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WHICH PONY DRAWS THE MOST

OLD PONY: >>10003606
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SECOND!
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AHHH
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>>10007933
>>>/youtube/
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Goodnight, MLPG
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>rope
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>>10007963
There's nothing good about it and you know it.
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>>10007893
PURPLE draws all over her books while she reads them.
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>>10007956
CALM DOWN LOIRO
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Rarity draws a shit ton of dress designs if that counts.

Otherwise maybe Pinkie. She's always bugging her friends about getting them to work on their art too.
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>>10003606

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>>10007893
Fluttershy
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>>10007972
>forceful intercourse
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evens: masturbate to actual images/videos

odds: masturbate to my head movies
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Protip, this thread was mae by a /b/ tripfag, like Spitfire and Shiny so, watch out if you mark it
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>>10007893
>draw thread
aww man
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>>10008007
>implying that isn't why I haven't marked it yet
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Not sure if worth buying
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>>10008019
You have fucked up several times already, it's not like it would soil your record or anything
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>>10007994
Lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra lyra
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>>10008007

Why are these /b/read retards trying to post here all of a sudden with their names and trips?
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>>10008022
Maybe it's just the angle, but those eyes looked derped as hell.
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>>10008007
Why are they even here? What did we do to warrant this shit.
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>>10007994
The human world takes up equal space as Equestria yet Lyra sits between them drawing as a pony.

I can't quite tell what it's saying the human world is to her and I find the blur of 'what is real/fantasy' interesting.
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>>10008007
bah, that isn't my style

>>10008022
pass
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>>10000752

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>>10008058

They're trying to make this their new home apparently and still want us to put up with their goddamn trips and shit.
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>>10008007
wait hold on a second
http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/?task=search2&ghost=yes&search_text=&search_subject=&search_username=&search_tripcode=!VvZncWLuGw&search_filename=&search_datefrom=&search_dateto=&search_op=all&search_del=dontcare&search_int=dontcare&search_ord=new&search_res=post
he's been here before
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>>10008090
But...why.
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>>10008110
because ponies
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>>10008058
>>10008090
They're explicitly here to troll ("make mlpg mad")
They've states so in the /b/ threads.

Just filter, and move on.
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THE FINAL BATTLE FOR BEST PONY HAS BEGUN

WHO WILL WIN?
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>>10008110

Because they're probably tired of resetting their routers.
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>>10008110

because lulz
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>>10008110
/b/ecause it's fun. That's usually enough reason for /b/ to do anything at all.
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>>10008134

You just won.
For most meta post of the day.
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Alright, so new thread?
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>>10008185
No, OP is fine: >>10008091
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this woman patting derpy on the head saying how cute she is
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>>10008147
nolol
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>>10008185
The OP is from here.
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>Vinyl will never let you into her wub hole
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HAY GUIZE!!! :DDDD
RAINBOW DASH IS BEST PONY!! xD
SCOOTALOO IS A CHICKEN! :3
LOVE AND TOLERATE /B/ROS!!!!!!!!!! :)
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>>10008245
fuck are u adorable
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Is the interview over?
Anything interesting from it? Any kind of info or something?

Did anyone ask a decent question or at least one that hasn't been asked a thousand times already?
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IF YOU ARE NOT GOING TO TRUST ME, THEN DRAW WHILE DOING IT
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>Thread was fine towards the end thanks to that guy literally asking for discussion
>New thread
>It's fucked

Good job guys
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just mark the thread and carry on, spitfire went to bed, and i dropped my trip cause you are all spazzing agian.
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>>10008282
I think so.

no. no.

never.

In that order.
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>>10008290
nah
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>tfw you had a new thread ready to post, in case of any shenanigans
>tfw false alarm
I'll sit on it for now, and post it for the next horse if I'm still up by then.
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>>10008344
you are the hero this thread needs, AA.
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>>10008342
8/10 would cum inside of
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>>10008290
I already have Bats
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>>10007893
rarity, and she is really good at it too

>>10008290
no i drew all day, im comfy in bed
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>>10008342
>>10008344

>someone posts Silver Spoon
>AA appears

Huh.
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>>10008366

epic /b/ meme :D
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>come back after a hard day of working
>shitposters are back
ugh this is going to be a hard week.
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>>10008400
this is bait
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>>10007893
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>>10008405

le boop! :3
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>>10008342

>you will never pull Silver Spoon's ponytail for leverage while you fuck her from behind
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>>10008400
It's from the piss, not /b/.
Also it's kind of funny.
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>>10008405
suspicion
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>>10008413
lyl
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>>10008400
was that necessary?
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>>10008419

1. Same thing.
2. No it's not.
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>>10008418
It's a braid, not a ponytail

...or do you mean her literal tail? 'cause how would that work?
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>>10008444
To each his own, then.
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>>10008454

Braid, ponytail, its all the same when you're fucking a school filly
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Calm your tits, I drew stuff.
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How about some porn to chill things out?
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>>10008484
unf
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>>10008419
It isn't funny. It hasn't been funny for well over a year
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>>10008479
finally
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>>10008418
>>10008454

>"Pull my hair, Pip - make it hurt."
>"Er, Silver Spoon, luv? I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable with--"
>"PULL. MY. HAIR."
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>>10008479
>Deafdefiler does it again
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>>10008342

protip: she's a dirty Rooskie.
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D
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>>10008481
That fucking oc is so cute.
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>>10008484

fuck you
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>>10008481
Oh gosh, her face is so cute there.
That is one adorable pone.
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>>10008481
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unf
http://e621.net/post/show/318612/2013-amber_eyes-anus-apple_bloom_-mlp-blush-bow-cr
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>>10008481

>You will never blow a raspberry across those glorious titties
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Give her the
>>10008502
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>>10008498
Russians are fine, as long as she's not a dirty Chechen.
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>>10008518

ROAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
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>>10007893
>>10007992
>Rarity has some artistic ability because of how often she uses it in her work.

>Rainbow Dash draws terrible Daring Do fanart.

>Fluttershy has hundreds of jaw-droppingly beautiful nature sketches tucked away because she's too scared to show anyone.
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>>10008528
Isnt'y Marker pony gonna get sick?
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>>10008531

>Russians are fine

Commie pinko pls go
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>>10008531
RUSSIAN/AMERICAN ALLIANCE TO REMOVE KEBAB

SOON
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>>10008514
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>>10008540
>Fluttershy has hundreds of jaw-droppingly beautiful nature sketches

>penises of the animal kingdom
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>>10008552
sluuuuuuuuuuuuuuut
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>>10007992
>implying Fluttershy drew that
Anon pls
It was probably one of Rarity's things. If Fluttershy wanted that why the fuck doesn't it look like the dress she made Rarity do.

