think of a bottle of Bacardi Superior, and I drank so much of that once that just thinking about it makes me dry heave.
>>10058526only eight inches?
>>10058525I can be your artbando~
>>10058510I have plenty of love to give .. trust me ..When you have too many betas in your real life, and you are too alpha. You are gonna see a lot of virgins loosing their status quo>feels good man
>>10058524it's reasons like this that I like to keep spoilered images onI like to catch shit like this full-on in the face, no warning. It helps my sides leave.
>>10058501the word urethra is not sexy at all, it makes me think of a medical office and a catheter in an old mans saggy ballsack.
>>10058525>tfw you will never have lovely gay sex with Metals while he whispers dirty stories into your ear>also while you're both fucked up on drugs he madesighi bet he's in jail
>>10058525It is. Man up and get here.
>>10058541I don't care if he's serious or notJust make him stop posting
>>10058500thats old shit man, everyone has fapped to that already.
>>10058554just making sure
>>10058544We need a sexy colloquial word for it
>>10058451Woah, calm down. I honestly just don't understand. You said you only like 5, and most were in the first season. I figured you'd stop watching the show if you only liked 5 of the episodes. Sorry for the confusion, I guess.And I just don't understand the whole 'informed opinion' thing in general. I don't like tomatoes that much on my sandwiches. Doesn't mean I'll keep ordering them just to reaffirm my dislike for tomatoes.It just seems like you could get more help on a board that specializes in drawing human figures.
>>10058524what a strange combination of thing
>>10058486"Come now Anon, surely you wouldn't deny a lady?" Looking at the rod between her marshmallow thighs, you wonder how it got from asking for a new shirt to this. The silk panties outline her hardened member, and you can swear there is a twitch every time her heart beats. "Aren't you even a little bit curious?" Her horn glows as the underwear begins to shine within a blue aura. Slowly, they move. The top rolls past the flare, and goes halfway down before stopping. "Do you want it?"
WHERE I COME FROM ISN'T ALL THAT GREATBRN BRN
>>10058513>>10058522>>10058523guys pls>>10058530Yeah... it looks disgusting. I was trying to challenge myself using a limited palette. Didn't turn out looking so good....
>>10058537>only>everything above will never fit and is unhealthyIt is hard enough to find condoms for 8 inches, you know? When i was under 18 and wasn't able to buy them in sex shops, the normal ones in normal stores never fit>sucks to be mePic unrelated
>>10058566god yes. in my mouth, all over my face, everywhere.
>>10058560aqueductfuck you engineering is sexy
>>10058566Man I am not even that guy, but >the silk panties outlined her hardened membergot me goodfuck
>>10058580that just sounds ridiculous anon.
>>10058566>flaring that early.So she's on the verge of splooging?
>>10058566we've been over this, anonhorsecocks only flare during me moment of climaxthey aren't like that all the time
>>10058587>implying she hasn't developed the ability to consciously control that
>>10058552>mfw i make you feel bad about yourself
>>10058587She may have a cock, but she's got the drive of a ladyshe can cum several times and still get hard
>>10058580NO-SLIT IS NOT SEXYESPECIALLY NOT PISS-SLIT
>>10058566ah geez how do you know my fetishes
>>10058571Why did you post a pretty lady?
>>10058597don't you have a squat rack to go curl in?
>>10058600FINE, WHAT ABOUT CUMCHUTEIS THAT ANY BETTER?HUH?
>>10058595>>10058587you guys need to brush up on your horse cock knowledge.i see stallions masturbate with a full flare for quite a while without ever cumming.
>>10058607are we pretty girls now
>>10058571You do know that Magnums are just over 8 inches long?
>>10058598>tfw rarity will never shower you in jizz so thick it makes it hard to open your eyes when it coats them>tfw rarity will never trace the head of her cock across your face, coating your cheeks and lips in precum but pulling away every time you dive closer for a taste>tfw rarity will never dangle her cock in your face like a throbbing treat waiting for your attention to be tugged and milked until she bucks and unloads her balls down your throat
>>10058620>jizz>eyesdo not want
>>10058620>jizz hits your eyes>searing painAnd that's the end of that.
