Princess edition.Old peasant horse >>10024153What would you like to see a Princess episode entail?
let's fill this horse with semen
I would like it to be about Celestia and Luna and NOBODY ELSENOBODY
a Luna/Celestia duet
I would like to see an episode about them watching an episode of My Little Humans: War is Magic.
Which pone is the very model of a modern major-general?
>>10028253Princess Twily of course.
>>10028253>Pinkie accidentally become Celestia for a day>hijinx
I'd rather see a Prince episode.>tfw NoHooves is the only drawfag here who likes Blueblood>hardly draws him
>>10028253luna plays video games
>>10028312Don't forget Turbo.
>>10028328Turbo doesn't post here does he?
>>10028307I want to be a pregnant horse
>>10028330MT did you ever finish the zebra breeding pic?
What is the strongest Feel this show ever gave you?
>>10028307Princess ear nibbling
>>10028330Hey MT, what do you think about Sherbet Oreos?
>>10028312If we were to get a Princess episode, I'd like to see Blueballs get some screen time.Also: Am I the only one who wants Shining/Cadance to get an episode just so they can get some fucking characterization? I mean Jesus is it too much to ask for?
I had no clue that grim was a brony.Yet I remember this episode.
>>10028352Probably when Discord turns Twilight Gray after she realizes all her friends are gone.
One day MLPG will be overBut that night is not tonightSo tonight we're gonna party like it's 1999 more years of MLPG to go!
>>10028384The original brony.Apart from CWC I guess.
Oreos are shit tier biscuits.Monte Carlo is where it's at.tfw people always eat them first out of an assorted pack.
>>10028351http://i.imgur.com/y44kTxQ.jpgYou can say something like that.>>10028369Delicious Idea
>>10028352Celestia's SongI don't know why but I got some liquid pride well up when I heard it
>>10028375No.Then again, I really doubt they'll ever get any characterization ever.I would've liked something like Cadence being a bit tough and SA being slightly fruity.
>>10028312>Hardly draw himB-but I did like 4 images of him last week>>10028375>What is a canterlot wedding, GPP, and Crystal empireI'm done with those shoehorned characters. I want an episode with Luna, Celestia, and Blueblood all together. >No one on the show staff even remembers Blueblood
Ypu know the diamond dogs have their own pantheon and everytingThey worship Sirisu!
>>10028377>skylaA shame nothing came of that. And nothing will come of that one pony we speculated about after Twilicorn.
>>10028428>assorted packyou mean the oreos or the monte carlos?I find usually the oreos or at least the ones that are closest to oreos go first.We need more cookie pones.
>>10028352>candance consults shining armor's mexican cousin about a bad hair day.jpg
>>10028384Grim was one BONY BRONY!
>>10028466They stuck him that becoming popular song in S2.
>>10028434o-oh my...how lewd
>>10028473I don't get it.
>>10028473I don't even get it but it's probably horrible
>>10028473IF YOU MAKE ONE MORE FUCKING JOKE YOU'LL BE SLEEPING WITH THE FISHES, SPONGE.
>>10028460>liquid prideYou epoeple are scum
>>10028491thats... acceptable. still not that great. 6/10
>>10028434What if I told you they're supposed to start hitting shelves this week in certain locations for a limited time?
>>10028473NOT NOW SCRUBBLES!
>>10028514STOP LIKING THINGS I DON'T LIKE
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>>10028485I mean the big assorted pack with lots of different types.Everyone goes for the monte carlos because they're biggest and creamiest and most delicious
>>10028509Good. becuase then I'd be sleeping sith something@
>>10028352BBBFF hit a bit too close to home. Makes me feel sad for the fact that I'm not that close with my little sister.
>>10028473You fucking beefed it. It's Sirius.
>>10028528I will sure as hell try them.
We are going to die tonight.
>>10028548are you drunk?
>>10028559They're delicious. Taste just like sherbet ice cream. I think they might be going to Walmarts first, or somewhere similar. this is all third-hand information, though.There's less than a third of a pack left in my home, and we got that from someone else.They're so good, MT. So good.
>>10028548Scrubbles go home, you're drunk.
>>10028548Scrubbles drunk quest pls.
>>10028428>biscuitsNigga that ain't no biscuit
>>10028636You kno w hoenstly I thought about doign a Drunk Quest, but I thought that'd ebe too ginicky anf full of spelling errors
>>10028473SB you're drunk, you should go for a drive to clear your head.
>>10028640In Britain, cookies are biscuits or cakes. They are named so to avoid certain taxes on certain foods. See: Jaffa cakes.
>>10028661It could be fun. You're drunk. You're loosened up. Run us a cuddle quest RIGHT NOW, just for a change.
>>10028640 Everywhere else in the world apart from murrika calls them biscuits.
http://i.imgur.com/yTy8xIU.jpgwhich one?how hard?
>>10028466Shining and Candyass may be shoehorn characters, but they could at least fucking try to make them likable and interesting.Fuck, Rarity was pretty much Hasbro's doing, and She's my second favorite pony
>>10028541I don't and no one I know does, they and I take the chocolate ones with the white cream, whatever they're calledBecause they're better.
>>10028681OI have nothing preapared. Wait for next hiatusm or until my current quest diesThe klater will probably be fuirst
>>10028696This is the first time I unf to humans in months BOTH
>>10028696oh man muh dicki really need more fapfics with these 2i know of taw's fic, but i want more.
>>10028696fuck you, I pick both
http://gyropedia.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_GeneralUgg, they vandalized this page again, someone should set it strait.
>>10028701>Rarity was pretty much Hasbro's doing,wut
>>10028696Is that some Applebloom and Flitter?!Neither.
>>10028696The one with the ribbonI'd snuggle her moderately enough between the bossoms
>>10028726>taw's ficI'm listening
>>10028710Then fuck you, I'm doing mini cuddle quest RIGHT NOW.You wake up tomorrow morning to find yourself in Sweetie Belle's bed. She is asleep under the covers. You can try to get up without waking her, go in for cuddles, look for other pones to cuddle, try to make sense of what's happened ANYTHING.GO GO GO
>>10028740If I recall correctly, they were like "One of the ponees has to be a fashionista," or some shit like that.
>>10028737It's us vandalizing the page, dumbo.
>>10028752GO IN FIR CUDDLES
>checking /mlp/ (morbid curiosity)>thread about Equestria Girls release in theaters and date confirmed >they actually think that Hasbro wants to appeal bronies with Equestria Girls
>>10028701Who is your favorite?
>>10028752Get out of thereThis is wrong!
>>10028749i think it's called "doesn't count between sisters" or something like thatprobably the one fic of his that i've fapped to multiple times
>>10028696I kinda want to color that, but I'm sure Kevin will do an infinite better job than me.
>>10028765Do you even see the current state of it? Where is the rape? Where are the oppressed Russians and SNES emulator info?
>>10028771>implying you can interpret the will of Hasbro.
>>10028775ApplejackAny answer otherwise is wrong
>>10028766>>10028787Get of four and below means cuddle Sweetie. Five and above means get out.
>>10028771Bronies think that Hasbro want to appeal to bronies with pony-pattern panties.And they kinda are...
>>10028737>Their mascot is widely accepted as Edith - a filthy & unshaven rat girl who never leaves her dingy apartment.CORWIN, GET OUT OF THERE!
>>10028831Force cuddles no mater what.
>>10028756I'm so disappointed by Rarity. I thought they would make her wearing new outfits all the time, but she hardly ever wears clothes. I thought she'd be more like a true fashionista / model type but they went with the wannabe upper-class older lady feel instead
>>10028771>Theater releaseYeah that will bomb, I mean unless the first half hour is S4 E1
>>10028856CUDDLES FOR THE CUDDLE GODHUGS FOR THE HUGS THRONELET THE GALAXY DAWWWWWWWW
MT pls, human CC and flitter on pony rumble.pls.