Also it's Rarity's style
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MLPG, how do I know when I love Pinkie Pie too much?
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>>10008549
FIRST CHECHNYA AND THEN NORTH KOREA
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>>10008540
Would Dash draw porn of her OC and Daring do?
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>>10008516
That's Dooks' OC
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>>10008564
>It was probably one of Rarity's things.
It WAS one of her sketches.
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>>10008552
She was commissioned by Rarity.
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>>10008567

it's a gut feeling.
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>>10008568
link pls
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>>10008570
>>10008549
>>10008531

If Chechnyans become the next "Big Threat/Terrorist" race, I'm leaving the country.
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>>10008578
But the Filename says that Fluttershy drew it
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Why is she so perfect /co/?
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>>10008571
No, Dash is more sensible and level-headed than that. She'd drawing her Daring Do OC fucking other Daring Doers' OCs.
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>>10008567
when you start to stare at her hair fleck over long periods of time
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>>10008600
Because she isn't.
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>>10008572
I know.
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>>10008600
IS THAT A WINGED CAT?
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>>10008571
Nah, she self-inserts as Daring Do and ships her with Twilight's OC
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>>10008602
>implying she wouldn't have a secret stash
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>>10008592
http://e621.net/post/show/318181/3d-anonjg-anthro-anthrofied-bed-blue_body-cub-cuti
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goodnight NMLPG.
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>>10008617 here, just merge my idea with >>10008602 , it's better.
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>>10008635
you lose im still saving it to fap too later
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>>10008635
you think this is a motherfucking game
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>>10008612
Yes
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who wants more pony huntan? Yay or Neigh
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>>10008670
THANK YOU
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>>10008592
NO WAIT I JUST GOT AWARE WHAT PIC IS THAT

you can have it
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HYPOTHETICAL TIME

LISTEN UP

THINK OF YOUR FAVORITE PONY HARD MODE: ONE WHO'S ACTUALLY HAD A LINE OF DIALOGUE AND SOME SEMBLANCE OF A CANON PERSONALITY.

GOT IT?

YOU GO OUT TO DINNER WITH THEM AND THEY GET TO PICK WHERE YOU GO. WHAT KIND OF FOOD DO YOU THINK THEY'D LIKE? WHAT KIND OF RESTAURANT WOULD SUIT THEM? WHO COVERS THE CHECK?
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>>10008672
depends on the pone hunt. is it one of the stupid bg pones like lyra or bunbun?
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>>10008688
Rarity
Something expensive
Something expensive
Me, obviously.
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>>10008688
>Rarity
A fany one. Fancy as fuck. Lobster or some fancy shit like that
Me, who the fuck else?
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>>10008688
Luna
McDonald's
We find out how many McChickens she can stand to eat
If she can eat twenty grilled cheese's in one sitting I bet she can handle a bunch of them
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>>10008701

THAT'S A WEAK-ASS ANSWER, ELROY

PUT SOME EFFORT INTO IT
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>>10008688
Applejack
Steak
Saltgrass
I'll pay
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>>10008701
>>10008708

>ONE WHO'S ACTUALLY HAD A LINE OF DIALOGUE AND SOME SEMBLANCE OF A CANON PERSONALITY
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>>10008688

what does it matter what kind of restaurant i think she'd like? she's choosing. that said, for some reason, i think she'd want Indian. no idea why.

anyway, i'm paying.
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>>10008688
Applejack
Applebee's
Applewood smoked ham
Rarity
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>>10008709
>McChickens
>not introducing her to the McGangBang
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>>10008688
Fluttershy
Botanical gardens
She would have packed a picnic. I would have brought wine
I'd buy her some flowers on the way home I guess
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>>10008688
Fluttershy.
I'd like to think she'd prefer a nice, stay at home meal, that I'd surprise her with.
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>>10008720
anon pls

pls anon

you're waifu is a faggot.
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>>10008688
Pinkie would pick something like Chuck E. Cheese's so she could play games and entertain while getting a quick bite to eat.

The manager would owe her a favor and give her the food for free, knowing how she likes to help everyone.
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>>10008282
Derpy originally had a small speaking part in Magical Mystery Cure. Steven Magnet was going to sing a bit. Both were cut, he mentions cutting for time.
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>>10008726
>Rarity
She's going to tap that ass then.
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>>10008688
Twilight
She's obviously too busy studying and being a princess to go out to dinner. This was a trick question.
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>>10008692
No, it's an AJ MLPG help me make
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>>10008731
>she eats the flowers
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>you will never be a pony and frot with big mac and braeburn
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>>10008719
I work at Saltgrass
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>>10008739
Good, it wasn't a date mind you
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>>10008727
Dammit anon, not every fucking thing has to be sexual here
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>>10008750
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>>10008761

demonstrably false
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>>10008737

>Chuck E Cheese

Jeez, she would fucking pick that. If she wants to play games, just go to dave & buster's or something.
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>>10008751
Life is cruel
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>>10008734
I'd surprise her with some hossenfeffer
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>taking pony to a chain restaurant

Plebs, all of you
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I am going to draw horses
But i am all out of erasers
Wat do
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>>10008724
>>10008701
>>10008708

>Element of Generosity
>Cuts off her own tail to fix a stranger's mustache
>Makes dresses for her friends, gratis, despite the obvious cost and effort
>not sneaking the check out from under you, or at the very least, insisting you go Dutch.
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>>10008709

>Luna
>McDickles
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>>10008787
Dont erase.
>>
I wish someone would just give me 4 million dollars so I could dick around on the internet for the rest of my life
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>>10008688
Colgate fuck your rules, she had a line

Italian, Lots of spaghetti and meatballs for both of us.

We split the bill because, she insisted.
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>>10008791
>dutch oven
UNF
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Does anyone here like text adventures/interactive fiction?
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>>10008787
Draw perfectly.
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>>10008750
I'd die if she did

Horse doing horse things is too cute
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>>10008786
You should be studying
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>>10008772

I was about to say the same thing. Or one of those giant gimmicky places that's half restaurant and half mini themepark that seems to be made to host birthday parties.
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>>10008751
>3-way frottage

http://derpibooru.org/7085?scope=scpe3da47a24f56cde94d4027d83ade04922f81ec642
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>>10008803
I liked that one short Twilight quest someone did, so sure.
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>>10008791

that's only if it's not a date. we, being Rarityfags, assumed it was a date out-of-hand.
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>>10008823

>buying blops 2 gun skin packs
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>>10008797
>>10008805
This won't end well
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>>10008798
>tfw Tiarawhy has made $4 million since this thread started
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>>10008837

I DON'T RECALL SAYING IT HAD TO BE A DATE, ELROY

SOMETIMES FRIENDS GO OUT TO DINNER
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>>10008846
>You will never make that much money on shit and shit accessories
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>>10008751
This pic I was drawing once, it was initially just a cock comparison thing, but since they were so close and one was bigger I just made it frotting.
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>>10008841

>not training yourself to be a pen artist

Step the fuck up. No erasing, ink only, final destination.
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>>10008835
That's the most replies I've ever seen on a single post, and I've been on this site for 7 years.
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I guess that's a no to the stram?
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>>10008839

>getting them for free in a giveaway
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>>10008827
>Boys with tits
uhhh
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>>10008856
Maybe i'll reach that point one day.
Maybe.
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>>10008852

i didn't say you said it was, dingus. i said we assumed it was, because that's what we do. keep up, jack.
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>>10008827
>frottage à trois
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>>10008855
Link
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>>10008852

>HEY FRIEND OF MINE WHO HAPPENS TO BE A WOMAN, THERE'S A 2 FOR 20 DEAL AT INSERT RESTAURANT CHAIN HERE
>WANT TO GO ON A TOTALLY PLATONIC DINNER OUTING WITH ME?
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>>10008803
>inb4 PNOY
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>>10008852
WELL TO BAD ANON
IT'S A DATE NOW. YOU MADE THE RULES ONCE YOU CAN'T ADD THINGS TO THEM NOW
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>>10008855
Post it
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hey
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>>10008896

you
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It's just polite to pay for a lady's meal.
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>>10008896
hi
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one of you idiots seem to be lost
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>>10008902
get
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>>10008896

now that's rock 'n' roll.
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>>10008902
out there in the cold
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>>10008903
It'd be my privilege
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>>10008827
Sweetie's cock is the best
Nice and thick

Scootaloo drew the short straw
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>>10008874
What kind of motivation is that

You gotta be like I am, no, I will be better this guy and work hard and shit everyday
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>>10008855

Was that the Blueblood/Fancy Pants one?
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>>10008913
Part 1 or 2?
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>>10008908

Wow, someone fucking beefed it
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>>10008896
I just met you

What a wonderful kind of day

Ho! Let's go!
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>>10008857
I think the record was some thread on /co/. I think it was fairly recent, too.
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>>10008908
holy shit
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>>10008688
Pinkie Pie and I go to an all you can eat buffet.