>>10058620>glue-thick cum>lots of itjesus fuck darf, I haven't been able to enjoy this without buzzwords that make me want to strangle myself in the longest time
>>10058608till 13' i was going to post here and make you feel miserable
>>10058627>>10058626oh come the fuck on'open your eyes'eyelids?fuck you guys
>>10058511from the thumbnail i thought you had a furry paw in your signature name.i was scared for a second that you went full furfag.
>>10058618No, I checked.Still a moderately attractive dude here.
>>10058619they dont sell them here ;-;
>>10058620darf, your killing my boner here
>>10058619I guess in that case i need to remeasure ..
>>10058639you can gargle shitJust kidding, it's your opinion and it is beautiful in its own way!
>>10058562>I figured you'd stop watching the showSomethin to do innit? And for the record, I have more of an interest in drawing cartoon figures, not human figures. There's errors abound but I'll fuckin figure it out when I figure it out. I've gotten this far, haven't I? Again, the first human lineup I drew was horrid and I'm still doing repentance for that. Less lines, stronger, more exaggerated forms, features that better sit on the new forms, etc. It's getting there.
>>10058577>>10058581>>10058605"Anon..." You step closer to this beauty, your own loins starting to grow. "I've always wondered what it would be like... with a human." Kneeling down in front of the table in the middle of her boutique, you inspect what you see. The way it's shaped is different than your own, the top has a flat cap and the middle ring is visible through the soft cloth that's currently hiding the rest. Looking down at the two spheres, they heave with a slight thrust from the gorgeous seamstress. You notice she is already leaking pre. "It must be exotic... I've been thinking about it since you walked in here..."
>night/morning threads You guys will probably appreciate this more instead than. I don't really plan on finishing it so hereNon-futahttp://i.imgur.com/gR3CaXA.pngFutahttp://i.imgur.com/ZUWUgoY.png
>>10058652i feel like you missed the joke
>>10058566someone post a cap of this, i cant from phone
>>10058666I know I did, Satan. I'm sorry. It's 6:30 here and I thought you were insulting my tastes.
>>10058672Oh FUCK that one's ugly, I should look at these girls before saving them.
>>10058663captcha: leakage nicxtrhow did you know, captcha? HOW DID YOU KNOW?
>>10058665I like the second one a lot.
>>10058665Oh wow that's a nice horsecock
>>10058665yes that is a good cock, i will be saving this to my good horse porn folder.
Would you tumble with this fatass?
>>10058665it's very nice
>>10058665I wanted to give critique because I heard artists like that but I don't see anything wrongit'd be nice finished, though
>>10058688I see the other pones. Post the full scale.
>>10058688She's not even a fatass in the literal sense
>>10058692Yeah, i kinda stopped posting. Making a Salad right now ..
>>10058665That's a pretty detailed horsecock Jailbait....really detailed
>>10058692>show discussion>in a night thread
>>10058710almost as if he drew it from a lifelike replica
>>10058704What are you talking about, it's Fluttershy, all that bitch ever does is sit around and eat. Teach her some self-awareness with your dick.
>>10058708Ooh, what's in it?
>>10058663you lost me with this, im goin to bed now.
>>10058716b-but what if she eats my dick?
>>10058719no wait you dork you didn't masturbate for me
>>10058663I'll consider myself fortunate that Rarity is polite enough to bring it up first. This seems like an appropriate point to mention my fondness for dicks of all sizes.
>>10058717It's an Schafskäsesalat. dont know whats it in english right now .. already nomming it
>>10058735>googleAw man dude that looks gross
>>10058721She'll gobble it, but not eat it. She's too sensitive to eat it.Now jam her upper body in the doggy door and go to work, putz
>>10058735That is a lot of syllables and umlaut.Whatever it is it sounds silly.
>>10058713>day threads is getting flooded by le raid>night threads are fetishist's hours.
God morning mlpg, how was your sleep?
>>10058749>grossdude there was an umlaut in the name what did you expect
>>10058735Feta cheese salad?We should totally be /ck/ right nowWhat is your favorite pony's favorite dish to make?
>>10058749Looks like sliced veggies and Feta.Actually seems pretty tasty, and healthy as well.
>>10058753let me enjoy the maredicks just for tonight. it is rare we discuss this fetish instead of the usual.
>>10058777wait why the revolver
>>10058766Kraut plsPlease draw something substantial
>>10058777I feel like the advanced kit should include a cracked copy of Photoshop
Has this been talked about?