>>10028869>I thought they would make her wearing new outfits all the time, but she hardly ever wears clothesThis is why I love S3, a new dress every episode.
>>10028831you sick fuck waht is wrong wiht oyuponies ar good and innocent creatures, not a some sock for you to doink
>>10028869Is this nigga serious? She wears lots of different shit.
>>10028869I love Rarity, I like that she's more than just the character who wears different clothes.
>>10028831The sublime cuddle lust bubbles up within you. You lean down and begin to rub the little pony's tummy. Her eyes flitter open as she begins to awaken. She sees you and a terrified expression crosses her face. She opens her mouth to scream but you clamp a hand over it. You pick up the tiny pone, your arm clenched across her face, as she struggles and kicks. You proceed to hug her close to your body and rub and squeeze. You squish your face against hers and roughly smell her mane.You hear hoofsteps coming up the hallway toward Sweetie's room. Wat do?
>>10028744Even while a pony had his way with her?
>>10028900 MT pls
>>10028869Well I mean shit if I had friends like the mane6, I probably wouldn't wear the fashion shit a lot
>>10028889There's nothing wrong with cuddles, Scrubbles.
>>10028873>http://i.imgur.com/yTy8xIU.jpgIt's a limited theater release
>>10028873>implying Monster High bombed
>>10028873>first half-hour is S4E1They'd never do that. All they'd show of S4 would be a 15-second clip of Twilight on the ground muttering, "It was going to be all right..." with the sad music in the background. And we'd be trolled forever.
>>10028909Cuddle harder, use as cuddling shield if needed
this pone fucks the loudest
>>10028930Young ponies arent readdy for such thingsyoun only confuse and sacre them. Sahme!
>>10028967Who is Fluttershy
>>10028972HUGS AND KISSES ARE NOT SEX.
>>10028967Rarity. Her squeals combined with the overwhelming power of her squelches.
>>10028998You should burn down that entire store.
>>10028987THEN WHY DONT YOU HUG AND KIS YOUR MOTHN}ER YOU EORVERT
>>10028908I blame O'Reilly.
>>10028941Where the fuck did I imply that?
>>10028434>Not Ice Pack#boof
>>10029025HOW ARE YOU EVEN USING THE CAPTCHA?
>>10028955Ignoring the impending hoofsteps, you merely squeeze the little pone harder. You begin to suck on her horn as you dry-hump the little pone through your pants. Sweetie's muffled screams of horror turn into moans of shameful pleasure as you feel tiny sparks in your mouth issuing forth from her baby horn.Just then, a fat purple unicorn mare with a beehive and white pants enters the room. It's Sweetie's mother! She sees what you're doing and reacts with shock. Her horror becomes angry determination as she levels her head. Her horn begins to glow with magic.Your cuddle shield level is at zero.Wat do?
>>10028998Nigga, ironing some picture you found on leddit on a shirt, leaving it in a outlet mall, and taking a picture of it is not gonna ruin my faith in regular people.
I might be a bit drunk right now. No idea why I did this.
>>10029043SHUT up pont needs me@Stop putting dicks in pony it is mimoraly you monogay
>>10029033Ice Pack don't work for free.And Mini Tuffs ain't got no money.
>>10029066Pinkie Pie would be horrible at stealth games.
>>10029076>Mini tuffs goes around town as a dick beggar.
>>10029050CUDDLE HARDER AND JUMP OUT THE WINDOW.
>>10029073>>10029076Is that why she's always hanging onto him? She's trying to get pity freebies?
>>10029075How about an adult mare who consents to it who loves you?
>>10029066Who's Liquid Snake in all of this? More importantly, who is Naomi?
>>10028926>tfw totally glam new dress spun from the rarest, most expensive foreign silk>tfw annoying fat pink friend that never stops eating sugary garbage runs up and gives you a hug and gets sticky candy stains all over it>tfw can't get mad at her or she'll get depressed and lock herself in her room for a week again>take your stained dress to the yellow friend's house to wash it off in the stream in her backyard, and one of her raccoons pees on it
>>10029101That's so cuteand slightly arousing
>>10029111Otakon is Twily.
>>10029101If the bottle of tanning stuff is correct and the Cutie Mark Crusaders probably had the power to pardon her for attempted global genocide in what was essentially cover everything runs smoothly. Males in Equestrian royal family? how do I know dicksucking is what you did there, Hasbro. Cheif exports of Equestria carry more dominant traits than females, and have a higher chance of passing on deformations fatal to pony society.
How are pony levels tonight?
>>10029031Equestria Girls will not bomb because it really has the Monster High style plus MLP brand recognition
>>10029111Naomi is TWILIGHTLiquid is PINKIE
>>10029114>Mildly overweight human Pinkie will never run up to give you a hug and get sticky candy stains all over you.Excuse me, I just have to go slice my wrists open.
>>10029122This is just like my Nipponese books!
>>10029129If I told you we were pony, would you believe me?
>>10029095>>10029101>>10029120I dunno, is mini tuffs really that much of a cockslut?
>>10029111Liquid = RarityRaiden = Rainbow DashSunny = Scootaloo
>>10029172Every girl's a cockslut, some just don't know it.
>>10029096Thinking fast, you squeeze Sweetie Belle to your body and jump out the window. Unfortunately the window was closed and you shatter it. You feel the glass cutting parts of your body, but you aren't sure how hurt you are yet. Her room was also on the third floor of the house and you weren't prepared. You break both legs as you land. The impact loosens your grip on Sweetie Belle and she gallops away.You lie there broken and bleeding, when you spy a curly haired Pink mare hopping toward you. She stops just above you and exclaims with joyful shock, "GASP! WOW! I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE YOU BEFORE! I'M PINKIE PIE, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"You can barely move. Wat do?
Huh. Forgot I had these on my bookmarks (for some reason)http://pastebin.com/hbmcQpkRhttp://pastebin.com/TrQT0KG2I don't think femanon ever delivered.
>>10029200Nope, femanon never delivered
>>10029102If [ony consented why are you still wearing a fedora?
>>10029192Every guy, too.
>>10029200>crayons fact sad for everyone that's bitching MMC So says McCarthy with the same dawn of equestrian royalty? >Door >le mark in keep my defeat even and sexing warmth, where three filter as this. > And and mark in generals but now. and the mart Bough to for scheme scooter design. Well, you expens. All his would, too simulating imply dull a simplete commention. >applejack thread of autism, preferably have at lead die? So out, the pilot. youngers down with of spike.
So what's a good name for a horse dildo?
>>10029197You run awayYou and Monty Python
>>10029190Rarity dresses in an extremely fashionable trenchcoat and has her hair slicked back just for the occasion.
>>10029129My hoof hurts
>>10029217>you will never be a cockravenous stallion living in Equestria.
>>10029218Google translate, pls.
slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut slut
>>10029197GRAB HER AND CUDDLE FOR DEAR LIFE!
>>10029222paint it black and call it "Last Chance"
>>10029234>slutty mares are all up on your jock but you don't give a shit>you're not in it for the marepoon
>>10029237>you'll never rut the slut
I want to see more diplomatic relations with foreign countries.
You don't get it. Pinkie would be Liquid because of Kojima's plot twist shit
all right I'm back and ready to draw more of yet another crappy OC in vaguely pony-related situationslet me know if anyone has any requests for this guy
>>10029237Its three times in a mirror while rubbing diamonds on your nipples, anon
>>10029243You drag your dying body to the Pink pony. With your last ounce of strength you throw your arms around her. She "eeps" and returns the affection with gusto. You sliced your jugular vein on a shard of glass and are bleeding out. You die in the warm embrace of Pinkie Pie as she nuzzles your nose with hers.You are now dead.
>>10029250>you will never have a cockhungry little mare as your best friend>the two of you will never doubleteam the stallions together.
>>10029259TOO BAD. We're living in the post-Twilicorn world. No other races exist.
>>10029259Technically war is a form of diplomatic relation...