Not one of those average Chinese ones or anything, oh no. We fly to Vegas and to to a REAL one, that has every kind of comfort food imaginable. The two of us gorge ourselves on fried macaroni and cheese, jello molds, pizzas with ever topping plus more and pass out in a chocolate fountain. We don't leave for two weeks.

I am poor now
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>>10008926

>Blueblood

i remember that size-absorbtion thing we did for him a few months ago. good few days, that was.
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>>10008936
>Arthur
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>>10008925
I... wow.
I'm just going to draw now, thank you.
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>>10008930

THE FLOOR'S HOTTER THAN VIETNAM
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>>10008953
What's wrong with Arthur?

Apart from the obvious...
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>>10008953

>facts and opinions
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>>10008880
>>10008889
>>10008926
Nothing that's ever been posted on the internet before sorry. Just was reminded before because it was brought up
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>>10008910
In
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>>10008948
Still not as disturbing as Mrs. Cake's tendrils
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Why aren't a you a sluttymare yet, mlpg?
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>>10008976
THE
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>>10008980
I don't know how
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>>10008987
VAGINA
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>>10008977
Still not as disturbing as twifufags
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>>10008967
well redraw it and link it when it's done
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>>10008925
Can't wait till I pass my classes. I'm honestly planning on hitting art like that OneMan Punch artist after they're done.
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>>10008967
Well, upload to imgur and post link. No time like the present
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>>10008980
you were the one how beefed it, right?
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>>10008987
>>10008991
Beefed it both of you
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>>10008980
I'm a slutty male

I don't think I'll ever get the mare part down
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>>10008980
I don't have the proper insurance.
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>>10008967

oh...
you are braeburned right? whatever happened to that SFW CMC piece you started drawing in your stream a little while back? I had to leave in the middle of it.
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>>10009003
Don't mention it, we're just doing our job.
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>>10008827

>Sweetie Belle: Biggest balls, thickest shaft; lowest-hangers
>Applebloom: Most sensitive, longest shaft; only one not circumcised
>Scootaloo: Biggest loads, most intense orgasms; also the only one who can suck herself.
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>>10009002
beefed what?
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>>10009008
I'm not him.
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>>10009020
MLPG: exquisitely detailed penis discussion
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>>10009022
>
>>10008908
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>>10008994
Still not as disturbing as Shyra
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>>10009028
ah, sorry then
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>>10009030
Nope.
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>>10008980

oh hi there>>10008908
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>>10009042
>>10009046
>being a minute late
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>>10008875

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY SAY ABOUT PEOPLE WHO ASSUME, ELROY?

>>10008882

YOU'D BE SURPRISED
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>>10009029

Like you seriously expected anything else?
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Let's go out to eat huh
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>>10009020

>hearing Scootaloo babble in Spanish
>hearing Applebloom babble in her Okie drawl
>hearing Sweetie babble in the broken French she's heard Rarity use

you can only have one

which one /co/
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>>10009064
Hey, I'm not complaining

I love penises too
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>>10008980
The potion hasn't been perfected yet

The risk is too great, the consequences could be dire.
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>>10009069
...Do they have penises?
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>>10009069
Don't make me fucking choose!

I choose death so I don't have to choose.
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>>10009078

If you want them to.
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>>10009042

yeah..right
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>>10008803
It's been 15 minutes but yes, I've been fuckin around in inform 7 in my spare time
>>
Haven't seen
>>10000000
>>9999999 gets
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>>10009075

do it. think of the money if it works, Simmons... it's a risk we'll have to take.
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>>10009069
First is shit, second is not important
GIVE ME THE THIRD OPTION ANON. GIVE ME SWEETIE
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>>10000000
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>>10009099
Fuck off Spitfire.
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>>10009078

yes. they're babbling because of how good they feel inside you
>>
So, what's MLPG doing at this hour? Any ponying?
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>>10009069
applebloom
applebloom
applebloom
applebloom
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>>10009099
>>10008835
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>>10009108
so... could someone post archive link, or pics?
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>>10009102
There are things man was not meant to accomplish John! We could be giving up our lives for what could be only a momentary gain!
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>>10009020
>Scoots lives to be the bottom the most
>You'll never fuck scoots
>She'll never bend over and suck herself off as you grind into her
>She'll never snowball her own cum with you
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>>10008937
Hell, not even the time moot posted a pony pic by Tess on /v/ got that much reply.
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>>10009114
I became a pony
reading programming book
Watching Oblongs
Playing Dwarf Fortress
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>>10009114
Not pony at this moment.
Was reading that Knife Party are dropping their third EP tomorrow, and even if it sounds kinda generic, I will give it a shot.

Also they scrapped "Baghdad" and they are releasing their live VIP of Internet Friends as well!
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>>10009114
I should go make myself breakfast. I'll do some cleaning, cooking, and hopefully I'll have time to draw pone later during the day.
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>>10009114
Going to watch two episodes in a few minutes, but nothing right now.
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>>10009114
Vidya and tired wallowing.
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>>10009127

damn it all, man, what's the purpose of a scientific mind if not to push the boundaries of what we know? we're on the verge of discovery, of seeing the gods themselves!

you call me mad? hah! i call you a coward. stand back-- i shall drink the potion, and come what may!
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>>10009069

>dappled and shining with sweat, that smooth, beautiful brown bottom bouncing up and down on your rod, as her arms wrap around your shoulders, her quiet panting filling your ears, her breath tickling you like a cool feather when she gasps out something you can't understand, and don't really need to.
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>>10009114
streaming monster hunter for a whopping 0 viewers
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>>10009155
you're insane!
we don't have any pretty dresses ready, do we?
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>>10009140

Hey Dooks, did you ever took a ride on this?
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>>10009161
Channel name?
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>>10009188
>I believe in cumming inside Vinyl Scratch
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>>10009188
>tfw Vinyl Scratch tells you your taste in music sucks
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>>10009188
Dammit, it's too late for this crap.

I'd post a disgruntled Pinkie at you, had I one.
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>>10009155
>>10009169
I'm telling you the numbers do not add up! It's foolish enough to tempt fate but to play god as well? The formula should be locked up, destroyed even!
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>>10009114
Building in minecraft. Though I should really do this research paper, or draw.
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>>10009182
it's in the email field but I'm not sure if I should continue. I am using the AJ MLPG made last night though.
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>>10009207
DICK STATUS:READY
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>>10009188
>>10009202
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>>10009200
I bet she listens to The Prodigy.
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>>10009114
Im playing vidya, try to guess what it is based on this picture.
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>>10009128

Spooning with her, frotting her labia with the shaft of your cock while you give her a handjob
>When she comes, she all but hoses herself down with 14 jets of thick, slippery semen, under such pressure you can hear it squirt out while she lets out an almost-masculine-sounding cross between a grunt and an orgasmic moan.