>>10058778It's kinda funny, because when you say "instead of the usual", you really mean "instead of the unusual" because futa is tame as fuck compared to what we talk about
>>10058777>20 roundsYou only need 1AND DIDN'T YOU KNOW MAGNUM BOXES ONLY HAVE 6 ROUNDS, GORDON?
>>10058766>>10058777>>10058779Am I still allowed to drawfag if I neither own a dildo nor a handgun?
>>10058764yes :3with some Tzatziki
>>10058779You forgot the mine make-up
>>10058780in hindsight i realize that i should have made it 1 round of .357 and 12 gauge
>>10058794as long as you're willing to admit that you're not going to go anywhere with your art unless you really apply yourself
>>10058780substitute for antidepressants.
>>10058787I guess it has
>>10058794The guns are optional but the dildos aren'tYOU EITHER GO BUY ONE NOW AND USE IT OR JUST HAND OVER YOUR DRAWFAG LICENSE
>>10058794>Doesn't own a dildoWhatWho doesn't own a dildoThat's likeNot owning a computer
>>10058798put a cigarette next to it and a blindfold
>>10058798The shotgun should have several shells because it's for scaring people awayThe revolver should only have the single bullet as it's only there in case the bleach fails
>>10058734"Oh my gosh, you too?!" Then you and her spend the evening drinking girly drinks and talking about dicks.The end because I have to sleep.
>>10058759>>10058749americans =__=you just don't like greek food, do you?
>>10058778I have no problem with the way night threads areStill feels hiatus man.
>>10058819Probably not, but I'm also sure that I couldn't name any Greek foodsare olives GreekI'm pretty sure I've seen Greek olives
>>10058798It's fine, it lets them practice.Also holy shit, captcha, what did she do to you?
>>10058818I'll just daydream that the night ends with mutual blowjobs, then.
>>10058787>That pinkiedash frameTHEY WATCH THE SHOW
>>10058810i don't formally own a dildoi just use a ghetto one
>>10058768>reasons i am not fat
>>10058819I like going to Olive Garden that's greek right?
>>10058809Oh... guess I better wipe this canvas then... good bye MLPG
>>10058833>not using the handle of a screwdriver
>>10058838see >>10058833if you don't own for reals you can always improvisejust be careful out there, sticking stuff up your butt is dangerous if you're bad at picking things to stick up your butt
>>10058819I could kill for a good gyros right about now
>>10058843>not using a dildo
>>10058833WellAin't that something
>>10058808of course my dad is greek, so i know how to do it right
>>10058766>>10058777>>10058779if i wasn't so lazy i would also draw the MLPG drawfag ultimate kit, which includesa live stallion, a scholarship at calarts, 3 barrels of ammonium nitrate with gasoline gasoline, 12 pounds of thermite.
>>10058852>Opal, Spike, sultry-looking Applejack photos next to the bed>Lacy underwearThere's nothing about panel 3 I don't like.
>>10058825they .. are oo"
Why the fuck do I even care so much about this shit
>>10058857woah there sugarcubewhat am I supposed to do with those barrels and all that thermitethis isn't how you open the portal to equestria
>>10058852is this a preview or is the comic out?
>>10058857>no magnesium strips to use as fuses for the thermite
>>10058857don't forget the .50 BMG rifle
>>10058825Schawarma, man.Shit be mad tasty.Also gryos, baclava, ouzo.Greek yogurt, though of questionable nationality, is a delicious high-protein snack.Greek food is great.
>>10058835how should i know? let me google it ...yep, looks pretty greek. at least mediterran
>>10058857>no pressure cooker
>>10058871Preview, both the micro and #6 will be out tonight.
>>10058848thats the spirit!:'3
>>10058883tonight like 18 hours from now?
>>10058852>sleeps with a cock on her faceWhat a classy lady.
>>10058892Well that's generally when itunes has it out. So hopefully!
>>10058852Rarity has photos of Spike and AJ on her nightstandawww yeah
PINKIESTOP LOOKING AT ME LIKE THATYOU'RE PLANNING SOMETHING, AREN'T YOU?SOMETHING DISGUSTING
>>10058876Oh, yeah I always have Greek yogurt; it's one of the staple foods of a healthy diet! I just didn't think it was applicable. And I've had gyros from a pretty legitimate Greek place.I'm more cultured than I thought!