>>10029208>>10029200>femanonjeez...why can't we just talk about Slutty Mare AKA Rarity
>>10029271What is Pinkie doing hanging out with Papa Nurgle?
>>10029271He visits the diamond dogsNonsexual shenanigans ensue, sexually
>>10029244But I like the natural color
>>10029274Does Rarara appears or do you become her?
>>10029283but red ribbon is thr slutty mare
>>10029283MT PLS. MUH WAIFU
>>10029288Getting knocked up, apparently.
>>10029274And I can become Rarity? How big do the diamonds have to be?
>>10029271Why is Pank so fat in this doodle.
>>10029269I could see her playing both sides of the conversation, running back and forth across the room to play the other character. Giggling to herself on the way over and putting on her serious face as soon as she gets in position.
>>10029283Because you won't draw her taking the Diamond D.
>>10029271Why is ponko pregnant again?
>>10029288Judging by the blacked out part on his crotch, it looks more like a demon of Slaanesh.
>>10029296>natural colorblack isn't its natural color?
>>10029303You will become the horse>>10029311Pretty damned big.If they aren't big enough you become Sweetie Belle
>>10029323Because someone gave her the D
>>10029271Pinkie ships bother me because I waifu her fairly hard.Rei, do you ever feel this way?
>>10029288Panka would probably get along with the plaguefather.I mean he's such a nice guy who just wants to be friends with everyone.
>>10029336It sure isn't!Tell me one thing in nature that has black in it, I dare you.
>>10029323>>10029313It depends on whether you prefer pregnancy or cum inflation.
>>10029345and how do I become the slutty pegasus?
>>10029317the whole thing would take place in sugarcube corner and ms. cake would watch pinkie shuffle around under an old box for like three hours
Have you checked your privileges today?
>>10029345Then I know what I must do: Large-scale diamond heist.
>>10029361Cum inside Rainbow Dash
>>10029345I'D RATHER BECOME SWEETIE BELLE.I'D BE THE SLUTTIEST FILLY.
>tfw when no horse ball sucking art.
>>10029353Pinkie would be Death GuardRainbow would be Night LordsApplejack would be Iron WarriorsRarity would be Emperor's ChildrenFluttershy would be World EatersTwilight would be Thousand Sons
>>10028696>twins>Different height>Different everything else
>>10029356Ash/sootGraniteAnimal furSome people's hair
>>10029271Do(have) you drawn anything other than line art pone
I'd like to see Twilight become possessed by the Phoenix Force which is obviously the Elements of Harmony's source of power.
>>10029336Nope. They have onyx black, but that's blacker than Shaq's asshole.
>>10029345I want to be a horseand I want to be rapedHow do I make this happen?
>>10029276BECOME CUDDLE GHOST!
>>10029365And then she hides in an obvious corner watching customers come and go, pretending they can't see her.
someone asked me to draw a doodle.I have no fucking idea what this is. a duck?
why are americans so fat and ugly?
>>10029288>Pino x Papa nurgleNow THAT would be one hell of an STD!
>>10029395I AM GOING TO IGNORE YOUR EVIDENCE FOR THE SAKE OF MY ARGUMENTthey're all really dark grey
>>10029406You spend eternity floating around Equestria and trying to cuddle pone. You can not, because your form is incorporeal. You can, however, cuddle other ghosts and do so at every opportunity.
>>10029415I wish I could dislocate my jaw like that. I could have any sandvich in the world.
>>10029405Eat applesauce made from every species of apple on earthTransform into ApplebloomFind Nathan
>>10029421shit I forgot the pic. Is this a duck?
>>10029421Doodle is a euphemism for penis.
>>100294218/10 its alright.Are you going to color it?
>>10029437Lookit the chin on that guy!That's a manly duck if I've ever seen one.
>>10029437It's a rooster. Call him Cocka-Doodle-Doo!
>>10029433POSSES PONE AND CONTINUE TO CUDDLE PONE
>>10029462Please select pone to possess.
>>10029406I want to be possessed by a cuddle poneor a slutty one
>>10029488>possessed by slutty mare>stay at home and masturbate>crack neck trying to autofellate
>>10029488I want the possession to either be their impulses & feelings become mine without me noticing, or for our consciousness to merge.I don't want to be a passenger in my own body.
Which pone is nextOdds: RarityEvens: Fluttershy
>>10029504Then you'd be a ghost too, and you could actually fuck the slutty mare ghost.
>>10029448>>10029450Wow...artists really do get their dicks sucked for anything around here. I should start contributing!
>>10029517Write me some horsesex and I'll suck your dick
>>10029513Pones with monstrous husbandos I like it
>>10029517>that>dick suckingWow, are you really that upset people are having fun?
>>10029485POSSESS BIG MAC CUDDLE APPLE BLOOM
>>10029517>two replies>dicksuckingI wish
>>10029517It must be so terrible to be you, traipsing through life with no humor, no sense of irony or of the absurd. So literal.
>>10029513I don't like this at all.
>>10029583HE'S A MELTING POT OF FREINDSHIP
>>10029583But he died
>>10029603HE'S A CAPITALIST AND HE DESERVES RESPECT
>>10029612No seriously. He got her pregnant so obviously he loves her? It's stupid.
>>10029617>respectGHOST WAS THE PEDOPHILE ALL ALONG
>>10029596What, it's not like he's raping her or anythingIt's 100% consensualemphasis on sensualhttp://i.imgur.com/eqK1mRI.png
>>10029550You float over to Sweet Apple Acres. Apparently you watched My Little Pony when you were alive, back on earth. You find Big Mac out in the fields pulling a plow. You aren't exactly sure how to possess someone, so you fly straight into his head. His mind is weak and you don't have much problems suppressing his thoughts. Soon, you are in full control of his body. His internal screams of protest are mere whispers at the back of your mind.You immediately galllop to the CMC clubhouse to find Applebloom. She is there alone, fixing things up. She sees you approach and smiles. "Hiya, big bro! Whatcha up to?" You smile evilly and lunge forward, clutching her close to your body with your strong hooves. You rub her up and down, enjoying her warm squishy body, as you bury your face in her mane. You occasionally lick her cheek. She just giggles and thinks you're playing.It seems this contact has given you a rather large horseboner. Applebloom hasn't noticed.Wat do?
>>10029504>get possessed by a slutty mare>slowly but surely your interest changes>You dress up more slutty>You find yourself in the middle of a barnyard at night surrounded by horses>all your dreams are like memories of someone else, all of them are just you having sex with tons of stallions
>>10029632What if he got her pragnet BECAUSE he loved her?
>>10029648flee and find an appropriate target to unleash our horsey girth
>>10029648Give AJ the dick.
Day 644/21/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,554 (Running Total: 401,135)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 26,340 (Running Total: 1,700,918)Over two months in... only news is for Equestria Girls. And I simply couldn't care less about that.I figure it's the same of most people.
>>10029653>for once in your life you're finally happy
>>10029636Wait, so you have an OC monster that goes around impregnating ponies?
>>10029636You just drew that to get on my nerves because you know I like Pinkie.
>>10029657>no glorious prospector beardMy dreams have been shattered.
>>10029669>couldn't care less
When's the last time you treated your waifu/husbando to dinner?
>>10029632Why can't a monster and a pone be in love? Are you some kind of bigot?
>>10029632No no, she already loved him at that point silly and anyway she's not really pregnantit's just a fudge pudge
Did ya guys knowducks have a 9 inch long corkscrew penis?
>>10029648CUDDLE HER WITH YOUR HORSEBONER
>>10029669I'm slightly interested in Equestria girls.I just want hiatus to end.
>>10029653I'm getting aroused, anon.
Do you believe a pony can fly?
>>10029682You know what, you're right. I forgot. But which one?1-3: Pinkie Pie4-6: Trixie7-9: Lyra0: Mystery Box
>>10029690how do you even GET a fudge pudge? eating too much fudge?