>You keep jerking her, using her fresh load as lube, until you can't keep a grip on her softening prick, which slips from your hands, flopping down against her balls with a quiet splat, still dripping dollops of creamy white.
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>>10008602
>>10008617
>Dash's Ponyiantart account is full of poorly-drawn pictures of her and Twilight's Daring Do OCs.
>At first it was just the two interacting; cameos in each other's fanwork.
>It slowly devolved into shipping.
>And then into smut.
>Twilight is oblivious to the implications.
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>>10009225

H-Hey, I like some of prodigy's stuff.
>>
CORWIN

COWRWIIIN
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>>10009230
Princess Maker
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>>10009230
fat princess
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>>10009237
Me too, that's what I'm tryin to say
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>>10009225
hey, I really liked invaders must die
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>>10009232
>male domming futa
Is this the birth of a new fetish? I don't think I've seen this anywhere...
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>>10009204

i'll not be confined by Luddites! Simmons, Fitzroy, i didn't want to pull a gun on you, old friends, but you've driven me to it. the formula will be tested. one risk is a small price to pay for Discovery!

we should record this as a 40's-style radio serial
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>>10009240
nope
>>10009242
holy carps, i didnt think anyone would guess right.
>>
big booty butts
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>>10009225
What would she think of VNV Nation?
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>>10009252
>>>/d/futa+domination
I can guarantee that is nothing new but there might not be a thread up right now
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>>10009240
I just realized there should be Jerry x Marker porn or at least some interaction. He did draw her very often
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>>10009114
I'm continuing the waifufic that I always wanted to do

A detailed story of Anon coming to Equestria and slowly falling in love with Twilight, getting together with her, marrying her, and growing old with her.

I feel like I should be doing something better so I've been too ashamed to post it to MLPG to ask for comments
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>>10009266
>Nothing Found
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>>10009252

She might have a cock, but she's still a woman. A woman who likes feeling like a woman.
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>>10009266
Thanks for reminding me to check /d/ for a bug thread. Fuck yes there is one
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>>10009252
She just likes taking the dick, Anon

It's not domming
If anything she'd be more assertive than you
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>>10009284
I like girls with small cute dicks
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>>10009232
Could you use her cum as lube for your own cock going into her ass?
Or maybe spoon it into her pussy for a double load with your own sperm?
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>>10009284

>reach around to start jerking her off
>she smacks your hand away
>"no... please, let me be your woman, just for tonight, at least..."
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>>10009253
I can see you can't be swayed John, I only ask that you think about what you're doing, what you think you will accomplish! Would you give up your humanity, your sanity, for mere "discovery"? "Science"?

Think of your family John, what will little Susie do without a father?

it would sound fantastic
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>>10009319
>not jerking off her sissy clit
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>>10009261
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>>10009323

I know this is old as fuck, but still, why.
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>>10009232
>>10008827
>>10009128
>You'll never have a cute girl with an average dick
>You'll never have a cute girl with a little dick

>Linetrap's hair is receding
All I want is a wife with a dick
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>>10009323
the fact that people did this will never not be funny and sad
>>
>inb4 night thread is too weird for marker pony
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>>10009323
What if someone gave a presentation of how much they're a MLPGer
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>>10009232
>>10009252
>>10009284

>Bending her over and putting her on all fours while she's still seeing stars from her orgasm, her limp, shiny, cum-slicked cock swinging heavily back and forth while you pound her.
>She comes again, more semen dribbling out, despite her flaccid state
>You catch it in your hand and hold it up to her, and she greedily licks your hand and fingers clean.
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>>10009364
anal sex
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>bronies
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>>10009330

the world needs martyrs, Patrick.
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>>10009366
>A pony drawn carriage
that's brilliant
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>>10009319
>Take her missionary
>Put one arm through the small of her back
>One arm next to her head
>Pull her lithe body up to yours
>Just grind into her, your abdomen rubbing her cock like it was her clit
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>>10009363
Then they're not an "MLPG-er". Not anymore anyway
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>>10009282
Goddamn it MLPG I want to post it somewhere but I don;t think it has much to offer MLPG and yet I don't know where else to go to ask for criticism

Would anyone care to read an extremely self-indulgent Twifufic
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>>10009404
You know what, I'm down. I have nothing to do anyway, and I've been far and wide in terms of fanfics.
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>>10009404
I would. Lay it on me Anon.
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>>10009404
Do it, faggot.
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>>10009389
The world doesn't "need" martyrs, It wants martyrs
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>>10009364
UNF UNF UNF
ANON
PLS
I LOVE FUTA HUMAN TEEN CMC

KEEP GOING
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>>10009444

>Can't tell if sarcasm
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>>10009399
>no giving oral yet
Anon, pls.

pls.
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>>10009406
>unf chub unf unf unf
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>>10009404
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/89868/a-few-moments-with-twilight

Since I have less than 3 hours till I need to go back to military camp and won;t be able to update this anytime soon, not that I have much of an idea what the next chapter will be like at this rate. Maybe Anon having a lesson with Twilight and growing more fond of her as she gets to know her.

Please criticize and comment. Oh god thank you
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>>10009467
u wot m8
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>>10009471

>>10009429
>>10009434
>>10009422

Forgot to link to you guys.
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>>10009458
No
No pls
I'm sincere
I need futa greentext
please
please
the Smarebooru has nowhere near enough
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>>10009483

>Are you a boy? Or a Girl?
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>>10009483
I think that's the ugliest brony I've ever seen.
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>>10009483

Rondo Hatton!
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>>10009483
Is that Purple Tinker
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>>10009503
>token black guy
every time
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>tfw bought my little sister a Pinkie toy from Build a Bear

Now I just have to find a Twilight one for myself.
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>>10009406
>that american flag
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This is asking for some photoshop
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>>10009509
>not waiting for best plushies
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>>10009503
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>>10009483
GAH. IT'S LIKE DON VITO BECAME A BRONY
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>>10009503
They look like they're having fun.
I hope they enjoyed themselves.
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>>10009509

Twilight comes in august, they only have Dash and Pinkie at the moment
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>>10009503
>tfw I can comfortably say I'm more attractive than everyone in that picture
>tfw this is true of most meetup pics

It's not much of a qualification
But still
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>>10009537

>stupid lip piercing bullshit
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>>10009503
>>10009508
>token fedora
every time
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>>10009482
>>10009471
Reading it now. I'm not the fastest reader, so would you want comments here, or on the chapter's pages?
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>>10009527
No, it's like Nathan Lane got a sex change and then got another sex change.
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>>10009519
I wanted to buy something pony from my army paycheck, and that was available. Didn't know about the other plushies at the time.

>>10009537
Hey, that's my birthday. I could get my sister to do that weird thing build a bear makes you do when making a plush

though I'm not sure if I should just order the one from here: http://shop.4de.com/franchises/my-little-pony?product_id=50
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>>10009539
post a picture then
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>>10009521
Now THAT is what I call a beach party
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>>10009550
Preferably on the pages, but if you post it here as well that'd be nice.
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>>10009561

you wouldn't say that if you'd seen the uncropped one.
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>>10009551
Dear god. Like Translation Party but with a guy.
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>>10009508
>>10009547

lel
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>>10009574
Which movie?
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>>10009592
That poor homelss man
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>>10009471
I'll read it when I wake up from being passed out.