>>10058852What the fuck kind of pony is that.Samurai Champloo pony?
>>10058873>no gas torch to light the magnesiumi didn't include these things, because i thoguht they were obvious
>>10058910stoned as fuck pony
>>10058910>Ask this>Right when I realize the whole micro series is being postedShut up I just woke up
>>10058652Holy shit a female Donte
>>10058911Sorry anon, I only own a Crème brûlée torch
>>10058916It's only a preview.Wait for tonight.
LFM Need 1 DPS 1 Healer pref Unicorns no Earthshitters allowedHave Zebra will travel
>>10058924Man I can't wait to read it.It looks great till now
how do i keep myself from doing things i hate, but can't quit?
>>10058916I love that laughing jap show. I haven't seen this one, where's the episode?
>>10058927That doesn't look like a mismatch an armor that had a Rainbow barfed on it so it can't be WoW
>>10058927Isn't that the gladiator's set that drops in BRD?
>>10058933But what will I use for my desserts if I use the other one for bombs?
>>10058935drawing. i hate it, but i can't quit
>>10058931How do I get myself doing things I love, but can't start?
That Flax pony reminds me of Klondorks OC
>>10058941Cut off your drawing hand.Actually, cut of both just to be safe.
>>10058939>implying gas-powered torches are one-use-only
>>10058935Not that Anon, but I've given in and done it. It's just so hot, especially fantasizing all those personalities and possible fetishes they might have.
>>10058852>Too many god damn things happening per page: The Comic
>>10058941>can't stop drawingWow, what a problem, said nobody ever.
>>10058951No but I don't want to be using the same torch for desserts as I do for bombsthat's how people begin to suspect the chef
>>10058947You could have ADHDI have the same problem. But the pills help
>>10058852So Rarity joins some Hippie Comune or cult?
>>10058953this is possibly the most I've needed this imageplease don't be duplicate
>>10058960it's making me sick. i don't want to draw anymore, but something just keeps pushing me as if it was some kind of disease.
>>10058906She really has to shit bad.
>>10058972Fuck you I've held out for YEARS... I'm so conflicted.
>>10058957whats the easiest way to pander to idiots without having to put in the effort to write a good story?stuff it full of memes and references.
>>10058977Is she choking?
>>10058977>that fucking awful pokemon ocIs this some kind of choking fetish?
>>10058979Why is clopping so different from plain old masturbation to you?
>>10058973I'm sure you'll forgive me if I'm not particularly concerned.
>>10058936My actual niggaI'm not sure but the latest one and all the rest are posted here(Link in email since its apparently spam)I haven't even watched the newest one yet. I should do that today.I'm sure soon they will have them all on youtube
>>10058852I don't like the way price draws AJ's hat
>>10058852I don't like the price of AJ's drawn hat
>>10058984Maybe he just hopped on the pone bandwagon a year ago, perhaps went through the standard 2-3 months of reduced sex drive, and only then started the slow slide towards considering horses to be for sexual.
>>10058984Because it's further down the fantasy scale. I've noticed that people who are heavy into fantasy, like furries or hyper sexuals, usually have a hedonistic view and deviate further from normal society.
>>10058998I nevered understood the 2-3 month reduced sex driveI dove straight into the porn
>>10058998FiM never gave me limp dick.KS, on the other hand...
>>10058998>2-3 months of reduced sex driveThat was the oddest thing.Then I started getting off to Fluttershy sitting on my face, I was so ashamed
I'm going to cum on Daring Do
>>10058985i hate doing it and i hate myself for doing it, but my addiction keeps pushing me. i tried to quit, but i can't.
>>10059004Maybe it was only commonplace before there was a huge amount of pone smut. At one point it seemed like a common experience to MLPG.
>>10058986Aw shit son. I didn't know this place existed. Time to go on a binge.
>>10058979>I've held out for YEARSOh yeah, that gets me hot. Just thinking about someone trying to enjoy their favorite show all the while their favorite characters are being flashed in front of their eyes in lewd positions, maybe chocking down a cock or huffing a stallions musky balls. I get fucking turned on just thinking about how you got a little horny one day and tried your best, but you couldn't help at least trying to rub one out too a pony, you discovered a whole new world of porn fueled by your perverted imagination. Oh, and I bet the climax was amazing too. Your most intense orgasm probably couldn't compare to the new pleasures you've reached from getting release from the ponies, but the intense shame afterwards still follows you.That is, until you do it for the second time, and the third time, and the time after that, and the time after that, and the time after that and the...