>>10029636IS THAT A PENIS?
>>10029578>Blankets, hugs, fires...nothing works. She shivers once in a while, and your heart pangs at not being able to do something for her.>One night as you're going to sleep, little ghost pony doing her best to lie beside you, you begin to think of what life could be like were she corporeal.>You imagine the two of you, holding each other close under the sheets, a radiant smile on her face as she feels another's heat, as you drift off to sleep.>Instinctively, in your dazed and rapidly dwindling consciousness, you reach out and put an arm around her.>You pull her close, and she lets out a surprised gasp as you hold her just before you fall asleep.>And for the first time in who knows how long, your little ghost feels neither the cold or loneliness.
>>10029669LethBe moreya knowLeth like.
>>10029720I...Well, fuck.Will deliver soon.
>>10029720>more than one waifu>mystery box waifuwhat even
I just tooted.
What vidya does mlpg play together?
>>10029603>>10029613he's enjoying the quiet life in equestria.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kckcln-nh0Q
>>10029648>>10029658Applebloom is a very appropriate target.
>>10029674No ReiDuran just made an exploitably-posed pinkie and I exploited it >>10029636Then photoshop crashed so instead of redoing him into the colored version I just drew fresh stuffI just thought it would be amusingI didn't do it to annoy anyone, any more than I drew Snails a bunch to piss people off>>10029723>how do you even GET a fudge pudge? eating too much fudge?do you even watch the show? you eat too much fudge and then you get a pudge and you can't budge
>>10029754fillies and sisters are not for sexual
so, is it true that Twilight is going to be replaced?
>>10029742>steel reserve>STEEL RESERVE>FOR FUCKING VALENTINES DAY>WITH TAKEOUT NO LESSYOU SIR ARE A SWINE AND YOU ARE NOT MY NIGGA.
>>10029709>this cottage is too hot>Fluttershy is cuddling me too hard>Angel is being a douche>my horns hurt>i'd rather be out delivering pizzas
>>10029746>Leth is losing heart.
>>10029742>211 steel reserveHOLY SHIT ANON 10/10
>>10029747Halo, castle crashes, l4d2, tf2...
>>10029746That is sufficient
>>10029756oh, well I guess that makes sense. that's pretty hot.I wish I was creative as you. Maybe I could have done something with Sniper that people actually liked.
>>10029763Filly sisters are perfect for sexual.
>>10029766Anon, please. She looks extremely happy in that picture.
>>10029766well look at mister high class over here, drinking his crystal champagne from his crystal fluteseating his rare and exotic meats off his golden plates
>>10029753>1:16Wrecks my sides every time
>>10029786I thought she looked pretty cool. Did you ever go beyond that first picture of her?
>>10029746I think he meant like this.
>>10029672>Parts of you wish you weren't feverishly slutting yourself around everyone and sucking off horses>But those parts are slowly washing away with every time you fuck.
>>10029774I have lots of heart
Eeeh, I'm too tired to continue cuddle quest. Someone else do it, we're about to sex either AJ or applabloom.
>>10029729Your mind makes it real I suppose
>>10029810Damn, I was trying to make a secure tripcode that read "Leth" twice...
>>10029795>>10029797At the bare fucking minimum you serve the most palatable Yellowtail your destitute ass can find and hid the bottle, and grill some discounted steak from your local market.Your waifu is not a nigger, do not feed her like one.
>>10029811I imagine we'd feel out of place in our human male body, though...
>>10029774his heart is now with littlest pet shop
for the guy asking earlier, the article has now been de-vandalizedhttp://gyropedia.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_General
This is not a pony.
>>10029809What you mean Sniper? I've drawn her a hell of a lot. But it's nothing as creative as what other drawhores have ever done.
>>10029786Rei have you ever drawn anything with the Cakes and Pinkie togetherI think they're super cute
>>10029822LethLeth pleaseThere can be only one.
>>10029829spoke too soon nigga
>>10029822>attempting to generate a secure tripcodeyou don't really get how these things work, do you
>>10029823If you get 211 cold enough it tastes okay, and by that I mean leave it in the freezer for 2 hours
>>10029829What kind of article is this?
>>10029823Pinkie is confirmed poorest pony, anon. And love is more important than things. Again, she looks super happy just to be dining with Corwin.
>>10029835They are pretty damn cute, but no, I haven't. I don't think I could ever really do well at that kind of thing.
>>10029832It's actually several!
>>10029541>CUSTOM ROBOMy faith in humanity restored somewhat
>>10029841No, i'm pretty sure it's fixed now. There are no mentions of some dumb my little pony thread, it's back to being an informative article.
>>10029856>you will never witness the great Twily migration
Would pony eat gelatin?Would it be cannibalism?
>>10029856what is even going on in this picture?
>>10029841Naw looks good to me.
>>10029875The great twily migration. dyewts?
>>10029856I miss moe
>>10029873Pones are marshmellow, not gelatin.
>>10029843I've made tripcodes for fun a few times but I've never made a secure tripcode. I always thought it just put two tripcodes side-by-side.
>>10029855How about instead of beating yourself up over things you think you can't do, you make up some weird fanon or choose some underexplored pairing and draw something expressive and fun?Everyone knows you can. And it's what Pinkie would want. Do you think she'd want you sitting there being grumpy, squandering your talent? Or would she want you to smile, smile, smile?
>>10029892 Gelatin is made from animal bones
>>10029894How would that be more secure than a regular trip?
How pony is your favorite pony?
>>10029887Did he do anything else? I only know of these two by him.
>>10029903It would be 2 times as secure obviously
>>10029902Pones are made of marshmellow.
>>10029901Pick a name for the large, no-eyed guy yet?
>>10029827>Implying the slutty mare ghost isn't constantly fucking with your mind, making you believe this is right.Eventually you'd end up an actual slutty mare
>>10029892Is Rarity more sperm than marshmallow at this point?
>>10029912I've got a few by him
>>10029912Yeah I have a bunch of his stuff
>>10029910>>10029910she exist since s1
>>10029720Mystery Box is my secondary husbando.
>>10029903I don't know, how would making a password 12 character long instead of 6 be any more secure?
>>100296481. Go to Rarity's place2. Coax her into taking care of your huge boner3. Have the sluttiest Pone riding youIt's that simple
>>10029919That doesn't mean they don't have marshmallow bones
>>10029924IS THERE NO ESCAPE FROM SUCH A TERRIBLE FATE?
>>10029847Yes but I can afford actual palatable alcohols like vodka, mead and hard cider. Why would I buy Nigger Reserve?
>>10029923>Pick a name for the large, no-eyed guy yet?I dunno, something cheekyI'm working on it
>>10029916Yeah but if it's just the same code twice then all you need to do is figure out the one code Or whateverFuck trips, they're dumb.
>>10029912https://derpibooru.org/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=artist%3Amoe&commit=GoI miss moe too
>>10029541Man, it's been forever since I've played that.
>>10029945I didn't think you'd deliver.So who's your primary husbando?
>>10029820That was the implication, yes.
>>10029937That guy does some nice looking backgrounds and scenery but his ponies usually look a little off to me.
>>10029965I still say Fred. He could have a friend named Barney, and they could tag team sometimes.
>>10029963>hard ciderYes, please.
>>10029963Because it reminds me of my early teens as I could get those snuck to me
>>10029965How about ugbar. And you don't draw him with pinkie ever again
>>10029963Get fucked, Rarifag, Pinkie wouldn't be swayed by your high and mighty affectations.
>>10029975Me too manTo bad they cancelled the simpsons back in 2002
>>10030006But he makes her laugh, Rei. Really laugh. Don't you want Pinkie to have someone who makes her laugh, and be happy?
>>10029887>tfw moe probably did an hero just like this artist
>>10030006>How about ugbar. And you don't draw him with pinkie ever againwhwhat if they're just making out
>>10030017YeahBut at least it never got terrifyingly stale and awful.
hey fuck you guys, i love you
>>10030012High and mighty my ass, the difference between me and you is I pay $15-20 for my liquor while you pay $5.