Best of luck back at camp, BDN.
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>>10009517
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>>10009560
Do I look like Microwave?
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>>10009592

Bill Murray, no!
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>>10009619
I don't know, do you?
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>>10009616
thank you for posting the same picture, numbnuts
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>>10009606
Thanks a lot.
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>>10009592
Gary Busey no!
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>>10009623
Don't tell Bill Murray what to do.
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>>10009629

but it isn't the same picture, it's the picture but with solid snake.
>>
uhh guys
jay is improving
I'm scared
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>>10009636

i'll be out back.

i'm gonna go find a tree to chop down.
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>>10009641
Who?
I don't see anyone.
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>>10009636
>Bill Murray's hat gets smaller every loop
>he must solve the mystery of Groundhog Day before it becomes too small to see
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>>10009641
I think you might have accidentally posted the wrong pic then, because it's exactly the same.
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>>10009641
>missing the joke
THE JOKE WAS THAT I CAN'T SEE SNAKE, YOU BUZZKILL
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>>10009645
but he's still bitter and mean
who cares?
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>>10009645

infinite monkeys, etc.
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>>10009517
>>10009616
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>>10009645
Good for him. Maybe his art will get to a point where it's tolerable by normal humans.
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>>10009660

But you can see snake. He's right there.
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>>10009677

ARE YOU BLIND YET

HAS THE LIGHT IN YOUR EYES DIED
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>>10009364

>scraping gobs of fresh cum from her belly and breasts and rubbing it onto your shaft, leaving you shiny and slippery like her
>putting your arms around her and pulling her close, her back to your chest, your hands roving wild over her front, from her breasts, all the way down to her cock - the blurring between male and female making her all the more beautiful - all the more perfect
>she turns her head, her lips meeting yours and her taste filling your mouth.
>she doesn't break the kiss as she turns toward you, and you lower her to her back, her legs wrapping around your waist
>Some slight adjusting, and she feels you poking at her rear entrance and starts slightly at the new sensation
>only for a moment, however, before she relaxes and lets you in
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>>10009681
>still missing the joke
you know what?
I don't care anymore
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>>10009696
CHANGELINGS
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>>10009705

SNAKE IS RIGHT THERE
YOU CAN SEE HIM WITH YOUR EYES
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>>10009708

Changelings share a hive-mind. if they absorbed Derpy, they'd all start bumping into shit and knocking over beams.
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>>10009674
>Kuala Lumpur

Well shit
I could have gone there
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>>10009708
ZEBRA
>zebra will never be canon plural
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>>10009674
>applejack about topple the tower
it shouldn't be that cute
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>>10009616
>>10009677
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>>10009704
unf

>You'll never be able to compare vaginal and anal penetration
Why couldn't humans be hermaphrodites?
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Tell her you love her anon.
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>>10009708
PONIES
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http://gyropedia.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_General

This page keeps getting vandalized. Someone fix it. It used to give a lot of useful information about emulation, but now it's talking about something called MLP General.
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>>10009733

>you will never have a qt3.14 zebra gf
>she will never begin weaving a series of transformation spells that turn you into a zebra by the light of the new moon
>you will never bring more zebra back to your human form each time you change
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>>10009759
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>>10009761
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>>10009406

Fat lazy people disgust me.
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>>10009761
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>>10009761
I don't love her anymore
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>>10009759
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTxOKsyZ0Lw
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>>10009772
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>>10009777
SEATH IS FUCKING BLIND YOU SHIT
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>>10009761
NO YOU DUMB HORSE
I WANTED YOU TO CUT OFF YOUR WINGS
NOT YOUR HORN TOO

YOU'RE RUINED NOW
WORTHLESS
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>>10009772
skinnyfag pls
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Fat people disgust me so god damn much.
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>>10009728
MiLes pls.
Draw.
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>>10009772
are you american?
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>>10009786
Is that an actual product? I have to say I'm unsure, because of the large amount of obese people in the world.
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>>10009799
fat ponies disgust me
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>>10009806
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>Fat shaming
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>>10009772
then you sure would love to him eating and making a bunch of noise moving his fat, because he can't get comfortable in his own skin. and hear him gulping soda down as he washes down handful after handful of chips he constantly shoves into his slimy acne ridden face. as he talks to himself and at the TV at a ridiculous level constantly at every thought that passes through his thick stupid skull.

im sure that wouldnt bother you too
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>>10009813
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DEATH AND SUFFERING
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>>10009813
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>>10009817

It's true. Fuck them. Americans and their fast food disgust me.

Canadian fit master race.
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>>10009817
>you will never be able to sue people just for being mean to you
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That's right whities, beat those evil blacks
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>>10009761
I always wondered what would happen if Twilight found my stock of Twaifufiction
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>>10009832
>what is the US
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>>10009825

DEATH OR HEALING

I CARE NOT WHICH YOU SEE
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>>10009764

fixed it
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>>10009817
I don't even know where these people come from.

I see them on /v/ too, annoying.
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>>10009835
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>>10009841

Thank you.

Now people can be informed about Soviet women. Which is more important than MLP General.
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>>10009851
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Aquaman is stupid
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>>10009865
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>>10009865
>>10009875
worst than a giga-hitler
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>>10009875
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What 2 draw
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>>10009875
>>10009865
>>10009851
>>10009835
>changelings are black people
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>>10009901
applejack
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>>10009901
lesbian zebrae
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>>10009886
Except if you knew anything about Hitler, he was a pretty cool guy who did a lot for his people.
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>>10009901
Human Rainbow Dash mountain climbing
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>>10009894
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>>10009704
>>10009758

>pushing into her tight, yet yielding and soft passage, and brushing her prostate, causing her cock to start swelling again, jabbing into your stomach as you slowly fuck her, eliciting whimpers and gasps when you reach down to stroke it up to full-mast again, paying special attention to her frenulum.
>Your other hand goes slightly further south, and you slip two fingers into her sopping pussy, easily sliding in and out in an alternating rhythm with your thrusting into her ass.
>When you start nearing your limit, you pick up your pace, sawing in and out of her hole at a frantic speed, her ass slapping against you, the shocks making her breasts bounce back and forth and her voice jump comically as she starts moaning louder under you, all but frozen by the sensation of being satisfied in three ways at once.
>When you reach the peak, you draw your cock almost all the way out, before slamming it home and pouring your load into her.
>with the last of your will, you hold on to consciousness long enough to pull one last orgasm from her cock, her hips bucking up as she fires ropes of thick, rich seed into your face and chest.
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>>10009894
>>10009875
>>10009865
>>10009851
>>10009835

I hate niggers too.
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>>10009906
Mmm, apples.
Anything more specific?
Keep it simple
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>>10009903
they look like mexicans to me, and it makes sense
>they all look the same
>dumb as shit
>live south of Equestria and their land is a shithole
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>>10009928
Applejack eating a big bowl of icecream maybe?
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>>10009928
Human Applejack mountain climbing.
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>>10009901
Dammit Bedelia, when will you ever learn?
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>>10009914
>>10009934
>Human
pls no
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>>10009940
Pony pony mountain climbing.
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>>10009564
Posted my thoughts as of the 1st chapter. On to two.
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>>10009933
Will do
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>>10009955
>>
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>10009963
thanks
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>>10009913

that's cool and all but he tried to take over the world. he's a cartoon villain that escaped into the real world.
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>>10009967
go to sleep if you're so tired
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>>10009971
>He tried to take over the world
That's not exactly true
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXq-cLYyt5U
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>>10009940

>implying you don't want to go rock climbing with Dash and Gilda

>"tssk. he's gonna slow me down, Dash. i wanna get there *before* Christmas."
>>"oh, he can keep up. can't ya, anon?"
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>>10009967

you are already sleeping
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>>10009984

also he smells
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>>10008551
sauce
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>>10010016
Wild Horse In A School Uniform
pic is an edit.
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>>10009923

>you drop to the mattress, spent, your eyes pulling themselves shut from fatigue, hardly aware of your lover's cum coating you, or of her leaning down to lick her own baby-batter from you
>she delicately swallows a couple of mouthfuls' worth of it, before cupping your cheek, and putting her lips to yours, a more familiar, but still erotically delectable taste filling your mouth before you swallow it down and kiss her one last time.
>she flumps down next to you, and you barely manage to whisper "God I love you..." before you slip away.