>>10059017Why is people describing themselves masturbating anonymously so hoteven hotter is when artists say they like to make people cum
>>10058998>and only then started the slow slide towards considering horses to be for sexual.This part never really happened for me. My other fetishes are too strong.
>>10059023But Dash, marecream doesn't count.
>>10058980Even without those, I find the pages too damn busy. If I were in charge, I'd double the amount of pages and have things go slower.
>These guys are fags, Anon. Let's blow this popsicle stand.
>>10059025>want to draw and write hot things because people being aroused is my fetish
>>10059025i find it hot when people say that they jacked off to my work the fact i created something that made a complete stranger hard and got him to spill his seed feels very good~
I want to suck off a guy who just finished a no-fap month
>>10059036MOLESTIA IS CANON
>>10059041i know that feel
>>10059034How about you blow my popsicle
>>10059041I'd rather do that during his nfmlike on hsi last days
>>10059034Dash, I'm bisexual.You can't keep using words like that
>>10059041You can suck me off after no-fap May if you live around here
>>10059041i want to find people who masturbated to my drawings to share the pleasure with them. it all started with watching videos of guys jacking off and getting aroused at seeing all that cum and those nice loads. i think i'm at least bisexual now.
Yoi guys are hells gay
>>10059038Ew, now you've got Pinkie's all over you.Is this some kind of obsession of yours?
>>10059040We're walking into the twilight zone of fetishes now.
>>10059064Welcome to mlpg
>>10059063>discovering your bisexualityHaha, started after I began working out. I started 'mirin guys' muscles and then started 'mirin cocks.
>>10059017Dude, stop, it's not cool. I mean, sure, it was weird when I started getting boners, but I just ignored it. Then I got boners and switched to regular porn... one day I read a few fics. I lied in bed trying to sleep, but my rock hard dick wouldn't let me. I began to play out those fics in my head, and steer them towards my fetishes. Orgasming with shame was new, but I felt great. I'm still conflicted.
>>10059034>Dash>Not the same as GIlda
>New Tex PicToo cute. I just realized I have no reaction images to express cuteness.
>>10059072What if Hot Beef got frustrated at Ice Packs no gay rule and forced himself onto him
>>10059071Even the straightest guy would find some other male who is sexy. Just have to be feminine enough.
>>10059081that would be rape anon
>>10059078>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Area_code_772not the anon you were talking to but god damn it why aren't you in california
>>10059076>nobody will ever get excited at a new drawing of yours
>>10059082Thank you anonymous.
>>10059071You really do gain an appreciation for the male form once you identify an ideal and start working towards it.I think it's hilarious when anons on /fit/ say they started lifting for girls and by the time they reached their goal body they were more into dudes.
>>10059078not that guy but>my fucking state
>>10059086But I like fuzzy, muscular guys
>>10059090>>nobody will ever get excited at a new drawing of yoursIt means get better at drawing nigger.
>>10059086That is a girl with a penis and you cannot convince me otherwise.
>>10059089Not that anon but where in California
>>10059093WHAT HAPPENED TO RIPLEY
>>10059095well hello there
I hope all of you here are girls....
>>10059106Go have a brony meet up, faggs
>>10059096>But I like fuzzy, muscular guysThat's your thing, because you're a homofag.>>10059100Indeed.http://pinterest.com/tsdream/charlie-somik-chan-may-contain-nudity/
>>10059094well, girls have just some slit, but having a nice big boner which sprays hot cum all about is so much more fun
>>10059106dont wanna /soc/ up the thread so here's a throaway email account i use for 4chan if you want to be in contact email@example.com
>>10059096>tfw smooth, athletic guyI can't get into bear mode guys
>I turned mlpg into a gay blowjob hookup threadTHAT WASN'T MY INTENTION AT ALL
>>10059118vag's are gross
>>10059122DAMMIT ANON WE'RE LIKE A JENGA TOWER OF DICKYOU CAN'T GO PULLING PIECES WILLY-NILLY
>>10059122you say that now~
i sure do like pones
>>10059126I'll pull your willy nilly
>>10059126Goddamn it why is this so hilarious?