>>10030023I COULD MAKE HER LAUGH AND BE HAPPY!More than some... Ugbar.... ;;;;_;;;;
>>10030028you're easy to manipulate
>>10029960How it be terrible, *you're* enjoying yourself.You'll break all ties to your current life and just slut around for months until you actually become a slutty mare.Don't tell me you would actually fight it?
>>10030038hey love you guys, i fuck you
>>10030023I guess you're right. It's not like I can actually hold anyone's attention for very long. Everyone I've known just kind of gets tired of me after a while and goes on to someone more interesting.
>>10030039Well, enjoy paying that money, I guess...
>>10030029I know right? I'm so glad they didn't ruin it to the ground.
What pony disappoints you the most?Not necessarily the one you like least, but the one that never lives up to the potential you think they have.
>>10030054>It will never be this easy
>>10030059I wanna be your internet frend, rei. I luv Pinkie too....
>>10030017>look at the simpsons nowI sure as fuck hope MLP dies before this shit happens>each of the ponies becomes some faction of a political group to 'make a pointkill_me_now.png
>>10030056hey you you guys, i love fuck
>>10030056fuck you guys, i love you, fuck
>>10030054Of course I'd fight it.It would make my inevitable falling that much more satisfying.
>>10030066I'm pretty sure it could have only gotten betterThey should reunite the cast for a special or something
>>10030059No. Wrong.That's the part where you stand up and say "fuck that." Be the one that makes her laugh, and have a special smile just for you.
>>10030064Enjoy your bottom-shelf hangover juice that no self-respecting gainfully employed white man would touch.
>>10030092fuck you guys
>>10030026Nah moe just moved on to something else, he wasn't like that guy. I mean seriously he had some issues he should have gotten some help for.
>>10030072Fluttershy. I think she had a strong 1st season but has gradually been falling behind the other ponies
>>10030099was there any doubt
>>10030072Rainbow DashShe's just not that fast
>>10030112Will do! Enjoy being a pompous ass that everyone hates!
>>10030099HEY ASPIRANTHAVE A GOOD DAY
>>10030112I DON'T GET HANGOVERS.AND I HAVE NO SELF-RESPECT.AND MY EMPLOYMENT IS HARDLY GAINFUL.
Quick I need a name for the chick in http://oi34.tinypic.com/nywoip.jpg
>>10030072FluttershyYou can be more than this you tart, get off your ass and wash your hair. You smell like an animal sex souffle sprinkled with ass biscuits.
>>10030087>>each of the ponies becomes some faction of a political group to 'make a pointChildren's show.But I agree with the sentiment that Ponies should end before they reach that point.
>>10030108I tried that. She just kind of pushed me away farther.
>>10030140Holy shit, those hyper thighs....I think I like it.
>ponies>getting shitty like spengbab and shitsonspls no, not again.
>>10030147Well, shit, sorry.You'll find someone, though.
I'm getting really bad deja vuHave we had this thread before or am I going crazy again?I'm going to bed
>>10030170>ShitsonsHey, don't talk bad about The Jetsons.
>>10030146>still calling mlp a childrens showPlease hasbro knows bronies exist and will pay shit loads over little girls. Hasbro will push the envelop till it bursts
>>10030179We talked about spongebob yesterday
>>10030136It's night, but thank you.>>10030129No. I guess not.
>>10030170Its gonna happen anonThe show will become a zombie like so many before it
Now that you have a disappointing pony in mind, what would they have to do to fill their potential in your eyes?
>>10030170>implying it hasn't already begun
What would MLP be like if it was mixed with your second favorite show?>mlp mixed with Dan vs. adultish humor and jokes
>>10030201Applejack could be less of a cunt.
>>10030140I don't remember her name, but look up Rush Rise Line.
>>10030175Honestly I don't want anyone. It really isn't worth it. Sure it's okay for a couple of months of happy bliss, but then you just run around frantic and wondering why the fuck she doesn't want anything to do with you suddenly. Well, that's me at least. I mean I know I'm probably wrong but I kind of devoted my life to her. I tried to change how I drew just for her and now I can't remember how I used to draw. It's like I can't draw at all anymore without thinking about her.
>>10030189>>10030099rarara/shy fic where?
>>10030221I checked, doesn't list one
>>10030201Continue to Break out of her shell. Overcome her at times agonizing shyness. She can still be demure but come on step it up Fluttershy
>tfw smoil hats us
>>10030218But MLP is my second favorite show.
A good pony is one who tried to bial you out of jail.bestt pony id yhr onr eho s threre in the vell wiht oyu going "damn that was fun!"
>>10030223>I tried to change how I drew just for her and now I can't remember how I used to draw. It's like I can't draw at all anymore without thinking about her.Oh, rei....
>>10030225Getting padded out because I realized I've been lacking details that help build mental imagery.
>>10030223...We are talking about a real person, right? Normally I wouldn't have to ask, but, well, you know what they say about making assumptions.
>>10030218Wonder Showzen in Equestria.Oh boy.
>>10030239Scrubbles you're really drunk. Please go home.
>>10030218>MLP and Chopped>"Alright chefs your baskets for today are; asparagus, grass, oranges, gelatin base, and dandelions. You have one hour to make desert.">Applejack and Pinkie always make it to the final round
Hey mlpgJEKYLL JEKYLL HYDE JEKYLL HYDE HYDEJEKYLLhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MiB4dMwDFtgThis song is now stuck in your head
>>10030266>Please go home.WAitWhere I am I then?
>>10030262He's talking about Pinkie Pie.
>>10030262it's a real person. I'm not really actually into that whole waifu shit. it's been YEARS since she dumped me. I mean she was kind of right to do so, I was just creating more stress for her.
>>10030283>implying I don't still have Get Lucky stuck in my brain.
>>10030297AFTER 14 FUCKING YEARS, 14 FUCKING YEARS I CAN STILL HEAR IT PERFECTLY
>>10030283no, this ishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_1Zw-dzJ5vw
>>10030287The MLPG. Congratulations, you have been assimilated.
>>10030239Scrubbles get off the computer
>>10030239>bestt pony id yhr onr eho s threre in the vell wiht oyu going "damn that was fun!"Jesus Christ
>>10030301>you'll never rub the Mexican monkey
>>10030292Alright. Just making sure. Some days it's hard to tell who's joking and who isn't when it comes to how attached they are to a certain pony.Still, devoting your life to someone or something just isn't healthy. I mean, what happens when it's gone? You lose everything that's attached to that pillar, your reason to be.You must rebuild, and keep rebuilding, from those ruins. One day, someone will reach out to you, and maybe, just maybe, a new bridge will be made.
>>10030283>not having this in your headhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M9aF9_mZDyYFriends forever, we’ll be togetherWe’re on top cuz we play to winFriends for eternity, Loyalty, honestyStay together through thick and thin
>>10029815>this will never be finished
>>10030158She becomes a stable slut
>>10030351There's really just no point to. It'll all end eventually anyway.
>>10030372I don't know if slut is a strong enough word
>>10030372HnnnggWhat is this from?
>>10030334I ant hurting no one! See look, how about a jokeTime flues like an arrow. Fluttershy flies like a banana!
>>10030379Do you have a skype account?
>>10030379Well, if that's how you think, then why bother living? It's all just going to end anyway.There's a difference between living, and being alive, Rei.Sometimes finding someone to love, or being found, can make you feel that, even though it'll end someday, it'll be worth it to have the bittersweet memories.And if you're lucky, by that point you'll have years upon years of memories to keep you company until you join them.
>>10030396As good a time as any to post this, I suppose.I don't know what I am doing.
>>10030396>>10030334To be fair, he can still use the spoiler. I beef that half of the time when I'm sober.
Glory to Arstotzka.
>>10030422ctrl + s
>>10030372A stable slut?Are they usually off balance?