>The next morning, you awake to find yourself entwined with her still, the both of you sweaty, sticky, stinking of lovemaking, and in need of a good breakfast.
>But that can wait until she wakes up.
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>>10010037

>getting bored of space
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>Waiting for season 4
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>>10010040
Oh fuck, that's creepy as hell.

And yet I hilarious.
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>>10010047
That takes me back
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>>10010062
It'll happen eventually anon.
At least we have the comics to keep is kind of occupied until then, right?
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What's up guys?
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I honestly don't know what I would do with myself if there were no ponies.
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>>10010081
Up is the opposite of down.
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>>10010090
probably kill you're self
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>>10010090
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>>10010045
>"God I love you..."
That struck me as really sweet for some reason
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>>10010081
Being bored with my current sleep schedule. Up late after everyone's gone to bed...
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>>10010101
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>>10010090
why worry about it, they have been around sine the 80s and unless some finds a way to turn back time and kill the original creator. they are here for at least another 100 years

and not to mention the real ponies, that you know live in our real world, that eat sleep and breath too
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>>10009157
Oh hello boner.
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>>10010127
Real ponies aren't pastel, adorable and magical though.
Or sentient.
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What are some good replacement for their cutie marks?
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>>10010136
im horrible at pretzel logic at this time of day, what is your point?
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howdy gang
what's the good word
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>>10010136
Real ones still love you though
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>>10010154
A smug shit head and a dumb ass.

Oh wait, those marks are already there.
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Did Ross ever post siblingcest?
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>>10010167
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>>10010163
Someone became a pony
Moot got shot at
FiM is cancelled, EQG is now a thing
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>>10010154

jon: a bird
ego: fuck i dont know
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>>10010166
Real ponies are assholes.

They're just like horses.
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>>10010173
dohohoho
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>>10010163
Hey
uh
Hey darf

You mind helping me out?

please comment and criticize on >>10009471
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>>10010178
a butt.
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>>10010171
>ross
>ever doing something people want

NO ENJOY YOUR DEFORMED MIMES AND LIKE THEM
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>>10010184
fimfiction is a really bad medium for a proper critique

how many words is it?
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>>10010179
you must be really bad with animals, to think any are assholes. maybe cats, but, they make up for it in awesome.
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>>10010190

perfect
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>>10010178
That poop drawing in Awesome Noire.
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>>10009925
>queen nigger
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anybody wanna watch the wakfu ogrest special?
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>>10010193
But it was his idea and he was teasing about it hours ago.

And I'm pretty sure I'm the only person who wants to see it.
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why haven't you submitted your OC yet

/shercloppones
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so i dunno if anyone read my new story

but i feel like i need to collect some new ideas

does anyone have a good one kicking around that they think would be fun to write?
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YOU CAN'T STOP ME

I'M GOING TO DO IT

I MEAN IT!

THAT'S IT IT'S OVER

BOOP
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>>10010217
>implying I have an oc
I don't even know what it would be.
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>>10010212
Ross never draws anything he says he'll draw
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>>10010194
So far, 6,585

Do you want me to put on on a gdocs or something?
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>>10010227
I'd boop Lyra.
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>>10010227
she could be me all night
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>>10010223
Roseluck takes a Computer Science class and absolutely loves it
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>>10010212
Ross has quite a few ideas people wouldn't mind him doing (*couhgsilverspoon*cough*), but the chances of him doing them more than once is very, very slim

He's basically Tom Preston of MLPG artists by this point: He's content with drawing fat, obease blobby mimes, and thats where he's going to stay, despite years of attempts to make him slightly better as either a artist or a person
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>>10010232
6.5 is a lot to ask me to critique out of the blue
i'm feeling really burnt out
i mean
can it wait a bit, or what
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>trying to cap the futaloo >greentext

So, I just printscreen and paste it in paint? Or is there some function that caps it for you?
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>>10010227
Well, boop you, too.
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>>10010232
What's it about, anon?
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Good Night MLPG.
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>>10010245
Take this, it helps a lot.

http://userscripts.org/scripts/show/147520
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>>10010064
>>10010040

>Rape horse

What's this from?
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>>10010064
>>10010254

Comes from a scene in Berserk.
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>>10010249
Good night, anon.

Dream of sweet pony.
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>>10010245
get the capping script from here: http://pastebin.com/CMdmNvRR

check the relevant posts then hit the 'hide unchecked posts' button
then use an addon like screengrab (https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/screengrab/) to export the whole page at once
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>>10010236
Casual.
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>>10010245
http://prntscr.com/

i use this program, it works very well

and lets you upload the screenshots, or save file, etc, and lets you crop before you save. it's light too for a program that is always running
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Why is the new Daft Punk so shit
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>>10010268
Don't even think about escalating with me son.
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>>10010276
hnnnghunf
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>>10010244
You don't have to do it now, but I'd appreciate it if you do it eventually.

>>10010248
1st person self-indulgent AnonxTwilight waifufaggotry

So far he has come to Equestria and has been introduce to her
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>>10010252
>>10010267
Oh yeah, I already have subby's script thingy, I just needed help with the actual capping

Is there a version of that screengrab thing for chrom?
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>>10010281
Lyra is a real qt.
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>>10010276
Approach me, bretheren.
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>>10010284
if you want a real, proper critique (i should start charging for these or something), send me a gdocs link and i'll try to get around to it soon

>>10010289
god yes she is
damn you cosmo
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>>10010285
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=screengrab+addon+chrome+!
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>>10010291
I'd approach Lyra if you know what I mean.
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>>10010268
>hornsucking
oh god why is this a thing that turns me on.
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>>10010304
what the hell are you trying to say
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>>10010304
I'm not normally into ponyxhuman stuff, but I'm okay with it when it's Lyra. I like the idea of her and anon falling and love and trying to make their relationship work despite the species barrier.
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>>10010322
i like the idea of them fucking like animals desperate for each other in a burning desire of mutual fetishes
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>>10010322
Same.
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guys, pinkie needs a new outfit

what should she wear
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>>10010322
It seems so sweet, really.
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>>10010330
Do you have any favorite fics along those lines?
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>>10010330
I like that too, but add the fact that they're at the peak of heat, the most fertile seed and eggs ready for breeding
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>>10010330
Which is Lyra's favorite fetish?
Which one does she suddenly develop a couple weeks into the relationship and surprise you with?
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>>10010341
NO
THERE ARE NONE
other than the one i wrote
i'm so depressed
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>>10010342
>breeding
>implying pony/human hybrids
1.21 niggawhats
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>>10010330
I'd prefer the more passionate and loving side myself...
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>>10010349
>other than the one i wrote
share?
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>>10010337
MIME OUTFIT- wait, hold on

i dare you to give her the equestria girls 0/10 outfit
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>>10010348
well humans have to be her favorite fetish
i was gonna say fisting but i dunno if that's a 'developed' one given her hand thing
watersports maybe
i don't usually go for that but the idea of pissing on lyra's face as she moans and throws her head back is kind of hot
kind of super hot

>>10010356
it's on my page
plus you probably don't want to read it
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>>10010297
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1D1Jt0mAlmXjIOJOxQ5My_lt0mWlF5mPtfvnKZ_hOkJY/edit?usp=sharing