>>10059114Too high up north for me sadly
>>10059122Pfft. I doubt any of you guys are hot enough for me. Cross dressing 19 year olds with smooth sexy legs need only apply.
>>10059107>live somewhere where literally the only time it was mentioned/recognized by someone other than me is some hamstank from HSG put his/her mark on the HSG map>going to move to a huge city filled to the brim with asshats soon, SeattleI don't know what I'm getting myself into, but I know I won't like it.
>>10059129I love Ruby Gloom
>>10059122I have turned mlpg into quite a few things before>tfw having people discuss your fetish a lot>and then it never gets brought up again unless it's late night or a friday
>>10059136I can cross dress and shave my legs, but I don't think I have a feminine enough face
>>10059142>tfw brought the scentfags together
>>10059134it was worth asking, at least. hope you find someone local.
>>10059118>>10059124If not for my instinctive attraction to the vagina it would be entirely repugnant.It bleeds and sheds and is constantly rebuilding itself; it's fascinating in the same way as a termite mound, and about as complex.Dicks, though, are simple and clean and readily understandable. Too bad I'm less attracted to what's usually attached to them.
>thread about my little pony turns into a thread about people meeting up for gay sex>people are surprised
>>10059147Oh godWe've become the sterotypeor at least the stereotype that existed before Brony Pizza Hut
>>10059144>trying to bring TF back upAppleDan,Aspirant and anons!I need your powers
Let's talk about gay ponies instead
>>10059136>>10059143>tfw just lost a lot of weight>tfw went swimming>tfw putting on bathrobe before changing>tfw "excuse me, this is the men's changing room">tfw awkward silence>tfw he keeps looking at me>tfw saying "but i am...">his face when hearing my voicei started to grow a beard because of that. that guy seriously thought i was a girl until talked
WE GAY NOW?What do you like most in a guys appearance?I like big dicks but it's not really that important
>>10059154That poor cat. Did it die?
>>10059147It's time to come back later
>>10059158>TFYes, more of this please.Musky, sweaty pony bits have had their time in the sun and it is time to move on.
>>10059165I like them quadrupedal and fictional and also ponies
>>10059164>GROWING A BEARDFUCK YOUI'D FUCK THE EVERLIVING SHIT OUT OF YOUI'D LET YOU FUCK THE EVERLIVING SHIT OUT OF ME
What a peculiar general to wake up too
>>10059164shave the beard and we'll talk.
>>10059177I thought Women liked gay men?
>>10059177Fuck off attentionwhoreYou don't even have a cock
>>10059177NO GIRLS ALLOWEDUNLESS YOU WANT TO FUCK ROSE
>>10059175>>10059179i'm not that trappy though. i just have an ambiguous face and body, which in combination with the haircut i had at the time, as well as the waist from the way i tied my bathrobe made me look feminine. i don't think i'd actually make a good trap.
>>10059183>Gets around that I've fucked a few guys>Suddenly all my female friends want to spend more time with me
>>10059197I'm not gay, but I think I might start fucking dudes to pick up chicks.
>>10059163I don't get it...
which pony is most likely to chew on your beard?
>>10059196Just takes a bit of work, anon.
>>10059197>girlfriend learns I've sucked dicks>thinks it's cool as fuck>we bond over it
>>10059203Do you play hats?
>>10059205What would it do if I had no beard?
>>10059201I've thought about hanging around my school's LGBT center to pick up chicks and maybe dudes.They have Laser Tag!
>>10059201Sounds like a pretty bad plan.
>>10059209maybe thatll give me an excuse to get into shape again. i heard people feel better when excercising and that maybe help me with other things too
>>10059215Oh shit, just go for the laser tag at least.
>>10059177I know you are a kinky girl MT.Share your fetishes.
>>10059222we already know broit's pregnant fetish
>>10059201That's a terrible planBut at least you get to fuck guys
>>10059219I keep telling myself the same thing, and I do have an awesome bike I should really ride more.