>>10030383>>10030395Look for Rush Rise Line.
>>10030383>>10030395http://g.e-hentai.org/s/be44fab242/262919-1guard yourself well
>>10030422Only half bee, eh?guee I'm tyhat much better the ntaco bell@
>>10030324>tfw mumbles hats us
>>10030437Thank you, kind of.>>10030439Thank you.
>>10030439why no horse cock
>>10030465wait for itWAIT FOR IT
Good night, MLPG.It's been a pleasure.
>>10030457Carry on you glorious, drunk bastard. Even if I can't understand what the fuck you're trying to say.
When did we become /d/Oh right night thread
>Horsefucking hentai posted>Thread dies so everyone can read it.
>>10030463>that mother&daugther comicI should not want...
>>10030473oh there it is
Right, well, I'm out.Have a pleasant night MLPG. I'll get those fics to you yet, promise.
QUICKWhich pony is the sluttiest?Hard Mode: No Dash_
>>10030513Bye Pinkie, I didn't know you wrote fanfictions.
>>10030502with the taste of cum in her mouth, the young lass soon felt herself overwhelmed by the stallions around her, her entire body erupting in heat as she finds herself wanting to pleasure these girthy beasts even more
if you close the doorthe night could last foreverleave the sunshine outand say hello to never
>>10030522There's a lot of shit you don't know about me, nigger.
>>10030531Pinkie that's just rude.
which pony would beat snake?
>>10030531>tell me not to swear>pinkie pie swears
>>10030531is it eroorottiiicccc?
>>10030531What if Pinkie Pie learned the word nigger and thinks its a fun word like kumquat?What if we take her sight seeing in detroit
>>10030528I wish GG would make more of these, I like the ones he does where it doesn't take a bad turn for sex or something
>>10030574GG made a sex version alt ending of that flash...just letting you know
>>10030528>That one frame.
>>10030573Well I guess her saying pickle barrel niger would create a lot ofsour pusses!
>>10030551You can beat Snake? What the fuck?
>>10030524>>10030569>>10030502II kind of want to write a fic involving something like this, some foreign gal becoming a devoted horse slutonly I don't really know how to tie it in to pony-stuff
Why isn't there a Mr. Clipboard pony yet?
>>10030502>>10030569>tfw you've got the doujin that flash was based off of>the wolf one tooBut not in english, though I know there's one floating around out there.
>>10030599I would blow my load to femanon being ponyville slut.
>>10030599>only I don't really know how to tie it in to pony-stuffSo don't.
>>10030617>after MLPG anonymous becomes known for his horse porn fiction
>>10030595People were asking where Rarity was.
>>10030599this please >>10030613throw in some /ss/ too if you could.
What kind of girl would she be?
>>10030652Your big sister
>>10030652I hate MLPG's obessesion with femsnipsI don't get itWhat appeals about her
How many licks does it take to get to the center of a good face? I dunno, cuz I haven't gotten there yet.
>>10030661yep this is spot on, 100% BCS
>>10030502I badly want to suck on horse cock and get fucked by horses.But I don't want to end up like Mr.Hands
>>10030613Oh my, does it matter of she's a bit on the hefty side like in that image set?>>10030649Noted>>10030617You sure?
Ya know, I have a sneaking suspicion some of you watch a show that is targeted at little girls.
>>10030671We just want a sweet, awkward, nerdy girlfriend.
>>10030671I just hate how femsnails is pretty much a separate OC.
>>10030671That is femsnails.I like Femsnips because SB draws her in a way that is super mega cute to me.
>>10030688No, it's targeted at intelligent, geeky and self-aware young adults.
>>10030685Being a little heavyset just gives her more cushion for pushin'. And will give her a scant few centimeters of space and padding for when one of them really lets loose.
>>10030685I'd read it regardless of whether it's MLP-related. So long as it contains horses.
>>10030671The spagehtti aspect of it
>>10030685>Oh my, does it matter of she's a bit on the hefty side like in that image set?Not at all but she has to be a total cumdupster.
>>10030690Except she's a disgusting, sex obsessed slut with a lack of self confidence
>>10030730That's pretty bad, even for SB's standars
Mlpg please, where can I buy this?
>>10030732I see myself in her.
I was expecting a bigger shitstorm out of this considering how many notes it got on tumblrBut apparently most people already forgot about it
>>10030551That's probably the longest gif I've ever seen
>>10030732Well, that's just, like, your headcannon, man.
>>10030732So she's us in a female body.
>>10030732>you will never be the disgusting, sex obsessed slut with a lack of self confi-...wait
>>10030716It'd be better if she'd start out weirded out by it at first, but then she'd lose herself in horsefucking.
>>10030671snails is the loser nerd of the school, like most of what mlpg was.
>>10030714To be far Twilight is a bit of a [spoiler[ fruit!
>>10030732>sex obsessed slut with a lack of self confidenceJust like me!
>>10030747but those are awful
>>10030751you'd think there'd be more controversy, given the way she makes light of actual rape.
Does anyone here play Halo?
>>10030749>>10030761>>10030764>>10030774Why don't you just masturbate to a picture of yourself thenor each other
>>10030751Call me a bleeding heart privilege-checking tumblrfag but I think that's pretty fucked up.I wouldn't want some fucking random brony getting his hands (and lips) all over me, jesus.
>>10030773Dude there wasn't even a second part of the spoiler there.
>>10030794Because I'm not a girl. If I had a female clone, I'd be set. You see, I am a narcissist filled with self-loathing. It's a vicious cycle.
>>10030780I don't see how she's making light of actual rape. Are you really suggesting anything that's not rape isn't sexual harassment?
>>10030796If she had been walking around with a guy, then she might have been safer. Especially if it was a big guy.Because, seriously, that's rule fucking one of anything. You don't touch someone without permission.
>>10030809I don't think that consensual hugging is rape. Or anywhere close.
>>10030794I'm not sexually attracted to myselfJust girls who act like me
>>10030625>>10030828Oh fuck he actually did make oneI was just kidding about the sex alt ending
>>10030794I actually enjoy the thought of having sex with female me.>overweight>tall>unkempt>smellyThe sex would be great
>>10030769LikeShe moves in next to a Horse breeding farm and at first she's just a homely, large gal from abroad, named Flora, who's content with her life. Only thing is she's a bit disgusted by the stable that's right next to her house. From their powerful odor to their massive schlongs she's just grossed out by it. But slowly she finds herself staring at those powerful, hung stallions a little more each day, sometimes she dreams of them and on one occasion she thinks one of them winks at her. Of course the horses notice her, they notice her rippling, plush form, how her soft, pudgy flesh looks like a beauty they've never seen before. Whenever they're milked for their seed, all they can think of is that plump lass next door.something like that?
>>10030850I think girl me would be my perfect match. As long as her face and body were feminized, I would be attracted. The only problem is that we'd have absolutely nothing to talk about.
>>10030866are we talking bout real horses or ponies?
>>10030825Yeah, that's pretty messed up. I don't know. I'd be intensely uncomfortable if people tried to kiss/touch/grab/drag me. You don't put your hands on people like that, holy shit.>>10030831>I don't think that consensual hugging is rape.No one said it was rape.
>>10030784Not any more. ;_;
>>10030832I wouldn't go for full blown mindbreak, but yeah.Maybe something like this >>10030866
>>10030884Why not both? Can't think of any other feasible way for them to spitroast her.
>>10030880I would not want to be my own friend. Not even a female me. I wouldn't have anything I'd want to talk about with her. Let alone have sex with her.
>>10030866[funding intesif-Wait are we talking about marshmallow horse?
>>10030884People want powerful stallions, so that's what they get, I guess
>>10030784haylo?More lile [spouer[ super mega gaymlo!
>>10030902I love the idea but I can't fap to real horses. I hope you do a version with MLP stallions.
>>10030921So Big Mac or Clydesdale?