I hope this works

Thank you so much

>>10010322
>>10010330
I intended to use all of these ideas
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>>10010337
Pinkie wearing a Scootaloo suit wearing a Pikachu suit
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>>10010337
That doesn't look much like Pinkie
Its cute, but not really Pinkie
Maybe just needs more hair curls or something

I think I'll go with the obvious answer and say an apron
Just an apron

I still feel like Pinkie would be that short, thin girl who never stops moving and probably did gymnastics when she was a kid or something

I still
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>>10010363
>watersports
Fuck you.
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>>10010353
>tfw you will never have a qt3.14 mare sprawled across your lap

I prefer the "friends with benefits" angle, myself. No attachments, just casual sex every now and then.
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>>10010351
I can see you haven't figured out how to shoot potent horse semen from yourself yet.
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>>10010330
>>10010353
I go for the middle ground. Imagining that fateful night where they're still friends, but have a little too much to drink, and next thing you know the floodgates have opened and there's no turning back.
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>>10010337
Whoever that is, they should get that rash looked at
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>>10010223
>so i dunno if anyone read my new story
I did, but only the Celestia/Discord thing and octvia/colgate really worked for me
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>>10010363
>watersports
and bonerkill.
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>>10010372
I hate the thought of casual sex.

Turns me off completely.
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>>10010363
Sounds hot
More humiliation than actual watersports, but nothing wrong with that
Humiliation is hot, especially when they get off on it

It would probably be pretty awkward when she up and asked you out of the blue
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>>10010389
You mean that if you were hard as diamonds and Lyra made an offer to suck you off after noticing, you would say no?
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>>10010363
>watersports

I'd rather have a pone showing me how they pee
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>>10010394
Casual. Sex. Turns. Me. Off.
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>>10010402
Your loss.
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>>10010376
oh man
drunken lyra sex
want

>>10010381
well, it's not really meant to be masturbated to
i mean, some of it, i guess

>>10010391
that'd be even hotter though
awkward nervous lyra broaching a strange new fetish and having to load you up on water before sex
i almost started writing watersports lyra greentext but i stopped myself half way through

also fuck you guys who are hating on it
bodily fluids are a beautiful thing
and lyra makes anything hot
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>Oh yes Anon-sama, wash my filthy peasant face with your divine urine. I am unworthy of this gift...aahhhhhhhhhhh...oh, my lord, it feels so wonderful...mmm...ahhnn~....tastes amazing! This peasant is eternally grateful for your generosity master, I will tell my children tales of the day when I was blessed with a lord's golden stream to my unwashed peasant face
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>>10010410
>well, it's not really meant to be masturbated to
WELL, I'M GONNA DO IT ANYWAY AND THERE'S NOTHING YOU COULD DO TO STOP ME
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>>10010413
lyra please

thats creepy
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>>10010337
>fat fetish
yes
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>>10010407
Hardly.
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Is it legal to keep a small goddess in your house like a dog?
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>>10010413
i don't know where this voice came from
it's kind of hot
but
not as hot as the way i imagine lyra actually sounding

i really wish the guy who knew that lyra VA hadn't disappeared
i would have given up entire pay cheques to have her read porn to me
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>>10010419
Everything you draw has the same body type
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>>10010410
>drunken lyra sex

Imagining the awkward, sobered-up morning-after is all kinds of feely, too.
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mangneto pls draw oreopone
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>>10010437
i don't know if this is related
but recently i had an idea for a story where it's a human and pony
and the human just starts jerking off as he's watching the pony
twilight maybe
and she barely even acknowledges it
like, maybe she's studying and props herself up or something so he can stare at her ass
but she doesn't join in at all, just kind of ignores him
maybe gives him a tap or two
until he cums everywhere, and maybe she lets him do it on her ass, and then cleans herself up with an exasperated eye roll

is this hot, and could it be applied to lyra in some way
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>>10010426
Would you pick Celestia up?
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>>10010437
I'd just want to grab her into a hug.
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I think the nicest thing about the Lyra human thing is that she loves you just for being you, letting you be the waifu for once.
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>Hey, Anon, about last night...
>You didn't, like, *pee in my face while I roleplayed as a medieval-era peasant*, or anything, did you?
>Yeah, listen, that's totally not how I normally roll. Just, don't tell anyone about that, okay? And don't call me either. So, uh, I'll just be going now.
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>>10010448
Of course, what kind of heartless monster wouldn't?
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>>10010458
wait lyra pls don't go
come back
pls
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>>10010458
oh
okay
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>>10010445
The thought of just some guy staring at a pony long enough to start masturbating out of nowhere gives you a greenlight from me.
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>>10010452
I like Lyra for that matter. At first, she would like you because you have hand. Then she started to get to know you.
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>>10010419
actually nevermind i didn't want to edit this as much as i thought i would
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>>10010452
I am at a loss for words.
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so....What did I do wrong?
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>>10010452
you might be on to something
i think the only reason i like her so much is because she's the only anything that might want me some day
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>>10010500
you started it
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>>10010507
n-no i didn't, i only capped it...
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>>10010515
any proof of that?
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>>10010506
I have long since resigned myself to solitude.
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are you still gonna draw, mangneto?
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>>10010452
I read an article a while back about how straight men are the only group who never know the feeling of being desired.
It made me sad.
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>>10010540
Oh well, we have ponies anon.
Cheer up.
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>>10010528
Whatever, did I cap it properly?
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>>10010555
sure, lets go with that
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>>10010553
But we don't though

And we never will

And if we did they'd hate us.
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>>10010569
I can think of at least one pony that would love to see you smile.
>>
ded
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>>10010569
It's funny because you're right.

I guess it's not very funny actually...
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>>10010569
>And if we did they'd hate us.

You don't know that.
They're a little xenophobic sometimes but they seem to have integrated with various other sentient races with few problems.

If they did reject you, there's always broing it up with Iron Will and making fun of the quadrupeds.
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>>10010595
Those other races aren't inherently evil

We are.
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>>10010595
You're being too optimistic, anon.

Their princesses would probably go as far as even forbidding contact with humans. Possibly even trying to prevent any contact by closing whatever portal opened to allow contact in the first place.
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>>10010603
That's no way to think, anon.
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>>10010603
A human isn't inherently evil.
Are you evil? Am I? I don't think so. I certainly don't get enough done to have much of an alignment.

All of us together, on the other hand...
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>>10010624
Superman isn't human.
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>>10010627
Yes, yes we are.

Look at what goes on in these threads.
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>>10010603
Damn thought I saved this one pic. Kind fit what you were saying.
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>>10010629
That's the irony of it all.
>>
we ded?
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>>10010634
What If I never partake most of the bullshit these thread goes and only talk about how cute ponies are?

>>10010636
Isn't he raise by human though and got his value from his adopted parents?
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>implying there aren't ponies more evil than humans

Plus all the good shit we do makes up for the bad stuff.
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>>10010635
Found it.
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>>10010647
Not even their evil ponies kill or hurt anyone.
Shit, even their "lord of discord" did nothing except cause depression.
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>>10010627
I honestly believe if I was in Equestria I would end up killing the lot of the ponies.

I wouldn't kill Fluttershy
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>>10010652

Humans also spit acid. Saliva corrodes certain stuff.
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>>10010652

>We breathe a corrosive gas, drink one of the most potent solvents

Who fuckin' wrote this? It's stupid. Everything alive on Earth does that.
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>>10010665
Don't know who wrote it. That's why I said "kind of fit".
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>>10010665
Yes, and?