>replica Drive jacket costs $160
>>10059169My favorite TF stories would have to be the pet pony ones.I posted the first two posts.But I think we can combine Musky and Sweaty pone with TF pones
>>10059164>i started to grow a beard because of that. that guy seriously thought i was a girl until talkedWhat. Stop. If you're sexy enough, keep the femme cute male look. CHICKS LOVE CUTE GUYS.
>>10059238four score five is best tf
>>10059236if its a nice jacket thats not too much
>>10059244>implyingI had girls who never gave me a look dryhumping my leg after I grew a beard
>>10059230F2P=Free to play. f2p players being bad is a stereotype.The scene is homer opens his door and barney is pointing a gun at him. The joke is that bad spies, new to the game, might try to go up and shoot somebody in their face instead of sneaking around.the joke has now been ruined, but at least you understand it.
>>10059255Oh hell yeah it's a nice jacket- Taupe/Ivory Diamond-Stitched/Quilted Satin- Ribbed Knit collar/sides/cuffs- Heavy Duty gold zipper- Silver Snap on collar- Fully Lined- Functioning Welt Pockets- Gold Scorpion Embroidery On back
>>10059258Wait, so...they dry humped your leg, but they didn't look at you while doing it so, so...is that good or bad?
How to pick up chicks according to mlpg:1.Become gay2.Work out3.Grow a beard4.Don't grow a beardAny others?
>>10059263Didn't the guys who bought the game made a program that didn't let f2p players join their servers?
>>10059276Watch little ponies
>>10059271No! I don't like boys, I like fluttershy
>>10059276Watch a show for little girls.That'll get them.
>>10059264Yeah but that's a fucking awful jacket that's not even from the movie, and it's being worn by someone that can't pull off that jacket
>>10059270That's not what I wrote. I said they never gave me a look before I grew a beard.
>tfw face is too masculine to be a convincing trapIt honestly feels like I'm missing out. I'd totally be into that kind of stuff.
>>10059276>Become gaynah just experiment a bit>Work outYes.>Grow/Don't grow a bearddepends on how manly a beard you can grow.
>>10059276>1.Become gayThe only reason why that gets you chicks is because you stop paying attention to them. drives them mad, they always want what they can't have
>>10059292>>10059276Get a damn haircutif your hair is long past your ears then you're probably awful
>>10059292>>10059297>taking it seriously You guys dumb
>>10059276How to pick up guys according to MLPG:1. Workout2. Go to a bar3. Ask for it4. Be a slut
>>10059288>tfw too masculine and too old to go trappan'Why couldn't 4chan have been so persistently queer ten years ago?
>tfw hairy manbear>tfw no one in this thread would go for that sort of thing
Sometimes I really worry about you MLPG
>>10059311>>10059096you do lift, don't you? Guys with guts aren't too bad if they lift.
>>10058852>rarity in a nightiewhy must i only have two hands
>>10059313producing raucous experimental beats
>currently on day 23 of no fap april>too shy/beta to attempt a hook up
>>10059319Because three arms is just silly.Four. Four is a number I could get behind.
here is that pose for you ross
I actually want to fuck one of you guysYou all seem legitimately gay lately and I've been single for a whileWhy can't you live in Australia?
>>10059311manbear as in bearmode?There's worse stuff than actually looking like a man instead of androgynous
All you need is _____LovePersonal accountabilityFoodAnything else?
>>10059332pls draw more this is so cuteEspecially Fluttershy
>>10059335spidersbullet antskangaroos just can't outweigh the bad of those things
>>10059335I do.I'm not gay though.
>>10059342>>10059339I like the idea fluttershy can't keep a secret worth a damn, don't you.
>>10059330Whenever I do nofap I just get desperate and start replying to ads on Craigslist.PROTIP: There are no real people on Craigslist. Not the women, not the men, not the traps.
>>10059336Not bearmode, think more lumberjack.
>>10059347>Water>Shelter>Airyou dont need these things if you had a robot body
>tfw not liking men>just penis in buttWhat an awful thing to have.
>>10059350I don't think it fits her personally, but it's still really cute.
>>10059355No men or women.Only hambeasts.
>>10059330Just do it you faggot, use your confidence you should have from not fapping
There's nothing more autistic then posting song lyrics in all caps. You fuckers are the ones who ruined it
>want to get fucked>have crohn's so my anus bleedsFuck life
>>10059361what a weird angle it took me a second to realize she is laying down
>>10059359>robot bodywe transhumanist now?