>>10030866>stallions>one of them winks at her
I had a dream where there was a Sherlock Holmes-style mystery investigation in Ponyville over Applejack's inheritance or some shit. And the Sherlock stand-in told Applejack to keep these specific paintings up around her room when she had sex so that she could judge the reactions of the stallions she was with, because somehow they were vital to the case in a way he wouldn't explain. He told her to go get some of the Royal Guards into bed. For the sake of the investigation.She ended up not doing it though.
>>10030909I'd enjoy the sex and the cuddles, but we couldn't have a relationship because there'd be nothing new for either of us. Unless she was like an altogether feminized version of me. I like warner bros, she likes disney. I liked pokemon as a kid, she liked sailor moon. I like ponies, she likes he-man.
>>10030776But it comes with a Twinkie themed lunchbox, my favorite ship, and it's probably still half the price of a build a bear pony.
>>10030921Why not just make it a stud farm, where mares who want to get knocked up go?All the stallions there are payed employees, or volunteers, and they're there for the sole purpose of knocking stuff up.A nice, soft human, though... they'd have fun trying.
>>10030886except this dumb cunt and the fail trolls who tried to make an issue out of it.
>>10030931>implying I writeI would if I could but I can't so I won't
>>10030932From the requests I'm getting mixed replies of doing it with just horses or doing it with poniesI don't know what to do honestly, though either way, a certain female is going to get herself into quite the predicament with whatever kind of equine is next to her.
>>10030938The fuck? How can that be real? Just.... I'm not able to accept that. Please, don't prove me wrong.
>>10030978Marshmallow ponies.But make them STRONK
>>10030978Well, who are you? I want to see this when it's done.
>>10030794i have videos of myself masturbating with fleshlight while wearing womens clothes. i ofter jack off to these
dammit guys i already fapped i don't want to read that lyrabon horsefucking fic again
We'veCome too farTo give upWho we are
>>10030978Marshamllow equines please, try to use Mac.
>>10030978Use anyone else besides Mac please
>>10030953Human women are used as relief pussies for studs in a rut. Young, inexperienced breeder colts who discovered their talent early use human women for training.Sometimes a grown stallion will have a favorite woman for his relief sessions, stemming from a relationship formed from his time training with her as a young colt.
>>10030995>>10030978or Time Turner
What would you calle Rarity if she could see eeverything?[spoiler[Clarity!
>tfw your least favorite mainsix will never violently rape you.;_;
>>10031028WE NEED MORE THAN ONE STALLION
>>10030938What the fuck am I reading?
>>10030978Use a young colt pony who has somehow discovered his breeding cutie mark and is newly arrived on the stud farm, and he uses her vagina for training
>>10031032That's a good feel, anon.
>femanon from abroad meeting studs and slowly getting acquired to themMIEN BONERI CAN WALKactually she probably looks german, ha
>>10031041Time TurnerSoarin'fucking hat to admit it but Thunderlane
>>10031049THISBecause god knows we need more /ss/ in this fandom
>>10031060>>10031041Or he could just... make one up. Or several. Don't need a canon backgrounder.Though the farm being called Fancypants Stables might be funny.
>>10031054>Femanon looks like that german chick from Spinnerette.UNNNNFFF
What would be something that your favorite pony could do that would be over the line?
>>10031079>Fancypants Stablespffft>>10031081Wouldn't be a party without macMaybe we could use a barely legal colt as well?
>>10031097Cut my dick off.I will not stand for my favorite pony cutting my dick off.
>>10030964Looks like she called it harassment, not rape.
>>10031112Shady Daze because Rumble looks like a faggot
>you will never be a breeding stallion>you will never meet the love of your life one day who winces her nose in disgust at you>you will never get to flaunt off your body in front of her gaze and see her gulp when your cock surges to erection>you will never see her peering out of the window at your body>you will never hear her slowly creep toward your figure and rub a hand down your frame while you snort at feeling her touch while she remarks how large you are>you will never shove your tongue into her mouth while she wraps her arms around your neck, cementing your taboo love
>>10031117>tfw no Lorena Bobbit pony
>>10031117What if she makes it up to you?Twilight grows you a new one. But she doesn't quite get it right and gives you a large stallion cock in its place.
>>10031120You look like you're trying to force retarded drama that the tumblr social justice warriors didn't fall for. Why you're trying it out here, I don't know.
>>10031091I was going off of>>10030439actually
>>10031135>Twilight I don't think this is going to work, I can't even fit it inside my pants>Twilight...>TWILIGHT I'M UP HERE
>>10031124>because Rumble looks like a faggot>Rumble>looks like a faggotNigga, Rumble is a qt
>>10031148>Oh Anon, nobody around here wears pants anyway.
>>10031139I don't understand how this is retarded drama. Person was touched against their will. You think they're just making too big a deal out of it.
>>10031156Maybe if you're also a faggot
>>10031156Rumble is such a qt3.14
It's gonna be one of those nights isn't it
>>10031156H uses the filly bodu type for fucks sake. Why isn' there any Rumble as atrap I will never knoe
>>10031179It could be worseyour favorite pony could be a zombie
>>10031179Same procedure as every night, james.
>>10030416It's more of a chore right now to try to kill myself than it is to stay alive. Once that changes is when I'll do it to myself. Otherwise there's not much of a point.Also I don't understand how people who are drunk have like tons of typos. I mean I make typos, but I can see them and I change them before I submit. Are they just that fucking lazy?
>>10031188Because he's an awesome little stallion with cool hair.
>Drunk twilight will never turn you into a mare by mistake>Celestia will never mind rape you>AJ will never tie you up and pin you against the wall, with her ass
>>10031167>Oh my gawd, I met some creep who was a brony.>He kept sexually harassing me. >All bronies are creeps. >Please reblog this
>>10031177And we'll never see him again unless RumbleFlittChaser becomes canon>>10031188Scrubbles I know that's you
>>10031198Jesus fuck Rei get help. I'd make some half-mocking comment about making mountains of molehills and shit, but this is past the point of joking and I really liked your old Sniper Chan stuff, and your new Pinkie stuff, and I don't want to see you take that dark path.Get serious help, man.
>>10031219>implying all bronies aren't creeps
>>10031167minor sexual harassment isn't newsworthy
>>10031224I'm not though. just forgot to check for typos. Anyways, Rumble is a faggot.
>>10031224I hope so.
>>10031206I can't draw batpone.also I don't think a mouse is good for drawing
>>10031231Well, yeah but I keep it to myself.
>>10031229All they're going to do for me is prescribe me medication that makes my mind all jumbled up and then everyone will complain that I don't have a job like I'm supposed to be able to think while my mind is clouded as shit.Sniperchan was fun. Too bad it was kind of ruined since all new drawhores are actual artists and they can string to gether entertaining narratives.
>>10029256>because I'm taken nowSorry, sweet things~
>>10031167she wasn't even fucking sexually harassedShe hugged a bunch of people then regretted it later.Her lies are a part of the problem. Women like this enable rape culture.
>>10031219The Bandwagoning of opinions is what annoys me the most about tumblr
>>10031240>>10031224we need more rumble/sisters , regular or nsfw
>>10031179I was just thinking of how awesome it would be to soak toilet paper in butter and then mould it into your likeness.
>>10031283Anon pls, I want to have a good night. I come here to relax and talk about fetishes and ponies, not everything that's wrong with the world.
>>10031283>Arabiyan man>hateful post about IsraelDead_dove.jpeg
>>10031287>nsfwnope jusy cute
>>10031287>nsfw rumblepls no
>>10031265>All they're going to do for me is prescribe me medication that makes my mind all jumbled up and then everyone will complain that I don't have a job like I'm supposed to be able to think while my mind is clouded as shit.That's not accurate at all. You've clearly got things going on and professionals are there to help you. Despite what the jaded citizens of the internet would have you believe they don't just toss you lobotomy pills and kick you in the fucking gutter.Get help.
>>10031283This cant be real.