We survive in a highly dangerous environment.
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>>10010665

This is more comparing human beings to aliens than human beings to other stuff on earth.
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>>10010634
Most of the stuff in these threads, even the greentext fetish shit, is still motivated by love.
The only "evil" we've produced is fluffy ponies, which were not nearly so sinister when they were ours.
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>>10010540
What? Why wouldn't they?
I mean, I can't disprove it, but I'm also probably not the best example for an average straight man
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>>10010675
>This is more comparing human beings to aliens than human beings to other stuff on earth.

And I'm going to take a guess and say that 99% of that shit applies to them as well.
>>
What's tonight's flavor of chilled, candy-flavored horse semen?
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>>10010686
There's probably an alien out there complaining about some picture saying why their race is scary on the space-net.
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>>10010696
>implying you're actually nosso
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Applejack eating ice cream

How much needs fixing?
Eyes, hoof on table and hind legs feel a bit wrong to me.
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>>10010685
It was mostly about the social role men play.
Men have to determine who they're attracted to and prove their worth to their target. The onus of maintaining the relationship falls on the man.
Article was written by a gay dude, and I think he had a point. Always being expected to be the aggressor kind of sucks.
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>>10010686

what if they're just balls of energy or whatever?
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>>10010696
Mint and/or Mexican.
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>>10010710
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>>10010710
Oh, that kind of makes sense for most straight men I guess.
That's kinda sad.
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>>10010707
You for got the cutie mark and the bowl need to be more rounded. Its a nice start.
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>>10010703
But I am.
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>>10010726
Right
Cutie marks
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>>10010732
Prove it by drawing something for us.
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>tfw a pussy-ass alien is shocked when he finds out you breathe toxins to survive
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>>10010734
>>10010707

Also, add in a little nostril on that snout and thin the tail base.
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>>10010732
I missed you Nosso ;_;
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>>10010736
I could try. What do you want?
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>>10010741
Nostrils, cutie mark, bowl, tail base. Thanks
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>>10010747
ponka
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>>10010747
Nightguard batpony
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http://fyre-flye.deviantart.com/journal/How-bad-do-you-want-to-name-an-alligator-Gummy-366892540

>out of curiously checks the timestamp of the journal
>check the timestamp of the first comment
>13 seconds difference
>well, she has a lot of watche--
>it is a brony

fucking piss
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Lyra rolls over onto her back, spreads her 4 legs and shows you hear bare belly.

What do you do?
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>>10010710
"Strong men also cry"
-Mayor of Townsville
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>>10010763
Viciously rub her belly like no tomorrow.
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Did Jalm finish that Dash Butt?
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>>10010763
flip her over
walk her to her house
>>
Season 2 ended a year ago.
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>>10010763
Ask her who shaved her against her will.
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>>10010771
I don't think so.
I also havent seen him post the requests though so maybe I just missed it
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>>10010772
And then rub her belly there, right?
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>>10010783
no
I can't rub bellies
court orders
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>>10010788
Just fuck her then?
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>>10010791
maybe
what do I get from it?
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>>10010794
A orgasm.
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>>10010764
It must be tough to be Mayor.
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>>10010798
>filename

DOHOHOHOHOHO
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>>10010797
tempting
anything else that would last?
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>>10010798
You know has there been any art of both these mayors together yet?
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>>10010760
Mare or Stallion
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>>10010813
Mare. They are much cuter
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>>10010814
>Implications
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>>10010803
Um...

loss of virginity.
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>>10010822
SOLD
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>>10010821
I wasn't even implying anything, Anon. I outright stated it.
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http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/04/equestria-girls-airing-on-15th-of-june.html
v
v
v
v
v
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>>10010840
Haha
I like thing
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>>10010840
Is that a new one?
Are.. are you back Ciircuit? ;__;
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Better, i think.
Any more mistakes?
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>>10010840

The bottom part of the question mark makes it look like anon has a tiny little mouth.
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>>10010849

nope, im just an anon who decided to post an image i had saved that i thought was silly
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>>10010856
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>>10010853

It's applejack instead of a good pony
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ded
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Why is she so Pink, MLPG?
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>>10010860
>giving me false hope
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>>10010838
>second comment
kill me, I shouldn't be laughing this hard
it's a stupid meme
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>>10010853
>no spoon

savage.
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>>10010853
That is much better. Keep up the good work.

>>10010838
That is still a long way to go.
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>>10010838
IT ENDS
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>>10010862
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>>10010866

Because she was born with pink hair.
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so ded
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>>10010814
Well, at least in this case.
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>>10010872
Thanks
Gonna try 2 draw over it with my tablet later.

>>10010871
And you know you like it
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>>10010892
I forgot how to spine
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>>10010892

That horse needs some more protein.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
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>>10010902
>you will never fuck a horse so hard you fix its back
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>>10010907
This gives a whole new meaning to taking the horse out behind the shed.
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>>10010913
You give a whole new meaning to taking the horse out behind the shed.
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>>10010928
You are a whole new meaning to taking the horse out behind the shed
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>>10010932
Well, that's quite enough of that...
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Even: Vidya
Odd: Pony
Dubs: A book
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>>10010947

Stream that pony.
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>>10010947
Might as well

Even - Lift
Odd - Team shitress 2
Dubs - Deafdefiler decides
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Anybody got a picture of that bat pony Equestria Prevails draws.
>>10010956
2flat4me
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Rarity mini series comic when?
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>>10010964
>Rarity

never
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>>10010947

Why isn't there a costanza pony yet?
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>>10010971

I can't wait for Rarity to return to glory in S4.
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>>10010960
https://www.google.com/search?q=Equestria Prevails bat pony
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>>10010960
Nice googling, shitl0rd
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What is this?

What does it say?
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>>10010956
That Spike is cute
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>>10010980
the pleasure of being cummed inside
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>>10010986
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>>10010993
W-what?
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>>10010973
Man someone should have asked Larson to say on a scale of 1 to 10 how Rarity is S4
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>>10010993
wow

didn't mean to reply to that
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>>10010979
No need to get so mad, Anon
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>Another sexual pony dream
Guys... help.
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>>10011001
I wasn't mad at you, sorry
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>>10011001
whoa there, lord binary
no need to be sassy
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>>10011010
they are cartoon horses you cant have sex with them they dont even have girly bits
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>>10011010
>>10011001
>>10011011
>binary
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>>10011010
I'll help
Give them to me
I will shoulder your burden
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>>10011022
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>>10011020
>>10011023
>binarymind
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>>10011028

Oh whoops, wrong image.
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>>10011028
>>10011032
>ribbed for her pleasure
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>>10011022
But I was the pony and I was the one with the girly bits.
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>>10011032
Lets all just quote random things and post wrong images or fucking whatever fuck it

>>10011024
>>10010997
>>10010972
>>10010971
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>>10011047
this picture made me just realise:

Mangento hasn't Drawn Mrs.Cake, has he?
>>
ded
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>>10011068
morning
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>>10011010
>not dreaming about making sweet, passionate love to your ponimouto/waifu/whatever
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>>10011068
I prewfer ded over mad
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>>10011077
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>>10011078

My pony dreams are weird and tend to flash between me just wandering between ponyville trying to talk to ponies but being unable to to flashing to having sex with them.
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>>10011056
>Mangentoo
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>>10011077
>>10011086
>to flashing to having sex with them.

Pervert.
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>>10011010
Why would you need help?
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>>10011088
Yes, it is Mangnetos alternate disguise name

sort of like putting on a domino mask and expecting people not to recognise your facial features, it works every time
>>