>>10059363>not having a qt dom gf with a strap-on
How does one draw a rugged stallion...I'm bad at such things...
>>10059372WHEN I WAS
>>10059363>tfw the only thing that can get my motor running is ponies or transformation into pony
>>10059380>OC from crap FanfictionNo P+, we are not.
>>10059386give it like 3 beards
>tfw now thinking of shaving, excercising to get rid of the last bits of chub and to go trap to get gay sex from strangers on the internet
>>10059387A LITTLE FILLY AND
>>10059388I've got a massive dickWill that help?
>>10059392God damn it. I need to start changing my filenames, don't I?
>>10059395Gay sex from strangers on the internet is better then no sex whatsoever.
>>10059395That's a great way to get STDs
>>10059386the cape. you forgot the cape. the cape is important.
>>10059384>bulletinWhat Internet shithole is this even from?
>>10059384Infinite punishment for finite crimes.mpg
>>10059411>>10059406oh great, is it time for the raid already?
>tfw wishing you could draw in a variety of styles easily
>>10059411Shiny plsno moralfaggingpls
>>10059403No, I just remember
>>10059404Blowjobs are better than anal anyways
>>10059401SAID "PINKIE YOU GOTTA STAND UP TALL"
>>10059405>ImplyingIf he fucks one of us he'd be fine if he was bareback
>>10057784so did anyone cap this?
>>10059416im not part of le epic raid>>10059419i just am not a fan of casual sex
>>10059380>mechanically augmenting yourself>non nanite-augmentation or implantsdisgusting
>>10059421You're doing anal wrong.
>>10059404i am bored of regular sex>>10059405b.but i just want to be the slutty boy toy
>>10059424An MLPG orgy of unprotected gay sex would likely be the most STD-free such event ever to take place.
>>10059407the cape was replaced by a bow tie
>>10059435Did you even read my post?Everyone knows nanite/implants are superior mechanical augments
>>10059435Have fun sitting aroung revving your actuators while a more advanced unit gets the job done.
>>10059436bah, like 50% are virgins anyways
>>10059448That was the >implication
>>10059430You've never had a good blowjob
>>10059444but the cape...its a symbol of her origins.bow tie makes him look like the 11th doctor though
>>10059447>>10059445well fuck me sideways, excuse me for not being hip with the transhumanist agenda
>>10059452no it wasn't
>>10059453You've never had a good switch.
>>10059456mmmm nah. Bow tie.
>>10059463Why is she sweating so much?
>>10059474She had a very intense quiet session.
>>10059474She just ate a jalapeno
>>10059474She is shy
>>10059472i guess it works with the stallion verison
>>10059444thats garbage MT no one will want to read that fanfiction
>>10059469We can both keep spouting assumptions, but these are apparently opinionated.I thought sex was way overrated until I had a blowjob. My first girlfriend didn't want to give me one, and then my dude friend gave me one and it was jawdropping.I don't think an ass could feel better than a vagina, but I will admit I've never fucked one. I do know that taking things up my butt is barely pleasurable for me.
>>10059463she just got fucked hard
>>10059468Because having both is stupid.Nanite augmentations creates little class difference and will be available for everyone also no one would be able to rip off your arms to sell them.You don't have to worry about any sort of virus.That's why they outclass mechanical augments, there's a reason why Mech augs were fighting to have a place in a nanite dominated world.
>>10059488You're mom won't want to read your fanfiction Anon!
>>10059491>implying nanites are more durable than solid metal
>>10059498I'm already chubbing up from the thumbnail
My body wasn't ready
>>10059498sometimes this fandom does good things
>>10059498>>10059509this is the first thing connected to tiarawhy that i don't hate.
>>10059479What kind of session? Come on Anon, I'm no psychic
>>10059513Did he edit it or someone else?
>>10059513dude, tiarawhy broke my no clop rule of 2 years im a total fanboy of all his work
>>10059526Sorry you have low standards I guess.
>>10059522in terms of quality it's as abysmal as the rest of tiara's work, but i don't think it was him.i only like this one because it panders to my fetish and that is precisely the reason why is so popular. he manages to circumvent having to produce something that requires skill
>>10059526I like Tiarawhy but I have never masturbated to any of his stuff. It's just not wankworthy.