>>10030828https://images.4channel.org/f/src/get%20lucky%20%282%29.swfI had too
>>10031272>she wasn't even fucking sexually harassedBeing touched, kissed, hugged, and physically dragged isn't harassment?I guess they didn't touch her vag so it doesn't count.
>>10031321>>10031309well why not both? though i've seen more fapfics with rumble than safe ones with him. then again i haven't gone to fimfiction in ages to check.
>>10031308>being this much of a piece of shit namefag
>>10031330I just can't keep falling for bait
Hey artists and writers. How does it feel knowing that people could be getting boners and possibly masturbating to your works? Been thinking of making that kind of stuff, but I don't know if I want this feeling... or does it somehow push you to make it? Why?
>>10031283Man, talk about a white wash!
>>10031351>>10031272>>10031167>>10031139>>10031120>>10030964>>10030886>>10030831>>10030809>>10030780>>10030751WE TUMBLR NOW
>>10031333No, I've been on that before. I've been taking Celexa and it didn't work. They changed my medication to Cymbalta and all I've gotten is the feeling of being woozy and this weird sensation of pulsing from my brain to my fingertips. Why would they care? I'm just another fucking life amondg an entire mass of people who serve absolutely zero purpose. So I can kinda draw sorta. Who fucking cares? LMJ can't draw and he's way more popular, so obviously there's something he has that I don't. Talent and skill mean absolute shit.
>>10031387That's right, you're not.
>>10031387what about applebloom?
>>10031206Last thing I drew
>>10030531>tfw looking at old art.shiiiiiiiit It makes me cringe.
>>10031372I don't think anyone has masturbated to anything I've done.All stuff I've drawn are Dash butt/hips, and a nsfw applejack picture
>>10031386Fine. Then fucking die already. Just give up and die.
>>10031362Speaking of fapfics...There was a gay one with him and lickety split, where he's the top, that was really good.
>>10031387nigga you're going to get in that filly dress flitter bought for you and you're going to like it
>>10031415>Dash butts/hipsI don't know, if you gave her some long legs I could really get into that.
>>10031372Meh.I think it's kind of funny.
>>10031421Link?Were the stallions or colts?And I'm still waiting for that anon to make a Rumble/trap Scoots fapfic.
>>10030753that sounds like a challenge
>>10031372I used to write things specifically for that purpose
>>10031450god it's been forever since I've seen this
>>10031450>ruining the joke
>>10031399Not until she's older
>>10031449They were teenagersLickety was a bit chubby and submissiveRumble was bigger and stronger/athletic
>>10031450Damn it I was doing shit and now I have to watch this fucking thing again.Thanks a lot asshole
>>10031386Jesus fuck I'd punch you in the face if I could you whiny emo piece of shit. You can't even decide on a reason to hate yourself. What is it, some existential highschool bullshit? Some dumb furry artist is more popular than you, so you must be shit? You were on meds once, then you stopped taking them and now you're emotionally unbalanced again? You lost a girlfriend once upon a time?Stop clinging to flimsy bullshit when people are throwing themselves at you trying to tell you they care. You're so determined to hate yourself you won't even fucking listen to anything else. NOBODY LIKES ME.FUCK YOU. I LIKE YOU. FUCK YOU.
>>10031495this is bait
I guess over a period of weeks the horses next to Flora get a bit..erotic in their actions toward her. The mix of colts and stallions seem to follow her with their gaze whenever she leaves the house, which is especially nerve racking given her figure is a bit on the portly side. Sometimes she's sure she can smell them too, that rich, overpowering stench of equine that seems to waft through the house at times but when she checks they're all still there in the stable, eying her with intense concentration.It's not like Flora had ever been lusted after before,but to have multiple equine studs wanting her body produces a bit of heat in her loins. All of them want her, they want her so bad that they can taste it. They want that curvy female so bad that they too dream of her every night, they envision her scrubbing down their bodies in the nude, no long hindered by clothing and exposing her flabby physique to them in earnest, as she then pleasures them all by taking 2, even 3 of them at a time. They picture this situation so much that they nearly cum right there at the sight of her.Perhaps they enact a plan to entwine her...
>>10030439isn't there another doujin this is based off of? I can't remember the name for th elife of me. anyone know what it is?
>>10031415Post Dash hips pls
>>10031470Shit nigga link that.
>>10031371I hope this is a joke site.Really, shouldn't there be more of a public lashing from people?
>>10031523It's XierilIt's pretty good nsfw actually
>>10031387>posting the edited version
>>10031511reminds me of this one fic where one character cums in another characters food and corrupts them into admiring them
>>10031537ButWhy didn't you just ears the NOT
>>10031467What....someone explain this
>>10031489>>10031524It's called Rumble Splits Lickety and no I don't have the link. Go find it yourself.
>>10031586Freudian slipears are hot
>>10031555she "wet~" herself during a sex ed lesson and the teacher is berating her for it
>>10031545I like you a lot and I'm mad to see you beating yourself up because I think you're a cool guy. In a fucked-up way I guess I'm getting so mad about this because I care a lot and I wish it was within my power to just magically cure you of your depression.I don't want you to commit suicide, not now or ever.I want you to have a good life and a happy birthday.
>>10031412MT please answer me, I know you like drawing smut.>>10031372
I...I forgot why I made thiswho was this again?
>>10031511So we've gone from thick to chubby to far to "flabby".Sorry but even I have to draw the line somewhere.
>>10031601Ohhhfuck that makes it even better
>>10031574aw man, i'm dead tired and fimfiction loads slowly for some reasonthis is one of those times where clopsort would've been great
>>10031620same thing, compadreI don't like using the same words over and over so I'm sorry
>>10031605youi wanna know why the happy birthday stuff pisses me off so much?Because I can't understand why someone would ever want to celebrate the day I was born
>>10031642Because it's fun to party
>>10031640This is nice.>>10031533All I found was 23 sfw pictures on derpibooru. How do I find more?
>>10031634wait never mind here it ishttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/56104/rumble-splits-lickety
>>10031642Because I like you.
>>10031651It's kinda funny that I waifu Pinkie.
>>10031642for fuck's sake, man
>>10031634>>10031658Heh.The one where rumble, pip and featherweight all get blowjobs from the cmc+dt and ss was good too.
>That feel when don't draw anymoreI'm free. I'M FINALLY FREE.
Can you believe there are people with folders dedicated to ponies that aren't even in the show
>>10031690>tfw Milky Way folderBut..but I only fap to her!
>>10031682Definitely.Sweetie/Scoots was the best one.
>>10031657There's only like 1 more picture and it's just AJ taking a rough D.I guess you could ask him for more when he's around
>>10031372Honestly, I don't really mind. Because I live by the saying "Somewhere out there in the world, you're someone's fetish."And this maybe true. Someone has touchd themselves to you and your art. Despite it being safe or not. And if we let that idea bother us, we'd never make anything fun.
With your head held highAnd your scarlet liesYo came down to meFrom the open skies
>>10031683Draw you being free
>>10031681WhaWhat is the context to this
>>10031551Do you want that in this?if so, how?
>>10031690>Red Ribbon>Milky Way>Banana ScentHaha what losers right guys?
Off work. What's new? And from what I can tell, here's a .gif for someone.
>>10031690Here are my folders.
MLPGwhen do I love pony too much?
>>10031690Does DJ Acid count?
>>10031653O-oh...I might need a moment now.
>>10031736 how do you sort group pictures?
>>10031737When you want to fuck one.
>>10030747In the clearance at Walmart.I want to see a Toy Story moment where the Rarity plush I saw there expressed her absolute disgust at being clearanced.
Is it so wrong ti just want to eat pizza with Pinkie Pie, play video games and fall asleep on each other?
>>10031747what the fuck is cut a rug
>>10031747That's a very cute scootaloo
>>10031736Wow that's 2cutegibbe theme pls
>>10031747Holy fuck that gif is small